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JOLLY MUSIC

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EMCEE OVER TANNOY:
Are all the clowns in the car?

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Is the door closed? It is.

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I think that means, ladies
and gentlemen, that's 31.

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That's equal
to the world record.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a historic moment...

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CLOWN: Get me out of here!
I'm dying! Please!

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-(ONLOOKERS GASP)
-Please!

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CLOWN: Let me out! Let me out!

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Maybe we should check in
on the welfare of the clowns.

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-CLOWN: Let me out, please!
-EMCEE: I'm sure they'll be OK.

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(CLOWNS GRUNT)

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(CHILDREN LAUGH)

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-CLOWNS SQUEAK
-SOMBRE MUSIC

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EMCEE: Ooh, boy, oh, boy.

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-Please...
-Call an ambulance.

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We really want to check on the
welfare of these clowns, guys.

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Is anyone coming, guys?

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Are there any medics here?

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SIREN WAILS
He's not moving. Can we...

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HEAVENLY CHORUS

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GRETA: OK, are you seeing this?

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This is the worst thing
I've ever seen

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and yet I can't look away.

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NICOLE: It's truly
an unspeakable tragedy

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and yet I also can't look away.

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Oh, I hate clowns,
yet I always seem to date them.

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That is such a strange pattern
you have

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that all the men that you date

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quit their jobs in tech
to go to clown school.

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It really is unusual.

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Ugh, I can't
look at this anymore. Oh!

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Thank God we put Ian on that.

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It was really
kind of us to do that.

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(SPEAKS MANDARIN)

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Our market research shows
that your culture loves comedy,

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so naturally, we thought
the best way to launch our car

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would be clowns.

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(MAN SPEAKS MANDARIN)

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Unfortunately, Chinese clowns
are a different size.

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Er, we miscalculated the girth
of your Western clowns.

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I see. (LAUGHS)

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(MAN SPEAKS MANDARIN)

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But we do not find this funny.

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This is devastating.

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Y-yes.
LIFT BELL DINGS

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OK, putting the clowns
aside for the moment...

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Yes, let's do that.

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..today might be one of
the busiest days/nights

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of our lives.

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Totally. The Rainbow Ribbon
Foundation launch.

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I'm so excited.

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I've already sent Bundy

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his 'standing against
hatred together' speech

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and he should be
practising with Tatiana...

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The strategic girlfriend
that we set him up with.

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All the while we wait for Bobby
to come in with our contracts,

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which should be any day now.

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No, no, I can't
think about that today.

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You're right, focus on today.

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Today we focus on today

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and the foundation that we set
up to save a man's image.

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LIFT BELL DINGS

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Mr Randell, there is
quite a lot of bad news

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about our car company.

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Yes, it was a particularly
meme-able moment, wasn't it?

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Er, a dozen camera angles,

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probably the most recorded
clown tragedy in history.

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There are actually a lot more
of those than you'd think.

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(IAN LAUGHS WEAKLY)

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Pretty degrading job, actually.
(LAUGHS)

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So we've got Dion Kelly

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from 'Male Body' magazine
coming in first.

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To run through Bundy's
picture selects for the...

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Ambassador presentation montage,
exactly.

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Oh, can I tell you,

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I have missed front-facing
events so much.

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Same.

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Spiritually, I have needed
the catharsis

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of externalising
our success online.

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Nothing has been
postable in a while, has it?

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Actually, it's been the opposite
of postable,

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although I did take a picture
of our giant shoe trophy

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after it was...

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NICOLE: Un-impaled from
that worker, totally.

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Bundy, what are you doing here?

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Your call time isn't
till much later this evening.

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Uh, yeah, um, right.

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I just thought, um, maybe
I could be here to help.

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Oh.

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That's thoughtful.

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Yeah, I mean, maybe you could
work on the speech

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that you have tonight.

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Speech?

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Oh, yeah, the speech, yeah.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-Oh. Um...

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..what's it about again?

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Are you serious?

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It's the hate speech, Bundy.

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The 'stop hate' speech
that we wrote for you.

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We hate hate here, obviously.

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-We hate hate.
-Oh, true, yeah.

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I agree, Greta Goldman.

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So, Bundy, we got
a lot going on today.

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We're launching
our new strategic agenda

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and we're also proving ourselves
to a variety of clients, so...

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Yeah, so you just, like,
stay here, work on the speech.

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You'll just have to stay out
of our way and don't disturb us.

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Ah, yeah, cool.

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Don't go in there.

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Don't go in there, Bundy.

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-War Room, War Room.
-War Room, Bundy, don't!

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(BUNDY READS SLOWLY) "Good
evening, ladies and gentlemen,

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"and the oth...and others.

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"Welcome to the lunch...launch

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"of the Rainbow Ribbon
Foundation.

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"The Rainbow Ribbon Foundation
is more than a charity.

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"It's a bacon of light
dedicated to addressing

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"some of the most pressing
issues of our time."

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OK, Dion Kelly from 'Male Body'
magazine is here, so...

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OK, um, Bundy, just keep going
with that. Really great.

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"We stand uni..."

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Fuck this.

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NICOLE: Oh, my God,
these are amazing.

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GRETA: Oh, absolutely.

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I can't wait to
launch these tonight.

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He looks, like,
masculine yet wholesome.

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-A bad boy who's been...
-Saved by a woman's love vibes.

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I know, OK.

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Skip... Just ignore these.

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We just included them to show
that the sitting doesn't work.

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I think it's the size of
his calves or something

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that doesn't allow him to sit.

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Ohh, he is so handsome!

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OK, let's go with the blue.

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I'm thinking blue shirt.

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Really? (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

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I really love the check.

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OK, let me just scroll back

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to where his arm's
a little less weird.

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See?

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Look, it just might sell you.

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I mean, I'm not really
being sold. Nicole?

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No, like I said, to me, it's
giving face-down in the mud

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at Melbourne Cup
aftermath footage.

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-You did say that.
-I said it.

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(TAPS KEYS)

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OK, blue shirt it is.

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(NICOLE AND GRETA CHUCKLE)

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-Is he, uh...is he single?
-Oh, no, babe.

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He's dating an influencer
called Tatiana Lodros.

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But if he was single, he'd be
sitting firmly in my niche,

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which is AFL player that's
played less than 30 games

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and now makes a public comment
on masculinity, so...

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Yeah, hot.

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In China, we would go to
the government

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to get rid of the footage.

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Yes, well, that's not the way
things work in our country.

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The government won't just get
rid of the footage. (CHUCKLES)

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They can't.

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-(SPEAKS MANDARIN)
-Mm.

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But we can.

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You can control the media?

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Yes, that's our whole business.

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-For private profit?
-Yes.

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-(SPEAKS MANDARIN)
-Mm.

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We find this very unethical, but
in this instance, very helpful.

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NICOLE: I haven't met her, but
apparently she's just, like...

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We have zero time
to babysit Bundy.

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(SINGSONGS) Hi!

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Watch out, ladies. These are
heavier than they look.

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And I've got six more trays
in my hatchback.

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-Fantastic.
-Thank you so much.

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So, are these really
for Nicole Kidman?

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I am such
a massive freaking fan.

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Um, it's
a different Nicole Kidman.

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And, um, anyway, this one

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is quite influential
in her own way.

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-Just a question, Cherie.
-Yes, doll?

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Yeah, what happens
when the 'end' gets eaten?

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Sorry?

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You're just left
with 'violence', aren't you?

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You eat my 'end',
and you're left with 'violence',

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and everything else
that our foundation

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stands firmly against.

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Sorry, I just want to know,
Cherie, what you were thinking

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when you made a cupcake
that said 'genocide'.

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To be honest,
I did think it was a bit weird.

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Oh, did you? Yeah, did you?

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Well, maybe next time,
trust that intuition.

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Because this is insane.

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They were supposed to be
on the same cupcake.

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No, this is fine. This is great.

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Why don't you go get
the rest of the trays

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and we will
figure something out.

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Go grab 'misogyny'.

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Got it in the car.

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Great. Go get the 'misogyny'...

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-'Misogyny's in the car.
-..cupcakes, yeah.

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Prostate cancer there as well.
PHONE CHIMES

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Oh, great.
Now we have lunch with Anna.

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What? You're joking.

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-That is just perfect timing.
-Oh, cupcakes!

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Bundy, no, these are
for tonight. No, no, no, no, no.

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OK, Bundy, let's just get you
back into the War Room,

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practising your speech, OK?

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What's the food situation, then?

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Alright. Let's go, Bundy.
It's OK.

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Let's go back in the War Room.

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Mr Wu, if a tree falls in
a forest and nobody hears it,

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does it really fall?

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Yes.

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Well, there's
actually a debate about that.

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The debate is about the sound.

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The tree still falls.

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Well, put it this way,
if a clown gets crushed in a car

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and no-one can tell whether
the footage is real or fake,

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does he really get crushed?

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If he's in a coma, yes.

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This is very serious.

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Yeah, obviously, we know that,
but nobody else does.

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-Actually, on that, Cody.
-Yeah?

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We've got NDAs
from all the conscious clowns.

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Go to the hospital and get an
NDA from the crushed coma clown

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the moment he wakes up.

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-OK?
-Yeah.

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Yeah. (SIGHS)

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(CLIENTS WHISPER)

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What do you feel like?

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Uh, anything vegan, I guess.

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We're still doing that
cruelty-free challenge

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for Rainbow Ribbon, yeah?

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Yes, that is correct.

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We can find you
a deliverable vegan option.

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Just get back to the speech,
Bundy.

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NICOLE: And have you messaged
Tatiana, Bundy?

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That stupid lectern
is distracting me!

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Bundy, we don't do that.

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We don't kick the lectern.

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Uh, you know what, Nicole?

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We have to go to lunch
with Anna right now, so...

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Just stay in here, Bundy, and...

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BUNDY: Yeah, OK.

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I'll stay here.
With this lectern!

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Um, what the hell was that?
That was so weird.

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I know,
what is going on with him?

247
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,165
I don't know, maybe he's just
really hungover or something.

248
00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,301
Leave him in there.
I need to get on with my day.

249
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,336
We need to compartmentalise
all of this. I can't.

250
00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:01,506
I hated that kicking.

251
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,345
TANNOY: Paging Dr Chadwick,
Dr Chadwick...

252
00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:08,747
Excuse me, sorry.

253
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:11,950
Oh!

254
00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,819
Oh!

255
00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:20,425
MACHINE BEEPS

256
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,394
(CLOWNS SQUEAK)

257
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,362
Can we help you, buddy?

258
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:27,398
Um, oh, well, I'm just a friend.

259
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,336
Wanted to be here
and really support him,

260
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,938
uh,

261
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,872
and be here when
he wakes up, you know?

262
00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,708
We haven't seen
you before, mate.

263
00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,577
Yeah, how do you know, Mick?

264
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,447
Well, I'm also a clown,
you know?

265
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,548
Yeah.

266
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,917
New to the game,
new clown on the block.

267
00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:47,152
You a NICA guy?

268
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,419
Oh, what's NICA?

269
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,688
(CLOWNS SCOFF)

270
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,090
National Institute
of Circus Arts!

271
00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,592
You haven't heard of NICA?

272
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,960
Mick taught at NICA.

273
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,595
Mick is NICA.

274
00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,531
Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah,
of course, of course.

275
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,566
No, no.

276
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,435
I'm just breaking in myself,

277
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,069
you know, with Mick's help.

278
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,171
Well, not now, obviously.
(CHUCKLES)

279
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,607
CLOWN 1: It's OK, buddy.

280
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,576
-CLOWN 2: What's going on?
-CLOWN 3: Can we get that nurse?

281
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,311
-Oh. Ooh!
-CLOWN 3: Where's the nurse?

282
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,479
Oh, that's right.

283
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,713
Oh, yeah, I have a gig.

284
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,848
You know, birthday party.

285
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,282
You know what it's like.
(CHUCKLES)

286
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,184
I'll catch you soon. (GIGGLES)

287
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,888
CLOWN: It's OK. He's gone now.
He's gone.

288
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,858
ANNA: I have done
this whole menu to death,

289
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:30,395
but I always return
to the tuna sashimi.

290
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,463
This is the only place

291
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,031
I find comparable
with the fish markets.

292
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,333
OK, Ian told us about your
extraction techniques, Anna,

293
00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:36,868
including the small-talk
ease-in.

294
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,536
Yeah, why are we here, Anna?

295
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,341
What do you actually know
about Frank Fritz?

296
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,944
-Fritz?
-Fritz?

297
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,378
What, are you just fishing,
Anna?

298
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,881
We don't have time
to do your job for you today.

299
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,987
-It's the pause technique.
-Yeah.

300
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,756
OK, Ian also told us
about the pause technique.

301
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,058
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

302
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,129
We're not going to fill silence
with information, Anna.

303
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,531
No.

304
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,768
Because you don't know
anything about Fritz.

305
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,504
He was a cadaver
the whole time we worked there.

306
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:13,971
Then he died
and now we're here, so...

307
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,708
Oh, come on, there was no
information in that information.

308
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,043
So that's confirmed some sort
of theory for you, has it?

309
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,145
Actually, it does.

310
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,580
What does it tell you
that everyone I've spoken to

311
00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:26,551
knows more about Fritz & Randell
than both of you?

312
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,921
I know about the yacht.

313
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:35,059
The question is,
do you know about the yacht?

314
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,795
So Fritz had a yacht.

315
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,063
So what? What about it?

316
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,331
You're right.

317
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:44,068
Lots of men like Fritz had a
yacht, except this is different.

318
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,236
Never in my life

319
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,839
have I seen something hidden
from public record

320
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,741
as well as
this particular yacht.

321
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,943
It makes you wonder why.

322
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:56,147
Why is my source
urging me to look into it?

323
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,016
OK, there could be a million
reasons why that's the case.

324
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,152
-Fritz...
-Yes, but you would think

325
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,488
that as people poised
to take over the company

326
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,556
that you would know all about
the practices

327
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,094
of said company yacht
and what went on there.

328
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,298
Why don't you just say what
you want to say to us, Anna?

329
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,768
Look, girls,
this is not small fish.

330
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,137
Now, I'm sure
there's a part of you deep down

331
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,638
that knows your new position

332
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:23,441
isn't really Bobby Bahl's
attempt at feminism.

333
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,844
You've been brought on
to take the shrapnel

334
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,815
when Fritz's legacy
inevitably explodes.

335
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,584
And it will explode.

336
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,654
SINISTER MUSIC

337
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,958
Well, thank you for that, Anna.

338
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,861
We'll just have to see
how it plays out.

339
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,069
JAZZY MUSIC

340
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,739
OK, what was that?

341
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,808
Anna picks the busiest day
of the year to tell us

342
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,810
that Fritz was basically a sex
trafficking pervert paedophile!

343
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,311
We don't know that,
and Anna doesn't know that.

344
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,079
We don't know what she knows,
but it doesn't matter.

345
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,315
Finding out whether Fritz was
a creep is not a today problem.

346
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,951
You're right, Bundy and
Tatiana, that's a today problem.

347
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,487
Hiding genocide cupcakes, that's
a today problem, apparently.

348
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,955
Yeah, OK, starting a foundation

349
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,924
and then ending hate speech
forever, that's a today problem.

350
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,927
But can we just maybe find out
what Ian knows about this yacht?

351
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,161
What Ian knows?

352
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,596
-Ian?
-Ian!

353
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,864
-Ian.
-Ian.

354
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,601
I mean, frankly,
AI is just revolutionary.

355
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,671
You would be astounded
by how much we've done with AI

356
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,239
over the last few months.

357
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,275
And that's why I think...

358
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,976
-(BANGS ON GLASS)
-Sorry, excuse me.

359
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,515
May I remind you,
this is my client!

360
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,983
You got the whole
of the Pan Pacific!

361
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,686
We're happy for you to handle
comms on the clown crush car.

362
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,554
We need to talk to you urgently,
in your office.

363
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,191
(SPEAKS MANDARIN)
Er, five minutes.

364
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,795
OK, what is it?

365
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,630
Ian, we spoke to Anna.

366
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,131
She told us about the yacht.

367
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,500
What?

368
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,569
Do you know about Fritz's yacht?

369
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:02,073
Yeah, yeah, I know...
know about the yacht, yeah.

370
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,608
Yeah, we all knew
about the yacht.

371
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,645
I knew. Er, Fritz knew.

372
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,348
Well, because it was his yacht
and he knew about it.

373
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,949
Well, we didn't know
about the yacht.

374
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,352
It would have been great to know
before we found out from Anna.

375
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,488
Well, isn't it your job
to know about these things?

376
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,624
I mean, you run the company,
don't you?

377
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,958
Well, we haven't
signed our contracts yet.

378
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,994
And we're not sure
that we should.

379
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,062
Oh.

380
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,599
Ian, what happened on the yacht?

381
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,369
I'll tell you,
but it's not pretty.

382
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,204
I think that's why
it was so secret.

383
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,941
Nonstop debauchery.

384
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,643
All sorts of sexual things.

385
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,177
Not just missionary position,

386
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,649
but, like, from behind,
woman on top.

387
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,919
Whatever a client wanted,
they'd get, right?

388
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,689
We're talking Epstein levels
of debauchery there.

389
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:57,628
Or worse, like Harold Shipman
or Ivan Milat, you know?

390
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,964
And don't get me started
on the drug stuff.

391
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:03,401
You know, we'd be all there
sniffing on our joints.

392
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,804
And then, you know, somebody'd
bring out the cocaine.

393
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,606
Nose candy, we used to call it.

394
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,042
Yeah, pretty addictive,
actually.

395
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,111
Wow. So that all happened?

396
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:14,946
IAN: Yeah.

397
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,648
If anyone ever
finds out about it,

398
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:21,185
whoever's in charge
will go down with it.

399
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,787
Oh, my God.

400
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,422
Actually, do you think
that's why

401
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,357
Bobby put you in charge
of the company?

402
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,359
You know, to be his patsies.

403
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,694
Oh, my God.

404
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,262
I mean, that could be it, Ian.

405
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,264
That's it! Yes!

406
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,533
Well, thank you so much
for warning us, Ian.

407
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,035
Not a problem.
I'm there for you.

408
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,403
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

409
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,305
Now I should get back
to the clown crush

410
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,107
because, you know, those clowns
don't crush themselves.

411
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,844
-Thank you, Ian. That's great.
-(SIGHS)

412
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,781
-He has no idea about the yacht.
-None at all.

413
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,716
-We need to talk to Bobby.
-Yeah.

414
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,786
-SHOES SQUEAK
-UPBEAT MUSIC

415
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,626
Fellas.

416
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,128
Any updates?

417
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,665
-No, nothing yet.
-CODY: Oh.

418
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,333
How was the party?

419
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,603
Oh, you know how it is,
you know, 17 four-year-olds.

420
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,904
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.

421
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,539
And they want to do one thing.

422
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,641
Suck on your playing cards.

423
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,244
-(LAUGHS) That's right.
-Yes, yes.

424
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,446
-(CLOWNS LAUGH)
-Oh, no.

425
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:26,751
Listen, I've been meaning
to, uh, apologise

426
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,819
for the way I behaved earlier.

427
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,155
I just... Mick was, um...

428
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,890
He's...he's one of us.

429
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,226
Of course, of course.
Totally, I understand.

430
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:39,230
I just know that Mick
is smiling at us right now.

431
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,364
Yeah.

432
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,499
It's a nice thought.

433
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,601
Yeah, love you, Mick.
MACHINE BEEPS

434
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,570
CARTOON SOUNDTRACK PLAYS

435
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,639
NICOLE: Bundy,
you're still here.

436
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,341
Of course you are. How are you?

437
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,409
CARTOON FART SOUND ON PHONE

438
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,810
OK, to be honest,
I don't know

439
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,979
if I'm that keen
for this speech tonight.

440
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,480
I'm just, like, not vibing it.

441
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,784
And, like, all the talk about
violence is, like, really heavy.

442
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,787
OK, well, you have to
do the speech tonight, Bundy.

443
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,856
Yeah, uh, what if
we made it more of a double act?

444
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,192
Tatiana gets up there, she says
a few words with you as well.

445
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,362
Nah, nah, nah,
Tatiana's not coming tonight.

446
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,864
What do you mean
she's not coming tonight?

447
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,999
I don't know, she's just
being, like, real difficult.

448
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,735
OK, Bundy,
she has to come tonight.

449
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,103
We spoke about this.

450
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,806
Well, I don't know if
I want her there, to be honest.

451
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,407
We had an argument last night

452
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,243
and I don't really
rate her energy.

453
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,280
Do you have any cordial?

454
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:33,751
Thanks to AI, this is a video
of our #ClownCrush.

455
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,687
But it's now happening
in your competitor's car.

456
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,757
Every time somebody posts
the real video,

457
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,760
our bot farm
will post this video underneath.

458
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,795
This is impressive technology,
Mr Randell,

459
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,897
but there were dozens of people
filming the incident.

460
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,900
Which is why we've created
dozens of these videos,

461
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,236
all with different brands
of car.

462
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,704
They were live witnesses.

463
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,606
They'll say
that it was our brand of car.

464
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,542
They already are.

465
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,945
So your plan is foiled?

466
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:04,415
Nup, we've got a troll farm
in Estonia on it.

467
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,317
Just wait for it.

468
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,686
See, there you go.

469
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,055
Thanks to AI, just because
something happened

470
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,658
doesn't mean anyone
needs to believe it's true.

471
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,060
-(WHISPERS IN MANDARIN)
-Mm.

472
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,930
Mr Randell,
we believe you are very evil.

473
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,132
Evil?

474
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,199
No, I think your translation

475
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,901
might be a bit wavy on that one.

476
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,603
(SPEAKS MANDARIN)

477
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,906
Mm. He is very confident
that you are evil.

478
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,275
Right.

479
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,813
Evil, thanks, yeah, mm.

480
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,549
Try 'goshu'.

481
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,818
-Goshu.
-Yeah. No?

482
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,686
-No, no.
-No, goshu's a word.

483
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,754
-No.
-Yes, it is.

484
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,556
-No.
-It is. Goshu.

485
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,359
You know, "That's so goshu."

486
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:49,527
Definitely not.

487
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:50,995
Check again.

488
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:54,665
So Fritz never
mentioned a yacht to you?

489
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,767
No, no, me neither.

490
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,770
But as the executor of his will,
I need to find out.

491
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,806
For administrative reasons.

492
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,208
OK, thank you.

493
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,044
(SIGHS)

494
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,580
Woolwich Pier Marina.

495
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,918
(WHISPERS NUMBERS)

496
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,520
LINE RINGS

497
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,990
Oh, try 'shogu'.

498
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,727
NOTIFICATION BEEPS

499
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,061
DOD: Oh.

500
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,398
Mm, Meredith,
Meredith, Meredith,

501
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,100
you inquisitive little minx.

502
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,471
Do I have to call Tatiana
to get her to come tonight?

503
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,009
Do I have to call Tatiana
to get her to come tonight?

504
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,877
I don't really feel like
being a relationship counsellor.

505
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,812
We need her at the event,
so you have to.

506
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,280
What do we do
about Fritz's yacht?

507
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,314
I don't know!

508
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,450
You must be Greta Goldman
and Nicole Kidman.

509
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,052
Just Nicole.

510
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,355
We are very impressed
with your aging subordinate.

511
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,590
Oh.

512
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,893
While there is nothing funny
about one clown in a coma,

513
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,662
we understand that
there is something bigger

514
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,331
than 33 injured clowns.

515
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,967
Without you, we would have
had to put thousands out of work

516
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,168
in our factories.

517
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:08,272
So the work you do,
it is so very important.

518
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,707
Thank you.

519
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,009
-Thank you.
-Goodbye.

520
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,514
Girls, I'm going to have to
leave early this afternoon,

521
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,515
for personal reasons.

522
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,151
Uh, Meredith! Uh...

523
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:24,455
You were really close
to Fritz, weren't you?

524
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,658
Well, I worked for him
for a long time, yes.

525
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,528
So do you know about his yacht?

526
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,332
Yes, I do.

527
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,334
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

528
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,903
Uh...

529
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,039
(SIGHS)

530
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:48,212
Hey! (LAUGHS)
I feel so much better now.

531
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,080
-Sorry about before.
-Yeah, that's all good, Bundy.

532
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,982
We just have to get you ready
for the event tonight.

533
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,083
Yeah, mad.

534
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,518
Is there gonna be
a lectern there tonight?

535
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,287
'Cause that's really
gonna piss me off.

536
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,554
We'll figure that out
when we get there.

537
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,490
If you just want to
make your way to the venue.

538
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,559
You can bring your coconut
if you want.

539
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,794
Xiexie.

540
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,329
Xiexie. Xiexie.

541
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,633
VOICEMAIL: Hi. It's Cody.
Leave a message.

542
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,702
Cody, all clear on our end.

543
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,570
Let me know how you go
with that NDA,

544
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:17,908
but total triumph on
the coma clown car crush.

545
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,843
Anyway, when you get back here,

546
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,779
drinks all round.

547
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,581
The girls have cracked!

548
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,851
So I'll be kicking back
in Fritz's office

549
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,555
awaiting Bobby's call
when you get here.

550
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:36,226
See ya.

551
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,462
OK, Greta, I'm feeling
very overwhelmed.

552
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,464
OK, I hear you,
but it's about to get worse,

553
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,367
because Bobby is coming in this
afternoon with our contracts.

554
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,436
This is supposed to be
a moment of celebration, Nicole.

555
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,670
And instead we're
dealing with what, exactly?

556
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,072
Cupcakes that are riddled
with prostate cancer

557
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,406
and Bundy's kicking lecterns

558
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,075
and Tatiana's not getting back
to any of my messages.

559
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,110
Not to mention our dead boss's
weird sex legacy,

560
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,379
and there's a clown somewhere
in a coma.

561
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,515
OK, I'm just gonna
say this once, but, um...

562
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,051
..do we want these jobs?

563
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,420
What are you talking about,
Nicole?

564
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,889
OK, you are clearly stressed
and very delusional,

565
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:06,857
even though you look great.

566
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,192
(WHISPERS) Thank you.

567
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,728
But we have not been killing
ourselves for nine months

568
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,631
to not deserve
these positions, OK?

569
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:14,865
This is all we've ever wanted

570
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,168
and I don't know who deserves
this more than us, OK?

571
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,502
-You're right.
-I know I'm right.

572
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:21,071
-OK.
-OK, here's what we're gonna do.

573
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,506
We're gonna wait
for Bobby to arrive,

574
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,109
see what he puts on the table,
get a hold of Tatiana

575
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,543
and just continue
with what is essentially

576
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,011
a very challenging day
in our lives.

577
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,880
Nobody is having
a more challenging day than us.

578
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:30,981
Nobody.

579
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,549
FLATLINE BEEP
CLOWN: Mick? What is that?

580
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,017
-What's that noise?
-It's beeping, he's gone blue.

581
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,152
Do you know what that is?

582
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,387
I didn't touch him.

583
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,589
-Where's the doctor?
-Hey, what's happening?

584
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,324
-Will someone please grab...
-What's happening?

585
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,525
MAN: Make some space, guys.

586
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,594
-Excuse me, let go, let go.
-Hang in there.

587
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,196
WOMAN: Somebody remove
all these clowns right now.

588
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,465
-Give us some space, please.
-Tell us what's going on.

589
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,368
-We'll tell you in a minute.
-We'll leave if you tell us.

590
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:51,268
WOMAN: Get out.

591
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,971
CLOWN: It's OK,
it's OK, it's OK.

592
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,741
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.

593
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,943
(CLOWNS SOB)

594
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,679
POIGNANT MUSIC

595
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,948
(CLOWNS SOB)

596
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,117
(CLOWNS SQUEAK)

597
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,486
IAN ON PHONE: Yeah, hello.

598
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,787
-Ian.
-Cody.

599
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:13,657
Yeah, Mick,
I mean, the clown passed,

600
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,993
so no NDA needed.

601
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,630
Um, um...

602
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,732
I think I'm gonna be a bit late

603
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,167
coming back to the office,
though.

604
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,302
You know, in order
to access the space,

605
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:29,573
I had to create a rich
and textured character.

606
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,845
Um, now I think I need to
see that through, yeah.

607
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,981
Yes, yes, that's fine, Cody.

608
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,287
(CLOWNS SOB)

609
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,058
I'm sorry, guys.

610
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,727
(SQUEAKING)

611
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:52,262
LINE RINGS

612
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:54,331
Bobby, mate!

613
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,868
Hello, Ian, my second-favourite
middle-aged white man.

614
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,804
IAN: I just need to talk to you
about the girls.

615
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,074
Ever wondered how men talk when
they think you can't hear them?

616
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:08,378
IAN: I just spent the whole day
helping Greta and Nicole

617
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,615
work through the moral dilemmas
of whether this business

618
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,617
is ethical enough for them.
(LAUGHS)

619
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,620
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, go on, Ian, claws out.

620
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,754
I love it.

621
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,823
IAN: I just think,
from a risk perspective,

622
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:22,326
you're gonna have to go
into this eyes wide open.

623
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:25,028
I mean, do you really
want to be putting this firm

624
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,264
in the hands of two girls
who, frankly,

625
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,200
can't make an omelette
out of their own eggs?

626
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:33,070
Ian, your metaphor appals me,
but point taken.

627
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,638
I mean,
they still haven't signed

628
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,139
their contracts, have they?

629
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,775
Ian, Ian, Ian.

630
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,811
I'm afraid I have to go,
unless there's anything else

631
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,213
you'd like to say
about Greta and Nicole.

632
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,380
How long have you got?

633
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,515
(LAUGHS FORCEFULLY)

634
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,583
(SIGHS)

635
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:46,650
Oh.

636
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,753
CALL DISCONNECTS
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

637
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,321
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)

638
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:54,925
Such a misogynist downer
on such a fabulous occasion.

639
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,827
Sorry. Contracts.

640
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:01,732
I mean, come on, the first
female CEOs of Fritz & Randell?

641
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,634
The board were very surprised
to discover

642
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,536
that we are living
in the 21st century.

643
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:06,737
You should have
seen their faces.

644
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:07,804
(HYPERVENTILATES)

645
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,406
(LAUGHS WHEEZILY)

646
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:13,077
I'm joking.

647
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,347
Ladies, I'm kidding.

648
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,684
Um, Bobby,
we spoke to Anna today.

649
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,020
Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna.

650
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:25,289
Anna McDowell,
the investigative journalist?

651
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,558
Oh, yes. Yuck.

652
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,226
-She knows about Fritz's yacht.
-Yes.

653
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,628
OK, yeah, no,
that was a different time.

654
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,764
It was three weeks ago.

655
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,900
Bobby, why would we
sign contracts

656
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,769
to be instated as the heads
of a company

657
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,170
if we don't have
all the information

658
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,173
about how the company
actually operates?

659
00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:45,843
It makes us feel, and it
certainly makes Anna feel,

660
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,778
like we've been set up to fail.

661
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,647
Yeah, no,
I appreciate that feedback.

662
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,716
And this is what I love,
an exchange like this.

663
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,285
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

664
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,921
OK, so let me get this straight.

665
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,890
There's a reporter
that's writing a story

666
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:03,794
about an old man
that has a secret yacht,

667
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:05,796
probably did some bad things
on that secret yacht,

668
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,031
hence the secrecy of the yacht,
but here's the kicker.

669
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,601
Those secret bad things
have stopped happening

670
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,336
because that old man is dead.

671
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,204
So, hold the front page.

672
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,842
Seriously, Dod,
make sure that doesn't come out.

673
00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,178
OK, but what did Fritz do
on the yacht, Bobby?

674
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,814
Ooh, I have no idea.

675
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,215
Probably something disgusting,

676
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:28,419
like have outlandish parties
with perverted old men

677
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:29,954
and beautiful naked women.

678
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,789
I mean, uh, personally,
I despise that.

679
00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,291
I don't know. Um...

680
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,329
But let me tell you why I think
you should sign these contracts.

681
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,032
I mean, you don't have to,
but let me tell you why

682
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,168
Fritz & Randell
is my absolute favourite

683
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,470
of all of my scattered
subsidiaries.

684
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,006
Because when you walk into
a room

685
00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,841
of the most powerful people
on the planet

686
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,976
knowing the secrets
that could end them,

687
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,413
oh, ladies, that's the best
feeling in the world.

688
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,583
They know your power,
you know your power,

689
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,118
and they have everything
to lose,

690
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:04,555
and they will do any kind
of dance that you want them to.

691
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,692
Personally, I'd love to see that
kind of power in your hands.

692
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,994
So, come with me.

693
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:14,264
Let's take Fritz & Randell
in a different direction, eh?

694
00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:15,165
You'll be in charge.

695
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,134
No more yacht parties
ever again.

696
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,702
So...

697
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,874
What do we think, ladies?

698
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,178
Signy-signy?

699
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:31,348
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

700
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,417
Or should I go and talk to Ian?

701
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,654
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

702
00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:43,760
(BOBBY SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)

703
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:47,230
MUSIC BECOMES POIGNANT
(CLOWNS WEEP)

704
00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,400
I'm so, so sorry.

705
00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,002
(CLEARS THROAT)

706
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:57,241
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

707
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,928
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

708
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:24,068
SWEEPING STRINGS MUSIC

709
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,409
PHONE BUZZES

710
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:34,778
-It's Tatiana.
-Finally.

711
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:35,946
Tell her
she has to come tonight.

712
00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:38,182
-Sorry, I have to take this.
-Of course.

713
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:40,250
What's going on?

714
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,584
Tatiana, where are you?

715
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:44,087
If you leave now, you can still
make it. Bundy's just left.

716
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,822
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

717
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:46,857
Wait, wait.

718
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:47,891
(TATIANA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

719
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,893
Just...just stop. Just slow...

720
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,428
(TATIANA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

721
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:54,364
SOMBRE MUSIC

722
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,432
He did what?

723
00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,737
(GASPS SOFTLY)

724
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,110
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

725
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,951
SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES

726
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:27,131
SUBDUED, ELEGANT PIANO MUSIC