1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,100 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:08,907 --> 00:00:12,044 # Tubi, Tubi # 3 00:01:04,663 --> 00:01:07,499 Did someone order the spicy tuna? 4 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:10,249 Mercedes, how many times I gotta tell ya? 5 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:12,217 Hush, you'll scare the trout. 6 00:01:12,237 --> 00:01:14,653 As long as you're not tellin' anybody that we're hangin' out, 7 00:01:14,673 --> 00:01:17,589 Randy, what choice do I have? 8 00:01:17,609 --> 00:01:20,326 When it comes to Purgatory friendships, it's, uh... 9 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:22,481 Slim pickins at the fishing hut. 10 00:01:25,484 --> 00:01:28,987 A jiggler? What is this? Trawling for noobs? 11 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:40,279 # Uh, uh, um # 12 00:01:40,299 --> 00:01:41,847 Shortbread martini? 13 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:44,149 Did you add my nutmeg twist? 14 00:01:44,169 --> 00:01:45,571 Please. 15 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,145 Okay, they're bitin'. 16 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:57,850 Oh, they're really biting. 17 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,912 What did you do, bait the lines with crack? 18 00:02:13,932 --> 00:02:16,802 Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first. 19 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:22,521 Do you think we could make it to the cars? 20 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:24,323 Gotta hoof it. 21 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:26,612 Good thing I always dress for cardio. 22 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:54,973 Nedley! 23 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,752 Sheriff Nedley! 24 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:09,454 Randy? 25 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:13,272 Maybe a little. Hell was cold and dark 26 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,961 and I've been on my own for years. 27 00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:21,380 Look, Lock Mess, I don't know what you are... 28 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,901 Ah! 29 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:35,681 Not here for you. Argh! 30 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:40,332 But just to be sure, 31 00:03:40,352 --> 00:03:42,568 this is the Ghost River Triangle 32 00:03:42,588 --> 00:03:46,538 where bad things happen to good people? 33 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:48,574 Hey, bad thing, 34 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:49,842 get away from her. 35 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:52,144 Sure, Grandpa. 36 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:56,868 Though, isn't she a little bit young for you? 37 00:03:57,603 --> 00:03:58,684 Not that young. 38 00:03:58,704 --> 00:04:01,753 Way to kick a girl when she's down. 39 00:04:01,773 --> 00:04:04,309 She's the second-best angler I know. 40 00:04:07,679 --> 00:04:09,381 And she's my friend. 41 00:04:12,451 --> 00:04:15,033 Look, I'm not picky. 42 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:19,304 I only need one of you to bring me the heir. 43 00:04:19,324 --> 00:04:23,795 The Earp heir? Wynonna... 44 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:30,936 Hey, snow snatch! 45 00:04:31,603 --> 00:04:33,238 Not him. 46 00:04:34,072 --> 00:04:35,220 You want Earp? 47 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,090 I've been her ride or die since high school. 48 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,558 But guess what? 49 00:04:39,578 --> 00:04:42,528 Wynonna doesn't live here anymore. 50 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,249 Oh, I know. 51 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:46,852 But she'll be back. 52 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:50,088 Once I bait the hook. 53 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:54,226 Eenie, meenie, miney... 54 00:04:57,062 --> 00:04:58,263 ... hoe. 55 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:06,571 Not the face. It's been through so much. 56 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:10,489 And I wish I could see 57 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:12,824 the look on yours when Wynonna Earp 58 00:05:12,844 --> 00:05:15,747 kicks your icy ass! 59 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:20,752 No! 60 00:06:25,317 --> 00:06:27,165 Gentlemen. 61 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:29,868 Which one of you's gonna flush my backdoor? 62 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:32,491 Ow! I didn't even get to cheat yet! 63 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:35,774 Argh! 64 00:06:35,794 --> 00:06:37,476 You hit like a girl. 65 00:06:37,496 --> 00:06:39,144 Hard and with perfect form. 66 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:40,712 What kind of idiot thinks she can scam 67 00:06:40,732 --> 00:06:42,247 Paco Daisy in his own casino? 68 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:44,650 The kind that doesn't carry an I.D. 69 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,618 Though, you are one chips and guac 70 00:06:46,638 --> 00:06:48,720 away from a free chalupa. 71 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:52,010 You asshole. That's na-chos to take. 72 00:06:53,278 --> 00:06:54,826 Hey, 73 00:06:54,846 --> 00:06:56,795 what's with the Wyatt Earp swag? 74 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:59,164 Oh, right, famous lawman. 75 00:06:59,184 --> 00:07:01,533 Old West shootout and the OK Corral 76 00:07:01,553 --> 00:07:04,136 right here in Tombstone? Guys... 77 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:06,171 He's a big deal around these parts! 78 00:07:06,191 --> 00:07:09,174 White folks do love their violent heroes. 79 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:12,544 When they're feeling patriotic, they spend more at the buffet. 80 00:07:12,564 --> 00:07:14,880 Wyatt Earp. 81 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,515 Just another apocryphal colonizer 82 00:07:16,535 --> 00:07:19,351 who got a revisionist history thanks to his big gun. 83 00:07:19,371 --> 00:07:22,154 Hey, I apologize, Chayton. 84 00:07:22,174 --> 00:07:24,790 I assumed you were just muscle. 85 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:28,026 Got my PhD at Brown. 19th century Americana. 86 00:07:28,046 --> 00:07:30,849 Your big words are being wasted here. 87 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:33,765 You wanna chat? 88 00:07:33,785 --> 00:07:35,387 Chayton. 89 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:38,190 Sorry, boss. 90 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,306 Okay. Oh! 91 00:07:41,326 --> 00:07:42,340 Okay. 92 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,030 Admit that one hurt. That one smart. 93 00:07:45,997 --> 00:07:48,046 Can't take a beating like when I was 27. 94 00:07:48,066 --> 00:07:49,948 Might as well give it up, girlie. 95 00:07:49,968 --> 00:07:51,937 Your partner already spilled. 96 00:07:52,237 --> 00:07:53,972 Partner? 97 00:07:56,174 --> 00:07:59,911 Doc! What have they done to you? 98 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:03,261 Turned me into a video game. 99 00:08:03,281 --> 00:08:04,896 When this is over, I promise you 100 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:06,651 mouth to south resuscitation. 101 00:08:07,352 --> 00:08:09,955 Oh, you really don't want this to be over. 102 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:15,273 What was your angle here, hmm? 103 00:08:15,293 --> 00:08:16,575 Grease my dealer? 104 00:08:16,595 --> 00:08:18,877 Have moustache boy count cards? 105 00:08:18,897 --> 00:08:21,780 I'm awfully flattered to be addressed as boy, 106 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,116 considering my advanced age. 107 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,738 Get this, blue eyes thinks he's Doc Holliday. 108 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,055 Wyatt Earp's buddy? 109 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:34,426 You know, I don't love your tone. 110 00:08:34,446 --> 00:08:35,680 Oh. 111 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:38,697 Doc Holliday, 112 00:08:38,717 --> 00:08:40,766 the greatest gunslinger who ever lived? 113 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,400 Top 20 for sure. 114 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,568 I beg your pardon. 115 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:46,705 I would have gotten away with robbing you fools blind 116 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:48,573 if Wynonna could learn to bluff. 117 00:08:48,593 --> 00:08:50,662 Well, at least I'm not a weapon. 118 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,338 Hey. 119 00:09:00,705 --> 00:09:02,540 Ah, ah, ah! 120 00:09:03,642 --> 00:09:04,956 It was in her Spanx. 121 00:09:04,976 --> 00:09:06,424 Go start digging the hole. 122 00:09:06,444 --> 00:09:08,260 Okay don't-don't cheese your beans. 123 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,695 Peacemaker only kills demons. 124 00:09:10,715 --> 00:09:12,531 Lights up when you point it at one. 125 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,833 Well, lights up for me. 126 00:09:14,853 --> 00:09:16,788 And me. 127 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:25,076 You cheatin' hussy. 128 00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:26,698 What? 129 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:31,416 I think I found the boss' tell. 130 00:09:31,436 --> 00:09:33,852 Paco is a demon. 131 00:09:33,872 --> 00:09:36,107 We're never gonna get that chalupa. 132 00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:40,926 Stop by the café, Sheriff. 133 00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:42,360 We just put a fresh pot on for you. 134 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:44,563 What, both of you? Just when I needed it. 135 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,498 Thank you, Chrissy. 136 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,933 - Hi, Natalie. - Hi. 137 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,267 Go Blue Devils! 138 00:09:49,287 --> 00:09:52,037 - Hey, Nicole, lookin' good. - Hey, Kyle, back at ya. 139 00:09:52,057 --> 00:09:53,238 How's your brother? 140 00:09:53,258 --> 00:09:56,274 - I got those tulips you ordered, Sheriff. - Oh, Freddie. Thank you so much. 141 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:58,763 I will be by the shop later, okay? 142 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:02,667 Well, well, well. 143 00:10:07,973 --> 00:10:10,755 Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here. 144 00:10:10,775 --> 00:10:12,757 I'm waiting for my wife. 145 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:14,726 She's like a big deal in this town. 146 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:17,295 You trying to nepo baby your way out of a $30 ticket? 147 00:10:17,315 --> 00:10:20,685 - Also hoping to get frisked. - Oh, really? 148 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,628 Mrs. Waverly Earp. 149 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:33,111 Mrs. Nicole Haught. 150 00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:36,414 Ahem! Public dis-gays of affection? 151 00:10:36,434 --> 00:10:38,483 Kind of unprofessional, don't ya think? 152 00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:39,885 Hi, Bunny. 153 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,419 So girls, uh, 154 00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:44,422 Randy Nedley didn't show up for samba karate this morning. 155 00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:47,158 - Oh, uh... - Anyhoo, I gotta fly. 156 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:48,760 I gotta go ice my dojo. 157 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:52,083 That Sensei Rick is very thorough. 158 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:55,687 Bye-bye. 159 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,502 Wow. 160 00:10:57,522 --> 00:11:00,492 I kinda miss when she was too homophobic to overshare. 161 00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:02,474 So, what are you thinking? 162 00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:06,478 That my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus, 163 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,381 Mr. Randy Nedley, often has one too many Beer Tab Blues 164 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,549 while out on his highly illegal fishing hut, 165 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:14,686 which I have to pretend I don't know anything about. 166 00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:19,658 Still, do you fancy a drive to the edge of the Ghost River Triangle? 167 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,080 Hmm. I thought you'd never ask. 168 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:26,598 Oh, also, I picked up the mail. 169 00:11:26,618 --> 00:11:30,335 Oh, yay! A new postcard from Wynonna. 170 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,836 Oh, my God. 171 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,905 It's so funny to think about your sister 172 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:36,241 acting all touristy at the place 173 00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:38,329 where your ancestor made his mark. 174 00:11:38,863 --> 00:11:40,732 Sounds like she's in a good place. 175 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,581 What now, Earp? 176 00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:46,084 Same as always, just have fun out there. 177 00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:48,086 That's right, pork chop, 178 00:11:48,106 --> 00:11:51,042 Wynonna Earp. Crazy chick with a demon killing gun. 179 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,881 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 180 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,721 Ha! 181 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,290 Doc! 182 00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:12,677 This was our play. 183 00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:14,846 Get caught so you'd bring us to the one room 184 00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:17,182 we couldn't breach, your vault. 185 00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,184 You Earp slut! 186 00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:22,387 Huh. There's that high tone 'tude they love in hell. 187 00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:25,143 Which is where I'm about to send you. 188 00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:36,901 Ahem. Uh, may I? 189 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:39,224 I'd rather ya didn't. 190 00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:46,197 Hi. 191 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,535 Hello. 192 00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,686 You like that? 193 00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:58,109 It is always a treat watching you do what you do best. 194 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,614 There's one more thing I'm pretty good at. 195 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:08,900 Need I remind you that we are here to crack a safe? 196 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,635 You need pants for that? 197 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,657 - I do not. - Okay. 198 00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,829 Nedley? 199 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,567 Mercedes? 200 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,706 Sheriff Randy Nedley! 201 00:14:06,744 --> 00:14:11,129 Two whole years runnin' cons out of the back of a suitcase. 202 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:14,599 Mm-hmm. But every dollar we steal... 203 00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:19,437 Borrow... brings us one step closer to getting our own farm. 204 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,359 A place to settle down. 205 00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:25,630 Bring Alice home from Aunt Gus' place in Montana. 206 00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:29,714 All right, enough math. Let's hit the blackjack tables. 207 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:33,084 That also requires math. 208 00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,887 Make this wad into a bigger wad. 209 00:14:35,907 --> 00:14:37,555 The way you play, darlin', 210 00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:41,779 which is good and roostered, our wads only get smaller. 211 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,362 You love me roostered. 212 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:47,318 I love you. Full stop. 213 00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:50,788 Then why are you being such a wad? 214 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,638 We spent some of this on things you wanted. 215 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,874 I don't remember wanting to lose ten grand 216 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,295 at the tables last month. 217 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,183 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm tired. 218 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:06,804 Boring. 219 00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:10,955 Oh, come on, I didn't... 220 00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:13,011 You're not, I didn't mean... 221 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:19,197 You're not, you're not, obviously. 222 00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:23,568 I believe I shall take some air. 223 00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:27,825 Come on, stay and take the Earp heir. Again. 224 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,396 I just need to clear my head. 225 00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:36,601 Will it be hours or days this time? 226 00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,338 Don't wait up. 227 00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:42,674 I never do. 228 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:00,625 Nedley! 229 00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:21,779 Oh, Nedley. 230 00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,597 I was too slow. Mercedes. 231 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,131 It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. 232 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,601 You're hurt, but you're alive, okay? 233 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,902 - Wait... - Stay still. 234 00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:32,590 Waited for you. 235 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,040 I knew you would come. 236 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,742 Okay, shh. 237 00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:39,611 911, what's your emergency? 238 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,413 - I need paramedics on Route 72. - South of town? 239 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,415 That's right, border of the Ghost River Triangle. 240 00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:47,385 - We're on our way. - Okay. Hey! I found Nedley! 241 00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,073 Attacked by a bear! 242 00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:53,911 That wasn't a bear. 243 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,303 Baby girl, did you get my postcard? 244 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,171 I think Mercedes is dead. 245 00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:08,459 What do you mean dead? 246 00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,896 What do you mean Earp? 247 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,636 Okay. 248 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,206 Okay, come on, cowboy, pick up. 249 00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,810 Of course. 250 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,013 Do it the old fashioned way. 251 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,659 Okay. 252 00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:52,904 Here I come. 253 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,680 Oh... 254 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,581 The metal earmuffed hello? 255 00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,616 I, I was just hoping for a hug. 256 00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,606 - You bring donuts? - I didn't even bring a bra. 257 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:06,924 Baby girl. Baby girl's woman. 258 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:08,826 We weren't expecting you so soon. 259 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,162 I drove the Pacomobile all night. 260 00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,630 Welcome home, Wynonna. 261 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,186 Oh, I still use these ribs on the regular. 262 00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:19,103 My hero. The champion. 263 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,192 Fucking Wynonna is fine. 264 00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,964 Whoa! 265 00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:31,015 - So, you moved the kitchen. - Mm-hmm. 266 00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:34,619 It's smart. Turned my bedroom into a craft room. 267 00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,587 Dumb. But since you're renovating, 268 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,991 - I'd also redo the stairs. - Oh, shut your mouth! 269 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:43,848 When did Karen from planet Hobby Lobby move in? 270 00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,697 Is that a homophobic typo? 271 00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,466 Oh, that's why we got it free. 272 00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,935 Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood. 273 00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:54,959 Speaking of reclaimed wood, where's Doc? 274 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,962 Where's all my stuff? 275 00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,264 Do you mean your weed? 276 00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,614 No. 277 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,450 We donated it to the orphanage. 278 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,271 Oh, those kids are gonna get fucked up. 279 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,055 Look at all this stuff! More BBD gak? 280 00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:13,724 Enough googly eyes to choke an unlicensed daycare. 281 00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:16,060 And honest-to-fuckin' loom! 282 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,629 Jesus, Haught, you should be keeping my sister busier. 283 00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:21,466 Oh, we maintain a robust schedule. 284 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,634 Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel. 285 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,436 Hey, it's your turn to clean the baseboards. 286 00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,158 Whatever that means in gay. 287 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,741 Lemme guess, box of condoms? 288 00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:33,044 Bup-bup-bup-bah, bup-bah. 289 00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:38,336 That is the Elchur Minificial Box of Containment. 290 00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:42,954 Well, I can barely contain how jazzed I am 291 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:46,210 that my box has to sleep in the barn. 292 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,213 After Mercedes' wake. 293 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,965 How bad was it? 294 00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:57,668 Uh, let's just say there's not gonna be an open casket. 295 00:20:57,688 --> 00:21:00,538 - So, demons. - We don't know that. 296 00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:03,074 Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits 297 00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,142 was used to spell out our last name. 298 00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:07,578 So, unless some enterprising coyote 299 00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,347 has taught themselves how to read, 300 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,383 then we need the Earp heir home. 301 00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:13,851 Even if it's a trap? 302 00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,853 Especially if it's a trap. 303 00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:18,089 You both have five minutes to get funeral fabulous. 304 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,625 - Okay. - Meet you by the demon limo. 305 00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:24,882 The thing that did this is a-fucked! 306 00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:27,965 What? 307 00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,434 I just, I wish you would've talked to me 308 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,270 before you called her. 309 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:35,860 I don't need my wife's permission to call my sister. 310 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,310 No, I... 311 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,845 What are you gonna wear? 312 00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:44,735 Gotcha two coffees. With extra coffee. 313 00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:48,973 Truce? 314 00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,310 Wynonna uh... 315 00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,671 Oh, I will be. 316 00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:08,859 And you misspelled trouble. 317 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,764 Hey, this is mid. 318 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,414 Almost forgot about the Purgatory side eye. 319 00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:20,017 And Mercedes Gardiner was more midriff than mid. 320 00:22:20,037 --> 00:22:22,386 She would want this to be a real panty-dropper. 321 00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:24,008 Mah! 322 00:22:24,508 --> 00:22:26,190 - Ooh! Hi, baby. - Hi. 323 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,526 - Let's get a drink. - You mean another drink? 324 00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:33,130 Hey! We spent hours trying to figure out what did this. 325 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:37,034 And what flavor Pop Tarts goes best with the gin. 326 00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:39,770 It's frosted strawberry. 327 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:41,872 Ladies. 328 00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:44,575 You know what? We had a lot of catching up to do, 329 00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,844 so we caught up with the catch up. 330 00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:50,348 Uh yeah, you do you. 331 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,037 - Be right back. - Baby! 332 00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:59,857 Is it just me or did your wife get more uptight? 333 00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:01,892 The town is finally thriving. 334 00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:03,694 She just doesn't want things to like... 335 00:23:03,714 --> 00:23:05,129 Oh, 'cause everybody 336 00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:07,999 - here hates me? - Not the people that matter. 337 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,601 I did a hell of a lot for these numpties. 338 00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:13,537 - I kept you safe from de... - Deez nuts! 339 00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:16,307 Father Bertucci! 340 00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,376 My sweet child. 341 00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,197 Wynonna... 342 00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,881 You piss in one font. 343 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:25,716 You did the best you could. 344 00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:27,485 Whatever. 345 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,819 I'm here for her. 346 00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:30,321 She died with her boots on. 347 00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:32,590 Those things are hideous. 348 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,924 Even the bear wouldn't touch them. 349 00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:35,793 Throttle down, Jasmine. 350 00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:37,294 Body's not even cold. 351 00:23:37,314 --> 00:23:38,896 Well, the body's in several pieces. 352 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,432 Yeah, know what that tells me? 353 00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:43,067 She fought like fuck. 354 00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,969 Mercedes went down swinging. 355 00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,904 What a crazy, awesome bitch. 356 00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:49,840 Mercedes thought she was such hot shit since high school. 357 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,742 Yeah, takes shit to know shit. 358 00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:54,311 - You saying you're shit? - Don't twist her words! 359 00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:56,681 I wasn't there for much of high school. 360 00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:59,083 Left to major in jello shots and juvie. 361 00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,852 Got exiled to the Hanley Home for Girls, first. 362 00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:03,954 We got up to some wild there, eh, Wynonna? 363 00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,557 I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree. 364 00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,858 It's all a bit hazy. 365 00:24:07,878 --> 00:24:10,347 The three of us, and Penny Kessley. 366 00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,631 We were kinda mean to you. 367 00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:15,232 It was a long time ago. 368 00:24:15,252 --> 00:24:17,001 Where is Penny? 369 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:19,003 Probably couldn't get a sitter. 370 00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:21,072 Her kid's dad is being such a tool. 371 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,007 You know, Wynonna's got a great system for dealing 372 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:25,609 with bad dads, claim it was demons 373 00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:26,777 and shoot them in the back. 374 00:24:26,797 --> 00:24:28,512 After you. 375 00:24:28,532 --> 00:24:31,315 Now someone's 'bout to get punched in the front. 376 00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:32,817 Stop. 377 00:24:32,837 --> 00:24:35,206 So, Wynonna's home. 378 00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:38,542 Oh, yeah. She always knew how to make an entrance. 379 00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,424 Oh, you sound jealous. 380 00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:44,662 Oh, come on, she's wild, I'm mild. It works. 381 00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,497 Yeah. 382 00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,586 Friendships are like that. 383 00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:53,090 Mercedes could barely keep up with this rizz. 384 00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,073 I-I got your text. 385 00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:57,908 I don't really understand what... 386 00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,778 pineapple, pineapple, robot emoji means. 387 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,748 It means I got a broken wing 388 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,936 and I don't text good. 389 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,453 I'm just glad you're okay. 390 00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:12,089 I don't feel okay. 391 00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:13,791 And I don't remember much, 392 00:25:13,811 --> 00:25:15,159 including what the perp looked like, 393 00:25:15,179 --> 00:25:16,594 so don't bother asking me. 394 00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:19,296 You kidding? It's a miracle you're even upright. 395 00:25:19,316 --> 00:25:21,465 Gave you enough drugs to knock out Iowa. 396 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:24,435 Huh. Opiates don't work on me anymore. 397 00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:27,391 I passed 17 kidney stones in four years. 398 00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:30,941 It's chilly out. 399 00:25:30,961 --> 00:25:33,931 There's a cold front rolling in. 400 00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,801 There's a rum punch, and they got the game on. 401 00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:41,672 Can't quite bring myself to go in there. 402 00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:47,311 Hey, hey, none of this is your fault. 403 00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:51,061 Twenty years ago, I woulda gotten to the truck faster, 404 00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:54,765 I woulda had that shotgun in the hut with me. 405 00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:57,101 Younger me might've saved her. 406 00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:59,503 Yeah well, a younger you wouldn't have been friends 407 00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:01,772 with the likes of Mercedes. 408 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,460 That counts. 409 00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:10,848 Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone 410 00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,370 for a long time in this way. 411 00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:16,420 I got it covered. All right? 412 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,722 I've been telling everyone it was an animal attack. 413 00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:22,913 Oh, careful. Careful, Sheriff Haught. 414 00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,097 I lied to everybody for 30 years about what goes on around here. 415 00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:30,087 To keep them safe. 416 00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,457 I was scared. 417 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,473 Don't be like me. 418 00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:40,277 Don't confuse protecting people with deciding for them. 419 00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:43,414 This is just, it's a blip. 420 00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:45,836 Whatever happens next, I can handle it. 421 00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:49,954 Bottle, you numpty! 422 00:26:49,974 --> 00:26:53,310 You better start with the sinner sisters. 423 00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:03,067 Keep my sister's name out of your viper mouth. 424 00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,902 She went from Pop Tarts to poppin' tarts. 425 00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:07,404 Okay, that is enough! 426 00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:09,640 I can take the littlest lesbian. 427 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:12,076 She's bisexual, you muppet. 428 00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:13,878 I actually identify as pansexual now. 429 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,613 Aw, baby girl, your journey. 430 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,481 My God, you stupid Earps! 431 00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:19,683 You both are going home right now. 432 00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:20,918 I'm calling you a cab. 433 00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:22,052 Shotgun! 434 00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:24,088 No way, I get car sick in the back! 435 00:27:24,108 --> 00:27:26,423 Oh, but don't worry, I'm gonna be up all night 436 00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,092 filing a report 437 00:27:28,112 --> 00:27:31,061 about why there was a battle royale at a wake. 438 00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:34,498 Just as Mercedes would have wanted-ah! 439 00:27:34,518 --> 00:27:36,834 - Wynonna... - Your mom's mad, dude. 440 00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:39,436 No way. She loves paperwork. 441 00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:41,105 And I love her. 442 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,727 - Mah! - Okay, out! 443 00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:49,346 Don't worry everybody. 444 00:27:49,366 --> 00:27:52,603 It's uh, it's all uphill from here. 445 00:28:06,884 --> 00:28:08,465 Ahem. 446 00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:10,000 Oh, I'm... 447 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,903 Working after hours. 448 00:28:12,923 --> 00:28:15,325 All by your lonesome. 449 00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,574 That's Nedley's lucky bandana. 450 00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:23,100 He certainly was luckier than, uh... Mercedes. 451 00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:29,153 - Hands up, now! - Or what? 452 00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,308 Or I blow them off your wrists. 453 00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:42,032 I'm the sheriff of Purgatory. 454 00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,468 Well, you're a lot more than that, Nicole Haught. 455 00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:47,972 You're Wynonna Earp's best friend. 456 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,860 Oh! 457 00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:01,839 Ah... 458 00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,622 What do you want with Wynonna? 459 00:29:05,642 --> 00:29:09,560 Revenge, payback, the whole Moby Dick. 460 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,996 Oh yeah, you certainly seem like a dick, all right. 461 00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,698 Okay, okay, we can trade quips later. 462 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,467 Right now, I need the first 463 00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:18,302 of three precious things from you. 464 00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:20,624 Number one, your wedding ring. 465 00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,430 Over my dead body. 466 00:29:27,164 --> 00:29:32,269 Get out of my head. 467 00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,621 Oh... 468 00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,856 Ow! 469 00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:54,905 What do you want? 470 00:29:54,925 --> 00:29:58,842 Doesn't anyone listen around here? 471 00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,531 Ah! 472 00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:07,571 Your ring and revenge. 473 00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,966 Revenge is overrated. I should know. 474 00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:25,923 Doc. 475 00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,726 And that's my cue. 476 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,775 Next stop, 477 00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:34,211 Wynonna's teen trauma. 478 00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:38,302 Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak. 479 00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:46,090 And that was confusing. 480 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:49,613 And painful. Ah! 481 00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:51,328 I saw the light on 482 00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:53,964 and I knew the best lawman that Purgatory's ever known 483 00:30:53,984 --> 00:30:55,432 was burning the midnight candle. 484 00:30:55,452 --> 00:30:57,901 Or fighting a particularly comely demon. 485 00:30:57,921 --> 00:31:00,971 Yeah, well it was either her or the Earp sisters. 486 00:31:00,991 --> 00:31:03,040 They're also on my shit list. Ow... 487 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,028 So, business as usual. 488 00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,364 This one feels personal. 489 00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,987 Haven't been that drunk in ages. 490 00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:18,809 It was long overdue. 491 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,511 Like a lot of things. 492 00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,194 But these blankets smell like horse. 493 00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,762 When's the last time you washed 'em? 494 00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:28,265 I'm pretty sure that's your old leather jacket. 495 00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:31,135 - More whiskey? - No, I'm good. 496 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:34,791 - But you're better bad. - Hmm. Bad influence. 497 00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,609 Nicole will be fine. Ah. 498 00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:41,398 Kinda thought she'd be more jazzed to see me. 499 00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,514 Wynonna Earp, 500 00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:46,083 feeling guilty and turning down hooch. 501 00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:47,684 Doc's got you tamed. 502 00:31:47,704 --> 00:31:53,323 Look, if anything, Doc thinks I am a lot. 503 00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:54,992 There's no way. 504 00:31:55,012 --> 00:31:56,546 I don't know. 505 00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,883 Keeps disappearing for hours at a time. 506 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,933 I mean, we're still the best. We're still the best 507 00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:06,923 - when we're fighting or fucking. - Roger that. 508 00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:11,141 But when we have to stop running and talk, 509 00:32:11,161 --> 00:32:13,530 it's just never been our strong suit. 510 00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,401 We're saving up to buy a place. 511 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:21,038 Alice is five now. 512 00:32:21,371 --> 00:32:23,220 A little kid who could use a mom. 513 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,689 But she has one, Aunt Gus. 514 00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:28,378 You deserve to be happy, Wynonna. 515 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,363 I am happy knowing my daughter is safe. 516 00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:35,632 I can't even keep my baby sister from getting jumped 517 00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:39,403 by some group home skanks. How would Doc and I protect a kid? 518 00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,591 With your whole heart. 519 00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,961 You have to tell your person how you feel. 520 00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:46,710 You first. 521 00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:50,067 What? What's that supposed to mean? 522 00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,152 You've been working police dispatch. 523 00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:56,520 Yes. 524 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,942 And Chrissy's coffee bar. 525 00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,458 Volunteering at the old folks' home. 526 00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:03,694 With the occasional shift at the Cat Café. 527 00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:05,662 Though tending pussy's more of a hobby. 528 00:33:05,682 --> 00:33:08,265 Don't change the subject with a hilarious off color joke. 529 00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:10,567 That's my move. 530 00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:13,303 You've also developed a crippling craft addiction 531 00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:15,606 that has robbed me of a bedroom. 532 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,307 Now who's running in place? 533 00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:19,142 What else am I supposed to do around here? 534 00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,565 Literally anything you want. 535 00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,847 Jeremy has been calling. 536 00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:26,617 He wants me to join him overseas. 537 00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,919 Restructure the Black Badge Division. 538 00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:31,588 That's your future right there, baby girl. 539 00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:34,057 I... I can't leave Nicole. 540 00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,026 Leaving doesn't mean forever. 541 00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:38,528 I'm puddin' proof of that, baby. 542 00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,264 Nicole's no stranger to ambition, 543 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,466 and she's not selfish. 544 00:33:42,486 --> 00:33:44,454 Gingerdread can take care of herself. 545 00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:51,061 Little help? 546 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,544 - She took your ring? - Your wedding ring? 547 00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:55,979 Baby, it's just a broken finger. 548 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,949 She broke your finger? I love that finger. 549 00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:01,251 You're gonna have to get creative with your sex lives. 550 00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,453 Park their melting moments for a spell. 551 00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:05,208 Switch to toes for a few weeks. 552 00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,525 It's not the primary digit for that. 553 00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,227 Digit get a look at this asshole? 554 00:34:10,247 --> 00:34:13,463 Big blonde mane, fit. Tentacle powers. 555 00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,866 - She is hard to miss. - But you did miss. 556 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,434 No, I aimed true. 557 00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,303 My bullets did nothing. 558 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:21,538 - So, a demon. - A demon who would've killed me 559 00:34:21,558 --> 00:34:23,674 - if Doc hadn't have shown up. - It is the ideal finger 560 00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,743 - to lose if you had to choose. - I did not get to choose. 561 00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:29,780 Well, it sounds like Octobussy will be easy to find. 562 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,236 Most people think the pinky finger is superfluous. 563 00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:37,240 But you need it. Yep, for balance. 564 00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,527 Sounds wrong to say this exactly right now, 565 00:34:43,547 --> 00:34:46,263 but I've missed this. 566 00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:47,831 The batshittery of our lives. 567 00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:50,720 The batshittery of you girls. 568 00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,303 Now it feels less like a reunion 569 00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:56,593 and more like a reboot. 570 00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:59,142 Well, I'd like to reboot this demon and her cooch. 571 00:34:59,162 --> 00:35:01,578 She's gathering items. My ring was just the first. 572 00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,580 She said she needs three precious things. 573 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,736 Wynonna, she called you Dawson's Freak. 574 00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:09,072 What did you say? 575 00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:12,656 And I did manage to swipe this off her wrist. 576 00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,125 It's a friendship bracelet with Waverly's name on it. 577 00:35:15,145 --> 00:35:17,914 My name but not my bracelet. 578 00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:20,197 When I was six years old, I... I made it. 579 00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:21,985 For me. 580 00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:29,172 Hang on. I got it. 581 00:35:29,192 --> 00:35:32,028 Not you, Henry. We're talkin'. 582 00:35:32,629 --> 00:35:35,065 Oh, Jerusalem's crickets. 583 00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:37,781 It was 20 years ago. The day I lost this bracelet. 584 00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:40,984 I was 15 years old living in a shitty group home, 585 00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:42,619 Hanly's Wayward Girls. 586 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,521 I was so determined to show them. 587 00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,789 Them who? 588 00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:47,591 The other Dawson's Freaks. 589 00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:49,713 That's what we called ourselves. 590 00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,432 Holy shit. 591 00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:56,900 Seriously, Wynonna, 592 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,436 this place is even creepier than I imagined. 593 00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:01,505 No wonder you're so fucking weird. 594 00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:03,607 Stop pooping in your low rise jeans. 595 00:36:03,627 --> 00:36:05,776 If you're that scared, we can jet. 596 00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:07,744 I'm bored and I'm cold. 597 00:36:07,764 --> 00:36:10,647 I thought we'd at least do it inside the murder house. 598 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:13,116 It's not a murder house, it's a murder home. 599 00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:14,651 Cute. 600 00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:17,554 Wyatt Earp took this lasso from the old west sheriff 601 00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:20,724 who put a curse on him, the demon Clootie. 602 00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:23,146 My clootie is itchy. 603 00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:25,862 And ammolite is the hell mineral. 604 00:36:25,882 --> 00:36:28,899 Bedrock surrounding the homestead is loaded with it. 605 00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:31,735 - This is a load all right. - Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree, 606 00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:34,004 you all wanted me to prove it. 607 00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:37,574 But this land, my family, the curse, that is all real. 608 00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,976 All right. Keep your tampon in. 609 00:36:39,996 --> 00:36:41,311 It has to be now. 610 00:36:41,331 --> 00:36:42,746 Today's the only day we can do it. 611 00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:46,450 - Thursday? - Time of the hunger moon. 612 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:47,918 That's so not a thing. 613 00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:50,554 The Blackfoot call it Ka'toyi. 614 00:36:50,574 --> 00:36:53,890 When the veil between Earth and the underworld is at its thinnest. 615 00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,880 And all your energy turns to survival. 616 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,915 Sure, Wynonna. 617 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,699 So, is this really where you shot your dad? 618 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,955 I was aiming for the ghouls who grabbed him. 619 00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:09,239 But yeah. 620 00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:12,108 You actually believe demons did it, don't you? 621 00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:15,365 They've been coming for me and my own my whole life. 622 00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:19,916 Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus. 623 00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:23,506 In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp. 624 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,134 It's the cops. We gotta bail. 625 00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:40,270 Wait, my bracelet. My baby sister made me that! 626 00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:42,573 - Who cares? We're busted. - Okay, come out 627 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,874 of there with your hands up. 628 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,429 You're all under arrest for trespassing. 629 00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:49,379 And that was it for me from there on out. 630 00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:52,836 It was all mental institutions and juvie 'til I turned 18. 631 00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,151 Now it turns out that wasn't my only fuck up. 632 00:37:55,171 --> 00:37:57,120 We must have conjured up a demon after all. 633 00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,523 But okay, what's it doing here 20 years later? 634 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,778 The hunger moon is in two days. 635 00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:04,794 We've got everything this demon wants right here. 636 00:38:04,814 --> 00:38:06,263 - On the homestead? - Of course not. 637 00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:08,265 Demons can't get past the ammolite bedrock. 638 00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:11,001 Yeah, well, guess what? This bitch doesn't play by the rules. 639 00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:13,203 She wants some second magical item. 640 00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:16,373 Baby brainy girl can figure out what it is. It's gonna be somewhere in Purgatory. 641 00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:18,542 No, no, no, you're not gonna use my town as bait. 642 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,477 - Or my wife. - Why? 643 00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:22,176 'Cause you're the only one who gets to keep 644 00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:24,314 - Waverly on the hook? - What's that supposed to mean? 645 00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:27,684 Despite bad circumstances, I'm simply delighted to see you. 646 00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:31,174 - Hmm. - And your new hairdo is so fetching. 647 00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:34,057 That is for whoring, and gambling, 648 00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:35,859 and leaving Wynonna alone at night. 649 00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:37,928 Most evenings I simply walk. 650 00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:39,729 I do some birdwatching. 651 00:38:39,749 --> 00:38:42,566 But you must see the fresh fire in Wynonna's eyes 652 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,254 in the face of all this. 653 00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,072 Two years ago, she ran away with me expecting a circus. 654 00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:52,462 So, I must feign to let the tiger out now and then. 655 00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:55,832 The woman I love is... 656 00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,302 she's addicted to calamity. 657 00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,272 She does get easily bored. 658 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,822 Yeah, well, the last thing that I want is Wynonna Earp 659 00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,191 to get bored of me. 660 00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:09,946 But you've changed. 661 00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,696 Change is natural. 662 00:39:12,716 --> 00:39:15,185 So, why should it feel like a betrayal? 663 00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:18,768 Is that Megan Thee Stallion? 664 00:39:18,788 --> 00:39:20,804 She's so good. 665 00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:24,307 You know, the first time I pressed play I was expecting something different. 666 00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:27,864 Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring. 667 00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:30,246 I will never tire 668 00:39:30,266 --> 00:39:32,983 loving the wildest stallion of them all. 669 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,219 Mustang. Stallions are boys. 670 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,921 Waverly Earp, are you attempting 671 00:39:37,941 --> 00:39:39,656 to school me on the ponies? 672 00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:42,025 I mean, 673 00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,961 even though he's been dead to the world for centuries, 674 00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:48,298 you still have to play Doc Holliday 675 00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:49,966 instead of just being Henry. 676 00:39:49,986 --> 00:39:52,322 You could try not being a dick. 677 00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:54,624 But I wouldn't bet on it. 678 00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:58,975 Can't protect this place or Waverly 679 00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:00,810 by making them smaller. 680 00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:02,545 Well, I mean, you can't just show up here 681 00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:04,047 and destroy everything we've built 682 00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:07,183 because you seanced a little too hard when you were 15. 683 00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:09,119 If you really wanted to secure Purgatory, 684 00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:10,987 you'd tell them we're under demon attack. 685 00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,989 I'm not gonna tell a bunch of people to stop living 686 00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:15,592 their lives just 'cause I can't keep some fentanyl creeping in. 687 00:40:15,612 --> 00:40:16,960 Am I the fentanyl in this scenario? 688 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,082 At least fentanyl takes away your pain. 689 00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:24,000 Wynonna, I would literally kill for you, 690 00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,902 but the chaos that you bring. 691 00:40:25,922 --> 00:40:27,170 Waverly could use a little chaos 692 00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:29,806 if it means a chance to spread her wings. 693 00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,708 She needs more than hot sex and crochet. 694 00:40:31,728 --> 00:40:34,244 Lately, she can hardly hold back her more, 695 00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:36,146 especially when she is stressed out. 696 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,714 I mean, and nothing stresses her out 697 00:40:37,734 --> 00:40:40,069 - more than her big sister. - Wasted potential? 698 00:40:43,373 --> 00:40:48,511 You should have a little more faith in me and your wife. 699 00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,696 God forbid Wynonna Earp 700 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,930 doesn't get what she wants. 701 00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:56,766 Yeah, I'd like for you to pull that judgment stick outta your a... 702 00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:59,436 Ladies, we have company. 703 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,004 Not this guac of shit. 704 00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:03,039 Did you bring me my points card? 705 00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:05,909 - I ate your chalupa. - May I introduce... 706 00:41:05,929 --> 00:41:08,712 - Agent Lafferty. - Agent? 707 00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:10,380 I was undercover at the Daisy Casino 708 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,484 trying to bag the big boss when you and Wynonna... 709 00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:15,685 Though I'm not sure how you got 710 00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:17,687 the drop on Paco, given he was a... 711 00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,642 - Asshole? - A demon. 712 00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:23,426 I mean, that seemed pretty far-fetched. 713 00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:26,349 You know what? You can drop the act. I'm one of you. 714 00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:30,253 Black Badge. 715 00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:34,070 It's a cross-border task force 716 00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,059 that investigates the paranormal. 717 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,541 - Yeah. - Chief Chetri recruited me 718 00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:41,578 after he heard I encountered your work in Tombstone. 719 00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:42,879 Wants me to keep an eye on you. 720 00:41:42,899 --> 00:41:45,215 Jeremy told you to follow us to Purgatory? 721 00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:47,083 Oh, I figured out where you went 722 00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:49,018 when I cased your hotel. 723 00:41:49,038 --> 00:41:50,854 Found your little note to Doc. 724 00:41:50,874 --> 00:41:53,456 - That was private. - You misspelled trouble. 725 00:41:53,476 --> 00:41:55,245 And that's judgy. 726 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,066 - I'd like answers. - Well, I'd like to be back 727 00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:05,068 in the middle of the threesome in Chicago. 728 00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:08,204 I'll repeat to you now what I said to Doc then, 729 00:42:08,224 --> 00:42:11,160 Sheath your piece. It's not a shooting contest. 730 00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:15,945 - Come on, calm your casino tits. - We just fixed the beams. 731 00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,414 This is serious. You're acting like children. 732 00:42:18,434 --> 00:42:21,985 I am tired of busting cutrate mobsters on misdemeanors 733 00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:24,387 and I'm tired of pretending I didn't see something 734 00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,890 with red eyes and wings attack my little brother 735 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,279 while we were hiking up Humphrey's Peak. 736 00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,197 I'm hungry, 737 00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:36,419 and I wanna be a part of something bigger. 738 00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:42,392 Regardless. 739 00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:45,028 Three Rs? 740 00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:48,698 - Two. - Fuck. 741 00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,848 We don't need any outside help. 742 00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:54,083 We need all the help we can get. 743 00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:56,286 - This thing is built different. - And so am I. 744 00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:58,321 - We need guns. - We've got Peacemaker. 745 00:42:58,341 --> 00:43:01,491 - Wynonna, you didn't see her. - And she hasn't seen me. 746 00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:02,946 Okay, enough. 747 00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,095 Nicole just lost my third favorite finger, 748 00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:07,931 and with Jer Bear gone, 749 00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:10,099 Mercedes dead, 750 00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,901 Nedley out of commission. 751 00:43:11,921 --> 00:43:13,990 Seems like you're running out of allies. 752 00:43:21,531 --> 00:43:23,166 Fine. 753 00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,315 But... 754 00:43:25,335 --> 00:43:29,505 I'm not babysitting Kid Cock... y. 755 00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:32,555 Welcome to the squad, Agent Lafferty. 756 00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,157 Happy to be here. 757 00:43:34,177 --> 00:43:36,245 This is just a tryout. 758 00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,683 And this is the plan. 759 00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:45,201 I will case the Hanly Home for Wayward Girls for clues. 760 00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:47,303 Nicole and Waverly will stay where they're safe, 761 00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,072 - right here. - Hey! 762 00:43:49,092 --> 00:43:50,840 You need to research what we conjured up 763 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,208 and what this ring wraith wants 764 00:43:52,228 --> 00:43:54,430 besides a lesbian's golden hoop. 765 00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:58,147 Meanwhile, the boys will dig up the totally unnecessary stash 766 00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,903 of old Black Badge weapons. Just in case. 767 00:44:01,337 --> 00:44:03,553 I hid the munitions out here 768 00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:07,156 after I liberated them from an old friend. 769 00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:11,494 He too... was from Arizona. 770 00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:14,597 One man's trash is another man's TNT. 771 00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:17,901 Ballad of Holliday's Gold. I'd watch that movie. 772 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:20,823 Alas, this is not a film. 773 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,641 All right, M240 Bravo, 774 00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,562 scalable hand grenades. 775 00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:29,913 Ooh, boy howdy, 776 00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:33,503 desert eagle in onyx with a holographic sight. 777 00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,525 Not too shabby. 778 00:44:42,545 --> 00:44:44,727 Ah, better than that. 779 00:44:44,747 --> 00:44:46,329 Come on, Holliday, 780 00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:49,419 when's the last time you proved your mettle, huh? 781 00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,903 Might be best to test the floor before the war, 782 00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:55,691 as Wynonna would say. 783 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,840 That girl's always in your head. 784 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,462 And my heart. 785 00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:05,949 Need to stretch first? Maybe a baby aspirin? 786 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,438 Well, you know what they say. 787 00:45:09,238 --> 00:45:11,054 Age before beauty. 788 00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:14,691 As I have both, I went first. 789 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,892 Well. 790 00:45:15,912 --> 00:45:18,227 Well, I looked her up. 791 00:45:18,247 --> 00:45:21,364 She's got a criminal record longer than a CVS receipt. 792 00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,954 She can hold her liquor, though not her temper. 793 00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:29,539 You aim to put a spoke in my tire 794 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:32,695 so my shootin' ends up in a ditch. 795 00:45:36,299 --> 00:45:40,249 I'm just trying to understand how that particular ancestor 796 00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:42,819 became the honorable Wyatt Earp's chosen heir. 797 00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:45,421 Honorable. 798 00:45:45,441 --> 00:45:47,323 When you are the last man standing, 799 00:45:47,343 --> 00:45:49,025 you get to write your own story 800 00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:51,380 in whatever fashion you desire. 801 00:45:53,549 --> 00:45:56,399 Including manifesting self-glory. 802 00:45:56,419 --> 00:45:58,134 When it comes to true heroes, 803 00:45:58,154 --> 00:46:00,923 Wynonna is the most genuine I've ever known. 804 00:46:02,892 --> 00:46:05,074 And what does that make you? 805 00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:06,876 A lover. 806 00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,745 A father. 807 00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,333 A man outta time. 808 00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:21,043 And apparently... a loser. 809 00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,742 Fuck all the way off, Penny. 810 00:46:55,912 --> 00:46:59,028 Oh yeah, that's gonna show 'em. 811 00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:01,564 And, uh... 812 00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,232 You owe me a quarter for the swear jar. 813 00:47:03,252 --> 00:47:04,634 They never stop. 814 00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:06,169 Look, Wynonna, 815 00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:08,671 you pulled some pretty stupid stuff out there. 816 00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:10,773 I managed to get Officer Nedley's cruiser 817 00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:12,542 on top of the high school. 818 00:47:12,562 --> 00:47:14,330 That's... 819 00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:17,814 fun and gifted. 820 00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:19,048 That's debatable. 821 00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,918 It's your behavior in here that's my job. 822 00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:25,875 That's my responsibility. So, here. 823 00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,859 Maybe it's You? 824 00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:34,717 There are worse things than toning it down to fit in. 825 00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,653 They call me murderer. 826 00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:40,236 Aren't you? 827 00:47:40,256 --> 00:47:42,405 Look, you... you're picking all these fights 828 00:47:42,425 --> 00:47:44,607 that you can't win. You're one strike away 829 00:47:44,627 --> 00:47:46,242 from getting sent upstate. But I don't know, 830 00:47:46,262 --> 00:47:47,710 maybe that's something that you want? 831 00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,445 Maybe you feel like you don't have a home 832 00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:51,747 - you can go back to? - You don't know me. 833 00:47:51,767 --> 00:47:54,984 I know that you should be concentrating on one thing, 834 00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:57,053 getting out of this crab bucket. 835 00:47:57,073 --> 00:48:00,022 Hanly Group Home, now with extra STDs. 836 00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,391 No, it's an allegory. 837 00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:05,094 When the crab tries to climb out of the bucket, 838 00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:06,996 the others pull it back down. 839 00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:10,733 Place like this can feel like nobody is allowed to succeed. 840 00:48:10,753 --> 00:48:13,202 But Wynonna, you could. 841 00:48:13,222 --> 00:48:15,037 If you were just... 842 00:48:15,057 --> 00:48:16,939 a little bit less, 843 00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:18,641 you could get a lot more. 844 00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:21,163 Is that supposed to inspire me? 845 00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:24,647 You're still working at the same group home you grew up in. 846 00:48:24,667 --> 00:48:28,284 Lording your power over a tiny group of teen girls. 847 00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:30,186 No one's more stuck here than you. 848 00:48:30,206 --> 00:48:31,654 Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you 849 00:48:31,674 --> 00:48:34,777 so that you can stop being selfish and you can help her. 850 00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:40,049 Leave my sister out of this. 851 00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:51,060 I would if I could. 852 00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:20,990 You were right. You can't save her. 853 00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:24,240 Doc, get back to the homestead now. 854 00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,928 We've been played. 855 00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:32,949 I've got Mexican hot cocoa with extra marshmallows 856 00:49:32,969 --> 00:49:34,116 and chili powder. 857 00:49:34,136 --> 00:49:35,351 Shelf it, Haught. 858 00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:37,606 I know when I'm being managed. 859 00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,644 Haught. Uh-oh. 860 00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,594 I could have helped. 861 00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:47,964 We are helping, Earp. 862 00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:50,019 In the way that you do best. 863 00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,970 What if I'm itching to try something 864 00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:56,239 I'm not already the best at? 865 00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:59,275 Something that's... new? 866 00:49:59,295 --> 00:50:00,876 Another reno? 867 00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:02,631 Running for local office. 868 00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:07,570 Or... the K word? 869 00:50:07,803 --> 00:50:09,105 Kitesurfing? 870 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,941 Oh... 871 00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:14,143 Kids. 872 00:50:15,411 --> 00:50:19,315 Look, Nicole... 873 00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,306 - Is that her? - Oh, hey, girl. 874 00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:31,774 Just thought I'd... 875 00:50:31,794 --> 00:50:34,477 ... pop by. 876 00:50:34,497 --> 00:50:36,379 Demons can't cross the ammolite bedrock. 877 00:50:36,399 --> 00:50:38,748 Hmm, I mostly do what I want. 878 00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:41,017 - We need to get our guns. - We don't have time. 879 00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:43,919 Time has not been kind to you, sweetie. 880 00:50:43,939 --> 00:50:46,689 You used to be so bright, so full of life. 881 00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,358 - Shut up. - You know, we met once 882 00:50:49,378 --> 00:50:51,927 when you were just the kid sister to Wynonna. 883 00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:53,562 Talk about a glow down. 884 00:50:53,582 --> 00:50:56,766 - This is our land! - And you are stuck on it. 885 00:50:56,786 --> 00:51:00,569 Day in and day out. Reduced to somebody's wife. 886 00:51:00,589 --> 00:51:03,139 You don't know shit, shit ticket. 887 00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:04,473 She's trying to get in your head. 888 00:51:04,493 --> 00:51:07,443 You've got a lot of darkness inside of you. 889 00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:09,098 For a B cup. 890 00:51:11,267 --> 00:51:12,982 You've had power before. 891 00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:16,085 Do you want another taste? 892 00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:18,274 And in return, you will help me. 893 00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:21,557 Get the fuck out of here! 894 00:51:21,577 --> 00:51:24,760 Not before I get what I came for. 895 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,482 Hey, Waverly! 896 00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:29,985 I'll trade you for it. 897 00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,804 Bring it to me. You can't defeat me. 898 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:37,306 We can't defeat her. We must comply. 899 00:51:37,326 --> 00:51:39,862 Come on, baby, I know you didn't just fuckin' say that. 900 00:51:40,996 --> 00:51:43,346 We cannot undo what has been promised. 901 00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,047 We must all submit to our destinies. 902 00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:47,937 Woman, you've never submitted a day in your life! 903 00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:56,392 Well, let's give it a try. Ah, look at that, it worked. 904 00:51:56,412 --> 00:51:58,094 Whoa, Ranger. Okay. 905 00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,730 The bracelet. The other bracelet. 906 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,952 I shall find what is cherished. 907 00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,988 You'd better be looking for a Xanax. 908 00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:12,962 Bring it to me. 909 00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:17,333 She shall receive my mercy, or we shall feel her wrath. 910 00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,415 You need to stop. 911 00:52:19,435 --> 00:52:21,136 Or I'll stop you. 912 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,355 Baby, if you love me, 913 00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:28,377 you will... stop... 914 00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:34,296 Grace shall be delivered through fire if necessary. 915 00:52:34,316 --> 00:52:35,297 Good girl. 916 00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:36,785 I knew you were more. 917 00:52:45,361 --> 00:52:46,395 Fuck. 918 00:53:13,222 --> 00:53:15,638 No mortal can cage me. 919 00:53:15,658 --> 00:53:17,072 We just rehinged that door. 920 00:53:17,092 --> 00:53:19,608 The affairs of man are no longer my concern. 921 00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:22,498 - I agree with you there. - You dare to defy me? 922 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,414 It's called love, woman! 923 00:53:25,434 --> 00:53:28,584 That which is precious and personal. 924 00:53:28,604 --> 00:53:30,586 You made two of those bracelets, 925 00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:32,421 one for Wynonna and one for you. 926 00:53:32,441 --> 00:53:33,689 The precious second. 927 00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:35,391 I shall give my mistress what she demands. 928 00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:37,846 - Give me the vow. - The other vow. 929 00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,616 Nicole, do it! 930 00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:42,665 Oh. 931 00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:45,301 Okay, you wanna try platitude? Try this. 932 00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:46,535 No. 933 00:53:46,555 --> 00:53:49,872 Live, laugh, and lie the fuck down! 934 00:53:49,892 --> 00:53:51,160 Ah! 935 00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:54,477 - Oops! - Waverly! Wave! 936 00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,799 Are you okay? 937 00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,934 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 938 00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:01,217 Did I hurt your finger? 939 00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,871 No. 940 00:54:04,006 --> 00:54:06,942 I think Mina got what she came for. 941 00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,378 Babe, who's Mina? 942 00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,421 You. 943 00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:28,444 Haven't aged a day, Mina. 944 00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,746 Blood of a thousand virgins? 945 00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:33,716 So sweet of you to remember me. 946 00:54:33,736 --> 00:54:37,353 Twenty years in hell, people don't exactly send Christmas cards. 947 00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:40,389 You went to hell? How? 948 00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:43,526 Another innocent victim of the Earp river of shit. 949 00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:46,228 You stopped being innocent when you slaughtered my friend 950 00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:50,419 - and hobbled my Nedley. - Mmm, I didn't have your email. 951 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,356 - What do you want? - To make you suffer. 952 00:54:55,624 --> 00:54:57,239 Did you hurt my sister? 953 00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:58,974 Oh! Um... 954 00:54:58,994 --> 00:55:01,263 Not as much as her wife did. 955 00:55:06,235 --> 00:55:08,517 And it is not fire and brimstone down there, 956 00:55:08,537 --> 00:55:09,585 Wynonna. 957 00:55:09,605 --> 00:55:13,689 It is cold and dark and mean! 958 00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:15,791 Mean like the demons 959 00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:19,695 that I gotta deal with to come and fuck with you. 960 00:55:19,715 --> 00:55:21,630 You weren't even at the séance. 961 00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,366 - Ugh! - I was only 15. 962 00:55:24,386 --> 00:55:28,237 Oh then, now, young, old, 963 00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:32,474 this is what happens to everyone who cares about you, Wynonna. 964 00:55:32,494 --> 00:55:34,410 You never cared about me. 965 00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:37,112 They get torn to pieces. 966 00:55:37,132 --> 00:55:39,882 And that is what the hounds of hell 967 00:55:39,902 --> 00:55:44,520 are gonna do to the three people that you care about the most, 968 00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:50,012 Waverly, and Nicole, and... 969 00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:56,618 Your daughter is the heir apparent. 970 00:55:56,885 --> 00:55:59,068 I'm barely her parent. 971 00:55:59,088 --> 00:56:02,404 Keep this between you and me. 972 00:56:02,424 --> 00:56:05,060 - Kill me, please. - No. 973 00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:11,113 I'm gonna torture you. Just like you tortured me 974 00:56:11,133 --> 00:56:14,316 and all the other demons that you sent to their doom. 975 00:56:14,336 --> 00:56:15,818 - Please. - Yes! 976 00:56:15,838 --> 00:56:19,722 Please realize that you are helpless 977 00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:23,746 to save anyone who has ever believed in you! 978 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:28,517 When Alice is in the belly of my beasts... 979 00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,935 Well, Doc's not even gonna be able to look at you. 980 00:56:32,955 --> 00:56:35,224 And all you're gonna do... 981 00:56:38,227 --> 00:56:39,895 is watch. 982 00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:45,467 See you in hell, Wynonna! 983 00:56:49,471 --> 00:56:52,454 Mina Starratt ran the Hanly Group Home for Girls. 984 00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,658 She was an orphan. She was a resident there herself 985 00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,493 until she aged out at 18. 986 00:56:57,513 --> 00:56:58,927 Sounds like a real peach. 987 00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:02,131 I thought she was my friend. My only friend there. 988 00:57:02,151 --> 00:57:04,533 Now I wonder if she was just trying to keep me small. 989 00:57:04,553 --> 00:57:06,635 Yeah, well good fuckin' luck. 990 00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:09,571 - But Mina was human. - Now she ain't. 991 00:57:09,591 --> 00:57:12,961 She wasn't at the séance. She wasn't even the target. 992 00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:17,946 Sometimes the devil claims its own. 993 00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:19,882 Whatever Mina used to be, 994 00:57:19,902 --> 00:57:22,551 she's the thing trying to hurt us now. 995 00:57:22,571 --> 00:57:25,320 She said she was in literal hell. 996 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,243 And has the power to summon its hounds? 997 00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,427 The Urcon, or bone gnawers. 998 00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:33,529 Yeah, they're more than just a cute nickname. 999 00:57:33,549 --> 00:57:35,364 How hard is it to murk the Urc? 1000 00:57:35,384 --> 00:57:37,299 According to French texts, 1001 00:57:37,319 --> 00:57:40,135 they're rabid, unstoppable beasts. 1002 00:57:40,155 --> 00:57:43,839 Only able to cross the veil to Earth one day a year. 1003 00:57:43,859 --> 00:57:46,295 February's hunger moon. 1004 00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,545 I do hate a dark hawk morning. 1005 00:57:49,565 --> 00:57:50,979 If given a piece of their target, 1006 00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:54,083 say a personal artefact like a ring 1007 00:57:54,103 --> 00:57:58,106 or a friendship bracelet or... A lock of a child's hair. 1008 00:57:59,641 --> 00:58:02,291 The Urcon will front a rabid attack. 1009 00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:06,014 An attack that won't stop until... 1010 00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:09,531 Ils n'arrêteront jamais de chasser. 1011 00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:11,667 They will never stop hunting. 1012 00:58:11,687 --> 00:58:14,636 Ne reconceront jamais à l'appel des odeurs. 1013 00:58:14,656 --> 00:58:16,705 Never give up the scent. 1014 00:58:16,725 --> 00:58:18,391 Jusqu'à ce qu'ils se régalent 1015 00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,911 de la chair de leur proie. 1016 00:58:20,395 --> 00:58:24,333 Until they feast on the flesh of their mark. 1017 00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:28,684 But you guys have fought things like this before. 1018 00:58:28,704 --> 00:58:30,372 No, not like this. 1019 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,889 Okay, well this is a chance for our team 1020 00:58:33,909 --> 00:58:35,357 to impress the top brass. 1021 00:58:35,377 --> 00:58:37,693 I'm starting to wonder if you got more brass 1022 00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:38,994 up top than brains. 1023 00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,897 No, he's part right. 1024 00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:44,266 All we've gotta do is hold off the monster mutts 1025 00:58:44,286 --> 00:58:48,003 long enough for the Earp heir to take out their master. 1026 00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:50,506 I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work. 1027 00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:52,141 For the same reason that Mina 1028 00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:54,296 was able to cross the fence line. 1029 00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,398 Why not? 1030 00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:02,537 'Cause I made her. 1031 00:59:22,691 --> 00:59:25,560 Haven't had the chance to talk. 1032 00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:29,364 You know, really talk, since Tombstone. 1033 00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:32,047 All right, well what do you got? 1034 00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,783 Pep talk about your favorite madam's merkin? 1035 00:59:34,803 --> 00:59:37,886 Lesson about the time Wyatt took on 20 groundhogs at once? 1036 00:59:37,906 --> 00:59:39,675 I'll take it. 1037 00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:45,647 I cannot remember the last time I seen you look so scared. 1038 00:59:48,183 --> 00:59:51,453 I've grown too straight and too wise for tall tales. 1039 00:59:55,624 --> 00:59:59,361 Mina's had 20 years to plan the perfect revenge. 1040 01:00:00,062 --> 01:00:02,978 I know firsthand... 1041 01:00:02,998 --> 01:00:05,848 what sittin' in the dark with nothin' but thoughts 1042 01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:08,470 of retribution can manifest. 1043 01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:13,709 What a ghastly fuel vengeance can be. 1044 01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:17,659 But it is nothing 1045 01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:19,348 compared to what love can do. 1046 01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:22,551 She's only five. 1047 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,155 She never asked to be born an Earp. 1048 01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:33,028 Neither did you. 1049 01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:35,644 And you turned out all right. 1050 01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:37,866 Took a while to get there. 1051 01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:42,184 Listen, if I leave now, I can be in Montana by noon. 1052 01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,438 No. 1053 01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:47,476 We make our stand here at the source or not at all. 1054 01:00:48,377 --> 01:00:52,347 Besides, I've asked you to run long enough. 1055 01:00:55,717 --> 01:00:57,819 Alluring as you are, 1056 01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:03,825 I ain't never done a single thing that I did not wanna do. 1057 01:01:07,763 --> 01:01:10,098 I should have done what I wanted. 1058 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,816 I wanted to bring Alice home. 1059 01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:17,172 Our real home. 1060 01:01:17,706 --> 01:01:20,876 Here, with... us. 1061 01:01:26,915 --> 01:01:29,364 There is a little spot 1062 01:01:29,384 --> 01:01:32,888 up on the ridge overlooking the barn. 1063 01:01:33,555 --> 01:01:36,038 When a Chinook blows in, so do the clouds, 1064 01:01:36,058 --> 01:01:37,826 right at your feet. 1065 01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:42,297 We can build a little house. 1066 01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,933 We could put up a swing set. 1067 01:01:47,903 --> 01:01:50,485 Would that be enough for Doc Holliday? 1068 01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:53,275 Doc Holliday died a long time ago. 1069 01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:59,548 But I think that Alice's father... 1070 01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:02,884 could not want for a thing more. 1071 01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,388 Pretty place to lay his head. 1072 01:02:07,155 --> 01:02:10,659 As long as his lady is by his side. 1073 01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:25,020 I have to make one more goodbye. 1074 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,989 And I have to save who I can. 1075 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,157 - We ride at dawn. - I shall be there. 1076 01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:30,779 Well, dawn-ish. 1077 01:02:32,414 --> 01:02:34,096 At least you got a backup loom. 1078 01:02:34,116 --> 01:02:36,064 Dark possessed me through the backup loom, 1079 01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:37,466 through the backup kiln. 1080 01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:41,470 Oh yeah. Rage goo was squirtin' outta your eyeballs. 1081 01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:44,659 - That's gotta sting. - Every time. 1082 01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,197 Any chance you can craft us a way outta this? 1083 01:02:50,932 --> 01:02:52,581 Gather up the Black Badge gak. 1084 01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:55,317 Maybe we can use it to battle Mina and the hell hounds. 1085 01:02:55,337 --> 01:02:57,906 Great band name, by the way. 1086 01:02:59,674 --> 01:03:01,256 The Cooper Pedy opal? 1087 01:03:01,276 --> 01:03:04,012 - I think it's a fake. - Oh. 1088 01:03:04,679 --> 01:03:08,964 Oh, Elchur Minificial Box of Containment? 1089 01:03:08,984 --> 01:03:10,432 I'm not sure that it can 1090 01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,868 contain a rabid case of damned dalmatians, 1091 01:03:12,888 --> 01:03:15,871 but I'll throw it on the pile. 1092 01:03:15,891 --> 01:03:17,726 Oh, Waves... 1093 01:03:19,227 --> 01:03:22,898 Your custom crocheted cheerleading cosplay. 1094 01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:26,915 I'm sorry, baby. I know how hard you worked on this. 1095 01:03:26,935 --> 01:03:28,717 Don't be sorry. 1096 01:03:28,737 --> 01:03:31,253 I'd still be stomping through the Kootenay range black-eyed 1097 01:03:31,273 --> 01:03:35,277 and causing rockslides. You saved me. 1098 01:03:36,711 --> 01:03:38,446 I held you back. 1099 01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,816 - Thank God for that. - No, I... 1100 01:03:42,284 --> 01:03:47,135 I've been holding you back. 1101 01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:51,259 Hey. I love our life. 1102 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,496 Yeah, but you're still an Earp. 1103 01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:57,365 Earps need adventure. 1104 01:03:58,867 --> 01:04:02,237 Jeremy thinks Black Badge is compromised. 1105 01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,707 And he needs people he can trust. 1106 01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:09,578 He's currently stationed in Egypt. 1107 01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:17,285 Hey, we are golden. 1108 01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,592 We could marriage long distance for a little while. 1109 01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:25,894 Really? 1110 01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,298 - Very little while? - Yeah. 1111 01:04:32,467 --> 01:04:35,570 I wish I could be the one to show you the world. 1112 01:04:39,307 --> 01:04:41,623 Tonight... 1113 01:04:41,643 --> 01:04:44,512 there's no place I'd rather be... 1114 01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:48,316 than at home... 1115 01:04:49,117 --> 01:04:50,885 With my wife. 1116 01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:42,284 Thanks again for your help. 1117 01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:44,586 That's what we do, we're Black Badge. 1118 01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,488 I'm more of a black hat. 1119 01:05:46,508 --> 01:05:48,810 And well, sometimes I do this. 1120 01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:55,463 Is this 'cause I beat you at shooting? 1121 01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:57,199 That was just a game, son. 1122 01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:59,034 So what, another test? 1123 01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,822 Hazing the new guy? 1124 01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,872 Chief Chetri sent me. 1125 01:06:03,892 --> 01:06:05,907 But Jeremy has not met you 1126 01:06:05,927 --> 01:06:07,742 or your ambition. 1127 01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:11,313 Oh, I seen what you crave, Agent Lafferty. 1128 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:13,048 It is glory at any cost. 1129 01:06:13,068 --> 01:06:15,804 And that makes you hell-for-leather. 1130 01:06:16,404 --> 01:06:18,707 Don't do this, old man. 1131 01:06:23,278 --> 01:06:25,814 Goodbye, kid. 1132 01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,655 You're a hypocrite, Holliday. 1133 01:06:46,568 --> 01:06:48,850 Hey, Daddy. 1134 01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:50,405 Well, I... 1135 01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:54,075 should've been here more. 1136 01:06:57,045 --> 01:07:00,915 Here lie two other Earp heirs. 1137 01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:04,786 Two people I loved enormously. 1138 01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,523 I had to kill them myself. 1139 01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:14,609 My whole life has been a boatload of... 1140 01:07:14,629 --> 01:07:18,079 of mistakes and missteps. 1141 01:07:18,099 --> 01:07:19,801 And it sucks. 1142 01:07:20,368 --> 01:07:21,936 And I'm tired. 1143 01:07:23,038 --> 01:07:25,039 At least they get to rest. 1144 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,492 Yeah, well, you've had more than your share. 1145 01:07:30,512 --> 01:07:33,148 Anyone else would've blown their brains out years ago. 1146 01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:36,851 Points for me, I guess. 1147 01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:44,659 Well, you've had to do whatever it takes to live with it. 1148 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,875 Except admit the truth. 1149 01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,377 - Which is? - That you like it. 1150 01:07:49,397 --> 01:07:54,482 The huntin', the killin', the choosing. 1151 01:07:54,502 --> 01:07:57,519 After a lifetime of being powerless 1152 01:07:57,539 --> 01:08:00,508 and on the defensive, you love being special. 1153 01:08:03,511 --> 01:08:05,260 What gives you the right to judge me? 1154 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,862 Oh, get real. These two sucked. 1155 01:08:07,882 --> 01:08:10,298 Your sister was a manipulative sociopath. 1156 01:08:10,318 --> 01:08:11,766 Your father was an abusive drunk. 1157 01:08:11,786 --> 01:08:13,935 Jesus, don't sugarcoat it. 1158 01:08:13,955 --> 01:08:16,858 Your father, my boss. 1159 01:08:20,595 --> 01:08:23,031 Best fisherman I ever met. 1160 01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:24,879 I guess that makes it okay. 1161 01:08:24,899 --> 01:08:26,481 Here's the thing your asshole father 1162 01:08:26,501 --> 01:08:27,782 taught me about winning. 1163 01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:30,185 History doesn't remember who played fair 1164 01:08:30,205 --> 01:08:31,953 or who, who cheated. 1165 01:08:31,973 --> 01:08:34,222 Or who had the right gear, or whether you sabotaged 1166 01:08:34,242 --> 01:08:36,077 your competitor's lines. 1167 01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:39,714 History only remembers who won. 1168 01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,867 You know, I, I don't know if I can win. She's a monster. 1169 01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:48,370 And you're not just an Earp heir, 1170 01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:50,305 you're your father's daughter, 1171 01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:53,595 and he was mean son of a bitch. 1172 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:03,571 You know, sometimes it's just about goin' where the fish are. 1173 01:09:13,848 --> 01:09:16,664 - Hey, what's up? - Haught, get off my sister 1174 01:09:16,684 --> 01:09:17,832 and get on MapQuest. 1175 01:09:17,852 --> 01:09:20,121 You're designating the field of play. 1176 01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,423 We're going to them. 1177 01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:24,672 Cutting it awfully close. 1178 01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:26,728 He'll be here. 1179 01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,844 We good? 1180 01:09:29,864 --> 01:09:31,946 She's my sister and an Earp, 1181 01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:34,249 but for Mina to send the hounds after you... 1182 01:09:34,269 --> 01:09:37,185 Super flattering. I mean, I knew you were obsessed with me, but come on. 1183 01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:39,687 I don't have a lot of people in my life willing to tell me 1184 01:09:39,707 --> 01:09:41,055 when I'm being a jackass. 1185 01:09:41,075 --> 01:09:44,112 Yeah well, they're called friends, jackass. 1186 01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:50,585 This town's lucky to have you. 1187 01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,868 And Waverly is lucky to have you. 1188 01:09:53,888 --> 01:09:55,223 And I... 1189 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,994 I'm gonna get you your wedding ring back. 1190 01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,876 Yeah. 1191 01:10:01,896 --> 01:10:04,312 Hey, enough Hallmark moments. 1192 01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:06,134 You're messing with my blood lust. 1193 01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:17,826 Did I miss the hoedown? 1194 01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:19,527 Oh, that hoe's goin' down. 1195 01:10:19,547 --> 01:10:21,996 It's not a party 'til you get here. 1196 01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:23,198 Agent Lafferty? 1197 01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:24,766 Too personal. 1198 01:10:24,786 --> 01:10:27,101 Just felt like we should keep it all in the family. 1199 01:10:27,121 --> 01:10:29,337 You sure you wanna draw them to us here? 1200 01:10:29,357 --> 01:10:31,272 What's our strategic advantage? 1201 01:10:31,292 --> 01:10:32,640 Call it, Sheriff. 1202 01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:34,309 Isolated locale, no civilians. 1203 01:10:34,329 --> 01:10:37,679 Got multiple vantage points and the high ground. 1204 01:10:37,699 --> 01:10:41,416 Limited coverage for them means maximum visibility for us. 1205 01:10:41,436 --> 01:10:43,151 We'll see the hell hounds coming for miles. 1206 01:10:43,171 --> 01:10:45,987 And they will come. I want you two up top, 1207 01:10:46,007 --> 01:10:47,655 out of reach. You're what they're targeting. 1208 01:10:47,675 --> 01:10:49,357 We'll keep it kinetic. 1209 01:10:49,377 --> 01:10:51,793 Doc, you and I will work the bottom. 1210 01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:53,514 That's my specialty. 1211 01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:56,784 Way to keep it pervy 'til the end. 1212 01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:03,938 - Do you feel that? - The hell hounds. 1213 01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,693 Oh, crap. 1214 01:11:16,571 --> 01:11:19,374 - Thought you quit? - I'll quit tomorrow. 1215 01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:29,751 There's so many. 1216 01:11:34,989 --> 01:11:37,325 Oh, God. Things are ugly! 1217 01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:53,988 They won't stay dead. 1218 01:11:54,008 --> 01:11:56,344 They will when I get Mina. 1219 01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,457 - Where is Mina? - Well, she's gotta be close by. 1220 01:12:12,093 --> 01:12:13,708 Well, let's throw her a bone. 1221 01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:16,297 Woo! What a view! 1222 01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:18,246 All this space. 1223 01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:19,781 Maybe we should blow the craft room out 1224 01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:21,749 - into a super spa. - Ooh, hers and her sinks. 1225 01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:23,918 - Maybe a sauna. - Clawfoot tub. 1226 01:12:23,938 --> 01:12:25,640 You know I love a soak! 1227 01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:42,303 These dogs need obedience school. 1228 01:12:42,323 --> 01:12:46,060 Yeah, where I should be the headmaster. Know why? 1229 01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,163 I have an inkling. 1230 01:13:04,545 --> 01:13:06,047 Hey! 1231 01:13:10,818 --> 01:13:13,254 Doc! 1232 01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,189 Fuck. 1233 01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:23,464 Doc! Doc. 1234 01:13:27,468 --> 01:13:29,837 Oh, I thought I'd lost you. 1235 01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:33,074 Not today. 1236 01:13:34,475 --> 01:13:36,677 I believe we are pooched. 1237 01:13:40,581 --> 01:13:42,116 Nedley. 1238 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:49,604 Who takes the dogs out? Who, who, who, who! 1239 01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:51,773 Attaboy, Randy. 1240 01:13:51,793 --> 01:13:56,164 Doc, stay with him. I'm gonna end this. 1241 01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,138 Mina! 1242 01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:06,774 Get the fuck off me! 1243 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,521 She's not coming here. 1244 01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,958 I need to go where the fish are. 1245 01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:29,177 Babe, you think you can hold them off long enough so 1246 01:14:29,197 --> 01:14:31,746 - I can get to Wynonna? - What is she doing? 1247 01:14:31,766 --> 01:14:33,467 Something stupid. 1248 01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:36,838 It's about time. 1249 01:14:41,275 --> 01:14:43,945 Ah! You mongrel! 1250 01:14:46,414 --> 01:14:48,316 Yeehaw! 1251 01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,670 Hey, you know, you should know, 1252 01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:57,371 I just took out Satan's labradoodles 1253 01:14:57,391 --> 01:14:59,607 and didn't even flinch. 1254 01:14:59,627 --> 01:15:01,629 Just drive, you old pooch! 1255 01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:18,980 You're supposed to stay high. 1256 01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,549 Whatcha doin', Earp? 1257 01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:24,732 Last thing Mina told me was that she'd see me in hell, 1258 01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:26,054 so... 1259 01:15:27,221 --> 01:15:29,036 this is the part where you tell me I'm crazy. 1260 01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,125 We're desperate for crazy. 1261 01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:34,642 Maybe the craziest. 1262 01:15:34,662 --> 01:15:39,333 Fentanyl's most deadly when it's pure. On its own. 1263 01:15:40,568 --> 01:15:43,070 I hate this so bad. 1264 01:15:43,571 --> 01:15:45,273 It takes bad to end worse. 1265 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,676 - I don't want you to end. - You don't want us to lose. 1266 01:15:53,381 --> 01:15:57,218 I'm ready, Nicole. One last time. 1267 01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:06,060 Don't tell Waverly. She won't understand. 1268 01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,734 This is usually my favorite part. 1269 01:16:33,754 --> 01:16:35,523 The wet entry. 1270 01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:39,994 Ah! 1271 01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,745 I do reckon I know that gun. 1272 01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:46,434 Are you sure you're okay? 1273 01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:50,418 Nobody looking for an Earp will ever find her. 1274 01:16:50,438 --> 01:16:51,652 This is your home. 1275 01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:53,754 You're all under arrest for trespassing. 1276 01:16:53,774 --> 01:16:55,723 Look, they're claiming that this is your third strike. 1277 01:16:55,743 --> 01:16:57,992 They're taking you upstate to an adult correctional facility. 1278 01:16:58,012 --> 01:17:00,061 - I'm sorry, kid. - It's not that. My bracelet. 1279 01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:02,230 Waverly's bracelet. It's the last piece of my family 1280 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,232 that I have. It snapped off in the barn. 1281 01:17:04,252 --> 01:17:06,200 Well, you're not allowed to have 1282 01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:09,203 personal effects in jail, kid. Sorry. 1283 01:17:09,223 --> 01:17:12,273 It was you. You called the cops on me. 1284 01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:14,475 I had to. I had no choice. I mean, you were the one 1285 01:17:14,495 --> 01:17:17,845 - that ran off. I was... - You mean I'm the one who escaped. 1286 01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:19,580 You don't wish I was less, 1287 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,882 you just wish you were more. 1288 01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:23,404 Let's go. 1289 01:17:53,901 --> 01:17:55,636 Gotcha, Earp. 1290 01:18:13,254 --> 01:18:15,403 Hey, studio bitchywhore. 1291 01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:17,705 What the hell are you doing here? 1292 01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:19,407 - I'm doing hell. - Uh-huh. 1293 01:18:19,427 --> 01:18:22,109 I was a prisoner down here for 20 years. 1294 01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:25,479 I'm finally privy to the power you always craved. 1295 01:18:25,499 --> 01:18:30,551 Even if it is dark as, well... hell. 1296 01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:33,020 - Fuck you. - That's your tell, Mina. 1297 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,255 You got out. 1298 01:18:34,275 --> 01:18:36,090 You could've gone anywhere 1299 01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:39,060 but you skittered back into your prison willingly. 1300 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:43,097 You absolute fucking gash. 1301 01:18:43,117 --> 01:18:45,066 You had me at hell-oh. 1302 01:18:45,086 --> 01:18:47,288 Ah! 1303 01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,604 You deserve to be down here, not me, you cunt. 1304 01:18:50,624 --> 01:18:53,107 Maybe. And no matter how long I sit here, 1305 01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:55,643 I'll never cut a deal with demons. 1306 01:18:55,663 --> 01:18:57,598 Ah! 1307 01:18:58,332 --> 01:19:00,081 Peacemaker won't stop me. 1308 01:19:00,101 --> 01:19:03,517 Will for a minute. Lot of minutes in eternity. 1309 01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:05,086 Ah! 1310 01:19:05,106 --> 01:19:07,675 You think your dogs won't stop coming? 1311 01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:09,991 I'll never stop coming. 1312 01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,926 Ah! 1313 01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:16,097 This is insane. You can't win! 1314 01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:19,166 No. But I can keep making you lose. 1315 01:19:19,186 --> 01:19:21,135 Ah! 1316 01:19:21,155 --> 01:19:23,304 All right. Enough. 1317 01:19:23,324 --> 01:19:26,707 I know curses, and now I'm yours. 1318 01:19:26,727 --> 01:19:27,675 Ah! 1319 01:19:27,695 --> 01:19:28,976 You came for my family, 1320 01:19:28,996 --> 01:19:30,778 now you will never make... 1321 01:19:30,798 --> 01:19:32,900 ... your... peace! 1322 01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:50,918 I'm faster. I'm stronger. 1323 01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:53,587 I'm meaner. 1324 01:19:54,955 --> 01:19:56,170 Is that... 1325 01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:59,040 The Elkherd Magnifico Box of Containment. 1326 01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,143 Huh. You tricked me. 1327 01:20:02,163 --> 01:20:04,879 The best man I know taught me... 1328 01:20:04,899 --> 01:20:06,881 when you bluff, 1329 01:20:06,901 --> 01:20:08,382 you gotta go all in. 1330 01:20:08,402 --> 01:20:10,317 I'll trade you that jail cell 1331 01:20:10,337 --> 01:20:12,586 for the thing that makes you the heir. 1332 01:20:12,606 --> 01:20:15,289 The only thing that's ever made you anything. 1333 01:20:15,309 --> 01:20:16,857 That was before. 1334 01:20:16,877 --> 01:20:18,946 And then my people showed up. 1335 01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:21,815 Made me everything. 1336 01:20:25,186 --> 01:20:27,535 Well, sorry girl. 1337 01:20:27,555 --> 01:20:29,003 We had a time. 1338 01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:32,560 Hey, Mina, enjoy your crab bucket. 1339 01:20:35,663 --> 01:20:37,364 No! 1340 01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:46,187 Wynonna did it. 1341 01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:48,189 She got the big dog. 1342 01:20:48,209 --> 01:20:50,678 I'm gonna go doublecheck for strays. 1343 01:20:52,413 --> 01:20:54,428 Where is Wynonna? 1344 01:20:54,448 --> 01:20:56,584 I promised not to tell. 1345 01:21:05,059 --> 01:21:08,362 All the demons I've ever killed, coming for me. 1346 01:21:12,199 --> 01:21:14,268 Just have fun out there, Earp. 1347 01:21:17,738 --> 01:21:22,490 But Alice, she'll be okay. They'll be okay. 1348 01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:25,112 We know your thoughts. 1349 01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,853 Wynonna! 1350 01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:35,990 Wynonna! 1351 01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,277 Hey. 1352 01:21:57,745 --> 01:21:59,546 Waverly Earp. 1353 01:22:01,081 --> 01:22:02,630 And her narc. 1354 01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:05,919 What, like you got a monopoly on breaking the rules? 1355 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,823 - Thanks for going in my hole. - Anytime. 1356 01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:13,027 Not anytime, but... 1357 01:22:17,164 --> 01:22:18,899 Where's Peacemaker? 1358 01:22:21,335 --> 01:22:23,937 Where she can do the most good. 1359 01:22:24,805 --> 01:22:25,953 My angel. 1360 01:22:25,973 --> 01:22:28,556 Fucking Waverly's fine. 1361 01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:31,345 Well that sounds more than fine. It... 1362 01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,747 it sounds delightful. 1363 01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,520 This wasn't on the chore wheel. 1364 01:22:43,157 --> 01:22:44,672 Agent Lafferty? 1365 01:22:44,692 --> 01:22:46,340 When'd you get here? 1366 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,475 Clearly just in time. 1367 01:22:48,495 --> 01:22:50,144 What the fuck, rookie blue? 1368 01:22:50,164 --> 01:22:52,913 - Gimme the box. - Do not give it to him. 1369 01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:55,015 No shit. 1370 01:22:55,035 --> 01:22:56,217 All right. 1371 01:22:56,237 --> 01:22:57,451 Ah! 1372 01:22:57,471 --> 01:22:59,086 - Nedley! - Son of a... 1373 01:22:59,106 --> 01:23:01,589 - Next one's a little higher. - So, you're Black Badge 1374 01:23:01,609 --> 01:23:03,891 but you'd commit treason? Murder? 1375 01:23:03,911 --> 01:23:06,460 I'm never getting promoted at Black Badge. 1376 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:10,764 I failed the psych evaluation... too many times. 1377 01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:12,119 I wonder why. 1378 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,469 I got a better offer. 1379 01:23:15,489 --> 01:23:17,104 There's lots of, uh, 1380 01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:19,340 organizations that'll pay top dollar 1381 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,976 for a genuine demon and the ultimate 1382 01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:24,131 demon killing gun. 1383 01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:25,766 Come on. 1384 01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,516 Lafferty, or whatever your real name is, 1385 01:23:29,536 --> 01:23:32,519 I'm begging you, please, listen to me. 1386 01:23:32,539 --> 01:23:35,189 You can't take this box out of the Ghost River Triangle. 1387 01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:37,157 Mina can never be let out of this thing. 1388 01:23:37,177 --> 01:23:39,847 My daughter's life depends on this. 1389 01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:42,015 Okay. 1390 01:23:52,426 --> 01:23:54,275 I've disabled your cars. 1391 01:23:54,295 --> 01:23:55,876 You can't follow me. 1392 01:23:55,896 --> 01:23:57,511 You can't stop me. 1393 01:23:57,531 --> 01:24:00,768 But I'm gonna let you live. 1394 01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:03,904 I'm hell-for-leather like that. 1395 01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:06,587 Somebody will stop this. 1396 01:24:06,607 --> 01:24:08,789 No! 1397 01:24:08,809 --> 01:24:10,778 Not you. 1398 01:24:24,591 --> 01:24:27,528 Thank God. A Sorrel. 1399 01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:13,040 No fucking way. 1400 01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:17,611 I admit, I forgot about you. 1401 01:25:18,078 --> 01:25:19,460 You're a terrible liar. 1402 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,195 Had you fooled. 1403 01:25:21,215 --> 01:25:22,863 Not for a minute. 1404 01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:26,100 Go home, Holliday. To your woman. 1405 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:30,891 Cannot and I will not let you leave with that box. 1406 01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,407 You're too old to stop me. 1407 01:25:33,427 --> 01:25:35,342 I'm too old not to. 1408 01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:37,144 Well, once upon a time, 1409 01:25:37,164 --> 01:25:41,014 you may have been the fastest gunslinger in the west, 1410 01:25:41,034 --> 01:25:44,905 but that was long ago with ancient pistols. 1411 01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:48,876 Okay. 1412 01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:50,824 You can't take us all out. 1413 01:25:50,844 --> 01:25:53,547 I know who I'm taking out first. 1414 01:25:57,818 --> 01:26:01,989 Remember, you wanted this. 1415 01:26:16,336 --> 01:26:18,305 Nobody wants this. 1416 01:26:19,406 --> 01:26:20,821 I should know. 1417 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:23,857 I fought it for 172 years. 1418 01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:26,393 Come on. 1419 01:26:26,413 --> 01:26:31,051 - It's Doc. - Go. Go. Help him. 1420 01:26:59,546 --> 01:27:01,495 Doc! 1421 01:27:01,515 --> 01:27:03,383 Doc! 1422 01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,619 Doc. 1423 01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:13,207 Did you get 'em all? 1424 01:27:13,227 --> 01:27:14,995 Please. 1425 01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:17,664 Do you know who I am? 1426 01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:27,040 You're my person. 1427 01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:33,747 Keep it. 1428 01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:38,165 There's no one on Earth who will do more to keep it safe. 1429 01:27:38,185 --> 01:27:40,053 And our Alice. 1430 01:27:42,656 --> 01:27:44,725 You tell her... 1431 01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:49,363 - all the good stuff. - Doc... 1432 01:27:50,430 --> 01:27:52,199 you're gonna be okay. 1433 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,868 I have been. 1434 01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:57,204 Many times. 1435 01:27:59,206 --> 01:28:01,108 More than my share. 1436 01:28:07,881 --> 01:28:09,883 Doc, we can fix this. 1437 01:28:11,885 --> 01:28:14,655 You know, you really are awful at bluffing. 1438 01:28:18,759 --> 01:28:21,328 But you're pretty good at the rest of it. 1439 01:28:23,597 --> 01:28:25,512 All of it, really. 1440 01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:28,335 Please let me save you, Doc. 1441 01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:33,707 Oh, darling, you did. 1442 01:28:36,243 --> 01:28:37,844 Doc. 1443 01:28:40,647 --> 01:28:43,150 Wynonna Earp. 1444 01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,384 The box, Mina... 1445 01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:19,933 and Peacemaker. 1446 01:29:19,953 --> 01:29:22,122 It's down there, too. 1447 01:29:24,725 --> 01:29:27,794 I meant it when I said he'd protect it forever. 1448 01:29:29,730 --> 01:29:32,365 And I'm gonna stay and protect him. 1449 01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:40,373 Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy. 1450 01:29:40,907 --> 01:29:42,656 Are you kidding? 1451 01:29:42,676 --> 01:29:44,511 I would have come by canoe. 1452 01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:52,419 It was a damn good funeral for his, uh, second funeral. 1453 01:29:54,021 --> 01:29:56,136 You're welcome to stay in Purgatory 1454 01:29:56,156 --> 01:29:58,792 at the homestead as long as you like. 1455 01:29:59,159 --> 01:30:01,775 Thank you, but uh, I don't think my back 1456 01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:04,011 can take another night in the craft room. 1457 01:30:04,031 --> 01:30:06,900 And my liver definitely can't take more Earpin'. 1458 01:30:13,373 --> 01:30:15,088 I get it. 1459 01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:17,410 You've got some work to do. 1460 01:30:18,011 --> 01:30:20,347 Like finding a way to fix this. 1461 01:30:21,081 --> 01:30:24,031 Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge has a lot of unconventional 1462 01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:26,286 resources at our disposal. 1463 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,323 - I'll try, Wynonna. - You'll do better than that. 1464 01:30:31,758 --> 01:30:33,426 I promise. 1465 01:30:34,161 --> 01:30:36,309 It'll help that I hired the most ingenious 1466 01:30:36,329 --> 01:30:37,998 researcher I've ever met. 1467 01:30:38,565 --> 01:30:40,914 Do send photos of Abu Simbel. 1468 01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,050 Don't open any cursed tombs. 1469 01:30:43,070 --> 01:30:45,238 I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends? 1470 01:30:47,307 --> 01:30:49,823 Oh, try the fatteh, but maybe not the street meat. 1471 01:30:49,843 --> 01:30:51,858 I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt. 1472 01:30:51,878 --> 01:30:53,360 No pyramid schemes. 1473 01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:55,862 Very funny. 1474 01:30:55,882 --> 01:30:58,331 And so lovely. 1475 01:30:58,351 --> 01:31:00,053 I'm proud of you. 1476 01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,323 Whoa. 1477 01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,808 Jeremy says the agency is rife with corruption. 1478 01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:10,410 We need to find out who Lafferty was working for. 1479 01:31:10,430 --> 01:31:11,812 You will, 1480 01:31:11,832 --> 01:31:14,881 because you are... 1481 01:31:14,901 --> 01:31:17,751 Waverly goddamn head cheerleader, 1482 01:31:17,771 --> 01:31:21,474 tentacle resistant Earp. 1483 01:31:21,975 --> 01:31:24,458 Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife. 1484 01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:26,146 Hmm. 1485 01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:28,682 Okay, my turn. 1486 01:31:29,316 --> 01:31:32,699 Don't be too hard on her, but don't be too soft. 1487 01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:35,088 I'm gonna whip her into shape. 1488 01:31:37,157 --> 01:31:39,392 I'll be home for Easter. 1489 01:31:40,427 --> 01:31:41,528 I know. 1490 01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,923 Hey, let me help you. 1491 01:31:56,943 --> 01:31:58,558 Whoa, geez, Waves, 1492 01:31:58,578 --> 01:31:59,926 how many bras did you pack? 1493 01:31:59,946 --> 01:32:01,948 Hey, that's sexist! 1494 01:32:02,249 --> 01:32:03,330 Over 20. 1495 01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:05,565 Finally learning from my mistakes. 1496 01:32:05,585 --> 01:32:07,400 Bye. 1497 01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:11,291 Actually feels like I'm finally embracing my inner Wynonna. 1498 01:32:13,026 --> 01:32:15,996 Here's to the adventure. You've earned it. 1499 01:32:16,763 --> 01:32:21,268 Well, as long as you've got your passport, Agent Earp. 1500 01:32:21,935 --> 01:32:23,683 I have a passport. 1501 01:32:23,703 --> 01:32:26,586 Amazing. 1502 01:32:26,606 --> 01:32:28,308 Thanks for staying. 1503 01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:29,976 Yeah, I want to. 1504 01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:10,297 Does anybody have a rake or something? 1505 01:33:10,317 --> 01:33:12,098 I've got one hell of an itch. 1506 01:33:12,118 --> 01:33:14,167 Oh, boo-hoo, we get it. You love casts. 1507 01:33:14,187 --> 01:33:15,769 You gonna let her talk to me like that? 1508 01:33:15,789 --> 01:33:18,705 Okay, we're gonna get her trained in citizen relations. 1509 01:33:18,725 --> 01:33:21,094 - Good luck. - After we deputize her. 1510 01:33:21,528 --> 01:33:25,078 I can't believe I'm a cop. Are we sure I left hell? 1511 01:33:25,098 --> 01:33:27,914 It gets worse. I hear your boss is a real hard-ass. 1512 01:33:27,934 --> 01:33:30,870 Hey. Don't make me tear down that fishing hut. 1513 01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,675 Fishing's over for the year. 1514 01:33:37,010 --> 01:33:39,025 But huntin' season's about to begin. 1515 01:33:39,045 --> 01:33:41,928 You guys still haven't found that sexy werewolf, huh? 1516 01:33:41,948 --> 01:33:45,118 Well, we didn't know how sexy it is. 1517 01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:46,633 Nicole, come on. 1518 01:33:46,653 --> 01:33:49,589 And it's Sheriff Haught. 1519 01:33:51,358 --> 01:33:53,026 Okay... 1520 01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:59,199 I'm Deputy Earp reporting for duty. 1521 01:34:00,834 --> 01:34:02,215 You said duty. 1522 01:34:02,235 --> 01:34:04,571 Keep it professional, Sheriff. We're on the clock. 1523 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,409 This a war on top buttons? 1524 01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,644 Let's get to work. 1525 01:34:38,606 --> 01:34:43,706 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -