1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,711 [overlapping chatter] 4 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,237 [grunts] 5 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:36,819 [Teacher]: Okay, and our last presenter to share 6 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,476 their reflections of their summer plans is Jacob Udell. 7 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,827 [upbeat music] 8 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,404 - You know how there are those places 9 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:59,233 where everything just makes sense? 10 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,670 And all your problems melt away? 11 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,542 [rhythmic music] 12 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,545 For me, that place is camp. 13 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,634 And I'm not talking about some two-bit, 14 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,289 week-long bullshit day camp, 15 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:15,075 I'm talking about sleep-away camp. 16 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:19,079 And tomorrow, my ten-month wait will be over, 17 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,690 and the two best months of the year 18 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,084 are about to begin. 19 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,956 Do you believe in miracles?! 20 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,348 [all]: Yeah! 21 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:31,352 - Dude, I was so wrong not to invite you 22 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,918 to Dave and Buster's three weeks ago. 23 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,833 I'll regret that decision for the rest of my life. 24 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,097 [grunting] 25 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,099 - Jacob, when I told your parents 26 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,013 you were a handful, I was actually 27 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,536 talking about another kid. 28 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:43,929 - I know I can be a bit too much sometimes. 29 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,454 - Oh, no, you're perfect. [ding] 30 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,717 Fuck school. Let's go to camp! 31 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,285 I want to get a sun tan on these titties! 32 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,983 - Yeah! [students cheering] 33 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,463 - Woo! 34 00:01:56,812 --> 00:02:00,859 [all, chanting]: Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! 35 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,252 Jacob! Jacob! 36 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,473 [teacher]: Jacob, are you ready to present? 37 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:06,648 - Oh. 38 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,173 Yeah, uh... 39 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,399 [boy]: Asshole. 40 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,140 [students giggling] 41 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,446 [sighs] 42 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,103 - You know how there are those places-- 43 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,152 [indistinct chatter] 44 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:38,070 - That bullshit made us five minutes late. 45 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,856 Stop fucking trying so hard. 46 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,340 [sighs] 47 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,646 [soft music] 48 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:52,346 - I mean, I guess it sort of looks like camp. 49 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,175 Like, that thing in the middle is Lake Baboosic at night. 50 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,089 Yeah, actually, it's kind of an identical outline. 51 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,743 [psychologist]: Okay, Max, that's really great. 52 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,702 And over by the dock there's two counsellors 53 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,966 like, making out. Oh, sick, and it's two girls. 54 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:08,710 Oh, wait, it's dark, but, uh, that's my boy Jacob. 55 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,929 He's walking in the woods with Tali. 56 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,716 Come on, man. Come on! Ah, shit. He chickened out. 57 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:15,934 You got the looks, Jakey, 58 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,936 all you need is the confidence! 59 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,635 Man, I hate to see him with that sad face. 60 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,901 - You got all that from this? 61 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,427 What do you think that means? 62 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,342 - How should I know? Aren't you the nurse? 63 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,867 - No, I'm the school-mandated behavioral therapist. 64 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,347 [coughs] - Narc. 65 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,524 Look, Mr. Song, have you ever been to camp? 66 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,135 - No, Max. As I've told you before, 67 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,790 they did not have Jewish summer camp in Korea. 68 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,662 - Well then, the fuck do you know? 69 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,532 Us camp people are just different. 70 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,449 We snuggle. We cry with pride. We shit with the doors open. 71 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,146 - Okay, let's not get into that-- 72 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,844 - Look, I'm a totally different person at camp. 73 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,542 They don't even call me Max. I just go by Charness. 74 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,762 - Okay, well, why can't you be that person here, too? 75 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,329 - Wow. Fucking great suggestion. 76 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,764 You don't think I've tried that? 77 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:06,376 Mr. Song, they locked me to the bike rack. 78 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:11,555 - Okay, what those kids did was not okay. 79 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,992 - Fucking assholes. I don't even look like 80 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,994 a curly haired soup dumpling. I mean seriously, 81 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,387 look at some of the shit they've been 82 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:20,129 circling around school. Fucking dipshits. 83 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,479 Look! Do I look anything like that? 84 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,439 - Mm... 85 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,050 Max, I want-- 86 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,877 - Fuck those kids and fuck ChatGPT. 87 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:33,490 - Max, we're talking about you having lasting friendships. 88 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,144 [screaming ringtone] - Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Song, 89 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,667 I know this is bad timing, but it's Jacob. 90 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:39,061 [screaming stops] 'Sup, bitch? 91 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,410 - Hey, man. - Dude, have you ever 92 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,064 tried therapy? It's like, really weird. 93 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,760 Look, Mr. Song, I think we've made 94 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,285 about as much progress as we're gonna make this year, 95 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,549 so, I say we call it. Have a great summer! 96 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,160 [♪ Like Best Friends ♪ by Dirty Nice] 97 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,989 [children playing] 98 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:57,253 [air horn blowing] 99 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,172 ♪ You and me we could be like best friends ♪ 100 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,870 ♪ Me and you it just makes good sense ♪ 101 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:11,441 ♪ You and me I'm a house and you're the fire ♪ 102 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,837 ♪ And I can't tell you why ♪ 103 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:22,322 ♪ But it feels like I've known you all my life ♪ 104 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,628 - Hey! - Yeah! 105 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,589 Oh, my God. Come here, you sweet baby. 106 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,591 - I missed you, man. - I missed you too. 107 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,766 - Oh, my God. 108 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,291 [Charn]: Okay, notice how I'm walking different? 109 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,944 [Jacob]: Okay. 110 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,816 - It's 'cause my penis got like a full inch longer. 111 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,470 And a little rounder too. 112 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:41,819 [laughing] 113 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,430 [all]: Arm hug! 114 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:44,648 [cheering] 115 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:48,043 [chanting] 116 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,827 - This is it, boys! 117 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,307 This is why we live ten for two! 118 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:54,092 - Ten for two! - Ten for two! 119 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,790 [all]: Ten for two! 120 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,359 [coughing] 121 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:06,627 - Gentlemen, this is our summer. 122 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,238 Every night, we put our heads to our pillows 123 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,284 dreaming of the first night of camp. 124 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:16,114 Gents, it's finally here. 125 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,161 Take it in, boys. 126 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,773 For these two months, we are going to have... 127 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,384 - The highest percentage of successful 128 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,255 ask-outs to the social! 129 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,822 [all]: Yeah! 130 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,432 - We're gonna grind! [all]: Yeah! 131 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,260 - And what are we gonna wear? Mesh shorts. 132 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,393 - Maximum friction! 133 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,308 [all]: Maximum friction! [clapping] 134 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,398 Maximum friction! [clapping] 135 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,704 - The longest shower party on record! 136 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:44,186 - We're going to explore each other's bodies! 137 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,709 [all]: Yeah! 138 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,843 - Ten months of winter! - Boo! 139 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,411 - Ten months of math? - Fuck fractions! 140 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,456 [all]: Boo! - Ten months of your dad 141 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,284 coming home smelling like perfume, 142 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,243 but your mom doesn't wear perfume! 143 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,244 [crickets chirping] 144 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,116 - Boo! [all]: Boo! 145 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,642 - This day's why we live ten for two. 146 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:10,038 [all chanting]: Ten for two! Ten for two! Ten for two! [cheering] 147 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,866 [cheering] 148 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,739 [chanting] 149 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:20,048 [crickets chirping] 150 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,662 [groans softly] 151 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,059 - Charn, you up? 152 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,456 - Too excited. Can't sleep. 153 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,675 - I'm so glad we made it. 154 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:42,026 - Same. I know every year my parents say 155 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,550 they need a break from me, but this year, 156 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,595 it wasn't in a funny way. 157 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,817 I think they're like, starting to actually hate me. 158 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,559 - Dude, they're idiots. Don't listen to them. 159 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,825 Do you ever wonder why something so epic at camp 160 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:02,177 can be like, so lame back at home? 161 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,484 - You mean like arts and crafts? 162 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,138 Friendship bracelets? Clogged toilets? 163 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:11,665 Rap battles, but in a made-up language nobody understands? 164 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:16,234 - No, I mean like, me. 165 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:19,150 Nobody likes me at home. 166 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,543 - I'm sorry, man. 167 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:24,634 [insects chirping] 168 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,684 - This is where we're gonna be forever, man. 169 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:35,645 Four more glorious summers as campers, and then... 170 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,734 - And then when we're 16, we're apprentices, 171 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,302 and we'll be inducted into the plunger hall of fame. 172 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,522 - Hell yeah. And maybe by then, 173 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,960 Tali and I would've been dating for like, four years. 174 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,179 'Cause this summer, I'm gonna ask her out. 175 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,051 - And when we're 40, we'll use our fortunes 176 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,009 from the private sector to buy camp. 177 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,577 - Leaving us with a combined net worth of 19 billion. 178 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:57,014 - Which doesn't even include my eraser collection. 179 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,016 - And we'll become the longest-running Fineman 180 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,627 in camp history. 181 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,411 - And you and me are gonna crush rap 182 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,457 every single day until we're 99 years old. 183 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:10,288 [both]: Am I bullfrog? Or is it hotter than July? 184 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,247 [shushing] 185 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,426 - Oh, and maybe I can do the solo part sometimes? 186 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,517 - Sure. Yeah, you know, it's just, I sort of feel 187 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,519 like I need it, so... 188 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,000 - Well, maybe we could do it together? 189 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,480 - But then it wouldn't be a solo. 190 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:32,006 - Ah, oh, yeah, I guess I didn't think of that. 191 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,747 - The point is, we're gonna spend 192 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,836 the rest of our lives at camp. 193 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:39,143 - Until we retire and spend our final days 194 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,972 where it all started, at Old Camp! 195 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,452 - The original paradise. I like it! 196 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,019 - And we'll drink the Old Camp lake water, 197 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,367 which is sweeter than Sprite! 198 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,370 - We'll sleep in the original bunks! 199 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,806 - Where over the pants handjobs 200 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,373 were literally invented! 201 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,375 - OTPHJs. - Yeah! 202 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,116 And where they played fuck, marry, kill. 203 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,422 But it wasn't a game, they did it for real! 204 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,162 [chuckles] 205 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,426 [Jacob]: And one day, they'll bury us in Old Camp. 206 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,472 [Charn]: And then, we'll decompose into the soil 207 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,038 and become trees. 208 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:08,346 [Jacob]: 12 for 12, the best place on Earth. 209 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,353 - Chipwiches in the Head Tunk! 210 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:16,876 [indistinct chatter] 211 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,705 Sydney Sweeney? What are you doing in here? 212 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,532 Noboy come in. 213 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,100 - Hey, Leon! Have you, uh, checked the Head Tunk? 214 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,537 They early posted the second month play. 215 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,452 - Please tell me it's music man! 216 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,847 [screams] 217 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,980 [Charn]: Tiny head, massive suction. 218 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,634 Count it, Jacob. 219 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,113 - The plunging must stop! 220 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,680 - Did they actually leak the color war captains 221 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:38,985 on the Head Tunk? 222 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,683 [Charn]: Yeah, come check it out! 223 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:44,644 - No, no, no, no, Charn. It's just Tali. Relax. 224 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,647 If we plunge three more people, 225 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,343 we'll break the first month record. 226 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,521 - Okay, well, I just wanted to say good luck today. 227 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,523 Parents-wise. 228 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,743 You feeling okay? [chuckling] 229 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,962 - Yeah, I mean, dad's last letter said 230 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,965 "We're coming at 11." So, it sounds like 231 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,400 they're still in one car, at least. 232 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,274 - All right. Well, crossing my fingers. 233 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,015 [chuckling] 234 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,800 - Jacob, your micro-boner's showing. 235 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,411 - What? No, it's not micro, 236 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:17,285 and it's like, in the 55th percentile. 237 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,287 - Okay. Well, you guys know Sophie Friedman? 238 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,855 She's in Haven one. She lives in Manhattan. 239 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,639 Her mom was in a Doritos commercial. 240 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,381 - I should go. - Yeah, me too. 241 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,384 - Bye, Tali. 242 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,560 - Dude. I do not get 243 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,605 what you see in that girl right there. 244 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,783 Tali's a liar! She tells these random-ass stories 245 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,786 to the girls in her cabin that make no sense at all. 246 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,136 - Tali is the most underrated girl at camp. 247 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,268 - If you like her, why haven't you asked her out yet? 248 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,053 - It's never really been the right moment. 249 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,489 - Bro, shut up. 250 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,057 I watched you choke it at both socials. 251 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,364 And you do not get a third social. 252 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,932 - I'm gonna do it. 253 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,454 [bullhorn feedback] - Okay, everybody! 254 00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:01,024 Visiting day begins in five minutes sharp. 255 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,940 And parents, if you've forgotten your utensils, 256 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,769 that is not an invitation to use the dining hall. 257 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:14,385 - Mmm. Skin's the best part. [chuckling] 258 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:18,172 - Why are you guys eating two totally different meals? 259 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,914 - Um... - Well, there was a bit 260 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,220 of a food miscommunication. 261 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,135 Uh, I got on the road later 262 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,746 than your mother-- - Yes. 263 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,094 - ...this morning. 264 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,226 - You guys didn't take the same car? 265 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,838 - No, no. - Honey, we talked about this. 266 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,102 Your father and I, we're separated. 267 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,756 - You said you were gonna use this summer 268 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,627 to go over all the logistics. 269 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:39,889 - Right. - Yes, the logistics 270 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,717 of our divorce. 271 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:46,287 - Oh. Okay. 272 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,550 - Jacob, I started seeing someone else. 273 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,117 [Jen]: Mark... - And, we're engaged. 274 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,773 - What?! 275 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,167 [robotically]: I am seeing someone else now and we are-- 276 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,039 - You don't have to repeat yourself. 277 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,605 [Jen]: Mark, Mark. He heard you. Okay? 278 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,651 He's just in shock. Understandably. 279 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,522 [Mark]: Okay, can you please not do this? 280 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,046 Don't antagonize me for literally no reason. 281 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,743 [Jen]: Mark, can you just fuck off for one-- 282 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,136 - I can hear everything you're saying. 283 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,399 - Why don't I grab some ice creams? Okay? 284 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,096 - Yeah, good idea. Um, 285 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,402 if they have cookies and cream, 286 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,620 just get me like a cup. 287 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,883 Or a cone, whatever they have. 288 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,802 - Who even is this woman? 289 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,367 - Tell me about it. 290 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,717 Can you imagine what I've been living with? 291 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,111 - Not Mom. - Oh, right. Uh, Dana. 292 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,071 Her name is Dana. - Dana. 293 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,507 - Yeah, her name is Dana. 294 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,639 - Mmm. - She's an event coordinator. 295 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,250 And she's working on a novel. 296 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,949 - Uh-huh. - Actually, I think you 297 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,299 know her son. Uh, Gordon Fisher. 298 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,127 - That guy? - Yeah. 299 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,042 - He's a freak, Dad! 300 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,479 - Well, I know he's a bit of a character, but-- 301 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,959 - He stands outside of carpool, 302 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,048 and he practices magic with a wand. 303 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,223 [Jen]: Vanilla! 304 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,225 [chuckling] 305 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,619 [kids cheering in the distance] 306 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,884 - Okay. Let's just please go to the registration tent. 307 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,930 I want my shirt. 308 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,280 - Oh. Uh... 309 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,934 Your mother and I 310 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,414 need to figure out exactly what next year... 311 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,893 - Next step is... - Wait. 312 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,895 [Mark]: Financially, yeah. - Okay, stop. 313 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,897 You guys aren't actually about to say 314 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,856 I'm not coming back next summer? 315 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,858 - It's a possibility. 316 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,382 - They are bringing back tubing next year. I-- 317 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471 These are my only friends! 318 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,388 You're telling me you can't find any way 319 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,042 to drum up eight grand? 320 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,305 - I mean, that personal trainer is very expensive, 321 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,872 are you sure that's necessary? 322 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,570 - You gave 5,000 dollars to Elizabeth Warren 323 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,093 for president. Does that feel like money well spent? 324 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,052 - I'm going to the tent. - Hey, hey, hey! 325 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,880 First of all, come here. Come here, come here. 326 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,445 We all have to make sacrifices. 327 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,839 [Jen]: Yeah, all right, enough, Mark, just... 328 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,712 - Well, not me. Please. Not this one. 329 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,107 - Well, we'll call the camp office 330 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,674 when we get home, you don't have to worry 331 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,632 about any of this. - Yeah. 332 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,461 [Mark]: It's gonna be okay, kiddling. 333 00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,334 I promise you. It'll all work out, okay? 334 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,511 - Okay. Okay? 335 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,210 [patting] 336 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,042 - I'm not stepping foot in that fucking woman's house 337 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,914 with her freak of nature son 338 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,481 who's going to turn me unpopular. 339 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,440 - Fuck! 340 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,224 Nothing fucking works! 341 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,574 - Charn, what happened with your parents today? 342 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,055 - You know how I catfished my principal on Match.com? 343 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,188 - You just said your principal didn't like you. 344 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,015 - Yeah, 'cause I catfished him on Match.com 345 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,496 and got him to send a picture of him licking a lollipop. 346 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,195 I told you guys this. - No, you did not. 347 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,848 - Well, the school tracked my IP address, 348 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,067 and now I'm kicked out. 349 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,200 - Damn, that really sucks. 350 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,852 - And my parents are sending me 351 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,987 to this boarding school for "diverse learners." 352 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,858 - Fuck that! - You know that kid 353 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,600 Alan Barbossa who's like obsessed with me? 354 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,994 Well he gave my parents another letter for me. 355 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,954 It's like, "Tali, I love you! 356 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,956 Why can't we just be together?" 357 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:57,957 [grunts] 358 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,522 - Let me see the letter. 359 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,698 Because I'm telling you, I'm gonna write him back 360 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,962 and annihilate him. - I threw it out. 361 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,572 [grunting] 362 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,095 Can we just try to find smaller sticks? 363 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,575 - No, we can break this one. 364 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:08,837 - Fuck! I'm not going to that 365 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,533 fucking boarding school. 366 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,188 Everyone knows I would look shitty with a buzz cut! 367 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,364 - Out of my face! This is total crap, 368 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540 but, what other option do we have? 369 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,073 - What if we never went home? 370 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,857 [dramatic music] 371 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,077 - Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? 372 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,122 - Enough with ten for two. 373 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,994 We need to go twelve for twelve. 374 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,734 All-year camp. 375 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,475 - You're talking dirty, little man, and I like it. 376 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,261 Let's make a baby! - For real, for real. 377 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,002 What if at the end of the summer 378 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,917 when the busses leave, we don't get on? 379 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,528 We hide. 380 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138 And when the coast is clear, 381 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,532 we run, and we just keep doing camp? 382 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,274 - Well, we can't just run. That would be dumb. 383 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,883 We'd need a destination. 384 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,929 Like, somewhere off the grid, but with shelter. 385 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,714 - Wait, where did Bin Laden hide? 386 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,020 - What about Old Camp? 387 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,673 - I don't think he hid at Old Camp. 388 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,413 I think it was like, Asia or something? 389 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,764 - No, no, you mean like the original site of Fineman? 390 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,070 - Old Camp. 391 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,291 [wind rushing] 392 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,901 It's perfect. 393 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,294 [Charn]: I heard that when they moved, they 394 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,296 just left everything behind untouched. 395 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,299 It's like a Jewish museum, but without all the sad parts. 396 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,824 [Jacob]: We'd have bunks, 397 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,045 kitchen, PB and J for days. 398 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,395 It's perfect. 399 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,615 If we pull this off, 400 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,443 all of it goes away, 401 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,533 and the only thing left is camp. 402 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,015 - 12 for 12. - 12 for 12. 403 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,017 - 12 for 12. 404 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,498 [rhythmic music] 405 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,935 [all]: Three, two, one! 406 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,197 [screaming] [crack] 407 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,199 [fire crackling] 408 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,334 [Jacob]: On the last day of camp, 409 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,989 the only staff on site will be Bob. 410 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,517 [Tali]: That guy? Pure misery. 411 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,520 I heard his wife left him at the altar 412 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,523 for his own brother. 413 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,700 Now, he's a cuck. 414 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,397 [Jacob]: Bob's wife called it off 415 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,877 because he wasn't Jewish. 416 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,358 So he tried to circumcise himself, 417 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,534 but he accidentally cut off too much. 418 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,580 And now he's a eunuch. 419 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,061 - You're both wrong. He's ex-military. 420 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,716 He was dishonorably discharged from Guantanamo 421 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,587 for being too rough on the Taliban. 422 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,546 [Tali]: He's legally prohibited from using a knife. 423 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,156 [Charn]: And he cut off the heads of like 424 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,592 50 Beanie Babies. 425 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,376 [Tali]: That's why he only eats soup. 426 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,856 [Charn]: She broke it off because he jerked off so much, 427 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,509 only air comes out. 428 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,729 [Tali]: It's just some scammer sending him pictures 429 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,512 of Dua Lipa. 430 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688 [Jacob]: That's how he can spend his whole life at camp 431 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,863 and still be miserable. 432 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,516 [counsellor singing] 433 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:51,260 ♪ Forever you forever me Forever Bob on ATV ♪ 434 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,698 [strumming guitar] 435 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,092 [singing continues] 436 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,964 - There's nothing that guy won't do. 437 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,141 We're going to have to neutralize him. 438 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,534 - What do we do about our parents? 439 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,146 - By the time they figure it out, 440 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,191 it'll be too late. 441 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,237 [fire roars] 442 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,716 [dramatic music] 443 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,937 [Jacob]: Dear dad. Camp's going great. 444 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,722 Oh, Charness! 445 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,292 Am I a bullfrog? Or is it hotter than-- 446 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,729 [all]: July? 447 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,077 [cheering] 448 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,603 - Jakey, baby, tell it to me fresh. 449 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,996 [exclaiming] 450 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,086 [Charn]: Crush rap! Let's go! 451 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,653 [exciting music] 452 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:40,309 [Jacob]: No, actually, it's going epic. 453 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,793 Everything is just clicking into place. 454 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,059 My name's Jacob! - And my name's Charn! 455 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,669 [both]: And there's a funny little rumor 456 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,801 going 'round the barn. 457 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,498 - We want some remix! 458 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,197 [Jacob]: Even our crush rap is reaching new heights. 459 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,504 Remix! 460 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,593 - He's doing the Matrix! 461 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,421 [dramatic music] 462 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,509 [cheering] 463 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,642 [Jacob]: And honestly, 464 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,732 I think it's because everyone's just so unified. 465 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,563 And just like, really growing up. 466 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,740 Now, my bunk is the family I-- 467 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,131 Trust! 468 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,960 To catch me when I-- [campers]: Fall! 469 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,529 [Jacob]: I'm on top of the world here. 470 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,880 And not just 'cause I'm king of the frickin' zip line. 471 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:35,103 Dad, don't worry about me. And I won’t' worry about you. 472 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,541 Time truly does fly at camp. 473 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,457 I almost wish it wouldn't end. 474 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,591 If you're in this room, 475 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,332 you know just as well as I do 476 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,117 that there is nothing waiting for us back home. 477 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,468 Here's the plan. Tomorrow morning, 478 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,078 we grab the last of the supplies 479 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,950 and then set off to Old Camp. 480 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,997 And once we land, we're doing summer forever. 481 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,870 [applause] 482 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:06,003 Thank you! Thank you very much. 483 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,049 It's gonna be epic. We've been stocking up on food, 484 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,834 and the fridge at Old Camp's gonna be filled with shit too. 485 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,490 And guys, I'm thinking the first night at Old Camp, 486 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,666 we should have a social. 487 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,276 - Yeah! 488 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,975 - Okay, a third social? Is that even allowed? 489 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,499 - Don't you get it? Everything's allowed. 490 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,110 - I heard at Old Camp, they had queen-sized beds 491 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,374 made for fucking, like, they were encouraging it. 492 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,114 [laughing] Oh, yeah! 493 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,116 [laughing] - We're going to create 494 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,815 a new society. New art, new recipes. 495 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,730 New languages. 496 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,340 Doobity-doobity-doo. 497 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,300 You'll soon know what that means. 498 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,780 - Mushki mishka dashimicreesh. 499 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,174 - That translates to, "Fineman forever". 500 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,394 And you'll know what that means soon enough! 501 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:52,485 The only staff left on site tomorrow will be Bob. 502 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:53,660 [groaning] - Damn, bro. 503 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,183 [Charn]: Fuck Bob. 504 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,705 He's a million years old, 505 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,752 he prints out his emails, and he pays for AOL. 506 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,579 - We'll take care of Bob. 507 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,625 - How are we actually supposed to leave the camp tomorrow 508 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,019 without anyone noticing? Won't they make us, like, 509 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,107 get on a bus? 510 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,674 - We all know the rules. 511 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:11,286 Anyone with pink eye quarantines for 48 hours. 512 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,897 - So, if we wake up tomorrow with pink eye, 513 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,551 we can't leave camp. 514 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,336 - That's when we execute our escape. 515 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,295 - Problem is, we don't have pink eye. 516 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,862 [murmuring in agreement] 517 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,212 [campers]: Ew. - Dude! 518 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,299 - No! - Ew! 519 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,606 - This is your last chance. 520 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,172 There's no turning back. 521 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,869 You take the blue pill, 522 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,786 a melatonin that I stole from the camp nurse's office. 523 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,918 You go to sleep, and you wake up 524 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,921 tomorrow morning, you forget all about this. 525 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:40,228 Or, you take the red pill. 526 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,667 And you stay in wonderland. 527 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:48,236 And I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. 528 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,369 - So let me get this straight, you expect us 529 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,980 to intentionally put poop particles in our face 530 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,069 so that we end up purposely geting pink eye? 531 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,940 - That is step one. 532 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,288 [rhythmic music] 533 00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,420 - Pretty good. [Jacob]: Step two. 534 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,423 The virus incubates for 12 hours. 535 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,903 When we wake up in the morning, 536 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,992 a lucky few of us will find freedom. 537 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,386 [sloshing] - Why not have an adventure? 538 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,256 [Charn]: If you don't get pink eye, 539 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,389 you shut your fucking mouth and take this conversation 540 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:11,912 with you to the grave. 541 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,347 [Sophie]: Long distance? [Jackson]: No way. 542 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,393 [Sophie]: We're like, so in love. 543 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,482 [Jacob]: Step three, parents. 544 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,962 The pink eye will give us a 48-hour head-start 545 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,964 before our families get suspicious. 546 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,358 After that, I'll be faking our deaths 547 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,360 and planting our DNA in the bag of bones 548 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,405 in Bob's fire pit. 549 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,797 - Fuck you, Mom and Dad! 550 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,364 James, I wish you weren't my brother. 551 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,148 Eat shellfish and die! 552 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,714 - Fuck ten for two. 553 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:33,890 [Charn]: Step four. Under no circumstances 554 00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,979 does this information leave this room. 555 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,459 This camp is filled with snitches. 556 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:38,939 Especially that little rat fuck Leo-- 557 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:42,377 - Well, well, well. [clapping] 558 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,032 Just as I suspected. 559 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,077 A merry band of thugs and thieves 560 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,601 here to raid our dining hall. 561 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,472 My parents paid good money for this food! 562 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,256 - Shut the fuck up, Leon! [splat] 563 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,345 [muffled screaming] 564 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,260 [heartbeat pounding] 565 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,612 [clock ticking] 566 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,744 [gurgling] 567 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:02,832 [screams] 568 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,486 [tense music] 569 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,402 - No! Fuck! I didn't get it! Fuck! 570 00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,273 - Charn? - Jacob? 571 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,058 - Well aren't you a sight for pink eyes? 572 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,581 - Goddamn, you're sexy! - Oh, thank you! 573 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,496 [excited screaming] 574 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,018 [Jackson]: Who needs to shit? 575 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,413 - Holy shit, Leon, you look like a ginormous 576 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:19,936 sunset took a shit in your eyes. 577 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,460 - Excuse me? 578 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,374 - Leon, we also don't want you to come with us 579 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:26,203 on this escape, but you know too much. 580 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,076 [adventurous music] 581 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,309 - Yeah. Conjunctivitis. 582 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,007 Can't put you on the bus today. 583 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,490 You look a little off, Udell. 584 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,188 [Leon]: Bob? May we speak in private? 585 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,146 - Leon, I don't have time today. 586 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:57,844 Danny, what's your 20? 587 00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,323 We got a situation. 588 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,501 Forget it. I'll find you. 589 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:03,850 - And I hear you, but after today, 590 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,416 that's Miss Rockhauer's problem, okay? 591 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,591 Oh, shit. - Hey, Danny boy. 592 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,767 - Yeah. - Tried to reach you 593 00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,029 on walkie. I think you're offline. 594 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,421 I'm on channel four. - Stop. 595 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,640 - It's a direct line. - Okay. 596 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,250 - Anyway, this pink eye situation 597 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,470 is really out of control. Way worse than 2000-- 598 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:17,341 - Okay, look, I have to go wave some kids goodbye, 599 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,821 if you could just give me the headline. 600 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,693 - Well, we're on a 48-hour lockdown. 601 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,738 So coverage-wise, we're working with 602 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,393 me, you, sorta thinking it was a boys night out, 603 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,221 and... thoughts on Peter from music? 604 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,223 - Okay, Bob, stop. Summer's over, all right? 605 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,007 The counsellors are clocked out. 606 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,835 - Fine, you're the director. You choose the third. 607 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,751 - No, it's just you. M'kay? 608 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,624 You think you can handle that? - Of course. 609 00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:41,278 - Right. Do not fuck this up. 610 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:47,197 [rhythmic music] 611 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,678 [Bob]: This is a stage-five quarantine. 612 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,593 You will be sheltering in place 613 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,553 for the next 48 hours. 614 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:59,166 There's three meals, two snacks, and one rule. 615 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,777 Do not leave the rooms. 616 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,608 [computer voice]: You've got mail. 617 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,479 [clicking] 618 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,221 - Lake house? 619 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,747 Oh, you did it, Bobby! 620 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,575 [Danny]: Dear Bob. 621 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,142 I'm writing to invite you to my lake house 622 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,232 to come accept a new position that shall be named 623 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,366 Director of New Camper Development. 624 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,631 In this capacity, you will be expected to manage 625 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,894 and supervise multiple projects-- 626 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,157 - I'm momentarily stepping out. 627 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,813 - Including teaching proper trust fall etiquette... 628 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,599 [Jacob and Charn]: As well as basic self defense 629 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,340 against swirlies, titty-twisters, 630 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:46,605 and other nefarious acts of the demented. 631 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:50,173 [♪ The Champ Remix ♪ by Ghostface Killah] 632 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,219 - Oh, yeah! 633 00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,438 [campers groaning] 634 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,485 - Ah! It burns! Ah! 635 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:58,965 - Move people, let's move! 636 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,357 Don't forget to grab the oral swabs, 637 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:01,532 we need oral swabs! 638 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,273 Go, go, go, go! 639 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,057 - Charn, he's too big! 640 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,669 ♪ I been doing this before Nas dropped the Nasty ♪ 641 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:10,367 ♪ My Wallos I did 'em up them bricks I sent 'em up ♪ 642 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:13,109 ♪ My raps y'all bit 'em up for that now stick 'em up ♪ 643 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,590 ♪ 10-4 good buddy Tone got his money up ♪ 644 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,548 ♪ Worth millions still bag your b---- ♪ 645 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,768 ♪ Murder my wrist couldn't take it and bailed ♪ 646 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:21,552 ♪ And left my fingers for dead told 'em ♪ 647 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,380 ♪ I ain't had nothing to do with the writing ♪ 648 00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:26,079 ♪ Now hold you down when you be squeezing that lead ♪ 649 00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,734 [screaming] - Let's go! 650 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,126 Woo! 651 00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,652 Three, two, one, lift! [grunting] 652 00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:35,741 [screaming] 653 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:40,833 [Jacob]: Guys, hop in. Hop in, here we go! 654 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:43,487 [♪] 655 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:47,100 [distant cheering] 656 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:50,407 [Danny]: Director of new camper development? 657 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,105 Um, yeah, man. I don't know. 658 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:55,325 I think this is some sort of prank or something. 659 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:56,936 Because, uh... 660 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,677 Yeah, I don't know. It says my... 661 00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,157 my email is DannyCampReal? 662 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,855 [distant pounding music] 663 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,729 You thought my email was DannyCampReal? 664 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,211 - Danny, you know how much 665 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,865 I care about this place, right? 666 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,519 - Sure. - No one cares about 667 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,956 Fineman more than me. 668 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:20,220 I... 669 00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:24,093 guess what I'm saying is I do have more to offer. 670 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,791 - Yeah, and I mean, we... 671 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,488 I mean, we love having you on the staff. 672 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,100 I mean, you've been here for what, eight? Nine summers? 673 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,451 - 26 years. 674 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,588 - That's an incredible legacy. We're really lucky. 675 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:44,723 And as much as I'd love to keep having this convo, 676 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,725 I mean, shit, you should probably 677 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,945 go check on those kids, right? Here's your email. Okay? 678 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,424 - Thanks again. - Yeah, thank you, 679 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:52,600 no, thank you, Bob. - Well, not thanks, 680 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,035 but you know how thankful I am. 681 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:57,083 - Let's fucking rain! [muffled cheering] 682 00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:01,348 [Bob]: A loyal servant, great friend... 683 00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:04,046 [Jacob]: And powerful enemy of clogged toilets. 684 00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,048 [Charn]: And therefore, whence... say that, say that. 685 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,746 [Jacob]: Oh, okay. [both]: In conclusion-- 686 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,705 [bird calling] 687 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,713 [ominous music] 688 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,151 [Jacob]: Well, I guess this wasn't here in the 20s. 689 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,507 [Sophie]: That's the longest fence I've ever seen. 690 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,945 [Jacob]: All right. We'll just, uh... 691 00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:33,946 [crow caws] 692 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,383 We'll just hop the fence. 693 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,993 - Um... 694 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:39,908 [Leon]: I don't like this. I don't like this at all. 695 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:42,432 [Jacob]: Leon, relax. It's an old sign. 696 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,826 I'm sure it's fine. Okay? 697 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:47,350 [electrical buzzing] 698 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,613 [Charn]: So, who wants to go first? 699 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,527 [crow calling] 700 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:53,052 [screaming] 701 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:56,969 - Ah! Oh, my God! [panting] 702 00:29:57,186 --> 00:30:00,494 Thank you. You saved me. 703 00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:04,498 - Some blood. 704 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:07,022 From the bird, I'm guessing. 705 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,719 - He saved her. 706 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,071 - It was nothing. No problem. 707 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,854 [bird moans] 708 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,248 [Jacob]: There's gotta be another place to... pull off. 709 00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:24,126 [dramatic music] 710 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,214 - Ah! - What? 711 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,438 - Udell... 712 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,270 [hawk screeches] 713 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,315 - Bob knows where we are! - What? 714 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,274 [Leon]: Oh, thank God! Come here, Bob! Save me! 715 00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:42,884 - Shut up! - Shut the fuck up! 716 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:43,710 - Save me! 717 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,366 [dramatic music] 718 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:51,066 - Relax, there's no way he could see us across-- 719 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:52,676 Goddammit! 720 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,548 He just eye-fucked me through the binoculars! 721 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,856 Why is he looking at me that way?! I'm a child, Bob! 722 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,248 [Jacob]: Holy shit, and he's still there. 723 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,337 - Save me! - Leon, enough! 724 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:02,947 - I was just stretching my arm! 725 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,601 - I'll stretch it for you if you don't stop it! 726 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,081 [Tali]: He'll boat over in like 40 seconds. 727 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,040 [Jacob]: Fuck. - No. I drained all the gas 728 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,391 from the boats. [Jacob]: Yes! You're a genius. 729 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,089 [sucking] 730 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:17,963 - Mother fuck, we need a plan right now! 731 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,790 - What about a hole? We could dig a hole. 732 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,183 - We don't even have a shovel, like... 733 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:22,793 - We could crawl through... 734 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,057 [Jacob]: Guys, I got it. 735 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:26,928 All the electric's coming from up there. 736 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,409 I'm gonna climb up and I'm gonna cut the power. 737 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,715 Once I do, be ready to scale. 738 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,152 - Jacob, are you insane? 739 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:35,763 - He is a mad man and we are in his cult! 740 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,199 [Charn]: Well, if you're gonna do it, go! 741 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,332 - I will not be your Manson girl! 742 00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:43,814 - There's no other way. And we are not turning back. 743 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,512 [engine rumbling] 744 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:49,037 - Don't move! That is an order! Don't move! 745 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,431 Coming for you, Udell. 746 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,174 [Leon]: Oh, God. Oh, oh God. 747 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:56,871 - Hurry the fuck up! 748 00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:58,525 [grunting] 749 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,134 [suspenseful music] 750 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:02,659 - Think you can outrun old Bobby? Think again! 751 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,269 - We got 40 seconds tops! 752 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,315 You gotta do something, Jacob! Come on, let's go! 753 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,448 [Bob]: You can run, you can hide, 754 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:11,538 but you won’t get away! [laughing] 755 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,586 - How the fuck do you turn this thing off? 756 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:18,240 [Charn]: Come on, let's go! 757 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,980 As soon as that thing turns off, 758 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,765 Sophie, you go first. - No, I'm waiting for Jackson. 759 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,941 He'll need our help. - Sophie, 760 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:24,507 Jackson isn't coming. 761 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,379 - He promised. - He's a fuck boy! 762 00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:28,903 He cheated on you all summer. 763 00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,992 [Bob]: There are delinquents across the lake! 764 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,168 I repeat, delinquents across the lake! 765 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:36,041 - Rachel Bernstein jacked him off during Finding Nemo. 766 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,086 - That's a frickin lie! - Leon? 767 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,523 - They brought a blanket, and it was 90 degrees. 768 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,874 - Marlon was finding Nemo, and he was jizzing! 769 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,572 - That fucker! 770 00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:47,400 - Okay... [snap] 771 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,141 These wires aren't connected to shit! 772 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,317 [Charn]: Nothing's happening! Just keep pulling shit! 773 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,362 [alarm bells ringing] 774 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,017 [automated voice]: Dam alert. Dam alert. 775 00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:57,888 [intercom]: Doctor Taylor... [powering down] 776 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,803 [screaming] [patient]: Help, help! 777 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,195 [loud dance music] 778 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:02,154 [Danny]: Hey, don't tell anybody, but-- 779 00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,329 [music stops] I fucked a parent 780 00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,026 in the nature shed! 781 00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,637 - Hell yeah! [cheering] 782 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:13,208 - Okay, got it! Go! Everybody climb! 783 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,209 [Charn]: Go, go, go! [shouting] 784 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:15,515 - Go, go, go, go, go! 785 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,040 [motor stops] 786 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,609 [panting] 787 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,263 - Udell! 788 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,092 - Fuck. [Charn grunting] 789 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,616 [Sophie]: Come on, hurry up! [Tali]: You got it! 790 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,182 Let's go! - Hurry up! 791 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:32,358 - I'm fucking stuck! - Use your core, Charn! 792 00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:34,360 - Shut the fuck up, I'm trying! 793 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,579 - Come on! [campers shouting] 794 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:39,104 - Just turn the power back on and let me die! 795 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:40,801 - Then we can leave! Come on, let's go! 796 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,020 [both]: No! 797 00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:43,630 [grunting] 798 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:44,935 [screaming] [Leon]: Oh, my God! 799 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,155 Oh, my God, hurry up! [screaming] 800 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:49,375 [screaming] 801 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,246 - Too slow, Bob! [grunting] 802 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:52,334 [electrical zapping] 803 00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:54,075 [groaning] 804 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,946 [screaming] Charn! Run! 805 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,426 [screaming] 806 00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:58,949 [electricity hissing] 807 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,473 [♪ Kumbayah ♪ by the Hillside Singers] 808 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,041 ♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪ 809 00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:05,304 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 810 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:10,918 ♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪ 811 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:13,703 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 812 00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:15,227 [explosions] 813 00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:18,447 ♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪ 814 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,841 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 815 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:26,238 ♪ Oh Lord Kumbayah ♪ 816 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,808 ♪ Someone's singing Lord ♪ 817 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:34,202 ♪ Kumbayah ♪ 818 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,989 ♪ Someone's singing Lord ♪ 819 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:40,469 [campers screaming] 820 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:44,865 [guttural groaning] 821 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,391 [Charn]: Ah, frick. Ah... 822 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:53,091 [flatulence] - Ugh... Son of a bitch. 823 00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:54,831 [Charn]: Is he dead? [Sophie]: Oh, fuck. 824 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:56,006 [Tali]: Oh, my God. 825 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,529 [gasps] 826 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:58,791 [Sophie]: Oh, my God! Thank God he's alive. 827 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:01,925 [♪ Over Here Over There ♪ by Dr. Dog] 828 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:09,237 ♪ I am the youngest of a family of spiders ♪ 829 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,326 ♪ I got a web... ♪ 830 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,286 [Tali]: Okay, fuck the squishy ball. 831 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,592 Marry the concept of science, 832 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,203 and kill Toy Story Two. 833 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,551 [Charn]: What the fuck? 834 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,031 [Jacob]: Wait, what?! [Leon]: No! 835 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:23,991 [Bob]: I'm still on duty at work, 836 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,079 and if I don't get back-- 837 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,212 - Slow down. Just slow down. 838 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,474 [phone ringing] - Hey, Danny, the kids 839 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,215 have been having an absolute blast. 840 00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:31,824 [Danny]: Bob, Sophie Friedman's 841 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:34,219 mom is calling me, saying no one's answering 842 00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:36,786 the infirmary phone. What's going on? 843 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,484 [Sophie]: Charness, what do you mean 844 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,268 three-state solution? 845 00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:42,749 - Hey, hey, gotta go-- Charness, sit! 846 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,403 [busy signal] 847 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,839 Miss Ephraim. 848 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,320 48 hours, I'll have Leon packed 849 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:50,757 and pink-eye free, and that's a Bob guarantee. 850 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,672 [Leon]: Would you rather be made out of carbon 851 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,239 or all hydrogen? 852 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,719 - What the hell does that even mean? 853 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,939 - There is a right answer, though. 854 00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:03,639 ♪ I felt it on the moment that I met you ♪ 855 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:05,466 [cheering] 856 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,253 ♪ And that felt like a place that I should stay ♪ 857 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:13,954 ♪ So let's just clear the air ♪ 858 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,608 [screaming] 859 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:20,526 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 860 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,746 [indistinct chatter] 861 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,968 ♪ Said I am over here ♪ 862 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,884 ♪ I'm over there ♪ 863 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:33,278 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ 864 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,932 [music fades] 865 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,023 - You know, I'm sorry about Jackson. 866 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,765 I know how it feels to have everyone but you 867 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:44,898 in on a secret. 868 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,553 Charness once farted into my Nalgene 869 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:51,470 and said I ate his ass by the transitive property. 870 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,298 As if that's how the transitive property 871 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,518 even works. Frickin' moron. 872 00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,217 - Men are pigs. 873 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,567 - Men are the whole damn barn. 874 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,744 And you know what? I'll frickin' drink to that. 875 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,922 - Not from your Nalgene, I hope. 876 00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:12,317 [Jacob]: Soldiers! The final descent is upon us! 877 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:14,232 [Charn]: Woo! 878 00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:16,756 [birdsong] 879 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:38,343 [uplifting music] 880 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,405 [chuckles] 881 00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,451 - What a run-down piece of shit. 882 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,628 - I know. It's perfect. 883 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:04,760 Let's go! 884 00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:10,679 [cheering] 885 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,161 [dust scattering] 886 00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:21,647 [birdsong] 887 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:30,830 [glass shattering] 888 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:32,919 [click] 889 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,442 [pop] 890 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,749 [Charn]: Bingo! Found the fridge! 891 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:38,794 - Let's go. 892 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,015 [door clicks] It's locked. 893 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,061 Come on! 894 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:47,542 Goddammit. 895 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,588 - I got a plan. 896 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:51,764 Everybody take cover! 897 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,027 This place is about to smell like a frat house. 898 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,856 [spritzing] 899 00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:01,687 [hissing] 900 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:05,865 [praying in Hebrew] 901 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,301 Allahu Akbar. 902 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,087 [explosion] 903 00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:12,350 [scream] 904 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:14,395 [debris clattering] 905 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:18,660 [metal creaking] 906 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,141 [off-kilter music] 907 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,238 - Holy shit. 908 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:34,328 - Guys, we hit the mother lode. 909 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,245 [Jacob]: Old wine! 910 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:41,770 [cheering] 911 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,424 - Three, two, one! 912 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:44,947 - My name is Tali-- [campers chanting] 913 00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,471 Oh, sorry. [laughing] 914 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:47,646 [Charn]: Three, two, one! 915 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,822 [all]: Soy bean. Yeah! 916 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,911 And easy cheese. Yeah! 917 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,043 - My name is Tali? - Yeah? 918 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,610 - I don't wear makeup. - Yeah. 919 00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:57,917 - Who's gonna hook up? - Yeah? 920 00:39:58,134 --> 00:39:59,701 - Charness and Jacob! [laughing] 921 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:00,746 [pounding on table] 922 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:01,747 [campers groaning] 923 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,792 [Jacob]: All right, gang! 924 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,620 The time has come for tonight's 925 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,230 evening activity. 926 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,886 And as promised, we are having a social! 927 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:12,801 [cheering] 928 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:15,021 And the theme for tonight's social... 929 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,545 Is a wedding. 930 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,896 - Who's getting married? 931 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:24,160 - Um, well, I actually, come to think of it, I was-- 932 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,335 [Sophie]: Leon? 933 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,035 Will you camp marry me? 934 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:34,127 - Well, I-I haven't met your parents yet, 935 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:36,303 but... why the hell not? 936 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,348 [cheering] 937 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,223 - Yay... Yeah! That's... what I was thinking! 938 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,660 Yeah, let's go, guys, yeah. 939 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:48,794 [♪ I'm this I'm that ♪ by Moondog] 940 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,887 From instructional swim to free swim. 941 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,456 From Old Camp to new. 942 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,459 'Til death do you part. 943 00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:04,766 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 944 00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:07,726 [cheering] 945 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,685 [laughing] 946 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,906 - Yeah! - I love being married! 947 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,081 [cheering] 948 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:18,650 ♪ I'm this I'm that ♪ 949 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,696 ♪ I'm sharp I'm flat ♪ 950 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,699 - 12 for 12! [all]: 12 for 12! 951 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:26,962 [♪] 952 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,447 [Leon]: I know how hard a wedding can be for you 953 00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:37,059 considering that your parents' love was fake. 954 00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,844 Those vows meant nothing. 955 00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:40,498 - How do you know when a guy likes you? 956 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,717 - Anyone in particular you're thinking of? 957 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:47,156 - I've been waiting for him to like, make a move, 958 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,245 but nothing's happening. 959 00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:52,292 - Dude, let's crush rap. 960 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,513 - Hell yeah, let's do it! Wait, can I do the remix part? 961 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:58,254 - Totally. How about next time? 962 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,518 - That's what you said last time. 963 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:03,216 - This place is amazing! Let's never leave! 964 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:07,046 Am I a bullfrog, 'cause it's hotter than July! 965 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,091 [Leon]: If it makes you feel any better, 966 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,832 it's usually not the kid's fault. 967 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:13,008 - I don't think it was my fault, yeah. 968 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:15,402 [Leon]: It's not because you did anything, 969 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,143 it's because you exist. 970 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,148 [Tali]: do you think he's like, embarrassed? 971 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,758 - Remix! 972 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:25,499 [Tali]: Like I'm following him around 973 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:26,935 and he doesn't even care about me? 974 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:30,852 - ♪ I'm here I'm there ♪ 975 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:34,639 ♪ I'm foul I'm fair ♪ 976 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,466 [Jacob]: Hi. - Hi. 977 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:39,295 [chuckling] 978 00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:42,995 - So, uh... whatcha thinking about? 979 00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:46,346 - I don't know. What are you thinking about? 980 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,653 [chuckling] 981 00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:56,443 - You know, at camp, 982 00:42:56,617 --> 00:43:00,186 I always tell everyone that you're the most underrated. 983 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,930 - Underrated at what? 984 00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,933 - Well, just in the rankings. 985 00:43:09,848 --> 00:43:15,331 - Well, thank you so much for seeing my potential. 986 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,681 - What? - That's really great. 987 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,507 - No, no, no, Tali. 988 00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:22,556 It wasn't meant like that, it was meant as a compliment. 989 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,037 I'm sorry. 990 00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:29,389 Wait, I don't understand, are... are you mad? 991 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:35,961 - I'm fine, I'm just... 992 00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:39,225 I should get some sleep, so... 993 00:43:39,442 --> 00:43:40,574 [confused grunt] 994 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,930 [bottle sloshing] 995 00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:53,152 [feet thud] 996 00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:15,000 [soft music] 997 00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:17,872 - Hello, my husband. [chuckling] 998 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,092 - Hello, my wife. 999 00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,399 - Have you ever danced with someone before? 1000 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,140 - No. 1001 00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:27,926 - I'll teach you. Come. 1002 00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,103 Put your hands on my waist. - Oh. 1003 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,581 - Just like that. - Okay. 1004 00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:34,497 - There you go. Now just sway side to side. 1005 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,067 There you go. Yeah, you got it. 1006 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,984 [crickets chirping] 1007 00:44:43,202 --> 00:44:46,074 [distant muffled music] 1008 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:02,525 - So, you gonna miss home? 1009 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,748 - My whole family thinks they're so smart 1010 00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,707 and I'm the fuck up. 1011 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,928 I guess they decided they were done with me. 1012 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:18,411 But hey, looks like I'm done with them, too. 1013 00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:23,416 - Well, I think you're smart. 1014 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,419 Like that one time when you forgot your line 1015 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,073 in the play, and did the Star Wars 1016 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:29,727 impression instead. 1017 00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,772 Like, you're really inventive. 1018 00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,645 [Yoda voice]: Thank you, I must. 1019 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,560 [chuckling] 1020 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,955 - So... do you miss New York? 1021 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:44,829 I bet you have all sorts of cool things waiting for you. 1022 00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:46,613 Is it true that your best friends 1023 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,180 are all older DJs? 1024 00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:50,965 [scoffs] - No. 1025 00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:54,273 My home friends are all kind of the same. 1026 00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:57,537 It's nice to feel special at camp. 1027 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,975 - You know I also invented the remix part. 1028 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:03,456 - Like, of the crush rap? - Yeah. 1029 00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:06,372 - That's the best part. - I know. 1030 00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:09,984 But Jacob's whole point is like... 1031 00:46:10,202 --> 00:46:11,812 He said it's better if he does it, 1032 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,162 'cause it's more of a surprise. 1033 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,817 - But what's the surprise? 1034 00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:19,385 Doesn't he do it every time? 1035 00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,955 - Thank you again for marrying me. 1036 00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:28,002 It multiplies my cool factor by like 1,000. 1037 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,396 - Don't listen to what the guys say. 1038 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,661 Trust me, when you're older, 1039 00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,142 you'll be cooler than all of them. 1040 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,408 - Hope you're right. But for now, 1041 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:44,976 the only thing that'll make you cool to them 1042 00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:48,849 is if you have your penis manipulated by a girl's hand. 1043 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:50,764 - You mean a handjob? 1044 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,419 - Mm-hmm. The devil's handshake. 1045 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,901 - If you want, 1046 00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,033 you can tell the guys you got one. 1047 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:00,208 From me. 1048 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:02,428 - But why would I say that? 1049 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:06,432 - Sometimes, you just gotta fake it 'til you make it. 1050 00:47:06,649 --> 00:47:08,826 - Okay, swear you won't tell anyone? 1051 00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:10,828 - I won't. - Like at all? 1052 00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,351 - I won't. - Please. 1053 00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:15,049 - What'd you do? 1054 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,792 - I just, I did this dumb thing at school 1055 00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:23,797 where I told everyone I had this boyfriend from camp, 1056 00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:26,191 and that he was this hot French boy 1057 00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:28,149 who'd like, serenade me, 1058 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:32,066 and was just like, obsessed with me. 1059 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,678 Named Jacques. 1060 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,856 - Wait. You mean Jacques-ob? 1061 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,467 [soft muffled music continues] 1062 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,775 - Then the girls were suspicious 1063 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,691 and thought I was lying and asked to meet him, 1064 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,868 so I said that we broke up 1065 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:52,913 and he went crazy from the heartbreak, 1066 00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:55,698 and was sent away to a mental institution. 1067 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,091 - Well played. 1068 00:47:57,309 --> 00:47:58,963 - Not really. 1069 00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,703 They figured it out. 1070 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,750 And then everyone treated me like shit. 1071 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,409 - Is that when you started talking to Alan the stalker? 1072 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:14,413 - Yeah, there's also no Alan. 1073 00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:17,285 Sorry about 1074 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,244 lying about that too. 1075 00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:23,639 I'm sorry. 1076 00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:26,468 - I don't give a shit. 1077 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,297 I'm the same guy that catfished his principal 1078 00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:32,474 pretending to be a 42-year-old hooker named Kathy. 1079 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,956 - Like, I told everyone from home 1080 00:48:36,174 --> 00:48:39,394 that I had this guy from camp that was obsessed with me, 1081 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,657 and everyone from camp 1082 00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:45,052 that I had this guy from home that was obsessed with me. 1083 00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:47,489 But, really, 1084 00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:50,101 no one's thinking about me. 1085 00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,625 - I mean... 1086 00:48:53,843 --> 00:48:55,454 I think about you. 1087 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:10,034 [chuckling] 1088 00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,935 [Yoda voice]: Kissed you, I have. 1089 00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:43,545 [chuckles] 1090 00:49:43,763 --> 00:49:46,722 Lord Anakin, don't slaughter the children! 1091 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:52,598 [coughs] 1092 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,950 - 0 600. Base... 1093 00:49:58,256 --> 00:50:00,171 Secured. 1094 00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,784 As the captain... 1095 00:50:07,439 --> 00:50:09,267 [radio static] 1096 00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:11,008 [Jacob]: The darkness 1097 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:13,749 is his worst enemy. 1098 00:50:13,967 --> 00:50:15,577 [static] 1099 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:16,622 - Udell. 1100 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,668 Where are you? Pick up! 1101 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,105 I'm coming to get you. 1102 00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:36,903 - That won't be necessary. 1103 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:40,298 - Well, enjoy tonight. Truly. 1104 00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:44,345 'Cause when I find you tomorrow, it's all over. 1105 00:50:46,347 --> 00:50:48,654 - You wish, Bob. We're gonna-- 1106 00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:52,005 - No, no, no. Not for them. For you. 1107 00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:53,572 Yeah, I heard your parents 1108 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,791 don't want you coming back next summer. 1109 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,184 - They're still deciding! 1110 00:50:57,402 --> 00:50:58,707 - No, it's decided. 1111 00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,448 They emailed the camp office 1112 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,276 to withdraw you and everything. 1113 00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:08,152 [somber music] 1114 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:13,983 [static] 1115 00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:17,030 Got your attention, huh? Good. 1116 00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,381 'Cause I'm about to make you an offer 1117 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,253 one time and one time only. 1118 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:26,822 I'm currently in Danny's office holding a ring of keys. 1119 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,738 And one of these little buggers 1120 00:51:29,956 --> 00:51:32,263 opens Danny's lock box full of petty cash. 1121 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,702 Added all up, and I would say it's quite a haul. 1122 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:41,315 To the tune of, hmm, eight, nine grand. 1123 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,014 That kind of coin would get you, maybe... 1124 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,495 One more summer at camp? 1125 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,109 Could be useful in event 1126 00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:54,720 your "run away forever" plan doesn't work out. 1127 00:51:57,026 --> 00:52:00,595 - No deal, Bob, I'm not taking your fucking bribe. 1128 00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:02,771 I'd never sell out my Dillos. 1129 00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:07,124 - You know, Udell, you and I aren't that different. 1130 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,040 I bet in another life we could've been friends. 1131 00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:13,130 - Yeah. And in another life, 1132 00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:15,001 maybe my parents would like each other. 1133 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:16,829 And I would have a four inch dick. 1134 00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:21,355 - I've been doing this a long time. 1135 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,663 I love camp more than anything too, Udell. 1136 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,100 Why do you think I stuck around so long? 1137 00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:30,625 Nah, I see myself in you, kid. 1138 00:52:31,844 --> 00:52:34,020 - We couldn't be more different. 1139 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,022 You sit alone in the woods, 1140 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:38,938 and I've got my Dillos keeping me alive and strong. 1141 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,679 - You want to know how this ends, Udell? 1142 00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:43,551 I win, you lose. 1143 00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,814 - You're never gonna find us, Bob. 1144 00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:49,383 Not today, not tomorrow. 1145 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,733 We're gonna make it. 1146 00:52:51,951 --> 00:52:55,911 'Cause we've got everything we need to survive. 1147 00:52:56,825 --> 00:52:58,914 [chuckling] 1148 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:11,275 [birdsong] 1149 00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:21,459 [Sophie]: You okay, big man? 1150 00:53:21,676 --> 00:53:23,374 [groans] 1151 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,552 - Okay, so, ideally, 1152 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:30,468 we wouldn't have gone through all our snacks in one night. 1153 00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:32,644 But now, we get to see 1154 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:35,603 what Old Camp pantry really has to offer. 1155 00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,518 Exhibit A. 1156 00:53:37,736 --> 00:53:41,218 Tali, peanut butter jelly time? 1157 00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,263 - Yeah, I guess. 1158 00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:48,616 [imitates fanfare] 1159 00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:50,227 - Ew. - Oh, god. 1160 00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,620 - Looks a little darker than usual. 1161 00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:54,100 - Is all the food expired? 1162 00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:56,058 - No, it just, this is just how they used to 1163 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,104 make peanut butter before it got all woke. 1164 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:00,454 - Jacob, it smells like my dog's asshole. 1165 00:54:01,455 --> 00:54:03,849 Aw, I miss my dog. 1166 00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:05,764 - Smells like my Nana when they found her body. 1167 00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,287 All mushy. 1168 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,465 - She would've been proud of the woman you became. 1169 00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:13,293 - What the fuck? 1170 00:54:14,555 --> 00:54:15,817 [sinister music] 1171 00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:17,819 [sloshing] 1172 00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,345 [Charn]: Don't, just don't. 1173 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:27,786 - Yeah, I... I like it. 1174 00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:29,918 [coughing] 1175 00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:31,267 What else do we have? 1176 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,270 - Maybe like the beginning of a salad? 1177 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,096 - Cook this guy up. 1178 00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:36,490 [Jacob]: The hell is that?! [Leon]: I am not eating that! 1179 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:37,622 - Jesus. - No! 1180 00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:39,667 - Relax, I'd remove the eyes. 1181 00:54:39,885 --> 00:54:43,584 - Well I found a can of tomatoes! 1182 00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:45,412 [splash] 1183 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,284 [Charn]: Hey, man, are you sure 1184 00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:48,676 this water's okay to fish in? 1185 00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:49,982 It looks like it's full of shit. 1186 00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:51,984 I feel like the rat was a good idea, 1187 00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:53,594 you didn't really give it a chance. 1188 00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:56,075 - Charness, just fish, please. 1189 00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:05,432 - Hey, did uh, did Tali say anything to you last night? 1190 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,955 Like, about me? 1191 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,307 - Nothing I can remember. 1192 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:12,309 Did something happen? 1193 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:14,485 - Well, which one's second base? 1194 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:17,183 - You went to second base? 1195 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:18,880 - No, I wouldn't kiss and tell, 1196 00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:20,491 I'm just wondering, generally. 1197 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,754 - First base, kissing with tongue, and moaning. 1198 00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:26,323 Second base, tits out, no bulge, kissing and moaning. 1199 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,977 Third base, you lick her butthole 1200 00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:30,849 and then you have dinner with her parents. 1201 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:32,416 Did you do that? 1202 00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,731 Well, actually, I was going to say... 1203 00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:46,560 Tali's actually gotten a lot cooler 1204 00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:48,780 and funnier than I remembered. 1205 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,707 - Oh Dillos! 1206 00:56:05,797 --> 00:56:07,233 What the fuck? 1207 00:56:07,973 --> 00:56:09,148 [dramatic music] 1208 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,889 - Morning, gents. 1209 00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:22,074 I'd say I told you so, but I think it's pretty damn clear. 1210 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:24,337 - How did you find us? 1211 00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:27,384 - You stole the map to old camp. 1212 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,212 "Oh, let's do camp forever. 1213 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,866 What a sustainable long-term plan." 1214 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,260 You know there's a rat carcass on the barbecue? 1215 00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:36,175 Those things carry Ebola, right? 1216 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:40,397 Leon. What the hell happened to you? 1217 00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:43,095 - Sophie stroked my penis. 1218 00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,100 - Okay. 1219 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:55,673 Come on. 1220 00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,370 You know this plan was doomed. 1221 00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,154 Didn't you, Udell? 1222 00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:03,724 - Okay, fine. I'll take the deal. 1223 00:57:07,641 --> 00:57:09,991 [laughter] - 1224 00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:12,994 Kid, it's way too late for that. 1225 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:14,735 But if it makes you feel any better, 1226 00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:17,042 I was never gonna give you that cash in the first place. 1227 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,826 [Tali]: Jacob, what's he talking about? 1228 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:20,959 [Bob]: Your fearless leader didn't tell you? 1229 00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:23,962 Jacob's not coming back next year, 1230 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,964 his parents won't shell out the dough. 1231 00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:28,575 - Is that true? 1232 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,104 - Yeah. He knew that. 1233 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:39,412 And now, no one's coming back next summer! 1234 00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:45,810 Unless, starting right now, 1235 00:57:46,027 --> 00:57:49,422 you obey my every word. 1236 00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:51,642 I am bringing you back to camp 1237 00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:54,209 where you will sit in the infirmary 1238 00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:55,776 like God's perfect angels 1239 00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:57,169 until your parents arrive. 1240 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:00,694 And then... 1241 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,523 we write this off as our little secret. 1242 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:07,396 - Sounds like a bribe so you don't get fired. 1243 00:58:07,571 --> 00:58:08,701 - Astute. 1244 00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:10,965 Udell, I think I speak for everyone 1245 00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:13,490 when I say we're gonna miss that keen intuition 1246 00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,230 when you're gone next year. 1247 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:20,627 All right. Let's go. Hey, Jake! 1248 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,934 Angus, don't move! Nobody move! Jacob! 1249 00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:24,370 [grunting] 1250 00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:27,591 Come on! Jacob! Udell, be reasonable. 1251 00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:30,985 [engine starts] 1252 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,552 [Jacob screams] 1253 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:34,119 [Bob screams] 1254 00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:37,557 [both screaming] 1255 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,038 - What the fuck! 1256 00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:42,040 - Whoa, whoa! 1257 00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,695 - Holy shit! Get off the hood! 1258 00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:46,523 - Stop! - Never! 1259 00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:49,177 [rock music] 1260 00:58:49,395 --> 00:58:50,439 - Ah! Stop! 1261 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,267 - You're too old for camp, Bob! 1262 00:58:52,485 --> 00:58:53,660 - You think you're tough? - No! 1263 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,183 - You think you're gonna break me? 1264 00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:56,924 - Mow him down, Jacob! 1265 00:58:57,142 --> 00:59:00,275 [screaming] 1266 00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:02,495 - Get the fuck off, Bob! 1267 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:04,541 I'm gonna buck you! 1268 00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:05,889 - You're gonna what me? 1269 00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:07,413 - I'm gonna buck you off the hood! 1270 00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:08,849 [screaming] 1271 00:59:09,067 --> 00:59:09,807 [Bob]: Evil, evil child! 1272 00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,678 - Cuddles. 1273 00:59:14,725 --> 00:59:16,422 [Jacob]: I think there's something on my windshield. 1274 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:17,989 [screaming] 1275 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:19,556 [Bob]: You got the devil in you! 1276 00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:22,080 You little prick! 1277 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:25,518 - Yes! 1278 00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:26,563 - You're gonna kill us! 1279 00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:28,042 [tires squealing] 1280 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,566 [Bob screaming] 1281 00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:31,437 [music builds] 1282 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:32,830 - Bye-bye, Bobby! 1283 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:35,876 - Whoa! 1284 00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:37,617 [screaming] 1285 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:42,753 [campers scream] 1286 00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:45,146 - Oh my God! 1287 00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,235 [dramatic music] 1288 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,585 - Did he fucking kill him? 1289 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,369 - No, no, no, no. I can't go to prison. 1290 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:51,848 I can't go to prison! 1291 00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,807 - Guys like me don't make it out of juvie. 1292 00:59:54,025 --> 00:59:56,027 [clattering] 1293 00:59:58,986 --> 01:00:03,034 [intense music] 1294 01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:05,689 - Nobody move. 1295 01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:07,604 - Oh, fuck, he's alive. 1296 01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,040 - Everybody run! 1297 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,138 - I'll protect you. 1298 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:24,490 For my wife! 1299 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:25,970 [grunts] 1300 01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:26,927 - Leon! 1301 01:00:27,754 --> 01:00:30,627 - Leon! Leon! 1302 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:31,932 Leon! 1303 01:00:33,325 --> 01:00:35,327 [shouting] 1304 01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:36,371 [spits] 1305 01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,591 - Fineman forever! 1306 01:00:39,897 --> 01:00:41,072 [panting] 1307 01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:42,290 - Shit. 1308 01:00:44,379 --> 01:00:46,860 [stream babbling] 1309 01:00:48,993 --> 01:00:51,952 [birdsong] 1310 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,317 - Hi. Thank you. 1311 01:01:12,886 --> 01:01:16,498 [soft music] 1312 01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:21,155 - Pretty badass, right? 1313 01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,071 - Leon. 1314 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,556 The last 24 hours has been so, so great. 1315 01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:31,992 - Agreed. 1316 01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:34,691 - But, I have to go back to the city. 1317 01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:37,737 And, Leon, you're ten. 1318 01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:39,434 And you live in Georgia. 1319 01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:44,309 - Wait, we're breaking up? 1320 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,006 - I am in so deep right now. 1321 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,139 I screwed up at work big time. 1322 01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:51,142 And if I can't find a way to fix this 1323 01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:53,274 and I lose my job, then... 1324 01:01:56,321 --> 01:02:00,064 Then there's truly nothing left for me. 1325 01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:03,023 - I don't want to go home. 1326 01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:06,897 - Leon, we can still be friends. 1327 01:02:08,202 --> 01:02:12,250 - Sophie, you're making the biggest fucking mistake. 1328 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,123 - I have 150 kids who just... 1329 01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:20,214 absolutely hate me. 1330 01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:21,954 - All it really takes is just 1331 01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:23,783 love 'em, feed 'em, and put a Band-Aid on their knee. 1332 01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,178 It's really not so complicated. 1333 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,747 - Oh, put a Band-Aid on their knee? 1334 01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,399 - Yeah. 1335 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,445 - You forgot about the part where they defraud you 1336 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,490 and run you over with your own truck. 1337 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:38,450 [Leon]: Life's a bitch, Bob. Get in line. 1338 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:42,367 - I'm locking you in. Good day, good night. 1339 01:02:47,111 --> 01:02:49,113 My key. Where's my key? 1340 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,815 - So you're gonna steal 8,000 dollars 1341 01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,555 to pay for camp next summer, 1342 01:02:57,556 --> 01:02:59,601 and your parents aren't gonna ask where you got it? 1343 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,081 - Of course they will. 1344 01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:02,648 That's why I'm gonna break it up 1345 01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:04,302 into a bunch of 18 dollar checks. 1346 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:05,869 Say it's Bar Mitzvah gifts. 1347 01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:07,608 It's called money laundering. 1348 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:11,091 This mission has now gone from a runaway to a robbery. 1349 01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,615 No one is getting kicked out of camp today. 1350 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,531 Bob needs this to go away as much as we do. 1351 01:03:16,749 --> 01:03:18,795 So all you guys have to do 1352 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,840 is get back to camp tomorrow morning before parents arrive. 1353 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:22,755 And then I'll steal the cash box 1354 01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,452 and be able to pay for my own camp. 1355 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,194 - Look, you're a total bitch 1356 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:29,414 for not telling us about next summer. 1357 01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,764 - Agreed. Same page. I'm a bitch. 1358 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,940 - But, you did throw Bob through a wall, 1359 01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:35,637 which was on the list of things 1360 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,422 I need to see before I die. 1361 01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:40,381 I think we need to keep pushing forward. 1362 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:43,080 - Yes! Thank you, Charn. 1363 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,560 - Look, good things have been happening to all of us. 1364 01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,694 Not just you. Right, Tali? 1365 01:03:51,653 --> 01:03:52,916 - I guess that's true. 1366 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,878 - Okay. Great. 1367 01:04:00,184 --> 01:04:03,013 So, I was thinking we head west 1368 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,189 towards Hanlin's Peak. 1369 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,147 [Charn]: Dude, Hanlin's Peak is like, cliffs. 1370 01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,453 Gimme that. 1371 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,759 Combe's Bay is way flatter, and-- 1372 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,718 - That is way too long, Charn. 1373 01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,024 - It's really not. 1374 01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:17,505 - Come on. Let's go. 1375 01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:23,860 [tense music] 1376 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:26,732 - You're not touching that cash, you miserable turd. 1377 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,387 Oh, God dammit, why's he back early? 1378 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:32,738 - Hey, Danny-O! 1379 01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,522 Thought I wasn't seeing you 'til morning. 1380 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,046 [chuckles] Miss me too much? 1381 01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:38,178 - No, I just thought it'd be less of a hassle 1382 01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:39,744 if I sleep here tonight. 1383 01:04:39,745 --> 01:04:41,660 You know, in case the parents come over early. 1384 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,009 - Oh, speaking of heading in, 1385 01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:44,532 I'd love to come inside 1386 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,578 and see how the big man gets comfy. 1387 01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:49,624 - I'm gonna go in here-- 1388 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,321 - I can light you up a fire, 1389 01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:52,671 come inside and leave right after I light the fire. 1390 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:53,976 - No, it's good, okay? 1391 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:55,979 You should go to the infirmary. Okay? 1392 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,763 - Uh-huh. Night-night. 1393 01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:00,157 - Yes. Do not come in here. At all. Ever. 1394 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:01,941 Thank you. 1395 01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:09,949 [sly music] 1396 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,387 - Bob? 1397 01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:15,476 [screams] 1398 01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:18,740 [Jacob]: Ah, so, I think the problem 1399 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,786 was that the MI stands for miles 1400 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:21,918 and not minutes. 1401 01:05:22,135 --> 01:05:23,223 My mistake, sorry. 1402 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,358 [Charn]: So we're lost. Cool. 1403 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:31,144 - What? No, we're fine. We're fine, okay? 1404 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,929 - Well, I guess the map didn't mention 1405 01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,756 the giant fucking cliff. 1406 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:38,935 Or did it? 1407 01:05:40,893 --> 01:05:42,112 Did it? 1408 01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:44,549 - No. No it didn't. 1409 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,768 - Yeah, this is a dead end. 1410 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,727 - Look, I have a plan. 1411 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,470 If we go down slowly, and maybe go to that ridge-- 1412 01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:54,079 - Great, why don't you do your plan, 1413 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,952 and Tal and I will just meet you back at the-- 1414 01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:58,606 - Okay, stop. When did you start calling her "Tal,"? 1415 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,957 - Well, I mean, that's what you call her. 1416 01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:03,437 - What are you gonna do next? Hook up? 1417 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:07,789 - What if we did? 1418 01:06:10,879 --> 01:06:13,273 - Wow. Just... 1419 01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:17,495 I can't believe you chose him. 1420 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,237 - Okay. Fuck you! - Charness! 1421 01:06:20,454 --> 01:06:21,847 - You wanna write home? 1422 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,109 [Tali]: Guys, stop it! 1423 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,371 Should we get out the typewriter? 1424 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,373 - Fucker! 1425 01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,375 - Dear mom and dad. Ding! 1426 01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:30,508 Jacob is a psycho piece of shit 1427 01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,553 who only cares about being in charge. 1428 01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:34,293 Ding! [Tali]: Enough! 1429 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,209 - He won't eat anything spicier than a green pepper 1430 01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:39,125 and he once jerked off to a picture of his aunt! 1431 01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:40,997 - I told you that in private! 1432 01:06:41,171 --> 01:06:44,261 - I don't care! - She wasn't blood related! 1433 01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:45,392 [grunts] 1434 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:47,003 And dear Mom and Dad. 1435 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:49,005 Charness is a jealous dick... - Stop it! 1436 01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:51,398 Who faked his nut allergy for attention. 1437 01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:54,793 And he only likes Tali because he wants to be me! 1438 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,098 [Tali]: Guys, stop it! 1439 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:58,014 - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! - 1440 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,450 - Get off! 1441 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,017 - I know your life sucks 1442 01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:02,018 'cause you don't have any friends. 1443 01:07:02,235 --> 01:07:03,193 - I do have friends. 1444 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:04,629 - Yeah, like you have parents. 1445 01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,718 - Well at least my parents don't hate me. 1446 01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:08,459 - Why are you always in charge? 1447 01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:10,461 You think I'm the one who follows you? 1448 01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,332 I came up with the fucking crush rap. 1449 01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,900 Your remix ideas are aggressively unfunny. 1450 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,162 I literally have a notebook 1451 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,598 full of ideas that are way better. 1452 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,296 Number one, Obama and Shabbat. 1453 01:07:19,513 --> 01:07:20,514 Number two, Danny if he was Jamaican. 1454 01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,081 Do you have any? 1455 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:26,390 Come on. Give us an idea. Give us an original idea. 1456 01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:31,830 No? I'll go. 1457 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,309 Yoda as Kim Jong Un. 1458 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:36,226 Minion porn. Taylor Swift trying to juggle. 1459 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:39,011 - Fine. Take the remix. I don't care. 1460 01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:41,057 - Oh, my God, you are such a fucking liar. 1461 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:42,709 - No I'm not! 1462 01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,451 - Dude, you ruin any good relationship in your life. 1463 01:07:47,411 --> 01:07:49,456 [grunts] 1464 01:07:49,674 --> 01:07:51,589 - Dude! What the fuck? Give those back! 1465 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,504 [Tali]: What are you doing? - No! 1466 01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:58,074 [distant clatter] 1467 01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:01,294 - Now you and all your friends can go find it. 1468 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,081 - Fuck you! 1469 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:12,218 - Tal, let's go. 1470 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,355 - Wait. Please, wait, Tal, please, help me. 1471 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,965 - That's all I ever do. 1472 01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,316 Are you ever once gonna think about me? 1473 01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:25,101 I wanted to be with you so bad 1474 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:28,060 I literally started pretending we were together. 1475 01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:30,671 - Yeah. Except she had to make you seem way cooler 1476 01:08:30,889 --> 01:08:32,019 than you actually are. 1477 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,544 She made up this entire backstory 1478 01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:35,067 about how you were a hot French psycho! 1479 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:36,373 - Shut up! 1480 01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,766 - Why did you not tell me about that? 1481 01:08:38,984 --> 01:08:40,899 - Because it's humiliating. 1482 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,292 - Almost as humiliating 1483 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:44,903 as you hooking up with my best friend. 1484 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,382 - Come on. 1485 01:08:46,383 --> 01:08:48,907 We only did that because we were mad at you. 1486 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,650 - Ow. 1487 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:56,349 - I mean... 1488 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,525 You know what I mean. 1489 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:01,659 - Yeah. 1490 01:09:05,706 --> 01:09:07,317 [Tali]: I wanna go home. 1491 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:17,936 [sad music] 1492 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:29,382 [birdsong] 1493 01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:36,520 [crickets] 1494 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,674 - Where's Udell? 1495 01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:04,287 - Your guess is as good as ours. 1496 01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:08,552 For real. 1497 01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:11,859 - Get in. 1498 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,084 [door shutting] 1499 01:10:24,002 --> 01:10:25,264 [radio static] 1500 01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,223 - Udell, can you hear me? 1501 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,793 Udell, you there? 1502 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,144 Can you hear me? 1503 01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:43,456 Whatever you're running away from, 1504 01:10:45,893 --> 01:10:47,982 staying back here ain't gonna fix it. 1505 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,117 [static] 1506 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,858 You can still turn this around. 1507 01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:56,469 It's not too late. You know? 1508 01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:59,559 I built my whole life around staying at camp. 1509 01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:03,215 Sounds dreamy until you wake up and realize 1510 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:05,652 you got nothing left to live for. 1511 01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:09,047 [Jacob]: Bob. 1512 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,918 You don't think that I have a plan? 1513 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,877 I am getting that cash. 1514 01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:15,140 And tomorrow morning, before parents arrive, 1515 01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:18,317 I will be at the infirmary with the money in my hand. 1516 01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:20,188 Because next summer, 1517 01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:23,235 I am going back to camp. 1518 01:11:23,409 --> 01:11:25,237 It's a lose-lose for you, Bob. 1519 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,588 Either you lose 8,000 dollars, 1520 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,374 or you admit to losing five kids. 1521 01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:35,160 Either way, you are done. 1522 01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,640 - Okay. 1523 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:40,948 Looks like we're gonna do this the hard way. 1524 01:11:42,515 --> 01:11:45,562 One of us is leaving camp tomorrow for good. 1525 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,565 And newsflash, it's not gonna be me! 1526 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,394 You got that Udell? 1527 01:11:52,786 --> 01:11:55,006 You ready to pack that duffel one last time? 1528 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:58,705 Ready to take that last walk across Foster Field? 1529 01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,666 Udell? 1530 01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:05,712 Udell? 1531 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:13,590 [dramatic music] 1532 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,723 - Let's fucking go. 1533 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,120 [off kilter music] 1534 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,340 [groans] 1535 01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:27,952 - Shit! 1536 01:12:38,266 --> 01:12:42,183 [sinister music] 1537 01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:03,727 [Jacob]: From Danny's cabin 1538 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:07,208 all the way to the infirmary. 1539 01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:20,526 [soft music] 1540 01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,971 [dramatic note] 1541 01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:37,151 - I got your nose, weasel. 1542 01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:39,023 - Excuse me! 1543 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,547 - Oh, you must be Leon's parents. What a pleasure. 1544 01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,680 Look, I'm sorry, I have to step out, so I-- 1545 01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:45,725 - We just wanted to do a quick comparison 1546 01:13:45,943 --> 01:13:47,335 of your camp's pink-eye protocols 1547 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:48,989 with those of the CDC. 1548 01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:50,077 - Okay. 1549 01:13:50,295 --> 01:13:54,212 [tense music] 1550 01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:58,782 [breathing heavily] - I believe that we will win. 1551 01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,872 I believe that we will win. 1552 01:14:11,664 --> 01:14:14,798 [tense music building] 1553 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,116 - Here, kitty, kitty. 1554 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,517 Mother f-- 1555 01:14:38,735 --> 01:14:39,649 [music sting] 1556 01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:42,129 [panting] 1557 01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:47,831 [motor rumbling] 1558 01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:04,500 [Bob]: What, did you forget where the infirmary was? 1559 01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:08,678 [engine roars] 1560 01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:13,030 [dramatic music] 1561 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,572 - Where are the harnesses? No! 1562 01:15:35,095 --> 01:15:36,923 [engine slows] 1563 01:15:37,141 --> 01:15:39,883 - Udell! Just get down. 1564 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,928 I'll get you camp. 1565 01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:45,453 You can keep the money! 1566 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,194 Udell, please. 1567 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,023 - Three, two-- Ah! 1568 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,590 - Shit. 1569 01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:55,638 - Woo! 1570 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,120 Fuck you, Bob! 1571 01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:03,080 - Udell! You've gone insane! 1572 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,517 - Fastest way across camp! 1573 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,475 Come on! 1574 01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,610 [zip line rasping] 1575 01:16:11,828 --> 01:16:12,742 No, no, no! 1576 01:16:12,959 --> 01:16:14,570 [grunting] 1577 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,139 - Whoa! 1578 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,752 Bobby's coming. 1579 01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:31,412 [tires screech] 1580 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,677 - Whoa, Bob! Slow down there, buddy! 1581 01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:37,375 - I got a kid to save, you prick! 1582 01:16:38,898 --> 01:16:41,640 - So, would you like to head to the infirmary? 1583 01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:43,555 - Yeah, sounds good. - Yeah, come on. 1584 01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:45,296 [screaming] 1585 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,734 Fuck! 1586 01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:52,477 Help! Please! Somebody! 1587 01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:54,435 - Let's go! 1588 01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:58,614 [grunting] 1589 01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:02,008 [intense music] 1590 01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:10,451 - Trust! Trust! Somebody! 1591 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,018 Trust! 1592 01:17:12,236 --> 01:17:14,151 [groaning] 1593 01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,631 Trust! 1594 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,329 - Fall! 1595 01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:21,549 [grunts] 1596 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,293 [groaning] 1597 01:17:34,084 --> 01:17:38,958 [ethereal music] 1598 01:17:50,187 --> 01:17:52,711 - Dangerous! Irresponsible! 1599 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:55,627 Are you fucking insane? 1600 01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:58,543 You could've been killed! Like... 1601 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,633 Why are you like this? 1602 01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:03,155 Holy... 1603 01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:05,463 Okay, sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Sorry. 1604 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,292 Actually, no, I'm not sorry. You should be sorry. 1605 01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:11,295 Now go sit down there. Now. 1606 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:13,558 Sit down there. Don't move. 1607 01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:19,520 [door opens] 1608 01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:26,919 [grunts] 1609 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:40,716 - Hey. Get your leg up. 1610 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,726 This'll probably sting a little. 1611 01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:53,380 [groans] 1612 01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:55,165 That's a good one. 1613 01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:01,649 [soft music] 1614 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,350 There you go. 1615 01:19:10,006 --> 01:19:11,485 [sniffles] 1616 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,403 - I'm sorry about your car. 1617 01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:19,755 - Makes two of us. 1618 01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:26,674 - And I'm sorry your wife left you at the altar 1619 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,852 'cause you circumcised too much of your-- 1620 01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:31,462 - Appreciate it. 1621 01:19:34,421 --> 01:19:35,988 You know, Udell. 1622 01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:38,208 You stay at camp long enough, 1623 01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:40,688 you start to realize 1624 01:19:42,647 --> 01:19:45,432 part of what makes it all magic 1625 01:19:47,739 --> 01:19:49,175 is that it ends. 1626 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:56,835 [Mark]: Jacob. 1627 01:19:59,664 --> 01:20:00,926 Let's go to the car. 1628 01:20:03,233 --> 01:20:04,887 [door opens] 1629 01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:18,683 [sobbing] 1630 01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,948 [♪ All of My Friends ♪ by River Whyless] 1631 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:26,778 ♪ All of my friends got hooked up last night ♪ 1632 01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:28,431 [Mark]: Hi, guys! 1633 01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:30,826 [Dana]: Hey! Jacob, I'm so glad to finally meet you. 1634 01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:36,353 - Yeah. Jacob, you remember Gordon. 1635 01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:38,398 - Hey, Jacob! - Hello. 1636 01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:42,576 - Okay! - Let's get inside. Yeah. 1637 01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:49,322 ♪ Show me what a body feels like in my hands ♪ 1638 01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:53,544 ♪ It's hard to remember ♪ 1639 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,158 ♪ I've been looking for a new god of some kind ♪ 1640 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,553 [Jacob]: Either of you want a snack? We've got pasta. 1641 01:21:02,770 --> 01:21:04,685 - Oh. - That's... thank you. 1642 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,818 - Yeah, I made it myself. 1643 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:09,429 - Wow! Thank you. - Yeah. 1644 01:21:12,258 --> 01:21:16,262 - I just wanted to really formally apologize. 1645 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,655 For everything. 1646 01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:21,441 And I'm gonna make it up. I promise. 1647 01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:24,531 I'll, I'll, I'll mow lawns. I'll become a house cleaner. 1648 01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:26,925 Jaylen's really good with crypto, so I-- 1649 01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:28,579 - Okay, hey, Jacob, relax, it's okay. 1650 01:21:28,796 --> 01:21:30,189 - It's just... 1651 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:34,715 I know I screwed it up with like everyone. 1652 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:39,764 ♪ All of my friends got hooked up last night ♪ 1653 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:46,292 ♪ Now I'm feeling lost too maybe when the bees come ♪ 1654 01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:49,861 ♪ Maybe when the bees come ♪ 1655 01:21:51,863 --> 01:21:53,996 - You are the greatest thing 1656 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:56,476 that has ever happened to both of us. 1657 01:21:56,694 --> 01:21:59,479 - That's right. Yeah, things are different, 1658 01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,091 but that doesn't mean they have to be worse. 1659 01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:05,050 - But you have to give it a real try. 1660 01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:06,704 - Yeah. 1661 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,401 ♪ Tell me now when this went wrong ♪ 1662 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:11,622 ♪ Tell me now when our words became empty ♪ 1663 01:22:12,797 --> 01:22:16,496 ♪ It was a cold sentence maybe I'm a helpless thing ♪ 1664 01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:21,284 ♪ It was a cold sentence maybe I'm a helpless thing ♪ 1665 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,120 - Hey. 1666 01:22:32,425 --> 01:22:33,600 Mind if I join? 1667 01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:35,341 - Magic club's open to all. 1668 01:22:37,517 --> 01:22:40,303 Today may just be lower attendance. 1669 01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:43,610 Probably a busy week for people. 1670 01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:45,351 - What's in this one? 1671 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,445 - Give it a shake. 1672 01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:55,187 [rattles] 1673 01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:56,580 [chuckles] 1674 01:22:56,797 --> 01:22:58,321 You're a natural. 1675 01:22:58,538 --> 01:22:59,844 I guess it runs in the family. 1676 01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,717 Oh, hey Seamus. 1677 01:23:03,935 --> 01:23:05,763 Great to see you. This is Jacob. 1678 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:08,113 He got exploding dice on the first try. 1679 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:09,767 - Nice to meet you. 1680 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:14,119 So, are you more of a mind freak or a card shark? 1681 01:23:14,337 --> 01:23:15,816 - Oh, no, I think he's just an observer. 1682 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:19,603 - Well, no, I did actually have one question. 1683 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,475 Do either of you have a trick 1684 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:25,304 where you like break out of chains? 1685 01:23:25,522 --> 01:23:26,740 Like a mental patient. 1686 01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,265 - I can teach you that one. No problem. 1687 01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:32,920 But you know... hang on a sec... 1688 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:35,880 I'm actually feeling a little nauseous. 1689 01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:37,402 [Gordon]: Oh no, oh, my God. 1690 01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:39,014 - Are you okay? Do you need water? I mean... 1691 01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:42,321 [groaning] 1692 01:23:44,932 --> 01:23:47,239 [laughter] 1693 01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:49,633 [playful music] 1694 01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,765 [Courtney]: And she said the movie sucked, 1695 01:23:51,983 --> 01:23:54,029 but it was good, like it was so funny too. 1696 01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,727 - Wait, could you say that again? 1697 01:23:56,944 --> 01:23:58,033 I couldn't hear you. 1698 01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,035 - Oh, don't worry, you weren't there. 1699 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:02,254 There was this pinata and these clowns. 1700 01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:04,213 [Jacob, French accent]: Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, 1701 01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:05,910 bonjour, Hommocks Middle School. 1702 01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:09,827 I am looking for a madame by the name of Talia Simani. 1703 01:24:12,221 --> 01:24:14,571 Sweet Talia... 1704 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,703 - Jacob, what are you doing? - Baby, please. 1705 01:24:16,921 --> 01:24:19,663 Don't be a stranger. It's Jacques. 1706 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,622 I've broken out of the asylum for you! 1707 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,494 [grunts] 1708 01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:26,626 [children muttering] 1709 01:24:26,844 --> 01:24:29,455 [Courtney]: oh, my God. Wait, Tali, is this your crazy ex? 1710 01:24:29,673 --> 01:24:31,457 - Jacques J'udell, enchanté. 1711 01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:33,459 [girl]: oh, my God. 1712 01:24:33,677 --> 01:24:36,593 - I... I... Jacques, 1713 01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,029 I thought I told you. 1714 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,249 We broke up! 1715 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,599 - I, I just really-- 1716 01:24:42,816 --> 01:24:44,121 [grunts] 1717 01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:45,950 - Dude! Get the hell out of my girl's face! 1718 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:47,691 Talia is ours. 1719 01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:50,085 - It's okay, Courtney, I've got this. 1720 01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:52,783 Sit down, you're scaring people. 1721 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,307 Also, the driver's gonna be back in a minute. 1722 01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,917 And she's like really protective 1723 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,441 about strangers coming on the bus. 1724 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,618 [Courtney]: He's totally real. 1725 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,750 For the record, I always believed her. 1726 01:25:03,968 --> 01:25:05,274 - Thank you for that. 1727 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:08,103 - Yeah. Of course. 1728 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,192 [Driver]: What the hell is going on here? 1729 01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,107 I leave for five minutes, 1730 01:25:12,281 --> 01:25:14,674 and they tell me some French motherf-- 1731 01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:16,807 [soft music] 1732 01:25:18,287 --> 01:25:19,766 - Hey, uh, buddy, I hope you don't mind, 1733 01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:21,116 I thought you might like to have 1734 01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:22,421 some friends here with you. 1735 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,336 [all]: Hey! 1736 01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:25,990 - Hi. 1737 01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:28,819 - Hi. 1738 01:25:29,036 --> 01:25:31,909 - Udell. Well, well, well. 1739 01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:33,128 [Leon]: Hi, Bob. - Hey, guys. 1740 01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,824 - Bob? 1741 01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:36,783 - Wow, you look slicker than a greased watermelon. 1742 01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:39,134 - Thank you, Bob. 1743 01:25:39,351 --> 01:25:40,961 Kind of surprised to see you here. 1744 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,528 - Well, I'll be honest. 1745 01:25:42,746 --> 01:25:44,182 I was kind of surprised to get the invite. 1746 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,402 I'm thinking your dad thought I was a child. 1747 01:25:46,619 --> 01:25:48,099 Speaking of overgrown children, 1748 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:50,057 where is the little fungal stump? 1749 01:25:51,537 --> 01:25:53,365 [indistinct chatter] 1750 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,714 - Yeah. 1751 01:25:55,454 --> 01:25:58,327 Have you guys heard from Charn? 1752 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:05,072 - Dana, from the moment we first met, 1753 01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:08,380 I knew the next chapter of my life had begun. 1754 01:26:10,121 --> 01:26:12,732 You fill me up with more joy 1755 01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:14,865 than I could possibly imagine. 1756 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:18,564 And I vow to fill you up even more. 1757 01:26:18,782 --> 01:26:20,175 [Charn, coughing]: In bed. 1758 01:26:21,611 --> 01:26:25,354 - What? - Sorry. Allergies. 1759 01:26:29,271 --> 01:26:31,055 [sighs] 1760 01:26:31,229 --> 01:26:32,274 [babbles] 1761 01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:33,579 - Okay, um... 1762 01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:36,713 All of my life has been prologue 1763 01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,628 leading up to this moment, 1764 01:26:38,845 --> 01:26:41,152 as we embark upon this adventure-- 1765 01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:43,502 [Jacob]: What is marriage? 1766 01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:46,549 If you asked a dictionary it would say, 1767 01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:48,725 "When two people get married." 1768 01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,206 But love, 1769 01:26:52,642 --> 01:26:54,905 that's a little bit more complicated. 1770 01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:58,604 Not that you guys need a reminder. 1771 01:26:58,822 --> 01:27:01,520 I mean you're both on marriage number two. 1772 01:27:01,738 --> 01:27:03,043 - Ha! 1773 01:27:05,176 --> 01:27:08,788 - You do crazy things to hold onto what you love. 1774 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:12,270 And you do hold on tight 1775 01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,098 because you're terrified 1776 01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:16,231 of what it would be like if you lost it. 1777 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,452 And sometimes you do lose it, 1778 01:27:20,670 --> 01:27:23,803 but maybe it's not fully gone. 1779 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,502 I hope. 1780 01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:30,288 Um... 1781 01:27:31,637 --> 01:27:34,466 Here's to finding the one. 1782 01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:36,990 [glasses clinking] 1783 01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:38,775 [chuckling] 1784 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:48,045 Am I a bullfrog or is hotter than July? 1785 01:27:54,878 --> 01:27:59,056 Ju-ly! 1786 01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,584 - Oh, my God. 1787 01:28:05,802 --> 01:28:07,020 [clatters] 1788 01:28:11,938 --> 01:28:15,855 - Um... Sorry, this is, uh, usually when-- 1789 01:28:16,073 --> 01:28:18,728 - Jakey, baby, tell it to me fresh. 1790 01:28:21,165 --> 01:28:23,776 [both]: Well! 1791 01:28:23,994 --> 01:28:26,475 [banging on tables] 1792 01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:30,957 - Let's go! Crush rap! 1793 01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:32,655 My name's Jacob. - And my name's Charn. 1794 01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,396 [both]: And there's a funny little rumor 1795 01:28:34,613 --> 01:28:35,875 going 'round the barn. 1796 01:28:36,093 --> 01:28:38,095 A couple of love birds, we don't know who. 1797 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,705 The chickens won't-- - Peep! 1798 01:28:39,923 --> 01:28:41,316 - The cows won't-- - Dad? 1799 01:28:41,533 --> 01:28:43,143 - We asked the goats, still no luck. 1800 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,320 The llama said, "I don't give a..." 1801 01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:50,063 - You got this. Go. 1802 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,327 - Oh, Jesus, there's more. 1803 01:28:53,415 --> 01:28:56,505 - Remix! 1804 01:28:56,722 --> 01:28:59,334 [cheering] 1805 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:02,162 Hello, my name's Barack Obama. 1806 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,077 [speaking Hebrew] 1807 01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,166 - Wow, he's finally doing it. 1808 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:07,732 - Amen, y'all! 1809 01:29:07,733 --> 01:29:10,127 - Woo! Yeah, Charness! - Hello, vanilla latte. 1810 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,607 - I think he's doing something racist. 1811 01:29:13,043 --> 01:29:14,914 [clicks tongue] 1812 01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,874 - Banana! Minion at Starbucks! 1813 01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:19,396 [sighs] 1814 01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:21,181 - God, it's just Minions. It's just Minions! 1815 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:22,922 - You sir, what do you do for work? 1816 01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,621 Happy birthday to me! 1817 01:29:25,838 --> 01:29:27,362 Check your crotch. 1818 01:29:30,321 --> 01:29:32,018 The five of diamonds everybody. 1819 01:29:32,236 --> 01:29:34,064 [cheering] 1820 01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:35,500 - Oh, my God! 1821 01:29:35,718 --> 01:29:39,461 - Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah! 1822 01:29:40,549 --> 01:29:43,290 [uplifting music] 1823 01:29:43,465 --> 01:29:45,075 - I have a dream! 1824 01:29:45,292 --> 01:29:46,729 [indistinct] 1825 01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:49,384 [crowd cheering] 1826 01:29:49,558 --> 01:29:50,820 - That's my boy! 1827 01:29:51,037 --> 01:29:51,777 [wolf whistle] 1828 01:29:51,995 --> 01:29:53,910 [Both]: Mark and Dana 1829 01:29:54,127 --> 01:29:55,390 hug and kiss! 1830 01:29:55,564 --> 01:29:57,783 Kiss! Kiss! 1831 01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:00,699 [all]: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1832 01:30:03,789 --> 01:30:05,312 - Hey, yes! 1833 01:30:07,097 --> 01:30:09,882 [uplifting music builds] 1834 01:30:12,189 --> 01:30:15,366 [muffled RnB music] 1835 01:30:17,629 --> 01:30:21,198 - I really feel like people didn't get the Minions thing. 1836 01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:22,504 - It was perfect. 1837 01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:24,027 I totally got it. 1838 01:30:24,244 --> 01:30:26,333 That's how a Minion would act at Starbucks. 1839 01:30:26,508 --> 01:30:27,944 - Thank you. 1840 01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:29,815 - Seriously, you have to do that next summer. 1841 01:30:30,425 --> 01:30:31,861 - Yeah, well, about that. 1842 01:30:32,644 --> 01:30:34,733 I'm not coming back next summer. 1843 01:30:34,951 --> 01:30:36,386 - What? 1844 01:30:36,387 --> 01:30:38,520 - My new school does this mandatory summer session. 1845 01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:40,435 - I'm sorry. 1846 01:30:41,653 --> 01:30:43,394 - Honestly, I hate to admit it, 1847 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,135 but my new school is kinda bomb. 1848 01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:47,616 My parents said I can't focus, 1849 01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:49,356 so now I get all these accommodations. 1850 01:30:49,531 --> 01:30:51,402 Like I can take tests for as long as I want. 1851 01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:53,143 They're such dumbasses. 1852 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:54,491 [chuckling] 1853 01:30:54,492 --> 01:30:55,928 - Oh, you two whispering is never good. 1854 01:30:56,146 --> 01:30:57,581 - Don't worry, Bob. 1855 01:30:57,582 --> 01:31:00,193 Next summer, Fineman will finally be free of us. 1856 01:31:00,411 --> 01:31:02,152 - Well, that makes three of us. 1857 01:31:02,369 --> 01:31:03,675 Danny gave me the boot. 1858 01:31:05,547 --> 01:31:08,071 Udell, don't you go worrying about old Bobby. 1859 01:31:08,288 --> 01:31:12,597 - I can't believe we're never gonna be back at Foster Field. 1860 01:31:12,815 --> 01:31:15,470 - Well after spending many an off-season at camp, 1861 01:31:15,644 --> 01:31:17,166 I can tell you boys, 1862 01:31:17,167 --> 01:31:19,517 it's not the place that makes it feels like Fineman. 1863 01:31:20,344 --> 01:31:22,477 It's you Dillos running on the woodchip path 1864 01:31:22,651 --> 01:31:23,521 when I tell you to walk. 1865 01:31:27,264 --> 01:31:28,395 - Come dance! 1866 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:32,443 - Hey, Bob, you want to join us? 1867 01:31:32,617 --> 01:31:34,271 - Oh, no, you go ahead. 1868 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,968 I should play with the grown-ups. 1869 01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:39,232 - Are you sure? You don't know anybody. 1870 01:31:39,929 --> 01:31:42,714 - Go. Scram. 1871 01:31:43,628 --> 01:31:44,890 You too. 1872 01:31:45,108 --> 01:31:47,458 [cheering in the distance] 1873 01:32:03,169 --> 01:32:06,172 [♪ The Whole of the Moon ♪ by the Waterboys] 1874 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,834 ♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪ 1875 01:32:18,881 --> 01:32:21,840 ♪ You held it in your hands ♪ 1876 01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:25,278 ♪ I had flashes ♪ 1877 01:32:28,368 --> 01:32:30,327 ♪ But you saw the plan ♪ 1878 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:34,679 ♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪ 1879 01:32:36,855 --> 01:32:40,380 ♪ While you just stayed in your room ♪ 1880 01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:43,514 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 1881 01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:49,564 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1882 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:54,525 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1883 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,704 ♪ You were there in the turnstiles ♪ 1884 01:32:59,922 --> 01:33:01,924 ♪ with the wind at your heels ♪ 1885 01:33:02,141 --> 01:33:06,363 ♪ You stretched for the stars and you know how it feels ♪ 1886 01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,191 ♪ To reach too high ♪ 1887 01:33:09,192 --> 01:33:10,802 ♪ Too far ♪ 1888 01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,543 ♪ Too soon ♪ 1889 01:33:12,717 --> 01:33:16,678 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1890 01:33:16,895 --> 01:33:18,636 ♪ I was grounded ♪ 1891 01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:24,903 ♪ While you filled the skies ♪ 1892 01:33:25,121 --> 01:33:28,820 ♪ I was dumbfounded by truth ♪ 1893 01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:34,217 ♪ You cut through lies ♪ 1894 01:33:34,434 --> 01:33:37,437 ♪ I saw the rain dirty valley ♪ 1895 01:33:41,441 --> 01:33:43,487 ♪ You saw Brigadoon ♪ 1896 01:33:43,661 --> 01:33:46,751 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 1897 01:33:49,798 --> 01:33:52,844 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1898 01:34:11,254 --> 01:34:14,126 ♪ I spoke about wings ♪ 1899 01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:19,175 ♪ You just flew ♪ 1900 01:34:19,392 --> 01:34:22,439 ♪ I wondered I guessed I tried ♪ 1901 01:34:26,182 --> 01:34:28,271 ♪ You just knew ♪ 1902 01:34:28,488 --> 01:34:30,142 ♪ I sighed ♪ 1903 01:34:35,104 --> 01:34:37,802 ♪ But you swooned ♪ 1904 01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,022 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 1905 01:34:44,635 --> 01:34:47,464 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1906 01:34:50,467 --> 01:34:52,208 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1907 01:34:54,253 --> 01:34:56,647 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1908 01:34:56,821 --> 01:35:00,303 ♪ With a torch in your pocket and the wind at your heels ♪ 1909 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:04,350 ♪ You climbed on the ladder and you know how it feels ♪ 1910 01:35:04,568 --> 01:35:06,526 ♪ To get too high ♪ 1911 01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,877 ♪ Too far ♪ 1912 01:35:09,094 --> 01:35:10,966 ♪ Too soon ♪ 1913 01:35:11,183 --> 01:35:14,709 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1914 01:35:17,146 --> 01:35:19,409 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 1915 01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,020 ♪ Hey yeah ♪ 1916 01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,545 ♪ Unicorns and cannonballs ♪ 1917 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,722 ♪ Palaces and piers ♪ 1918 01:35:27,896 --> 01:35:29,593 ♪ Trumpets and towers and tenements ♪ 1919 01:35:29,767 --> 01:35:31,813 ♪ Wide oceans full of tears ♪ 1920 01:35:32,030 --> 01:35:34,380 ♪ Flags, rags and ferryboats ♪ 1921 01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,556 ♪ Scimitars and scarves ♪ 1922 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:39,211 ♪ Every precious dream and vision ♪ 1923 01:35:39,429 --> 01:35:40,604 ♪ Underneath the stars ♪ 1924 01:35:40,778 --> 01:35:42,649 ♪ Yes you climbed on the ladder ♪ 1925 01:35:42,824 --> 01:35:45,740 ♪ With the wind in your sails ♪ 1926 01:35:45,914 --> 01:35:50,353 ♪ You came like a comet blazing your trail ♪ 1927 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,572 ♪ Too high ♪ 1928 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,879 ♪ Too far ♪ 1929 01:35:55,097 --> 01:35:57,229 ♪ Too soon ♪ 1930 01:35:57,447 --> 01:36:00,406 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 1931 01:36:18,250 --> 01:36:24,082 ♪ Oh oh oh did you see the whole of the moon ♪ 1932 01:36:53,024 --> 01:36:56,723 [♪ Over Here Over There ♪ by Dr. Dog] 1933 01:36:59,683 --> 01:37:04,470 ♪ I am the youngest of a family of spiders ♪ 1934 01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:09,214 ♪ I've got a web of my very own weaving ♪ 1935 01:37:09,432 --> 01:37:13,958 ♪ I know where I belong and nothing's gonna beat it ♪ 1936 01:37:14,176 --> 01:37:18,528 ♪ So I ain't going home just because I'm leaving ♪ 1937 01:37:20,704 --> 01:37:25,404 ♪ So let's just clear the air ♪ 1938 01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:31,149 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1939 01:37:35,501 --> 01:37:40,898 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1940 01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:49,559 ♪ Well the last time that I got lonely ♪ 1941 01:37:49,776 --> 01:37:53,868 ♪ I didn't even know your name ♪ 1942 01:37:54,738 --> 01:37:59,482 ♪ Once and again for the first time ♪ 1943 01:37:59,699 --> 01:38:04,095 ♪ Yeah it's hope but it ain't the same ♪ 1944 01:38:04,313 --> 01:38:08,839 ♪ I remember everything you told me ♪ 1945 01:38:09,013 --> 01:38:13,061 ♪ I remember you walking away ♪ 1946 01:38:14,453 --> 01:38:18,457 ♪ I felt it on the moment that I met you ♪ 1947 01:38:18,675 --> 01:38:23,027 ♪ And that felt like a place that I should stay ♪ 1948 01:38:25,725 --> 01:38:29,816 ♪ So let's just clear the air ♪ 1949 01:38:30,774 --> 01:38:36,475 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1950 01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:46,616 ♪ I am over here I'm over there ♪ 1951 01:38:49,662 --> 01:38:54,450 ♪ We were around long before my birthday ♪ 1952 01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:59,020 ♪ They'll be around to throw flowers at my grave ♪ 1953 01:38:59,237 --> 01:39:03,938 ♪ Me and you got a history of history ♪ 1954 01:39:04,155 --> 01:39:09,030 ♪ Me and you two continuous waves ♪ 1955 01:39:11,554 --> 01:39:15,384 ♪ So let us fill the air ♪ 1956 01:39:15,601 --> 01:39:21,129 ♪ We are over here we're over there ♪ 1957 01:39:23,305 --> 01:39:27,178 Subtitling: difuze