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Okay, and our last
presenter to share

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their reflections of their
summer plans is Jacob Udell.

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You know how there are
those places

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where everything
just makes sense?

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And all your problems
melt away?

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For me, that place is camp.

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And I'm not talking about
some two-bit,

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week-long bullshit day camp,

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I'm talking about
sleep-away camp.

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And tomorrow, my ten-month
wait will be over,

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and the two best months
of the year

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are about to begin.

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Do you believe in miracles?!

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Yeah!

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Dude, I was so wrong
not to invite you

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to Dave and Buster's
three weeks ago.

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I'll regret that decision
for the rest of my life.

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Jacob, when I told
your parents

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you were a handful,
I was actually

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talking about another kid.

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I know I can be a bit
too much sometimes.

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Oh, no, you're perfect.

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Fuck school. Let's go to camp!

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I want to get a sun tan
on these titties!

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Yeah!

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Woo!

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Jacob! Jacob!
Jacob! Jacob!

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Jacob! Jacob!

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Jacob,
are you ready to present?

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Oh.

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Yeah, uh...

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Asshole.

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You know how
there are those places--

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That bullshit made us
five minutes late.

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Stop fucking trying so hard.

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I mean, I guess it sort of
looks like camp.

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Like, that thing in the middle
is Lake Baboosic at night.

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Yeah, actually, it's kind of
an identical outline.

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Okay, Max,
that's really great.

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And over by the dock
there's two counsellors

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like, making out.
Oh, sick, and it's two girls.

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Oh, wait, it's dark,
but, uh, that's my boy Jacob.

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He's walking in the woods
with Tali.

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Come on, man. Come on!
Ah, shit. He chickened out.

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You got the looks, Jakey,

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all you need
is the confidence!

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Man, I hate to see him
with that sad face.

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You got all that from this?

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What do you think that means?

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How should I know?
Aren't you the nurse?

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No, I'm the school-mandated
behavioral therapist.

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Narc.

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Look, Mr. Song,
have you ever been to camp?

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No, Max.
As I've told you before,

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they did not have Jewish
summer camp in Korea.

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Well then,
the fuck do you know?

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Us camp people
are just different.

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We snuggle. We cry with pride.
We shit with the doors open.

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Okay, let's not
get into that--

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Look, I'm a totally
different person at camp.

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They don't even call me Max.
I just go by Charness.

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Okay, well, why can't you
be that person here, too?

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Wow.
Fucking great suggestion.

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You don't think
I've tried that?

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Mr. Song, they locked me
to the bike rack.

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Okay, what those kids did
was not okay.

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Fucking assholes.
I don't even look like

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a curly haired soup dumpling.
I mean seriously,

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look at some of the shit
they've been

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circling around school.
Fucking dipshits.

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Look! Do I look anything
like that?

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Mm...

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Max, I want--

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Fuck those kids
and fuck ChatGPT.

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Max, we're talking about you
having lasting friendships.

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Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Song,

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I know this is bad timing,
but it's Jacob.

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'Sup, bitch?

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- Hey, man.
- Dude, have you ever

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tried therapy?
It's like, really weird.

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Look, Mr. Song,
I think we've made

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about as much progress
as we're gonna make this year,

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so, I say we call it.
Have a great summer!

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♪ You and me we could be
like best friends ♪

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♪ Me and you it just makes
good sense ♪

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♪ You and me I'm a house
and you're the fire ♪

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♪ And I can't tell you why ♪

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♪ But it feels like
I've known you all my life ♪

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- Hey!
- Yeah!

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Oh, my God. Come here,
you sweet baby.

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- I missed you, man.
- I missed you too.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, notice how
I'm walking different?

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Okay.

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It's 'cause my penis
got like a full inch longer.

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And a little rounder too.

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Arm hug!

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This is it, boys!

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This is why we live
ten for two!

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- Ten for two!
- Ten for two!

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Ten for two!

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Gentlemen,
this is our summer.

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Every night, we put our heads
to our pillows

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dreaming of the first night
of camp.

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Gents, it's finally here.

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Take it in, boys.

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For these two months,
we are going to have...

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The highest percentage
of successful

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ask-outs to the social!

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Yeah!

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We're gonna grind!
Yeah!

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And what are we gonna wear?
Mesh shorts.

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Maximum friction!

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Maximum friction!

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Maximum friction!

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The longest shower party
on record!

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We're going to explore
each other's bodies!

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Yeah!

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- Ten months of winter!
- Boo!

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- Ten months of math?
- Fuck fractions!

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Boo!
- Ten months of your dad

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coming home
smelling like perfume,

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but your mom doesn't
wear perfume!

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Boo!
Boo!

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This day's why we live
ten for two.

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Ten for two!
Ten for two! Ten for two!

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Charn, you up?

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Too excited. Can't sleep.

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I'm so glad we made it.

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Same. I know every year
my parents say

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they need a break from me,
but this year,

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it wasn't in a funny way.

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I think they're like,
starting to actually hate me.

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Dude, they're idiots.
Don't listen to them.

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Do you ever wonder why
something so epic at camp

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can be like,
so lame back at home?

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You mean like
arts and crafts?

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Friendship bracelets?
Clogged toilets?

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Rap battles, but in a made-up
language nobody understands?

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No, I mean like, me.

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Nobody likes me at home.

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I'm sorry, man.

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This is where we're gonna be
forever, man.

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Four more glorious summers
as campers, and then...

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And then when we're 16,
we're apprentices,

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and we'll be inducted
into the plunger hall of fame.

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Hell yeah.
And maybe by then,

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Tali and I would've been
dating for like, four years.

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'Cause this summer,
I'm gonna ask her out.

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And when we're 40,
we'll use our fortunes

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from the private sector
to buy camp.

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Leaving us with a combined
net worth of 19 billion.

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Which doesn't even include
my eraser collection.

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And we'll become
the longest-running Fineman

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in camp history.

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And you and me
are gonna crush rap

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every single day
until we're 99 years old.

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Am I bullfrog?
Or is it hotter than July?

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Oh, and maybe I can do
the solo part sometimes?

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Sure. Yeah, you know,
it's just, I sort of feel

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like I need it, so...

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Well, maybe we could
do it together?

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But then it wouldn't be
a solo.

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Ah, oh, yeah, I guess
I didn't think of that.

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The point is,
we're gonna spend

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the rest of our lives at camp.

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Until we retire
and spend our final days

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where it all started,
at Old Camp!

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The original paradise.
I like it!

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And we'll drink the Old Camp
lake water,

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which is sweeter than Sprite!

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We'll sleep in
the original bunks!

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Where over the pants
handjobs

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were literally invented!

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- OTPHJs.
- Yeah!

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And where they played
fuck, marry, kill.

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But it wasn't a game,
they did it for real!

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And one day,
they'll bury us in Old Camp.

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And then,
we'll decompose into the soil

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and become trees.

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12 for 12,
the best place on Earth.

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Chipwiches in the Head Tunk!

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Sydney Sweeney?
What are you doing in here?

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Noboy come in.

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Hey, Leon! Have you, uh,
checked the Head Tunk?

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They early posted
the second month play.

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Please tell me
it's music man!

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Tiny head,
massive suction.

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Count it, Jacob.

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The plunging must stop!

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Did they actually leak
the color war captains

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on the Head Tunk?

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Yeah,
come check it out!

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No, no, no, no, Charn.
It's just Tali. Relax.

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If we plunge
three more people,

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we'll break
the first month record.

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Okay, well, I just wanted
to say good luck today.

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Parents-wise.

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You feeling okay?

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Yeah, I mean,
dad's last letter said

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"We're coming at 11."
So, it sounds like

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they're still in one car,
at least.

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All right.
Well, crossing my fingers.

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Jacob, your micro-boner's
showing.

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What? No, it's not micro,

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and it's like,
in the 55th percentile.

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Okay. Well, you guys know
Sophie Friedman?

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She's in Haven one.
She lives in Manhattan.

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Her mom was in
a Doritos commercial.

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- I should go.
- Yeah, me too.

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Bye, Tali.

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Dude. I do not get

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what you see
in that girl right there.

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Tali's a liar! She tells
these random-ass stories

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to the girls in her cabin
that make no sense at all.

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Tali is the most
underrated girl at camp.

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If you like her, why haven't
you asked her out yet?

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It's never really been
the right moment.

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Bro, shut up.

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I watched you choke it
at both socials.

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And you do not get
a third social.

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I'm gonna do it.

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Okay, everybody!

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Visiting day begins
in five minutes sharp.

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And parents, if you've
forgotten your utensils,

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that is not an invitation
to use the dining hall.

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Mmm. Skin's the best part.

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Why are you guys eating
two totally different meals?

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- Um...
- Well, there was a bit

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of a food miscommunication.

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Uh, I got on the road later

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than your mother--
- Yes.

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...this morning.

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You guys didn't take
the same car?

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- No, no.
- Honey, we talked about this.

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Your father and I,
we're separated.

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You said you were gonna use
this summer

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to go over all the logistics.

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- Right.
- Yes, the logistics

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of our divorce.

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Oh. Okay.

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Jacob, I started
seeing someone else.

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Mark...
- And, we're engaged.

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What?!

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I am seeing
someone else now and we are--

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You don't have
to repeat yourself.

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Mark, Mark.
He heard you. Okay?

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He's just in shock.
Understandably.

251
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,522
Okay, can you please
not do this?

252
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,046
Don't antagonize me
for literally no reason.

253
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,743
Mark, can you just
fuck off for one--

254
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,136
I can hear everything
you're saying.

255
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,399
Why don't I grab some
ice creams? Okay?

256
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,096
Yeah, good idea. Um,

257
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,402
if they have
cookies and cream,

258
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,620
just get me like a cup.

259
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,883
Or a cone, whatever they have.

260
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,802
Who even is this woman?

261
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,367
Tell me about it.

262
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,717
Can you imagine
what I've been living with?

263
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,111
- Not Mom.
- Oh, right. Uh, Dana.

264
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,071
Her name is Dana.
- Dana.

265
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,507
Yeah, her name is Dana.

266
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,639
- Mmm.
- She's an event coordinator.

267
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,250
And she's working on a novel.

268
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,949
- Uh-huh.
- Actually, I think you

269
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,299
know her son.
Uh, Gordon Fisher.

270
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,127
- That guy?
- Yeah.

271
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,042
He's a freak, Dad!

272
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,479
Well, I know he's a bit
of a character, but--

273
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,959
He stands outside
of carpool,

274
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,048
and he practices magic
with a wand.

275
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,223
Vanilla!

276
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,884
Okay. Let's just please
go to the registration tent.

277
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,930
I want my shirt.

278
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,280
Oh. Uh...

279
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,934
Your mother and I

280
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,414
need to figure out
exactly what next year...

281
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,893
- Next step is...
- Wait.

282
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,895
Financially, yeah.
- Okay, stop.

283
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,897
You guys aren't actually
about to say

284
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,856
I'm not coming back
next summer?

285
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,858
It's a possibility.

286
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,382
They are bringing back
tubing next year. I--

287
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471
These are my only friends!

288
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,388
You're telling me you can't
find any way

289
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,042
to drum up eight grand?

290
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,305
I mean, that personal
trainer is very expensive,

291
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,872
are you sure that's necessary?

292
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,570
You gave 5,000 dollars
to Elizabeth Warren

293
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,093
for president. Does that feel
like money well spent?

294
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,052
- I'm going to the tent.
- Hey, hey, hey!

295
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,880
First of all, come here.
Come here, come here.

296
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,445
We all have to make
sacrifices.

297
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,839
Yeah, all right,
enough, Mark, just...

298
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:47,712
Well, not me.
Please. Not this one.

299
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,107
Well, we'll call
the camp office

300
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,674
when we get home,
you don't have to worry

301
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,632
about any of this.
- Yeah.

302
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,461
It's gonna be okay, kiddling.

303
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,334
I promise you.
It'll all work out, okay?

304
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,511
Okay. Okay?

305
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,042
I'm not stepping foot
in that fucking woman's house

306
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,914
with her freak of nature son

307
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,481
who's going to turn me
unpopular.

308
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,440
Fuck!

309
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,224
Nothing fucking works!

310
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,574
Charn, what happened
with your parents today?

311
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,055
You know how I catfished
my principal on Match.com?

312
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,188
You just said your principal
didn't like you.

313
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,015
Yeah, 'cause I catfished him
on Match.com

314
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,496
and got him to send a picture
of him licking a lollipop.

315
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,195
I told you guys this.
- No, you did not.

316
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,848
Well, the school tracked
my IP address,

317
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,067
and now I'm kicked out.

318
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,200
Damn, that really sucks.

319
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,852
And my parents
are sending me

320
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,987
to this boarding school
for "diverse learners."

321
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,858
- Fuck that!
- You know that kid

322
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,600
Alan Barbossa
who's like obsessed with me?

323
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,994
Well he gave my parents
another letter for me.

324
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,954
It's like, "Tali, I love you!

325
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,956
Why can't we just
be together?"

326
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,522
Let me see the letter.

327
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,698
Because I'm telling you,
I'm gonna write him back

328
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,962
and annihilate him.
- I threw it out.

329
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,095
Can we just try to find
smaller sticks?

330
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,575
No, we can break this one.

331
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:08,837
Fuck!
I'm not going to that

332
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,533
fucking boarding school.

333
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,188
Everyone knows I would look
shitty with a buzz cut!

334
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,364
Out of my face!
This is total crap,

335
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540
but, what other option
do we have?

336
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,073
What if we never went home?

337
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,077
Are you suggesting what
I think you're suggesting?

338
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,122
Enough with ten for two.

339
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,994
We need to go
twelve for twelve.

340
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,734
All-year camp.

341
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,475
You're talking dirty,
little man, and I like it.

342
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,261
Let's make a baby!
- For real, for real.

343
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,002
What if at the end
of the summer

344
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,917
when the busses leave,
we don't get on?

345
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,528
We hide.

346
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138
And when the coast is clear,

347
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,532
we run, and we just keep
doing camp?

348
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,274
Well, we can't just run.
That would be dumb.

349
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,883
We'd need a destination.

350
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,929
Like, somewhere off the grid,
but with shelter.

351
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,714
Wait, where did
Bin Laden hide?

352
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,020
What about Old Camp?

353
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,673
I don't think he hid
at Old Camp.

354
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,413
I think it was like,
Asia or something?

355
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,764
No, no, you mean like
the original site of Fineman?

356
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,070
Old Camp.

357
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,901
It's perfect.

358
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,294
I heard that when
they moved, they

359
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,296
just left everything
behind untouched.

360
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,299
It's like a Jewish museum,
but without all the sad parts.

361
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,824
We'd have bunks,

362
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,045
kitchen, PB and J for days.

363
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,395
It's perfect.

364
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,615
If we pull this off,

365
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,443
all of it goes away,

366
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,533
and the only thing left
is camp.

367
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:40,015
- 12 for 12.
- 12 for 12.

368
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,017
12 for 12.

369
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,935
Three, two, one!

370
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,334
On the last day
of camp,

371
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,989
the only staff on site
will be Bob.

372
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,517
That guy? Pure misery.

373
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,520
I heard his wife left him
at the altar

374
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,523
for his own brother.

375
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,700
Now, he's a cuck.

376
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,397
Bob's wife
called it off

377
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,877
because he wasn't Jewish.

378
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,358
So he tried
to circumcise himself,

379
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,534
but he accidentally
cut off too much.

380
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,580
And now he's a eunuch.

381
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,061
You're both wrong.
He's ex-military.

382
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,716
He was dishonorably discharged
from Guantanamo

383
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,587
for being too rough
on the Taliban.

384
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,546
He's legally
prohibited from using a knife.

385
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,156
And he cut off
the heads of like

386
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,592
50 Beanie Babies.

387
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,376
That's why
he only eats soup.

388
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,856
She broke it off
because he jerked off so much,

389
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,509
only air comes out.

390
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,729
It's just some scammer
sending him pictures

391
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,512
of Dua Lipa.

392
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688
That's how he can
spend his whole life at camp

393
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,863
and still be miserable.

394
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:51,260
♪ Forever you forever me
Forever Bob on ATV ♪

395
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,964
There's nothing
that guy won't do.

396
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,141
We're going to have
to neutralize him.

397
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,534
What do we do
about our parents?

398
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,146
By the time
they figure it out,

399
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,191
it'll be too late.

400
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,937
Dear dad.
Camp's going great.

401
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,722
Oh, Charness!

402
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,292
Am I a bullfrog?
Or is it hotter than--

403
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,729
July?

404
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,603
Jakey, baby,
tell it to me fresh.

405
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,086
Crush rap! Let's go!

406
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:40,309
No, actually,
it's going epic.

407
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,793
Everything is just
clicking into place.

408
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,059
My name's Jacob!
- And my name's Charn!

409
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,669
And there's a funny
little rumor

410
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,801
going 'round the barn.

411
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,498
We want some remix!

412
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,197
Even our crush rap
is reaching new heights.

413
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,504
Remix!

414
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,593
He's doing the Matrix!

415
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,642
And honestly,

416
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,732
I think it's because
everyone's just so unified.

417
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,563
And just like,
really growing up.

418
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,740
Now, my bunk is the family I--

419
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,131
Trust!

420
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,960
To catch me when I--
Fall!

421
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,529
I'm on top
of the world here.

422
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,880
And not just 'cause I'm king
of the frickin' zip line.

423
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:35,103
Dad, don't worry about me.
And I won’t' worry about you.

424
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,541
Time truly does fly at camp.

425
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,457
I almost wish it wouldn't end.

426
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,591
If you're in this room,

427
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,332
you know just as well as I do

428
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:49,117
that there is nothing
waiting for us back home.

429
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,468
Here's the plan.
Tomorrow morning,

430
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,078
we grab the last
of the supplies

431
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,950
and then set off to Old Camp.

432
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,997
And once we land,
we're doing summer forever.

433
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:06,003
Thank you!
Thank you very much.

434
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,049
It's gonna be epic. We've been
stocking up on food,

435
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,834
and the fridge at Old Camp's
gonna be filled with shit too.

436
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,490
And guys, I'm thinking
the first night at Old Camp,

437
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,666
we should have a social.

438
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,276
Yeah!

439
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,975
Okay, a third social?
Is that even allowed?

440
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,499
Don't you get it?
Everything's allowed.

441
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,110
I heard at Old Camp,
they had queen-sized beds

442
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,374
made for fucking, like,
they were encouraging it.

443
00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:30,114
Oh, yeah!

444
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,116
We're going to create

445
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,815
a new society.
New art, new recipes.

446
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,730
New languages.

447
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,340
Doobity-doobity-doo.

448
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,300
You'll soon know
what that means.

449
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,780
Mushki mishka dashimicreesh.

450
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,174
That translates to,
"Fineman forever".

451
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,394
And you'll know what
that means soon enough!

452
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:52,485
The only staff left on site
tomorrow will be Bob.

453
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:53,660
Damn, bro.

454
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,183
Fuck Bob.

455
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,705
He's a million years old,

456
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,752
he prints out his emails,
and he pays for AOL.

457
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,579
We'll take care of Bob.

458
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,625
How are we actually supposed
to leave the camp tomorrow

459
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,019
without anyone noticing?
Won't they make us, like,

460
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,107
get on a bus?

461
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,674
We all know the rules.

462
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:11,286
Anyone with pink eye
quarantines for 48 hours.

463
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,897
So, if we wake up tomorrow
with pink eye,

464
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,551
we can't leave camp.

465
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,336
That's when we execute
our escape.

466
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,295
Problem is,
we don't have pink eye.

467
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,212
Ew.
- Dude!

468
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,299
- No!
- Ew!

469
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,606
This is your last chance.

470
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,172
There's no turning back.

471
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,869
You take the blue pill,

472
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,786
a melatonin that I stole
from the camp nurse's office.

473
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,918
You go to sleep,
and you wake up

474
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,921
tomorrow morning,
you forget all about this.

475
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:40,228
Or, you take the red pill.

476
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,667
And you stay in wonderland.

477
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:48,236
And I show you just how deep
the rabbit hole goes.

478
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,369
So let me get this straight,
you expect us

479
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,980
to intentionally
put poop particles in our face

480
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,069
so that we end up
purposely geting pink eye?

481
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,940
That is step one.

482
00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,420
Pretty good.
Step two.

483
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,423
The virus incubates
for 12 hours.

484
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:02,903
When we wake up
in the morning,

485
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,992
a lucky few of us
will find freedom.

486
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,386
Why not have an adventure?

487
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,256
If you don't get
pink eye,

488
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,389
you shut your fucking mouth
and take this conversation

489
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:11,912
with you to the grave.

490
00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,347
Long distance?
No way.

491
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,393
We're like,
so in love.

492
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,482
Step three, parents.

493
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,962
The pink eye will give us
a 48-hour head-start

494
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,964
before our families
get suspicious.

495
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,358
After that,
I'll be faking our deaths

496
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,360
and planting our DNA
in the bag of bones

497
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,405
in Bob's fire pit.

498
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,797
Fuck you, Mom and Dad!

499
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,364
James, I wish
you weren't my brother.

500
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,148
Eat shellfish and die!

501
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,714
Fuck ten for two.

502
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:33,890
Step four.
Under no circumstances

503
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,979
does this information
leave this room.

504
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,459
This camp is filled
with snitches.

505
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:38,939
Especially that little
rat fuck Leo--

506
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:42,377
Well, well, well.

507
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,032
Just as I suspected.

508
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,077
A merry band
of thugs and thieves

509
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,601
here to raid our dining hall.

510
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,472
My parents paid good money
for this food!

511
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,256
Shut the fuck up, Leon!

512
00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,402
No! Fuck! I didn't get it!
Fuck!

513
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,273
- Charn?
- Jacob?

514
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,058
Well aren't you a sight
for pink eyes?

515
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,581
- Goddamn, you're sexy!
- Oh, thank you!

516
00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,018
Who needs to shit?

517
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,413
Holy shit, Leon,
you look like a ginormous

518
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:19,936
sunset took a shit
in your eyes.

519
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,460
Excuse me?

520
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,374
Leon, we also don't
want you to come with us

521
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:26,203
on this escape,
but you know too much.

522
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,309
Yeah. Conjunctivitis.

523
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,007
Can't put you
on the bus today.

524
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,490
You look a little off, Udell.

525
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,188
Bob?
May we speak in private?

526
00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,146
Leon,
I don't have time today.

527
00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:57,844
Danny, what's your 20?

528
00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,323
We got a situation.

529
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,501
Forget it. I'll find you.

530
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:03,850
And I hear you,
but after today,

531
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,416
that's Miss Rockhauer's
problem, okay?

532
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,591
Oh, shit.
- Hey, Danny boy.

533
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,767
- Yeah.
- Tried to reach you

534
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,029
on walkie.
I think you're offline.

535
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,421
I'm on channel four.
- Stop.

536
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,640
- It's a direct line.
- Okay.

537
00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,250
Anyway,
this pink eye situation

538
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,470
is really out of control.
Way worse than 2000--

539
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:17,341
Okay, look, I have to go
wave some kids goodbye,

540
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,821
if you could just give me
the headline.

541
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,693
Well, we're on
a 48-hour lockdown.

542
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,738
So coverage-wise,
we're working with

543
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,393
me, you, sorta thinking
it was a boys night out,

544
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,221
and... thoughts on Peter
from music?

545
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,223
Okay, Bob, stop.
Summer's over, all right?

546
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,007
The counsellors
are clocked out.

547
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,835
Fine, you're the director.
You choose the third.

548
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,751
No, it's just you. M'kay?

549
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,624
You think you can handle that?
- Of course.

550
00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:41,278
Right. Do not fuck this up.

551
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,678
This is a stage-five
quarantine.

552
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,593
You will be sheltering
in place

553
00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,553
for the next 48 hours.

554
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:59,166
There's three meals,
two snacks, and one rule.

555
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,777
Do not leave the rooms.

556
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,608
You've got mail.

557
00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,221
Lake house?

558
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,747
Oh, you did it, Bobby!

559
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,575
Dear Bob.

560
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,142
I'm writing to invite you
to my lake house

561
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,232
to come accept a new position
that shall be named

562
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,366
Director of New Camper
Development.

563
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,631
In this capacity,
you will be expected to manage

564
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,894
and supervise
multiple projects--

565
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,157
I'm momentarily
stepping out.

566
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,813
Including teaching proper
trust fall etiquette...

567
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,599
As well
as basic self defense

568
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,340
against swirlies,
titty-twisters,

569
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:46,605
and other nefarious acts
of the demented.

570
00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,219
Oh, yeah!

571
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,485
Ah! It burns! Ah!

572
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:58,965
Move people, let's move!

573
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,357
Don't forget to grab
the oral swabs,

574
00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:01,532
we need oral swabs!

575
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,273
Go, go, go, go!

576
00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,057
Charn, he's too big!

577
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,669
♪ I been doing this before Nas
dropped the Nasty ♪

578
00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:10,367
♪ My Wallos I did 'em up
them bricks I sent 'em up ♪

579
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:13,109
♪ My raps y'all bit 'em up
for that now stick 'em up ♪

580
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,590
♪ 10-4 good buddy Tone
got his money up ♪

581
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,548
♪ Worth millions still bag
your b---- ♪

582
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,768
♪ Murder my wrist couldn't
take it and bailed ♪

583
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:21,552
♪ And left my fingers for dead
told 'em ♪

584
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,380
♪ I ain't had nothing to do
with the writing ♪

585
00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:26,079
♪ Now hold you down when
you be squeezing that lead ♪

586
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,734
Let's go!

587
00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,126
Woo!

588
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,652
Three, two, one, lift!

589
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:40,833
Guys, hop in.
Hop in, here we go!

590
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:50,407
Director of new
camper development?

591
00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,105
Um, yeah, man. I don't know.

592
00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:55,325
I think this is some sort
of prank or something.

593
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:56,936
Because, uh...

594
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,677
Yeah, I don't know.
It says my...

595
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,157
my email is DannyCampReal?

596
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,729
You thought my email
was DannyCampReal?

597
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,211
Danny, you know how much

598
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:12,865
I care about this place, right?

599
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,519
- Sure.
- No one cares about

600
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,956
Fineman more than me.

601
00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:20,220
I...

602
00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:24,093
guess what I'm saying is
I do have more to offer.

603
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,791
Yeah, and I mean, we...

604
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,488
I mean, we love having you
on the staff.

605
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,100
I mean, you've been here
for what, eight? Nine summers?

606
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,451
26 years.

607
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,588
That's an incredible legacy.
We're really lucky.

608
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:44,723
And as much as I'd love
to keep having this convo,

609
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,725
I mean, shit,
you should probably

610
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,945
go check on those kids, right?
Here's your email. Okay?

611
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,424
- Thanks again.
- Yeah, thank you,

612
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:52,600
no, thank you, Bob.
- Well, not thanks,

613
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,035
but you know
how thankful I am.

614
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:57,083
Let's fucking rain!

615
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:01,348
A loyal servant,
great friend...

616
00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:04,046
And powerful enemy
of clogged toilets.

617
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,048
And therefore,
whence... say that, say that.

618
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,746
Oh, okay.
In conclusion--

619
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,151
Well, I guess
this wasn't here in the 20s.

620
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,507
That's the longest
fence I've ever seen.

621
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,945
All right.
We'll just, uh...

622
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,383
We'll just hop the fence.

623
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,993
Um...

624
00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:39,908
I don't like this.
I don't like this at all.

625
00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:42,432
Leon, relax.
It's an old sign.

626
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,826
I'm sure it's fine. Okay?

627
00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,613
So,
who wants to go first?

628
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:56,969
Ah! Oh, my God!

629
00:29:57,186 --> 00:30:00,494
Thank you. You saved me.

630
00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:04,498
Some blood.

631
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:07,022
From the bird, I'm guessing.

632
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,719
He saved her.

633
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,071
It was nothing. No problem.

634
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,248
There's gotta be
another place to... pull off.

635
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,214
- Ah!
- What?

636
00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,438
Udell...

637
00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,315
- Bob knows where we are!
- What?

638
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,274
Oh, thank God!
Come here, Bob! Save me!

639
00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:42,884
- Shut up!
- Shut the fuck up!

640
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:43,711
Save me!

641
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:51,066
Relax, there's no way
he could see us across--

642
00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:52,676
Goddammit!

643
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,548
He just eye-fucked me
through the binoculars!

644
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:57,856
Why is he looking at me
that way?! I'm a child, Bob!

645
00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,248
Holy shit,
and he's still there.

646
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,337
- Save me!
- Leon, enough!

647
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:02,947
I was just stretching
my arm!

648
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,601
I'll stretch it for you
if you don't stop it!

649
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,081
He'll boat over
in like 40 seconds.

650
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,040
Fuck.
- No. I drained all the gas

651
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,391
from the boats.
Yes! You're a genius.

652
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:17,963
Mother fuck,
we need a plan right now!

653
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,790
What about a hole?
We could dig a hole.

654
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,183
We don't even have
a shovel, like...

655
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:22,793
We could crawl through...

656
00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,057
Guys, I got it.

657
00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:26,928
All the electric's coming
from up there.

658
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,409
I'm gonna climb up
and I'm gonna cut the power.

659
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,715
Once I do, be ready to scale.

660
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,152
Jacob, are you insane?

661
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:35,763
He is a mad man
and we are in his cult!

662
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,199
Well,
if you're gonna do it, go!

663
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,332
I will not be
your Manson girl!

664
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:43,814
There's no other way.
And we are not turning back.

665
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:49,037
Don't move!
That is an order! Don't move!

666
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,431
Coming for you, Udell.

667
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:55,174
Oh, God. Oh, oh God.

668
00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:56,871
Hurry the fuck up!

669
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:02,659
Think you can outrun
old Bobby? Think again!

670
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,269
We got 40 seconds tops!

671
00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,315
You gotta do something, Jacob!
Come on, let's go!

672
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,448
You can run,
you can hide,

673
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:11,538
but you won’t get away!

674
00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,586
How the fuck
do you turn this thing off?

675
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:18,240
Come on, let's go!

676
00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,980
As soon as that thing
turns off,

677
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,765
Sophie, you go first.
- No, I'm waiting for Jackson.

678
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,941
He'll need our help.
- Sophie,

679
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:24,507
Jackson isn't coming.

680
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,379
- He promised.
- He's a fuck boy!

681
00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:28,903
He cheated on you all summer.

682
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,992
There are delinquents
across the lake!

683
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,168
I repeat,
delinquents across the lake!

684
00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:36,041
Rachel Bernstein jacked
him off during Finding Nemo.

685
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,086
- That's a frickin lie!
- Leon?

686
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,523
They brought a blanket,
and it was 90 degrees.

687
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,874
Marlon was finding Nemo,
and he was jizzing!

688
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,572
That fucker!

689
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:47,400
Okay...

690
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,141
These wires aren't connected
to shit!

691
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,317
Nothing's happening!
Just keep pulling shit!

692
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,017
Dam alert.
Dam alert.

693
00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:57,888
Doctor Taylor...

694
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,803
Help, help!

695
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:02,154
Hey,
don't tell anybody, but--

696
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,329
I fucked a parent

697
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,026
in the nature shed!

698
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,637
Hell yeah!

699
00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:13,208
Okay, got it! Go!
Everybody climb!

700
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,209
Go, go, go!

701
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:15,515
Go, go, go, go, go!

702
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,263
Udell!

703
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,092
Fuck.

704
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,616
Come on, hurry up!
You got it!

705
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,182
Let's go!
- Hurry up!

706
00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:32,358
- I'm fucking stuck!
- Use your core, Charn!

707
00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:34,360
Shut the fuck up,
I'm trying!

708
00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,579
Come on!

709
00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:39,104
Just turn the power back on
and let me die!

710
00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:40,801
Then we can leave!
Come on, let's go!

711
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,020
No!

712
00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:44,935
Oh, my God!

713
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,155
Oh, my God, hurry up!

714
00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,246
Too slow, Bob!

715
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,946
Charn! Run!

716
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,041
♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪

717
00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:05,304
♪ Kumbayah ♪

718
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:10,918
♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪

719
00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:13,703
♪ Kumbayah ♪

720
00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:18,447
♪ Kumbayah my Lord ♪

721
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,841
♪ Kumbayah ♪

722
00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:26,238
♪ Oh Lord Kumbayah ♪

723
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,808
♪ Someone's singing Lord ♪

724
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:34,202
♪ Kumbayah ♪

725
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,989
♪ Someone's singing Lord ♪

726
00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,391
Ah, frick. Ah...

727
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:53,091
Ugh... Son of a bitch.

728
00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:54,831
Is he dead?
Oh, fuck.

729
00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:56,006
Oh, my God.

730
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:58,792
Oh, my God!
Thank God he's alive.

731
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:09,237
♪ I am the youngest
of a family of spiders ♪

732
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,326
♪ I got a web... ♪

733
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,286
Okay,
fuck the squishy ball.

734
00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,592
Marry the concept of science,

735
00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,203
and kill Toy Story Two.

736
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,551
What the fuck?

737
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,031
Wait, what?!
No!

738
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:23,991
I'm still on duty
at work,

739
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,079
and if I don't get back--

740
00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:27,212
Slow down. Just slow down.

741
00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,474
Hey, Danny, the kids

742
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,215
have been having
an absolute blast.

743
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:31,824
Bob,
Sophie Friedman's

744
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:34,219
mom is calling me,
saying no one's answering

745
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:36,786
the infirmary phone.
What's going on?

746
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,484
Charness,
what do you mean

747
00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,268
three-state solution?

748
00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:42,749
Hey, hey, gotta go--
Charness, sit!

749
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,839
Miss Ephraim.

750
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,320
48 hours,
I'll have Leon packed

751
00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:50,757
and pink-eye free,
and that's a Bob guarantee.

752
00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,672
Would you rather
be made out of carbon

753
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,239
or all hydrogen?

754
00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,719
What the hell
does that even mean?

755
00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,939
There is a right answer, though.

756
00:35:59,461 --> 00:36:03,639
♪ I felt it on the moment
that I met you ♪

757
00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,253
♪ And that felt like a place
that I should stay ♪

758
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:13,954
♪ So let's just
clear the air ♪

759
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:20,526
♪ I am over here
I'm over there ♪

760
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,968
♪ Said I am over here ♪

761
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,884
♪ I'm over there ♪

762
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:33,278
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

763
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:40,023
You know,
I'm sorry about Jackson.

764
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,765
I know how it feels
to have everyone but you

765
00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:44,898
in on a secret.

766
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:47,553
Charness once farted
into my Nalgene

767
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:51,470
and said I ate his ass
by the transitive property.

768
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,298
As if that's how
the transitive property

769
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,518
even works. Frickin' moron.

770
00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,217
Men are pigs.

771
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,567
Men are the whole damn barn.

772
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,744
And you know what?
I'll frickin' drink to that.

773
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,922
Not from your Nalgene,
I hope.

774
00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:12,317
Soldiers!
The final descent is upon us!

775
00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:14,232
Woo!

776
00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,451
What a run-down
piece of shit.

777
00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,628
I know. It's perfect.

778
00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:04,760
Let's go!

779
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,749
Bingo!
Found the fridge!

780
00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:38,794
Let's go.

781
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,015
It's locked.

782
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,061
Come on!

783
00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:47,542
Goddammit.

784
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,588
I got a plan.

785
00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:51,764
Everybody take cover!

786
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,027
This place is about
to smell like a frat house.

787
00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,301
Allahu Akbar.

788
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,238
Holy shit.

789
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:34,328
Guys,
we hit the mother lode.

790
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,245
Old wine!

791
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,424
Three, two, one!

792
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:44,947
My name is Tali--

793
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,471
Oh, sorry.

794
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:47,646
Three, two, one!

795
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,822
Soy bean. Yeah!

796
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,911
And easy cheese. Yeah!

797
00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,043
- My name is Tali?
- Yeah?

798
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,610
- I don't wear makeup.
- Yeah.

799
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:57,917
- Who's gonna hook up?
- Yeah?

800
00:39:58,134 --> 00:39:59,701
Charness and Jacob!

801
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,792
All right, gang!

802
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,620
The time has come
for tonight's

803
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,230
evening activity.

804
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,886
And as promised,
we are having a social!

805
00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:15,021
And the theme
for tonight's social...

806
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,545
Is a wedding.

807
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,896
Who's getting married?

808
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:24,160
Um, well, I actually,
come to think of it, I was--

809
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,335
Leon?

810
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,035
Will you camp marry me?

811
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:34,127
Well, I-I haven't
met your parents yet,

812
00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:36,303
but... why the hell not?

813
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,223
Yay... Yeah!
That's... what I was thinking!

814
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,660
Yeah, let's go, guys, yeah.

815
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,887
From instructional swim
to free swim.

816
00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,456
From Old Camp to new.

817
00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,459
'Til death do you part.

818
00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:04,766
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

819
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,906
- Yeah!
- I love being married!

820
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:18,650
♪ I'm this I'm that ♪

821
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,696
♪ I'm sharp I'm flat ♪

822
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,699
12 for 12!
12 for 12!

823
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,447
I know how hard
a wedding can be for you

824
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:37,059
considering that your parents'
love was fake.

825
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,844
Those vows meant nothing.

826
00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:40,498
How do you know
when a guy likes you?

827
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,717
Anyone in particular
you're thinking of?

828
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:47,156
I've been waiting for him
to like, make a move,

829
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,245
but nothing's happening.

830
00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:52,292
Dude, let's crush rap.

831
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,513
Hell yeah, let's do it!
Wait, can I do the remix part?

832
00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:58,254
Totally.
How about next time?

833
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,518
That's what you said
last time.

834
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:03,216
This place is amazing!
Let's never leave!

835
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:07,046
Am I a bullfrog,
'cause it's hotter than July!

836
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,091
If it makes you
feel any better,

837
00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:10,832
it's usually not
the kid's fault.

838
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:13,008
I don't think
it was my fault, yeah.

839
00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:15,402
It's not because
you did anything,

840
00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,143
it's because you exist.

841
00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,148
do you think
he's like, embarrassed?

842
00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,758
Remix!

843
00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:25,499
Like I'm following
him around

844
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:26,935
and he doesn't even
care about me?

845
00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:30,852
♪ I'm here I'm there ♪

846
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:34,639
♪ I'm foul I'm fair ♪

847
00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,466
Hi.
- Hi.

848
00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:42,995
So, uh...
whatcha thinking about?

849
00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:46,346
I don't know.
What are you thinking about?

850
00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:56,443
You know, at camp,

851
00:42:56,617 --> 00:43:00,186
I always tell everyone that
you're the most underrated.

852
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,930
Underrated at what?

853
00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,933
Well, just in the rankings.

854
00:43:09,848 --> 00:43:15,331
Well, thank you so much
for seeing my potential.

855
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,681
- What?
- That's really great.

856
00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,507
No, no, no, Tali.

857
00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:22,556
It wasn't meant like that,
it was meant as a compliment.

858
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,037
I'm sorry.

859
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:29,389
Wait, I don't understand,
are... are you mad?

860
00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:35,961
I'm fine, I'm just...

861
00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:39,225
I should get some sleep, so...

862
00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:17,872
Hello, my husband.

863
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,092
Hello, my wife.

864
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,399
Have you ever danced
with someone before?

865
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,140
No.

866
00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:27,926
I'll teach you. Come.

867
00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,103
Put your hands on my waist.
- Oh.

868
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,581
- Just like that.
- Okay.

869
00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:34,497
There you go. Now just
sway side to side.

870
00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,067
There you go.
Yeah, you got it.

871
00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:02,525
So, you gonna miss home?

872
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,748
My whole family thinks
they're so smart

873
00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,707
and I'm the fuck up.

874
00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,928
I guess they decided
they were done with me.

875
00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:18,411
But hey, looks like
I'm done with them, too.

876
00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:23,416
Well, I think you're smart.

877
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,419
Like that one time
when you forgot your line

878
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,073
in the play, and did
the Star Wars

879
00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:29,727
impression instead.

880
00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,772
Like, you're really inventive.

881
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,645
Thank you,
I must.

882
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,955
So... do you miss New York?

883
00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:44,829
I bet you have all sorts of
cool things waiting for you.

884
00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:46,613
Is it true that
your best friends

885
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,180
are all older DJs?

886
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:50,965
No.

887
00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:54,273
My home friends
are all kind of the same.

888
00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:57,537
It's nice to feel special
at camp.

889
00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,975
You know I also invented
the remix part.

890
00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:03,456
- Like, of the crush rap?
- Yeah.

891
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:06,372
- That's the best part.
- I know.

892
00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:09,984
But Jacob's whole
point is like...

893
00:46:10,202 --> 00:46:11,812
He said it's better
if he does it,

894
00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,162
'cause it's more
of a surprise.

895
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,817
But what's the surprise?

896
00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:19,385
Doesn't he do it every time?

897
00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,955
Thank you again
for marrying me.

898
00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:28,002
It multiplies my cool factor
by like 1,000.

899
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,396
Don't listen to what
the guys say.

900
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,661
Trust me,
when you're older,

901
00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,142
you'll be cooler
than all of them.

902
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,408
Hope you're right.
But for now,

903
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:44,976
the only thing
that'll make you cool to them

904
00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:48,849
is if you have your penis
manipulated by a girl's hand.

905
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:50,764
You mean a handjob?

906
00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,419
Mm-hmm.
The devil's handshake.

907
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,901
If you want,

908
00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,033
you can tell
the guys you got one.

909
00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:00,208
From me.

910
00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:02,428
But why would I say that?

911
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:06,432
Sometimes, you just gotta
fake it 'til you make it.

912
00:47:06,649 --> 00:47:08,826
Okay, swear
you won't tell anyone?

913
00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:10,828
- I won't.
- Like at all?

914
00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,351
- I won't.
- Please.

915
00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:15,049
What'd you do?

916
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,792
I just, I did this
dumb thing at school

917
00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:23,797
where I told everyone I had
this boyfriend from camp,

918
00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:26,191
and that he was this hot
French boy

919
00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:28,149
who'd like, serenade me,

920
00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:32,066
and was just like,
obsessed with me.

921
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,678
Named Jacques.

922
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,856
Wait. You mean Jacques-ob?

923
00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,775
Then the girls
were suspicious

924
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,691
and thought I was lying
and asked to meet him,

925
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,868
so I said that we broke up

926
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:52,913
and he went crazy
from the heartbreak,

927
00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:55,698
and was sent away
to a mental institution.

928
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,091
Well played.

929
00:47:57,309 --> 00:47:58,963
Not really.

930
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,703
They figured it out.

931
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,750
And then everyone
treated me like shit.

932
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,409
Is that when you started
talking to Alan the stalker?

933
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:14,413
Yeah, there's also no Alan.

934
00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:17,285
Sorry about

935
00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,244
lying about that too.

936
00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:23,639
I'm sorry.

937
00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:26,468
I don't give a shit.

938
00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,297
I'm the same guy that
catfished his principal

939
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:32,474
pretending to be a 42-year-old
hooker named Kathy.

940
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,956
Like, I told everyone
from home

941
00:48:36,174 --> 00:48:39,394
that I had this guy from camp
that was obsessed with me,

942
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,657
and everyone from camp

943
00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:45,052
that I had this guy from home
that was obsessed with me.

944
00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:47,489
But, really,

945
00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:50,101
no one's thinking about me.

946
00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,625
I mean...

947
00:48:53,843 --> 00:48:55,454
I think about you.

948
00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,935
Kissed you, I have.

949
00:49:43,763 --> 00:49:46,722
Lord Anakin,
don't slaughter the children!

950
00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,950
0 600. Base...

951
00:49:58,256 --> 00:50:00,171
Secured.

952
00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,784
As the captain...

953
00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:11,008
The darkness

954
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:13,749
is his worst enemy.

955
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:16,622
Udell.

956
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,668
Where are you? Pick up!

957
00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,105
I'm coming to get you.

958
00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:36,903
That won't be necessary.

959
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:40,298
Well, enjoy tonight. Truly.

960
00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:44,345
'Cause when I find you
tomorrow, it's all over.

961
00:50:46,347 --> 00:50:48,654
You wish, Bob. We're gonna--

962
00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:52,005
No, no, no.
Not for them. For you.

963
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:53,572
Yeah, I heard your parents

964
00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,791
don't want you
coming back next summer.

965
00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,184
They're still deciding!

966
00:50:57,402 --> 00:50:58,707
No, it's decided.

967
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,448
They emailed the camp office

968
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,276
to withdraw you
and everything.

969
00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:17,030
Got your attention, huh? Good.

970
00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,381
'Cause I'm about
to make you an offer

971
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,253
one time and one time only.

972
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:26,822
I'm currently in Danny's
office holding a ring of keys.

973
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,738
And one of these
little buggers

974
00:51:29,956 --> 00:51:32,263
opens Danny's lock box
full of petty cash.

975
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,702
Added all up, and I would say
it's quite a haul.

976
00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:41,315
To the tune of, hmm,
eight, nine grand.

977
00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,014
That kind of coin
would get you, maybe...

978
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,495
One more summer at camp?

979
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,109
Could be useful in event

980
00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:54,720
your "run away forever"
plan doesn't work out.

981
00:51:57,026 --> 00:52:00,595
No deal, Bob, I'm not
taking your fucking bribe.

982
00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:02,771
I'd never sell out my Dillos.

983
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:07,124
You know, Udell, you
and I aren't that different.

984
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,040
I bet in another life we
could've been friends.

985
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:13,130
Yeah. And in another life,

986
00:52:13,347 --> 00:52:15,001
maybe my parents
would like each other.

987
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:16,829
And I would have
a four inch dick.

988
00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:21,355
I've been doing this
a long time.

989
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,663
I love camp more
than anything too, Udell.

990
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,100
Why do you think
I stuck around so long?

991
00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:30,625
Nah, I see myself in you, kid.

992
00:52:31,844 --> 00:52:34,020
We couldn't be
more different.

993
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,022
You sit alone in the woods,

994
00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:38,938
and I've got my Dillos
keeping me alive and strong.

995
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,679
You want to know
how this ends, Udell?

996
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:43,551
I win, you lose.

997
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,814
You're never
gonna find us, Bob.

998
00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:49,383
Not today, not tomorrow.

999
00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,733
We're gonna make it.

1000
00:52:51,951 --> 00:52:55,911
'Cause we've got everything
we need to survive.

1001
00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:21,459
You okay, big man?

1002
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,552
Okay, so, ideally,

1003
00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:30,468
we wouldn't have gone through
all our snacks in one night.

1004
00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:32,644
But now, we get to see

1005
00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:35,603
what Old Camp pantry
really has to offer.

1006
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,518
Exhibit A.

1007
00:53:37,736 --> 00:53:41,218
Tali, peanut butter
jelly time?

1008
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,263
Yeah, I guess.

1009
00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:50,227
- Ew.
- Oh, god.

1010
00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,620
Looks a little
darker than usual.

1011
00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:54,100
Is all the food expired?

1012
00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:56,058
No, it just, this is just
how they used to

1013
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,104
make peanut butter
before it got all woke.

1014
00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:00,454
Jacob, it smells like
my dog's asshole.

1015
00:54:01,455 --> 00:54:03,849
Aw, I miss my dog.

1016
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:05,764
Smells like my Nana when
they found her body.

1017
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,287
All mushy.

1018
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,465
She would've been proud
of the woman you became.

1019
00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:13,293
What the fuck?

1020
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,345
Don't, just don't.

1021
00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:27,786
Yeah, I... I like it.

1022
00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:31,267
What else do we have?

1023
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,270
Maybe like
the beginning of a salad?

1024
00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,096
Cook this guy up.

1025
00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:36,490
The hell is that?!
I am not eating that!

1026
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:37,622
- Jesus.
- No!

1027
00:54:37,839 --> 00:54:39,667
Relax, I'd remove the eyes.

1028
00:54:39,885 --> 00:54:43,584
Well I found
a can of tomatoes!

1029
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,284
Hey, man,
are you sure

1030
00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:48,676
this water's okay to fish in?

1031
00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:49,982
It looks like
it's full of shit.

1032
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:51,984
I feel like the rat
was a good idea,

1033
00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:53,594
you didn't really
give it a chance.

1034
00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:56,075
Charness, just fish, please.

1035
00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:05,432
Hey, did uh, did Tali say
anything to you last night?

1036
00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,955
Like, about me?

1037
00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,307
Nothing I can remember.

1038
00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:12,309
Did something happen?

1039
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:14,485
Well, which one's
second base?

1040
00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:17,183
You went to second base?

1041
00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:18,880
No, I wouldn't
kiss and tell,

1042
00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:20,491
I'm just wondering, generally.

1043
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,754
First base, kissing with
tongue, and moaning.

1044
00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:26,323
Second base, tits out,
no bulge, kissing and moaning.

1045
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,977
Third base,
you lick her butthole

1046
00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:30,849
and then you have
dinner with her parents.

1047
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:32,416
Did you do that?

1048
00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,731
Well, actually,
I was going to say...

1049
00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:46,560
Tali's actually gotten
a lot cooler

1050
00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:48,780
and funnier than I remembered.

1051
00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,707
Oh Dillos!

1052
00:56:05,797 --> 00:56:07,233
What the fuck?

1053
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,889
Morning, gents.

1054
00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:22,074
I'd say I told you so, but I
think it's pretty damn clear.

1055
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:24,337
How did you find us?

1056
00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:27,384
You stole the map
to old camp.

1057
00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,212
"Oh, let's do camp forever.

1058
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,866
What a sustainable
long-term plan."

1059
00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,260
You know there's a rat
carcass on the barbecue?

1060
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:36,175
Those things
carry Ebola, right?

1061
00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:40,397
Leon. What the hell
happened to you?

1062
00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:43,095
Sophie stroked my penis.

1063
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,100
Okay.

1064
00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:55,673
Come on.

1065
00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,370
You know this plan was doomed.

1066
00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,154
Didn't you, Udell?

1067
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:03,724
Okay, fine.
I'll take the deal.

1068
00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:12,994
Kid, it's way
too late for that.

1069
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:14,735
But if it makes
you feel any better,

1070
00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:17,042
I was never gonna give you
that cash in the first place.

1071
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,826
Jacob,
what's he talking about?

1072
00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:20,959
Your fearless leader
didn't tell you?

1073
00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:23,962
Jacob's not
coming back next year,

1074
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,964
his parents won't
shell out the dough.

1075
00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:28,575
Is that true?

1076
00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,104
Yeah. He knew that.

1077
00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:39,412
And now, no one's
coming back next summer!

1078
00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:45,810
Unless, starting right now,

1079
00:57:46,027 --> 00:57:49,422
you obey my every word.

1080
00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:51,642
I am bringing you back to camp

1081
00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:54,209
where you will sit
in the infirmary

1082
00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:55,776
like God's perfect angels

1083
00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:57,169
until your parents arrive.

1084
00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:00,694
And then...

1085
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,523
we write this off
as our little secret.

1086
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:07,396
Sounds like a bribe
so you don't get fired.

1087
00:58:07,571 --> 00:58:08,701
Astute.

1088
00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:10,965
Udell, I think
I speak for everyone

1089
00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:13,490
when I say we're gonna
miss that keen intuition

1090
00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,230
when you're gone next year.

1091
00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:20,627
All right. Let's go.
Hey, Jake!

1092
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,934
Angus, don't move!
Nobody move! Jacob!

1093
00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:27,591
Come on! Jacob!
Udell, be reasonable.

1094
00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,038
What the fuck!

1095
00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:42,040
Whoa, whoa!

1096
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,695
Holy shit! Get off the hood!

1097
00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:46,523
- Stop!
- Never!

1098
00:58:49,395 --> 00:58:50,439
Ah! Stop!

1099
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,267
You're too old
for camp, Bob!

1100
00:58:52,485 --> 00:58:53,660
- You think you're tough?
- No!

1101
00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,183
You think you're
gonna break me?

1102
00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:56,924
Mow him down, Jacob!

1103
00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:02,495
Get the fuck off, Bob!

1104
00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:04,541
I'm gonna buck you!

1105
00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:05,889
You're gonna what me?

1106
00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:07,413
I'm gonna buck you
off the hood!

1107
00:59:09,067 --> 00:59:09,807
Evil, evil child!

1108
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,678
Cuddles.

1109
00:59:14,725 --> 00:59:16,422
I think there's
something on my windshield.

1110
00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:19,556
You got
the devil in you!

1111
00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:22,080
You little prick!

1112
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:25,518
Yes!

1113
00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:26,563
You're gonna kill us!

1114
00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:32,830
Bye-bye, Bobby!

1115
00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:35,876
Whoa!

1116
00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:45,146
Oh my God!

1117
00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,585
Did he fucking kill him?

1118
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,369
No, no, no, no.
I can't go to prison.

1119
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:51,848
I can't go to prison!

1120
00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,807
Guys like me don't
make it out of juvie.

1121
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:05,689
Nobody move.

1122
01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:07,604
Oh, fuck, he's alive.

1123
01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,040
Everybody run!

1124
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,138
I'll protect you.

1125
01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:24,490
For my wife!

1126
01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:26,927
Leon!

1127
01:00:27,754 --> 01:00:30,627
Leon! Leon!

1128
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:31,932
Leon!

1129
01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,591
Fineman forever!

1130
01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:42,290
Shit.

1131
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,317
Hi. Thank you.

1132
01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:21,155
Pretty badass, right?

1133
01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,071
Leon.

1134
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:30,556
The last 24 hours
has been so, so great.

1135
01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:31,992
Agreed.

1136
01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:34,691
But, I have to
go back to the city.

1137
01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:37,737
And, Leon, you're ten.

1138
01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:39,434
And you live in Georgia.

1139
01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:44,309
Wait, we're breaking up?

1140
01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,006
I am in so deep right now.

1141
01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,139
I screwed up at work big time.

1142
01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:51,142
And if I can't find
a way to fix this

1143
01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:53,274
and I lose my job, then...

1144
01:01:56,321 --> 01:02:00,064
Then there's truly
nothing left for me.

1145
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:03,023
I don't want to go home.

1146
01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:06,897
Leon, we can
still be friends.

1147
01:02:08,202 --> 01:02:12,250
Sophie, you're making
the biggest fucking mistake.

1148
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,123
I have 150 kids who just...

1149
01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:20,214
absolutely hate me.

1150
01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:21,954
All it really takes is just

1151
01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:23,783
love 'em, feed 'em, and put
a Band-Aid on their knee.

1152
01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,178
It's really not
so complicated.

1153
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,747
Oh, put a Band-Aid
on their knee?

1154
01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,399
Yeah.

1155
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,445
You forgot about the part
where they defraud you

1156
01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,490
and run you over
with your own truck.

1157
01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:38,450
Life's a bitch, Bob.
Get in line.

1158
01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:42,367
I'm locking you in.
Good day, good night.

1159
01:02:47,111 --> 01:02:49,113
My key. Where's my key?

1160
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,815
So you're gonna
steal 8,000 dollars

1161
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,555
to pay for camp next summer,

1162
01:02:57,556 --> 01:02:59,601
and your parents aren't gonna
ask where you got it?

1163
01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,081
Of course they will.

1164
01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:02,648
That's why
I'm gonna break it up

1165
01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:04,302
into a bunch of
18 dollar checks.

1166
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:05,869
Say it's Bar Mitzvah gifts.

1167
01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:07,608
It's called money laundering.

1168
01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:11,091
This mission has now gone
from a runaway to a robbery.

1169
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,615
No one is getting
kicked out of camp today.

1170
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,531
Bob needs this to go away
as much as we do.

1171
01:03:16,749 --> 01:03:18,795
So all you guys have to do

1172
01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,840
is get back to camp tomorrow
morning before parents arrive.

1173
01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:22,755
And then I'll steal
the cash box

1174
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,452
and be able to pay
for my own camp.

1175
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,194
Look, you're a total bitch

1176
01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:29,414
for not telling us
about next summer.

1177
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,764
Agreed. Same page.
I'm a bitch.

1178
01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,940
But, you did throw
Bob through a wall,

1179
01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:35,637
which was on
the list of things

1180
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,422
I need to see before I die.

1181
01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:40,381
I think we need to keep
pushing forward.

1182
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:43,080
Yes! Thank you, Charn.

1183
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,560
Look, good things have been
happening to all of us.

1184
01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,694
Not just you. Right, Tali?

1185
01:03:51,653 --> 01:03:52,916
I guess that's true.

1186
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,878
Okay. Great.

1187
01:04:00,184 --> 01:04:03,013
So, I was thinking
we head west

1188
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,189
towards Hanlin's Peak.

1189
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,147
Dude,
Hanlin's Peak is like, cliffs.

1190
01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,453
Gimme that.

1191
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,759
Combe's Bay
is way flatter, and--

1192
01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,718
That is way too long, Charn.

1193
01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,024
It's really not.

1194
01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:17,505
Come on. Let's go.

1195
01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:26,732
You're not touching
that cash, you miserable turd.

1196
01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,387
Oh, God dammit,
why's he back early?

1197
01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:32,738
Hey, Danny-O!

1198
01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,522
Thought I wasn't
seeing you 'til morning.

1199
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,046
Miss me too much?

1200
01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:38,178
No, I just thought
it'd be less of a hassle

1201
01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:39,744
if I sleep here tonight.

1202
01:04:39,745 --> 01:04:41,660
You know, in case
the parents come over early.

1203
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,009
Oh, speaking of heading in,

1204
01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:44,532
I'd love to come inside

1205
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,578
and see how
the big man gets comfy.

1206
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:49,624
I'm gonna go in here--

1207
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,321
I can light you up a fire,

1208
01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:52,671
come inside and leave
right after I light the fire.

1209
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:53,976
No, it's good, okay?

1210
01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:55,979
You should go to
the infirmary. Okay?

1211
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,763
Uh-huh. Night-night.

1212
01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:00,157
Yes. Do not come in here.
At all. Ever.

1213
01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:01,941
Thank you.

1214
01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:13,387
Bob?

1215
01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:18,740
Ah, so,
I think the problem

1216
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,786
was that the MI
stands for miles

1217
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:21,918
and not minutes.

1218
01:05:22,135 --> 01:05:23,223
My mistake, sorry.

1219
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,358
So we're lost. Cool.

1220
01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:31,144
What? No, we're fine.
We're fine, okay?

1221
01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,929
Well, I guess the map
didn't mention

1222
01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,756
the giant fucking cliff.

1223
01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:38,935
Or did it?

1224
01:05:40,893 --> 01:05:42,112
Did it?

1225
01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:44,549
No. No it didn't.

1226
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,768
Yeah, this is a dead end.

1227
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,727
Look, I have a plan.

1228
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,470
If we go down slowly,
and maybe go to that ridge--

1229
01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:54,079
Great, why don't
you do your plan,

1230
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,952
and Tal and I will just
meet you back at the--

1231
01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:58,606
Okay, stop. When did you
start calling her "Tal,"?

1232
01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,957
Well, I mean,
that's what you call her.

1233
01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:03,437
What are you gonna do next?
Hook up?

1234
01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:07,789
What if we did?

1235
01:06:10,879 --> 01:06:13,273
Wow. Just...

1236
01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:17,495
I can't believe you chose him.

1237
01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,237
- Okay. Fuck you!
- Charness!

1238
01:06:20,454 --> 01:06:21,847
You wanna write home?

1239
01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,109
Guys, stop it!

1240
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,371
Should we get out
the typewriter?

1241
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,373
Fucker!

1242
01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,375
Dear mom and dad. Ding!

1243
01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:30,508
Jacob is a psycho
piece of shit

1244
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,553
who only cares about
being in charge.

1245
01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:34,293
Ding!
Enough!

1246
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,209
He won't eat anything
spicier than a green pepper

1247
01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:39,125
and he once jerked off
to a picture of his aunt!

1248
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:40,997
I told you that in private!

1249
01:06:41,171 --> 01:06:44,261
- I don't care!
- She wasn't blood related!

1250
01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:47,003
And dear Mom and Dad.

1251
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:49,005
Charness is a jealous dick...
- Stop it!

1252
01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:51,398
Who faked his nut
allergy for attention.

1253
01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:54,793
And he only likes Tali
because he wants to be me!

1254
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,098
Guys, stop it!

1255
01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:58,014
Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding! -

1256
01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,450
Get off!

1257
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,017
I know your life sucks

1258
01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:02,018
'cause you don't
have any friends.

1259
01:07:02,235 --> 01:07:03,193
I do have friends.

1260
01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:04,629
Yeah, like you have parents.

1261
01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,718
Well at least my parents
don't hate me.

1262
01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:08,459
Why are you
always in charge?

1263
01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:10,461
You think I'm the one
who follows you?

1264
01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,332
I came up with
the fucking crush rap.

1265
01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,900
Your remix ideas are
aggressively unfunny.

1266
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,162
I literally have a notebook

1267
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,598
full of ideas
that are way better.

1268
01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,296
Number one,
Obama and Shabbat.

1269
01:07:19,513 --> 01:07:20,514
Number two,
Danny if he was Jamaican.

1270
01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,081
Do you have any?

1271
01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:26,390
Come on. Give us an idea.
Give us an original idea.

1272
01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:31,830
No? I'll go.

1273
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,309
Yoda as Kim Jong Un.

1274
01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:36,226
Minion porn.
Taylor Swift trying to juggle.

1275
01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:39,011
Fine. Take the remix.
I don't care.

1276
01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:41,057
Oh, my God,
you are such a fucking liar.

1277
01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:42,709
No I'm not!

1278
01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,451
Dude, you ruin any good
relationship in your life.

1279
01:07:49,674 --> 01:07:51,589
Dude! What the fuck?
Give those back!

1280
01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,504
What are you doing?
- No!

1281
01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:01,294
Now you and all your
friends can go find it.

1282
01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,081
Fuck you!

1283
01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:12,218
Tal, let's go.

1284
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,355
Wait. Please, wait,
Tal, please, help me.

1285
01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,965
That's all I ever do.

1286
01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,316
Are you ever once
gonna think about me?

1287
01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:25,101
I wanted to be with you so bad

1288
01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:28,060
I literally started pretending
we were together.

1289
01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:30,671
Yeah. Except she had to
make you seem way cooler

1290
01:08:30,889 --> 01:08:32,019
than you actually are.

1291
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,544
She made up
this entire backstory

1292
01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:35,067
about how you were
a hot French psycho!

1293
01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:36,373
Shut up!

1294
01:08:36,590 --> 01:08:38,766
Why did you not
tell me about that?

1295
01:08:38,984 --> 01:08:40,899
Because it's humiliating.

1296
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,292
Almost as humiliating

1297
01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:44,903
as you hooking up
with my best friend.

1298
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,382
Come on.

1299
01:08:46,383 --> 01:08:48,907
We only did that because
we were mad at you.

1300
01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,650
Ow.

1301
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:56,349
I mean...

1302
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,525
You know what I mean.

1303
01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:01,659
Yeah.

1304
01:09:05,706 --> 01:09:07,317
I wanna go home.

1305
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,674
Where's Udell?

1306
01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:04,287
Your guess is
as good as ours.

1307
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:08,552
For real.

1308
01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:11,859
Get in.

1309
01:10:25,482 --> 01:10:27,223
Udell, can you hear me?

1310
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,793
Udell, you there?

1311
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,144
Can you hear me?

1312
01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:43,456
Whatever you're
running away from,

1313
01:10:45,893 --> 01:10:47,982
staying back here
ain't gonna fix it.

1314
01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,858
You can still
turn this around.

1315
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:56,469
It's not too late. You know?

1316
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:59,559
I built my whole life
around staying at camp.

1317
01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:03,215
Sounds dreamy
until you wake up and realize

1318
01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:05,652
you got nothing
left to live for.

1319
01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:09,047
Bob.

1320
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,918
You don't think that
I have a plan?

1321
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,877
I am getting that cash.

1322
01:11:13,094 --> 01:11:15,140
And tomorrow morning,
before parents arrive,

1323
01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:18,317
I will be at the infirmary
with the money in my hand.

1324
01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:20,188
Because next summer,

1325
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:23,235
I am going back to camp.

1326
01:11:23,409 --> 01:11:25,237
It's a lose-lose for you, Bob.

1327
01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,588
Either you lose 8,000 dollars,

1328
01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,374
or you admit
to losing five kids.

1329
01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:35,160
Either way, you are done.

1330
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,640
Okay.

1331
01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:40,948
Looks like we're gonna
do this the hard way.

1332
01:11:42,515 --> 01:11:45,562
One of us is leaving camp
tomorrow for good.

1333
01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,565
And newsflash,
it's not gonna be me!

1334
01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,394
You got that Udell?

1335
01:11:52,786 --> 01:11:55,006
You ready to pack that
duffel one last time?

1336
01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:58,705
Ready to take that last
walk across Foster Field?

1337
01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,666
Udell?

1338
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:05,712
Udell?

1339
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,723
Let's fucking go.

1340
01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:27,952
Shit!

1341
01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:03,727
From Danny's cabin

1342
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:07,208
all the way to the infirmary.

1343
01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:37,151
I got your nose, weasel.

1344
01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:39,023
Excuse me!

1345
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,547
Oh, you must be Leon's
parents. What a pleasure.

1346
01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,680
Look, I'm sorry,
I have to step out, so I--

1347
01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:45,725
We just wanted to do
a quick comparison

1348
01:13:45,943 --> 01:13:47,335
of your camp's
pink-eye protocols

1349
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:48,989
with those of the CDC.

1350
01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:50,077
Okay.

1351
01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:58,782
I believe that we will win.

1352
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,872
I believe that we will win.

1353
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,116
Here, kitty, kitty.

1354
01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,517
Mother f--

1355
01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:04,500
What, did you forget
where the infirmary was?

1356
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,572
Where are the harnesses? No!

1357
01:15:37,141 --> 01:15:39,883
Udell! Just get down.

1358
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,928
I'll get you camp.

1359
01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:45,453
You can keep the money!

1360
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,194
Udell, please.

1361
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,023
Three, two-- Ah!

1362
01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,590
Shit.

1363
01:15:53,984 --> 01:15:55,638
Woo!

1364
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,120
Fuck you, Bob!

1365
01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:03,080
Udell! You've gone insane!

1366
01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,517
Fastest way across camp!

1367
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,475
Come on!

1368
01:16:11,828 --> 01:16:12,742
No, no, no!

1369
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,139
Whoa!

1370
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,752
Bobby's coming.

1371
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,677
Whoa, Bob!
Slow down there, buddy!

1372
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:37,375
I got a kid to save,
you prick!

1373
01:16:38,898 --> 01:16:41,640
So, would you like to
head to the infirmary?

1374
01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:43,555
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Yeah, come on.

1375
01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,734
Fuck!

1376
01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:52,477
Help! Please! Somebody!

1377
01:16:52,651 --> 01:16:54,435
Let's go!

1378
01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:10,451
Trust! Trust! Somebody!

1379
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,018
Trust!

1380
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,631
Trust!

1381
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,329
Fall!

1382
01:17:50,187 --> 01:17:52,711
Dangerous! Irresponsible!

1383
01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:55,627
Are you fucking insane?

1384
01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:58,543
You could've been killed!
Like...

1385
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,633
Why are you like this?

1386
01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:03,155
Holy...

1387
01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:05,463
Okay, sorry, I shouldn't
have said that. Sorry.

1388
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,292
Actually, no, I'm not sorry.
You should be sorry.

1389
01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:11,295
Now go sit down there. Now.

1390
01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:13,558
Sit down there. Don't move.

1391
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:40,716
Hey. Get your leg up.

1392
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,726
This'll probably
sting a little.

1393
01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:55,165
That's a good one.

1394
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,350
There you go.

1395
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,403
I'm sorry about your car.

1396
01:19:18,231 --> 01:19:19,755
Makes two of us.

1397
01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:26,674
And I'm sorry your wife
left you at the altar

1398
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,852
'cause you circumcised
too much of your--

1399
01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:31,462
Appreciate it.

1400
01:19:34,421 --> 01:19:35,988
You know, Udell.

1401
01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:38,208
You stay at camp long enough,

1402
01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:40,688
you start to realize

1403
01:19:42,647 --> 01:19:45,432
part of what
makes it all magic

1404
01:19:47,739 --> 01:19:49,175
is that it ends.

1405
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:56,835
Jacob.

1406
01:19:59,664 --> 01:20:00,926
Let's go to the car.

1407
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:26,778
♪ All of my friends got
hooked up last night ♪

1408
01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:28,431
Hi, guys!

1409
01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:30,826
Hey! Jacob, I'm so
glad to finally meet you.

1410
01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:36,353
Yeah. Jacob,
you remember Gordon.

1411
01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:38,398
- Hey, Jacob!
- Hello.

1412
01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:42,576
- Okay!
- Let's get inside. Yeah.

1413
01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:49,322
♪ Show me what a body feels
like in my hands ♪

1414
01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:53,544
♪ It's hard to remember ♪

1415
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,158
♪ I've been looking for a new
god of some kind ♪

1416
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,553
Either of you want
a snack? We've got pasta.

1417
01:21:02,770 --> 01:21:04,685
- Oh.
- That's... thank you.

1418
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,818
Yeah, I made it myself.

1419
01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:09,429
- Wow! Thank you.
- Yeah.

1420
01:21:12,258 --> 01:21:16,262
I just wanted to really
formally apologize.

1421
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,655
For everything.

1422
01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:21,441
And I'm gonna make it up.
I promise.

1423
01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:24,531
I'll, I'll, I'll mow lawns.
I'll become a house cleaner.

1424
01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:26,925
Jaylen's really good
with crypto, so I--

1425
01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:28,579
Okay, hey,
Jacob, relax, it's okay.

1426
01:21:28,796 --> 01:21:30,189
It's just...

1427
01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:34,715
I know I screwed it up
with like everyone.

1428
01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:39,764
♪ All of my friends got
hooked up last night ♪

1429
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:46,292
♪ Now I'm feeling lost too
maybe when the bees come ♪

1430
01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:49,861
♪ Maybe when the bees come ♪

1431
01:21:51,863 --> 01:21:53,996
You are the greatest thing

1432
01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:56,476
that has ever happened
to both of us.

1433
01:21:56,694 --> 01:21:59,479
That's right.
Yeah, things are different,

1434
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,091
but that doesn't mean
they have to be worse.

1435
01:22:02,308 --> 01:22:05,050
But you have to
give it a real try.

1436
01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:06,704
Yeah.

1437
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,401
♪ Tell me now
when this went wrong ♪

1438
01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:11,622
♪ Tell me now when our
words became empty ♪

1439
01:22:12,797 --> 01:22:16,496
♪ It was a cold sentence maybe
I'm a helpless thing ♪

1440
01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:21,284
♪ It was a cold sentence
maybe I'm a helpless thing ♪

1441
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,120
Hey.

1442
01:22:32,425 --> 01:22:33,600
Mind if I join?

1443
01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:35,341
Magic club's open to all.

1444
01:22:37,517 --> 01:22:40,303
Today may just be
lower attendance.

1445
01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:43,610
Probably a busy
week for people.

1446
01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:45,351
What's in this one?

1447
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,445
Give it a shake.

1448
01:22:56,797 --> 01:22:58,321
You're a natural.

1449
01:22:58,538 --> 01:22:59,844
I guess it runs in the family.

1450
01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,717
Oh, hey Seamus.

1451
01:23:03,935 --> 01:23:05,763
Great to see you.
This is Jacob.

1452
01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:08,113
He got exploding dice
on the first try.

1453
01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:09,767
Nice to meet you.

1454
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:14,119
So, are you more of
a mind freak or a card shark?

1455
01:23:14,337 --> 01:23:15,816
Oh, no, I think
he's just an observer.

1456
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:19,603
Well, no, I did actually
have one question.

1457
01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,475
Do either of you have a trick

1458
01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:25,304
where you like
break out of chains?

1459
01:23:25,522 --> 01:23:26,740
Like a mental patient.

1460
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:29,265
I can teach you that one.
No problem.

1461
01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:32,920
But you know...
hang on a sec...

1462
01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:35,880
I'm actually feeling
a little nauseous.

1463
01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:37,402
Oh no, oh, my God.

1464
01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:39,014
Are you okay?
Do you need water? I mean...

1465
01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,765
And she said
the movie sucked,

1466
01:23:51,983 --> 01:23:54,029
but it was good,
like it was so funny too.

1467
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,727
Wait, could you
say that again?

1468
01:23:56,944 --> 01:23:58,033
I couldn't hear you.

1469
01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,035
Oh, don't worry,
you weren't there.

1470
01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:02,254
There was this pinata
and these clowns.

1471
01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:04,213
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour,

1472
01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:05,910
bonjour, Hommocks
Middle School.

1473
01:24:06,084 --> 01:24:09,827
I am looking for a madame
by the name of Talia Simani.

1474
01:24:12,221 --> 01:24:14,571
Sweet Talia...

1475
01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,703
- Jacob, what are you doing?
- Baby, please.

1476
01:24:16,921 --> 01:24:19,663
Don't be a stranger.
It's Jacques.

1477
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,622
I've broken out of
the asylum for you!

1478
01:24:26,844 --> 01:24:29,455
oh, my God. Wait,
Tali, is this your crazy ex?

1479
01:24:29,673 --> 01:24:31,457
Jacques J'udell, enchanté.

1480
01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:33,459
oh, my God.

1481
01:24:33,677 --> 01:24:36,593
I... I... Jacques,

1482
01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,029
I thought I told you.

1483
01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,249
We broke up!

1484
01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,599
I, I just really--

1485
01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:45,950
Dude! Get the hell
out of my girl's face!

1486
01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:47,691
Talia is ours.

1487
01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:50,085
It's okay, Courtney,
I've got this.

1488
01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:52,783
Sit down, you're
scaring people.

1489
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,307
Also, the driver's gonna
be back in a minute.

1490
01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,917
And she's like
really protective

1491
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,441
about strangers
coming on the bus.

1492
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,618
He's totally real.

1493
01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,750
For the record,
I always believed her.

1494
01:25:03,968 --> 01:25:05,274
Thank you for that.

1495
01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:08,103
Yeah. Of course.

1496
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,192
What the hell is
going on here?

1497
01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,107
I leave for five minutes,

1498
01:25:12,281 --> 01:25:14,674
and they tell me
some French motherf--

1499
01:25:18,287 --> 01:25:19,766
Hey, uh, buddy,
I hope you don't mind,

1500
01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:21,116
I thought you might
like to have

1501
01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:22,421
some friends here with you.

1502
01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,336
Hey!

1503
01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:25,990
Hi.

1504
01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:28,819
Hi.

1505
01:25:29,036 --> 01:25:31,909
Udell. Well, well, well.

1506
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:33,128
Hi, Bob.
- Hey, guys.

1507
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,824
Bob?

1508
01:25:34,825 --> 01:25:36,783
Wow, you look slicker
than a greased watermelon.

1509
01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:39,134
Thank you, Bob.

1510
01:25:39,351 --> 01:25:40,961
Kind of surprised
to see you here.

1511
01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:42,528
Well, I'll be honest.

1512
01:25:42,746 --> 01:25:44,182
I was kind of surprised
to get the invite.

1513
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,402
I'm thinking your dad
thought I was a child.

1514
01:25:46,619 --> 01:25:48,099
Speaking of
overgrown children,

1515
01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:50,057
where is the little
fungal stump?

1516
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,714
Yeah.

1517
01:25:55,454 --> 01:25:58,327
Have you guys heard
from Charn?

1518
01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:05,072
Dana, from the moment
we first met,

1519
01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:08,380
I knew the next chapter
of my life had begun.

1520
01:26:10,121 --> 01:26:12,732
You fill me up with more joy

1521
01:26:12,950 --> 01:26:14,865
than I could possibly imagine.

1522
01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:18,564
And I vow to fill
you up even more.

1523
01:26:18,782 --> 01:26:20,175
In bed.

1524
01:26:21,611 --> 01:26:25,354
- What?
- Sorry. Allergies.

1525
01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:33,579
Okay, um...

1526
01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:36,713
All of my life
has been prologue

1527
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,628
leading up to this moment,

1528
01:26:38,845 --> 01:26:41,152
as we embark
upon this adventure--

1529
01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:43,502
What is marriage?

1530
01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:46,549
If you asked
a dictionary it would say,

1531
01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:48,725
"When two people get married."

1532
01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,206
But love,

1533
01:26:52,642 --> 01:26:54,905
that's a little bit
more complicated.

1534
01:26:56,559 --> 01:26:58,604
Not that you guys
need a reminder.

1535
01:26:58,822 --> 01:27:01,520
I mean you're both
on marriage number two.

1536
01:27:01,738 --> 01:27:03,043
Ha!

1537
01:27:05,176 --> 01:27:08,788
You do crazy things to
hold onto what you love.

1538
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:12,270
And you do hold on tight

1539
01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,098
because you're terrified

1540
01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:16,231
of what it would be
like if you lost it.

1541
01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,452
And sometimes you do lose it,

1542
01:27:20,670 --> 01:27:23,803
but maybe it's not fully gone.

1543
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,502
I hope.

1544
01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:30,288
Um...

1545
01:27:31,637 --> 01:27:34,466
Here's to finding the one.

1546
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:48,045
Am I a bullfrog
or is hotter than July?

1547
01:27:54,878 --> 01:27:59,056
Ju-ly!

1548
01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,584
Oh, my God.

1549
01:28:11,938 --> 01:28:15,855
Um... Sorry, this is,
uh, usually when--

1550
01:28:16,073 --> 01:28:18,728
Jakey, baby,
tell it to me fresh.

1551
01:28:21,165 --> 01:28:23,776
Well!

1552
01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:30,957
Let's go! Crush rap!

1553
01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:32,655
My name's Jacob.
- And my name's Charn.

1554
01:28:32,872 --> 01:28:34,396
And there's
a funny little rumor

1555
01:28:34,613 --> 01:28:35,875
going 'round the barn.

1556
01:28:36,093 --> 01:28:38,095
A couple of love birds,
we don't know who.

1557
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:39,705
The chickens won't--
- Peep!

1558
01:28:39,923 --> 01:28:41,316
- The cows won't--
- Dad?

1559
01:28:41,533 --> 01:28:43,143
We asked the goats,
still no luck.

1560
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,320
The llama said, "I don't
give a..."

1561
01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:50,063
You got this. Go.

1562
01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,327
Oh, Jesus, there's more.

1563
01:28:53,415 --> 01:28:56,505
Remix!

1564
01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:02,162
Hello, my name's Barack Obama.

1565
01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,166
Wow, he's finally doing it.

1566
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:07,732
Amen, y'all!

1567
01:29:07,733 --> 01:29:10,127
- Woo! Yeah, Charness!
- Hello, vanilla latte.

1568
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,607
I think he's doing
something racist.

1569
01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,874
Banana! Minion at Starbucks!

1570
01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:21,181
God, it's just Minions.
It's just Minions!

1571
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:22,922
You sir, what do
you do for work?

1572
01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,621
Happy birthday to me!

1573
01:29:25,838 --> 01:29:27,362
Check your crotch.

1574
01:29:30,321 --> 01:29:32,018
The five of diamonds
everybody.

1575
01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:35,500
Oh, my God!

1576
01:29:35,718 --> 01:29:39,461
Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah!

1577
01:29:43,465 --> 01:29:45,075
I have a dream!

1578
01:29:49,558 --> 01:29:50,820
That's my boy!

1579
01:29:51,995 --> 01:29:53,910
Mark and Dana

1580
01:29:54,127 --> 01:29:55,390
hug and kiss!

1581
01:29:55,564 --> 01:29:57,783
Kiss! Kiss!

1582
01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:00,699
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

1583
01:30:03,789 --> 01:30:05,312
Hey, yes!

1584
01:30:17,629 --> 01:30:21,198
I really feel like people
didn't get the Minions thing.

1585
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:22,504
It was perfect.

1586
01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:24,027
I totally got it.

1587
01:30:24,244 --> 01:30:26,333
That's how a Minion
would act at Starbucks.

1588
01:30:26,508 --> 01:30:27,944
Thank you.

1589
01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:29,815
Seriously, you have to
do that next summer.

1590
01:30:30,425 --> 01:30:31,861
Yeah, well, about that.

1591
01:30:32,644 --> 01:30:34,733
I'm not coming back
next summer.

1592
01:30:34,951 --> 01:30:36,386
What?

1593
01:30:36,387 --> 01:30:38,520
My new school does this
mandatory summer session.

1594
01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:40,435
I'm sorry.

1595
01:30:41,653 --> 01:30:43,394
Honestly,
I hate to admit it,

1596
01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,135
but my new school
is kinda bomb.

1597
01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:47,616
My parents said I can't focus,

1598
01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:49,356
so now I get all
these accommodations.

1599
01:30:49,531 --> 01:30:51,402
Like I can take tests
for as long as I want.

1600
01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:53,143
They're such dumbasses.

1601
01:30:54,492 --> 01:30:55,928
Oh, you two whispering
is never good.

1602
01:30:56,146 --> 01:30:57,581
Don't worry, Bob.

1603
01:30:57,582 --> 01:31:00,193
Next summer, Fineman
will finally be free of us.

1604
01:31:00,411 --> 01:31:02,152
Well, that makes
three of us.

1605
01:31:02,369 --> 01:31:03,675
Danny gave me the boot.

1606
01:31:05,547 --> 01:31:08,071
Udell, don't you go
worrying about old Bobby.

1607
01:31:08,288 --> 01:31:12,597
I can't believe we're never
gonna be back at Foster Field.

1608
01:31:12,815 --> 01:31:15,470
Well after spending many
an off-season at camp,

1609
01:31:15,644 --> 01:31:17,166
I can tell you boys,

1610
01:31:17,167 --> 01:31:19,517
it's not the place that makes
it feels like Fineman.

1611
01:31:20,344 --> 01:31:22,477
It's you Dillos running
on the woodchip path

1612
01:31:22,651 --> 01:31:23,521
when I tell you to walk.

1613
01:31:27,264 --> 01:31:28,395
Come dance!

1614
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:32,443
Hey, Bob,
you want to join us?

1615
01:31:32,617 --> 01:31:34,271
Oh, no, you go ahead.

1616
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,968
I should play
with the grown-ups.

1617
01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:39,232
Are you sure?
You don't know anybody.

1618
01:31:39,929 --> 01:31:42,714
Go. Scram.

1619
01:31:43,628 --> 01:31:44,890
You too.

1620
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,834
♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪

1621
01:32:18,881 --> 01:32:21,840
♪ You held it in your hands ♪

1622
01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:25,278
♪ I had flashes ♪

1623
01:32:28,368 --> 01:32:30,327
♪ But you saw the plan ♪

1624
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:34,679
♪ I wandered out in
the world for years ♪

1625
01:32:36,855 --> 01:32:40,380
♪ While you just
stayed in your room ♪

1626
01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:43,514
♪ I saw the crescent ♪

1627
01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:49,564
♪ You saw the whole
of the moon ♪

1628
01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:54,525
♪ The whole of the moon ♪

1629
01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,704
♪ You were there
in the turnstiles ♪

1630
01:32:59,922 --> 01:33:01,924
♪ with the wind
at your heels ♪

1631
01:33:02,141 --> 01:33:06,363
♪ You stretched for the stars
and you know how it feels ♪

1632
01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,191
♪ To reach too high ♪

1633
01:33:09,192 --> 01:33:10,802
♪ Too far ♪

1634
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,543
♪ Too soon ♪

1635
01:33:12,717 --> 01:33:16,678
♪ You saw the whole
of the moon ♪

1636
01:33:16,895 --> 01:33:18,636
♪ I was grounded ♪

1637
01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:24,903
♪ While you filled the skies ♪

1638
01:33:25,121 --> 01:33:28,820
♪ I was dumbfounded by truth ♪

1639
01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:34,217
♪ You cut through lies ♪

1640
01:33:34,434 --> 01:33:37,437
♪ I saw the rain
dirty valley ♪

1641
01:33:41,441 --> 01:33:43,487
♪ You saw Brigadoon ♪

1642
01:33:43,661 --> 01:33:46,751
♪ I saw the crescent ♪

1643
01:33:49,798 --> 01:33:52,844
♪ You saw the whole
of the moon ♪

1644
01:34:11,254 --> 01:34:14,126
♪ I spoke about wings ♪

1645
01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:19,175
♪ You just flew ♪

1646
01:34:19,392 --> 01:34:22,439
♪ I wondered
I guessed I tried ♪

1647
01:34:26,182 --> 01:34:28,271
♪ You just knew ♪

1648
01:34:28,488 --> 01:34:30,142
♪ I sighed ♪

1649
01:34:35,104 --> 01:34:37,802
♪ But you swooned ♪

1650
01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,022
♪ I saw the crescent ♪

1651
01:34:44,635 --> 01:34:47,464
♪ You saw the whole
of the moon ♪

1652
01:34:50,467 --> 01:34:52,208
♪ The whole of the moon ♪

1653
01:34:54,253 --> 01:34:56,647
♪ The whole of the moon ♪

1654
01:34:56,821 --> 01:35:00,303
♪ With a torch in your pocket
and the wind at your heels ♪

1655
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:04,350
♪ You climbed on the ladder
and you know how it feels ♪

1656
01:35:04,568 --> 01:35:06,526
♪ To get too high ♪

1657
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,877
♪ Too far ♪

1658
01:35:09,094 --> 01:35:10,966
♪ Too soon ♪

1659
01:35:11,183 --> 01:35:14,709
♪ You saw the whole
of the moon ♪

1660
01:35:17,146 --> 01:35:19,409
♪ The whole of the moon ♪

1661
01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,020
♪ Hey yeah ♪

1662
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,545
♪ Unicorns and cannonballs ♪

1663
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,722
♪ Palaces and piers ♪

1664
01:35:27,896 --> 01:35:29,593
♪ Trumpets and towers
and tenements ♪

1665
01:35:29,767 --> 01:35:31,813
♪ Wide oceans full of tears ♪

1666
01:35:32,030 --> 01:35:34,380
♪ Flags, rags and ferryboats ♪

1667
01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,556
♪ Scimitars and scarves ♪

1668
01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:39,211
♪ Every precious dream
and vision ♪

1669
01:35:39,429 --> 01:35:40,604
♪ Underneath the stars ♪

1670
01:35:40,778 --> 01:35:42,649
♪ Yes you climbed
on the ladder ♪

1671
01:35:42,824 --> 01:35:45,740
♪ With the wind
in your sails ♪

1672
01:35:45,914 --> 01:35:50,353
♪ You came like a comet
blazing your trail ♪

1673
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,572
♪ Too high ♪

1674
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,879
♪ Too far ♪

1675
01:35:55,097 --> 01:35:57,229
♪ Too soon ♪

1676
01:35:57,447 --> 01:36:00,406
♪ You saw the whole
of the moon ♪

1677
01:36:18,250 --> 01:36:24,082
♪ Oh oh oh did you see
the whole of the moon ♪

1678
01:36:59,683 --> 01:37:04,470
♪ I am the youngest of
a family of spiders ♪

1679
01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:09,214
♪ I've got a web
of my very own weaving ♪

1680
01:37:09,432 --> 01:37:13,958
♪ I know where I belong
and nothing's gonna beat it ♪

1681
01:37:14,176 --> 01:37:18,528
♪ So I ain't going home
just because I'm leaving ♪

1682
01:37:20,704 --> 01:37:25,404
♪ So let's just
clear the air ♪

1683
01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:31,149
♪ I am over here
I'm over there ♪

1684
01:37:35,501 --> 01:37:40,898
♪ I am over here
I'm over there ♪

1685
01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:49,559
♪ Well the last time
that I got lonely ♪

1686
01:37:49,776 --> 01:37:53,868
♪ I didn't even
know your name ♪

1687
01:37:54,738 --> 01:37:59,482
♪ Once and again
for the first time ♪

1688
01:37:59,699 --> 01:38:04,095
♪ Yeah it's hope
but it ain't the same ♪

1689
01:38:04,313 --> 01:38:08,839
♪ I remember everything
you told me ♪

1690
01:38:09,013 --> 01:38:13,061
♪ I remember
you walking away ♪

1691
01:38:14,453 --> 01:38:18,457
♪ I felt it on the moment
that I met you ♪

1692
01:38:18,675 --> 01:38:23,027
♪ And that felt like
a place that I should stay ♪

1693
01:38:25,725 --> 01:38:29,816
♪ So let's just
clear the air ♪

1694
01:38:30,774 --> 01:38:36,475
♪ I am over here
I'm over there ♪

1695
01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:46,616
♪ I am over here
I'm over there ♪

1696
01:38:49,662 --> 01:38:54,450
♪ We were around
long before my birthday ♪

1697
01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:59,020
♪ They'll be around
to throw flowers at my grave ♪

1698
01:38:59,237 --> 01:39:03,938
♪ Me and you got
a history of history ♪

1699
01:39:04,155 --> 01:39:09,030
♪ Me and you
two continuous waves ♪

1700
01:39:11,554 --> 01:39:15,384
♪ So let us fill the air ♪

1701
01:39:15,601 --> 01:39:21,129
♪ We are over here
we're over there ♪

1702
01:39:23,305 --> 01:39:27,178
difuze