1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,360 ♪ (PLEASANT STRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,840 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 3 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,240 (FLOORBOARDS CREAKING) 4 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:31,440 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 5 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,720 LORI KENNEDY: You look nervous. 6 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,400 No, I'm not. I'm just... 7 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,360 I don't know. 8 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,000 It feels big. 9 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,640 LORI: You'll be fine. 10 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,360 You're always fine. 11 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,840 The only positive about having a hyperactive brain 12 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,000 is it's never as bad as you expect it to be. 13 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,800 Great. 14 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,720 Good pep talk, Mum. 15 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,200 Here. 16 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,640 Got you something. 17 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,480 NIALL KENNEDY: Finally. 18 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:15,120 A way out. 19 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,000 Shut up! 20 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,440 It was your father’s sgian dubh. 21 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,160 -You wear it in your sock. -Yeah, I know. 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,120 Can it go via the left ventricle? 23 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,840 You're making a lot of death jokes 24 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,680 for a man getting hitched in a few hours. 25 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,840 No, I'm fine. 26 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,080 I want to do this. It's just... 27 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,960 I don't know. 28 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,240 I want it to work out. 29 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,440 (SIGHS DEEPLY) Hmm. 30 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:46,680 I mean, your marriage worked out in the end, did it not? 31 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,720 (QUIETLY) Meh. 32 00:01:48,759 --> 00:01:52,240 He got ill so quickly, I could never really tell. 33 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,759 He always made a lot of effort too, which put me off. 34 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,240 Your dad was a lot more fun when he was spurning our dates 35 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,400 -and never calling me back. -(CHUCKLES) 36 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,360 That's why I got on so well with Maura. 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,360 We never signed a contract 38 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,440 saying we expected more from one another. 39 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,560 Are you missing her? 40 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,160 I miss them both. 41 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,600 (SOFTLY) Yeah. 42 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,240 What about Ruben? 43 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,400 Any feelings there? 44 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,480 Uh... 45 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,040 Yeah, I suppose. 46 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,200 Maybe a... 47 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,160 small part of me, you know, 48 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,720 misses him. 49 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,880 Well, that's something. 50 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,079 Now what do you mean, "That's something"? 51 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,200 No, I just... 52 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,520 Look. 53 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,240 I don't know how to tell you this. 54 00:02:56,079 --> 00:02:57,320 but he's on his way. 55 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,240 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 56 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,720 You're joking? 57 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,200 No. He found out this morning. I don't know how. 58 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,480 But he'll be here any minute. 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,440 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 60 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,440 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 61 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,160 (GUESTS EXCLAIM, CHATTER) 62 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,600 Niall. Come and say hi. 63 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,800 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 64 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,560 -(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) -(SOUND REVERBERATING) 65 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,120 ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 66 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,880 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE CUTS OUT) 67 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:49,080 ♪ ("IN BETWEEN DAYS" BY THE CURE PLAYING) ♪ 68 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,240 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 69 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,360 -LORI: Eighteen years. -♪ (SONG CONTINUES OVER RADIO) ♪ 70 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,280 I know it's only 20 minutes down the road, but still. 71 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,880 What am I gonna do with all my excess cortisol? 72 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,040 ♪ (SONG CUTS OFF) ♪ 73 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,720 LORI: Oh! Here. 74 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,520 I got you something. 75 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,200 A little moving-in present. 76 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,120 I was going to get "Number One Student," 77 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,080 but it was 20 pence a letter, and to be honest, 78 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,320 you haven't proved yourself yet. 79 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,440 Wow, big font. 80 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,120 -Almost reads like an insult. -(LORI CHUCKLES) 81 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,640 I love it. Thank you. 82 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,560 -How you feeling? -Yeah. 83 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,080 Pretty overwhelmed. 84 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,840 Just hope I find my people, you know. 85 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,920 You will. This place is full of nerds and virgins. 86 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,520 (CHUCKLES) 87 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:46,960 (LAUGHS) Embrace it, Niall. This is a fresh start. 88 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,400 A chance to figure out who you are a bit. 89 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,640 -Away from Ruben. -Oh, Mum, I don't know 90 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,400 why you keep bringing that up all the time. 91 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,880 -We're just close. -You're too close. Honestly. 92 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,800 You should see the pair of you when you're together. 93 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,760 You strut around town like you'll never pay taxes. 94 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,840 -What's wrong with that? -It doesn't suit you, Niall. 95 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:07,120 You're not a strutter. You don't have the legs for it. 96 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,400 He is gonna want to visit, Mum. 97 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,720 I know, but just... 98 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,160 bed in a little bit before inviting him, yeah? 99 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,760 I just think it would be good for you to see what life is like 100 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,960 without his light blinding your eyes. 101 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,960 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 102 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,000 Shall we? 103 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,040 -(CAR DOOR OPENS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 104 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,120 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 105 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,320 Go make friends now. 106 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,120 I don't want to come back here in four years' time 107 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,480 to find you conversing with a pot plant. 108 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,120 (CHUCKLES) I will. 109 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,880 And don't call Ruben! 110 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,880 (LAUGHING) Jesus, Mum, I won't. I'll be fine without him. 111 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,680 I promise. 112 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,000 (DISTANT LAUGHTER) 113 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,280 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -(GASPS) 114 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,080 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 115 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,040 Just a minute! 116 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,720 Hi. What's your name? 117 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,720 -I'm Niall. -I'm Joanna. 118 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,520 Why are you sitting in the dark? 119 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,600 Oh, no, I wasn't. (CHUCKLES) 120 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,720 Well, I was, but I was having a power nap, you know, 121 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,400 ahead of a big Freshers. 122 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,400 You nap in your shoes? 123 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,520 Yeah. 124 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,720 It's a time-saving thing, 125 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,200 so I can wake up and hit the bar straight away, you know? 126 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:39,960 Right. 127 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,120 Anyway, wanna join? 128 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,120 We're doing pre-drinks, then we're going to the union. 129 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,480 Non-stop New Wave all night. 130 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,480 Yeah. Yeah, I love New Wave. 131 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,280 Oh, amazing. Who's your favorite? 132 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,640 Uh... 133 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:58,680 Jonny and the... New... Waves. 134 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,360 Right. 135 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,000 Well, see you in a bit. (CHUCKLES) 136 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,480 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 137 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,040 -(DOOR SHUTS) -(SIGHS HEAVILY) 138 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,320 ♪ ("LOVE SONG" BY SIMPLE MINDS PLAYING) ♪ 139 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,000 (GRUNTS) 140 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,720 (EXCITED CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 141 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,120 -Wahey! There he is! -♪ (SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKER) ♪ 142 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,800 This is Neil, the final flatmate. 143 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,160 Oh, actually, my name's-- 144 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,960 This is Celeste, a French exchange student. 145 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,520 Porridge man! Come save me! 146 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,280 -(LAUGHS) -(JOANNA LAUGHS) 147 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,280 Do you want a drink? 148 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,960 You've got one choice, and that's vodka. 149 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,080 I'll have a vodka with a tiny splash 150 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:40,200 of vodka, then. 151 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,400 Just a vodka, please. 152 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,920 Vodka and porridge? Now, there's a combination. 153 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,640 (BOTH LAUGHING) 154 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,720 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 155 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,560 Sorry, what's this porridge thing? 156 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,080 Celeste wants a Scottish man. 157 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,680 CELESTE: One like the cereal box. 158 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,400 You know, the man with the kilt throwing the boulder. 159 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,120 I told her Scotland's nothing like that. 160 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,360 If anything, it should be a fat bloke with diabetes 161 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,440 throwing a sausage roll. 162 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,160 -(LAUGHS) -(JOANNA LAUGHS) 163 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,280 (LAUGHS) 164 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,920 -(GLASS THUDS) -(SIGHS) 165 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,320 Right, enough of this mindless chit-chat. 166 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,000 Let's get out of this rat den and go clubbing. 167 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,240 -(JOANNA AND CELESTE LAUGHING) -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 168 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,920 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(DOOR OPENS) 169 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,560 STUDENT: Hello. 170 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,640 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 171 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,800 Oh. 172 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:30,960 Hello. 173 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,480 -I'm Alby. You must be Neil. -Oh, I'm... 174 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,480 -Nice to meet you. -Oh, no, I don't do handshakes. 175 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,360 I feel like it's a social construct 176 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,600 designed to keep us apart. But it's a pleasure, seriously. 177 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,800 Have you met the others? 178 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,520 Experienced, more like. (CHUCKLES) 179 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,120 Yeah. Did they, uh, ply you with cheap vodka? 180 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,440 Certainly did. Do you fancy helping? 181 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,800 No, I don't drink. I never have, really. 182 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,880 Wow. Tha... That's crazy. 183 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,120 Yeah, just the old bog-standard heroin for me. 184 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,360 -(CHUCKLES) -(DOOR OPEN) 185 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,920 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) Are we ready to go? 186 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,720 I want to meet a porridge man by midnight. 187 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,600 She means you, Neil. You can be her porridge man. 188 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,360 Ignore her. She's proletariat. 189 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,880 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 190 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,640 (DISTANT DOOR OPENS) 191 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,120 -Uh... See you later. -Have fun. 192 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,000 -♪ ("NO MORE HEROES" BY THE STRANGLERS PLAYING) ♪ -Celeste is hot for you. 193 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,880 She wants to sow your oats, porridge man. (LAUGHS) 194 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,360 I really hope this porridge man thing 195 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,480 -doesn't catch on. -Are you going to bang? 196 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,600 She's fit. Like, really fit. 197 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,200 Well, I'll let her learn my name first. 198 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,240 -What, Neil? -Oh, no. Actually, my name-- 199 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,640 Do you think Alby's gay? 200 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,600 What? What makes you say that? 201 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,400 JOANNA: I don't know, just a suspicion. 202 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,200 There was this guy at my school who was gay, 203 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,080 and he didn't really know how to join in either. 204 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,400 It seems to be a... a sign, you know? 205 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,000 ♪ Dear old Lenny? ♪ 206 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,760 -♪ ("QUIET LIFE" BY JAPAN PLAYING) ♪ -Come on, have some shots. 207 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,080 -We've unlocked the beast. -(LAUGHS) 208 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,160 I box, you know, and I smoke hash. I have some on me now, in fact. 209 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,240 What happened to the guy in the flat? 210 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,040 Like, what have you done with him? 211 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,520 (LAUGHS) Cheers. 212 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,960 Right. Let's go. 213 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,600 ♪ (UPBEAT NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) ♪ 214 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,440 -Oh, nicely rolled. -(DISTANT CHATTER) 215 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,360 You're a dark horse, aren't you? 216 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,320 You guys are so gonna get it on. 217 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,240 It's like having subtext around. (LAUGHS) 218 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,800 Fine, I'll leave. 219 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,560 CELESTE: No, don't! 220 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,400 (SIGHS) 221 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,480 (CLICKS TONGUE) I had better go after her. 222 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,280 Blowback? 223 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,640 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 224 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,400 See you later, porridge man. 225 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,720 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 226 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,040 -Didn't think you'd make it. -Well, what can I say? 227 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,800 I heard the city calling my name. 228 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,440 That'll be the heroin. 229 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,080 (LAUGHS) 230 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,280 (CHUCKLES) 231 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,040 Oh, may I? 232 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,480 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 233 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,960 So, what brings you to Glasgow? 234 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,920 Oh, loads of things. 235 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,440 The city, music, the nightlife, the women. 236 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,280 What is it you study again? 237 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,040 -English Literature. -Oh, cool. 238 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,400 I was going to guess Theater Studies, 239 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,320 so not too far off. 240 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,760 Theater Studies? Hell no. 241 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,120 That's miles off. What makes you say that? 242 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,280 ALBY: I don't know. 243 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,480 You, uh... You strike me as a performer in some way. 244 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,680 -What, like an actor? -ALBY: No, a performer. 245 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,280 Like, uh... 246 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,800 Like you're performing somehow. 247 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,920 Hey, it's nothing to worry about. 248 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,480 I mean, after all... 249 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,800 I'm a performer, too. 250 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,360 ♪ ("DON’T LEAVE ME THIS WAY" BY THE COMMUNARDS PLAYING) ♪ 251 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,120 ♪ Can set me free ♪ 252 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,920 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Set me free ♪ 253 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,760 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Set me free ♪ 254 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,560 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Set me free ♪ 255 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,560 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Don't leave me this way ♪ 256 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,600 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Don't leave me this way ♪ 257 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,800 ♪ Set me free ♪ 258 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,040 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Don't leave me this way ♪ 259 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,800 -♪ Set me free ♪ -♪ Don't leave me this way ♪ 260 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,400 ♪ Don't leave me this way ♪ 261 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,040 ♪ ("DOCTOR! DOCTOR!" BY THOMPSON TWINS PLAYING) ♪ 262 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,960 ♪ Oh, Doctor! Doctor! ♪ 263 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:20,120 ♪ Is this love I'm feeling? ♪ 264 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,280 ♪ Ships at night ♪ 265 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,680 Something I said? 266 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,600 ♪ Give such delight ♪ 267 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,680 (SLURRING) No, it's just... 268 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,760 -Just don't get your... Your... -♪ But we all leave before ♪ 269 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,640 ♪ The morning light ♪ 270 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,960 ♪ Please don't go ♪ 271 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,360 ♪ No, please don't go ♪ 272 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,160 Okay, let's go, buddy. 273 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,880 ♪ 'Cause I don't want To stay here on my own ♪ 274 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,280 (INHALES SHARPLY) 275 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,400 (GROANS SOFTLY) 276 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,480 (SNIFFLES) 277 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,840 (GASPS) 278 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,840 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 279 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,160 (GASPS) 280 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,480 (SNIFFS, GASPS) 281 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,400 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 282 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,680 (HYPERVENTILATING) 283 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,760 (SOBBING SOFTLY) 284 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,480 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 285 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,640 (SNIFFLES) 286 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,920 (DIAL TONE DRONING) 287 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,360 (PHONE BEEPING) 288 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,840 -(BREATHING HEAVILY) -(LINE RINGING) 289 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,720 (SNIFFLES) 290 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,080 (RINGING STOPS) 291 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,360 RUBEN PALLISTER: All right? 292 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,200 -I don't like it. -RUBEN: What? 293 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,800 Four years doing fuck all and getting paid for it? 294 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,960 -Come on, now. Don't be a pube. -(LAUGHS, SNIFFLES) 295 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,880 RUBEN: What are the birds like? 296 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,680 Any got the hots for you? 297 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,760 Uh, actually, yeah. I think so. 298 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,280 I can't tell if she's coming on to me, 299 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,280 or if she's just French. 300 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,680 RUBEN: A French bird? Ooh, la, la! 301 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,960 Two days in, he's already fine dining. 302 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,720 (LAUGHS) 303 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,320 RUBEN: Come on. What's bothering you, shagger? 304 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,800 I... I just... 305 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,040 I just don't feel like myself here. 306 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,320 (SNIFFLES) 307 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,200 Everyone keeps calling me Neil, and there's this 308 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,640 Alby guy who's... He's spinning me out a bit. 309 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,839 RUBEN: You only need to ask. 310 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,599 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 311 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,920 Oh. Oh, no, I... I... I couldn't. 312 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,319 RUBEN: Just say the words. 313 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,520 ♪ (MUSIC BUILDING) ♪ 314 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,119 -I need you. -(RECEIVER CLATTERS) 315 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,160 ♪ (MUSIC FALLING) ♪ 316 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,280 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) 317 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,040 (GASPS) 318 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,720 -(GRUNTS) -(DISTANT CHATTER) 319 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,120 Chuck the keys, shagger! 320 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,560 Be up in a bit. Gonna have a fag and see 321 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,160 -if I can split a fresher. -(LAUGHS) 322 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,280 (KEYS JANGLING) 323 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,360 (SIGHS) 324 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,680 ALBY: I had to run them through twice. 325 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,400 (SIGHS) You scared the shit out of me! 326 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,960 Yeah, well, I'm not cleaning it up this time. 327 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,800 Look, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't-- 328 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,320 You were a disgrace last night. 329 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,600 What do you mean? 330 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,600 Leaving early with no explanation. 331 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,000 Ah. Right. 332 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,600 Why are you in your underpants? 333 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,640 No reason. 334 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,800 Just, you know, catching the air on my thighs. 335 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,760 I'll put them back on. (CLEARS THROAT) 336 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,480 Well, this has been a fascinating insight 337 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,360 into human behavior, but I've got some reading to do. 338 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,840 (SIGHS SHAKILY) 339 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,520 ALBY: Thank you. 340 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,000 Mm! There he is! Houdini. 341 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,960 -I'm sorry? -CELESTE: You, last night, 342 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,760 and your vanishing act. 343 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,000 Very disappointing. 344 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,440 JOANNA: Oh my God. 345 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,600 You should see how fit this guy is outside. 346 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,480 -Oh, he looks like trouble. -(JOANNA LAUGHS) 347 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,880 (GASPS) Oh my God. He just came into the halls. 348 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960 CELESTE: Hey! Maybe he'll move in upstairs 349 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,560 and you can have a really dysfunctional romance. 350 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,880 (SCOFFS) I'd love that, you know. 351 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,520 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) Oh, no. 352 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,720 (DOOR OPENS) 353 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,880 There he is! Bring it in, son! 354 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:16,520 (BOTH LAUGH) 355 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,840 -NIALL: (MUFFLED) Get off of me! Ruben! -You big student bastard! 356 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,680 Hey? Hey? You tax-dodging fuck! 357 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,360 -NIALL: (LAUGHING) Stop! -(RUBEN LAUGHS) 358 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,640 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) 359 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,960 Oh, this is Ruben, my... my brother. 360 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,240 And you're the flatmates? 361 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,840 You must be the gorgeous French one. 362 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,120 (GASPS) Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) No, that's, uh, Celeste. 363 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,000 -I'm Joanna. (CHUCKLES) -Oh. 364 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,240 Sorry, I just assumed you were the gorgeous one. 365 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,600 (LAUGHS) 366 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,120 -(LAUGHS) -(CHUCKLES) 367 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,160 (ZIPPER WHOOSHES) 368 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,800 Right, you. 369 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,920 I'll see you outside. 370 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,640 (SOFTLY) Joanna. 371 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,440 (LAUGHS) 372 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,760 (CHUCKLES) 373 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,440 His name's Niall, by the way. 374 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,000 (DOOR SHUTS) 375 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,200 (GRUNTS) That was epic. 376 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,960 Mate, you're a lucky son of a bitch 377 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,120 living with those two. 378 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,000 I'll take the ugly bird off your hands then, shall I? 379 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,640 She's not ugly, is she? 380 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,000 RUBEN: Hey, I'm not complaining. 381 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,000 Ugly birds are the better lay anyway. 382 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,160 -You're a sick fuck, Ruben. -You love it. 383 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,320 (BOTH LAUGH) 384 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,240 (PANTING) 385 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,120 (GRUNTS) 386 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,240 (GROANS) 387 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,520 -What the hell? -Do it back. Trust me. 388 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,680 It'll work. I've got a game plan. 389 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,320 What? No! That fucking hurt! 390 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,640 Oh, does little soft-cock Niall Kennedy 391 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,320 not have it in him to hit a man? 392 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,760 Would soft-cock Niall Kennedy rather go off and read 393 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,920 -some gay little books instead? -(NIALL GRUNTS) 394 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,200 (PANTS) 395 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,160 S... Sorry, I... 396 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,720 You fucking beauty. 397 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,320 (EXCLAIMS, GIGGLES) Stop it. Stop. 398 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,440 ♪ ("BLUE MONDAY" BY NEW ORDER PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 399 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,280 Keep still. 400 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,680 There are certain parts of my body 401 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,520 I don't have control over, Joanna. 402 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,720 -(EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY) 403 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:44,480 -(JOANNA SCREAMS, GIGGLES) -You're very different, you two. 404 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,080 -(RUBEN LAUGHS) -JOANNA: (LAUGHING) Stop. 405 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,600 It's like one needs a head and the other needs a body. 406 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,800 I think you have doubts, Niall. 407 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:00,040 -About you? No way. -I spoke to Alby about this. 408 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,560 -We have our theories. -(JOANNA GIGGLING) 409 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,840 -(RUBEN BLOWING RASPBERRIES) -(JOANNA EXCLAIMS, GIGGLES) 410 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,880 You're a virgin, aren't you? 411 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,000 That's why the disconnect. 412 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,640 (JOANNA AND RUBEN LAUGHING CHATTING QUIETLY) 413 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:26,360 (LAUGHING LOUDLY) Shall we play spin the bottle? 414 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,040 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 415 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,840 Basically, wherever the bottle lands, 416 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,400 you need to kiss that person. 417 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,680 You know there's a good chance it lands on family? 418 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,600 -Family have a veto. -Very convenient. 419 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,960 RUBEN: I'll go first. 420 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,840 Ready? 421 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,240 (SCOFFS) 422 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,960 Come on, frog. I want a French one. 423 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,840 I'm not scared of you. 424 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,120 (SOFTLY) Prove it. 425 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,880 Okay, guys, that's great. 426 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,320 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) Other people are yet to... 427 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,000 Thanks, guys. 428 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,160 (RUBEN AND CELESTE KISSING) 429 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,240 Thanks, guys. 430 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,480 (KISSING CONTINUES) 431 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,600 Thanks, guys. 432 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,840 Thanks, guys. 433 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,600 Come on, guys, it's a kiss, not a tongue transplant. 434 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,960 (SNIFFLES, CLEARS THROAT) 435 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,880 Niall, you take this one. 436 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,840 Ah! (LAUGHS) 437 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,560 -(DOOR OPENS) -Oh! Sorry. 438 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,800 -Don't mind me. -(DOOR CLOSES) 439 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,680 Who's next? 440 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,520 Fuck it. I'll go. 441 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,200 You're up. 442 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,320 S-- Sorry, I don't think we've, um, been acquainted. I'm Alby. 443 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,320 I know exactly who you are. 444 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,080 Ruben. Niall's brother. 445 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,000 Oh, uh, I don't do handshakes. 446 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,160 And I don't do with people turning them down. 447 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,960 (CHUCKLES) 448 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,760 What are you waiting for? 449 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,680 -I... I wasn't playing. -RUBEN: (SCOFFS) Spin the bottle. Ancient law. 450 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,640 You enter the room, you're playing. 451 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,600 Okay, well, can't argue with ancient law. 452 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 (SNIFFLES) 453 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,080 -(JOANNA AND CELESTE CLAPPING) -JOANNA: Wahey! Yes, Alby! 454 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,360 -CELESTE: Ooh! This is exciting. (LAUGHS) -(JOANNA GIGGLING) 455 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,720 ♪ ("AGE OF CONSENT" BY NEW ORDER PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 456 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,800 -(JOANNA LAUGHS) -CELESTE: (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah! 457 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,280 -(CHUCKLES) -JOANNA: (LAUGHING) Amazing. 458 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,800 ♪ Won't you please let me go? ♪ 459 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,480 What are you waiting for? (LAUGHS) 460 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,800 You not man enough to kiss a bloke or something? 461 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,440 JOANNA: Yeah, kiss him. (LAUGHS) 462 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,800 ♪ And I'm not the kind That likes to tell you ♪ 463 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,720 ♪ Just what I want to do ♪ 464 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,720 ♪ I'm not the kind That needs to tell you ♪ 465 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,840 (NIALL CLEARS THROAT) 466 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,960 ♪ Just what you want me to ♪ 467 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,960 ♪ I saw you this morning ♪ 468 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,720 ♪ I thought That you might like to know ♪ 469 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,960 ♪ I received your message In full a few days ago ♪ 470 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,960 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 471 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,920 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 472 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,360 BOUNCER: Have your IDs ready, please. 473 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,200 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 474 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,480 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 475 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,280 (SNIFFS LOUDLY) 476 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,200 (CLEARS THROAT) 477 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,040 -(SNIFFS, COUGHS) -What's that? 478 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,800 Electricity, mate. Have a sniff? 479 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,920 No, no, I'm... I'm good, actually. 480 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,200 All the more for me, then. (SNIFFS LOUDLY) 481 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,360 -(CLEARS THROAT) -CELESTE: Boys? 482 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,960 Celeste. 483 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,920 -Bump of life, mate? -Sure. Why not? 484 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,920 (SNIFFS) 485 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,200 -Do you even know what that is? -Don't care. 486 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,720 Need to tolerate your brother somehow. 487 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,320 (LAUGHS) 488 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,960 -Where's Joanna? -Urinating in the bushes. 489 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,400 Sorry, guys. Bet you think I'm minging now. 490 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,880 Right, let's talk game plan. 491 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,040 Is the fat prick checking student IDs? 492 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,240 Yeah, looks like it. 493 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,480 You'll charm them though, don't worry. 494 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,760 Nah, bouncers are the only ones who manage to see 495 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,760 -through my bullshit. -What bullshit? 496 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,160 Exactly. I'll have to find another way in. 497 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,280 -But wait, what if you don't? -Don't worry. 498 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,640 I have a knack for worming my way into tight spaces. 499 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,840 -(SOFT SPANK) -(LAUGHS) 500 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,760 ♪ ("ECHO BEACH" BY MARTHA AND THE MUFFINS PLAYING) ♪ 501 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,800 ♪ From nine to five ♪ 502 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,920 ♪ I have to spend My time at work ♪ 503 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,920 ♪ My job is very boring I'm an office clerk ♪ 504 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,840 ♪ The only thing that helps me Pass the time away ♪ 505 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,000 ♪ Is knowing I'll be back At Echo Beach someday... ♪ 506 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,040 Hey. 507 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,680 Hey. 508 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,080 Can't get enough of that Irn-Bru? 509 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,120 -No, I'm here for all the pussy. -(LAUGHS) 510 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,200 I'm sorry about my brother. 511 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,680 I mean, his heart's in the right place. 512 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,760 I've always hated that phrase. 513 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,000 It's excuse-making for shitty behavior. 514 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,040 And why did you bring him? 515 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,720 I wanted to see him. 516 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800 We... We're practically the same person. 517 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,000 You're not remotely. 518 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,480 You're the same person in the same way 519 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,480 Jekyll and Hyde are the same person. 520 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,000 ♪ ("RAT TRAP" BY THE BOOMTOWN RATS PLAYING) ♪ 521 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,440 Yes, I love this song. 522 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,720 I don't. Geldof's a wanker. 523 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,840 His heart's in the right place. 524 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,160 -Did you see Live Aid? -Holy shit. Freddie Mercury? 525 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,320 -Yeah, incredible, wasn't it? -(LAUGHING) Yeah. 526 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,120 Would be nice, wouldn't it? To be able to dance like that. 527 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,080 What, you're telling me 528 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,480 that Niall Kennedy can't "Radio Ga Ga"? 529 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,480 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 530 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360 Here, watch this. 531 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,680 ♪ The Saturday night city beat Had already started ♪ 532 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,600 ♪ And the pulse Of the corner boys ♪ 533 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,040 ♪ Just sprang into action And young Billy watched ♪ 534 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,160 ♪ From under the yellow... ♪ 535 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,320 -Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, it's-- -No, no, no, I love it! 536 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,560 It was as though Freddie had died 537 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,920 and come back with longer limbs. 538 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 539 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,800 ♪ Billy don't like it living Here in this town ♪ 540 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,960 ♪ He says ♪ 541 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,160 ♪ Traps have been sprung long Before he was born ♪ 542 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,240 ♪ He says ♪ 543 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,600 ♪ Hope bites the dust Behind... ♪ 544 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,240 What the hell is he doing? 545 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,840 ♪ And pus and grime ooze From its scab-crusted sores ♪ 546 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,880 ♪ There's screaming and crying In the high-rise block ♪ 547 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,280 ♪ It's a rat trap, Billy But you're already caught ♪ 548 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,080 ♪ But you can make it If you wanna ♪ 549 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,960 ♪ Or you need it bad enough ♪ 550 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,360 ♪ You're young And good-looking ♪ 551 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,320 ♪ And you're acting Kind of tough ♪ 552 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,640 ♪ You don't know what it is But there's gotta be more ♪ 553 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,880 ♪ You'd better find a way... ♪ 554 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,440 (STUDENTS GASP) 555 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,680 ♪ It's a rat trap... ♪ 556 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,240 (STUDENTS GASP, EXCLAIM) 557 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,200 (STUDENTS CHEER, APPLAUD) 558 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,320 -Hey, are you okay? -Look at this place. 559 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,640 How did we get from hunter-gatherers 560 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,400 to student unions? It's an evolutionary mishap. 561 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,520 Excuse me, mate. You just nudged me. 562 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,600 NIALL: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think you should slow down a bit. 563 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,440 Look, promise me you won't start shit. 564 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,840 I won't. It's a bumpy come-up is all. 565 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,240 I'll be chock-full of love in a second, 566 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,960 don't you worry. (CHUCKLES) 567 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,080 Ah, there they are. The slappers. 568 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,480 -(SPANK) -(SQUEALS, LAUGHS) 569 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,320 -(LAUGHS) Come here, you. -(SQUEALING) No! (LAUGHS) 570 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,000 Put me down! 571 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,320 It's going to end horribly. 572 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,680 (LAUGHING) Yeah. You have no idea. 573 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,680 Here. 574 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,680 I'll be your guide. 575 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,400 Ease you in a bit. 576 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,440 ♪ Hey, Billy Take a walk with me ♪ 577 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,960 ♪ Take a walk that leads to me ♪ 578 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,560 ♪ Sweet high school blues ♪ 579 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,800 Less tongue. 580 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,040 -What? -Next time, less tongue. 581 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,120 Right. 582 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,040 ♪ Well, little Judy's trying To watch "Top of the Pops" ♪ 583 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,400 ♪ But Mum and Dad are fighting Don't they ever stop? ♪ 584 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,520 ♪ She takes up her coat And walks down... ♪ 585 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,520 -♪ ("TORCH" BY SOFT CELL PLAYING) ♪ -♪ Looking for love ♪ 586 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,440 ♪ In a sad song... ♪ 587 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,320 (CHUCKLES) What happened to easing in? 588 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,640 (CHUCKLES) I think I'm feeling it. 589 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,800 -(GIGGLES) -(SIGHS) 590 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,320 Here. 591 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,480 You're still flaccid. 592 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,520 I-- Well, I'm not gonna get one here. 593 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,600 Oh, that's fine. 594 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,520 We leave. 595 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,480 ♪ I start to cry... ♪ 596 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,200 -Yo! We're leaving. -Fuck yeah, you are! 597 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,600 Don't raise hell, okay? 598 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,280 It's already raised, son. 599 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,400 (LAUGHS) 600 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,400 ♪ See him held In a deep, deep spell ♪ 601 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,679 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING IN DISTANCE) ♪ 602 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,800 Ruben has blackness in him. 603 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,480 -I think you need some water. -Oh! My coat. Wait here. 604 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,239 ♪ Feeling so cold ♪ 605 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,760 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 606 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,719 ♪ She is the torch And she is the theme ♪ 607 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,800 ♪ She could be a dream But, oh, boy, is she real? ♪ 608 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,560 ♪ Try to avoid her eyes To avoid her words ♪ 609 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:52,400 ♪ They will hit you With all that you feel... ♪ 610 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,840 Alby. Alby, wait up. 611 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,880 ALBY: Uh... Where's Celeste? 612 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,720 (EXHALES EXAGGERATEDLY) Narnia, by now, I reckon. 613 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,880 (ALBY CHUCKLES) 614 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,080 Did you have a good night? 615 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,240 Uh, it started well. 616 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,760 I suppose it's ending well, too. 617 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,160 NIALL: Who remembers the middle, right? 618 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,320 Exactly. So many films were forgiven for starting 619 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,480 and ending well. 620 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,640 -The Great Escape? -How dare you. 621 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,960 -E.T. -Get out. 622 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,400 -(CHUCKLES) -It's perfect. (LAUGHS) 623 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,200 What a shitty start to uni. 624 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,240 One of my flatmates thinks I'm a virgin, 625 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,880 the other thinks I'm a social freak. 626 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,360 -So, you're not a virgin? -No, no. I... I... 627 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,160 I had sex with my brother's girlfriend once. 628 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,320 Well, we had sex with her together. 629 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,920 Wow, that's dark. 630 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,800 Sorry, I'm just trying to get my head around how that works. 631 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,240 Well, he brought her home one night 632 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,920 and pretty much placed her on me. 633 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,880 Right, how old were you? 634 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,800 I was 15, he was 17. 635 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,040 What? 636 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,320 No, um... 637 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,520 Just all makes sense now. 638 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,200 Why he feels part of you. 639 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,560 Do you fancy a film or something? 640 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,400 You know, we could watch the start of The Great Escape 641 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,800 and the end of E.T.? 642 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,440 Try and make sense of them together? 643 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,640 The prisoners of war who escaped to the moon on a bicycle? 644 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,600 (LAUGHS) Yeah. Sounds perfect. 645 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,040 (LAUGHS) Let's run, 'cause it's freezing. 646 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,320 ALBY: Okay. 647 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,200 (BOTH LAUGHING) 648 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,320 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV) ♪ 649 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,280 (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV) 650 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,680 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 651 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,160 Look, uh... 652 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,120 I'm not quite ready for that. 653 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,680 That's okay. There's... There's no pressure. 654 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,760 I know. I... I want to. 655 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,600 I just... 656 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,160 -I just... (SIGHS) -(SOFTLY) Hey. 657 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,720 -Hey, hey, what's going on? -(GROANS) I... 658 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,560 -(AUDIO OVER TV STOPS) -I just... I don't know 659 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,640 where these feelings have come from. 660 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,120 I mean, my mum's gay, 661 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,680 for Christ's sake, it should be easy. 662 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,080 Wait, your mum's gay? 663 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,960 -Yeah. -I'm genuinely impressed. 664 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,000 I mean, gay mums, Niall, that's pretty radical. 665 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,800 Oh, please. They watch Emmerdale. 666 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,960 (BOTH LAUGH) 667 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,800 -You told them? -No way. 668 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,720 The fucking town would have a field day. 669 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,400 They would think there was something in our water. 670 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,560 (CHUCKLES) 671 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,040 Well, we can go at your pace. 672 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,560 Even if that means going backwards. 673 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,800 How would that work? 674 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,000 Oh my, you have a lot to learn. 675 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,160 (LAUGHS) 676 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,280 We can do whatever you want. 677 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,960 We can chat. 678 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,920 We can watch films. 679 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,360 -We can... -Hug. 680 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,040 Maybe? 681 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,200 Well, that's easy. 682 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,040 -You're a shit hugger. -(LAUGHS) 683 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,120 (SIGHS, SNIFFLES) 684 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,560 -(DOOR BANGS OPEN) -(RUBEN AND CELESTE LAUGHING) 685 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,120 It's okay, he's preoccupied. 686 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,080 I... I'm sorry. I... 687 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,800 I'm... I'm sorry. 688 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,160 (MUFFLED CHATTER) 689 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,280 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 690 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,440 (MUFFLED LAUGHTER) 691 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,960 RUBEN: (CHUCKLES) You love it! 692 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,320 CELESTE: You stink! No, no, don't. 693 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,440 -RUBEN: There you are! -(CELESTE SCREAMS) 694 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,040 CELESTE: (LAUGHING) No! Get away! 695 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,400 No, you stink, porridge man. 696 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,120 RUBEN: (LAUGHS) I'm coming back 697 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,520 for more, Frenchy. Just you wait. 698 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,400 So, what happened? 699 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,480 They just started kissing in front of me. 700 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,400 So, I gave Ruben an ultimatum. 701 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,920 I said, "If you carry on kissing her, 702 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,120 -I'm going home." -And what did he say to that? 703 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,240 He said, "Win-win." Then spat in my face. 704 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,360 Jesus! 705 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,480 (SIGHS) I'm so sorry. 706 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,320 Are you going to be able to get through this induction? 707 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,000 I'll be fine. 708 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,360 I've been through worse than him. That's for sure. 709 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,080 (SOBBING LOUDLY) 710 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,000 TUTOR: We do have a fairly extensive reading list this year 711 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,400 and I suggest you take a look at all the texts on it. 712 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,560 I know for some of you, 713 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,000 English isn't your primary subject, 714 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,160 but I still think it'd be good 715 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,240 to acquaint yourself with the wider... 716 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,520 -(SNIFFLING) -...the wider syllabus. 717 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,280 It's Joanna, isn't it? 718 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,320 Would you like to take a moment? 719 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,400 Hmm. (SNIFFLES) 720 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,240 TUTOR: Now, for the rest of us, 721 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,920 -if you can take a look... -(JOANNA SOBBING) 722 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,840 ...at the handout in front of you. 723 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,800 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 724 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,680 -(RUBEN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) -(GLASS SHATTERING) 725 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,960 RUBEN: Fucking leek! 726 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,160 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -RUBEN: (CACKLING) Shit! 727 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,960 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -RUBEN: (YELLING) Fucking leek! 728 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,560 ♪ ("THE ORDER OF DEATH" BY PUBLIC IMAGE LTD PLAYING) ♪ 729 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,360 (QUIETLY) My man. 730 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,040 What's going on here? 731 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,880 Acid. 732 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,240 Some of the strongest shit I've taken. 733 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,800 Your eyes are holes right now. 734 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,640 -Big... -(GLASS CRUNCHING) 735 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,960 ...dark, shitty holes. 736 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,880 Is Celeste okay? 737 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,920 She's just working through some shit. 738 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,280 That's the beauty of this drug. 739 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,520 She's actually never been more awake in her life. 740 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,760 (GLASS CRUNCHING) 741 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,800 Come here. Dance with me. 742 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,640 Here. 743 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,880 Get on my feet. 744 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,880 You need to be at my level for what I'm about to tell you. 745 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,400 What are we doing here? 746 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,520 RUBEN: My dad. 747 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,000 You know what he's gone and done? 748 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,880 Had another child with this random bird. 749 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,440 She's fighting him for custody. 750 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,360 Right. Okay. 751 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,520 We can't let him win, shagger. 752 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,200 We can't let him win. 753 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,960 (PANTS) 754 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,680 If you lot don't get the fuck out, 755 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,000 I am calling the police. 756 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,760 (LOUD BANG) 757 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,360 (DOOR OPENS) 758 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,000 (DOOR CLOSES) 759 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,240 How'd you get rid of him? 760 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,200 Wasn't too hard. 761 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,280 He is pretty Pavlovian 762 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,040 when it comes to police call-outs. 763 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,160 (CHUCKLES) 764 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,600 (PIECES CLATTERING) 765 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,840 Hey. Hey, hey! What's wrong? 766 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,560 Just... (INHALES SHARPLY) 767 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,480 Uni was supposed to be a fresh start, 768 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,360 a chance to... to... 769 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,880 And I... (HOARSELY) I just made all the same mistakes. 770 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,840 It's okay. He's not going to be here forever. 771 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,320 (EXHALES SHAKILY) I'm sorry, I shouldn't be crying. 772 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,320 ALBY: Hey, hey. Don't worry. 773 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,640 This is what I meant about performing. 774 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,240 I could see it in your eyes, almost. 775 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,160 The real you was in there 776 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,880 -just trying to get out. -(SIGHS) 777 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,360 (SNIFFLES) 778 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,720 I mean, that's the thing with eyes, 779 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,080 they always tell the truth. 780 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,200 Well, what are they saying now, then? 781 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,480 That you're exhausted. 782 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,520 That you're done fighting. 783 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,440 Yeah. 784 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,880 You could say that again. 785 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,240 Well then stop fighting. 786 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,560 ♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 787 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,280 -(GRUNTS) -(MOANS) 788 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,960 You know, I know this isn't, like... like, sexy, 789 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,880 but this is my first time with a man, so sexy can wait. 790 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,040 Yeah, that's fine by me. 791 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,640 (BOTH MOAN) 792 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,240 -Wait a sec. -(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 793 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,880 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -(GASPS) 794 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,000 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -RUBEN: Where the fuck is everyone? 795 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,320 -Just... Just try to focus. -Is he-- Let me just check. 796 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,880 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 797 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,160 Wait. Wait. What are you doing? 798 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,480 Oh, no, it's just, uh... 799 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,360 It's just suddenly occurred to me that I am doing it again. 800 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,960 What... What do you mean? 801 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,360 I just told myself the last time I got with a straight boy, I wouldn't do it again. 802 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,120 No, no. I... I'm sorry, pl-- please, I... 803 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,800 (STAMMERS) It's just... It's Ruben. 804 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,680 He'll... He'll kill me if he finds out. 805 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,680 Your mothers are together. Why would he care? 806 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,440 It's... It's different with men, isn't it? It's more... 807 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,640 shameful. 808 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,720 -Wow, okay. -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 809 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,600 NIALL: By society's standards, I mean. 810 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,160 Wait. Alby, please. Let's... Let's reset. 811 00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,200 You know, Niall, um, the first boy I ever got with 812 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,440 was so worried about being found out that, um, 813 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,240 he came in my hand and then he ran out of the room 814 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,000 to tell everyone I hit on him. 815 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,040 I shared a dorm with eight other guys 816 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,480 and they beat me up every night. 817 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:21,240 And so, one day, I stood up and I said, "So what? I'm gay. 818 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,200 The next person to touch me wants it." 819 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,360 And I stood there with my arms crossed 820 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,240 and I waited. 821 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,200 And nothing happened. 822 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,840 You know why? 823 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,640 Because my strength was far greater than their fear. 824 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,720 You know, a few weeks later, I, uh, 825 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,880 I went up to that boy and I thanked him. 826 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,280 I said, um... 827 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,000 I said if he didn't tell anyone, 828 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,240 I never would have. 829 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,120 Why are you telling me this? 830 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,920 Because if he didn't tell anyone, 831 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,680 I never would have. 832 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,720 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 833 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,400 (SLURPS) 834 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,640 (SIGHS) 835 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,400 Did your dad have another kid? 836 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,440 Who told you that? 837 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,560 You did, yesterday. 838 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,600 -No, I never. -NIALL: I... I should remember, Ruben... 839 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,520 I never said anything. 840 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,200 -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 841 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,480 (CUTLERY CLINKING) 842 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,760 -Joanna's really upset. -RUBEN: (CHUCKLES) Why? 843 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,720 'Cause I fucked a much fitter bird? 844 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,760 -You spat in her face, Ruben. -RUBEN: So what? 845 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,040 I'm not fucking justifying myself to you. 846 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,400 You saw the way she threw herself 847 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,720 over me all night. It was embarrassing. 848 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,720 If you give your body away so easily like that, 849 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,240 don't be upset if it comes back with spit on. 850 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,520 What's this about? 851 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,520 An intervention, is it? (LAUGHS) 852 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,760 Niall Kennedy wanting one of his wee chats. 853 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,400 -Have I gone too far? -No. 854 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,800 No, I... I... 855 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,640 I just think... 856 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,680 (CLEARS THROAT) ...maybe it's time to, you-- you know... 857 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,200 (STAMMERS) I think Maura might want you back is all. 858 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,120 (LAUGHS) Maura? 859 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,360 What the fuck are you talking about Maura for? 860 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,280 You've never given a shit about her. 861 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,120 Well, what about work? 862 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,000 -(CUTLERY CLINKING) -Fuck work. 863 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,040 I'm staying here. 864 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,120 Why should you get all this for free and I get nothing? 865 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,160 We share everything. 866 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:57,680 I mean, you're wearing my jumper right now. 867 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,720 It's different. 868 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,600 You don't get to whisk off on a fancy grant 869 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,240 and leave me in a shithole. Fuck that! 870 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,080 You should have brought me with you from the start. 871 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,080 (SIGHS) We can't share a room forever, Ruben. 872 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,080 It's not about the room. 873 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,560 It's about the fucking principle! 874 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,880 -(CUTLERY CLATTERING) -(PATRONS GASPING) 875 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,040 Don't you bring up my father again, okay? 876 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,360 (QUIETLY) I will rip that jumper off your back, 877 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,640 right here, right now. You understand? 878 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,920 You got anything else to say? 879 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,240 Stay. Stay as long as you want. 880 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,360 -(CUTLERY CLINKING) -(BREATHES HEAVILY) 881 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,160 ALBY: Niall? 882 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,600 How did it go? 883 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,800 Did you do it? 884 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,480 Yeah. 885 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,280 Oh my God. 886 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,520 Niall. 887 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,400 (GASPS) 888 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,440 (SIGHS) Well, how do you feel? 889 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,400 I feel... yeah, yeah, stunned. 890 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,240 Look, should... should we go to your room? 891 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,080 Ruben's coming back and I don't want him to know 892 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,160 we're... we're talking. 893 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:24,960 What, so he didn't take it well? 894 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,480 He needs time. 895 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,400 It wasn't so much the reveal, I mean, 896 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,800 like you said, our Mums. 897 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,640 It was more that I kept it so long. 898 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,280 Brotherly shit, you know. 899 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,600 -(FRONT DOOR OPENS) -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 900 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,920 Ruben? 901 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,360 Don't, don't, don't. Please. 902 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,160 Can I have a word for a moment? 903 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,640 I know what you're gonna say. 904 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,520 We've had the chat. 905 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,920 As far as I'm concerned, bygones be bygones. 906 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,560 Wow. Uh... 907 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,960 That is very commendable. 908 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,080 Is that sarcastic? 909 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,040 No, uh... No, it's just... 910 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,040 Niall was worried about how you'd react. 911 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,680 Well, I was pissed off at first, but... 912 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,160 however you guys want to live, I won't get in the way of that 913 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,400 as long as I'm staying here. 914 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,560 Wow. I'm so impressed. 915 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,720 Really, I am. 916 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,680 Look, uh, why don't you go lie down? 917 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,600 Wait, I... I... I had you all wrong. 918 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,800 The... The way you look out for each other. 919 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,760 I... I get it now. I really get it. 920 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,040 -Great. -Wait, Ruben, I... (CHUCKLES) 921 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,800 I don't think you quite realize what you've done here. 922 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,320 How huge this is. 923 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,840 Calm down, mate. It's a broken kitchen. 924 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,120 I won't do it again. 925 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,320 (SCOFFS) 926 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,880 Right, I see. 927 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,560 What is your fucking deal, man? 928 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,200 In what sense? 929 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,120 Sniffing your fucking face at me. 930 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,600 Well, it wasn't at you, actually. 931 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,680 -It was at your brother. -(SCOFFS) You think that's fucking better, do you? 932 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,960 Ruben. All right. Come on, let's go. 933 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,440 No, no, no. No. You're really pressing me, son. 934 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,880 Let's just leave this, okay? 935 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,560 Not until this cunt explains himself. 936 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,720 ALBY: Do you want to tell him or shall I? 937 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,000 -What the fuck is going on? -Okay, fine, I'll tell him. 938 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,960 -No. Alby, Alby, Alby, please... -Your brother-- 939 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,880 -(SHUSHES) -(GRUNTS) Get the fuck off me! 940 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,840 -(GROANING) -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 941 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,400 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 942 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,200 (YELLS) 943 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,320 -(GASPS) -(GRUNTS) 944 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,920 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 945 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,400 Ruben. Ruben. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 946 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,120 -Get off him! (GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 947 00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,600 Ruben. Please. 948 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,920 -Stop, stop, stop. -(SCREAMS) 949 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,920 (GROANS) 950 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC OVERLAPPING) ♪ 951 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,640 (SOUND DISTORTING) 952 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,880 -(HIGH-PITCH TONE RINGING) -(RUBEN GRUNTING, SCREAMING) 953 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:35,360 -(SCREAM ECHOES) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 954 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,440 ♪ ("ONLY YOU" BY YAZOO PLAYING) ♪ 955 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:48,520 ♪ Looking from a window above It's like a story of love ♪ 956 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,200 ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ 957 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:57,520 ♪ Came back only yesterday I'm moving further away ♪ 958 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,720 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 959 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,640 ♪ All I needed Was the love you gave ♪ 960 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:10,000 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 961 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,400 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 962 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,640 ♪ Only you ♪ 963 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,240 ♪ Sometimes when I think Of her name ♪ 964 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,440 ♪ When it's only a game ♪ 965 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,400 ♪ And I need you ♪ 966 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,040 ♪ Listen to the words That you say ♪ 967 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,560 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 968 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,160 ♪ When I see you ♪ 969 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,880 ♪ All I needed Was the love you gave ♪ 970 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,200 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 971 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,600 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 972 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,560 ♪ Only you ♪ 973 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,440 ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS) ♪ 974 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:18,040 ♪ All I needed Was the love you gave ♪ 975 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,400 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 976 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,840 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 977 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,880 ♪ Only you ♪ 978 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:36,960 ♪ This is gonna take a long time And I wonder what's mine ♪ 979 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,760 ♪ Can't take no more ♪ 980 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,360 ♪ Wonder if you'll understand ♪ 981 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,960 ♪ It's just the touch Of your hand ♪ 982 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:50,360 ♪ Behind a closed door ♪ 983 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,720 ♪ All I needed Was the love you gave ♪ 984 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,560 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 985 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,360 -♪ And all I ever knew ♪ -♪ If I have you ♪ 986 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,960 ♪ Only you ♪ 987 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,880 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 988 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,240 VICAR: We are gathered here today 989 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:16,040 to witness the marriage of Niall Brandon Kennedy 990 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,160 and Albert Franklin Safadi. 991 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,520 -(QUIETLY) What's Ruben doing here? -I don't know. I'm so sorry. 992 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,720 Jesus Christ, this is fucked up. 993 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,040 -(VICAR SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) -What do we even do? 994 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,280 I don't know. 995 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,520 I mean... 996 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,600 I could maybe ask him to leave or something. 997 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,560 No, don't do that. It'll just make things worse. 998 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,040 Let's just get through this, then. 999 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,840 -It'll be fine. -Okay. 1000 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:46,560 Do you, Albert Franklin Safadi, take Niall Brandon Kennedy 1001 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,840 as your lawfully wedded partner? 1002 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720 I do. 1003 00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:01,000 Do you, Niall Brandon Kennedy, 1004 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:07,040 take Albert Franklin Safadi as your lawfully wedded partner? 1005 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,840 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1006 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,480 (GASPS) 1007 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,200 -I do. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1008 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,000 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1009 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪