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{\an8}‎（显像液）

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‎好 开始吧

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‎轻轻地泡进显像液里…

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‎真不错

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‎拍得比我想象的还好

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‎这是我拍的所有小茜照片的底片

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‎只要有这个

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‎想印多少照片就能印多少

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‎《乱马1/2》

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{\an8}‎（烹饪室）

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{\an8}‎集名：黑玫瑰曲奇

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‎不会太甜了吧？

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‎虽然做了这些曲奇

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‎却没有男朋友可送呢

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‎虽然做了这些曲奇 可乱马大人却…

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‎老师

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‎什么事 九能同学？

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‎我突然想起一件急事

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‎恕我早退了

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‎是黑玫瑰风暴

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‎九能小太刀 早退

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‎（九能小太刀 出勤 早退）

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‎等着我 乱马大人

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‎小茜做甜点的时候也好可爱

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‎你在拍什么呢 五寸钉？

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‎早乙女同学 你做什么呢？

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‎你还是没学乖呀

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‎一直拍小茜 你不觉得腻吗？

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‎怎么可能会腻 小茜是我的…

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‎-没收
‎-你干什…

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‎别再打些奇怪的主意了

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‎别小瞧我 早乙女

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‎我的胶卷多得是

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‎烤得真不错

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‎曲奇

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‎-我来帮你尝尝看？
‎-才不给你呢

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‎女人的幸福…

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‎就是为心上人九能带刀下厨

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‎天道茜

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‎让我来给你幸福

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‎为什么就不能老实说想吃？

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‎你还是别吃的好 九能前辈

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‎那东西肯定难吃得要死

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‎好吃还是难吃

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‎你尝过再说啊

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‎这是什么？

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‎可爱吧？是动物曲奇哦

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‎动物？是章鱼吗？

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‎真失礼 是企鹅

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‎螃蟹？

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‎是狮子

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‎-这个我知道 是水蚤
‎-是兔子

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‎别再挑剔形状了

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‎快给我尝尝看

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‎等一下

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‎我还没下定决心

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‎真是诡异的曲奇呢

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‎你是…

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‎好久不见 乱马大人

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‎黑玫瑰小太刀

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‎是我那变态的妹妹啊

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‎乱马大人

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‎请收下

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‎-这个我知道 是星星
‎-是海星

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‎把我的曲奇还给我

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‎这种东西怎么能入乱马大人之口

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‎站住

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‎都怪乱马你不好

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‎都怪你没有赶快吃

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‎什么嘛 怎么能怪我…

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‎人家好不容易才烤出来的

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‎大笨蛋

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‎真是 又不是我的错

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‎找到了

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‎乱马大人 我就知道你会来追我

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‎我追的是曲奇 不是你

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‎少骗人了

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‎我说真的

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‎哟 乱马呀

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‎站住

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‎别跑

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‎姑娘们 明天再一起玩吧

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‎你敢再回来试试

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‎可恶

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‎我好开心 乱马大人

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‎乱马

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‎乱马大人

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‎我们下次再继续吧

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‎好可怕

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‎他在那里

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‎我的曲奇

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‎乱马 小太刀的曲奇我拿去了

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‎我来尝尝看

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‎味道不错

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‎来 尝尝我做的

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‎-不用了
‎-为什么？

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‎我现在没胃口

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‎因为刚才的惊吓

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‎让我尝尝…

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‎难吃…好难吃

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‎什么嘛？好过分

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‎果然 她在里面掺了镇静剂

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‎真是的 你妹妹总是给人添麻烦

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‎对 这点我无法否认

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‎刚才的一幕…

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‎应该没人看到吧？

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‎我偷拍到了早乙女劈腿的照片

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‎要怎么做呢？

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‎请把胶卷交给我吧

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‎乱马那家伙

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‎一开始就认定了难吃 连尝都不肯尝

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‎乱马大笨蛋

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‎（人人都能下厨）

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‎（料理道场）

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{\an8}‎（无差别格斗流 天道道场）

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‎怎么做好吃的曲奇？

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‎对 小霞姐姐 你可以教我吗？

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‎哎呀 你对料理感兴趣呀

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‎可以这么说吧

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‎可为什么这么突然呢？

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‎难道是为了乱马？

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‎才不是

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‎我只是

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‎想听他说一声“好吃”

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‎总之 我不能输给他

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‎我知道了

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‎（牛奶 糖 黄油 小麦粉）

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‎我来教你怎么做超级美味的曲奇

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‎嗯

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‎200克糖

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‎（七转八倒）

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‎小茜 那是盐

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‎少量香草精

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‎小茜 那是辣椒油

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‎（厨房计时器）

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‎烤好了

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‎颜色很漂亮

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‎（失败乃成功之母）

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‎你真的很努力呢

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‎乱马 来一较高下吧

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‎带着感激之情吃吧 乱马

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‎老爸你呢？

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‎我现在真的很饱

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‎黑玫瑰标记？

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‎是小太刀？

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‎我在家做好饭等你

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‎快点来哦

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‎她为你做饭？

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‎真是个难缠的女人

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‎你还好意思说别人

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‎又及 附上一张我俩之前的照片

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‎我开心得恨不得把它们散遍全城

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‎等等

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‎胆小鬼 不吃就想逃走？

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‎我可没那闲工夫

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‎该死 休想把那照片散遍全城

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‎你给我等着 小太刀

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‎乱马大人 快点来吧

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‎这样一个人等待 我…

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‎小太刀

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‎乱马大人

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{\an8}‎（不断变美好的回忆）

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‎我仿佛又感受到了那一刻的喜悦

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‎我要将这份喜悦和大家分享

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‎来！

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‎乱马大人 你来了

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‎还不是因为你威胁我

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‎竟然洗了这么多 看我来销毁证据

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‎原来你这么喜欢这张照片

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‎我还有好多 尽管吃吧

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‎可恶

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‎那么多根本吃不完

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‎得销毁源头才是

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‎有了

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‎（只要没了底片）

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‎（问题的源头）

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‎我想吃这张照片的底片

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‎你可以为我做一道底片料理吗？

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‎好 为了乱马大人 做什么都可以

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‎乱马大人 这边请

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‎打扰了

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‎是九能前辈呀

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‎你来我家做什么？

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‎是我邀请他来的

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‎也就是说…

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‎你放弃了对我家小茜的非分之想

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‎你说谁有非分之想？

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‎终于

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‎绊脚石没了

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‎九能前辈

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‎小茜

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‎你好调皮

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‎九能前辈 你好坏

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‎调皮鬼

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‎你呀

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‎你们俩要努力

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‎组建一个不幸福的家庭

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‎（居家兼职 失业）

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‎谢谢你 哥哥

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‎你这家伙

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‎我只是来吃小太刀做的料理

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‎吃小太刀做的料理吗？

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‎乱马 你有什么把柄在她手上吗？

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‎小茜 你怎么来了？

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‎天道茜

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‎你这么快就来求交往了？

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‎谁要跟你交往了？

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‎就算你现在过来 也来不及了

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‎什么呀？

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‎乱马大人的心已经被我的料理俘获了

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‎-来！
‎-不好

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‎好吃吗？

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‎乱马那家伙绝对是被胁迫了

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‎你快回去吧 小茜

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‎我才不要就这样回去

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‎我想看九能前辈的房间

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‎我的房间？好 我带你去看

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‎等等

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‎乱马大人 主菜还没有上哦

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‎我去厨房等你

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‎还请你帮我去把食材取来

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‎请坐

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‎我为你准备了特等席

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‎多谢

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‎这难道是为我做的？

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‎不 才不是

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‎别不好意思 来吧

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‎都说了不是

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‎那我去泡茶了

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{\an8}‎在这里等我 小茜

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‎真受不了

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‎乱马究竟有什么把柄在她手上？

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‎眼下 就看能不能找到什么线索吧

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‎食材？

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‎对 你要的底片…

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‎就放在水塘里养的绿龟项圈里

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‎（绿龟）

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‎太好了

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‎只要一拿到底片…

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‎就能摆脱小太刀了

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‎鳄鱼？

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‎（绿龟）

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‎鳄鱼绿龟又在折腾了

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00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,773
‎乱马大人定能打败它

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‎可恶 为什么要叫“绿龟”啊？

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‎底片就在项圈里

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‎拿到了

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‎我忘了

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‎那项圈若是强行取下 就会释放高压电

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‎乱马大人

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‎是辫子姑娘

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‎你是来见我的吗？

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‎才不…

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‎乱马大人哪儿去了？

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‎乱马大人

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‎底片

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‎你醒了 辫子姑娘

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‎你的礼物 我就笑纳了

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{\an8}‎还真帅气呢

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‎你这混蛋…

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{\an8}‎还给我

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‎这电击般的爱恋

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‎喂…

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‎可恶

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‎我绝不放弃

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‎耶

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