It's really that scary?
Could it be this water…
It's just as you've guessed.
It's water from the Spring of Drowned Duck that I drowned in!
I've got you now--
Mousse! I won't let you mess with my Ranma.
Do you hear me?
Be my wife.
I proposed to you so many times, and yet…
SPRING OF DROWNED DUCK
I'm only trying to introduce poor old Mousse to his new duck girlfriend.
Enough dodging my beloved Shampoo's attacks.
Just accept it!
I will not let you freaks turn me into a stupid duck!
This is bad! Water's shooting everywhere!
Hmm?
- Hmm. - Huh?
Aka--
What about the girl?
Yeah, what happened to her?
She'll probably appear as a duck any second!
Akane!
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Uh…
Akane!
Uh…
Akane?
Ranma.
Ranma!
This is all my fault…
I've gotta go change you back!
Wha…
Ranma? Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma!
Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma!
Ranma!
Ranma! Ranma!
Ranma. Ranma!
Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma! Ranma!
Ranma! Ranma! Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma. Ranma.
Ranma! Ranma…
Ranma…
Akane and Ranma are late tonight…
Well, despite what they keep saying, they must be having fun.
Huh?
Or not.
Right. Here goes.
Hmm.
Don't panic, okay?
I'll make sure nobody else knows about this, Akane.
But for now, we'll get you back to normal.
- Get who back to normal? - Huh?
Did I hear you say something about Akane?
Oh, not me.
What are you hiding from me, boy? Huh?
- This duck is so cute! - I know!
Hmm.
No! It can't be!
Why won't she go back to normal?
Akane!
Akane?
- She's a duck? - Hmm.
Right. So it's your fault.
Well, yeah I guess, but…
I don't know why she won't turn back to normal after getting in hot water!
Hey, it's okay… There's nothing to worry about.
Huh?
You just have to take a little bit of responsibility.
- Right! Let's have a wedding! - Hmm?
Wha…
Akane, you look beautiful.
Now, Ranma. Promise you'll look after her.
Uh-huh.
Wait. Could it be just be a normal, ordinary duck?
Yeah.
There, there…
You must drink from the nuptial cup!
Wha… hey!
- Behave! Akane! - Perhaps she needs space.
YOU TURNED HER INTO A DUCK
I said 'sorry'.
UNBELIEVABLE! YOU STUPID SON
Quit it.
BUFFOON STUPIDEST SON IN THE WORLD
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR PARENTS' FACES!
Isn't that you, you idiot?
THAT'S RIGHT!
Oh, my. What a lively ceremony.
We need pictures.
I'm so sorry. You turned into a duck and it's all because of me.
But look!
At least I was able to rescue your stuffed animal for you.
So, come on, cheer up.
Oh, yeah? Is that so?
I don't care if you're a duck or a human, I still don't think you're cute at all!
Oh, well forgive me for not being cute!
Hi, Akane. Did you have a nice night?
Yes, thank you. Uh, what's going on here?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
- You… - Go on.
Didn't the Spring of Drowned Duck water soak you?
This is all my fault…
I've gotta go change you back!
Wha…
Ow.
So the water that soaked Akane was just regular water?
Well, it's not like the Spring of Drowned Duck has an infinite supply.
Besides, turning Akane Tendo into a duck won't benefit me whatsoever.
There's only one person I'm using this on.
This last bucket of spring water is all I need.
Hmm?
And just like that, the Spring of Drowned Duck is out of stock.
Uh…
Well, that's funny. I was pretty convinced.
- About what? - Oh, nothing!
Also, what was going on just now? Were you celebrating?
Let's just say if you came home a bit later,
things would have gotten more interesting.
Hmm.
Hey, Ranma? Could you come with me for just a little bit, please?
Huh? Really? Right now?
Where are we going?
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A duel?
Between me and Mousse? Why should I even bother?
Well, because I was given his letter of challenge meant for you.
- And why do you have that? - I'll tell you why.
Even without the water of the Spring of Drowned Duck…
No matter what, I will still defeat Ranma Saotome.
Mousse. Are you going to use dirty tricks again?
Hmm?
I do not use dirty tricks.
Hmm.
Hey! What are you trying to do to me?
Just tell me what it is you want.
You're pathetic.
Go back to China with your tail between your legs.
- Huh? - Goodbye!
You're so ungrateful!
You know how I feel and yet you still say that?
Well, fine! I don't care anymore!
Why should I want a heartless woman like you anyway?
I'm so happy to hear that!
Bye-bye!
Shampoo, wait! I was only joking! Please!
Are you just gonna cry all night?
- But my precious Shampoo… - Oh, boy. You really are pathetic.
But what part of me is pathetic?
For real?
You know what, I feel so sorry for you I've decided to help you.
Come again?
Here's the plan. Have another duel with Ranma.
You might win this time.
- Hey! - So there! That's the plan!
What plan? You're just trying to get us to fight.
What were you even thinking?
It's obvious that Ranma would win any challenge like that.
Yes, but… What if Mousse won?
- That is something I can't even imagine. - Mm-hmm.
But in a fight, it's impossible to know for sure.
There's no way I'd lose to him.
- Oh? - Hmm?
It is unlikely.
But if they did fight and Mousse did surprisingly beat Ranma…
Then I have to say I would gracefully date Mousse.
I heard what you said loud and clear!
Where'd you come from?
I shall soon defeat you
in a fight, Ranma. Right in front of Shampoo.
See you soon!
That idiot!
Ranma. You should lose on purpose.
What'd you say?
If you lose then you can finally get rid of Shampoo.
Mmm.
Hmm. Nah, I'm good.
I'd rather date Shampoo than lose a fight on purpose.
- Oh? - He really is such a silly man.
Oh, what's that? You said you changed your mind?
Get it off!
Ow!
Okay, Ranma. Just lose casually.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not sure what it is they're planning to do,
but I'll make sure to ruin it.
- Mousse! - Hmm?
What is this?
Think of me when you use it in the fight, okay?
Shampoo…
You've given me an incredible weapon!
I feel invincible!
Okay, good luck!
Let's do this.
Ranma! Here I come!
Make it look good!
Trust me, nothing about this fight's gonna look good.
I'm going to take advantage of Akane's silly little plan.
Ranma… I'll make sure you win, no matter what!
Ranma, remember to lose this fight then Shampoo will be out of your life!
So cool…
Huh?
Time to die!
Well, look who got pretty good!
Huh?
Oh, yeah!
I win.
You win, huh?
This fight isn't over yet!
I swear on this weapon Shampoo kindly gifted to me, that I will win!
Huh?
You're mine!
- Huh? - Duck eggs?
What the hell just happened?
Ah…
Hey, Shampoo! You gave him a defective weapon, didn't you?
I have no intention of dating Mousse at all.
So that means he has to lose the duel.
Mousse, catch!
This time I'll beat you, there's no doubt about it!
You sure about that?
Catch!
Huh.
Well, I think that's it. He's done now.
Honestly, I can't believe you went this far.
Aw, man. I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy.
It's not over yet!
Hey, man.
Just stay down.
Shampoo…
I won't let you win.
I won't let you have Shampoo!
You're giving it your all? In that case, I won't hold back either!
Ranma! Just let him win!
Do it, even if it's only out of pity!
Hmm.
How would you feel if I lost on purpose?
Huh?
Ranma…
You'd feel bad, right?
Oh, that's true. If Ranma did that, then Mousse's pride…
- I'd feel great! - What?
If you pretending to lose means I get Shampoo
then I don't need any pride!
The Spring of Drowned Duck?
- Ranma! - Oh, I see.
Aw, man. It was just normal water?
Mousse has just given himself a big advantage.
Like the last time they fought!
No fair, you're playing dirty!
So winning against a girl makes you happy, huh?
I told you. I don't need any pride.
If it means I finally get you to accept defeat in a duel,
then there's no way I'd let my pride get in the way. I'll do whatever it takes!
If it's for my beloved Shampoo then I will do absolutely anything!
Prepare yourself, Ranma!
Mousse…
Stop running away, Ranma!
Get back here and accept your defeat on purpose!
- Are you kidding me? - Ranma!
Thanks for the save!
Now there's no way he'll follow m--
Oh, come on!
If you really have this much energy
then you should be able to beat me without my help!
Geez. I guess he is pretty dangerous.
I should bury him before he wakes up!
- Ranma! - Hmm?
- Where's Mousse? - Hmm.
He put up a good fight.
I knew it. He was never a real match for Ranma.
Not in fighting.
But he wins hands down when it comes to willpower.
We're not done yet!
Shampoo…
Yeah, he's fainted.
Hmm.
Shampoo…
He is a silly man.
Mousse's feelings must have really touched her heart!
Yeah, sure.
Would you like more tea, dad?
Oh, no. I'm okay, thank you.
- Could you pass the soy sauce, please? - Here.
- We should hurry or we'll be late! - We've still got plenty of time!
Says the person who is usually always late!
You know, as an engaged couple, you two really should get along better.
An engagement we had absolutely no say in!
Well, we already had the wedding ceremony.
That was a duck!
Best ceremony I've been to so far! Look!
Look.
I'll give you the set of five for 3,000 yen.
How cute, I might buy some of those!
- You should! - Stop it already!
- Good morning! - Hmm?
- How are you, Akane? - Ryoga?
Here. This is a souvenir from Hiroshima.
Isn't this from Fukushima?
- By the way, Ranma… - Now what?
I heard that while I was away,
you tried to have a wedding ceremony with dear Akane!
And just who is your source of information? This was a duck!
I don't care!
Today's the day I finally put an end to you!
Oh, you wanna go?
Quit it! We're going to be late!
Oh, I want to take a quick detour before school.
Oh, but we'll be late!
You are a silly guy, yes you are.
I gotta say, Mousse looks happier than I expected.
Oh, you think so?
I guess it's true. It doesn't matter the shape or type of person.
As long as you're next to the one you like, you're happy.
- Huh? What's up? - Nothing at all.
All right, let's go!
Well, I guess it's fine if I'm like this today.
- It is. I really don't mind how you look. - Hmm?
It doesn't matter to me if you look like a boy or a girl.
As long as we're not late, I don't care at all!
You know, you really aren't cute!
- Akane Tendo! Pigtailed girl! - Hmm?
I love you both!
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