Freaking out like that… Don't tell me this water is…
You've guessed it.
It's the water I drowned in! The Spring of Drowned Duck!
Ranma, you--
Mousse.
I won't let you mess around with my Ranma!
Be my bride.
I've proposed to you so many times…
SPRING OF DROWNED DUCK
I'll introduce a new girlfriend to the pitiful Mousse.
I can't believe you dodged my beloved Shampoo's attacks!
Accept your fate!
As if I'd…
willingly turn into a duck!
No! It's spraying everywhere!
Aka--
What about that girl?
What's gonna happen?
I bet she'll show up as a duck.
Akane!
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Akane!
Akane.
Ranma.
Ranma!
This is my fault.
I have to turn her back.
Ranma? Ranma.
Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma. Ranma!
Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma.
Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma! Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma. Ranma. Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma.
Ranma. Ranma. Ranma.
Ranma.
Akane and Ranma are late.
They must be having fun, despite everything they say.
- Look. - They're back.
All right, Akane.
Don't worry, okay?
This stays between us.
Anyway, let's turn you back to normal.
What's this about?
I thought I heard you say something about Akane.
What are you talking about?
What are you trying to hide?
My. What a cute ducky.
How cute.
No, it can't be.
She won't turn back.
Akane!
Akane?
This duck?
I see. So this is your fault.
Well, yes, but…
She won't turn back even though I put her in the bath.
Well, Ranma, this is nothing to be distressed about.
We just need you to take a little bit of responsibility.
Now, time for a wedding!
What?
Akane, you look beautiful.
Ranma, please take good care of her.
Yes.
I feel like it's just a normal duck.
I'm not sure.
Well then, have your wedding toast.
Stop that!
- Behave, Akane! - She doesn't like that.
YOU TURNED HER INTO A DUCK
It's my fault.
UNBELIEVABLE! YOU STUPID SON
So…
BUFFOON STUPIDEST SON IN THE WORLD
I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR PARENTS' FACES!
You're my parent!
THAT'S RIGHT!
What a festive wedding.
I'm gonna take photos.
I'm really sorry I turned you into a duck.
But, look, I got your pig doll back.
So don't be so upset.
You little…
You really aren't cute, whether you're human or duck!
Sorry I'm not cute.
My, Akane. Welcome back.
I'm home.
What is this ruckus about?
- You're… - What?
But you got sprayed with the water from Spring of Drowned Duck.
This is my fault.
I have to turn her back.
That hurt.
That was just ordinary water Akane got sprayed with.
There's not an endless supply of the water from Spring of Drowned Duck.
I've got nothing to gain from turning Akane Tendo into a duck.
Ranma is my only target.
With this final bucket of the water from Spring of Drowned Duck--
Well, that's the last of the Spring of Drowned Duck.
Man, for a second, I thought…
- Thought what? - Nothing.
What's going on, guys? Are you celebrating something?
Things would've been real interesting if you came home just a bit later.
Hey, Ranma. Will you come with me for a second?
What? This late at night?
Where are we going?
CAT CAFÉ
A duel?
Me and Mousse? Why now?
He handed me a challenge to pass on to you.
Why did he give it to you?
Actually…
I will best Ranma
with or without the water from the Spring of Drowned Duck.
Are you using more cowardly tricks?
In what way am I cowardly?
Hey! What was that for, Shampoo?
W-What do you want?
You're pathetic.
Just give up and go back to China.
What?
Goodbye.
Shampoo, you…
You know exactly how I feel, yet you still…
I've had enough.
If a cruel woman like you doesn't want me, then good riddance!
I'm happy to hear that.
It's goodbye then.
Shampoo, please! I wasn't serious!
Are you going to cry all night?
But, Shampoo…
You really are pathetic.
What about me is pathetic?
Seriously.
Since I feel terrible for you, I'm going to help you.
What did you say?
Go and duel Ranma one more time.
This time you might win.
- Hey. - That's the gist of it. Good luck.
You're the one who talked him into it.
What are you even thinking?
It's obvious that Ranma will win.
Then what if Mousse wins?
I can't even imagine it.
We won't know until they fight.
As if I'd lose to him.
Really now.
In the off chance, really, in the slim chance
that Mousse manages to take down Ranma,
then I will gracefully date Mousse.
I heard you crystal clear.
Where did you come from?
Ranma, I will utterly crush you in front of Shampoo!
Zai jian!
That bastard.
Ranma, let him win.
Why would I do that?
If you lose, you might be able to cut ties with Shampoo.
I'd rather date Shampoo than lose on purpose.
Mousse is such a foolish man.
Well, did you change your mind?
Cat!
Remember, Ranma,
don't make your defeat so obvious.
I know.
I've got a good idea of what they're planning,
but they won't get their way.
Mousse.
This is…
Think of me when you fight with it.
Shampoo…
You've given me such an incredible weapon.
I feel invincible!
You can do it.
Here I come! Brace yourself, Ranma!
Remember, be subtle.
Like I can pull off something so tricky!
I'll use Akane's plan to my advantage.
Ranma, I'll have you win no matter what.
Ranma, make it a proper defeat so that you can cut ties with Shampoo.
Incredible.
Die, Ranma!
You're not so bad after all.
I won.
That wasn't the point!
I haven't lost yet!
I swear on this weapon Shampoo generously gave me that I will win!
You're mine!
Eggs?
What's with that weapon?
Shampoo, you gave him a defective weapon!
I don't intend to date Mousse.
So Mousse must lose.
Mousse!
This time I'll get you good.
I somehow doubt it.
Mousse.
He's out of commission for good.
How can you take it this far?
Dang, I'm starting to feel really sorry for him.
It's not over yet.
Mousse, you're still…
I won't…
let anyone else
have Shampoo.
I won't let anyone have her!
You're persistent.
If that's how it is, then I won't go easy on you either.
Ranma, just let him win.
Don't you pity him?
Would it make you happy if I pretended to lose?
Ranma…
It wouldn't, would it?
He's right.
What we're trying to do will only hurt Mousse's pride.
I'd be thrilled.
You bastard!
If that's what it takes to make Shampoo mine,
then I don't need pride!
The Spring of Drowned Duck!
- Ranma! - I see.
Damn it.
It was just ordinary water!
Mousse has the upper hand when Ranma is a girl.
Like during their last fight.
This is underhanded, you bastard!
Does winning against a woman make you happy?
I told you. I don't need any pride,
if that's what it takes to make you admit defeat.
I will do absolutely anything. I will even drink sludge.
I will do anything for my beloved Shampoo!
Prepare yourself, Ranma!
Mousse.
You're going nowhere!
Come on. Accept defeat like you said you would!
Stop messing with me!
Ranma.
I owe you one!
He can't catch up to me now.
You little.
If you have this much energy left,
then I don't need to rig this fight for you!
Man. Seriously. What a monster.
I'll bury him so that he never gets back up.
Ranma!
Where's Mousse?
He will be missed.
Like I thought, he was no match for Ranma.
In fighting, no.
But in tenacity, he was the winner hands down.
It's not over yet.
Shampoo.
He's fainted.
Shampoo.
He really is a foolish man.
Mousse's sincere love must have reached her heart.
I don't know about that.
Dad, would you like some tea?
I'm all right for now.
- Mr. Saotome, soy sauce please. - Here ya go.
We'll be late if we don't hurry.
We'll make it in time.
I'm the one who has to stand in the hallway with you.
Come on. You two are engaged. Be nice to each other.
That's just something you decided!
We already had the wedding.
That was with a duck!
That was hilarious.
Take it or leave it.
3,000 yen for a set of five.
My. I'll take some.
- Come again. - No more!
Good morning, Akane.
Ryoga.
Here's a souvenir from Hiroshima.
Don't you mean Fukushima?
- More importantly, Ranma. - What's up?
I heard you tried to get hitched to Akane
while I was away, you bastard.
Who is telling you this?
- That was with a duck. - Quiet, you!
Today's the day we settle this for good.
You wanna go?
Stop that! We'll be late.
Let's make a quick detour on our way to school.
What about being late?
Stupid duck.
Want it?
Well, Mousse looks happier than I thought.
You think so?
He has a point. It's not so much about the shape.
Happiness is when you can be next to the one you love.
Something wrong?
It's nothing.
Come on! Let's get going.
Crap.
Oh, well, I'll just stay this way today.
Yes, it doesn't matter what shape.
Man, woman, appearance. Those things don't really matter.
Thump.
None of those things matter when we're late!
Man, you're really not cute!
Akane Tendo! Pigtailed girl!
I love the both of you!
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Subtitle translation by: Megumi Hunter