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竟然慌成这样…难道这水…

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你猜对了

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这就是我掉进的鸭子溺泉的水

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乱马 你…

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沐丝

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不许你伤害我的乱马

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当我的新娘吧

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我向你求了那么多次婚…

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（鸭子溺泉）

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我要为可怜的沐丝介绍一个新女友

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竟然能躲开我心爱的珊璞的攻击

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认命吧

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我才不要

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变成鸭子呢！

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糟糕 水在到处乱喷

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小茜…

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那女孩怎么样了？

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会怎样呢？

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肯定会变成鸭子吧

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小茜

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《乱马1/2》

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集名：沐丝加油！

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小茜

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小茜

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乱马

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乱马

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都是我的错

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一定要把她变回来

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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乱马

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小茜和乱马还没回来

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虽然吵嘴 但还是玩得很开心吧

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-看
-他们回来了

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好了 小茜

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你放心

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这是我俩之间的秘密

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总之 你先变回来吧

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这是怎么回事？

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你刚才好像提到小茜

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你说什么呢？

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你有什么事瞒着我？

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好可爱的鸭子

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真可爱

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怎么可能！

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她变不回来

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小茜

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小茜？

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这只鸭子？

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所以是乱马君害的

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话虽如此 但…

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哪怕放进热水池里 她也没变回来

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乱马君 没什么好担心的

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只要你负起责任就好

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这就成亲吧

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什么？

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小茜 你真漂亮

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乱马君 我女儿就交给你了

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这就是只普通的鸭子吧

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谁知道呢

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来 该喝酒了

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停下

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-别乱动 小茜
-她不愿意

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（你把她变成了鸭子）

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是我错了

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（难以置信 笨蛋儿子）

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所以啊…

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（白痴 超级笨蛋儿子）

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（这得是怎样的父母啊）

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不就是你嘛

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（对哦）

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多喜庆的婚礼

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我来拍点照片

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真的很抱歉 害你变成了鸭子

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但你看 我帮你把小猪抢回来了

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你就别这么生气了

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你这…

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无论是人还是鸭子 你真是一点也不可爱

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真抱歉 我这么不可爱

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哎呀 小茜 你回来了

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我回来了

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你们这是在干什么？

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-你…
-怎么了？

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但你被鸭子溺泉的水喷到了

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都是我的错

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一定要把她变回来

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好痛

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喷到小茜的只是普通的水

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鸭子溺泉的水又不是无限的

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把天道茜变成鸭子对我没好处

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乱马才是我唯一的目标

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我要用这最后一桶鸭子溺泉的水…

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这样鸭子溺泉水就没了

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什么嘛 我还以为…

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-以为什么？
-没什么

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话说这是怎么回事？
你们是在庆祝什么吗？

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要是你再晚点回来 事情就更有趣了

108
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乱马 你跟我来一下行吗？

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都这么晚了

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要去哪儿？

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（猫饭店）

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决斗？

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我和沐丝？这都什么时候了？

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他让我把挑战书交给你

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为什么给你？

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其实…

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就算没有鸭子溺泉水

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我也一定要打败乱马

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你还要耍卑鄙的手段吗？

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我哪里卑鄙了？

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喂！你这是做什么 珊璞？

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你想怎样？

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你真没出息

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还是夹起尾巴回中国吧

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什么？

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再见

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珊璞 你…

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你明知我的心意 却还…

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我受够了

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像你这种冷酷无情的女人 我才不稀罕

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那就太好了

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那就再见啦

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珊璞 我是开玩笑的

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你还要哭到什么时候？

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可是珊璞她…

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你还真是没出息

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我怎么没出息了？

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真受不了你

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看你太可怜了 我就帮帮你吧

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你说什么？

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再挑战乱马一次

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这次你说不定能赢

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-喂
-总之 就拜托你了

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不就是你在怂恿他嘛

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你到底怎么想的？

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这次决斗 乱马肯定会赢

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万一沐丝赢了呢？

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怎么想都不可能

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他们还没打呢 这可不好说

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我才不会输给他

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是吗？

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万一 我是说万一

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沐丝真的赢了乱马

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那我就答应跟沐丝交往

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你的话我听清了

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你从哪儿跑出来的？

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乱马 我要在珊璞面前打败你

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再见

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可恶的家伙

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乱马 让他赢吧

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为什么？

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这样的话 或许就能摆脱珊璞了

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与其故意输掉 还不如跟珊璞交往呢

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沐丝真是个笨蛋

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怎么样？改主意了吗？

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猫啊

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记住 乱马

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要装作不经意地输给他

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知道了

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我知道他们在打什么主意

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绝不会让他们得逞

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沐丝

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这是…

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用它决斗时要想着我

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珊璞

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特意为我准备了这么厉害的武器

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我斗志倍增

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加油吧

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我来了 乱马 接招

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要输得自然一点

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那么难的事 我可做不到

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我要利用小茜的计划

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乱马 无论如何 我都会让你赢

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乱马 一定要好好输掉
这样就能摆脱珊璞了

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好厉害

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受死吧 乱马

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还挺厉害的嘛

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赢了

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谁让你赢的！

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00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,388
我还没输

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就算是为了珊璞特意为我准备的武器
我也一定要赢

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拿下了

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蛋？

194
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,929
那个武器是怎么回事？

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00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,811
珊璞 你竟给他劣质武器

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我不打算和沐丝交往

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所以他非输不可

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沐丝

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00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,364
这次一定要把你拿下

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你确定吗？

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沐丝

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这下应该爬不起来了

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你可真够狠的

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感觉他这样好可怜

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我还没输

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00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:42,107
沐丝 你还要…

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我绝对…

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我绝对…

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不会把珊璞

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让给别人

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谁都休想得到她

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还挺拼的嘛

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既然如此 那我也要动真格了

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乱马 就让他赢吧

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00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,257
这样沐丝岂不是很可怜？

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00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,977
如果我故意输给你 你会开心吗？

217
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,896
乱马…

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00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,232
不会开心吧？

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是啊

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这样做只会伤害沐丝的自尊心

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我会很开心

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你这家伙

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只要能让珊璞成为我的女人

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自尊心算什么

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鸭子溺泉

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-乱马
-原来如此

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可恶

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只是普通的水

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乱马变成女生 沐丝就能占上风

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就像上次决斗时一样

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这也太卑鄙了吧 混蛋

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打赢女人你会高兴吗？

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都说了 我不需要自尊

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00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,861
只要能让你认输

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00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,865
哪怕让我吞下污泥 我也不在乎

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00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:19,246
为了心爱的珊璞 我做什么都行

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受死吧 乱马

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沐丝

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00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,390
别想逃

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快点故意输给我吧

241
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开什么玩笑

242
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乱马

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得救了

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00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,233
这下他追不上了

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00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,322
你这家伙

246
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,076
既然还这么有精神

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直接靠真本事赢我不就行了吗？

248
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,469
真是服了 这家伙也太危险了吧

249
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,764
埋了他 让他再也起不来

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乱马

251
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沐丝呢？

252
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,395
真是可惜了这个男人

253
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,982
他果然不是乱马的对手

254
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,068
论身手确实如此

255
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,530
但那份执念 我倒是自叹不如

256
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:42,913
我还没输

257
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,501
珊璞

258
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他晕过去了

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珊璞

260
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真是个傻瓜

261
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沐丝的诚意终于打动她了

262
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是吗？

263
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,341
爸爸 喝茶吗？

264
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,302
暂时不用

265
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,596
-叔叔 麻烦递下酱油
-给

266
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再不快点 就要迟到了

267
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,724
没关系 来得及

268
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,226
到时候还得害我陪你一起在走廊罚站

269
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,688
好了 你们有婚约 要好好相处

270
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都怪你自作主张

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00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,942
已经办过婚礼了

272
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,068
那是只鸭子

273
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真的好有趣

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来！

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三千日元五张

276
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我要买几张

277
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,245
-多谢惠顾
-别闹了

278
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早上好 小茜

279
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良牙

280
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这是我去广岛买的纪念品

281
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不是福岛吗？

282
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,257
-话说 乱马
-怎么了？

283
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,801
你这家伙 我听说你趁我不在

284
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,888
竟然想和小茜成亲

285
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你听谁说的？

286
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,726
-那是只鸭子
-给我闭嘴

287
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,853
今天 我们就来决一胜负

288
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,230
想打架？

289
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,190
住手！要迟到了

290
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,359
去学校前顺便去个地方吧

291
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,568
迟到怎么办？

292
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,488
傻鸭子

293
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,114
想吃吗？

294
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,660
沐丝看起来还挺开心的嘛

295
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,953
是吗？

296
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,081
也对 不管是什么样子

297
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,167
能待在喜欢的人身边就是一种幸福

298
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,127
你怎么了？

299
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,545
没什么

300
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,922
好了 我们走吧

301
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,177
真是的

302
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,554
今天就这样好了

303
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,808
是啊 无论你是什么样子都好

304
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,770
无论是男是女 外表怎么样都不重要

305
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扑通

306
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,441
如果迟到 是什么样都不重要了

307
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,278
你还真是一点都不可爱

308
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,781
天道茜 辫子姑娘

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你们两个我都喜欢

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《乱马1/2》

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字幕翻译：纪小敏