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《亂馬1/2》

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他是無差別格鬥早乙女流的亂馬

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她是天道道場的小茜

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兩人的父親為兩人決定了婚事

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亂馬

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別擅自替我做決定

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而且亂馬還有個問題

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真討厭

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他被水潑到就會變成女生

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一個上了妝的淑女

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《亂馬1/2》

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妳贏了，是二獎

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集名：被綁走的小茜

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先生，我是下一個

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（來抽獎納涼）

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妳收集到好幾張券，好，妳可以轉十次

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太好了

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又沒中？

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這是妳第九包紙巾

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你確定裡面真的有獎品嗎？

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當然有，現在要轉最後一次了

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-快看，在抽獎
-小霞

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-小茜轉得好認真，對吧？
-一定要中

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她很想要其中一個獎品

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贏家出爐了

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是幸運獎

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我就想得到這個獎品

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小茜，太好了

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天道茜，早乙女亂馬的未婚妻

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妳會跟我走，成為我的人質

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你是誰？

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-天啊
-小心

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妳是我的了

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一個奇怪的人

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你到底是誰？

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跟早乙女亂馬說

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-若他想要回他的天道茜…
-慢著

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…他就要到那張票上寫的地方

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你等等

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他真的以為那個東西是小茜

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他真沒禮貌

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我買了一堆東西只為了抽獎

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也終於贏到一個豬布偶

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妳不能自己去嗎？

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但他說要你去的

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除此之外，這個人很奇怪
他以為那個布偶是我

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拜託，妳可以輕易打贏一兩個怪胎

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拜託你，為我把它搶回來吧

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一隻豬？

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反正那隻布偶也比小茜可愛很多

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糟糕，我的手滑了

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妳在搞什麼啊？

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天啊，我寧願要一個豬布偶未婚妻
也不要妳

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算了，我自己去把它搶回來

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亂馬，去吧，這也是你訓練的一部分

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亂馬

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小茜是一位淑女

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那我頭上為什麼會有一張桌子？

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沒關係，我自己去

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反正一兩個怪胎也難不倒我

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-亂馬
-你想怎樣？

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（五千圓）

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別那樣說

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你可以一起去，然後打趴20到30個怪胎

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都濕透了

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跟小茜一起把錢晾乾吧

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你說這種話不覺得臉紅嗎？

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-亂馬…
-好，知道了

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好好去玩，不用太早回來

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我們得讓這兩個一天到晚吵架的冤家

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學學如何像樣地當一對未婚夫妻

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沒錯，若他們不繼承這間道場
問題就大了

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-爸爸，去洗澡吧
-好

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歡迎光臨

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這個玉米好好吃

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別忘記我們來這裡的目的

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我知道，別擔心

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亂馬，你好

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珊璞

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我們去約會吧

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我得去把小茜搶回來

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不是我，是豬布偶

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天啊，我到底為什麼被叫到這種地方來？

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「中國雜技團特殊招待券」？

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我也拿到一張一樣的

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（熱烈歡迎）

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來…

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快過來，看一看

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ㄧ場有趣的表演即將開始

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（中國雜技團，熱烈歡迎）

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雜技團沒有我認識的人

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早乙女亂馬，好久不見了

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看樣子今天的表演會很有趣

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你是…

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沐絲？

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早乙女亂馬
直到我能從你身邊把珊璞奪回來…

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天道茜都得跟我在一起

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閉嘴，你把小茜弄哭了

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那個東西怎麼會像天道茜？

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他們什麼時候被互換了？

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他依然是個大近視

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你最好幫我把布偶搶回來

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中國最了不起的奇觀

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即將開始

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太了不起了

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我們好幸運能拿到免費的票

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盡情地笑吧

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早乙女亂馬，你最好有心理準備

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吃光了

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我們想請大家幫個忙

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-那是我的豬布偶
-小茜

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現場有沒有人願意跟我們一同登臺？

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我會送你這個

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小茜，妳在那裡幹嘛？

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你…

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就是不肯忘記這個笑話，對吧？

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太好了，謝謝你自願上台

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現在，這位被困在上面的少女
會有何命運…

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搞什麼？

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太危險了

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各位觀眾，請看仔細

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-請歡迎…
-你…

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-…我們雜技團最紅的表演者
-聽我說話

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請大家掌聲歡迎鴨子，沐沐

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那幾把刀子是鴨子丟的？

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不可能吧

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這裡面一定有什麼玄機

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那隻鴨子太了不起了

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那可不是普通的鴨子

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殺氣騰騰的

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亂馬

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那隻鴨子跟那個女孩都好厲害

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混蛋

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炸彈？

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他們不見了

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那個表演好精采

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亂馬…

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沐絲，原來那隻鴨子其實是你

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刀子是我打招呼的方式

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你的地獄之秀即將開始了
早乙女亂馬，受死吧

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既然你給了我這張票

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那我一定要好好欣賞表演

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亂馬，你知道這是什麼嗎？

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水嗎？

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這可不是普通的水

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是我訓練的結果

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（數個月前，中國）

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先生，這裡就是傳奇的訓練場地咒泉鄉

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我會努力訓練，好打敗亂馬

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然後我朝著美好未來踏出第一步

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你的第一步

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他掉進鴨子溺泉了

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鴨子溺泉

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有一個悲哀的傳說
有隻鴨子在1300年前在這個泉溺死

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自此之後，這個泉水就被詛咒了

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任何掉進去的人都會變成鴨子

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我在這裡當嚮導多年了

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但你是第一個在幾秒內就掉進泉水裡的人

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早乙女亂馬，聽好了

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-我一掉進泉水…
-嘿

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…我就想到一個打敗你的戰略

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亂馬，你在幹嘛？

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-嘿
-混蛋

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那又怎樣？你說這個水是你訓練的結果？

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你這麼緊張…別跟我說這個水是…

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你猜到了

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是來自我掉進去的泉水，鴨子溺泉

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亂馬，你…

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沐絲

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我不會讓你這樣對我的亂馬

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我根本沒興趣跟你約會

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亂馬

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你還好嗎？

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珊璞

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我很好

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我愛你

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現在不是談情說愛的時候…

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該死

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沐絲，你在幹嘛？

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亂馬？

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來抓我吧

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你失手了

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混蛋，你還有這麼多水彈？

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小心

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（撈金魚）

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天啊

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什麼？撈鴨子啊？

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來試試看

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-沐絲，你這個混蛋
-嘿

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別把氣出在我身上

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若你能振作一點

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珊璞就不會老來纏我…

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珊璞…

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我來找你是因為我擔心你，但是…

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我生氣了

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貓，是貓，我討厭貓

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天啊

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他們都去哪了？

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-天道茜
-不

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不

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是鬼

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不…

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我好害怕

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不，我討厭鬼

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什麼？是沐絲

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天道茜

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妳將成為吸引亂馬的誘餌

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貓

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這是…

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（中國雜技團，熱烈歡迎）

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別動

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沐絲

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早乙女亂馬

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若你不趕快來救她…

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你的未婚妻就會變成一隻鴨子

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看這裡，一種神奇的水將會倒入這個缸子

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然後不可思議地

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這位被綁架的女孩將會變成一隻鴨子

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亂馬…

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你來救她的那一刻就是你的死期

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嘿，別亂動

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好了，三秒後她將變成一隻鴨子…

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三…

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二…

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ㄧ

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想得美

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亂馬

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我的浴衣會濕掉

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糟糕，鴨子溺泉的水正噴向觀眾

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好冷

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我都濕了

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他們沒變成鴨子

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早乙女亂馬，你被騙了

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剛才那只是普通的自來水

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真正的鴨子溺泉在這裡

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接招吧，變成鴨子吧

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亂馬

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珊璞

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為什麼？

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太了不起了

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老虎變成一隻鴨子了

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妳為什麼要救亂馬？

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珊璞，為什麼？

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大近視笨蛋，你要去問珊璞

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妳這麼恨我嗎？

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我恨你

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我恨你…

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我恨你…

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我恨你…

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你…

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珊璞，為什麼？

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妳為什麼這麼恨我？

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珊璞，嫁給我

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沐絲，你到底在看哪裡？

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我一直都看著妳

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珊璞…

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成為我的新娘吧

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我跟妳求婚好幾次了…

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真是可憐的男人…

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沐絲，振作一點

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亂馬？

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你不是愛珊璞嗎？

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那就別放棄

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若你遇到阻礙，你就要把阻礙打倒

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儘管我對你做了這麼多糟糕的事
你依然願意鼓勵我？

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-你真的是個好人
-對

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我懂了，我會打倒…

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所有阻礙

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我現在感覺棒透了

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真是一個…大笨蛋

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那個笨蛋沐絲，他怎麼可以這樣對我？

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沐絲…

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你到底愛我有多深…

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妳在幹嘛？

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我會幫可憐的沐絲

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介紹新的女友

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變成鴨子吧

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亂馬，你想阻止我嗎？

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那當然

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我不敢相信你居然躲過
我最愛的珊璞的攻擊

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接受你的命運吧

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想得美

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我才不願意變成鴨子

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糟糕，水噴得到處都是

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小茜…

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那個女孩怎麼了？

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會發生什麼事情呢？

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我打賭她會變成一隻鴨子

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小茜…

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小茜

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《亂馬1/2》

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字幕翻譯：Lin Verellen