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拜托了 天道茜

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{\an8}只有你才能演女主角

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真是的 学长们还真是纠缠不休

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只有你才能演这个角色

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求你了

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你就答应他们吧

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参加戏剧比赛多厉害

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是吗？

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乱马同学

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{\an8}你干什么？

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好厉害

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你就是传说中的…

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男扮女装达人早乙女乱马吧

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{\an8}才不是男扮女装

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{\an8}- 难道不是？
- 谁知道

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他会空翻 还能劈开石头

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{\an8}- 无论什么把戏 练半天就能学会…
- 喂

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小茜你为什么不愿意？

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能演女主角呢

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{\an8}是什么剧？

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女柔道英雄？女摔跤王？
还是女蒙面大侠？

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你不就是最佳人选

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再说一遍试试！

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{\an8}无论如何都不行吗 天道茜？

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不行就是不行 问几次都一样

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{\an8}没办法了

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好吧 早乙女乱马

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从今天起 你就是朱丽叶了

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朱丽叶？

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哦 罗密欧
你为什么偏偏是罗密欧呢？

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那你答应了 天道茜？

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哦 朱丽叶

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九能学长

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请叫我罗密欧 朱丽叶

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你怎么成了罗密欧？

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{\an8}（入社申请）

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入社申请？

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既然加入了你们社团 那演主角

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就是理所当然

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是这样吗？

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{\an8}五寸钉同学

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{\an8}如果我演罗密欧 就能和小茜说话了

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{\an8}我们只需要一个罗密欧…

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八宝齐

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我都这把年纪了 还要演罗密欧

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真是羞死人

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但如果我是罗密欧

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{\an8}就可以和小茜演爱情戏了

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你很受欢迎呢 朱丽叶

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不管怎样 加油吧

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说得没错

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我能演朱丽叶了

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{\an8}一定要加油

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《乱马1/2》

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{\an8}集名：朱丽叶游戏

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{\an8}小茜这次要演朱丽叶？

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{\an8}“这次”？

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{\an8}那孩子在小学的文艺表演上演过罗密欧

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你看

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{\an8}演得像模像样

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{\an8}（相册）

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{\an8}我演罗密欧？

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是啊 小茜最合适了

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你会演的吧？

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你肯定很适合

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往事不堪回首…

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你好厉害 小茜

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- 真棒呀
- 是吗？

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小茜 你好强

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上吧 小茜

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可我…

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也想穿上漂亮的裙子演朱丽叶啊

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但我没办法开口拒绝

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不过这次

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我终于能演梦寐以求的朱丽叶了

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喂 罗密欧

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《罗密欧与朱丽叶》

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阳台一幕排练开始

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别啃仙贝

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容我问一个问题

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你们知道《罗密欧与朱丽叶》
是个怎样的故事吗？

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蠢材 没看到我樱吹雪的侠客打扮吗

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朱丽叶 给我倒酒

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完蛋了

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这样下去 戏剧比赛夺冠肯定无望…

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如果得了冠军
就能获得中国旅行的豪华招待

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{\an8}你说奖品是中国旅行？

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是…

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去中国旅行

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那就可以去咒泉乡寻找男溺泉

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乱马

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朱丽叶的角色我绝不会让给你

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傻瓜 谁要演啊

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也就是说…

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谁来演罗密欧 就在这里决定吧？

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正合我意

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{\an8}暴力是不对的

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所以呢？

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既然是戏剧 就在舞台上一较高下吧？

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那么 在正式演出时
能在台上站到最后的人

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就是真正的罗密欧

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生存大乱斗？有意思

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真期待正式上场

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笨蛋

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这样一来…

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{\an8}根本没办法好好演戏啊

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真是乱七八糟的

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{\an8}可怜的小茜

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{\an8}明明从一开始就乱七八糟

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{\an8}她这么期待演这部戏吗？

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{\an8}话说 那个罗密欧到底是什么样的家伙？

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当然是从桃子里蹦出来的武士

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{\an8}后来还吃过毒苹果…

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（高中戏剧比赛会场）

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高中戏剧比赛

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将在体育馆举行

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（罗密欧休息室）

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什么？早乙女乱马不知所踪？

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从昨天起就没看到他

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到底去哪儿了？

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也就是说…

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朱丽叶

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他不战而逃
把罗密欧一角让给了我九能带刀

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没用的家伙

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放心吧 小茜

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我会演出完美的罗密欧

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该死的臭老头

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乱马

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你还活着啊

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你以为光凭这种东西

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就能困住我吗？

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可恶

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太好了 早乙女同学 你能演罗密欧了呢

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{\an8}我是你的头号粉丝

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这个

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是我精心为你缝制的演出服

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祝你演出顺利

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真是完美的演技

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{\an8}除掉早乙女 我就能…

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抱歉 我已经有喜欢的人了

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你怎能如此践踏我的少女心？

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白痴

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等等 乱马

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你真的会演戏吗？

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演好罗密欧关乎去中国旅行的机会

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听好了 小茜

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{\an8}我一定会演好罗密欧

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所以你只要安心演好朱丽叶就行

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乱马

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- 罗密欧和朱丽叶是什么关系？
- 父女

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（剧本）

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先给我把基础设定记清楚

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各位久等了

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（豪华中国旅行招待）

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{\an8}高中戏剧比赛的最后一场

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来自风林馆高校戏剧社的
《罗密欧与朱丽叶》

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哦 罗密欧

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你为什么偏偏是罗密欧呢？

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太棒了 天道茜

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终于啊

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罗密欧与朱丽叶一见钟情

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但两人的家族却势同水火

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罗密欧避开众人耳目…

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朱丽叶

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罗密欧…

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我才是罗密欧

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我是罗密欧

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岂有此理 我是罗密欧

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- 我才是
- 闭嘴 是我

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那个…

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那么 问题来了

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到底谁才是真正的罗密欧？

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{\an8}（谁是真正的罗密欧？）

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{\an8}（1.八宝齐 2.九能带刀 3.早乙女乱马）

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朱丽叶

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{\an8}我无法以武力取胜 所以就伪装成阳台…

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好不甘心…

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朱丽叶

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乱…罗密欧

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好长的沉默

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是在制造气氛

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仿佛能感受到两人之间涌动的情感

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{\an8}罗密欧…

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{\an8}你背台词了吗？

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罗密欧紧紧抱住朱丽叶

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我早就料到会出现这种情况

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爸爸

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听好了 乱马 就照我说的做

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好

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- 朱丽叶
- 罗密欧

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我会和你结婚 继承道场

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- 道场？
- 他在说什么？

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{\an8}好了 开始吻戏

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{\an8}等这一刻好久啦

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{\an8}他们真的要接吻

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什么？太好了

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{\an8}- 什么？
- 不对 是假的

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{\an8}（吻戏实况 全部能看到）

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别乱打奇怪的广告

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双方家长都同意了

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快亲啊

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快亲

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别开玩笑了

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（家长都同意了）

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管他是不是演戏

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我绝对不会吻小茜

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我是不会吻的

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但我就是罗密欧

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我不答应

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没有吻戏
这算哪门子的《罗密欧与朱丽叶》？

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我受够了

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演不了吻戏 这可要命了 早乙女乱马

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你没资格当罗密欧

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{\an8}退场吧

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白痴 我只是…

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你想让我跟九能学长
或者老爷爷演吻戏是吧？

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来吧 朱丽叶

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让我亲一口

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给我走开

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该死

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{\an8}朱丽叶伤心欲绝

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{\an8}他们的爱将何去何从？

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给我等着

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这就让你们见识一下我的吻戏大招

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{\an8}乱马大笨蛋

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{\an8}一切都变得乱七八糟

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{\an8}加油啊 小茜

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小霞姐姐

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你不是很期待这次演出吗？

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不能就这样放弃

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说得没错

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演朱丽叶是我从小的梦想

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无论罗密欧是谁

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你终于想通了 朱丽叶

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{\an8}- 罗密欧
- 朱丽叶

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果然做不到

237
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怎么回事？

238
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朱丽叶 我们终于要结婚了

239
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{\an8}可怜的朱丽叶变成了妖怪的新娘

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你说谁是妖怪？

241
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罗密欧

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看招！交杯酒攻击

243
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{\an8}朱丽叶中途换人了吗？

244
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{\an8}到底怎么回事？

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喝得真爽…

246
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罗密欧 你的酒量真好

247
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,348
{\an8}要不要给你个奖励呀？

248
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胸罩

249
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解决掉一个

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朱丽叶

251
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我好想你啊 罗密欧

252
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我也想你 朱丽叶

253
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放心吧 这不是酒

254
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是能够打湿面颊的爱之露

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少恶心

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一决胜负吧 罗密欧

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若我们之中有人能活下来
那便会再度相见

258
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竟想与我交织爱的剑锋

259
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这份真挚的心意

260
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我收到了

261
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我才没说过那种话

262
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{\an8}给我竖起耳朵

263
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听好我在说什么

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- 怎么打起来了？
- 我感受到了你的爱

265
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- 说好的私奔呢？
- 说什么呢？

266
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我们现在就结婚吧

267
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你急什么 罗密欧？

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想活命就话 就乖乖投入我的怀抱

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{\an8}（爱之露）

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{\an8}朱丽叶

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这样就想让我束手就擒？

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{\an8}朱丽叶

273
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{\an8}可怜的朱丽叶

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{\an8}真是红颜薄命啊

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你为了我牺牲自己

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就让我用一个吻来为你送别

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那个朱丽叶是假的

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朱丽叶 原来你还活着

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我来当你的对手

280
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好 如果我赢了 就请跟我交往

281
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快醒醒

282
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{\an8}以剑术与我决高下

283
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还不如一开始就答应与我交往

284
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终于到吻戏了

285
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{\an8}来吧

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罗密欧 你这个负心汉

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乱马 太不公平了 我才是朱丽叶

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你这么想和九能演吻戏吗？

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那怎么可能

290
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那就到一边去

291
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{\an8}我必须赢下比赛 然后去中国

292
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哪怕贴着胶布 还是好恶心

293
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好开心 辫子姑娘…

294
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多么浪漫的体验

295
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收拾掉两个了

296
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好 既然吻戏已经搞定…

297
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我们继续演吧 朱丽叶

298
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,100
你就这么讨厌我？

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宁可跟九能学长接吻 也…

300
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我明白了

301
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,775
够了 我要回家了

302
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,237
你生什么气啊？

303
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才没有 我不干了

304
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你是想让我的努力全都白费吗？

305
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我不管

306
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- 我刚才贴了胶布的
- 他们出来了

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- 随便啦
- 他们在吵架

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{\an8}原谅我 天道茜

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我确实和辫子姑娘接吻了

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{\an8}- 没亲
- 亲了

311
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{\an8}那这是什么？

312
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,511
{\an8}这是青春的回忆

313
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听到了吧 小茜？这个胶布就是铁证…

314
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希望你喜欢安眠药

315
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五寸钉

316
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你干什么？

317
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终于和小茜说上话了

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你再敢靠近 朱丽叶就没命了

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- 什么？
- 来吧 朱丽叶

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我们一起远走高飞

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朱丽叶

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既然我吻了辫子姑娘

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就必须也给你一个吻

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{\an8}都说了没有亲

325
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小茜 醒醒 我们得把戏演完

326
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{\an8}可是 朱丽叶未能醒来

327
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她陷入了沉睡 要唤醒她只有一个办法

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那就是罗密欧的吻

329
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{\an8}为什么总往那方面引？

330
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别忘了中国旅行的招待
这是特邀评委的要求

331
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只要接吻 就能夺冠

332
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赞助商？

333
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,997
{\an8}快亲啊 乱马君 你不想去中国了吗？

334
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我当然想去 可是…

335
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,711
那还等什么

336
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乖乖去吻她

337
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,895
只要过了这关 就能去中国了

338
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,733
为了变回男人 我豁出去了

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{\an8}快亲

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{\an8}中国

341
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{\an8}吵死了 别打扰我

342
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,161
认输吧 你这个冒牌货

343
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,872
只要有爱 当众亲吻又何妨

344
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,875
我没你那么开放 行了吧？

345
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:52,506
你宁可放弃中国旅行的豪华招待
也不肯吻小茜

346
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,885
{\an8}你还真是讨厌我家朱丽叶啊

347
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{\an8}乱马君

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{\an8}笨蛋

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要是讨厌 就不用这么为难了

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罗密欧

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你什么时候醒的？

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00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,571
{\an8}中国的旅行…

353
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,656
我送你去

354
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,786
{\an8}你不必做到这一步…

355
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,164
{\an8}你懂的吧？

356
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,253
{\an8}哪怕是演戏也不行吗？

357
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,756
{\an8}好可爱…

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（豪华中国旅行招待）

359
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,233
在这决定性的一刻 优胜者产生了

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00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,071
{\an8}（真汉子）

361
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,414
{\an8}怎么样？是不是很逼真？

362
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,337
你还在闹什么别扭？

363
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,757
吵死了

364
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,385
居然耍我 这个女人…

365
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:24,431
不过 要是能不用胶带就好了

366
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:31,396
我开玩笑的 你是不是傻呀？

367
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,440
真是不可爱

368
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,609
总之 你应该感谢我

369
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,237
多亏了我 你才能免费去中国

370
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,240
我知道 真啰嗦

371
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,535
我回来了

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00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,454
{\an8}你们两个回来得真晚

373
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,083
中国旅行的招待已经开始了

374
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,210
已经开始了？

375
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,424
（豪华中国人旅行先生的招待）

376
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,009
你来了 乱马君

377
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,846
{\an8}这是中国来的旅行先生

378
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,557
这就是豪华招待

379
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,394
好像之前没有说清楚

380
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,813
旅行先生 再来一杯吧？

381
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,982
恭敬不如从命

382
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,488
{\an8}乱马好像累坏了

383
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,991
{\an8}或许你亲一下 就能醒过来

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00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,994
还是让他继续睡吧

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00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,175
{\an8}《乱马1/2》

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{\an8}字幕翻译：纪小敏