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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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Let's get started.

5
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[exhaling] All right, so.

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Are you ready to get started?

7
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I am honored to work with you

8
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on this merger.

9
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I always say

10
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a merger is like a marriage--

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It is my honor

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to be able to support you
through your divorce.

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So, if a merger
is a marriage,

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then my first question,

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before reviewing assets
and balance sheets,

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and quarterly reports is--

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Before we go over
you and your wife's history,

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assets,
and shared properties--

19
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...Are you sure
you want to get married?

20
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Are you sure
you want to get divorced?

21
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All right, guys, no photos.

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No, come on. Seriously.
Come on. No photos. No photos.

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Okay, fine.

24
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[shutter snaps]

25
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Where's your better half?

26
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I am a better half.

27
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[chuckles]

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[paparazzi laughing]

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Hey, babe!

30
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-Hey, babe.
-Mm.

31
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Sorry I'm late.

32
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You look beautiful.

33
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Ah...

34
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Oh, smooth.

35
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What kind of lotion do you use?

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[♪♪♪]

37
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No photos, please.
No photos.

38
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Mrs. Noble...
[smooching]

39
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Always a pleasure.
Are you meeting Brett?

40
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Yes, but I'm surprising him.

41
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I'll show myself
to the table.

42
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[♪♪♪]

43
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Tabby?

44
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I'll...

45
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take those.

46
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Two vodka-sodas?

47
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Top-shelf, of course.

48
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So, you're here together, huh?

49
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Should've known.

50
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[louder] Gwen.

51
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You weren't just my assistant,

52
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you were my best friend!
-Babe--

53
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Well, consider yourself
fired from both positions!

54
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Babe, we were just
having a drink.

55
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And Brett--

56
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It's not what it looks like.

57
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My first kiss,
my first love...

58
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and now?

59
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I guess my first husband.

60
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-Baby! What the--
-[splashing]

61
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My hair!

62
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I want a divorce.

63
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Babe!

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Tabby! Wait!

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Tabby!

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-[shutters snapping]
-Tabby!

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Tabby!

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[♪♪♪]

69
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Dana?

70
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Ah, no peeking!

71
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No. No.

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Happy anniversary.

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Happy anniversary.

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Ah, please, enter the chambers.

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[both chuckling]

76
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All right...

77
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so what's on the docket?

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Claims against the defendant?

79
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Whoa!
I thought I was the defendant?

80
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No, we're both the defendant.

81
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-[laughs] Okay.
-Go ahead. What do you have?

82
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All right, what I got is,

83
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for the period of
our seventh year of marriage,

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I bring forward the notice
of "things piled on chairs."

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[thumps pad down]

86
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Oh?

87
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"Things piled on chairs."

88
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Yes, things piled on chairs.
Look.

89
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Every time I wanna
sit in a chair,

90
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I gotta take
your stuff off of it.

91
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Shoes, jacket, hats, purse--

92
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chairs are meant to be sat in.

93
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I would like
to sit in a chair.

94
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All right, fine.
Assumed.

95
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All right, let me have it.

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What does the respondent say?

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"No cell phones at the table."

98
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-What?
-We shouldn't

99
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have our phones
at the table.

100
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I mean, phones should be
left elsewhere.

101
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But not on chairs?

102
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Never,
as dictated by Issue A.

103
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Okay, assumed.

104
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Oh, hey, guys!

105
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Luca, TJ.

106
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Are you two working?

107
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I thought
it was your anniversary.

108
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It's our prolonged
anniversary.

109
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Yeah, we celebrate
one day for each year.

110
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Seven years married.

111
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Seven years, huh?

112
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You better watch out
for that seven-year-itch.

113
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Oh, don't worry, Luca.
We're not itchy.

114
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You know, the seven-year-itch
was actually debunked.

115
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Yeah, recent data shows

116
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that divorce peaks
at 10 to 13 years of marriage.

117
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Oh, well, so, we've got
a few more years left.

118
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Yeah, we're good for, like,
three years.

119
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-We're good.
-We're fine.

120
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-So, you two are working?
-In a way.

121
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Yeah, on our anniversary,
we like to sit down

122
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and go over our relationship
grievances and gratitudes,

123
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and talk 'em through.

124
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I'm a lifelong bachelor,
so you are the experts here.

125
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And enjoy the champagne!

126
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-Oh.
-Thank you.

127
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[Luca] Well, you two have
a wonderful anniversary.

128
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Thank you, Luca.

129
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-Enjoy.
-Thank you, TJ. Very kind.

130
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That was nice.

131
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So sweet.

132
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Okay, so.

133
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Time for presents?

134
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Presents!

135
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Now, traditionally,
the seven-year gift

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is wool.

137
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-Oh. Yes.
-I hope you like it.

138
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Oh, Merino wool socks!

139
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Well, I figured, you know,
you could warm your feet up

140
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before you press 'em
up against me in bed.

141
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Oh, so this is really
a gift to yourself?

142
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Sort of, yeah.

143
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I love them.
I'll treasure them.

144
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-Okay.
-Thank you.

145
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Okay, well, before
the seven-year gift

146
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was modernized to wool,
traditionally...

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it was copper.

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You didn't?

149
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Ta-dah!

150
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Oh, babe!

151
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I always wanted a copper pot
to make you popcorn,

152
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and this is amazing!
Look at this!

153
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Oh!

154
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Thank you, honey.

155
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Of course.

156
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I love you so much.

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This has been the best
seven years ever, you know that?

158
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And hopefully
the best is yet to come.

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You know, speaking
of best to come--

160
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...I wanted to have
a little chat with you.

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[text alert chimes]

162
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I thought "no cell phones
at the table"?

163
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I'm so sorry.
It's just--

164
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Okay, Uncle Paul booked me in
with a new client at 8:00 a.m.

165
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[alert dings]

166
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Oh, excellent.
I just got booked for 8:15.

167
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No. Give me that.

168
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-Yeah, let's get rid of those.
-No cell phone.

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That is
absolutely perfect, babe.

170
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Thank you. So...

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to...

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forever...

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together.

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Sustained.

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[clink]

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[♪♪♪]

177
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[elevator dings]

178
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-Morning, Kim.
-Morning.

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So, confusingly,
your 8:00 a.m.

180
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is with a reality star
wanting a divorce.

181
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Oh, that is weird.

182
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Um, well, I can refer her
to the best family lawyers.

183
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You're
the best family lawyer.

184
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Uncle Paul.

185
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And that reality star

186
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is Tabby Noble.

187
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She's on the board
of Jackie's Legacy Fund,

188
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and she is bankrolling
our fundraiser gala next month.

189
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Oh, so you want
to keep her happy.

190
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Yes.

191
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But, also, I know
how complicated and public

192
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a divorce like hers will be,

193
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and I want to help protect her,
if possible.

194
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With you as Tabby's lawyer,
this can be quick, easy...

195
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a painless mediation.

196
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Those are famous last words.

197
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All right.

198
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Thank you.

199
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Of course.
[sighing]

200
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Hi.

201
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Oh, hi!

202
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Love your shoes. Manolo?

203
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Oh, uh, no.

204
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Nordstrom Rack,
but thank you.

205
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Can we get you
something to drink?

206
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Oh, yeah.

207
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Maybe, like, a green juice

208
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and some nori chips
on the side?

209
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And you do have an LED face mask
I could wear while we chat?

210
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I find it super-soothing.

211
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Please get Mrs. Noble a water.

212
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Thanks.

213
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Tabby, I know this must
be a very, very hard time,

214
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and I'm sorry.

215
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,315
My heart truly
goes out to you.

216
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,183
I also wanted to thank you

217
00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,686
for supporting
Jackie's Legacy Fund.

218
00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,988
She was actually, um,
a lawyer, as well.

219
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Family law, coincidentally,

220
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but here at the firm,

221
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we focus on mostly contract law,
and mergers and acquisitions.

222
00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,498
But you clerked
for Judge Westdale

223
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for three years, right?

224
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,335
And you worked at
Miller & Talbot Family Law,

225
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where you were
considered the best.

226
00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,271
Oh, you've done your homework.

227
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I'm not clueless.

228
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I just pretended to be, on TV,
for 15 years.

229
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And do you know who my husband--

230
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,514
uh, ex-husband--
and I are?

231
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I don't actually
watch much reality TV.

232
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Oh!

233
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Okay, well, we were
on, uh,<i> Noble Living,</i>

234
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which is one of the biggest
reality shows ever,

235
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and then, uh,
we moved to the city,

236
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and we got our own spin-off--

237
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eight seasons.

238
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Every single one was a hit.

239
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Oh?

240
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So, the world has watched us
fall in love,

241
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and grow up, get married,

242
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,505
make mistakes,

243
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,806
struggle to get pregnant--

244
00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,975
Oh, I'm really sorry.

245
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,176
So...

246
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,711
we have been in the public eye
and working

247
00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,146
since we were 16.

248
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,715
And-- And now?

249
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,850
Right now?

250
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,851
-Yeah.
-Um...

251
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,186
now we... are--

252
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,923
we're on a hiatus right now.

253
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,391
-Oh?
-Yeah, we're just...

254
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,092
looking for the right fit
for us

255
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:24,729
in the current
flailing content environment.

256
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,197
Tabby, are you sure?

257
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,533
Are you sure
you really want to be divorced?

258
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,502
I mean, I was looking
at your file.

259
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,037
You've been married
for 10 years.

260
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16 years together-- I mean,
there's a lot of love there.

261
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:38,510
Yeah, but love is like fame.

262
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Falling feels, like, fine
until you hit the ground.

263
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Okay, listen, speaking of--

264
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speaking of flying,

265
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I-I really think it's best

266
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if we just fly
under the radar, you know?

267
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Let's just keep this quiet,
no big scenes.

268
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,394
Let's really just try
to just stay level-headed.

269
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,629
Definitely.

270
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,297
But, also...

271
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,732
he cheated on me
with my best friend.

272
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,733
Okay.

273
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,368
So, I want everything.

274
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,070
But mostly...

275
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,605
I want him to hurt.

276
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,108
[perky] 'Kay?

277
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,580
This is why
I left family law.

278
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,450
-Morning, Jared.
-Your 8:15 is here.

279
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,652
Okay, who is it?

280
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,656
Oh... okay.

281
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,259
Mark.

282
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,161
Brett Noble.
Know who he is?

283
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,463
Well, I know
who he thinks he is.

284
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,665
[Brett exhaling deeply]
493...

285
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,601
494...

286
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,903
495...

287
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,406
496...

288
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,841
497...

289
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:45,810
498...

290
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,313
-Mr. Noble?
-499...

291
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,116
...500!

292
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,183
Whoo!

293
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,653
-[sighing] Uh...
-Whoo!

294
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,855
Brett, I'm Lois Gale.

295
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,523
This is Mark Chervich.

296
00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:00,291
Hey, guy, could I get
a green juice?

297
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,359
-Thanks.
-Yeah, sure, um...

298
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,161
maybe we can get you
some nori chips,

299
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,496
maybe an LED face mask?

300
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,331
Oh, yeah! Love it.

301
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,768
Great, um...

302
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:13,672
So, uh, Brett,
first things first.

303
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,609
You cheated?

304
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,044
Oh, I didn't cheat.

305
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,479
It was all Tabby.
I mean, she lives for drama.

306
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,714
Right, look.

307
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,050
You can lie to your therapist
all day long,

308
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,185
but I think it's, uh,
not in your best interest

309
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,620
to lie to your divorce lawyer.

310
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,622
You see, you and I,
we're working together now.

311
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,723
We're a team,

312
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,024
and as a team,
you're gonna have to have

313
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,626
some mental fortitude, grace,

314
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,161
and we're gonna have some
harsh truths, back and forth.

315
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,228
You get it?

316
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,563
All right, yeah.
I dig it.

317
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:39,698
Let's sign some papers

318
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,232
and get this divorce started,
shall we?

319
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,235
Uh... [chuckles awkwardly]

320
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,304
Okay, so before I do that,
I'm gonna ask you two questions.

321
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,173
-Okay.
-First one is this--

322
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,575
are you sure
you wanna get divorced?

323
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,510
The second one is,
you don't see any chance

324
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,312
the two of you can
be happy together again?

325
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,548
Oh, I'm not happy,
so why should she be happy?

326
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,850
Oh, hey, listen--
I got cross-fit,

327
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,886
but, uh, before I go,
Tabby and I don't have a pre-nup

328
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,354
and, well,
I want everything, so.

329
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,756
Well, be that as it may, Brett,

330
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,924
New York
is a no-fault,

331
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,892
equitable-distribution
state, so.

332
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,762
Yeah, but I want
everything, so.

333
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,264
Oh, and, um, I want to sue her.

334
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,333
On-- On what grounds?

335
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,569
Emotional damages.

336
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,038
Cross-fit!

337
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,244
All the NDAs are signed.
No leaks.

338
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,579
Yeah, no, I'm on it.

339
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,080
Listen, we gotta talk
about approach here, Lois.

340
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,381
I mean, Brett thinks
he's gonna get everything.

341
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,050
Then get him everything,

342
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,619
or at least as many
billable hours as you can.

343
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,921
'Cause lawyers aren't known
for their integrity.

344
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,291
[♪♪♪]

345
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,462
Popcorn.

346
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,798
Cooked in my new copper pot!

347
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,067
Oh...
eatin' with my new socks on.

348
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,635
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Look at those.

349
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,537
-[TV plays quietly]
-Okay, so...

350
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,807
nutritional yeast
and coconut oil for you--

351
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:56,941
Thank you.

352
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,143
-Don't ask me why.
-[laughs]

353
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,044
And, uh, caramel and toffee
for me.

354
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,312
Perfect.

355
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,082
What are you working on, babe?
What's this?

356
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,818
Oh, nothing, it's just a--
just a new case.

357
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,787
I'm kinda taking one
for the team.

358
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,821
Mm.

359
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,556
It's not--
Not worth talking about.

360
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,658
Well, trust me,
I've got a new case, too.

361
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,426
My client?
A piece of work.

362
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,095
-Really?
-Yeah, really.

363
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,663
<i>[TV announcer]</i> ...<i> It's getting</i>
<i> juicier by the minute...</i>

364
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,298
When did you start
watching this?

365
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,801
Oh, it was--
It was just on.

366
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,302
<i> ...All about the break-up.</i>

367
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,771
<i> And now,</i>
<i> I guess my first husband.</i>

368
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:27,839
<i> -[splashing]</i>
<i> -Honey! Oh!</i>

369
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,574
Guess he got into the spirit.

370
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,909
That's a joke, right?

371
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:31,976
It was good.

372
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,611
Pretty good stand-up, babe.

373
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,946
<i> It is with great sadness</i>

374
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,081
<i> that we have</i>
<i> made the difficult decision</i>

375
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,750
<i> to divorce.</i>

376
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,951
<i> We look forward</i>

377
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,486
<i> to moving on,</i>

378
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,921
<i> with deep kindness</i>
<i> and gratitude</i>

379
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,523
<i> for everything</i>
<i> that we've shared.</i>

380
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,858
<i> [smooch]</i>
<i> Love you, guys.</i>

381
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,360
<i> I mean, I gotta say...</i>
<i> this hurts.</i>

382
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,329
<i> So...</i>

383
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,499
<i> we request</i>
<i> respect for our privacy.</i>

384
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,367
Why are they making statements?

385
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,804
This is--
I mean, that's gonna be a mess.

386
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,940
Yeah, of
the absolute worst kind.

387
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,708
<i>[TV announcer] Tabby and Brett--</i>
<i> calling it quits...</i>

388
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,611
[cell phone chiming]

389
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,979
-[second cell phone chiming]
-Oh...

390
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,881
Yeah...

391
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,684
Did you know
about his statement?

392
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,686
No! Come on, Lois.
Of course not.

393
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,721
I mean, the guy's a celebrity.
It's like wrangling a snake.

394
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,156
Well, keep him in check, Mark.

395
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,724
You're gunning for partner.

396
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,026
Did you give approval for Tabby
to release an announcement?

397
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,628
No, I did
the literal opposite.

398
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,163
Oh...

399
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,898
then clean this up, please?

400
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,499
The press are gonna
rip her to shreds.

401
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,400
All right, I'm on it.

402
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,972
[sighing]

403
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,575
Sorry, babe,
that was, uh...

404
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,143
-that was my case.
-Yeah, me too.

405
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,712
All right,
what do you want to watch?

406
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,347
Want to watch
<i> Steel Magnolias?</i>

407
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:46,050
Or we could find
something else on, right?

408
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,585
[chuckles]

409
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,853
Mwah.

410
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,858
You know, I, um...

411
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,194
I-- there is something
I'd like to talk to you about.

412
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,829
Okay, what is it?

413
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,200
Nothing. It's--

414
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,868
Nothing. It's Christmas,
and our Christmas plans.

415
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,437
I mean, are we gonna go to your
family, or my family, I mean--?

416
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,072
I mean, we could have
everybody come here.

417
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,275
It'd be kinda nice.
-Yeah, we could do that, yeah.

418
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,212
Wait, I almost forgot!
A surprise for you.

419
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,613
What?

420
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,081
Are you--?

421
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,349
It's for your collection.

422
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,417
Oh, come on, babe!

423
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,418
Happy anniversary.

424
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,552
Thank you, sweetheart.

425
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,922
Oh, it's the--

426
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,523
Are you kid--? This is
the one I've always wanted.

427
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,792
It's the limited-edition
fidget spinner.

428
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:28,927
Are you kidding me?
-I know.

429
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,361
I had to search far and wide.

430
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:34,198
Oh! It's top of the line, babe.

431
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,466
Thank you, babe.

432
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,936
I love you so much.

433
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,137
I love you.

434
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,139
Well, cat's out of the bag.

435
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,440
I got you a present.

436
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,608
-You did?
-Yeah, I got you a gift, too.

437
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,876
-You gotta close your eyes.
-Okay.

438
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,778
It's a big one.
Keep your eyes closed.

439
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,946
Eyes are closed.

440
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,148
All right.

441
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,816
Open.

442
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,051
[laughs]

443
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,720
[munching]

444
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,322
So thoughtful.

445
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,957
I know.
All right.

446
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,659
Okay, let's watch
<i> Steel Magnolias.</i>

447
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,163
-I love you.
-I love you, too.

448
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,232
[♪♪♪]

449
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,667
[doorbell rings]

450
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,438
Hi, thank you.

451
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,672
Good morning.

452
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,507
Thank you for coming
to me today.

453
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,477
I'm just so distraught,
I couldn't dress.

454
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,612
I just need to stay in
and self-care.

455
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,147
Of course.

456
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,116
Yeah, I-I-I support that,

457
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,985
but I heard
you're also doing talk shows?

458
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,753
Yeah, it's a form
of self-care.

459
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,322
Perhaps, but it's
probably not a good idea.

460
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,124
But everyone's interested.

461
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,593
I understand the appeal
of garnering fan support,

462
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,029
but you really need
to stay neutral right now.

463
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,263
Why are you so worried?

464
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,765
It's my job to worry.

465
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,267
Speaking of, if you have
any skeletons in your closet,

466
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,769
now would be the time to say.

467
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,305
-Skeletons?
-No! I'm squeaky-clean.

468
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,439
Come on in, have a juice.

469
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,441
Thank you.

470
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,112
[quietly, to self] Wow.

471
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,813
[exhales intensely]

472
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,548
I have so much dirt on Tabby.

473
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,450
I know where
all the skeletons are.

474
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,785
Mm.

475
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,855
Brett, we really
don't need skeletons, okay?

476
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,123
We need mature adults

477
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,026
who are committed
to an amicable resolution.

478
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,327
Do you know what that is?

479
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,164
Nope.

480
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,301
Of course not.

481
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,038
[♪♪♪]

482
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,381
[phone chiming]

483
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,818
Hi.

484
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,054
Hey. Your uncle just scheduled
a noon meeting.

485
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,488
I'll send you the address.

486
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,190
Okay, perfect.
Did you find Brett?

487
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,692
Yup, the process server
should be heading there now.

488
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,927
Thanks so much.

489
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,429
All right, I'm sorry,
I actually have to go,

490
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,530
but I'll be back later
and we can finish up.

491
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,898
-[doorbell chimes]
-Can you get that?

492
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,101
Hello?

493
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,070
[doorbell chiming repeatedly]

494
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,044
My nails
are gonna get ruined.

495
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:03,848
Are you Tabby Noble?

496
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,849
[Tabby gasping]

497
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,250
Yes!

498
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,852
No, no, no, no! Stop! Stop!
Tabby, don't open that.

499
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,787
-No!
-[snap]

500
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,923
You've been served.

501
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,425
[dejected sighing]

502
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,460
[grunting]

503
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,794
Do you even lift, bro?

504
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,964
Nice quads!

505
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,532
Wait, you're Brett Noble, right?

506
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,867
Yeah.

507
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,068
-Can I get a picture?
-Of course!

508
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,069
This is for you.

509
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,037
No, no, no!

510
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,271
[snap]

511
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,239
You've been served.

512
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,542
[♪♪♪]

513
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,880
[sighing]

514
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,648
<i> She serves me divorce papers</i>
<i> at the gym?</i>

515
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,550
<i> This is my safe space!</i>

516
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,953
<i> This is where I go to heal!</i>

517
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,423
Can you get
your client in line?

518
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,757
<i> He serves me at home?</i>

519
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,759
<i> It's just so violating...</i>

520
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,795
<i> and he ruined my nails.</i>

521
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,498
This could be a problem, Dana.

522
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,566
[sighs] Oy.

523
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,636
Wait, I thought--
I thought

524
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,338
Brett was repped
by Miller & Talbot?

525
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,340
No, he met with them
so Tabby couldn't,

526
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,509
but ultimately Brett went

527
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,177
with Gale, Fauble,
& Partners.

528
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,745
What? W-Who's the lead?

529
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,347
Funnily enough...

530
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,515
it's Mark.

531
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,750
Is this going to be
a problem?

532
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,852
[words catching]

533
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,420
I...

534
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,189
Honey...

535
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,191
this is gonna be a problem.

536
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,993
It's already a problem.

537
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,028
I mean, I didn't want to be
on this case to begin with,

538
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,464
but Uncle Paul
is so protective over Tabby.

539
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,965
She lost her mom to cancer,

540
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,600
she's on the board
of Aunt Jackie's fund,

541
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,536
so he just wants
to help make this--

542
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,004
this divorce
as easy as possible.

543
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,372
Well, I could step down.

544
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,873
No! They're picking
partners soon.

545
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,375
Absolutely not. You have
worked so hard for that,

546
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,609
and I know how much you want it.

547
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,211
[deep breath]

548
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,446
Okay, um...

549
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,448
maybe we can
make this work.

550
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,716
How do you figure?

551
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,451
We both know,
if they go to other lawyers,

552
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,453
they're gonna drag this out,
make it contentious,

553
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,821
bill them
for every last thing...

554
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,957
Right, but we-we could
keep this very civil.

555
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,158
Yeah, we could make it

556
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,493
the most swift,
amicable divorce possible.

557
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,627
And we'll do it together.

558
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,898
I love you.

559
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,833
I love you.
Let's go.

560
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,870
Okay.

561
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,907
[♪♪♪]

562
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,912
[overlapping]
Let's get started.

563
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,721
Well, that went well,
don't you think?

564
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,723
Really, Uncle Paul?

565
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,059
Well, I did... [chuckles]

566
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,827
What's your takeaway?

567
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,197
Well, New York is
an equitable-distribution state,

568
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,499
so Mark and I both believe
it's in everyone's best interest

569
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,101
to get this to arbitration,
A.S.A.P.

570
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,570
But both your of clients
want<i> everything.</i>

571
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,606
How do you suppose
we arbitrate that?

572
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,941
Unfortunately,
it's not up to us.

573
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,777
I'm afraid this one's
for the court, Dana.

574
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,179
I appreciate that
you're trying to help Tabby,

575
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,614
and I, too, want
to be supportive,

576
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,282
but I-- I don't do court.

577
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,717
I know,

578
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,585
and Mark throws
an added wrench into it,

579
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,554
and I know
how empathetic you are

580
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,624
and how personal
each case becomes to you,

581
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,225
but I truly believe

582
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,562
you are the right, and only,
lawyer for the job.

583
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,932
[♪♪♪]

584
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,236
Are you gonna be able
to go up against Dana?

585
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,938
You're not gonna go soft on us?

586
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,273
Come on, Lois,
I've got this,

587
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,541
and I'm not
going up against Dana...

588
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,244
we're on the same team,
and we want the same things.

589
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,280
Back to the gym.

590
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,316
So, you're gonna be
fighting against your wife?

591
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,917
Well, if by "fighting,"

592
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,287
you mean engaging
in legal due process, yeah.

593
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,489
Well, I hope you're better
at fighting with your wife

594
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,890
than I was
at fighting with my wife.

595
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,625
Oh...

596
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,993
Oh, and, uh, by the way,

597
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,662
my team wants me to run
a background check on you.

598
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,497
That's fine.
Just do me a favor,

599
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,265
and send me a copy
of the findings, will ya?

600
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,400
Listen, moving on, Brett,

601
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,834
I gotta go over
a list of assets here,

602
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,770
if we can... do that?

603
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,639
First off, I'd like to talk
to you about the Soho apartment.

604
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,741
Tabby wanted to be in
the most expensive neighborhood.

605
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,976
What about
the upstate lake house?

606
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,078
She wanted a summer cabin.

607
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,814
Says here,
you own three cars?

608
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,282
Yeah, she backed
two of them into poles.

609
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,751
What about--
it says here-- wine label,

610
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,586
clothing company,
perfume line?

611
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,822
Oh, she's always starting
some new business--

612
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,758
plastering her face
all over some new product...

613
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:08,993
[weights clunking]

614
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,861
But I'm over it.

615
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,963
From now on,
I'm a solo show.

616
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,199
Yo, check this out.

617
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,302
"Noble Surge...

618
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,503
get Nobled."

619
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,041
Maybe now is not the time

620
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,010
to invest
in new ventures, Brett.

621
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:28,846
So, you're really okay

622
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,181
battling it out
with your husband?

623
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,849
Oh, we're not battling.

624
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,217
We're on the same team.

625
00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:35,319
We work really well together.
We're-- We're solid.

626
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,188
That's what I used to say
about me and Brett,

627
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,156
so... be careful.

628
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,658
So, do you want this apartment,

629
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,992
the house upstate,

630
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,160
or do you want to sell both
and split the cash?

631
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,630
Why do you always dress like
you're on your way to a meeting?

632
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,367
Because...
every time you see me,

633
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,702
I am on my way to a meeting
with you.

634
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,671
Have you ever worn
anything from the Noble line?

635
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,705
[gasps]

636
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,141
Bring me
the emerald-lace dress,

637
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,043
the one with the eyelash trim.
-Yes, ma'am.

638
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,546
[footsteps receding]

639
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,315
It's so hard
to find good help.

640
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,717
Um, speaking of assistants...

641
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,186
have you spoken
with Gwen lately?

642
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,488
Gwen? Are you joking?

643
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,156
I'm never speaking to her
ever again.

644
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,524
Here's the thing.

645
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,760
It would be great if I could
at least speak with her.

646
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,061
Look, Brett cheated with her.

647
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,596
I'm not saying it's gonna
affect the settlement,

648
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,264
but it isn't a good look
for him,

649
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,866
so if we could have
access to Gwen,

650
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,367
that would be very helpful.

651
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,403
I mean, find her if you can,
but the last I checked,

652
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,939
she was incognito mode--
vanished.

653
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,709
And no,
I didn't whack her.

654
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,377
[chuckles] Okay, thank you
for the reassurance,

655
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,612
Donna Corleone.

656
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,347
Mm.

657
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,182
All right, what do you want
to do with the assets?

658
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,784
Assets?

659
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,519
I want to keep everything.

660
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,687
It was my brand.
I was the engine.

661
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,890
I mean, it was always
"The Tabby Show."

662
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,092
Brett just followed along,
trying to keep up.

663
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,693
Oh, um, by the way,

664
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,929
my team suggested I run
a background check on you.

665
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,197
Oh, that's fine.

666
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,565
Just show me a copy
of the results.

667
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,733
That'd be great.

668
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:56,767
[footsteps]

669
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,871
Oh, wow, look at that.

670
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,274
Well, it's very pretty,
but not me.

671
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,276
But why be you all the time?

672
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,115
[♪♪♪]

673
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,817
[footsteps]

674
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,084
Hey!

675
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,252
Sorry, Tabby's got me
on the clock.

676
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,720
Oh, it's that bad, huh?

677
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:17,822
Ah, it's good to see ya.

678
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,557
Yeah, I mean, it's worse.

679
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:20,658
Her whole life
is about being seen

680
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:22,059
as much as possible,

681
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,794
in the least-genuine way
possible.

682
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,162
Okay, it's called
"being a celebrity."

683
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,764
Wow.

684
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,065
And is this new?

685
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,767
Oh, it's from
the Noble Collection.

686
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,735
Oh-ho-ho.
Look at you.

687
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,170
You look fabulous,

688
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,738
and you are the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen,

689
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:35,840
and you keep getting
more and more beautiful.

690
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,007
Thank you.

691
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,009
It's so tight,
I can't breathe.

692
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,611
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

693
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,012
Oh, by the way,

694
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,148
I've gotten you a new orchid
to add to the collection,

695
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:45,683
but the real gift here--
-Oh?

696
00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:47,251
...Is that I promise you,
I will accompany you

697
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,253
to the orchid festival
this year.

698
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,421
Thank you.
That means a lot.

699
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:53,357
-Happy anniversary.
-Happy anniversary.

700
00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:54,692
-[clink]
-I love you.

701
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,794
I love you.

702
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,297
And I wanted to ask you...

703
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,599
Mm-hmm?

704
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,834
...What is it you've been
wanting to ask me?

705
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,336
-What do you mean?
-Twice now,

706
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,704
you've been trepidatious
about bringing up

707
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:07,938
wanting to talk to me
about something,

708
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:09,773
and I just wish you
would spill it, love.

709
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,475
Dana, um...

710
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,944
Okay, and judging by how
uncomfortable you are right now,

711
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,813
I feel like it might be
something really terrible.

712
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:16,847
-No.
-Are you going through

713
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,848
a mid-life crisis?

714
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,049
Is your mother moving in?

715
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,484
My mother's not
moving in, okay?

716
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,986
Nothing so life-altering.
That'll never happen.

717
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,187
Trust me.
-What is it?

718
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,788
Tell me.
We can talk about anything.

719
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,193
Okay, all right.

720
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,529
Do you remember the conversation
we had before we were married,

721
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,030
about having children?

722
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,832
And we both decided,
at the time,

723
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,000
that we weren't ready,

724
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,868
and that we were gonna
put a pin in it...

725
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,738
Are you wanting
to take that pin out?

726
00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:42,806
Yeah, I'd like
to revisit the idea.

727
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,510
Because...?

728
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,747
Because, honey...

729
00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:52,483
I'm ready to have children,

730
00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:54,552
and I want 'em with you.

731
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,689
You did start this whole thing

732
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,324
by saying
it wasn't so "life-altering."

733
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,358
[laughing]

734
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,494
I did.
[laughs]

735
00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:04,762
[phone chimes]

736
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:07,031
Ugh. Sorry.

737
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,200
Oh, Brett.

738
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,435
-Oh...
-Mm-hmm?

739
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:13,070
Tabby's gonna be
on the Dr. Doug Show tomorrow.

740
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,506
So is Brett.
Great.

741
00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:16,941
And Uncle Paul wants me
to be there

742
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,342
to make sure
there's no undoable libel.

743
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,210
Yeah, Lois wants me
to do the same.

744
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,112
Mr. and Mrs. C,
your table is ready.

745
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,380
Thanks, TJ.

746
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,383
-Thank you.
-Appreciate it.

747
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,253
[sighing]
This could go really badly.

748
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:34,258
[♪♪♪]

749
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,193
<i> [TV host]</i>
<i> They charmed the nation,</i>

750
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,628
<i>certainly charmed each other...</i>

751
00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,129
[Mark] You'll be fine.
All right? We got this.

752
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,631
Yeah, of course.
We're just gonna stay impartial

753
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:41,932
and we'll keep
the fighting to a minimum.

754
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,067
Yeah, "winning" is them
settling their divorce

755
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,101
as quickly as possible.

756
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,436
Oh, great.
Here they are.

757
00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:46,370
[TV host] But we need it--

758
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:47,972
we'll see how this goes.
Ready?

759
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,373
What up?

760
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,442
So, Tabby,
what do you say to people

761
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,977
who think
Brett was just flirting?

762
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,778
I say
that flirting is cheating.

763
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,747
Well, you cheated on me
emotionally.

764
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,781
When did I do that?

765
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:58,916
With work!

766
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,951
You made our entire life
about our brand.

767
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,419
You-You cheated on me
with ambition.

768
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:03,621
[laughs]

769
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,255
It sounds like
you were just jealous of me

770
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,957
because I was always
more successful than you.

771
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,892
Maybe I didn't
want the success!

772
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,327
Maybe we wanted
different things.

773
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,296
Maybe we did, but because
I wanted you to not cheat on us.

774
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,497
-That's not grammar!
-Whatever.

775
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:15,165
Good time to take a caller.

776
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:16,266
Uh, good morning, Gwen,
you're on the air.

777
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,835
<i> Tabby, you were</i>
<i> a terrible friend.</i>

778
00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:19,269
<i> You never supported my dreams.</i>

779
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,404
[scoffs]

780
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,939
What were your dreams,
exactly?

781
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,140
<i> [Gwen] To be</i>
<i> a fitness influencer-</i>

782
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,441
<i> slash-method actress.</i>

783
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:25,909
<i> -I practiced Strasberg!</i>
-[phone chimes]

784
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,445
I'll be right back.
Just...

785
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,279
[chiming]

786
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,848
[beep]

787
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:33,417
[Paul]
<i> What is happening over there?</i>

788
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:34,918
Social media's
tearing Tabby apart.

789
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,754
They're calling her
cold, angry.

790
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,623
Dana, please...
turn this around.

791
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,991
Okay, I'm on it.

792
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,296
[dialing]

793
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,668
<i> [ringing]</i>

794
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,970
Guys, let's take another call.

795
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,706
We'll go to, uh,
Joanne Vlacho in Boise, Idaho.

796
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:56,974
Hey, Joanne,
you're on the air.

797
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,175
[Southern accent] Hi.

798
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,943
I just want to say
it is such a heartbreak

799
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,512
<i> to be betrayed</i>
<i> by the love of your life</i>

800
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,614
<i> and your best friend,</i>
<i> who you trusted the most.</i>

801
00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:05,182
I mean...

802
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,184
but for you to admit

803
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,820
<i> you have made some mistakes</i>
<i> and to take responsibility--</i>

804
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,889
<i> I mean, to be human...</i>
<i> it is just--</i>

805
00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:14,191
well, you are a hero to me.

806
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,459
I mean, bless your heart.

807
00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,061
You are such a strong,

808
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:19,163
and yet vulnerable,
role model.

809
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,131
<i> [Tabby] Thank you so much,</i>
<i> Joanne. That--</i>

810
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,701
That really means
the world to me.

811
00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:26,070
[no audio]

812
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,572
You can't let me
have a moment, can you?

813
00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:29,707
-Yeah, you give me my mo--
-Shh!

814
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,208
I'm sensing
a lot of tension here.

815
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,042
Do you need to take a break?

816
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,979
[Southern accent]
Thank you for taking my call.

817
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,183
Hi!

818
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,350
[normal voice] Hi.

819
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,186
Just want to know
how "Joanne from Boise"

820
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,922
has a thick-as-molasses
Southern accent.

821
00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,057
I guess, after she retired
from her barbecue stand,

822
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,325
she moved down to the South

823
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,660
so she could be closer
to her grandchildren.

824
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,729
Ah... I thought
we were staying impartial?

825
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:54,698
We were. We are.
I'm sorry, okay?

826
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,700
It's gonna
be just impartial smooth sailing

827
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,735
all the way
to a settlement.

828
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:58,869
Good. Okay.

829
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,104
[phone chimes]

830
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,038
[text alert chimes]

831
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,773
[sighs]

832
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:04,708
Oh, great.
Just got our arbitration date.

833
00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,110
In two days.

834
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,111
Right.

835
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:16,253
[♪♪♪]

836
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,055
-Snacks?
-Check.

837
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,057
Great. Coffee?

838
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,058
Check.

839
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,960
-Notebooks?
-Check.

840
00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:26,730
There you go, love.

841
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,031
-Thanks.
-Okay.

842
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,868
Okay.

843
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:32,136
Yeah.

844
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,271
In the case of Chervich
and Chervich,

845
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,372
growing their family--

846
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:36,640
Right.

847
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:37,775
[sighs]

848
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:38,742
Do you want me to start?
Or you?

849
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:39,943
Yeah, you can start.

850
00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:42,446
All right, um...

851
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:45,549
You know I love you so much.

852
00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,151
You know that, right?

853
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,720
You have all of my heart.

854
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:51,088
Mm.

855
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:54,224
But I feel like I have
so much more to give,

856
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:55,392
and we're not
getting any younger.

857
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:56,827
Well, you can
speak for yourself.

858
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,163
Yeah. Okay.

859
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,131
I'm just kidding. Continue.

860
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:02,499
I don't know, I-I--

861
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,335
I feel a shift
is happening in me.

862
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,404
I mean, I've always wanted
to have kids.

863
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,739
You know? I'm ready.

864
00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:12,142
I can feel it,
and I want 'em with you.

865
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:13,610
I want to give you
everything you want.

866
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:14,912
I want to give you the--

867
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,914
the house in Connecticut
with the big garden.

868
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,515
I want to give you the dogs,
the goat--

869
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:20,450
You know
I love baby goats.

870
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,919
I know you do, babe.

871
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,021
Honey...

872
00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,958
I really want kids...

873
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:28,992
Mm-hmm.

874
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:30,027
...but it is a huge step.

875
00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:31,295
I think it's

876
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,362
the most important decision
you make in life,

877
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:33,997
and I-I just feel like,

878
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,532
you know,
for the past 10 years,

879
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:36,600
we've worked so hard,

880
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:37,701
working our way up
in our careers,

881
00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:38,969
and we're finally
on solid footing.

882
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,205
Is this really the issue?

883
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,610
What if
we're not good parents?

884
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:47,811
Come on.
We're gonna be great parents.

885
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,546
[sighs]

886
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:53,984
I'm scared.

887
00:30:55,788 --> 00:30:56,854
So...

888
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,889
what if
there's a compromise?

889
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,324
How would you like
to compromise?

890
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,725
Let's just get a dog.

891
00:31:01,794 --> 00:31:03,126
Honey, we work a ton.

892
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,828
We can't just leave a dog
at home alone all day.

893
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:09,700
I had gotten you
this anniversary gift.

894
00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:11,468
You pick the best times,
don't you?

895
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,303
-[laughing]
-My timing's great.

896
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,673
For the pup.

897
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,710
Okay, you're naming
our rhetorical dog, Oliver?

898
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:20,811
What's wrong with "Oliver"?

899
00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,216
[♪♪♪]

900
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:36,326
Um, hey, have you had any luck
finding Gwen yet?

901
00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:38,528
I think she could really
temper Brett and help him

902
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,097
settle this divorce faster.

903
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:41,198
We're still looking.

904
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,833
Right.

905
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:45,936
You okay, boss?

906
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,505
Anxious about arbitration?

907
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,440
No. No, come on,
are you kidding me?

908
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,276
I haven't been anxious about
arbitration in over a decade.

909
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,079
Um, Jared?

910
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,714
Meeting for Lois.

911
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,183
The head of Reality Reel.

912
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,020
All right, do me a favor?
Keep looking for Gwen, okay?

913
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,888
Yeah, you got it.

914
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,690
[♪♪♪]

915
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,929
[♪♪♪]

916
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:18,068
Ready for arbitration?

917
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,637
Yeah, just...

918
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,139
Right.

919
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,380
Oh, who's the suit?

920
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,449
A network exec
from Reality Reel

921
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:33,383
meeting with Paul.

922
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,652
Huh.

923
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,925
[lawyers, overlapping]
Keep it civil.

924
00:32:41,961 --> 00:32:43,160
[forced] Tabby.

925
00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:44,127
Brett.

926
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,231
Hello, sir. Hi.

927
00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:49,232
I'm Tabby.

928
00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:50,133
[arbitrator] Hi.

929
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,168
[Tabby giggles]

930
00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:52,836
Are you flirting
with our mediator?

931
00:32:52,905 --> 00:32:54,638
No, flirting with strangers
is your job.

932
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,406
-Ha.
-Plus, he's an arbitrator.

933
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:57,808
What's the difference?

934
00:32:57,843 --> 00:32:58,775
-Ignorant people say "What?"
-What?

935
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,277
My point exactly.

936
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,746
They've been on reality TV
since they were teenagers, so.

937
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:04,147
Understood.

938
00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:05,782
Can we please start?

939
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:07,284
Yeah.

940
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,785
We'll begin with verbal
agreements from each line item.

941
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,988
To start-- how
you'll sell the house upstate,

942
00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,789
and split the funds.

943
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,291
-I want the house.
-I want the house.

944
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,793
Clearly a sticking point.

945
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,428
Moving on.

946
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:19,496
The shared apartment
on Viscano.

947
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,098
You agree
that one party moves out

948
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,466
and the other
will be compensated?

949
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,834
-Agreed.
-Agreed.

950
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,670
So, who's moving out?

951
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,305
-He is.
-She is.

952
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:32,943
Counselors, can you
please manage your clients?

953
00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:35,445
Unfortunately, this is
about as good as it gets.

954
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,647
Then I suggest
you prepare for court.

955
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,216
-What?
-What?

956
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,287
Would you just give us
one second, please?

957
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,288
Mark?

958
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:46,356
Yeah! Yeah.

959
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:48,191
Good job!

960
00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:50,527
[♪♪♪]

961
00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:51,995
[hushed] I do not do court.

962
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,563
You know how I am
with public speaking.

963
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:56,133
[quietly]
I know, honey, I know.

964
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:01,138
Oh, do I know.

965
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:08,712
Tabby.

966
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,380
I know your heart
has been broken,

967
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,515
and I am so sorry,

968
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,016
but, in punishing Brett,

969
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:14,418
you're really
just punishing yourself.

970
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,319
I mean, this could all be done
so quickly and smoothly.

971
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,821
Have I mentioned
Brett's hiding money?

972
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:20,257
No, you kind of
buried the lede on that.

973
00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:22,492
Yeah, well,
he played cards a lot.

974
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,161
He went to Vegas,
sports gambled...

975
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,897
Are you sure he's hiding money,
or is he hiding losses?

976
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,031
-[phone buzzing]
-One sec.

977
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:29,166
[buzzing]

978
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:31,868
This is Tabby.

979
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:34,604
Yeah, um, we're gonna need
a larger retainer.

980
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,173
Okay. Also... I found Gwen.

981
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,374
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

982
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,775
I just texted you the address.

983
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:39,743
Thank you.

984
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,213
[♪♪♪]

985
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,514
Perfect!

986
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:45,749
I think she's hiding
all her money,

987
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:47,350
or maybe she spent it all?

988
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,186
You know, she always wanted
more fancy things,

989
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,755
more businesses, more brands.

990
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,256
She took out loans...

991
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,724
and not always from banks.

992
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,792
[phone chimes]

993
00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,094
So, what, are you telling me

994
00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,428
that her credit score
sleeps with the fishes?

995
00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,464
[♪♪♪]

996
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,598
"Fishes"?

997
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:02,899
I'm gonna call you later, okay?

998
00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,901
I gotta go.

999
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:08,371
Like, an aquarium
i-investment, or...?

1000
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:09,873
[intercom buzzes]

1001
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,412
Of all the tenements
in the world,

1002
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,880
you just had
to walk into mine, huh?

1003
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,081
You know what?

1004
00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:19,649
I don't know,
maybe this makes it easier.

1005
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,118
-We can just work together.
-Hmm.

1006
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,953
[intercom beeps]

1007
00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,621
<i> Who is it?</i>

1008
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:27,257
Hi, Gwen! It's Dana Chervich.
I'm representing Tabby.

1009
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:30,127
And Gwen, I'm Mark Chervich.
I'm representing Brett.

1010
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:32,229
<i> I'm not talking to anyone.</i>

1011
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,430
-[intercom disconnects]
-That went well.

1012
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,664
Yeah.

1013
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:35,799
[Dana] Apparently,
she doesn't want to talk.

1014
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,833
Yeah, they're both here.

1015
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:37,834
[Gwen]
No, I didn't say anything.

1016
00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:38,935
[Dana]
So, what do we do now?

1017
00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:41,505
And what do I get
out of it?

1018
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:42,973
Fine.

1019
00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:45,008
Yeah, yeah,
I'll leave out the back.

1020
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:46,476
I can't name
a German shepherd "Oliver".

1021
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:48,011
But you can name
a doodle Oliver?

1022
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,613
Didn't our pre-nup specify
"no doodles"?

1023
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,781
Oh, I don't really remember
that in terms and conditions.

1024
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,817
Really? 'Cause I kinda--

1025
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,853
Hi!

1026
00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,488
-There you go.
-After you.

1027
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,591
[Mark] Is that Gwen?

1028
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:02,859
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just saw Gwen.

1029
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:03,994
-That-- Really?
-That was Gwen.

1030
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,529
-That was Gwen?
-Yup.

1031
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:10,200
[phone dials and rings]

1032
00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:11,434
Hey, Kim.

1033
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,103
So, Gwen got skittish
and ran off.

1034
00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:15,138
We're gonna need to depose her.
Thanks.

1035
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,273
Something tell me things

1036
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,541
just got a whole lot
more complicated.

1037
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,342
How could this possibly
get more complicated?

1038
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:20,810
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

1039
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,380
No matter how terrible
this gets, babe,

1040
00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:25,048
as long as
we're in it together.

1041
00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:27,484
Oh, I was thinking
we should've become dentists.

1042
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,952
Dentist would have been better,

1043
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,721
but this case does feel
like we're pulling teeth, so.

1044
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,023
[sighing]

1045
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,698
Hey!

1046
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:44,167
So, um, this came for you.

1047
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,169
Oh, yeah, that's probably
the background check

1048
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,737
that Tabby ran on me.

1049
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:50,307
Speaking of--
any word on locating Gwen?

1050
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,374
We really need
to serve her a subpoena

1051
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:52,576
so we can depose her.

1052
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,212
Also, will you look
into Brett's finances?

1053
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,814
There's suspicion
of money hidden or lost.

1054
00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:59,883
On it.

1055
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,985
Thank you so much.
Have a good night.

1056
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,820
-You too.
-Thanks.

1057
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,989
[♪♪♪]

1058
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,393
I was looking for you.

1059
00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,164
Invite to the gala.

1060
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,566
"Hosted by Paul Larsen
and Tabby Noble."

1061
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,401
That's not a conflict at all.

1062
00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:19,436
[chuckling]

1063
00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:21,371
Mark and I will be there.

1064
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,073
I'm really proud of you.

1065
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:24,908
Aunt Jackie would be, too.

1066
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:29,179
I meant to ask you--

1067
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:32,082
there was a guy here
from<i> Reality Reel...?</i>

1068
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:35,719
Oh, they make a lot of money
off the Nobles' reruns.

1069
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:36,920
They wanted to know

1070
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,122
what this divorce
is gonna cost their brand.

1071
00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:40,724
Any thoughts on that?

1072
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,259
Besides everyone's dignity?

1073
00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,793
I don't know.

1074
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:44,861
We're in arbitration again
tomorrow,

1075
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,696
and hopefully we settle.

1076
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,732
Good night.

1077
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,901
[♪♪♪]

1078
00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,773
This came for you.

1079
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,441
Oh, good. Thanks. It's
probably my background check.

1080
00:37:58,477 --> 00:37:59,743
Have you found
that forensic accountant

1081
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:00,744
to look into Tabby Noble yet?

1082
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:01,978
Yup, just booked him.

1083
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,047
Thattaboy. Thattaboy.
Nice work.

1084
00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,152
Guess who
just called the office?

1085
00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:11,121
Gwen. She wants
to meet with you tonight.

1086
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:13,256
Oh, Lois,
Dana and I were supposed to--

1087
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,594
All right, I'll-I'll give her
a call back.

1088
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,828
Get her on our side.

1089
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,797
We can't afford
her testifying against Brett

1090
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,098
and ruining his reputation.

1091
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,067
We could keep him
as a future client.

1092
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,468
Hey, by the way,

1093
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,337
why was the head
of<i> Reality Reel</i> here today?

1094
00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,306
Oh, they just needed
some hand-holding.

1095
00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:31,141
Wanted to be assured that
the divorce will be amicable,

1096
00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,009
that their brand
could be saved.

1097
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,010
All right, well,
here's to fingers crossed

1098
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,446
for arbitration tomorrow, right?

1099
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:42,919
Oy.

1100
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,791
Hello!

1101
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,958
Hello.

1102
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,961
Okay, all right, good.

1103
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,764
Well, where's my martini
and my steak-and-potato dinner?

1104
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,032
I slave over a hot stove
all day,

1105
00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:57,467
and this is the greeting
I get?

1106
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,768
Mwah! Uh, babe?

1107
00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,270
Oh, sorry, the chair thing--
I forgot.

1108
00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:01,471
I owe you one free pet peeve.

1109
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,640
Yeah, don't worry,
I'm banking 'em, honey.

1110
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,709
Oh, by the way, I gotta
head out for a quick sec.

1111
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,277
-I got a work thing to do.
-But you promised me

1112
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:09,179
Asian-Mexican fusion tonight,
and old movies.

1113
00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,980
The bulgogi tacos
are on their way,

1114
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,350
and I will be back
before they're delivered.

1115
00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:14,484
See you in a bit!

1116
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,052
[sighs]

1117
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,022
Luca.

1118
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,824
Hey, we'd been
hoping you'd come in.

1119
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,826
I have tickets for you
and Mrs. C to my new play.

1120
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,294
Oh, congrats, TJ.
Broadway?

1121
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:25,528
Atlantic City.

1122
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:26,730
"Broadway of Jersey."

1123
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:28,465
Can't wait.

1124
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,799
[chuckles]

1125
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,701
Uh, listen, Luca.
I wanted to ask you a question.

1126
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:34,504
Um, you know people, right?

1127
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,373
I know people
who know people.

1128
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,974
Do you think you, uh, could
put your ear to the ground

1129
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,476
on Tabby Noble,

1130
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:40,810
and whether she's borrowing
or owing money around town?

1131
00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:43,012
For you,
and what you did for my TJ?

1132
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,314
Anything.

1133
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:46,182
Thank you, my friend.

1134
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,319
[text alert chimes]

1135
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:51,855
[♪♪♪]

1136
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,990
[sighs]

1137
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,925
[♪♪♪]

1138
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,560
Okay.

1139
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:11,741
What?

1140
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,514
-Hi.
-Hi.

1141
00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,048
Gwen, sorry, yes. Hi.

1142
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,350
Thanks for coming.

1143
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:22,619
I was just going
over a legal brief.

1144
00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,454
Can I get you a drink?
Anything to eat?

1145
00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,023
No, no. I just want to get
to the bottom of this.

1146
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,092
Hey, is she alone?
Who is she with?

1147
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:33,029
Okay, she's with a man,
but I can't see his face.

1148
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,697
Okay, try to take some pictures
and send them to me, okay?

1149
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,234
[snap]

1150
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:42,138
[♪♪♪]

1151
00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:02,759
[text chimes]

1152
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,567
"A little work thing"?

1153
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,502
[scoffs]

1154
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,339
[Dana]<i> Hey, wait 10 minutes</i>
<i> and serve her.</i>

1155
00:41:16,408 --> 00:41:17,841
On it.

1156
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,009
You don't need a lawyer now,

1157
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,344
but what you do need,
is you need to be--

1158
00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:23,279
very honest with me, okay?

1159
00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:26,149
I need to, uh--

1160
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,521
...I need you to vanish.

1161
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,456
-"Vanish"?
-Yes, I need you to lie low.

1162
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:34,858
I can't afford Tabby

1163
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,526
to depose you
to testify against Brett,

1164
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,328
under any circumstance.

1165
00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:39,796
-Good evening.
-Green juice

1166
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,930
and some nori chips.

1167
00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,265
Oh, no, no, don't take that--

1168
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,666
Okay.

1169
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:44,767
You've been served.

1170
00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:45,835
[snap]

1171
00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:47,470
-Oh, hi, Mark.
-Hi!

1172
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,305
-Always a pleasure to see ya.
-Long time no see.

1173
00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:51,374
[envelope rustling]

1174
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:54,277
Can I see that?

1175
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:55,478
Yeah.

1176
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:56,446
Thank you.

1177
00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:01,651
Yeah, you've been subpoenaed
to come to arbitration tomorrow.

1178
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,453
But I have Pilates tomorrow.

1179
00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:06,122
Gwen, I'm sorry,
you might have to--

1180
00:42:07,459 --> 00:42:09,526
...you might not
make Pilates tomorrow.

1181
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:13,730
[♪♪♪]

1182
00:42:13,798 --> 00:42:15,632
"Little work thing," huh?

1183
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,000
I'm pretty sure
we switched background checks.

1184
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,501
Oh, yeah. We sure did!

1185
00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:19,802
You were married?

1186
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,804
You were in jail?

1187
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,207
[thump]

1188
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,145
[thud]

1189
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,813
Did you get the Nobles to run
a background check on me?

1190
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:32,248
'Cause we both know you need
to get the dirt, right, honey?

1191
00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,183
But I run due diligence
on businesses.

1192
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,418
There is a big difference!

1193
00:42:35,487 --> 00:42:36,886
They're corporations,
not people.

1194
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,187
Not according
to the Supreme Court.

1195
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,656
Let's stay on topic here.
'Cause you know what?

1196
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,757
It's a really big topic.

1197
00:42:40,825 --> 00:42:42,392
-You were married!
-For a day!

1198
00:42:42,427 --> 00:42:44,260
At a bachelorette party
in Vegas!

1199
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,262
-You were in jail!
<i> -</i> For five minutes!

1200
00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:47,397
I'm sorry, I missed
a "No Trespassing" sign.

1201
00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:48,865
You also lied
about your college GPA.

1202
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,500
I rounded up!
Who doesn't?

1203
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:51,935
Meanwhile, what do you do
when you watch TV?

1204
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,703
You're always not liking
those beauty contests,

1205
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,105
but guess who was
"Ms. Supreme Ann Arbor" in 2006?

1206
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,574
I did it
for the scholarship money!

1207
00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,542
Your speech
was on world peace!

1208
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,944
We all make mistakes
when we're young!

1209
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,378
[roars] Yeah, like me with
the "no trespassing" sign!

1210
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,347
-Argh!
-Ugh!

1211
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,215
[♪♪♪]

1212
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,518
[door slams]

1213
00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:10,520
[thud]

1214
00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,226
[door thuds]

1215
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,896
[sighs]

1216
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:20,930
This isn't us.

1217
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,065
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, honey!

1218
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,199
This isn't us, babe.
What are we doing?

1219
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,267
-This is crazy!
-We don't do this.

1220
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,402
I love you so much.
I'm sorry.

1221
00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:27,604
You were married?

1222
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:28,972
You were incarcerated?

1223
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,708
Look, I'm sorry
about Gwen, okay?

1224
00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:33,042
I should've told you everything.
The meeting-- she called.

1225
00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:34,077
She said she wanted
to keep it a secret.

1226
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,612
-It's okay.
-Look, I--

1227
00:43:35,647 --> 00:43:37,313
I should've been honest, but
I couldn't because-- whatever.

1228
00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,282
The point is, this case is
driving me-- [whistles] ...nuts!

1229
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:40,416
Me, too. Listen, we're gonna
go in there tomorrow,

1230
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:41,918
we are gonna settle this,

1231
00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:43,386
and it'll all go
back to normal, okay?

1232
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:45,221
We're not going to court.
No court.

1233
00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:47,156
Definitely no court.

1234
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:48,591
Okay.

1235
00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:50,893
Okay.

1236
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,397
Are there
any more Bulgogi tacos left?

1237
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:55,598
-Because I'm starving.
-Yeah, sure.

1238
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,734
[♪♪♪]

1239
00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:03,973
So, are you ready
for a second chance

1240
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,308
at a fair deal
for both of you?

1241
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,843
No.

1242
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:10,079
Think you can be reasonable
with Tabby today?

1243
00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,081
No.

1244
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,022
I know divorce is a gut-punch,

1245
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,590
but the two of you
going to court

1246
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:21,758
is only gonna bring more pain
for the both of you.

1247
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,863
This way.

1248
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,803
Where's Gwen?

1249
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,004
Family emergency.

1250
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,306
It's a well-timed emergency.

1251
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:39,709
Are we ready to divide assets?

1252
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:44,447
No, actually.

1253
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:45,682
After conferring
with my lawyer,

1254
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:48,117
I've decided
I want to go to court.

1255
00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:49,152
Excuse me?

1256
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,687
And after confer--

1257
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,789
uh, conference--
whatever--

1258
00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:54,490
with my lawyer,

1259
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,626
I want to go to court.

1260
00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:01,531
[arbitrator] Then I guess
you're going to court.

1261
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:09,005
[♪♪♪]

1262
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,239
[elevator doors ding]

1263
00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:13,309
-Ah!
-Good morning.

1264
00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:15,845
Uh... what do you think--
for the gala?

1265
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,047
Orchids,
or these beautiful pink flowers?

1266
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,515
Well, you do know
I love orchids,

1267
00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:22,752
but pink is the color
of breast cancer research, so.

1268
00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:25,822
You are always
the person to ask.

1269
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:27,323
We'll do a little mix of both.

1270
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:31,227
I wanted to talk to you
about the Noble case.

1271
00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:33,329
I've given it my all,
but I am not a litigator.

1272
00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,864
I mean...

1273
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:37,500
I'm certain you can find someone
much better suited for this.

1274
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:38,868
Dana.

1275
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,170
I believe in you.

1276
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,939
I also know that you've never
met a challenge

1277
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:46,676
that you haven't conquered...

1278
00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:49,846
and I know
that Tabby needs you right now.

1279
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,281
She's all alone.

1280
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:53,716
Now--

1281
00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:55,885
Uh-uh!

1282
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,253
I have a tiny request.

1283
00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:58,621
Yes?

1284
00:45:58,690 --> 00:45:59,956
[chuckles]

1285
00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:03,226
I want you to ask Mark
to bring Brett

1286
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,527
to the gala.

1287
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:08,064
Um, that is not what
I'd call a tiny request.

1288
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,266
I mean, isn't there
gonna be some conflict?

1289
00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,200
Tabby will be there.

1290
00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:12,301
Exactly.

1291
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:13,803
Look, my thinking is

1292
00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,605
that Tabby and Brett are always
their best at big events,

1293
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,607
in front of the camera,

1294
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:20,777
and it's not just for show--
it somehow bonds them.

1295
00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:22,111
So, I was thinking

1296
00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:23,713
the gala might be a chance
for a reconciliation.

1297
00:46:23,748 --> 00:46:25,882
You really
are an eternal optimist.

1298
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:30,219
I just like to make
opportunities out of challenges.

1299
00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,922
Okay, I will
ask Mark about Brett.

1300
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:34,390
Thank you.

1301
00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:36,659
Thank you for the flowers.
I'm keeping them.

1302
00:46:36,728 --> 00:46:38,394
[chuckles]

1303
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:40,563
[♪♪♪]

1304
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,132
Hey.

1305
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,435
This is a slam-dunk, right?

1306
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:49,305
Well... yeah, I mean,
Dana doesn't love court,

1307
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,174
but I'm certainly not
gonna capitalize on it.

1308
00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:52,308
You're not?

1309
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,577
[chuckles]

1310
00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,412
Mark.

1311
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,581
I shouldn't be
sharing this with you,

1312
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,083
but, uh, looks like
you're going to make partner.

1313
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:03,486
Contingent on winning
this case, of course, right?

1314
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:04,954
Of course.

1315
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,256
We need partners
who will do what it takes.

1316
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,359
Well, be that as it may, Lois,

1317
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,528
I'm gonna prioritize
what's best for Dana and me.

1318
00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:14,630
But what's best
for both of you

1319
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:15,865
is you making partner.

1320
00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:18,267
Getting a raise,
taking Dana to Hawaii--

1321
00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:20,336
she...
she loves Hawaii, right?

1322
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:22,605
I can no longer
tell the difference

1323
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,207
between the carrot
and the stick.

1324
00:47:24,275 --> 00:47:26,108
The carrot

1325
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:27,977
is my not using
the stick.

1326
00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:33,616
Slam-dunk.

1327
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:45,194
You know how I am
with public speaking.

1328
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:47,296
I'm gonna get weird.
I clam up. I make the face!

1329
00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:48,731
Honey...

1330
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,533
your face is adorable.

1331
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,568
Plus, court's not gonna happen
for another few months.

1332
00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,804
You got plenty of time
to prepare.

1333
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:56,472
You'll be great, okay?

1334
00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,374
[smooch]

1335
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:01,344
Plus...
you happen to be the only lawyer

1336
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,513
that I will never use my usual
soundbite of, "I'd rather be--"

1337
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:05,748
[both] "...On our side
than the opponent's."

1338
00:48:05,817 --> 00:48:07,483
Right?

1339
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,352
Okay, onto
more important topics--

1340
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,820
like a vacation.

1341
00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:12,388
I think when all this is done,
you and I need a vacay.

1342
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,924
-What do you say about Hawaii?
-Please? Hawaii, Maui, Kauai--

1343
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:17,193
anywhere where there's
a beach and a Piña Colada.

1344
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,361
[chuckles]

1345
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,763
Sounds perfect to me.

1346
00:48:20,832 --> 00:48:24,200
Maybe it'll be
our own little baby-moon, hmm?

1347
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:27,169
Mm, now we've come full circle
back to the baby convo.

1348
00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:28,170
Mm-hmm.

1349
00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:30,006
Listen, I have been thinking,

1350
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:32,775
a lot, and...

1351
00:48:32,844 --> 00:48:36,612
are you sure we're ready for
it not just to be the two of us?

1352
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:38,547
You know--
late-night ice cream,

1353
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:41,384
and lazy Saturdays in bed,

1354
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:44,520
and vacations?

1355
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,689
Are we really ready
to be parents?

1356
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:49,025
Honey...

1357
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:53,195
...is anybody ever ready?

1358
00:48:53,231 --> 00:48:55,932
[♪♪♪]

1359
00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:03,039
♪ ...but a lover's glance ♪

1360
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:09,912
Hey, babe.

1361
00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:11,614
Hi.

1362
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:12,882
One coffee coming up.

1363
00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:13,916
Oh, thank you.

1364
00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:14,984
Mwah.

1365
00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:16,085
Gotta just grab my bag.

1366
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,086
Okay.

1367
00:49:19,891 --> 00:49:21,057
All right.

1368
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:23,592
[text alerts chiming]

1369
00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:26,595
[chiming]

1370
00:49:35,907 --> 00:49:36,839
You know I love you in blue.

1371
00:49:36,908 --> 00:49:38,641
Aw, love you in green.

1372
00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:39,842
Mm.

1373
00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:41,143
What's your morning like?

1374
00:49:41,179 --> 00:49:44,413
Oh, you know, I...

1375
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,614
Just some work stuff.

1376
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:46,649
What about you?

1377
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:48,451
Yeah, same. Big day.

1378
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:49,819
'Kay. You ready?

1379
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:50,987
Yeah, two minutes.

1380
00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:52,288
Okay, I'll meet you downstairs.

1381
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:06,335
I'll see you later.

1382
00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:11,007
[♪♪♪]

1383
00:50:17,982 --> 00:50:20,216
[♪♪♪]

1384
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:39,135
[♪♪♪]

1385
00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:50,012
I'm so sorry.

1386
00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:52,681
[♪♪♪]

1387
00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:05,194
If I need anything...

1388
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,362
Thanks.

1389
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,697
[♪♪♪]

1390
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:20,776
Gwen.

1391
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:21,911
Hi.

1392
00:51:21,946 --> 00:51:23,045
Seriously?

1393
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:25,047
Are you here to offer me
another subpoena?

1394
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,682
No, no. I'm not--

1395
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,184
[thud]

1396
00:51:28,219 --> 00:51:29,452
I'm so sorry.

1397
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,587
Listen, I'm--
I'm not here as a lawyer.

1398
00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:33,089
I'm here as a human, okay?

1399
00:51:33,124 --> 00:51:34,523
Your best friend
of 20 years, Tabby,

1400
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:35,891
is going through
a really hard time,

1401
00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:38,194
and she's doing it all alone.

1402
00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:40,029
Even if you played a part in it,

1403
00:51:40,064 --> 00:51:42,431
I just really think she could
use a friend right now.

1404
00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:44,266
Oh, I am so over
this whole thing.

1405
00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:45,801
I am not the bad guy here,

1406
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,269
and I was promised
I wouldn't be,

1407
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,205
but I will be,
if I have to be.

1408
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,207
I don't think
I understand what that means.

1409
00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:53,375
It means tell Tabby
to pay the money she owes me.

1410
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,411
I can't even make rent anymore.

1411
00:51:56,914 --> 00:51:58,714
[footsteps receding]

1412
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,116
Oh, you left a--

1413
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,461
[line ringing]

1414
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:15,397
Kim, let's run background
on Gwen.

1415
00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:19,301
[♪♪♪]

1416
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,979
[footsteps]

1417
00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:33,949
Hey, babe.
You scared me.

1418
00:52:33,985 --> 00:52:36,919
How was your day?

1419
00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:38,287
How was my day...

1420
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,456
um, completely exhausting.

1421
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:41,991
[sighs]

1422
00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:44,860
Did you have a big meeting?

1423
00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,596
Well, actually,
I sat down with Gwen today

1424
00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:50,332
and, uh,
we talked about your subpoena

1425
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,800
to help her
expedite the divorce.

1426
00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,769
She says she'll do anything
to help us both out, so...

1427
00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:54,970
are you okay?

1428
00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:57,139
Yeah, I-- I just, um...

1429
00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,975
Yeah, I was just spending
the day chasing things down.

1430
00:53:00,011 --> 00:53:01,477
[deep breath, sighs]

1431
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,479
Come here.

1432
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:08,450
So, I've been thinking
about what you said.

1433
00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:10,219
I thought,

1434
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:12,121
what if I quit my job

1435
00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:13,689
and I stayed home
with the baby?

1436
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:14,690
It'd be fun, you know?

1437
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,292
I'd be a...

1438
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:18,494
domestic engineer.

1439
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:19,795
[laughs]

1440
00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:21,830
So, hold on.
I would be working all day

1441
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,166
while you're home
with our sweet little baby?

1442
00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,501
Okay, well, we could
take turns working,

1443
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,169
and then you can stay home
with the baby and Rambo.

1444
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:28,204
Who's "Rambo"?

1445
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:29,838
Rambo's our dog,
the German shepherd.

1446
00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,874
I thought I'd get him
a nice red bandana.

1447
00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:34,076
[laughs] Our puppy sounds like
he just got back from 'Nam.

1448
00:53:34,145 --> 00:53:35,911
I don't even like<i> Rambo.</i>

1449
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:37,246
What are you talking about?

1450
00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:38,647
You told me
you loved the franchise.

1451
00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:39,815
Yeah, honey,

1452
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,718
the same way
I say love watching hockey,

1453
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,720
or, you know, going
to the hardware store on Sunday.

1454
00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:47,990
I mean, these are just things
you say on a second date,

1455
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,525
when you're falling
madly in love.

1456
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,394
Oh, so kind of how I feel when
we have to go shoe shopping,

1457
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:55,097
or maybe you book us
some Cajun cooking classes--

1458
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,498
-What?
-Or we sit here

1459
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:58,767
and we watch<i> Steel Magnolias</i>
over and over--

1460
00:53:58,836 --> 00:54:00,002
No, that is not possible.

1461
00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:01,537
<i> Steel Magnolias</i>
is an American classic.

1462
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,105
Okay!

1463
00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:04,873
All right, fine.
So, let's do this.

1464
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,108
Let's compromise,
all right?

1465
00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,243
What?

1466
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,545
We've got Oliver.
We've got Rambo.

1467
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,846
-Okay.
-One goat...

1468
00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:12,848
and baby Chervich,

1469
00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:13,949
so we'll be working part-time

1470
00:54:14,018 --> 00:54:15,584
so that we can
stay home part-time.

1471
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,586
And is that enough income?

1472
00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:21,023
Babe...
maybe we need less income.

1473
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:22,858
Maybe we need to move
somewhere cheaper.

1474
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,460
We can move to Minnesota,
near my family.

1475
00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:26,762
Yeah, or we can go
to Ann Arbor near my family,

1476
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,897
and baby Chervich could be
around cousins and...

1477
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,132
Mm-hmm.

1478
00:54:30,201 --> 00:54:31,433
I don't know, honey.
We'll figure it out.

1479
00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:33,802
Yes, we will.

1480
00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:35,070
[text alert chimes]

1481
00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:38,140
[second phone chimes]

1482
00:54:38,209 --> 00:54:39,875
Oh, great...

1483
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:40,976
What?

1484
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,311
Our court date has been set.

1485
00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:43,812
No. No... next Monday?

1486
00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,981
This is supposed
to be months from now!

1487
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,884
The Nobles must have
pulled some strings.

1488
00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:50,586
-Ugh!
-It's okay. It's all right.

1489
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,087
Hey... it's okay.

1490
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:53,555
We'll figure it out.

1491
00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:54,990
Come here, baby.

1492
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,292
We'll figure it out.

1493
00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,161
I think things
will be a whole lot better

1494
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:00,896
once we watch<i> Rambo.</i>

1495
00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:02,665
[laughing]

1496
00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:09,438
Saturday, 5:00 p.m.
We will see you there.

1497
00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:10,306
All right.<i> Ciao.</i>

1498
00:55:10,341 --> 00:55:11,640
Luca, my friend.

1499
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:14,009
Mark! Always a treat.

1500
00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,779
You were asking me
about Tabby Noble, right?

1501
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:17,813
Mm-hmm.

1502
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,581
Well, I did
some sniffing around.

1503
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:22,184
Turns out she's got
quite a few credit lines set up,

1504
00:55:22,253 --> 00:55:24,453
but with, uh,
non-banking entities,

1505
00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:25,788
if you catch my drift.

1506
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:26,855
Mm.

1507
00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:29,191
Word is,
she's a savvy businesswoman.

1508
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:31,193
She's got the golden touch.

1509
00:55:31,262 --> 00:55:34,930
"Prints money"
is the quote...

1510
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:37,933
but it doesn't
get sent to the bank.

1511
00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:40,102
So, what are you saying?
She's got offshore accounts?

1512
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,137
Who's to say?

1513
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:43,605
All right, do me a favor.

1514
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:44,973
Let's keep this
between you and me, okay?

1515
00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:46,208
Lips are zipped.

1516
00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:47,609
<i> Grazie.</i>

1517
00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:50,145
All right! And I will be
right here with your drinks.

1518
00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:51,347
Have a lovely night.

1519
00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:53,849
Thank you, my friend.

1520
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,117
We'll see you again.

1521
00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:56,218
TJ, hi!

1522
00:55:56,287 --> 00:55:57,353
Mrs. C.

1523
00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:58,620
I can't wait to see your play.

1524
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,055
Mark's just down here.

1525
00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:01,857
By the way, I asked around
about Brett Noble.

1526
00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:03,058
Seems you're right.

1527
00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:04,693
He's got a gambler's spirit.

1528
00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:06,962
Card games, Vegas--
he's a high-roller everywhere.

1529
00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,364
So, he spent all their money?

1530
00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:09,631
Ah, more the opposite.

1531
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,800
Word is the guy's a winner.
Diamond hands.

1532
00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:13,635
Oh, so he's hiding
his winnings?

1533
00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:14,803
Huh!

1534
00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:16,972
Listen, just keep this
between us, okay?

1535
00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,073
Thanks.

1536
00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:19,241
Hey, love!

1537
00:56:19,310 --> 00:56:20,342
Hi, honey.

1538
00:56:20,378 --> 00:56:21,977
Oh, famished.

1539
00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,512
I'm so exhausted.

1540
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:24,413
You know what I was thinking?

1541
00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:26,014
-Mm?
-Instead of a vacation,

1542
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,583
we should quit our jobs, we
should sell everything we own,

1543
00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:28,751
and we should
just move to Hawaii.

1544
00:56:28,819 --> 00:56:30,719
Mm. I'm so game.
That sounds amazing.

1545
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:31,887
Oh, by the way,

1546
00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,889
Rambo actually
also loves the sand.

1547
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,023
[chuckles]

1548
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:36,492
And what would do with
all your orchids?

1549
00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,227
Mm. Mm, solid point.

1550
00:56:38,262 --> 00:56:39,561
How are you feeling
about court?

1551
00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,697
How I feel about
everything right now--

1552
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,898
like it's just
spiraling out of control.

1553
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,900
Come here.

1554
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:46,368
You're gonna do great,

1555
00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:48,537
but...

1556
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:50,205
we've got Judge Clarke,

1557
00:56:50,241 --> 00:56:52,775
who I know well-- she's great--
but can I give you a pointer?

1558
00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,410
Please.
I will take all the pointers.

1559
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:56,612
Judge Clarke
likes sports analogies,

1560
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,714
so, if you could pepper
some sports analogies

1561
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,215
into your statements,
that'll be great.

1562
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,950
Wait, what?
Judge Clarke likes sports?

1563
00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,719
-Yeah.
-Online, she was quoting Proust

1564
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,121
and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
-I'm-- I'm just telling ya.

1565
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:08,056
All right, so,
let's just play this out.

1566
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,291
What kind of sports things

1567
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,526
am I actually gonna
know how to reference?

1568
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,461
I'm gonna go something like,
"Oh, this case

1569
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:14,363
is a slam goal"
and "par for the field."

1570
00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:16,131
Hey, we'll workshop it.
Don't worry.

1571
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,866
[sighs] Ugh.

1572
00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:19,201
What?

1573
00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:21,703
Oh, Uncle Paul

1574
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,472
wants me
to ask you

1575
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:26,708
if Brett will come
to Jackie's gala.

1576
00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,412
But... isn't Tabby
gonna be there?

1577
00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:32,114
I mean, honey, we both know

1578
00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:34,283
that those two together
are like loose canyons,

1579
00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:35,417
and the night before
their court date?

1580
00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:37,219
What're we talkin' about?
-I know. I know.

1581
00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:38,720
but he truly thinks
it could help mend things.

1582
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:42,057
You do know I have to do

1583
00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:43,158
what's best
for my client, right?

1584
00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:46,161
Isn't what's best
for your client

1585
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:49,498
to attempt reconciliation?

1586
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,000
Not necessarily.

1587
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:56,572
What?

1588
00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:59,475
Nothing. Nothing.

1589
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,610
[♪♪♪]

1590
00:58:05,316 --> 00:58:08,016
This new stylist brought
some amazing options.

1591
00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:10,252
Tabby?
I really need you to focus.

1592
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:11,954
We've got to quickly
prepare you for court.

1593
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,423
Yeah, about that--
how formal will it be?

1594
00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:17,493
Uh, divorce trial can be
quite strict proceedings.

1595
00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:18,961
No, no, no, I mean, my outfit.

1596
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:21,129
Like, heels? Wedges?

1597
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:22,764
Autumnal neutral tone?

1598
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,633
Can you please
take this seriously?

1599
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,268
You are gonna be asked

1600
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:27,870
very prying questions
about your marriage,

1601
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,037
your history,
your character,

1602
00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,939
in a courtroom full of press.

1603
00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:32,975
Yeah, so?
I can handle that.

1604
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,310
I've been in front of a camera
for 20 years.

1605
00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:37,379
I had 3.4 million people

1606
00:58:37,448 --> 00:58:39,548
watch my struggle
to get pregnant.

1607
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,983
I'm sorry.

1608
00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:43,952
I-- I really can't
imagine what that feels like.

1609
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,988
Yeah, I wouldn't want you to.

1610
00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:50,492
Do you still want children?

1611
00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:53,729
More than anything.

1612
00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:58,534
It's kind of something
I've always wanted.

1613
00:59:00,471 --> 00:59:02,538
What about you?
Do you want kids?

1614
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,341
Yes, so much...

1615
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:08,377
but I feel like
it's the biggest decision

1616
00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:10,846
I'll make in life
and...

1617
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,180
I'm kinda scared.

1618
00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:14,650
Scared of what, exactly?

1619
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:17,019
Scared that...

1620
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,554
Scared that I'll mess it up.

1621
00:59:18,589 --> 00:59:20,255
That I won't be a good mom.

1622
00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:23,392
That it'll change things
between me and Mark.

1623
00:59:23,427 --> 00:59:24,693
[chuckles]

1624
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,762
It will change things
between you and Mark.

1625
00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,264
I know, and I'm sure
in the most magical way,

1626
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,866
but...

1627
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,401
for my parents,

1628
00:59:32,436 --> 00:59:33,602
it changed things,

1629
00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,537
and they slowly fell apart--

1630
00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:36,838
and I just wouldn't want

1631
00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,106
to put my kids through
what I went through

1632
00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:39,408
when my parents
were divorced.

1633
00:59:39,443 --> 00:59:41,610
So, you're unsure about kids

1634
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:44,112
because you think
you might get divorced?

1635
00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:45,380
No!

1636
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,848
Oh, no, no, no, no, I--

1637
00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:50,953
No. Mark is-- I-I love Mark
with all of my heart.

1638
00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:53,388
He is the best decision
I've ever made.

1639
00:59:53,424 --> 00:59:55,257
I think this is the winner.
What about you?

1640
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,294
Oh, yeah, that's-that's great.
It's perfect.

1641
00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:01,697
Yeah.

1642
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:03,265
Brett, come on.
I gotta get you ready for court.

1643
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:06,034
Bro, I am 3% body fat.
I am<i> ready!</i>

1644
01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:08,070
Uh, that's great.
I'm glad you're 3% body fat.

1645
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,371
We gotta go over
the issues, man.

1646
01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:10,639
There are no issues.

1647
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:12,708
Everything I asked for
should be mine.

1648
01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,576
And it would be,
if you'd signed a pre-nup.

1649
01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:16,478
No way, man!
Pre-nups are such a bummer.

1650
01:00:16,547 --> 01:00:18,380
That's distrust.
That's not love.

1651
01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,082
It has nothing to do
with distrust, Brett.

1652
01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:21,650
It's called protection.

1653
01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:24,252
Marriage is not some whim--
it's a legal, binding contract.

1654
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:25,554
Yeah, but that's, like,

1655
01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:26,955
"make sure all the exit doors
work on the plane

1656
01:00:26,991 --> 01:00:28,323
before the flight
takes off."

1657
01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:30,626
Exactly! That's my point!
It's called protection.

1658
01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,662
Yeah, but why get on the flight
if the plane's just gonna crash?

1659
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:34,997
Okay, you know what, Brett?
Just--

1660
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,732
Can you get down here
and you--

1661
01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,567
why don't you just--
why don't you tell me?

1662
01:00:39,937 --> 01:00:40,902
I mean, do you have a pre-nup?

1663
01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:42,671
Look at me.
I'm a family lawyer.

1664
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,006
Of course I have a pre-nup.

1665
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:45,841
Yeah, and that never felt
like a bad sign to you?

1666
01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:47,309
Like a lack of trust?

1667
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,477
I mean, you're already focusing
on the marriage ending

1668
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:49,511
before it's even began.

1669
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,912
No, no, no.

1670
01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:52,914
Okay, all right,
I'll give you that.

1671
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,484
If I was to be perfectly
honest with you, sure.

1672
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,685
For one little moment, yeah.

1673
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:57,953
Exactly, and why would
you want to believe

1674
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,655
that you'd have to one day
protect yourself

1675
01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:01,189
from the person
that you love most in the world?

1676
01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:02,658
I didn't want to believe that.

1677
01:01:02,693 --> 01:01:03,825
So, why did you want
a pre-nup?

1678
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:06,194
I didn't, Brett.

1679
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,096
I didn't want a pre-nup.

1680
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,665
She did.

1681
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,967
So, what's your point?

1682
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,335
I don't know.

1683
01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,771
Just, you know...

1684
01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,305
don't worry
about the exit doors.

1685
01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:19,274
[thump]

1686
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:31,486
[♪♪♪]

1687
01:01:39,463 --> 01:01:41,530
This shade of red
was actually created for me.

1688
01:01:41,565 --> 01:01:43,565
It's called "Tabby Red," um--

1689
01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:45,033
-Oh!
-[shutters snapping]

1690
01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:54,076
[♪♪♪]

1691
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:57,079
[chuckles]
You look fantastic!

1692
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:58,146
Thank you.

1693
01:01:58,182 --> 01:01:59,715
This is beautiful.

1694
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,683
Aunt Jackie would be so proud.

1695
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:04,352
Thank you, and I hope so.

1696
01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:08,390
So, not to press the issue,
but is Brett coming?

1697
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:10,826
He's not. I'm sorry.

1698
01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:12,828
Mark just didn't think
it was a good idea.

1699
01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:14,329
I was hoping
for something different.

1700
01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:15,163
I know.

1701
01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:18,400
Oh... excuse me.

1702
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,368
Of course.

1703
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,207
So, it's Italian silk
and it was--

1704
01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,842
Ooh! Oh! And this--

1705
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:29,611
my divorce lawyer,
Dana Chervich--

1706
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,079
but she's so much more
than that.

1707
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:33,348
She's my queen, my rock.

1708
01:02:33,383 --> 01:02:35,083
She's practically
my best friend.

1709
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:36,618
Aw, well,
I should raise my rates!

1710
01:02:36,687 --> 01:02:38,553
[laughing]

1711
01:02:38,589 --> 01:02:39,921
Um, excuse me one second.

1712
01:02:41,592 --> 01:02:43,291
Hey, sorry to interrupt

1713
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,893
but Gwen's background check
just came through.

1714
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:46,194
-And?
-And looks like

1715
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,230
she just bought
a commercial property in Soho.

1716
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:49,598
Bought?

1717
01:02:49,633 --> 01:02:51,566
In cash, in her name,
days ago.

1718
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:53,535
Days ago, she was telling me
she couldn't make rent.

1719
01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:55,537
Maybe Brett bought
the property for Gwen?

1720
01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:57,539
See, something's off.
Something is fishy.

1721
01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:59,775
So, maybe Brett's hiding money
through Gwen?

1722
01:02:59,810 --> 01:03:01,943
There's a legal term
for hiding money.

1723
01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:03,945
What did
the forensic accountant say?

1724
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,580
They're finishing up.

1725
01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:06,982
Okay, just tell them to please
let me know whatever they find.

1726
01:03:07,050 --> 01:03:08,750
-Of course.
-Thanks.

1727
01:03:08,786 --> 01:03:11,486
[♪♪♪]

1728
01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:21,229
-Hi.
-Hey.

1729
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:25,500
Uh, you look...

1730
01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:27,502
stunning, as always.

1731
01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,504
Ditto.

1732
01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:30,572
I got you a present.

1733
01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:31,640
Is it Oliver?

1734
01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:32,607
Where are you, boy?
Come here!

1735
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:33,909
No, no, no, no,
it's not Oliver,

1736
01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:35,310
but hopefully
something just as good.

1737
01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:38,313
Listen, honey,
I just want to say,

1738
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,314
with all of the fighting--

1739
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:40,348
We're not fighting.

1740
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:41,783
Yes, we are,
and it's okay.

1741
01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:44,953
There's no one on the planet
I would rather fight with

1742
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,154
more than you.

1743
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:47,422
For free, I mean.

1744
01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:48,957
Me too.

1745
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,359
And soon, this is all
gonna be behind us,

1746
01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:52,828
and it'll just be us again.

1747
01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:54,763
Yeah, we just gotta get
through court tomorrow, right?

1748
01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:56,131
Are you nervous?

1749
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,433
I mean, no,

1750
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,268
but I'm gonna
anxiety-spiral anyway.

1751
01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:01,436
Hey.

1752
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:03,205
You're gonna do great

1753
01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:04,873
because you always do great,

1754
01:04:04,942 --> 01:04:06,875
and I'll be
right there with ya.

1755
01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:08,109
Yeah, on the other side.

1756
01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:10,879
No, on your side.

1757
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:12,047
Always.

1758
01:04:13,217 --> 01:04:15,884
You say the sweetest things.

1759
01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:18,453
Can I ask you
a slightly tangential question?

1760
01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:19,955
Of course.
Those are my favorites.

1761
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,490
Why did you want a pre-nup?

1762
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:25,460
I--
We both wanted a pre-nup.

1763
01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:26,828
No.

1764
01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:28,964
Dana, you're the one
who wanted the pre-nup.

1765
01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:30,532
[♪♪♪]

1766
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,000
[camera shutters snapping]

1767
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,871
-[chuckling]
-[shutters snap]

1768
01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:39,241
Honey...

1769
01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:41,209
you got Brett to come?

1770
01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:42,844
How-How did you--?

1771
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,579
Uh, yeah, your present,

1772
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:47,582
because you said
this was for the best,

1773
01:04:47,651 --> 01:04:49,384
and I believe in you, so...

1774
01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:52,520
I just gotta figure out how
I can keep this guy in check.

1775
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:54,222
Thank you. I'm gonna keep
Tabby in check, too.

1776
01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:55,991
All right.
Divide and conquer?

1777
01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,860
Okay, here we go.

1778
01:04:58,896 --> 01:04:59,995
Brett.

1779
01:05:00,030 --> 01:05:01,563
-My man.
-Let's grab you a drink.

1780
01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:03,498
You clean up good!

1781
01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:06,067
[Dana] Hi.

1782
01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,936
Last minute,
he decides to show up?

1783
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:09,838
He's trying to keep me
off-keel.

1784
01:05:09,873 --> 01:05:11,339
No, he's just trying
to support you

1785
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,575
and-and raise some money
for cancer research.

1786
01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,777
Or he's gonna do what he always
does, and make this about him.

1787
01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,246
Tabby, isn't there
any benefit of the doubt here?

1788
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:20,849
I mean, isn't there any good
in him you can still find?

1789
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,021
Yeah.

1790
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,923
He looks great in a tux.

1791
01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,396
Right.

1792
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,131
Did you order
ahead of time, or...?

1793
01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:37,599
It's a classy event.

1794
01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:40,135
Yeah. Yeah.

1795
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,305
Is, uh, is Tabby looking?

1796
01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:48,810
Uh-huh.

1797
01:05:48,879 --> 01:05:50,045
What's her face say?

1798
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,547
Her face says
she's looking, Brett.

1799
01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,049
Huh.

1800
01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,717
Why don't you go over there
and congratulate her?

1801
01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:00,155
[♪♪♪]

1802
01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:01,489
Yeah.

1803
01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:03,725
Or... I could, uh,
take the stage and, you know,

1804
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,327
make a speech about cancer
or something?

1805
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:06,962
You know,
it's very gracious of ya.

1806
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:08,630
No. Don't do that.

1807
01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:10,131
But I can entertain.

1808
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:11,833
Hey, laughter's
the best medicine!

1809
01:06:11,902 --> 01:06:13,601
I think
science would refute that.

1810
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:14,970
You know, what you could do is,

1811
01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:17,939
I think Tabby deserves
a nice, private hello, okay?

1812
01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:19,174
Okay.

1813
01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:20,608
Could we have
a quick soundbite?

1814
01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:21,743
No.

1815
01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:23,645
Yes!

1816
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,448
Great. Brett, what do you think
about the hearing tomorrow?

1817
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,416
My client actually believes
that it'll be a fair

1818
01:06:28,452 --> 01:06:30,585
and equitable agreement
that'll be reached, so.

1819
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:31,853
No, I don't.

1820
01:06:31,922 --> 01:06:33,989
I think what my lawyer
keeps telling me--

1821
01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:36,691
that he'd rather be on our side
than the opponent's.

1822
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,759
Excuse me?

1823
01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:42,964
I-- Come on, it's just
something I have to say

1824
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,032
to keep this guy in check.

1825
01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:45,100
Yeah, it's something you say

1826
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:46,468
when you think
you're gonna win.

1827
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,635
Honey, winning would be

1828
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:49,304
us never seeing
these two people again.

1829
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,439
He's driving me insane.

1830
01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:54,342
[♪♪♪]

1831
01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,444
-Uh--
-Are they flirting?

1832
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,280
I was kind of hoping
you'd show up.

1833
01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:00,348
I've missed you.

1834
01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:01,549
What's happening?

1835
01:07:01,618 --> 01:07:04,052
That red really
complements your lipstick.

1836
01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:05,787
[giggles] Thank you.

1837
01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:07,722
And your eyes.

1838
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:11,292
And that... is flirting,
so maybe we did just win?

1839
01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:12,360
Yes, we did.

1840
01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,295
I love when you wear a tux.

1841
01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:17,332
-Yeah, it's...
-Yeah, I noticed.

1842
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,134
He loves her.

1843
01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:21,403
Excuse me.

1844
01:07:21,471 --> 01:07:22,337
Yeah.

1845
01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:26,975
Excuse me.

1846
01:07:27,010 --> 01:07:30,178
So, we just got the forensic
accounting report on Brett.

1847
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,814
We just got the forensic
accounting on Tabby.

1848
01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:34,883
-Okay.
-She has offshore accounts.

1849
01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:37,052
He has substantial
poker winnings

1850
01:07:37,087 --> 01:07:38,586
he's invested internationally.

1851
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,256
Multiple
untraceable businesses.

1852
01:07:41,324 --> 01:07:44,059
He's hiding
millions from her.

1853
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:45,994
She's hiding millions from him.

1854
01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:48,363
I guess he's not
as naive as he looks?

1855
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,532
Guess she's not
as naive as she looks.

1856
01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:51,566
Guess not.

1857
01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:52,700
You were my everything!

1858
01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,069
I'm your everything?

1859
01:07:54,104 --> 01:07:55,203
-Come on!
-No, no, no, no, no.

1860
01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,071
[Tabby]
You make it all about you--

1861
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:57,105
it always has to be about you.

1862
01:07:57,174 --> 01:07:59,340
-I was invited!
-No, you weren't!

1863
01:07:59,376 --> 01:08:00,575
-Let's-- Let's go.
-You weren't even invited!

1864
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:03,278
I was invited! I got an email.

1865
01:08:03,346 --> 01:08:05,747
Let's get you a cold shower.

1866
01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:06,748
Take a cheese toast.

1867
01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:09,551
It's okay. I'm sorry.

1868
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,852
What is this?

1869
01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:15,590
Take a deep breath.

1870
01:08:20,230 --> 01:08:23,064
[♪♪♪]

1871
01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:29,604
Why are you up so early?

1872
01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:31,706
Why did you sleep on the couch?

1873
01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:34,442
I-I guess I just, uh,
I fell asleep out here.

1874
01:08:36,046 --> 01:08:37,479
Look, about last night, I--

1875
01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:40,415
I said some things I regret,

1876
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:41,816
and it's not just because

1877
01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:44,819
I have much wittier retorts
in the morning.

1878
01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:46,387
Okay, noted.

1879
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,591
Hey.

1880
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,893
We're gonna figure it out, okay?

1881
01:08:51,928 --> 01:08:53,161
We always do.

1882
01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:54,395
Yeah, we always do.

1883
01:08:54,431 --> 01:08:56,064
[smooch]

1884
01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:58,233
So, do you wanna
take the car over together?

1885
01:08:58,268 --> 01:08:59,734
No, I think I just need
a minute to, you know,

1886
01:08:59,769 --> 01:09:00,835
get myself together.

1887
01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,003
Well, I'm gonna go over now,

1888
01:09:02,072 --> 01:09:05,073
but hey...
I got you covered.

1889
01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:06,908
[whispers]
You're gonna do great.

1890
01:09:07,944 --> 01:09:09,577
[smooch]

1891
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:24,425
[sighs]

1892
01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,694
[Mark] But what about
that three-pointer in game five?

1893
01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,530
But what about
that magic sky-hook?

1894
01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:30,598
[Mark] Oh, come on--
legendary, right?

1895
01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:31,666
[both chuckling]

1896
01:09:31,701 --> 01:09:32,800
Good to see you, counselor.

1897
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:33,968
Well, let's get started.

1898
01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:35,637
Being friendly with the judge?

1899
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,038
I'm a friendly guy.

1900
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,544
So, what do you think?

1901
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:45,480
I think...
we're gonna do our very best.

1902
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,315
No, I mean my outfit.

1903
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:50,151
I think it screams, "I deserve
all the marital property."

1904
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,187
Yeah.

1905
01:09:52,222 --> 01:09:53,988
Is this gonna take long?

1906
01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:55,323
What, you got somewhere
more important to be?

1907
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:57,625
CrossFit's at 3:00, so...

1908
01:09:57,661 --> 01:09:59,127
Counsel,

1909
01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:01,563
do we have assets in question
and arguments ready?

1910
01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:04,465
Your Honor, yes, we do.

1911
01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:12,240
Counselor?

1912
01:10:16,913 --> 01:10:19,380
May I just
have one second, please?

1913
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,482
Take all the time you need.

1914
01:10:21,518 --> 01:10:24,018
[♪♪♪]

1915
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:28,690
[mutters to self]
"Contract-- 31st, 11:00."

1916
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:31,059
[indistinct murmuring]

1917
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,330
Your Honor,
due to recent findings,

1918
01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:37,265
I would like
to request a brief recess.

1919
01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,499
We just got started.

1920
01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,902
Now, why do you need
a recess?

1921
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,437
I need to perform due diligence

1922
01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:44,706
as new evidence has been
brought to our attention

1923
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:47,041
that would affect the financial
structure of the settlement.

1924
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:49,277
I'm sure the court
would hate to see us punt

1925
01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:52,180
rather than trying
an end around.

1926
01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:53,381
[forced chuckle]

1927
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,450
You're in luck
that I missed breakfast.

1928
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,120
Court is in recess for an hour.

1929
01:10:59,189 --> 01:11:00,388
Thank you.

1930
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,292
Give me the address

1931
01:11:04,361 --> 01:11:05,860
on the commercial property
Gwen bought.

1932
01:11:05,895 --> 01:11:06,794
Hang tight.
I'll be right back.

1933
01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:07,862
Okay.

1934
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:10,632
[♪♪♪]

1935
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,377
Shouldn't you be in court?

1936
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:23,544
Yes, I should be.

1937
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:25,713
What is this?
W-What is "Gwen's Glutes"?

1938
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:29,250
My new Pilates studio-
slash-method acting workshop.

1939
01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:32,920
So, is that what
"contract 31st at 11" means?

1940
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:34,656
Because this is the 31st,

1941
01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:36,324
and this is
your new commercial space.

1942
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:37,992
This space?
How did you afford this?

1943
01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:40,762
Did Brett buy this for you with
money he's hiding from Tabby?

1944
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:42,230
Do I need a lawyer?

1945
01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:44,132
If you're an accomplice
in laundering money, then yes.

1946
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:45,300
I'm not laundering money.

1947
01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,434
Then tell it to the judge.

1948
01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:48,336
I'm not the villain here!

1949
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,071
You know what? This has
become a little too much.

1950
01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:51,973
Then come to court
and tell the truth, please?

1951
01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:54,676
Or I'll tell
what I think is the truth.

1952
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:59,247
[drumming absently]

1953
01:11:59,282 --> 01:12:00,481
[doors open]

1954
01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:03,151
[♪♪♪]

1955
01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:09,857
[exhaling deeply]

1956
01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:11,426
What is she doing here?

1957
01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:14,462
You're my best friend
and you stole my husband!

1958
01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:15,596
[Gwen] I never stole him.

1959
01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:17,365
All the time
we spent together

1960
01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:19,200
was Brett talking about
how much he loved you,

1961
01:12:19,269 --> 01:12:21,135
asking how
he could fix your rift

1962
01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:22,804
and win you back.

1963
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:23,771
I never had a chance.

1964
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:24,839
What?

1965
01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:26,374
Even if I wanted him,

1966
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:28,710
how could I ever compare
with perfect Tabby?

1967
01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,546
-[gavel bangs]
-Order. Order.

1968
01:12:31,614 --> 01:12:33,281
-[gavel banging]
-Order.

1969
01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:34,816
[sighs]

1970
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,017
Is that true?

1971
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:37,352
Every single word.

1972
01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,187
I have loved you

1973
01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,555
from the moment I met you,

1974
01:12:40,623 --> 01:12:42,190
even now.

1975
01:12:42,225 --> 01:12:43,691
Oh, Bretty! Me too.

1976
01:12:43,727 --> 01:12:46,361
I'm so sorry for everything.

1977
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:48,162
[Brett]
No, baby, it's not your fault.

1978
01:12:48,198 --> 01:12:49,297
It was the lawyers.

1979
01:12:49,332 --> 01:12:51,866
They pressured us
into getting divorced.

1980
01:12:51,901 --> 01:12:53,034
-They really did.
-What?

1981
01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:54,202
Sorry, what? What's that?

1982
01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:55,970
Yeah, it's true, they did,
they did, but...

1983
01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:58,806
I don't want
to live without you.

1984
01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:00,875
Well, then...

1985
01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:06,314
...will you marry me--

1986
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,715
again?

1987
01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,384
You don't really have
to ask her to marry you again.

1988
01:13:09,419 --> 01:13:10,518
Yeah, you guys
never were divorced

1989
01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:11,552
in the first place, Brett.

1990
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:12,920
Of course, I'll marry you,
my love--

1991
01:13:12,989 --> 01:13:14,389
again!

1992
01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:16,524
[camera shutters clicking]

1993
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,728
Forever and ever!

1994
01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:23,331
Yeah, and we'll have--
we'll have the biggest wedding.

1995
01:13:23,366 --> 01:13:24,499
Yeah, and you're all invited.

1996
01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:25,566
All of you.

1997
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:27,835
Or you can bid on photos
of the event.

1998
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:29,203
[commotion continues,
indistinct]

1999
01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:30,738
[shutters snapping]

2000
01:13:34,244 --> 01:13:36,010
[shutters snapping]

2001
01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:44,118
Extra salt and butter
on both sides.

2002
01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,620
Mm, good.

2003
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,455
I'm gonna need more popcorn.

2004
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:49,090
Today was a disaster.

2005
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,358
I know, baby.

2006
01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:52,393
It was a disaster.
Terrible.

2007
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:53,895
-It's okay.
-[TV theme music playing]

2008
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,297
[Tabby]
<i> If you're a troubled couple</i>

2009
01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:57,632
<i> on the brink of giving up--</i>

2010
01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:58,900
<i> ...Then come along with us...</i>

2011
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,067
Turn it up. Turn it up.

2012
01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:03,704
<i> ...Where we explore</i>
<i> the challenges, and triumphs,</i>

2013
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,872
<i> of marriage,</i>

2014
01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:07,975
<i> as we counsel couples...</i>
<i> back into love.</i>

2015
01:14:08,044 --> 01:14:10,411
<i> Live, on air,</i>
<i> every Wednesday night.</i>

2016
01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:11,446
<i> I'm Tabby Noble.</i>

2017
01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:12,914
<i> And I'm Brett Noble.</i>

2018
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,882
<i> [together] And, please,</i>
<i> join us for</i> Noble Love

2019
01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:16,150
on Reality Reel.

2020
01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,054
I'm sorry, ex-excuse me?

2021
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:21,622
They have a new show?

2022
01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:22,390
Where they're
marriage counseling?

2023
01:14:22,425 --> 01:14:23,391
Live?

2024
01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:24,926
They were
divorcing this morning!

2025
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,461
How in the world could they
pull this together so quickly?

2026
01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:30,231
[overlapping]
They didn't.

2027
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,903
[Dana] Hey, Gwen,
we really need to talk!

2028
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:37,505
You don't want to mess
with lawyers, Gwen!

2029
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:40,107
We serve injunctions
for breakfast.

2030
01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:44,078
[Dana sighs]

2031
01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:45,179
[door squeaks]

2032
01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:46,581
So, what's the game here?

2033
01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:48,282
They were never divorcing?
Was this a stunt?

2034
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,419
Yeah.

2035
01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:53,287
It was all a con.

2036
01:14:53,323 --> 01:14:55,022
They haven't been able
to sell a show in a while,

2037
01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:56,991
then they came up with this.

2038
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:58,259
They paid me
to go along with it--

2039
01:14:58,294 --> 01:15:00,761
promised to buy me
the Pilates studio.

2040
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:02,964
[sighs] Then they made me
the villain at every turn.

2041
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,632
Why? I mean, how?

2042
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,133
I mean,
this doesn't make any sense.

2043
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,768
Yeah, there were
so many private moments

2044
01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:08,769
that were--
they weren't filming.

2045
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:09,804
Yeah!

2046
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,472
No, they were.

2047
01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:12,540
They recorded all of it,

2048
01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:13,674
planning to use it
all for the show.

2049
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,711
So, they abused you?

2050
01:15:16,779 --> 01:15:19,614
Yeah, because
that's what they do best...

2051
01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:20,815
but whatever.

2052
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:21,883
Your firms got paid,

2053
01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,284
and everyone
gets a happy ending.

2054
01:15:23,319 --> 01:15:24,986
Everyone except us.

2055
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:26,153
Right.

2056
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:27,188
[sighs]

2057
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,829
The Nobles were lying.

2058
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,330
There was never
going to be a divorce.

2059
01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:37,865
This is fraud.

2060
01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:39,333
Let's be careful
with terminology.

2061
01:15:39,369 --> 01:15:42,336
Fraud is a grave accusation...

2062
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,805
and to be forthright,
however belatedly--

2063
01:15:44,841 --> 01:15:45,873
Paul and I knew.

2064
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,575
Not at first,

2065
01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:49,710
but the head of Reality Reel
cleared it with us.

2066
01:15:49,746 --> 01:15:50,745
What are you talking about?

2067
01:15:50,813 --> 01:15:52,046
I'm sorry, excuse me?
What? What?

2068
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:53,814
We never imagined
it would go this far,

2069
01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:55,082
and we never would've
gone along with it

2070
01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:56,918
if we'd known
it would negatively affect you.

2071
01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:59,020
Why would you guys
even do this?

2072
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,588
Partners thought
it would be good for our firm.

2073
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:01,822
And I thought
it would be good

2074
01:16:01,858 --> 01:16:03,758
both for Tabby
and for your career,

2075
01:16:03,826 --> 01:16:05,359
and for Jackie's Legacy Fund.

2076
01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:08,195
I didn't think
it would avalanche like this,

2077
01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:11,832
but ultimately,
we wanted them to reconcile,

2078
01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:14,001
and they did, so...

2079
01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:17,104
maybe we let all be well
that ends well, hmm?

2080
01:16:17,173 --> 01:16:18,673
[Lois] Was it misguided
and self-serving?

2081
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:21,275
Yes, but did they
pay their bills on time

2082
01:16:21,344 --> 01:16:22,843
and in full?

2083
01:16:22,879 --> 01:16:24,946
Also yes, which is more than
I can say about most clients.

2084
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:25,913
Do you see
what's happening here?

2085
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:26,948
I just brought us full circle

2086
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:29,216
back
to the lawyer-integrity joke.

2087
01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:31,586
[Mark chuckle-sighs]

2088
01:16:33,556 --> 01:16:34,789
You know what
the worst part is?

2089
01:16:34,857 --> 01:16:37,058
Everyone's raving
about<i> Noble Love.</i>

2090
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:38,459
That's not the worst part.

2091
01:16:38,528 --> 01:16:39,961
The worst part is,
they got away with it.

2092
01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:41,095
Okay, guys, look...

2093
01:16:41,130 --> 01:16:43,564
if they're happy,
just let 'em be happy.

2094
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,865
But how can they be happy

2095
01:16:44,901 --> 01:16:46,367
if they're still
lying to each other?

2096
01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:48,703
I mean, Brett is hiding money
from Tabby.

2097
01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,371
And Tabby's
hiding money from Brett.

2098
01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:52,406
They're never gonna be happy
until they get truthful.

2099
01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:56,477
Well, maybe it's our job
to get them truthful.

2100
01:16:56,546 --> 01:16:58,312
You know, to heal them.

2101
01:16:58,381 --> 01:16:59,880
Okay, Gwen,
I'm sorry, guys,

2102
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,082
but this sounds
less like therapy

2103
01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:02,717
and more like
some sort of revenge cabal.

2104
01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:04,318
I'm out, babe.

2105
01:17:04,387 --> 01:17:05,786
-I'm-- I'm also out.
-Okay.

2106
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:07,788
Fine, but help me with this.

2107
01:17:07,824 --> 01:17:09,657
Where can I find
a great actor?

2108
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:13,394
Now, look. He's right here.
TJ's a great actor, right?

2109
01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:15,730
Yeah! There ya go.
Hey, come here. Sit down.

2110
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:18,766
Look at that face.

2111
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:20,735
-You act?
-Yeah.

2112
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:22,737
-Method?
-Strasberg all the way.

2113
01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:25,506
How would you like
the role of a lifetime?

2114
01:17:25,575 --> 01:17:27,475
Who would I be playing?

2115
01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:28,743
My husband.

2116
01:17:29,746 --> 01:17:31,445
I could method act that.

2117
01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:34,982
[Dana chuckles]

2118
01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:37,084
I kind of feel like
we shouldn't be here.

2119
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,519
[chuckling]

2120
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:46,027
Half cheddar-ranch,
half peanut butter cup.

2121
01:17:46,095 --> 01:17:47,495
Mm, delicious combo...

2122
01:17:47,530 --> 01:17:49,597
maybe just not at the same time.

2123
01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:51,332
No, I don't think
that would be the best idea.

2124
01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:52,600
[munching]

2125
01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:54,435
That is good.

2126
01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:57,538
Ugh, do you think
we should have stopped this?

2127
01:17:57,607 --> 01:17:59,607
I don't think we would've had
much of a chance

2128
01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,175
to stop anything--
Gwen's on a mission.

2129
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,777
Besides,
they don't need "Noble Love"--

2130
01:18:02,812 --> 01:18:04,845
they need tough love.

2131
01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:06,447
Good one, honey.

2132
01:18:06,482 --> 01:18:07,648
[clink]

2133
01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:08,883
You can have a seat here.

2134
01:18:08,951 --> 01:18:11,352
[Brett blows air,
huffs, and sniffs]

2135
01:18:12,321 --> 01:18:13,654
Oh, thanks.

2136
01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:15,523
[indistinct set buzz]

2137
01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:17,291
I love this jacket.

2138
01:18:17,326 --> 01:18:18,993
Gwen?

2139
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,695
Wait. You're not married.

2140
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,197
Yes, I am.
This is my husband, TJ.

2141
01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:24,965
I kept him a secret,

2142
01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,834
because I know
how you two love secrets.

2143
01:18:26,869 --> 01:18:28,069
Hey, bro.

2144
01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:31,072
I dug all your shows.
I'm also a thespian.

2145
01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:32,506
I'm headlining
a play right now.

2146
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,909
Like, on-on Broadway, or--?

2147
01:18:34,977 --> 01:18:37,678
Atlantic City.
It's the Broadway of Jersey.

2148
01:18:37,714 --> 01:18:39,413
Yeah, it-it's not, bro.

2149
01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:41,415
Well, where should we begin?

2150
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:44,185
<i> [PA] We're on the air</i>
<i> in five... four...</i>

2151
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,320
<i> three...</i>

2152
01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:48,189
[intro theme plays]

2153
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:50,891
We're back on<i> Noble Love...</i>

2154
01:18:50,927 --> 01:18:52,226
<i> where love begins again.</i>

2155
01:18:52,261 --> 01:18:54,528
<i> Starting... with us.</i>

2156
01:18:55,832 --> 01:19:00,201
<i> And today, we have</i>
<i> a very special couple with us.</i>

2157
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,903
My best friend
and assistant, Gwen--

2158
01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:05,506
I thought I was fired
from both of those roles.

2159
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:07,374
[forced]
What are you talking about?

2160
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:09,076
And my man, TJ, over here.

2161
01:19:09,112 --> 01:19:10,845
[all chuckling]

2162
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,346
Fellow thespian.

2163
01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:13,748
[Dana] I can't believe
Luca got 'em on the show.

2164
01:19:13,783 --> 01:19:15,583
You know Luca--

2165
01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:17,551
he knows people
who knows people.

2166
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:18,719
[Dana chuckles]

2167
01:19:18,755 --> 01:19:20,721
What is the biggest issue
in your marriage?

2168
01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:22,456
Well, I'm sad to say

2169
01:19:22,525 --> 01:19:24,759
that Gwen has been
hiding money from me.

2170
01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:27,194
TJ's also been
hiding money from me.

2171
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:28,929
[TJ]
<i> Um, we've had great success</i>

2172
01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:30,264
<i> with the businesses</i>
<i> we've built together,</i>

2173
01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:33,200
<i>but then Gwen moved our profits</i>

2174
01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:34,401
to secret accounts.

2175
01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:36,203
While TJ's been hiding
his Vegas winnings

2176
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:38,706
in overseas funds.

2177
01:19:38,741 --> 01:19:40,274
Oh, wow.

2178
01:19:41,711 --> 01:19:43,043
Well...

2179
01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,980
I can see how
that would affect your marriage,

2180
01:19:46,048 --> 01:19:50,284
as trust
is the foundation of love.

2181
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,086
<i> And love needs trust</i>

2182
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:55,122
<i> the way sunshine</i>
<i> and flowers need each other.</i>

2183
01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,157
<i> That's right.</i>

2184
01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:57,725
But... there's more!

2185
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,460
TJ also ran...

2186
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,262
a background check on me.

2187
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,831
[TJ] And Gwen ran
a background check on me.

2188
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,332
Uh...

2189
01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:10,738
Well, that is
a total invasion of privacy.

2190
01:20:10,773 --> 01:20:12,173
[forced chuckling] Yeah.

2191
01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:14,441
If someone did that to me,
I would be very, very upset.

2192
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,110
<i> Yeah, me too.</i>

2193
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,678
<i> Um...</i>

2194
01:20:17,747 --> 01:20:18,913
[both]
<i> We'll be right back.</i>

2195
01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:20,681
[TV shuts off]

2196
01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:23,250
That's unbelievable.

2197
01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:25,419
You think they'll make it?
Think they'll be okay?

2198
01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,121
Yeah, you know, I do.

2199
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:29,490
You know, it's something new
for both of them.

2200
01:20:29,525 --> 01:20:33,327
Something honest,
something real...

2201
01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:37,464
Do you think we'll be okay?

2202
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,301
Do you?

2203
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,703
[♪♪♪]

2204
01:20:42,772 --> 01:20:45,439
Yeah, I do.

2205
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:49,210
I actually know it.

2206
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,712
I mean, there isn't much
that's certain in life,

2207
01:20:51,781 --> 01:20:53,147
but...

2208
01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:55,182
you're as close as it gets.

2209
01:20:56,819 --> 01:21:00,554
Honey, I know
I can overthink and over-worry,

2210
01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:01,956
and become fatalistic--

2211
01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:03,357
What? You? Never.

2212
01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,326
[both chuckling]

2213
01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:08,996
I wouldn't want
any other life

2214
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,865
than the life I have with you,

2215
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,867
whatever that looks like...

2216
01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:16,403
...and I know I said

2217
01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:18,639
the most important decision
we can make

2218
01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:20,741
is having a child,

2219
01:21:20,810 --> 01:21:23,177
but I think I was wrong.

2220
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:27,581
I think the most important
decision we make

2221
01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:30,818
is who we share our life with,

2222
01:21:30,853 --> 01:21:34,255
and I would make this decision

2223
01:21:34,323 --> 01:21:37,524
one million times over,
exactly the same.

2224
01:21:38,694 --> 01:21:41,328
[♪♪♪]

2225
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,207
So...

2226
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:55,242
I have an idea.

2227
01:21:56,379 --> 01:21:59,446
[♪♪♪]

2228
01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:01,015
Thank you so much
for meeting with me.

2229
01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:03,017
Thank you
for taking the time.

2230
01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:04,418
You've been a mentor,

2231
01:22:04,453 --> 01:22:07,955
and I am so grateful
for everything you've given me--

2232
01:22:08,024 --> 01:22:10,791
But I need
something new, Lois.

2233
01:22:11,861 --> 01:22:13,427
Mark, you're about
to make partner.

2234
01:22:13,462 --> 01:22:14,962
But you're taking over
the firm.

2235
01:22:15,031 --> 01:22:16,797
I know...

2236
01:22:16,866 --> 01:22:18,299
I know.

2237
01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:22,569
But we've made other plans.

2238
01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:25,039
But we've made
other plans.

2239
01:22:25,975 --> 01:22:28,142
[♪♪♪]

2240
01:22:30,413 --> 01:22:32,913
Chervich and Chervich.
Can you please hold?

2241
01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:35,449
[♪♪♪]

2242
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,587
Happy eighth anniversary, babe.

2243
01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:42,556
Aw, happy eighth,
my love.

2244
01:22:42,591 --> 01:22:44,425
So, I got us
a little something.

2245
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,960
Oh.

2246
01:22:55,805 --> 01:22:57,604
[laughing]

2247
01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:01,141
"Don't drop me.
My parents are lawyers."

2248
01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:03,310
[both laughing]

2249
01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:18,859
[♪♪♪]

2250
01:23:21,931 --> 01:23:23,797
Ohh... did you feel that?

2251
01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:26,100
Oh! Oh...

2252
01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:27,801
It's a prosecutor.

2253
01:23:27,837 --> 01:23:29,703
[laughing]