1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,620 - You don't drink it with your eyes, mate. 4 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:00,746 That's a good pint. 5 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,957 Lovely drop. 6 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,835 - How would you describe its flavour and profile? 7 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,213 - Oak-aged, brewed with molasses and a robust malt bill. 8 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,302 - Nothing robust about that. 9 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,637 - No. 10 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,889 That is as dead as a dormouse. 11 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,850 Door nail. 12 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,769 "I have eat no meat these five days; 13 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,480 "yet, come thou with thy five men, 14 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:31,694 and I do not leave you all as dead as a door nail." 15 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:36,657 Shakespeare, Henry the Fourth. 16 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,492 - Yeah. 17 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,703 - I'll take a lager top. - Mm. 18 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,830 - If you want cocktails, I suggest you go over the road 19 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:45,916 with the rest of the prawn sandwich brigade. 20 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,544 - Your sign outside says you do food. 21 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,462 - Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we do. 22 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:51,714 What do you want? 23 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,424 Got a drover's cottage pie. 24 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:54,592 That's what all the drovers used to eat 25 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,719 when they were drovin'. 26 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,847 - Um, two of those, please. - Yep. 27 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:03,100 Two drover's cottage pies coming up. 28 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,560 ...after every British village 29 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,145 town and community, 30 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:09,732 now 37 pubs every week are calling last orders 31 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,942 and shutting their doors for good. 32 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,736 Campaign For Real Ale 33 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,739 warns that without extended governmental support-- 34 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,908 - Bloody mammals. - What's that? 35 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,910 - Middle-aged muppets in lycra 36 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,786 poncing around the countryside in hot pants. 37 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,163 There ought to be a law against it. 38 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,331 - All right. Yeah, Dad, 39 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:27,166 I'm gonna need your help with these accounts. 40 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,127 I... I can't work out who's been paid, who hasn't. 41 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,295 - Yeah, don't you worry about it, mate. 42 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,671 It's all logged away up here. 43 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,006 Now, if you'd like to put your pinny on, 44 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,090 I need two cottage pies. 45 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,175 Then when you've done that, 46 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,509 you can bring the empty barrels up 47 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,845 from the cellar 'cause the delivery's coming later. 48 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,347 - All right. 49 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:42,973 If you shove a broomstick up my arse, 50 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,683 I'll sweep the floor as well. 51 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,143 I'll go and get one. 52 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,580 - Mornin'. - Morning, my love. 53 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:07,665 Where we off to? 54 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,583 Drovers Arms, please. 55 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,295 - Where's your limo? 56 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,048 Celebrity like you, thought you'd have a chauffeur. 57 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,356 See? Still know all the lyrics! 58 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,524 - Yeah. 59 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:34,984 - You don't recognise me, do you? 60 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,610 Dawn Higgins? 61 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,570 We played spin the bottle at my 13th birthday. 62 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,491 I should have shagged you when I had the chance. 63 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,786 - Are you married? - No. 64 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:46,870 Engaged? 65 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:47,955 No. 66 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,081 Dating? 67 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,165 No. 68 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,501 - Hm. The planets have aligned. 69 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,673 Ah, I love a man who's in touch with his feminine side. 70 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,011 How do you identify? 71 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,929 I'm pansexual. 72 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,516 So, basically means I'm up for it. 73 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:12,521 Whoever, whenever, wherever. 74 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,064 - Could we pull over? 75 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,232 - Oh, God, yeah. 76 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,817 Thought you'd never ask. 77 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,908 I love getting down and dirty in a public place. 78 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,494 - How much? - Oh, I don't charge. 79 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,912 I just do it for the thrill of it. 80 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:29,997 - I mean the fare. 81 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,373 - Oh. 82 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:32,458 - Here's a tenner. 83 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,712 - What happened to sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, eh? 84 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,188 - Shit. 85 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,441 Oh, shit! 86 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,196 Shit. 87 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:03,781 Shit! 88 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,575 Shit! 89 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,715 Look what the cat's dragged in. 90 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:27,888 Ed! 91 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:29,890 Edward! 92 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,893 You'll never guess who I've just seen. 93 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,561 Cal Harley. 94 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,687 - How'd you know that? 95 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:37,022 - My Dawn just texted me. 96 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,774 Picked him up from the station. 97 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,193 Said he was wearing nail varnish. 98 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,945 - What? 99 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,700 - Hm, wonder what he's doing back. 100 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,953 - Probably to bail his father out of the mess he's in. 101 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:55,165 - Hm. Not much to be said for fame and fortune, is there? 102 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,458 He's a handsome bugger, 103 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,752 but the man looks an absolute mess. 104 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,546 - It's called fashion, Edith. 105 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,589 Loads of rock stars dress like homeless people. 106 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,763 - There you go. Two drover's cottage pies 107 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,723 made to an original family recipe. 108 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,893 Do you want any sauces with that? 109 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,145 - Anything. 110 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,172 - Hello, Dad. 111 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,731 - I want him gone by the time I get back. 112 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,232 Same again. 113 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,027 - This place is a madhouse. 114 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,530 - Jake, what's happened here? 115 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,075 The pub was always the life and soul of the village. 116 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,952 Where did everyone go? 117 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,370 - Where did you go more like? 118 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,705 We didn't know whether you were dead 119 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,291 or dancing on a beach in Bali. 120 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,792 - It's complicated. 121 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,961 - You go on the missing list for three years 122 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,089 and "complicated" is all you've got? 123 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:27,633 You're lucky he only punched you once. 124 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,427 The delivery's here. 125 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,305 Come on. 126 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,390 The least you can do is give me a hand. 127 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,533 - Bloody hell, this takes me back. 128 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:58,038 Good memories down here with you. 129 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,831 Helping Granddad brew. 130 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:02,626 - Save the sentimentality for your songs. 131 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,812 - I know... 132 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,232 you'd have found a way to forgive him. 133 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,902 I just don't know how. 134 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,657 - Cheers. 135 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,992 How's your mum and dad, then, Harry? All good? 136 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,076 - Oh, yeah, they're good, mate. 137 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,160 Yeah, they're good. Yeah. 138 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,245 They've got a message for you, actually. 139 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:39,913 They say, um, sod off. 140 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,083 - What's up with him? 141 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,502 - Well, he still blames you for breaking up The Corn Chiefs. 142 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:46,837 - It was a high-school band. 143 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,046 - Yeah, well, you became famous. 144 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,798 He became a delivery driver. 145 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,389 Well, hang on. 146 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,599 What about our delivery? 147 00:09:58,724 --> 00:09:59,808 - What about your debt? 148 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,976 Boss says no more deliveries 149 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,269 until you put your hand in your pocket. 150 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,521 - How am I supposed to run a pub without any beer? 151 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,731 - We're a business, Jake. 152 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,065 Not a charity. 153 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,861 If you're desperate, you can always call Pritchard. 154 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,159 - What's going on? 155 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,369 It's complicated. 156 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,288 Oh, shit, Romy! 157 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,623 You're gonna have to drive. 158 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:23,749 I'm on a ban. 159 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,885 Romy, your dad's here. 160 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,470 Coming, miss. 161 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,436 - You coming? 162 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,771 - Probably best I stay here. 163 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,606 - What, are you scared she's gonna punch you too? 164 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,780 - This is a school, Jake. 165 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,114 It's not a creche. 166 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,824 - I know. I know. - I'm so sorry, Abi. 167 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,369 We've had an absolute shocker at the pub today. 168 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,787 - Is that Uncle Cal? 169 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,666 - Um... yeah. 170 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,209 Why don't you go say hello? 171 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,131 So, how was she today? 172 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,134 - She's a great kid, Jake, and you know I'm fond of her, 173 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,220 but there are 30 other kids in the class 174 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,555 that need my attention, too. 175 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,683 - Wow. Romy, you've grown. 176 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,102 - Be something wrong if I hadn't. 177 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:31,525 - Look, you don't think, um... that, uh... 178 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,236 you know, there might be something wrong with her? 179 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,821 Up top. 180 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:39,491 - Look, I'm not a doctor, but I think she may have ADHD. 181 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:43,078 - Come on, every man and their dog says they've got that. 182 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,996 - If you've got ADHD, 183 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:48,083 trying to focus can be-- - Cal? 184 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,251 - Can be really... 185 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,544 - You're gonna flood it. 186 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,755 ...debilitating. 187 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,343 - Right, yeah, and say she has it. 188 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,096 I mean, how would she have got it? 189 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,848 - It's usually genetic. 190 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,519 - Right, yeah. 191 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,354 I'll have to have a think of who that could be. 192 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,775 - Miss, can you give us a jump start? 193 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,902 - So you're still here? 194 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,404 - Still here. Still teaching. 195 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,822 Still happy. 196 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,906 They were together? 197 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,324 - That's awesome. - Is it? 198 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,285 I thought this was the place ambition went to die. 199 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,204 - God, did I really say that? - Yeah. 200 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,956 Look, I... 201 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,751 I was a dick. 202 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:31,960 - Little bit. 203 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,338 The car isn't going to start itself. 204 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,506 - Right. 205 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,844 - Really? 206 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:41,970 - Shut up. 207 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,684 - Nice one, Abi. 208 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,895 She's got more lives than a Buddhist, this one. 209 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,274 - Look who it is. 210 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,818 - Got to admire your attempt to go incognito, Cal. 211 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,403 - Good to see you too, Pritchard. 212 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,197 - Oh, I heard your pumps have run dry. 213 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,908 - No, just in between suppliers. 214 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,827 - Shall I meet you at yours? - Perfect. 215 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,914 See you around, Mr. Tambourine Man. 216 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,835 You're my guiding star... 217 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,546 Is it serious between Abi and Pritchard? 218 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,131 - No idea, mate. 219 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,217 - God knows what she sees in him. 220 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,093 - No, me neither. 221 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:25,055 You know, apart from inheriting 170 pumps 222 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,307 and running an award-winning brewery. 223 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,892 - Right. 224 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,102 Might be rolling in it, but he's still a prize prick. 225 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,187 Sorry. 226 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,563 - I don't mind. 227 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,148 It's what Grandpa calls you. 228 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,109 At least she's honest. 229 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,369 Oh! 230 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,167 We're back. 231 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,171 - Hey, where's my little ray of sunshine? 232 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,965 Mm, how was school? 233 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,383 - Oh, it was okay. 234 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,634 - Yeah? 235 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,387 - We learned about the sea and evolution. 236 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,638 - Oh, yeah? 237 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,266 - Did you know jellyfish have been on this planet 238 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,102 for more than 500 million years, 239 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,187 but they still don't have any brains? 240 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,689 - Oh, well, that should give a bit of hope 241 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,190 to quite a few people in this village. 242 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,404 What's he still doing here? 243 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,822 - Well, someone had to drive. 244 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,574 - You've got every reason to be angry, Dad. 245 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,535 I've come home to apologise. 246 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,246 - It's not your home anymore. 247 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,957 - Why don't you grab a packet of crisps and go play outside. 248 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,298 - What kind of son doesn't even come 249 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,008 to his own mother's funeral? 250 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:46,344 - Dad, now's not the time to be stubborn. 251 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,806 All right, we could do with Cal's financial help. 252 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,309 - I'm broke, Jake. 253 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,852 - Broke? 254 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,856 What about your, um... royalties and--and the Porsche? 255 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,858 - Lotus. 256 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:00,942 Doesn't matter. 257 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,236 Um... I flogged the car, 258 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,364 cashed in the royalties for a lump sum... 259 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,074 blew the lot. 260 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,159 - On what? 261 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,619 - What do you think? 262 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,704 On the high life and hookers. 263 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,664 - I've got nowhere else to go, Dad. 264 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,750 - Oh, I see. So have you come home to apologise, 265 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,003 or 'cause you need a roof over your head? 266 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,047 You can sleep in the cellar. 267 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,674 I don't want to see hide nor hair of you. 268 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,427 - Siri, what's a hooker? 269 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,515 - Not again. 270 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,267 I think I've pulled a bollock. 271 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,727 - I'll get the wheelbarrow. 272 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,204 Okay. 273 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,332 Come on then, Paxman. 274 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,294 - Oh, is it a waltz or a tango? 275 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,171 - Just as long as you don't twerk. 276 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,589 Go on. Out you go. 277 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,840 Clear off. 278 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,175 - All right. Good night. 279 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,843 - Good night. Good night. 280 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,136 Good night. 281 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,180 Oh, there goes the other bollock. 282 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,115 - You happy with that? 283 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,994 Pleased with yourselves? 284 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,705 I mean I thought we were doing the "Highland Mary." 285 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,832 That looked like the curly-headed plow boy, 286 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,917 which is what everyone at the Summer Fete 287 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,420 is gonna think by the way. 288 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,380 Jeffrey. - Yes, Jake. 289 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,674 - What's going on, man? 290 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,342 You know what I'm gonna say, don't you? 291 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,468 - Half a beat behind. - Half a beat behind. 292 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,053 Yes, half a beat behind. 293 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,138 And what's this? 294 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,848 What's this? Get your hands up! 295 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,808 I don't know what you're smirking at, Christian. 296 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,560 All right, there's absolutely nothing funny about this. 297 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,562 - You know what? You're right. 298 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,605 This is way beyond its sell-by date. 299 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,608 We need to evolve, move with the times, 300 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,153 dance our way into the 21st century. 301 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,612 - No, no, no, no. 302 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,657 This is about preserving age-old traditions, Paxman. 303 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,159 - Just hear me out on this one. 304 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,143 - What the hell was that? 305 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,269 - Disco Morris. 306 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,520 - Disco Morris? 307 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,607 You know, there are generations of Morris men 308 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,484 turning in their graves right now. 309 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,737 - Well, at least they're turning in time unlike you lot. 310 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,947 Ah, Michael, fancy cutting a rug? 311 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,783 - Uh, no, you're all right. 312 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,743 You know what Thomas Beecham said, don't you? 313 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,286 "Try everything in life once, 314 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,664 except incest and Morris dancing." 315 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,166 - That's good to know, Dad. 316 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,488 - Toast's burning. 317 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,073 - Ah! 318 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,241 - Oh. - Shit. 319 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,410 - Campaign For Real Ale just posted a review of the pub. 320 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,829 - Go on. I'm a big boy. 321 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,790 I can take criticism as long as it's constructive. 322 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:53,508 - The--the Drovers Arms is overseen by Michael Harley... 323 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,892 a piss-poor publican whose demeanour is as bitter 324 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,895 as the swill he serves. 325 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,564 - Go on. 326 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,277 - Do you mind lowering that spoon? 327 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,780 Upon entering The Drovers, 328 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,949 one is immediately struck by the dim lighting, 329 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,951 the tired decor and palpable cloud 330 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,829 of hostility emanating from the owner himself. 331 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,707 And if Michael Harley doesn't flatten you, 332 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,750 the food and beer definitely will. 333 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,169 - Oof. 334 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,671 - I'm gonna sue those bastards for defamation. 335 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,131 - Who? 336 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,591 - Who d'you think? 337 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,303 Lance Armstrong and Bradley bloody Wiggins. 338 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,723 If we can't afford to buy beer, 339 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,183 we need to brew it. 340 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,726 - What are you talking about? 341 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686 - Putting the pub back on the map. 342 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:50,607 The only way we're gonna do that is if we brew something unique. 343 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,734 - And who's gonna drink it? 344 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,194 - If we make a name for ourselves, 345 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,612 it gives the pub a new identity 346 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,405 and, you know, more people will come. 347 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:02,285 - Cal, it takes years to learn how to craft a half-decent ale. 348 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,746 - Well, luckily for us, 349 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,123 we've got 50 years of knowledge right here. 350 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,792 Look, all of Granddad's notes. 351 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,003 Diagrams, brewing recipes, 352 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,298 written down in one very large book. 353 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,141 Look, we're not kids anymore. 354 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,392 And a few pints of home brew 355 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,478 ain't gonna put us back in the black. 356 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,862 - We could produce 600 litres a time. 357 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,447 It's 80% profit. 358 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,491 - It's only profitable if you've got customers 359 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,992 and they're in short supply. 360 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,702 - You do know there's a pub directly opposite 361 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,287 that's packed out day and night? 362 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,289 - Yeah, a pub that's just won CAMRA's Best British Beer Award 363 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,999 two years on the trot. 364 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,044 Yeah. 365 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,712 See you Thursday for bell ringing. 366 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,007 Nice day for it. 367 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,717 Sun's certainly brought the birds out. 368 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,552 - Seen any rare species? 369 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,846 - Just ticked off a spectacular redhead. 370 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,056 - Woodpecker or finch? 371 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,391 - She's up for anything, mate. 372 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,434 Cal. He's not a twitcher. 373 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,604 - Oh, my god, Cal. 374 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,398 Fancy seeing you here. If I'd have known, 375 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,482 I'd have put you on the group chat. 376 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,900 - No. No, no, no. It's not what it looks like. 377 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,363 - Oh. 378 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,365 - Shit. 379 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,537 - Grandpa? 380 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,455 - Yeah? 381 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,291 - What's "dogging"? 382 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,805 - Ah, hello, Mick. 383 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:46,889 - All right, Jim? 384 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,308 - Yeah. 385 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,852 Well, no harm done, lads. 386 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:51,978 A little bit weird. 387 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,439 - It wasn't weird. It was... 388 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,235 it was a misunderstanding. 389 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,903 - Yeah, yeah, of course it was. 390 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,823 Yeah. Well. I'll let you go, eh? 391 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:04,907 - Cheers, Jim. - Cheers. 392 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,242 See you, then. 393 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,037 Beekeeping. 394 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,759 - What are you doing with all that? 395 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,678 I'm not baking a cake, am I? 396 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,763 Can you give me a hand? 397 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,931 - No. You're all right. 398 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,144 - Nice bin bag. 399 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,479 - It's a poncho. 400 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:35,772 - Hey, look... 401 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,485 - Gerald said he couldn't believe it 402 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,279 when he waltzed into the farm shop with his list. 403 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,822 Too cocksure by half. 404 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:45,907 - Well, I've heard he's dug out 405 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,325 his grandfather's old microbrewery 406 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,659 and wants to have a go himself. 407 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,578 - Maybe they'll surprise us all. 408 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,915 - Ah, he may have been bequeathed his grandfather's brewing kit, 409 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,292 it doesn't mean he's inherited his knowledge or palate. 410 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,211 He--he's a cider man at best. 411 00:22:58,336 --> 00:22:59,545 That's a low blow. 412 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,846 - What are you doing? 413 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,475 - What humans have been doing for thousands of years. 414 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,268 Making water more interesting. 415 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,525 - Definitely... Bosh! 416 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,241 Hey. 417 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,868 What are you doing? 418 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:13,578 - Uh, writing. 419 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:14,704 - Shopping list? 420 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,456 - Song lyrics. 421 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,875 - I hope it's better than the second album of yours. 422 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,710 - You listened? 423 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:21,878 - Yeah... 424 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,047 but it wasn't you. 425 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,675 - Yeah. Curse of the second album. 426 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,555 Is that why you came back? 427 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,974 Thought you'd try your hand at brewing beer? 428 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,518 They're all talking about it, you know. 429 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,146 You managed to perplex some people 430 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,397 and ruffle a few feathers. 431 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,149 - Yeah? Your boyfriend's scared 432 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,901 of a little bit of healthy competition? 433 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,903 - Don't say boyfriend. - Why? 434 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:50,323 - Because I'm too old to have one and he's too old to be one. 435 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,909 - So how about silver spooner? 436 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,702 Or actually, you know what? My favourite. 437 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,330 Just a good old-fashioned posh twat. 438 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,998 Abs, come on. 439 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,416 That's the guy that dobbed us in to your mum 440 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,752 about our very good fake IDs. 441 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,171 - He's changed. 442 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:09,133 - So have I. 443 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:13,262 I came back to see you after my first tour. 444 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,934 I just wanted to apologize. 445 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:22,021 But you'd moved in with James Bradley. 446 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,607 - What did you expect me to do? 447 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:28,152 Sit around pining for you whilst you sung love songs 448 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,905 about other women? 449 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,698 - Every song was about you. 450 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,701 - Seriously? 451 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,834 You idiot. 452 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:21,581 Oh, sorry, sorry, my bad. 453 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:22,665 Ah. 454 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,209 - Ow! Paxman! 455 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,378 This is a shambles. 456 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,088 We need to go back to what we know. 457 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,965 - No, look. I know the timing was a little off, 458 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,717 but we're not changing horses midstream. 459 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,343 - No, that is exactly what we're doing. 460 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,512 Next practice, we're going back to the Highland Mary. 461 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,139 Bloody Disco Morris. 462 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,849 Jake. Jakey. 463 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,269 You all right, mate? 464 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,605 - No, I think I've got concussion. 465 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:46,897 How much should I aim for, just? 466 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:47,982 About two and a half. 467 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,483 Is it really? 468 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,110 All right, let's do this and get home. 469 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,070 - Oh, shit. 470 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,238 - Lads! 471 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:05,291 - Oh, no sodding way. 472 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,710 Absolutely no sodding way. 473 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,795 Get off it! Get down! 474 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,632 - Don't embarrass yourself, mate. 475 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,925 - No! You already took the TVs. 476 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:16,218 You're not getting my music. 477 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,303 - Oh, yeah? 478 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,387 You and whose army? 479 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:19,889 - This one. 480 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,516 - Leave that where it is or we'll shove these sticks 481 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,227 where the sun don't shine. 482 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,104 And I don't mean Bristol. 483 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,776 - You folded like a deckchair. 484 00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,819 - You see where they wanted to put that stick. 485 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,613 I've got to sit down and drive home, mate. 486 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,531 - I ain't calling head office. You can. 487 00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,869 - Thanks for that, lads. 488 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,746 I would normally offer you a pint on the house, 489 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,456 but I've got no draft. 490 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,124 I've got bottles, and I've got spirits. 491 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,501 All Benylin. 492 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:49,669 Well, if anyone's feeling brave enough, 493 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,462 I could do with an opinion on this. 494 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:54,757 - What is it? 495 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:57,051 - It's a traditional single-infusion mash style, 496 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,928 with double dried East Kent Golding hops 497 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,429 in a blend of Irish malt. 498 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:01,889 - I'll take my chances. 499 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,015 You insured? 500 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,853 Here you go. 501 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,904 - Crikey, that'll put hairs on your chest. 502 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:17,988 - You wanna try it, Dad? 503 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,323 - No, I haven't got a thirst. 504 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,036 - I'll give it a go. 505 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,329 Here you go. 506 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,627 Here you go. 507 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,839 - Cheers. - Cheers. 508 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:43,097 Oh... That should be served in a sherry glass. 509 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,181 - Come on. 510 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,933 Remember what Granddad used to say. 511 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,310 "It ain't fair to judge a pint until you've sunk a few." 512 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,645 Ay, true. 513 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,064 - All right, line 'em up. 514 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,357 - All right! 515 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,487 - Hell's Bells? 516 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,157 - Hell's Bells! 517 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,777 - I've got it. 518 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,157 - Yay! 519 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,367 - Hey, you're not laughing now, 520 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,119 are you, Christian? 521 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,169 Morning, gorgeous. 522 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,130 How you feeling? 523 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,466 - Ahh. 524 00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:03,719 Like something Keith Richards coughed up. 525 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,346 - Sorry, mate. 526 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,639 It was a mistake. 527 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,141 - It was a toxin, is what it was. 528 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,310 Look, I blame Granddad's handwriting. 529 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,229 Must've been a three, not an eight. 530 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,190 - Eight what? 531 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,775 - Pounds of sugar. 532 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,324 - You put eight pounds of sugar into a brew? 533 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:30,830 That could be classed as attempted murder. 534 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,583 Well, surely you were tasting it as you went along? 535 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,378 Oh, no. 536 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,922 Oh, don't tell me you're teetotal. 537 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:47,346 Cal, how are you supposed to brew a beer 538 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,849 if you can't even drink one? 539 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:50,933 - All right, look. 540 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,935 I screwed up. I did. 541 00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:57,273 But I think I'm onto something special this time. 542 00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:59,108 A mild ale Granddad was working on 543 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,151 before he passed away. 544 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,821 A lifetime's work channelled into one winning beer 545 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,114 he never got the chance to brew. 546 00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,490 I mean, we do this right, 547 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,284 not only could we start turning a profit, 548 00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:10,119 but we could enter CAMRA's Southwest 549 00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,328 Regional Tastings with it. 550 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,248 - Please stop talking. - No. 551 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,083 Qualifying rounds are being held here 552 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,459 in the village at the fete. 553 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,129 Then the finals are going to be in London in August, 554 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,965 and... check this. 555 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,593 The winners of the 2010 Best Bitter category 556 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,220 were a microbrewery, just like us. 557 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,515 They went on to sell out to Budweiser and hit pay dirt! 558 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,809 I mean, brewing's in our blood, Jake. 559 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,770 If Pritchard can do it, why can't we? 560 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,772 - Same reason you can't write another hit song. 561 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,990 Hello? 562 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,954 Yeah. I'm on my way. 563 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,207 Romy's been suspended from school 564 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,335 for throwing a drink at another pupil. 565 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,806 Romy. 566 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,433 - What? 567 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,727 - You're supposed to be doing science homework. 568 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,520 - Brewing is a science. 569 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:19,980 - Don't get smart with me. 570 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,358 - I'm not. It's what Uncle Cal said. 571 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,859 - She's reading, mate. 572 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,736 Glass half full and all that. 573 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,031 - Oh, for God's sake. 574 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:31,075 Dad, you swore blind you'd been in contact 575 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,159 with the mortgage company. 576 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,953 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 577 00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:35,913 - Forgetting a debt doesn't mean it forgets you. 578 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:36,997 - All right, you find me a money tree, 579 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,999 I'll go and shake it. 580 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:43,212 - Dad, it says here that we've got 14 days to find 10 grand 581 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:46,298 or they're gonna start repossession proceedings. 582 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,133 - Something will turn up, it always does. 583 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,856 So I don't really know how to say this 584 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,608 without sounding like a 16-year-old again, 585 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,069 but I wrote this song for you. 586 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,737 I hope you like it. 587 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:25,939 - I'll give you three grand for it. 588 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,149 - Five. - Four. 589 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,942 I want a signature for provenance. 590 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,611 Helps with any future sale. 591 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:31,820 - But I'm selling it to you. 592 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,489 - It's a business, mate. 593 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,074 Not a museum. 594 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,245 - I'm sorry, gorgeous. 595 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,174 - What's that? 596 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:54,384 - My investment into our future. 597 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:55,719 - I thought you said you were skint? 598 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:57,679 - Sold my guitar. 599 00:34:57,805 --> 00:34:59,389 - There you go. 600 00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,600 Told you something would turn up. 601 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,519 - Oh, well, that's just brilliant, that is. 602 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,187 Now, before you couldn't even say his name. 603 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,271 Now you're in his pocket. 604 00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,731 Money's money, Jake. 605 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,525 - Well done, Cal. 606 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,609 You know, you've got a real talent 607 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,944 for making everything about you. 608 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,821 - No, it's about making money. 609 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:14,947 And in six weeks' time, 610 00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:17,241 we'll have another 180 litres of ale to sell. 611 00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,409 - Yeah, only if it's drinkable. 612 00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:21,120 And judging by the last pint you brewed, 613 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:22,412 I'm not holding out much hope. 614 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,957 - No one made you sink seven of them. 615 00:35:25,082 --> 00:35:27,334 - The bottom line is we've got mortgage arrears 616 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,045 coming out of our arse, bloody council tax, 617 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,797 heating, electricity, water. 618 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:32,965 The list goes on and on. 619 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,133 - I am just trying to help. 620 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,259 - Help? 621 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,303 We've needed your help for years. 622 00:35:40,264 --> 00:35:41,932 And you wait until you've run out of money 623 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,642 and become completely bloody useless 624 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,270 to turn up on your white horse. 625 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,354 Now, I'm sorry, Cal. 626 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,565 Look, no one is more proud of you than me. 627 00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:55,946 But while you've been swanning about being a rock star, 628 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:59,741 I've been here trying to hold everything together. 629 00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:05,414 And what have I got to show for it? 630 00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,207 - You've got Romy. 631 00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:10,752 - Yeah, well... 632 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,840 this is still not enough. 633 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,386 - Well, if you get any bright ideas... 634 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,263 be my guest. 635 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,145 This is Rural FM, 636 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,772 where sheep jive and tractors vibe. 637 00:36:30,898 --> 00:36:33,650 David Ray Jenkins here with a Birchbury bombshell. 638 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:36,653 Tonight, The Drovers Arms-- somehow still open for trade-- 639 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,197 is hosting a pub comeback 640 00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:40,741 for local one-hit wonder Cal Harley. 641 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,659 Remember him? Me neither. 642 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:43,911 But for those who do, 643 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,747 head on down and have a Bacardi breezer or two. 644 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:47,915 - I don't believe it. 645 00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:48,999 - What? 646 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,083 It's The Drovers. 647 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,460 - Is it on fire? 648 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:52,753 - They've got bloody customers. 649 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,213 - Customers? 650 00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:58,342 - That's a sight I never thought I'd see. 651 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,931 - What can I get for you? - Another pint, please. 652 00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,433 - Cal Harley! - Why don't you hang on? 653 00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:07,517 What's he doing? 654 00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:08,810 What is that? 655 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:27,412 - We've got plenty of wine, ladies. 656 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,332 No, that's-- - Jake. 657 00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,626 - Oh. - Get over here! 658 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,045 - You said come up with a bright idea. 659 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,171 - Yeah. 660 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:37,256 Sing again, please. 661 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,632 Yeah. 662 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,594 - So, that's what it's like to have adoring fans. 663 00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:45,180 They look intense. 664 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,765 - They look about one Bacardi breezer 665 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,393 away from dropping their knickers. 666 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,186 - Yeah, don't blame them. 667 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,396 I may have been through the change, 668 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,647 but I'd still give him one. 669 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:54,773 - Mum! - What? 670 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,483 I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 671 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,407 - Hey, where's he going? 672 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,625 - I don't look as desperate as that, do I, Mum? 673 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,335 - Yeah. 674 00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:28,432 - Cal? 675 00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:31,935 Cal, are you okay? 676 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,398 Cal, what's going on? 677 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,524 - What's happenin'? 678 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,902 - Are you back on it again? 679 00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:42,487 Well, what's going on? 680 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:46,283 I'm having a panic attack. 681 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,994 - Well, come on, this is no time to get stage fright. 682 00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:50,912 We're taking more money in there tonight 683 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:52,331 than we have all year. 684 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:53,498 - Just take some deep breaths. 685 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,542 No, he can breathe later. 686 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,294 Right now, he needs to get back in there. 687 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,087 You know, mix it up, put on a show. 688 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,464 - I can't. 689 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,216 I'm not that person anymore, mate. 690 00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:05,802 - Well, just pretend. 691 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,971 - I'm not well, Dad. 692 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,431 - What do you mean? 693 00:39:12,726 --> 00:39:14,311 - I was sectioned. 694 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,653 I'd been in a bad way for a while... 695 00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:27,532 and then when I heard Mum had died, 696 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:28,992 I just unravelled. 697 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:36,541 I hated myself so much I had to make it stop. 698 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:39,836 - Go on. 699 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,597 - I tried to kill myself. 700 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:55,894 - Bloody hell, mate. 701 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,612 - I just wanted it to stop... 702 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,991 everything. 703 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:11,618 - Why didn't you call us? 704 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,333 - I was ashamed. 705 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,752 - You stupid bastard. 706 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:26,508 You stupid, stupid bastard. 707 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,468 - I'm sorry that I was a coward. 708 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,512 - No, you're not. 709 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,890 There isn't a day goes by when I don't think 710 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,767 about doing the same thing. 711 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,439 The only thing that stops me is the mess I'd leave behind. 712 00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,109 And you ain't no coward. 713 00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:46,069 You're my boy. 714 00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:53,910 He looked... broken. 715 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:56,371 - That's what drink and drugs does. 716 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,415 - He had a nervous breakdown, Ed. 717 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:03,837 Since when have you cared? 718 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,255 - No matter what you think about him, 719 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,381 you have to agree that what's happened 720 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,176 to that family is tragic. 721 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,595 - Tragedies happen in families all the time. 722 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,804 I've lost my parents. 723 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:15,682 Shit happens. 724 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,022 - I kept this for you. 725 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:26,902 - It was a beautiful service. 726 00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:28,028 - Yeah, it was. 727 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,488 - Exactly how Mum wanted it. 728 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:34,910 - All the words, all the readings... 729 00:41:35,035 --> 00:41:36,536 all the songs. 730 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,005 - Thanks, Dad. - Yes, mate. 731 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,012 - What's this, happy hour? 732 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,389 - It was a lot happier before you came in. 733 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:57,474 What do you want? 734 00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:59,726 - I want to buy the pub. 735 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,228 - It's not for sale. - Slow down, Dad. 736 00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,480 Let's hear what he's got to say. 737 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:04,898 - We all know this is a dying trade 738 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,067 without proper financial backing. 739 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,402 - He's not wrong. - You keep out of this. 740 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,446 - But 50 places like this close down every month. 741 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,156 Luckily for you, 742 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,534 there's space in my portfolio for the Drovers. 743 00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:16,618 At a fair price. 744 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,828 - We don't need your money. 745 00:42:18,954 --> 00:42:20,539 - Oh, yeah, I heard. 746 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:24,543 You're going to try and brew your way out of this. 747 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:27,379 You know, creating a beer 748 00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:30,757 isn't like writing a cheesy pop song. 749 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:34,052 It took my family 140 years to perfect the perfect pint. 750 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:36,513 - Listen, you won a couple of prizes. 751 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:40,642 The way I see it, you put silk on a goat, 752 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,978 it's still a goat. 753 00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:44,437 - Is it? 754 00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:47,983 If you think you can do better, 755 00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:49,609 why don't you step up and be judged? 756 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,070 - Well, that's exactly what we are going to do, Edward. 757 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:55,824 So we'll see you at the CAMRA Regional Tastings. 758 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:57,909 How do you like that? 759 00:42:58,034 --> 00:42:59,452 - Looks like you're not the only one who flew 760 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,620 over the cuckoo's nest. 761 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:01,788 - Say that again. 762 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,290 - Leave it. 763 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,089 - You've broken my nose. 764 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,299 - No, mate. 765 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:13,883 Your mouth did that. 766 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:20,390 Well? 767 00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:22,350 - They charged me with ABH. 768 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:23,852 Bailed me till the end of the month. 769 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,729 - Sorry, lads. Best I could do. 770 00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:28,690 But you might want to calm things down 771 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,025 a little bit, yeah? 772 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:33,153 A bit of dogging here, violent assault there. 773 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,155 People are gonna talk, you know. 774 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,573 - We weren't dogging. 775 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,908 No, of course you weren't, mate. 776 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,370 Anyway, mind how you go, lads. 777 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:44,164 - Cheers, Jim. 778 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,248 - We weren't. 779 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:46,833 - Didn't say you were. 780 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,044 - Now, you've really got to try 781 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,004 and get your temper under control, Dad. 782 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,673 - Nothing wrong with my temper. 783 00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,676 Hey! Watch where you're going, 784 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,178 you prick! - You're the prick. 785 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,889 - Oh, yeah, that's good coming from a man dressed like a... 786 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,725 jelly baby. 787 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,101 That's not temper. 788 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,645 That's just being rude. 789 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,147 Come on, let's go home and get started. 790 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,231 - On what? 791 00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:12,317 - On the brew. 792 00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:14,402 I'm not having that bastard win another competition 793 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,363 and rub our noses in it. 794 00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:17,864 - Cool, Dad. 795 00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,247 - Look what I've found... 796 00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:27,874 going through your mother's things. 797 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,961 - What the hell is that? 798 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,215 - Granddad's brew stick. 799 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,510 - It's for stirring the wort with. 800 00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:39,594 It adds oxygen, 801 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,763 kick-starts the fungal yeast cells, 802 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,223 enhancing the flavours. 803 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,350 - Dad, this is going to take the beer to a whole new level. 804 00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:47,852 - Sorry, have you two gone mental? 805 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:51,022 We need to go to Pritchard, beg him to drop the charges, 806 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,441 and pray that he'll still buy this pub. 807 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,777 - We've got nothing to sell, Jake. 808 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,278 We'll be lucky if we leave this place 809 00:44:57,404 --> 00:45:00,156 with the fixtures and fittings. 810 00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,534 Now, look, we've got enough money to tide us over 811 00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:04,202 until the CAMRA tastings. 812 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:07,080 If that goes well, we qualify for the finals, 813 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,290 then we could easily attract some investment, 814 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,376 like Cal said. 815 00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,879 - Dad, Cal's beer wasn't fit for human consumption. 816 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,673 - Well, then we learn from his mistakes 817 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,675 until we get it right. 818 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,428 Your grandfather always used to say that beer 819 00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:25,473 is 90% water and 10% magic. 820 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:29,060 Ooooh! Abra-bloody-cadabra. 821 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:40,822 - Can't believe it has come to this. 822 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:43,825 Saturday night, and we're watching a drunk geriatric 823 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:46,703 walk aimlessly around in circles. 824 00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,414 - Standard night out with Paxman. 825 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:51,958 - But why can't we just use tap water like everyone else? 826 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,711 - Because great-granddad Ted said it doesn't make sense 827 00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:56,838 to brew a living beer with dead water. 828 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,381 - Yeah. - That's right. 829 00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,591 I mean, the chemical treatment process 830 00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:01,092 kills off all the bad stuff, 831 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,344 but also zaps the minerals and nutrients. 832 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,513 - Oh, me hands are twitchin'. 833 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:06,848 - It's 'cause you haven't had a drink yet. 834 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,184 The rod does not lie. 835 00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,435 Oh, there we go. 836 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,603 Yeah, this is where we dig. 837 00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,563 Just here. 838 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,398 - All right, well, if you can't beat them, 839 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,776 you might as well join them. 840 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,030 - Right there. 841 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,038 I think we're gonna need something sturdier than that, 842 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,998 - don't you? - Yeah. 843 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,750 Keep it coming, Harry. 844 00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:35,627 That's the way. 845 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,087 Keep it coming. 846 00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:39,172 Keep it coming. 847 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,715 That's the way. 848 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,135 Keep it coming, Harry. 849 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:49,933 Whoa there. 850 00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,061 - What was that? 851 00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:54,938 - I've got a good idea. 852 00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:56,648 - You need a new stick, mate. 853 00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,317 Well, if brains were taxed, 854 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:01,152 you lot would get a rebate! 855 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,029 You just cut the bloody electrics. 856 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,906 - Oh, sorry. 857 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,783 We were looking for the old spring. 858 00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,451 - Oh, why didn't you say? 859 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:10,745 Mum's house's always been on well water. 860 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:26,886 - Brewing basics. 861 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,644 - Do me a favour; 862 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:37,021 make sure you measure that sugar properly this time. 863 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:40,567 My body can't handle another five-day hangover. 864 00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:41,651 - I don't get it. 865 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:42,735 Why are we going to all the trouble 866 00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,153 of finding pure spring water 867 00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:45,446 filtered through local limestone, 868 00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:46,781 then you just go and dump a load 869 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,033 of old imported processed sugar in it? 870 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:51,327 - Well, the yeast have got to feed off something. 871 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,829 - Could use Dad's honey. 872 00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:54,873 - Actually, that's a good idea. 873 00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:57,417 That's what the monks used to do with their mead. 874 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:59,252 - I mean, we'd have to ask their permission. 875 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,588 - What, the monks? 876 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,922 - The bees. 877 00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:06,759 Now, remember, these are sensitive creatures, okay, 878 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:10,555 so if they get upset or feel offended, 879 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,140 the hive will swarm and vanish. 880 00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,642 So keep your distance. 881 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:20,064 And under no circumstances, swear or blaspheme. 882 00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,775 - That's half of my vocabulary gone. 883 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:28,740 - Hi, queen bee. 884 00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:32,452 - Hello, worker bees. 885 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,828 It's me Jake. 886 00:48:36,039 --> 00:48:40,126 Now I'm here to ask permission to use your precious honey 887 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,295 for our family ale. 888 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:46,758 Your gift to the world is pollinating flowers, 889 00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:48,760 ours is pollinating people. 890 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,766 - They're humming. 891 00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:57,810 That's a good sign. 892 00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,646 - Oh, good. Nice. 893 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,531 - Ow! Jesus Christ! 894 00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,158 The bee just bit me! 895 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,868 - Please tell me you did not just kill it. 896 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,994 - I hope I bloody did. 897 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,204 It bit me. 898 00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:18,081 - Shit, there's one on your shoulder. 899 00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:19,958 - What? - There's one on your shoulder. 900 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:21,042 - Just calm down. 901 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,585 Son of a bitch, that bloody hurt! 902 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:24,796 - Can everyone please stop swearing? 903 00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:26,798 That's still swearing. 904 00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:28,216 Well, since when were bees bilingual? 905 00:49:28,341 --> 00:49:29,467 - I can feel it. Get it out of there. 906 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,803 It's on me. - Okay. All right, calm down. 907 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,222 They're feeling your energy. 908 00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:36,474 Motherfucker! Ah! 909 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,309 - Oh, bollocks. - I'm covered in them. 910 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,061 - They're bloody swarming! 911 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:43,398 - Ah! Oh, my God! - Run! 912 00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:45,358 So it's a no from the bees then? 913 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,757 - Nice amber hue. - Yeah. 914 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:12,093 Mm. 915 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:14,554 Aroma ain't bad either. 916 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:17,807 Yeah I'm getting the, uh, the earthiness... the citrus.... 917 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,058 - What about the taste? 918 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:31,029 - Oh yeah. That holds up nicely, that. 919 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:36,534 Yeah, the sweetness of the honey is coming through, 920 00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:38,202 the pear drop ester notes, 921 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:45,334 and... a little hint of butterscotch. 922 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,503 Get your lips around that. 923 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,464 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 924 00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:58,765 Oh, that's lovely, that is. 925 00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,767 I'll tell you what. 926 00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,394 That is a pint your granddad would be proud of. 927 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,736 - Oh, shit. Abi. 928 00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:13,029 Come on, you. 929 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:14,405 Let's go and see if Miss Stockton 930 00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:15,656 will let you back in school. 931 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,741 - That's very nice, that is. 932 00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:18,868 I'm gonna have another little drop of that. 933 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,161 - You fill her up, Dad. 934 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,580 - I've got some good news. 935 00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:24,123 Now that you've had your assessment, 936 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,375 they are going to let you back to school. 937 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:27,835 - Awesome! 938 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,212 - But there are some ground rules. 939 00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,379 You have to take your meds, 940 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:31,464 okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 941 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,799 - And please, for me, 942 00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:34,509 try to hand your homework in on time. 943 00:51:34,634 --> 00:51:36,427 - Yeah. - Finished, okay? 944 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:37,929 You can't just stop in the middle of a sentence. 945 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:39,472 You have to reach a conclusion. 946 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,015 - Yeah, deal. 947 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:44,060 - And, Romy, no cutting Matilda's hair. 948 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,531 I hear you put Romy to work too. 949 00:51:56,656 --> 00:52:00,868 - Yeah, she's basically the boss now. 950 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,829 We're all just working for her. 951 00:52:02,954 --> 00:52:06,207 - Giving her something fun to focus on has clearly helped. 952 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:07,416 - It's helped me too. 953 00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:10,795 All of us, I think. 954 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,922 - I remember the first time I walked in here. 955 00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:18,803 - Yeah, a lot of firsts happened in this place. 956 00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:20,513 First gig. 957 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,140 First dance. 958 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:28,104 - First pint. - First pint. 959 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:31,107 Grandad's solstice special. 960 00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:34,360 - Mm. The longest day turned into the longest night of my life. 961 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,195 - Oh, I remember. 962 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,406 One pint in and you asked me to be your boyfriend. 963 00:52:38,531 --> 00:52:40,074 - Hm. You asked me. 964 00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,451 - No. No, that was definitely you. 965 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:45,204 - Must have been the beer talking. 966 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:48,749 - Must have been. - Hm... 967 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:53,171 - Anyway, if you hadn't asked, I would have done, so... 968 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:54,630 doesn't matter either way. 969 00:52:57,884 --> 00:52:59,135 - Better get going. 970 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,349 I listened to your song. 971 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,104 It was beautiful. 972 00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:30,374 Welcome to the first Grand Summer Fete 973 00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:34,045 and Campaign For Real Ale's regional tastings. 974 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:38,382 We're here to sample beer and boogie. 975 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:42,303 Nobody boogies better than local legends Hell's Bells. 976 00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:58,319 - Right, this is going on TikTok. 977 00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:07,703 - I love a man in uniform. 978 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,163 - You love anything with a pulse. 979 00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,224 - Let's hope their beer is better than their dancing. 980 00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:29,850 - Oh come on, Ed. It's just a bit of fun. 981 00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,646 - Fun will be seeing that thug locked up in prison. 982 00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:49,245 Could all local brewers 983 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,372 and real ale enthusiasts 984 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:53,416 please make their way to the main tent 985 00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:56,085 for CAMRA's Regional Tastings. 986 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:00,798 - Here they come. 987 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:02,550 - Oh, The Drovers! 988 00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:04,552 Worst pub in Britain 989 00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:06,429 - competing for the best beer. - Yeah. 990 00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:09,515 - You pride yourselves as real ale enthusiasts. 991 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,892 Well, this is as real as it gets. 992 00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:13,811 Brewed on the Drovers Arms premises, 993 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:16,063 using locally sourced natural ingredients 994 00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:18,065 and 100% homemade. 995 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,358 - Like the cottage pie? 996 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,068 - This one's not from the freezer. 997 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,070 - This one's from the heart. 998 00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:24,530 - So which of you is the brewer? 999 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,574 - It's a family affair. 1000 00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:28,034 And what's the beer called? 1001 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,744 - Drovers. 1002 00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:33,205 - Well, let's hope the taste is more inspired than the name. 1003 00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:47,595 - They look well out of their depth. 1004 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,679 - Uh, the Harleys would be out of their depth 1005 00:55:48,763 --> 00:55:49,764 in a drip tray. 1006 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,985 - Thank you. 1007 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,445 We wish you the best of luck. 1008 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:08,657 - All right. 1009 00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:09,742 - Nice, this one. 1010 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:10,826 - Afternoon, ladies. 1011 00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,036 What's passed your lips today? 1012 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,120 - That's a bit forward, Wilf. 1013 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:14,538 - I've told you, Dawn, I'm not interested. 1014 00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:15,623 It's your mum I'm after. 1015 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:16,707 Well... 1016 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,834 - You should try the Drovers' new brew. 1017 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:22,338 Slips down like a homesick mole. 1018 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,299 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1019 00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:28,344 We have sipped, sucked and savoured 1020 00:56:28,469 --> 00:56:31,055 some absolutely barnstorming beers today. 1021 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:35,309 - So let's hop to it and get to the first category, 1022 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,186 Best Bitter. 1023 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:40,106 Representing the Southwest in the national final 1024 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:42,900 for the third year running with their latest offering, 1025 00:56:43,025 --> 00:56:44,443 Hoppy-Go-Lucky, 1026 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,196 is our local legends, Pritchard's Brewery. 1027 00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:57,998 - And representing the Southwest in the Special Bitter Category, 1028 00:56:58,124 --> 00:56:59,542 it is Hoptamystic. 1029 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,008 - Moving on now to the category of Mild, 1030 00:57:08,134 --> 00:57:09,802 but by no means meek... 1031 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:14,181 - Representing the Southwest in this year's national final 1032 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:15,891 at their first attempt-- 1033 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,226 I can't quite believe I'm saying this 1034 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:19,437 but credit where credit's due-- 1035 00:57:19,562 --> 00:57:22,314 brewed right here in this very village 1036 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,608 from the Drovers Arms Brewery, it is Drovers! 1037 00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:28,821 - Go on, Mick! 1038 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,490 - Oh, my God! 1039 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,745 - We look forward to seeing all the winners 1040 00:57:36,871 --> 00:57:39,165 at the national final in London. 1041 00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:40,916 - Oi, look. 1042 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:42,835 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1043 00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:43,919 - Hey, Edward. 1044 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,838 I guess we see you in the Big Smoke. 1045 00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,507 - I'll see you in the back of a prison van more like. 1046 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:49,884 Are you hoping to join your father? 1047 00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,093 Maybe you could get a family room. 1048 00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:53,179 - Ed, that's enough. 1049 00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:54,763 - I don't know why you're defending the competition. 1050 00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:56,056 - They're not competition. 1051 00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,224 You're all in different categories. 1052 00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:58,517 You're all winners. 1053 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:01,520 - I'm getting a bit sick of this. 1054 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,026 - Sorry. 1055 00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:18,704 - Paxman? 1056 00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,289 - Yeah? 1057 00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:23,250 - Can you help me with my homework, please? 1058 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,461 - Thought you'd been sacked from school. 1059 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:27,713 - No, they let me back in. 1060 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,465 - What's the question? 1061 00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:32,218 - Well we're working on Romeo and Juliet. 1062 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:33,844 Love or hate? 1063 00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:34,970 Which is stronger? 1064 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:39,141 - Hmm... Family feud versus young love. 1065 00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:40,226 - How young? 1066 00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:42,353 - Well, Juliet was 13. 1067 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:43,437 - Do you not think she's a bit young 1068 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,647 for all that love stuff? 1069 00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,357 - Yeah. 1070 00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:49,401 First you're too young, next thing you know, 1071 00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:51,445 you're too bloody old. 1072 00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:58,077 When the time comes, Romy, don't fanny about. 1073 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,287 That's my advice. 1074 00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:07,836 - We should get going, Dad. - Yeah, I know. 1075 00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:10,130 Just getting in a bit of a pickle with this here. 1076 00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:12,424 Your mum used to do my tie. 1077 00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:15,344 I get this far, and then it all goes reels of cotton. 1078 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,054 - Okay. 1079 00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,014 Let's have a go. 1080 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,687 - You still love Abi, don't you? 1081 00:59:27,398 --> 00:59:28,774 - I never stopped, Dad. 1082 00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:33,320 I'm not good enough for her. 1083 00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:36,115 - Of course, you are. 1084 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,825 I know you've been to hell and back, mate, 1085 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,327 but you're a better man for it. 1086 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:41,704 Look what you've done there. 1087 00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:44,039 I look like a bloody teddy boy. 1088 00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:45,749 - You look great. Come on. 1089 00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:00,347 - Will the accused please stand? 1090 01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:05,352 Michael Harley, you've been found guilty of assault, 1091 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:08,939 occasioning actual bodily harm. 1092 01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:11,191 We have taken into account your early guilty plea. 1093 01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:13,902 It is acknowledged by the court. 1094 01:00:14,028 --> 01:00:17,031 Sadly, the level of violent intent you showed 1095 01:00:17,156 --> 01:00:18,741 cannot be ignored. 1096 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:23,746 I therefore sentence you to six months in prison... 1097 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,626 suspended for two years. 1098 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,180 How old were you when you first met Nana? 1099 01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,390 I was 25. 1100 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:46,560 Cost me eight quid to get into Glastonbury that year. 1101 01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,646 That was the best money I ever spent. 1102 01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:52,524 Van Morrison was top of the bill. 1103 01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:56,445 But the real headline act was your grandmother. 1104 01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:01,617 On the way back, me and a few mates, 1105 01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:04,953 we stopped off here to watch the sunrise. 1106 01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:07,539 But I saw something much more beautiful. 1107 01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:13,671 Your Nana, my Sarah, she was right there, 1108 01:01:13,796 --> 01:01:17,549 singing and dancing with a bunch of her friends. 1109 01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:20,761 After a while, we got talking. 1110 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:22,763 We didn't stop for 40 years. 1111 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,686 Look at that view though. 1112 01:01:28,811 --> 01:01:30,354 That doesn't change. 1113 01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:33,691 Looks like time stood still. 1114 01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:37,820 It's just a shame that life couldn't, isn't it? 1115 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:48,288 Can you hold that, love? 1116 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,297 - Love you, Mum. 1117 01:02:02,928 --> 01:02:04,972 - You fly free, my songbird. 1118 01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:38,172 Mum, not everyone in this village 1119 01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:39,423 is having an affair. 1120 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:41,216 - Oh, there's more to it than meets the eye. 1121 01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:43,051 - How about that Mary? - Harry? 1122 01:02:43,177 --> 01:02:45,137 - Goes to church. - Churchgoer? Less church, 1123 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,014 - more goer, if you ask me. - Harry! 1124 01:02:47,139 --> 01:02:48,348 Look at those finger bouquets 1125 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,100 she provides for the cricket. 1126 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,109 - Why is the barrel hatch open? 1127 01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,819 - What? 1128 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,238 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. 1129 01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:18,128 Bastards. 1130 01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:34,686 - Here. Drink some water. 1131 01:03:34,812 --> 01:03:36,980 - No, scotch. 1132 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,941 - Really? - Yeah, scotch. 1133 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,828 It's all destroyed. 1134 01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:54,164 Mash tun, fermenter. 1135 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,500 Done the lot. 1136 01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:58,627 - The brew? 1137 01:03:58,752 --> 01:03:59,878 - Dregs. 1138 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,006 - Grandpa! 1139 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:04,508 - Dad? Dad! Hey! 1140 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:05,801 - Hey, hey, hey! 1141 01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:06,885 - Jake, call an ambulance. 1142 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,428 - They'll take too long. 1143 01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,222 Grandpa. 1144 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,186 - It's all right, Roms. Roms? 1145 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:19,815 - I need an access code for a DFIB machine, please. 1146 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:23,777 Zero, six. 1147 01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:24,903 Romy, sweetheart, 1148 01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:27,155 I need you to get back from it, okay? 1149 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:30,117 We've got an ambulance on the way, okay? 1150 01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:32,160 Everything will be okay, I promise you. 1151 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,643 Just to let you know, 1152 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:59,313 the surgeon's doing an emergency coronary angioplasty 1153 01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,231 to improve the blood supply to his heart. 1154 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,067 If his condition stabilizes, she'll insert a stent. 1155 01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:05,277 - If? 1156 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,280 - He's receiving the best medical care. 1157 01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:11,992 I'll keep you informed of any developments. 1158 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,285 Thank you. 1159 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,792 - Hello? 1160 01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:21,960 - Hey, Cal. It's Dawn. 1161 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,879 Uh, Dawn Higgins. - Hey. 1162 01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:25,631 - Look, it's probably nothing but, uh, 1163 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,633 I saw Harry coming out the back of the Drovers earlier, 1164 01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:29,593 and I just-- he looked well shifty. 1165 01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:30,719 - What? 1166 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,221 - I just thought you should know. 1167 01:05:33,347 --> 01:05:34,389 Oh-- 1168 01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:41,355 - Cal? 1169 01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:43,941 Cal! 1170 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:58,121 - If my dad dies, you've got blood on your hands. 1171 01:05:58,205 --> 01:05:59,206 - Don't know what you're talking about, mate. 1172 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,290 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1173 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,209 - Get out of it, Wilf! - All right. 1174 01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:03,877 - When he saw the cellar had been vandalised, 1175 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,796 he had a heart attack. 1176 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,675 That beer was all we had. 1177 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,343 And now he's fighting for his life, 1178 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,095 lying on an operating table. 1179 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,139 - I--I'm sorry, Cal. 1180 01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:17,224 But what's this got to do with me? 1181 01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:18,517 - Don't! 1182 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:22,521 Someone saw you, Harry, 1183 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,147 sneaking out the back of the pub. 1184 01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:25,649 - Is that true? 1185 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,818 - Why? 1186 01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:28,944 You can't still be jealous. 1187 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:30,028 Tell me why 1188 01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,530 I shouldn't press charges. - Cal-- 1189 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:33,448 - Tell me why I shouldn't destroy your life 1190 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:34,700 like you destroyed ours. 1191 01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:36,243 - Cal, I've got a family-- - Tell me, Harry! 1192 01:06:36,368 --> 01:06:38,078 - Pritchard paid me. 1193 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:39,496 He's drunk. 1194 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:40,914 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 1195 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,124 - You lying prick. 1196 01:06:42,249 --> 01:06:44,084 - Tread very carefully, Harry. 1197 01:06:45,836 --> 01:06:48,338 I had nothing to do with this. 1198 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,424 I give you my word. 1199 01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:52,426 - See, the thing is, 1200 01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,261 we all know what your word is worth. 1201 01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:57,597 And while a lot of things have changed round here 1202 01:06:57,723 --> 01:07:00,726 whilst I've been gone, you... 1203 01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:02,394 you're just the same lying, 1204 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,147 cheating little rat you have always been. 1205 01:07:12,446 --> 01:07:14,990 - Abi, I had nothing to do-- - Don't. 1206 01:07:27,586 --> 01:07:28,879 - Cal! - Come on. 1207 01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:30,422 - Talk to me. 1208 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,259 Just let me take you. 1209 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,186 - I was just starting to get to know him again. 1210 01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:50,442 Why do we always leave things until it's too late? 1211 01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:53,320 - It's not. 1212 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,827 Jake. 1213 01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:03,872 - I'm pleased to say your father's operation 1214 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:06,208 was a success. 1215 01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:09,461 We're now going to move him down to the critical care ward. 1216 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,921 - Thank you. 1217 01:08:32,818 --> 01:08:34,861 This song brings back a lot of memories. 1218 01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:37,072 - Hey. - Hey. 1219 01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:39,032 Which one you looking at? 1220 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,867 - I remember that night. 1221 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,536 Like it was yesterday. 1222 01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:45,288 God, I was so nervous. 1223 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:48,917 - I was a sucker for a guy with a guitar. 1224 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,585 - Probably shouldn't have sold mine then. 1225 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:57,300 - We look so young. 1226 01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:03,515 We look happy. 1227 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,891 - We were. 1228 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,522 I've wasted so much time. 1229 01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:15,735 I don't want to waste any more. 1230 01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:46,308 Morning. 1231 01:09:46,433 --> 01:09:47,434 - Morning. 1232 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:55,025 - Uncle Cal, do you know... 1233 01:09:55,150 --> 01:09:57,319 Oh. Hello, miss. 1234 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:00,280 - Hi, Romy. 1235 01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:08,580 - We're so in trouble. 1236 01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:16,296 - Um, I'll leave this just here. 1237 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,547 It's my homework. 1238 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,759 On time. 1239 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,052 It's love, by the way. 1240 01:10:22,177 --> 01:10:23,637 Not hate. 1241 01:10:23,762 --> 01:10:25,222 - What is? 1242 01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,848 - Romeo and Juliet. 1243 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:36,107 Oh, don't fanny about. 1244 01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:37,567 That's the conclusion. 1245 01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,744 - Yeah... 1246 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,246 Uh-huh... 1247 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:52,791 All right. 1248 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,376 Okay, thank you. 1249 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,379 - What'd they say? 1250 01:10:57,504 --> 01:10:59,547 - It doesn't matter that we've qualified for the finals. 1251 01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:00,966 They're not going to give us a business loan 1252 01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:02,342 for a new microbrewery. 1253 01:11:07,973 --> 01:11:09,891 - What about a crowdfunding page? 1254 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:11,685 People raise thousands that way. 1255 01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:14,604 - We don't have enough time, miss. 1256 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,481 - Yeah. 1257 01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:17,941 We need to start brewing by the end of the week 1258 01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:21,528 to even have a chance of having a beer ready on time. 1259 01:11:21,653 --> 01:11:23,655 Forget about the competition. 1260 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:24,739 It's over. 1261 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,241 We've run out of road. 1262 01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:29,327 The pub's not sustainable. 1263 01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:49,472 All right, let's do this! 1264 01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:56,396 Gather round. 1265 01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:58,773 God gave us two hands. 1266 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,776 One to help ourselves. 1267 01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:04,195 The second to help others. 1268 01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:05,864 - And we're here to help. 1269 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:11,536 - I'm truly sorry for what I did. 1270 01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:14,122 I want to help put things right. 1271 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,665 So, we've had a chat, 1272 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:19,878 and the village would like to buy you a new brewing kit. 1273 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:30,263 Pritchard was trying to persuade us to invest 1274 01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:32,724 in a racehorse syndicate. 1275 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,602 - But we'd rather invest close to home. 1276 01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:37,145 - There's six thousand five hundred 1277 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,689 and four pounds there. 1278 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,191 - I don't know what to say. 1279 01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:44,194 This is... this is so generous. 1280 01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:47,364 Thank you. All of you. 1281 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:50,533 But um, you see to get a brewing kit 1282 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:54,746 that's capable of producing the volume that we need... 1283 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,873 you're looking at 15 grand. 1284 01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:58,708 - Fifteen? 1285 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,418 I'll make up the rest. 1286 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:05,006 Pointless it gathering dust under me mattress. 1287 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:08,301 - Paxman, that's almost nine grand. 1288 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:12,097 - Eight thousand four hundred and ninety six to be exact. 1289 01:13:12,222 --> 01:13:13,348 - Why would you do that? 1290 01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:16,434 - I'm barred from every pub from Minehead to Mendip. 1291 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:18,603 Where else am I gonna get a bloody pint? 1292 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,438 Right, that's right. 1293 01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,363 - Hey, Grandpa. 1294 01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:30,448 - Hello, sweetheart. 1295 01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:33,535 - How are you feeling? 1296 01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,495 - Much better. Ready to come home. 1297 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:40,041 What the bloody hell have you come as? 1298 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,584 Am I back on the morphine? 1299 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:44,462 - We needed a compelling marketing story for the beer 1300 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,714 that resonates with our family history. 1301 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,425 - What, that we're all barking mad? 1302 01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:50,301 - That we're descendants of drovers. 1303 01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:53,513 - Dad, every successful brand has a story, 1304 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:56,266 and ours goes back two hundred years. 1305 01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,810 - So we're going to take the traditional route to market 1306 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:01,646 and show those CAMRA judges what we're all about. 1307 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,482 - Your mother would be so proud of you two 1308 01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:06,276 coming together like this. 1309 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:08,445 - That's it. 1310 01:14:08,570 --> 01:14:11,906 That's what we should rename the beer to. 1311 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:19,247 I feel like a medieval Uber driver. 1312 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,054 This outfit suits you, you know? 1313 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:37,265 We look like extras from Poldark. 1314 01:14:39,434 --> 01:14:41,060 Are we going to have to pay congestion charge? 1315 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:42,145 - I don't know what the law is, 1316 01:14:42,270 --> 01:14:44,731 but I don't think we can ride in the dark. 1317 01:14:44,856 --> 01:14:46,441 I feel like we should have left a bit earlier. 1318 01:14:46,566 --> 01:14:48,776 Yeah, we didn't really think this through, did we? 1319 01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,278 - I hope these horses have got night vision, 1320 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:51,946 'cause I can't see a bloody thing. 1321 01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:55,408 This must have been what it was like 1322 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:58,703 for our ancestors, hundreds of years ago. 1323 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,873 - Do you ever wish you were born back then? 1324 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,334 Sometimes I think the simpler life 1325 01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:05,668 would have suited me better. 1326 01:15:06,628 --> 01:15:08,671 - Now you're forgetting the... the work houses, 1327 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,884 debtors prisons... 1328 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,345 public hangings... 1329 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,429 potato famine. 1330 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,056 - Apart from them. 1331 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,641 - The clap, that was rife... 1332 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,309 - Fuck's sake! 1333 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,686 - Cholera. 1334 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,939 Even a glass of water could have killed you. 1335 01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:27,148 - They would have thrown me into Bedlam 1336 01:15:27,273 --> 01:15:29,317 before you could say happy pill. 1337 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,902 - You know I probably still would have ended up 1338 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:33,196 married to a lunatic. 1339 01:15:33,321 --> 01:15:35,114 - Sorry about all that, man. 1340 01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:39,452 - I can see how she could leave me. 1341 01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:45,500 I can't understand how she could leave Romy. 1342 01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:48,419 - You're a great dad. 1343 01:15:51,548 --> 01:15:55,343 - Yeah, she's just pleased her Uncle Cal is here. 1344 01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:56,594 We all are. 1345 01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:01,474 - Love you, too. - I didn't say that. 1346 01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:08,773 - Well, Drovers seem to be making quite a stir 1347 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,692 with the real ale community. 1348 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,776 What's up, Instagram? 1349 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,069 Here we are in the Big Smoke. 1350 01:16:13,194 --> 01:16:14,320 - What the hell are they thinking? 1351 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,405 They're saying they're following 1352 01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:17,782 a traditional route to market. 1353 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:21,119 Yeah. They're getting loads of likes. 1354 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,204 Oh, comments and shares. 1355 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:25,790 - It's a Real Ale Awards, not a fancy dress competition. 1356 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,917 - Just keep the beer flowing. 1357 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,252 - Did you just like that? 1358 01:16:29,377 --> 01:16:31,796 - Not me. Me finger slipped. 1359 01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:42,307 - Afternoon. 1360 01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:44,434 - Hi. - Drovers Arms, tag us! 1361 01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:57,155 Mm. 1362 01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:02,577 - Ah, God, this looks good. Where's the bar? 1363 01:17:02,702 --> 01:17:03,745 - Good afternoon. 1364 01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:08,499 Welcome to the 35th Great British CAMRA Real Ale Awards. 1365 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,668 Today for the first time ever, 1366 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:14,005 two rival pubs from Birchbury, Somerset. 1367 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,174 The Drovers Arms and the George Inn 1368 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:19,385 will be competing against each other to be crowned 1369 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:22,722 Champion Beer of Britain Award winner. 1370 01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:24,474 Well, in a small village like yours, 1371 01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:26,851 I imagine rivalries run deep. 1372 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,186 Is this something of a grudge match? 1373 01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:29,312 - One that goes all the way back 1374 01:17:29,437 --> 01:17:31,856 to the Pitchfork Rebellion of 1685. 1375 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,233 - Uh, yeah. Edward Pritchard's ancestors 1376 01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:35,652 were loyal to the crown, but peasants like us 1377 01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:37,111 said bollocks to the bluebloods. 1378 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:38,780 - Yeah, and give it to the posh knobheads. 1379 01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:40,365 - Yeah, yeah, and that's exactly 1380 01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:42,116 what we're going to do again today. 1381 01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:43,826 - Yeah! 1382 01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:45,203 - Who are ya?! 1383 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,829 Who are ya?! Who are ya?! 1384 01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:47,955 Who are ya?! 1385 01:17:48,081 --> 01:17:52,043 Who are ya?! Who are ya?! Who are ya?! 1386 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,712 - Obviously this competition means an awful lot 1387 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:56,673 to the good people of Somerset. 1388 01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:58,174 Back to you in the studio. 1389 01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:00,093 - It's not just a competition. 1390 01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:02,720 Beer has played a crucial and underrated role 1391 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,514 in the propagation of our species. 1392 01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:05,723 - In what way, Paxman? 1393 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,976 - By helping ugly people have sex since 32 BC. 1394 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:13,523 This thing go a little faster? 1395 01:18:13,648 --> 01:18:16,150 Oh, all right, you're a bit close, mate. 1396 01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:17,235 - Where the hell are they? 1397 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,903 They were meant to be here an hour ago. 1398 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,154 - You got maps on your phone? 1399 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:21,489 I don't know where we're going. 1400 01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,908 It's like a wardrobe on wheels. 1401 01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,201 Sorry, sorry, cheers, sorry. - Thank you. 1402 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:26,285 Sorry. 1403 01:18:26,411 --> 01:18:27,912 - Come on, come on! 1404 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,497 - How long we got? 1405 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,082 - Uh, 20 minutes. 1406 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:32,500 This is your final call-- 1407 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,919 - No. Keeps going to voicemail. 1408 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,963 They haven't posted for ages either. 1409 01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:39,799 - When they fail to win anything and the pub gets repossessed, 1410 01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:43,010 I'm going to buy it at auction and just leave it empty. 1411 01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:44,470 - Why would you do that? 1412 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,013 - So when those turncoats get thirsty 1413 01:18:46,097 --> 01:18:47,098 and come knocking at my door, 1414 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,433 I can tell them all with great pleasure 1415 01:18:48,558 --> 01:18:49,809 they're barred. 1416 01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:51,436 - Looking for signs for Olympia. 1417 01:18:51,561 --> 01:18:53,062 The horses know we're lost. 1418 01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:54,731 - Yeah we've gone the wrong way. 1419 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:56,566 - There's still no sign of them, eh? 1420 01:18:56,691 --> 01:18:57,692 - No I checked the car park. 1421 01:18:57,817 --> 01:18:59,569 - Of course, you did. 1422 01:18:59,694 --> 01:19:01,279 - They better hurry up. 1423 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:03,448 Judges are going to start tasting soon. 1424 01:19:03,573 --> 01:19:05,324 - That is like a hug in a glass. 1425 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:06,409 That is rich. 1426 01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:07,618 It has caramel notes. 1427 01:19:07,744 --> 01:19:10,288 It's really, um, arousing. 1428 01:19:11,581 --> 01:19:12,999 - Yeah, that's what it is. 1429 01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:14,167 - Sign. Olympia. There it is. 1430 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,668 There, there, there. - I see there. 1431 01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:17,962 - Excitement is mounting as we wait 1432 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:21,340 for the results of the Champion British Beer of the year. 1433 01:19:21,466 --> 01:19:23,634 I have alongside me the two-time 1434 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,012 Supreme Beer of Britain winner, 1435 01:19:26,137 --> 01:19:28,347 Edward Pritchard of Pritchard's Brewery. 1436 01:19:28,473 --> 01:19:29,932 Do you think you can be the first brewer 1437 01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:31,309 to win the triple crown? 1438 01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,644 - Let's just say I'm looking forward to making history. 1439 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:37,899 - Excuse me; you can't park a vehicle here. 1440 01:19:38,024 --> 01:19:40,568 - Well, that's not a vehicle, mate. 1441 01:19:40,693 --> 01:19:42,361 It's a horse. 1442 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:44,280 - That is a master class in balance. 1443 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:45,615 The bitterness, the sweetness. 1444 01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:47,074 It's like walking a tightrope. 1445 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,160 There's a sense of danger. - Yes, yes, yes. 1446 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:51,621 But there's also a sense of safety in there, too. 1447 01:19:51,746 --> 01:19:52,914 Like, if I fell, 1448 01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:54,499 I know there's a bunch of firemen 1449 01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:56,584 waiting to catch me with their big trampoline. 1450 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:57,919 - My thoughts exactly. 1451 01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:00,254 A massive trampoline. 1452 01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:02,215 Massive firemen. - Massive firemen. 1453 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:05,468 Sorry. 1454 01:20:07,178 --> 01:20:10,056 - Drovers Arms. You're late. 1455 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,140 What held you up? 1456 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:12,475 Highwaymen? 1457 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,768 - No, we got lost. 1458 01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:14,852 Okay, we got really lost 1459 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:16,687 and then we woke up late this morning 1460 01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:18,606 and the horses needed water and... 1461 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:19,690 just a little bit nervous. 1462 01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:22,109 Do you mind if I just... 1463 01:20:25,071 --> 01:20:26,113 Oh, that's really nice, that is. 1464 01:20:26,239 --> 01:20:27,657 - Shut up. 1465 01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:29,617 - Technically, you-- 1466 01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:32,578 - Technically, you're disqualified. 1467 01:20:32,662 --> 01:20:33,663 If we bend the rules for you, 1468 01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,623 we have to bend them for everyone else. 1469 01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:41,003 - Um, we know that your time is precious, 1470 01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,756 but know we've--we've come a long way both emotionally 1471 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:46,884 and geographically to brew this for you. 1472 01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:50,012 And yeah, we might have fallen a bit flat, 1473 01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,181 but this beer hasn't. 1474 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,016 It's good. 1475 01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:55,977 It's really bloody good. 1476 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,618 - He may be dressed like a pauper, 1477 01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:14,370 but are you ready to live like one? 1478 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,955 - Cal may not be a millionaire, 1479 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,915 but at least he's not morally bankrupt. 1480 01:21:19,834 --> 01:21:21,043 Prat. 1481 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:32,388 - Mmm, that is disappointing, Jeremy. 1482 01:21:32,513 --> 01:21:34,098 - It's too immature. 1483 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,933 - I don't think it knows what it is yet. 1484 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,310 - Yeah, at the same time, it's too much. 1485 01:21:37,435 --> 01:21:38,853 - Mm. - I like jam. 1486 01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:40,354 I don't want to be chased by wasps. 1487 01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:41,981 - Exactly. It's--it's, um... 1488 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:43,065 It's... 1489 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:44,901 - Shite. - That's what it is. 1490 01:21:45,026 --> 01:21:46,986 It's officially shite. 1491 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,070 Could all competitors 1492 01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:50,197 please go to the awards area. 1493 01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:52,867 The prize ceremony is about to commence. 1494 01:22:07,006 --> 01:22:09,300 - Good afternoon, everyone. 1495 01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:12,470 We are gathered today to acknowledge the very best 1496 01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:15,514 in the British brewing world. 1497 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,892 - Yes, those wizards of the wort, 1498 01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,145 the malt magicians who turn water into wonderment 1499 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,314 and hops into happiness! 1500 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,650 - Yay! 1501 01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:27,318 - So without further ado, 1502 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:30,780 this year's Champion Beer of Britain winners are... 1503 01:22:30,905 --> 01:22:32,615 In the Golden category, 1504 01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:35,034 Pint of No Return, Ironwood Ales. 1505 01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:51,258 - In the Bitter category, Best Bitter... 1506 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:52,426 Hoppy-Go-Lucky, 1507 01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:53,594 Pritchard's Brewery. - Yay! 1508 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,888 - Come on. Yes! 1509 01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,391 - Smug git. 1510 01:23:00,226 --> 01:23:01,519 - Thank you. 1511 01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:09,110 - Strong Bitter, Village Idiot, Barley There Brewery. 1512 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,240 Speciality, Hopmen of the Apocalypse, 1513 01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:15,574 Bingham's Brewery. 1514 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:20,955 Stouts--Malt Fiction, Grumpy Geezer Ales! 1515 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:27,628 - And in the Mild category... 1516 01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:33,259 - Mother's Pride, 1517 01:23:33,384 --> 01:23:34,927 The Drovers Arms Brewery! 1518 01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,015 - Yes, get in! 1519 01:23:43,561 --> 01:23:45,187 - We couldn't have done this without you, mate. 1520 01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:50,192 Oh, well done. 1521 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:52,069 Well done, my darling. 1522 01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:01,454 - Chuffed! 1523 01:24:01,579 --> 01:24:04,331 - Well, congratulations to all our winners 1524 01:24:04,457 --> 01:24:07,793 and heartfelt sympathies to all our losers. 1525 01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:12,882 But there can only be one supreme champion today. 1526 01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:16,052 Our judges were unanimous in their voting. 1527 01:24:16,177 --> 01:24:19,013 Everyone agreed that the appearance, 1528 01:24:19,138 --> 01:24:23,726 the aroma and the flavour of this beer were truly unique. 1529 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,853 - So it is with great satisfaction 1530 01:24:25,978 --> 01:24:27,104 to award this year's 1531 01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:30,107 Supreme Champion Beer of Britain Award... 1532 01:24:33,319 --> 01:24:34,320 to The Drovers Arms, 1533 01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:36,197 for their mild ale, Mother's Pride. 1534 01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,620 - That's amazing. 1535 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,751 - Well, that was light work. 1536 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:52,671 - Um, first of all, 1537 01:24:52,797 --> 01:24:54,548 we need to thank the Drovers Army. 1538 01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:58,052 - We love you. 1539 01:24:58,177 --> 01:25:01,388 - You guys, you... you know what you did 1540 01:25:01,514 --> 01:25:04,642 and it won't be forgotten. 1541 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:09,814 Secondly, every art form needs a source of inspiration 1542 01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:12,525 and brewing is no different. 1543 01:25:12,650 --> 01:25:16,362 - Mother's Pride is bold, authentic, 1544 01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:19,657 daring and full of heart. 1545 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,826 Our mum was all of those things 1546 01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:24,286 and that is why we're dedicating this 1547 01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:26,622 and our beer to her. 1548 01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,124 - We're just sorry that she couldn't be here 1549 01:25:28,249 --> 01:25:30,918 to sink a pint with us today. 1550 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,211 Thank you. - Thanks. 1551 01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:43,472 - There is no conspiracy, Edward. 1552 01:25:43,597 --> 01:25:45,307 The fact is, Hoppy-Go-Lucky 1553 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:47,852 was not as good as your previous offerings. 1554 01:25:47,977 --> 01:25:50,062 - Maybe you should focus on making beer 1555 01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:52,148 rather than making history. 1556 01:25:52,273 --> 01:25:53,440 - You're going to regret this. 1557 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,902 - Not as much as you. 1558 01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:59,238 You are barred from these awards. 1559 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:02,575 - Oh please, Pritchard's Brewery is the awards. 1560 01:26:04,869 --> 01:26:06,120 Come on, let's go. 1561 01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:08,998 - Oh, sod off, you twat, and go and brew some cider. 1562 01:26:14,295 --> 01:26:17,173 - Everyone, this is David Schumer. 1563 01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,883 - Congratulations. 1564 01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:22,219 - He's a leading craft beer investor. 1565 01:26:23,888 --> 01:26:27,099 - I can see you're talented and passionate about brewing. 1566 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:28,517 You've done a great job on social media 1567 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,060 building your brand. 1568 01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:33,147 My expertise is financial. 1569 01:26:33,272 --> 01:26:35,691 I run profitable and successful breweries 1570 01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:37,860 and I'd like to do that with you. 1571 01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:39,612 - So how much you offering? 1572 01:26:39,737 --> 01:26:42,865 It will be a considerable investment 1573 01:26:42,990 --> 01:26:45,701 to reach a much wider consumer base. 1574 01:26:45,826 --> 01:26:47,411 - I mean that sounds great, 1575 01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:50,915 but, um, well, this is a community beer. 1576 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:53,042 - Mm-hmm. - Brewed in the village. 1577 01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:54,293 - Owned by the village. 1578 01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:57,379 - So we have to run it past our partners first. 1579 01:26:57,504 --> 01:26:59,715 - Sure. When--when can I meet them? 1580 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:03,260 - Uh, well, how about now? 1581 01:27:04,511 --> 01:27:06,263 - Cheers! 1582 01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:35,311 - Whoo! 1583 01:28:35,436 --> 01:28:36,854 - Let me hear you say! 1584 01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:00,252 - Thank you! 1585 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:16,435 - Hey! Bloody motorists! 1586 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,479 I'm trying to save the planet! 1587 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:24,777 Oh, shit.