1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:08,759 "The next morning, Ginger returned to that edge, 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,762 "waiting, hay gnashing between her teeth. 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,472 "As she raised the gun, she measured the weight 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,683 of her heavy body against the promise of a final end." 5 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,686 [applause] 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:25,776 Okay, so your story was in the style of Sylvia Plath, 7 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,528 and it was about... 8 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:29,655 Suicidal horses. 9 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,532 They were horses! 10 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,534 That explains so much. 11 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,537 Okay, I was a little thrown off 12 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,664 because Ginger had the gun. 13 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:42,793 And Piper worked at the travel agency. 14 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,045 -Right. -Great. Nice work, Maya. 15 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,297 We are done for today. Good. 16 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,132 -That was fun. -Good shit, Grg. 17 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,343 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Spooner, is that my watch? 18 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,470 Yeah, you gave it to me the other night 19 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,013 when we were partying, and I taught you how to reset 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,723 your phone's ringtone to something cool. 21 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,850 There is no way I would have given you that watch. 22 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,062 That's Spooner's watch. 23 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:04,063 So, I'm giving it to Spooner right now. 24 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,694 Let's get some beers. Yay-yuh! 25 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:09,903 I still want it back. 26 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,364 -Oh. -Hey, did you see Tommy today? 27 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,657 No, I didn't. 28 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:14,866 Thank you. 29 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,743 I didn't hate class today, Mr. Russo. 30 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,829 Oh, thank you, Ronni, that's very kind-- 31 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,539 -Now, she's gone. -She's right. I peep a new swag. 32 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,417 Well, got a solid eight hours last night. 33 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,668 [Eva] Well, you don't have to be shy. 34 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,545 You either got something or you gave something. 35 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,589 I didn't-- I wasn't getting or giving. 36 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,424 Just-- Just sleeping. 37 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,051 -Well, keep it up, shawty. -Okay, Eva. Bye. 38 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,013 [♪ mellow music playing] 39 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,598 Rooster! 40 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,015 Tommy! You weren't in class. 41 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,184 Yeah, sorry, I had an emergency. 42 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,394 Oh. What's going on? 43 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,521 Didn't think you'd ask a follow-up. 44 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,607 -Learn to lie, young man. -Okay. 45 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,235 [♪ mellow music continues] 46 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,612 Madam. 47 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:54,615 I thought you'd enjoy a hot cup au chocolát. 48 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,866 Are you insane? We're at work. 49 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,201 Why not just get a neon sign that says, 50 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,578 "Cristle put her finger in my butt." 51 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,705 -That was your finger? -[Walt] Greg, join us. 52 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,706 Take it. 53 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:03,999 Say they're both yours. 54 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:06,918 Go. 55 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,211 -These are both mine. -[Walt] Okay. 56 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:11,465 Uh, quick question about your former spouse. 57 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,634 How would you introduce Elizabeth? 58 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,596 Ah, well, she definitely doesn't like it when I call her "my ex," 59 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,641 but "my former wife" sounds like I killed her, 60 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,101 so I usually just go with Beth. 61 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,478 Nice podcast, Greg. 62 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,313 I just meant, how should I introduce her tomorrow? 63 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,898 We're planning the dedication ceremony 64 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,441 for the Elizabeth Stoddard Student Center, 65 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,942 which apparently is a part of my job. 66 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,653 -[Greg] Mm. -Moving down my list, 67 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,904 would you say that Elizabeth 68 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,573 is a relentlessly aggressive predator 69 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,742 who will stop at nothing to get what she wants? 70 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,619 That can't be on the list. 71 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,079 He thinks she's coming for his job. 72 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,414 Oh, she would make a great college president! 73 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,791 Hello? [whining] 74 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,126 Nope, not this college. 75 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,087 Her name should be on the student center. 76 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,588 She raised all the money. 77 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,590 But this Green Initiative of hers... 78 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:56,259 Now, the lights go off in every academic building 79 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,970 automatically at 7 p.m.? What are we, Quakers? 80 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,972 Is that something they do? 81 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,142 Look, if Beth wanted your job, I wouldn't know. 82 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,603 Since our split, we really haven't been in contact. 83 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,814 So, she made it impossible to be close? 84 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,776 You made it impossible to stay close. 85 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,320 Let's not do the microexpression, please. 86 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,114 And if you must know, yeah. 87 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,117 I think that Beth tried to keep it civil 88 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,869 so we could continue to hang out as a family. 89 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,829 -But I couldn't do it. -Why? 90 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,040 -A number of reasons. -Name them. 91 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,959 -He doesn't wanna name 'em. -Don't talk for Greg. 92 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,293 I don't want to name 'em. 93 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,003 Fair enough. 94 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,548 [straw slurping] Ah, one down. 95 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,966 Wow, two hot chocolates. 96 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,885 -Yeah. -What are you hiding? 97 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,680 [retreating footsteps] 98 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,934 [scoffs] So weird. 99 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:52,899 ♪ Oh, I, oh, I ♪ 100 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,527 ♪ I played the fool ♪ 101 00:03:56,695 --> 00:04:00,490 ♪ I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying ♪ 102 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,994 ♪ Falling sometimes, sometimes flying ♪ 103 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:08,248 ♪ Cry me an ocean of one-liners ♪ 104 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,376 ♪ Cruel, cruel, cruel ♪ 105 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,795 ♪ Oh ♪ 106 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,507 Why did you drag that lame picture 107 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,427 -all the way from Florida? -I don't know. 108 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,512 Just makes me happy when I look at it. 109 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,181 Well, as an art historian, 110 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,184 if you paid more than $10 for that, you got ripped off. 111 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,561 Ouch. Your mom is coming this weekend. 112 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,105 I will keep her entertained. You don't even have to see her. 113 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,523 [clearing throat] Actually, I was thinking 114 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,359 that it might be fun for the three of us to hang out. 115 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,569 Really? 116 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,780 -Mm-hmm. -I mean, the last few times 117 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,865 I've seen you guys together since the split 118 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,366 have not been super smooth. 119 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,534 -I know, I know, I know. -And no judgment. 120 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,204 Well, there shouldn't be judgment. 121 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,705 You burned down your house, 122 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,540 and I just said mean things to my ex. 123 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:51,792 Wow. 124 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:52,959 I think I might be ready. 125 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,461 Then you should go for it. 126 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:55,545 I'm trying to figure out a way 127 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,297 to broach the topic with your mom. 128 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,216 How do you spell "whazzup"? 129 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,718 -Jesus Christ, give me that. -Wha-- okay. 130 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,386 Before you send anything, run it by me first. 131 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,721 -Yeah. -Whoa, whoa, don't call-- 132 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:05,931 [Katie] Hi, Mom, it's me, 133 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,390 -on Dad's phone. -Oh, come on... 134 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,142 Uh, I was just thinking, 135 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,603 I think you should stay at his house this weekend. 136 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,939 -What are you doing? Don't-- -No, I know. 137 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,233 [laughing] 138 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,567 He is like that. 139 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,736 No, the room isn't available. Don't. 140 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,239 -Just hang it up. -She wants to talk to you. 141 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,365 Be cool. 142 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,577 -Whazzup?! -[mouthing] No. 143 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,996 -[chuckles] Hi. Yeah. -[phone dings] 144 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,582 Uh, yes, I think I can not be weird. 145 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:34,584 Okay. 146 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,627 [mouthing] Bye. 147 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,588 Well, not if I see you first. That-- No. 148 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,631 Bye. 149 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,137 [whispering] Whazzup? 150 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,181 And although Stalin and Lenin 151 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,100 both had different approaches to governing, 152 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,102 they did still share the same tomb. 153 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,271 Now, that's an odd couple comedy that I'd pay to see. 154 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,023 -[students laughing] -[knocking] 155 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,775 Um, Professor Bates, can I have a word? 156 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,443 -Oh. -[Archie] Of course. 157 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,112 We were just wrapping up, anyway. 158 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,446 Spokoynoy nochi, everybody. 159 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,574 [both] Spokoynoy nochi. 160 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,661 -After you. -Thank you. 161 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,704 Mm-hmm. 162 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,500 Um, you need to stop sending me eggplant emojis. 163 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,295 -Oh, you mean aubergines? -[groaning] 164 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,797 What? I didn't even put the little water drops afterwards. 165 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,633 -'Cause I'm a gentleman. -We are never having sex again. 166 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,802 Agreed. Because we didn't have sex. 167 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,637 -We made love. -Gross. 168 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,140 Oh, for fuck's sake! This shit again? 169 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,142 These are everywhere. Do you know who's doing this? 170 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,477 I don't, I wish I did. Then I would thank them. 171 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,898 'Cause it's like a little sign telling me to stay away. 172 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,983 [bell tolling] 173 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:43,153 The one good thing that came from us sleeping together 174 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,030 is that I have clarity. 175 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,992 I'm sorry if what I'm about to say makes you sad, 176 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,703 but when we were together, I felt nothing. 177 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,247 -Oh. -Yeah. 178 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,542 I'm over you. 179 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,044 [lights clicking] 180 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,968 [both sighing, moaning] 181 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,304 [♪ upbeat music playing] 182 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,184 -Pants off. -Okay. Just me? 183 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,602 [Archie grunting] 184 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,732 [students chattering] 185 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,195 [Walt] Elizabeth Stoddard is a philanthropist, 186 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,698 a pioneer in corporate gender equality, 187 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,076 and an accomplished CEO. 188 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,037 Or should I say She-E-O? 189 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,039 -[Katie] Oof. -[person clearing throat] 190 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,541 My wife wrote that. She's not here. 191 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:40,961 We're-- We're so glad that Beth could join us 192 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,921 for one day, and one day only. 193 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,381 Without further ado, 194 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,383 Elizabeth Stoddard, class of '89. 195 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,760 [applause] 196 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,597 Thank you so much, President Mann, 197 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,391 for those kind words. 198 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:58,269 And thank you all for being here to welcome me, I guess, 199 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,648 to my student center? Crazy, right? 200 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,732 [audience chuckles] 201 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,317 I kinda thought my name would be bigger. 202 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,568 -[laughter] -Who do I talk to about that? 203 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,987 I forgot how good she is at this. 204 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,405 Dad, I'm right here. You're screaming. 205 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,907 -I'm not-- How am I screaming? -[whispering] Stop. 206 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,576 Which is why I am really looking forward 207 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:16,913 to being on campus much more frequently, 208 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,498 -so that I can help lead our university... -What the-- 209 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,916 -People can see you. -...toward the future. 210 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,085 With the Green Initiative, Ludlow is on track 211 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,462 to be the first ever passive-energy campus 212 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,131 in all of New England. 213 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,633 -It's very excit-- -[ringtone playing "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent] 214 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,428 -♪ But a bitch can't get a dollar outta me ♪ -Come on. 215 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,263 -Turn that off. -[Elizabeth] Um... 216 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,806 -I'll wait. [chuckles] -[Greg] So disrespectful-- 217 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,683 -[Katie] It's your phone. -♪ ...motherfuckin' P.I.M.P. ♪ 218 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,686 It's your phone. Get your phone out! 219 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,105 -Oh, shit, it's my phone. -It's your phone. 220 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,773 -[Greg sighs] -♪ No Cadillac, no-- ♪ 221 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,608 -[phone turning off] -Okay, I got it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 222 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,778 -Student changed my ringtone. -Um, so, as I was saying, 223 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,864 -when we considered redesign-- -["P.I.M.P." ringtone playing] 224 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,199 -Holy mackerel. -Oh, my God. 225 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,826 -[ringtone stops] -Turned it off. 226 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,161 -[Elizabeth] Great. -Go for it. 227 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,705 [students chattering] 228 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:02,000 [sighs] It's just so nostalgic being here. 229 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,212 Have you ever gotten high 230 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,298 and gone skinny dipping in Cabot Fountain? 231 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,424 What? No. 232 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,968 -Me neither. -Maybe we could do it 233 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,970 -together as a family. -[Katie chuckles] 234 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,722 Hey, Rooster! What up, bro? 235 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,807 Hey, Pig... Guy! 236 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,310 Oh, tell Spooner he needs to change my ringtone back. 237 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,561 Ah, I got you. 238 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,355 His nickname is Pig Guy? 239 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,233 -No, it's much worse. -The kids call you Rooster? 240 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,236 Yeah, some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character. 241 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,655 [laughing] No way. That's hysterical! 242 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,199 I don't think it's that hysterical. 243 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,825 Mom, brace yourself, 244 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,494 but Dad's kinda hot shit around here. 245 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,204 -[Elizabeth] Stop it! -[Katie] Seriously! 246 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,246 The other day, I'm pretty sure 247 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,372 I caught him on a walk of shame. 248 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,499 -Oh. -What? 249 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,708 -Tell me everything. -No, no, no, no, 250 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:44,751 we're not gonna talk about that. 251 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:45,919 Notice how he's not denying it? 252 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,921 Mm-hmm, and also, see how he's blushing. 253 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,173 -[chuckles] No. -[Katie groaning] 254 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,841 I gotta go teach Yonic Modernism. 255 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,885 I gotta go meet with Walt so he can drag me around 256 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,595 -to the trustees. -Wait a second. 257 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,014 We have to have a little family fun night, yes? 258 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,600 -My schedule is packed. -Oh, Mom, come on. 259 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,352 I will let you tell me about hairstyles that don't suit me 260 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,561 because of the shape of my face. 261 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,855 -Not a bob. Never forget. -Sure. 262 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,857 I'm not letting go until you say yes. 263 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,609 -Sure. -Yes! 264 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,528 -[laughing] -Cool. 265 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,779 -Cool. -That was too big a reaction. 266 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,572 -I am sorry. -[Katie] Okay, bye. 267 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,075 -Wanna walk me to Walt's? -Sure. 268 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,579 -Hello, Mo. -Ah, you're home! 269 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,414 -[door closes] -Shoes off, Prince Harry. 270 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,960 Christ, it's not a fucking dojo, is it? 271 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,920 How was it? I wanna hear every detail. 272 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,256 I mean, the Big Apple. Wow, never been. 273 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,299 Sorry, you've never been to New York? That seems impossible. 274 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,552 That seems anti-Semitic. 275 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,387 How was the interviews? 276 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,430 Oh, yes. How were the interviews? 277 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,057 A whole car ride, nothing came up? 278 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,100 What did you talk about? 279 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,893 Talked mostly about his book. 280 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,061 -[exhales sharply] -But honestly, 281 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,437 -I think I nailed 'em. -[Mo] Yes! 282 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,064 -I was in the zone. -Nice! 283 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,608 I was actually in the zone myself this weekend, writing. 284 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,069 [British accent] We already... moved back...to you? 285 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,488 It's called a conversation, Mo. Sort of ebbs back and forth. 286 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,282 -Does it? -[Archie] Yes, it does. 287 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,368 Do you wanna come help me unpack? 288 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,912 [whispering] "Unpack" means sex. 289 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,748 I probably would have got that one, yeah. 290 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,918 I-- I have office hours in like 20 minutes, so... 291 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,795 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 292 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,839 -Alright. -No, I-- Yeah, totally get it. 293 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,007 Yeah, okay. 294 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,800 [shoes creaking] 295 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,010 [normal voice] Are your feet bigger 296 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,303 than when you came in? 297 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,430 Okay, alright. Cheers, then. 298 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,639 [whispering] Fucking shit. 299 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,058 -Uh, bye. -[door closes] 300 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,978 He'll be gone at least an hour. 301 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,813 That's more than enough time for us to change the locks, 302 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,106 have him out of our lives forever. 303 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,357 I'm begging you. 304 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,234 I would still have to see him on campus. 305 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,363 Come here. [sighing] 306 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,865 Fuck that guy. 307 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,784 Yes, fuck that guy. Yes! 308 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,620 -[Walt] There they are. -Ah. 309 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,039 -Elizabeth, great to see you. -Sir, nice to see you. 310 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,124 -Won't you come in? -Thank you. Excuse me. 311 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,043 First, sign here. 312 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,128 -Uh-huh. -'Kay. 313 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,463 Mr. Russo, before you go, 314 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,006 I need a signature from you as well. 315 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,132 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 316 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,385 [gasps] Holy moly. 317 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,888 Just a form saying you'll be more professional at work. 318 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,890 -Ah! Mm. -Initial here. 319 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,058 -[Greg] Here? -Mm-hmm. 320 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,226 [Greg] This one? 321 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,478 -And here. -[pen scribbling] 322 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,938 -Oh, thank you. -Thank you. 323 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,358 Dylan Shepard, Dean of Faculty. 324 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,485 -Dean of Faculty? -Mm-hmm. 325 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,695 -Great. -Well, just temporary. 326 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,198 Unless Riggs has to be unplugged or something. 327 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,699 Wouldn't that be tragic? 328 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,493 Well, it is nice to see a woman 329 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,537 in a position of power at this school. 330 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,665 In fact, wouldn't it be great to have a woman 331 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,083 in this office, someday? 332 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,044 -Absolutely. -[Greg sighs] 333 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,506 Elizabeth, Dylan will have to be your escort this afternoon. 334 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,508 I'll be dealing with our hockey coach 335 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,095 who is struggling through some alcohol issues. 336 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,098 Actually, he just switched to Michelob Ultra, 337 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,684 which we're choosing to believe is a terrific sign. 338 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,519 Someone should still probably keep an eye on him. 339 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,312 -Not it. -Oh, Greg. 340 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,731 -What? -Could help Coach? 341 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,692 -[Greg] Oh. -He was a minor league hockey player... 342 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,777 -Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap. -...when we first met. 343 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,112 Oh. 344 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,571 Isn't that interesting? 345 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,409 Because Greg told me that he did not like hockey. 346 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,577 I said it's not my thing. 347 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,830 What I forgot to say was "anymore." 348 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,709 I used to like hockey. Now, I don't. 349 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,793 I saw you at a game. 350 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,753 You don't need to weigh in here. 351 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,214 [sputtering] Okay. 352 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,384 Um, yes, I should have said that I like hockey. 353 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,803 But I didn't because 354 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,431 I'm a little bit of an introvert. 355 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,724 -And a liar. -[clicking tongue] 356 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,184 Well, we could definitely use your help. 357 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,478 [chuckles] I... 358 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,107 You always used to do this. 359 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,775 -Come on. -Stop. 360 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,405 Ah, alright, yes. Fine, I will help. 361 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,948 -Great, settled. -[Elizabeth] Great. 362 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,408 -We should get going. -Let's get going! 363 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,910 -Alright. -I will see you later at the house. 364 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,245 [Elizabeth] I will see you later, Coach. 365 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,830 Oh. [chuckles] 366 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,167 -What? -I'm going to go 367 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,710 and get myself some lunch. 368 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,004 It's only like 10:30. 369 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,964 Betrayal makes me hungry, Greg. 370 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,841 Alright. 371 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,634 [♪ "A Little Respect" by Erasure playing] 372 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,345 -[rustling] -[footsteps approaching] 373 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,512 [marker squeaking] 374 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,809 ♪ I try to discover ♪ 375 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:16,272 ♪ A little something to make me sweeter ♪ 376 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,274 Wait! You there. 377 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,525 Halt! 378 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,197 ♪ From breaking my heart ♪ 379 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:28,368 -Hey, hey! [grunting] -♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 380 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,661 ♪ I'll be forever blue ♪ 381 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,704 Somebody stop them! 382 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,834 ♪ What religion or reason could drive a man ♪ 383 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,795 ♪ To forsake his lover ♪ 384 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,254 ♪ Don't you tell me no ♪ 385 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,131 ♪ Don't you tell me no, don't you tell me no ♪ 386 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,299 ♪ Don't you tell me no ♪ 387 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,718 -♪ Soul ♪ -[phone dings] 388 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,806 ♪ I hear you calling ♪ 389 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:55,061 ♪ Oh, baby, please ♪ 390 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,022 ♪ Give a little respect ♪ 391 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,899 ♪ To me ♪ 392 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,401 No. 393 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,531 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [inhales sharply] 394 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,158 Hi. I'm Sunny. 395 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,201 Right. 396 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,954 Don't I know you from fucking my husband? 397 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,123 -Yes. -Oh. 398 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,792 I wanted to apologize for that. 399 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,421 Well, you did it. Problem solved. 400 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,882 I think what happened is I never saw you as a real person. 401 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,426 Oh, good, there's more. 402 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,053 You were this abstract idea 403 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,264 from another time in Archie's life. 404 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,558 Obviously, he still has feelings for you. 405 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,393 How could he not? 406 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,896 I'm sure you don't completely know how you feel about him. 407 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,107 All I know is I fucked up your life 408 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,900 and blew up every plan I had for my own. 409 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,571 And there's only myself to blame for that. 410 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,283 Well, you should also blame him a little. 411 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,660 I do. 412 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,163 Thanks for your time. 413 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,625 [sighs] How are you? 414 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,503 I mean, with the whole... 415 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,631 Uh, how are you feeling? 416 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,093 So far, uh, scared mostly. 417 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,638 But we'll see, you know? 418 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,187 [whispering] What the fuck? 419 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,064 I didn't want The Review to go online. 420 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,401 You can do this. Get The Review back. 421 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,986 You're the Dean of Faculty. 422 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,613 -Embrace your power. -[Greg] Cheese plate! 423 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,989 -Comin' in hot. -[Elizabeth] Ooh! 424 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,074 Of course, it has more nuts than cheese. 425 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,494 -[both laughing] -His diet is primarily nuts. 426 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,912 -Oh, he's a squirrel. -I like nuts. 427 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,580 -[Dylan laughing] -But I also like hot chocolate. 428 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,748 How did you drink both of those? 429 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,832 Yeah, that was too much. I mean-- 430 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,125 That's too much crunch, too much sweet. 431 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,460 -You gonna get sick. -[Greg] No, no-- Oh! 432 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,086 Hey! Are-- Are you-- Is-- 433 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,922 -Was it you two? Is this, uh... -What now? 434 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,632 -Oh, no, no, no. -[Dylan] Hm? 435 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,217 Apparently, he had a one-nighter, so... 436 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,637 Oh, w... [chuckles] It wasn't me. 437 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,680 I'm seeing somebody, and he's great, 438 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,266 but boring, and a bad kisser, and I hate him, but wait. 439 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,310 Who are you sleeping with? 440 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,603 You know... [chomps] 441 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,979 ...if you get a cracker 442 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,648 that's big enough, you can put a piece of cheese, 443 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,651 a fig, and a nut on it. 444 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,444 Oh, shoot, Katie's upset about something. 445 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,694 She wants me to come talk to her. 446 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,364 You can just talk to her when she gets here. 447 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,532 I don't think she's coming here. 448 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,202 Okay, hold on, hold on. Alright, alright, alright. 449 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,119 Alright, let's just be calm, um... 450 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,664 Could you text her back, please, and tell her 451 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,665 that she made a commitment to come here, 452 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,542 and that Dylan is excited about playing games? 453 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,461 Wait, this is a game night? Oh, sh... 454 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,838 -Uh, I-- I hate games. -It's-- No, be calm, please. 455 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,966 -Uh-oh. -Could we just be calm, please? 456 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,384 Greg, everybody's calm. 457 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,635 -Okay? -Okay. 458 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,136 See, he gets an idea in his head, 459 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,472 and if it doesn't happen exactly the way he imagines it, 460 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,848 he starts to kind of freak out. 461 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,476 [slowly] I am not freaking out. 462 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,395 Yeah, that's not your regular voice. 463 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,564 And when he starts to, like, slow it way down... 464 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,898 -Uh-huh? -...you are fucked. 465 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,984 -And no, it's-- -And I would appreciate it... 466 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,695 -We're fucked. -...if the two of you did not... 467 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,489 -[laughing] He's doing it! -...gang up on me. 468 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,699 -No games. No games. -I'm so scared. I'm so-- 469 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,992 -Stop it. Stop it. -[Dylan] It's terrifying! 470 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,368 -[Elizabeth] We stopped it. -Stop it, please. 471 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,911 [Elizabeth] Okay. All I can say is, 472 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,580 I'm really glad that he found you. 473 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,914 -[Dylan] Mm. -As a friend. 474 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,833 When we were married, he had, like, two friends. 475 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,167 Well, I only had one at the end 476 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,877 'cause you slept with the other one. 477 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,883 [tray clinking] 478 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,513 Beth, would you care-- Do you want a fig? 479 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,723 I don't want that. 480 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,684 [Archie] God, I appreciate you making the time, Walt, 481 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,103 but this heat is just unbearable. 482 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,563 It's supposed to be uncomfortable. 483 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690 We do hard things to make ourselves stronger. 484 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,026 I mean, look at those abs. 485 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,528 What do you do, a couple hundred crunches a day for those things? 486 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,031 No, I'm not really keen on any kind of exercise, truth be told. 487 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,950 I am resisting the urge to strike you right now. 488 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,703 Hey, listen, this, um, "for Katie" thing-- 489 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,413 How did Sunny's interviews go? 490 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,542 Um... uh, yeah, she said fine, I think. 491 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,253 And you didn't dig any deeper than that, I suppose? 492 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,881 That's a lucky girl. 493 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,550 To-- To be clear, you're upset 494 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,886 because your precious little car got painted again? 495 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,138 No, it was my dry erase board this time. 496 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,389 Huh! 497 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,558 Someone's trying to get under your skin, 498 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,226 and it's fizzling out, Archie. 499 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,729 And it won't continue unless you put gasoline on the fire. 500 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,564 And let me tell you something, you're gonna be tempted to 501 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,232 -because you're a weak, vain man. -Hey. 502 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,109 I am not weak. 503 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,987 Resist the urge. 504 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,616 I hear you. [sighs] 505 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,118 Do you eat bread? 506 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,412 Pasta, too, yeah. 507 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,081 Quite into lasagna at the minute, 508 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,083 but, um, I would never say no to a gnocchi. 509 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,793 Uh, risotto. Ravioli. 510 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,961 [banging] Get out. Just get out. 511 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,380 [banging continues] 512 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,924 [laughing] Elizabeth, come on! 513 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,300 -Wh... -Come on. 514 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,760 -What? -We were just razzing each other. 515 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,845 You were razzing me, I was razzing you. 516 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,348 It's me, Mr. Razzles. 517 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,684 You wanna be mad at me forever, be mad at me forever. 518 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,644 But things weren't great when I blew us up. 519 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,270 And I take responsibility for that. 520 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,774 And, and I also feel terrible that you were so lonely. 521 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,318 But I have a big life and, and a career. 522 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,363 And it's not like I was just gonna give that up 523 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,074 so that we could stare into each other's eyes all day. 524 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,993 I'm sorry if you were my best friend. 525 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,370 -Oh, come on, not-- No. -No. 526 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,454 -Don't do that. -Oh, damn it! 527 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,664 No, no, no, no, I... 528 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,209 I didn't wanna rehash this this weekend. 529 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,335 Then, why are we? 530 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,171 I don't know if we know how to stop. 531 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,343 Beth, I am trying so hard to get to that sweet spot with you 532 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,554 where we can be friends. 533 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,849 And I was doing pretty well up until about ten minutes ago. 534 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,520 Just give me another chance, come on. 535 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,774 I think we should cut our losses and... 536 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,736 know that we did the best we could. 537 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,613 I'm gonna go see Katie. 538 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,075 [door opens, closes] 539 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,660 My dad's being, like, 540 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,495 so unsupportive about my singing lessons. 541 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,997 Do you know what my potential is? 542 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,498 [Gina] Yeah, like, you could have a career. 543 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,835 [Liv] Like, tell me... ♪ This doesn't sound good ♪ 544 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,587 -Angelic. -[Archie] Uh, hello. 545 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,338 Hi. Can I see you in my office, please? 546 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,257 -Yeah, of course, yeah. -Uh, no, I wasn't talking to you. 547 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,592 Uh... 548 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,552 -Gina. -Gina. No, I was talking to Liv. 549 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,720 [mimicking Archie] "Talking to Liv"? 550 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,096 Oh, yeah, I'll-I'll-- 551 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,056 I'll be right there, for sure. Right now. 552 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,058 Can you watch my bag? 553 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,268 Yeah, of course. 554 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,898 [soda splashing] 555 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,695 Why do I feel guilty for sleeping with my own husband? 556 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,198 I might not be the best person to ask 557 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,575 'cause I was, you know, the Archie. 558 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,952 Just tell me what to do. 559 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,245 That's not me, I can't-- 560 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,873 -G-Greg does the emotional stuff. -Yeah. 561 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,041 -Right? -Yeah, no, I know. 562 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,876 You're the dad, he's the mom, whatever. 563 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,628 [scoffs] I don't feel super comfortable 564 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,214 talking about my sex life to Mrs. Doubtfire. 565 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,548 He'd die if he knew I called him that. 566 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,218 Are you kidding me? He loves that movie. 567 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,260 Well, I mean, any movie, really, 568 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,054 where a man dresses up as a woman. 569 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,764 -The Birdcage. -Birdcage. Yeah, sure. 570 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,392 I've kind of always done 571 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,812 whatever the hell makes me happy, 572 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,271 which doesn't always work for me, 573 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,398 but that's mostly 'cause I'm pretty selfish. 574 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,650 -[sarcastically] You? -I know. 575 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,984 -No. -I know. 576 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,528 I know, shocking. 577 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:05,991 But the thing is, my dear, you have the kindest heart. 578 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,577 [Katie sighs] 579 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,830 You might actually be able to pull it off. 580 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,919 How was that? Did that sound like something 581 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:17,920 a mom would say? 582 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,130 [chuckles] I'm gonna ask Dad. 583 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,924 Oh, alright, fuck it. Yeah, do that. 584 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,968 [both laughing] 585 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,595 -[bell tolling] -Do you know 586 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,472 why I've asked you here, Liv? 587 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,766 -Yeah, I think I do. -What you've been doing recently 588 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,102 has been driving me absolutely insane. 589 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,604 I mean, and I actually, uh... [scoffs] 590 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,940 -I was warned not to do this. Um... -No, no, no, no, no. 591 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,525 I, like, dated my high school band teacher. 592 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,026 -Yeah. Yeah. -I can be discreet. 593 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,528 -Wait, I beg your pardon? -Yeah. 594 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,196 -[lights clicking] -Oh. 595 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,490 Oh, sorry, this Green Initiative shit. 596 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,325 But you can't tell Gina about this. 597 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,452 I get to. 598 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,288 Oh! No, no, no, no, no, that's-- 599 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,039 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that. 600 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,291 That's not what I meant at all. Could you-- 601 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,542 I would never do that with you. That's not-- 602 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,877 That is no disparagement on your appearance. 603 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,712 I mean, it's lov-- Oh, fu-- [gags, chokes] 604 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,880 Okay, you just go. 605 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,465 -Okay, just go, please. -Mixed signals! 606 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,010 No, no, no, not-- Not-- Not mixed signals. 607 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,678 But very-- Very clear signals! 608 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,641 Just-- Just working late. 609 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,894 -[Zoey] Mm. -Uh, Putin, he's-- 610 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,687 Yeah, he's the best. 611 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,938 Well, not... 612 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,859 -Good night. -Good night. 613 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,699 [♪ upbeat music playing] 614 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,034 [Coach Jake] Pretzel! 615 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,786 [players shouting] 616 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,581 Are we fucking playing grab-ass? 617 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,167 -Come on, back to one. -[whistle blowing] 618 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,836 -I got all day. [spitting] -Hey. 619 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:44,048 Ugh, that's chunky. Hey, Coach. 620 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,508 Greg Russo. Walt asked me to come by. 621 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,843 I'm not-- I'm not sure you got-- 622 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,511 Yeah, uh, relax. 623 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,013 I'm Jake. 624 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,474 I know why you're here. Glad to have you. 625 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,560 I'm on a whole new path. Working out, 626 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,270 going to the meetings, the whole shebang. 627 00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,605 Great, great. 628 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,357 I really appreciate your support. 629 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,567 Oh, my pleasure. Happy to help. 630 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,236 You think I can stay sober? 631 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,740 Uh... I... 632 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,076 -Well, we just-- -Ugh! If the answer's no, you just say it. 633 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,954 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sure you got this. 634 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,956 [sighs] Thank you. 635 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:20,459 I'm 100%... hopeful. 636 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,378 I needed that. It's been a day. 637 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,213 My kid walked in on me in the garage last night. 638 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,923 I was jerking off listening to Aerosmith. 639 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,717 -Okay. -You ever look at your kid, 640 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,636 and you know he thinks you're a loser? 641 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,055 No. I have a daughter. 642 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,307 Trust me, she thinks you're a fucking loser. 643 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,267 -Sure. -Okay, well, 644 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,894 enough about my demons. Go get loosened up. 645 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,229 -You can jump in there. -Okay. 646 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,939 This is-- Seems like it's gonna be fun. 647 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,817 Guys, this is Coach Russo! 648 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:45,985 Don't be dicks. 649 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,736 [Katie cheering] 650 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,071 Hi, Coach. 651 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,281 -Go, Greg! -Yeah, Dad, go, Dad! Whoo! 652 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,574 Skate backwards! 653 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,326 [Katie and Elizabeth cheering] 654 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,412 -[Elizabeth] There he is! Coach is back! -[player] Watch out! 655 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,746 -[puck thuds] -[Elizabeth] Oh! 656 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,123 -Oh! -Ah. 657 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,833 -[Katie] Oh, that was bad. -[whistle blowing] 658 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,501 I'm okay. I'm okay. 659 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,587 I almost wish someone had told you to leave it alone. 660 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,089 [Archie] Well, I tried, Walt, 661 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,966 but then I saw her wearing these bloody pink shoes, and-- 662 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,926 I don't think you should talk about what she was wearing. 663 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:11,969 That's smart. 664 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,178 [Walt] Could we speed this along? 665 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,638 Joanie and I already made the popcorn, 666 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,515 and we're watching the first season of Pachinko. 667 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,267 She won't let me turn on the subtitles, 668 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:21,103 and I, honest to God, have no idea what's going on. 669 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,354 -Walt. -Not-- Not a clue. 670 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,189 Let's focus. 671 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,983 Okay, as the Dean of Faculty, 672 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,776 I don't think Professor Bates is at fault. 673 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,319 Yes, see? 674 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,280 Women helping women and helping men. 675 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,656 -No. -No. 676 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,450 But the lights going off in the academic buildings 677 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,452 is a major liability, so I think 678 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,454 that we should put a hold on the Green Initiative 679 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,873 just until we research best practices. 680 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,667 -Maybe a year or two. -That's interesting. 681 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,462 You'll be able to put The Ludlow Review 682 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,504 back in print. 683 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,506 Bravo. I've been waiting for this. 684 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,842 Oh, don't act like you knew this is what I would do. 685 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,385 You see what he's doing? 686 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,140 N-No. Sorry, I was sort of still thinking about my own thing. 687 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,517 The young lady already said that it was a misunderstanding. 688 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,020 Big misunderstanding. Yes. Yes. 689 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,188 Exa-- Well, yeah. [chuckles] 690 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,023 I'd never sleep with a student. [scoffs] 691 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,817 Well, I'd never sleep with a student of mine. 692 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:09,985 That's-- That's a big no-no. 693 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,153 And that's actually a big distinction 694 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,196 that Sunny and I often make, 695 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,989 and I'm-- I'm very clear to make that. 696 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,492 That, um-- That-- 'Cause she's-- She's a post-grad student. 697 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,951 It's more like a peer. 698 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:22,498 Uh, I think I'm gonna go. Can I go? 699 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,124 -Would you? -Sure. 700 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:26,960 How does it look? 701 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:28,587 -Ah! -[screaming] 702 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:31,048 -Oh! -[all laughing] 703 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,092 You asshole. 704 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,385 -Fucker. -[all continue laughing] 705 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,179 -It looks better though, right? -No, I'm-- 706 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,263 -[Greg] No? -No, I'm gonna get wine. 707 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,348 Do you want wine? 708 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,058 -I could go for a wine. -Sure. 709 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,102 -Oh, could I get a straw for the wine, too? -[chuckles] Yeah. 710 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,228 [Greg] Thank you. 711 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,732 -How's she doing? -She's gonna be okay. 712 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:51,568 -[Greg] Mm. -I guess. [chuckles] 713 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,487 She did call you Mrs. Doubtfire. 714 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,698 -Oh, my God, I love that. -Mm-hmm. 715 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,576 [imitating Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello? Katie? 716 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,203 How's my wine coming? 717 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,288 -Goddammit, Mom! -[Greg laughing] 718 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,707 -I'm sorry. [laughing] -[groaning] 719 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,584 I'm biased, but she may be the best kid ever. 720 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,461 [Elizabeth] I do not disagree. 721 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,587 I miss her. 722 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,549 You know, we're doing Thanksgiving 723 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:14,591 in a couple of weeks, 724 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,093 if you feel... coming. 725 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,095 More than welcome. 726 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,391 -You know what? -[Katie] Wait, Dad, 727 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,226 did you take this down 'cause I gave you shit about it? 728 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,644 That's sad. If you love it, 729 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,229 -you should keep it up. -I-- No. No, no, no, no. 730 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,273 Mom, he takes this with him everywhere. 731 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,899 Oh, my God! 732 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,902 That's the-- That's from when we were in Italy. 733 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,612 -[Greg] Mm. -I'm wearing the hat. 734 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,782 -[gasps] Aw. -[Katie chuckles softly] 735 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,993 W-Why do you still have that? 736 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,413 I don't know, I, um, 737 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,915 I guess it just makes me happy. 738 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,167 [chuckles] 739 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,921 -[sighs] -[Greg] [as Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello! 740 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,798 Who wants wine? 741 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:59,094 You know, you guys, I've got an early morning. 742 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,804 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -I'm gonna have to head up. 743 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,097 No, me too. 744 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,640 -Night, Mom. -Good night, sweetie. 745 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,225 -Love you. Mm. -Love you. 746 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,145 -Sweet dreams. -Uh-huh. 747 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,315 [♪ "Lucky Man" by The Verve playing] 748 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,482 Good night. 749 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,068 -[door opens, closes] -I'm sorry. 750 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,488 I thought you were... 751 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,825 -I-- I didn't know you still-- -It's okay. 752 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,243 I'm getting there. 753 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,331 Divorce is hard, as you know. 754 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,167 You're doing it right, though. 755 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,919 [patting leg] Clean break. 756 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,046 Yeah. 757 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,467 Honey, you don't have to stay here. 758 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,177 I'm good. I'm good. 759 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,180 [kiss smacking] 760 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,349 [Greg sighs loudly] 761 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,186 You were conceived right after that picture was taken. 762 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:52,189 -Oh, my God! -It's true. 763 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,816 That could have been such a nice moment. 764 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,319 ♪ Happiness coming and going ♪ 765 00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,197 ♪ I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing ♪ 766 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:04,201 ♪ I know just where I am ♪ 767 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,831 ♪ But how many corners do I have to turn ♪ 768 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:13,001 ♪ How many times do I have to learn ♪ 769 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:17,297 ♪ All the love I have is in my mind ♪ 770 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:23,387 ♪ Well, I'm a lucky man ♪ 771 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:30,060 ♪ With fire in my hands ♪ 772 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:35,190 ♪ Happiness, something in my own place ♪ 773 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,067 ♪ I'm stood here naked, smiling ♪ 774 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,027 ♪ I feel no disgrace ♪ 775 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:42,239 ♪ With who I am ♪ 776 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,869 ♪ Happiness coming and going ♪ 777 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,330 ♪ I watch you look at me, watch my fever growing ♪ 778 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:54,418 ♪ I know just who I am... ♪ 779 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,878 [laughter] 780 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,922 [child] Bye-bye. [blows raspberries]