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♪ "Deck The Halls" playing ♪
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Hurry up, Hank.
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The kids will be here
any second.
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I will be? Cool!
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Guys!
Remember what we rehearsed!
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Merry Christmas!
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My babies!
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Aw, I just wish Nora could have
come home for Christmas.
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I like the way she lasers Billy
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when he takes too long
to open his gifts.
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Every year at this time,
my arm still burns.
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Nora's super semester
abroad class
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got assigned
a special assignment
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guarding a certain
jolly old fellow up north.
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You mean Santa Claus?
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I can't tell you
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but it's for a good "Claus."
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Well, these presents
look amazing!
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You forgot one!
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Merry Christmas, Barbara!
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Still slumming with Hank, I see.
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I will throw you
to the North Pole.
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I'll meet you
under the mistletoe, Barb!
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Hi. If Colosso can't ruin
this perfect family moment,
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nothing can.
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Guys, what's this?
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Put that away!
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Sorry, I thought I destroyed
all those stories.
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What stories?
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Chloe, um...
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before you were born,
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we had a little Thunderman
family Christmas tradition.
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We would go door-to-door
asking people for candy.
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That's Halloween, Billy.
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What your father's talking about
was...
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...the Thundermans
Christmas Story Slam.
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Whoever told the story
with the most holiday cheer
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got the honor
of putting the star
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on top of the Christmas tree.
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And it was typically me.
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Uh, pretty sure it was me.
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That sounds fun.
Why did we stop doing it?
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- It was me!
- It was me!
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- It was me!
- It was me!
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Oh. I see why.
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Things were thrown.
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Large things.
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Pointy things.
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Every holiday I hear about
something Max and Phoebe ruined.
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I wanna bring back
the Story Slam.
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Chloe, did you not hear
what I said about pointy things?
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I'm not missing out
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on another
Thunderman family tradition.
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Max and Phoebe will behave.
Right?
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- I will if he will.
- Yeah, whatever.
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- Right?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Well, that settles it!
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We're having a Thundermans
Christmas Story Slam!
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Yes!
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We are gonna get
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so much candy!
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You're going down.
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Oh, no. I am going up.
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To the top of that tree.
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What you guys whispering about?
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Uh, nothing. Good luck, sis.
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Good luck, bro.
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I come from a family
of superheroes.
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But now my brother
and sister and I
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are heading
to a brand new town.
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We're going undercover.
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To try and solve
our most important mission yet.
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe
It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
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That's so good, Chloe.
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Even I didn't see that coming.
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I don't think I like fruitcake.
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Just stop eating it.
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Then it wins, Barb!
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Oh! Pencils down!
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Uh, Phoebe's still writing!
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So is Max!
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Wait, did you say pencils down?
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I used a pen.
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Christmas is ruined!
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It-it's okay, Billy.
Why don't you start?
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This is a heartwarming tale
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of a boy forced
to battle burglars
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after his family forgets
to take him
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on their Christmas trip.
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I call it: Home By Myself.
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Billy, that movie's called
Home Alone.
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Someone stole my story?
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Christmas is ruined again!
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I volunteer to go with my story:
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Candy Canes by the Sea:
A Christmas Musical Tale.
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Oooh! Songs!
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More like yawns!
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Up top.
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- No.
- Okay.
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It's the 1940s.
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Why would we wanna hear a story
from when Mom and Dad were born?
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How old do you think we are?
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It was old-timey times!
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We open
on Candy Canes by the Sea,
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a quaint and charming restaurant
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run by a quaint
and charming waitress.
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♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
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♪ It's not your typical venue ♪
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♪ There's only one thing
on the menu ♪
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♪ But the people keep coming ♪
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♪ Delightful lively folks
who keep ♪
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♪ My restaurant humming ♪
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Hey, you two!
How was the dentist?
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Ten more
candy cane-related cavities.
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Worth it!
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♪ The people seem to enjoy me ♪
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♪ And no swooshy-haired
brother's ♪
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♪ Coming here to annoy me ♪
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♪ There's not a happier story ♪
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- ♪ I always...
- Ow!
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Another tooth?
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- Yep.
- Oof. Sorry.
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♪ My recipe's sugar
and corn syrup ♪
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♪ Red 40 dye ♪
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- And glucose?
- ♪ A schmear ♪
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- Order up!
- ♪ Have a sprinkle ♪
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♪ Of peppermint cheer ♪
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Oh, a newborn!
Well, you're never too young
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for your first cane.
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♪ Just a sprinkle ♪
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♪ Of peppermint cheer ♪
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♪ Just a sprinkle
of peppermint cheer ♪
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♪ upbeat music fades ♪
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Say, boss.
Have you heard the rumor?
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About running this here joint
is the bee's knees?
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Why, that rumor is true!
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I was talking about how evil
real estate tycoon D.R. Colosso
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was planning to buy
and destroy this place!
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Well, you pay no mind
to that rumor.
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My trusty busboy Billy
is on his way to the bank.
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I sent him off
with a large envelope of cash
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so I can officially buy
Candy Canes by the Sea.
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Well, I don't see how such
an airtight plan could go south!
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It's gone south!
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Now I'm sorry something awful.
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But I just lost the envelope
on the way to the bank.
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What? How?
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I took my eye off it
for one second
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to tie my shoes.
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Those shoes
don't even have laces!
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I know! But by the time
I figured that out,
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the envelope was gone!
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Without the money,
the restaurant is in danger
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of falling into the clutches
of D.R. Colosso.
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In case anyone just got here.
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Just keep your chin up.
Maybe he'll be none the wiser.
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I'm all the wiser!
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♪ ominous music plays ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present
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the evil real estate tycoon,
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D.R. Colosso!
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That introduction was terrible!
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Why do I even pay you?
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You don't, sir.
I do this job out of fear.
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Speaking of not getting paid,
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I heard you lost
your money, honey.
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Yeah, you heard right,
you old funny bunny.
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Come up with the money
by midnight,
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or Candy Canes by the Sea
is mine!
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Push me out, doofus.
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Uh, I'm sorry, everyone,
but I just don't think
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I can save
Candy Canes by the Sea!
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Well, I just can't help
but feel responsible.
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You know, on account
of losing all the money
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and being fully to blame
for this mess
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that we're in thing.
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Wait.
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Many of your customers
have lost teeth,
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but none of us
have lost our hope.
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He's right!
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Let's throw
a big Christmas party tonight,
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and raise money
to save Phoebe's restaurant!
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Oh, well, wrap me up
and cover me in tinsel.
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Right away, boss.
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Oh, Billy.
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That's me.
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Congrats on stealing the money
from that dim-witted busboy.
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Thanks to you,
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Candy Canes by the Sea
is doomed!
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You said
you were sending that money
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to the same orphanage
you rescued me from!
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Do you have rocks in your head?
I was lying.
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♪ dramatic music playing
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♪ Woe is me and me is woe ♪
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♪ I'm the most
unhappy lackey... ♪
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Are you singing to yourself?
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♪ No ♪
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♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
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Wow. A whole dollar!
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That's worth a lot
back in the past
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where this story takes place.
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We sold her last good tooth!
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Worth it!
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Oh, no!
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It's that evil real estate bunny
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and his cowardly assistant.
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I have a bulldozer outside
waiting to level this place.
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Nice try, fuzzy guy.
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We've raised enough money
to save Candy Canes by the Sea.
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Right, Billy?
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Wrong, Phoebe!
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We're short!
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Then this place is mine!
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Why are you smiling
in the face of defeat?
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That's weird.
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Because I've realized
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something today.
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This restaurant,
well, it's just a building.
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And these candy canes,
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well, they're just
high fructose corn syrup.
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Is that bad for us?
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Well, it's not good for you.
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But I guess
what I'm trying to say is...
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♪ It's not about the place,
it's who you're there with ♪
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A song about togetherness? Barf.
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♪ It's not about the treat,
it's who you share with ♪
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So cheesy.
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♪ So he can take
the store away ♪
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♪ But I'll still have the key ♪
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♪ It's you, it's me
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♪ It's we ♪
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"It's we"?
What a terrible lyric!
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Well, as long as she doesn't
repeat it a bunch of times...
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♪ It's we, it's we ♪
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♪ It's we ♪
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♪ It's we, it's we ♪
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♪ It's we ♪
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And now, a brief humming break,
followed by a key change
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in case anyone's about to have
a change of heart.
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No lackey of mine will be swayed
by happy sounds.
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Oh, and I quit.
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I've had enough
doing your dirty work.
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Phoebe's inspired me to do
something good with my life
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and, by golly, I will!
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♪ bright music playing ♪
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- ♪ It's we
- ♪ Yes, it is ♪
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- ♪ It's we
- ♪ Yes, it is ♪
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♪ It's we, we, we,
we, we, we, we ♪
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♪ It's you ♪
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♪ It's me ♪
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♪ music fades ♪
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♪ It's we ♪
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Here's the money Billy lost!
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You are clearly the greatest,
kindest human being
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I've ever met.
263
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I'm done with this happy ending!
264
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:50,896
Someone get me out of here!
265
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,275
I can help you with that!
266
00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,103
Hey! Whoa! Wait! No!
267
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
268
00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:05,965
Phoebe! Phoebe! Phoebe!
269
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,724
Phoebe! Phoebe! Phoebe!
270
00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:11,172
Don't worry, everyone.
271
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My story's gonna be way better.
272
00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,137
Yours was pathetic.
273
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,655
And no one else is chanting.
274
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,724
Billy! Billy! Billy!
275
00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:22,551
What?
That busboy had a heart of gold.
276
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♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
277
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:26,862
♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
278
00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:29,758
Well, that was
a really great story, Phoebe.
279
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:32,343
Um, sure. I mean,
if you're into sappy endings
280
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and predictable plot twists.
281
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:37,000
How's this for a plot twist?
282
00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:39,068
No.
283
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:43,551
Wait. I have a new
original story for the slam.
284
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,827
An Elf in Santa's Workshop
finds out he's a human
285
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:49,724
and searches New York City
to find his dad.
286
00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:52,689
Billy, that's the movie Elf.
287
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,344
Aw, why do people keep stealing
my ideas?
288
00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,172
All right, I'll go next.
289
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,758
But all you better hold
onto your Santa hats
290
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,655
because my story,
Clash of the Clauses,
291
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:05,344
is gonna knock
your stockings off.
292
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:08,241
Wait, why would we have to hold
onto our hats if our stockings--
293
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,068
Once upon a time,
294
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,585
Santa Claus was all,
"Family, I've got..."
295
00:12:14,586 --> 00:12:16,275
...a big announcement.
296
00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:19,344
I've decided to retire.
297
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,758
What? Are you sure, Dad?
298
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:24,655
Yes. And one of you
is going to become
299
00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:27,102
the new Santa Claus.
300
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:30,724
Of course, Chloe Claus
is too young to drive a sleigh.
301
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:34,586
And Nora Claus is on
the reindeer rodeo circuit.
302
00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:37,586
So it's between you kids.
303
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,275
Obviously I should be
the new Santa Claus.
304
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:43,344
I would give the sickest gifts,
and make Santa cool again.
305
00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:44,655
No offense, Dad.
306
00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:46,758
Offense taken.
307
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:50,448
Well, I wanna be Santa
because it's my dream
308
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,895
to spread joy to children
all over the world.
309
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,931
Sorry! Fell asleep.
310
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,068
I'd like to be Santa
'cause it's my dream
311
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,793
to hide colorful eggs
for the kids to find.
312
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,896
That's the Easter Bunny, son.
313
00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:09,068
Yeah, back off! That's my job!
314
00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:13,172
Well, your mother and I
have thought long and hard
315
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,689
for the past couple seconds,
316
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:18,482
and we think
the new Santa Claus should be...
317
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:19,965
Phoebe!
318
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,586
I won't let you down, Dad.
319
00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:22,620
Wait, Phoebe?
320
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:27,310
Ho ho ho!
Get used to it, bro.
321
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,171
I bet you're wondering
322
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,310
why I made Phoebe
the hero of my story.
323
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,965
I think you know Max Claus
has a trick up his chimney.
324
00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:40,379
- Who are you talking to?
- Don't worry about it.
325
00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:44,137
♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
326
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,171
Oh! Welcome to my workshop.
327
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:49,275
Jumpin' jingle bells!
It's the Clauses!
328
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,413
I make the toys
that aren't breakable.
329
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,964
Like this teddy bear.
330
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,310
Wait. It's Christmas Eve
331
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:00,482
and there's only
a few presents here.
332
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,689
Where are the rest of them?
333
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:03,206
Well, that's all of them.
334
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,241
I only have five kids
on the "nice" list this year.
335
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:08,000
How many on the "naughty" list?
336
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,551
Uh, this many.
337
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:16,655
Laura Sullivan?
But she's such a darling.
338
00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,586
Doesn't floss regularly.
339
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:22,724
Scottie Taylor? I love that kid.
340
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,379
Talks on speakerphone in public.
341
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,550
Now that I'm Santa,
no more free rides.
342
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:29,862
Well, except you, elves.
343
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,655
Load up the sleigh
and let's fly.
344
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,240
Hold on.
345
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,724
I can't let you do this.
346
00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,413
There are no bad kids.
347
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:37,517
Only bad parents.
348
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,000
Ho ho ho...
349
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:42,378
Santa, that's me,
decides who's naughty or nice.
350
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:45,655
Well, I decide
who's naughty or ice.
351
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:51,275
You saved Christmas!
352
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,724
I guess I did, didn't I?
353
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,862
This calls for an original song.
354
00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:59,067
♪ bright rock music playing ♪
355
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:02,655
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
356
00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,896
♪ It's me ♪
357
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,103
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
358
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,965
♪ It's me ♪
359
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:16,344
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas to all!
360
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,103
Except for Phoebe.
361
00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:20,758
Ho ho ho!
362
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,930
That song is so catchy!
363
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,517
How do you do it?
364
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,310
I don't know.
It just came to me.
365
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:31,172
It just came to me!
That's my song from my story.
366
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,826
Don't do this, Phoebe.
367
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,896
You can put a song
in your story next year.
368
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,068
I put three!
369
00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:40,793
All right, guys. Come on
and pick my story as the winner
370
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,310
so I can put that star
on that tree.
371
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:44,724
Hello?
I still have to tell my story.
372
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,137
You wanna follow that?
Good luck, Chloe.
373
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:52,275
♪ Chloe, Chloe, Chloe
374
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,551
See?
I just came up with a new one!
375
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,136
He did it again.
376
00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:59,137
My boy is so talented.
377
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:03,000
♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
378
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,827
♪ holiday themed
musical transition ♪
379
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,516
Okay, Chloe.
Go ahead and tell your story.
380
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,137
So Mom and Dad
can pick mine as the winner
381
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:12,033
of the Thundermans
Christmas Story Slam.
382
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:13,172
You mean mine.
383
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,103
I'm hearing
they're gonna pick mine.
384
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,000
Wait!
385
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,343
Can I have one more chance
386
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,172
to tell my story before Chloe?
387
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,550
Sure, son.
388
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:23,689
Now what original idea
389
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,379
have you come up with this time?
390
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:28,206
Okay.
So there's this green furry guy,
391
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,724
who just plain hates Christmas.
392
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:35,137
In fact, he hates it so much
that he wants to steal it.
393
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:40,206
Billy, that's a story by...
394
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:44,275
you and you alone.
395
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:48,068
And I didn't even have
to steal Max's song like Phoebe!
396
00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:51,551
Again... it was my song!
397
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,758
All right. Chloe, you are up.
398
00:16:56,793 --> 00:17:00,310
This story's called
Sandy the Sandman.
399
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,413
Once upon a time
in Secret Shores...
400
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,827
♪ "Jingle Bells" plays ♪
401
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,896
Hey, do you two wanna help me
build a sandman
402
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,793
with Jinx and Buch?
403
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,274
You mean a snowman?
404
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:10,413
We live by the beach.
405
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:12,275
Sandman's
the best we're gonna do.
406
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,586
We're too hot to do anything.
407
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:15,655
Yeah. Except whine
about how it's too hot.
408
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,241
It's too hot!
409
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,103
Just use your freeze breath.
410
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,067
Why didn't we think of that?
411
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,137
No, that's just spit.
412
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:27,275
Hot spit.
413
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,586
I wish you would've
called someone
414
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,274
to fix the air conditioner
like I asked.
415
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,241
- Why couldn't you do it?
- 'Cause I'm too hot!
416
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,620
Pay attention!
417
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:41,655
Say hello to our new friend,
Sandy the Sandman.
418
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:44,412
But I think he's just missing
one final touch.
419
00:17:44,413 --> 00:17:45,758
A Hawaiian shirt?
420
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,551
Sorry, buddy,
you ain't getting mine.
421
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:51,206
No! A hat.
So he doesn't get a sandburn.
422
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,102
♪ mysterious music plays ♪
423
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,068
What about that hat
that just magically blew in?
424
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,448
Perfect!
425
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,689
Can you guys
keep it down out here?
426
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:04,000
Yeah.
You're ruining our pity party.
427
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,965
I'm a real boy!
428
00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:12,344
Did I just get heat stroke
429
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:14,000
or did that sandman
come to life?
430
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,344
The hat was filled
431
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,655
with Christmas magic
and brought Sandy to life!
432
00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:20,516
Ooh! Let's check the landfill
for more magical hats!
433
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,241
Yeah! There's usually a bunch
by the diaper section.
434
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:26,482
Friends, please tell me
435
00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:28,137
about all
of the Christmas things.
436
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,655
But speak slow, because
my brain is made from sand.
437
00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:35,137
Finally, someone
to get into the spirit with.
438
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:37,172
Wanna go hang stockings
by the fireplace?
439
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,241
I don't know
what any of that stuff is,
440
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,619
but yes! Please!
441
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,172
I'll go find the stockings.
442
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,826
Hanging stockings is boring.
443
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:47,724
If you wanna know
about Christmas traditions,
444
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,655
I'm your guy.
445
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:49,792
I was a pile of sand
446
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,309
in a bucket a few minutes ago,
447
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,758
so I have no reason
not to trust you!
448
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:57,068
So this is what friends do
for each other on Christmas?
449
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:01,344
Sure is, buddy. But I think
they do it a little faster.
450
00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:03,551
Oh, come on.
451
00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,724
Sandy is not
your Christmas servant.
452
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,551
Yeah. He's a person.
453
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,068
Or a magical sand being.
454
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,517
Don't look at me.
I just got here.
455
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,689
It doesn't matter.
What you're doing is wrong.
456
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,620
You know what,
how 'bout you guys
457
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,344
fetch my boy Sandy here
some hot cocoa
458
00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:23,344
while I go teach him
an actual Christmas tradition.
459
00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:27,172
And how is this
a Christmas tradition?
460
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,862
Oh. Well, I showed Sandy
some festive fix-it videos,
461
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,067
and so now he's filling
the air conditioner
462
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,655
with ventilated cheer.
463
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,896
The electrical wires
are making me feel funny!
464
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,379
Phoebe!
465
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,793
Sandy is not
your holiday minion.
466
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:43,827
You had him fanning you
an hour ago.
467
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,862
Exactly! He's my holiday minion!
468
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:49,861
Sandy, go fill
the kiddie pool with ice.
469
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:51,517
Also, go buy me a kiddie pool.
470
00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,412
Well, it is Christmas.
471
00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:56,034
No. He's fixing the A/C.
472
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:58,724
- Kiddie pool!
- A/C!
473
00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:01,724
Guys, stop before you...
474
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:05,931
Sandy, no!
475
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:09,689
♪ low moody music playing ♪
476
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:16,862
I'm back
with even more childlike wonder!
477
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,241
Your selfishness
broke the Christmas magic.
478
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,517
♪ tense musical transition ♪
479
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,550
- The end.
- What do you mean, "the end"?
480
00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:30,724
Chloe! Please, please tell us
Sandy comes back to life!
481
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,067
You can't end the story
on her stupid siblings.
482
00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:35,034
Yeah, they ruin
their sister's Christmas.
483
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,034
Oh...
484
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:43,240
Exactly.
So, like I said, "the end."
485
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,586
Wow, Chloe.
486
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:47,310
That was almost
as good as Max's song.
487
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,413
Well, it's time.
488
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:54,344
The winner
of this year's Story Slam is...
489
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:55,757
Chloe.
490
00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:56,551
Really?
491
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,620
Yeah.
492
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:58,551
Your story taught us
493
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,068
how silly we've been acting.
494
00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,481
You deserve to put up the star.
495
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,620
Guess I hid the pointy things
for nothing.
496
00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:07,551
How could I lose?
497
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,827
My story about the Grinch
that stole Christmas was...
498
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:14,344
Oh, wait. Never mind.
499
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,000
I honestly don't care
about winning
500
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,448
or putting up the star.
501
00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:21,310
I just care that you two--
502
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:25,310
Whoa! Okay, wait, no.
This is pretty sick.
503
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:28,413
♪ cheerful holiday music
playing ♪
504
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,448
Alert! Incoming
call from Nora Thunderman.
505
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,482
Merry Christmas, everyone!
506
00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:39,965
Nora!
507
00:21:40,068 --> 00:21:41,379
Hi! How's the North Pole?
508
00:21:41,482 --> 00:21:43,999
Dad, you told them?
509
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,344
No!
510
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,724
Well... I'm sorry
I couldn't make it home,
511
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:52,241
but there's one Thunderman
tradition I didn't want to miss.
512
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:01,000
This is the best Easter ever!
513
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:06,275
♪ cheerful holiday music
playing ♪