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[Rick] Maggie, I know
I messed up in the past,
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but I'm ready to be with you.
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I'm all in.
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I really want to believe you.
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Do it.
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Chester.
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There's no falsehoods detected.
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- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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This is what we're doing today?
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I thought we were going to that
goat's milk ice cream place.
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- [Chester] He did think that.
- This is, of course,
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what we're doing today.
I'm going to ask you questions
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while you're hooked up
to a lie detector.
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Like, what makes
this time any different?
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I went to therapy.
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- [Chester] That's true.
- Ayahuasca therapy.
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- Hm.
- We're talking doing the work
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for 12, 13 hours
in a treehouse in Van Nuys.
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How do I know you
won't just disappear?
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I really, really,
really like you, Maggie.
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That's true.
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Wow.
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[kisses]
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Now tell me how attracted
you are to my friends
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on a scale of one to ten?
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- [instrumental music]
- We'll start with Emma.
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Can we start with
somebody else?
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[Dana] So
how's it going with Rick?
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Yeah, it's going really great.
Really great.
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[chuckles] Well,
what about Shah?
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[chuckles] I... I don't know
if Shah likes me back, okay?
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This could all be in my head,
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but I know
what I have with Rick is real.
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- Yeah, he's a great guy. Okay.
- Right.
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Rick is really good
for right now.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay? Look, he's cute.
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And he's fun and light
and, and dumb.
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But that's good.
I could focus on my career
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without any distraction.
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We're rooting for you,
praying for you,
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lighting candles for you.
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Hey, why is that degenerate
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Rick Silver back on my base?
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- Because I asked him to stay.
- You can't trust him, okay?
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[chuckles] Yeah,
actually, I can.
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Because he really,
really, really likes me.
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And he said so
during a three-hour polygraph.
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All that proves is he can lie
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for an entire season
of British television.
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They're trained by the CIA to
be able to beat the polygraph.
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It's like one of the first
things that they learn.
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Okay, you are gonna have
to get used to this, dad.
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Because Rick took a sabbatical
from the CIA
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to stay on the base and work
on the relationship with me.
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This guy comes from
a morally bankrupt cult
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that is doing
a-a slow, controlled burn
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of the entire planet, okay?
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Stupid and evil
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is not what I had in mind
for my daughter.
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No, I'm ignoring you.
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And look who is texting me.
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Mm. "You up?"
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- Maggie, it's 11:00 a.m.
- But he spelled "you" out.
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That's progress. Now, if you
excuse me, I have got to go
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because I... am up.
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Huh.
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[Patrick] Conway,
I know you wanna get rid
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of Rick Silver
just as much as I do.
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And I'm down for however
we can get him off of this base,
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short of, like, felony assault.
Although, I do know a guy.
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- I know a guy. Me.
- All right, listen.
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Here's the deal. Maggie is in
a platonic emotional affair
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that is going nowhere.
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So, like, we all do, she
called a hot, dumb sex guy.
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So who's Mr. Platonic?
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[Dana] Okay,
that is not relevant.
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All you need to know is that
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Rick Silver is bad for Maggie.
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I'm not buying this whole CIA
sabbatical thing.
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- They don't do sabbaticals.
- [Dana] No.
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It's like the hokey pokey
with the CIA.
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You're either in or you're out.
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So you know what?
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I'm calling the CIA.
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Hey, get me
Langley Operations, okay?
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[woman 1] Yes, sir.
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- [man 1] Can I help you?
- This is Colonel Patrick Quinn.
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I would like to discuss
the whereabouts
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of one of your field operatives,
a Rick Silver.
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- [man 1] Hold, please.
- Oh, you snitchin'?
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I'm not really snitching.
I'm just, um...
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I'm snitching at a bunch of
snitches who are snitching
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- at other snitches.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- I'm with you. I'm with you.
- CIA has me on hold.
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What? They have
terrible customer service.
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Corporal, what are you doing?
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- I wasn't masturbating.
- What?
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Made a promise to myself
and the laundry room spirits
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that I wouldn't defile
this sacred space.
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And that is why
I'm wearing oven mitts.
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No, I meant why are you sleeping
here and not in the barracks?
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I can't sleep there
because Gideon's watching
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Gilmore Girls at full volume.
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Rory's going to Yale.
It's not even a good season.
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So I had to go searching
for a different place to sleep.
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Then I came across this
little Goldilocks situation.
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- And I was like--
- Whatever. You can't sleep here.
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Then why is there a bed... with
a framed photo of your family?
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This is your bed, isn't it?
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This is just a temporary
situation, all right?
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Celeste is still moving
our stuff out of our place,
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and I gotta steer clear
or whatever.
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- No judgment here at all.
- Good.
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Now, normally, I do have a thing
about being a little spoon,
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but I think
you need to be comforted more.
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- Get in here.
- What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- We're sharing, aren't we?
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We're not gonna be spooning. Up.
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You could sleep
in the laundry room,
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but the office is mine.
Let's go.
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- Out. Out.
- Okay.
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- [sighs]
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Hey, you forgot
your oven mittens.
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Oh, you can keep them.
They actually don't work.
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Oh, that's disgusting.
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Good evening, colonel.
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Looking for this?
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I found... all five.
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- Ah!
- It appears I missed one.
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- [chuckles]
- Why so many guns?
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'Cause I'm an American,
that's why.
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Who the hell are you
supposed to be, buddy?
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Alistair McLeod. MI6.
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Oh, God. Gross.
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- You have a problem with MI6?
- Ah! Yeah, I do.
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Okay, the only thing worse than
a CIA spy is a British spy.
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- Oh, is that so?
- Yeah.
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You guys are all
emotionally closed off eunuchs.
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CIA is famous for druggin'
and buggin', but you guys,
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you're famous
for peepin' and creepin'.
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Well, we prefer
peeking and sneaking.
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Oh, I'm sure you do, pervs.
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I know what you guys do.
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You lurk in the shadows.
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You stare into bedroom windows
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while your tiny little
clammy British hands
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are doing God knows what
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inside those
stupid trench coats.
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Yes, your call to Langley, um,
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kicked, over a hornet's nest,
old chap.
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The CIA agent going
AWOL at Stroopsdorf
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- begs a lot of questions.
- AWOL?
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Your agency tasked me as
Netherlands Station Chief
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to find answers.
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What did you find, old chap?
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I found this... at a dead drop
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beneath a bench
on your base an hour ago.
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Schematics of the base.
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There is a mole right here
in the heart of Stroopsdorf.
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And with your call...
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- we suspect--
- Rick Silver. I knew it.
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I knew he was a double agent.
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Oh, my God.
I've been waiting for this day.
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- I'm gonna get my seventh gun.
- Not so fast.
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We need proof.
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So we stand outside
his window every night
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for six months... of peeping.
I mean, peeking.
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Six months? They could
be married in six months.
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Or worse,
calling each other... partners.
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The only fast way is to act
like the cowboys of the CIA.
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And, as you say, with
their drugging and bugging.
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Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. MI6.
That's what we're doing.
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[Rick] Colonel, thank you for
this late night scotch invite.
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Yeah.
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I thought it was good time
for a little sit-down.
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Yeah, man, it's nice
to be a welcomed guest.
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Especially since last time
I was... drugged and bugged.
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And this time. I put
truth serum in your scotch.
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- [Rick] Again?
- Yep.
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When are you gonna realize
that we're on the same side?
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We're not really
on the same side, Rick.
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As a matter of fact,
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unfortunately, I'm on his side.
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- Ho!
- Yeah.
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- MI6?
- Oh, you know him?
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He's a posh impotent peeper.
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You seen one,
you seen 'em all.
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Mr. Silver, I'm here
on behalf of your agency.
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Calmly answer my questions
and you may walk free.
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How do we know if it's working?
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Our scientists have engineered
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a gastrointestinal
starting pistol.
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[farts]
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[chuckles]
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I'm so sorry. That was me.
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That was not the chair.
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That was definitely me.
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[chuckles] Oh, snap.
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You got me on that pure,
uncut English truth serum, huh?
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- How much did you give him?
- One.
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- Drop?
- No, one bottle.
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I wanted to make sure
it worked.
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I saw a dead alien
in a freezer.
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I poke its toe. At least,
I think it was its toe.
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But the guys I was with
laughed, so...
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it might have been
something else.
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Hey, uh, have you seen Rick?
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He texted me,
"Meet me in the Teen Center.
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- P.S. I'm evil."
- It was me.
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- That makes sense. Right.
- Okay, listen.
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Time to face some
hard truths about this guy.
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He's a mole
and he's spying on our base.
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And what proof do you have?
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I have a full confession.
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Hm.
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Baby, baby, baby.
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Oh, your dad dosed me
with truth serum.
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You need... a hobby.
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[instrumental music]
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Mr. Silver, are you the spy
in Stroopsdorf?
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- No.
- What?
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So you didn't put the folder
in the dead drop?
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No, I did not.
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The CIA informed us
you were AWOL.
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Yeah, they put me
on travel restriction
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for causing a scene
at the airport.
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I didn't want
to take off my flip flops
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going through TSA.
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It is a thong sandal.
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Like, check it
with your eyes, bro.
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Point is, you didn't lie
on the polygraph
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like my dad claims.
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Uh, actually,
your dad was right.
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Aha! See? What did I say?
Let's go.
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- About what?
- Spill. [snaps fingers]
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- Come on.
- I don't...
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00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:28,102
really, really, really like you.
245
00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:32,476
I love you.
246
00:09:32,477 --> 00:09:34,848
Oh, my God.
247
00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:37,554
- Really?
- I can't lie.
248
00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:40,627
- Oh...
- You gotta be kiddin' me.
249
00:09:40,628 --> 00:09:42,731
Colonel, British dude
with no sack,
250
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:45,035
thank you both for giving me
the push that I needed
251
00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:47,406
to finally open up my heart
to you.
252
00:09:47,407 --> 00:09:49,344
- [instrumental music]
- Oh! [sobs]
253
00:09:49,345 --> 00:09:50,947
[Patrick] Hey. Ugh!
254
00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:53,854
For the record, uh,
I do have a sack.
255
00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:56,892
Ah, well, we were wondering.
256
00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:57,794
Ehh...
257
00:09:57,795 --> 00:09:59,130
We're in a tight spot, old chap.
258
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,967
You think? Now
she's in love with Rick Silver
259
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,203
more than
she's ever been before.
260
00:10:02,204 --> 00:10:03,674
And we have no mole
and we have no suspects.
261
00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,210
Yes, and because of
your American yippee-ki-yay,
262
00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:08,549
we're now up the River Thames
without a sculling oar.
263
00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,052
Oh, so it's my fault?
You know what?
264
00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:11,755
Just give me
all the truth serum you have.
265
00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:15,196
- I'll take care of it.
- [instrumental music]
266
00:10:22,277 --> 00:10:23,746
What are you doing, Papadakis?
267
00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,984
Great, you're awake.
268
00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:27,486
I could really
use some company, man.
269
00:10:27,487 --> 00:10:29,758
I am not used
to sleepin' alone.
270
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,596
Yeah, neither am I.
271
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,098
Awesome. [groans]
272
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,734
Divorce, huh?
273
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,572
- Yeah.
- [Papadakis sighs]
274
00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:37,842
Yikes.
275
00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:44,120
- How you holdin' up?
- It's hard.
276
00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:48,295
You know, but
marriage was hard too.
277
00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,298
Yeah.
278
00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:52,303
Maybe you just haven't
met the right person yet.
279
00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:55,677
Or maybe I have and the timing
will never be right.
280
00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:58,482
Maybe I'm... meant
to yearn for someone
281
00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:01,689
who I know
is the answer to my loneliness.
282
00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,291
- What?
- Nothin'.
283
00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:06,966
So your ex-wife,
she ever walk around naked?
284
00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:09,705
Yeah, sometimes.
285
00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:13,478
That... is so sick.
286
00:11:13,479 --> 00:11:15,918
- [chuckles]
- Wow.
287
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:19,457
So when you live together,
you can have sex
288
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,328
whenever you want, right?
289
00:11:21,329 --> 00:11:22,631
Yeah, you can,
290
00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:25,235
- but... you don't.
- [Papadakis] Whoa.
291
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,608
What? Uh...
292
00:11:27,609 --> 00:11:29,912
- You're lying in bed together.
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:32,049
At night during the sex hours,
294
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:35,557
but you're... not having sex?
295
00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:37,493
Mm-hmm.
296
00:11:37,494 --> 00:11:39,464
What do you do?
297
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,368
We look at our phones mostly.
298
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,341
You just look at your phones?
299
00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:46,144
Yeah.
300
00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,719
You look at your phones?
301
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:53,660
What do you mean
you look at your phones?
302
00:11:53,661 --> 00:11:55,596
Uh... Oh, my God.
303
00:11:55,597 --> 00:11:56,699
It's...
304
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,202
[instrumental music]
305
00:11:59,572 --> 00:12:01,843
- How'd you narrow it down?
- Well, after spending all night
306
00:12:01,944 --> 00:12:04,948
reviewing security footage,
I've identified three suspects.
307
00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:06,785
How do you know that
they're gonna show up here?
308
00:12:06,786 --> 00:12:08,522
I promised them free pizza.
309
00:12:08,523 --> 00:12:10,359
What if they already eaten?
310
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,160
It's free pizza.
311
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:13,198
Ah, here come our suspects.
312
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,102
Peacock,
313
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:19,177
Nameless... and the Stranger.
314
00:12:20,547 --> 00:12:22,684
[chuckles] Now the best bit,
we watch.
315
00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:25,055
- [chuckles]
- [indistinct chatter]
316
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,994
- Pizza party.
- The sergeant isn't a suspect.
317
00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:29,330
I know, but I invited her
318
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,700
because she knows who
my daughter's crush is.
319
00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:32,269
So I figured
we give her the pizza,
320
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:35,008
she tells us who the crush is,
we invite that guy down.
321
00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:35,978
Bye-bye, Rick Silver.
322
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:37,246
Do you think this is a game?
323
00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:38,950
Three people on serum
is a risk.
324
00:12:38,951 --> 00:12:41,154
Any additions increases
the danger exponentially.
325
00:12:41,155 --> 00:12:43,325
- And now four.
- Well, six actually.
326
00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:46,297
Hey, let's go.
Thanks for the invite, sergeant.
327
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,370
Look at them. They're like
stray dogs with bones.
328
00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:52,677
[all] Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
329
00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:54,447
He's got a whole pizza
to himself.
330
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,986
[all] Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
331
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,154
Dear God in heaven.
332
00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:00,025
This many people on serum
333
00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,460
in one place at one time
334
00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:04,901
creates what we at MI6
call a Truth Orgy.
335
00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:07,372
It's extremely destructive.
We're reasonably sure
336
00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:08,843
it's what caused Brexit.
337
00:13:08,844 --> 00:13:11,982
- Listen, it's gonna be fine.
- Wait, save me some.
338
00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,585
Oh, no, it's not gonna
be fine at all.
339
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:16,057
[Gideon] Well, there's actually
not a lot, so...
340
00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,995
[farts]
I just farted, y'all.
341
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,401
Why did I say that?
342
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,839
Lock the doors.
No one must escape.
343
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,476
The Truth Orgy has begun.
344
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,117
[instrumental music]
345
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,920
All right, we're all locked in.
346
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:33,926
Ladies and gentlemen,
as you have no doubt noticed,
347
00:13:33,927 --> 00:13:35,863
- [farts]
- you are farting.
348
00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:39,270
And you're telling others
that you're farting.
349
00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:41,140
I'm not. [farts]
350
00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:43,345
- Never mind, I am.
- You've all been drugged
351
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:46,451
with the most potent truth serum
known to man.
352
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:50,159
Soon you will feel compelled
to divulge your deepest secrets
353
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,862
- and your darkest desires.
- [farts]
354
00:13:51,863 --> 00:13:54,467
I invited Private Someone,
Jan, and Gideon,
355
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,505
to find out
which one of them is the mole.
356
00:13:56,506 --> 00:14:00,847
Someone else has ensnared
the other four in this trap.
357
00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:02,550
So I would urge the rest of you
358
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,588
not to move or to speak,
359
00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:08,996
or this will turn into
an absolute bloody frenzy.
360
00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:12,303
[dramatic music]
361
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:20,954
No. No.
You dosed us. And why?
362
00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:23,359
What kind of sick mind games
are you playing?
363
00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:26,064
This should be my last straw,
but it's not.
364
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,201
Because my childhood trauma
leaves me desperate
365
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,071
for your approval all the time.
366
00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:32,009
S-stupid truth serum.
367
00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,411
Okay, let me explain.
368
00:14:33,412 --> 00:14:35,750
I didn't mean to dose
everybody, I was trying
369
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,621
- to just dose Conway.
- What?
370
00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:40,526
That was the original idea.
Because I know that she knows
371
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:41,661
who your secret crush was.
372
00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:43,365
So I wanted to get
that information out of her,
373
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,936
invite the guy down,
and then he could tell
374
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:47,405
Rick Silver to kiss off.
375
00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:48,609
So, Conway,
376
00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:52,016
do you want to share
your little secret with us?
377
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:55,055
[exhales]
378
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:59,030
- I had sex near Jan.
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,299
- What?
- Ew.
380
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,035
Wait, near?
Did you mean "with?"
381
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:04,508
No, no, no, no,
I had sex with Jan's polycule
382
00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:07,145
while he was playing
classical piano nearby.
383
00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:10,253
Honestly, it was really hot.
384
00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:13,225
- Oh, God. Mm.
- Group sex is a beautiful song.
385
00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:16,164
And I am merely
a humble composer.
386
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,534
But some people go
as far as calling me
387
00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:20,707
the Mozart of humping
in a yurt. You know?
388
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,978
[sighs] Doesn't this
feel liberating?
389
00:15:22,979 --> 00:15:25,282
Just telling everyone
your unhinged truth.
390
00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:26,852
[Maggie] Yes!
[Gideon] I don't really get
391
00:15:26,853 --> 00:15:28,689
why we have to
wash our underwear.
392
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,159
Nobody's smelling the stuff.
393
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,494
That makes sense.
394
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,333
All my hairs
below my waist are transplants.
395
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,037
Wait, you got a crotch weave?
396
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,373
- Major Shah.
- Uh-huh.
397
00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:39,143
Gideon and I were not fighting,
398
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:42,216
we've actually been
getting along... really well.
399
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,119
Yeah, we pushed
our beds together
400
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,389
into a California king.
401
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,192
Sometimes I pretend to fall
into the crack,
402
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:48,996
and we laugh and laugh.
403
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,432
"Help me out! Help me out!
404
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,570
Like I'm stuck in the crack.
Get me out of here."
405
00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,842
[Papadakis] Shut up, Gideon.
Shah, the reason I lied
406
00:15:54,843 --> 00:15:56,344
the other night
was because I saw you
407
00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:57,681
sneaking into the laundry room
408
00:15:57,682 --> 00:16:00,519
to sleep with your
little blankie and your pillow.
409
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,260
And that was the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
410
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:06,231
And I grew up in Cedar Rapids.
411
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,634
I've become Cedar Rapids sad?
412
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:10,171
But, hey, as a friend,
you have gotta tell
413
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:13,645
this secret woman that you're
yearning for how you feel.
414
00:16:13,646 --> 00:16:17,086
Who's the secret woman
that you're yearning for?
415
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:18,488
[instrumental music]
416
00:16:18,489 --> 00:16:20,159
We're all wondering.
417
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,097
- [door slams]
- [all exclaim]
418
00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:25,703
- Maggie, you up?
- Oh, this moron.
419
00:16:25,704 --> 00:16:28,609
Maggie, I got your SOS Text.
Here to extract you.
420
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,778
- No, Rick, you should go.
- [Rick] Come on, let's go.
421
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,615
No, you should go. You should
go. We're doing a thing.
422
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,719
- It's called a, um...
- Truth orgy, I know.
423
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,923
Yeah, I helped plan the one
that caused Brexit.
424
00:16:35,924 --> 00:16:37,727
What? Why?
425
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:39,096
We're your biggest ally.
426
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,733
I know, dude. I'm sorry, man.
427
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,604
At a certain point,
dismantling governments
428
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:45,241
just becomes a habit, you know?
My bad, dude. But I can hang.
429
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:47,346
I'm still riding that
full bottle from last night.
430
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:49,383
You know what, Rick?
I'm happy you're here
431
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,956
because we already know
how you feel about Maggie.
432
00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:53,692
And now I would like to hear
how Maggie feels
433
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,228
about you in return.
434
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:56,866
- [chuckles]
- That's a great idea.
435
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:59,303
- Yeah. Maggie.
- [Maggie] Ugh.
436
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:04,046
- I like you.
- Not love?
437
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,017
Just really, really, really,
like. That's cool.
438
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:08,387
No reallys.
Not a single really.
439
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:10,192
No. I see absolutely
no future with you.
440
00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:11,594
And I've been lying to myself
441
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,231
so that I could use you for sex
without feeling guilty.
442
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,435
But I judge you for having
no morality whatsoever.
443
00:17:15,436 --> 00:17:18,843
- What?
- Yeah. Suck it, Silver.
444
00:17:18,844 --> 00:17:20,278
You're done, baby.
You're toast.
445
00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:22,617
You're cooked. It's over.
446
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:25,422
[Rick] Baby, I can see
that you're too damaged
447
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:27,426
to share your life
with another person.
448
00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:28,762
Oh, no, I know that's not true,
449
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:31,301
because I would do it
in a heartbeat with Abe.
450
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,973
- Wait, What?
- Girl!
451
00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:36,010
- Shah?
- You're Mr. Platonic?
452
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,412
Huh? Um...
453
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,150
I didn't want you
to find out this way,
454
00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:41,020
but I'm feeling kind of glad
that I'm saying it.
455
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,256
'Cause now I'll know
whether or not
456
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:43,325
I've imagined the whole thing.
457
00:17:43,326 --> 00:17:46,097
It's not in your imagination.
458
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,203
I love you.
459
00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:52,075
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
460
00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:54,180
- Whoa.
- [Jan] Yes!
461
00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:56,618
- What?
- [chuckles]
462
00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:59,691
- You know? I also love Maggie.
- I love Maggie, too.
463
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,795
- Yeah, I love Maggie.
- We all love Maggie.
464
00:18:01,796 --> 00:18:03,666
- She's a very lovely...
- All right, all right.
465
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,603
- Enough for the loving Maggie.
- You know what? Can we go talk
466
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:07,139
- in the meeting room?
- Oh, away from my dad
467
00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:08,542
and everyone I've ever met?
Yeah, absolutely.
468
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:10,245
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
469
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:12,751
- I'd rather they stay.
- I did not pick up on that.
470
00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:14,855
I mean, who would even
choose him over me?
471
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,159
I can do this.
472
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,767
- Ya! Bam!
- [Papadakis] Whoa!
473
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:24,541
- [grunts] Bam!
- Okay.
474
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,046
I-I can't believe
that just happened.
475
00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:28,849
I have been wanting
to say that for so long.
476
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,655
So long. And-and obviously
couldn't. And to...
477
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:34,761
To see the look on your face
like, was...
478
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:38,669
Ah, that's... no longer
the look on your face.
479
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,775
[sighs] Uh, do you
wanna make out?
480
00:18:41,776 --> 00:18:43,044
We should probably make out.
481
00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:44,714
[sighs] Maggie.
482
00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:47,520
- That is not a good start.
- I'm not even divorced yet.
483
00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,557
Wait, but that's
just a formality.
484
00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:51,361
We're not allowed to date
in our chain of command.
485
00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:52,797
And we will keep it a secret.
486
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,803
- It's illegal.
- By army law, not God's law.
487
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:58,175
- Not God's law. Maggie, what--
- Yeah. Come on.
488
00:18:58,176 --> 00:18:59,544
Maggie, how many nights
have we spent
489
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:01,347
talkin' about your hopes,
your dreams,
490
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,218
your career aspirations?
491
00:19:03,219 --> 00:19:04,521
Yes, we would talk for so long
492
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:07,326
- because we couldn't make out.
- Yes.
493
00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:09,631
Maggie, this...
494
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,669
This-this could
jeopardize everything.
495
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:13,471
This is a good thing.
496
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,208
- Don't you want all that?
- Yes, I do.
497
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:18,783
I want those things.
And I... want this, too.
498
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,755
[exhales] Maggie, I could never
forgive myself
499
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:24,761
if I was any part of you
not getting...
500
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,598
[breathes heavily]
501
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,801
what you want.
502
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:32,910
Wow, the truth is overrated,
503
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,446
Huh.
504
00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:36,017
Uh.
505
00:19:36,117 --> 00:19:39,222
- Mm.
- All right, guys, this is it.
506
00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:40,926
The mole hunt is over.
507
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,797
Which one of you is the spy?
508
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,601
[instrumental music]
509
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:47,707
Let's go.
510
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:50,914
[crunching]
511
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,453
Come on, I know
somebody in this room
512
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,223
put the folder under the bench.
513
00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:58,863
Oh, I did that, but only
cause you ordered me to.
514
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,633
No, I didn't.
What are you talkin' about?
515
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,937
Yeah. You sent me
an email telling me
516
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:05,877
to collect all the blueprints
and leave 'em there.
517
00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:11,888
You thought my email was
thecolonelq@hotmail.com.
518
00:20:11,889 --> 00:20:14,994
I thought you use Hotmail
because of how you're old.
519
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:17,834
So we don't have a spy problem.
We have an idiot problem.
520
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:20,873
You know, I feel like
if I ate one more slice,
521
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,476
I could talk to God.
522
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:27,788
Oh, this pizza is taking me on
a spiritual journey, everyone.
523
00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:33,566
[Gideon] Guys, let's keep this
Truth Orgy going all night.
524
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,836
[Dana] I know all your
Social Security numbers,
525
00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:39,376
but don't worry, I only
use them when I need stuff.
526
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:40,846
I have a pacemaker.
527
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:43,518
Like, not in my body,
I just, like, have one.
528
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:45,288
Top drawer of my dresser,
my room.
529
00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:48,762
I'm circumcised,
and it's my biggest shame.
530
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:51,333
Not a day goes by
that I don't mourn my foreskin.
531
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:55,441
Brother, you are whole
without that foreskin.
532
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:57,747
I'm 1/18th Argentinian.
533
00:20:57,748 --> 00:20:59,718
I didn't want you guys to treat
me differently if you found out
534
00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:01,487
I wasn't a purebred Greek man.
535
00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:03,324
Did you think
that made us like you?
536
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:05,964
I have a tattoo of a giant
tombstone on my back
537
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,802
that says, "RIP Good Girl."
538
00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:12,510
No one's ever seen it.
They can if they want to.
539
00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:15,181
I'm in love with
a chatbot named Rosalia.
540
00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:17,118
She told me
to stop talking to her.
541
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,991
I've been having sex
with Rosalia.
542
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:24,334
I've always been madly sexually
attracted to Mrs. Doubtfire.
543
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:25,703
She's got great cans.
544
00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:27,840
And mind you,
not Robin Williams
545
00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:28,843
and not Mrs. Doubtfire,
546
00:21:28,844 --> 00:21:32,048
but Robin Williams
as Mrs. Doubtfire.
547
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,286
I breastfed until I was ten.
548
00:21:34,287 --> 00:21:36,056
I tried it again at 13.
549
00:21:36,057 --> 00:21:38,328
[children] It's going so well.