1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:37,602 [static hissing] 4 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,394 [man, breathlessly] Fuck. Fuck. 5 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:48,265 Fuck. 6 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,355 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 7 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,184 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 8 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:57,318 [water rippling] 9 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:59,537 Fuck. 10 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,974 Erika. 11 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,863 [low jazzy music plays] 12 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,301 I'm a slave to this vagina. 13 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,175 -Join the fucking club. -Hmm. 14 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,002 I think all this gum-chewing is giving me TMJ. 15 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,309 Oh, please. 16 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:34,398 My jaw's still sore from all the dick I sucked 17 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,183 in Laguna last weekend. 18 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,230 You know, I kind of thought this job 19 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,450 was gonna be a little bit more intellectually stimulating. 20 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,191 [chuckles] 21 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,888 Oh, you're serious. 22 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,630 But I, like, seriously need the money, 23 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,197 so I guess beggars can't be choosers. 24 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,763 Wait, wait, wait. 25 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,070 -You don't have a trust fund? -Huh? 26 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,289 What are you, an orphan? 27 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:56,377 Hmm. 28 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:59,597 Oh, shit. Vikktor, twelve o'clock. 29 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:01,730 Elliot. 30 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:05,342 Erika would like to see you in her office. 31 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,344 Me? 32 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,737 [Erika] Well, you know I hate criticism, 33 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,521 especially when it's accurate. 34 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,524 Art these days is all about more noise, more commotion, 35 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,831 otherwise you might as well be zombie-scrolling TikTok. 36 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,963 It's so "my cock's bigger than yours" 37 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,617 and it's so fucking boring. 38 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,402 And I'm bored. I'm bored. Bye. 39 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,404 Ugh, sorry about that. 40 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,014 Oh, no problem. 41 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,234 [sighs] 42 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,670 Elliot. 43 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:29,845 [gentle ambient music plays] 44 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,325 Yes. 45 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:32,848 How long have you been working for me now? 46 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,284 A little over a week, I think. 47 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,721 [whispers] Wow. That long already. 48 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,160 And how are you liking it here? 49 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,075 -I love it. -Oh. 50 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:46,514 -I see you've signed your NDA. -Hmm? 51 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,646 In your application packet. 52 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:52,084 [inhales] Yep. Yes. Uh-huh. [clears throat] 53 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,783 Well, we all think you're doing an excellent job here. 54 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,480 [Elliot, chuckling] Oh, great. 55 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,047 But... 56 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:05,663 There is... There is something I need to speak with you about. 57 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,492 I wouldn't want you to take this the wrong way. 58 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:11,278 but the way you've been looking at me 59 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,149 has been making me feel uncomfortable. 60 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,197 What? 61 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,896 Don't pretend you haven't been flirting with me, Elliot. 62 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,551 And it is entirely inappropriate in the workplace. 63 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,293 Oh, my God. 64 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,816 I am so sorry. 65 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:28,860 I, um... 66 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,429 I don't even know what I've been doing, exactly, 67 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:36,041 but I promise, whatever it is, I-I will stop immediately. 68 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,218 As long as we're really on the same page about that. 69 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,002 I would love to be on the same page. Yes. 70 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,352 Okay. [sighs] Oh, gosh. 71 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:48,184 Life... so fucking short. Don't you think? 72 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,665 Do you have a girlfriend? 73 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,537 What? I'm sorry. I-- 74 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:58,760 Um, aren't you not supposed to ask questions like that? 75 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,152 I'm not. 76 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,243 Have I offended you? 77 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,027 No. No. 78 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,856 I just... 79 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,817 do... have a girlfriend. 80 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,255 Good. That helps. 81 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,431 You wouldn't get weird then. [sighs] 82 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,694 Weird? 83 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,043 If we fucked. 84 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:23,045 [music abruptly stops] 85 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,656 So your relationship with your former employer 86 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,484 was initiated by her? 87 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:32,010 And you say it was primarily sexual in nature? 88 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,230 [quietly] Uh-huh. 89 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,188 -[sharply] What's that? -Yes. 90 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:39,061 [electrical hum] 91 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,542 -Am I a suspect here? -Depends. 92 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,024 Elliot, look. I realize it's been a long night, 93 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:50,115 but we really need you to tell us the whole story. 94 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,902 Okay. Yeah. I know. Um... 95 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,386 It started a couple months ago, when I was fresh out of school. 96 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,606 I was broke, and in desperate need of a job. 97 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:05,696 Sex and sexuality are central to my work 98 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,743 because as an artist I'm-- I'm seeking pure truth. 99 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,746 You know, what lurks beneath the facades people hide behind. 100 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:12,921 [slurps] 101 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,444 What are you watching? 102 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,533 It's for my interview this afternoon. 103 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,927 -[mouth full] What interview? -[slurps] 104 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,582 With her. Erika Tracy. 105 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,585 I'm interviewing to be her assistant at her studio. 106 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,763 You think her boobs are real? 107 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,939 When you fuck someone, even a one-night stand, 108 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:33,289 you're physically and emotionally naked. 109 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,336 There's no bullshit, no presentation. 110 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,033 That person knows you better than your mother 111 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,991 or your best friend ever will. 112 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,429 She's so good with words, right? 113 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,301 -She looks kind of evil. -I know. 114 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,477 Apparently, the rumor is that 115 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,261 she, like, fucked Vincent Gallo 116 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,655 at The Brown Bunny premiere in New York when she was 18. 117 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,050 Is it embarrassing that I think that's cool? 118 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,879 Only if you care that that's embarrassing. 119 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:02,144 Everyone has a persona they put on in public. 120 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,580 But during sex, 121 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,844 your most intimate, primal self is revealed. 122 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,846 That's what turns me on creatively. 123 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,718 Okay, remind me what the difference is 124 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,241 between this and porn. 125 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:14,199 You know, lighting, context. 126 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,811 Right. 127 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,466 So does this mean that you're gonna 128 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:20,858 pay your share of the rent for a change? 129 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,253 Uh, I mean I have to get the job first, but I hope so. 130 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,517 Yeah. Me too. I'm tired of supporting your lazy ass. 131 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:28,953 [chuckles] 132 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,739 Did you eat my fucking yogurt again? 133 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:34,176 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get you more. I promise. 134 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,960 -Activia. -[both] The green kind. 135 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,135 I know. 136 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,920 -[car whining] -[muffled music] 137 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,142 -[music stops] -[engine sputters, stops] 138 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:49,757 [honks] 139 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,374 You got this, man. 140 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,776 [soft ambient music plays] 141 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,435 Hi. I'm here for my 3:30 interview. 142 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:26,141 [phone chirps] 143 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:28,796 [chirps] 144 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,754 [chimes] 145 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,193 [chirps] 146 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,851 [chirps] 147 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,159 [chimes] 148 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,686 Elliot? 149 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,216 Should I give this to you or sh-- 150 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,005 [ambient music continues] 151 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,405 Sh-- Should I... 152 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,628 Unless you'd rather stand for the entire interview. 153 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,456 [chuckles] No. No. 154 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,937 Oh, sorry. Here you go. 155 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:31,554 So. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 156 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:35,340 Well, I'm-- My name's Elliot. Um... 157 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,345 I graduated from UCLA with a BFA in New Media-- 158 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:43,000 That is all stuff in that resume, though. 159 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:47,178 -Why do you want to work here? -Oh, well, I love your work. 160 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,747 My early stuff or my recent work? 161 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,621 Uh... honestly, both. 162 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,843 Contemporary art is a scam, you know that, right? 163 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,454 Uh... Uh-huh. 164 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,847 The real art is convincing people 165 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,980 you're making something meaningful and complex, 166 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,417 when it's really just arbitrary masturbation. 167 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,812 I'm currently working on a photographic series 168 00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,378 of nude men putting on make-up. 169 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,642 You should... You should pose for me. 170 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,774 Oh! [chuckles] 171 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,907 That's so flatter-- No, no, no. I couldn't. 172 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,431 -No, it's not really my thing. -Are you ashamed of your body? 173 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,520 Oh, no. I wouldn't say that. I just-- 174 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,782 You look bad without clothes on. 175 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,567 No, I look fine without clothes on. 176 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,569 -I don't know about that either. -Oh, is your dick a little-- 177 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,353 -No, it's just not my thing. -It's okay. 178 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,137 -No, I don't know why-- -It's fine, if it is. 179 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,400 No. My-- It's not my-- No, my dic-- 180 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,837 Oh! Sorry. I don't mean to say "dick." 181 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,403 That's a rude thing to say in an interview. 182 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,144 Oh, my God. [cackles] 183 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,452 Calm down. I am fucking with you. Wow. 184 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:46,368 I would never say anything that inappropriate. 185 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,024 You-- [chuckles] Okay. Okay. 186 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,593 The, uh, door has been open the entire time 187 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:56,987 if you haven't noticed, as per the woke police, so... 188 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,729 Feel free to run away any time. 189 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,471 Um... No. 190 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,300 -I'm good. -Yeah. 191 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,171 Can never be too careful. 192 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,479 It's a good thing you have a sense of humor though, 193 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,133 'cause otherwise, this is definitely 194 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,743 not the place for you. 195 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,745 Yeah. So, I'm-- 196 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,660 I'm getting that, yeah. [scoffs] 197 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,183 Okay, you're hired. 198 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,097 -[loudly] Really? -Yeah. 199 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,577 Holy sh-- Wow. 200 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,361 Yeah, this was just a formality. 201 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,973 -Oh, my God. -But, you just-- 202 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:29,454 You need to just... loosen up. You're very tightly wound. 203 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,934 And a little loud. 204 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,893 Uh, yeah. No problem. I can 100% do that. 205 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:33,937 All right. 206 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,724 -Bye-bye. -Is it-- Okay. 207 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:41,902 Um... I-- Oh, I-- Uh, thanks. 208 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,643 Thank you. Honestly. 209 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,950 So Erika began grooming you the day that you met her? 210 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,300 "Grooming" is kind of a loaded word. 211 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,782 I mean, our relationship was 100% consensual, 212 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,524 and, I mean, the attraction was definitely mutual. 213 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:59,310 Plus, she was only 14 1/2 years older than I was. 214 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,835 Erika was your employer, though. 215 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:07,928 Yes. Yeah, but, in a weird way, that dynamic is kind of what... 216 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,495 what made it so hot. 217 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,759 I mean, it was-- you know, it was forbidden. 218 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,587 It was... against society's rules. 219 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,808 So are you saying you didn't find it suspicious 220 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,984 that out of all the qualified applicants, 221 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:24,684 Erika hired you for the position right on the spot? 222 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,949 How awesome is that? My first post-college job! 223 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:32,604 [dryly] Awesome. You're a pretentious artist's peon. 224 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,869 Well, Erika's actually not pretentious at all. 225 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,609 She's really cool and... 226 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,829 What are you studying? 227 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,049 My neuropharmacology exam is this Friday. 228 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,792 What? [sighs] 229 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:50,274 I thought maybe we could have some celebration sex. 230 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,886 We just had sex 11 days ago. 231 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,758 Unlike some people, I've got actual work to do 232 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,455 and I can't accomplish anything 233 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,675 with you constantly draining my chi energy. 234 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:07,030 -Come on, Doctor. Please? -You're a sex addict. 235 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:10,207 Sex addiction's a myth. I read it on the Internet. 236 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,210 -[gasps] Oh, Elliot. -[cartoon glass shatters] 237 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,647 -[cartoonish bouncing] -I want you so bad. 238 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,345 -Please fuck my brains out... -[bounce] 239 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,434 ...with your legendary, rock-hard... 240 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,479 [cartoon spring boings] 241 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,656 You know, because of you, 242 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,747 I've been masturbating a lot more than usual. 243 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,923 And, uh, I think I'm getting claw hand. 244 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,969 -Is that the medical term? -Yep. I Googled it. 245 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,842 Well, luckily, that's why God invented porn. 246 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,495 So women like me can make the world go round 247 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,541 while you men jerk off. 248 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:45,286 You precocious geniuses all know how to chew gum, yes? 249 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,462 Fantastic. 250 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,812 You're going to chew each piece until it is soft and juicy 251 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,509 and you are going to stick it on this canvas 252 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,250 in the clearly demarcated areas. 253 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,558 And no matter what, do not go outside of the lines. 254 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,907 Got it? 255 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,562 What are you wait for? Start chewing. 256 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,827 What an insufferable cunt. 257 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,611 [giggles] Sorry. 258 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,528 Welcome to the hipster sweatshop. I'm Zap. 259 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,445 -Zach? -Zap. Like a raygun. 260 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,578 -Oh. Cool. Yeah. Elliot. -Mmm. 261 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,276 Sorry. It's just my first day. I'm a little nervous. 262 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,365 What for? 263 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,804 We're just mindless cows chewing cud in a pasture. 264 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,458 So, uh, you're an artist too? 265 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,635 I do a pornographic blog 266 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,464 about a semi-fictional G-chat conversation I'm having 267 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,554 with a priest I have never met that lives in Mexico City. 268 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,122 -You? -Uh... 269 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,430 I'm contemplating starting a podcast. 270 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,084 -Ah. -Yeah. 271 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,783 I have a very, like, active imagination. 272 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,089 You know? 273 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,267 You think Erika's hot? 274 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,877 -[inaudible] -Uh, I guess. 275 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,836 Do you? 276 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,012 She's a fucking goddess. 277 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,754 But she has a real vadge though, which is where I draw the line. 278 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,409 But I know someone who has had sex with someone 279 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,889 who was in an orgy with her once. 280 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,630 -Really? An orgy? -Uh-huh. 281 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,674 Whoa. 282 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,200 -You never been in one, huh? -No, I haven't. Have you? 283 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,158 This morning. 284 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:19,467 Wow. So you're... pan then, or I guess-- 285 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,904 [chuckles] No, Elliot. 286 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,819 -I am fucking gay. -[scoffs] 287 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,561 None of this no-label amorphous bullshit for me. 288 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,085 -You? -Well, I have a girlfriend. 289 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,523 But I definitely feel identified with the... the queer community. 290 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,090 You ever suck a dick? 291 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,092 [laughs nervously] No, I haven't. 292 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,615 Well, look at that. You're straight. 293 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,226 -Oh, is that what it is? -Elliot. 294 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,967 [gasps, chokes] 295 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,927 [pants] Oh, my God. Sorry. The gum hit the back of my-- 296 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,103 Are you okay? 297 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,018 Great. Do you have a car? 298 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,977 -Yep. -I need you to follow me home, 299 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,804 'cause there's something I need you to move for me. 300 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,633 Put your number in here. I'll text you the address. 301 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,680 [phone ticking] 302 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,640 [footsteps fade] 303 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,685 [pulsing bass plays] 304 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,295 [Erika] Are you coming, or--? 305 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,690 -Hello. Elliot. -Sorry. Yes. No, I can-- Yeah. 306 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,779 Tip it. Lift it up. 307 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,825 Good. Now just be careful. 308 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,305 I paid a small fortune for that thing. 309 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,177 Just... careful. 310 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,657 [breathy vocals over pulsing bass play] 311 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,052 -[door closes] -All right. Uh... 312 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,445 Just on the ground over there. 313 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,142 -Sorry? Oh. -Yeah. 314 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,103 I could have done it myself, but I don't do manual labor, so-- 315 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,931 [chuckles] Yeah. 316 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,802 Mmm. 317 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,807 -What do you think? -Of? 318 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,070 -The-- -Oh, I, uh, like it. 319 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,289 [Erika] Why? 320 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,205 [Elliot] It's very... succinct. 321 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,076 Succinct. 322 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,296 I paid 20 thousand dollars for that, 323 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,993 and that's the best thing you can come up with? 324 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,648 [laughs nervously] Why'd you buy it anyway? 325 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,302 [hesitating] 326 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,912 Yesterday you said contemporary art's, what, a scam? 327 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,088 I don't know, I just say bullshit sometimes 328 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,568 to see if anyone's listening. 329 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,222 I'm gonna have a Spindrift. You want one? 330 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,051 Uh, yeah, a Spindrift sounds great. Thanks. 331 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,835 [Erika] My issue with art today is that 332 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,272 people care more about the celebrity status of the artist 333 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,665 than the work itself, 334 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,754 so then the actual art becomes just 335 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,496 a trace element of the trajectory of fame. 336 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,629 Why'd you become an artist anyway? 337 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,196 How much time do you have? 338 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,198 [chuckles] You're the one paying me. 339 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,375 -Not much, though, right? -No. 340 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,334 Okay, good. Sit. 341 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,990 [pulsing music continues] 342 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,733 Here. 343 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,041 -Oh, no, thanks. -Oh, just have one. 344 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,825 Boys your age look so hot with a cigarette. 345 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,392 You should have one. Trust me. 346 00:16:55,623 --> 00:17:00,019 [coughing intensely] 347 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,631 Have you read Harold Robbins? 348 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,155 -Uh, sorry, who? -Harold Ro-- Oh, God. 349 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,679 He's as much a part of the Sexual Revolution 350 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,594 as the pill or Playboy. 351 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,119 I found that 352 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,816 stashed in my mother's nightstand when I was a kid, 353 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,383 and it literally changed my life. 354 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,602 -Really? -Mmm. 355 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:22,171 It introduced me to unbridled Helmut Newton-style hedonism. 356 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:26,219 Inspired me to become a good, sexually-liberated citizen. 357 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,873 Unlike your uptight generation, by the way. 358 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,658 [chuckles] Oh. What do you mean? 359 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,529 I read an article the other day. 360 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,923 It said 30% of guys your age 361 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,360 haven't had intercourse in a year. 362 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,494 They'd rather watch porn or play fucking video games. 363 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,541 -It's complicated. -Complicated? 364 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,282 Gen Z's all about FOMO, 365 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,849 and yet you're willing to miss out 366 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,938 on the sexual prime of your life? 367 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,636 I think my peers have not been well-served 368 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,726 growing up in a time where nothing feels safe or okay. 369 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,424 And since our formative years were spent 370 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,122 lacking in-person socialization, 371 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,212 it's challenging for some to make eye-contact, 372 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,866 let alone have sex. 373 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,389 But what is with this bummer veil 374 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,131 cast over everything fun or exciting? 375 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,829 Not to mention the dickbags on TikTok who are like, 376 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,702 "Don't hold hands in front of me. I didn't consent to that." 377 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,486 [scoffs] Well, I, uh, 378 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,923 a lot of zillenials had parents and teachers 379 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,230 who would completely remove them from anything 380 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,232 that made them feel uncomfortable so... 381 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,105 Being outside your comfort zone is the whole fucking point! 382 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,933 How else do you gonna learn from your mistakes and grow? 383 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,936 Sure, people should make informed decisions 384 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,851 and not get AIDS or pregnant or whatever, 385 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,462 but sex is everything. 386 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,594 -[dreamy tinkling] -It forges us as human beings. 387 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,292 I would not be the person I am today 388 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,207 without my carnal experiences. 389 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,558 Good, bad, men, women, "other." 390 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,864 Your time is now, kids, you know? Get it while you can. 391 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,039 Mmm-hmm. 392 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,608 -Sorry. I'm rambling. [exhales] -Nope! 393 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,828 It's just retro sex negativity gets me so fucking worked up. 394 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,221 [phone chimes] 395 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,137 No, I to-- I, uh... I totally get it. 396 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,835 Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing in five minutes. 397 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,445 Oh, uh... 398 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:03,968 You can find your way back to the studio, right? 399 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,448 Uh, yeah, of course. Thank you. 400 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,320 -Oh, borrow it. -Really? 401 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,582 Yeah. Take it. 402 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,454 Okay, cool. 403 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:15,502 [pulsing music thumping] 404 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,608 [sighs] 405 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,789 [echoing exhale] 406 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,663 [exhales] 407 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:56,195 [pulsing music continues] 408 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,297 -[phone chirps] -[music fades into background] 409 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:24,223 [music grows louder] 410 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,139 [Elliot gasps] 411 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,576 [gasps] 412 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,709 Your entire generation is a bunch of 413 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,799 -whiny, repressed weaklings. -[gasping] 414 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,844 Yeah. 415 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,499 You're all dying to fuck, 416 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,676 but you're too chickenshit to admit it, aren't you? 417 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,287 -Uh-huh. -[breathily] Aren't you? 418 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,376 [whispers] Yeah. Yeah. 419 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,248 -[sternly] Aren't you? -Uh-huh. 420 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,379 Aren't you? 421 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,164 -[breathily] Yes. Yes. -Aren't you? 422 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,427 -Aren't you? -Yes. 423 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,777 -Aren't you? Aren't you? -[echoing moans] 424 00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:01,172 Aren't you? Aren't you? I said, "Aren't you?" 425 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:05,002 [both moaning intensely] 426 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,964 [soft moan] 427 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,056 [panting] 428 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,275 [music fades away] 429 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,624 [moans] 430 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,844 [click] 431 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,634 [sighs] 432 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,593 After Erika loaned you the book, then what happened? 433 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,073 [electrical humming] 434 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:36,991 Well, she kind of just... left me hanging. 435 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,298 [cop] How so? 436 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,517 She was giving me the silent treatment all week. 437 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:44,607 I mean, so much so that I thought any spark we had 438 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,348 was just my imagination. 439 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:50,134 -What a colossal cocktease. -I know! Right? 440 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,962 I mean, it is probably for the best. 441 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,312 I do have a girlfriend. 442 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,315 -But-- -Oh! Oh, that's right. I forgot. 443 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:57,838 -[click] -Look. 444 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,276 Does she even like you? 445 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,496 [laughs] Well, I mean-- I don't know. She ki-- 446 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,672 She treats me like shit most of the time. 447 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,849 I don't know. You know-- Minerva and I, on paper, 448 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,330 doesn't really make sense. She's in medical school. 449 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,375 She's super ambitious, she's focused. 450 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,857 -And, you know, I'm just... -Utterly lost and adrift? 451 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,339 I was gonna say "figuring my shit out" but... 452 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,210 -Potato, po-tah-to. -Yeah. 453 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:27,302 Also, she doesn't really like sex. 454 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:29,609 [Zap grunts] 455 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,088 Yeah. Can I ask you a question? 456 00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,786 No, I won't fuck you to see if you like it. 457 00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:35,745 In a relationship, you know, 458 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,834 do you think about other people sexually? 459 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:42,230 I'm gay. We basically invented non-monogamy. 460 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:43,971 And anal. 461 00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,587 I'm a slave to this vagina. 462 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:55,722 [fast forward chewing] 463 00:22:58,551 --> 00:22:59,595 [whirrs] 464 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,858 If we fucked. 465 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,081 If you're not interested, that's actually-- that's fine. 466 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,474 I don't really care. 467 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:09,736 It's probably a bad idea anyway. [chuckles] 468 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,303 I'm not sure I heard you right. 469 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,611 So you are interested then? 470 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,179 [exhales] 471 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:22,836 You wouldn't freak out and make working together impossible? 472 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,012 [sighs] 473 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,146 No, I wouldn't freak out. Would you freak out? 474 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,236 -No. Not at all. -Okay. 475 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,065 Why don't you close that door for me? 476 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,162 [beeps] 477 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,991 -[blinds rustle] -[door squeaks] 478 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,037 [Erika] That's better. 479 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,213 Come over here so I can take a better look at you. 480 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,869 Oh, don't walk. 481 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,262 I'd really prefer if you crawled. 482 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,528 [quietly] Crawl... [sighs] 483 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,490 [sighs] 484 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,665 -[friend] No! -[Elliot] Yes. 485 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,145 -No! -I swear. 486 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,060 Why does all the cool sex deviant stuff 487 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,104 always happen to you? 488 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,715 What are you talking about? 489 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:19,588 I don't know. Doesn't Minerva get like super kinky sometimes? 490 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,590 That would be never. 491 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:24,463 She should probably just kill herself. 492 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,377 I've always said that about her. 493 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,858 I mean, listen, me and Minerva have our differences, yes, 494 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,512 but she's a good presence in my life. 495 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,209 I don't know. She grounds me. 496 00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,603 Plus, she's fuckin' hot, dude. 497 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,432 She's like, what AI would generate 498 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,782 if you told it "total bitch." 499 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,959 Right. Just my type. 500 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,875 I don't even know what my type is anymore. 501 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:51,315 It's like lately I'm weirded out by the whole penis thing. 502 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,143 You know? 503 00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,537 Like, is it just me, or does having sex, fucking somebody, 504 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,713 it kind of feels like you're inserting a tampon 505 00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,281 over and over and over again? 506 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,935 I-I wouldn't know. 507 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,285 But I would venture to say it's probably just you. 508 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:07,418 If only, like, there was a way to have sex... 509 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,072 [Elliot] Uh-huh. 510 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,335 ...without the whole penis thing involved, you know? 511 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:15,818 [golf ball tocks] 512 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,429 Anyway. 513 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:20,606 When are you hooking up with Erika again? 514 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,172 I don't know, dude. 515 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,305 Do I really want to be Monica Lewinskying my boss? 516 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,220 E, she's famous. 517 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,917 You could be famous by association. 518 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,397 Like Travis Kelce. 519 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,442 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 520 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,444 God. Stop pretending like you have a conscience. 521 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,229 [ball bounces in cup] 522 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,099 Ooh! 523 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,101 [punk rock music plays] 524 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,668 -[slap] -[gasping] Yes. 525 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,323 -Louder! -[softly] I'm a whore. 526 00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,064 -I can't hear you. -I'm a whore! 527 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,283 -[slap] -I'm a whore! 528 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,764 [dog barking] 529 00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:51,332 [punk rock music continues] 530 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,989 [dog barking continues] 531 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,865 [punk rock music continues] 532 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,609 [moans] 533 00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,095 -Louder! -I'm a whore! I'm a whore! 534 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,270 -I'm a whore! -Louder! 535 00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:17,532 I'm a whore! 536 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,620 Holy fuck. 537 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:22,145 [music drowns out dialogue] 538 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,322 Oh, my God. 539 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,803 [punk rock music continues] 540 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,591 -[Erika] Whoo! -[laughs] 541 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:39,032 Please, please, please. 542 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,512 [punk rock music continues] 543 00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,081 -[music halts abruptly] -Oh, um... [laughs] 544 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,692 -I'm not really into that. -It's okay. 545 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,042 It doesn't mean you're gay. Have you ever tried it? 546 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,871 -Uh... -I'm using a ton of lube. 547 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:54,351 And you can use your safe word if you get into trouble. 548 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,875 Uh... 549 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,659 We don't have a safe word. 550 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,792 Whatever. You're gonna love it. It's gonna change your life. 551 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,402 Don't you trust me? 552 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,665 -Yeah? -Okay. 553 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,667 Ready? Just breathe. 554 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,670 Relax. I'm gonna go really, really slow. 555 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,454 That's good. 556 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,412 -[plops] -[Elliot gasps] 557 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:12,848 [Erika shushing playfully] 558 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,676 Just breathe. 559 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,288 -Breathe. Dude, just relax. -[gasping] 560 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,768 -[breathing slows] -Good. 561 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:22,292 [punk rock music resumes] 562 00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,086 [Elliot] I was in way over my head. 563 00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:37,264 And it was like the more I would hang out with Erika, 564 00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,614 the more under her control I became. 565 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,442 And how did that make you feel? 566 00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,187 -Thankful. -Thankful? 567 00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:51,844 You said that your relationship had a violent undercurrent. 568 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:55,717 That Erika physically abused and humiliated you. 569 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,763 Listen, I understand as an outsider 570 00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:00,200 it might seem like our relationship was a bit 571 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,071 I don't know, kinky or strange. 572 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,725 But, I mean, 573 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,162 these were my wildest fantasies coming to life. 574 00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:08,556 [door swings open] 575 00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:13,213 -Hey! -Oh, God. 576 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:15,128 Is that how you always greet people? 577 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,173 What? 578 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:21,787 Smiling all huge and artificial like some cyborg cheerleader 579 00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:23,484 [bag slams] 580 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,748 -Want one of these? -What is it? 581 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,489 It's fucking dried fruit. I don't know. 582 00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:30,621 Not papaya but one of the other gay ones. 583 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,885 I'm okay, thank you. 584 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,322 Mmm. What are you doing? 585 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,847 Um, well, I'm drafting your press release 586 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,153 for the show next week. 587 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,589 [Vikktor, tense] Erika. 588 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,461 I left that cost report on your desk. 589 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,072 Okay. 590 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,030 We have the meeting with the accountant at 2:30. 591 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:49,902 [fakely bright] Great! 592 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,562 -Go on. -[clears throat] Right. Um... 593 00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:02,349 Uh, "Tracy's work is uncommonly visceral, 594 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:06,266 riffing on themes of bodily and sex-- sexual excess. 595 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:07,702 Her singular ability to blend the profane 596 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,051 with the deeply poetic has... 597 00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,793 made her one of the most essential neo-pop artists 598 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,360 of her generation." 599 00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,798 You make me sound like I know what I'm doing. 600 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:18,844 What are you talking about? 601 00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,889 You're brilliant. 602 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,588 Cancel my phoner with that d-bag from Art Forum 603 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,895 and, uh, meet me in my office, okay? 604 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,767 Okay. 605 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,947 [exhales] 606 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,340 Oh, hey, Vikktor. 607 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,690 Don't... think you're the only one. 608 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,823 -What? -You're not the first. 609 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,173 You won't be the last. 610 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:50,223 [woman on recording moaning] 611 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,837 [intense moaning] 612 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,274 -Hey. -[groaning] 613 00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,623 Hi. Um... 614 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,930 -[moaning continues] -What is that? 615 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:04,585 Come. Come here. 616 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,675 [grunting] 617 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:10,765 -Yeah. -[faster, higher moaning] 618 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,854 -Is this, uh-- -I was masturbating before work 619 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,856 -and got so inspired. -[rhythmic moaning] 620 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,597 So I recorded it to play on a loop 621 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,773 as a soundtrack for a video installation. 622 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,122 [squealing] 623 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,863 Oh. Okay. 624 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,431 -Cool. -It's abstract, babes. 625 00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:26,563 God, sometimes you're such a philistine. 626 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:28,435 -[recording ends] -[sniffs] 627 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,611 Ohh. 628 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:32,221 What's wrong? 629 00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,093 -Come. -I ca-- Come on. 630 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,529 Just sit down. 631 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,274 -It's nothing. -Ohh. 632 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,710 Are you sure? 633 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,192 Can I tell you something embarrassing? 634 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,584 Mm-hmm. Of course. 635 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,500 I think about you all the time. 636 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,677 Like, from the moment I wake up till when I go to sleep, 637 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,505 it's like I can't change the channel. 638 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:58,813 Well, you're my sub, so... 639 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,902 that's perfectly normal. 640 00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:06,038 Oh, you look so adorable when you're nervous. 641 00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:07,648 [chuckles] Really? 642 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,869 You know, earlier, 643 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,871 when you were reading me that thing you wrote about me? 644 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,524 Mm-hmm. 645 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:17,701 I felt like maybe I was falling in love with you. 646 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,443 Are you serious? 647 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:24,056 No, I just said that to fuck with you. [laughs] 648 00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,188 Do you ever think about me? 649 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,061 I think we have incredible chemistry. 650 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,802 Mm, no. I-I mean do you think about our relationship? 651 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:33,848 Am I more than just a piece of ass to you? 652 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:39,419 Well, I did tell you that I don't want a relationship. 653 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,160 Plus, you have-- you have a girlfriend. 654 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,205 I know. I'm thinking about breaking up with her. 655 00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:44,685 What? No. Why? 656 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,556 Because I really just want to be with you. 657 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,216 Listen. 658 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,784 Can I let you in on a secret? 659 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:59,526 People are assholes. Okay? 660 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:01,920 They're out there pretending to give a shit. 661 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:05,010 Nobody gives a shit. People only care about themselves. 662 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,274 So if you find someone that you care about, 663 00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:11,190 who cares about you back, that's-- that's special. 664 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,496 That's something you should think twice about 665 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,063 -before you throw it away. -I know but, 666 00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:16,717 if what me and Minerva have is so special, 667 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,501 then why am I cheating on her? 668 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:22,375 Oh, because you're like me. You're... a sexual astronaut 669 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:25,334 just exploring the outer limits of experience. 670 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:29,121 And fucking people gives you a sense of identity and control. 671 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,819 How do you know all of this? 672 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,387 Well, 'cause I've been in therapy since I was six. 673 00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:36,737 [sighs] 674 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,479 -You almost done? -Getting there. 675 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:45,093 [high heels clicking, echoing] 676 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,321 [panting] 677 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:56,539 [moans] 678 00:32:58,541 --> 00:32:59,455 [yelps] 679 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:03,546 You're supposed to say "thank you" when I hit you. 680 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,939 Thank you. 681 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,550 Uh...You're welcome? 682 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,683 -[grunting] -Uh-- 683 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:13,295 [Erika moaning] 684 00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,558 -Thank you. -Uh-huh. 685 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,169 Thank you. 686 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,867 -Thank you. -Mmm. 687 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,913 [moans] Thank you. Thank you. 688 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:24,959 Are you getting close? 689 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,439 [scoffs] You just come. 690 00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:28,049 I don't think I'm gonna be able to right now. 691 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,617 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 692 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,140 -Ah? -Thank you. 693 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:35,622 You know, uh, just try it. I want us to come together. 694 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:38,538 Thank you. Thank you. [gasps] 695 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42,237 [Minerva moaning] 696 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,891 [without enthusiasm] Mmm. Ah. 697 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,632 Thank you? Thank you. 698 00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:47,373 -Thank you. -Ah. 699 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,765 -Oh, my God. -Ah. 700 00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:51,377 -Are you getting there? -Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah. 701 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,989 [gasps] You're so hot, you make me wanna do crazy things. 702 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:56,164 [Minerva moaning] 703 00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:57,818 Oh. 704 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:58,993 -Oh. -This is good, right? 705 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,734 -Oh, my God. -So good. 706 00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:01,735 Mmm. 707 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,912 I made you breakfast in bed, baby. 708 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,523 I wanna make you breakfast every day... 709 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:10,048 -[gasps] Okay. -...for the rest of my life. 710 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,701 Uh-huh. Yeah. 711 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:14,008 [both gasping] 712 00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,532 Have you ever thought about having kids? 713 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,057 [gasping] 714 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:21,624 [gasping] 715 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,192 Mmm. Ohh. 716 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,848 [gasping] 717 00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,593 -[Elliot] Ohh. -[Minerva] Ohh. 718 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,899 [Elliot sighs] 719 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,338 [panting] 720 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,082 That was insane. 721 00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:46,823 Yeah. 722 00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:53,917 [loud rock music plays] 723 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:02,839 [music mutes] 724 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,885 Hello? 725 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,452 Why aren't you answering? I called you three times. 726 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,496 [shutter clicks] 727 00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,412 I'm sorry. I didn't hear it. I'm running. 728 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:11,761 From who? 729 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,721 Listen, I have an old friend from Paris in town 730 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,201 and I'm busy working. 731 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,464 Okay... 732 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,422 I forgot her birthday last week, 733 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,163 so I need you to go over there and fuck her 734 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,382 as a belated present. 735 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,994 What? Are you serious? 736 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:28,691 As Wolf Blitzer. 737 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,520 She's at the London, expecting you at 9:00. 738 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,001 Tonight? I'm not-- I'm not home, Erika. 739 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,437 Also, I'm really sweaty. I just-- 740 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,047 Don't be late. 741 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,354 And screw her real good, but don't let her penetrate you. 742 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:40,921 She's not that close a friend. 743 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,011 Oh. Her name's Yvette. 744 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,055 All right. 745 00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,709 Erika. Erika! 746 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,103 [rock music resumes] 747 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,757 Is this trying too hard? 748 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:54,761 You look like an assassin in a Netflix Yakuza movie. 749 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,066 Is that good or bad? 750 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,591 -[rock music continues] -[sighs] 751 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,463 What if I just wear a T-shirt? I'm basically saying, 752 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:04,118 "Hey, I'm casually wearing a T-shirt." 753 00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,207 You know, you should really stop running. 754 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,948 Haven't you ever heard of jogger-face? 755 00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:12,213 -No. What's that? -It's like when you run, 756 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:15,738 and you're constantly bouncing up and down 757 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:19,351 and it pulls all the skin on your face away from your muscles 758 00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:22,789 so you end up having disgusting, saggy flesh 759 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:25,313 hanging off your skull. And it's like... 760 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,272 [echoing] ...jogger-face. 761 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,143 [normal] So you should stop running. 762 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,493 Or wear a jockstrap on your face. 763 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,804 God, why is it that no random European stranger 764 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:40,720 ever flies into town to fuck me? 765 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,461 My life is so beige. 766 00:36:44,593 --> 00:36:46,029 [knocking] 767 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:49,729 [classical music playing] 768 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,513 Hi. I'm... 769 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,037 Elliot? 770 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,170 Yeah. That's right. Elliot. Yes. 771 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,345 Yvette. 772 00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,869 I'm so glad you could make it. 773 00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:01,871 Come in. 774 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,700 [door closes] 775 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:06,398 Would you like some wine? 776 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,487 Uh, yeah. Sure. Wine would be great. 777 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,273 It's a white Burgundy. 778 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,797 2016 Château de Beauregard. 779 00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:16,930 -Oh. -This is okay for you? 780 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:20,760 I am used to drinking Two Buck Chuck from TJ's, so yes. 781 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,850 Sorry. My English. 782 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,373 This is great. 783 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:29,029 [slurping] 784 00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:34,252 Well, this is a bit awkward. 785 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,385 [chuckles] Yeah. I feel like we're in a porno or something. 786 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,170 What? 787 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:44,392 Uh, you know, you're, the, uh, sexy executive 788 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,785 here on a business trip, 789 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:48,178 and I'm just... the naive bellhop. 790 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,355 I don't know. 791 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,793 Anyway, Erika thought we should meet. 792 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:57,362 She's always surrounded herself with such interesting people. 793 00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:01,583 A curator of personalities, I like to say. 794 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,544 And what do you do for her, Elliot? 795 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:09,069 Um, well, I think... 796 00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:14,248 tonight, the question really is... 797 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,818 what can I do for you? 798 00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,910 What are you doing? 799 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,392 Whatever you want. I'm your boy whore for the evening. 800 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,698 -Oh, really? -Uh-huh. 801 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,353 Do you wanna slap me? 802 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,050 You can slap me if you want. 803 00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:37,445 Do you know what "eroticism" is? 804 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:41,101 It's, uh, being turned on? 805 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,189 No. 806 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,974 Really? 807 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:49,718 Americans treat sex like it's an animal act. 808 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,113 Stripped of sensuality, 809 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:54,854 of mystery. 810 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,292 Crawling on your hands and knees? 811 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,078 Reciting this cheap, pornographic script? 812 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:04,211 This is not erotic. 813 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:05,908 This is performance. 814 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,217 -Get up off the floor. -Okay. 815 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,837 Sex is not something you do. 816 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,404 It's not? 817 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,973 No. It's a language. 818 00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:28,888 It's a dance. 819 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,327 Do-Do you mind? 820 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:43,206 [slurping] 821 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,557 [exhales] Very good wine. 822 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,299 Okay. 823 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,086 You need to slow down. 824 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,131 Mm-hmm. 825 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:58,004 [deep breath] 826 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,877 Be in your body. 827 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,749 Be in my body. 828 00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,669 Maybe you should just go. 829 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:11,583 What? 830 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,933 I'm not going to fuck you 831 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:15,587 You're not? 832 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,286 Never in a million years. 833 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,332 Did she really say "sex is a dance?" 834 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,204 This is why I fucking hate Europe. 835 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,075 Uh, I'm sorry. Did I fuck it up? 836 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,773 No. Babe, no. 837 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,036 It's not your fault that she's such a fucking prude. 838 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,386 If she contacts you again, no more. 839 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,996 She's lost her privileges. 840 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,911 I really don't think we'll have to worry about that. 841 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,391 But okay. 842 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,436 Um... 843 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,828 Would you mind if we do this 844 00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,482 with another one of your friends? 845 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,353 I kind of like being your toy that you pass around 846 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,094 and "share" I guess. 847 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,488 Yeah, we'll see. Not for a while though. 848 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,751 -Why not? -Mmm. 849 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,493 Because I said so. 850 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,453 All right. I gotta get back to work. 851 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,150 Um... 852 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,675 Do you wanna have dinner tonight? 853 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,157 Dinner? Like a real date? 854 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,898 Yeah, baby. Like a real date. 855 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,075 Re-- Ye- Yeah. Yeah. 856 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,555 -Okay. -Yeah. That'd be nice. 857 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,602 -How's your girlfriend, Minnie? -Oh, Minerva? 858 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:16,561 -That's right. -She's all right, I guess. 859 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,215 -Ooh. -It's-- It's just, um... 860 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,131 She's been super busy and stressed recently. 861 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:26,658 Also, we just go through life, you know, differently. 862 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:29,617 She's way more wrapped up in science 863 00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:33,186 and I think just thinks art's superficial. 864 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,492 -Wow. -Yeah. 865 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,319 -A dullard. -[chuckles] Yeah, yeah. 866 00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:38,452 Maybe. 867 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,019 You should remind her that art 868 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,021 cuts through the bullshit of every single day. 869 00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:44,371 It connects us to the core emotions 870 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,504 that actually make us human: 871 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,854 ecstasy, fear, desire 872 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:51,378 Artists see things other people don't. 873 00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:54,468 Have you always been this way, or--? 874 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,514 -A pretentious whore from hell? -Ah. 875 00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:57,863 Yeah. Pretty much. 876 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,430 You sub for your girlfriend too? 877 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,259 Mentally and emotionally, yes. But I-- 878 00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:05,044 Uh, no. Not in the bedroom. 879 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,525 Yeah, sex is kind of a minefield for me. 880 00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:09,701 In what way? 881 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:10,963 Well... 882 00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:13,661 Right after I was born, my dad left. 883 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,881 So I was pretty much just raised by my mom. 884 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,623 By the way, I'm so sorry. Let me know if I'm boring you. 885 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,320 -No. Not at all. -Okay. 886 00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:21,321 Um... 887 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,760 all my life, I've kind of been this curious kid, 888 00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:27,370 like, living in my own world. 889 00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:31,244 But also plagued by fear and the desire for normalcy. 890 00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,552 But with you, I actually don't have to make any decisions, 891 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,163 I've just found this amazing freedom 892 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:38,991 in just letting go of control. 893 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:41,080 I know. 894 00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,038 You're welcome. 895 00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:45,911 -Where's your ticket? -Oh, I didn't valet. 896 00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,652 -I just parked on the street. -What? 897 00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,742 Dude. Even when I was poor, 898 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,482 I valeted everywhere all the time. 899 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:55,442 -Fake it till you make it. -Okay. Point taken. 900 00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,097 Can you hold this for a second? 901 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,753 I... have to go back to the salt mines. 902 00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:03,015 [scoffs] 903 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,495 Oh, you don't want me to come over? 904 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:11,632 The opening's next week, so... [exhales] 905 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:14,592 ...as much as I would love to come for the next three hours-- 906 00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,202 She gets what I mean. 907 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,812 I can't. I gotta work. 908 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,597 You don't really give a shit 909 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,772 what people think about you, do you? 910 00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:24,602 Why would I? Most people are idiots and cowards. So... 911 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:26,168 [car engine hums] 912 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:29,041 Yeah, I just wish I could stop caring so much 913 00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,695 about other people's opinions. 914 00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,913 Well, that's your thing. 915 00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:33,523 You're the guy who loves a spiked heel 916 00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:35,221 just grinding into his back. 917 00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:37,179 -That's my thing? [snorts] -Yeah. 918 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:40,400 That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. So... 919 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,663 Aw. Well, you know that's what I'm here for. 920 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:43,882 Yeah. 921 00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:45,623 [engine revs] 922 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,494 -[engine rumbling] -Good night, baby. 923 00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:49,931 Night. 924 00:43:49,975 --> 00:43:52,107 [Elliot] Erika played me like a violin. 925 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:54,849 She knew just how far she could push me 926 00:43:54,893 --> 00:43:56,938 and had me doing things I never even dreamed of. 927 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,158 I mean, we were outlaws. 928 00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:02,988 Just the two of us against the oppressive, puritanical world. 929 00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,905 Sounds like you were obsessed with her. 930 00:44:06,948 --> 00:44:08,733 [electrical humming] 931 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,083 Yeah. I-I was. 932 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:18,090 [Elliot] Sorry about cancelling tonight. 933 00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:19,744 We're kind of, uh, slammed 934 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,267 getting ready for the show next week. 935 00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:25,967 Oh, were we supposed to do something? I was studying. 936 00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,839 [chuckles] For-- For a change, right? 937 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,716 Um, is it okay if stop by? 938 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,631 I'm kind of in your neighborhood. 939 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,372 I told you. I'm studying. 940 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,332 Yeah. I just sort of wanted to talk to you about something. 941 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,031 Can't you do it over the phone? 942 00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:48,686 Yeah. I just thought, um... 943 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,690 All right. Um... 944 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:58,434 I was wondering. Have you ever... 945 00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,001 Have I ever what? 946 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,876 Are you drunk or something? 947 00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:08,575 I had a little bit of wine earlier, but I'm not drunk. 948 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,013 I-- No. [sighs] 949 00:45:12,622 --> 00:45:15,756 I just... Have you ever thought about us... 950 00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:20,935 -taking a break? -Yeah. All the time. 951 00:45:23,459 --> 00:45:26,245 -Really? -I mean, if that's what you want 952 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:28,595 it makes sense with me being so busy and all. 953 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:34,644 So, uh, last night, I talked to Minerva about taking a break. 954 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:37,473 You know, she seemed pretty okay with it. 955 00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:40,694 -So she dumped you, you mean. -No, did you hear what I said? 956 00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:45,960 [whispering angrily] 957 00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:47,875 What do you think's going on? 958 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:51,531 I heard Vikktor is freaking out about the show 959 00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,359 because the studio is on life support, 960 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:56,971 and Erika has been slacking off. 961 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,843 -[sighs] Okay. -Rumor has it... 962 00:45:58,886 --> 00:46:02,324 that she's been too busy banging one of the assistants. 963 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,635 So, what do we wanna do for lunch? 964 00:46:09,288 --> 00:46:11,290 -Uh... -Anywhere is fine. 965 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,335 Except I am not doing meat, soy, 966 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,685 dairy, gluten or sugar this week. 967 00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,732 -Or corn. -You're a blast at lunch. 968 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,994 Elliot. 969 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,605 Erika would like to see you in her office. 970 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,433 Now. 971 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,134 Hi. 972 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,613 Hey, uh, come on in. 973 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,312 Is everything all right? 974 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:36,881 Yeah, Vikktor's just on the fucking rag again. Um, listen... 975 00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:38,578 He and I were chatting, 976 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:40,232 and we are in agreement 977 00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:43,670 that you and I should probably cool it for a while. 978 00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,715 What? Why? 979 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,762 The... show's right around the corner. I-I need to focus. 980 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,374 I just need to eliminate any and all unnecessary distractions. 981 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,768 Okay. Um... 982 00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:57,727 For how long? 983 00:46:57,771 --> 00:46:59,555 At least till the show is over. 984 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:04,952 Um, uh... 985 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,912 Really? I just-- 986 00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,348 I understand you have to concentrate on your work. 987 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,002 I realize that this is the priority. But... 988 00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:14,788 What we have, us, right, it's-- it's special, right? 989 00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:17,835 Sure, but it's strictly a sex thing. 990 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,314 You understand that, right? 991 00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:21,490 Uh, you say sex is everything, so... 992 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,753 Yeah, well, sex is everything. It's also nothing, Elliot. 993 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:26,321 [scoffs] Actually, I don't have time to discuss it right now. 994 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,757 [inhales] So... 995 00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,285 Thank you. 996 00:47:36,244 --> 00:47:37,811 Okay. [sniffs] 997 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,733 [inhales] I'm really gonna miss you. 998 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:48,866 I know. 999 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:58,092 -[door closes] -[sighs] 1000 00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:05,795 [melancholy pop music playing] 1001 00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,671 [gurgling] 1002 00:48:14,587 --> 00:48:18,939 [melancholy pop music continues] 1003 00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:20,985 [gurgling] 1004 00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:28,079 [clicks] 1005 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,213 Hello, everybody, I'm Elliot. 1006 00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:35,390 I'm 23. 1007 00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:38,567 And like a lot of people my age, 1008 00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:43,659 I've had conflicted and confusing feelings about sex. 1009 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:47,663 Anyway, I met a girl recently, 1010 00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:51,972 who... kinda rocked my world. 1011 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:55,236 [chuckles] Sexually, you know, speaking. 1012 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,239 And... she's changed me 1013 00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:01,503 in ways that I probably can't even comprehend yet. 1014 00:49:01,895 --> 00:49:04,202 But sex is a drug, man. I mean... 1015 00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:06,421 the highs are so intense. 1016 00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:10,599 They bring you to such a euphoric out-of-body place. 1017 00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:13,559 It's like you leave reality and all your troubles behind. 1018 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:17,258 Which makes the lows feel fuckin' bottomless. 1019 00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:19,782 Such black, hopeless despair 1020 00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:22,568 that will make you do anything for another fix. 1021 00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:23,961 Nothing else matters. 1022 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,268 It's like any other addiction, I guess. 1023 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,314 You have to learn how to control it, 1024 00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,577 otherwise, it ends up controlling you. 1025 00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:36,582 [ring tone plays] 1026 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:41,239 [ring tone plays again] 1027 00:49:41,282 --> 00:49:42,327 [clicks] 1028 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,503 -Hello? -Okay, I'll fuck you tonight. 1029 00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:46,635 But you have to bring someone to hold your ass open for me. 1030 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,463 [scoffs] What? 1031 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,726 I said I wanna have a threesome, but it has to happen quick. 1032 00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,293 Are you in or are you out? 1033 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,730 Uh, no. I-I-- I'm in. 1034 00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:56,428 Okay. Meet me at my place at 9:00. 1035 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,777 With a friend. 1036 00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,126 Who is hot. 1037 00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:01,302 [cartoon sound effects playing on tv] 1038 00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:03,130 [chuckles] 1039 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:05,176 [cartoon sounds continue] 1040 00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:08,222 [crunching] What? 1041 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,398 How long have we been best friends? 1042 00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:13,575 You're not paying rent again? 1043 00:50:13,619 --> 00:50:15,186 What if Erika's not into me? 1044 00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:16,752 Oh, no. Dude, I already sent her a pic. Don't worry. 1045 00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,015 -What? Which one? -This one. 1046 00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:21,453 No! I look like a garden gnome in this picture! 1047 00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:23,890 -No! You look so cute! My God. -What'd she say? 1048 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,544 -Uh... She... -[spits] 1049 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:26,980 Like, "she'll do." 1050 00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:29,809 Oh, I need to be way more drunk. 1051 00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:31,245 I know. Me too, me too, me too. 1052 00:50:31,289 --> 00:50:33,117 [slurps, sighs] 1053 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:35,249 [sighs] 1054 00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:38,687 Do you ever fake orgasms? 1055 00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,124 Well, I'm a dude. 1056 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,256 So... 1057 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:45,477 My hair looks like a giant tarantula's 1058 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,000 crawling out of my skull! 1059 00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:48,958 [groans] 1060 00:50:49,002 --> 00:50:50,569 Wait, um... 1061 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:55,791 Does this mean, like, we're-- you and me are gonna... 1062 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:58,098 -No. No, no, no, no, no. -[chuckles awkwardly] 1063 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:04,322 Maybe. 1064 00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:10,415 [panting] 1065 00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,375 I've never had a threesome before. Have you? 1066 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:17,509 Freshman year, I messed around with that lesbian couple, 1067 00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:18,945 Mutt and Jeff. Does that count? 1068 00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,773 Eww, really? 1069 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:22,644 Well I bowed out because they were both on their periods. 1070 00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:25,169 -Why are you telling me this? -I know. 1071 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,561 It's disgusting. 1072 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:31,958 Okay, so, just full disclosure, 1073 00:51:32,001 --> 00:51:37,485 okay, I haven't had, like, sex in a while. 1074 00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:38,573 What's a while? 1075 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,315 I don't know. Like, since Felix. 1076 00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:44,797 So, like, probably a year or something? 1077 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,800 A year! Apple? 1078 00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:49,976 -Wha--? -I'm so sorry. Are you--? 1079 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:52,109 Why are you reacting like I just told you I had a brain tumor? 1080 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,501 Stop. 1081 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:57,026 [both] He-ey. 1082 00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,767 Hi, guys. Come in. 1083 00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:00,117 -Okay. -[clears throat] 1084 00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:06,688 [low pop music plays] 1085 00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:10,431 Can I get you anything? 1086 00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,346 -No, I think we're okay, thanks. -Mmm. 1087 00:52:13,608 --> 00:52:15,567 You can have a seat. If you'd like. 1088 00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:18,004 -Okay. Mmm. -Yeah. 1089 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:26,317 [clears throat] 1090 00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:36,588 I like your friend. You're very hot. 1091 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,460 -Oh, thank you. -She's got nice tits too. 1092 00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:42,724 -Elliot! -It's okay. It's okay. 1093 00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:45,466 [forced laugh] 1094 00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,208 May I? 1095 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:54,997 Okay. 1096 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:00,177 [Erika] Mmm. 1097 00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:05,051 -Beautiful. -Thank you. 1098 00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:06,183 Hmm. 1099 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:18,804 [Apple] Mmm. 1100 00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,071 So, you're gay. 1101 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,553 What? No. No. 1102 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:29,771 -Oh. -Mm-mmm. 1103 00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:31,077 [Erika] Get a clue. 1104 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,949 Well, you're a very good kisser. Gentle. 1105 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,344 Not like Elliot. Elliot kisses with his mouth wide open, 1106 00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:38,998 like he's just trying to suck the whole world in. 1107 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:40,391 No, I don't. 1108 00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:41,479 No, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. 1109 00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,263 That's just how you kiss. 1110 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,178 Why don't you just show Apple? Why don't you demonstrate? 1111 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,571 -What? -Yeah. 1112 00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:48,050 [chuckles] 1113 00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:49,704 -No. -Um... 1114 00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:50,836 I ju- 1115 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,274 Okay, um... yeah. 1116 00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:56,798 Um... 1117 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,411 [sighs] 1118 00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:03,936 -Sorry. -[chuckles] 1119 00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:06,286 [peck] 1120 00:54:10,508 --> 00:54:11,465 Mm. 1121 00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:23,129 [grunts] I-- 1122 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,871 Should we follow her? 1123 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:29,266 -Uh, who? -Erika. 1124 00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:31,137 -Uh, yeah. -Right? Right? 1125 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,704 Yeah. Have you-- I mean, me too? 1126 00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:34,749 -No, of course. -Oh. Did you-- Okay. 1127 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:36,882 Uh, hmm. 1128 00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:40,015 [metal thud] 1129 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,367 [Erika] Wow. You guys really took your time. 1130 00:54:43,715 --> 00:54:45,369 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 1131 00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,936 Elliot, take your clothes off. Apple, get on the bed. 1132 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,287 Now! 1133 00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,643 -Hand. -What? 1134 00:54:58,686 --> 00:54:59,992 -Turn around. -Oh. 1135 00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,387 -[cuffs ratchet] -Ow. The cuffs are hurting me. 1136 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,911 Quit fucking whining. 1137 00:55:05,954 --> 00:55:07,521 -Okay. -[ratchets] 1138 00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,611 You are gonna sit here like a good little pervert 1139 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,526 and watch while I fuck your friend. 1140 00:55:14,789 --> 00:55:15,877 [clears throat] 1141 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,231 Hmm. 1142 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:26,671 [moaning] 1143 00:55:28,499 --> 00:55:30,805 This sucks. The cuffs are hurting my wrists. 1144 00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:33,025 I think Elliot wants to be untied. 1145 00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:36,115 -No, he's fine. -I'm not fine. I'm so bored. 1146 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:38,726 Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up! 1147 00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:41,207 I told you to stop whining. 1148 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,817 Wouldn't it be fun if you fucked me too? 1149 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:44,123 -No. -Why? 1150 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,472 Because you're a greedy little slut 1151 00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:47,082 and you can't always get what you want. 1152 00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:49,041 You. Come here. 1153 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:52,392 Blindfold him. 1154 00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:55,264 -Really?! -Ugh, yes! 1155 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:58,572 Apple, this is all part of the game. 1156 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:01,140 And Elliot loves this. He thinks it's wonderful. 1157 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,142 No, I do-- [muffled grunt] 1158 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:07,233 -[rhythmic music] -[Apple gasping] 1159 00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,149 [Erika] Mmm. 1160 00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:13,282 -Ah. -[Erika] Mmm. 1161 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,374 [both moaning] 1162 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:27,384 [Apple, high-pitched gasping] 1163 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,039 -Erika, stop. -Oh! 1164 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:33,520 -This isn't funny anymore. -[growls] Oh! God! 1165 00:56:33,564 --> 00:56:35,783 -[moans] -Fine. You wanna get fucked... 1166 00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,307 -[cuffs clatter] -...you can get fucked. 1167 00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:40,832 [Apple sighing] 1168 00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,965 -Put this on. -Uh, um... 1169 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:46,751 [Erika] Mmm. 1170 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:50,276 [Erika moaning] 1171 00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:52,800 Okay. Okay. Come on. [snapping] 1172 00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:58,980 Ow, fuck, did you just bite my fuckin' lip? 1173 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,287 This is-- Apple, just stop. I'm so sorry. 1174 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:04,072 This was such a fuckin' stupid crazy fuckin' idea. 1175 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:09,600 Why? Are-- Are you grossed out by me or something? 1176 00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:14,300 What? No. What are you talking about? 1177 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:18,565 You-- You'll fuck anyone and everyone, 1178 00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,046 but I'm not good enough for you? 1179 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:24,266 No, Apple, where is this coming from? Who are you? 1180 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:27,139 I'm so-- I just-- Please, just wait a second, okay? 1181 00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:28,575 -No, no. Don't touch me. -I'm sorry. 1182 00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,838 I don't know why I even came here. 1183 00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:33,362 I can't believe I let you talk me into this! 1184 00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:35,103 Apple, I didn't know it was gonna be-- 1185 00:57:35,147 --> 00:57:36,583 I'm so sorry. Don't go. Please! 1186 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:39,543 So, what's happening right now is very special. 1187 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:42,633 You both are entering into what's known as sub-space. 1188 00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,461 See, you, Apple and I just... 1189 00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:46,158 we went through something very intense together. 1190 00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:48,726 And you're having extreme emotional reactions. 1191 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:51,250 See, this is what S&M is all about. 1192 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:54,166 Are you fucking crazy? Why are you doing this? 1193 00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:56,647 -Because you like it, baby. -I don't like it! 1194 00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:58,518 I don't even know if I like you! 1195 00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,520 -Okay. Whatever. -I mean-- 1196 00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:03,131 -Apple, Apple, just one second. -No. No! 1197 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:05,743 Who do you think you are? 1198 00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:08,876 You just can't fuckin' toy with people's emotions 1199 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,009 for your own sick game, you know? 1200 00:58:13,359 --> 00:58:15,709 Go ahead. Run away like a scared little boy. 1201 00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:17,711 You'll be back. 1202 00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:22,020 [engine hums quietly] 1203 00:58:26,111 --> 00:58:31,333 [siren wails in distance] 1204 00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,482 Uh, actually, sir, can we, um... 1205 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,397 Can we make one more stop? 1206 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:53,747 [knocking] 1207 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,143 Oh. 1208 00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,797 Did you ever love me? 1209 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,060 Uh, what are you doing here? 1210 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,757 I'm trying to talk to you. 1211 00:59:04,323 --> 00:59:07,282 But, we're not together anymore. 1212 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:09,633 No, I know. But we need to talk. 1213 00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:12,418 It's late, and you're obviously wasted. 1214 00:59:12,461 --> 00:59:14,507 Uh, yeah. 1215 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,031 [sighs] Seriously, Elliot. Let's not do this right now. 1216 00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,729 It's never a good time for you. 1217 00:59:18,772 --> 00:59:20,208 Why were you such a shitty fuckin' girlfriend? 1218 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:21,819 Excuse me? 1219 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,734 You never wanted to hang out or have sex with me. 1220 00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,562 Which is basically the whole point 1221 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,998 of being in a relationship. 1222 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:29,391 You knew exactly what you signed up for. 1223 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:31,002 I told you from the very beginning 1224 00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:33,439 that until I finish my postdoc, my work comes first-- 1225 00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:36,094 Don't you think, because we're both so emotionally stunted 1226 00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:38,749 and suck at communicating, that actually, 1227 00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:41,273 we're, I don't know, maybe perfect for each other? 1228 00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,189 What? Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1229 00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:45,233 -Can I come in? -No. 1230 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:46,887 Please. Just let me come in. 1231 00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,454 I'm not gonna try to have sex with you or anything. 1232 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:49,890 -Elliot, just-- -I'm not gonna try and fuck you. 1233 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,544 -Elliot, go home! -Please. 1234 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:54,329 [man] Babe? What the fuck is going on? 1235 00:59:57,245 --> 00:59:58,769 [screams] 1236 00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:01,815 [screaming echoes] 1237 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:07,125 [birds chirping] 1238 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,301 [grunts] 1239 01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:12,478 [groans] 1240 01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:21,356 Oh. 1241 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,358 [birds chirping] 1242 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:25,360 [exhales] 1243 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,282 I was totally circling the drain. 1244 01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:35,675 [car honks] 1245 01:00:36,328 --> 01:00:38,896 My two most important relationships, 1246 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,767 my girlfriend, and my best friend, 1247 01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,943 were trashed beyond repair. 1248 01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:45,424 A-and I really just had no one to blame but myself. 1249 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,602 You didn't blame Erika? Considering how she treated you? 1250 01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:53,127 Seems like you would be angry or resentful. 1251 01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:56,391 Sure, Erica led me down the path of my destruction, 1252 01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:59,046 but at the end of the day, everything I did 1253 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,395 was always my choice. 1254 01:01:01,353 --> 01:01:03,007 I mean, you wanna know the sickest part? 1255 01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,661 It's the fact that even though all of this happened, 1256 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,184 I still wanted to be with her. 1257 01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:09,013 This is the kind of fucked up, intense, 1258 01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,449 state of mind I was in. 1259 01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:13,713 Uh, hey, man, I really can't thank you enough, I mean, I-I, 1260 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:16,107 I swear to you, I'll be out of here as soon as I can, 1261 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,456 I already asked my mom for a loan. 1262 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:18,936 Oh, that's great, 1263 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,198 because you're already kinda cramping my style. 1264 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:21,503 -Oh. -You know, I have a hook up 1265 01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:22,591 coming over 1266 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,723 -in about half an hour. -Okay. 1267 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,464 -So-- Mm-hmm. -Oh! Okay. Um... 1268 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,815 Well, I can grab a cup of coffee or something. 1269 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,382 Honestly, I don't really care what you do 1270 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,514 as long as you're not here. 1271 01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:34,212 How long, do you think? 1272 01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:37,998 [sputters] 1273 01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:40,566 It's gotta be a quickie 'cause I've a real date later tonight. 1274 01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:42,481 Okay. Yeah. 1275 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:46,180 Is it too much to ask to take a shower before? 1276 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,269 -Eh, just, make it fast. -Okay. 1277 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:49,618 Mm-hmm. 1278 01:01:50,271 --> 01:01:52,447 -You'll find it-- Yeah. -Sorry, sorry. 1279 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:54,711 Also, can you use the guest towel? 1280 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,365 It's the one that says "guest" on it. 1281 01:01:58,758 --> 01:01:59,672 Copy. 1282 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,370 Things were looking very bleak. 1283 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,202 It definitely seemed like I'd hit rock bottom. 1284 01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:10,030 [phone chimes] 1285 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,343 But I just had no idea 1286 01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:20,214 how much worse my life was gonna become. 1287 01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:22,651 [lively house music playing] 1288 01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:25,089 [partygoers chattering] 1289 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:36,753 Ugh. That woman over there looks like a foot. 1290 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,365 I'm fucking starving. 1291 01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:43,020 -I'm sorry, do you mind? -Uh, don't. 1292 01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,456 Why? 1293 01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:46,327 Grabbing food off of a tray is disgusting. 1294 01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:47,981 Yeah, except I haven't eaten lunch. 1295 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,506 I think you're gonna love it, you're one of the first people 1296 01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:53,247 -I thought of when Erika was... -Whoa. Oh, my God. 1297 01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:55,989 You're Laquisha Foxx. 1298 01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,861 -my name is... -But he's an assistant. 1299 01:02:57,904 --> 01:03:00,080 What you have to do is see Erika's newest work. 1300 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,952 It, it's everything. It's dangerous. 1301 01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:04,345 I don't know. I'm not sure I get it. 1302 01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:07,784 It's like Pornhub meets the bottom of our son's sneaker. 1303 01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:10,438 Hon. Don't be a vulgarian. 1304 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:13,267 Well then, please, Erika. Enlighten us. 1305 01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,747 What does it all mean? 1306 01:03:15,182 --> 01:03:18,316 Fuck if I know. It means money in my bank account, guys. 1307 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,665 -Oh! -That's all I care about. 1308 01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:21,362 [all chuckling] 1309 01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:23,408 Thank you. 1310 01:03:26,715 --> 01:03:29,109 Oh! Oh, Elliot. Wait one second. Elliot! 1311 01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:30,023 Elliot. 1312 01:03:31,329 --> 01:03:32,591 -Hi. -Hi. 1313 01:03:32,634 --> 01:03:34,201 Oh, my god. There you are. 1314 01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:35,289 I've been looking for you literally everywhere. 1315 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,943 Guys, this is Elliot. 1316 01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:38,771 Elliot, meet my very good friends from New York, 1317 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,294 the Bruces. 1318 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,209 Hi. Hi, hi. Hello, hi, nice to meet you. 1319 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,429 -Hello, Elliot. -Okay, guys, have fun. Go roam. 1320 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:47,127 Drink for free, buy everything, thank you. 1321 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:50,043 Thank fucking God, 1322 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,132 I thought my face was gonna crack off from fake smiling. 1323 01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:54,134 Hi! Oh... 1324 01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:57,834 [woman moaning over sound system] 1325 01:03:57,877 --> 01:04:01,881 Okay. I'm sorry about the other night. 1326 01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:03,709 I think I was, 1327 01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:06,451 I think I was more stressed about the show than I thought 1328 01:04:06,494 --> 01:04:08,322 and, um, I'm sorry. 1329 01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:10,498 Thank you... 1330 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,283 But it's going really well, right? 1331 01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,893 I feel like it's going really well. 1332 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,026 -Yep. Yeah. -Yeah, okay. 1333 01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,331 This is what I want to do. 1334 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,552 I want you to go to the ladies' room. 1335 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:23,076 I want you to wait in the furthest stall 1336 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,861 for three minutes. 1337 01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:27,254 And then I'm gonna come in and fuck you with this dildo. 1338 01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,344 No. Are you drunk? No. 1339 01:04:30,692 --> 01:04:32,956 Wha--? [scoffs] Don't be a buzzkill; 1340 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:34,783 it's gonna be fun. 1341 01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:38,396 And also, this is technically a work-related event, so... 1342 01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:40,615 -I am paying you. -Mm-hmm. 1343 01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:42,052 So you have to do what I say. 1344 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,882 I mean, that's, like, gotta be sexual harassment or something? 1345 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,231 Oh, aww. 1346 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,233 Come on, baby. 1347 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:50,887 Please? 1348 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,454 Thing is, that I'm just, 1349 01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:56,370 I'm really, really wet just thinking about it, so. 1350 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:06,076 [sighs] 1351 01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:08,730 [slurps] 1352 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:09,862 Erika? 1353 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:10,863 Erika. 1354 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:15,041 I'd like to introduce you to Margaret Epstein. From MoMA. 1355 01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:17,043 Wow, yes. It is such a pleasure. 1356 01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:21,308 We-- We've chatted on the phone but never in person. 1357 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,833 Really, Erika, I am such a fan. 1358 01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:27,053 Oh, my God. Thank you. 1359 01:05:27,097 --> 01:05:28,141 [chuckles] 1360 01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:30,578 You are more than an artist. 1361 01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:35,105 You are a psychologist of the human condition. 1362 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,716 [gasps] You know what? 1363 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:40,110 I absolutely agree with you. 1364 01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:41,807 -Right? -[all chuckle] 1365 01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:42,764 Right? 1366 01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:45,680 The new work, though. 1367 01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:47,508 -Yes. -I must say. 1368 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,034 I'm not so sure it's up to par. 1369 01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:56,343 Well, I... I... 1370 01:05:56,735 --> 01:06:00,782 do always strive to... break new ground creatively. 1371 01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,610 -Erika never plays it safe. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1372 01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,439 And she never repeats herself. That's what makes her iconic. 1373 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:06,919 Hmm. 1374 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,313 And I'm going to show you a piece 1375 01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:11,619 that illustrates that right over here. 1376 01:06:11,663 --> 01:06:13,360 -Come this way. Come this way. -[chuckling] 1377 01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:15,232 [Vikktor speaking indistinctly] 1378 01:06:20,324 --> 01:06:21,325 [slurping] 1379 01:06:42,346 --> 01:06:43,216 [gulps] 1380 01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:48,265 Even more than an artist, I sort of think of myself 1381 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:51,529 as a... psychologist of the human condition. 1382 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,791 You know? 1383 01:06:55,359 --> 01:06:56,273 Elliot. 1384 01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:58,188 Erika? 1385 01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:00,451 [groans] 1386 01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,019 I don't even wanna know 1387 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,803 what you're doing in the women's bathroom, okay? 1388 01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,326 -You need to get... -Oh, my God. 1389 01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:08,154 -your shit together. -Yeah. 1390 01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:10,243 And you gotta come with me. Right now. Let's go. Come on. 1391 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,899 Is that you? 1392 01:07:13,942 --> 01:07:16,032 [groaning] 1393 01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:32,265 Elliot. 1394 01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:34,180 You gotta think about this, okay? 1395 01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:35,486 Just think it through. Think it through. 1396 01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:38,663 Oh, my God. 1397 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,406 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1398 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,800 Uh... I'm sorry, sir, can I help you? 1399 01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:46,932 What? 1400 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:48,194 Are you joking? 1401 01:07:50,892 --> 01:07:52,938 Erika, that video was just supposed to be for-- 1402 01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,592 Ours. That was supposed to be for us. 1403 01:07:54,635 --> 01:07:56,333 I trusted you with that 1404 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,378 and then you go and put it in your show without my consent. 1405 01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,032 Sorry, sir, you seem to be quite drunk. 1406 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,816 I don't know if you-- if you need any assistance. 1407 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:03,688 I get that you've done fucked up shit before, right? 1408 01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:05,342 But this on a whole new level of fucked up-ness. 1409 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,257 Hey, excuse me. What's, uh-- 1410 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,997 -Something, is something wrong? -Yeah, I don't know. 1411 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:10,564 This man seems to be having some sort of psychotic episode. 1412 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,218 Erika, you can't. 1413 01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:15,526 You cannot just act like some kind of god up in the sky 1414 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:16,875 and none of your actions, 1415 01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:18,311 you know, have any ramifications. 1416 01:08:18,355 --> 01:08:19,921 -You can't just do that. -Sir? Sir. 1417 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:21,532 Please, Erika. No, Vikktor, stop. 1418 01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,273 -Talk to me, Erika. -Sir. 1419 01:08:23,316 --> 01:08:24,970 He's on drugs, you need to get him out of here. 1420 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:26,232 -Go fuck yourself. -Hey, hey. 1421 01:08:26,276 --> 01:08:27,277 -Go fuck yourself. -All right. Hey! 1422 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,539 Fuck you, Erika. 1423 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,106 -Go fuck yourself! -Go! 1424 01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,977 -Get the fuck outta here! -[crowd gasps] 1425 01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:53,129 -[door slams] -Well. 1426 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:57,437 That... that was entertaining. 1427 01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:58,960 [Erika chuckles] 1428 01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:02,399 Never a dull moment. Right? 1429 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:03,922 Okay. 1430 01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:06,446 What was I saying? 1431 01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:09,188 [Zap] "Is Erika Tracy over?" 1432 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:11,582 As if the art on display last night 1433 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,323 was not proof enough 1434 01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:16,717 that this tired old whore is done-zo, 1435 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:19,764 an enraged former boy toy-- That's you-- 1436 01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:22,984 exploded in her face at her own party. 1437 01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:26,597 Say buh-bye, bee-atch. [giggles] 1438 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,468 That's not even the worst one, you should read 1439 01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,514 -what the fucking Times said. -Yeah, no. I get it. I get it. 1440 01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,342 I drank a little bit too much last night. 1441 01:09:32,385 --> 01:09:34,518 Didn't we all? After you left, 1442 01:09:34,561 --> 01:09:36,911 I gave a fat guy half a hand job in the parking lot. 1443 01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:38,435 [phone chimes] 1444 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:41,829 Aw, fuck. 1445 01:09:42,395 --> 01:09:44,267 -What? -Ah, Vikktor fired me. 1446 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:45,181 Mm. 1447 01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:47,661 Are you surprised? 1448 01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:49,489 I guess not. 1449 01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:53,276 Well, don't feel too special. 1450 01:09:54,668 --> 01:09:56,931 With Erika officially past her sell-by date, 1451 01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:58,194 I think it's safe to say 1452 01:09:58,237 --> 01:09:59,543 we are all on the chopping block. 1453 01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:03,024 Thank God I don't really need to work anyway. 1454 01:10:04,678 --> 01:10:08,508 Oh, head's up. I am having a Grindr party-slash-orgy tonight, 1455 01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,075 so you might wanna find somewhere else to sleep. 1456 01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:13,296 How long's the man jamboree gonna last this time? 1457 01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:14,471 All weekend. 1458 01:10:15,907 --> 01:10:16,777 Okay. 1459 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,649 [Elliot] I had nowhere left to go. 1460 01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:21,217 I had no job. 1461 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:22,566 No prospects. 1462 01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:24,220 I was at the end of my rope. 1463 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,310 [siren wailing] 1464 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,793 [indistinct chatter] 1465 01:10:38,059 --> 01:10:39,583 [thudding on window] 1466 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:41,367 Okay, okay! I'm leaving. 1467 01:10:42,107 --> 01:10:42,977 Fuck. 1468 01:10:43,674 --> 01:10:45,676 [phone ringing] 1469 01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:57,253 -Hello? -[knocking] 1470 01:10:58,906 --> 01:11:00,517 [laughs, gasps] 1471 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,868 Finally. God, what took you so fucking long? 1472 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:05,304 Come on, get in here. 1473 01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:06,827 Don't fucking stand there like a halfwit. 1474 01:11:08,525 --> 01:11:10,222 I hate drinking alone. 1475 01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:12,137 It's so traj. 1476 01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:14,052 So look, come here. Just get-- 1477 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,142 I wanna propose a toast. 1478 01:11:17,621 --> 01:11:19,231 To the bitter end... 1479 01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:22,278 ...of Erika Tracy. 1480 01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,062 -[humorless chuckle] -What? 1481 01:11:25,193 --> 01:11:26,543 Oh, did you not hear? 1482 01:11:27,065 --> 01:11:31,983 The show was a fucking disaster. 1483 01:11:32,636 --> 01:11:34,681 I'm done, finito. 1484 01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:37,118 Terminated. They fucking hate me. 1485 01:11:37,162 --> 01:11:39,295 They hate me. They hate me. 1486 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:42,515 So now, we have to toast, we have to celebrate. 1487 01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,561 Will you celebrate with me? 1488 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,432 Come on. Come on! 1489 01:11:46,476 --> 01:11:47,868 [chuckles] 1490 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,696 Mm! 1491 01:11:50,088 --> 01:11:52,220 [exhales, chuckles] 1492 01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:55,180 Yeah. Here, have more, this helps. 1493 01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:56,921 Come on-- 1494 01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,575 No, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, 1495 01:11:58,618 --> 01:11:59,793 [stammering] 1496 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:01,229 Okay? [chuckles] 1497 01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:02,883 Mm-hmm. Mm! 1498 01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:05,233 [grunts] You want some more? 1499 01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:06,713 -Mm-mm. -You want some more? 1500 01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:07,975 -Just like a little bit more? -No, Erika-- 1501 01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:09,020 -Little bit, bah, bah, bah! -Stop-- 1502 01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:11,849 Oh! [cackles] 1503 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,633 [inhales] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1504 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,201 Okay. Here's what I wanna do. 1505 01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,072 You come with me. 1506 01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,422 Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna, 1507 01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,162 um, take all your fucking clothes off. 1508 01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:22,076 Take your clothes off. 1509 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,513 What? 1510 01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,123 You're gonna take all your clothes off. 1511 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,864 You take your clothes off, then you put this on. 1512 01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,213 -I don't want to take my... -Take all your clothes off! 1513 01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:29,867 Come on! Let's go! 1514 01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,782 -Erika, I don't want... -Just fucking do it! 1515 01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:34,175 Jesus fuck! 1516 01:12:34,219 --> 01:12:35,263 [Erika laughs feebly] 1517 01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,225 And into that. That's great. 1518 01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:41,705 Yes. 1519 01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:44,621 Yes. 1520 01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,537 Come on. We don't have all night. Let's go! 1521 01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:51,018 Okay. You're gonna love this. 1522 01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,281 This is so good, I have something so good. 1523 01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,544 [grunts] Okay. 1524 01:12:54,587 --> 01:12:56,110 This is so-- [laughs] 1525 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,721 Okay, you can sit down here. 1526 01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:59,331 You sit, sit there. 1527 01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:03,117 You go like that... [chuckles] 1528 01:13:04,118 --> 01:13:05,772 [chuckling] 1529 01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,731 Like... I go... 1530 01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:09,689 Oh, you're so pretty! 1531 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:11,430 -What are you doing? -Shush, shush, shush! 1532 01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:13,606 No, no questions. Oh. 1533 01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:15,826 Hi. Hi. 1534 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,915 Mm! 1535 01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,220 Okay. [sniffles] 1536 01:13:19,264 --> 01:13:20,396 Here's what I'm gonna do. 1537 01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:21,397 Tonight... 1538 01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,181 ...you... 1539 01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:25,444 ...are gonna be me. 1540 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,838 And I am gonna fuck you. 1541 01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:31,363 And then I will be fucking myself. 1542 01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,365 Literally this time. [giggles] 1543 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,888 -So I get to finally-- -No, I'm... 1544 01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:36,368 -I'm not doing that. -No, no, no. 1545 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,065 Sh, sh, sh. Come on, come on. No, no, no, no. 1546 01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,850 -No, no, no! -I don't wanna do that. 1547 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,068 No, come on, sit. 1548 01:13:41,112 --> 01:13:42,374 -Please stop. -Just-- 1549 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,419 -Oh, you don't wanna fuck me? -No. 1550 01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,072 Come on. 1551 01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:46,639 Come on. Oh, come on. 1552 01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:48,075 -Come on, come on, come on. -This isn't funny. 1553 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,642 -Come on, come on, oh... -Stop. 1554 01:13:49,686 --> 01:13:51,209 -Come on. -Stop it. 1555 01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:52,558 -[laughs] -Are you fucking crazy? 1556 01:13:52,602 --> 01:13:53,820 Come on! 1557 01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:54,995 Come on! 1558 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,693 [gasps] 1559 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:58,477 I just told you what I want you to do. 1560 01:13:58,521 --> 01:13:59,739 Can you just do it for me? 1561 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,698 Can you just do what I asked you to do? 1562 01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:03,743 Erika, what is wrong with you? 1563 01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:05,528 What the fu-- Are you fucking insane? 1564 01:14:06,006 --> 01:14:07,878 Stop! This is not fun anymore. 1565 01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:09,227 -Erika, listen to me. -You do it! 1566 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,837 -Right no. No. -Do it! 1567 01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:12,926 -Will you-- Erika, stop! -Ow! 1568 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:14,972 [Erika grunting shrilly] 1569 01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:17,278 No. 1570 01:14:18,149 --> 01:14:21,326 -[gasps] -Do not hit me! 1571 01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:23,067 [gasps] 1572 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:25,373 And that's the last thing I remember. 1573 01:14:26,636 --> 01:14:27,680 [Zola] So you hit her? 1574 01:14:28,028 --> 01:14:28,942 No. 1575 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,944 What? No, I didn't hit her. 1576 01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:34,165 She was attacking me. I was just defending myself. 1577 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,645 I mean, I'd never seen Erika like this. 1578 01:14:35,688 --> 01:14:37,864 So unhinged. Like she'd nothing left to lose. 1579 01:14:38,604 --> 01:14:40,998 You said she was intoxicated when you arrived. 1580 01:14:42,347 --> 01:14:44,175 Y-Yeah, I mean, she was definitely fucked up, 1581 01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:45,872 but I-I, I mean, 1582 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,396 you know, she was really upset about the show tanking 1583 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,660 so, I mean, I don't know if she was on anything 1584 01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:52,313 besides alcohol, but... 1585 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:53,793 You were under the influence as well. 1586 01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:57,057 I had a few glasses of champagne, but that was it. 1587 01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:01,540 You said earlier you blacked out. 1588 01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:05,326 Um, well, I hadn't eaten all day. 1589 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,155 I guess that the alcohol was hitting me, 1590 01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:10,201 you know, a little bit harder than usual. 1591 01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,463 [Zola] So let me get this straight-- 1592 01:15:11,898 --> 01:15:13,334 You drove to Erika's house. 1593 01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:15,293 You got drunk. 1594 01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:17,861 You got in a violent physical altercation with her. 1595 01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:20,994 And then you conveniently blacked out 1596 01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:22,605 and can't account for anything 1597 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,345 that happened for the rest of the night? 1598 01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:26,565 I didn't conveniently black out. 1599 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,654 Yeah. If you say so. 1600 01:15:30,003 --> 01:15:32,005 After you regained consciousness, 1601 01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:33,485 then what happened? 1602 01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:48,456 Erika? 1603 01:15:51,764 --> 01:15:52,635 Erika. 1604 01:15:55,725 --> 01:15:57,770 Stop fucking around, Erika. Where are you? 1605 01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:08,346 [gasps] 1606 01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:15,440 Fuck. 1607 01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:17,311 Fuck. 1608 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:22,621 Oh, fuck. 1609 01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:24,536 Fuck. 1610 01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:26,146 Oh, fuck. 1611 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,496 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 1612 01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:32,979 Fuck. 1613 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,373 Erika. 1614 01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:51,215 W-Wait... Wake up, wake up. 1615 01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:52,129 [gasps] 1616 01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:53,043 [exhales] 1617 01:16:54,305 --> 01:16:55,262 [exhales] 1618 01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,353 Erika, Erika. Wake up. 1619 01:16:59,397 --> 01:17:01,007 Wake up, Erika. Erika, wake up! 1620 01:17:01,051 --> 01:17:02,530 Erika! Come on, stop fucking with me. 1621 01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:04,402 Come on. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. 1622 01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:05,577 Come on, come on. 1623 01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:14,804 [clattering] 1624 01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:21,680 [phone beeping] 1625 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,466 Hi. Uh, h-hello. My, uh... my friend, 1626 01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:28,382 she... fell into the pool. Uh, there was an accident, she-- 1627 01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:30,254 I tried to give her mouth-to-mouth, but I think-- 1628 01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:32,604 Uh, ten thousand ten Wonderland Terrace, yes. 1629 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,781 Um... okay, y-yeah. But, p-please hurry. 1630 01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:37,740 Okay. Okay. 1631 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:49,926 Erika? 1632 01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:57,585 Erika? 1633 01:18:01,546 --> 01:18:03,766 And then her body miraculously disappeared? 1634 01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,030 I don't know, I mean, 1635 01:18:07,073 --> 01:18:09,815 I went inside the house for like 60 seconds to call 911. 1636 01:18:10,294 --> 01:18:11,904 [Zem] How long were you unconscious? 1637 01:18:11,948 --> 01:18:13,427 I don't remember! 1638 01:18:13,471 --> 01:18:15,212 But I didn't kill her, I know that for sure. 1639 01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:21,305 Is there anyone you can think of that may have wanted Erika dead? 1640 01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,526 She wasn't universally loved, but... 1641 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:27,572 I can't think of anyone she pissed off enough 1642 01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:28,878 to want her murdered. 1643 01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:33,709 I don't know. I can't say for sure, though. I... 1644 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,016 I honestly didn't know her that well. 1645 01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:45,198 So, what happens now? 1646 01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:52,031 Well, with no body, there's no evidence, so... 1647 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:54,730 ...you're free to go. 1648 01:18:55,687 --> 01:18:56,557 What? 1649 01:18:57,123 --> 01:18:59,386 [hesitantly] I can just leave? 1650 01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:00,300 For now. 1651 01:19:01,171 --> 01:19:02,520 But don't go far. 1652 01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:06,263 [Zap] So how many days has it been now? 1653 01:19:06,654 --> 01:19:08,265 [Elliot] Uh, five. 1654 01:19:08,308 --> 01:19:10,136 Uh, yeah, the police say the longer that she's missing, 1655 01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:12,051 the less likely it is that she's alive. 1656 01:19:12,922 --> 01:19:14,575 Do you think I need to get a lawyer? 1657 01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:16,490 I mean, not that I can afford one, but... 1658 01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:20,103 Well, let's stay optimistic for the time being. 1659 01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:21,539 Speaking of. 1660 01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:24,716 Seems like the clickbait drama 1661 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,936 has restored Erika's market value, 1662 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:28,024 at the very least. 1663 01:19:28,067 --> 01:19:29,286 What? 1664 01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:31,157 Every one of her pieces 1665 01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:33,769 from her shitty train wreck show sold out. 1666 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,727 So I guess it's true what they say: 1667 01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:39,687 "An artist is worth more dead than alive." 1668 01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,646 I mean... 1669 01:19:42,255 --> 01:19:45,258 Is it just me, or is that so unbelievably fucked up? 1670 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:48,044 Welcome to the sad reality of now. 1671 01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:50,263 I'm gonna go for a run. You want me to get you anything 1672 01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:52,570 -while I'm out? -No, um, I'm good. 1673 01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:54,267 Text me if you change your mind. 1674 01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:55,355 -Okay. -[gentle knocking] 1675 01:19:57,053 --> 01:19:58,924 -You expecting a package? -No. 1676 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:03,668 [door opens] 1677 01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:06,366 [Zap] Elliot? 1678 01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:09,152 It's for you. 1679 01:20:21,425 --> 01:20:22,643 I'll give you two a minute. 1680 01:20:25,733 --> 01:20:27,779 [door creaks, closes] 1681 01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:30,347 Hi. 1682 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:34,917 [Elliot] So... 1683 01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:38,268 ...what you're trying to say is, 1684 01:20:38,311 --> 01:20:39,878 is that it's all Vikktor's fault? 1685 01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:41,837 No. No, no, no, no. Definitely not. 1686 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,709 I-I take full responsibility for my part in this, but-- 1687 01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:50,062 After the show bombed... the brand took a huge hit. 1688 01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:51,803 We had to do something. 1689 01:20:52,412 --> 01:20:54,023 But use me in a plot 1690 01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,547 to fake your own death for publicity? 1691 01:20:56,590 --> 01:20:59,332 I understand why you're upset. I do. 1692 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,118 Which is why I'm here apologizing in person. 1693 01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:03,641 And as I told you, I already cleared 1694 01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:04,772 everything up with the police. 1695 01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:07,297 Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that. 1696 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:10,691 And I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry. 1697 01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:13,738 But the studio was hemorrhaging money. 1698 01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:15,871 And, and when Vikktor came up 1699 01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:17,133 with this whole cockamamie scheme, I-- 1700 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,657 I didn't know what else to do. 1701 01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:25,532 Did you roofie me? 1702 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:28,971 I had to. 1703 01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,888 For the plan to work, you had to be just a little foggier 1704 01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:34,846 than usual, and we needed time. 1705 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,979 You know, to pull off the operation. 1706 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,155 It was your usual just... 1707 01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:42,114 ...spy movie stuff. 1708 01:21:43,202 --> 01:21:46,205 I mean, to be honest, the hardest part 1709 01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,425 was forcing myself not to breathe or laugh 1710 01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,470 when you were giving me mouth-to-mouth. 1711 01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:57,347 And then Vikktor and I waited outside 1712 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,175 to make sure you called 911. 1713 01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,528 And the rest is history. 1714 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:07,923 Why me? 1715 01:22:09,576 --> 01:22:10,882 Well, you gave us a... 1716 01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:12,666 I mean with your whole... 1717 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:15,278 ...meltdown at the opening, 1718 01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:17,497 it was a pretty convenient motive. 1719 01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:18,934 You know? And plus, 1720 01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:21,632 you're the most gullible/trustworthy of my-- 1721 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:24,809 Most of my friends would just run away, not even call 911. 1722 01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:30,597 I don't know what to say. 1723 01:22:30,641 --> 01:22:31,511 I mean... 1724 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,166 I'm happy you're alive. 1725 01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:39,171 But I'm so unbelievably angry at the same time. 1726 01:22:39,824 --> 01:22:41,869 I mean, I was just living my life. 1727 01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:43,959 Minding my own business, and then you come along, 1728 01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:45,569 and before I even know what's happening, 1729 01:22:45,612 --> 01:22:48,180 I'm a sex slave to a complete fucking sociopath, 1730 01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:50,748 and being interrogated by the cops for murder. 1731 01:22:51,183 --> 01:22:54,447 -That's fair. -It's not fucking fair, Erika! 1732 01:22:54,491 --> 01:22:55,709 It's fucked up! 1733 01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,147 Do you not understand what you've done? 1734 01:22:58,190 --> 01:23:00,410 I've lost everything because of you. 1735 01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:01,759 I mean, Erika, 1736 01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,935 I had real fucking feelings for you 1737 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,546 and you destroyed my entire fucking life. 1738 01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:08,461 Well, I know you're upset right now, 1739 01:23:08,505 --> 01:23:09,897 but you need to trust me, 1740 01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,595 as somebody who has come back from the dead 1741 01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:13,771 literally and figuratively, more than once, 1742 01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:15,599 your life is not destroyed. 1743 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:19,211 In fact... there's a silver lining. 1744 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,778 Silver lining? What the fuck are you even talking about? 1745 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,084 Okay. I'll tell you. 1746 01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:23,563 Remember when-- when I was saying that 1747 01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:25,087 in order to break through the noise 1748 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,349 and get people's attention these days, 1749 01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:28,090 you have to make a big commotion? 1750 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,787 Well, now, you, 1751 01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:32,529 despite whatever nuisance it's caused at the moment, 1752 01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,574 you can now go and make a documentary. 1753 01:23:34,618 --> 01:23:36,837 Or, uh, write a book, or a miniseries, 1754 01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,275 or, whatever, after you change all the names, and it'll say, 1755 01:23:39,318 --> 01:23:41,712 "Based on an insane but shockingly true story." 1756 01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:44,019 Which is all people give a shit about these days. 1757 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:48,980 So, what? Y-You... you expect me to be grateful? 1758 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:52,853 For, uh, you implicating me in this entire fucking shitshow? 1759 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,378 Yes. 1760 01:23:55,421 --> 01:23:56,292 Wow. 1761 01:23:57,206 --> 01:23:58,033 Wow. 1762 01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:03,560 You are... fucking something else. 1763 01:24:04,691 --> 01:24:05,475 [slap] 1764 01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:08,869 I don't believe in shame or regret or... 1765 01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,307 ...any of the other fucked up 1766 01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:13,352 brainwashing they give you in Catholic school. 1767 01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:16,486 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 1768 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,227 we have a very special guest in the studio today. 1769 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:21,404 Uh, world-renowned artist and now author, uh, Erika Tracy. 1770 01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:23,884 Erika's autobiography, 1771 01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:25,625 Confessions of a Slut: 1772 01:24:25,669 --> 01:24:27,584 How To Get Laid and Conquer the World at the Same Time 1773 01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:30,630 is online and in bookstores now. Go get it. 1774 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,459 Erika, I mean, welcome to the show, obviously. 1775 01:24:33,503 --> 01:24:35,070 Kinda can't believe you're here right now. 1776 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,810 -It's so crazy. -[chuckles] 1777 01:24:36,854 --> 01:24:38,160 That makes two of us. 1778 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,423 -[chuckles] -Um, I was surprised 1779 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:43,295 to see that I made enough of an impression 1780 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:45,776 to warrant an entire chapter in your book. 1781 01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:48,344 I mean, I'm full of surprises, you should know that by now. 1782 01:24:48,387 --> 01:24:50,346 Do I ever! Uh-- [laughs] 1783 01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:51,695 -[laughs] -Um, um... 1784 01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:53,088 [Elliot] So that was fun. 1785 01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:54,785 -It actually was. -Yeah. 1786 01:24:54,828 --> 01:24:56,221 -It was great. -Yeah. 1787 01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,483 And it looks like you were right again. 1788 01:24:57,527 --> 01:24:58,789 What do you mean? 1789 01:24:58,832 --> 01:25:00,225 Well, you always said that I'd see 1790 01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:01,661 the benefits of our relationship in the end, 1791 01:25:01,705 --> 01:25:02,880 and I mean, well, here we are. 1792 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,490 I'm always right. 1793 01:25:04,534 --> 01:25:06,013 -You should know this. -That is, that is so true. 1794 01:25:06,057 --> 01:25:07,711 Hey, I, uh, 1795 01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:10,235 did you wanna get, like, a drink or dinner or something? 1796 01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:12,585 Elliot, are you hitting on me? 1797 01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:13,934 Maybe. 1798 01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:17,286 -I have plans tonight. -Ah. 1799 01:25:17,329 --> 01:25:19,026 And I'm flying out first thing in the morning. 1800 01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:20,680 And plus, I've already fucked you, so what's the point? 1801 01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:21,855 So true. 1802 01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,684 -You do look good, though. -Thank you. 1803 01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:26,686 What'd you do? Did you replace me or something? 1804 01:25:26,730 --> 01:25:28,775 Oh, Erika, trust me. There's no replacing you. 1805 01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:30,212 Why? Have you replaced me? 1806 01:25:30,255 --> 01:25:31,691 -Yeah, of course. -Ah. 1807 01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:32,866 But it's not the same. 1808 01:25:32,910 --> 01:25:33,998 That's nice to hear. 1809 01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:35,304 Well, I'm not worried about you. 1810 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,132 I mean, you know, I'm sure there's 1811 01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:39,395 a lot of weak men looking for a strong woman to dominate them. 1812 01:25:39,438 --> 01:25:40,831 -Ouch. -I know. 1813 01:25:40,874 --> 01:25:43,399 Wow. I do want to tell you, though, 1814 01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:47,272 that I... I'm proud of you. 1815 01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:51,450 Oh. Um... thank you. That-- That means a lot. 1816 01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:53,931 Aw, gracias, babe. 1817 01:25:53,974 --> 01:25:56,629 Jesus, this is Elliot. Elliot, this is Jesus. 1818 01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,283 Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 1819 01:25:58,327 --> 01:25:59,893 No, no. He doesn't speak English. 1820 01:25:59,937 --> 01:26:01,765 -So... -Oh, yeah, no, of course not. 1821 01:26:01,808 --> 01:26:03,810 I really hate to break up this circle jerk, 1822 01:26:03,854 --> 01:26:05,290 but our next segment is ready 1823 01:26:05,334 --> 01:26:07,466 -and we are on a tight schedule. -Mm-hmm. 1824 01:26:07,510 --> 01:26:09,076 Have we met before? 1825 01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:12,602 Two minutes. 1826 01:26:13,994 --> 01:26:15,866 Let's not make it another two years. 1827 01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:17,998 Definitely. If you're in New York, call me. 1828 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:19,130 Uh, it's a date. 1829 01:26:19,696 --> 01:26:20,914 -Bye, Elliot. -Bye. 1830 01:26:45,112 --> 01:26:47,158 [bell tolls] 1831 01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:50,988 [officiant] Dearly beloved... 1832 01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:54,513 ...we are gathered here today 1833 01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:57,386 to witness the union of these two beautiful souls... 1834 01:26:58,648 --> 01:26:59,736 ...as one. 1835 01:27:01,868 --> 01:27:05,785 Do you, Elliot, take Erika to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1836 01:27:06,569 --> 01:27:10,225 To have and to hold? To honor and cherish? 1837 01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,749 Till death do you part? 1838 01:27:13,576 --> 01:27:14,664 I do. 1839 01:27:15,665 --> 01:27:17,580 And do you, Erika, 1840 01:27:17,623 --> 01:27:20,104 take Elliot to be your lawfully wedded husband... 1841 01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:22,237 ...to have and to hold... 1842 01:27:23,063 --> 01:27:24,587 ...to honor and cherish... 1843 01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,024 ...'til death do you part? 1844 01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:28,634 I do. 1845 01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:32,421 I pronounce you man and wife. 1846 01:27:33,683 --> 01:27:35,032 [both giggle] 1847 01:27:35,815 --> 01:27:37,034 You may kiss the bride. 1848 01:27:45,521 --> 01:27:48,567 [distorted scream] 1849 01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:57,010 [both gasping] 1850 01:27:57,054 --> 01:27:59,056 ["Free Yourself" by Jessie Ware plays] 1851 01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:09,371 ♪ Free yourself 1852 01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:13,810 ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 1853 01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:17,379 ♪ Why don't you please yourself ♪ 1854 01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:20,730 ♪ If it feels so good then don't you ♪ 1855 01:28:20,773 --> 01:28:23,994 ♪ Baby, don't you stop 1856 01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:27,998 ♪ Don't stop Don't stop ♪ 1857 01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:30,870 ♪ Baby, don't you 1858 01:28:31,262 --> 01:28:34,265 ♪ Don't stand there Waiting all of your life ♪ 1859 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:37,921 ♪ For the night To come and find you ♪ 1860 01:28:39,226 --> 01:28:42,360 ♪ The clock is ticking Baby, now is the time ♪ 1861 01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:44,362 ♪ For someone to come and hold you ♪ 1862 01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:49,541 ♪ You are a name Not a number ♪ 1863 01:28:49,585 --> 01:28:51,587 ♪ Extraordinary colors 1864 01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:55,199 ♪ Don't you hide Undercover, baby ♪ 1865 01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,637 ♪ Free yourself, Keep moving up-- ♪ 1866 01:28:58,681 --> 01:28:59,551 Okay. 1867 01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:01,553 Okay, good. 1868 01:29:01,597 --> 01:29:03,555 [muttering indistinctly] 1869 01:29:04,817 --> 01:29:06,776 -My toothbrush-- -Do you wanna-- 1870 01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:09,213 [sputtering laughter] 1871 01:29:09,735 --> 01:29:11,520 Legendary, rock hard... 1872 01:29:12,521 --> 01:29:14,827 -[snickers] Sorry. Sorry. -[laughs] 1873 01:29:14,871 --> 01:29:16,873 -[indistinct chatter] -Mm-hmm. 1874 01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:19,005 ♪ Baby, don't you 1875 01:29:19,049 --> 01:29:21,051 Wear a cockstrap. [sputters] 1876 01:29:21,094 --> 01:29:23,183 [laughs] 1877 01:29:23,227 --> 01:29:24,620 Should I wear a cockstrap? What-- 1878 01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:26,404 -Are you sure? -Yes. 1879 01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:28,058 -You're selling it so well. -Thank you so much, Olivia. 1880 01:29:28,101 --> 01:29:29,712 -[laughs] -It's awesome. 1881 01:29:29,755 --> 01:29:31,496 No, like, that's, like, not the vibe. 1882 01:29:31,540 --> 01:29:32,976 -Ow. Fuck. [laughs] -Oh, God. 1883 01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:35,021 [inaudible] 1884 01:29:36,849 --> 01:29:38,068 Looking at you. 1885 01:29:39,025 --> 01:29:40,070 I'm looking at you. 1886 01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,506 -[guffaws] -I knew it. 1887 01:29:41,811 --> 01:29:42,812 I knew it. 1888 01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:46,990 [laughs] Okay. 1889 01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:50,167 Okay. 1890 01:29:50,210 --> 01:29:52,952 Greg, I'm gonna do this right down the barrel. 1891 01:29:54,171 --> 01:29:57,392 ♪ Keep on moving Up that mountaintop ♪ 1892 01:29:57,435 --> 01:29:58,697 [laughs] 1893 01:29:59,176 --> 01:30:00,177 Sorry, say that again? 1894 01:30:00,482 --> 01:30:02,222 -[indistinct chatter] -Sure. 1895 01:30:02,266 --> 01:30:03,659 -All right? -Mm-hmm. 1896 01:30:05,225 --> 01:30:06,183 [yelps] 1897 01:30:06,226 --> 01:30:07,706 [indistinct chatter] 1898 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,229 She's so manipulative. 1899 01:30:09,665 --> 01:30:12,145 -[indistinct chatter] -I know. 1900 01:30:12,624 --> 01:30:14,583 [gurgling] 1901 01:30:15,105 --> 01:30:16,062 [laughs]