1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,692 Hello? 4 00:01:43,213 --> 00:01:45,048 Fucking useless piece of shit. 5 00:01:45,049 --> 00:01:46,852 Welcome to the fucking nightmare. 6 00:01:46,853 --> 00:01:48,184 Go on. Go on, Jimmy. 7 00:01:48,185 --> 00:01:49,623 Don't let it be you, Shite. 8 00:01:49,624 --> 00:01:51,122 Where you going? Fuck you, boy! 9 00:01:51,123 --> 00:01:52,797 You got this, Jimmy. You got this! 10 00:01:53,893 --> 00:01:55,801 Old Nick's gonna have his way with you. 11 00:01:57,229 --> 00:02:00,339 I think he's never seen a knife in his life, has he? 12 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:01,964 Fucking quivering piece of shit. 13 00:02:01,965 --> 00:02:04,141 Aw! Look at the little baby. 14 00:02:04,142 --> 00:02:05,542 It's all for Old Nick. 15 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,242 Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man. 16 00:02:07,243 --> 00:02:08,313 Aye. 17 00:02:08,314 --> 00:02:09,409 Get him, Shite. This is your chance. 18 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:10,546 Fuckin' hell. 19 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:11,876 - Fucking move it. - You little shit. 20 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:13,485 Fingers. 21 00:02:20,086 --> 00:02:23,792 You understand, this is a fight to the death. 22 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:26,724 No quarter. 23 00:02:26,725 --> 00:02:28,594 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 24 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:38,741 Are you watching, Father? 25 00:02:40,747 --> 00:02:41,975 Master. 26 00:02:42,673 --> 00:02:43,944 Dark Lord. 27 00:02:44,775 --> 00:02:46,178 Are you ready 28 00:02:46,179 --> 00:02:49,120 to see if the boy has what it takes to be a finger? 29 00:02:53,991 --> 00:02:55,120 Good. 30 00:02:56,488 --> 00:02:57,496 Okay. 31 00:02:59,691 --> 00:03:01,597 - Fight. - Whoo! 32 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,365 Fucking come on, then. 33 00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:04,468 Fucking get him, boy. 34 00:03:04,469 --> 00:03:06,096 Go on. 35 00:03:06,097 --> 00:03:07,798 Fucking have him. 36 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:09,801 See this? See that? 37 00:03:09,802 --> 00:03:11,202 I'll make it easier for you. 38 00:03:16,272 --> 00:03:17,640 - Watch it, Shite. - Come on! 39 00:03:19,553 --> 00:03:21,520 - Come on, kid. - Fucking do it! 40 00:03:22,646 --> 00:03:23,717 Ooh! 41 00:03:27,688 --> 00:03:28,822 Unlucky, pal. 42 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:31,892 I bet that hurts. 43 00:03:31,893 --> 00:03:34,627 You dropped your knife. 44 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:36,664 Just... please. 45 00:03:36,665 --> 00:03:38,229 Do you wanna pick that blade up? 46 00:03:40,306 --> 00:03:42,131 - Go on. - Go on. 47 00:03:43,406 --> 00:03:45,344 Yes, Shite! 48 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:47,704 Yes, son. 49 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:51,515 Fucking prick. 50 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:53,144 You're taking the piss. 51 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,854 Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy. 52 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:55,987 I plan to. 53 00:03:58,389 --> 00:04:00,588 I'm just messing wi' you, kid. 54 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:03,661 Go on, kid. Go on. Take it. 55 00:04:06,361 --> 00:04:08,267 Pick it up! 56 00:04:08,268 --> 00:04:11,029 Too slow, pal. 57 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:12,864 I could do this for fucking hours. 58 00:04:12,865 --> 00:04:14,371 Fuck's sake, just finish it. 59 00:04:14,372 --> 00:04:15,539 He's half your fucking size. 60 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,201 I'll tell you what. 61 00:04:17,202 --> 00:04:19,103 After I'm done with this little prick, 62 00:04:19,104 --> 00:04:20,904 how about me and you, fancy that? 63 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,774 - Ahhh! - Ooh! 64 00:04:23,775 --> 00:04:24,781 Shit! 65 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:27,410 Oh, fuck! 66 00:04:28,253 --> 00:04:30,622 You little fucking cunt. 67 00:04:30,623 --> 00:04:32,849 I'm gonna skin you wi' your own fucking blade. 68 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:35,851 Oh. 69 00:04:37,628 --> 00:04:39,389 - What... - What the fuck? What the fuck? 70 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:42,095 - Oh... - Fucking hell. 71 00:04:42,096 --> 00:04:43,300 - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, no. 72 00:04:43,301 --> 00:04:44,470 That's you fucked, Jimmy. 73 00:04:44,471 --> 00:04:45,535 What d'you... What d'you mean? 74 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,528 That's an artery he's hit there. 75 00:04:47,105 --> 00:04:48,464 Aye, it is. 76 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,434 - Oh, no. - That's a lot of blood. 77 00:04:51,968 --> 00:04:53,871 Ooh-hoo. 78 00:04:53,872 --> 00:04:56,379 Fuck. Please. No, no, no! 79 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,875 No! 80 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,178 Fuck! Fuck. 81 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:01,983 Somebody, please help me! 82 00:05:03,321 --> 00:05:04,490 Stop laughing. Help me! 83 00:05:04,491 --> 00:05:06,089 Hey, that's not how it fucking works. 84 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:07,255 But... 85 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:08,617 Sir. 86 00:05:08,618 --> 00:05:10,629 No, Jimmy's right. That's not how it works at all. 87 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,455 Shit! 88 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,266 Jesus Christ. 89 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:17,827 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God. 90 00:05:17,828 --> 00:05:19,464 Christ, God! 91 00:05:19,465 --> 00:05:21,767 What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy? 92 00:05:21,768 --> 00:05:23,842 Sir, please help me. 93 00:05:23,843 --> 00:05:26,843 - Help, please, I'm scared. - What, you wee crybag? 94 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:30,106 Sir, I'm getting... 95 00:05:30,107 --> 00:05:31,947 What are you getting, Jimmy? 96 00:05:33,317 --> 00:05:34,312 Getting hungry? 97 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,915 Getting horny? 98 00:05:39,785 --> 00:05:40,956 Getting sleepy? 99 00:05:46,626 --> 00:05:48,095 Aw, sleepy. 100 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:51,098 Bless. 101 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,113 What's your name, son? 102 00:06:12,521 --> 00:06:14,885 S... S... Spike. 103 00:06:14,886 --> 00:06:16,794 Spike? No, no. 104 00:06:17,858 --> 00:06:19,291 No, that doesnae sound right. 105 00:06:20,156 --> 00:06:23,030 I think your name is... 106 00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:25,235 ♪ Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 107 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:27,963 It's Jimmy. 108 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,211 Jimmy. 109 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,574 - Howzat? - Howzat. 110 00:07:17,052 --> 00:07:18,653 - Mine. - Give us a kiss. 111 00:07:38,607 --> 00:07:39,602 Whoo. 112 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:13,828 No! No! No! 113 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:18,265 ♪ See them walking Hand in hand... 114 00:10:18,266 --> 00:10:20,202 ♪ Across the bridge At midnight 115 00:10:23,073 --> 00:10:25,644 ♪ Heads turning As the lights... 116 00:10:25,645 --> 00:10:27,537 ♪ Flashing out are so bright 117 00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:45,626 ♪ Lipstick cherry All over the lens... 118 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:49,560 ♪ As she's falling 119 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,966 ♪ In miles of Sharp blue water... 120 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:54,632 ♪ Coming in where she lies 121 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,607 ♪ The diving man's Coming up for air 122 00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:02,337 ♪ 'Cause the crowd all love Pulling Dolly by the hair 123 00:11:02,338 --> 00:11:04,510 ♪ By the hair 124 00:11:04,511 --> 00:11:06,684 ♪ She wonders How she ever got here... 125 00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:08,316 ♪ As she goes under again 126 00:11:09,412 --> 00:11:10,951 ♪ Girls on film 127 00:11:10,952 --> 00:11:12,016 ♪ Girls... ♪ 128 00:12:25,722 --> 00:12:29,225 Well, an infected patient. 129 00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:34,334 This is strange. 130 00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:36,536 Possibly a world's first, Samson. 131 00:12:37,742 --> 00:12:39,110 Yeah, you have a name. 132 00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:42,507 I chose it when I first saw 133 00:12:42,508 --> 00:12:44,946 the new Alpha that had taken the woods 134 00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:46,543 as his hunting ground. 135 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:52,453 I named you for your size and strength... 136 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:54,257 and hair. 137 00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:57,789 I'm Doctor Kelson. 138 00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:01,559 Although right now, I feel more like Androcles... 139 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,761 removing thorns from the lion's paw. 140 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,938 Which means... 141 00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:12,440 you owe me, by the way. 142 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:17,940 Just kidding. 143 00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:19,876 I'm NHS. 144 00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:22,450 No charge. 145 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,974 This is interesting. 146 00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:34,130 I'm going to trust you, Samson. 147 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,034 That's the decision I've made. 148 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:40,169 I have what you want right here. 149 00:17:41,572 --> 00:17:42,742 If you kill me, 150 00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:44,806 if my head is pulled from my shoulders, 151 00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:46,743 you won't get to have it. 152 00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:48,678 It's a transaction, Samson. 153 00:17:48,679 --> 00:17:51,246 It's a quid pro quo. 154 00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:57,323 Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure you understand Latin. 155 00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,065 Oh, thank God. You do. 156 00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:29,427 Yeah. 157 00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:37,094 I wonder if you understand anything I say. 158 00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:42,440 If not the meaning of my words, 159 00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,938 the meaning in the tone of my voice. 160 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,778 That I am no threat to you. 161 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,781 I mean you no harm. 162 00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:58,412 Do you know the sound of your name? 163 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,085 Samson... 164 00:19:07,324 --> 00:19:10,666 Most wondrous would be to hear you speak a single word. 165 00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:14,164 It would be miraculous... 166 00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:19,670 to discover that the infection 167 00:19:19,671 --> 00:19:20,808 lies over your mind, 168 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,178 clouding it, 169 00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:24,405 not replacing it. 170 00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:29,817 In this tranquil state, do you have memories? 171 00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:32,589 A trace of what you once were. 172 00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:37,187 Or do I just give you peace and respite? 173 00:19:41,894 --> 00:19:43,831 Nothing wrong with that, Samson. 174 00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:49,133 Nothing wrong with peace and respite. 175 00:20:01,878 --> 00:20:03,345 Nothing wrong with that. 176 00:20:06,358 --> 00:20:08,790 Nothing wrong with peace, respite. 177 00:20:53,996 --> 00:20:55,529 All still attached... 178 00:21:20,129 --> 00:21:21,225 Samson. 179 00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:25,262 You beauty. 180 00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:25,447 I'm going to go 181 00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:26,548 have a look over there, and you go... 182 00:24:00,225 --> 00:24:01,220 Jonno. 183 00:24:20,707 --> 00:24:21,779 If he sees us... 184 00:24:22,742 --> 00:24:23,808 he's gonna scream. 185 00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:29,413 Jonno. Jonno, don't... 186 00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:45,803 - Help! - Go. Run. 187 00:24:46,436 --> 00:24:47,566 What about Jonno? 188 00:24:58,314 --> 00:24:59,311 Help! 189 00:25:00,618 --> 00:25:02,614 - What about me? - Run! 190 00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:03,612 Wait! 191 00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:08,155 Don't leave me! 192 00:25:09,821 --> 00:25:10,861 Don't leave! 193 00:25:24,837 --> 00:25:26,310 Come on, Tom. 194 00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:27,306 Let's fucking go! 195 00:25:40,116 --> 00:25:42,321 Okay. 196 00:25:44,324 --> 00:25:47,123 - What are we gonna tell 'em? - What happened. 197 00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:48,357 But we lost Jonno. 198 00:25:48,358 --> 00:25:50,296 Jonno lost himself. Come here. 199 00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:57,039 Come on. Right. Okay. 200 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,550 George. 201 00:26:14,724 --> 00:26:16,322 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 202 00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:21,055 - George, I said that... - We have guests. 203 00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:22,361 What? 204 00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:24,825 We have guests. 205 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:27,366 Hello. 206 00:26:28,531 --> 00:26:30,202 There's someone I want you to meet. 207 00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:31,871 Tinky-Winky would go nowhere 208 00:26:31,872 --> 00:26:33,338 without his bag. Nowhere. 209 00:26:33,339 --> 00:26:35,174 But for this one occasion. 210 00:26:35,175 --> 00:26:37,107 And, of course, you saw it coming. 211 00:26:37,108 --> 00:26:38,372 Tinky-Winky. 212 00:26:38,373 --> 00:26:39,616 Uh, Tinky-Winky decided 213 00:26:39,617 --> 00:26:41,281 - to come back. - Classic. 214 00:26:41,282 --> 00:26:43,985 And found that Laa-Laa and Po had not only lost 215 00:26:43,986 --> 00:26:45,383 - one of the apples... - Sit down. 216 00:26:45,384 --> 00:26:47,588 ...but they'd lost the entire fucking bag. 217 00:26:54,556 --> 00:26:56,230 Do you not know the Teletummies? 218 00:26:58,393 --> 00:27:00,430 Ah, they're glorious. 219 00:27:00,431 --> 00:27:02,972 They had televisions on their tums. 220 00:27:02,973 --> 00:27:04,842 And on television, they viewed themselves, 221 00:27:04,843 --> 00:27:07,471 but with another television on their tums. 222 00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:08,972 Which they also viewed themselves on. 223 00:27:08,973 --> 00:27:10,143 Thank you. 224 00:27:10,144 --> 00:27:13,049 And so on and so on, ad infinitum. 225 00:27:20,658 --> 00:27:22,421 Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance. 226 00:27:54,657 --> 00:27:56,521 Yes. 227 00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:05,428 That's perfect. 228 00:28:05,429 --> 00:28:08,335 - Howzat? - Howzat! Howzat! 229 00:28:11,804 --> 00:28:12,834 Hello. 230 00:28:14,711 --> 00:28:16,013 What are you doing here? 231 00:28:17,777 --> 00:28:18,774 Uh... 232 00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:23,614 Enjoying the hospitality of good folk. 233 00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:26,655 We, a group of wanderers, 234 00:28:26,656 --> 00:28:27,991 hungry and tired, 235 00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:31,686 brought in with open arms and broad smiles, 236 00:28:31,687 --> 00:28:33,459 - and nourished, and... - Brought in? 237 00:28:35,225 --> 00:28:37,200 You broke my flow. 238 00:28:37,201 --> 00:28:39,332 - They just appeared. - The gate was open. 239 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:42,336 - It was not. - Brought in and nourished... 240 00:28:43,642 --> 00:28:46,505 in both stomach and heart. 241 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:53,881 Are... Are we not welcome? 242 00:28:53,882 --> 00:28:55,181 You know you're not. 243 00:28:55,182 --> 00:28:57,582 Well, I do now. No, Dipsy dance. 244 00:29:11,534 --> 00:29:12,729 Oh, no. 245 00:29:13,495 --> 00:29:14,696 We've got off on the... 246 00:29:14,697 --> 00:29:16,667 ...the wrong foot. 247 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:20,205 It's because we haven't been properly introduced. 248 00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:22,071 - Uh, fingers... - Jimmy. 249 00:29:22,072 --> 00:29:23,846 Jimmy. 250 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:25,616 - Ji... Jimmy. - Jimmy. 251 00:29:25,617 --> 00:29:27,681 - Jimmima. - Jimmy. 252 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:28,712 Jimmy. 253 00:29:29,521 --> 00:29:31,588 Roberto Calamari. 254 00:29:38,828 --> 00:29:40,130 Fucking tough crowd. 255 00:29:41,565 --> 00:29:43,229 It's a joke. 256 00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:45,828 I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy. 257 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,768 Are you going to leave? 258 00:29:53,444 --> 00:29:54,573 Yes. 259 00:29:56,609 --> 00:29:59,281 But obviously, we're going to kill you first. 260 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,753 Go! 261 00:30:06,256 --> 00:30:07,620 - God damn it! - Hold on. 262 00:30:07,621 --> 00:30:08,791 - You get your... - Fucking hell! 263 00:30:10,455 --> 00:30:12,988 Yeah. 264 00:30:12,989 --> 00:30:14,757 - You're all stupid. - Fucking cunt! 265 00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:16,796 Get up! 266 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:35,148 It would frustrate Old Nick 267 00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:37,579 to lose both her and the baby. 268 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:38,655 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 269 00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:43,193 We'll stay here tonight. 270 00:30:43,826 --> 00:30:46,163 Offer charity. 271 00:30:46,164 --> 00:30:49,122 Tomorrow, pastures new. Go find pastures new. 272 00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:51,333 I'm missing charity? 273 00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:53,796 - Fuck off! - Fuck off. 274 00:30:53,797 --> 00:30:55,302 Now get in the fucking barn. 275 00:30:55,303 --> 00:30:56,364 Look at your fucking... 276 00:30:59,336 --> 00:31:00,342 Come on. 277 00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:09,181 Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples. 278 00:31:09,182 --> 00:31:10,385 "You saw it coming?" 279 00:31:11,714 --> 00:31:13,123 'Course I fucking saw it coming. 280 00:31:13,124 --> 00:31:15,522 I've heard the story a million fucking times. 281 00:31:49,555 --> 00:31:52,028 ♪ Moving on the floor now Babe 282 00:31:52,029 --> 00:31:54,990 ♪ You're a bird of paradise 283 00:31:56,098 --> 00:31:59,496 ♪ Cherry ice cream smile 284 00:31:59,497 --> 00:32:02,765 ♪ I suppose it's very nice 285 00:32:02,766 --> 00:32:04,534 ♪ With a step to the left 286 00:32:04,535 --> 00:32:06,176 ♪ And a flick to the right 287 00:32:06,177 --> 00:32:09,406 ♪ You catch that mirror Way out west 288 00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:11,312 ♪ Her name is Rio 289 00:32:11,313 --> 00:32:14,544 ♪ And she dances On the sand 290 00:32:14,545 --> 00:32:16,416 ♪ Just like that river 291 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:19,453 ♪ Twisting through A dusty land 292 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,755 ♪ And when she shines 293 00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:28,062 ♪ She really shows you All she can 294 00:32:28,063 --> 00:32:30,430 ♪ Oh, Rio, Rio... 295 00:32:30,431 --> 00:32:34,066 ♪ Dance across The Rio Grande 296 00:32:35,137 --> 00:32:36,537 ♪ You mean so much to me 297 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,770 ♪ Like a birthday 298 00:32:39,470 --> 00:32:41,307 ♪ Or a pretty view 299 00:32:41,308 --> 00:32:43,412 ♪ And I've seen you on TV 300 00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:47,283 ♪ Two of a billion stars 301 00:32:47,284 --> 00:32:49,952 ♪ But then I'm sure That you know 302 00:32:49,953 --> 00:32:51,647 ♪ It's just for you 303 00:32:51,648 --> 00:32:53,486 You are fuckin' shittin' me. 304 00:32:53,487 --> 00:32:55,454 ♪ Her name is Rio... 305 00:32:55,455 --> 00:32:58,452 ♪ And she dances on the sand 306 00:32:58,453 --> 00:33:02,492 ♪ Just like that river Twisting through a dusty land ♪ 307 00:33:02,493 --> 00:33:03,794 And Old Nick saw 308 00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:06,232 that the world of man had failed, 309 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:07,799 and knew only disharmony. 310 00:33:09,338 --> 00:33:13,470 And so Old Nick released his demons 311 00:33:13,471 --> 00:33:16,136 unto the world of man. 312 00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:18,646 And the world of man fell before the demons, 313 00:33:18,647 --> 00:33:20,944 and his world became like the guttering candle flame. 314 00:33:22,447 --> 00:33:24,112 And God did nothing... 315 00:33:25,516 --> 00:33:26,818 for he was invisible. 316 00:33:27,783 --> 00:33:29,016 And couldnae punch his way 317 00:33:29,017 --> 00:33:31,020 out of a paper fucking bag anyway. 318 00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:34,958 And so... 319 00:33:34,959 --> 00:33:37,961 the world of man became Old Nick's dominion... 320 00:33:39,432 --> 00:33:40,964 and his dominion was Hell. 321 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:43,967 Howzat. 322 00:33:44,534 --> 00:33:45,804 Howzat. 323 00:33:47,774 --> 00:33:51,179 Then Old Nick did speak to his favored son, 324 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,675 whose name was Jimmy Crystal. 325 00:33:53,676 --> 00:33:56,010 And he said unto Jimmy, 326 00:33:56,011 --> 00:33:59,881 "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 327 00:33:59,882 --> 00:34:02,057 "And you shall be my right hand, 328 00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:03,490 "which shall be strong, 329 00:34:03,491 --> 00:34:05,689 "and you shall have seven fingers. 330 00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:08,223 "And each finger shall be a claw, 331 00:34:08,224 --> 00:34:11,230 "and you shall offer charity to the world of man. 332 00:34:11,231 --> 00:34:12,497 "And for this, 333 00:34:12,498 --> 00:34:15,700 "you alone shall be my heir! 334 00:34:15,701 --> 00:34:18,171 "And your seven fingers shall hold 335 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:19,805 "your crown." 336 00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:22,808 Howzat? 337 00:34:23,507 --> 00:34:24,744 Howzat. 338 00:34:28,752 --> 00:34:30,217 I am 339 00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:32,752 Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal... 340 00:34:33,925 --> 00:34:35,986 favored son of Old Nick. 341 00:34:36,752 --> 00:34:38,522 These are my fingers. 342 00:34:38,523 --> 00:34:40,363 We travel the land, 343 00:34:40,364 --> 00:34:43,758 we search for souls to deliver to my father. 344 00:34:43,759 --> 00:34:45,259 And we offer you... 345 00:34:46,671 --> 00:34:47,833 charity. 346 00:34:51,368 --> 00:34:52,867 Jimmies. 347 00:34:52,868 --> 00:34:55,102 - Yes, sir. - Yes, Sir Jimmy. 348 00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:57,777 Today's charitable act shall be... 349 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:04,784 The removal of the shirt. 350 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:10,084 Please, no. Please. 351 00:35:40,483 --> 00:35:42,018 - Hello, Grandpappy. - I choose you... 352 00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:44,322 I wanna make you fucking cry 353 00:35:44,323 --> 00:35:45,622 and scream. 354 00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:55,905 That fucking hurts? 355 00:36:20,798 --> 00:36:21,795 Jimmy? 356 00:36:22,794 --> 00:36:24,633 Please, I can't... 357 00:36:26,027 --> 00:36:28,370 Sort it out, Jimmy Ink. 358 00:36:30,838 --> 00:36:33,103 You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do. 359 00:36:35,539 --> 00:36:36,546 I can't... 360 00:36:39,278 --> 00:36:40,242 Please. 361 00:36:43,845 --> 00:36:45,181 I can't. Please. 362 00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:47,654 Please. 363 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,459 Okay, okay. 364 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,793 All right. Just stay out here. 365 00:37:23,487 --> 00:37:24,561 Samson... 366 00:37:26,425 --> 00:37:27,564 my friend. 367 00:37:30,226 --> 00:37:32,426 There's something we need to talk about. 368 00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:36,901 The medicine I've been giving you. 369 00:37:36,902 --> 00:37:40,939 It's a cocktail of various things. 370 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:44,838 But the main and most powerful component 371 00:37:44,839 --> 00:37:46,242 is morphine. 372 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:49,046 At your rate of consumption, 373 00:37:49,047 --> 00:37:52,386 I only have enough for two more weeks. 374 00:37:52,387 --> 00:37:54,182 Over the last 28 years, 375 00:37:54,183 --> 00:37:56,456 I've searched every medicine cabinet 376 00:37:56,457 --> 00:37:58,221 in a 70-mile radius. 377 00:38:00,124 --> 00:38:02,225 We won't find any more. 378 00:38:04,632 --> 00:38:06,602 Inevitably, one way or another, 379 00:38:06,603 --> 00:38:10,563 the opiate peace you have found with me... 380 00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:13,038 will end. 381 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,648 But there is something I can offer you. 382 00:38:25,982 --> 00:38:28,422 A different kind of peace. 383 00:38:28,423 --> 00:38:31,221 A place in the ossuary. 384 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,996 In a way, 385 00:38:33,997 --> 00:38:35,324 a home. 386 00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:38,492 With me. 387 00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:48,975 I want you to have lasting peace, Samson. 388 00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:53,241 And I think you want to have peace, too. 389 00:38:53,242 --> 00:38:55,278 And that's why we've become friends. 390 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,511 Good friends. 391 00:39:00,852 --> 00:39:03,622 If there was just some way 392 00:39:03,623 --> 00:39:05,827 you could give consent. 393 00:39:09,365 --> 00:39:11,998 Just the barest assent. 394 00:39:43,696 --> 00:39:45,625 Sleep well, Samson. 395 00:39:49,831 --> 00:39:50,839 Moon. 396 00:39:55,179 --> 00:39:57,175 What? Did you... 397 00:39:59,247 --> 00:40:00,508 Samson... 398 00:40:02,713 --> 00:40:03,720 you spoke. 399 00:40:04,879 --> 00:40:05,887 M... 400 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,090 Say it again. 401 00:40:08,091 --> 00:40:09,253 Say... 402 00:40:10,361 --> 00:40:11,552 Moon. 403 00:40:16,858 --> 00:40:18,064 Moon. 404 00:41:15,953 --> 00:41:18,595 I need strong fingers. 405 00:41:18,596 --> 00:41:19,854 Strong fingers make a strong fist. 406 00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:22,122 Whoa. 407 00:41:22,123 --> 00:41:23,432 Listen! 408 00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:24,966 Focus. 409 00:41:25,795 --> 00:41:26,803 Hey. 410 00:41:34,972 --> 00:41:37,077 Choose a finger to fight. 411 00:41:39,514 --> 00:41:40,509 If you win... 412 00:41:41,852 --> 00:41:44,513 you take their place, and I call you Jimmy. 413 00:41:46,116 --> 00:41:49,416 If you lose, you get charity. 414 00:41:49,417 --> 00:41:51,960 If you refuse, you get charity. 415 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,692 Nod or shake your head. 416 00:42:04,768 --> 00:42:05,765 Mm. 417 00:42:08,607 --> 00:42:10,110 Good. 418 00:42:13,651 --> 00:42:17,810 Which finger do you choose to fight? 419 00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:47,378 Her. 420 00:42:50,882 --> 00:42:52,383 I choose her. 421 00:43:14,545 --> 00:43:15,945 Father... 422 00:43:17,106 --> 00:43:20,450 master, daddy, 423 00:43:20,451 --> 00:43:22,952 king, king of kings... 424 00:43:23,814 --> 00:43:25,752 Join us. 425 00:43:25,753 --> 00:43:27,055 Fuck. 426 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:33,528 Yes. We thank you. 427 00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:35,129 We are grateful. 428 00:43:36,424 --> 00:43:38,935 Old Nick is here, Jimmies. 429 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:42,363 He watches through my eyes. 430 00:43:42,364 --> 00:43:45,607 He smells the blood and fear. 431 00:43:45,608 --> 00:43:47,074 He's whispering now. 432 00:43:47,075 --> 00:43:49,775 I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering. 433 00:43:49,776 --> 00:43:50,771 He's saying... 434 00:43:53,349 --> 00:43:54,742 fight. 435 00:43:59,016 --> 00:44:01,084 So fucking fight. 436 00:44:18,308 --> 00:44:19,437 Come on. 437 00:44:33,721 --> 00:44:34,955 Too fucking easy. 438 00:44:34,956 --> 00:44:37,120 I make it look easy, you cunt. 439 00:44:37,121 --> 00:44:38,285 Ooh! 440 00:44:43,061 --> 00:44:44,963 Finish it. 441 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,557 Time for tubby night nights. 442 00:45:08,558 --> 00:45:10,020 A Dipsy Laa-Laa! 443 00:45:10,021 --> 00:45:11,457 Useless bellend. 444 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,360 Look at him trying to get up, the stupid fucking... 445 00:45:21,903 --> 00:45:23,373 Again! Again! 446 00:45:28,372 --> 00:45:31,375 Beautifully done, Jimmima. 447 00:45:31,376 --> 00:45:34,741 The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight. 448 00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,681 Old Nick says... 449 00:45:39,555 --> 00:45:40,749 "Charity." 450 00:45:41,789 --> 00:45:42,817 Choose your act. 451 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:53,029 I want to take his trousers off. 452 00:45:54,770 --> 00:45:55,999 Old Nick says, "Perfect." 453 00:46:00,108 --> 00:46:01,611 He's shitting himself. 454 00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,854 D'you see these other cunts? 455 00:46:20,465 --> 00:46:22,526 Listen to me! 456 00:46:22,527 --> 00:46:24,892 They would have just stabbed you in the neck. 457 00:46:27,096 --> 00:46:28,104 Not me. 458 00:46:33,077 --> 00:46:36,068 You chose me 'cause you thought I was weaker. 459 00:46:37,238 --> 00:46:38,246 Hmm. 460 00:46:40,311 --> 00:46:42,918 What you gonna be thinking... 461 00:46:42,919 --> 00:46:46,116 as I rip the skin off of your... 462 00:46:58,834 --> 00:47:01,769 My cat has lost. 463 00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:03,667 My cat... 464 00:47:07,578 --> 00:47:09,277 Kitten fresh. 465 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,579 Cloud space! 466 00:47:17,179 --> 00:47:18,753 Cloud... 467 00:47:18,754 --> 00:47:20,651 Cloud... 468 00:47:26,025 --> 00:47:28,028 The fuck? 469 00:47:28,029 --> 00:47:30,529 There! Up there! 470 00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:34,102 Fucking bitch! Fucking shite! 471 00:47:34,103 --> 00:47:35,595 - Get her! - Poxy bitch. 472 00:47:35,596 --> 00:47:37,239 You stupid little cunt! 473 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,704 - How d'you get up? - Get her! 474 00:47:38,705 --> 00:47:40,138 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you stupid cunt! 475 00:47:40,139 --> 00:47:41,473 Get her! Go! Go! Go! 476 00:47:41,474 --> 00:47:42,605 This fucking little bitch! 477 00:47:42,606 --> 00:47:43,706 She's there. She's there! 478 00:47:43,707 --> 00:47:45,872 Where is she? 479 00:47:45,873 --> 00:47:47,350 Point her out to me. 480 00:47:47,351 --> 00:47:49,141 There, you can fucking see her there, you twat. 481 00:47:50,511 --> 00:47:52,488 I want her alive! 482 00:47:52,489 --> 00:47:54,354 Alive! 483 00:47:54,355 --> 00:47:56,357 Come out wherever you are! 484 00:47:58,325 --> 00:47:59,391 Fucking coming for ya. 485 00:47:59,392 --> 00:48:00,489 Fucking show yourself! 486 00:48:00,490 --> 00:48:02,628 Go on! Get up there! 487 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:03,899 Go on! Take that, you little bitch! 488 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:05,267 Where is she? 489 00:48:09,498 --> 00:48:10,503 Jimmy! 490 00:48:12,369 --> 00:48:13,374 Put it out! 491 00:48:14,744 --> 00:48:15,871 Sir? 492 00:48:18,873 --> 00:48:21,377 Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go! 493 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,089 It's a lot of fucking screaming. 494 00:48:33,758 --> 00:48:35,594 I suppose there's always screaming with charity. 495 00:48:40,402 --> 00:48:43,404 That just doesn't sound like normal screaming. 496 00:48:43,405 --> 00:48:45,335 That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy? 497 00:48:50,577 --> 00:48:53,347 I mean, what's screaming supposed to sound like? 498 00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:54,910 It's people shittin' themselves, innit? 499 00:48:57,451 --> 00:48:59,211 Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it. 500 00:49:01,723 --> 00:49:02,852 Oh, fuck. 501 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:05,888 Fuck. 502 00:49:08,128 --> 00:49:09,122 Put him out! 503 00:49:10,766 --> 00:49:12,368 Put him out! 504 00:49:12,369 --> 00:49:16,228 Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire! 505 00:49:20,401 --> 00:49:21,409 Please... 506 00:49:43,325 --> 00:49:44,425 Kid! 507 00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:45,625 Catch her! 508 00:49:45,626 --> 00:49:47,468 Bring her to me! 509 00:49:57,407 --> 00:49:58,413 Come on. 510 00:50:28,944 --> 00:50:30,104 Take me with you. 511 00:50:33,848 --> 00:50:35,280 Please. 512 00:50:35,281 --> 00:50:36,946 Please take me with you. 513 00:50:51,031 --> 00:50:52,027 Thank you. 514 00:51:27,430 --> 00:51:28,437 He's dead. 515 00:51:36,572 --> 00:51:37,578 Fuck. 516 00:51:43,315 --> 00:51:44,343 Sir. 517 00:51:49,619 --> 00:51:50,789 You're alone. 518 00:51:55,562 --> 00:51:56,993 - Yes, Sir Jimmy. - I'm confused. 519 00:51:56,994 --> 00:51:59,292 I thought I told you to bring the woman to me. 520 00:52:00,135 --> 00:52:01,271 You... You did... 521 00:52:01,272 --> 00:52:02,796 The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull 522 00:52:02,797 --> 00:52:04,440 with a big fuck-off hook. 523 00:52:06,772 --> 00:52:09,070 Why would you let somebody like that go? 524 00:52:09,071 --> 00:52:10,770 I didn't let her go. 525 00:52:10,771 --> 00:52:12,074 Then where is she? 526 00:52:15,546 --> 00:52:17,618 She tried to escape. 527 00:52:17,619 --> 00:52:21,048 She fought back, and... and I had to kill her. 528 00:52:21,049 --> 00:52:23,090 She fought back, Jimmies. 529 00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:24,086 She fought back. 530 00:52:25,886 --> 00:52:29,288 Jimmy here had no choice. 531 00:52:29,289 --> 00:52:32,292 He was in danger of being overpowered by a... 532 00:52:33,135 --> 00:52:34,569 by a pregnant woman. 533 00:52:39,174 --> 00:52:40,168 How did you kill her? 534 00:52:42,110 --> 00:52:43,176 With an arrow. 535 00:52:43,177 --> 00:52:44,744 Where's her body? 536 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:50,409 It was dark. 537 00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:54,146 Some... Somewhere in the woods. 538 00:52:54,147 --> 00:52:56,591 Somewhere hard to find, I expect. 539 00:52:57,828 --> 00:52:58,955 Yeah. 540 00:52:58,956 --> 00:53:00,452 Did you not think to cut off her face... 541 00:53:01,327 --> 00:53:02,762 bring that to me? 542 00:53:03,968 --> 00:53:06,196 Or her unborn child? 543 00:53:06,197 --> 00:53:08,834 Anything, really, that showed a bit of fucking initiative. 544 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,471 What are you crying about? 545 00:53:13,472 --> 00:53:15,005 I'm not. 546 00:53:16,143 --> 00:53:17,203 I'm sorry. 547 00:53:17,204 --> 00:53:19,207 Not me you should be apologizing to. 548 00:53:20,645 --> 00:53:22,914 It's Old Nick you've let down. 549 00:53:23,979 --> 00:53:25,480 I wonder, should I call on him? 550 00:53:27,357 --> 00:53:29,587 Ask whether he accepts your apology. 551 00:53:29,588 --> 00:53:32,595 Or requires something more. 552 00:53:32,596 --> 00:53:35,722 Like your gammy fucking face cut off, for example. 553 00:53:35,723 --> 00:53:37,562 No, please. 554 00:53:37,563 --> 00:53:38,996 You should call on him, sir. 555 00:53:40,867 --> 00:53:42,801 And ask if I can be the one to offer charity. 556 00:53:42,802 --> 00:53:44,736 You wish to offer charity, Jimmy? 557 00:53:44,737 --> 00:53:47,076 He as good as killed Jimmima himself. 558 00:53:47,077 --> 00:53:48,301 If he hadn't run away, 559 00:53:48,302 --> 00:53:50,336 we all know he would've been chosen to fight. 560 00:53:50,337 --> 00:53:53,682 He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir. 561 00:53:53,683 --> 00:53:55,976 Look at him now. The bastard's fucking quivering! 562 00:53:57,812 --> 00:53:58,950 Yeah, I agree. 563 00:54:01,018 --> 00:54:02,514 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy. 564 00:54:04,225 --> 00:54:06,991 Yes. We should. 565 00:54:06,992 --> 00:54:08,487 - I'll call on him right now. - No. 566 00:54:10,895 --> 00:54:12,101 No, we should ask him in person. 567 00:54:12,102 --> 00:54:13,569 Wha... What do you mean? 568 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,571 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy in person. 569 00:54:17,572 --> 00:54:19,174 Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear 570 00:54:19,175 --> 00:54:20,740 in person when requested. 571 00:54:20,741 --> 00:54:22,369 No, of course not. But I... 572 00:54:28,247 --> 00:54:29,343 What? 573 00:54:30,283 --> 00:54:31,279 I saw him. 574 00:54:34,122 --> 00:54:35,118 You saw him? 575 00:54:36,423 --> 00:54:37,417 Earlier today. 576 00:54:39,194 --> 00:54:40,887 You saw Old Nick. 577 00:54:40,888 --> 00:54:42,560 With me own eyes. 578 00:54:44,925 --> 00:54:45,931 He had red skin... 579 00:54:46,927 --> 00:54:48,733 and he was aged. 580 00:54:48,734 --> 00:54:50,536 And he had this great building 581 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,234 of human bones behind him. 582 00:54:53,242 --> 00:54:54,944 His palace, I dare say. 583 00:54:56,438 --> 00:54:58,647 And he was cavorting with one of his very own demons. 584 00:54:59,973 --> 00:55:01,475 An Alpha, no less. 585 00:55:01,476 --> 00:55:05,478 An Alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb. 586 00:55:12,595 --> 00:55:14,586 So should we let Old Nick himself decide? 587 00:56:35,077 --> 00:56:36,344 Emoxin. 588 00:56:36,345 --> 00:56:38,538 Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay. 589 00:56:39,411 --> 00:56:40,639 Naloxone. 590 00:57:00,201 --> 00:57:01,831 Oh, shit. 591 00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:04,234 Day, day, day, daytime. 592 00:57:05,173 --> 00:57:06,170 Samson! 593 00:57:09,903 --> 00:57:11,109 Samson. 594 00:57:19,121 --> 00:57:20,118 Shit. 595 00:57:32,466 --> 00:57:33,560 So is it him? 596 00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:37,696 Is that actually Old Nick? 597 00:57:40,872 --> 00:57:42,701 Is that actually Old Nick? 598 00:57:44,810 --> 00:57:47,475 Is that actually Old Nick? 599 00:57:57,819 --> 00:57:58,827 Is it? 600 00:58:07,764 --> 00:58:09,294 Aye, it is. 601 00:58:09,295 --> 00:58:10,564 - It is? - Yep. 602 00:58:12,843 --> 00:58:15,773 - That is Old Nick. - Holy fucking shit. 603 00:58:15,774 --> 00:58:18,139 Unholy fucking shit. 604 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:19,481 Nice one, Jimmy. 605 00:58:19,482 --> 00:58:20,649 But did you know 606 00:58:20,650 --> 00:58:22,112 your dad was going to be here, sir? 607 00:58:22,113 --> 00:58:23,450 You were leading us here all along? 608 00:58:23,451 --> 00:58:24,677 Yes, Jimmy, I was. 609 00:58:25,688 --> 00:58:27,183 I mean, I didn't know he was here, 610 00:58:27,184 --> 00:58:29,423 in this, uh... this... this castle. 611 00:58:29,424 --> 00:58:31,423 It's a surprise. 612 00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:32,421 But... 613 00:58:33,329 --> 00:58:35,354 he's got a few... 614 00:58:35,355 --> 00:58:37,094 dotted around his kingdom. 615 00:58:37,095 --> 00:58:39,126 A couple in the Highlands. Very nice. 616 00:58:39,127 --> 00:58:40,561 This one must be new. 617 00:58:40,562 --> 00:58:42,663 Which is why I didn't know about it already. 618 00:58:42,664 --> 00:58:44,198 That looks like it's been here a while. 619 00:58:44,199 --> 00:58:47,006 Aye. It does look pretty old. 620 00:58:47,007 --> 00:58:49,041 New, as in, the last five or ten years, 621 00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:51,275 which is not long in architectural terms. 622 00:58:52,141 --> 00:58:53,145 So we gonna go down there? 623 00:58:54,383 --> 00:58:55,546 Go and meet him? 624 00:58:55,547 --> 00:58:56,544 No! 625 00:58:59,348 --> 00:59:01,351 Not until I've spoken to him first. 626 00:59:03,151 --> 00:59:04,783 He may not want visitors. 627 00:59:05,993 --> 00:59:07,862 One thing I can tell you about Old Nick is 628 00:59:07,863 --> 00:59:10,162 you do not want to catch him on a bad day. 629 00:59:12,368 --> 00:59:13,968 You guys stay put. 630 00:59:15,328 --> 00:59:16,971 I'll square it with him. 631 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,072 Be back soon. 632 01:01:38,272 --> 01:01:39,278 Hello. 633 01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:50,487 Hello. 634 01:02:05,671 --> 01:02:06,668 So... 635 01:02:08,577 --> 01:02:09,572 Are you Old Nick? 636 01:02:10,511 --> 01:02:11,508 Old Nick? 637 01:02:12,448 --> 01:02:13,444 Yes. 638 01:02:15,650 --> 01:02:17,817 Um... Um, no. 639 01:02:17,818 --> 01:02:18,883 You're not Old Nick. 640 01:02:18,884 --> 01:02:20,689 I'm not Old Nick. 641 01:02:20,690 --> 01:02:22,921 I don't know any Old Nick. 642 01:02:22,922 --> 01:02:24,418 Everybody knows Old Nick. 643 01:02:24,419 --> 01:02:26,655 Well, I honestly don't. I... 644 01:02:27,354 --> 01:02:28,561 I'm called Ian. 645 01:02:28,562 --> 01:02:29,559 Ian. 646 01:02:31,697 --> 01:02:32,694 You sure? 647 01:02:33,427 --> 01:02:35,170 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 648 01:02:35,171 --> 01:02:38,666 Because Old Nick is known for being a little tricksy. 649 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:41,203 - Playing games, so to speak. - Oh, wait. 650 01:02:41,204 --> 01:02:43,210 When you say Old Nick... 651 01:02:44,272 --> 01:02:45,372 you mean Satan? 652 01:02:45,373 --> 01:02:46,674 Of course I fucking do. 653 01:02:46,675 --> 01:02:48,446 So, why would you think that I was... 654 01:02:50,017 --> 01:02:52,252 Oh, you... My skin color and... 655 01:02:53,181 --> 01:02:54,188 the bones. 656 01:02:55,185 --> 01:02:56,723 Well, you can relax. 657 01:02:56,724 --> 01:02:58,357 I'm not Satan. 658 01:02:59,387 --> 01:03:01,294 I am Dr. Ian Kelson. 659 01:03:01,892 --> 01:03:03,756 Doctor? 660 01:03:03,757 --> 01:03:06,030 Who are all these poor fuckers then? 661 01:03:06,031 --> 01:03:07,735 Your patients? 662 01:03:07,736 --> 01:03:09,364 This is an ossuary. 663 01:03:09,365 --> 01:03:11,233 It's a memorial to the dead. 664 01:03:11,234 --> 01:03:12,239 It's like a graveyard. 665 01:03:15,473 --> 01:03:17,974 And your skin is orange because... 666 01:03:17,975 --> 01:03:18,971 It's iodine. 667 01:03:20,045 --> 01:03:21,609 It kills the virus. 668 01:03:21,610 --> 01:03:24,218 - Virus? - That causes infection. 669 01:03:27,115 --> 01:03:28,123 Doctor. 670 01:03:29,086 --> 01:03:30,587 Atheist doctor. 671 01:03:31,427 --> 01:03:32,424 Okay. 672 01:03:35,064 --> 01:03:37,792 So, you believe all this zombie shite 673 01:03:37,793 --> 01:03:40,795 was caused by science and bugs and whatnot. 674 01:03:41,834 --> 01:03:42,934 Rather than? 675 01:03:42,935 --> 01:03:44,468 Uh, Old Nick... 676 01:03:44,469 --> 01:03:47,168 unleashing his wrath upon the world of man. 677 01:03:47,169 --> 01:03:48,407 I see. So... 678 01:03:50,275 --> 01:03:52,108 I'm an atheist, and you're... 679 01:03:52,109 --> 01:03:53,280 you're a Satanist. 680 01:03:55,510 --> 01:03:57,251 Well, there it is. 681 01:03:57,951 --> 01:04:00,320 Mystery solved. 682 01:04:02,584 --> 01:04:03,992 I'll be honest, I didn't know 683 01:04:03,993 --> 01:04:05,660 what the fuck was going on just now. 684 01:04:05,661 --> 01:04:07,326 I'm sweating. 685 01:04:07,327 --> 01:04:08,988 I thought I was about to meet my father. 686 01:04:10,692 --> 01:04:13,567 So, is this all your doing, Ian? 687 01:04:13,568 --> 01:04:14,696 It is. 688 01:04:14,697 --> 01:04:16,870 Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work. 689 01:04:16,871 --> 01:04:18,438 It's fuckin' knockout. 690 01:04:18,439 --> 01:04:20,374 Thank you. But what was that you said just now? 691 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:22,507 You believed you were about to meet your father? 692 01:04:22,508 --> 01:04:25,275 Aye. Heart was pounding out my fucking chest. 693 01:04:25,276 --> 01:04:27,548 Because your father is Satan. 694 01:04:27,549 --> 01:04:28,546 Yep. 695 01:04:29,686 --> 01:04:31,681 Old Nick's my old man. 696 01:04:32,951 --> 01:04:33,947 But, uh... 697 01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:36,983 Nah, never mind. 698 01:04:37,892 --> 01:04:39,293 I don't mind talking. 699 01:04:43,192 --> 01:04:44,397 Ah, fuck it. 700 01:04:49,568 --> 01:04:53,208 Just, I don't actually know my father too well. 701 01:04:54,671 --> 01:04:56,508 I mean, he speaks to me often enough, 702 01:04:56,509 --> 01:04:59,972 but I never get to sit with him or see him. 703 01:04:59,973 --> 01:05:02,217 You speak to him, but you don't see him. 704 01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,676 Oh, you hear him in your head. 705 01:05:04,677 --> 01:05:06,683 Whole fucking time, Ian. 706 01:05:09,085 --> 01:05:10,082 Mm-hmm. 707 01:05:13,321 --> 01:05:14,328 I'm Jimmy. 708 01:05:14,959 --> 01:05:16,229 Jimmy. 709 01:05:16,230 --> 01:05:18,866 Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 710 01:05:18,867 --> 01:05:20,229 But no, you're good. 711 01:05:20,230 --> 01:05:21,566 Uh, Jimmy's fine. 712 01:05:24,839 --> 01:05:27,737 Let's sit, Ian. 713 01:05:27,738 --> 01:05:29,811 I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, 714 01:05:29,812 --> 01:05:31,711 but they can sit tight. 715 01:05:31,712 --> 01:05:32,709 No rush. 716 01:05:33,982 --> 01:05:35,844 Let's just talk a wee while. 717 01:05:37,287 --> 01:05:39,452 This is worse. 718 01:05:40,052 --> 01:05:42,750 Stomach. Neck. 719 01:05:42,751 --> 01:05:45,593 Get the fuck off me. 720 01:05:45,594 --> 01:05:47,062 - Those were... One more time. - Is that going in? 721 01:05:47,063 --> 01:05:48,290 One more time, come on. 722 01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:49,396 Yeah. 723 01:05:50,061 --> 01:05:51,957 Stab. Stab. 724 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:53,067 That's all you've got? 725 01:05:53,068 --> 01:05:54,168 What? That's what I... 726 01:05:54,169 --> 01:05:55,266 That's all you've got? 727 01:05:55,267 --> 01:05:57,129 - Come on. - Jimmy? 728 01:05:57,130 --> 01:05:59,439 What if it's not really Old Nick down there? 729 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,104 Not Old Nick? 730 01:06:01,105 --> 01:06:02,203 Yeah. 731 01:06:04,108 --> 01:06:05,813 Orange skin. 732 01:06:05,814 --> 01:06:07,447 Palace of bones. 733 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,318 Communing with demons. 734 01:06:11,582 --> 01:06:12,754 Who the fuck else is it gonna be? 735 01:06:12,755 --> 01:06:13,948 Just some old man. 736 01:06:15,751 --> 01:06:18,787 A man we should probably stay away from. 737 01:06:18,788 --> 01:06:20,227 I think we should just leave him alone. 738 01:06:21,392 --> 01:06:23,056 Leave him alone? 739 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:26,862 No. 740 01:06:29,103 --> 01:06:30,437 That's not how we roll, kid. 741 01:06:31,732 --> 01:06:33,341 And that's not some old man. 742 01:06:37,142 --> 01:06:38,346 That's Old Nick. 743 01:06:43,147 --> 01:06:44,242 And how... 744 01:06:45,347 --> 01:06:46,783 strange... 745 01:06:47,948 --> 01:06:49,984 and glorious it will be to meet him. 746 01:06:55,188 --> 01:06:57,297 Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve. 747 01:06:57,298 --> 01:06:58,597 Nah, that's all right. That's fine. 748 01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,159 - Yeah. - Too fucking easy. 749 01:07:11,779 --> 01:07:12,776 No. 750 01:07:15,984 --> 01:07:17,550 The real question is... 751 01:07:19,649 --> 01:07:21,818 Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son? 752 01:07:23,718 --> 01:07:25,426 Is he even a real Sir-Lord? 753 01:07:27,621 --> 01:07:28,627 What do you mean? 754 01:07:30,691 --> 01:07:31,891 Do you ever get the sense 755 01:07:31,892 --> 01:07:33,694 that Sir Jimmy is full of shite? 756 01:07:33,695 --> 01:07:35,661 Bone castles in the Highlands? 757 01:07:35,662 --> 01:07:36,831 That's bollocks. 758 01:07:36,832 --> 01:07:39,337 Why's he never mentioned 'em before? 759 01:07:39,338 --> 01:07:40,504 And I seen him when he put 760 01:07:40,505 --> 01:07:42,474 the binoculars up to his eyes... 761 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:43,571 he'd never seen that sight before 762 01:07:43,572 --> 01:07:44,643 in his fucking life. 763 01:07:53,853 --> 01:07:56,683 I was only eight when it all went out of whack. 764 01:07:56,684 --> 01:07:58,292 But a man of your age 765 01:07:58,293 --> 01:08:00,592 must have a few memories from before. 766 01:08:00,593 --> 01:08:02,496 Oh, less than you'd think. 767 01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:05,691 I remember details. 768 01:08:05,692 --> 01:08:08,666 Events and people. 769 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:11,604 But what it was actually like, to live with 770 01:08:12,204 --> 01:08:16,377 shops and fridges 771 01:08:16,378 --> 01:08:19,271 and telephones and personal computers... 772 01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:23,341 I have no real memory of that at all. 773 01:08:25,185 --> 01:08:27,518 That said, I do remember 774 01:08:27,519 --> 01:08:29,523 there was a sense of certainty. 775 01:08:31,422 --> 01:08:33,890 The world had an order. 776 01:08:34,754 --> 01:08:36,354 A way about it. 777 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,260 There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably. 778 01:08:42,433 --> 01:08:44,098 But the foundations... 779 01:08:47,603 --> 01:08:49,609 They seemed unshakeable. 780 01:08:52,939 --> 01:08:55,283 I remember church most of all. 781 01:08:55,284 --> 01:08:57,111 But that's 'cause we lived next to it. 782 01:08:57,112 --> 01:08:59,420 And when the demons came, that's where I hid. 783 01:08:59,421 --> 01:09:01,318 You lived in the house next to the church? 784 01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:03,321 Right next to it. 785 01:09:03,322 --> 01:09:04,484 Was it the rectory? 786 01:09:04,485 --> 01:09:05,493 Yeah. 787 01:09:06,690 --> 01:09:08,694 And your father was the vicar. 788 01:09:13,326 --> 01:09:16,500 If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, 789 01:09:16,501 --> 01:09:17,835 they'd have been all right... 790 01:09:19,999 --> 01:09:21,432 but they stayed at home... 791 01:09:22,837 --> 01:09:24,611 and got their heads caved in. 792 01:09:26,774 --> 01:09:28,307 What about your father? 793 01:09:29,615 --> 01:09:31,683 He was leading the infected, Ian. 794 01:09:31,684 --> 01:09:34,850 He was leading the demons on the charge. 795 01:09:34,851 --> 01:09:37,085 A great army, with him at the fore. 796 01:09:39,823 --> 01:09:42,159 Always said, "charity starts at home." 797 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,962 And that was the last time you saw him. 798 01:09:46,835 --> 01:09:47,832 Yeah. 799 01:09:48,664 --> 01:09:50,329 Then I saw you and... 800 01:09:59,247 --> 01:10:01,274 I'm in a bit of bind, Ian. 801 01:10:02,379 --> 01:10:03,375 Why is that? 802 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,478 The others. My peeps. 803 01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:09,314 I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, 804 01:10:09,315 --> 01:10:11,991 and now they're expecting to meet you. 805 01:10:11,992 --> 01:10:13,152 I see. 806 01:10:13,153 --> 01:10:15,156 And you're in a bit of a bind, too. 807 01:10:16,656 --> 01:10:17,861 How so? 808 01:10:17,862 --> 01:10:20,536 Because if you can't help me with my problem, 809 01:10:20,537 --> 01:10:22,502 I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines 810 01:10:22,503 --> 01:10:24,495 until you can no longer breathe. 811 01:10:29,705 --> 01:10:31,341 Yes, that is a bind. 812 01:10:31,342 --> 01:10:32,477 I like you. 813 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:33,843 - You're easy to talk to. - Mm. 814 01:10:33,844 --> 01:10:35,847 Not sure I've ever liked anyone before. 815 01:10:36,853 --> 01:10:37,913 Thank you. 816 01:10:37,914 --> 01:10:40,352 So, do you think there's an arrangement 817 01:10:40,353 --> 01:10:41,919 to be made here, Ian? 818 01:10:46,387 --> 01:10:49,355 They say the devil's always up for making a deal. 819 01:11:01,573 --> 01:11:03,268 At nightfall tomorrow, 820 01:11:03,269 --> 01:11:06,009 Old Nick will grant us an audience. 821 01:11:07,548 --> 01:11:10,583 But there are rules thee must obey 822 01:11:10,584 --> 01:11:12,747 when in the company of the Dark Lord, 823 01:11:12,748 --> 01:11:14,215 as you must expect. 824 01:11:15,058 --> 01:11:16,853 Nobody may touch him 825 01:11:16,854 --> 01:11:19,122 lest they be struck down by flame 826 01:11:19,123 --> 01:11:21,896 and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle. 827 01:11:21,897 --> 01:11:22,965 Howzat. 828 01:11:22,966 --> 01:11:24,399 Howzat. 829 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,392 And nobody may address him directly. 830 01:11:27,796 --> 01:11:30,369 Only I may speak to him. 831 01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:31,705 His favored son and heir. 832 01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:35,368 Are we crystal? 833 01:11:39,981 --> 01:11:41,082 Howzat. 834 01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:42,078 Howzat. 835 01:11:54,057 --> 01:11:56,664 Memento mori, I told the boy. 836 01:12:00,262 --> 01:12:03,264 I haven't feared my life ending for many years. 837 01:12:04,568 --> 01:12:05,563 I live alone. 838 01:12:07,704 --> 01:12:09,336 My work is complete. 839 01:12:10,672 --> 01:12:11,679 But today... 840 01:12:13,313 --> 01:12:14,841 I did feel fear. 841 01:12:14,842 --> 01:12:16,485 And I thought, 842 01:12:16,486 --> 01:12:19,947 what will happen to Samson if I'm gone? 843 01:12:19,948 --> 01:12:21,489 They're coming back tomorrow. 844 01:12:21,490 --> 01:12:24,483 So I want to try something tonight. 845 01:12:26,957 --> 01:12:29,158 I'd planned for it to be gradual... 846 01:12:30,994 --> 01:12:33,459 but events have conspired, so... 847 01:12:34,203 --> 01:12:36,667 a leap into the unknown. 848 01:12:36,668 --> 01:12:38,296 I've been developing an idea 849 01:12:38,297 --> 01:12:40,499 about the nature of the infection. 850 01:12:41,543 --> 01:12:45,173 We know there is a physical component. 851 01:12:45,174 --> 01:12:49,041 Hemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth. 852 01:12:49,042 --> 01:12:50,047 And we know there is a... 853 01:12:51,384 --> 01:12:53,981 sensory component, 854 01:12:53,982 --> 01:12:56,984 pain and terrible disquiet, 855 01:12:56,985 --> 01:13:00,393 which the morphine silences. 856 01:13:00,394 --> 01:13:03,760 But what if there is a... 857 01:13:03,761 --> 01:13:05,799 psychiatric component too? 858 01:13:06,895 --> 01:13:09,137 When the infected attack, 859 01:13:09,138 --> 01:13:10,769 what do they see? 860 01:13:10,770 --> 01:13:13,366 What do they think they're attacking? 861 01:13:13,367 --> 01:13:16,370 I've seen them kill children and babies. 862 01:13:17,711 --> 01:13:20,244 A baby gives no reason to hurt it. 863 01:13:20,245 --> 01:13:24,015 So they, you, must be seeing something that isn't there. 864 01:13:25,014 --> 01:13:27,753 Seeing something that isn't there. 865 01:13:27,754 --> 01:13:30,682 A doctor would call that psychosis. 866 01:13:30,683 --> 01:13:33,387 And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated. 867 01:13:35,726 --> 01:13:37,358 I'm a doctor, Samson. 868 01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,966 I'd like to try treating the psychosis. 869 01:13:45,675 --> 01:13:48,908 I'm going to ask you to swallow these tablets. 870 01:15:26,909 --> 01:15:28,337 Where did you think you were going? 871 01:15:28,338 --> 01:15:29,776 No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just... 872 01:15:29,777 --> 01:15:31,841 No. You were trying to nip away. 873 01:15:31,842 --> 01:15:33,173 No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no. 874 01:15:33,174 --> 01:15:35,013 Shush. 875 01:15:35,014 --> 01:15:36,714 You know that lad you stabbed in the leg 876 01:15:36,715 --> 01:15:38,452 was my best fuckin' mate! 877 01:15:38,453 --> 01:15:39,786 And you took him away 878 01:15:39,787 --> 01:15:42,315 with your cowardice and dumb luck. 879 01:15:42,316 --> 01:15:44,084 So now, in honor of his passing, 880 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:45,518 I think it's only fitting 881 01:15:45,519 --> 01:15:48,459 if I slide this blade slowly into your... 882 01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:09,884 Where the fuck did you think you were gonna go? 883 01:16:11,644 --> 01:16:13,553 Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here. 884 01:16:13,554 --> 01:16:14,812 I've been to anywhere. 885 01:16:16,719 --> 01:16:17,815 It's not. 886 01:16:23,324 --> 01:16:25,361 You need to stick with me, kid. 887 01:16:28,370 --> 01:16:29,398 We'll go far. 888 01:16:35,203 --> 01:16:37,902 He was "trying to escape"? 889 01:16:37,903 --> 01:16:40,343 He said he was too scared to meet Old Nick in person. 890 01:16:41,241 --> 01:16:42,675 He couldn't face it. 891 01:16:46,285 --> 01:16:48,384 I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it. 892 01:16:50,118 --> 01:16:51,453 He tried to fight me. 893 01:16:53,725 --> 01:16:54,885 I had to kill him. 894 01:16:56,465 --> 01:16:58,526 That's not what happened. 895 01:17:00,293 --> 01:17:01,969 That is what happened. 896 01:17:05,933 --> 01:17:06,941 Sir. 897 01:17:16,216 --> 01:17:18,876 Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight. 898 01:17:25,285 --> 01:17:27,291 Samson! 899 01:17:32,795 --> 01:17:35,134 Samson! 900 01:17:40,938 --> 01:17:42,768 Did it work, my friend? 901 01:17:44,270 --> 01:17:45,672 Were you lost... 902 01:17:46,613 --> 01:17:48,444 and now are found? 903 01:20:04,985 --> 01:20:06,550 Good afternoon, 904 01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:09,154 and welcome on board this service to Edinburgh. 905 01:20:09,155 --> 01:20:10,420 But you can't stop doing that... 906 01:20:10,421 --> 01:20:11,718 - Our next stop... - ...with her talent. 907 01:20:11,719 --> 01:20:12,827 ...will be Retford. Please remember 908 01:20:12,828 --> 01:20:13,926 to take all your belongings... 909 01:20:13,927 --> 01:20:15,260 I don't think it's hard. 910 01:20:15,261 --> 01:20:16,891 ...with you, and place any rubbish... 911 01:20:16,892 --> 01:20:18,427 - Part of the politics. - ...into the bins provided. 912 01:20:18,428 --> 01:20:20,628 Ticket barriers are in operation, 913 01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:22,499 so please keep your tickets ready. 914 01:20:23,464 --> 01:20:24,732 Ticket, please. 915 01:20:28,873 --> 01:20:29,902 Thank you. 916 01:20:34,275 --> 01:20:35,281 Ticket, please. 917 01:20:37,850 --> 01:20:39,043 Ticket, love? 918 01:20:47,462 --> 01:20:48,459 Ticket! 919 01:20:56,871 --> 01:20:59,272 Uh, I don't have a ticket. 920 01:22:05,267 --> 01:22:07,065 Okay. 921 01:22:08,238 --> 01:22:10,244 Let's turn this up to 11. 922 01:23:14,237 --> 01:23:15,232 Whoa. 923 01:23:17,307 --> 01:23:19,577 He awaits us, Jimmies. 924 01:23:22,782 --> 01:23:24,281 Howzat. 925 01:24:42,858 --> 01:24:44,360 ♪ Woe to you 926 01:24:44,361 --> 01:24:47,699 ♪ O'er Earth and Sea 927 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:51,228 ♪ For the Devil sends The beast with wrath 928 01:24:51,229 --> 01:24:55,539 ♪ Because he knows The time is short 929 01:24:55,540 --> 01:24:57,377 ♪ Let him Who hath understanding 930 01:24:57,378 --> 01:24:59,772 ♪ Reckon the number Of the beast 931 01:24:59,773 --> 01:25:02,410 ♪ For it is a human number 932 01:25:02,411 --> 01:25:03,718 ♪ Its number 933 01:25:03,719 --> 01:25:07,521 ♪ Is 666 934 01:25:10,687 --> 01:25:12,525 ♪ I left alone 935 01:25:13,786 --> 01:25:15,352 ♪ My mind was blank 936 01:25:16,790 --> 01:25:19,366 ♪ I needed time to think 937 01:25:19,367 --> 01:25:21,633 ♪ To get the memories From my mind 938 01:25:23,136 --> 01:25:24,735 ♪ What did I see? 939 01:25:25,765 --> 01:25:28,901 ♪ Can I believe 940 01:25:28,902 --> 01:25:31,378 ♪ That what I saw that night 941 01:25:31,379 --> 01:25:34,206 ♪ Was real And not just fantasy? 942 01:25:34,973 --> 01:25:37,044 ♪ 'Cause in my dreams 943 01:25:38,052 --> 01:25:40,981 ♪ It's always there 944 01:25:40,982 --> 01:25:44,256 ♪ The evil face That twists my mind 945 01:25:44,257 --> 01:25:47,761 ♪ And brings me to despair 946 01:25:47,762 --> 01:25:49,056 Yeah! 947 01:25:50,655 --> 01:25:52,095 Whoo-hoo! 948 01:25:52,096 --> 01:25:54,633 Yeah! 949 01:26:01,306 --> 01:26:02,901 ♪ Night was black 950 01:26:02,902 --> 01:26:04,936 ♪ Was no use holding back 951 01:26:04,937 --> 01:26:07,510 ♪ 'Cause I just had to see 952 01:26:07,511 --> 01:26:10,841 ♪ Was someone watching me? 953 01:26:10,842 --> 01:26:12,484 ♪ In the mist 954 01:26:12,485 --> 01:26:15,089 ♪ Dark figures Move and twist 955 01:26:15,090 --> 01:26:17,081 ♪ Was all this for real 956 01:26:17,082 --> 01:26:20,289 ♪ Or just some kind of hell? 957 01:26:20,290 --> 01:26:22,426 ♪ 666 958 01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:24,855 ♪ The number of the beast 959 01:26:24,856 --> 01:26:27,596 ♪ Sacrifice 960 01:26:27,597 --> 01:26:29,360 ♪ Is going on tonight 961 01:26:48,056 --> 01:26:49,721 ♪ I'm coming back 962 01:26:51,059 --> 01:26:53,788 ♪ I will return 963 01:26:53,789 --> 01:26:54,962 ♪ And I'll possess your body 964 01:26:56,164 --> 01:26:58,931 ♪ And I'll make you burn 965 01:27:00,332 --> 01:27:01,693 ♪ I have the fire 966 01:27:02,895 --> 01:27:05,000 ♪ I have the force 967 01:27:06,074 --> 01:27:07,264 ♪ I have the power 968 01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:10,500 ♪ To make my evil Take its course 969 01:27:12,474 --> 01:27:14,478 ♪ 666 970 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,506 ♪ The number of the beast 971 01:27:17,183 --> 01:27:19,143 ♪ Sacrifice 972 01:27:19,144 --> 01:27:21,148 ♪ Is going on tonight ♪ 973 01:27:21,823 --> 01:27:23,150 Yes! 974 01:28:22,807 --> 01:28:23,909 Howzat? 975 01:28:26,253 --> 01:28:27,247 Fingers? 976 01:28:32,158 --> 01:28:33,253 Fingers... 977 01:28:34,929 --> 01:28:36,091 approach. 978 01:28:46,666 --> 01:28:47,839 Approach. 979 01:28:48,802 --> 01:28:51,337 Behold, you... 980 01:28:52,513 --> 01:28:57,144 are the fingers of my right hand. 981 01:28:57,145 --> 01:29:00,786 Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight. 982 01:29:01,618 --> 01:29:03,314 Pride moves inside me 983 01:29:03,315 --> 01:29:06,154 like maggots in the corpse of Christ. 984 01:29:08,028 --> 01:29:09,124 Kneel. 985 01:29:11,891 --> 01:29:13,095 Not you, my son. 986 01:29:14,630 --> 01:29:16,296 You must stand. 987 01:29:19,167 --> 01:29:22,506 We are grateful for this audience, Father. 988 01:29:22,507 --> 01:29:24,807 My time is eternal. 989 01:29:24,808 --> 01:29:27,511 But your time with me is short. 990 01:29:27,512 --> 01:29:28,779 We understand, Great One. 991 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:29,881 We shall not outstay our welcome. 992 01:29:30,779 --> 01:29:32,719 Uh, but before we leave, 993 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:35,516 do you have any specific instruction for us? 994 01:29:35,517 --> 01:29:36,882 I do. 995 01:29:36,883 --> 01:29:39,254 Please, do tell. 996 01:29:39,255 --> 01:29:42,957 I command you to continue with your infernal mission. 997 01:29:42,958 --> 01:29:46,962 Continue our infernal mission. 998 01:29:46,963 --> 01:29:49,799 Continue skinning and disemboweling 999 01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,738 the mewling souls of your kingdom. 1000 01:29:52,504 --> 01:29:54,200 Defiling their bodies, 1001 01:29:54,201 --> 01:29:56,467 making their agony into sacrament, 1002 01:29:56,468 --> 01:30:00,340 making their screams echo into the skies. 1003 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:04,575 That is your command, Father? 1004 01:30:07,989 --> 01:30:08,986 Yes. 1005 01:30:10,483 --> 01:30:12,484 And what other commandments do you have? 1006 01:30:15,763 --> 01:30:19,529 That the fingers must always obey you, my son. 1007 01:30:19,530 --> 01:30:22,534 Obey me. Your son. 1008 01:30:22,535 --> 01:30:25,364 Without any question or doubt. 1009 01:30:25,365 --> 01:30:29,269 Submit always and immediately to my will, 1010 01:30:29,270 --> 01:30:33,413 without any trace of pause or insolence. 1011 01:30:33,414 --> 01:30:34,913 Without any fucking backchat. 1012 01:30:39,215 --> 01:30:41,546 And what is your final commandment, my king? 1013 01:30:47,761 --> 01:30:49,620 Father, what is your final commandment? 1014 01:30:52,899 --> 01:30:55,799 You are to grow the number of your fingers. 1015 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:58,002 Grow the fingers from a fist... 1016 01:30:59,130 --> 01:31:00,902 into two fists. 1017 01:31:00,903 --> 01:31:03,276 And then five! And then 100. 1018 01:31:03,277 --> 01:31:04,501 And then 1,000! 1019 01:31:04,502 --> 01:31:07,779 So that no community in Hell's kingdom 1020 01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:11,213 can be guarded against our charity! 1021 01:31:14,149 --> 01:31:17,582 Father, we hear you, and shall obey. 1022 01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:19,551 Rise, Jimmies. 1023 01:31:22,495 --> 01:31:24,094 We now take our leave. 1024 01:31:34,603 --> 01:31:36,102 Wait. 1025 01:31:36,103 --> 01:31:37,811 - Wait? - Wait. 1026 01:31:48,947 --> 01:31:50,186 Spike? 1027 01:31:56,925 --> 01:31:58,995 I have one more command. 1028 01:31:58,996 --> 01:32:01,291 One more command? Nope. No, Father. 1029 01:32:01,292 --> 01:32:03,462 I don't think so. Uh... 1030 01:32:03,463 --> 01:32:06,638 Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me. 1031 01:32:06,639 --> 01:32:07,869 I'm pretty sure that was it. 1032 01:32:07,870 --> 01:32:10,341 No. There is one more. 1033 01:32:10,342 --> 01:32:12,340 Really? 1034 01:32:12,341 --> 01:32:14,544 And what would that new command be, precisely? 1035 01:32:14,545 --> 01:32:15,948 I require... 1036 01:32:16,778 --> 01:32:18,351 a sacrifice. 1037 01:32:18,352 --> 01:32:20,711 A... A sacrifice? 1038 01:32:21,980 --> 01:32:23,657 Of whom? 1039 01:32:23,658 --> 01:32:27,223 You remember the church, my only son. 1040 01:32:28,822 --> 01:32:30,562 Yes. 1041 01:32:30,563 --> 01:32:32,657 Then you remember Christ. 1042 01:32:33,268 --> 01:32:34,868 God's only son. 1043 01:32:35,534 --> 01:32:36,529 Uh-huh. 1044 01:32:37,461 --> 01:32:39,367 And you know that in order... 1045 01:32:40,341 --> 01:32:41,669 for God's only son 1046 01:32:41,670 --> 01:32:43,304 to ascend 1047 01:32:43,305 --> 01:32:45,978 and take his place by his father's side... 1048 01:32:47,544 --> 01:32:49,177 Christ... 1049 01:32:49,178 --> 01:32:51,742 was first required to be crucified. 1050 01:32:58,152 --> 01:33:00,751 You are my only son, Jimmy. 1051 01:33:01,395 --> 01:33:03,088 Jimmy, Jimmy... 1052 01:33:03,089 --> 01:33:04,689 I am your God. 1053 01:33:06,467 --> 01:33:08,132 I require the same. 1054 01:33:11,199 --> 01:33:13,503 You require me to be crucified? 1055 01:33:13,504 --> 01:33:14,501 Yes. 1056 01:33:15,942 --> 01:33:18,043 And who's gonna bang me onto that cross? 1057 01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:21,712 They are. 1058 01:33:26,715 --> 01:33:28,251 Oh, no. 1059 01:33:29,356 --> 01:33:31,253 You fiend. 1060 01:33:31,254 --> 01:33:33,757 You properly turned the tables around on me. 1061 01:33:33,758 --> 01:33:36,456 Slow down, Jimmy Ink! 1062 01:33:36,457 --> 01:33:39,130 I know you're itching to make your move. 1063 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:43,531 But before you do, one question. 1064 01:33:43,532 --> 01:33:47,204 D'you really think this gangly old fucker is Satan? 1065 01:33:50,070 --> 01:33:51,604 And if he is... 1066 01:33:53,381 --> 01:33:55,307 could I do this? 1067 01:34:02,314 --> 01:34:04,987 - Ha! - Kelson. 1068 01:34:04,988 --> 01:34:07,886 Kelson. 1069 01:34:07,887 --> 01:34:10,997 I don't understand. What the fuck is going on? 1070 01:34:13,327 --> 01:34:16,467 - Who's the devil? - I am, Jimmy. 1071 01:34:16,468 --> 01:34:18,068 Me. 1072 01:34:18,069 --> 01:34:22,070 Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt. 1073 01:34:22,071 --> 01:34:23,976 - But... - Fucking no "but"! 1074 01:34:23,977 --> 01:34:26,546 Do it! Now! Or I'll break your fucking neck! 1075 01:34:30,508 --> 01:34:32,178 - No! - Jimmy, don't do it. 1076 01:34:32,179 --> 01:34:34,146 No! 1077 01:35:01,513 --> 01:35:03,016 Howzat? 1078 01:35:13,184 --> 01:35:14,253 Kelson... 1079 01:35:15,829 --> 01:35:18,394 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, Spike. 1080 01:35:19,895 --> 01:35:21,493 It's okay. 1081 01:35:21,494 --> 01:35:23,295 Wait, you two know each other? 1082 01:35:23,296 --> 01:35:24,565 Yes. 1083 01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:27,667 You're not Old Nick. 1084 01:35:28,705 --> 01:35:30,070 No. 1085 01:35:30,071 --> 01:35:32,001 Nothing is... 1086 01:35:34,382 --> 01:35:35,576 No one is. 1087 01:35:38,046 --> 01:35:39,679 There's just us. 1088 01:35:51,357 --> 01:35:52,890 You put on a good show. 1089 01:35:56,899 --> 01:35:58,170 Thank you. 1090 01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:02,041 I don't mean to make your night any worse, 1091 01:36:02,042 --> 01:36:04,743 but I don't think you're gonna survive that. 1092 01:36:04,744 --> 01:36:05,903 I know. 1093 01:36:07,545 --> 01:36:10,012 Why didn't you just let well leave? 1094 01:36:10,013 --> 01:36:12,510 We were going. 1095 01:36:12,511 --> 01:36:13,852 You would've been all right. 1096 01:36:13,853 --> 01:36:16,348 Suddenly, I saw it was you 1097 01:36:16,349 --> 01:36:18,256 behind the mask, Spike. 1098 01:36:18,854 --> 01:36:19,851 And I... 1099 01:36:21,796 --> 01:36:24,394 I think you've suffered enough. 1100 01:36:29,603 --> 01:36:30,895 Old Nick or not, 1101 01:36:30,896 --> 01:36:32,028 there's still one last thing I could do for ya. 1102 01:36:34,972 --> 01:36:36,571 Obey that last command. 1103 01:37:01,129 --> 01:37:02,399 Spike, is it? 1104 01:37:06,132 --> 01:37:07,239 Kellie. 1105 01:37:12,772 --> 01:37:14,675 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1106 01:37:53,648 --> 01:37:56,981 I can't hear his voice anymore. 1107 01:37:57,458 --> 01:37:58,488 Ian. 1108 01:38:01,829 --> 01:38:04,197 Why can't I hear his voice? 1109 01:38:33,354 --> 01:38:35,723 I want my mum. 1110 01:38:46,573 --> 01:38:48,274 Oh, God. 1111 01:38:49,868 --> 01:38:52,102 Over here. 1112 01:39:02,690 --> 01:39:03,850 Kelson. 1113 01:39:07,891 --> 01:39:09,218 Samson. 1114 01:39:13,964 --> 01:39:15,059 Thank you. 1115 01:39:19,773 --> 01:39:22,308 Memento mori. 1116 01:40:09,318 --> 01:40:10,983 Father! 1117 01:40:13,792 --> 01:40:15,460 Father. 1118 01:40:18,590 --> 01:40:20,663 Father? 1119 01:40:22,526 --> 01:40:23,963 Father... 1120 01:40:26,467 --> 01:40:29,133 why have you forsaken me? 1121 01:40:30,471 --> 01:40:32,972 Why have you forsaken me? 1122 01:40:36,012 --> 01:40:37,207 Father. 1123 01:41:28,068 --> 01:41:29,531 In the Second World War, 1124 01:41:29,532 --> 01:41:30,765 instead of bankrupting Germany, 1125 01:41:30,766 --> 01:41:33,335 the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. 1126 01:41:33,336 --> 01:41:35,065 So within a generation, 1127 01:41:35,066 --> 01:41:36,902 they had recovered into economies 1128 01:41:36,903 --> 01:41:39,742 that outstripped most of their victors. 1129 01:41:40,607 --> 01:41:42,008 And that was fair? 1130 01:41:43,113 --> 01:41:44,416 Sam, think. 1131 01:41:44,417 --> 01:41:47,680 It's better than fair. It's desirable. 1132 01:41:47,681 --> 01:41:49,386 Why help your defeated enemy? 1133 01:41:49,387 --> 01:41:52,521 Because the enforced bankruptcy 1134 01:41:52,522 --> 01:41:54,922 of the enemy after World War I 1135 01:41:55,621 --> 01:41:56,891 was the reason 1136 01:41:57,590 --> 01:41:58,860 for World War II. 1137 01:42:00,197 --> 01:42:01,533 '48, Churchill. 1138 01:42:02,928 --> 01:42:04,466 Uh, "Those who forget history 1139 01:42:04,467 --> 01:42:06,070 "are doomed to repeat it." 1140 01:42:06,071 --> 01:42:07,540 Wait, say again? 1141 01:42:07,541 --> 01:42:09,106 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1142 01:42:09,107 --> 01:42:10,773 Yes. Very good. 1143 01:42:13,747 --> 01:42:14,744 So... 1144 01:42:16,207 --> 01:42:19,077 then this becomes a kind of a cornerstone 1145 01:42:19,078 --> 01:42:22,120 of European post-war political philosophy. 1146 01:42:22,121 --> 01:42:23,753 To never forget. To... 1147 01:42:24,786 --> 01:42:28,418 To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. 1148 01:42:28,419 --> 01:42:32,322 Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled. 1149 01:42:33,098 --> 01:42:34,324 Never to return. 1150 01:42:35,662 --> 01:42:37,602 So how does that apply 1151 01:42:37,603 --> 01:42:40,165 to the economic landscape of post-Soviet Russia? 1152 01:42:41,769 --> 01:42:44,005 Well, Sam, I'm just saying that 1153 01:42:44,006 --> 01:42:46,974 if that were to come up in the exam tomorrow... 1154 01:42:47,972 --> 01:42:49,273 you might get marked higher 1155 01:42:49,274 --> 01:42:50,941 if you use the Weimar Republic as a reference. 1156 01:42:50,942 --> 01:42:53,119 If it comes up in the exam? 1157 01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:54,751 Dad, you're setting the exam. 1158 01:42:55,649 --> 01:42:57,519 I'm saying no more. 1159 01:43:00,521 --> 01:43:01,527 What was that? 1160 01:43:02,587 --> 01:43:03,719 What? 1161 01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:04,761 Listen. 1162 01:43:14,371 --> 01:43:15,500 Remember what to do? 1163 01:43:15,501 --> 01:43:16,542 Yeah. 1164 01:43:24,114 --> 01:43:25,111 There. 1165 01:43:28,354 --> 01:43:30,346 - Oh, shit. - What is it? 1166 01:43:30,347 --> 01:43:32,816 They're chasing someone. Two people. 1167 01:43:32,817 --> 01:43:34,153 Here, here, here. 1168 01:43:37,328 --> 01:43:38,487 Do we help them? 1169 01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:42,898 Dad? Do we help them? 1170 01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:45,368 Of course we do. 1171 01:43:45,369 --> 01:43:46,902 Okay, let's go, let's go.