1 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:02,211 -I kissed Elle. -I don't want to look at you. 2 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,672 I don't want to be around you, and you can tell Elle 3 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:06,006 I am done with her, too. 4 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:08,092 I don't want to lose Shannon as a friend. 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,677 Previously on Elle... 6 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,720 It's my mom. 7 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,012 They were there to arrest her. 8 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,849 Thousands of dollars in cash was reported stolen from school today. 9 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,392 They found it in her car. 10 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,685 [Elle] You don't need to come to your own defense 11 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:18,853 if we do it for you. 12 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:21,397 [suspenseful music playing] 13 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,941 It's everything we got from Anderson's office. 14 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,611 What if the receipts aren't real? 15 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,029 Principal Anderson 16 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:31,365 was stealing money because he was being blackmailed 17 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,617 -for his secret. -[audience gasping] 18 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,077 But by whom? 19 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:38,164 Mayoral hopeful Dean Wilson, 20 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:41,292 you picked the wrong student body to mess with. 21 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,794 [cheering and applause] 22 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,464 [cheerleaders] E-L-L-E. That's how we-- 23 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:49,759 [student] She's back? 24 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:50,926 Shannon? 25 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,596 [Shannon] Turns out, sweet, innocent Elle Woods 26 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:57,349 is nothing more than a backstabbing blond bitch. 27 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,858 [Shannon] I think everyone would like to hear more 28 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,902 from the great Elle Woods. 29 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,655 Uh, look, whatever you're about to read right now, 30 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,491 I wrote it a long time ago. 31 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,534 I never thought they'd actually print it. 32 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,411 I'm sorry, these logistics are fascinating, 33 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:19,622 but what is it she actually wrote? 34 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,500 Basically, we were a hardship she had to overcome. 35 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,669 We're not as privileged as she is. 36 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,881 We're so focused on justice 37 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,175 that we don't care that we dress like crap. 38 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,384 [others scoffing] 39 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:34,845 But don't worry, she makes sure everyone knows 40 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:38,890 it's not our fault that we don't have the access to the things that she does. 41 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:43,187 "What I've learned is to treat everyone with love and kindness, 42 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,315 even if they don't have a skin care routine." 43 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,069 [scoffs] It's not like anyone was rolling out 44 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,904 the welcome wagon for me when I got here. 45 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:55,241 I mean, you all prejudged me, too. 46 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,660 [Kimberly] Was Donna mean to you, too? 47 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,620 Because, according to these, when you got Donna fired, 48 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,038 you didn't care about her job. 49 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,123 You cared about your own "comeback." 50 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,708 -Well-- -And all that shit 51 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,211 about clearing Donna's name? 52 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,628 You just cared about looking like a hero 53 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,840 in front of the school and all those cameras. 54 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,133 Well, now we know why your mom was filming everything. 55 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,469 It wasn't like that. I... 56 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:19,014 I just wanted to show I can make a positive impact somewhere. 57 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,391 [scoffs] 58 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:24,061 I-I don't know. Elle's... 59 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,688 also been pretty loyal. 60 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:29,108 I mean, she's annoyingly dependable. 61 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,651 [Shannon] "Loyal" 62 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,945 is an interesting word. 63 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,781 Because this is a person who also kissed Miles... 64 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,992 -[students gasping] -...the night my mom died. 65 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,535 [students murmuring] 66 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,995 Are you for real? 67 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,247 [dramatic music playing] 68 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,332 I know this all sounds bad, but-- 69 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,334 It sounds bad because it is bad. 70 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,920 [somber music playing] 71 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,800 Please believe me. I want to be here. 72 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,722 Seattle doesn't want you here. 73 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:06,145 ♪ ♪ 74 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:09,481 [Eva in distance] I want you to choose something for both of us. 75 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,150 [Wyatt] Why don't you just tell me what you want to watch 76 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,943 instead of trying to make me guess? 77 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,029 [Eva] Here's a hint: it's not Road House. 78 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,072 Which we've watched, what, a hundred times? 79 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:19,450 -[Wyatt] You love Road House. -[Eva] No, you love Road House, 80 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,868 and I go along with it. 81 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,202 That's not the same thing. 82 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,038 I can't watch Patrick Swayze 83 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,457 rip someone's throat out one more time. 84 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,626 Oh, hey, honey. We were just having a little-- 85 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,377 Do you even realize what you've done? 86 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:34,798 I... Okay. I hear your point, but we were both fighting. 87 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,216 This isn't about you and Dad. Who cares about Dad? 88 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,719 Hey. 89 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:41,013 Yeah, you're right. No. 90 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,474 Not-not the time to dissect that. 91 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,767 I'm gonna go. 92 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:51,774 I know you submitted my Cosmo application, 93 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,692 after I specifically told you I didn't want to apply. 94 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,487 It doesn't even matter that I won, 95 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,155 -because everything else is gone-- -What? You won? 96 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,449 Oh, my God, that's am... 97 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,618 ...awful. 98 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,913 I was finally making progress here, and you threw it away. 99 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,207 I was just trying to give you some options. 100 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,251 Well, it seems like option A is everyone hates me 101 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,629 and option B is everyone really hates me. 102 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,255 And they should. 103 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,798 I really hurt their feelings. 104 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,051 But you were working so hard on that application. 105 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:23,180 I just didn't want you to regret making a rash decision by not applying. 106 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,100 So, you made a rash decision of your own. 107 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,477 [somber music playing] 108 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,270 Elle, you don't even like Seattle. 109 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,732 [softly] But I did. 110 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:39,947 I will fix this. 111 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,408 Just stay out of it this time. 112 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,076 I don't need your help. 113 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,330 [Ms. Burke over P.A.] Good morning, students. 114 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:50,124 Let's talk about the plumbing situation. 115 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,502 I'm not sure what you guys are putting in the urinals 116 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,421 in the boys' room, but... 117 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,880 -Um... -[mouths] 118 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,340 No, I'm in the middle... I'm in the middle of morning-- 119 00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,758 [whispers] Just two minutes. 120 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:02,469 But w-we've said it before, 121 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,263 -the pipes are old and I-- -I have cards, I have cards. 122 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,140 [sighs] 123 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,349 [whispers] Okay. 124 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:12,771 Well, before we go, a-a couple of very limited words 125 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,106 from Elle Woods. 126 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,527 Just press the button when you're ready. 127 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:22,948 [clears throat] 128 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,242 [microphone feedback squeals] 129 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,578 Thank you, Interim Principal Burke, 130 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:31,206 who I think we can all agree is the fearless leader we need 131 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,624 -during these times. -[laughs softly] 132 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,626 Okay, keep... just keep talking. 133 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:40,716 To put it in a vernacular I think you'll all understand... 134 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,094 "What else should I be? 135 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,680 All apologies." 136 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:48,891 Kurt Cobain. 137 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:53,395 [sighs] 138 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,156 I know, due to recent events, 139 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,992 many of you believe that I think I'm... 140 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:10,621 you know, too good for this place, 141 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,331 but that couldn't be further from the truth. 142 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,628 I mean, I've actually learned so much from you all. 143 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,340 Like the other day, 144 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,843 I caught myself frowning and I didn't even try to correct it. 145 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,098 And I just did it again. [chuckles] 146 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,517 Which you can't see, but, uh... yeah. 147 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,768 [exhales] 148 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:36,897 I know I can't deny I wrote those horrible words in my essay... 149 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:41,151 ...but I wrote them before I fell in love with Seattle. 150 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,363 And before I got to know all of you. 151 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,368 I am so, so sorry for hurting the people 152 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,037 I've come to appreciate so much. 153 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:56,542 [♪ Radiohead plays "Creep"] 154 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,503 [school bell ringing] 155 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,307 ♪ When you were here before ♪ 156 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,229 ♪ couldn't look you in the eye ♪ 157 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,068 ♪ You're just like an angel ♪ 158 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:28,407 ♪ Your skin makes me cry ♪ 159 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,954 ♪ You float like a feather ♪ 160 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,332 ♪ in a beautiful world ♪ 161 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:44,339 ♪ I wish I was special ♪ 162 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,343 ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ 163 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,599 ♪ But I'm a creep ♪ 164 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,146 -♪ I'm a weirdo ♪♪ -[line ringing] 165 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,274 [Eva over phone] Hello? Woods residence. 166 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,318 Mom, you were right. 167 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,320 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 168 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,238 [♪ Garbage sings "I'm Only Happy When It Rains"] 169 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:12,534 ♪ I'm only happy when it's complicated ♪ 170 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,536 ♪ And though I know you can't ♪ 171 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,538 ♪ appreciate it ♪ 172 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,541 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 173 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,586 ♪ Pour your ♪ 174 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,588 -♪ misery down ♪ -♪ Pour your misery ♪ 175 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:28,592 -♪ Pour your misery down on me ♪ -♪ down, pour your misery ♪ 176 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:32,596 -♪ Pour your misery down ♪ -♪ down, pour ♪ 177 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:36,600 ♪ You can keep me company as long as ♪ 178 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,644 ♪ you don't care ♪ 179 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,565 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 180 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,945 ♪ You wanna hear about my new obsession? ♪ 181 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,947 ♪ I'm riding high upon ♪ 182 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,407 ♪ a deep depression ♪ 183 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,868 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 184 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:58,455 ♪ Pour some misery down on me ♪ 185 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,375 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪♪ 186 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,669 [♪ Spin Doctors play "Two Princes"] 187 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:08,173 [both babbling rhythmically] 188 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,593 ♪ This one, he got a princely racket ♪ 189 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,970 ♪ That's what I said now ♪ 190 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,265 ♪ Got some big seal up on his jacket ♪ 191 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,641 ♪ Ain't in his head now ♪ 192 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,894 ♪ You marry him, your father will condone you ♪ 193 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,437 ♪ How 'bout that now? ♪ 194 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,274 ♪ You marry me, your father will disown you ♪ 195 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,525 ♪ He'll eat his hat now ♪ 196 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,860 ♪ Marry him or marry me ♪ 197 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,862 ♪ I'm the one that loves you, baby, can't you see? ♪ 198 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,115 ♪ I ain't got no future or a family tree ♪ 199 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,659 ♪ but I know what a prince and lover ought to be ♪ 200 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,452 ♪ I know what a prince and lover ought to be ♪ 201 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:41,290 ♪ Said if you want to call me "baby" ♪ 202 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,000 ♪ just go ahead now ♪ 203 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,877 ♪ And if you like to tell me maybe ♪ 204 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,422 ♪ just go ahead now ♪♪ 205 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,636 Hey, Mom! 206 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,054 [Eva in distance] I'm up here. 207 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,264 [Elle] Coming. 208 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,891 [Bruiser barking] 209 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,101 [gasps] 210 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,769 [Eva] Welcome to Bruiser's new palace. 211 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,021 -[gasps] -[laughs] I know. 212 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,188 -Oh, my. -I know, I know. 213 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,690 [Elle] He's always wanted a canopy. 214 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:07,816 I know. 215 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,068 And I'm just getting him resettled into his pied-à-terre. 216 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,696 -Aww. -How was school? 217 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,365 -It was great. -[exhales] Aww. 218 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,451 I was still fluent in 99% of the gossip. 219 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,660 It was like I never left. 220 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,204 See, L.A. doesn't hold grudges like Seattle. 221 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,749 Even with your dad's whole nose situation, 222 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,209 I feel like people don't hold it against us. 223 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,045 Uh, what does Dad think? 224 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,130 I'm sure he would be happy for us. 225 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,299 [exhales] You haven't talked to him? 226 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:37,304 Well, we are big believers in "absence makes the heart grow fonder." 227 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,931 Does he know that? 228 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,643 Oh, before I forget, I just RSVP'd for us 229 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,356 to that pre-Golden Globes party at Candy Spelling's Canyon house. 230 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,565 [laughs softly] 231 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,027 To think we almost missed such an important night 232 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,071 for a bunch of people who don't even like me. 233 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,739 You still haven't heard from anyone from Seattle? 234 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,824 They have had all of winter break 235 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,035 to respond to my calls. [inhales] 236 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,913 I just need to move on and find people who like me for me. 237 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,749 Honestly, this internship couldn't have come at a better time. 238 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,169 Tomorrow is such an important step toward your future. 239 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,879 And you can do anything. 240 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,464 Remember that. 241 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:13,673 [♪ Ace of Base plays "Beautiful Life"] 242 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:17,344 ♪ You can do what you want, just seize the day ♪ 243 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,764 ♪ What you're doin' tomorrow's gonna come your way ♪ 244 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:25,060 ♪ Don't you ever consider givin' up ♪ 245 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,938 ♪ You will find, oh-oh ♪ 246 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,815 ♪ It's a beautiful life ♪ 247 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,566 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 248 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,610 ♪ It's a beautiful life ♪ 249 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,153 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 250 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,988 ♪ It's a beautiful life ♪ 251 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,782 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 252 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,992 ♪ I just want to be here beside you ♪♪ 253 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,995 So, this is obviously the first day of the rest of your lives. 254 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:49,042 I did this internship ten years ago, and now I am an executive assistant. 255 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,045 You're all Cosmo Girls or you wouldn't be here, 256 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,798 but let's go over some do's and don'ts. 257 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,383 -You. Denim. -Do. 258 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,717 -Bodysuits. -Don't. 259 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,219 -Minimalism. -Do. 260 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,056 But I think it's cresting. 261 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,893 Being a Cosmo Girl is all about being current. 262 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,897 There is a shared language in fashion, and you all need to speak it. 263 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,442 And I can't help but notice that no one is writing this down. 264 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:21,700 Now, I wasn't sure if I wanted to save this until tomorrow, but... 265 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,662 ...well, seeing your eager little faces, I just... 266 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,622 I have to tell you. 267 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,791 Does everyone know who Anna St. George is? 268 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,794 -She's my favorite stylist of all time. -I once wrote a petition 269 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:36,465 to the Nobel Prize committee to honor her work in the field of faux fur. 270 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,050 Well, we work with her a lot here at Cosmo, 271 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,220 and your week is going to end with a styling session with her. 272 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,140 Like, in the flesh. 273 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,975 You can clap. 274 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,393 [applause] 275 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,729 Now, whoever impresses her the most 276 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,772 will get to assist her at the Golden Globes, 277 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,483 where she will be styling... 278 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,027 ...Heather Locklear. 279 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,320 Okay, pinch me. 280 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,863 -Ah! -[chuckles] 281 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,449 Your homework for tomorrow 282 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,826 will be to present me with different accessories 283 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,745 that you think could work for Heather. 284 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,830 You're all here for a reason. 285 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,166 Now it's time for you to prove it. 286 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,293 [vibrant music playing] 287 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,878 [Madison] Do you think that Patrick Swayze 288 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,087 will be there? 289 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,340 -I hope so. -Oh, my God. 290 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,551 -I might actually lose my mind. -[both laugh] 291 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,055 [Tiffany] Does this say "Golden Globes party"? 292 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,266 [Amber] Mm, no, that feels more People's Choice. 293 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,185 [gasps] Ooh, what about this for your Cosmo homework? 294 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,063 [gasps] I love that. Who's the designer? 295 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,900 Eh. I heard they have unethical labor practices. 296 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,027 What? 297 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,572 Uh, never mind. I don't know why I said that. 298 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,282 Must be a Seattle thing. [chuckles] 299 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,284 [chuckles] Yeah, Seattle can get to your head like that. 300 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,994 Yeah, Madison was only there a few days 301 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,038 before she started making out with some activist guy. 302 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,665 -[scoffs] -What? 303 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,625 [whispers] She didn't know. 304 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,377 Oh. I mean... 305 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,880 maybe that happened, but also, I-I could be wrong. 306 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,679 Maybe you guys could find that purse in a vegan leather? 307 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,056 [laughs softly] 308 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,728 Yeah, that purse doesn't come in a vegan leather. 309 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,815 You kissed Dustin? 310 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,485 Yes. 311 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,822 Um... 312 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,740 Uh, why didn't you tell me? 313 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,576 Well, we were fighting. 314 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,661 Which would have been bad enough, but... 315 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,957 considering we were fighting about how much you had been withholding from me, 316 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,960 I don't know, maybe there was some tit for tat in there? 317 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,631 I'm sorry. I should've told you. 318 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:46,177 But I don't want to keep things from each other anymore. 319 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,722 I feel like we just got back to a good place. 320 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,557 Yeah, we have. 321 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,270 In the spirit of being honest with each other, can I ask you something? 322 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,147 Of course. 323 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,649 Based on your face and your whole... 324 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,193 everything, right now... 325 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,279 do you have a crush on Dustin? 326 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,741 Uh... no. 327 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,702 I don't. 328 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:15,915 I mean, if anyone in Seattle was crush material, it was Miles. 329 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,835 I just feel bad that I made you feel like you couldn't tell me things. 330 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,088 I should have fought harder for our friendship. 331 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,799 Okay, well, I could have been more understanding when I came to visit. 332 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,469 Well, I could be more understanding that you were less understanding. 333 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,471 -Aww. -Oh... [tongue clicks] 334 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,140 Elle. 335 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,395 Are you sure you don't like him? 336 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,857 [scoffs] He's running around kissing my best friend. 337 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,526 Clearly, I don't know him as well as I thought. 338 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,528 [Ms. Burke over P.A.] Good morning, students. 339 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,239 Today's announcements start with some bad news. 340 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,034 As your interim principal, I've had to make the very hard decision 341 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,411 to cancel winter formal. 342 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,164 Now, the school board is still in the process of digging itself out 343 00:15:56,247 --> 00:16:00,377 of the financial hole some recent events have put us in. 344 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,505 Now, I know this isn't the outcome that you all would have hoped. 345 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,008 Uh, and that concludes this morning's announcements. 346 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,470 Dude, does this mean we can suck the helium out of the balloon arch? 347 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,263 [scattered laughter] 348 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,392 Have you heard from her again? 349 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,727 No. 350 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,400 She reached out a few times after she left, but, uh, I wasn't ready. 351 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,904 I mean, I always thought she'd dump us for L.A., and here we are. 352 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,199 We can just go back to the status quo now, right? 353 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,202 It's kind of messed up that she just left without saying goodbye, though. 354 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,706 Sure, we were all mad at her and weren't talking to her, but she just bailed. 355 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,040 -Mm-hmm. -I guess now she can go 356 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,792 to her precious Golden Globes, though. 357 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,627 -Right. -What? 358 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:46,423 Normally, I only see you this fired up about, like, Freeing Tibet. 359 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,632 So? 360 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,176 So, I wonder if you, perhaps, 361 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,596 are having this reaction because you miss her? 362 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,725 I wonder if you should, perhaps, stop talking. 363 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,309 [school bell ringing] 364 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,562 [Amber] Bet you didn't have morning coffees on the quad in Seattle. 365 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,147 [scoffs] I think that "coffee" 366 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,941 is the only part of that sentence that existed in Seattle. 367 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,526 You didn't have mornings? 368 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,653 -Well... Oh. -Oh. 369 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,904 Hey. 370 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:10,989 Hi. 371 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,281 He just said hi to you. 372 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,532 -And you said hi back. -That's basically third base. 373 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,160 You'll be kissing in no time, 374 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,412 three-point plan style. 375 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,289 Oh, maybe it could even happen at the pre-Golden Globes party. 376 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,040 He's gonna be there. His aunt did the set design on Cybill. 377 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,542 Ooh, that'll give you guys time to figure out 378 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,670 your best couple angles for prom portraits. 379 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,839 I-I can't believe that it's already prom season. 380 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,633 Like, didn't we just have winter formal before the holiday break? 381 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,969 Oh, my God. Winter formal. 382 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,053 Oh, you didn't miss much. 383 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,513 Chad and Becca broke up again. 384 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,348 -Then they got back together again. -Mm-hmm. 385 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,893 No, I totally forgot to tell Donna about a balloon arch 386 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,520 I had ordered to Rainier West for our... 387 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,149 ...their winter formal. 388 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,359 [sighs] I hope someone signed for it. 389 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,612 I should have told them to position it on the west wall 390 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,281 for the most dramatic entry experience before I left. 391 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,699 I'm sure it's fine. 392 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,827 Can't they figure out their own balloon arch logistics? 393 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,329 You're right. 394 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,331 I just don't like leaving odds and ends undone. 395 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,750 [school bell ringing] 396 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,251 -[door closes] -[Miles] Hey, Dad. 397 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,337 Miles. Guess who's here. 398 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,588 [Miles] Oh. 399 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,465 Mr. Woods. Hi. 400 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,635 Your dads have been so nice, inviting me over so much 401 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,970 now that Eva and Elle are gone. 402 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,348 -Oh, I just spoke to Elle. -Yeah? 403 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,391 -Yeah. -How-how is she? 404 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,477 Hmm? Oh, well, you know, 405 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,771 she's... great. 406 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,147 You know? She loves L.A. 407 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,440 Really sounds like she's thriving there. 408 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,359 -Yeah! -Mm-hmm. 409 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,568 That's cool. 410 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,403 Yeah, and because of the whole internship thing, 411 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,573 she gets to go to the Golden Globes, which has always been her dream. 412 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,367 I am so happy for her. 413 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,494 Even if I can't show my face in L.A. 414 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,205 The whole "persona non grata" thing. 415 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,169 So, uh, has-has she mentioned anything else or... 416 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,712 you know, like, any-anyone else? 417 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,091 What do you mean? 418 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,051 Like, uh... 419 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,512 I don't know, anything about Seattle, or... 420 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,683 -Anything? -Mm, mm-mm. 421 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,184 [Charlie] Check... 422 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,602 this out. 423 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,729 [Miles] Whoa. 424 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,772 What's with the banner? 425 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,775 Elle approached me with one of her genius ideas 426 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,277 at the homecoming meet. 427 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,406 Her thought was that small businesses sponsor the dance, 428 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,533 and that money goes to the support staff. 429 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,742 It's win-win. 430 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,911 That's, uh... 431 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,539 ...not a bad idea. 432 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,876 Hey. Can we talk? 433 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,587 Well, you just cut me, so we're not off to a great start. 434 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,796 Okay, whatever. Look. 435 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,673 I have some intel, seems kind of like a you thing. 436 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,842 I'm fascinated to see what you think a "me" thing is. 437 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,051 This is fun. 438 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,761 The thing is about Elle. 439 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,139 Hey, you remember the dance she was planning? 440 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,640 You mean the one she asked me to? 441 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,268 She asked you? 442 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,686 Yeah. 443 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,730 Clearly, she has good taste. 444 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,356 Okay. 445 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,529 So, I guess her whole thing was, it wasn't really even about being a dance. 446 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,782 It was a fundraiser for the support staff, which would've helped even more now, 447 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,952 since they got boned by Principal Anderson and Dean. 448 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,787 All right, look, I know the dance was canceled, 449 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,373 but doesn't it seem like she was on to something? 450 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,334 Unfortunately, yes. It's a good idea. 451 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,337 I mean, not the dancing part 452 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,797 or the school-sanctioned part or any of Elle Woodsy stuff, 453 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,925 but the fundraising, that's good. 454 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,551 So, should we do that? 455 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,887 -We could call Elle. -[both] No. 456 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,890 We wouldn't do the Elle version. 457 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,101 What's the one thing everyone at this school agrees is worthwhile? 458 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,227 CarpetMart. 459 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,813 We could ask Bob's Your Uncle to perform, and donate the proceeds? 460 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,524 I mean, it'd basically be like our version of Live Aid. 461 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,985 Except for school secretaries instead of famine. 462 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,195 Yep, that's good. 463 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:41,282 We could call it our "Winter Informal." 464 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,159 -Let's do it. -Liz, you're good at zines, 465 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,953 so we'll put you in charge of the flyers. 466 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,829 Uh, I'm good at getting the word out, so I'll do that. 467 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,000 And you can, I don't know, uh, sweet-talk all the local businesses 468 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,044 into sponsoring the event. 469 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,463 [Kimberly] And I could provide the drinks. 470 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,799 My parents never lock their liquor cabinet. 471 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,592 -Great. -I love that you're doing this 472 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,677 to spite Elle. 473 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,888 I mean, I tried to tell everyone that L.A. people are entitled. 474 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,307 Let the record state we're doing this out of a desire to help others, 475 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,725 not to spite Elle Woods. 476 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,143 [Miles] Exactly. 477 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,478 That's what I was saying. 478 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,189 The important thing is that we're doing this our way. 479 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,482 [all] Not Elle's. 480 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,776 Not Elle's. 481 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,277 [line ringing] 482 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,238 [Donna] Rainier West High School. 483 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,698 Donna? 484 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,032 Elle Woods! 485 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,202 Hi. I just called to apologize. 486 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,122 There was a balloon arch situation I completely mishandled. 487 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,542 Uh, yeah, I'm not sure if that's an issue. 488 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,544 No one's talking about it? 489 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,462 Not that I've heard of. 490 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,048 Well, great. 491 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:43,720 Hey, your dance is back on, baby. 492 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,139 I... didn't know it was off. 493 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,392 Yeah, it was, but, uh, Liz and Dustin and Miles 494 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,603 and, believe it or not, Kimberly got it back on track. 495 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,896 Oh. 496 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:58,985 Yeah. It's less of a dance and more of a concert at CarpetMart, but 497 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,945 I'm-I'm actually a little fuzzy on the creative. 498 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,531 But it involves raising money for the school. 499 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,743 And get this. They're calling it a Winter Informal. 500 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,164 -That's-that's great. -Yeah, well, 501 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,958 you know these kids. They always march to the beat of their own drum. 502 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,046 Yeah, they... definitely do. 503 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,672 Hey, so, how's 504 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,800 your whatchamacallit? Uh, internship? 505 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,969 Oh, uh, it's awesome, actually. 506 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,971 Do you know Heather Locklear? 507 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,265 Um, I'm sorry, Elle. I have to go. 508 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,142 There's a whole blood thing happening here. 509 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:34,312 I'm glad you're happy. This is what you wanted. 510 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,439 -Yeah. -[dial tone] 511 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,524 [dramatic music playing] 512 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,410 -And that goes with that? -Exactly. 513 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,621 I know her reputation precedes her, but be prepared 514 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,122 for Anna to be savage. 515 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:57,043 She once pulled Karl Lagerfeld out of a cat adoption ceremony 516 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,212 to berate him for sending her the wrong pants. 517 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,466 Hmm. Not bad. 518 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,468 Thank you. 519 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,969 I'm impressed. 520 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:11,099 Everyone here is on trend, which means, you're all on the right path. 521 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,018 You have very similar taste, actually. 522 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,938 We chose well. 523 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,153 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 524 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,114 That we have the same taste, I mean? 525 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,281 I think it's good. 526 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,868 We're all channeling our inner and outer Cosmo Girl. 527 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,996 [Lindsay] You knocked it out of the park. 528 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,125 I'll be presenting all of your choices to Anna St. George at the styling session. 529 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,168 -[gasps] -My God. 530 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,254 Particularly you, Elle. 531 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,922 You have a real knack for this. 532 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:51,139 So, how is the Winter Informal planning going? 533 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:54,517 Uh, it's pretty complicated, but we'll figure it out. 534 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,187 Elle called the school. 535 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,730 Hmm. 536 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:03,901 Yeah. Pretty sure she just wanted to hear how everything was going at school, but 537 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:07,029 definitely sounds like she misses everybody. 538 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,615 [scoffs] Right. 539 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,911 Can I say something? 540 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,454 I have a feeling you will anyway. 541 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:20,042 She obviously messed up. Big-time. 542 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,378 And I'm not happy about anybody hurting your feelings. 543 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,923 But do you think there's a chance that your reaction 544 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,718 to all this isn't even totally about Elle? 545 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,012 I mean, what else could it be about? 546 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,974 Well, sweetie, you have had a fear of abandonment since you were little. 547 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:38,311 Justifiably, with your dad and all. 548 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,355 So you think this thing with Elle just fed into that? 549 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:42,565 [timer dings] 550 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,067 I'm just saying, 551 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:49,780 maybe one day, you could cut her the smallest break. 552 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:55,620 I mean, she did basically save me from serving three to ten years in jail. 553 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,581 [upbeat music playing] 554 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,541 Janet, can you put that rack there? 555 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,793 No, not that rack. That rack. Over there. 556 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,795 Where is her Tab? 557 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,590 She has to have her room-temperature Tab. 558 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,258 I have it. 559 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,260 Thank you. 560 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,599 We have your first choice look on the mannequin over there. 561 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,935 And then those accessories we talked about. 562 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:23,522 The interns and I found some earrings that feel pretty perfect. 563 00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,816 Can I just say, it's an absolute--? 564 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,194 Oh. 565 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,737 [Lindsay] Oh, they're lovely, right? 566 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,698 The only thing more impressive than the interns' eye for earrings 567 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,909 is maybe my eye for talent. 568 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,827 [laughs] That... 569 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,621 That was a joke. 570 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,374 Unless you don't... want it to be. 571 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,210 That's nice. 572 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,424 Wait. 573 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,263 I just want to say, 574 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:58,474 this look is very 1994 Vogue. 575 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,439 [Lindsay] This is Elle, our most... 576 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:10,945 opinionated intern, who I'm sure means that 1994 Vogue is a great thing. 577 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,697 It is. 578 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,323 But it's also safe. 579 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,744 Can I just...? 580 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,538 Okay. 581 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,459 -[Lindsay gasps loudly] -[others gasp] 582 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:26,669 [gasps] 583 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,426 A Cosmo Girl is fearless. 584 00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,471 And I'm sorry, 585 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,850 but everyone in this room is full of fear. 586 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,853 [hopeful music playing] 587 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,459 And we'd continue these safety pins to our mid-thigh 588 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,586 with a sheer lining underneath. 589 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:19,180 To me, fearless is finding something new. 590 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,524 Good instinct. 591 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,280 [Todd] Okay, but Pavement 592 00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:37,698 is so much better than The Smashing Pumpkins, 593 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:38,949 it is actually insane. 594 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,993 See, that is where you're wrong. 595 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,119 Oh, really? 596 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,412 [entry bells jingle] 597 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,498 Ooh, not it. 598 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,751 Let me guess. You want the new PJ Harvey? 599 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,004 -Obviously. -Should be in alt rock. 600 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,423 Subsection punk blues. 601 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,175 Sub-subsection female punk blues. 602 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,552 -Hmm. -And also, right here. 603 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,683 How pissed are you at Elle? 604 00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:08,229 Uh, pretty pissed. 605 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,523 But working on it. 606 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,275 That's generous of you. 607 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,780 Well, my mom pointed out that my reaction to Elle might be 608 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:21,242 a tiny bit influenced by a general fear of abandonment. 609 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,994 With my dad. 610 00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:27,206 With certain people who hooked up with me at summer camp 611 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,292 and then made sure no one ever, ever found out. 612 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,627 Would you like a bag? 613 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,297 Not no one. 614 00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:38,050 I told Shannon. 615 00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:41,679 Oh. 616 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,223 I, uh, didn't know that. 617 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,809 Yeah. 618 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,564 Oh, uh, anyway, so I-I really came by 619 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:52,898 because I have some bad news. 620 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,317 Well, good news disguised as bad news. 621 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,819 Bob's Your Uncle broke up, 622 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,572 so they can't perform at CarpetMart. 623 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,031 So we're screwed. 624 00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:02,658 Yes, I can totally see how that might be good news. 625 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,286 Can you let me finish? 626 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:09,915 I was thinking that maybe you would want to perform instead. 627 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:12,293 [laughs] 628 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,211 Yeah, in what world? 629 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:16,130 -This one. -[scoffs] 630 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,383 The only person who has ever seen me perform in public is my mom. 631 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:22,553 And that's because she came home early one time when I was singing in my room. 632 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,847 Hmm. 633 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,474 But your music's really good. 634 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:29,268 You haven't heard my music. 635 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:32,354 Uh, like, only three people have ever bought that tape, so... 636 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:36,942 Duh. 637 00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:42,031 Sick. Uh, yeah. 638 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,283 Yeah, it's, uh... 639 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,412 Just think about it. 640 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,708 [entry bells jingle] 641 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,294 [indistinct chatter] 642 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,671 So, how does it feel to be back? 643 00:29:57,755 --> 00:30:01,800 Vanessa, is there a word stronger than ecstasy? 644 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:04,595 -She said, "Good instinct." -I know. [laughs] 645 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,473 There was, like, five seconds I thought I'd gotten myself banned 646 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,226 from the world of fashion and possibly the world itself for life. 647 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,353 -[laughter] -But it was, like, 648 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:16,315 everything inside of me was telling to trust my gut and be my own self. 649 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,108 Way to be profound, Elle. 650 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:19,860 [Elle] I just kept thinking about this thing 651 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:23,072 Liz told me when I went to this pool party that wasn't actually a pool party, 652 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,157 -in a bikini-- -Liz who ran you out of Seattle? 653 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,577 Yes. 654 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,871 Sort of. It's more nuanced than that. 655 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,581 -Mm. -Mm. 656 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,045 Is that Heather Locklear? 657 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,964 Oh, hi, Heather. 658 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,507 Oh, my God, I am addicted to Melrose Place. 659 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,092 Ooh, Elle, we need to go say hi to her. 660 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,468 Uh, more importantly, Hot Josh at 12. 661 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,262 -[Amber] Now 11:45. -[Tiffany] Now 12:15. 662 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,596 -Now-- -Scatter. 663 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,932 -Yeah. -Oh. 664 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,058 [Hot Josh] Hey. 665 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,311 Do you think we could talk somewhere? 666 00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:56,855 Absolutely. 667 00:30:56,939 --> 00:30:58,857 I just remembered, I have to pee. 668 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,819 [classical music playing] 669 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,364 Um... 670 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:08,284 [indistinct chatter] 671 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,250 Excuse me. 672 00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,385 [Anna St. George] You can sit. 673 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,430 How did you--? 674 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:32,266 Please don't draw attention to yourself. I'm hiding. 675 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,445 Um, who-who are you hiding from? 676 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,904 Everyone. 677 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,782 I'm hiding, too. 678 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,201 Not from everyone. 679 00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:52,745 Just a boy. 680 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,580 Hmm. What's wrong with him? Too short? 681 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:56,165 -Too dumb? -[sighs] 682 00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,543 Too expected. 683 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,297 You impressed me the other day. 684 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,008 Wow. That means... 685 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,135 -well, everything. -You don't have to do that. 686 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,720 -Everyone does that. -No, no, I... 687 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,847 I mean it. I mean, your opinion means a lot to me. 688 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:16,101 Well, you're going to assist me at the Golden Globes tomorrow. 689 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,732 Oh. 690 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,610 That's typically followed by a high-pitched scream. 691 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,696 No, trust me, I'm screaming internally. 692 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:33,577 I've imagined this happening so many times, 693 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:36,622 and now it finally is, and... 694 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,751 It feels... 695 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,588 Expected? 696 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,302 Yeah. 697 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,555 It's a long story, but I spent 698 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:57,434 last semester somewhere really out of my comfort zone. 699 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:03,148 It was the first time in my life I felt... 700 00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:04,775 challenged. 701 00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,195 And now I'm here, doing what I love, 702 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,739 and it's... not... 703 00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,533 challenging. 704 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,870 I have a friend who worked at Perry Ellis. 705 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,123 And, uh, he felt 706 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,959 that people at his fashion house were playing it a little safe. 707 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:26,130 So one day, he decided to be fearless. 708 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,132 He went against the grain and sent a line 709 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,884 of flannel and Doc Martens down the runway. 710 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,553 Critics crucified him. 711 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:36,432 [laughing] What kind of idiot puts a beanie on Kate Moss? 712 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,475 He totally bombed. 713 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,103 And his bosses at Perry Ellis fired him on the spot. 714 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,109 It was the most compelling runway I've ever seen. 715 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,073 Sometimes friction means you're in the right place. 716 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,953 I have to make the rounds. 717 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:05,961 Before you go, who is your designer friend? 718 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,546 Marc Jacobs. 719 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,632 Hmm. 720 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:13,051 I'll keep my eye out for his name. 721 00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,679 I'll do the same for yours. 722 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,437 -[classical music playing] -[caterer] Are you kidding me? 723 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,813 The studio was suing me. 724 00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:27,024 I've gone bankrupt because of this. 725 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:30,402 [Eva] I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm-I'm so sorry... 726 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:33,030 What's going on? Are the passed apps not getting passed enough? 727 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:35,239 I'm not sure. The caterer recognized your mom 728 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,743 -and started freaking out. -Your hotshot husband destroyed my career. 729 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,244 Oh, my God. 730 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:42,121 That's my dad's botched nose job lady. 731 00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:43,290 -[gasps] -[caterer] I've had to take any job 732 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,125 just to pay for my reconstructive surgeries. 733 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,668 He didn't bankrupt you. 734 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,838 Your money problems were 735 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,217 all over Page Six well before you ever stepped foot into Wyatt's office. 736 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:58,096 I made a few bad financial decisions, okay? 737 00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,807 But this isn't about the money. They took away 738 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,309 my cover of Soap Opera Digest. 739 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:05,562 All right? They gave it to Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa! 740 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,606 [Eva] You and I should have a private conversation 741 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,983 -somewhere. -Oh. Oh, private. 742 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,611 I'm so sorry. I'm being too loud for you. I'm embarrassing you! 743 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:13,904 I wonder what that feels like. 744 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,114 I-I know that he made a mistake-- 745 00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:17,783 A mistake. 746 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,952 This is more than a mistake, okay? He ruined my life. 747 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,870 [whispering] This is bad. 748 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:23,121 [security guard] Please, 749 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:24,456 -come on. -I'm-I'm not going to cause a scene. 750 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,542 -She's fine. -I just want to talk to her. I-- 751 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,503 I... I'm fine. You're a monster! 752 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:30,838 Monster! 753 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,340 I don't know. She's, you know... 754 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:37,845 Uh, I mean, I think her anger issues probably cost her her career. 755 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:44,518 That's sad. And-and not Wyatt's very minor mistake, Jordan. Um... 756 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:48,814 But in-in some ways, some-some might say that Wyatt actually helped her career 757 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,483 because I don't know that she should have done that soap cover. 758 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:55,279 This nose might have opened up her career. She could be 759 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,114 smelling success. 760 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,949 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi. 761 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,492 Hey, hey, are-are you all right? 762 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:02,828 My dad's PR person can make this go away like that. 763 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,746 -Okay. -Just say the word. 764 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,831 Word. 765 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:09,668 Okay. Uh, maybe I can talk to my mom alone for a second? 766 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:10,961 Of course. 767 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,257 -Hey, hey, hey. -Excuse me, sir. 768 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,050 What... what are you... what are you going to do? 769 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:18,719 I don't know. 770 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,512 I think I'm gonna send her flowers 771 00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:22,431 -tomorrow morning, and hope... -Okay. 772 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,016 ...that everything will be okay. 773 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:27,269 I just... I feel like we keep running away from our problems 774 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,938 instead of facing them head-on. 775 00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:34,818 You and Dad. Me and... basically everyone in Seattle. 776 00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:35,986 Okay. 777 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,823 What if we went back? 778 00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:42,492 L.A. is an easy fix to a hard problem. 779 00:36:42,576 --> 00:36:43,660 Sweetie. 780 00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:47,664 And-and something I'm realizing is, I miss doing things the hard way. 781 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,793 Seattle has friction. 782 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,671 And-and I think I need that. 783 00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:01,720 Fashion will always be here for me, but I still have a lot of life to learn. 784 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:06,934 I know you just got your life back. 785 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,061 Let's do it. [sniffles] 786 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,729 -Really? -Yeah. 787 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,230 I think it's a great idea. 788 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,649 Let's go. 789 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,693 And I have some... 790 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:19,655 friction that I need to face, too. 791 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,283 Uh, maybe... tomorrow? 792 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,910 -Okay. -Yeah. 793 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,703 What about... what about the Golden Globes? 794 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,497 Well, there's this thing called an Informal 795 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,666 in Seattle I think I'd rather be at. 796 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,584 Okay. 797 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,629 Oh, there's, um... 798 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,339 there's just one more thing I need to do. 799 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,674 Okay. 800 00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,471 [indistinct chatter] 801 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,605 [Madison laughs] 802 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,274 Who are we spying on? 803 00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:59,903 Mm. I thought these agents would have some good gossip, 804 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:03,490 but it's just a boring story about Mr. Holland's Opus. 805 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:04,908 Hmm. 806 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,328 How is she? 807 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,539 She'll be okay. 808 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,627 And are you still hiding from Josh? 809 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:19,047 Not actively. 810 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,344 I actually wanted to talk to you about something. 811 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,681 You're going back to Seattle. 812 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:31,059 Well, how-how did you--? 813 00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:33,145 I know you. 814 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,771 Your heart's still there. 815 00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:38,191 But I don't want to make the same mistakes as last time. 816 00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:41,695 Our friendship means so much to me, 817 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,072 and I want to be better about checking in and visiting. 818 00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:46,742 You know, the thing about being friends 819 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,994 with someone like you 820 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,121 is knowing when to let them shine. 821 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,875 -Mm. -Mm. 822 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,670 [indistinct P.A. announcement] 823 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:02,632 Here we go. 824 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,634 [Elle sighs] 825 00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:07,429 Someone's getting better about not barking the entire flight. 826 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,347 Our little jet-setter. 827 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:12,267 [upbeat music playing] 828 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,483 I'm gonna go meet Dad outside. 829 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,735 You take your time. 830 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,579 Hey. 831 00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:42,422 I'm not sure if you ever want to speak to me again, 832 00:39:42,506 --> 00:39:44,424 but the only thing weirder 833 00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:49,721 than talking to you feels like not talking to you. 834 00:39:49,805 --> 00:39:51,348 Are you...? 835 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,975 I'm coming. You? 836 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,560 Going. 837 00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,687 Back to my dad's house. 838 00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,606 I was only here to get some things in order, 839 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,651 and... if I'm being honest... 840 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,570 To blow up my life a little? 841 00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,655 A little. 842 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:10,200 Yeah, I deserved it. 843 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:13,411 I'm sorry for outing your kiss to the school. 844 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,791 I think a big reason I was so mad at you guys was because 845 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:21,086 I was mad at myself for breaking up with him in the first place. 846 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:25,882 And at the universe for taking my mom away. 847 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,637 I'm sorry. For everything. 848 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,975 [sniffles] I don't want to be mad at you forever. 849 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,393 Or him. 850 00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:41,731 You guys have to live your lives, and I have to live mine. 851 00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:45,068 [plane engine whirring] 852 00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:47,362 [woman over P.A.] Final boarding for Denver Flight 712. 853 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,530 Please report to gate... 854 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:52,075 Am I the only thing stopping you from being with him? 855 00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,164 Probably. 856 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,294 Well, I'm okay. 857 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,047 [laughs] Byes. 858 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:14,389 Byes. 859 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,397 So, are you excited to be back? 860 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,775 [woman over P.A.] The curbside loading zone is for quick passenger pickup. 861 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,613 Please do not leave vehicles unattended. 862 00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:37,412 I said, are you excited to be back? 863 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,792 No. 864 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,507 Sorry. I didn't want to get into this until later, but if you're asking me... 865 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,220 ...no. 866 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,682 Okay, I know you and Seattle didn't get off on the best start, 867 00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:59,684 and I think maybe it's because we didn't try-- 868 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,978 Seattle's not the problem. 869 00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:04,439 Okay. 870 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,609 It's just been easier to blame Seattle 871 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,611 because it's so easy to blame Seattle 872 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:14,532 than to dig into the thing that's actually making me unhappy. 873 00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,077 Which is? 874 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:26,169 I've let your career dictate my life. 875 00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:28,505 And then you made this mistake 876 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:31,508 that turned our lives upside down, 877 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:35,512 and I just... let you. 878 00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,013 Didn't you just do that? 879 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:40,433 Didn't you just spearhead that whole Cosmo thing with Elle, 880 00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,852 and you didn't even ask me how I felt about it? 881 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:44,604 Yes, exactly. 882 00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:48,566 Because the Woods family policy is to just avoid our problems at all costs. 883 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,902 And I sent in Elle's Cosmo application 884 00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:52,696 because I didn't want to admit how unhappy I am. 885 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,531 I was running from you 886 00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:59,953 and our problems, and I have to just face them... 887 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,329 head-on. 888 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,165 Well, what does that look like? 889 00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:08,878 [Eva] Oh. 890 00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:11,673 Hi, Dad! 891 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,758 [horns honking] 892 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:18,680 Hey, I know I acted all cool and put on a brave face 893 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,641 when we spoke on the phone, but I really missed you. 894 00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:23,893 Well, you cried almost every time we spoke. 895 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,603 Yeah. 896 00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:27,355 And I'm-I'm so happy to see you, too, 897 00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,734 uh, but there's a Winter Informal I really need to get to so-- 898 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,235 Copy that. 899 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,742 Chad and Charlie said that your friend Liz is performing tonight. 900 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,452 -She's what? -Yeah. 901 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,828 Why didn't you tell me? 902 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:45,081 Well, up until 24 hours ago, you were still living in L.A. 903 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:49,377 I can't miss Liz's debut as the next... 904 00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:53,506 um... famous girl singer she'd have a reference for. 905 00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:55,550 -Carole King. -Step on it, please. 906 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,052 -Go, honey. -[Elle] Please. 907 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,095 [engine revving] 908 00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:01,181 -[overlapping chatter] -[rock music playing] 909 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,516 -Sorry. -[microphone feedback squeals] 910 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,602 [Todd] Check. One, two. 911 00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:10,690 Hey. Can I help? 912 00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,275 Uh, I got it. 913 00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:14,652 Okay, well, I'm gonna do it anyway. [laughs] 914 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:17,405 Uh, how's it looking out there? 915 00:44:17,489 --> 00:44:20,033 Oh, there's so many people. Yeah, it's wild. 916 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,666 Are you good? 917 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,377 Yeah, I'm fine. 918 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:34,464 I'm fine. 919 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,049 It's me. 920 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,553 Yeah, I'm kind of freaking out a little bit. 921 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,274 Uh, well, now I'm freaking out more. 922 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,068 It was supposed to have the opposite effect. 923 00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:56,653 Why would that have the opposite effect? 924 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,238 I don't know. 925 00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,951 -[microphone feedback squeals] -[Todd] Check. One, two. 926 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,413 -[tapping on microphone] -Check, check. 927 00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:07,747 Okay. 928 00:45:08,957 --> 00:45:10,250 Let's do it again. 929 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:18,049 [microphone feedback squeals] 930 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,384 [tapping on microphone] 931 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,386 [Todd] Liz Miller to the stage, please. 932 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,096 -Liz Miller to the stage. -Shut up, Todd. 933 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:24,973 -[microphone thuds] -[feedback squeals] 934 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,434 [Liz laughs] 935 00:45:27,517 --> 00:45:30,687 [horns honking] 936 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,690 What is this? It's not even rush hour. 937 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:37,318 Oh, there's a Nirvana tribute thing happening at Mercer Arena. 938 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:38,862 -Oh. -Wait. 939 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,113 [Wyatt] It's just a cover band. 940 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,407 I mean, it's not even the original lineup for obvious reasons. 941 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,993 I didn't make this big, life-changing choice 942 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,538 just to screw up the physical embodiment of this big, life-changing choice. 943 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,749 Well, I respect that, sweetie, but it's not like I can move these cars. 944 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,586 -[horns honking] -[Elle sighing] 945 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:56,129 [applause and cheering] 946 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:05,305 [whooping] 947 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:07,682 [clears throat] 948 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,392 Hi. Ooh. 949 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:13,021 Uh, hi. Um, my name is-- 950 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,899 I don't know what I'm doing. You already know, uh, who I am. 951 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:18,693 -Um... -[man] Go, Liz! 952 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,029 -[applause and cheering] -[woman] Go, Liz! 953 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,449 [band playing rock intro] 954 00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:32,415 ♪ Do you want to be my friend? ♪ 955 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:35,543 ♪ If you do, then we can go anywhere ♪ 956 00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:39,839 ♪ You and me, we don't pretend... 957 00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:41,299 I'm making a run for it. 958 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:44,844 [horns honking] 959 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,014 [Eva] Wait. 960 00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:50,099 No. I know what you're gonna say, 961 00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:51,643 and you're gonna try and talk me out of it, 962 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:54,479 but I promise I will be safe. I just need you to trust me, okay? 963 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:56,231 -You forgot something. -♪ 'Cause one of these days ♪ 964 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,025 ♪ I'm gonna figure it out ♪ 965 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:02,737 ♪ Do you want to walk around? ♪ 966 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,615 ♪ If you do, then we can go everywhere... 967 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:07,242 Thank you. 968 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:08,326 Go. 969 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,994 Okay. 970 00:47:10,078 --> 00:47:12,080 -Bye, Dad. -[Wyatt] Good luck. 971 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,708 -[gasps] -Come on! 972 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,794 ♪ ♪ 973 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,883 ♪ Okay, I get your point ♪ 974 00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:25,009 -[bicycle bell dings] -Oh, um... 975 00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:28,012 ♪ I might be out of my mind... 976 00:47:28,096 --> 00:47:29,639 Think she'll make it? 977 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,349 She'll make it. 978 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:32,934 And in heels. 979 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,852 ♪ I'll get it right ♪ 980 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:36,729 ♪ Don't hate me, don't hate me ♪ 981 00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:38,231 ♪ don't hate me ♪ 982 00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:41,651 ♪ Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe ♪ 983 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:42,902 ♪ you made me ♪ 984 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:44,988 -♪ you made me, you made me ♪ -[horns honking] 985 00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:46,948 ♪ figure it out ♪ 986 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:49,409 -♪ You figure it out ♪ -You got this! 987 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:52,328 ♪ Don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me ♪ 988 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:55,039 ♪ Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe ♪ 989 00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:58,418 ♪ you made me, you made me, you made me ♪ 990 00:47:58,501 --> 00:47:59,836 ♪ figure it out ♪ 991 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,838 ♪ You figure it out ♪ 992 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,841 ♪ Don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me ♪ 993 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:08,052 ♪ Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe ♪ 994 00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:13,516 ♪ you made me, you made me, you made me figure it out ♪ 995 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,935 -♪ You figure it out ♪♪ -[panting] 996 00:48:16,019 --> 00:48:19,022 [crowd cheering] 997 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,321 They did this themselves. 998 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:32,118 [hopeful music playing] 999 00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,746 Snowflakes. 1000 00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:36,247 [laughs] 1001 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,461 Oh. 1002 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:47,175 -[song ends] -[applause and cheering] 1003 00:48:48,468 --> 00:48:49,927 I missed it? Did I miss it? 1004 00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:51,512 [applause and cheering] 1005 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:04,525 [woman] Encore, Liz! Whoo! 1006 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,405 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1007 00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,574 Pardon me. Sorry. 1008 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:16,954 In "a vernacular we'll all understand," 1009 00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:18,456 here's a Nirvana song. 1010 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,416 I know that one. 1011 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,043 Actually, technically, it's a... 1012 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,586 it's a cover of a cover because, technically, 1013 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,963 Nirvana covered this themselves, so, um... 1014 00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:27,632 -[drummer] Just play the song. -Right. Um... 1015 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,634 [band playing "Love Buzz"] 1016 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:32,095 [crowd cheering] 1017 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,304 Go, Liz! 1018 00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:37,934 [whistling and cheering] 1019 00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:39,936 ♪ ♪ 1020 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,987 [guitar playing] 1021 00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:01,040 ♪ Would you believe me when I tell you ♪ 1022 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:04,627 ♪ you are the queen of my heart? ♪ 1023 00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:08,548 ♪ Please don't deceive me when I hurt you ♪ 1024 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,634 ♪ Just ain't the way it seems ♪ 1025 00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:15,012 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪ 1026 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:18,725 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪ 1027 00:50:18,808 --> 00:50:22,311 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪ 1028 00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:25,148 ♪ Can you feel my love ♪ 1029 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,108 ♪ buzz? ♪ 1030 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,119 She's really good, right? 1031 00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:41,581 Figured you'd be at your awards ceremony. 1032 00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:44,584 This felt more important. 1033 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,220 You really hate me, huh? 1034 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,896 What happened to the Elle Woods who never gives up? 1035 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:07,148 ♪ You are the queen of my heart? ♪ 1036 00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:10,067 -I didn't give up. -Right. 1037 00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:14,781 Well, okay, I technically did, but I also... I also apologized. 1038 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,200 I called, I even emailed. 1039 00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:19,243 -No one wanted to hear it. -Because we were hurt. 1040 00:51:20,495 --> 00:51:21,704 I was hurt. 1041 00:51:23,206 --> 00:51:24,582 And then you just left. 1042 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,252 Why'd you ask me to the dance? 1043 00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,421 What? 1044 00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,381 Why did you ask me to the dance? 1045 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,136 Why did you say yes? 1046 00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,305 [vocalizing] 1047 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,768 Are you seriously gonna make me say this out loud? 1048 00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,686 ♪ Love buzz ♪ 1049 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,066 ♪ Love buzz ♪ 1050 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,292 ♪ ♪ 1051 00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:16,884 ♪ ♪ 1052 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:29,188 ♪ Would you believe me when I tell you ♪ 1053 00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:32,984 ♪ you are the queen of my heart? ♪ 1054 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,153 ♪ Just don't deceive me when I hurt you ♪ 1055 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:39,907 ♪ Just ain't the way it seems ♪ 1056 00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:43,411 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪ 1057 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:46,873 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪ 1058 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:50,418 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪ 1059 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:54,505 ♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪♪