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Pink Slip! Pink Slip!
Text from Mom:
"Hi, honey. I noticed you haven't chimed in"
on the family chat.”
Text from Mom "Maybe we can all FaceTime?"
Text from Mom:
"I'm just about to record a new episode."
Hi. Welcome back
I'm Dr Tess Coleman,
and this is Rebelling with Respect
Today on the podcast,
we are talking about a relationship dynamic
that is very close to my heart
"Grand co-parenting."
When my daughter, Anna, chose to become a single mom,
it changed our family forever
Ryan! Cloffice. Recording
Sorry!
As a grandma, I was able to step up and help her
Harper!
Harper, this is your 30-minute warning
that we're leaving for school
Harp?
This is now your 20-minute warning
Ten minutes
Yes, confirm the recording sessions
But know that I know she can sell out more than the Greek
And yes, I know how many seats there are
Harper! I really wanna respect your space,
but I'm curious as to why you're not out here yet
You have five minutes!
Being someone that your loved one can lean on
is the most important relationship there is
Ryan, I'm getting so good at this!
No
No, no, no!
Oh, it didn't record!
Moth...
Hi, Mom
Now is not a great time I'm just...
I know, but I finished my podcast early,
so I'm offering to do drop-off
No. It's okay. I've got everything under control
Harper, you had to be up ten minutes ago!
Prepare to be triggered!
Harper!
Let's catch one more
Dude, these waves are unreal
I love our lives!
Yo, are we skipping first period?
Oh, shoot. We gotta go
- Harper! - What?
I'm literally ready
Barely. Barely
I made your favourite lunch
How was pickleball yesterday? Did you beat 'em?
We say "annihilated."
Mom, I told you I could take her
I know, sweetheart
But I saw on your stories
that you were working at the studio late,
and so I decided to take her
You know, it would be healthy for you to unfollow me
And I work late all the time I can still take her
Anna, let's pause and reframe
When you decided to be a single mom,
I told you I would support you a hundred percent
Well, this is me supporting you a hundred percent
Okay, you know what?
I'm coming too
We can both do drop-off this morning
- Mom - No, go on. You can go
- Just let them... - Oh, okay, you're not going
- Mom - You're gonna go
You're not... Nobody's gonna go
I'm gonna go!
- So what's up, kiddo? - Nothing
- Okay, spill it - All right
My new lab partner is the absolute worst
She's the new girl, here for the year
I mean, ugh,
she thinks she's so much better
than everyone because she's British,
which she has to remind you of every five seconds
Like no one's ever been from England before
So my dad opened his third restaurant in Paris,
and that's how I met my French boyfriend,
Philippe Henri
- Philippe Henri - Ooh, la-la
He's French and a model
You've seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?
Anna Wintour scowled at me
- Seriously? - What's Paris like?
Oh, it's lovely I go all the time
Ignore the British girl
After this year, you won't have to see her anymore
Nice advice from a therapist
Well, I'm not her therapist I'm her Gram
All right, well, this has been real
Please drive away like you don't know me
Make good choices!
You are so lame
Lame!
Are you ready for laboratory today?
Shut your mouth
Fun bonus round today
Never trust an atom. Why?
"Cause they make up everything."
Here all day, folks
You're supposed to put your goggles on
before we start
The goggles are giving Minion
Yeah. We're not, like, Minions
So, no, thank you But they're perfect for you
It's like the Revolutionary War
was for nothing
Today, remember, these are dangerous chemicals
Maybe we should use not-dangerous chemicals?
How about you do your actual share of the work
instead of doodling?
It's called designing
The measurements have to be precise
This experiment is so simple
In the UK, we did this in primary school
The only reason people think you're smart
is because of your obnoxious accent
At least people think I'm clever
What's that supposed to mean?
You're smart. Figure it out
- Oh, no - Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh!
- That was not precise! - That's not precise at all!
Oh. Principal Waldman!
I don't know, Mom I don't know why
the principal called me, but I'm here
So you don't need to come You know what?
I can't find what I was gonna tell you about
I'll call you...
- Sorry - It's totally my fault
No, no, no. I-I wasn't looking where I was going
Oh
Are you okay?
- Your phone - Yeah, I...
Yeah, I don't know how to turn this thing off
Yeah, I'm not sure, either I think, maybe...
- I think you got it - Is it off?
- Yeah. It's just... - Oh, thank you
- No problem - Thank you
Um, my daughter just started here,
and I admit I'm quite lost
Would you happen to know where the chemistry lab is?
This is serious. Someone could have been injured
I'm sure it was just an accident
It seems to me a misunderstanding
Harper seems so...
lovely
Oh. Well, Lily seems so genuine and kind
Wow. I certainly never had two parents
come in here and be this attractive
I meant "attentive."
Oh
Uh, Lily and I are definitely going to reflect
on how to do better
This is all Harper and I are going to think about
We're very, very committed
Especially as a single-parent household
Oh, us too
- We're single. Parent - Great
I mean, uh...
- I'm a single parent, yeah - Single parent. Great
- Yeah. You know what I mean - Yes. Same. Me too
Single
Single parent. Guilty
Great
I'm single too
Oh, my God... Should we meet up?
Perhaps our daughters should get to know each other?
Maybe, like, Wednesdays, after 6:00. Get a little wine?
Talk about these badass kids?
Harper would really like that
Over dinner?
Dinner sounds perfect
I'm on it
Petit Trois? Yes, can I have a table for two?
Private. In the back
Do you guys have any allergies?
- No - No
No. No allergies
Okay, you came here early Spill it
There's just no time
Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,
final fitting, rehearsal lunch
And, oh, my wedding
You have a lot on your plate Big day. Deep breath
There's so much to do before Sunday
Anna, let us know how we can help
Maybe someone could help me memorize my wedding vows
How about this? I'll help you
"I, Anna, take you, Eric,
a man that I have been dating for six months,
but might uproot my entire life
and move to London,
"where we have no family and an avocado costs $11."
Perhaps you should add something about
my undying patience for teenage rebellion
Spot on about the avocado
Oh. That wasn't about you
It was actually about my mom's other British fiancé
She's a comedian today
- Just today, though - I see. Yeah
Right, Harper?
I have been practicing our first dance
Wait till you see what I have cooking
Ooh, I see what you did there
I missed you since yesterday
Ew
Trevor Travis Just dropped a new single
I think we can all guess who it might be about
Hello?
I had my pastry chef make sticky toffee pudding pavlova
for the bake sale
Just what every teenager loves. Pavlova
Agreed. Teenagers these days, sophisticated palates
Yes, well, this pastry chef was up at 4:00 a.m
baking old-fashioned chocolate chip cookies
from scratch, with no staff
Four hours for cookies?
I think we need to get you a staff
They just needed to cool
Stand up straight Good posture
Okay. And do you know how bad this is for you?
Seriously, eat this
Say, "Thanks, Mom."
I saw that, Harper
Any day now
Just trying to keep us on a schedule here
Oi. Well,
we wouldn't want to be off schedule, innit?
Step, and...
Hi, Lil!
It's Lily
Lily, back seat
Can't Grams just take me?
No, this will be good bonding for everyone
Well, I bond best with Lily
when we're not around each other,
and I don't have to look at her face
Yeah, I love sitting next to you
Reminds me that I'm amazing
Seat belts, girls
All right. All right
- I got you - You got me
- Good morning - We're ready to go
Good morning. Car's all set Up the coast, Route 17?
- Yeah? - Yeah? What do you think?
I'm not saying I don't not want to go on the trip
I'm just saying that Anna's wedding
has put me behind with my patients,
which has been very disruptive
- Uh-huh - And... And, of course,
they keep adding dates to my book tour,
which, you know, it's out of my control
And I'm just saying I need a little time
Look, girls
We're trying to hear you Just try and hear us?
Oh, no
I hear you trying to pull me away
from my family and my friends
I mean, who even gets to surf before school in London?
You can surf on the river Thames
Really?
No, you dipstick
- Girls - It's a city
- You need to... - Okay, girls. Girls
It's our decision
Eric and I will do what's right for the family
- Hmm - Family?
Yes, this family
- Don't say it like that - Don't say...
- That sounds really cringe - Don't tell me
what to say and how to say
Harper, relax Don't be so dramatic
Lily
- Stop gaslighting - What?
You don't even know what that means
I don't wanna look at your face anymore
You know what that means, right?
- I think I know what it means - Yeah. I knew you did
That explains why you talk rubbish
For the bake sale, every table must have...
Okay
...a gluten-free option, an egg-free option...
Please don't slam the...
door
Well, at least we don't have to bring them
to our immigration interview tomorrow
Don't be stressed They'll come round
Yeah, let them take all the time they need
He sounds great I'll be back in a bit
- Here's Ella's schedule - Thank you
Oh, send those to the tour manager, please
- Yeah, okay - Okay? Because I'm...
- I'm a pop star on the rise - Okay
So I wanna do the album, you know
We can come in here after midnight
I got the keys to the studio
- How's it going? - Oh, good morning
Actually, it's literally not It's a bad morning
It's a very bad morning
Not for me, personally, but for you
Why, what happened?
Trevor dumped Ella
And he already released a song about it
- Anna! - Oh
Yeah, and he dumped her in a text
- Yeah, I got this - Toxic icon
I'll get in the booth, and I'ma just lay it all down...
Okay, so Trevor wrote a song
But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think
It's called "Better Than the Last One."
It's about me
Okay, but that title, it could be about anyone
It says, parentheses, "Ella."
Let's just focus on the songs
that you're gonna perform on Saturday
Performing! Yay!
I can't sing those songs I wrote them about Trevor
I put my heart and soul into them
No, a 44-year-old Dutch music producer wrote those songs
This is a hit! This is...
I can't even stop moving my body
- Shh! - Look, my chest
- is just gyrating. I can't... - Off!
Oh, turn it off Turn... All right
What is that? Did you learn that from Oprah?
Join the Environmental Club
Come over We have the best cookies
Welcome to the great Sunset Ridge Bake-Off
Shouldn't these be more prominently featured?
Born Appétit literally profiled
my dad's restaurant for these pastries
I think they're nice and prominent over here
Uh, they're gourmet
They're soggy-bottomed
You know what? I think I see the perfect spot for yours
- Just... - Dude!
- Those were Gram's! - Come on
You know what? I think I know the perfect place to put this
You wouldn't dare
Oh
Yeah. Perfect
Nice caramelization
Oh. Just...
Oh, my God
Food fight!
Oh, no!
They're attacking us from above!
We need the high ground!
On my signal!
Too far, Harper
Stop it! Put that down! Stop it
Give me that. Give me that Put that down. Stop it!
No, not the strudel!
Please! Or the tart
Stop it! That got in my mouth! Hey!
You want a fight? Let's fight!
Who started...
the food fight?
Congratulations, you two
You just got everybody in here in-school suspension
Thanks a lot
Is this key lime pie?
Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning
Well, you gotta take me to the emergency room
because I'm very allergic to key lime pie
Is this you?
Oh, uh...
That's not supposed to be in there
- Was it for Pink Slip? - Hmm
I saw them at the Troubadour last year
Could I sing your song this weekend?
Oh, no
You'll have way better stuff than something I wrote
I wrote that after I left Pink Slip anyway
Okay. I got this
Yes, you got this
Opening your world tour at the Wiltern
is a big show for you. Huge
For the both of us
The girls are struggling with this transition, and just...
just take it from a parent who has been in your shoes
I know, Tess, between losing Lily's mum and moving here...
Yes, and being ripped away from the home she grew up in
Oh, I'm sorry. Are we talking about Lily or about Harper?
Harp? Lily?
That is really annoying
- No, it's just... - Hey. What the...
What's going on?
- Darling... - No one's hurt
I went to the school...
Please let me just handle this
Anna, there's been an incident at school
between the girls It was really bad
- What bad? How bad? Oh... - I've got this
Girls, apologise to each other now, please
Ooh, honey, forced apologies
is never a way to resolve conflict
- That... - But...
We need to make space for them to express how they feel
Harper, how do you feel?
I feel...
sorry
And, Lily, how do you feel?
I feel...
...sorry too
That's great
- Great - See?
Sorry that my future stepsister is a complete twit
I'm sorry that my future stepsister is a shallow idiot
- Oh, am I? 7 Really? - New plan!
No more holding space for feelings
You two are gonna have a lovely time
at my bachelorette tonight
You're gonna get along because we're a family,
and families love each other!
And for that, Harper, just for that look,
you two earned yourself a sleepover at Gram's
Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Why am I the punishment? I'm the fun one
- I have board games - Mom
I have Parcheesi
And you're gonna braid each other's hair
in a non cultural-appropriating way
and like it
What is Parcheesi?
- It's a game - I'm not quite sure
You move around the board You shake the dice
You remember the sound of the dice?
Oh, it's amazing
You get these dice,
and you shake 'em in your hand,
- you move around the board - Oh, Grams
It's really fun
I also have Boggle!
You stay on your side, and I'll stay on mine
Gladly
Harper, look,
I know you think I don't get it, but I do
And it's still just gonna be you and me
If you go to London, I'm staying here with Grams
- She said it was cool - She what?
Hey, Anna! Did you remove me as Harper's secondary contact?
Did you tell Harper that she could stay here with you
if we decided to move to London?
- Are you serious right now? - Whoa. Are you serious?
- Okay, okay - Why are you...
What is serious
is that you and Eric need to keep the girls in Los Angeles
Lily just needs some guidance
The only guidance I need from you
is to show me to the other bathroom
I'm very sorry, Lily I didn't know...
You don't know anything
about what I need or how I feel,
or the fashion school back home that I wanna go to
Oh!
Yep. Just you and me, Mom
Great
Welcome, everyone,
to the bachelorette party of our girl, Anna
Mom, for real?
Why would you?
- Haven't changed - Not a bit
- Anna! - It's so funny
Get it, girl!
I remember that six-pack
- Yeah, who is that? - So handsome
That is Jake
Your mom's first love
And her first ride on a motorcycle
I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle
Okay
Jake also had a thing for Tess
For Grams?
All right, okay. Enough humiliation for the night
Harper, baby, I made you a plate
Here you go. You're too young to be sad. Come on
Well, being young is overrated, Mama P
Eat. You'll be fine
Use the tongs
Lily? Mind if I join you?
You know, Anna lost her father
around the same age that you lost your mother
And then she had to deal with my wedding to Ryan
Cool
And then you add to that the complications of moving
I'm here for you
Sincerely
With all due respect, Dr Coleman,
you're not my gran or my therapist
So, while I get your motive for keeping us in LA,
I don't need your help
Oh, no We used to be so cool
- Hey, I'm still cool - I look amazing
You're very cool. That song you sent me was sick
- Yeah - Thank you
I wish I had more time to write
But now all I do is listen to parenting podcasts
Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting rock star life
Harper, wait. I was just...
Wait, I wasn't serious
Look, I gave up performing, but I have you
- Enjoy your party - You can't leave
I don't think I belong in here, Grams
Let me handle this I've got you
- Harper! - Anna,
honey, you just need to pause and reframe
- Thanks, Mom - What?
- What did I do? - I was handling it
And you completely undermine me as a parent
I was trying to help you
Well, your help isn't helpful
Well, that's not very nice to say
Can the great and mysterious Madame Jen
interest you ladies in a psychic reading?
No Thank you very much,
but, um, right now is not the...
Time?
- It's just not really our... - Thing?
This will all be over soon, if you just...
- Go with it - Go with it. Yes, exactly
- Come on in. Yes. Yes - No. No
- Come - Okay, I'm coming. Here we go
- Anybody else interested? - Let's try this out
I do discounts for bigger groups. Okay?
Okay. That's fine That's good
And that's how I lost my spot
at the Larchmont Farmers' Market
But I did get a table by the lids
and free milk counter inside of the Starbucks
So, I am a life coach, but I also do Reiki
If you notice, I have several business cards,
because I actually have
a business-card-making business
So, that's the card for that
Uh, I can put quotes on there
that I can just make up for you
If you want something inspirational, for example,
I can make up a quote like, um...
"Live your life...
gosh dang it."
- Okay - So, here's...
And-And-And I'm gonna read your palms now
- 'Cause that's... - Really?
Okay. And there they go. Yes
Eenie, meenie, miney...
Hmm
Okay. It smells like you had some appetizers
- Were they good? - Good
- Good. Yes - Yeah. Yes
And did you have any, Mom?
- Um, no. Mm-mmm. No. I didn't - I'm... No. No. Didn't...
- 'Cause I paid for them - I paid for them
- It's a wedding. Okay - Okay. Okay, okay
Your life lines. It... It's like they've...
intersected before
- How strange - Really?
You've walked in each other's path
It's like a crazy path-cross that you've done
You've learned a lesson
A lesson that may serve you again
- Okay. That's enough - Thank you. Okay
We'll give these to my neighbours
I'm onto something here
One more thing
Right over there is a QR code that you can tip me with
Any amount is appreciated Really
I didn't know I could do that voice
- Nice prank. Ha-ha - Yeah, we know what you did
What did I do?
What do you mean? The psychic
- Yeah. Telling her about... - What... Okay, okay
You think I'd rather solve your problem
than deal with my booming culinary empire
- I'm following you because... - You're happy here, so...
Are you the psychic?
I need you to look into my future
and tell me where we're going to live
Oh Cool Gen Z talking to me
If it's not London, I need you to alter my destiny
And [ literally have to stay in Los Angeles,
so, if there's...
Well, that's not really how it works
Well, how does it work?
Girls, follow my aura
Boop. Beep
You don't have a lot of lines in your hands,
so it makes it harder for me
You two are called to be family
- Yeah, right - Don't remind me
A lesson for you all
I see it now
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong
Change the hearts you know are wrong...
Why is she rhyming like a bridge troll?
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong
- Change the hearts... - Earthquake
Earthquake?
Did you feel that?
Yeah, I... It must be the dancing
Yeah, right
We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason
- Yeah. It's just in our heads - Right
With your surf forecast...
All cosy and tucked in?
Fearless prediction for the full moon tonight...
You need anything?
What more could I possibly need?
How about sleeping in our own beds
in our own rooms?
- Hmm - Hmm
Sweet dreams
Teenagers
I was one once
Yeah, so was I. Twice
- Night - Night. Love you
Love you too, honey
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong
Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong
I don't have an alarm
Why do my hands look so dry?
Why am I so tired?
Mom?
- { Grams? - Grams?
Grams. Grams, are you okay?
Why are you bloody waking me up for?
- Are you mad? - Mad?
Why do I sound like this?
Sound like what?
American!
Oh. Good. Mom
What was that?
Ow! Oh. Ow!
Lily, are you okay?
I'm not Lily
Are you Harper?
No
No. No. No, no, no
- I'm bloody decomposing! - Oh, my
Harper?
- Oh, my God - Whoa
- What is happening? - I know
It's me, Harp. It's Mom
What are you saying?
So if you're me and I'm you, then... then who is that?
I'm Grandma, sweetheart
Oh, my gosh! I've died
I killed myself!
She just has crevices all over her face
Look at the crevices
My hands look like doll hands
My butt feels so high
I think I just peed a little
Oh, no
My face feels so thirsty and dry
My face is perfect
My face looks like a Birkin bag
that's been left out in the sun to rot
Why?
Why do I have to pee again?
This is so much weirder than the last time
Last time? What last time?
How come you never told me?
We never told anyone, sweetheart. Overnight oats
Now let's just pause and reframe
No. I didn't want to be a part of this family
and now I'm part of some dodgy family curse?
- And I'm the eldest? - Mom
And where are her lips? She has no lips!
Where did they go?
How do we fix this?
Well, you know, last time, we switched back
when we saw things from the other's perspective
Should we hold hands?
- Hold my hands - Well, we can...
- Just... - Yeah
I know I've been hard on you and Eric,
but I can now see that you're doing the right thing
And, Mom, you have always done so much for me, and I see you
I see you
- Are you really seeing me? - Mm-hmm. I really see you
Because I don't feel anything
You have no idea how hard I'm seeing you right now
- One, two, three - ...three
Girls, that doesn't work
Yeah, we tried that last time
Looking like this
is why people like you become shut-ins,
and what's with this accent? "Tomato."
Is that what you think I sound like?
Oh, my God, yes
Of course this is what you sound like
- Let's go to Erewhon... - I do not sound like that
I've never said that I don't even know...
Then I need to call my energy healer
because I need a chakra reset
- That's what you sound like - The healer
Madame Jen
I thought she was a psychic
Ow. I thought she did sound baths for dogs
I thought she was a water sommelier
She did try to sell me knives
What? No, well, whatever she is,
we have to find her, but until then...
"Until then" what?
Last time we convinced everyone
that we were each other until we switched back
Oh, brilliant. So how are we supposed to pull that off?
Well, panicking is not going to help anyone!
- I need you to get dressed - This sucks!
- Go. Go get... - No! Stop
Bye, girls It's going to be great
Look, Mom
I kept it totally together in front of the girls,
but I have to be honest, I am freaking out right now!
That was you keeping it totally together?
Yes!
No, no. Just checking
Aura photographer
Hmm. Twenty percent off on her Etsy shop
I can't get married
I haven't even had a boyfriend yet
We have to switch back to our bodies
At least your body didn't wake up with arthritis
It's disconnected
I guess her life coaching business went bust
I'm supposed to get married this weekend
What are these?
And how many puffer jackets does someone need?
- Hmm. Reiki master - What? What'd you find?
I bent down and didn't toot
Youth really is wasted on the young
And what's with the old tissues in every pocket?
Explain
No answer at Reiki. Now what?
Did you try her vegan meat loaf truck?
They don't have a number, and they only use DoorDash,
and I don't know how to do that
I look Eileen Fisher years old
I'm literally my mother
I'm going to need therapy for the rest of my life
and not the kind from Grams
Like the real kind that you have to pay for
Why does anyone wear these?
Did she say anything, like a fortune?
No, but maybe she told the girls
Did the psychic say anything
to you about a fortune?
It could be the key to getting out of this
- Wait, she did, right? - She did
What was it?
"Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong."
That's about our parents getting married
LA. London
As teenagers, we have no power
No say in whether we move or stay, but as adults...
Mom, she didn't say anything to us!
Oh
Whoa. Anna. Anna!
You do not hit me I am your mother, young lady
- So, what do you say? - Well, then...
- It's not working! - We need a plan
Not my fault!
- DK doughnuts! - She'll love those
- Harper, got 'em - I... I'll love them
Hey, girls How was the sleepover?
- Good - Very good
- We did teenager stuff - Very good
So here's our plan
First, these clothes are rubbish
I just can't
Can you just give me five minutes?
- What? - Oh, no
How? Why?
You're in your mum's body,
so all you have to do is tell my dad
you don't love him anymore
Wedding is off. Done
Whoa. Got some bangs
- What did you do to my hair? - Fixed it
And you're welcome
- It's called a fringe - Fixed it
You don't seriously think
you're going to my work dressed like this
Take that off You're going to get me fired
- What'd you do to my hair? - I straightened it
You never wash your hair
No, I don't The ocean washes it for me
Obviously, the wedding can't happen
It's Friday We only have till Sunday
We gotta do some serious sabotage
The immigration interview, the rehearsal lunch
Then what if we cancel all the wedding stuff?
The cake, place, people
Yes, and all we have to do
is convince our parents that they are incompatible
Which should not be hard because my mom obviously
should not be with some wannabe Gordon Ramsay
Well, my father doesn't want to be
with some wannabe Valley Village rocker mom
I quite like this, sexy tiger
- Doughnut! - It's, um...
It's an American superstition
that it's bad luck for the bride and groom
to kiss before they say I do so...
Really? For how long?
For a long time A long, long time
- Really? - Yeah. Also, uh...
no touching hands
No touching at all
No gazing into each other's eyes
because it's gross. Um, yeah
- How odd - For maximum luck
And finally, we must be convincing as them
until we break them up
Lily?
- What? - Yeah?
Did you just take Tess's calcium?
Mmm
Bone health
You need those
- You need those - Yes, I'll be taking them
Okay
- You need to take those - Give me the doughnut back
- No. You're very diabetic - Okay, girls
Let's crack on
- Oh - Um...
Well, actually, uh, Lily and I aren't feeling very well
We think it might be a...
My throat
...smart decision to stay home
This has nothing to do with your detention?
Oh. Uh...
Well, you wouldn't want me to go to school sick,
would you, Mom?
Hmm
You don't feel sick to me
Does she look sick to you, Grams? I mean, Mom?
No. They look fine
You have your client Ella's
huge Rolling Stone photo shoot today
and your immigration interview
Don't you need a little bit of help with that, hmm?
Of course she needs your help
Right? Kids these days
They'll say anything to get out of school
- All right. Come on. Let's go - Go on. And make good choices
- See you at the dance studio! - Bye! What?
Dance studio?
Let's go. Change at the club I've got your bag
Change?
This is the finals
Welcome, everybody,
to the Westside Pickleball Championship
Yeah. You have your championship today
I think you're gonna be late
Late? Yes! Yeah, I'm gonna be late
Okay, newly-weds,
you just made your grand entrance
info the wedding reception
The lights begin to dim And a five, six, seven, Eric
- Beth, no - Oh, right. Like a bull
Yes!
- Charging. It's a bull. Yes - Stallion
Get it, groom Big stallion energy
- It's a bull, though - All right
- So look at him - What?
Eye contact, come on
- Hi - Hi
Tango is your pelvis
Pickleball It's a sport like tennis
but it is pathetic
Tennis for lazy people, that's what it is
It's like tennis but for non athletes
It's a bunch of old nutters
with giant paddles chasing a Wiffle ball
It's not bloody Wimbledon, is it?
Here we go
- That's yours! - Okay. That was so fast
Oh, so aggressive!
- What was that? - She almost hit me!
- Oh - Okay
- No. You're going down - Up. Up you go
- I think you should go up - No, it's okay. It's fine
This is good right here
You're just lying on the floor
Taking a little nappy-poo
It's not a nappy-poo, it's tango
Oh, no. I'm just thinking that maybe tango isn't our dance
- Um, anything else? - Beth, what else is sexy?
Come on. Let's keep our head in the game
- Whoo! - Game point, suckers
Drop in!
Serena Williams, she's got nothing
on the sounds these ladies are making
The body-thumping beat of hip-hop
- Like that? Yep - Bop, bop, bop. Yes
A hop and a hip-hop
I've never seen this kind of hip-hop
- She's on the ground - How is she doing that?
That's a new move
That's defensive offence Defensive offence!
Woman, get up!
Oh, no!
- That was close! - Wow! Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did we win?
Yes! Yes!
We won!
I believe that was illegal
and I'd like to roll back the tapes
and watch that one more time
Take that, boomers!
- Okay. You know what, no - Okay, first of all...
- Hold me back - You stay back
- We are not boomers - We're Gen X!
- We are elder millennials - Some of the last millennials
- The finale - The finale
And five, six, seven, eight
Go! And slide. That's it
Get it
To the side. Whoo!
Get it. Yes!
Ow!
And Anna
- Run, girl - Run!
Anna
- Come on, let's go - Run!
- Get it. Run. Run - Run
Anna
Mom, we're supposed to know where to go
Act natural, honey
- Detention's that way - Can you tell... Okay
I have an immigration interview,
a rehearsal lunch,
Ella's big show, my wedding, and I am stuck in detention!
Well, I'm stuck here too
And it's the championships for the entire Westside
Well, well, well Look who showed up
Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman
How have you not retired yet?
The school had our pension invested in crypto
but since I'm not supposed to complain about it,
per my lawyer, it's neither here nor there
So let's surrender our devices Let's go
- Mr Bates... Come on - We just got our phones back
- That's right. We love school - Here
Thank you, Simon
And now it's time to prepare for the most boring task
you could ever possibly imagine
Sit there, read or think only
No screens, books
Wait
Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?
Wipe that look of bliss off your face
Get over yourself, Elton
This is high school, not prison
Yeah, it's not a prison
Which, FYI, research shows
is ineffective at preventing recidivism
Yeah, "resisism"
You know, giving back to the community
is a lot more effective than trapping people inside
Oh!
You wanna go outside?
Let us out
- Yeah, let us out - Let us out
Let us out. Let us out
- Let us out. Let us out - Outside
Move it! Let's pick it up!
Out of the way!
We need to find Madame Jen, now
We need our phones
Come on, Reyes! You run like my grandma
- Pick it up - Rude!
Pick up the pace or you'll pick up trash
It's in two days
Yeah, I know. I don't care about the deposit
- And the officiant? - That includes the officiant?
Cancel that, too. Thank you
Call from Jett. Answer it?
Is this for real? Yes
Where are you?
The editor from Rolling Stone is here
- Come on! Hurry up! - Oh, no
Remember, it's the Hungry Tour
Trevor's allergic to strawberries
Look sweet, Ella
- Ella's having a meltdown - Morning, Anna
Hello, my staff of people that I see all the time
Can you sign off on the dress?
Here's your juice
- Oh, thank you - Mm-hmm
All right, so she's over here by this...
- Girl, what? - Ugh
- Why would you give me that? - You yell at me if I don't
Anna. Jean shorts, rash guard Laundry day?
Let's talk about the headline for the article
"It's giving It-Girl
Pop star queen Ella slays down the house."
- Wait, what? - Or,
"We're gagging, besties
Ella's new album just hits different.”
No, no. Just stop
What deeply out-of-touch old person came up with those?
- You did - I did? Wow
Thanks, puss
Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella...
Okay
Do something
Ella?
Trevor unfollowed me And you know what that means?
No
What it means is that
the whole world knows that he dumped me
It's everywhere!
Okay. I am your manager, so I'm gonna manage this
Okay
Ryan, I really do need to dash
But they said the photographer is back in 5 minutes
Photographer?
Yeah
For your new passport photo
The one you need for the international part
of your book tour?
Oh, yes
I remember every detail that you told me about me
Yeah. I got prescriptions, you got the essentials
Essentials?
Yes
Do I need all these things?
I need that. Yes
Where does this go?
What? Adult nappies?
That is so lazy
- Oh, hey - Yes. Right here
- Fixodent? - Yes
Isn't that toothpaste for old people?
No. This is for when you lose your teeth
I'm gonna lose my teeth?
No!
Okay, slowpokes
I want every blue spirulina smoothie spill gone
I want every chia seed scraped
Every chewed piece of organic gum
on the bottoms of these seats gone!
Way to go, Harper
Use your nails if you have to
What? No, this was Lily's fault
Elton
Yeah?
I understand that you feel the need to prove a point
because I publicly undermined your authority
Oh!
Do you understand me?
This isn't restorative justice
I mean, if anything,
you're making these kids want to act out more
How does Lily always manage to make things worse?
It's a unique talent
I have connections on the school board, Elton
Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no connections,
but you have earned, along with everybody here,
three more weeks of detention
- Oh, my.. - Lily!
- Bro! - Your royal highness
- Come on! - My God!
That was uncalled for
Let's all take a deep, centring breath
Meditate on this!
Take a deep breath of this trash
You ready?
Stunning
Wow
Good, right?
I think you're having an allergic reaction
No, no, no, no It's lip plumper
I'm gonna get some ice
Okay, give me the ring light
And every bottle of Benadryl I can find
It's lip plumper. No, Ryan
I don't have allergies
Oh. Okay, whatever
Do you have another ring light?
- Like, a big ring light? - Sure
- And another thing. Can you... - Yeah, okay
You hold the ring light I'll pose. Okay, ready?
I got it
Let me look. Hold on
Oh, no Just 10, maybe 15 more
I'll give you looks, okay? All right, here I go
"Dear Sir, must cancel the wedding venue
because the bride is horrible,
as my daughter always suspected."
Who's Laura?
Hello, hello
Hey, hon. I need your approval on the author photo
- Okay - Texting it over now
Oh, no. No, no
That one's rubbish
I just took a new one
- I'm sending now - Thanks
Oh, look. Her phone has the giant letter virus
Ryan. Is it possible for you to drop me at Anna's work?
Hey, you Trevorheads
That was your boy, Trevor Travis,
with his brand-new song,
"Better than the Last One."
My mom's biggest client is having a meltdown
- Jett! - I'm working!
Trevor, her boyfriend, dumped her
Trevor Travis?
She's so much better, better
Better than the
Last one
And they just got matching tattoos
That is literally the worst thing
I have ever heard happening to anyone ever, full stop
- Thank you - Of course
Anna's getting married,
so she doesn't get what it's like
to have your heart broken
I know. When I was your age, my mom...
I mean, I had this boyfriend, Jake,
and all my friends say he was my first love
Is that who your song's about?
What song? My song?
I wrote that?
It's really good
This is a great song
You're really good
I don't get why you quit playing
Because I had a kid
who I probably resent since I'm writing songs in secret
So, you miss performing?
I mean, yeah, probably
I'm finding out a lot about myself today
Anna, your song is the only song I loved
out of everything that we got sent
I know you already said no,
but can I please sing it at the Wiltern tomorrow?
I mean, it's your concert, your tour
You should sing whatever song you want
Okay. Yeah, just...
I feel like between managers and stylists
and execs and label people,
I feel like I never get a say in anything that goes on
Right?
Right, because old people never listen
I mean, people like you think...
I think people like me
think people like you don't know any...
- You know what I mean - Yeah
I have control over my own life
Absolute control Photoshoot's back on
Photoshoot is back on, grasshoppers
Chop, chop, chop
Let's make some fierce photos
of this fierce girl right here
Bruh, having a job is really hard
- Wait - What? "Wait" what?
If your mum wrote that song about that Jake...
Yeah
...that's how we can get our parents to split up forever
So if she is with him, she can't marry my dad
Well, how do we find him?
It's like a database of old people
- Jake. Yes - That's him from the photo
Wait, wait, wait, look
Okay
And he owns the Record Parlour
He has liked all your mum's posts
He is proper obsessed with her
Single. Okay, let's do it
Let's do it
But first, your mum must look fit
if she's gonna run into the love of her life
And I need to change, too
Ella's stylist has pulled the most gorgeous garms
I've ever seen in my entire life
Do we love this for me?
Girl, the label loves this for you
- Can we just put it on your... - No
- Maybe on your shoulder? - No
Rest it on your head?
Please, can we just put our differences aside
so that I can live my dream? Please
This is only because of the plan
- Oh, thank you - You're welcome
Thank you. Thank you Thank you
It's not very me
Harper. This is so exciting
So, posing for the camera, it's very different
Find a shape and then hold it
- Yeah. Okay - Good luck
- Where did the fruit go? - I'm s...
Oh, this is cool
- Oh, that is chic - It's recycled I think
'Cause I'm a pop star
- Pop out - Yeah
Pop
No! No! No! No!
No, no, no
Oh
Tess, your styling is so on point
You two are the coolest adults I have ever met
Thanks
- Bye - Thank you
- My mom does have a cool job - Yes
Think she's our new best friend?
I think so. I think so
Do you guys need a ride?
- Oh, yes. Totally. Yes - OMG, yes
Attention, students
You'll be happy to know that my anaphylactic shock
has subsided
Yes. I didn't die
Thank you
And I hope those who were involved
in that food fight are loving detention
Oh, no
They've gone completely rogue
Whoo!
- Yeah! - This is so cool!
What are we wearing?
They're on a joyride with Ella
We'll never find them
No, but we can find Madame Jen
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Oh, yeah
Madame Jen said she lost her table
at the Larchmont Farmers Market,
but now she can be seen at the Starbucks across the street
from the Larchmont Village wine and cheese shop
Look, I know we don't have time...
But we are here
And my metabolism is the speed of sound
I got extra whipped cream!
My knees work!
I haven't had real dairy since Bush was president
Curly fries!
Flexibility!
Mmm
We really need to find Madame Jen
Yes, but they have onion rings on their burgers
I haven't digested like this in decades!
I'm still not full!
Sugar
Remember sugar?
But after this, back to the mission
Mmm. It has my full attention
All you have to do is go in there and flirt with Jake,
and remind him why he fancied you when you were young
Wait, I wasn't me when I was young
And I don't know how to flirt
And I definitely don't know how to flirt as an old person
What do they do, talk about transitional lenses?
Home repairs? John Mayer?
- I... I don't know - Oh! I have an idea
We both wear our AirPods
That way you can help me
because you have a French boyfriend
So you definitely know how to flirt
Yeah... Defo. Yes
I'm gonna go in, and then I'll give you the word
when to come in and make your sexy grand entrance
What sexy grand entrance? What do you mean?
You have to be sexy
- How? - Like...
Sexy
I'm not doing that
Oh
Hey!
- This is a different look - Yeah. Uh-huh
It's awesome. I didn't know you were coming by today
- I got the stuff in the back - What stuff?
What do you mean?
That's him That's her bloke
What's happening?
He's going to get me stuff
What is your mother doing behind my father's back?
No. Hey, hey, hey!
- Do not shush me. Okay? - Get down
- He can't hear me - Get down. I'm ignoring you
Hey, thanks again for doing this
What exactly are we doing here?
Signing the merch for the charity auction
Oh
- Right - Here you go
Right. The merch
Oh!
I have a question
Do you ever think about me?
About us?
I'm not sure there's a right answer to this question
I mean, do you ever miss us?
You're getting married this weekend
Unless I'm not
Okay, very good Now, do something cheeky
Like, flip your hair
Good
Ooh, good. Big, big, big moves. Big moves
One more. Shake your head Shake it
More. Like, all the way around
There you go. Shake It
Excellent
Okay, um, wink at him Try winking. Wink
Wink
Wink. One eye. One eye
Now do both
Wink. Okay, good
Okay. Um, that's not working
Um... Uh... Oh!
Bite your lip. Bite your lip
Why is he looking at you like that?
I'm biting my lip
No, not your top lip Your bottom lip
Bite your bottom lip
Like that, pouty
I know what this is
I've seen this before You're having a stroke
- Mm-mmm. No, no - We need to get you help
I just need to go to the bathroom
I just... Yeah Gotta go to the bathroom
- Uh, it's in the back - All right. I'll find it
Are you sure? I...
There's no merch in the...
I was really bad at that So bad at that
How do you know your boyfriend liked you?
You just know
Huh?
How? Like, specifically
You've dated a guy You know this
You have experience Tell me. Help me out here
Harper, I... I don't have a French boyfriend
My entire dating experience
is watching 500 hours of Love Island
Wait, you're, like, the most confident person I know
It's an act
What?
Well, you're not gonna tell everyone, are you?
No. I'm not like that I wouldn't do that
Okay. Thank you
Oh! You're not gonna hug me, are you?
No, I was... Just...
- No, don't do that - Okay, it was just...
All right, look, no, we should get back out there. Right?
Because, otherwise, he'll think I'm pooping
- There she is! - I see her. Right by the milk
And I see your screenwriting career taking off
If you move over to, um...
- Genre? - Genre, yes
Genre
Elevated genre?
Um...
No. Sorry
- You! - Um. Oh
Um...
How can I help?
Take one wild guess
Are you gonna serve me papers?
We switched bodies
Oh!
Oh, my gosh
It actually worked
That's amazing
It's never worked before
Um, would you guys mind leaving me a review
or, like, five stars?
And just saying, like, "Oh, my gosh!
Madame Jen was so much fun..."
Tell us how to switch back right now
Okay. All right
Um, I'll consider it if you sign up for
my Reiki and financial management package
Tell us how to switch back, you multi-hyphenate lunatic!
Oh, my gosh I am a multi-hyphenate
That absolutely slays
I'm supposed to get married in two days
Right, okay. Um...
All right. Well, you have to look at the reading
- That's the only way - We don't know the reading
Um, what are you talking about?
I said the reading directly to you both,
multiple times, in a scary whisper voice
Because we weren't there
That wasn't...
Right! Oh, right
You weren't you because you had switched
with the other women, who are...
Okay, that's...
And it makes sense
Um, okay. Well... ...the reading was,
"Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong."
- Didn't we try that? - I think we tried that
- We tried it - Okay, the problem is
your hearts might not be the only ones
that need changing
So...
Mmm. Cute
Well, our time is up
Wait, but... No, no, no
There's got to be something else you can do, right?
I wish I could help you, but my shift is starting
So, what I can do for you is get you a cortado,
an Americano, a...
...and any kind of espresso or non-espresso drink
It's your dad! Shoot!
This is all new inventory
that we need to get sorted
Uh, excuse me
- Tess? - Oh!
What are you doing down there?
Stretching
Ah. Yeah. I...
Anna didn't...
She didn't tell me that you were gonna be here today
- Oh! - What interview?
I mean, yes, I know the interview. Now?
I was just thinking about you the other day
Really?
I've been meaning to ask you something
Sure
And, um, I don't quite know how to broach the subject
But is, um, your husband... Is he still with us?
Yeah. I can't believe it I mean, he's so old
How... How old is he?
We never talk about it
Somewhere between 50 and 100
Really
Yeah. Yeah. But... Okay, let me focus for a second
I'm worried about Anna, all right?
She's been being weird with me,
and she keeps asking if I ever think about her
You know, maybe she is reconsidering
- Reconsidering? - Uh-huh
Three weeks ago, she told me how in love she is with Eric
Do you know that she wrote a song about you?
Anna!
Daughter
Why don't you tell Jake about the song you wrote?
I wrote a song about us
You know what, I'll give you your privacy
I'm just gonna go look for music for old people
You know, really old, like Coldplay
It's nice to hear you're writing again
Yeah, can you just give me a second, bro?
Just one second
Coldplay...
We need to get to the immigration interview. Now
- Okay, let's go - Yeah
Oh! My legs are so weak,
my knees are cracking like walnuts
What is happening right now?
My brain is telling my body to stand up,
but it's like shouting into the abyss
See? I just tried to get up again
Okay
- Help me. Help me up - Okay
We have to find a way to get to the immigration interview
- Okay - Yes
Wait, I have an idea. Come on
So, that's why Tess and I have a special bond
Oh, Jake. Hi Could we borrow your car?
Oh, and don't worry, we're totally of age to drive
Anything for you, Dr C
You ready?
Hold on
Whoo!
Oh, that's a woman after my heart
- I love driving! - I don't wanna...
I don't know who taught you how to drive
but they weren't good
Wrong side! Wrong side! Wrong side!
- Okay - You're gonna get us killed!
Oh, geez
Oh! I can't look I can't look
No, no I'm a very good driver
That was smashing
Whoo!
Oh!
Hi
Hi. Nice car
It's totally mine
- You think he's cute - I do not
- You totally do - Stop. I do not
- Yes, you do. You do - I do not. Shut up
She thinks you're cute!
I do not!
- Yes, she does - I do
- She so does - I do
Thanks
Dr Coleman?
Oh, my gosh. Go
That's my therapist!
You nervous?
Oh, why would I be? We're perfect for each other
You'll see
Oh, that's cryptic
Coleman/Reyes?
- Ah, yes. That's us - Go
My love
- So many ruffles - Yeah
- There we go - Ah
How are you?
Oh, um, I was just dumped by my fiancé, so...
- You know - Oh, no
I... I'm so sorry
Oh, what a decent thing to say. Thank you
Yes, of course
Are you single?
Kidding!
Um, can I see your paperwork?
- Ah, yes - Yeah
I'm sure you're approved
Wait. Whoa
Don't you need to see if we really know each other?
I mean, usually, yeah,
but he seems like such a kind and honest man
who clearly works out
- Oh - A lot
I mean you could be a gymnast
I did once qualify to represent the UK
- in pole vaulting - You're kidding. Really?
I'd still like for us to prove
that we, you know, are marriage material
So, what's my favourite road trip snack?
Uh, 7-Eleven hot dog dipped in blue Slurpee
Dream vacay?
Taking the girls to the Galapagos
Harper would love the biodiversity
and I think Lily could really benefit from the dirt
Though she really just wants to see a, uh...
Komodo dragon in the wild
It's her favourite animal
These are too, too easy
You gotta hit me with the hard stuff
What is my guilty pleasure pump-up song?
Oh
Uh, darling, I promised to never divulge
that highly-classified information
See? He doesn't know me
- At all. See? - Okay
We can't get married
It's... It's Chumbawamba
She told you?
Wait. "Creepy Crawling” or "Tubthumping"?
That's the one, yeah
Oh, wow
- Danny was my fiancé's name - Okay, enough
What's my deepest, darkest fear?
Oh
That your love for Harper and need to protect her
will push her away rather than bring her close
And then she'll run away and be a surf bum
and then she'll get a dodgy tattoo of the sun
around her belly button
But you're a phenomenal mum and Harper is amazing,
so that will never happen
Well, that was really sweet
I didn't know that
You know, I approve hundreds of marriages
that... probably won't even last a year
But you two...
- Thank you - Next
Well done. We got approved
Ugh
Ugh, my seafood vendor says we cancelled
- I should deal with this - Bet
- Yeah, my mom's almost here - Okay
Uh, bye
What an odd mix-up
Hop in, muppet. How'd it go?
Your dad knows a lot about my mom
- I think he really loves her - But did you do enough
to break them up?
I don't know
I need to clear my mind
- Can we go somewhere? - Yes, yeah. Get in
- Don't drive so fast - Okay. Buckle up!
"Change the hearts you know are wrong
to reach the place where you belong."
What do you think she meant by that?
I think she made it all up,
but look on the bright side, honey,
these scooters are so much fun!
Why have we never done this before?
Because you already have one fake hip
and you do not need another
Very funny. I'll have you know, in this body,
I have two real hips
Whoa!
Sorry. Sorry
Nothing broke!
We're invincible!
Bone density!
I'm not exhausted!
Girls, get in the car
How do kids get away with anything anymore?
You know, I hated you a little less today
I think it's hard to hate me when I look like your gran
And...
I hated you a little less today too
I just don't understand how anyone can dislike California
It's, like, a wrong opinion
Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion
I mean, look around
Yes. Okay, Harper, it's lovely
It's lovely
I just...
...I miss England
We can talk about her if you want
No, thanks
I think if I talk about her,
I'm giving away what little of her I have left
Okay
And why are you so obsessed that I like Los Angeles?
- Well, I'm not - Yes, you are
Yes
And look, even if I liked it a little bit here, I mean...
You... You still don't want me around
- Obviously not - Obviously not
I guess it's a good thing we're stopping this wedding
Yeah
Where are they?
They're supposed to be home by now
This is very good A little dry
Very fruit-forward And by fruit, I mean grapes
Your lack of concern, it's not working
Just stay calm, honey
Stay calm?
But I've got the rehearsal lunch,
the final dress fitting,
and my wedding is in 36 hours,
and I'm trapped in the body of a ninth-grader
I did
- I told you she approved it - You most certainly did not
What difference does it make, anyway?
- It's done now - Where on earth have you been?
- Oh - Well
Can't two adult women come home when they please?
What do you think you're doing driving around
like that with Ella all day?
Ella needs to talk to you, by the way
You need to give her more attention
Why am I dressed like that?
I need more attention from you sometimes
She has a lot of stuff to talk to you about
She was crying
Okay, I don't care about that right now
Did you make it to the immigration interview?
Yes, I did Just, like, chill, okay?
Or do your weird breathing stuff that you do
Chill?
I am the adult here
I'm in charge
Doesn't look like it
You just earned yourselves a consequence
- Ooh. No - Oh, no
Give me your phones
- Sure - No
Psych
By the way, you're the reason this is all falling apart
Shut up. No, I'm not
Yes, it totally is And don't...
Girls, this is serious
We all need to start getting along
unless we want to be stuck like this forever
You know, you lot are getting the better end of this deal
It's us who are gonna be dead in, like, five years
She's 37
I'm 36 and a half!
While you two were out having fun,
we found Madame Jen
And she made us buy business cards for everyone
and a Reiki ten-pack!
What even is Reiki? Huh? What is it?
Stop talking about Reiki
Well, Madame Jen said to change your hearts,
so change your freaking dang hearts
It's the only way for us to get out of this mess
I'm switching to red Do you want one?
You're making Mommy very stressed!
...use Reiki now!
Okay, Blue Crush Look at you
Shredding the waves, dude
Never use those words again
Wait, what are you doing here?
Our lessons
What lessons?
Surf lessons
But it looks like you're ready
to surprise Harper and take her out
Oh, yeah. That's really gonna surprise Harper
Obviously
Oh, no, I just ate a bowl of onions
In the water?
Yeah, they keep me alert
Okay
Look, I know it feels like
we're in an impossible situation
Maybe that's why things have felt a bit off with us
Yeah, probably
Yeah, but Anna...
I think we should stay in LA
What about Lily?
Going back to London, to Pembridge Hall,
it's not going to bring back her mum
And there's no one keeping us there anymore
If I'm honest, we've felt so lost
So what she needs is to be with family
A gran like Tess, a sister like Harper, and you
What is it?
It's just...
I can't believe how much you love me and my family
It's a real, true love It's just... It's crazy
Okay. Well, you made it look so easy
I'm gonna give it a go
I don't know if that's...
Maybe I've improved as much as you!
Oh!
I'm okay!
Oh
No. I'm gonna wait
I'm gonna wait for the instructor
I mean, you were amazing
You were, like, weaving and dodging,
and you're like a pro surfer
- I'm glad we talked - Yeah, me too
It's good we came to a decision
Yeah, dude Really good
See you at the rehearsal lunch!
Totally, but my mom said I have to...
It fits perfectly Anna, come look
Oh, wow
Sweetheart... ...fix your posture
This is weird
Weirder for me, trust me
Really? Are you the one
wearing your mom's wedding dress?
Well, I never thought I'd get to have this experience
Especially like this
Well, Mom, you know how much I love to wear a dress
Ugh. Sorry this is such a mess, Harper
Mom, there's something I need to tell you
What were you talking to my dad about this morning?
Oh, we were just talking about the lunch
What about the lunch?
Just lunch stuff
Oh, right. The lunch
Okay. Um
I'm just gonna make a quick call
Okay
Oh, hi! It's Tess
Um, listen, last minute but Anna was wondering
if you might like to attend her rehearsal luncheon
No, no. You would not be an imposition. You know what?
I think your appearance there
would make it a much more lively affair
So, I just wanted to say that I'm very excited
And being at my new restaurant makes it all the more special
for all of us to finally come together as a family
So with that said, welcome to Lily's
Congratulations
Thank you for coming
Really, Eric and I SO appreciate it
Oh
Right. Thanks
Champagne, ladies?
- Yes, please - Yes, please
- 'Cause we're adults - Mm-hmm
Girls, Eric's parents are here so best behaviour, please
Stand up straight Good posture
Anna, my soon-to-be daughter My heart is so full
That's me
How was your flight?
Oh, it was 13 hours and 30 minutes from Manila. Ugh
Major jet lag
Some worse than others
But I really love it here
Maybe Harper can teach me the surf
- Sure, dude - Mano po, Lola
You're so silly Only Lily calls me Lola
But I want to support your Tagalog learning
Keep it up
Come on, Anna
- Let's have a drink - No, no, no, no. We just...
We have to wait for the surprise guest
What are you talking about?
Oh, just wait
- Hello, sir. Welcome - Ah, no, thank you
- I'm here to see someone - Jake?
Just alone or...
What's he doing here?
I invited him but I didn't think he'd come
But, you know, he really likes your gran
My mom's gonna freak out,
- you know that? - I know. So will my dad
- That was the whole point - You...
Dr C. Thank you for inviting me
...I saved your number I hope that's okay
Of course
- Hi, there - Hey
Hmm. I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Uh, now?
But, uh, you know, your mom, she really wanted me here
Right. I'm sure Well...
Okay
- I got you - Thank you so much
- No, no, no. Wait - You're the best, bro
- Wait! - Thank goodness
I will be right back
- No. Jake, don't go - Ah, Tess. Tess
- Yes? - Uh, can we have a chat later?
- It's regarding Lily - Oh!
If it's regarding Lily, we should chat now
My big sister, Anna
After every atomic wedgie you gave me,
I always knew that you also had an atomic heart
- Cheers - Cheers!
Anna and I decided we should all stay in LA
What?
- Yes - What?
Everyone?
Yes
As a therapist,
I was hoping to get your thoughts
on the best way to approach it with Lily
But, I know how you feel about billable hours
so we can chat later. Yeah?
Okay. Okay
You bloody back-stabber I know what you did
- Shh! - All right,
who wants to speak next?
Father of the groom looks ready
No, no. I have a few choice words for the bride
I would like to make a toast
That's crystal
Uh, we have a toasting triangle
- Oh, piss off - Okay
I would like to make a toast to your future husband
so that he knows what kind of woman
he is getting married to
He does, he does, he does
He knows who he's marrying
and he can make his own decisions
and he knows not to be manipulated by other people
Tess
Hey, gramps, this is between us
Listen to your husband
You listen to me
Ugh, Ella. What does she want?
Micro cilantro from the foothills of Oaxaca
It was not my fault
That micro cilantro is bursting with flavour
But it is your fault
that the cilantro has no loyalty to...
- What are they doing? - We have to stop them
Are you doing all right, Harp?
Ella, this is the last thing I need
Oh, Jake's back already
Jake? Who?
Jake, what... What are you doing here?
- Uh... - It was all her, I swear
Hello. Um, and you are?
That's Anna's ex-boyfriend
- What? Why? - She invited her ex-boyfriend?
What?
Because she still has feelings for him
- Okay. That's not... That... - No
- What? I... - No. Uh...
After the appetizer,
Anna said she wasn't feeling well so I went...
Right. I wasn't feeling well
Okay, but not from the food here
The food is fine
- Too fishy. No - It's fish
It is not the food
She's just on her period That's all
She's on her period
I'm on mine right now
- I got it - I didn't know where
- you are in your cycle... - I know, dude
It's fine. Thanks
Can someone please explain to me
- what's going on here - I don't know
- Let's just tell the truth - Don't let her
She shouldn't explain anything because she will just lie
- Hey, me? - She lies
- Yeah - I trusted you
I know, but you don't know what he said to me
You weren't there You didn't hear it
I don't think this marriage should happen
Well, you know what? It's not just about what you want
It's about what she wants and she wants...
It isn't ever about what I want
- It's always about you - That's enough
Does everyone want this?
Okay, that's enough
Well, yes. Some of them do
Hey, that's enough!
The girls fighting is one thing
but this is your mum
And for some reason, your ex-boyfriend is here
Yeah
Anna, I love you
but you're clearly having second thoughts
This isn't working for our families,
and we always said we'd put our families first
So...
We can't do this
I can't do this
Lily, help your grandparents I'll meet you at the valet
The wedding's off
He's right It's over
Wait, no
Wait, please, please, please
No
I'm so sorry. I promise,
I didn't mean for this to happen
I think you did
Well
- I guess we did it - Yeah
Uh...
I know this isn't the best time
but can I have my car back?
Maybe later
Mom!
She seems upset
No, she just needs some space
What about you? Are you doing okay?
Oh, yeah. I'm always okay
It would be fair if you weren't
That all got pretty crazy
I worry what will happen
when Tess doesn't have those two to drive her crazy
You're worried about her?
I'm worried Tess would be really lonely
if all of you moved to London
You're a good guy, Ryan
Thank you
Go on
Maybe this isn't for me to fix
Mind if I join you?
- Okay - Okay
Are you okay?
I haven't seen my dad that upset...
since my mum died
And it was all my fault
You know, when Ryan asked me to marry him,
I thought a lot about
what Anna and Harry's dad would have said
How he would have felt about it
I think he'd be so happy for us
That we found someone who loved us all so much
I think my mum would feel the same way
Yeah
- I really miss her - I know. It's okay
She would be so disappointed in me
- No, no, no - Yes, she would
Because I was very selfish I was
No
I was, and I know it
No, she'd know your heart
I just... I should...
- Find my dad... - Yeah
...and... and apologise
Ella, Ella, Ella
Why are you walking so fast?
I can't walk as fast as you
Ella keeps texting me the word "urgent,"
and her show starts, like, now
But what about Eric?
I think we should go back, Mom
I thought there was a way to make everyone happy
but there's not, all right?
But I think that we should go back for Eric
- I really should... - Come on. My client needs me
Ella, Ella, Ella
Don't go! Stop the car!
- Tess? - Don't go! Stop the engine!
I'm not The engine's not even on
- Ella, he loves you! - I love you!
Cely, is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's fine
Okay
I wonder what the big emergency was
Surprise!
What are you doing here?
Ella said you said you missed performing
I...
And that you told her she could do
any song she wanted to
You did?
Dressing room is right around the corner. Put this on
Why?
Well, because we're not 15 anymore
Dolphins
- Get in there. Okay - What?
- Let me know when she's ready - Crazy
I can't believe you're making me do this
Don't make fun of my dress
I'm sorry
This is all my fault
Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric
And I tried to make him fall out of love with you,
but I couldn't because he loves you so much
And Mom, you shouldn't have to give that up for me
Just like you gave up being a rock star
And I know you've been
secretly writing songs in private
What?
You know, the one about Jake
What are you talking about?
"I'm your good and I'm your bad
'cause you're my baby
And love was made to last."
Huh?
Harper, that song is not about Jake
That song is about you
About me?
Of course it is...
Harp
Mom, I'm sorry that I said
I wanted to stay with Grams if you left
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry that I made you think that you had to choose
between being together or being at home
I choose you every time
Okay
We gotta go Look, we look like a grown-up
- Let's go, let's go - Where am I going now?
If you'll excuse me, I have to go get Lily
No, no, no, no. Please
I know I said I didn't want this wedding to go on,
but-but that's not true
It's just not
I...
I was scared
And... and I think I realised
that I didn't wanna share someone I love
I appreciate that, Tess I do...
But... But wait. But please
You still love Anna
You still wanna get married
- I... - Do you?
- I... - Do you love her?
I love Anna
- Do you wanna marry her? - I wanna marry Anna
- But then what? - But it's not about me!
Lily is the most important person in my life
And I worry every day I'm messing up as a parent
Okay? I am on my own
I lost her mum, and I am so scared of losing her
So I have to put her first
What if you were right all along?
What if being here with the Colemans
is exactly what she needs?
I thought so too
But after all this,
I'm not sure
I am
I love you so much!
I have a little surprise guest for you
Give it up for one of my favourite bands, Pink Slip!
No. Why are you guys doing this to me?
- You all right? - No, no, no
No, Mom. I don't know how to play guitar
- It's all right, okay? I do - I can't. No
This is a bad idea. No, no
- Harper! Harper, go! - No. No. No
Pink Slip! Pink Slip!
Pink Slip!
My friend is gonna be singing her brand-new song tonight!
- Anna - Mom, you suck
- Anna - Huh?
- What are you doing? - Oh
Oh
- Go like this - Like what?
Mm-mmm
- You got this - Okay
Yes
Mm-mmm. No
Yes, you can
Do you know what? Wait. Can we...
Can we just... Can we stop for a second?
Sorry. I just...
I wanna bring out the person that I wrote this song for
She means everything to me, and I love her so much
I know that family isn't always easy,
but family is everything
She also plays guitar way better than me
So please welcome my daughter, Harper
Ready to do this? Together?
Yeah
What are we doing here?
This is silly Anna and I are...
Are madly in love. I know
We tried. We really did It's just not...
No, no, no, no. Please Just give us one more chance
- Please - Just trust us
I just...
Is... Walt, is that...
Is that Anna?
Ella gave me these yesterday
Come with me Come with me. Come on
- We get to be here - Yep
Is Ella wearing one of my designs?
It was Anna's idea
Mom, I'll always choose you too
This family is exactly where I belong
Wait
Are you okay?
Yeah
You sure?
Uh-huh
Okay. All right. Let's just...
That's better
Okay
Thank you, Los Angeles
And Eric, if you're out there and you'll still have me,
I can't wait to marry you
I can't wait to marry you too!
What?
I said yes!
Okay, well, whatever that was, just get him up here
Excuse me Pardon me. Excuse me
Did you know she could do that?
Not at all
- We did it! - Yes! You two did it
You did it together
- We did - I know
Wherever my sister is, it's where I want to be
Me too
It's him! That's the guy!
- Excuse me - It's him!
No, no, no I just need to get down
- They still got it! - Whoo!
No, I just need to get down. Okay
Thank you. Thank you Thank you
I can't believe you just did that
- I know - So what do you say?
Will you marry me?
One condition
I'm Kissing you early
Hi, Jake
Dr Coleman Oh, this is... this is Bess
We just met, but, uh, there is something about her
- Yes. Nice dress - Thank you
Did you hear that? Nice dress She likes your dress
We'll go somewhere to eat after this
Thanks for coming, everybody
- I see - Sure, Mom
- All right - Here we are
Whoo!
Wait
Girls! What did you do?
It's called lip plumper
Run
It... It could be worse
- It could be worse, you know - It could not be worse!
I mean... It's okay
Just testing out a new look
Camera's A marker
Hi, everybody
Welcome to Freakier Friday
What? Ryan, I'm fine
I don't need Benadryl
I can't...
It's so good, you can't do it
- What? - Huh?
What?
That's the right "banana-na."
- No, no, no. Banana - Banana
I have Mystery Date
Truth is, I bet you the dud is very hot now
I see
Are we talking about a board game?
Jamie just turned around like this
She was like this
- Mom? - Yes?
You know, last time...
Okay, I'm locking in
We have to find her
But until then...
Until then, what?
I don't know why I keep going...
I can't. Sorry
Okay, Jamie, reach for the enema box
Mm. Mmm
Mmm
She's had 29 doughnuts
Just give me the doughnut
You're prediabetic
What's that?
Not supposed to eat those
You learned a lesson
My God, I could be a pirate, huh?
Oh, you fancy that?
Put on my jumper, eat my...
I can't!
You wanna fight? I can fight too
Let's fight!
Oh, my God
Let us out!
- Do you want to be fired? - It's a hit
Anna Louise Coleman, do you think...
Is that my middle name?
Yes, it is your middle name
That's different
What's that? The pink Power Ranger?
I'm kidding I'm kidding, I'm kidding
Let's not Let's not. Let's not
Oh, my God!
What the hell is she?
Was that a Pepto Bismol comm... What is she doing?
Here we are. In the pelvis
Like peanut butter molasses
- Yes - Peanut butter molasses
Slow
Were any of those teenagers a "Bad Boss Betty"?
No. I'm sorry
Good. More
That really was so bad
What are you doing down there?
Just crawling
Look at the road!
Oh!
- I got caught! - Cut!
That was fun
Thank you for watching We love you so much
- Thanks for coming - I think I just peed
Okay, cut