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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]

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Big day, Billie.

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Yeah, you finally got your school tablet.

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I know, I'm so excited. [inhales]

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But remind me again why I'm excited.

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Now you can get on Badger Book.

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Yes, Badger Book.

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Now remind me again what that is.

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It's the official school portal.

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You can turn in assignments,
read safety announcements,

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and best of all, your parents get an email
with your grades

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so they can see how well you're doing.

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I don't need any of that in my life.

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That's just why Roman uses Badger Book.

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- Everyone else uses it to get followers.
- Followers?

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Having a lot of followers means
they like you on Badger Book.

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If they like you on Badger Book,
that means you're popular.

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Being popular means…

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Oh, I know what popular means.

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Back in the wizard world,

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they wouldn't even use the word "popular."

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They would just say, "You're so Billie."

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Billie? Billie!

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Don't get caught up in this.
I barely have any followers,

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and I was still elected president
of the Young Tap Dancer Society.

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So, how do I get these followers?

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First, we need to set up
your Badger Book account.

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- Okay.
- We just need a cute pic.

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Okay, put your hand on your hip,
and stick out your elbow.

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Ooh! Turn your head, but not your neck.

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Now, look away like I'm not here,

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but smile like I am here.

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Then say cheese, but with your eyes.

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[grunts] Does this look weird?

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Yep, perfect.

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Now post it, and…

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- [notification chimes]
- [gasps] My first follower!

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It's me, Winter.

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I know. I got that by the username,
"Itsmewinter."

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You know, getting a follower
was strangely satisfying.

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- I know, right?
- [notification chimes]

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[gasps] Another follower!
That one felt even better.

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Uh, that's just the school mascot.

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He's contractually obligated
to follow everyone.

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Ah, it still felt good.

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[♪ theme song playing]

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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

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♪ When you can have what you want ♪

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♪ By the simplest of means ♪

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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

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♪ Yes, please ♪

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- ♪ What it seems ♪
- [theme song concludes]

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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]

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[♪ music fades]

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Almost done.

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Heatus completus.

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[sizzles]

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Hm. Too bad I don't know
the spell for guac.

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Oh, well.

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Ooh, nachos. Thanks, Billie.

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Nuh-uh. They're for Badger Book.

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Badger Book's not hungry.

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Ow!

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I haven't got any new followers,

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and Winter says I can get more
by posting food inspo.

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What do these nachos inspire you to do?

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Well, I would say eat,
but we both saw how well that went.

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Well, I need to do something
to get more followers.

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Look at you.

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[inhales] You've only been
on Badger Book for a day,

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and you're already obsessed.

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I am not obsessed.
I just love it, and need it,

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and can't think about anything else.

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- What do you call that?
- Obsessed?

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Oh, then yeah, I am obsessed.

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But can you move to the right?

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Your shadow is blocking my cheese glisten.

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Why are you taking pictures of nachos?

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With cheese glisten like that,
how could you not?

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I'm trying to get
more Badger Book followers.

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But Badger Book is
for official school business.

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That's why I created it,
got the school board to approve it,

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and paid a college student
in tacos to code it.

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I'm with you, Dad.

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I only use it for the important things

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like getting signatures on my petition

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to ban extra credit.

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You get one shot, people. Make it count!

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I love the passion, son, but no,

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that's not what Badger Book's for either.

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This is why Mom's coming
to school tomorrow, to interview me,

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so everyone can see
how Badger Book is leading

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Greenwald Middle into the future.

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Hmm.

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[chews] Ooh!

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- What kind of cheese is that?
- That's not cheese.

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Turns out candle wax
looks better on camera.

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I don't hate it.

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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]

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[Billie] Hey! That's my food inspo!

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[♪ music concludes]

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Hey, Billie.

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Are you wearing
the same clothes you wore yesterday?

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- That depends. Is it tomorrow?
- No, it's today.

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I don't have time for your riddles, Milo.

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I didn't sleep. I need more followers,
but nothing's working.

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I've tried reviewing things,

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unboxing things, smashing things.

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Ah, that's why my hockey stick's
covered in applesauce.

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Yeah, and still no followers.

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What's the big deal about followers?

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Winter says the more you have,
the more popular you are.

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Well, if I was a wizard

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who had a super cool wizard lair,

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I'd go in there and find a spell.

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I bet there's one in there for followers.

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Probably some other
really cool stuff, too.

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You're right. Good idea, Milo.

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- Nuh-uh. Where are you going?
- To the lair.

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Sorry, kid. Lair's for wizards only.

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But it was my plan.

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And it's a good one.

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Wizardpedia will know a spell
to get me more followers.

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- [chiming]
- Welcome to Wizardpedia,

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your all-knowing wizard encyclopedia.

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How may I enlighten you?

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I'm looking for a follower spell.

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Got one of those?

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Ah, the follower spell.

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A formidable incantation
with a sordid past.

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- It all began with…
- Too slow.

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[speaking rapidly]

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[in normal voice] …which is why
in the British Isles,

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they fly their brooms on the left.

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[speaking rapidly]

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[in normal voice]
…and that's the spell, the end.

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Oops, too far.

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[speaking rapidly]

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[in normal voice] …speak these words.

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"Over land and across the sea,
heed my words, and follow me."

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It didn't work.

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My spells always work.
Maybe your tablet's on mute?

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My tablet is not on…

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Oh, no. Wait. It is on mute.

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[notifications chiming rapidly]

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[gasps in excitement]

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Whoa, half the school's following me.

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Hm. Beware,

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the enchanted follower follows to the end.

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Ah, great.

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That's exactly the kind of loyalty
I'm looking for.

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Wizards only, huh?

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I can definitely see
why they don't want me in here.

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[♪ upbeat rock music playing, concluding]

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Roman, guess how many followers I have.

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I don't care.

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- Did you say 400?
- I said I don't care.

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Well, you're wrong. It's 450!

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[sighs] I'm crushing
this Badger Book thing.

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All of these people followed you

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because of that ridiculous nacho video?

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Yeah, let's go with that.

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D… Do you think any of your followers
would sign my petition?

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Sorry, petitions aren't really my brand.

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- What, you have a brand now?
- Yeah, and it's not petitions.

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Hey, Winter, how's it going?

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[hypnotic voice] How's it going?

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- Cute fit.
- [hypnotic voice] Cute fit.

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Thanks.

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It's just something I conjured together,

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but I'm kind of obsessed.

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[hypnotic voice] I'm kind of obsessed.

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Uh, did you have any luck
getting the Coin Collectors Club

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to sign my petition?

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Did you use my joke
about how signing it just makes sense?

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It's funny 'cause, like,
"sense," and also "cents."

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- It's not funny.
- [hypnotic voice] It's not funny.

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[scoffs] You probably told it wrong.

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- [school bell ringing]
- All right,

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I'm gonna get the signatures myself.

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See you two after class.

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Check it out, Winter.
I have so many followers.

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Looks like everyone wants
a piece of Billie.

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[hypnotic voice] Wants a piece of Billie.

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[students, in hypnotic voice]
Piece of Billie.

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[♪ intense spooky music playing,
concluding]

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[♪ dramatic rock musical sting]

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If I'm being honest,
using magic to get followers

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was kind of a cheat… that I do not regret.

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I am loving this.

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I am loving this.

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Yeah, but the only downside

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is you do get the feeling
you're being watched.

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[all] You're being watched.

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Hey there. What's up?

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[all] What's up?

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Huh. You're following me.

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Oh. You're following me.

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Okay. You got moves.
Let's see if you can keep up with this.

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[grunts, scats, beatboxes, exhales]

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Apparently, the dance team
isn't following me.

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You can stop following me.

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See ya.

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[all] See ya.

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Guys, we're not all gonna fit
in my math class. I mean it.

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[all] I mean it.

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[♪ tense spooky music playing]

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Uh-oh. This isn't good!

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[all] This isn't good.

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This isn't good.

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- [Billie whimpers]
- [all whimper]

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[♪ music fades]

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Hi, I'm here from W-O-W-P News.

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Is this Principal Russo's office?

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[chuckles] I know it is.
I just love saying that!

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Not half as much as I love hearing it.

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Uh, but what are you doing here?

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My interview isn't until this afternoon.

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I just came to help you get prepped

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before the crew gets here.

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Oh, good idea. And don't hold back, okay?

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Hit me with one of those famous
Giada Russo "gotcha" questions.

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Hmm. [inhales] Is it part
of your job requirement

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to be so darn cute?

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- Giada.
- Gotcha.

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Let's keep it professional, okay?

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I… I want people to see me

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as Greenwald Middle's
innovative new principal,

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who just happens to be cute.

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Okay, so, what I'll really do
is start with a basic intro,

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and then I'll ask you
a few simple questions, like,

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"How will Badger Book
help make things easier

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"for educators and students?"

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Well, Badger Book utilizes
a cutting-edge algorithm

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that allows students and parents
to connect with faculty

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in a collaborative digital space.

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Could you say that again?

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I was too busy wondering

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if you are free for dinner tonight.

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Giada! Maybe go interview
some of the students

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and get their thoughts on Badger Book.

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Also, I am not free for dinner tonight.

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I'm going out with my beautiful wife.

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[gasps] Russo, you are good.

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[♪ upbeat rock music playing, concluding]

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Surrender, Cyclopsius!

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[glass shattering]

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If anyone asks,
it was like that when I got here.

253
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,143
Whoops.

254
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,814
Oh, good. Another young wizard. [sighs]

255
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,193
I'm not a wizard.
I just came to have some fun.

256
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:55,905
Well, in that case, allow me
to pull up a lengthy discourse

257
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,990
on the history of fun.

258
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,117
Reading about fun isn't fun.

259
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,454
Have you never had fun?

260
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,290
I once chuckled during the Renaissance.

261
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,709
Ever do this in the Renaissance?

262
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,127
[belches]

263
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:16,175
[laughs] Oh, magnificent!
Oh, okay, my turn.

264
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,972
[belches loudly]

265
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,309
- That was awesome!
- It t'was, t'wasn't it?

266
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,853
So, what do you wanna do now?

267
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,731
Uh, nobody's ever asked me
what I want to do.

268
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,775
I'm not good at thinking outside the box.

269
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,112
But maybe I can be.

270
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,242
This is perfect!

271
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,703
You're tall enough
to grab that sword off the top shelf!

272
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,751
Eh. Probably for the best.

273
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,088
[♪ upbeat rock music playing, concluding]

274
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,215
Hi, wanna sign my petition?

275
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,467
[both, in hypnotic voice] Billie.

276
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,429
[chuckles] I'm Roman. Thanks anyway.

277
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,098
Hi, wanna sign my petition?

278
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,934
[all, in hypnotic voice] Billie.

279
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,520
Why is everyone so obsessed with Billie?

280
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,605
This cannot be about the nachos.

281
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,274
[yells]

282
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,776
Billie! What are you doing in my locker?

283
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,653
Ssh! I'm hiding from my followers.

284
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,280
Your followers?

285
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,700
Let me guess. You used magic
and it's gone awry.

286
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,618
I stuffed myself in your locker

287
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,495
to hide from a bunch of cray zombies.

288
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,788
We're way past awry.

289
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,421
I cast a spell on my tablet,

290
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,566
but it was supposed
to increase my followers on Badger Book,

291
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,591
not in real life.

292
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,968
I told you getting obsessed
with followers was a bad idea.

293
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,303
[sighs] I can fix this.

294
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,910
I just need to get back to the lair.

295
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,657
But I can't with the whole school
following me.

296
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,975
- I don't follow you.
- That's right.

297
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,464
You're not a Badger Book zombie.

298
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,605
You being unpopular
is the key to fixing this.

299
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,524
I like being the key to fixing this,

300
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,128
I just don't like the way you said it.

301
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,904
If I transfer my followers to you,

302
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,131
I can sneak back to the lair,

303
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,075
- and figure out how to undo the spell.
- Billie…

304
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,867
Look, I know what you're gonna say.

305
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,243
"Why should I help you?

306
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,727
"You're the one who used magic
when you weren't supposed to."

307
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,998
No, I was just gonna say I'll help,

308
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,292
but all that other stuff's true, too.

309
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,920
Oh, thanks.

310
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,382
Over the land and across the sea,
heed my words, and follow he.

311
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,761
"Follow he"? That's never gonna work.

312
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,596
It's not even grammatically correct.

313
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,807
[all, in hypnotic voice] Roman.

314
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,434
Looks like it worked to she.
I'll be right back.

315
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,396
What am I supposed to do
with a school full of followers?

316
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,900
Unless… Who wants to sign a petition?

317
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,319
[all, in hypnotic voice] Sign a petition.

318
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,279
Well, if you insist.

319
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:48,619
[♪ upbeat rock music playing, concludes]

320
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,832
Hi there! Giada Russo, W-O-W-P News.

321
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,084
Yes, that Giada Russo.

322
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,086
I'm doing a profile piece
on your principal.

323
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,088
Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

324
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,131
Rude.

325
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,677
Excuse me, would you like to…

326
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,054
totally blow me off and keep walking?

327
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,348
Oh, Winter, thank goodness.

328
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,308
Why is everyone so obsessed
with these tablets?

329
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,601
- [growls]
- Oh!

330
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,271
Okay, that was weird even for Winter.

331
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,731
It's like Badger Book

332
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,817
is turning everybody into zombies.

333
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,070
[chuckles] Or I'm losing
my charm as a reporter.

334
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,240
No, it's 'cause they're zombies.

335
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,200
I gotta tell Justin.

336
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,452
[♪ dramatic rock musical sting]

337
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,955
Come on, WP, put some heat on it.

338
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,957
All right, you asked for it.

339
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,422
[grunts] Too much heat.

340
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,882
[laughs]

341
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,363
- [sighs]
- What else do you wanna do?

342
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,468
Ooh! I know.

343
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,679
Let's prank call my cousin, Alexa.

344
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,182
She is so annoying,
she thinks she knows everything.

345
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,395
Uh-oh. Someone's coming!

346
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,569
Whoa. Why are you out of your box,
and huge?

347
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,948
Uh, I... I... I bet you came here
to ask me a question.

348
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,117
So, what's up?

349
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,413
- I'm in trouble.
- I'm shocked.

350
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,374
Yeah, yeah, I get it, I'm a handful.

351
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,669
I need to know how to reverse
the follower spell.

352
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,671
'Twas that it t'were so easy.

353
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,216
Who's that dude?

354
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,011
The wizard who first cast
the follower spell.

355
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,721
And that's his enchanted tablet.

356
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,306
"Enchanted tablet"?

357
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,768
[Wizardpedia] The wizard became
so obsessed with having followers

358
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,437
that he refused to surrender his tablet.

359
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,981
His followers loved him so much

360
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,817
they wanted a part of him for themselves.

361
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,112
So they literally tore him to pieces.

362
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,367
"Tore him to pieces"?

363
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,410
Like pork at a luau.

364
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,580
To break the follower spell,

365
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,707
you must break the enchanted tablet.

366
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,167
Hm. Shouldn't be a problem.

367
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,419
Roman doesn't even care
about having followers.

368
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,464
I love having followers!

369
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,717
[all, in hypnotic voice]
Love having followers.

370
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,094
Oh, boy.

371
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,177
[♪ dramatic instrumental music
playing, concluding]

372
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,684
Roman, I have to talk to you.

373
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,394
Oh, hey, Billie, hang on a sec.

374
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,773
Uh, how's that petition coming?
Five hundred signatures! Yeah!

375
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:26,026
I am officially renaming this place
the Roman Russo Academy.

376
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,736
Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?

377
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,364
[all, in hypnotic voice] Whoop, whoop.

378
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,241
Roman, what are you doing?

379
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,492
Thanks to my followers,

380
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,679
every petition I've ever dreamed of
is getting signed.

381
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,705
But your followers
are going to destroy you.

382
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,832
[scoffs] Does it look like
they wanna destroy me?

383
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,792
They love me. Look at them.

384
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,877
They can't get enough of Roman.

385
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,256
[all, in hypnotic voice]
Can't get enough of Roman.

386
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,984
[chuckles] I love the enthusiasm,
everybody,

387
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,634
but please, verbal praise only.

388
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,429
- [exclaims]
- [students growling]

389
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,347
Easy, guys. [groans]

390
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,434
- You're pulling me like…
- Like pork at a luau.

391
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,561
Exactly. Billie, help!

392
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,980
I just have to destroy your tablet,

393
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,743
and the spell will be broken. Where is it?

394
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,359
Uh, he’s got it. Or maybe she's got it.

395
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,111
Oh, well, one of them must have it!

396
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,463
[groans] This might take a while.

397
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,530
Try not to lose your head.

398
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,906
Is that a possibility?

399
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,950
Hey, I'm just saying.

400
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,794
I don't know a spell
to put it back on, okay?

401
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,498
Justin?

402
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,727
Giada, what should I do with my hands
during the interview?

403
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:28,547
I was thinking confident leader
or thoughtful visionary.

404
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,093
Justin, there is something fishy
going on in this school.

405
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,721
[stumbles] That's just Mr. Yancy
microwaving his lunch.

406
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,765
He's on a new diet called the "cod bod."

407
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,516
He's looking good.

408
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,229
No, it's Badger Book.
I know this sounds crazy,

409
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,315
but I think it's turning
the students into zombies.

410
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,276
Zombies? Giada,
Badger Book is harmless. Look.

411
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,155
Ooh! Hey, I got a follow request
from Roman.

412
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,341
Gotta admit, that does feel kinda nice.

413
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,409
[tablet chimes]

414
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,286
[♪ tense instrumental music playing]

415
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,454
Uh, what is happening?

416
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,999
- [in hypnotic voice] Roman.
- Roman?

417
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,794
Justin, come back here.

418
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,796
[all, in hypnotic voice] Roman.

419
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,758
Roman.

420
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,302
Justin, I know this all looks bad,
but I didn't use magic.

421
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,888
- [growls]
- Okay, fine, I did use magic,

422
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,365
and now the whole school's zombies.

423
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,557
[growls]

424
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,185
Oh, you're a zombie. Thank goodness.

425
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,748
You'll forget everything I just said.

426
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,731
- But I won't.
- Giada, I can explain.

427
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,535
I wanted to get followers,
so I used a spell, but it got out of hand.

428
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,402
Billie, can there be less talking

429
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,821
and more rescuing?

430
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,990
- Roman?
- We have to break the spell.

431
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,594
We have to destroy his tablet,
but the problem is they all look the same.

432
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,778
Then we're smashing them all.

433
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,330
[♪ dramatic rock music playing]

434
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,374
[Billie grunting]

435
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,388
- It's not working!
- We haven't found it yet!

436
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,765
Not trying to add any pressure
to the situation,

437
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,059
but I am off the cart!

438
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:09,731
It's not Roman's.
Not Roman's. Not Roman's!

439
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,108
- I found it!
- How do you know?

440
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,026
There's a petition
to add a bathroom attendant

441
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,946
- to the boys' locker room.
- I'd like a hot towel, okay?

442
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,116
Throw it here!

443
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,912
It's not nachos, but it's worth a shot.

444
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,330
Heatus completus.

445
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,167
[♪ heroic instrumental music playing]

446
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,056
- [♪ music concludes]
- [school bell ringing]

447
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,216
[in normal voice] Giada? What happened?

448
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,052
[gasps] Roman, you're okay.

449
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,180
It was so scary
watching you get pulled apart.

450
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,850
Oh, really? It was scary
watching me get pulled apart?

451
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,061
Okay, fine. You were right.

452
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,305
I shouldn't have cared so much
about getting followers.

453
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:51,899
Of course, I was right.

454
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,151
But I also get it. [exhales]

455
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,069
I kind of liked having followers, too.

456
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,739
But I guess at the end of the day,

457
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,657
having friends is more important.

458
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,869
- Thanks for having my back.
- And thanks for saving mine.

459
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:07,414
And my arms and legs.
Pretty much all of me.

460
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,895
[in normal voice] Hey, guys,
what month is it, and how did I get here?

461
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,087
Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.

462
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,049
Who broke all these tablets?

463
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,133
- Goblins.
- Raccoons.

464
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,468
- Raccoons.
- Goblins.

465
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,115
They were like that when we got here.

466
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:26,683
[♪ upbeat rock music playing, concluding]

467
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,936
Thanks for hanging out with me, WP.

468
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,813
Oh, no! 'Tis I who should thank you, Milo.

469
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,399
I've never had so much fun
in my entire existence.

470
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:39,613
As a gift, I'm giving you
your own entry in Wizardpedia.

471
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,990
From now on, in the wizard world,

472
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:45,911
you shall be known as Milo the Fun!

473
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,081
Whoo! Thanks!

474
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,586
Eh. You get what I was going for.

475
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,925
Justin, I'm sorry we didn't
get to do your interview.

476
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,552
That's okay. Gives me time
to rustle up some tacos,

477
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,764
and get that college kid to remove
the follow feature from Badger Book.

478
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,225
I may need to sweeten the deal
with churros.

479
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,187
Sorry about the zombie thing.
That was kinda my bad.

480
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,814
"Kinda"?

481
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:17,776
Milo?

482
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,570
Have you been in the lair all day?

483
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,989
Did you not go to school?

484
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,156
Wuh-oh.

485
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,786
Ah, thank goodness.

486
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,288
Someone's in more trouble than me.

487
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,581
[♪ upbeat rock music playing, concluding]