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[Massey] You know, you think you know
where your life is,
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and you've got a nice clear picture of it.
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And I've come to know that we're all
walking around absolutely 100% clueless.
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Are you... still deciding?
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I know that you are still making up
your mind about the pregnancy,
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But I can see it, Avery.
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Building a life together.
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Tristan, are you honestly ready
to be a father?
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I want this more than anything.
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[Tristan] I'll prove you wrong.
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Everything's changed.
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It's not fatherly behavior.
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I can see one thing clearly.
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I'm going to have a baby.
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[horn blows]
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[♪ "Vibe Check" playing]
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♪ Can I get a vibe check? ♪
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- Spring break, bitches.
- [group squeals]
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♪ Knock, knock
Wanna guess who's there? ♪
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♪ It's the embodiment
of renaissance and flair ♪
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♪ Now, don't y'all get obsessed ♪
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♪ But can I get a vibe... ♪
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Here we are, senior year.
Our last Vixens voyage.
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One final adventure
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before we're off to find jobs,
and husbands, and side pieces.
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Hey, Vixens live in the now.
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You're so right. Speaking of,
did you bring party favors?
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Duh! And my guy says
that they're totally top-shelf.
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[all squeal]
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Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.
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Excuse me, um, could you please move?
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I am moving. It's a moving walkway.
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Take these.
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Seems optimistic.
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Let me tell you, this cruise...
Last year, I got laid every day.
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The final day, twice.
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[chuckling] You're gonna love it.
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[♪ "Vibe Check" continues playing]
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♪ Can I get a vibe check? ♪
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- [♪ music stops]
- [guests cheering, chattering]
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[♪ "Kill It Again" playing]
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Vixens, a toast
to the reason we're all here.
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My grandma,
the original Vanessa and Vixen.
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- The OV.
- The OV indeed.
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Grandma, thank you for your spirit,
your encouragement, and your inheritance.
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- [chuckles]
- [all] Cheers.
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Dude, this ship is like a 7-Eleven.
Snacks everywhere.
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[guest] Case in point.
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Ladies, why don't you, uh, put those
on my tab and, uh, come join us?
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- Hey, cool it. They probably don't--
- Shh.
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- Free drinks.
- [laughs]
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[friend] You take left, I'll take right.
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Thanks for the drinks.
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I'm Vanessa.
This is Victoria and Veronica.
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Those names,
it's like you were fated to be friends.
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Well, I used to go by Katie,
but we thought Veronica was more on brand.
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- Yeah.
- I'm, uh... I'm Connor.
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[Vanessa] Who's your quiet friend?
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Hi, I'm Ste... [gasps, breathing shakily]
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- Oh, dude!
- Ugh.
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Ew. Are you for real?
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Myers' cocktail for dehydration.
Emesis bags. Ibuprofen for literally days.
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I think that we're ready for spring break.
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We may need more ground ginger.
There's this hangover tea I make.
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- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- What? What?
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No step ladders for you.
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You're being ridiculous.
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- No, he's not. Flat ground only. Come on.
- Thank you.
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How are you feeling?
Are you nauseous? Any cravings?
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I feel great. Except for the fact
that I desperately want a drink.
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Especially since I'm surrounded
by 18-year-old knuckleheads
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who make the world's worst choices.
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Otherwise known as having fun.
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You know, I never did spring break,
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I just always went home
to visit my family.
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Shocking. Well, thankfully,
I'm neither boring nor pregnant
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because I love spring break.
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I mean, I love the partying, but I love
the energy of the cruisers, you know?
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These are my people.
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Funny 'cause last week you said
you were gonna change, be more mature.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's nothing immature
about having fun during spring break.
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No, I can keep up and stay accessible
with the cruisers
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and, you know, I can hang with them
rather than judging them from on high.
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- We had to drain the hot tub.
- Why?
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A cruiser...
Well, his cruller lost its cream filling.
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- [wincing] Mmm...
- Okay. That I judge.
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Yeah, the kid says he made a mistake.
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Not to mention
a major health code violation.
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Well, we're scouring the tub
with bleach as we speak.
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You want me to go talk to him?
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Please. And tell him
to stay out of the pool.
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Oh, man.
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I'm so sorry.
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Look, I...
I really don't know what happened.
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Was one of the girls touching you?
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- Were you touching yourself?
- No. I'm not a pervert.
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These girls, total smoke shows.
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One of them asked my name
and I looked at her and it just...
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- went off.
- Has this ever happened before?
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[yogi] ...to the center.
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Open. And we'll release
downward-facing dog...
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[grunts]
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[video playing on laptop]
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[grunting]
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It sounds like you have a condition called
persistent genital arousal disorder.
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PGAD for short.
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Is that serious?
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Yeah, it can be. Depending on the cause.
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When did this start?
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About four months ago.
Just when I finally got into shape.
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I had, uh... I put on a bunch of weight.
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And, you know, that made me
too self-conscious to even talk to women.
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Could that be what's causing this,
losing the weight?
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Mmm... [sighs]
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It shouldn't be.
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But I do need you to come down
to the infirmary so I can run some tests.
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Gotta figure out why the old torpedo
is stuck in overdrive.
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My name is Rosie and I'm an alcoholic.
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Glad everybody made it
out here this morning
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to our little island of sobriety
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in the vast ocean of temptation
that is life on The Odyssey.
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Especially during this week's cruise,
Spring Break Week.
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College kids come here looking
for the party of their lives.
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For some of us,
partying nearly ended ours.
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When I first got sober,
this week was so hard.
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Drinks will go by, and I said,
"Boy, those look good."
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If you find yourself
having those thoughts,
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know that you're not alone.
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We're here for all of you.
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Once I had to call her because the bottles
in the minibar were talking to me.
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We got through it.
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Staying sober on this ship is hard,
but it can be done.
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Five years running.
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One day at a time.
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[♪ hip hop playing]
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Cheers! Yeah!
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[Avery] Sorry.
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[chuckles]
Sorry, I was worried you'd burn.
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[sighing] No.
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- I'm glad that you woke me.
- [chuckles]
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[yawning] I'm not here to nap.
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LSAT Logical Reasoning Bible.
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Not your typical beach read.
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Yeah, I'm taking it in June.
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Getting an early start on studying?
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[chuckling] I already took it once.
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I kind of blew it the first time. So...
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Well, good for you for keeping at it.
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- Are you here with friends?
- No.
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My parents got me this cruise as a gift.
They want me to have fun and relax.
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Well, you are certainly showing them.
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Your stomach okay?
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I just get, like,
a little bit of reflux sometimes.
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When I'm stressed.
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Have you had anything with coffee today?
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Not really.
I try and stay in the zone.
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Well, how about we, uh, get you some food
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and, uh, I go get some antacids
from the infirmary?
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Yeah? Okay. I'll be right back.
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If the blood work turns up anything,
I will let you know.
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- In the meantime...
- No pool or Jacuzzi.
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- I know.
- [chuckles]
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- Was that...
- Yeah, poor kid.
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PGAD. Misfires for months.
Sometimes when he's not even turned on.
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- Did you do spinal imaging?
- Yeah.
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Nothing there.
No Tarlov cysts, no herniated disc.
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Hopefully, the blood work
turns up something.
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I got the antacids you asked for.
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Thanks. I'm bringing them
to a very focused cruiser.
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I can barely get her to stop studying
long enough to eat.
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It's sweet how you care about these kids.
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Just doing my job.
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You're gonna be an incredible mom.
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Thanks.
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{\an8}- [guests cheering]
- [♪ "Gwop" playing]
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{\an8}[DJ] What's up, spring breakers?
Are y'all ready to party?
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{\an8}That's it. Yeah.
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{\an8}I'll take one of those. Thank you.
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{\an8}Oh. Ship dude. Ship dude.
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{\an8}Come take a shot.
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{\an8}All preferences are welcome.
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{\an8}Pick your vessel.
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{\an8}Thank you, but I'm really not in the mood.
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{\an8}You know what can help with that?
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{\an8}Tequila.
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{\an8}[both] Shots. Shots. Shots.
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{\an8}[guests chant]
Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots.
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{\an8}Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
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{\an8}- Why the hell not?
- [guests cheering]
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{\an8}[guests cheering, clamoring]
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{\an8}Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
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{\an8}[cruisers] Whoo!
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{\an8}- Next round's on me!
- [cruiser] Whoo-hoo!
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{\an8}[♪ "Gwop" stops playing]
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{\an8}I love a man in gray sweatpants.
I mean, talk about a complete package.
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{\an8}It takes a lot of balls to run commando.
198
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{\an8}Whoa.
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{\an8}- Ladies.
- You're a DILF.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
201
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,467
{\an8}Thank you, but I'm not a dad. Yet.
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{\an8}Doctor, I'd like to...
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{\an8}- Me too.
- Me three.
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00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,600
{\an8}You should do a cooldown.
Jog in place a bit.
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{\an8}We're having a party in our room tonight.
You should come.
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{\an8}It'll be the ride of your life.
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{\an8}Thank you. I am flattered.
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{\an8}You are all beautiful, young women.
Emphasis intended.
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00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,075
{\an8}And I am the ship's doctor,
so it wouldn't be appropriate for me to...
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{\an8}We'll see you tonight.
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{\an8}No, you won't.
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{\an8}Caught you staring.
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00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,125
{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}I am but flesh and blood.
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[♪ "Lmsys" playing]
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[chuckling] Spencer,
what would I do without you?
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Please charge these to Max's account.
218
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I'm kidding. Kind of.
219
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,643
Hey, hey, ship dude.
220
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What's happening, guys?
I come bearing gifts.
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Cheers.
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00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,485
Ugh. Go well.
223
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,529
And she had one blue eye
and one green eye.
224
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,323
It was kind of like being
with two different women at once.
225
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,410
Dude, it was so hot.
226
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,453
Are you listening?
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[grunts]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Have you seen Hannah?
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Quiet girl, on her own,
probably reading somewhere.
231
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,520
Are you ogling those women
or hiding from them?
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00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,733
I'm not sure honestly. Could be both.
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00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,529
Hannah is a grown up, you know?
234
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,451
Yeah, so are you.
Cowering from three coeds.
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Hannah? It's Avery. I have some food.
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00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,340
[groans]
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Come in.
238
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,598
Hey. Are you feeling okay?
239
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:14,937
I'm just tired. I'm a little lightheaded.
240
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,565
All right. May I check your pulse?
241
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,406
Hmm. Your heartbeat is a little fast.
242
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,119
- And, uh... And irregular.
- [yawns]
243
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,497
Stick out your tongue.
244
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,213
[Avery] Calcium channel blocker
for the arrhythmia.
245
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,591
Do you smoke or use any tobacco products?
246
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,343
Ick. No.
247
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:51,848
Heart rate is 144, O2 96%.
Possibly dehydration.
248
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,227
It explains the yellow tongue,
the tachycardia.
249
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,729
But not the arrhythmia
or the abdominal pain.
250
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,648
Possible gallbladder?
251
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,317
Pain is constant and no fever,
so not the gallbladder.
252
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,196
Yellow suggests jaundice,
which suggests a liver problem.
253
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,157
How much have you had to drink
in the last 24 hours?
254
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,700
- Nothing.
- It's okay. You can tell me.
255
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,077
This is a judgment-free zone.
256
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,372
- I've been studying.
- You're gonna feel a little poke.
257
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,415
[Hannah groans]
258
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,460
How many sexual partners
have you had in the past year?
259
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,422
Some sexually transmitted infections
can cause liver damage.
260
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,258
Trying to think...
261
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,847
One. I think. Or was that the year before?
262
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:37,435
Okay, judgment-free zone.
I have been focused on academics.
263
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,982
No, no, it's great.
It's, uh, very responsible.
264
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,859
Yes. Yes, it is.
265
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,320
Um... Well, I think we can rule out
anything caused by having too much fun.
266
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:52,242
So, let's get an EKG, liver ultrasound,
and some blood tests for Epstein-Barr,
267
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,911
elevated liver enzymes,
and autoimmune hepatitis.
268
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,914
Unfortunately, Epstein-Barr is contagious,
so we're gonna have to keep you here
269
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,583
in the judgment-free zone
for a little while.
270
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,588
You take your time, Doc.
I love how quiet it is in here.
271
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,797
Do you have a highlighter?
272
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:10,303
Once we fix what's wrong with your liver,
I'm gonna take you out.
273
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,725
Is he going to get the highlighter?
274
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,062
[sighs]
275
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,068
- [knocks on door]
- [sighs]
276
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,822
- Yeah?
- Tristan, it's Rosie.
277
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,074
Coming.
278
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,335
- Rosie, what's up?
- Slow start?
279
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,794
[chuckles]
280
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,881
- Dragging a little.
- A little?
281
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,384
After the night you had, I'm surprised
you didn't end up naked in the hot tub.
282
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:55,388
[chanting] Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
283
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,140
- Whoo!
- [Tristan] Next round's on me!
284
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,350
[cruisers cheering]
285
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,603
Nothing a couple ibuprofen can't fix.
286
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,189
This is what happens
when 30 tries to party with 20.
287
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,816
Hey, whoa, speak for yourself.
I can keep up.
288
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,987
I don't even try anymore. I'm in AA.
289
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:14,909
- Really? Since when?
- Five years, day at a time.
290
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,245
You know, working on a pleasure cruise,
291
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,247
partying kind of becomes
a part of your life.
292
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,583
And, uh, for a lot of us,
that's a dangerous path.
293
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,126
Certainly was for me.
294
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:29,257
I was drinking every night, followed
by a nightcap to get to sleep and then...
295
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,677
Sometimes in the mornings, a beer
in the shower to help with the hangover.
296
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,137
Why are you telling me this?
297
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,016
Because once you get
some time in the program,
298
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,644
you, uh... you start to notice
when people act like you used to.
299
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,062
Ros.
300
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,146
- Buddy.
- Ros.
301
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:49,734
I'm saying this with a lot of love,
I think you might have a problem.
302
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,405
A drinking problem? [chuckles, scoffing]
303
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,198
Come on.
304
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,660
Well, yes, I go hard at night,
but I have never missed a shift.
305
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,828
I've never been drunk on a shift.
306
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,162
- Ask Avery.
- That's not... I know.
307
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,833
That's not what this is about, okay?
Let me just...
308
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,544
Tell me this. When's the last time
you went a day without a drink?
309
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,298
- Oh. I mean, who remembers?
- Most people, man.
310
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,262
I guess... I guess before I started here.
311
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,639
That was three years ago, Tristan.
312
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,684
Doesn't make me an alcoholic.
313
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,895
Okay.
314
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,482
I can stop drinking.
Anytime, whenever I want.
315
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:33,821
Yeah, you know what?
In fact, I'll show you.
316
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,117
Hey, whoa, look, maybe...
317
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,704
Maybe my radar is way off, okay?
318
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:46,291
I just... [stammering] I want you to know
that you can come to me whenever you want.
319
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,336
That's not actually... That one's
not even mine. Someone left it here.
320
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,796
Look, if you ever wanna talk,
all I came here to say was
321
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,174
there's a meeting in my cabin
Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
322
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,010
This one was a gift. That's irrelevant.
323
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,511
[bottles clatter]
324
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:02,975
Thanks, I appreciate it,
but starting right now, I'm dry as dust.
325
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:04,935
Okay.
326
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,285
Hello there, uh...
327
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,665
Just wanted to reintroduce myself.
My name is Steve-- [grunts]
328
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,250
Ladies, how are you enjoying
your spring break?
329
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,212
We missed you at our party, Dr. DILF.
330
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,590
Lucky for you, we're having
another one tonight. Cabin 504.
331
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,800
Good to know.
332
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,510
Hey, Steve,
can I talk to you for a second?
333
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,720
Mm-hmm.
334
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,015
- See you tonight.
- [Max] Still no.
335
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,602
- Yes. That means yes.
- That means yes.
336
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,647
[sighs] Please tell me you figured out
what's wrong with me.
337
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,107
Your blood tests all came back clean,
338
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,401
but I have been thinking
about your weight loss.
339
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:58,154
- How much was it?
- About 30 pounds.
340
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,865
Did you take anything
to speed up the process?
341
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,368
Well, actually, I stopped taking my meds.
342
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,539
- What meds?
- I was on paroxetine for depression.
343
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,127
I blew up like a balloon
which wasn't great for my mood.
344
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,588
First, I'm really sorry to hear
about your depression. That's rough.
345
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,341
And second, you could've told me
about the meds.
346
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,720
It's just... I've had it pretty good.
You know, I go to a good school,
347
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,806
I've got good friends,
a family that loves me.
348
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,183
You know, who wants to hear
about me being depressed?
349
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,435
I do.
350
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:32,690
Particularly because I think your meds
may have been what caused your problem.
351
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,652
A sudden drop in serotonin,
in rare cases, can cause PGAD.
352
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,738
- Do I have to go back on the meds?
- No.
353
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,323
I'm gonna give you a script
for a new medication called fluoxetine.
354
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,783
It should boost your serotonin levels,
355
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,744
and it's far less likely
to cause you to gain weight.
356
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,412
Doc, I can't thank you enough.
357
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,457
- Let's shower first, then hugs.
- Right.
358
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,542
[Max chuckles]
359
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,014
[♪ "I Wanna Go There" playing]
360
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,073
That all the horsepower you got?
361
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,536
[Vixens screaming, giggling]
362
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,294
[Vanessa]
Okay, Vixens, this trip is everything.
363
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,423
And Veronica, I'm so proud of you
for overcoming your fear of fish.
364
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,426
- Thank you.
- But we have to be serious for a minute.
365
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,428
We will have a four-way
with the hot doctor
366
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,680
- by the end of the week if it kills us.
- [friends laugh]
367
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,059
[all] Spring break, bitches!
368
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,273
- [♪ music stops]
- Oh, uh, Dr. DILF,
369
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,983
my friend's not feeling so well.
370
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,152
Would you mind coming in?
371
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,083
What seems to be the issue?
372
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,044
I feel weak and my muscles ache.
373
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,515
[snorting in distance]
374
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,985
Your heart rate is elevated.
How long have you been feeling sick?
375
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,364
- [sniffs]
- Look what I found in the hallway.
376
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:50,660
Doctor, I knew eventually you'd come.
377
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:51,828
[chuckles]
378
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,831
I'm here strictly
in a professional capacity.
379
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,833
[gasps]
380
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:57,918
[Veronica] Vanessa?
381
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,130
Vanessa?
382
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,633
Oh, my God, Vanessa?
383
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,342
Is she okay?
384
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,844
She took something, didn't she?
385
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,012
I-I don't know.
386
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,555
I need you to call down to the infirmary.
387
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,058
Tell them we got
a Code Alpha in cabin 504.
388
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,353
Hi, this is Veronica in cabin 504.
389
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,481
Uh, Dr. Max is here, he says
we have a Code Alpha. Please hurry.
390
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,443
I need you to tell me
what she took. Right now.
391
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,613
I promise you're not gonna
get in trouble if you do.
392
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,366
[Veronica] I don't wanna say.
393
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,330
Dr. Max?
394
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,830
What's happening?
395
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,499
[Veronica] Oh, my God, is he okay?
396
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,754
[both screaming]
397
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:46,634
Max?
398
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,093
Tell me what happened.
399
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,680
He was doing CPR on her.
He just passed out.
400
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,514
What did she take?
401
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,892
Some coke. It's in the bathroom.
402
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:58,728
Coke didn't do this.
403
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,814
This is an opioid,
probably synthetic fentanyl.
404
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,399
[Victoria] Wait, wait, wait,
but how can you be so sure?
405
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,525
I don't need to be.
406
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,444
Naloxone doesn't harm anyone
who hasn't had opioids.
407
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,029
It just saves people who have.
408
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,532
- [Veronica] Are they gonna be okay?
- God, I hope so.
409
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,452
What the hell happened?
410
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,579
She did coke laced with fentanyl.
Max tried to save her.
411
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,081
[Veronica] Oh, my God.
412
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,166
Come on.
413
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,543
[Veronica crying]
414
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,628
[Avery] I'm not getting a pulse.
415
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,172
- Starting chest compressions.
- Same.
416
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,131
Please, please, please.
417
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,342
[grunting]
418
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,514
She's got a pulse,
but she's still breathing faintly.
419
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,890
Can I get the naloxone?
420
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,558
[Veronica] No. Oh, no.
421
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,394
Please, wake up. Please, wake up.
422
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:42,022
- Anything?
- No, giving him another dose.
423
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,156
That's it, just breathe. That's it.
You're gonna be okay, start breathing.
424
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,951
There you go. Okay.
425
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,080
Well done. No, no, no, rest your head.
426
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,749
Come on, Max.
427
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,712
- Come on, Max. Come on.
- You're okay, just keep breathing.
428
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,797
[Avery] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
429
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,508
Come on, come on, come on.
430
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:11,676
Come on.
431
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,221
- [Tristan] That's it. You're okay.
- [Avery gasps] Hi.
432
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,056
Hi.
433
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,224
[sighs]
434
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,102
[Avery] No, no, no, don't get up.
Don't go to sleep. We got this.
435
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,063
Hey. Hey.
436
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,445
You're okay. You're okay.
437
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,158
What's that?
438
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,994
It's naloxone, the IV version
of the nasal spray
439
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,537
we gave you in your cabin.
440
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,372
It binds to the opioid receptors
441
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,875
in your body
and blocks the synthetic fentanyl.
442
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,670
- Fentanyl?
- Yeah.
443
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,090
Last time I'm trusting that dealer.
444
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:54,261
Maybe you should revise that
to last time you trust any drug dealer.
445
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,098
Right.
446
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,684
I'm sorry, Doc.
447
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,897
I feel really bad that I messed you up.
448
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,192
[Tristan] Look ahead, please.
449
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,115
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
450
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,911
- I'm fine.
- No, you are not. Lie back down.
451
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:22,790
How's Hannah?
452
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,668
She tested negative for Epstein-Barr,
but her liver numbers aren't great.
453
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,255
A problem which we can discuss
while you are right where you are.
454
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,967
[crew member] Incoming.
455
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,015
Well, looks like
you're gonna need the bed.
456
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,392
I can't move my legs.
457
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,854
[Max] Muscle aches, tachycardia,
458
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,398
loss of strength
and sensation in the legs.
459
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,567
You should be resting.
460
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,489
I can't take a nap when there's a girl
out there suffering from sudden paralysis.
461
00:26:56,573 --> 00:27:02,078
Okay. It could
be hypokalemic periodic paralysis.
462
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,454
We should check her potassium levels.
463
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:07,459
And didn't one of the girls
mention scuba diving?
464
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,628
[groans]
465
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,420
It could be the bends.
466
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:14,799
No, our dives last 30 minutes
and they go 50 to 60 feet deep.
467
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,802
Bends would be an issue
an hour after that depth.
468
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,554
[Avery] Are you okay? You're sweating.
469
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,557
Is there a chance
that maybe you were exposed?
470
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,934
- No. I'm fine.
- Of course.
471
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:28,062
You're both fine veritable pictures
of health and wellness.
472
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,480
[Max chuckles]
473
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:34,360
- So, not the bends. Maybe hyperthyroidism?
- Or MS.
474
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,154
Sudden onset MS
with no prior neuro symptoms? Come on.
475
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:40,241
Look, transverse myelitis or spinal cord
compression are way more likely.
476
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,494
We need to just... We need
to give her a CT scan already.
477
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,915
What do you mean already?
This is the first time you mentioned a CT.
478
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:53,296
Well, from what I understand,
spring break has officially broken.
479
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,423
Are you okay?
480
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:58,677
- I'll be up to speed in no time.
- Yeah. Don't rush that.
481
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,263
I'm still gonna need the names
of all the passengers that were
482
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,890
in possession of the drugs
483
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,434
'cause I've got to alert
the authorities at the next port.
484
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,352
They could pull our license.
485
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,521
Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy
on the Odyssey.
486
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,107
Captain, they're just kids.
487
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,775
They made a mistake
and they are terrified.
488
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:18,196
Good, I'm glad. They should be terrified.
489
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,575
Two years ago,
we had a spring breaker come on the ship.
490
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,328
Had some Molly with him.
He gave it to a bunch of the girls.
491
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:30,417
It turns out one of them had
an undiagnosed case of cardiac arrhythmia.
492
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:34,171
So she came on my ship
having the time of her life.
493
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,590
And she damn near lost her life.
494
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,344
Captain, I promised them
that if they came clean,
495
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,180
nothing bad was gonna happen to them.
496
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,855
I'm not gonna make you a liar.
497
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,525
But you get with security
and you get all that stuff off my ship.
498
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:57,778
Aye, Captain.
499
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:07,495
I'm gonna go check on Vanessa
while Tristan runs Victoria's spinal CT.
500
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,206
- [Max groans]
- And you...
501
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:10,999
rest.
502
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,671
[sighs]
503
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:19,633
[sighs]
504
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,844
Okay. Got the lavender sleep mask.
505
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,554
- And your comfort jammies.
- If you start to feel lightheaded
506
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,057
or nauseous, let me know.
507
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:32,103
Can I go back to my room?
It's gotten kind of loud in here.
508
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,314
We need to keep you here,
so we can monitor your liver.
509
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,817
You still don't know what's wrong with me?
510
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,236
We're gonna run more tests.
511
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,616
Wait, um, can Veronica
stay the night tonight, please?
512
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,827
I don't wanna be alone.
513
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:52,249
Sure. But you need rest, all of you.
514
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,836
You're okay, and Victoria's gonna be okay.
515
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,505
- Vixens for life.
- Vixens for life.
516
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,133
[Vanessa] Did you bring my fuzzy socks?
517
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:04,593
- [Veronica] You know what? I did.
- [Vanessa squeals]
518
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,304
[Veronica] I wouldn't dare forget them.
519
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:23,739
[retching]
520
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,078
Tristan, what's wrong?
521
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,172
[Avery] Almost done
with the Myers' cocktail.
522
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,215
Didn't think I'd be making
my ginger tea for you.
523
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,218
[chuckles] Ugh.
524
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,929
I can't believe how awful I feel.
525
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,140
How long since your last drink?
526
00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,603
A little over 24 hours.
527
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,232
- I'm so embarrassed.
- Don't be.
528
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,777
All this time,
I've been thinking, you know,
529
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,238
work like a captain, play like a pirate.
530
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,160
I thought I had it under control.
531
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:17,917
You know, I'm feeling much better,
so let's just get this out of me, please.
532
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,002
Okay.
533
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:21,128
But we need to get you back to your cabin.
534
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:24,549
- No, no, we have patients. I can hold out.
- [scoffs]
535
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,470
What is it with you guys and refusing
to admit that you need help?
536
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,680
- [Tristan sighs]
- Max is doing better.
537
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:32,557
I got this.
538
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:35,936
We got you.
539
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:40,107
Go rest.
540
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,407
[clears throat]
541
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,122
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
542
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,794
Get some rest, bud.
543
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,007
Victoria's imaging.
544
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,677
Frustratingly, no signs
of spinal compression
545
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,053
or transverse myelitis,
546
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:14,181
so we still have no idea why she lost
movement and sensation in her legs.
547
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,350
Could be a fistula
causing a spinal cord stroke
548
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,601
too small to see on imaging.
549
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,814
If it is, we are not prepared
to deal with spinal embolization.
550
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:27,279
I need a Band-Aid, paper cut.
551
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,156
You're supposed to be resting.
552
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:34,326
Well, it's hard to study when I'm bleeding
all over the analytical reasoning section.
553
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:39,708
Okay. I'm gonna get you a Band-Aid,
but you need to take a break.
554
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,625
I can't.
555
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:45,254
Stanford's median test score is a 173,
and I got a 170.
556
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,048
- I thought you said you blew it.
- I did.
557
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:49,508
Hannah.
558
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,051
It's the middle of the night.
559
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:55,098
You're sick and you're driving yourself
crazy over three points on the LSAT.
560
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:00,937
Why are you sniffing my finger?
561
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,772
Because your blood smells metallic.
562
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,400
I think I know what's wrong with you.
563
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,319
I might not ever get
feeling back in my legs?
564
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,363
We're gonna get you all the help you need.
565
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,365
That's why I've told the captain
to take the ship into the nearest port,
566
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,243
and I'm gonna be with you
every step of the way, I promise.
567
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:20,165
[coughing, retching]
568
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:23,960
What's going on?
569
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,256
What's wrong with her?
570
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,468
Her lungs are decompensating. Avery.
571
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,637
- What's going on?
- She's coughing up blood.
572
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,429
Pulmonary embolism would make sense
573
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,389
if the loss of feeling
was caused by another clot.
574
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,683
I think she's got the bends.
575
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,437
I need the cardiac ultrasound.
576
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,316
- [Max] Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
- [gasping]
577
00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:50,278
Breathe. Deep breaths. There you go.
578
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,115
What is the bends?
579
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,243
Nitrogen gas forms bubbles
in the bloodstream.
580
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,953
It can happen after diving.
581
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:00,663
But she wasn't down
long enough or deep enough.
582
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,331
Did you drink
before you went diving today?
583
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:04,959
I mean, we always start
with mimosas on vacay.
584
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,170
I'm not following. The bends doesn't
usually present with cardiac issues.
585
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:11,173
Certain cardiac conditions can make you
more susceptible to the bends,
586
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,133
particularly if you're dehydrated
from drinking.
587
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,635
You think she has a PFO?
588
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:15,719
What's a PFO?
589
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,471
Patent foramen ovale.
590
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,640
It's a little hole
between your left and right atria.
591
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,558
Everybody has it when they're born,
but for most people,
592
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,560
it closes during infancy.
593
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,398
But not...
594
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,067
for...
595
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,277
you.
596
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,362
There it is.
597
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:34,488
[Victoria] What does it mean?
598
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,367
[Max] It means we need to get you
into a hyperbaric chamber immediately.
599
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:17,657
- How you feeling?
- Better, so much less achy.
600
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,200
Good.
601
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,206
- You ready?
- [sighs]
602
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,176
- Look at that.
- [laughs]
603
00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:38,303
Doing better already.
604
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:46,019
What about my heart, the PFO thing?
605
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:50,564
Well, you're definitely gonna need
to see a cardiologist when you go home.
606
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:53,192
But as long as you don't
go scuba diving again, you should be fine.
607
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:56,071
Most people live with PFO
their entire lives with no issue.
608
00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,449
- [Vanessa] Oh, my God.
- [Victoria yelps]
609
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,453
[Veronica] You scared the hell out of us.
610
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:07,415
Doctor, come here.
611
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,711
[Vanessa] You saved our lives, Dr. DILF.
612
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:13,797
Thank you.
613
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,384
Ooh, ladies, hands.
614
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:31,648
So, this thing that I have is genetic.
615
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:33,649
Yeah.
616
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,527
You have a condition
called hemochromatosis.
617
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,779
Your body absorbs too much iron
from the food you eat,
618
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:42,617
and iron buildup can cause damage
to the liver and other organs.
619
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,204
And is this the cure?
620
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,373
[Avery] Bloodletting has been
a medical technique since the 1700s.
621
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,125
It may have killed George Washington,
622
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,544
but for your condition,
it can be very effective.
623
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,046
George Washington, wow.
624
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:59,883
Seems so strange
that losing blood could make me better.
625
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,760
Red blood cells contain iron.
626
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:06,098
And right now, your body is sending
a signal to produce more red blood cells
627
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,351
which will use up your surplus iron.
628
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,814
I'm really sorry you got sick.
629
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,109
But maybe this will give you
some perspective on life,
630
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,236
that there are other things in it
that matter
631
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,448
besides where you go to law school.
632
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:24,826
Fun, friends, connection.
633
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,999
- Dr. DILF, we'll miss you.
- [Max chuckles]
634
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,418
[chuckles]
635
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,174
After this, can I get out of here?
636
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,551
[chuckles] Sure.
637
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,470
[horn blasts]
638
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,598
So you know what I don't need
to happen ever again?
639
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,891
- What's that?
- Last night.
640
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,185
You and Tristan having health scares
at the same time.
641
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,604
Yes, sorry about that.
642
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:54,731
Hi, ladies.
643
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,860
Looks like Hannah took your advice.
644
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:00,570
[Avery] Aw.
645
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:03,781
[Max] Ooh.
646
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,574
- I gave him fluoxetine.
- [Hannah] Hi.
647
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,827
Hopefully, the serotonin levels
are high enough now that he doesn't...
648
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:09,912
You know.
649
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:13,373
- I'm Hannah.
- Hi, I'm Steve.
650
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,833
Yes.
651
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,211
- [Hannah] It's nice to meet you.
- [Steve] It's nice to meet you.
652
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,587
How long have you been on this cruise?
653
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,673
- Same time as you.
- True.
654
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,593
[knocks on door]
655
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,678
[Avery] Tristan.
656
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,723
[sighs] Yeah.
657
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:32,811
Hey.
658
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,979
Came to see how you're doing.
659
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,941
Better than yesterday.
660
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,692
Well, we've brought you electrolytes
for the dehydration,
661
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,363
ibuprofen for the aches
and pains, and food.
662
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,323
That's for eating.
663
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,286
Is that a cricket ball?
664
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,162
Yeah.
665
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,751
Yeah, my, uh... my dad got me this one
for my ninth birthday.
666
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,962
- [Avery] Did you guys use to play?
- Mmm.
667
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,755
We did.
668
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:02,966
On his good days.
669
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,719
And those were, uh...
670
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,557
Well, they were fewer and further between
as I got older.
671
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,183
Until he left.
672
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,151
My dad drank.
673
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,074
You've never told me that.
674
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,660
Well, Mother never talked about it.
675
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,497
Guess I just followed suit.
676
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,417
I could tell.
677
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:42,630
The glazed eyes,
the mood swings, the smell.
678
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,175
I swore.
679
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:50,013
I swore, I swore I'd never be like that.
680
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,433
That kind of a man.
681
00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,477
That kind of a father.
682
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,188
[Avery] You won't be.
683
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,693
Well, as lousy as I've been feeling...
684
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,031
I can't keep thinking
that I could really do with a...
685
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,619
That I could really do with a drink.
686
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:26,507
Well...
687
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:31,470
I, for one, am really impressed
that you just shared all that.
688
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:32,847
It takes a lot of guts.
689
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,932
[♪ "To Be Human" playing]
690
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,643
- Yeah.
- And we'll help you.
691
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,480
Whatever you need, Tristan.
692
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,025
We are here for you.
693
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:48,696
Thanks.
694
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,157
You're amazing.
695
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:56,579
♪ Get so high
that my feet can't find the floor ♪
696
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:02,584
Perhaps our newcomer
would like to introduce himself?
697
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,421
♪ Hurts just a little bit more
than the hit before ♪
698
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,466
♪ Been forever since ♪
699
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,176
Hi.
700
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,304
I'm Tristan.
701
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:17,015
♪ But I don't know
how much more I can take ♪
702
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,561
And I recently realized
that I may have a drinking problem.
703
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,649
You're in the right place.
704
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,651
Welcome, Tristan.
705
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:31,655
♪ It's so hard ♪
706
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:38,705
♪ To be human ♪