1 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,420 Wallace! What are you waiting on? A trail of rose petals, princess? 2 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:42,819 Let's go! 3 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:43,960 We got a game to win! 4 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:45,680 Get your hand here! 5 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:11,010 A giant mansion with a giant pool that has a bad hot tub that's connected to 6 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:13,230 this giant pool so I can swim from hot to cold whenever I want. 7 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:14,750 Yes. 8 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:16,170 I love you, Cesar. 9 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,150 It holds ten songs. 10 00:01:21,610 --> 00:01:23,430 I put all our favorites on it. 11 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,680 Let us change your life, kid. 12 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,820 Our little secret. 13 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:56,820 Can't move across the whole country. 14 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:01,620 I only left Eastbrook twice. Once for a game in Bicklesburg and then once in 15 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,620 Bicklesburg by accident. 16 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,200 I should probably mark Bicklesburg better. 17 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,759 Son, let me tell you a little story about the Beatles. 18 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:13,720 They played about 250 shows in all these little shitholes in and around the city 19 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,720 of Hamburg. 20 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:17,420 And you know how they became the biggest band in the world? 21 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,520 In fact, they left him. 22 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:28,978 Hey, 23 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:37,260 why 24 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:38,260 don't you go dance with Ted Kemp? 25 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:39,940 Are you serious? 26 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,420 Yeah. He looks lonely. 27 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,740 America needs its traditions. 28 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:36,730 In words, it's just that I've had more holes filled in her grandpa's bowling 29 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:38,550 ball. Take me home. Yeah. 30 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,650 Probably shouldn't, because, um, you know, I'm, I'm thinking of you. 31 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:43,629 Going to Dr. 32 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:44,650 Jones. I can drive you. 33 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:31,849 on this drive. 34 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:35,630 Eastbrook needs this W against Picklesburg. And break. 35 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:25,350 we're not fighting could it be 36 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,660 structure that's been apart from other single -celled organisms. 37 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,040 Hello, 38 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,500 my old friend. 39 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:37,760 Living in the past, Hank? 40 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:42,320 You were a bright kid, even if you didn't apply yourself. 41 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,460 I bet there's a lot more you could offer Eastbrook High. 42 00:07:57,170 --> 00:07:58,170 Uh, forget. 43 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:03,530 Forget your preconceptions about bacterial reproduction. 44 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:08,510 Because most of it's asexual, which, you know, you kids should all be. 45 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,630 You know, until true love or whatever. 46 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,070 And use protection. 47 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:20,430 Okay, let's see what kind of nasty bugs live in our mouths. 48 00:08:20,690 --> 00:08:23,630 I just need everybody to spit in this. That's what your mom said. 49 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,440 Hey, come on, guys. Phones away. We have important things to do. 50 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,040 Mr. Wallace? 51 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,559 Yeah, Grace? 52 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,059 What's on our phones is important. 53 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,500 Why aren't we talking about the ick? 54 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:38,619 Okay, great. 55 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,799 Let's talk about the ick. 56 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,520 There's no origin story for ick. 57 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:46,100 We didn't watch it arrive on a meteor or escape from a government lab. 58 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,740 It's just here. 59 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:50,900 First, we hardly noticed. 60 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,360 But each day, year by year, it kept growing. 61 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,520 It doesn't move, at least we don't think. 62 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,700 It's stationary as a plant, growing, spreading slowly. 63 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:02,240 It's omnipresent, but not bothersome enough that cars can't drive down the 64 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,460 street. People can't go about their usual routines. 65 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,760 Most folks choose to ignore the ick altogether, hoping it just goes away. 66 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,500 Especially with rumors swirling that it's starting to attack. 67 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,500 All right. 68 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,800 Bring up your future dishes on the desk, please. 69 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:18,960 Have a good day. 70 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,280 Hey, Grace. 71 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,500 How's your mom? 72 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,660 Fine, Mr. Wallace. 73 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,980 Oh, that's good. 74 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,460 That's good. 75 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,600 How's your mom? 76 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,920 Dead. 77 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,640 Despite protests by the school's safety officer, this year's prompting the 78 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,800 millennial to get in the problematic spirit by only consenting to 2000's 79 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:47,700 Did you see Charlie's TikTok about how the ick is pure gluten? 80 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:48,699 What's gluten? 81 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:49,700 Check this out, Jasmine. 82 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,940 Straight up video of the asteroid that brought the ink. That's the scene from 83 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,980 the movie Armageddon. We have to take this problem seriously, not turn it into 84 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:56,980 meme. 85 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,600 Look, the ink is just frankenfood GMOs set free from Monsanto Labs. 86 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,880 That's why I only eat organic. 87 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,400 Bro! 88 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,920 Cultural appropriate much? 89 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:14,040 I'm a 64th Cherokee with receipts, and I'm telling you, Jay Guava wouldn't 90 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,780 approve of your capitalistic colonial mindset, son. 91 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Come on. 92 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,400 Almost lost my appetite. 93 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,540 We're joined now by our political panel. Clearly, the ick disproportionately 94 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:39,920 affects black and brown voters. Well, I heard the ick started in China. 95 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,240 Bad eating weirdos. 96 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,980 Maybe the government will send a team to help clean it up. 97 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,520 Well, we're definitely not getting any help. 98 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,440 Hola, Mr. 99 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,620 Hank. 100 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,480 Hola, Senora Diaz. Mi abuela. 101 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:57,120 She's, um, how do you say bruja? Your grandma likes to make beer? 102 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,410 What a surprise. It's coming from the ick -worshipping leftist cabal. You 103 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,410 kidding me? 104 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:06,450 Bruja is a witch. Mi abuela Bruja says the ick is a gift from the gods. If 105 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:07,990 you're over in front of global warming. 106 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,210 Go. 107 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,890 The ick won't save us, Sofia. 108 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,590 It's vicious. 109 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,350 Are you staring at my boobs? No, I wasn't staring at your boobs. That is so 110 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:18,630 inappropriate. You're a teacher. 111 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,370 You're kidding me again. 112 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,170 The ick does not move, mi amor. 113 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:23,610 Well, I know what I saw. 114 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:30,290 on the American voters is government overreach. Well, you're right, 115 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,830 when the data is clear that vitamin D is an effective... Oh, my God, I'm 116 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:37,950 pregnant. Have some class, you piece of... Prom tickets are now available, 117 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:41,830 so am I. Taking all offers, even gestures, I'm very lonely. 118 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:44,810 Well, Griffin, if he takes you to prom, you'll let him play with your boots. 119 00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:48,690 Okay. Wait, what? No. You want to spend another summer doing steampunk cosplay 120 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,190 at the Ren Faire? How are we friends? 121 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:53,730 Hi. 122 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:55,410 Hey. 123 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:56,690 Watch your drawing. 124 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,590 Wow, that's really good. 125 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:04,730 What kind of monkey is that? 126 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:09,550 Uh, it's a regular monkey. 127 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:11,370 Huh. 128 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:15,570 Problems come up. I'll let you play with my... Never mind. 129 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:20,550 This week's film close rating is Bella Tarr's low cinema masterpiece, Sock and 130 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:25,010 Tango. Enjoy seven hours of Bulgarians being sad in black and white. Or don't. 131 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:29,219 Let's go! 132 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,900 You ladies are moving slower than these tar tentacles! 133 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,200 That's racist. 134 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:38,460 Attaboy. 135 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,620 I'm bored. 136 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,280 Is the ick gonna do anything? 137 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,500 It's been here, like, two months. 138 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,280 Jocelyn, the ick's been here for years. 139 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:52,020 Huh. I guess I just never really noticed what it's doing here. What's anything 140 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:52,879 doing here? 141 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,880 This town sucks. 142 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,650 You girls smoking? No. 143 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,860 I'm good. 144 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,240 This takes a second. 145 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,620 I wrote a new poem. 146 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,000 Industrial Love Stink, number three. 147 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,240 Going for that Ginsberg vibe. 148 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:49,580 I mean, it's what I've... We're on, like, 13 seconds, so I don't, like, care 149 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,580 anything. 150 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,020 But I'll probably minor in poetry when we get to Overland next year. 151 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,119 I'm not going. 152 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,920 Babe. What, you're going to get off the wait list? A wait list is a slow motion 153 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,300 swipe left of college admissions. 154 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,740 I'm not leaving Eastbrook. I'm staying here. 155 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,380 So you just want to grow fat and old eating Velveeta sandwiches like the rest 156 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,339 the proletariat? 157 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,680 Don't be off with my parents. 158 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:25,020 Hank, heaven knows I hate to jinx a sale, but doesn't it seem kind of stupid 159 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,640 a... D -R -U -N -K. 160 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,280 To buy B -A -R. 161 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,160 Honey, Hank's smarter than he looks. 162 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,500 Thanks. 163 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,400 Hank. Do you guys think the ick is in the plumbing and we're all drinking it? 164 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,280 Probably. Congratulations, Hank. 165 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,440 Cool. Thank you. Are we done? Can we go home now? Grace, don't be rude. 166 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,620 Grace has been down in the dumps ever since she got weightless to that 167 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,379 Thanks, Dad. 168 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,940 Tell the world what a loser I am. There is no shame here. 169 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:59,870 As an Asian American, Grace had to score 150 points higher on the SATs than her 170 00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:04,050 Caucasian counterparts just to be considered for the same Ivy League. Now 171 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,390 wants to skip college entirely. 172 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,550 Yes, parents. Tell me more about me. 173 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:13,090 Delaying life never really works out. That's why we see the dentist every six 174 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:14,049 months. 175 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,090 Fade with them from here. 176 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:16,569 Totes fave teach. 177 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:20,230 Mrs. Brown is my totes fave teach. Mrs. Brown has booing gums. Grace is a 178 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:23,490 Capricorn. January 10th, she hates unmet goals. 179 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,130 January? No, Grace is born in February. 180 00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:27,230 Grace, are you not a python? 181 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,110 Don't tell Ted! 182 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:37,550 We're closed! 183 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,610 Why don't we celebrate? 184 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,650 December, November, October. 185 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:45,130 Fish, mercury, rice, carbs. 186 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,790 Chinese. She was conceived in April, not May. MSG. All Asian food will kill you, 187 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,030 hon. We're Asian, dad. 188 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,310 I don't think so. 189 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,790 I don't think that Asian food is so bad. 190 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:01,930 You know? 191 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:03,110 I read it. 192 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:14,370 Oh, shoot. Well, you never know. 193 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:21,970 So I said to the salesman, this doesn't look like Mojave ivory metallic to me. 194 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:25,030 And he said, Ted, you've got a real nose for detail. 195 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:26,829 This is... 196 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,510 is iridium ivory metallic. 197 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,970 And since we fouled up and sold the Mojave ivory metallic to a coke dealer 198 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:38,150 Wickelsburg, you can have the iridium ivory metallic intended for him with 199 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:42,390 bulletproof UV protected windows at no extra charge. 200 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:48,490 Louis Vuitton pepper spray for you to fend off handsy college boys. 201 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,690 Hopefully you still get to use it. Think about what you're saying for just 202 00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:55,530 like... One goddamn second, Mom. 203 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:59,870 Great. Wouldn't you agree you need to invest in your future? Sweetheart, Dr. 204 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:03,470 Kirk asks you to stop lecturing in the form of a question. Darling, do you 205 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,530 recall Dr. 206 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:10,089 Kirk asking you to recognize my need to process information my way? 207 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:14,190 That's wonderful, dear. It's delightful having an expert's opinion on your 208 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:17,390 compulsive need for expensive toys. Angel, Dr. 209 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:23,589 Kirk says my desire for beautiful things is natural and healthy. 210 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,150 Well, I hope your car doesn't turn into a pumpkin. Pumpkin. 211 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,630 Jesus! 212 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:30,810 Stop nice fighting. 213 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:34,450 Who cares about tans and luxury cars? There's a monster on the lawn. 214 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,430 Monster swing? 215 00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:50,870 UV light. 216 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,010 Fascinating, Captain. 217 00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:01,230 All right, Hank. 218 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:02,610 It's go time. 219 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:13,670 Live from 220 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,410 NYC. Challenge. 221 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:20,030 Despite the viral TikTok trends we've seen in America, school health officials 222 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:24,270 ask you to not lick the ick. And for the love of God, do not do the ick. 223 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:29,390 This is what we in the industry call a kick -ass letter of recommendation from 224 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:31,310 your toe -thick babe teach. 225 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:33,570 After some such a joy. 226 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:35,670 Grace, 227 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,330 no, it's to help you get off the wait list. 228 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:42,590 My parents must be super desperate to talk you into this. 229 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,490 Grace, hey, you know the Beatles, right? The what? 230 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:46,770 The Beatles. 231 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,900 The Beatles spent three years in Hamburg, okay? 232 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,960 But do you know how they became the best band in the world? They had a unique 233 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,680 dual songwriting team in Lennon and McCartney that accepted constructive 234 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,340 criticism resulting in albums with few fillers alongside innovative marketing 235 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,140 with concept albums and music videos. 236 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400 That's good. 237 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,940 Grace, you have so much potential. 238 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,780 That's the polite way of saying I'm not good enough the way I am. 239 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,340 Yachtoon, you're old. 240 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:27,400 You know, Sofia, I've been practicing my Spanish. 241 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,080 And I thought, maybe, perhaps you might tutor me? 242 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,320 Paquito. 243 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400 Paquito. 244 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,580 Quiero montar esta noche en mi cuchillo. 245 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,580 Do you use such filthy words to seduce great Kim? 246 00:20:50,429 --> 00:20:55,690 I will not go. Turn the lights off. 247 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,190 Carry me home. 248 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,379 Hey, Meowie. 249 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:31,460 I know you're still alive. 250 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,560 Buddy? 251 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,680 That's better, right? 252 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:38,900 Well, 253 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,360 hey. Long time, friend. 254 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,700 But, uh, bar's not even open yet. 255 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,080 Don't even have any booze. 256 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200 Where's the key? 257 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,020 Okay. One more. 258 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,860 Then I'm cutting you off. 259 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,000 Never mind. 260 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,200 I'm gonna call you a doctor, right? 261 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,500 Thank you. 262 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,320 this nectar of the gun. 263 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,760 Fear not the plague. Use the rubber. 264 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,400 Bro, you gotta tell me which of these bitches are legal. 265 00:23:56,140 --> 00:24:03,140 Sarah Q, Ashley T, Tia, Tara, Mackenzie G, Mackenzie F, Tori, Zoe, Amber, Why 266 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:07,800 does Mr. Wallace even give a shit anyway? 267 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,120 Who does he think he is? 268 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,060 Maybe she's had enough. I'm fine. 269 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:16,720 Why don't you go find Heather? She is madly in love with you. 270 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,420 Don't be a cop. 271 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:28,640 Hey, guys, guys. 272 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,760 Hank Walden? 273 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440 Ah, man! 274 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,420 Guys, if you won't believe it, I can't even explain it. There was a cat and a 275 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,420 man and a hick. 276 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,220 A hick. A hick. 277 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,800 A hick is horrible. 278 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,420 Hey, why don't you take a ride with us? We're about to bust up a high school 279 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:51,300 kicker at the whole boy's house and steal their beer. Party like we're 18 280 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,240 We even brought an old friend. 281 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,520 Yo. 282 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,580 The ancient one. 283 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,480 Oh, well, 284 00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:05,100 we did have fun back in the day, boys, but I'm going to have to say that I'm a 285 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,280 little too old for that these days. 286 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,380 And, you know, just saying this as a friend, sometimes you got to admit when 287 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,380 have a problem. 288 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:16,960 I'm afraid we cannot allow you to be such a wet blanket. 289 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,500 The old Hank Wallace was a dope bro. 290 00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:22,840 What's with all this wee -wee -wee? 291 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,840 He never turned down the opportunity to get turned up. 292 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,140 Not a lot of the old Hank Maffei things, boys. 293 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,540 I've got a big surprise for you. 294 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280 Hank. 295 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:37,740 She's been asking for you, Hank. 296 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,180 Sophia. Mr. Hank. 297 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,020 Mi amor. 298 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,020 I don't think so. 299 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:50,300 En español, por favor. 300 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,900 Just one. 301 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,320 What? 302 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,280 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 303 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,600 Possessed is an ugly word for such a beautiful experience. 304 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,940 The icksies are valued. We were chosen. 305 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,940 For those it does not value, it 306 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:04,460 consumes. 307 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:10,600 You can't take it off me. I'll never move to the Cowboys again. 308 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:17,800 It's overwhelming and numbing. 309 00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:23,410 Yeah. That's why we gotta leave Eastbrook. 310 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,450 Eastbrook? No. 311 00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:27,730 I'm talking about the ick. 312 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,870 I think the ick is watching us. 313 00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:32,770 Did you see Celeste is rocking cornrows on Insta? 314 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,410 Someone has to stop her. 315 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,450 This isn't a joke, Dylan. 316 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:39,390 No, it isn't, Grace. 317 00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,710 Cultural colonialism is literal violence. 318 00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,810 The ick never stole the hair of my people. 319 00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:49,130 Look, I'm gonna go make a round. 320 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,720 Who are you snapping? 321 00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,580 Was it that nose guard from Wittelsburg? 322 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,620 Backstabbing, ho. 323 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:37,700 Great, listen to me. The cops are coming to break up the party at Hobart's. If 324 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,820 you're there, you need to leave now. 325 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:43,880 Okay, you're in danger. In case I never see you again, I need you to know that 326 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,160 I... I might be your dad. 327 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:52,340 Hey, oh, we had sex that one time, and trust me, you ain't nobody's daddy, 328 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,800 Didn't you say you was moving to Kansas? This is gross. 329 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:59,320 Yeah, this is not a good time. I gotta go. I'm in Kansas. 330 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:05,070 Hypnotizing I am. 331 00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:07,810 Captivated I am. 332 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,230 Vindicated! I am selfish! 333 00:29:11,530 --> 00:29:12,550 I am wrong! 334 00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:15,250 I am right! I swear I'm right! 335 00:29:17,770 --> 00:29:18,450 Thanks 336 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:25,770 for 337 00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:26,770 saying you liked my monkey. 338 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:29,850 Your regular monkey? 339 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,260 All right, Darcy. 340 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,040 10 minutes of heat from you to me. 341 00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:36,200 It's killing people. It's eating them alive. 342 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,000 Everyone has to get to safety. 343 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:46,080 Mr. Wallace, I know a man who could use a beer when I see one. Just grab 344 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,520 yourself a cup. God damn it. 345 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,420 Do you kids all want to be zombies? 346 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,820 And not the cool, sexy kind like in Harry Potter? 347 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,180 Take it rolling, thug. 348 00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,880 I'm talking the demonic, soulless type. 349 00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,440 Grace, Grace. 350 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,820 Get out of here. We gotta go. What the hell? 351 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,540 Take your pervy minutes off her. 352 00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:07,270 Look, Dylan, I don't expect you to understand. 353 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,410 I just have to get her out of here. 354 00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:11,390 Oh, I get it. 355 00:32:11,970 --> 00:32:13,990 Screwed the mom, now you've got to screw the daughter. 356 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:16,050 That's some real Freudian noise. 357 00:32:16,430 --> 00:32:17,430 Weird old damn. 358 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:19,610 Hey, don't be ableist. Okay. 359 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:23,770 Look, just because you threw a ball a billion years ago doesn't make you 360 00:32:23,770 --> 00:32:28,330 special. I can throw a ball, and when I'm gone, someone else will throw a 361 00:32:28,910 --> 00:32:29,970 Nothing means nothing. 362 00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:33,030 Go. 363 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,680 Please. 364 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:13,830 when it was just getting good. 365 00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:15,690 That's gotta hurt. 366 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:17,730 Am I right? 367 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:26,110 I think the way Jason talks to you is totally misogynistic. 368 00:33:26,410 --> 00:33:27,850 I mean, calling you a hoe? 369 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:32,670 Personally, I don't see gender. If I did, I would worship women. 370 00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:35,150 That doesn't make any sense. 371 00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:38,110 Gender binary doesn't make sense to me. 372 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:54,000 Monogamy is a tool of the patriarchy to keep women oppressed and survive. 373 00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:56,240 Now let's get nasty. 374 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,080 You are going to bang a teenager, stud. 375 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,260 How much are you going to miss all these knuckleheads after you graduate? 376 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:59,720 Well, my favorite French modernist, my fellow shard, said, 377 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,500 we give each other memories when we leave each other. 378 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,200 Yeah, I have no idea what you just said. 379 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:15,200 And that is why you are the coolest girl in Eastbrook. 380 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,420 I'm not calling for that again, douche novel. 381 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:31,439 No, I'm just kidding! 382 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,340 I think I'm going to Picklesburg next weekend. I've never been. 383 00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:44,700 It's a capuchin. 384 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:48,320 What? My regular monkey. 385 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,520 It's called a capuchin. 386 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,920 I like that. 387 00:36:09,870 --> 00:36:10,549 It wasn't me. 388 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:12,630 W, is someone watching you tinkle? 389 00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:15,770 Listen up, scum suck. 390 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,970 Exposing pedos is extremely our shit. 391 00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:25,170 Don't let it touch you. Obviously. 392 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:29,230 Whoa, Mr. Wallace? 393 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:35,230 Oh, 394 00:38:36,970 --> 00:38:37,970 man. 395 00:38:38,770 --> 00:38:41,910 Debra, I'm sorry I called you a hoe. 396 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,720 Hey, what's the most important location in this town? 397 00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:11,070 My name is Dr. 398 00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:17,070 Althea Prentiss, and I am in charge of the federal response in this state. Now, 399 00:40:17,070 --> 00:40:20,790 the governor has spoken to your mayor, and we have been ordered out of 400 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:25,590 to our main mission. We are not abandoning you, Eastbrook. I'm leaving 401 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,870 contingent to fortify this building. 402 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:30,890 I suggest that you stay inside there. 403 00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:33,550 We cannot help you if you go outside. 404 00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:38,550 What could be more important than the taxpayers of Eastbrook? 405 00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:42,190 We're headed to Wickelsburg to protect their hydroelectric dam. 406 00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:44,670 Dang. Wickelsburg. 407 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:46,510 Here's what we know so far. 408 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:53,430 After decades in stasis, the intercellular kinoplasm known as ICK 409 00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:56,690 has reached its kinetic state. 410 00:40:57,770 --> 00:41:02,410 How long will that last? We don't know for certain, but we are estimating 411 00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:04,950 four to eight years. 412 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,420 No, please, people, listen to me, listen to me. The government cannot save you 413 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:17,080 right now, okay? We simply do not have the resources, not without raising 414 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,020 Big government socialism. 415 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,680 Oh, come on, coach. 416 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:24,360 You come to the school at $5 ,000 to get a jacuzzi in the boys' locker room. 417 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:27,960 Oh, so football is socialism now, Hank? 418 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,100 You make me sick. People of East, listen to me, okay? 419 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:36,220 Barricade your doors and your windows, okay? 420 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,610 Stop up your sinks and your drains. 421 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:42,350 And for God's sake, please, again, do not go outside. 422 00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:44,770 Our kids can still go to prom tomorrow, right? 423 00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:47,170 Uh, yeah. You should definitely cancel prom. 424 00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:49,850 My daughter is going to be prom queen. 425 00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:54,470 How dare you try to take that away from us? Ma 'am, I am not trying to take 426 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,010 anything away from anybody. 427 00:41:56,290 --> 00:42:01,610 I am just merely saying that this information... Children died last night. 428 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:03,330 False flag. 429 00:42:03,770 --> 00:42:04,810 Process actors. 430 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,029 Ted Kim. 431 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:08,850 Kim Real Estate. If I may. 432 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:12,610 What? I think we're all on the same page here, Doctor. 433 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,810 East Brookings need our lives to proceed as normal. 434 00:42:16,130 --> 00:42:17,730 Otherwise, see it win. 435 00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:20,570 Wouldn't you agree, Doctor Prentiss? 436 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:22,810 No. 437 00:42:24,530 --> 00:42:27,730 Well, I'm sure we agree that's just your opinion. 438 00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:31,330 And wouldn't you also agree that we are entitled to our opinions? 439 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:33,410 Hell no! 440 00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:34,990 Don't go outside! 441 00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:41,370 But the fact that an average Joe like me can step up and have his ideas 442 00:42:41,370 --> 00:42:45,570 respected as equal to an expert, that's what makes this country really super. 443 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,510 Listen up, you ruse. 444 00:42:48,790 --> 00:42:51,830 You've got to take responsibility for your own... 445 00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:58,570 If they wanted to build a mosque, they'd take it 446 00:42:58,570 --> 00:43:01,570 seriously. Oh, Dr. Prentiss, please wait. 447 00:43:01,910 --> 00:43:04,650 You're absolutely right about the dangers of the ick. I've experienced 448 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:08,740 firsthand. I'm Hank Wallace, a science teacher here in Eastbrook. I have a 449 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:10,380 theory about the ick. 450 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:15,140 Please. You're right about the ick going through a new stage of growth. 451 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:21,840 But it's also going through a stage of active cellular respiration. However, it 452 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,160 still maintains a stage of photosynthesis. 453 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,760 Meaning, it still has to hibernate. 454 00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,860 And that is how we kill the ick. 455 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:33,820 See, because it's eukaryote. And it collects UV light, converts it into 456 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:34,820 energy. 457 00:43:35,690 --> 00:43:37,910 But it can't convert and collect at the same time. 458 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:43,110 That's why it only grows in the dark, outside and inside. 459 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:47,750 But UV light, UV light, man, stops dead in its tracks. 460 00:43:48,730 --> 00:43:50,090 Wow. Yeah. 461 00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:53,310 Hold that thought. Okay. 462 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,190 Phone. Keep going. 463 00:43:59,190 --> 00:44:01,530 Hello, Mr. President. 464 00:44:01,830 --> 00:44:02,549 My God. 465 00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:07,240 Yes. Eastbrook High School science teacher has presented the precise 466 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,500 breakthrough we need to win this whole damn war. 467 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,080 UV light, sir. 468 00:44:13,180 --> 00:44:15,200 No, no one has considered it before. 469 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,480 All right. 470 00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:20,100 You think he deserves a Nobel Prize? 471 00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:23,400 Well, please, sir, transfer me to the King of Sweden. 472 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:27,720 You can stop now. Hello? Is this Carl Gustav, King of Sweden and presenter of 473 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,040 Nobel Prizes? I'll just go. 474 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,780 Sir, what do you mean there's no Nobel Prize for super obvious shit we figured 475 00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:36,060 out from day one? 476 00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:40,500 We know about the UV light dipshit. 477 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,120 It's a goddamn plant. 478 00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:47,080 Unfortunately, due to our supply chain, we have a limited quantity of bulbs. 479 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,560 And all of our surplus has been shipped to... Don't say it. 480 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,040 Nicholsburg. 481 00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:08,110 Her name is Noelle. 482 00:45:08,690 --> 00:45:13,450 I have a dream about her. She rings my bell. 483 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:18,370 I got you in class in half an hour. Oh, how she rocks. 484 00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:24,990 But she doesn't know who I am. 485 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:32,990 What the globalists don't want you to know is that eating it gives men 486 00:45:32,990 --> 00:45:34,850 extreme sexual... 487 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,460 You will gain technical power! 488 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:45,220 I'll show you! I'll prove it to you right now! You gotta take a look at 489 00:46:03,370 --> 00:46:07,670 We're skipping the vaccine. The it boosts all of our immune systems by 490 00:46:07,670 --> 00:46:11,230 positive gut probiotics or whatever into the air. 491 00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:13,230 Oh. Oh. 492 00:46:13,490 --> 00:46:16,310 I think I got it on my shoe. 493 00:46:22,490 --> 00:46:24,950 Look, I know what y 'all are going to say. 494 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:28,690 Hank, you're an alcoholic. 495 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:31,830 What the hell are you doing opening a bar? 496 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,460 On the contrary, Hank. 497 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,520 We want you to do whatever makes you happy. Live a little. Let go. 498 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,420 Surrender to a higher power. 499 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,180 Come. 500 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,440 Never crave alcohol again. 501 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,760 No pee. 502 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,320 No bliss. 503 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,660 Suck it up on me! 504 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,320 The sun was way too bright today. 505 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,140 I've been thinking, babe, I support your decision to stay in Eastbrook. 506 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:14,380 This is a wonderful town. 507 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,480 What's gotten into you? 508 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,400 One way up in the backseat. 509 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,040 Don't take that the wrong way, but you totally look like shit. 510 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:27,120 My appearance is all that matters. 511 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,380 So sexually normative, babe. 512 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,860 We shouldn't be out here at night. 513 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,460 It's just Fugo's panopticon. 514 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,940 Fear gets you from joy. 515 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:44,140 Stay down, kid. 516 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,720 You, Mr. Waller. 517 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,280 Hey, you okay? 518 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,800 Want a ride? 519 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,020 Green! 520 00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:57,220 I'm sorry! 521 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,040 Okay? Hey, go throw a ball, kid. 522 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,640 You know, Grace, some boys in the animal kingdom... Oh, I don't need to hear 523 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,920 about the birds and the bees, Mr. Waller. I'm 18. 524 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,160 Not the birds and the bees. 525 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:23,360 The wasp and the tarantula. 526 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,300 The female hawk wasp, when she is ready to lay her eggs, she paralyzes the 527 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:31,420 tarantula with her stinger that then lays her eggs in its abdomen. 528 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,020 When the larvae are ready to hatch, they eat the tarantula from the inside out. 529 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,620 You know what I mean? That being pregnant is like getting eaten alive by 530 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:41,620 parasite? 531 00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:46,690 What I mean is, I think Dylan is trying to put something inside you. 532 00:48:46,930 --> 00:48:48,410 He's already put it inside me. 533 00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:50,870 Ah, did not need to hear that. 534 00:48:51,570 --> 00:48:53,050 I think Dylan is infected. 535 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,430 With what? 536 00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,390 Did you see his athletic physical? 537 00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:59,870 I swear, he gave me the clap after he promised. 538 00:49:03,330 --> 00:49:04,330 What's happening? 539 00:49:05,950 --> 00:49:06,950 It's in the engine. 540 00:49:17,390 --> 00:49:18,169 Are you okay? 541 00:49:18,170 --> 00:49:19,170 I think so. 542 00:49:25,210 --> 00:49:26,470 Shit. Fuck. 543 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,470 I surround you. 544 00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,070 Please don't post this. 545 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:40,970 I'm texting my cousin. He dragged the tow truck. 546 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,250 Oh, nice. 547 00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:46,170 Well, in the meantime, we could get to know each other a little. You know, have 548 00:49:46,170 --> 00:49:49,020 a... A bonding sesh. Oh, my gosh. 549 00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:50,380 So awkward. 550 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,660 Well, you know, we might have a lot in common. You know, like, um... What's 551 00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,660 fave animal? 552 00:49:55,860 --> 00:50:00,240 Um, mine is... Mine's a narwhal. Penguins are also... Keep coming on to 553 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,180 Wallace, and you'll be sorry. No warning shots. 554 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,660 I could never, ever... I'm incapable of thinking of you that way. 555 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:09,940 Hmm. 556 00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:11,960 It all makes sense now. 557 00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:13,220 It does. 558 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,160 Right? You're gay. 559 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,660 Hard to believe you could take an hour over dial -up to get a video. Was that 560 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:25,640 before or after your family died of cholera? Ha ha, laugh it up. 561 00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:29,340 One day you'll be explaining Instagram to your cyborg children. Got any food? 562 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,360 Starving. 563 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,400 Weird. 564 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:43,600 Oh, yeah. Well, ever been to a steakhouse? You know, aged beef that 565 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,060 tenderness and the flavor? 566 00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:48,310 I can't believe you're a science teacher. I wanted to be an English 567 00:50:48,310 --> 00:50:49,750 all the positions were filled. 568 00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:50,970 It was a wait list. 569 00:50:51,450 --> 00:50:52,670 Not enough science degrees. 570 00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:54,010 It's really lame. 571 00:51:01,830 --> 00:51:02,830 Maybe Daddy. 572 00:51:03,150 --> 00:51:05,650 Are you maybe somebody's baby daddy, Mr. Wallace? 573 00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,550 Knock up a cheerleader back in your swinging dick days. 574 00:51:24,590 --> 00:51:25,710 No, this can't be happening. 575 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:30,090 My asshole dad is my asshole dad, not this upside -down asshole. 576 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:32,010 There's no easy way to explain this, Grace. 577 00:51:32,370 --> 00:51:38,350 But you don't exactly look, you know, and your dad is, you know, and you are, 578 00:51:38,450 --> 00:51:40,790 you know, and you better hold on to something. 579 00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:53,330 So 18 years later, it finally occurred to you that I might be your daughter? 580 00:51:53,590 --> 00:51:55,510 I just thought it was impossible. 581 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:59,690 I thought that you were conceived too late, and I figured that half the town 582 00:51:59,690 --> 00:52:03,790 could be your father. Wow. I just mean that your mom probably had sex with a 583 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:05,250 of people. Yeah, yeah, I got that. Thanks. 584 00:52:07,010 --> 00:52:10,630 Hey, you could just think about me as like your cool uncle, right? Who takes 585 00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:14,830 to Disney World and Parenthood. Stop it. I'm not some dude bro's fugitive 586 00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:15,830 chromosome. Dude bro? 587 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,250 But, but... But nothing. 588 00:52:17,530 --> 00:52:18,530 You're not my dad. 589 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,140 And even if you are, you never will be. Wow. 590 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,500 I'm having, like, total déjà vu. 591 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,440 No, it's not worse. 592 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,280 Luke, Darth, Father. 593 00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:31,780 Please, God, say I'm not related to this moron. 594 00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:35,180 You know, I didn't want this. I didn't mean for this to happen. Cool. 595 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:36,960 Never happened. 596 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,120 My cousin's on his way. Oh, cool, cool. 597 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,500 You know, but... Shut up. We don't have to talk, you know. Silence is golden. 598 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:46,698 Silence is golden. 599 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:47,700 But, um... 600 00:52:47,710 --> 00:52:48,810 Great. Itch. 601 00:52:49,610 --> 00:52:50,930 Leave me alone! 602 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,250 You should leave. 603 00:52:54,410 --> 00:52:55,368 No, shit! 604 00:52:55,370 --> 00:52:57,890 You should leave Eastbrook and you should change your mind about going to 605 00:52:57,890 --> 00:53:00,230 college. Why? I'm not leaving. You leave. 606 00:53:00,530 --> 00:53:02,070 Yeah, I... I tried. 607 00:53:04,670 --> 00:53:06,910 Are you dadding me right now? 608 00:53:08,230 --> 00:53:10,090 I know it's scary to think about leaving. 609 00:53:10,310 --> 00:53:12,230 I get that. Really, I do. 610 00:53:12,590 --> 00:53:15,170 But, you know, big cities are filled with amazing things. 611 00:53:15,410 --> 00:53:20,900 You know, like museums and... Fancy restaurants and Dave and... Busters? 612 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,380 You are dadding me right now. 613 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,000 What do you want with a teenage daughter anyway? We're complicated and mean. 614 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:30,180 I don't think I really have much of a choice here. Will you stop saying that? 615 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,800 Look, do you really want to be the only florist with a 1500 on her SATs? 616 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:37,700 Look, moron. 617 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:45,000 You can't come into my life after 18 years and suddenly claim me like a value 618 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000 -backed coupon. 619 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,940 Where were you when I skinned my knee? 620 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,500 Or when my guinea pig died? 621 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,760 Or when the boy I like asked another girl to homecoming? 622 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,540 You can't beat Disney dad, Mr. Wallace. 623 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,000 You don't know shit about me. 624 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:09,900 And you sure as hell don't know shit about family. 625 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,400 Family is why I stayed in Eastbrook. 626 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,660 Don't make the same mistake that I did, Grace. 627 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,980 You know, it took me a long time to realize that family and Eastbrook are 628 00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:22,839 the same thing. 629 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,800 In fact, Eastbrook kind of sucks. 630 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:26,180 How does family? 631 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,500 Sometimes. 632 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:31,340 But you know, family is kind of like a band, and Eastbrook is like the best 633 00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:32,340 of all time. The Beatles. 634 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,440 Creep. 635 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,620 It's hard to imagine a more perfect album than Human Clay. 636 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,820 But then the band broke up soon after. 637 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,120 Band always breaks up. 638 00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:44,820 But you, Grace, you. 639 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:46,550 Our Scott staff. 640 00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:51,510 Who the fuck is Creed? 641 00:54:57,770 --> 00:54:58,870 I'm not your daughter. 642 00:55:03,790 --> 00:55:05,230 Are you kidding me, young lady? 643 00:55:05,450 --> 00:55:06,870 Shut up, Jack. Mr. 644 00:55:07,110 --> 00:55:08,110 Waller. 645 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,600 The mole. What? The penicillin. What are you saying? 646 00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:20,740 See? 647 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:23,860 Penicillin was created when moles got into a petri dish and released a toxin 648 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:25,460 into the bacteria that the scientists were growing. 649 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,940 Ha -ha! Eat your poison! 650 00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:29,260 Uh, we're not working. 651 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:30,760 Quit thinking, Dr. Science. 652 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,118 Let it go! 653 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,640 I'll let it go this time, Grace, but cigarettes? 654 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,640 The ick, you idiot! Let it go! 655 00:55:47,569 --> 00:55:48,569 Plane thrower, please. 656 00:56:07,770 --> 00:56:08,770 I'm out. 657 00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:10,030 Chris, 658 00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:13,370 are you okay? 659 00:56:31,660 --> 00:56:32,660 Let's get the hell out of here. 660 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,980 And stay away from my mom if she ends up single. 661 00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:07,810 I thought I found the road somewhere. 662 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:37,940 Is this possible? 663 00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:40,180 It's the ick. 664 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,800 It absorbed me into the earth all those years ago. 665 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,480 This town. 666 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,520 This country. 667 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,400 This whole rotten planet. 668 00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,100 It's fallen apart at the seams. 669 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,020 The ick is the thread that will pull it back together. 670 00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:02,620 Well, good luck. 671 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,580 It's going to take a lot more than some lab -grown goo to... 672 00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:07,940 Fix all that. 673 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,680 Or maybe you're bacteria. 674 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,960 I don't know. 675 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,360 Alien. 676 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,860 It's a program, son. 677 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,800 And I'll tell you what that program is. 678 00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:24,860 Yeah. 679 00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:34,700 A program of chaos that rewrites itself, breaks its rules, creates 680 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:36,160 the fear of the random. 681 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,610 You will never know how it works. 682 00:58:39,230 --> 00:58:43,070 Its goal is contradiction and confusion. 683 00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:47,230 No rhyme or reason. Because it overwhelms. 684 00:58:47,530 --> 00:58:48,970 Some it devours. 685 00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:52,110 Some it resurrects. 686 00:58:53,050 --> 00:58:57,910 You will ignore it and do nothing. 687 00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:03,070 From a world of many, we all become ick. 688 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,700 It can fix anything, son. 689 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,360 Anything. 690 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,000 It can even fix that leg of yours. 691 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,300 It's not my leg that's broken. 692 00:59:39,150 --> 00:59:40,650 Not your first swing and miss. 693 00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:44,650 What I want to know is why nobody cares that we're in danger. 694 00:59:45,430 --> 00:59:46,430 Danger from what? 695 00:59:48,430 --> 00:59:49,910 The ick attacked me. 696 00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:52,810 Babe, the ick attacked everyone. 697 00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:05,270 The very 698 01:00:05,270 --> 01:00:06,850 best moments of my life were on this field. 699 01:00:07,130 --> 01:00:08,130 And the very worst. 700 01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:14,040 Dreams of going to college, NFL, owning a mansion in Beverly Hills, a vacation 701 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:20,480 house in France, and a series of Viagra commercials, wearing a flannel, 702 01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:23,300 chopping wood for Crystal Blue Lake. 703 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:26,540 And you. 704 01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,600 I lost it all right here. 705 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,280 Don't be so dramatic. 706 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,320 Disgrace my daughter. 707 01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:38,740 What? 708 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,840 No. 709 01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:41,940 Is that why you dragged me out here? 710 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,940 Daisy, just wait, please. 711 01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,780 Hey. 712 01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:55,160 Can you just give me this one thing, please? 713 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:57,880 Just tell me that's possible. 714 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,740 It's absolutely impossible. 715 01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:27,290 Grace, don't ever think my death is your fault. 716 01:01:27,930 --> 01:01:29,490 I've wanted this for a long time. 717 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:33,670 Consider me your cautionary tale. 718 01:01:34,830 --> 01:01:36,110 Don't repeat my mistakes. 719 01:01:37,450 --> 01:01:39,050 Find happiness wherever you can. 720 01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:41,050 Grab it. 721 01:01:42,510 --> 01:01:43,650 And never let go. 722 01:02:16,810 --> 01:02:17,990 Dead frickin' Kim. 723 01:02:29,650 --> 01:02:30,810 Hello, Eastboro guys. 724 01:02:31,270 --> 01:02:35,170 We're gonna start this night off right. This next song takes me back to 2002. 725 01:02:36,490 --> 01:02:38,330 Paris Hilton recorded her first thick tape. 726 01:02:38,810 --> 01:02:40,670 American Steel really? 9 -11? 727 01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,630 Never forget! 728 01:02:44,590 --> 01:02:45,590 What a prick. 729 01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:46,870 Live and let live. 730 01:02:47,810 --> 01:02:48,810 Nice shirt. 731 01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:56,010 You think maybe we should barricade the doors, you know, in case of the ick? No, 732 01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:59,290 the government will take care of it. The ick is an agent of natural selection. 733 01:02:59,650 --> 01:03:03,450 Next generation is going to be faster, smarter, probably get some good 734 01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:04,450 cornerbacks out of it. 735 01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:20,890 Baby, the rubber broke. 736 01:03:21,350 --> 01:03:23,390 Baby, there was no rubber. 737 01:03:36,550 --> 01:03:37,550 Heather, 738 01:03:38,830 --> 01:03:40,730 ask him to dance now. 739 01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:45,150 Would you like that? 740 01:03:45,370 --> 01:03:46,370 I'd love to. 741 01:03:48,990 --> 01:03:51,470 I'm... I'm not going over the next year. 742 01:03:51,970 --> 01:03:52,970 What? 743 01:03:53,190 --> 01:03:54,210 I'm staying here. 744 01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:56,590 I... I want to be with you forever. 745 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:07,010 God damn this song, Rips. 746 01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:11,650 Great. 747 01:04:31,690 --> 01:04:32,690 you do them 748 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,260 What the heck are you wearing? Ted, you gotta get out of here. No can do, buddy. 749 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,880 Gotta make sure the kids do Dairy Queen and get home safe. That's an EDM outfit, 750 01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:08,980 isn't it? 751 01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:13,700 Ted, the ick is coming. 752 01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,020 The ick? 753 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,280 It's already here. 754 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,300 Besides, where will we go? 755 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:19,700 It's everywhere else, too. 756 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,160 Ted, let's get my daughter into safety. 757 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000 You're the daughter? 758 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,800 Maybe. 759 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,640 Ted. 760 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:35,840 About Stacy. 761 01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:06,499 Grace, my daughter. 762 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,580 Hey, we're going to die. Maybe now's a good time to get something up. You're 763 01:06:09,580 --> 01:06:10,620 Jeff. Yeah. 764 01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:11,960 The egg. 765 01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:17,560 Oh, damn it. The windows are UV protected. 766 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,120 Screw you, Mercedes. 767 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,520 I'll break the glass. 768 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,120 Bulletproof glass. 769 01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:27,160 It needs bulletproof glass. 770 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,960 And it is broke. You threw it in free. 771 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,420 Fuck, Mercedes. 772 01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:31,460 Look, Hank. 773 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,560 About Grace. 774 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:33,940 She... 775 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,460 No for ick or no for green. 776 01:06:38,780 --> 01:06:40,580 Yes, just for wick. 777 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,980 America needs its traditions. 778 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,100 Don't you love me? I'm staying in Eastbrook for you. 779 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,380 Dylan. You're right, babe. 780 01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:53,780 We need to fix this town, not run from it. No. 781 01:07:54,980 --> 01:07:56,040 Are you serious? 782 01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,400 Grace. 783 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,100 Don't have sex with him. Are you serious? You can have sex with a million 784 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,420 that's what you want. It's not. Just not with him, okay? He is it. 785 01:08:05,940 --> 01:08:08,880 The old white guy saving the virginity of a helpless female? 786 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,200 No. 787 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:12,320 I'm okay with it. 788 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:15,560 That's mouth -to -mouth football, kid. 789 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:17,700 Sorry about your bra. 790 01:08:47,399 --> 01:08:51,880 Hey, Grace, I really do want you to have a meaningful, safe relationship with 791 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:52,880 boys, you know? 792 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,660 So not the time for this talk. 793 01:08:55,060 --> 01:08:59,180 They say we're infected, but I'll show you them the ones who are truly 794 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,660 Infected by anger, by pain, insecurity, jealousy. 795 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:05,260 Inside. 796 01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:32,510 More playing around, Grace. 797 01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:34,850 Time to embrace our future. 798 01:09:50,569 --> 01:09:51,569 Hey! 799 01:09:55,290 --> 01:09:56,289 Hey, kid. 800 01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:57,590 That might sting a little. 801 01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:15,370 Mr. Wallace, I'm going to reach down your throat, squeeze your colon, and 802 01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:16,430 you inside out. 803 01:10:16,950 --> 01:10:18,490 You know what your problem is, Dylan? 804 01:10:20,010 --> 01:10:21,010 You're a phony. 805 01:10:21,370 --> 01:10:23,110 You haven't read half the shit you quote. 806 01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:27,110 You summarize for Wikipedia and we'll book this like a weapon. 807 01:10:27,610 --> 01:10:28,730 You're a sad... 808 01:10:28,990 --> 01:10:30,730 Pathetic asshole without an original thought. 809 01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:33,370 You're just like everyone else. 810 01:10:40,050 --> 01:10:44,010 I need to tell you something. Yeah, I know. You might be my dad. You told me 811 01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,010 already. No. 812 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,590 It's about your real parents. 813 01:10:47,850 --> 01:10:50,610 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're gonna die. 814 01:10:51,670 --> 01:10:52,670 Not here. Where? 815 01:10:53,490 --> 01:10:55,190 No, I mean, we're leaving Eastbrook. 816 01:10:57,730 --> 01:11:02,990 Alive. You and me and the regular monkey 817 01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:02,190 It feels like the heartbreak will never end. 818 01:12:03,810 --> 01:12:06,150 But, um, I'm here for you, Grace. 819 01:12:11,350 --> 01:12:13,190 Heather! Griffin! You're a couple! 820 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:15,750 Mr. Wolfe. 821 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:20,710 All right. 822 01:12:20,830 --> 01:12:22,470 Better get out of here. Find some place to be. 823 01:12:24,550 --> 01:12:26,770 Allergen. Stadium lights emit UV radiation. 824 01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:29,330 Not as much as the sun or a black light, but... 825 01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:30,780 Hopefully enough to keep us safe. 826 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:33,120 Arm yourselves. 827 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:34,500 Whatever you can carry. 828 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,080 Get ready for a fight! 829 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,040 Come on. 830 01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:40,780 You could have just opened it. 831 01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:43,900 I mean, that was super dramatic and all, but... Now I have to crawl over broken 832 01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:44,900 glass. 833 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:11,960 Patch the wires. 834 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,040 Flip all the switches. 835 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,180 Where are you going? 836 01:13:14,260 --> 01:13:16,780 I have to go back out. Turn on the circuit breakers. Without them, there's 837 01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:17,800 power flowing to the halogens. 838 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:20,880 Good luck. 839 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,320 Don't die. 840 01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:33,280 That was super weird. 841 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:34,600 Are you a Mr. Wallace? 842 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:36,200 It's complicated. 843 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,240 None of my business. 844 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000 You can do better. 845 01:14:53,070 --> 01:14:54,070 So much snow. 846 01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:11,310 Oh, hey! 847 01:15:11,690 --> 01:15:14,170 Thanks for looking after our little girl! 848 01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:17,630 Hi, 849 01:15:19,570 --> 01:15:21,650 sweetie. Time to join. 850 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:23,810 Daddy! 851 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,160 I can't, you know, relatively. 852 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:43,600 Come to the light! 853 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:55,440 I want it to be over. He's dead. He should be at peace. 854 01:16:56,460 --> 01:16:57,460 It's not him, Grace. 855 01:16:58,480 --> 01:16:59,480 Everything's going to be okay. 856 01:17:15,670 --> 01:17:16,850 We have to go! 857 01:21:46,220 --> 01:21:47,220 I've been chipping them forever. 858 01:21:58,540 --> 01:21:59,540 Come on. 859 01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,080 Real quick. 860 01:22:14,380 --> 01:22:15,380 Second base. 861 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:18,650 Grace, I need to tell you something. 862 01:22:21,050 --> 01:22:23,550 Whether or not you're my actual daughter, I'm so proud of you. 863 01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:30,010 I'm so glad. 864 01:22:34,010 --> 01:22:35,010 That you're in my life. 865 01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:19,540 Are we done now, or... Hey! 866 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:21,680 High school okay? 867 01:23:22,780 --> 01:23:24,080 Definitely not. 868 01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:27,080 Y 'all hear what happened to Gigglesburg? 869 01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:28,840 Damn close. 870 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:30,860 Hotel was washed away. 871 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:32,240 Dang. 872 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:33,760 Gigglesburg. 873 01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:36,260 What now? 874 01:24:16,180 --> 01:24:17,420 So, how's the new job? 875 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,040 Lucrative. Yeah. 876 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:22,960 Turns out all the economy needed was math suffering. 877 01:24:25,340 --> 01:24:26,340 I'm leaving. 878 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:28,440 Yeah. 879 01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:29,860 I figured. 880 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,920 After all this time, I still don't know what to call you. 881 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:34,560 Mr. Wallace. 882 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,200 Dad. 883 01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:37,380 Don't say teach. 884 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,760 I don't know. 885 01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:41,740 Well, technically, we still don't know. Maybe it's better not to know. 886 01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:43,640 Yeah. 887 01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:44,860 Maybe it's not. 888 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,300 Like father, like maybe daughter. 889 01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:48,960 Hey, hey! 890 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,900 Well, I knew you'd be here. 891 01:24:51,380 --> 01:24:53,820 Got something for you. Hold on. All right. Hit, hit! 892 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,180 Oh, come on! Because he played football! 893 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:57,660 I was a quarterback. 894 01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,420 The government's in turmoil. 895 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,460 Nobody's seen the president in two months. 896 01:25:01,940 --> 01:25:04,220 And yet, the mailman delivers. 897 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,900 Neither rain, nor sleep, nor ick. 898 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:12,680 I nailed it in. 899 01:25:14,390 --> 01:25:15,390 Grace. 900 01:25:15,790 --> 01:25:16,790 Are you ready? 901 01:25:19,010 --> 01:25:20,010 No. 902 01:25:21,070 --> 01:25:22,070 But what the hell. 903 01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:23,950 Let's open it anyway.