1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,461 ♪ ("IS IT MY IMAGINATION" BY THE JAYNETTS ) ♪ 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,714 ♪ (SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪ 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:18,018 ♪ My lovely baby ♪ 6 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:21,438 ♪ Something has happened to me ♪ 7 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,983 ♪ It's something strange And new ♪ 8 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:28,319 ♪ I wonder what could it be ♪ 9 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:34,826 ♪ Or is this my imagination ♪ 10 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:39,330 ♪ Ooh, that keeps on causing ♪ 11 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,250 ♪ This sweet sensation, oh-- ♪ 12 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,878 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 13 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,004 (DISTANT CHATTER) 14 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,048 Why are you in here? 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,299 Maddie said the seventh-grade boys 16 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,634 are sneaking over for a kissing party. 17 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,429 -I know. I'm so nervous. -Then don't do it. 18 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,972 I'm calling my mom to pick me up. 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,058 You can't. Maddie said we all have to kiss them. 20 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,977 I don't want to kiss or wear thong underpants. 21 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,103 I hate thong underpants. 22 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,022 But I'm worried if I wear normal underpants 23 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,482 and don't kiss and stuff, 24 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,817 then Maddie won't invite me to sleepovers anymore. 25 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:12,405 Well, you could sleepover at mine. 26 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,532 -♪ ("OFF THE RAILS" BY WALLICE PLAYING) ♪ -Tonight? 27 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,452 Yeah. I mean, we're not allowed to watch TV, which sucks, 28 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,705 but we could do braids. And I have a trundle bed. 29 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,332 I love trundle beds. 30 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,834 Do you have a best friend? 31 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,712 No. You? 32 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,507 No. 33 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:34,176 ♪ Take me downtown I don't know where to go... ♪ 34 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:37,222 Hello, today, we're braiding Katie's hair. 35 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,182 -YOUNG KATIE: Yeah! -♪ But I don't give a shit ♪ 36 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,352 ♪ I never try my best I learn to live with it ♪ 37 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,771 ♪ I'm doing fine Stop asking me what's wrong ♪ 38 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,482 ♪ I live my life Like I’m the only one... ♪ 39 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:50,068 YOUNG KATIE: Yeah, so that's Delaney's future. 40 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,902 You are going to be a doctor. 41 00:01:51,985 --> 00:01:54,322 I don't want to be a doctor. 42 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:03,248 YOUNG DELANEY: This is Katie's future. 43 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:06,251 You are going to marry Daniel. 44 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,669 Daniel is so annoying. 45 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:20,890 ♪ I borrowed your car and Barely made it back ♪ 46 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:27,730 ♪ The gas tank was empty It always had that scratch ♪ 47 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:33,278 ♪ I’m doing my best here But that’s not good enough ♪ 48 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:39,868 ♪ I'll try harder next year Don’t call my bluff ♪ 49 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,119 -(TV STATIC) -(BOTH CHUCKLING) 50 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,328 DELANEY: Okay. Read another post. 51 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,997 -Give me a hard one. -KATIE: Uh... Okay. 52 00:02:44,079 --> 00:02:45,915 "From Seattle to Savannah, 53 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,751 what a long, strange trip it's been. 54 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,712 Hashtag van life." 55 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,589 -DELANEY: Tom Briar? -KATIE: How did you know that? 56 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,299 DELANEY: 'Cause Tom Briar needs to get a job. 57 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,676 -Another one. Get a good one. -Lemme find a good one. Okay. 58 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,095 Um... 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,805 KATIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay, this one's hard. 60 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:01,764 DELANEY: Okay. 61 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,058 "Here's to adulting forever with this one. 62 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,103 He put a ring on it!" Singular exclamation. 63 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,271 -Sarah Casper. -You're cheating. 64 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:09,814 I'm not cheating. I'm that good. 65 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,900 -She's engaged? -Yeah. 66 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,736 -She's a child. -She's 32 years old. 67 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,323 Sarah Casper wouldn’t throw it all away for, like, 68 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,450 -some random guy. -I don't think it's random. 69 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,035 They've been dating since college. 70 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,620 Do you have any snacks? 71 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,122 -Did you not eat dinner? -I had peanut butter. 72 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,124 -And what? -A spoon? 73 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,584 Oh my God, let me make you something. 74 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,127 I'll just have Saltines when I get home. 75 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,962 Oh my God, no, I'll make you, um... 76 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,214 make you a turkey burger. 77 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,466 -I can put poblanos on top. -What's poblanos? 78 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,470 Oh, it's a giant Mexican pepper. 79 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,805 It's actually our favorite pepper, 80 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:46,434 second only to the jalapeño. You'll love it, I promise. 81 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,769 -It's really good. -JOHN: Mm. 82 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,353 Mm, I'm fine, thank you. 83 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,648 Well, if you're not hungry, 84 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,067 maybe you want a joke that I heard today. 85 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,778 -Made me think of you instantly. -Okay, this is very good. 86 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,781 Okay, so there are two pigs in a pit of mud. 87 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:04,285 And-- and the wife pig turns to the husband and says-- 88 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,246 No, no, the husband says to the wife. 89 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,206 You're right. You're right, um, 90 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,583 the-- the husband pig says to the wife, 91 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,253 -"Hey, did you see Farmer--" -Should we get going? 92 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,921 Party started at nine o'clock, so... 93 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,339 Oh, you wanna go to that? 94 00:04:17,005 --> 00:04:18,591 -Yeah. -Really? 95 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,344 My throat feels kind of weird. I-- I feel like... 96 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,388 I don't know, if I got everyone sick, I... 97 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,514 -You don't feel warm. -No? 98 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,974 -You're good. No. -You feel cold. 99 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,392 Do you not want to go? 100 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,602 Is it crazy to stay here? 101 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,021 I mean, we have food here, blankets here. 102 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,398 I'm comfortable. You're comfortable. 103 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:35,483 -We can watch a movie. -Yeah, but hey, if Katie 104 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,361 doesn't want to go out, Delaney, I'd love to go out with you. 105 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,655 Please don't make me go alone. 106 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,865 I'm nervous and I'll get too fucked up. 107 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,534 No, you will not. 108 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,202 -(SNIFFS) -♪ (EDM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 109 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,579 Like, she doesn't even come out anymore 110 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,666 because she's always with her boyfriend, "John." 111 00:04:51,707 --> 00:04:53,876 I don't know why I did that. His name is John. 112 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:54,919 (SOFTLY) John. 113 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,463 John, you think she's okay, right? 114 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,258 (INHALES DEEPLY) Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,385 (INHALES) Hmm. 116 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,764 No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go meet her. 117 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,975 I don't like him. Is that wrong to say, you know? 118 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,227 Like, if you don't like your best friend's boyfriend... 119 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,272 It's the way he makes her. If that makes sense? 120 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,232 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -Occupied. 121 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,067 (INHALES) Uh, you know what, though? 122 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,945 My... My contacts are already out. 123 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,450 And that's like a whole thing. (SIGHS) 124 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,493 Only a year, and she moves in with him. 125 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,954 Kinda fast, if you ask me. (SNIFFS) 126 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,039 But nobody asked me. 127 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,417 (WHISPERS) I'm gonna go meet her for a little. 128 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:36,919 Okay? 129 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,256 John. 130 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,717 Yes, he's hot. I get it. I see it. 131 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,718 But he's boring. 132 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,429 -(BANGING ON DOOR) -Occupied. 133 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,098 -(WHISPERS) I think she's fine. -(JOHN GROANS) 134 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,433 Yeah. I'll come have sex. 135 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,521 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) 136 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,065 KATIE: How do you have the patience? 137 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,941 Well, we actually had an agreement 138 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,360 that if I set up his Wi-Fi, 139 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,945 he promised to wear boxers under his shorts 140 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,030 during our PT sessions. 141 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,573 Oh, well, that could be worth it. 142 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,867 -It's a give and a take, but... -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 143 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,078 -This looks nice, right? -Yeah, I like it. In the shade. 144 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,204 -Okay, perfect. -It's good. 145 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,498 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Ah, oh... (SIGHS) 146 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:16,292 Don't suppose I could get you to call her back, maybe? 147 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,752 She gets so anxious 148 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,129 -when she's hungover. -Yeah. No, she does. I just, um.. 149 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,339 (CLEARS THROAT) 150 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:22,965 -I just wanted to ask you-- -How was it? 151 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,010 (GROANS) No, my Uber's now 27 minutes away. 152 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,387 (CHUCKLES) Where are you? 153 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,348 I answered a 2:00 a.m. text from this guy. 154 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,226 The drunker he got, the more he talked about Julia. 155 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:36,979 Not an ex, just a female friend who he's clearly in love with. 156 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:41,818 -(LAUGHS) Did you hook up? -Yes, he asked me to role play. 157 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,862 Wow, like, be a cheerleader or something? That's-- 158 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,114 Oh, I wish. 159 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,157 More like we're best friends 160 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,951 and I suddenly see him in a new light. 161 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:50,909 (SNIFFLES) Oh, my God. 162 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,495 I'm gonna order a pizza to my apartment. 163 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:53,871 -What do you want? -Ah, that sounds good. 164 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,957 No, John and I are doing a... a picnic. 165 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,707 Do you wanna come? 166 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,877 You know what? No. I'll... I'll just try you later. 167 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,588 -KATIE: Okay. Bye. -All right. Bye. 168 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,009 Well, she's fine, but she met a new guy and... 169 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,470 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 170 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,847 -KATIE: Oh, my God. -It's okay. 171 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,349 -KATIE: No, no, no. -It's okay. It's okay. 172 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,018 As long as I have your undivided attention now. 173 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,020 -Yeah. -Yeah? 174 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,689 When I first moved here, 175 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,691 it took me a while to get adjusted. 176 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,694 Yeah, you were mugged, like, three times that first week. 177 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:28,448 Right. Well, I thought everyone needed directions, but then... 178 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:32,034 then I met you, and you actually needed directions. 179 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,704 And I'm so, so glad... 180 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,748 that I walked you into that coffee shop 181 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,418 because you have made my life so much better 182 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,670 than I ever thought that I deserved. 183 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,883 -Will you marry me? -(KATIE SIGHS) 184 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,010 -Yeah? -Yeah. (GIGGLES) 185 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,219 -Yeah. -Yeah. 186 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,056 ROXY: I hate the art Katie left here. 187 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,892 -It's so gross. -DELANEY: It's sentimental. 188 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,351 ROXY: Okay, well, I live here now, 189 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:58,686 and I like actual art. 190 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,313 Let me just ask Katie if she wants it 191 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,814 before we throw it away. 192 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:02,815 Where is Katie? 193 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,734 I feel like she's usually here by now, like, 194 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:08,070 complaining about some ugly house she can't sell. 195 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,114 She's doing a picnic with John. 196 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,033 Like, eating on the ground? 197 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:14,827 Yeah. I feel so bad for her. 198 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,746 You know, it's like she misses the party last night, 199 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,499 and now she has to waste her entire Sunday doing a picnic 200 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,709 -with her boyfriend. -Can I say something? 201 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:25,338 I really don't buy John's whole "I'm such a nice guy" thing. 202 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,298 Like, you're a pervert. 203 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,300 You literally touch old ladies all day. 204 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,468 That's his job. 205 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,553 He's a physical therapist for old people. 206 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:35,515 (SCOFFS) Katie would fall for a pervert. 207 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:36,765 I mean, she's clueless. 208 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,893 Remember that time she got you, like, a briefcase 209 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,811 filled with old papers for your birthday? 210 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,897 Those are my great-grandparents' birth certificates. 211 00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:46,651 -Why would you want that? -She likes thoughtful surprises. 212 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,611 She's exactly like my sister. (SCOFFS) 213 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,447 She's nothing like your sister. Mary had one kid, 214 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,950 and now she won't shut up about her pelvic floor. 215 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:57,286 Yeah, Mary's the worst. And her baby isn't even cute. 216 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,871 I can't imagine having a baby right now. 217 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,249 It's actually disgusting to have a baby. 218 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,084 -Or getting married. -Kill me. 219 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,211 (SIGHS) But we're pretty far from that. 220 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,922 "We", like you and me? 221 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,048 No. Me and Katie. 222 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,841 Delaney, what? 223 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,511 You and Katie are on totally different paths. 224 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,137 I mean, Katie lives with her boyfriend. 225 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,224 They're very serious. And you literally still, like, 226 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,768 fuck the first guy who shares a cigarette with you. 227 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,728 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 228 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,814 -(SQUEALS, CHUCKLES) -JOHN'S RELATIVE: We love you... 229 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,357 -so much. -We love you. Thank you. 230 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,109 -Oh, thank you. We love... -JOHN'S RELATIVE: Congratulations. 231 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,860 -...you so much. Thank you. -We cannot wait 232 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:30,987 to celebrate with you guys. 233 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,697 -JOHN'S RELATIVE: So excited. -Yeah. 234 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:33,614 Bye. 235 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:34,991 I love your family. I love them. 236 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,450 Did you see your sister was crying? 237 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,161 Yeah. No, it's funny. She's known for months. 238 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,371 How did I not find this ring? 239 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,373 Oh, the ring was in a box, in a bin, 240 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,083 in an air vent, in my office. 241 00:09:44,165 --> 00:09:45,501 -You were never finding this. -Wow. 242 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,086 -That was never-- -And how about Delaney 243 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,254 playing it so cool. 244 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,006 Yeah, no, I didn't tell Delaney. 245 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:52,967 -(CHUCKLES) -What? 246 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,929 Oh, well, I figured you wanted to tell her, right? 247 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:57,805 -Yeah. -Yeah. 248 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,099 So, Delaney has no idea. 249 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:03,019 No, but we can call her. Right now, maybe. 250 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,605 Yeah! Um, let's do... Let's call her later, though, 251 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:06,939 'cause I think she's probably asleep. 252 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,691 No, It's fine. We'll just call her from my phone. 253 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,276 It'll be a big surprise, I promise. 254 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,653 -Yeah. -(DIAL TONE RINGING) 255 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,405 -DELANEY: Hey. -Hello? 256 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:15,698 DELANEY: You can just leave the pizza 257 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,658 at the door and I'll grab it. Thank you. 258 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,201 (DISCONNECT TONE RINGS) 259 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,037 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 260 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,332 Does she not have my number saved? 261 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,708 No, she does. 262 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,543 I think she does. 263 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,212 I thought you'd be pretty excited to tell her. 264 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,297 I am. 265 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,884 I really am. I just wanna... 266 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,679 -tell her later. -Right. 267 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,476 I know I'm... I'm not her favorite person. 268 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,061 That is not true, John. She loves you. 269 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,979 It's just that she has a hard time with change. 270 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,105 You know, when she was younger, 271 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,899 her parents sold the family minivan, 272 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,401 and she asked if she could go visit it at its new house. 273 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:57,073 Okay. Yeah, that's really sweet of her to wanna check in on it. 274 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:57,907 And then remember 275 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,660 when I told her I was moving out? 276 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,578 She didn't talk to me for, like, 277 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,455 -two weeks. -JOHN: Mm-hmm. 278 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,581 And whenever I passed her door, 279 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,750 she'd be muttering "Benedict Arnold." 280 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:11,003 (SIGHS) Right, but this, this is a good change. 281 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,090 I know, and I'm so excited, and I love you so much, 282 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,760 and I... and I cannot wait to get married. 283 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,596 But I just want to make sure I tell her in the... 284 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,431 just in the right way for her. 285 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,725 Okay? 286 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,896 ALEX: So, let's parking lot the holiday campaign 287 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,523 and dig into the meat and taters 288 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,150 of our Spring-Into-Content campaign. 289 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,736 So this campaign is... It's going to be a big lift. 290 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,446 So, we really need to stop the scroll. 291 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,409 We need some big ideas. We need some blue-sky ideas. 292 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,994 And like, we just like really need everybody on this. 293 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,622 But I was kind of thinking, Delaney, 294 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,165 maybe you could run point for us. 295 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,419 Hmm, I don't... I don't really have the bandwidth 296 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,254 -for that right now. -Copy that. 297 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,463 Luca, it's all yours. 298 00:11:56,382 --> 00:12:00,761 Uh, okay! Uh, wow. Yeah, that is just... that's amazing. 299 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,514 I do just wanna flag that I'm working overtime 300 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,015 on two major campaigns right now 301 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810 since Delaney didn't have the bandwidth last month. 302 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,687 So, it's just kind of all fallen on my shoulders. 303 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,063 So that's-- that's totally fine. 304 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,898 I just do just want to flag that. 305 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,442 No, and thank you for flagging that. 306 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,611 Delaney, do you think you could maybe, like, carve out 307 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,989 some time to kind of tag-team it? 308 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,991 Yeah, I gotta flag 309 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,993 that I'm spread pretty thin over here. 310 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,787 What are you working on, Delaney? 311 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,039 -Putting out fires. -What kind of fires? 312 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,250 Big ones with employees that you don't know. 313 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,461 Right, and is that why your camera's always off? 314 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:37,047 Mm, no, my camera's off, Luca, because it's allowed to be off. 315 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,841 Okay, guys, I think we should finish up 316 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,342 with a round of Peaks and Valleys. 317 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:44,221 So, my valley was missing last week's happy hour. 318 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,015 ALEX: Never has someone been so missed. 319 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,726 LUCA: But my peak is that it's on the books for next week. 320 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,103 Popcorn to Delaney. 321 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:56,567 I guess my valley was editing Luca's Q4 pitch. 322 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,862 And then my peak was, it's done now. 323 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,532 -Popcorn to Alex. -You know... 324 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,913 my valley was that Ryan and I hit a speed bump. 325 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,456 Wow! 326 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,042 So, he-- he wants to open up the relationship, 327 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,710 and I just, I don't think that I have 328 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,588 the sexual confidence to withstand it. 329 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:22,092 So, we're taking some time apart to kind of ideate on next steps. 330 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:25,554 But, Alex, are you okay? How are you feeling? 331 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,849 -You know, like I was upset, obviously. -Of course. 332 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,309 ALEX: I was really upset for a beat. 333 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,144 But then I had a one-on-one with my best friend. 334 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,854 You know, we went out, we got some drinks, 335 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,398 we blew off steam, just like old times, 336 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,233 just the two of us. 337 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,776 And that like really, really helped. 338 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,903 Best friends just get it. 339 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,614 Oh, we're so aligned on that, Luca. 340 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:44,782 (DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) 341 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,492 HENRY: So, what was Dad's reaction? 342 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,410 We facetimed him quickly. 343 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,620 Yeah, he was really happy 344 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,997 -for us. Hmm, yeah. -Yeah! 345 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,082 ♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 346 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,417 -I mean, not that happy. -DARIA: Oh, uh... 347 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,128 Come on. He was really excited, it seemed. 348 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,090 Yeah, or you knew to call him after five. 349 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,551 Speaking of alcoholics, how did Delaney take the news? 350 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,971 Um, she was happy, fine, good. 351 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,889 Delaney doesn't know yet. 352 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,724 Katie wanted to tell her in her own way 353 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:14,270 -before we told anybody else. -That is so classic. I, uh.. 354 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,063 Do you know that Delaney knew that our parents 355 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,773 were getting divorced before I did? 356 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,400 -Is that true? -HENRY: Yeah. 357 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,486 I mean, uh, she's my best friend, so... 358 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,198 I think you'd get it if you had a best friend. 359 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,783 Well, my wife is my best friend. 360 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,869 So, Daria, who's your best friend? 361 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,328 No, I'd rather not say. 362 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,122 -We're each other's best friends. -We're each other's... 363 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,958 Yeah. Like normal adults. 364 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,794 -(MUMBLES) -Delaney loves Katie. 365 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,962 She'll be really happy 366 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,630 -once we tell her. -John, have you ever heard 367 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,049 of expectation recalibration therapy? 368 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,676 I was reading an article about it, 369 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,761 -and I think-- -Excuse me, what article? 370 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,973 -It's an article. -Where was this article? 371 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,309 In the journals for doctor being doctors. 372 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,145 Henry, have you been listening again 373 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,730 to my sessions with my patients? 374 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,315 Anyway, expectation recalibration 375 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,317 is basically a therapy where you work to accept 376 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,235 that someone will never change, right? 377 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,654 Like, they suck, like, medically. 378 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,906 And in your case, that's Delaney. 379 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,616 And in our case, it's our dad. 380 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,826 So, I mean, Daria confirmed that he's a narcissist-- 381 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,620 (SCOFFS) I have never treated your father. 382 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,830 And I've never made any medical claims about him. 383 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,248 -Excuse me. -HENRY: But you have. 384 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,167 -I mean, we've talked about it. -What are you talking about? 385 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,501 -HENRY: You know... -What are you... 386 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,671 I sent him 20 of my poems in the past year. 387 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,006 Twenty. 388 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,051 And he never once told me that I was talented. 389 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,928 Right? 390 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,180 I mean, how hard is it to reply with a compliment? 391 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,016 How hard is it to like, you know, just say like a simple 392 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,935 "Henry, you are a brilliant artist." Right? 393 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,188 "And it is a crime that you have to edit other people's 394 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,732 much weaker novels instead of traveling the world 395 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,150 on your own book tour." Right? 396 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,861 He is selfish, Katie, and so is Delaney. 397 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,655 Yeah, I hear you, um... 398 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,949 I don't think Delaney's selfish. 399 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,533 I think she has a hard time with change. 400 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,118 Daria was treating our neighbor the other day-- 401 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,287 -Henry! -HENRY: No, he's a total freak, Daria. 402 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,539 -I mean, he gets off on lizards. -Oh my God. 403 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,875 Wait. Did he say blizzards or it was lizards? 404 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,627 -It was lizards, right? -He said lizards. 405 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,753 He gets off on lizards, 406 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:05,130 and his wife wants to divorce him, clearly. 407 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,217 And Daria said something that I think applies here. 408 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,845 Tell them the thing about the change. 409 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,682 Oh, well, you know, uh, people's nerves 410 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,602 about change, they can be calmed by the familiar. 411 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,647 So, you take them to a comfortable environment 412 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,774 and you break the news. 413 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,192 It's kind of like you take your kids 414 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,402 to their favorite ice cream shop 415 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,112 and tell them you're getting a divorce. 416 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,321 I mean, I think that's something 417 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,073 that you should consider with Delaney. 418 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,950 I mean, she's about as mature as an eight-year-old, 419 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,410 so... (CHUCKLES) 420 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,996 I've seen her hork down a pint of Chubby Hubby in one sitting, 421 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,206 -so we know she likes ice cream. -(DARIA SIGHS) 422 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,376 Yeah. 423 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,086 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) In our latest episode of... 424 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,088 That's not a real basketball. 425 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,339 Third from the left is cake. 426 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,049 You know, I decided I don't even want cake 427 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,384 at my birthday this year. 428 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,261 I actually think it's really weird to, like, 429 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,513 bring out food and then make people eat it. 430 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,266 -Did you find a bar yet? -I think I'm gonna do it here. 431 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,226 I'm going for a very specific aesthetic, 432 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,021 -so if you could not invite-- -Oh, no! 433 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,273 I thought you'd be asleep. 434 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,234 Katie, I didn't know you still had a key. 435 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,612 KATIE: Uh, Delaney said I could keep one for emergencies. 436 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:11,739 What's the emergency? 437 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,324 Um, well, this time it's not so much an emergency, 438 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:19,121 really, as it is, um, a surprise for my best friend. 439 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,330 Uh, man, I had actually had this whole thing planned. 440 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,624 that I was gonna sneak in and like 441 00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:24,376 put clues around the apartment, but, okay, whatever. 442 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,712 Since you're awake, I'll just show you now. 443 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,174 (EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES) 444 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,342 What the fuck is that? 445 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,470 I planned us a mini beach vacation. 446 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,347 You don't seem excited. 447 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,141 What's there to be excited about, Katie? 448 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,436 -It's the beach. -I'm excited. I really am, um... 449 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,397 And that poster is, that's your most thoughtful gift yet. 450 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,150 -Do you see the umbrella? -DELANEY: I see the umbrella. 451 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,903 You know these trips can be kind of weird for me. 452 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,321 Is John at least bringing a friend? 453 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,739 No, no, John's not coming. 454 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,326 -Why? -Yeah, why? 455 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,661 No reason. I just thought it would be great 456 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,915 for the two of us to go on a trip, connect, 457 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,417 -have some quality time. -Like old times? 458 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,420 Yes, yes, just like old times. 459 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,548 ROXY: Ew. 460 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,675 ♪ ("LOVE ME FOREVER" BY JOHN MATARAZZO PLAYING) ♪ 461 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:30,984 ♪ Kiss me once, girl Kiss me twice, girl ♪ 462 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:37,199 ♪ You're sugar and spice, girl And everything nice, girl ♪ 463 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,035 ♪ Love me forever ♪ 464 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,122 ♪ And I'll be ♪ 465 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:49,128 ♪ True to you, girl... ♪ 466 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,547 -All right, there we go. -Nice. 467 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,589 We're here. 468 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,842 What time is check-in at the Pelican Palace? 469 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,135 Surprise. 470 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,345 We aren't staying at the Pelican Palace. 471 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,471 What? 472 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,266 Yeah, I got us a... I got us a rental house, actually, 473 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,059 -on Wonder Weekend. -Mm-hmm. 474 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,019 Wonder Weekend rentals kind of creep me out. 475 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,229 I don't like the idea of using 476 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,480 other people's kitchen appliances. 477 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,857 But you're okay sleeping in a bed 478 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,401 where a bunch of high-schoolers just rounded the bases? 479 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,528 But the Pelican Palace is where all the parties end up. 480 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,699 I know. Imagine that noise. Wouldn't sleep a frickin' wink. 481 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,409 Is there a bar? 482 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,537 What, at the rental house? 483 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,415 Is it a shared space or private? 484 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,875 Private. 485 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,626 And there's a lockbox, 486 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:34,047 so we don't even have to meet the guy. 487 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,799 -You found it! -(SIGHS) 488 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,594 Gosh, GPS can be a little wonky here, 489 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,929 so I'm so glad you guys figured it out. 490 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,723 How we doing? 491 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,891 Are you, uh... 492 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,935 Are you, uh, Douglas? 493 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:51,356 Are you my fifth-grade teacher? Just Dougie's fine. Yeah. 494 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,775 I... I just asked because the listing had said 495 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,943 that there was a lockbox, 496 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,612 so I didn't think we'd get to meet. 497 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,030 Here she is. 498 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,782 Yeah. I love to walk everyone through the space first, 499 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,075 only 'cause, 500 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,368 it's a really important place to me. 501 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,828 -Aw! -DOUGIE: It was my mom's. 502 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,581 She, uh, she died here. 503 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,168 Oh, gosh. No. Not in the front yard. 504 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,587 -Oh! (CHUCKLES) -DOUGIE: She died inside. 505 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,132 Katie, right? So you must be Delaney. 506 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,343 -Yeah. -Love that name. Family name? 507 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,303 -It was my grandfather's. -Oh my gosh. 508 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,888 I was named after my mom's brother. 509 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,682 (SIGHS) We don't talk to him anymore. He's a... 510 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,101 He's a pedophile, so... 511 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,686 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Oh, no, no, no. 512 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,856 He was always cool with me, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 513 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,734 But, uh, called a lot, you know, when he was doing time. 514 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,655 Yeah. I guess inmates are, like, really hard on child predators. 515 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,740 I didn't mind saying hi then, but once he got out 516 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,826 and started coming here unannounced... Oh my God. 517 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:45,911 I keep talking and talking. 518 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,455 You guys probably just want to see inside, right? 519 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,624 -Pretty cute, huh? -I love it. 520 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,002 Yeah, Mom left the place to me and my sister, 521 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,671 but Lauren has a family now, 522 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,464 so she let me keep it all to myself. 523 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,299 -Ah, score. -Yeah. 524 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,677 Oh, all the art on the wall is for sale. 525 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,761 KATIE: Oh. 526 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,597 (SIGHS) 527 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,976 -What little munchkin did these? -I am an artist. 528 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,687 Yeah, well, technically my day job is medical sales, 529 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,398 but I've been working my tush off and-- 530 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,983 Is there a Wi-Fi password? 531 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,734 Uh, yeah. 532 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,654 It was in the welcome pamphlet that I sent over. 533 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,156 'Cause guests are really supposed to read 534 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,992 the pamphlet before they check in. 535 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,743 -So... But it's okay. -Oh! 536 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,038 I have a spare set of rules, right here. 537 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,956 Oh, perfect. 538 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,292 Oh, I also threw in my favorite local spots. 539 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,460 -You girls hot dog fans? -Dingo's dogs. 540 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,878 -Yeah. -Yeah, um, we know it. 541 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,797 We used to come here when we were little. 542 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,881 -Fun. -Yeah. 543 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,300 -Sisters? -Best friends. 544 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,051 DOUGIE: I love best friends. 545 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,928 Any big plans for best friends night? 546 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:49,683 Um, I think we'll probably hang here, make a cheese plate. 547 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,769 You get plenty of cheese at home. 548 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,772 Um, I thought we could go to a bar. 549 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,482 I mean, I brought a lot of orange wine 550 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,900 -for us to drink here. -DOUGIE: Oh! 551 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,570 That's a no. 552 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,406 -What is? -No alcohol on the premises. 553 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,907 That's ridiculous. 554 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,827 Um, what she means is we were really just 555 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,412 gonna have a glass or two? 556 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,872 Yeah, no exception to the rules. 557 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:15,584 Was it just a quick skim of the welcome email? 558 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,753 'Cause no shoes is also a big one. 559 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,298 I can't sleep with the sound of stomping. 560 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,841 I thought this was a private space. 561 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,594 Yeah, the upstairs is your private domain. 562 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:29,473 (CHUCKLES) I hang my hat in the subterranean domicile. 563 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,476 I live in the basement. 564 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,232 -What are you doing? -A pedophile has this address. 565 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,276 Okay, well, it's a good thing we're adults. 566 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,903 I look young. 567 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,071 (UTENSILS CLATTERING) 568 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,238 This is what happens 569 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,740 when you stray from places you know and love. 570 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,742 Your mom got staph at the Pelican Palace. 571 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,786 (SIGHS) The Pelican Palace is fun. 572 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,079 They keep beers in the ice machine. 573 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,457 -You prefer dirty ice? -Over a literal death bed? Yeah. 574 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,667 Okay. I put a lot of effort into planning this trip, 575 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,128 and I would like if we could at least relax 576 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,297 and try to connect, enjoy ourselves, 577 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,715 appreciate where we are. 578 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,258 -(DOOR CLOSES) -KATIE: (CHUCKLING) Ow! 579 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,551 (SHUSHES) 580 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,471 (WATER RUNNING) 581 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,848 -Cameras? What the hell? -What? 582 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,642 Remember when I worked at Urban Outfitters? 583 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,727 All right, those cameras aren't even on. 584 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,563 People just see 'em and are less likely to steal. 585 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,982 Do you see any ironic coffee table books 586 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:23,151 for sale here? 'Cause I don't. 587 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,569 Dougie isn't warding off shoplifters. 588 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,987 He's watching us to get his rocks off. 589 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,031 He is not camped out in front of the monitor 590 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,616 with his hands down his pants. 591 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,076 He's nice. 592 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,287 No, no. 593 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,164 I'm not staying here all night and being one of Dougie's 594 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,958 cheese-eating cam girls, okay? 595 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,292 I'm going to a bar. 596 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,169 -All night at a bar? -Yeah. 597 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,921 (SHUSHES) 598 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,173 The thing is, though, if it's loud, 599 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,050 we won't really be able to talk. 600 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,511 We talk all day. 601 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,806 I know, that's a good point. 602 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,684 Yeah, let's go to a bar. 603 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,019 ♪ (SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 604 00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:01,273 Man, this place has really changed. (CHUCKLES) 605 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,983 It used to get packed. 606 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,277 I saw this pottery place in town and they have a morning class 607 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,446 that teaches you how to make little bowls for your keys. 608 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,030 I kind of was hoping we'd sleep in. 609 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,115 Yeah, it's not until seven. 610 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,200 Okay. 611 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,202 -Cheers to this weekend. -Thank you for planning it. 612 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:15,912 Um... 613 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,082 As you know, we've had so many great memories here as friends, 614 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,626 and we've crossed so many milestones together. 615 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,546 And I thought it would be the perfect place to come 616 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,006 to cross one more. 617 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,300 And I think that it's the most important thing 618 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,678 we do if we are able to flourish together, 619 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:36,391 like two roses, two best friend, I guess, roses, who um... 620 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,393 -Uh, can I get a beer, please? -BARTENDER: Yeah. 621 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,145 That guy? Real hot. 622 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:41,897 -Who? -The helmet guy. 623 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:45,484 -Can I get a double whiskey. -Uh, okay, not why we're here. 624 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,027 Um, okay, so I was saying, 625 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:49,654 we-- we have crossed so many milestones together 626 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,865 -here as friends-- -He looks like Dennis Fuller. 627 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,950 Ugh, Dennis Fuller, another loser. 628 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,118 Should I go talk to him? 629 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:58,079 I'm... I'm in the middle of saying something, okay? 630 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,248 -Um... -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 631 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,171 -You gonna pick that up? -I'm gonna call him back. 632 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,716 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 633 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,093 Uh, I'm gonna be quick. Don't move. 634 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,556 (SLURPING) 635 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,726 Sorry, uh, had to get to a quiet place. 636 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,938 -Delaney dragged me to a bar. -JOHN: You out celebrating? 637 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:25,023 -Celebrating? -JOHN: The proposal. 638 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,651 -Katie. -Uh, yeah. 639 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,487 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It cut out for a sec, um... 640 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,863 Not yet, not yet. 641 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,573 JOHN: You said that you would tell her by tonight. 642 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:34,616 No, no, I know. 643 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,201 I was just about to when you called. 644 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,912 JOHN: Well, Daria sent over some invitation samples, 645 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,122 and she said we should pick one by next week. 646 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,290 Okay, yeah, sounds good. 647 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,001 JOHN: I'll send you some photos, and then you can decide. 648 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:48,171 Or I can decide and you can send me photos, as well. 649 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,631 -Ah, whichever. -CHARLIE: Okay. 650 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,049 -I'll text you later. -I'll text you later. 651 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,759 -CHARLIE: Love you. Bye. -Love you. Bye. 652 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,136 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 653 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:58,098 -Checking in? -Uh, you've gotta check in. 654 00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,975 KYLE: I'm the social chair for Sigma Nu. 655 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,643 So, I got to plan this bachelor party 656 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,311 for my almost bro-in-law. 657 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,396 And I always go big. 658 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,565 Last month, we had a Naughty Nuns 659 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,316 and a Frisky Friars party. 660 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,652 -Friars are like bald priests. -Tommy, what do you do? 661 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:14,656 -Uh, finance. -(SCOFFS) Okay, humble. 662 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:18,243 Do you follow crypto? 'Cause he created Apex Coin. 663 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,452 Uh, GQ did vote it 664 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,912 one of their up-and-coming coins of the year 665 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,664 this year, but it's not a big deal. 666 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:25,500 Oh my God. "Anybody can make this little itty-bitty coin. 667 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,294 Nobody's--" Oh, I'm so sorry. 668 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,170 -Sorry. Hey. -Hi. Um, I'm Katie. 669 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,214 -PHIL: Hey, Kaylee. Oh my God. -Should we... 670 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,301 You look exactly like my twins. Look at this. 671 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:36,511 (PHIL CHUCKLES) 672 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,097 Is Apex Coin funding any strippers this weekend? 673 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,308 I don't pay for intimate experiences. 674 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,852 I do. I wanted one real bad. 675 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,104 I found one online that's so mean to you. 676 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,355 CHARLIE: Sorry about him. 677 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,275 The legend himself. It's Charlie. 678 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:54,321 -DELANEY: Delaney, Katie. -Nice to meet you. Katie. Again. 679 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,614 Do you think it was a bad idea 680 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,866 to have a college junior plan my bachelor party? 681 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,243 Uh, we're actually probably going to head out. 682 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,662 (BOTTLES CLINKING) 683 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,539 Oh, would you actually mind opening these for us? 684 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,207 All good. I got it. 685 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,502 -CHARLIE: Oh! Nope. -P-p-p-p-p-p-p party flops! 686 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,046 -Go. -(LAUGHS) Yep. 687 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,506 You-- you didn't want to use your party flop? 688 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:14,716 KYLE: You. 689 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,385 -Thank you. -One beer and we go? 690 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,888 One beer and we go. 691 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,396 (GULPING) 692 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,283 -Let's go. -Yeah, let's fucking go. 693 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,703 I'm gonna fire up some tunes. (BEATBOXES, CHUCKLES) 694 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:49,250 -That smells fucking awful. -Oh my God, that smells so bad. 695 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,253 Wait, I didn't smell anything. I didn't-- what's it smell like? 696 00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:53,838 (SNIFFS, GROANS) 697 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:58,677 Yo, did anybody see a dog walk through here? 698 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,847 Bottle opener on the bottom of a shoe? 699 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,100 Stop smiling. Stop. 700 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,518 I don't know what kind of moron 701 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,478 walks through dog shit and has no idea. 702 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:09,813 He didn't even know how to get strippers 703 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:10,897 for a bachelor party. 704 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,065 Well, not all guys like strippers. 705 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,942 -That one I get. -Yeah, totally. 706 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,694 -John really doesn't. -Okay. 707 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,154 John actually doesn't 'cause he has a sister. 708 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,114 He does? 709 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,157 You've hung out with her, like, three times. 710 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,242 DELANEY: Oh, right. 711 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,787 Will you open the door? 712 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,749 -You have the key. -You have the key. 713 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,127 -No. -I have the key? 714 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,421 -You wanted to carry it. -I have the key. 715 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,840 I don't have the key. 716 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:39,134 KATIE: Wh-- where'd it go? 717 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,760 It might have fallen out of my pockets. 718 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,637 -Why can't you carry a purse? -I'm sorry. 719 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:43,805 I need to brush my teeth. 720 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,849 We can go back to the bar and look for them? 721 00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:47,475 No. 722 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,269 -You know what we have to do? -No. 723 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:50,812 Yeah. 724 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:53,189 Sorry again, Dougie. 725 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,150 Uh, It's fine. I was only asleep for an hour. 726 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:57,736 -Okay, good. Have a good-- -Oh! (CHUCKLES) Sorry! 727 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,487 Just pop those off for me. 728 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,364 -Oh! Sorry. -Yeah. 729 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,074 It's just the rules. (CHUCKLES) 730 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,160 Thank you. 731 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:08,496 -Almost forgot. -That's fine. Love those flats. 732 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,376 Oops! Sorry. 733 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:18,006 (SIGHS) Before you go back down to the basement, 734 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,091 what's the deal with the cameras? 735 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,134 Oh my gosh. 736 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,720 I had to up my security after a nightmare renter. 737 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,221 Ever heard of a home birth? 738 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,101 But the cameras don't actually record. 739 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,395 Oh, no. They're the real deal, yeah. 740 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:33,521 No audio, of course, 741 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,273 'cause you need a permit for that, 742 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:39,152 and no cameras in the bedrooms or bathrooms. 743 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,446 -This was all in the-- -In the welcome email, yeah. 744 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,532 Was it just a quick skim? 'Cause we can pop a squat 745 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,867 and look things over if you want. 746 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,369 -Uh... -No, we should not pop any squats. 747 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:52,707 We'd like to go to bed, and we'd like to watch TV alone. 748 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,167 Do you guys know how to work the Roku? 749 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:57,337 Yes, yes. I saw that in the binder. 750 00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:00,715 She saw the... (CHUCKLES) I crack myself up. 751 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,218 (SIGHS) I don't have a Roku. 752 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:06,304 It was a trick question. You fell right into my trap. 753 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,057 I'm really gonna need you to do a refresher 754 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,475 on the rules after I leave. 755 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,894 'Kay? 756 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,813 Gonna need a verbal 'kay from both of you. 757 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,273 (SIGHS) 'Kay. 758 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:20,985 DOUGIE: Mm? 759 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,988 Okay. 760 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,073 And while I'm at it, 761 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,534 why don't I throw us all in a group text? 762 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:28,910 Just in case of emergencies. 763 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:32,121 Katie, I have your digits, but, um... 764 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:35,166 Delaney? (MIMICS CELL PHONE KEYS CLACKING) 765 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,418 -(NOTIFICATION TONE CHIMES) -(BIRD CHIRPS) 766 00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:40,255 (YAWNS) 767 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,092 (GROANS) 768 00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,268 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 769 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,482 -DELANEY: What time is it? -It's early. Um... 770 00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,110 It's really early. Go back to bed. 771 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,987 DELANEY: Hmm. 772 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:11,953 I'm gonna, uh... I'm gonna go get us coffees. 773 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:13,621 DELANEY: Hmm. 774 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,267 KATIE: It's a matter of privacy. I don't-- 775 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,144 I think it's a little weird for your friend's wife 776 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:38,980 to post something before I, the bride, 777 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,024 have posted anything, you know? I mean... 778 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:43,318 JOHN: But you told Delaney, right? 779 00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:45,028 Yes. Yes, I... 780 00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,487 I told her we were engaged. I... 781 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:48,990 JOHN: Okay. I will ask them to take it down. 782 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,158 -Okay, yeah. -JOHN: Yeah. 783 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,910 I just don't want it up there. Okay. 784 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,036 JOHN: I gotta go. 785 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,996 Yeah. All right. I love you. Bye. 786 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:57,916 Hey. 787 00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:00,168 Hi... Hi. 788 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,628 I almost didn't recognize you 789 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:02,837 without the dog shit on your cup. 790 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,839 -Oh! -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 791 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,175 -That's funny. (CHUCKLES) -CHARLIE: Too soon? 792 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,053 I am sorry. I overheard you on the phone. 793 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,512 I didn't realize you were a bride. 794 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,266 Yeah. Yeah. 795 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,018 -CHARLIE: Congratulations. -Thank you. 796 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:21,773 Thank you. It's, um... It's really recent. Um, and... 797 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:26,235 I'm really, really excited. I just need to figure out a... 798 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,821 I haven't told, uh, my best friend yet. 799 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:30,698 Uh, Delaney, who you met last night. 800 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,993 So, I just need to, you know, figure stuff out, so... 801 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,495 What, she doesn't like him? 802 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:38,206 Uh, you know, I mean, she's not the most emotive person, 803 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,333 so it can be... it can be... 804 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,834 It was hard to tell in the beginning, 805 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,127 but yeah, she likes him. 806 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,545 She does. Yeah, she does like him. 807 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,422 Yeah. Now say it one more time, but I want you 808 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,633 -to really mean it. -She-- she does like him, so... 809 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,470 Look, a few of my friends weren't that happy 810 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,138 for me when I got engaged. 811 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,849 I think they're just freaked out that they think your fiancé 812 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:57,934 is going to hijack your life 813 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,519 and they're never going to see you again. 814 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,645 I know, which is crazy. 815 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:03,231 One of them just straight up stopped inviting me places 816 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,733 'cause he said I don't know how to "hang" anymore. 817 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,194 -Right. -CHARLIE: Not that that's going to happen to you. I think-- 818 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,279 No, no, I know, um... 819 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,742 -Yeah. -Okay. Good luck with, you know. 820 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,577 Enjoy your coffee. 821 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,996 -Yeah. -Bye. 822 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,963 -You're up! -What time is it? 823 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:30,675 Time to get up. Cold brew. There you go. 824 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,136 -It's beautiful out, by the way. -Where's my phone? 825 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,138 Our phones are tucked away safely 826 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:36,597 in the kitchen drawer. 827 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,183 -Why? -Because today is about 828 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,561 having fun without distractions. 829 00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:44,230 We're gonna float around untethered to technology, 830 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:47,025 -just like when we were little. -What happened to pottery? 831 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,609 We're not going to pottery. 832 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,738 We're gonna be wild, crazy, spontaneous. 833 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:54,157 We are going off the grid. 834 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,117 (MIMICKING BIRD CHIRPING) 835 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,620 -Think it was a left back there? -I was following you. 836 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,707 -I'm following you. -Why? I'm left-brained. 837 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,292 No, I'm left-brained. 838 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,918 Which one's the one that's bad at math? 839 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,129 -'Cause you're that one. -That's very rude. 840 00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:10,255 DELANEY: You know what's rude is those are my sneakers 841 00:34:10,297 --> 00:34:12,007 and you're wearing them and you didn't ask me. 842 00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:13,384 -GWEN: Katie? -(GASPS) 843 00:34:13,467 --> 00:34:15,594 -(BABY FUSSING) -Gwen! Oh my God. Hi. 844 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,138 GWEN: And Delaney. 845 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,181 -Hey, Gwen! -Oh my God. Wow! 846 00:34:19,264 --> 00:34:21,016 You two hanging out. 847 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:25,063 It's like stepping back into 2008 again. (LAUGHS) 848 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,774 -I love it... Mm... -(BABY CRIES) 849 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:29,984 You have a baby. 850 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:31,610 -Mm-hmm. -KATIE: Congratulations. 851 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:34,489 Yeah, Max, but she's a girl. (SIGHS) She's amazing. 852 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,033 She's such a great eater. She sleeps eight to eight. 853 00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,784 Wow, that's awesome. Are you here for the weekend? 854 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:40,870 Oh, no, my partner and I, we live here full time. 855 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:42,163 Yeah, we moved away from the city, 856 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,331 which was super scary, but, you know, I love it. 857 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,250 Wait, did I see that you got married? 858 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,377 Uh, no. No. (MUMBLES) 859 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:50,420 GWEN: Oh, you know what? I'm thinking about the other Katie 860 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,755 in your grade. Yeah, the other Katie. 861 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,300 She had her wedding featured on Nautical Nuptials. 862 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,011 -Amazing. (CHUCKLES) -KATIE: Wow. 863 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:58,513 Well, what are you up to today? 864 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,389 We're probably just gonna grab some food 865 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,141 at the deli, actually, in town. 866 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,019 (GASPS) Oh my God, their lox is what got me 867 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,270 through my second trimester. 868 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,689 Just the craziest cravings with this little one. 869 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,191 You know, pistachios, fish, 870 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,151 cottage cheese, butt stuff, whatever. 871 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,779 You name it, I had it. Oh, crazy idea alert, 872 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:17,115 but we're actually having a BBQ at mine today. 873 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,200 -You should come. -Is it a party? 874 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,537 It's a BBQ. Yeah. Come. 875 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,455 (BABY CRYING) 876 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,707 GWEN: Mm... 877 00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:31,045 (CHUCKLES) Sorry, we just, we get a little crazy 878 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,630 -on the weekends. -(ALL CHUCKLE) 879 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,925 Well, I mean, as you know crazy as we can with a little one. 880 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:37,760 (LAUGHS, SIGHS) 881 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:42,306 -Um, so what is it you do, Theo? -I'm a filmmaker. 882 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,143 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -THEO: Yeah, um, commercials. 883 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,228 Yeah, he just got back from Tokyo. 884 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,271 DELANEY: Oh, wow. 885 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,064 You know, I hear Japan's amazing. 886 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,274 What commercial were you shooting? 887 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,860 Um, it's nothing. 888 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:57,530 -Sweetie, just tell them. -No. It's just a small thing. 889 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,407 He's being so modest. He's being modest. 890 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,909 He was shooting a watch commercial 891 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,203 with Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman. 892 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,081 -DELANEY: Oh, wow. -Uh, that's-- that's so cool. 893 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,208 Did you get to meet them, the celebrities? 894 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,587 Yeah, that's not really why I do it, though. 895 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,463 -Hmm. -THEO: Hmm. 896 00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:17,175 No, of course not. 897 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,760 -KATIE: Yeah. -DELANEY: Oh, hello. 898 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,095 -THEO: Oh! -Oh, hi. 899 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,307 -Oh, no, careful. She can bite. -KATIE: She does? 900 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:27,226 Uh! Well, yeah, I guess she really likes you. 901 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,436 (KATIE AND GWEN CHUCKLE) 902 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,272 I've never seen her do that with anyone but me. 903 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,941 Noodle, why don't you come here? Come here. 904 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,111 Come to Papa. Hey, come on. Nood-- 905 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,654 -(BABY CRYING) -Mm! (SIGHS) 906 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:41,157 I think, um... Yeah, I think it's your turn, Daddy. 907 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,825 You know, I'm pretty sure I read in a book 908 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,994 that it's better to let 'em cry it out, right? 909 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:47,663 No, that's for when we're putting her to sleep, babe. 910 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,791 -Yes. Well, and nappies. -No, no, not just nappies. 911 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,960 THEO: Oh, now she wants to... she wants to come here. 912 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,296 Come on. Yeah, you want your Daddy. 913 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,006 -Okay. Here we go. -(DOG WHIMPERING) 914 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,132 -Oh! -THEO: (CHUCKLES) Oh! 915 00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,635 We're gonna look after the child as well. 916 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,178 Come on. 917 00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:03,304 -(ALL CHUCKLE) -Yeah. 918 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,181 -Just excuse me, okay? -No, that's okay. 919 00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:06,933 (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) 920 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,185 I'm very worried about the dog. 921 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:12,188 GWEN: I'm sorry, okay? I felt bad. 922 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:13,564 I saw them wandering the neighborhood, 923 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,733 looking longingly at all these families. 924 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:17,151 What was I supposed to do? 925 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,320 You always invite strangers into this house. 926 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,239 First, it was the kittens in the garage. 927 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,866 Now, it's these spinsters from your past. 928 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:28,579 -Baby, we have a child. -We do? 929 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,457 Wow, I just forgot about the 46 hours of labor 930 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,209 -and my torn anus. -(THEO GROANS) 931 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,002 THEO: The chatty one is hiding something, 932 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,545 and I know that you don't care, 933 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,381 but the mute keeps on fiddling with Noodle. 934 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:41,342 -I want them gone. -I want my life back. 935 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:49,642 Ladies, I couldn't find any weed but I have some ketamine. 936 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:51,686 Fuck. 937 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:52,853 (LAUGHING) 938 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:58,859 -(LOUDLY) Ow! -KATIE: (CHUCKLING) Ow! Ow! 939 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,528 (GROANS) It hit my spine. 940 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,489 (CONTINUES GROANING) 941 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,076 Oh my God. Since when is petting a dog weird? 942 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,120 It's not like I was only petting tail. 943 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,371 I'm serious. 944 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,832 Okay, well, I'm not "hiding" anything. 945 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:13,791 They're just frickin' nuts. 946 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,209 Whatever. That's the most excitement 947 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,419 -they've seen in months, so. -Yeah? 948 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,004 Her partner just shot a commercial 949 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,298 with Brad Pitt, but I hear you. 950 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,174 Yeah, they clearly hate each other, though. 951 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:23,843 Hate each other? Maybe they're a little tired. 952 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,011 Just had a baby. 953 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:28,055 Or maybe they were in love, and then they had the baby, 954 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,473 and now they hate each other. 955 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,309 -That's real nice. -I'm-- I'm sorry. 956 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,227 That's the reason I don't want kids. 957 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,354 All right, I know you want kids. 958 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,398 I mean it, I don't want kids. 959 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,901 Okay, you don't mean that, don't say that. 960 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:41,944 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 961 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,155 DELANEY: Um, I do mean it. I don't want kids. 962 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:46,699 Delaney, you don't mean that. Stop. 963 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,493 Can we not have this conversation? 964 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,787 Because that'd really put a damper on my entire day. 965 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,998 Yes, okay, sorry, um... 966 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:56,625 Okay, what do you wanna do? 967 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,422 -Follow me. -Okay? 968 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,426 ♪ ("DO SI DO" BY JENNY LEWIS PLAYING) ♪ 969 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:08,387 ♪ Turn up the stereo ♪ 970 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:18,356 ♪ ‘Til everything rattles, ooh ♪ 971 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:23,361 ♪ Life is a disco, a mambo... ♪ 972 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,820 I'm gonna get this with my name on it, 973 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,114 and she's gonna get this with her name on it. 974 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,909 ♪ Put on your day glow Do-si-do ♪ 975 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,702 DELANEY: What's the other two percent? 976 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,204 Um, paralegal? 977 00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:35,164 (BANG SNAPS EXPLODING) 978 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:37,041 -(BOTH LAUGH) -♪ Do-si-do ♪ 979 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,629 ♪ Open the window ♪ 980 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,465 (BANG SNAPS EXPLODING) 981 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:50,429 ♪ Get back in the saddle Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 982 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:55,434 ♪ This ain't no ghetto, Joe ♪ 983 00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:00,981 ♪ You're on the payroll ♪ 984 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:01,899 Hi! 985 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:06,362 ♪ Do-si-do Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 986 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,072 -DELANEY: Yeah! -KATIE: Ooh! 987 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,990 DELANEY: Oh my God! 988 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:14,328 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 989 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,496 ♪ Do-si-do ♪ 990 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,123 KATIE: Oh my God, they're very nimble. 991 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:24,296 ♪ Let the grown man cry ♪ 992 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:30,845 ♪ Powerful minds ♪ 993 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:33,097 -♪ Oh my ♪ -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 994 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,433 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 995 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,517 -KATIE: Really? -Yes. 996 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,852 He cuts his toenails in the car. 997 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,353 -KATIE: That's a good thing. -No. 998 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:42,815 Shots! Keep it going, all-nighter. 999 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:46,652 Oh, hi, Kyle. You sure you're allowed back in here? 1000 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:49,071 -(CHUCKLES) -(LAUGHS) 1001 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:53,617 -Dude, I'm so embarrassed. -How can we make this up to you? 1002 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,995 Um, I guess one of you could eat some dog shit. 1003 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:56,871 (LAUGHS) 1004 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:59,498 -Shit, I'll do it. -No, I'll do it. 1005 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,250 -I'll do it. -I am so sorry 1006 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,751 that we keep subjecting you to this. 1007 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:07,923 Let's just do a round of Fireball shots for everyone. 1008 00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:10,551 You like Fireball? 1009 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,512 I love Fireball. 1010 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,056 Let's fucking go. 1011 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:20,603 -(PHIL GROANS) -KATIE: What is with Phil? 1012 00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:22,480 What's up, Kaylee? 1013 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,774 Oh my God, dude. I gotta go to the bathroom. 1014 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,234 Well, we've been having so much fun, 1015 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:30,237 it's been hard to find the right time to tell her. 1016 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,572 Right. 1017 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,449 But, more importantly, as soon as you tell her, 1018 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:34,742 it's gonna be weird. 1019 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:37,244 Uh, yeah, that too. 1020 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,164 All right, then don't think about it and just have fun. 1021 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,999 I can't not think about it. 1022 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,586 -She is going to find out. -Mm-hmm. 1023 00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:49,590 -Oh my God. You're so stressed. -(LAUGHS) I know. 1024 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,383 -I know. -I can feel your heart 1025 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:54,595 -beating in your chest. -I know. 1026 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:56,931 Well, my fiancée wants to try for kids 1027 00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,974 -as soon as we get married. -Aw! 1028 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,976 So this will be the last time I see my friends 1029 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,395 for the next... (EXHALES) ...18 years. 1030 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,439 (CHUCKLING) 1031 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,982 That's so sad. 1032 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,067 -I know. -Don't say that. 1033 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,694 I agree. The fact is that we're getting older, 1034 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,780 and we're not gonna have a lot more weekends like this. 1035 00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:15,616 We're not 80 years old. This is not your last "hurrah." 1036 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:16,992 Do you know what a bachelor party is? 1037 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:18,702 By definition, it is a last hurrah. 1038 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,914 -I think you're being dramatic. -I don't think so. 1039 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,792 (SIGHS) 1040 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,544 Maybe we get another drink? 1041 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:27,878 -Yes. -Is-- is that an awful idea? 1042 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:30,381 -No, it's a good idea. -Okay, twist your arm? 1043 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:31,632 (LAUGHS) Twist my arm. 1044 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:33,676 I don't really do the whole American idealization 1045 00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:35,386 of excess supersizing thing. 1046 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:36,804 Well, except when it comes to real estate 1047 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,973 because tiny homes scare me. 1048 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:39,807 (DART THUDS) 1049 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,767 -Oh! -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1050 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:45,312 Beijing. Hold those. Thank you. 1051 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:50,818 -What's his deal? -Oh, he's a good dude. 1052 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,778 And he's like low-key rich now, too. 1053 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:56,991 But he only dates models. Sorry. Hey, um... 1054 00:42:57,032 --> 00:43:00,327 -Are-- are you single? -Yeah, I'm single. 1055 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,080 Same. I mean, me and my boys 1056 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:05,833 have like a strict no-dating policy for junior year. 1057 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,669 I love that. I wish my friends got that. 1058 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,715 Could you maybe put in a good word with, uh, Tommy? 1059 00:43:12,798 --> 00:43:14,758 -Like, to date? -No. 1060 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,136 -Oh, like, to smash? -Yeah, like, to smash. 1061 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:19,763 Yeah, I'll ask him. 1062 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,557 Less of an ask and more of a temperature check. 1063 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,851 Just check it out for me. 1064 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,978 It's my mission to get you kissing. 1065 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,896 -(DART THUDS) -(GRUNTS) 1066 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:31,025 Phil! Tommy! Family Fireball shots! 1067 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:32,776 (SOFTLY) Oh, fuck. 1068 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,029 -♪ But now I think about The good times ♪ -Cheers! 1069 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,698 ♪ Down in The Caribbean sunshine ♪ 1070 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,034 ♪ In my younger days I was so bad ♪ 1071 00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:43,245 ♪ Laughin' about All the fun we had ♪ 1072 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,205 ♪ I seen enough To feel the world spin ♪ 1073 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,708 ♪ Mixin' different oceans Meetin' cousins ♪ 1074 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,294 ♪ Listen to the drummers And the night sounds ♪ 1075 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,713 ♪ Listen to the singers make The world go... ♪ 1076 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,549 -♪ (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -Oh, fuck. I forgot to vote. 1077 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,426 -(CHUCKLES) -Guys, there's nothing open. 1078 00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:58,802 We really don't need to force the night. 1079 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:02,473 No, no, no. We said all-nighter. 1080 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,516 -We did. -I feel like Tommy and Delaney 1081 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,393 still need to clap cheeks. 1082 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,519 What are you talking about? 1083 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:09,104 Nothing. He's drunk. Ignore him. 1084 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:12,149 Well, we would invite you back to the Pelican Palace bar. 1085 00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:14,151 But it is, I've been told, 1086 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:17,363 an out-of-order vending machine in the parking lot. 1087 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:18,656 -Mm! -So... 1088 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,616 -That's correct. -They can't host. They can't host. 1089 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:22,785 (BOTH CHUCKING) 1090 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,411 You guys, should we just call it? 1091 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:27,206 -Yes. -No. No, let's go to ours. 1092 00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:28,749 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1093 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,335 -What about Dougie? -Uh, I dunno... 1094 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:35,047 -We'll be quiet. -(CHARLIE SNICKERS) 1095 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:39,802 Sorry, this is the only room in the house without cameras. 1096 00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:41,887 -I have cash. -Yeah, I think, uh... 1097 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,597 I think I should probably take Phil home. 1098 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:47,643 No. No. You should stay here. 1099 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,228 Charlie and Katie, they'll be back any second. 1100 00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:53,482 -PHIL: Chill. I'm friends with Danny. -Or we could play a game. 1101 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:56,235 You guys ever heard of Twister? 1102 00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:57,903 Oh, man. (SIGHS) 1103 00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:01,907 The Beta Phis brought it to the hockey house last spring. 1104 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,910 No, uh, seriously, I told Phil's wife I'd watch him. 1105 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,329 I think it's time for us to go, Phil. 1106 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,414 I'm good. Chill. 1107 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:10,040 Come on, we'll go back to the hotel. 1108 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,291 I think we should get Phil coffee. 1109 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,877 -Phil, do you want a coffee? -Don't fucking touch me. 1110 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,296 All right, yeah, let's get Phil coffee. 1111 00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:18,132 Is that okay? 1112 00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:20,676 Yeah, go get me fucking coffee and get out of here. 1113 00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:23,053 -Great, let's get Phil coffee. -Bye. 1114 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,139 This guy fucking thinks he knows what it's like 1115 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,015 to fucking live in a house with three women. 1116 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,101 No offense, you're awesome. 1117 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,478 CHARLIE: Ooh, a smooth banana IPA. 1118 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,730 (CHARLIE AND KATIE CHUCKLE) 1119 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,565 That could be-- that could be your wedding drink, 1120 00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:36,358 like your bride signature cocktail. 1121 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,736 I'm not doing any of that stuff. 1122 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,905 Right, 'cause you're, like, a cool bride. 1123 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,074 KATIE: Yes, yes, that's right. 1124 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,826 What's your signature cocktail? 1125 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,454 Well, I'm a cool groom, so I can't do that. 1126 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:52,124 Oh, you mean, you might actually be too cool of a groom 1127 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,502 if it takes you seven years to propose. 1128 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:58,338 Look, love happens in its own time. 1129 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,841 -Oh, right. -I don't make the timetable. 1130 00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:02,843 -Love makes the timetable. -And that's what you told her? 1131 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:04,219 -Yeah. -Yes, that's what I told her. 1132 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,013 And how much time did that buy you? 1133 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:08,307 -Seven years. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1134 00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:10,350 Ah, ah, ah, I see. 1135 00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:13,145 -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -What made you wait so long? 1136 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:14,938 I just wasn't sure. 1137 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,024 About your fiancée? 1138 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,984 About any of it. I just... 1139 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,694 I just didn't know if that's what I wanted. 1140 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,696 You know, I just think it's this thing 1141 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,031 that we all think we're supposed to do 1142 00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:25,949 'cause everybody else does it, but we never stop 1143 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,327 and ask ourselves if it's what we actually want. 1144 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:31,872 And then I realized that I did want it, 1145 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:33,874 and I do want kids, 1146 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:37,085 and that, eventually, I just had to get out of my own way 1147 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:40,214 and find somebody that I liked, and use good judgment, 1148 00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:44,259 and be smart and just, you know, pick them and... 1149 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,345 be happy. 1150 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:48,222 So romantic. 1151 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:50,307 I don't care if you don't think it's romantic. 1152 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:54,478 It's honest, and honesty is what sustains a marriage. 1153 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:55,562 It's not romance. 1154 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:58,565 I mean, you actually don't think 1155 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,400 that there's one person for everyone? 1156 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,238 (SCOFFS) I'm sorry, you can't be serious. 1157 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,114 -KATIE: What? -One person for everyone? 1158 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,742 No, of course not. I think there are millions of people 1159 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,868 that we can connect with. 1160 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:12,246 It's just a matter of when you meet them. 1161 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:15,499 We're not marrying these people because of timing. 1162 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:17,793 Don't say we're marrying them because of soulmates, 1163 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:20,087 'cause I'll leave you here with those beers. 1164 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:26,218 We are marrying them because we love them. 1165 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,221 Yes. 1166 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,431 KATIE: I mean, right? 1167 00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:33,976 I said yes. 1168 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:36,144 KATIE: I... You're not selling me. 1169 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:39,106 -Do you know? (CHUCKLES) -That's not my job. 1170 00:47:39,147 --> 00:47:41,483 This coffee expired six years ago. 1171 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,695 -Coffee doesn't expire. -I got cash money, baby girl. 1172 00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,154 PHIL: Remember that stuff from the '90s? 1173 00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:48,156 Don't worry about Phil. We'll give him some tap water, okay? 1174 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,283 Or like Windex or something. 1175 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:51,368 Would you like to share a glass of wine? 1176 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:52,619 What? 1177 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:55,455 Someone found a speaker. 1178 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,707 -Connect. -TOMMY: No. 1179 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:59,084 I have to conserve my battery for the Uber so we can leave. 1180 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,294 You remember leaving? 1181 00:48:00,335 --> 00:48:02,462 You can use my phone for the-- the music. 1182 00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:04,923 No offense, but you probably don't have my kind of music 1183 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,258 -on your phone, so... -Why? 1184 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,010 -What kind of music do you like? -House, 1185 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:10,137 but a very specific kind of house. 1186 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,973 -I like specific house. -TOMMY: Oh my God. 1187 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:14,266 Just listen to your music, okay? 1188 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,642 -Are you-- -Put it on your phone. 1189 00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,685 -I'm fine. -Are you-- 1190 00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:17,936 Put on your phone. I'm fine. 1191 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,396 KYLE: Oh, Tommy. 1192 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,608 I'm coming, Tommy. 1193 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:30,073 I'm gonna make two glasses of wine still for... 1194 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,993 if anyone wants to stay and-- and drink it with me. 1195 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:39,166 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1196 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,439 Delaney, could you fire up some pizzas, hon? 1197 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:05,359 For the guys, at least. 1198 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,361 I mean, I'm happy to host. I'm just... 1199 00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:09,071 Yeah, you don't seem anxious about it at all. 1200 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:10,822 What? Well, I'm a little worried. 1201 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,407 If I get a bad review, that is on you. 1202 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,034 Oh, my-- What is with you and this review? 1203 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,535 -Are you in some sort of legal bind? -What? 1204 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:19,206 -(LAUGHS) No, no, but-- -I will write you a comment 1205 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:20,874 -if they give you a shitty review. -Oh! 1206 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,044 -Oh! Thank you. -You know, um, 1207 00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:27,631 we could just go back to my hotel, if you want. 1208 00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:29,132 I mean, just say the word. 1209 00:49:30,884 --> 00:49:32,260 (EXHALES) Charlie, I can't. 1210 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,472 I'm engaged, you know? I... 1211 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,100 Trust me. (SIGHS) 1212 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,104 I feel it too, but there's not-- 1213 00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:45,023 (STAMMERS) I'm sorry, I meant like... 1214 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:48,360 I meant all of us would go back to my hotel, like, 1215 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:51,238 instead of you hosting here, just 'cause you seemed 1216 00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:53,198 -anxious about it. -Yeah, no, I'm... 1217 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,117 I'm so sorry. 1218 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,618 Um, just 'cause we'd been flirting, 1219 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,537 -so I thought that you were-- -I wasn't suggesting 1220 00:49:58,578 --> 00:50:01,331 that you and I would go back alone to my hotel. 1221 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:05,460 I hope I wasn't giving off that impression. 1222 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,504 I mean, did you think the friendly banter meant 1223 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:09,589 that I was going to, like, cheat on my fiancée? 1224 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,717 No. No. 1225 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,600 -Here, I'll-- Okay. -I got it. 1226 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,894 -KYLE: That's a fatty, dude. -(DOOR OPENS) 1227 00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:25,272 -♪ (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(SNIFFS) 1228 00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:27,107 Delaney, what the fuck are you doing? 1229 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:30,110 We said we'd stay in the bedroom. Delaney! 1230 00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:31,445 CHARLIE: Phil, buddy, time to go. 1231 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:34,114 -Finally, yeah, let's go. -DELANEY: No, stay. 1232 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:35,615 We can go to my room. 1233 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,117 -I'll make it fun. -No. 1234 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,244 -No, thanks. -Is it 'cause I'm not a model? 1235 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,788 No, because I don't share a genuine connection with you, 1236 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,373 and it feels weird to lead you on. 1237 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,500 -Oh, fuck you. -You know, I came here 1238 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:48,003 to celebrate an important time in Charlie's life. 1239 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:49,463 I tried to politely keep my distance 1240 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:51,339 so I could spend time with my friends, 1241 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:52,340 who I never see. 1242 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,384 But you inserted yourself into our plans 1243 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,928 and put us all in a very weird situation. 1244 00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:59,264 So, honestly, fuck you, Delaney. 1245 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:00,640 No. 1246 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,643 No. No, no, no. Fuck you, Tommy. 1247 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,437 Fuck you. 1248 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,647 Because that, that's the dopest girl 1249 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,274 that I've ever met. 1250 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,151 And you may not get her... 1251 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:13,653 but I do. 1252 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:22,537 I think I love you. 1253 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,708 -(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) 1254 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,419 (CHUCKLES) What-- What? 1255 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,630 What are you talking about? 1256 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,799 -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 1257 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,010 What? No, no, no, no, no. What-- What is going on here? 1258 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,513 Who are these people? Mom's house! 1259 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,349 -Can you not on the art? -KATIE: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1260 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:44,726 -They are about to leave. -Additional guests? 1261 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:47,646 Shoes inside? Alcohol? 1262 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:49,856 You agreed to the rules. 1263 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:52,526 I know. I know. I'm sorry. There were a lot of rules. 1264 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:54,611 And, honestly, no alcohol is crazy. 1265 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:55,529 -So... -Yeah. 1266 00:51:55,570 --> 00:51:57,531 'Cause I don't want to relapse again. 1267 00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:58,698 I'm two years sober. 1268 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,535 What is wrong with you people? This is my house. 1269 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:04,329 It kills me that I have to rent this out. 1270 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,331 But with my mom's leftover medical bills, 1271 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,250 -I don't really have... -(PHIL SNORTING) 1272 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,380 Really? 1273 00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:15,507 I'm not gonna not do the coke. 1274 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,967 -(DOORBELL RINGING) -(DOOR OPENS) 1275 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,552 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Hi. 1276 00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,011 Hi. 1277 00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:22,180 -We're here for Big Dick Phil. -♪ ("GO OFF" BY DAI BURGER PLAYING) ♪ 1278 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,683 -What? -Oh my God. I'm him. 1279 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:27,060 Phil, please tell me that you didn't hire-- 1280 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:28,145 Delaney said I could. 1281 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,313 I said he could. 'Cause guess what? 1282 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:33,733 All guys like strippers, Katie, even your lover, Charlie. 1283 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,318 Okay, well, he's not my lover. 1284 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:38,196 I mean, you have been eye-fucking her all week, dude. 1285 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:39,698 -See? -Whoa! 1286 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,242 What about my sister? 1287 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,578 -That's not chill. -What are you talking about? 1288 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:45,871 She's engaged. 1289 00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:49,416 You knew? 1290 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,711 Charlie knew. 1291 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,546 Hey, we're drunk, okay? 1292 00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:56,214 Let's not talk about this right now. 1293 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:57,716 You don't want to talk about how you hid 1294 00:52:57,757 --> 00:52:59,926 your engagement from me for an entire weekend? 1295 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,219 KATIE: Can you stop? 1296 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,972 DELANEY: How you put our phones in a kitchen drawer? 1297 00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:05,432 -Stop. -You're a psycho! 1298 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,601 And you're a fucking bitch! 1299 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,769 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -Okay, this is just sad. 1300 00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:11,605 -I can't dance here. -Same. 1301 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:14,065 Friendship stuff is super triggering. 1302 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:15,358 Yeah. 1303 00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:22,115 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1304 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,035 (SNIFFLES) Okay, I got another girl, 1305 00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:27,037 but it'll take her 45 minutes to get here. 1306 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,288 Get out! 1307 00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:30,207 You get out. 1308 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,878 You're a pervert. You filmed us. 1309 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,214 Pervert. 1310 00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:38,757 -Pervert. -DELANEY: Pervert. 1311 00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:41,760 -Pervert. Pervert. -PHIL: Pervert. Pervert. 1312 00:53:41,801 --> 00:53:43,220 -Pervert. -Pervert. 1313 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:46,389 -Pervert. -Pervert. You're creepy! 1314 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:49,309 You don't treat guests this way! 1315 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,603 (DIAL TONE RINGING) 1316 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,314 -Everywhere's closed, Delaney. -I'm not talking to you. 1317 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,942 -Okay, but nowhere's open. -You don't know everything. 1318 00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:58,443 (DIAL TONE CONTINUES RINGING) 1319 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,321 Ugh. 1320 00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:03,990 OPERATOR: If you'd like to make a call... 1321 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,158 -Oh, hello. -...please hang up 1322 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,576 and try again... 1323 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:10,705 I'll have one pizza for one person. 1324 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,123 (DISCONNECT TONE RINGS) 1325 00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:13,625 DELANEY: I can hold. 1326 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,502 -(MUFFLED MOANING) -(RHYTHMIC BANGING ON WALL) 1327 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,545 He says it's gonna be five minutes, so... 1328 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:19,673 KATIE: He didn't want to know what type of pizza? 1329 00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:22,509 I always get pepperoni and they always know, so... 1330 00:54:22,550 --> 00:54:25,178 Yeah? I didn't hear a credit card number. 1331 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:28,473 -I'm paying cash and stuff. -Mm. 1332 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:33,520 -(BANGING INTENSIFIES) -(MOANING CONTINUES) 1333 00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:37,023 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) -♪ (SOFY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1334 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:44,990 (KATIE SCOFFS) 1335 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:49,536 (SIGHS) 1336 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,248 (CELL PHONE THUDS) 1337 00:54:53,331 --> 00:54:55,625 Tommy took my charger into his room and... 1338 00:54:58,003 --> 00:54:59,296 I know, but... 1339 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:01,256 All right, well, 1340 00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,717 Kyle's also not exactly the most reliable narrator. 1341 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,305 I can't. 1342 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:10,432 Look, I'm gonna be home in a few hours. 1343 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:14,811 No, I'm here. 1344 00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:19,816 No, my service is fine. I'm gonna-- 1345 00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:22,360 I'll be home in a few hours and then we can talk, okay? 1346 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,988 (SUITCASE CLATTERING) 1347 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,081 -Ready. -Great. 1348 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:38,043 AUTOMATED VOICE: Four hours and 37 minutes to destination. 1349 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:54,893 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1350 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:20,919 (LEVER CLICKS) 1351 00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:23,004 (KEYS JANGLING) 1352 00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:35,809 Can we please talk about last night? 1353 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,144 About what? 1354 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:42,065 All of it. I mean... 1355 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:46,111 Do you remember any of it? 1356 00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:47,529 I know you can black out big chunks 1357 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:48,863 when you drink like that. 1358 00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,912 I remember that you lied to me about getting engaged. 1359 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,998 -I remember that. -I tried to tell you. 1360 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,917 That first night, I had this whole thing planned. 1361 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,503 It's the... the whole reason we did the trip. 1362 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,507 You lied to me all weekend. 1363 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:10,176 No, I... I tried to tell you all weekend. 1364 00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:12,554 Another lie. That's great. 1365 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,347 Why do you always lie? 1366 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:15,932 Honestly, you lie to me all the time. 1367 00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:16,933 I'm not a liar. 1368 00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:19,436 It's just really hard to be honest with you. 1369 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:22,814 I mean, you hate everything. You hate everyone. 1370 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,108 -I don't hate everyone. -Admit you hate John. 1371 00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:27,193 Admit it. 1372 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,404 You've never liked him. You roll your eyes when he talks. 1373 00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:30,864 You don't laugh at his jokes. 1374 00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:33,324 I don't know why, he's so sweet, but you have always hated him. 1375 00:57:33,366 --> 00:57:35,201 -I hate how boring he makes you. -KATIE: Boring? 1376 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,704 Why? 'Cause I don't want to babysit your fucking benders. 1377 00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:40,373 At least I'm not stuck in some sad routine. 1378 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,000 I'm not sad. I'm happy. 1379 00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,002 (SCOFFS) You look happy. 1380 00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:46,337 Why don't you call it? 1381 00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:48,590 I'm serious. Why don't you leave the city? 1382 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:51,426 Go drown your personality in white wine with Gwen. 1383 00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:52,886 That sounds better than staying here 1384 00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:55,555 and wasting it with you one weekend at a time. 1385 00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:59,142 Why don't you try caring about something? 1386 00:58:00,935 --> 00:58:03,855 Why don't you try making a fucking effort? 1387 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,901 -Why don't you grow up? -I am grown up! 1388 00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:10,695 -You still do cocaine! -Doing cocaine is fun, Katie! 1389 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:13,990 Okay. Yeah, well, maybe we're too different now. 1390 00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:19,454 Yeah. Maybe we are. 1391 00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:23,082 ♪ ("ABSENCE" BY DYAN PLAYING) ♪ 1392 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,252 Get out. 1393 00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:34,344 Hey! There she is. 1394 00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:35,929 How you doing? You feeling okay? 1395 00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:38,598 -Yeah, just going in the shower. -Okay. 1396 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:43,311 (SNIFFS) 1397 00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:47,065 ♪ The day you ride away From me ♪ 1398 00:58:49,442 --> 00:58:52,111 ♪ Taking light And leaving grief ♪ 1399 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,446 (SOBS) 1400 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:55,031 (ALEX SPEAKING ON LAPTOP) 1401 00:58:55,114 --> 00:58:59,786 ♪ I keep the hurt I'd rather feel ♪ 1402 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:06,167 ♪ And watch the shadow From my knees ♪ 1403 00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:10,255 ♪ (SINGER HUMMING) ♪ 1404 00:59:12,131 --> 00:59:13,299 There were two pigs, okay, 1405 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,009 and they're in the same pit of mud. 1406 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,929 And the wife pig turns over to the husband pig, 1407 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,099 and she says, "Have you seen Farmer Joe's pants lately?" 1408 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,691 Why would you cancel? 1409 00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:32,151 The husband goes, "Oh, that's so funny. 1410 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:33,987 I thought he said pork chop." 1411 00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:41,911 ♪ Remind me of that place We know... ♪ 1412 00:59:43,913 --> 00:59:47,166 Thank you so much. I had a really nice time. 1413 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,501 ♪ (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 1414 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,295 (SIGHS) 1415 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,842 KATIE: "Oops. Did a thing. 1416 00:59:55,925 --> 01:00:00,013 Officially secured series B fundy for my startup." 1417 01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:06,644 -Who do you think posted that? -What? Oh, oh, oh, um... 1418 01:00:08,229 --> 01:00:09,647 Elon Musk. 1419 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:12,191 Uh, no, no. It's someone we know. 1420 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,652 Oh, oh, uh, some... 1421 01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:18,406 I give up. (CHUCKLES) 1422 01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:21,659 Uh, okay. Um, no, it was Diane's date 1423 01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:23,494 -from, uh, New Year's. -Oh. 1424 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:25,830 (STUTTERS) No, I don't even think I met her. 1425 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:28,082 Oh, is she friends with Delaney? 1426 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,500 Speaking of which, 1427 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:32,003 is Delaney coming to dinner this weekend? 1428 01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:33,880 I don't think so. 1429 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,966 -Why? -Well, we're in a fight. 1430 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:39,636 The two of you are fighting. 1431 01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:40,887 -Yeah. -That's 1432 01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:43,431 -maybe never happened in the history of the world. -Yeah. 1433 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,433 -What happened? -Um, it's very dumb. 1434 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:47,060 Uh, it was about the engagement. 1435 01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:50,229 -Oh. -I... 1436 01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:51,814 So, I never actually told her. 1437 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:54,859 She found out on my phone and went ballistic 1438 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,694 -and got wasted. -Wait, wait, what do you mean? 1439 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:57,904 You didn't tell her that-- 1440 01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:59,614 I mean, remember I tried and you called, 1441 01:00:59,697 --> 01:01:00,698 so I couldn't really. 1442 01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:01,908 And then I tried later that night 1443 01:01:01,949 --> 01:01:03,493 -and it got extremely weird. -No. 1444 01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:06,079 No, no, no, don't, don't do that. 1445 01:01:06,162 --> 01:01:08,956 I let you wait until the perfect moment 1446 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,084 to tell her how you wanted to tell her. 1447 01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:12,835 And you said you would do that on the trip. 1448 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,754 You told me you would handle that on the trip 1449 01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:16,214 so we could start planning our wedding. 1450 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:18,675 I mean, you're a little obsessed with planning the wedding. 1451 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,260 Well, yeah, I want to celebrate our marriage 1452 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:22,804 with our family and our friends. 1453 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:24,764 No offense, I don't think you really get it. 1454 01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:26,891 You know, I don't think you get me and Delaney exactly. 1455 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,685 -I don't think you could. -JOHN: See how do you... 1456 01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:30,019 How do you say that? 1457 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,563 I've been nothing but accommodating to you 1458 01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:35,483 and your friend. She has a drawer in our dresser. 1459 01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:37,318 -You said that was fun. -It-- it was. 1460 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:40,113 It is. 1461 01:01:40,154 --> 01:01:42,990 But I just wanna know when you're gonna choose us. 1462 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:46,619 Right? When you will stop bending our lives together 1463 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:49,831 -for Delaney. -KATIE: It's not just Delaney. 1464 01:01:49,914 --> 01:01:51,207 -JOHN: Hold on. What-- No. -No, no, no. 1465 01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:53,126 What do you... what do you... What do you mean? 1466 01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:55,211 KATIE: You know, marriage can really change your life. 1467 01:01:55,294 --> 01:01:58,214 And... and a lot of times for the better, 1468 01:01:58,297 --> 01:02:00,049 which I think will be, you know, our case. 1469 01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:01,551 And I'm very excited, of course. 1470 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:03,886 But there's just a lot of changes. 1471 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,304 Like, for example, you know, 1472 01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:07,056 eventually, we will probably want to move out of the city. 1473 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,642 And that's fine. And I'm-- You know, we'll do that for you. 1474 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:12,645 And you go out there and then all of a sudden, 1475 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,147 all your friends are married couples 1476 01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:16,941 that moved out there too and... and nobody knew you before 1477 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,109 you were a married couple, 1478 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:19,902 so it's actually a bit like you didn't exist 1479 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:21,320 before you were part of a married couple, 1480 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,156 -so that's the new you. -JOHN: Uh, I'm just gonna... 1481 01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,782 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna stop you. 1482 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,409 I don't even know what to believe anymore. 1483 01:02:28,786 --> 01:02:32,123 -John! -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1484 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:37,044 LUCA: So, anyways, popcorn to Delaney. 1485 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,130 I didn't have any peaks this week. 1486 01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:42,592 Well, a week of valleys 1487 01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:44,677 finds time in our cal eventually. 1488 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:45,928 Everything okay? 1489 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,347 Yeah, it's-- Everything's okay. 1490 01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:50,850 Delaney, we're here if you ever want to share, obviously. 1491 01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:53,728 But you seem to hate Peaks and Valleys, so... 1492 01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:56,898 -I don't hate Peaks and Valleys. -LUCA: Really? 1493 01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:58,900 Once you thought you were muted and you screamed 1494 01:02:58,983 --> 01:03:00,860 "fuck" when we started playing the game. 1495 01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:04,489 Okay, fine. Um... 1496 01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:08,242 My valley was... 1497 01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:15,291 my best friend lied to me about getting engaged. 1498 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:19,212 -What? -Wow. 1499 01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:22,423 Wow. That is a deep valley. Very deep. 1500 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:26,844 Okay. Let's dive into this. Let's dive into this. 1501 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,387 Come on. We're here for you. 1502 01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:31,724 Wow. Your hair. 1503 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,102 I always picture-- pictured you as a blonde. 1504 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:37,146 ALEX: Look at you. Okay, so, wait. 1505 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,731 Tell me everything. Who is this fiancé? 1506 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,441 -What's his name? -Yeah. 1507 01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:44,070 -John. -ALEX: Where's John from? 1508 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,781 -LUCA: Yep, John. -The Midwest. 1509 01:03:46,864 --> 01:03:49,408 -What state? -Minneapolis. 1510 01:03:51,285 --> 01:03:54,580 Michigan or Minnesota. It's an M. I just... 1511 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,082 I can't remember right now. 1512 01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:58,209 You seem like you must hate him. 1513 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,627 I don't hate him. 1514 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:01,254 -I don't hate John. -That's very nice. 1515 01:04:01,337 --> 01:04:03,089 It's your best friend, so you're trying to be nice, 1516 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:05,258 but, like, what did he do? He obviously cheated. 1517 01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:07,009 -He obviously-- -He cheated. 1518 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,845 He did cheat, Alex. He cheated-- 1519 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,097 John did not cheat. John's not a cheater. 1520 01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:13,015 He's totally obsessed with her. 1521 01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:17,103 But too obsessed, probably. 1522 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,522 No. 1523 01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:21,524 -No. -No, to where it's like, 1524 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,777 -true crime. -No. 1525 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,613 He treats her really well. He's a very good guy. 1526 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:29,866 So, he treats her well? 1527 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:33,619 Yeah, he treats her well. 1528 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:38,499 Wait, and she-- is she, like, happy with him? 1529 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:42,920 Yeah. 1530 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,882 Okay, wait. Sorry for the disconnect here, 1531 01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:47,258 but what's the problem? 1532 01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:50,303 And the toy guy said 1533 01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:52,013 that that's the most popular thing he sells. 1534 01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:53,639 Yeah, no, the kids wanted one of these. 1535 01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:55,099 -(HENRY GRUNTS) -I... I just got them 1536 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:57,351 a new globe, but never enough. 1537 01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:00,980 -Where's John? -Uh, he has a work thing. 1538 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,773 DARIA: Oh, did he decide if he wanted the chicken 1539 01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:04,483 or lamb skewers for the cocktail hour? 1540 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,111 Shoot! Uh, I... I'll ask him. I'm... I'm not sure. 1541 01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:09,989 Oh, if you get that thing wet, it turns blue. 1542 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:12,909 So, he's rehabbing brittle hips after sundown? 1543 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:15,536 He's really burning the midnight oil. 1544 01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:18,497 And, um, if you want it to go back to red again, 1545 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,667 -you just put it in the sun. -Is there trouble in paradise? 1546 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:26,339 You can't hide from an empath, little sister. 1547 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:29,050 Um... 1548 01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:30,968 Delaney and I got into a fight. And now, 1549 01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:35,014 John and I are in a bit of a fight about that fight. 1550 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:38,142 Of course. No, no, no. We all saw this coming. 1551 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,186 You know, you guys are emotionally stunted. 1552 01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:41,896 Daria says you both have arrested development. 1553 01:05:41,979 --> 01:05:43,439 (SCOFFS) I never said that. Thank you very much. 1554 01:05:43,522 --> 01:05:45,524 Oh, so, you just happened to leave your notebook open 1555 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,400 to a page that said, 1556 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:48,027 "Never individuated into adulthood?" 1557 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,695 Did you find the key to my office again? 1558 01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:50,738 It doesn't matter. Look. 1559 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:53,282 The medical fact is you guys are basically still kids 1560 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,700 who are clinging on to each other 1561 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:57,536 in the cafeteria of life. You're emotionally stunted. 1562 01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:02,041 Oh, that's a very mature response, Katie. 1563 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,669 Do you see what I'm saying? You're stunted. 1564 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,130 -That's so rich coming from you. -Look, I'm sorry. 1565 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,341 I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this, 1566 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:13,177 but it might actually be time for you to grow up. 1567 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:16,097 -We have all had to. -Did we? 1568 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:18,474 I mean, did we all have to? You're, like, 40 years old 1569 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,393 and you still blame everything on our parents. 1570 01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:22,395 You're emotionally stunted, not me. 1571 01:06:22,436 --> 01:06:24,063 -Tell him, Daria. -No, no, no, Daria. 1572 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:25,982 Tell her that she's narcissistic like Dad. 1573 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,441 Do you know that the DSM-5 1574 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,944 defines narcissism as a personality disorder? 1575 01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:32,238 Right, Daria? A cluster B personality disorder, 1576 01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:33,948 which I think we can both agree you have. 1577 01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,408 -I have a personality disorder? -HENRY: Yeah. 1578 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,535 -Obviously. -Oh my God, you're delusional. 1579 01:06:37,576 --> 01:06:39,954 You're-- you're literally medically delusional. 1580 01:06:40,037 --> 01:06:41,706 You're-- you're certifiable. Daria, tell him. 1581 01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:43,791 You have every symptom. Tell him. Tell him. He lit-- 1582 01:06:43,874 --> 01:06:47,336 Shut up! Just shut the fuck up! 1583 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,506 (SOBS) 1584 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,843 Today I listened to a man 1585 01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:56,262 detail an intense reptilian fetish 1586 01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:58,097 that's ruining his marriage. 1587 01:06:58,139 --> 01:07:01,267 And I had to tell him, "No, that's not weird. 1588 01:07:01,308 --> 01:07:04,228 Do you want an iguana to act as a third?" 1589 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:08,065 A girl ate rocks in front of me. 1590 01:07:08,941 --> 01:07:11,444 And I had to tell a mother, 1591 01:07:11,485 --> 01:07:14,739 who told me that she lost her pregnancy, 1592 01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:16,866 I had to promise her 1593 01:07:16,949 --> 01:07:19,493 that she would get over it one day. 1594 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:22,288 Do you guys want a medical diagnosis? 1595 01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:25,791 You are both ungrateful shits! 1596 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:28,127 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1597 01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:39,013 -(DOOR SLAMS CLOSE) -I can't believe she said 1598 01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:41,057 all that stuff about her patients. 1599 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:45,102 I mean, isn't that supposed to be, like, really private? 1600 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:47,146 Okay. 1601 01:07:48,939 --> 01:07:51,609 I know we didn't have the ideal childhood. 1602 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,738 But you cannot keep using it as an excuse. 1603 01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:01,368 I mean, come on. Can you be the adult for once? 1604 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:03,829 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1605 01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:05,664 Can you help me for once? 1606 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,502 Things are gonna be okay with John. 1607 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:13,714 I don't know, actually. 1608 01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:17,134 Yeah, he's... 1609 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:20,220 -He's really mad. -People get mad, Katie. 1610 01:08:21,805 --> 01:08:24,100 It's a part of life, and it's gonna be a long road 1611 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:25,850 if you walk around trying to make everything nice 1612 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:29,313 for everybody all the time. You've gotta be honest. 1613 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:31,564 I know 1614 01:08:32,691 --> 01:08:33,943 what Delaney means to you. 1615 01:08:34,026 --> 01:08:36,194 And I know how much she was there for you when you were kids. 1616 01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:38,781 And, yes, I maybe thought that you were freaks... 1617 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,658 But what you had was special. 1618 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,203 You guys had a great run. 1619 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:52,211 So, maybe it's okay that it's over. 1620 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:54,380 Sometimes the past can't last. 1621 01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:57,883 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1622 01:08:57,966 --> 01:08:59,760 Pass me my poem journal. Hurry up. 1623 01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:02,555 Quick, quick, quick, quick. 1624 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:06,225 ROXY: Okay, I made a guest list. 1625 01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:07,725 Pretty much everyone who's coming is cool 1626 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,813 except for, like, one other assistant from my office. 1627 01:09:10,895 --> 01:09:12,857 Have I shown you her grid before? 1628 01:09:12,898 --> 01:09:14,942 She posts so much emo shit. 1629 01:09:15,024 --> 01:09:17,569 It's like, we get that you have cancer. 1630 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:21,740 -Maybe she wants support. -What? (SCOFFS) 1631 01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:23,993 Or seeing it helps other people. 1632 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:25,911 Well, it doesn't help me. 1633 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:28,538 -I meant other sick people. -Right. 1634 01:09:29,206 --> 01:09:31,417 Wait, how much do we hate Katie? 1635 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,044 Like, we haven't talked about this at all. 1636 01:09:34,086 --> 01:09:37,548 Yeah, what she did wasn't great. 1637 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:40,968 You know what I always say, "Hate motivates." 1638 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,304 Liking stuff, that can motivate too. 1639 01:09:43,386 --> 01:09:45,973 No, liking stuff is for sheep. 1640 01:09:46,055 --> 01:09:47,975 Plus, hating stuff is like our thing. 1641 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:50,435 We both know the whole world sucks. 1642 01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:53,439 -The whole world sucks? -ROXY: Yeah. 1643 01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:55,274 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1644 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,278 (SIGHS) 1645 01:10:01,947 --> 01:10:03,240 I think I need to leave. 1646 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:05,451 I mean, same. This place is a shithole. 1647 01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:07,912 Like, it's obviously a temporary situation. 1648 01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:09,663 No. 1649 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,832 I just don't want to be around you anymore. 1650 01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:17,213 I hate that we love to hate people. 1651 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,381 It makes me feel sick. 1652 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,801 And I want to feel good. 1653 01:10:23,969 --> 01:10:25,137 I want to be happy. 1654 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,472 I want to be happy for other people. 1655 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:28,015 I want to be happy for my family. 1656 01:10:28,098 --> 01:10:29,600 I want to be happy for my friends. 1657 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:34,355 (SIGHS) But I don't know how to do that. 1658 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,358 I don't know how to be happy 1659 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,652 for people. 1660 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:46,283 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(SIGHS) 1661 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,868 Did you, like, write that in your notes app 1662 01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:50,996 to say to me? That's so fucking lame, Delaney. 1663 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,292 DELANEY: Okay, bye. 1664 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,422 -JOHN: All right. Just keep breathing. -PATIENT: Ow, ow. 1665 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:02,424 JOHN: Okay. Other side. 1666 01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,426 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -JOHN: One second. Sorry. 1667 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,512 ♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1668 01:11:08,013 --> 01:11:09,014 Delaney. 1669 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:12,101 -Hi. -JOHN: What happened? 1670 01:11:12,184 --> 01:11:13,519 Is everyone okay? 1671 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:17,398 -What? Yeah. -(EXHALES) Um... 1672 01:11:19,149 --> 01:11:21,735 then, um, why are you here? 1673 01:11:26,198 --> 01:11:27,491 Where are you from? 1674 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,370 Uh, 1675 01:11:32,579 --> 01:11:33,580 Illinois. 1676 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,542 -I knew that. (CHUCKLES) -(JOHN CHUCKLES) 1677 01:11:39,044 --> 01:11:41,463 Did you like it there in Illinois? 1678 01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:44,383 Do you mind? 1679 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:46,552 -Sure. -Okay. 1680 01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:48,846 PATIENT: Who is it? 1681 01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:52,766 -(DOOR CLOSES) -PATIENT: Who is this? 1682 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:55,436 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1683 01:11:57,771 --> 01:12:01,191 Yeah, I lived in Illinois pretty much my whole life. 1684 01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:03,694 High school, college. 1685 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:07,281 "Go Phoenixes." It was our college mascot. 1686 01:12:07,364 --> 01:12:08,615 Yeah, my whole family went there. 1687 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:12,202 And I am so sorry that I didn't tell you 1688 01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,871 that I was gonna propose to Katie. 1689 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,041 It's okay. 1690 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,586 Probably made you hate me even more. 1691 01:12:20,627 --> 01:12:24,006 I never hated you. I hated you existed. 1692 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:29,470 -That was, I... (CHUCKLES) -Right. (CHUCKLES) 1693 01:12:30,971 --> 01:12:32,973 You never did anything wrong. 1694 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:40,606 I did everything to make it incredibly weird for you. 1695 01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:43,108 And I'm... I'm really sorry. 1696 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,864 I'm really happy it's you. 1697 01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:54,787 I will, uh, let you back 1698 01:12:54,828 --> 01:12:57,790 -to work. -Yeah, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1699 01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:00,751 We're-- We're actually in a fight. 1700 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:05,255 Um, she lied to me about telling you. 1701 01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:07,466 And I just don't understand why she can't be 1702 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:09,760 honest with me. 1703 01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:12,638 I don't know. 1704 01:13:14,765 --> 01:13:17,976 Maybe she's afraid of losing us. 1705 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,938 Or maybe it's... 1706 01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:25,150 trying to protect us? I really don't know. 1707 01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:29,613 I do know that... 1708 01:13:33,325 --> 01:13:34,743 getting older is... 1709 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:37,663 really scary. 1710 01:13:43,877 --> 01:13:46,004 PATIENT: I'm not paying for this. 1711 01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,091 -I got his card on file. -(CHUCKLES) 1712 01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:52,511 KATIE: So, can we talk? 1713 01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:54,555 I mean, what... what are we doing? 1714 01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:57,182 I... I can't take more silent treatment. 1715 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:01,770 That's my client, Jerry. 1716 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:07,443 Uh, uh, Yeah, I know Jerry. 1717 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:09,862 Do you know his wife, Marlene? 1718 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,531 You know, they've been married for years. 1719 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:15,701 Lived in four states, three countries. 1720 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:20,205 They got divorced, got back together, 1721 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,584 lived in next-door houses just for their own space. 1722 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:26,920 Until they built this place. 1723 01:14:28,755 --> 01:14:29,756 Together. 1724 01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:34,720 I don't know what the rest of our lives will look like, 1725 01:14:34,761 --> 01:14:37,139 but it can be whatever we want it to be. 1726 01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:40,225 I love you. I love you. 1727 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,644 -JOHN: I love you too. -I'm sorry. 1728 01:14:43,395 --> 01:14:44,605 I'm sorry... 1729 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:46,690 I'm sorry I lied. 1730 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,943 And I'm gonna do better. 1731 01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:52,863 I know. I know. She told me. 1732 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:56,200 -Who? -Delaney. 1733 01:14:57,451 --> 01:15:00,579 Um, when... when did you see Delaney? 1734 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,832 Today. She came by the office. 1735 01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:06,960 Why? She's, like, what? 1736 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:09,755 Like, returning the stuff I had in her apartment, or... 1737 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:14,760 She wanted to know where I was from. 1738 01:15:18,138 --> 01:15:19,264 Yeah? 1739 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,226 Actually? 1740 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:26,855 Go get your girl. 1741 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:31,902 -Go on. -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1742 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,570 Yeah. 1743 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:38,575 Open up your gait. There you go. 1744 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:41,828 ♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1745 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:06,687 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1746 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,984 ♪ (UPBEAT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1747 01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:13,193 Katie, no. 1748 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:15,696 There's a list, and you're not the aesthetic. 1749 01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:16,989 And honestly, even if you were, 1750 01:16:17,030 --> 01:16:18,949 there's already a Jennifer here, and we can't, like, 1751 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:20,826 have a Jennifer and a Katie, you know? 1752 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:24,955 Yeah, okay. Um, Roxy, I know you think I'm lame, 1753 01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:26,790 but I know that you're miserable, 1754 01:16:26,832 --> 01:16:31,753 and that's why you're so mean. I feel bad for you. Okay? 1755 01:16:33,463 --> 01:16:34,840 Yeah. 1756 01:16:34,881 --> 01:16:38,135 -Same. -Yeah. Uh, where's Delaney? 1757 01:16:38,176 --> 01:16:39,636 Where do you think? 1758 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:41,680 Fuck. 1759 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,934 DELANEY: Occupied. 1760 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:48,729 -DELANEY: Occupied. -Delaney, drop the drugs. 1761 01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:51,356 -I said occupied. -(TOILET FLUSHING) 1762 01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:56,612 -So, I was gonna-- -Sorry, um, can I go first? 1763 01:16:56,695 --> 01:17:00,073 'Cause I'm feeling brave and that might go away. 1764 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:03,160 Go ahead. 1765 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:12,377 I look at you and I feel like we are still 12 years old. 1766 01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:15,380 And I really love that. (CHUCKLES) 1767 01:17:17,424 --> 01:17:19,801 But we're not 12 years old anymore. 1768 01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:23,930 And we can't spend every second together anymore. 1769 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:26,558 ♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1770 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:28,852 And we don't like all the same things anymore, 1771 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,812 as much as I try to fight that. (CHUCKLES) 1772 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:34,274 And I want to get married. 1773 01:17:36,234 --> 01:17:37,402 And I want to have kids. 1774 01:17:39,112 --> 01:17:44,159 And I want to save pictures of bathroom renovations I like. 1775 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:49,414 And I want to make little dishes for my keys. 1776 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,416 And I want to move out of the city. 1777 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,418 And I know you don't want that stuff. 1778 01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:55,295 You don't even like that stuff, 1779 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:59,716 actually, and you don't even really like people who do. 1780 01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:02,427 Which is scary. 1781 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:08,934 And I didn't tell you about the engagement 1782 01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:11,269 because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy for me. 1783 01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:15,315 And that would just break my heart beyond repair. 1784 01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:19,027 (SNIFFLES) 1785 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:22,155 And I'm so happy about this next chapter of my life, 1786 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,073 but I'm terrified 1787 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,200 that you don't want to be a part of it. 1788 01:18:27,786 --> 01:18:31,123 And I know I really messed up by lying. 1789 01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:34,126 And I'm really, really sorry. 1790 01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:38,797 And if things are different now, I understand. 1791 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:42,300 And if we end up parting ways... 1792 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:47,055 I just wanted to say thank you. 1793 01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:53,478 Being your best friend has just been 1794 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:56,022 the highlight of my life. 1795 01:18:59,317 --> 01:19:00,527 (DELANEY SNIFFLES) 1796 01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:02,821 And I think we're really lucky... 1797 01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:05,031 to have lasted as long as we did. 1798 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:19,963 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(INSECTS CHIRPING) 1799 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,507 Well, it's not every day your kid sister gets married. 1800 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,801 Um, I'm incredibly honored to be here. 1801 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:28,221 And I was asked to put a couple words together 1802 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:30,849 and to try to capture the spirit of marriage 1803 01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:34,394 and, um, what it means to our civilization 1804 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,063 and, particularly, what it means 1805 01:19:37,147 --> 01:19:38,648 to these two very special people. 1806 01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:40,525 So, I've done my best... 1807 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:42,903 and I think you'll agree. 1808 01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:48,116 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -"Love's passion 1809 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,202 always in fashion. 1810 01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:52,954 French kissing 1811 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:55,207 sad to be missing. 1812 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,169 Willows swaying, children playing. 1813 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:03,048 Love will find a way. 1814 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,175 Today. 1815 01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:07,177 Forevermore. 1816 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:11,932 Into dawn, Katie and John. 1817 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,228 You have truly won 1818 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:18,897 the game." 1819 01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:24,236 (SOFTLY) Thank you. 1820 01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:34,454 Thank you for that beautiful poem, Henry. 1821 01:20:39,709 --> 01:20:42,254 Okay. Let's do this. 1822 01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:45,465 "Dearly beloved..." 1823 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,260 ♪ ("JUST SAY A FOUR LETTER WORD (LOVE)" PLAYING) ♪ 1824 01:20:57,435 --> 01:21:00,063 It's so crazy you spend more time with like, 1825 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:03,692 a hairdresser than you do with, like, your best friends. 1826 01:21:03,775 --> 01:21:05,110 One hundred percent. 1827 01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:07,904 My eyebrow woman is... is... is closer to me. I text her. 1828 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,781 -We're on a texting basis. -Yeah. 1829 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:16,580 ♪ Girl I got what you desire Yeah ♪ 1830 01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:22,711 ♪ I got a love heat To light your fire ♪ 1831 01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:25,088 ♪ Oh, girl ♪ 1832 01:21:25,130 --> 01:21:28,174 ♪ And if If there's something... ♪ 1833 01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:31,303 It's like, really fun just to like, sleep, right? 1834 01:21:31,344 --> 01:21:34,514 To be in bed for a full 24 hours, 1835 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:36,683 -people say that's depression. -It is like a luxury. 1836 01:21:36,766 --> 01:21:38,810 I say that's a luxury. Exactly, yeah. 1837 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,021 A hundred percent. A hundred percent. 1838 01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:46,985 ♪ You are the love of my life ♪ 1839 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:52,073 ♪ Just use me for something ♪ 1840 01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:57,746 ♪ Oh, baby, yeah ♪ 1841 01:21:57,829 --> 01:22:01,458 -♪ 'Cause I've seen in you ♪ -♪ 'Cause I've seen in you ♪ 1842 01:22:01,499 --> 01:22:05,045 -♪ What I love ♪ -♪ What I love, love, love ♪ 1843 01:22:05,128 --> 01:22:06,338 It's kind of depressing. 1844 01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:08,590 It is. Well, that's... that's what they tell you 1845 01:22:08,673 --> 01:22:10,842 in school and you never listen, you know? 1846 01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:11,968 -That like-- -You're like, 1847 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,511 "That won't be me." 1848 01:22:13,553 --> 01:22:15,889 -♪ Do me no good ♪ -♪ No good ♪ 1849 01:22:15,972 --> 01:22:20,685 ♪ Ever cheat on you, baby No, no, no ♪ 1850 01:22:20,769 --> 01:22:24,022 ♪ Just say a four... ♪ 1851 01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:26,816 So, I'm fostering a Basset Hound this week. 1852 01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:27,943 Puppy dog. 1853 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:31,071 I know. So running around. I need it. 1854 01:22:31,154 --> 01:22:33,949 I-- honestly, I cannot even stand it. 1855 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,700 I need it here. 1856 01:22:36,701 --> 01:22:42,165 ♪ Just say a four-letter word ♪ 1857 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,170 ♪ Love ♪ 1858 01:22:48,713 --> 01:22:51,716 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1859 01:22:53,718 --> 01:22:57,263 -♪ 'Cause I've seen in you ♪ -♪ 'Cause I've seen in you ♪ 1860 01:22:57,347 --> 01:23:01,309 ♪ What I love What I love, love, love ♪ 1861 01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:05,021 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪