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Fuck, dang it.

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Alright.

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Who the fuck's doing that?

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The hell?

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Yeah!

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Gotcha!

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- Son of a bitch.

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- Robin, look out!

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- What the hell was that?

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Oh, my God, was that a person?

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- Robin!

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That wasn't no person.

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Just some rabid animal.

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Who let your pussy out of its cage?

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So, last night's audience really liked

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our number after intermission,

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so I think I'm gonna move it up.

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We should swap Bella's solo for mine.

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- No, no, we still need an upbeat number

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right before the reading.

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Okay, then I'll close it.

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Girl, this is not the Olive Wood Show.

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Will you quit pitching this?

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Robin, as our manager,

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you want a killer show, right?

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Perhaps we can tackle

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this exciting idea tomorrow?

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Or,

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we vote on it.

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- Bella!

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Yeah?

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Should I close the show?

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Yes, bitch!

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You always slay.

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See? Two to one.

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We're not making any major changes.

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- Oh, okay. So, fuck my ideas.

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Look here!

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- Half of these ideas are yours!

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And you want to know why?

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- Because I take

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suggestions like I suck dick.

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If it's good, I'll swallow.

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I've seen her do it.

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Yes, diva. Listen to your mother.

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Bitch, you just agreed with me!

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About what?

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About me closing.

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Well, whatever Mama wants.

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Not you taking the word drag literally.

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So, Mama...

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Uh-huh.

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Y'all been at it a lot recently.

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Any issues I need to be worried about?

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Girl, there's no issues.

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She's just cranky is all.

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We're all exhausted and being broke ass

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poor ain't helping.

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Well, luckily tonight's

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not just a generous paycheck.

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It's also at a legendary venue.

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I don't know how you pulled this one off.

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- We're here.

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- Wait, wait, Robin, stop!

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- The Bold Buck?

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Yeah, you girls excited?

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- Please tell me you're joking?

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What?

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- We've been looking

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forward to this gig for ages.

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Robin, sweetie,

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we've been looking forward

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to performing at The Bold Tuck.

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Not this dive for

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Sons of Anarchy rejects.

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Bitch, you booked the wrong venue!

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Watch your mouth.

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But she's right, sweetie.

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You booked the wrong venue.

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Oh fudge, not again.

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- Oh my God, I have zero bars!

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Yay, we're here.

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Ooh, check out the trade.

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Plaid on plaid on plaid, yes cowboy!

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It's giving authentic,

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Blake Shelton realness.

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- Well, looky here.

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Looks like the

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carnival freak show's in town.

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You lady boys lost or summin' ?

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No, no, we're good.

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You need help turning

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your asses around or what?

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- This ass has been turned, lifted,

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and dropped more times

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than a broadway curtain.

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- If it was gonna have any more work done,

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it wouldn't be by you.

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Your makeup and fairy glitter

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ain't fooling nobody, fellas.

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Bitch, neither is that flashy exhaust

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on that entry level hog.

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Shut the fuck up, Fatboy.

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Evening.

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- Hello, yes, I'm Robin Banks.

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We spoke over email.

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Uh, we did?

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We're performing tonight.

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Y'all a band or summin' ?

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We're drag queens, sweetie.

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Y'all are in the wrong place.

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I wish we were.

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This some kinda joke, Dusty?

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Yeah uh, Mindy must have booked it.

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- Oh, fabulous.

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May we speak with Mindy?

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She works day shift.

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- The person who

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booked us is not even here?

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Yeah, looks that way.

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Perfect, let's just

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get the hell outta here.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, don't go.

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Look, you were booked fair and square.

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- And I've got no other show lined up, so

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welcome to The Buck.

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One moment, please.

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Group meeting, group meeting.

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Do you see all the daddies in here?

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I see why this place is so legendary.

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Bitch, we're in the wrong place.

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- We're not staying.

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The crowd looks like they're out for blood.

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- The money we make

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here wouldn't even cover

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our medical expenses.

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Okay, all right.

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Bella? Robin?

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I'm with you, Mama.

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I'm sorry, ladies, this

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is my fault, I should've--

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Uh, uh, uh, what don't we do?

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We don't shit on ourselves.

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Exactly.

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Alright, let's go.

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Oh my God, it's them.

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Be cool, be cool.

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We are so excited to

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watch you perform tonight.

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I'm not even a

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little embarrassed to admit

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it's been the most exciting

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thing on my schedule for weeks.

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- Well, I'm sorry to break

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it to you, but unfortunately--

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Unfortunately, we are running behind.

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Oh, don't worry about that.

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- It's not like we've

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been waiting.. uh.. I don't know,

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our entire lives for

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this town to throw a drag show.

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Bitch, we got you.

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Well, we better go get our seats.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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this doesn't change anything.

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- Olive Wood

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- I have to tell you,

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I loved your performance

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at Ride the Saddle Drag.

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You should've won,

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by the way. Hands down.

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Oh my God, right?

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Yeah, Carrie On can't read for shit.

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Bitch, thank you.

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This is like a dream come true.

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- Nothing good ever

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happens in this shit hole town,

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but, here you are.

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Reminds you why we do this, right?

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Argh, shit.

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I did not sign up to

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break little queer hearts.

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Come on then.

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Y'all know it takes me at least

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an hour to beat my face.

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Ain't that the tea.

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This is your room for tonight.

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Dusty, was it?

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Yeah.

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I'm detecting notes

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of stale beer and sweat.

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My guess is piss.

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Oh honey, we've got a fix for that.

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Oh, wait.

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These uh, these sprinklers

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are ancient 'n super touchy.

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You can't even make smokin'

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old fashioneds anymore.

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Yeah, the show is in an hour.

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Tucking tape.

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Want me to show you how it works?

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It'll cost you extra.

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You can close it.

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Yeah.

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- Squeal like a pig, squeal like a pig.

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- They were all going crazy and

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crying all sorts of things.

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We've been dating for about two years

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and she turns to me one day

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and says, you know, I don't think

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that was such a hot idea.

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Well, fuck it, let's

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get a drink in the bar.

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Mama, look how thick

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I look, girl, look at it.

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Girl, those craters are

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what killed the dinosaurs.

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- You right, all this

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ass-teroid, it sure did.

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Ass-destroyed.

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Whoo!

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You can call her planet killer.

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Alright ladies.

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Yeah.

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Let's show these people

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what they've been missing.

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- Now, Imma go get those

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lighting cues together.

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Get it girl.

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Ugh, dammit, I can't find my pins.

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Mama, your LaBeija pin? I couldn't!

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- Yes you could,

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cause we only have 10 minutes

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till curtain call.

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Okay, so for the opener, I

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was thinking after the wrist tap

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that I step into a jazz split?

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Yes, I love that.

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- No last minute

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changes to the choreography.

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I'm just embellishing it.

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So it would be,

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turn, turn, pas de bourrée,

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wrist tap and -- I split!

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No, I split.

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- You stay the same, okay?

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Okay...?

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No tweaks, it'll upset the balance.

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Y'all doing the same thing anyway,

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it's only a tweak for me.

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Which has a ripple

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effect on the whole team.

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You mean Bella?

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She's got it, right Bella?

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Yes girl!

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No more pas de bourrée.

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No, oh my God, you're

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gonna do the same thing.

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Listen, let me show you how it is, okay?

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Here we go -- Girl!

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No changes, keep it as

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tight as our tucks, understood?

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Goddamn it Earl, how many

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times must I tell you

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this ain't no chaise lounge?

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This is our talent for tonight.

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Now, she'll

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guide you through the cues and stuff,

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just make it, you know?

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This a stripper act?

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Well, there will be

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generous servings of cake.

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Now, we need a warm front

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wash for the opening number

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with lekos for dramatic punches

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and keep the fresnels soft.

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Mama says it creates

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an intimate atmosphere,

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but it's actually for

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softening that five o'clock shadow.

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Uh, I got a spotlight,

284
00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,750
uh, it moves if you push it.

285
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,041
I see.

286
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,083
We've got some work to do.

287
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- Sweet baby Jesus,

288
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,125
I mean, just what the hell

289
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,583
can I eat Dusty?

290
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:06,958
Like I told you the

291
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,583
delivery's late, kitchen's closed.

292
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,000
Grab some bar nuts till Rufus comes.

293
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,750
Your stinking nuts.

294
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:14,916
- Hey, that's for everyone.

295
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,833
Place sure as hell's going to shit.

296
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Your old man would be turning in

297
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,583
his grave if he saw this Dusty.

298
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Yeah, soon you'll

299
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have a big ass rainbow flag

300
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,041
behind the bar.

301
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,666
Look, if y'all don't want to

302
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,458
stay for a performance

303
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,041
you can leave, fellas.

304
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,166
You keep staring like that,

305
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,166
she gonna pull out the bear spray.

306
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,708
No idea what you're talking about.

307
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:44,291
Mm-hmm.

308
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:48,958
Earl, try that.

309
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:51,875
Ooh, give me the

310
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:52,833
gobos, give me the gobos.

311
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:53,666
Gobos.

312
00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:56,291
Earl, you keep

313
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,166
impressing me like this,

314
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:57,958
we might have to kidnap

315
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,000
you for our next tour.

316
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,291
Alright, let's cue

317
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up the opening performance.

318
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- Theydies and gentlethems

319
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,666
Straight from their global tour

320
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,500
of several nearby towns.

321
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,375
- Welcome to the stage

322
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your queens!

323
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,125
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

324
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,916
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

325
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:21,833
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

326
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,291
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

327
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,708
♪ I said certified freak, ♪

328
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,583
♪ seven days a week ♪

329
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:28,791
♪ Wet ass pussy, ♪

330
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,500
♪ make that pullout game weak ♪

331
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,041
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

332
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,000
♪ Yeah, you fucking

333
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,833
with some wet ass pussy ♪

334
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,875
♪ Bring a bucket and a mop ♪

335
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,500
♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪

336
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,375
♪ Give me everything you got ♪

337
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,000
♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪

338
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,875
♪ Beat it up, baby, catch a charge ♪

339
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,666
♪ Extra large, and extra hard ♪

340
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,500
♪ Put this pussy right in yo' face ♪

341
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,083
♪ Swipe your nose ♪

342
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,250
♪ like a credit card ♪

343
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,125
♪ Hop on top, I want a ride ♪

344
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,875
♪ I do a kegel while it's inside ♪

345
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,833
♪ Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes ♪

346
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,333
♪ This pussy is wet, come take a dive ♪

347
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:01,375
♪ Tie me up like I'm surprised ♪

348
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,041
♪ Let's role-play, I wear a disguise ♪

349
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:03,875
♪ I want you to park ♪

350
00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,416
♪ that big Mack truck ♪

351
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:06,750
♪ Right in this little garage ♪

352
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,625
♪ Make it cream, make me scream ♪

353
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,375
♪ Out in public, make a scene ♪

354
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,000
♪ I don't cook, I don't clean ♪

355
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,083
♪ But let me tell you, I got this ring ♪

356
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:14,916
♪ Gobble me, swallow me,

357
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
drip down the side of me ♪

358
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:16,708
♪ Quick, jump out 'fore you ♪

359
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:17,583
♪ let it get inside of me ♪

360
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:18,333
♪ I tell him where to put it, ♪

361
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:18,750
♪ never tell him ♪

362
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:19,416
♪ where I'm 'bout to be ♪

363
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,083
♪ I run down on him ♪

364
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:20,791
♪ 'fore I have a ♪

365
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,625
♪ running me. Talk yo' ♪

366
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,958
shit, bite your lip ♪

367
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:23,625
♪ Ask for a car ♪

368
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:24,666
♪ while you ride that dick ♪

369
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,333
♪ You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing ♪

370
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:27,500
♪ He already made his mind up ♪

371
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,458
♪ 'fore he came ♪

372
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,083
♪ Now get your boots and your coat ♪

373
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,666
♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪

374
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,916
♪ He bought a phone just for pictures ♪

375
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,291
♪ of this wet ass pussy ♪

376
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,416
♪ Pay my tuition just to kiss me ♪

377
00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:39,000
♪ on this wet ass pussy ♪

378
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,000
♪ Now make it rain ♪

379
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,541
♪ if you wanna see some wet ass pussy ♪

380
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:44,666
♪ Now from the top, make it drop, ♪

381
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,500
♪ that's some wet ass pussy ♪

382
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,791
This show come with barf bags?

383
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,291
♪ That's some wet ass pussy ♪

384
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,291
♪ I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP ♪

385
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,666
♪ That's some wet ass pussy ♪

386
00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,875
♪ Macaroni in a pot ♪

387
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,208
♪ That's some wet ass pussy, huh ♪

388
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,458
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

389
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,083
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

390
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,958
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

391
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,916
♪ There's some whores in this house ♪

392
00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,125
- Yay! Ladies, I mean,

393
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,416
I can barely tiptoe

394
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,625
around a puddle in my crocs

395
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,541
'n here you all are dancin' in

396
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,541
heels higher than my bar tab!

397
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,250
I just, I'm done for it.

398
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,625
Shut up, Sheila.

399
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,208
Well, I bet y'all thought that

400
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,208
acronym stood for something else.

401
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,541
- Weapons are permitted.

402
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,458
- Well, you'd be right

403
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,208
this pussy is a weapon.

404
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,750
- No?

405
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:37,583
Well, y'all really

406
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,250
did come to a drag show

407
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,791
expecting fast cars or something.

408
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:42,416
Well, if it's

409
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,833
powerful pistons you're after,

410
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,916
wait till you see what's under my hood.

411
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,041
- You suck.

412
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,541
Well, that I do, but you ain't my type.

413
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,125
Oh, he ain't anyone's type.

414
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,500
- Shut the hell up, Sheila.

415
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,500
You just shut your mouth, Travis.

416
00:18:58,791 --> 00:18:59,500
Or I'm gonna tell

417
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,750
everyone you get your mama

418
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,041
to sew on those little mean boy patches.

419
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,750
- She does not, I do it myself!

420
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:05,833
- Well, we've been

421
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,250
looking for a new seamstress,

422
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,291
so if your audition for

423
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,708
the new Easy Rider reboot

424
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,958
doesn't work out for you, give me a call.

425
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,916
The fuck you say to me?

426
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,333
Oh, I could do this all night,

427
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,916
cause Mama always gets the final say.

428
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,250
- This ain't amateur hour, so sit down.

429
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,666
Leave it up to the professionals.

430
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,041
Sit down, Travis.

431
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,125
Now that that's out the way

432
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,750
let me tell y'all a little story.

433
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,833
- Me and the girls were driving to

434
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,291
a gig last week...

435
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,208
The hell is your problem, Rufus?

436
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:40,625
Rufus!

437
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,541
Yer high blood pressure smells

438
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,041
Damn good.

439
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,125
- Rufus, you're late!

440
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,500
Where the hell is my delivery?

441
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,291
One bite and I bet you'll spray everywhere --

442
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,958
Back the hell up, hillbilly.

443
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,416
What the fuck?

444
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,041
- Oh my God.

445
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,958
- Did everyone see that?

446
00:19:59,083 --> 00:19:59,916
Teeth!

447
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:01,458
- Travis!

448
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:02,541
- He fucking--

449
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,666
Put the goddamn gun away!

450
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,250
Rufus, are you drunk?

451
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,000
You had one too many, man.

452
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:11,875
Dusty!

453
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,291
Ah, fuck!

454
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,666
What the fuck you think you're doing?!

455
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,166
Get him off me!

456
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,833
What the hell?!

457
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:27,958
- Did y'all see that?

458
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,333
He bit Fatboy.

459
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,708
Who bites a man?!

460
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:37,208
Goddamn fools.

461
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,791
You come back,

462
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,458
I'll stick my foot so far up your ass,

463
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,708
your mustache will scrub my boot clean.

464
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,541
See a goddamn dentist.

465
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,250
- We're cool, we're cool, all good.

466
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,083
Man, I don't know what got into him

467
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,958
I've never seen Rufus like that.

468
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:10,250
You good?

469
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,666
That looks nasty Fatboy.

470
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,666
You might wanna have that checked out.

471
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,625
And for sure a tetanus shot.

472
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,125
Ain't nothin'.

473
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,333
You wanna call it in?

474
00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:21,500
Said it ain't nothin',

475
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,208
just a flesh wound is all.

476
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,041
Alright, leave

477
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,083
him alone, he says he's fine.

478
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:26,833
Quit your clucking.

479
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,041
Okay, we're good, get some drinks.

480
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,291
Well, should we continue?

481
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,791
You wanna talk about what happened?

482
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,083
You mean the redneck that just pulled

483
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,666
a chunk out of that guy?

484
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,250
That was some Hills Have Eyes

485
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,583
type of shit right there.

486
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,000
- No, I'm talking about

487
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,125
what happened on stage.

488
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:48,833
I told you no changes.

489
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:49,625
Are you serious?

490
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,333
You wanna do this now?

491
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,625
Mama, we need to be leaving.

492
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:56,125
- Girl, the locals threw that creep out.

493
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,791
We are safer in here with them,

494
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,208
than we are out there with him.

495
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,166
I don't think that the

496
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,208
enemy of my enemy is my friend,

497
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:03,875
really applies in this situation.

498
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:05,625
- Well, I think we should continue.

499
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,791
Look, we have fans.

500
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,166
Bitch, you only wanna stay

501
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,708
cos you found a sausage to chew on.

502
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:12,833
You know what?

503
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,333
You can pull my solo from the set list

504
00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,416
if it'll get us out this

505
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,500
shit hole any sooner.

506
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,125
- Wow, it's been a while

507
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,791
since I had a man fight over me.

508
00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:28,625
- What's your secret?

509
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:29,916
I haven't had a

510
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,166
hickey like that in years.

511
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:32,500
Ain't a damn joke!

512
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,125
Oh, sweetie.

513
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:35,375
That must've been a lot

514
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,666
for you to have witnessed.

515
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,541
You doing okay?

516
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,666
I'm fine.

517
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,291
A real man knows how to handle a brawl!

518
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:41,541
Isn't that right, Fatboy?

519
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,458
Urgh.

520
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,750
- And how's your head?

521
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,041
My head is fine.

522
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,083
Don't worry about my head.

523
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,291
It's your head I'm worried about.

524
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,041
No matter how we're interpreting

525
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,958
this double entendre, I am perfect.

526
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,666
Now, to a lady who's

527
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,000
never had any complaints

528
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,250
about her head,

529
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,583
theydies and gentlethems,

530
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,708
Bella Da Boys!

531
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,625
♪ I need a playboy, ♪

532
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,416
♪ super smash gameboy ♪

533
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,833
♪ Send a dick pic, ♪

534
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,208
♪ then be on his way boy ♪

535
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:19,875
♪ Nothing like the chick flicks, ♪

536
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,791
♪ not just some LA boy ♪

537
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:22,750
Was Olive serious

538
00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,000
about cutting her solo?

539
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,625
I don't know what that girl wants.

540
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,583
- You know, she asked to be here,

541
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,375
but she's been fighting

542
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:29,750
every creative decision

543
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,125
since joining this house.

544
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,291
- She just has a lot to

545
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:34,291
learn about sisterhood.

546
00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:35,708
It's her first family.

547
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,125
Remember what we

548
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,208
were like back in the day?

549
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:40,833
Bitch, don't go there.

550
00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,375
I've done my repentance.

551
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,000
♪ I need a ♪

552
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,166
playboy, super smash game boy ♪

553
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:49,708
♪ Send a dick pic, ♪

554
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,208
♪ then be on his way boy ♪

555
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,666
♪ Nothing like the chick flicks, ♪

556
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:54,416
♪ not just some LA boy ♪

557
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:57,291
♪ When he hit this bet the kitty make noise ♪

558
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,541
♪ Need a playboy ♪

559
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,583
Excuse me, boys.

560
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,625
I'll be right back.

561
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,625
Woowhee, proceed with caution, partner.

562
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,083
- I'd give that ten, if I were you Fatboy.

563
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,333
That could gag a grizzly.

564
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,291
The hell you doing, Fatboy?

565
00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,083
Them lady boys turn you soft?

566
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,375
Hey! Hey!
Move!

567
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,041
- This ain't

568
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,625
an eclipse Fatboy,

569
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,708
move your fat ass.

570
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,541
Hey! Bargain-bin Meat Loaf!

571
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,083
- Shit!

572
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,000
Oh, you wanna go?

573
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:50,541
Let's --

574
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:51,625
Okay.

575
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,500
You alright, Fatboy?

576
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,083
- Fatboy, you don't look so good.

577
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:03,541
Really?

578
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,583
Because I feel great!

579
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,041
Oh, hey Mama.

580
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:07,458
Is it time for our improv act already?

581
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:08,958
You smell delicious Travis!

582
00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:09,875
- It's time for our get

583
00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,208
the hell outta here act.

584
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,291
Now we can leave?

585
00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:13,291
- Hey, get off him.

586
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:16,000
What the fuck Fatboy?!

587
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,125
You're a vegetarian.

588
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:20,625
Good God almighty!

589
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,416
Outside now!

590
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:36,333
Inside, now!

591
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,125
Fuck. Shit.

592
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,583
Fuck.

593
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,458
Pull yourself together.

594
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,541
We cool.

595
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:36,833
- Did he actually just turn to dust?

596
00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,375
Well my tucks too tight for me to be tripping balls

597
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,083
so yes

598
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,291
I do believe he did.

599
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,291
Come on, get him.

600
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:52,583
Billy-Bob.

601
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,791
No, no.

602
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,833
I don't even taste good.

603
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,250
That's not true.

604
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,416
Wow, powerful swing you have there.

605
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:18,333
- If this is about what

606
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:20,250
happened with your old lady, then uh,

607
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,166
Darlene was the one throwing bait.

608
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:24,541
I just bit.

609
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:25,875
- Bitch just tried to

610
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,083
take a chunk out of me.

611
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,083
- Girl! Are those fangs?

612
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,750
- Was Fatboy rocking those the whole time?

613
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,250
- Ew, these vampires are

614
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,708
nothing like the Cullens.

615
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,541
Sweetie, vampires are not real.

616
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,833
- Neither are these, but it

617
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,083
doesn't mean I don't have titties.

618
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,750
- There's nothing there.

619
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:56,916
Did you just say

620
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,833
motherfucking vampires?

621
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,916
I never liked that jerk.

622
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:13,750
- Made damn sure we're

623
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,208
stuck here like sitting ducks.

624
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,166
- Then we just have to walk that duck.

625
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:18,958
Bella, honey, no,

626
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,666
no, no, no, no, come over here.

627
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:21,666
Sit down.

628
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:31,541
- Ain't vampires supposed to be sexy.

629
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:35,375
Whoa, the hell you think you're doing?

630
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,666
He's one of them.

631
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:37,791
Might as well end it now.

632
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,208
Hell no.

633
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,208
There ain't no such thing as vampires.

634
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,291
Fatboy just needs to sleep it off.

635
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,458
- Considering two of

636
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,583
them just turned to dust,

637
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,750
Buffy's looking real credible right now.

638
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,083
- Whoa, whoa.

639
00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,583
Just can't kill him.

640
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,291
I know he's a friend.

641
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:02,416
He owes me money.

642
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,875
Oh.

643
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,000
Well, I ain't gonna wait

644
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,291
around until he attacks us again.

645
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,375
Kill him.

646
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:08,125
Wait!

647
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:08,958
Motherf...

648
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,083
We don't know shit

649
00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,291
about what's going on.

650
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:14,083
He could wake up normal.

651
00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:16,333
No.

652
00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,208
Nuh uh.

653
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,875
I have an idea.

654
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:24,375
Sleep it off, Fatboy.

655
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:29,666
Thanks for the help, Dusty.

656
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:35,458
Uh, I don't wanna say I told you so, but.

657
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:36,166
Bitch, you didn't say

658
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,000
nothing about vampires.

659
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,916
Uh, well I did say

660
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:39,625
they were out for blood.

661
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,458
Hey, get your pale

662
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,958
ass off our campy van!

663
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:46,541
Yeah.

664
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,458
Line's still down.

665
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:54,458
No service.

666
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,250
What kind of idiot opens up a

667
00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,375
bar in the middle of nowhere?

668
00:30:58,458 --> 00:30:59,625
Uh, my great

669
00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,833
granddad, Joe, he had a vision

670
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,375
when he opened up The Bold Buck.

671
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:04,375
It was rhetorical!

672
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:09,708
I say we teach these

673
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:11,000
cocksuckers a thing or two.

674
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,166
You're gonna teach me what now?

675
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,791
Hang on, hang on.

676
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,125
- We can't just go killin' 'em.

677
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,666
We know these people.

678
00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:26,583
They just got Coach Hank and his wife.

679
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,250
- Marla?

680
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,291
- Goddamn, she was hot.

681
00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:30,958
I've been working my moves

682
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:31,666
trying to score with

683
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:32,666
her since high school.

684
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:33,958
Despite her being out of

685
00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:35,708
your league and off the market.

686
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,833
Classic cis-dude audacity.

687
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:38,958
- I ain't a sissy.

688
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:40,291
Fuck this!

689
00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:41,666
I'm gonna go find the son of

690
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:42,875
a bitch what bit Fatboy.

691
00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,083
Any of them other leeches get in my way.

692
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:46,416
I'm gonna take him out too--

693
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,541
Travis! Travis!

694
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:50,875
We gotta be smart about this, man.

695
00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:52,750
Get out of my way, Dusty.

696
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,416
Dusty's right, we need a plan.

697
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:56,750
Like it or not, we're in this together.

698
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,916
I ain't in anything with you.

699
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:01,916
How do I know this ain't your fault?

700
00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:03,875
Our fault your backward ass town

701
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,125
is full of twilight rejects?!

702
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,625
We let the trannies in town

703
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,916
suddenly it's Transylvania out there!

704
00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:11,750
Nobody else find that a

705
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:12,666
little bit suspicious.

706
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,375
We may be creatures of the night,

707
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,208
but blood ain't what

708
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:16,208
we're looking to suck.

709
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,000
- I don't know what's going on,

710
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:18,958
but what I do know is

711
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:19,791
we have a better chance

712
00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:20,833
if we stick together.

713
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:21,916
She's right.

714
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,791
- I like you as much as I

715
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,250
enjoy a gender reveal party,

716
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,500
but we don't need to be best friends,

717
00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:26,833
tonight we're batting for the same team.

718
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:29,750
- Meaning you all like the ladies right?

719
00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,083
No! Well, yes. That's

720
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:31,958
not what I mean right now.

721
00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:32,833
Later, Sheila.

722
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:33,416
Okay.

723
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm saying, quit making enemies in here.

724
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,083
Focus on the real threat.

725
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:40,041
- Oh, I am focused on the real threat.

726
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,583
Would you just shut your mouth, Travis?

727
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,041
- Travis, put the damn gun away.

728
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:46,750
What the hell's wrong with y'all?

729
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,833
Am I the only sane one here?

730
00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:51,416
There are motherfuckin' vampires out there.

731
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,375
Oh, so now there's vampires?

732
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,791
Open the damn door, Dusty.

733
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:01,875
Come on, y'all.

734
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,625
This is for Fatboy!

735
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,083
Oh my God, the

736
00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:16,166
bullets, they aren't working.

737
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,916
They're completely outmatched.

738
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,291
Holy shit, that

739
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:27,000
vampire just threw a motorcycle

740
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,208
like I throw shade.

741
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,250
Oh, that dude just got decapitated.

742
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,125
In slow motion?

743
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,833
Oh sweet baby Jesus!

744
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:43,916
It's a bloodbath!

745
00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:47,083
Is that vampire popping a wheelie on a motorcycle?

746
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,416
They just blew up that truck!

747
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:51,708
You'd need a huge ass budget

748
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:52,791
to adapt this story cos

749
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,125
this shit is insane!

750
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,875
- Out the way, out the way!

751
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,166
Close the door, close the door!

752
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,166
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

753
00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,083
I can not die tonight,

754
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,125
I'm wearing my laundry day drawers.

755
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,625
Goddamn, I almost had them.

756
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,541
If that was your almost, I'd

757
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,750
hate to see your not even close.

758
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:14,916
Dusty, we need to

759
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,833
board up all the windows

760
00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:16,791
and doors in this place

761
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,416
until dawn clears them out.

762
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:19,875
Who's Dawn and why

763
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,083
can't she clear them out now?

764
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,125
Earl, grab the back door.

765
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:23,791
- Yeah.

766
00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,458
Ain't the sort of suckers I thought I'd

767
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:44,583
be dealing with tonight.

768
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:49,375
So, what do we know about vampires?

769
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:50,750
Well, if we're going by

770
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,041
Interview with the Vampire rules,

771
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:52,625
we should offer them

772
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,458
a goblet of our blood

773
00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:54,625
and hope they turn us into

774
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:55,791
their immortal companions.

775
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,375
But, if we're in a Blade scenario,

776
00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:58,083
we should stock up on

777
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,250
UV lamps and katanas.

778
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,166
Oh, but if they're like Twilight vamps,

779
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,916
we should just act all mysterious

780
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,333
and emotionally unavailable.

781
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,541
Yes, it's definitely Twilight.

782
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,375
Those movies are based on books,

783
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,500
so you know real research was done.

784
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,750
- I think we need to cast a wider net.

785
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,708
Isn't there something about garlic?

786
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:15,625
Crosses.

787
00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,250
Don't they hate crosses?

788
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:18,625
Oh, what about holy water?

789
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,041
Isn't there some sort of rule

790
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,000
that they can't come inside

791
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:21,833
unless they're invited?

792
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:22,625
- Well, at least

793
00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,500
vampires have consent 101 down,

794
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,041
which is more than I

795
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,083
could say about most guys.

796
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,291
- So, we just don't invite them inside.

797
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,291
Seems simple enough.

798
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:30,958
Yeah,

799
00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:32,250
that ain't gonna work.

800
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:37,083
What?

801
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,791
It's not like I bought it expectin'

802
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,208
vampires to show up.

803
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,250
And not a single one

804
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,375
looks like Jason Patric.

805
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,875
- Speaking of Lost Boys,

806
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:46,958
reckon they can fly?

807
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,666
- No silly,

808
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,000
they jump real high.

809
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,916
That's why they're so good at baseball.

810
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,750
- Can't they turn into bats?

811
00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:56,416
Like in that foot fetish movie?

812
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,375
From Dusk Till Dawn.

813
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,625
Mama, if we get these

814
00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,166
suckers away from the parking lot

815
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,375
and make a beeline

816
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,166
for campy van, we can

817
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,750
get the hell out of here.

818
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:06,750
Honey, I think that

819
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:07,666
everyone would prefer

820
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,416
the vampires to get

821
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,375
out of the parking lot.

822
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:10,583
If we let the locals

823
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:12,750
create some sort of distraction,

824
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:15,416
we could make a run for it.

825
00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:17,500
Bitch, our tires are slashed.

826
00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:20,375
Campy can still take us

827
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:21,583
a fair distance away.

828
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,000
We need to try!

829
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,750
It's too dangerous, Olive.

830
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:26,375
Safety in numbers.

831
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,333
- Most of the motherfuckers

832
00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,708
in here would rather see us dead!

833
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,541
- Girl! I can't be

834
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,625
arguing with you right now.

835
00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:33,875
I need you on my team.

836
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:51,500
Hello?

837
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,833
Anyone there?

838
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,250
Christ, Travis! You gave

839
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,291
me a damn heart attack!

840
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:14,291
How's the back door?

841
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:16,875
As good as it's gonna get.

842
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,000
Earl,

843
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,041
the rainbow parade

844
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,125
outnumber us out there now.

845
00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:27,000
I don't trust them.

846
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,583
They ain't a threat, Travis.

847
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:31,208
All I'm saying is, they're gonna be

848
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,416
looking out for their own.

849
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,666
We got to do the same.

850
00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:35,541
Comprendé?

851
00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:38,500
Yeah?

852
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,291
Uh-huh.

853
00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:19,916
Holy shit.

854
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:21,416
Bowling alley.

855
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,208
There's a bowling alley here?

856
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,166
Yeah, in the basement.

857
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:25,625
It ain't been

858
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,041
operational for a number of years

859
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,083
on account of my dad

860
00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,125
skimping on the levelers.

861
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,708
You can bowl straight as a country mile,

862
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,083
the balls always swing to the left.

863
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:34,875
Sounds familiar.

864
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,375
I just wanted a yes

865
00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:37,291
or no, man, that's all.

866
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,541
Is this gonna be a problem for us?

867
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,208
Well, it only has a broken window.

868
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:45,208
I said I'll get to it -- two years, Earl.

869
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,000
Two years.

870
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,958
We should split up, cover more ground.

871
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,583
- And there's the catchphrase heard

872
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,458
before ever gruesome

873
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,125
horror movie death.

874
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,666
Unfortunately, he's right.

875
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,791
We know that stabbing them

876
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,000
through the heart kills them.

877
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:00,375
We need weapons.

878
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,250
Grab whatever you can.

879
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,250
I'm talking about pool cues,

880
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,708
broken bottles, kitchen knives.

881
00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:07,041
I am a weapon.

882
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,208
- If it's sharp, it's a weapon.

883
00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,208
Huh, that rules you out then.

884
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:35,541
Garlic bread.

885
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:42,666
Oh babies, Mama loves you.

886
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,208
But she's too old to be

887
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:45,291
running around in pumps.

888
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,083
Alright, y'all.

889
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,000
We need a team station here, in the back,

890
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:51,916
and in the basement.

891
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:54,791
- Shit!

892
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,750
- Ooh damn!

893
00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:02,583
Fucknut!

894
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:11,291
Yeah, I'll probably just stay here.

895
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:13,291
Keep them at bay.

896
00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:15,958
If I was more confident

897
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,333
in my status as a final girl,

898
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,583
I'd venture into the basement,

899
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,500
but I'm black, so...

900
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,416
I'll take the back door.

901
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,708
I'll go with you.

902
00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:27,833
I'll take the basement.

903
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:29,250
Earl.

904
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,500
Yeah?

905
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,041
You go with the Scarlet

906
00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,541
Pimpernel and Captain Poof.

907
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:35,500
- Chuck, Marv, you're with me.

908
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,166
We'll go with you.

909
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:39,000
Thanks.

910
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,666
Don't thank me.

911
00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:41,958
It ain't about helping ya.

912
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,250
I just don't trust ya.

913
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,125
Just when I thought we were bonding.

914
00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:48,500
Oh no.

915
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:50,875
Olive.

916
00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,000
Yeah, what's up, Mama?

917
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,083
I need you to take the

918
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,625
kids in the back and watch them.

919
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:55,791
They'll never survive out here.

920
00:40:58,666 --> 00:40:59,416
Me?

921
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,125
Mm-hmm.

922
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,083
Don't be Mary

923
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,583
Poppinsin' your Lara Croft.

924
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:03,833
I'm your best fighter.

925
00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:05,333
I know, that's why they need you.

926
00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:06,916
Now you take that

927
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,333
beautiful rack Tomb Raider,

928
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,916
go watch the kids, okay?

929
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,458
Goddamn.

930
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:18,208
And remember, aim for the heart.

931
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:21,833
Y'all,

932
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,291
y'all go ahead now.

933
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,208
I've got the home base covered.

934
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:37,958
Ooh, get in here and

935
00:41:38,041 --> 00:41:39,458
pick out an outfit, babe.

936
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,458
Okay, I'll pick one for you,

937
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,333
you pick one for me.

938
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,375
- Okay, let's see.

939
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,625
How much leg are you willing to show?

940
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,708
- Like a gorgeous half calf?

941
00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:50,583
- I was thinking, this is more sassy,

942
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,541
but this is more bondage.

943
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,125
Do you go Buffy or Blade?

944
00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,583
I'd say Wesley Snipes all the way.

945
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:00,750
That one.

946
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,750
Oh my gosh, have you

947
00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:05,375
ever unhooked a bra before?

948
00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:07,500
Um, kind of.

949
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,833
Bitch, what are you doing?

950
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,250
Wardrobe change, girl.

951
00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,083
We don't have time for that.

952
00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:13,958
Bitch, we're stepping into a new act

953
00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,583
and I'll be damned if I go out

954
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,958
pulling a Bianca Del Rio.

955
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,791
She means wearing the same look.

956
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,208
Bitch, I know what she means.

957
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,416
Oh, okay, bitch.

958
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:24,416
- Look,

959
00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:26,833
It's just your size and

960
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:28,625
it will look so cute on you.

961
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,041
Broken window's over here.

962
00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:54,333
Get whatever you can

963
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,458
find and board it up.

964
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:15,875
- Marv.

965
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:18,291
Here.

966
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:48,583
- Marv!

967
00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:58,625
You fellas got this?

968
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,000
Protect that with your lives.

969
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,458
Oh shit, they just got Cash Jr.

970
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,375
I wonder how that works.

971
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,833
Do vampires still grow fangs

972
00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,083
if they ain't got no teeth to begin with?

973
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:13,875
Oh my God!

974
00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:21,250
You really should barricade this.

975
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:22,583
Yeah.

976
00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:25,250
Yeah.

977
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,625
I look so good.

978
00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:28,791
I've never looked so

979
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,833
fricking good in my life.

980
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,833
You paint like a god, you're amazing.

981
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,916
- Oh my gosh, stop it.

982
00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:35,083
Should we do lashes next?

983
00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:35,666
Yes queen.

984
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,166
You two stay put.

985
00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,541
Where are you going?

986
00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:40,791
- To get campy van.

987
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:41,708
There's no suckers

988
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,208
outside and I've got a shot.

989
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,208
But Mama said we should--

990
00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:45,583
Mama isn't always right.

991
00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:03,916
Maybe she should have worn

992
00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,208
something less conspicuous.

993
00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:08,000
Something less shiny.

994
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,250
Oh honey, if you're not turning heads,

995
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,375
you're not doing it right.

996
00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,375
I don't think that

997
00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:15,166
applies in this situation.

998
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,500
Right.

999
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:02,875
Hey, mine.

1000
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:07,291
- Come on campy, come on.

1001
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:07,958
Come on!

1002
00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,000
Fuck.

1003
00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,541
You're not invited inside.

1004
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:16,666
Darlin',

1005
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,500
You can't keep me out of

1006
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,500
the car with that no invitation rule.

1007
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,875
Bitch, this is a mobile home!

1008
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,875
It has a bed, kitchenette,

1009
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,833
and a damn pot I piss in.

1010
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,250
Bye bye now.

1011
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,875
Where's that fucking sucker going now?

1012
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:38,791
Marv!

1013
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,625
Chuck, shoot her!

1014
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:50,916
Chuck!

1015
00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:57,083
Marla?

1016
00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:58,416
- Honey?

1017
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,375
You still look great, Marla.

1018
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:03,708
Marla,

1019
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:04,750
now, now listen --

1020
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:21,833
Marla.

1021
00:47:22,916 --> 00:47:23,625
Marla.

1022
00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:33,916
Oh, I, I got vampire in my mouth.

1023
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,833
I'm okay.

1024
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,125
Thanks.

1025
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:55,541
Yeah, no problem.

1026
00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,333
Well, what we gonna do about him?

1027
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:08,291
- Girl you are fierce.

1028
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,125
- This is looking really, really good.

1029
00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,375
- Oh my God look at this one.

1030
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,041
- Here, maybe try tucking this in a bit.

1031
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:16,083
- Unhook that bra, bitch.

1032
00:48:16,416 --> 00:48:17,125
- Here's the one.

1033
00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:17,916
- What are you doing?

1034
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,708
- Yeah, oh my God, we're gonna slay.

1035
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,208
- We look good!

1036
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:24,208
- We look so frickin' good!

1037
00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:26,958
Ooh, camouflage.

1038
00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:28,125
- Why glitter?

1039
00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:30,375
- If we sparkle, the vampires will think

1040
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,916
we're one of their own.

1041
00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:35,291
Yes, we could be the sneak attack.

1042
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,916
Now, glitter is a commitment.

1043
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,166
It's the herpes of the drag world.

1044
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,416
Hmm, good point.

1045
00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,041
What else you got?

1046
00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:52,541
Bitch run!

1047
00:48:56,125 --> 00:48:57,666
Run faster, run faster!

1048
00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:34,416
Bondage was a bad idea, girl.

1049
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,416
I really enjoyed the show.

1050
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,750
Well, what we got to see of it.

1051
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:10,041
The um, the lighting was incredible.

1052
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,666
Did you design that?

1053
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,833
Yeah, but I'm just back up.

1054
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,041
The other girls are the real stars.

1055
00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:21,041
Oh, well, stars are just rocks

1056
00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,208
floating through space without their light.

1057
00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,375
Feels kinda inappropriate

1058
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,958
to be this turned on right now.

1059
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,666
Well, maybe imminent death

1060
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,583
is the ultimate aphrodisiac?

1061
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:45,250
Get off him!

1062
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:53,833
Steven!

1063
00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:19,708
Oh my God!

1064
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:21,166
These vampires

1065
00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:23,541
I think they're celiac.

1066
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,708
I think, I think maybe it's

1067
00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,625
probably more the garlic.

1068
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:31,041
Oh, okay.

1069
00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:35,583
Earl, honey, you okay?

1070
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,583
I'm fine.

1071
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:14,916
Bitch, who's there?

1072
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,125
Holy shit, holy shit!

1073
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,625
Bitch, if you put a dent in campy,

1074
00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:07,125
I swear I will kill your sorry pale ass!

1075
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,666
But, to be clear, Imma kill you either way,

1076
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,791
but I'll be way more pissed off!

1077
00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,041
Hey!

1078
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,458
Ain't that your delivery guy?

1079
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,541
Oh that's him.

1080
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,833
He's fired.

1081
00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:24,541
Yeah.

1082
00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,291
You hear that

1083
00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:27,583
Rufus, you're fired!

1084
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:35,083
Dusty, do you mind?

1085
00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:38,625
Oh, sure.

1086
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:41,333
See, I missed out on wing night

1087
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,125
tonight because of this jerk.

1088
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:45,958
So here I am, eating

1089
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,166
damn bar nuts for my supper

1090
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,750
like I ain't got no damn self respect--

1091
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:55,833
Goddamn, what the hell was that?

1092
00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,958
I just really wanted

1093
00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:04,458
wings tonight, Dusty.

1094
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,541
You really ought to

1095
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,041
finish barricading this window.

1096
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:16,791
Yip.

1097
00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:31,458
Oh my God! That was so badass.

1098
00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,000
Why did nobody see that?

1099
00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:34,416
Why didn't..?

1100
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,541
Ew.

1101
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,625
Is everyone okay?

1102
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,708
No!

1103
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,333
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I

1104
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:53,416
just, I'm just hangry.

1105
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:54,958
Yo, everyone, you won't

1106
00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,083
believe the kill I just had.

1107
00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:57,500
I was like, fork you!

1108
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:00,791
Where's Bella?

1109
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,875
She's not here?

1110
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,875
Which one's Bella?

1111
00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:45,458
No!

1112
00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,833
Mama,

1113
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,958
Mama, I don't think I'm

1114
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:57,375
gonna make the next number.

1115
00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,625
Shh, shh, shh.

1116
00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,958
It's okay, it's okay.

1117
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,083
Bella?

1118
00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:18,166
Bella!

1119
00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:19,791
Bella!

1120
00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:21,583
- Somebody!

1121
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:23,208
Help!

1122
00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:31,375
- Shit!

1123
00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:33,958
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

1124
00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:58,625
Well, she's not in the back.

1125
01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:07,958
No!

1126
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,458
- Oh, thank God you're here.

1127
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:20,791
Where's Bella?

1128
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:21,875
Where were you?

1129
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:23,333
Oh, Bella!

1130
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,708
Bella! --

1131
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:25,791
Where were you?

1132
01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,208
Mama, I was just trying to get campy.

1133
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,083
I was trying to get us all out of here --

1134
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,500
You left her.

1135
01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:32,291
- It was safe.

1136
01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:33,083
There were no fucking

1137
01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:34,208
leeches around, right?

1138
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,083
Right?!

1139
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:37,208
One of them jumped through the window

1140
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,291
we had to run, I'm sorry.

1141
01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:39,833
You're not the one

1142
01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:41,250
that needs to apologize.

1143
01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:45,000
- You're not saying this is my fault.

1144
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,250
No, she's not saying that.

1145
01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,625
I asked you to stay with her.

1146
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:52,125
- You fight me at every turn, but this,

1147
01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,916
this was not the fight to pick.

1148
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:55,750
If you didn't leave her,

1149
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:56,833
she'd still be with us.

1150
01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:59,208
She'd still be here,

1151
01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:01,333
if you listened to me.

1152
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:02,916
I was trying to get us out.

1153
01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:03,833
I was right!

1154
01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:06,208
Bitch again!? Everything always

1155
01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:07,666
revolves around you!

1156
01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:08,541
Me?

1157
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,333
If it was all about me,

1158
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,083
I'd be back in the city

1159
01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:13,000
getting my fucking salad tossed by now.

1160
01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,916
- I was trying to get us out,

1161
01:01:14,916 --> 01:01:16,125
but who cares?

1162
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:17,333
Because Mama Sue Flay

1163
01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:19,625
always has the final say, right!?

1164
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:22,958
You should have been with her.

1165
01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:28,041
You're right, it's just as much my fault.

1166
01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:29,791
- No, the ones to blame are

1167
01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:31,166
the blood suckers outside.

1168
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,500
- We can still win this.

1169
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,666
We know their weakness, garlic.

1170
01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:38,208
Dusty, give us everything you've got.

1171
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,083
The kitchen's completely empty.

1172
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,333
There's nothing in there.

1173
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,375
- Jeez Dusty, you ever

1174
01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:46,041
heard of an inventory?

1175
01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:48,833
Well, we'll figure something else out,

1176
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,458
but we can't let this tear us apart.

1177
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,541
She's doing a fine

1178
01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,833
job of that on her own.

1179
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:56,833
And you?

1180
01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:58,916
- We wouldn't even be in this shit hole

1181
01:01:58,916 --> 01:01:59,875
if it wasn't for you,

1182
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,791
fucking up the booking again!

1183
01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:05,875
- Yep, big fucking surprise.

1184
01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,416
We were never supposed to be here.

1185
01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:09,000
Why the fuck would we ever

1186
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,291
pick this dive?

1187
01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:12,750
- This is by far, the worst shit

1188
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,375
hole I have ever been through.

1189
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:15,833
And I know what I'm talking about,

1190
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:16,583
because I've performed in

1191
01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:18,500
every shit hole in New Jersey.

1192
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,166
And why the fuck y'all haven't left,

1193
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:25,791
I have no fucking clue.

1194
01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,333
Someone's gotta stick around.

1195
01:02:27,791 --> 01:02:29,708
Otherwise who makes a difference?

1196
01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:31,333
Make a difference?

1197
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,166
To who?

1198
01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:36,250
- You'll end up exhausted and beaten.

1199
01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:38,625
Pricks like him

1200
01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,000
have an endless supply of hate.

1201
01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:44,833
You'll never escape it.

1202
01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:48,375
Maybe, but hatred is

1203
01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,166
more exhausting than hope.

1204
01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:55,291
We should've left when I said.

1205
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:57,833
Olive, we have to stay --

1206
01:02:57,833 --> 01:02:58,875
No, bitch!

1207
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,583
- I'm listening to no one

1208
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,541
but myself from now on.

1209
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,916
Let her be.

1210
01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,083
Hey.

1211
01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:07,541
Hey.

1212
01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,625
You know I told you,

1213
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,000
my day manager

1214
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,833
Mindy, she booked you.

1215
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:22,625
Mm-hmm.

1216
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,375
She didn't book you.

1217
01:06:28,541 --> 01:06:29,250
I did.

1218
01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:32,125
I had my suspicions.

1219
01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,041
You did?

1220
01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,958
Sweetie, you were ogling our gowns,

1221
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,041
like a lesbian at a Subaru dealership.

1222
01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,666
I have no idea what

1223
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,375
that means, but,

1224
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,708
I guess, given the context, I wasn't

1225
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,000
exactly being subtle.

1226
01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:55,083
You do know you can like drag, right?

1227
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:58,166
It's ok, even straight men do.

1228
01:06:58,166 --> 01:06:59,958
Don't make you any less of a man.

1229
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:01,791
I know.

1230
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,625
I used to do it.

1231
01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:18,666
Hmm?

1232
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,375
Drag.

1233
01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:22,791
Really?

1234
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:25,916
What was your stage name?

1235
01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:30,875
It was between the

1236
01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,916
ages of five and eight,

1237
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:35,541
so I never really settled on one.

1238
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,875
What made you stop?

1239
01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,000
My old man,

1240
01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:49,875
he found me and his belt buckle

1241
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:52,416
left a rather painful reminder never to

1242
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,916
tread that path again.

1243
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,500
Um,

1244
01:08:10,916 --> 01:08:13,000
I'm sorry about your friend.

1245
01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:20,041
He seemed, uh, she seemed nice, so.

1246
01:08:23,875 --> 01:08:25,625
Sorry about your loss, too.

1247
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,166
Yeah, yeah.

1248
01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:39,000
Oh, hell yeah.

1249
01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:08,166
Hey, Travis, you out there?

1250
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,541
You can let me out, buddy.

1251
01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:12,500
I'm feeling better.

1252
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,500
Travis?

1253
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,750
Let me out!

1254
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:29,541
I mess up a lot.

1255
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,041
You can't blame

1256
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:32,416
yourself for what happened.

1257
01:09:32,416 --> 01:09:34,333
I'm not saying it for a pity party.

1258
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:35,833
It's just sometimes I just

1259
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,166
feel like I don't have control

1260
01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:38,750
over my own damn mind.

1261
01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:42,416
It's like a new idea struts on the stage

1262
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,833
and everything else just

1263
01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,416
gets pushed to the wings.

1264
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:48,791
Not a lot of people

1265
01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:49,583
get to see the world

1266
01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:50,541
the way that you do.

1267
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,125
It's what makes you, you.

1268
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,250
And,

1269
01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:57,458
I'm a big fan.

1270
01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:01,000
Wow, that was cheesy.

1271
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,666
It's okay, I like cheese.

1272
01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,583
Blue, stilton, cheddar.

1273
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,083
I'll even take a

1274
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,166
questionable gas station string cheese.

1275
01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:15,875
- Incoming!

1276
01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:19,583
What?

1277
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:26,791
Shit.

1278
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:34,375
Rufus is building a whole army out there.

1279
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,708
I don't think we can take him.

1280
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,958
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,

1281
01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:39,208
this couldn't get any worse.

1282
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,250
Let's do this!

1283
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,375
- Oh no, college jocks.

1284
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,375
The clientele here just

1285
01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:54,125
gets better and better, right?

1286
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:55,083
Hey.

1287
01:10:55,291 --> 01:10:56,500
- With all that unchecked

1288
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,750
testosterone running around,

1289
01:10:57,750 --> 01:11:00,000
we're definitely gonna need a plan B.

1290
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,541
What!? There was a plan A?

1291
01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:02,333
- We can take him.

1292
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:03,958
I found another fork.

1293
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,625
We're gonna die.

1294
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,250
- Hey now, we've got this.

1295
01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:09,125
We faced these vampires before

1296
01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:10,541
and we're still standing, right?

1297
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,583
This lot ain't got a...

1298
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:13,875
What do we want?

1299
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:17,833
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

1300
01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:19,833
Oh I'm having flashbacks.

1301
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,708
I think I'm about to be

1302
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:21,958
thrown into a locker.

1303
01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:23,791
Was there a pep talk there coach?

1304
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,083
Well, they're out

1305
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,250
there and we're in here.

1306
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,666
We just gotta keep it that way.

1307
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,541
Fatboy!

1308
01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:38,500
- Buddy?

1309
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,125
Feeling any better?

1310
01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:57,333
Oh shit!

1311
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:58,625
I feel great.

1312
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,208
I'm out of fucking ammo!

1313
01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:16,791
- Steven!

1314
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:19,791
- You fucking blind!?

1315
01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:24,791
- What the hell is that gonna do?

1316
01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:26,416
Fatboy is gluten intolerant!

1317
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,000
Oh fuck!

1318
01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,000
That's why it's a minimum

1319
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,208
of six inches for me, bitch.

1320
01:13:51,041 --> 01:13:51,958
Oh, hey ladies.

1321
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,208
Oh my God, I thought we lost you.

1322
01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:56,333
Sorry, Mama.

1323
01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:57,125
You know I love to

1324
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,625
make a dramatic entrance.

1325
01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:00,833
I'm fucking ravenous right now.

1326
01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:03,125
You all smell amazing, by the way.

1327
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,083
- What are you doing?

1328
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:04,833
What's happening?

1329
01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:06,125
It's a lovely moment.

1330
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,833
I really hate to break it up, but I--

1331
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,750
She's one of them.

1332
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,666
No, you asshole!

1333
01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:21,416
Stand down, Travis.

1334
01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,791
Who you telling to stand down?

1335
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,750
There's a motherfucking vampire four

1336
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,166
feet from us, Dusty.

1337
01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,333
Don't make me go through ya.

1338
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:29,458
You're gonna have to.

1339
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:32,291
Bella, you won't bite us, right?

1340
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,041
Not unless you ask.

1341
01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:35,125
Why is that?

1342
01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:37,250
Sweetie, you just said you're hungry

1343
01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,541
and that we smell good.

1344
01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,666
Honey, these vampires,

1345
01:14:40,916 --> 01:14:42,333
which you're now one of,

1346
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:43,208
they've been trying to

1347
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:45,500
kill us all night, or turn us.

1348
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:46,375
So...

1349
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,000
You think I'm gonna do that?

1350
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,541
I fucking know you're gonna do that.

1351
01:14:49,541 --> 01:14:50,583
You don't even know me.

1352
01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:53,291
Well, why don't you tell us

1353
01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:55,375
how you're different to all the others?

1354
01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:56,583
Bitch, I don't know.

1355
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:57,666
I've literally been

1356
01:14:57,666 --> 01:14:59,000
doing this for like a second.

1357
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,166
My guess is that the other vampires

1358
01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:02,708
don't give a fuck about anyone else.

1359
01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,166
Those are my friends out there --

1360
01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:05,541
-- were my friends.

1361
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:07,041
Fuck, I don't know.

1362
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:10,250
Listen, this thirst is fucking intense.

1363
01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:11,375
Like I can hear your

1364
01:15:11,375 --> 01:15:13,166
arteries pumping so fucking loud

1365
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,125
and they're telling me,

1366
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,625
"Bella, come take a sip.

1367
01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:16,833
I know you want to."

1368
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,041
But I won't.

1369
01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,166
I can control myself.

1370
01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:20,791
She's right.

1371
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,125
The hunger's a real thing.

1372
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,041
But you'd be surprised

1373
01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:29,083
rat à la carte ain't half bad.

1374
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:32,166
So you had some ratatouille.

1375
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:32,958
Not now!

1376
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:33,875
Oh fuck!

1377
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,291
See, just because

1378
01:15:36,291 --> 01:15:37,541
we're undead or whatever

1379
01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:38,625
doesn't mean we're evil.

1380
01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:40,166
Do I want blood?

1381
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:40,958
Yes!

1382
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,208
Do I want dick?

1383
01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:43,416
Also yes.

1384
01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:44,916
But both dishes are

1385
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,375
best served the same way.

1386
01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,083
With consent, bitch.

1387
01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:52,083
I'm so happy you're back.

1388
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,583
Wait, you're saying we got two

1389
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,416
motherfucking vampires

1390
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:55,500
with us in here now?

1391
01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:56,958
Yeah.

1392
01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:58,750
Think about it this way,

1393
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,916
we have two vampires on our side now.

1394
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,791
Fuck!

1395
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,500
Hey y'all.

1396
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,291
Sheila, you as well?

1397
01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:10,458
When?

1398
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,333
Sheila, how's our barricade coming along?

1399
01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,625
Uh huh.

1400
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,208
- Why didn't you say anything?

1401
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:37,166
Well, I mean, I want to stay alive.

1402
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,125
Undead.

1403
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,833
- And you all would have judged me now.

1404
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:41,708
Just Travis.

1405
01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:42,500
- Scared to reveal

1406
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,541
your truth for judgment

1407
01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:44,833
and the fear of death?

1408
01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:47,541
Can't relate.

1409
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:48,833
Travis, she's been a

1410
01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,833
vampire this whole time

1411
01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:51,083
and hasn't attacked us.

1412
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:52,208
We're safe.

1413
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:53,583
You telling me that

1414
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,166
my blood ain't appetizing

1415
01:16:55,166 --> 01:16:57,000
as fuck to all y'all leeches?

1416
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:57,708
Look here.

1417
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,416
I mean, you all smell fucking great.

1418
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,791
- But so do Krispy Kremes.

1419
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:07,708
Yet somehow I managed keto twice.

1420
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:08,833
- So...

1421
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,166
The way I see it,

1422
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,208
if you're an asshole human,

1423
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,458
you're an asshole vampire.

1424
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:16,958
Yes, bitch.

1425
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:21,000
Not to lower the stakes or anything,

1426
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,166
but ah, worst case scenario

1427
01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:26,083
we become good vampires?

1428
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,291
Yeah, so the guys out there

1429
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,333
feeling pretty embarrassed

1430
01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:32,750
about their performance earlier,

1431
01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,666
to overcompensate their new plan

1432
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,250
is to just straight up kill us all.

1433
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:38,541
Sweetie, how'd you know that?

1434
01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:40,083
I can hear 'em chatting outside.

1435
01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,166
Y'all must be hungry.

1436
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:44,750
Don't turn 'em,

1437
01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:47,416
just rip 'em apart 'n feast.

1438
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,958
So she has supernatural power.

1439
01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:54,250
- No, Bella's right.

1440
01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:55,375
- They ain't planning

1441
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,333
any more transformations.

1442
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,333
Just straight up.

1443
01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:02,000
- We have a fighting chance now.

1444
01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:04,000
We're all on the same side.

1445
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:05,833
- Prepare the stakes.

1446
01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,291
- Remember,

1447
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:09,333
bigger really is better.

1448
01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:00,916
Sorry, it was just sitting there.

1449
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:02,291
Honey, don't apologize.

1450
01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:03,625
Though I might say this

1451
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,833
is not the appropriate time

1452
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:05,875
to try a new look.

1453
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:09,208
New act, new look, bitches.

1454
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,875
Bitch, been undead for two minutes.

1455
01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:13,875
I was just being silly.

1456
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,125
I was just thinking, ya know, probably the

1457
01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,916
only chance I'll ever get before --

1458
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,416
Before we die?

1459
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,875
Mama,

1460
01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:26,666
he needs this.

1461
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,625
Alright, sit.

1462
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,125
- Go on, sit down.

1463
01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:34,250
Come on.

1464
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:41,916
- Might I suggest a

1465
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,958
Cherry Pop to go with that gorgeous mug?

1466
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,666
And what about this?

1467
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:46,916
Make those killer

1468
01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:49,375
cheekbones center stage, bitch.

1469
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:53,958
- We're gonna make you look beautiful.

1470
01:19:58,083 --> 01:19:58,875
Hey, Mama.

1471
01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,541
Uh-huh.

1472
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,791
Where's Olive?

1473
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:05,166
- She left. We got into a fight.

1474
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:06,291
- About what?

1475
01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:08,666
- Same as always,

1476
01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,708
we're both two stubborn divas.

1477
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,166
It's like two power bottoms dating.

1478
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,625
- Sure, you know it's a struggle,

1479
01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:19,125
but you'll come together in the end.

1480
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:24,125
Not this time.

1481
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:46,541
Dusty?

1482
01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,625
I usually don't do this,

1483
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:00,833
but I'm gagging.

1484
01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:03,208
- Damn! Maybe we can use

1485
01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:04,916
those cheekbones as a weapon.

1486
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:07,583
- Wow, you look amazing.

1487
01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,166
- Ain't that a slap in the face.

1488
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,625
You scrub up better than I do.

1489
01:21:13,291 --> 01:21:14,416
- Jeez Dusty.

1490
01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:17,875
You got pronouns now or something?

1491
01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:19,291
Everyone does, darlin'.

1492
01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:22,333
Not me.

1493
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,000
Oh shit, what was that?

1494
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,166
I am in no mood to fuck around.

1495
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,833
You wanna dance? Let's dance.

1496
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:03,291
Open the door!

1497
01:22:11,958 --> 01:22:14,125
Might as well go out in style.

1498
01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:29,625
Curtains up, bitches.

1499
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:32,500
Do I have time to pee?

1500
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,125
- No, Sheila.

1501
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,041
I'd be pissed too.

1502
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,291
Facing immortality with that mug.

1503
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:38,541
Fuck!

1504
01:23:48,958 --> 01:23:50,416
Crucifixes don't work.

1505
01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:51,500
Oh, the church lied?

1506
01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:53,291
So unlike them!

1507
01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:29,708
Fuck face!

1508
01:25:22,916 --> 01:25:23,833
You want me to beg?

1509
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:25,708
- Run?

1510
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:27,291
Fuck you!

1511
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,125
You think you're the first

1512
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,375
bloodsucker I've had to deal with?

1513
01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:37,208
- Bitch! You need a fucking mint.

1514
01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,875
This is some bullshit.

1515
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:07,666
Jax!

1516
01:27:07,666 --> 01:27:08,583
Earl!

1517
01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:11,958
No!

1518
01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,750
Fuck you!

1519
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:36,125
Ah,

1520
01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,000
Travis.

1521
01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:38,791
Yeah?

1522
01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:40,041
You...

1523
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,041
Oh, fuck's sake, Sheila.

1524
01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:44,875
Mama!

1525
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:02,041
Sheila!

1526
01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:05,541
No!

1527
01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:13,750
You're not turning into dust.

1528
01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:15,791
No.

1529
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,291
Fucker got me in the tittie!

1530
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:24,833
Oh...

1531
01:28:26,583 --> 01:28:28,458
Shit is that? That's nasty.

1532
01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:29,333
Yeah.

1533
01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:38,625
- Dusty, watch out!

1534
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:51,625
Mama!

1535
01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:57,541
Killing you lot.

1536
01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,250
Now that's my kinda show.

1537
01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:10,625
Your main event's right here.

1538
01:29:11,250 --> 01:29:12,083
Bitch.

1539
01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:14,083
Olive, run!

1540
01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:16,333
Listen, Mama. I know

1541
01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:17,250
this is terrible timing

1542
01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:17,916
to say this after

1543
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:18,958
arguing about my inability

1544
01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,000
to follow orders.

1545
01:29:22,291 --> 01:29:23,208
But no.

1546
01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:48,208
- Garlic water, bitches!

1547
01:29:57,916 --> 01:29:59,458
Kill it! Kill it!

1548
01:30:25,541 --> 01:30:26,583
Where you going?

1549
01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:28,958
Show's not over.

1550
01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:38,791
Damn, he stank.

1551
01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:42,708
Wait, wait, wait.

1552
01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:46,666
Did we win?

1553
01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:49,375
We won!?

1554
01:30:52,625 --> 01:30:54,000
The black one survived!

1555
01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,375
The black one survived!

1556
01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,125
Mama, I'm really sorry,

1557
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:00,833
I never should have --

1558
01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:01,875
What don't we do?

1559
01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,625
We don't should on ourselves.

1560
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:06,583
Oh! -- I missed you.

1561
01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:09,041
Guys, I can't believe I was knocked out.

1562
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:11,458
I wanted to be a final girl.

1563
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:12,833
Bella, you're alive!

1564
01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:17,583
Well, alive or undead?

1565
01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:18,583
Semantics.

1566
01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:19,333
- Hold on, are you a --

1567
01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:21,625
Glampire, yes, bitch.

1568
01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:24,791
We'll explain later.

1569
01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,291
Seriously?

1570
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:31,666
- Bitch,

1571
01:31:31,666 --> 01:31:33,041
you're a new drag queen

1572
01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:35,458
and you look this motherfucking good!

1573
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:36,791
Head to toe.

1574
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,416
Yeah you did, girl, you did!

1575
01:31:38,666 --> 01:31:39,708
- If you ever need help

1576
01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:40,750
with your first number,

1577
01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,791
you'd have one hell of a choreographer.

1578
01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:46,750
Wait, you want me

1579
01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:47,708
to handle our routines?

1580
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:51,750
Mama, I'm honored to be led by you.

1581
01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:52,916
And every good

1582
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,791
leader recognizes potential.

1583
01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:01,125
Look, I don't think we

1584
01:32:01,125 --> 01:32:02,583
should draw this goodbye out

1585
01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:03,625
too long or anything.

1586
01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:07,208
And I ain't sayin' I'm gay or nothin',

1587
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:11,208
but y'all are alright in my book, so.

1588
01:32:11,541 --> 01:32:13,083
Why would saying that make you gay?

1589
01:32:13,166 --> 01:32:14,458
I'm sayin' I ain't gay!

1590
01:32:14,916 --> 01:32:15,500
Jax!

1591
01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:16,958
Goddamn it.

1592
01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:21,208
- No, no, no, no, no!

1593
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,625
I'm melting!

1594
01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:23,458
Oh fuck!

1595
01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:24,375
- Melting!

1596
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,208
How many times this bitch gon' die?!

1597
01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,625
- Holy shit.

1598
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:29,375
Was Twilight right?

1599
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:30,250
No, bitch, I put

1600
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,166
glitter foundation on earlier.

1601
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:34,000
Fuck my life.

1602
01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:37,500
- Wait, wait, wait,

1603
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:38,416
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1604
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,750
We can go out in the sun?

1605
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,166
This means I don't have

1606
01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:44,375
to miss bikini season?

1607
01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:48,458
I'm gonna have to get me a new tittie.

1608
01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:55,166
Yeah.

1609
01:32:55,458 --> 01:32:56,708
She's good to go.

1610
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:57,750
It'll make it to the

1611
01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,958
next service station.

1612
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,083
She could use a good once over.

1613
01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:03,583
So could I!

1614
01:33:04,791 --> 01:33:06,583
We'll be back this way in a few weeks.

1615
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:08,791
Perhaps we can meet up then?

1616
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,541
I'm definitely up for that.

1617
01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:12,125
You'll be up all right.

1618
01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:13,416
Mama!

1619
01:33:16,666 --> 01:33:19,125
- This has been the best day of my life.

1620
01:33:19,250 --> 01:33:21,416
I'm gonna miss you, Jax.

1621
01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,250
Okay.

1622
01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:26,958
No, bitch. Keep it.

1623
01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:27,666
Really?

1624
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,416
Of course.

1625
01:33:33,250 --> 01:33:34,750
Now get out, I need some me time.

1626
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,500
Thank you.

1627
01:33:45,958 --> 01:33:47,458
Whoa! What the fuck, Sheila!?

1628
01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:50,166
- You got, you got a little --

1629
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,333
- I was hungry, but I'm feelin'

1630
01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:53,458
a lot better now.

1631
01:33:53,791 --> 01:33:55,333
Sheila, whose blood is that?

1632
01:33:55,416 --> 01:33:56,625
I don't know, it's one

1633
01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:58,416
of the dead guys in there.

1634
01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:00,541
But I've got me some takeout.

1635
01:34:01,291 --> 01:34:02,833
- But you know what they say?

1636
01:34:03,250 --> 01:34:04,750
Waste not, want not.

1637
01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:05,750
You're doing your

1638
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,083
bit for the environment.

1639
01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,583
Yeah, I really like that for you, Sheila.

1640
01:34:08,750 --> 01:34:10,250
Yeah, always.

1641
01:34:17,708 --> 01:34:20,750
- Thank you for everything.

1642
01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:22,125
You gonna be all right?

1643
01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:25,416
Oh yeah, I got such

1644
01:34:25,416 --> 01:34:28,125
big dreams for this place.

1645
01:34:28,291 --> 01:34:29,500
By big, you mean an

1646
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:31,541
alphabet mafia queer dream, right?

1647
01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,000
Yeah, queer.

1648
01:34:33,916 --> 01:34:37,291
So queer, my old man, would turn in his grave.

1649
01:34:38,666 --> 01:34:39,250
Bitch, don't be

1650
01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:40,791
talking about no damn zombies.

1651
01:34:40,791 --> 01:34:42,708
I am done with the undead.

1652
01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:45,083
- Be sure to give us a call

1653
01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:46,375
when you're all set up.

1654
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000
We'd be honored to

1655
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,750
perform on your stage any day.

1656
01:34:57,708 --> 01:34:59,250
- Seat belts on ladies,

1657
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:01,000
we got some time to make up.

1658
01:35:01,375 --> 01:35:02,416
No sucker's ever taken

1659
01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:03,708
us off schedule before and

1660
01:35:03,708 --> 01:35:05,166
they ain't about to now.

1661
01:35:05,625 --> 01:35:07,416
The show must go on.

1662
01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,083
Robin, get us out of here.