1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:04,295 Oh, you have so many cute ornaments. 2 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:07,256 Aw! 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,675 Georgia's footprint from her first Christmas. 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,845 Yeah. Oh, and Carter's. 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,641 Mom, you don't get it. 6 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,976 If Lily agrees to go to the winter prom with me, 7 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,561 I think she'll be my girlfriend. 8 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,897 Not that I want to put a label on it. 9 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,441 I so want to put a label on it. 10 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,610 I'm just saying, she'd be lucky however you ask. 11 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,195 Don't overthink it. 12 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:33,699 Mom, this is a promposal. People go all out these days. 13 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,952 Why are you still talking about this? We have a plan. 14 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:39,121 Wait. You asked your grandfather for help instead of me? 15 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,207 This is important. It's his first dance. 16 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,210 Well, technically, you were at my prom. 17 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,922 {\an8}- No offense, but Pops got Eve. - Kid's got a point, right? 18 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,883 {\an8}It's true. How did you get me? 19 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,469 {\an8}I got mad game, girl. 20 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:57,014 {\an8}It's true. His game is being mad. 21 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,724 {\an8}Look, you like the movie Grease? 22 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,560 {\an8}I got this '46 convertible just like Travolta drove. 23 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,187 {\an8}It could be great, guys. 24 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,481 {\an8}I don't know, Pops, I wanted to do something more Christmas themed. 25 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,525 {\an8}And your idea doesn't feel very me. 26 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,570 {\an8}Of course it doesn't. Because my idea is awesome. 27 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,154 {\an8}Yeah, I don't see Carter dancing. 28 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,239 {\an8}But you know what, he could learn. 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,949 {\an8}If only we knew a dance instructor 30 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,326 {\an8}that had a dance studio near my shop. 31 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:20,037 {\an8}Wait a minute. Who am I dating? 32 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,123 {\an8}- She sounds amazing. - Mm-hm. 33 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,333 {\an8}Oh, what? It's me. 34 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,044 {\an8}I would love to teach Carter some dance moves. 35 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,713 {\an8}I love you, Carter, but I'm not sure 36 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,172 {\an8}if you're ready for dancing. 37 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,091 {\an8}You're still struggling with the bike. 38 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,428 {\an8}Hey, once you get this engine going, 39 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,180 {\an8}it can't stop! 40 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:42,102 {\an8}Okay, that could work if Lily was blind. 41 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:57,993 One Yule Log Latte and one Lump of Cold Brew. 42 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,955 {\an8}It's just a cold brew, but sales are up 30%. 43 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,541 {\an8}Thanks for being born, Baby Jesus. 44 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,835 {\an8}Aw, thank you. But why didn't you tell us 45 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,462 {\an8}it was ugly Christmas sweater day. 46 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,798 {\an8}- What? - Mm. This is good. 47 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,926 {\an8}Hey, I'm freaking out because my mom's coming to town. 48 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,928 {\an8}Molly? Oh, I love her. 49 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,514 {\an8}Every Christmas, she bring me a nutcracker. 50 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,143 {\an8}So sweet, so terrifying. 51 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,604 {\an8}Why are you looking at me, Nutcracker? 52 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,022 {\an8}Last time she came through Vegas, 53 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,482 {\an8}we got thrown out of a pool party. 54 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,150 {\an8}Hm. By that I mean, we got drunk 55 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,028 {\an8}and escorted out of the Bellagio fountain. 56 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,196 {\an8}Oh. 57 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,740 {\an8}Amelie wants to meet her, so we're all having dinner. 58 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,367 {\an8}Oh, boy. Girlfriend meeting the mom. 59 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,618 {\an8}That's a big step. 60 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,578 {\an8}Oh, and it can go bad. 61 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,498 {\an8}Like when I was dating the girlfriend and the mom. 62 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,791 {\an8}Pssh. 63 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,334 {\an8}If it was just us and my mom, 64 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,170 {\an8}it'd be four friends, you know, hanging out, sharing guacamole, 65 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,090 {\an8}seeing who's abusing the dip-to-chip ratio. 66 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,510 {\an8}Oh, I know that's a shot at me, but I refuse to change. 67 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,929 {\an8}Hey. How about you guys come to dinner? 68 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,515 {\an8}Ooh. Um, here's the thing. 69 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,394 I don't know when or where it is, but I know I'm busy. 70 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,145 I didn't want to have to do this, 71 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,981 but here come the puppy dog eyes. 72 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,901 Ugh! 73 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,779 Damn it! We'll go. 74 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:19,324 Works every time. You adorable son of a bitch! 75 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,831 I can't believe you buy Christmas gifts for all of your employees. 76 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:30,043 I love giving Christmas gifts. I am Santa Claus, you know. 77 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,378 Oh, wait a minute. 78 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,381 I think Santa left a little early gift for Eve. 79 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,258 Aw! 80 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,427 Wait. Is it lingerie? 81 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,012 That would actually be a gift for me. 82 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,266 What? 83 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,517 Is that us? 84 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,436 That's us in the alley where we first met. 85 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,229 Aw! 86 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,982 Is that little Matt yelling at me to turn the music down? 87 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:56,945 Yes, and there's little Eve ignoring me as usual. 88 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,365 - I love it. Thank you. - Thanks. 89 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,785 Grandpa, Christmas is expensive. 90 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,162 All right. 91 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:09,081 With family gifts and Secret Santa, 92 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,418 and with most of my money tied up in black market Labubus. 93 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,881 What would you say to giving me an advance on my inheritance? 94 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,176 Hmm? No. 95 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,678 Go ask your mom. 96 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,431 I can't, she's poor. 97 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,685 Okay. I'm taking her present back and giving her cash. 98 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,480 Riley, too. 99 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,774 Um, listen, for this promposal for Carter, 100 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,693 I want to make sure that Lily says yes. 101 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,069 - Mm-hmm. - So how about this? 102 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,491 We cast somebody else as Carter. 103 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,327 You know Usher, right? 104 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,247 Okay, my mom should be here any minute. 105 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,249 I'm actually kind of nervous. 106 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,879 Don't worry, moms love me. Although I am better with dads. 107 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:01,884 - Aw, Stitch isn't coming. - What? 108 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,137 He's sick. He also said if we see any photos of him at the Lakers game, 109 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,765 they're definitely from last week. 110 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,641 I should go. 111 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,226 - Yeah. - No. 112 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,810 I already told my mom that Riley's coming. 113 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,896 If she's not here, it's gonna throw the whole dinner off. 114 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,856 Okay, fine. But quick, one course. 115 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,944 No apps, no dessert. Oh, they have a seafood tower! 116 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,530 I'm sorry, ma'am, but you gotta pay a corkage fee. 117 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,700 A corkage fee? This is a screw top. 118 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,578 And there's my mom. 119 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,542 Cruises are great. 120 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,002 Unlimited food, unlimited drinks, 121 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,171 unlimited comedy magicians 122 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,507 who aren't funny but are very creepy. 123 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,134 I only slept with one. 124 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,054 Okay. I'm your son. 125 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,266 These salads are taking forever. 126 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,227 We ordered them, like, two minutes ago. 127 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,021 So Gabe tells me that you're a dancer. 128 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,482 I assume that means stripper. 129 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,945 Oh. No, I'm trained in ballet and contemporary. 130 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,197 I got started because my mom was a singer 131 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,200 and I liked dancing while she sang. 132 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,745 Aw. My mom was a bitch. 133 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,373 To Nana. 134 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,042 Being a single mom was tough. 135 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,253 Riley, you know what I'm talking about. 136 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,298 Yeah. The divorce hasn't been easy. 137 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,008 You know, I never liked Jimmy. 138 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,511 Always bummed a cigarette, never had one to give. 139 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,806 But you know who really didn't like him? This one. 140 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,477 Always talked about how you deserved better all the time. 141 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:40,149 Um, so, has Gabe always been this into cars? 142 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,775 Any chance he'll grow out of it? 143 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,402 Oh, honey. 144 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,904 Once Gabe loves something, it's forever. 145 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:50,117 He still won't let me throw away that "Playboy" with Pam Anderson. 146 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,537 You know what? No more wine for me. 147 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,290 Eh, a little bit more. 148 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,794 He loved that issue for the "articles." 149 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,008 You know what? No more wine for me, too. 150 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,386 Wow, Riley. So glad I got to be here while you two caught up. 151 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,263 Nah, we just go way back. 152 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,556 You know, I was best friends with her brother. 153 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,350 I used to tease here, give her noogies, 154 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,811 steal her clothes when she was changing for the pool. 155 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:21,065 You know what? No more wine for anybody. 156 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,775 Her mom and I always thought 157 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,402 that these two were gonna end up together. 158 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:28,198 Gabe likes girls with a little more... 159 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,659 You know? 160 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,787 Really? 161 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,416 You know what? More wine for me. 162 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,547 So, did you know your mom wanted you to be with Riley? 163 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,716 Is that why you invited Riley? 164 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,969 I invited Riley to be, like, kind of a buffer and pump you up. 165 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,763 Oh, I didn't know that I needed 166 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,891 to be pumped up because I'm so unlikable. 167 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,268 Oh, boy. 168 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,980 So glad I decided to split the ride to save eight bucks. 169 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,649 If one of us had to get out of this car right now, 170 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,858 who would you pick? 171 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,070 Me, into oncoming traffic. 172 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,655 Riley and I are just friends, right? 173 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,075 Yeah. Of course! Just friends. Barely that. 174 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,744 I don't even follow him on Instagram. 175 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,997 - You never followed me back? - Not the time. 176 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,500 This is what I'm talking about. 177 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,461 You have your little inside jokes. You like her. 178 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,256 I have sensed it the entire time that we've been going out. 179 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,841 Of course, I like her. She's my friend. 180 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,092 Okay, well, maybe she shouldn't be. 181 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,427 No. That's ridiculous. 182 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,845 I'm done talking about this. 183 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,346 Okay, I'm done thinking about this. 184 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,473 Honestly, I'm done with you. 185 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,476 You're breaking up with me? Can we at least talk about this? 186 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,104 There's nothing to talk about. 187 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,482 Oh, boy. 188 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,695 Ho, ho, hold the work. 189 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,408 Oh, look who comes bearing gifts. Look at this. 190 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:58,245 Oh, no. Oh, come on. It's right here. 191 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,999 Tell me it's not a pink slip. I can't take any more bad news. 192 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,917 Amelie broke up with me. 193 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,672 I'm just... I'm glad I have friends that care about me. 194 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,883 Are you happy with your bonus? 195 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,426 - Thank you, Boss. - Hear that? 196 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,720 Yeah, this is so generous of you. But you know what? 197 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,888 I'm gonna take a picture and deposit it 198 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,807 before you come to your senses. 199 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,643 Oh, damn it. I just sent the bank 200 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,104 a picture of my girlfriend's butt. 201 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,108 - Matt Parker. - Hey. Hey, Molly. 202 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,527 - It's been too long. - Yeah. 203 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,155 I'm so sorry that I wasn't at Diane's funeral. 204 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,074 She was a great lady. 205 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,700 Hey, I appreciate that. Thanks. 206 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,036 And just because she's gone doesn't mean 207 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,663 this is gonna happen. So... 208 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:46,169 Well, I appreciate that even more. 209 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,629 All right. 210 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,257 I'll let you continue stealing all the presents from Whoville. 211 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,551 Good to see you. 212 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,555 There's my favorite mother from another brother. 213 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,850 Stitch, I can't believe you blew off dinner for the Lakers. 214 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,978 And what's worse, you didn't invite me. 215 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,108 But don't think that I forgot. 216 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,529 Uh, you shouldn't have. 217 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,324 Thank-- Oh, Lord, this thing is staring me right in my soul. 218 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,746 - How's my baby holding up? - Not great. 219 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,833 I tried to apologize, but Amelie won't talk to me. 220 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,669 There's a sign on her door that says, "Deliveries go around back. 221 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,046 Gabe, go to hell." 222 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,091 I'm so sorry. She's a great girl. 223 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,261 She'll come to her senses. Time heals all wounds. 224 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,472 And if it doesn't, Whiskey disinfects 'em. 225 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,562 All right. Hand me the Willie Nelson ornament. 226 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,147 What? This is Santa. 227 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,567 Why is he holding a joint? 228 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,153 That's his naughty and nice list. 229 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,240 Oh. I've been confused about that for 20 years. 230 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,743 So this elf isn't Danny DeVito? 231 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,040 Ah, my brokenhearted bro. 232 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,168 - Hey. - Bring it in here, right here. 233 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,252 Oh. 234 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,421 - I'm actually okay. - No, no, it's all right. 235 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,298 It's all right. I heard about you and Amelie. 236 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,717 I can relate. 237 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,554 Actually, I can't. I'm in a healthy and committed relationship. 238 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,016 But hang in there. It gets better. 239 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,393 Again, I wouldn't know. 240 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,189 - Can you let go now? - Oh, yeah. 241 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,442 The question is, can you? 242 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,152 Okay. All right. 243 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,528 - Have fun with Lily. - All right. Sorry. 244 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,071 Thanks, Mom. All right. See you guys. 245 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,699 Love you. 246 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,036 Seriously, how are you holding up? 247 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,538 I'm okay. Thanks for inviting me over. 248 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,081 Oh, are you kidding? 249 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,417 Friends don't let friends be alone after a breakup. 250 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,045 That's how you end up with bangs. 251 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,966 Why are relationships so hard? I mean, look at you and me. 252 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,384 It's just so easy. 253 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,304 Yeah, because we don't complicate it with feelings 254 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,098 and sex and all that other crap. 255 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,727 Exactly. Can you believe what my mom said about 256 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,272 you and me ending up together? That's crazy. 257 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,274 Right? 258 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,276 Yeah, that's crazy. 259 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,988 I mean, like you said, we're just friends, right? 260 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,823 Yeah. 261 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,533 - Ugh! Wait. - Wait, hold on. 262 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,910 - Let me help you. - Thanks. 263 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,454 Can you hand me another candy cane? 264 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,212 Mmm! 265 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,801 Christ... 266 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,761 ♪ Is born ♪ 267 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,513 ♪ In Bethlehem ♪ 268 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,515 Mom, Amelie? What are you guys doing here? 269 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,766 Eh, not that there's any reason you shouldn't. 270 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,142 We're just decorating. 271 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,811 Oh, forgot the tinsel in the basement. 272 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,188 You don't have a basement. 273 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,441 Thank you, Gabe, what a helpful reminder. 274 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,611 I felt bad that I caused this mess, 275 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,863 so I went and talked to Amelie. 276 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,907 No, I freaked out last night. 277 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,909 I think I was jealous of how close you are. 278 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,577 So when Molly said she thought 279 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,955 that you'd wind up together, I lost it. 280 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,624 That's on me. I mean, 281 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,294 you guys do have a special connection. 282 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,755 But if they were gonna do the old mattress mambo, 283 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,466 they would have did it already. 284 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,471 I'm sorry, babe. I know that I'm not perfect, 285 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:30,309 and I know that I can act kind of crazy sometimes. 286 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,520 But I miss you. 287 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,150 Can we just get past this and be like how we were? 288 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,153 Of course. 289 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,366 Yes! See what I did? 290 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,911 Merry Christmas. I got you your girlfriend back. 291 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,831 Now you can stop complaining about the Chewbacca 292 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,584 I didn't buy you when you were eight. 293 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,170 Yay! It's a Christmas miracle. 294 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,630 I'm gonna go dig a basement. 295 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,844 Whoa! Standing all by himself 296 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,346 in an alley dressed in camouflage. 297 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,349 Too bad it's not working. I can still see him. 298 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,767 Hey, Carter. I got your text. 299 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,060 Is everything okay? 300 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,895 I need to ask you something. 301 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,063 Would you stop talking, 302 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,439 or you are going to miss what people are calling 303 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,816 the greatest promposal of all time. 304 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,444 I'm people. 305 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,244 Whoa! This is crazy. 306 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,205 How did you ask a girl to winter prom? 307 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,457 Oh, man. I had a sign-up sheet on my locker. 308 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,293 I got six girls and one teacher. 309 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,171 It was the '90s, Riley. 310 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,506 So what do you think? 311 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,591 I love it, the convertible looks great! 312 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,803 Hey, Santa, you can't eat in the car! 313 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,556 What is happening? Why is Santa here? 314 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,142 I called in a few favors. 315 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,853 Unless you don't like him, then it's back to the North Pole 316 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,064 and the Sherman Oaks Galleria. 317 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,870 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪ 318 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,539 ♪ Ring tingle a-tingling too ♪ 319 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,165 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 320 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,875 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪ 321 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,627 ♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 322 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,337 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 323 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,172 ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪ 324 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,174 ♪ And friends are calling you ♪ 325 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,634 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 326 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,553 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪ 327 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,513 ♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 328 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:37,770 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 329 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,982 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 330 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,445 ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy ♪ 331 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,281 ♪ And comfy and cozy are we ♪ 332 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,949 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 333 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,659 ♪ We're snuggled up together ♪ 334 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,369 ♪ Like birds of a feather would be ♪ 335 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,662 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪ 336 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,664 ♪ Let's take a stroll before us ♪ 337 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,666 ♪ And sing a chorus or two ♪ 338 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,751 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding ♪ 339 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,420 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪ 340 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,880 ♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 341 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,548 Ya boi! 342 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,633 Ho, ho, ho! 343 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,971 Lily Martinez, seems you've been very good this year. 344 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,183 But before Santa can put you on his nice list, 345 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,060 Carter has one question for you. 346 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,355 Lily, will you go to the winter prom with me? 347 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,191 Yes! 348 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,281 Ah! My little boy is going to prom. 349 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035 I need a tissue. I got something in my eye. 350 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,580 - Thank you. - Yeah. 351 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,750 Look how happy that kid is. 352 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,335 He couldn't have done this without you. 353 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,502 I love you. 354 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,468 Hey, Eve. 355 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,012 I want to thank you for what you did for Carter today. 356 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,014 It was amazing and he loved it. 357 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,183 Yeah. I wanted to tell you I like your jacket. 358 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,309 Oh. 359 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,020 Or should I say, "I love it"? 360 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,939 Okay. I want to talk about that. 361 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,106 It's okay. We don't have to. 362 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,983 Men get caught up in the moment and they say it. 363 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,110 I've had men tell me they love me after sex 364 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,071 or after the Dodgers won the World Series. 365 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,531 Once, both at the same time. 366 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,536 Okay. Sometimes you want to make this an inner dialog. 367 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,080 Um... 368 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,207 sometimes I describe love, 369 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,376 like a color wheel in my design work. 370 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,461 You know, there's all different shades of it. 371 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,465 I love cars, I love my work, I love my family. 372 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,135 But this color is different. It's deeper. It's... 373 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,762 It's not like I want to start a family 374 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,097 or even meet your parents. 375 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,765 Oh, my parents would not like you. 376 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,309 You are way too liberal. 377 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,397 I've never met anyone like you. 378 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,609 You're generous, kind, powerful, 379 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,529 sometimes very funny. 380 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,322 And you look good in sweatpants, 381 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,325 where most people just look unemployed. 382 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,747 Wow. Well, you are unlike any man I have ever met. 383 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,083 You put up this gruff exterior, 384 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,419 but you're loyal and caring 385 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,379 and incredibly sweet. 386 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,756 - Okay, okay. Okay, okay. - So sweet. 387 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,758 Don't worry. It'll be our little secret. 388 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,386 What I'm saying is, um... 389 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,222 I don't want to take back what I said. 390 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,058 - Matt, I need to tell you something. - Let me just say it. 391 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,394 I love you, Eve. 392 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,565 I'm going to Korea for five months. 393 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,277 We start in Korea, then Europe. 394 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,197 It's a K-pop tour with BTS and TXT. 395 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,534 K-pop tour. Did they get their names from an eye chart? 396 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,994 I'm sorry to spring it on you like this. 397 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,038 I just found out this morning and I was hoping to tell you 398 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,873 when you were all giddy with your new meat thermometer. 399 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,082 By the way, for Christmas, 400 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,251 I got you a new meat thermometer. 401 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,713 I'm happy for you. And I'm happy about a meat thermometer. 402 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,466 And I'll be back here and there, you know, 403 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,177 and you can come visit me in Korea. 404 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,013 Europe? 405 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,140 FaceTime? 406 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,142 Five months. We can deal with it. 407 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,977 Yeah, that's the thing. 408 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,356 It might turn into a longer tour. 409 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,817 Yeah. It's good for you because you-- 410 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,319 you've worked hard to do this kind of stuff. 411 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,820 This is what you want to do. 412 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,199 I feel like there's a but coming... 413 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:23,203 You think I'd be used to losing a love, 414 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,955 but I'm not. 415 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,917 I want what's best for you. 416 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,172 And I also want what's best for me. 417 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,593 So are you willing to try? 418 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,015 I don't think I can. 419 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,732 So... are we done? 420 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,530 I-- I think we are. 421 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,599 For the record, Matt Parker... 422 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,770 I love you, too. 423 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,741 You know what helps me when I'm down? 424 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,161 Getting hammered. 425 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,289 Here's some eggnog. 426 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,000 Thank you. You know what? 427 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,295 I think a really beautiful, sweet Christmas movie will cheer me up. 428 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,505 - Die Hard? - Die Hard. 429 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,883 {\an8}Mom, nog me. 430 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,051 {\an8}Nog gonna happen. 431 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,264 {\an8}Ooh! Die Hard! Yippee-ki-yay! 432 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,184 {\an8}Mother would prefer you didn't. 433 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,396 {\an8}I love you guys. 434 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,064 {\an8}Merry Christmas. 435 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,026 {\an8}Love you. 436 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,778 {\an8}Can I have a sip now? 437 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,529 {\an8}No.