https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u27dCuZ0F4k
Since when
I'm doing the Jumble.
I always do the Jumble.
Not today
Well
like a father-son thing.
No can do.
Hey
-Is everything okay?
today's the anniversary
So maybe don't bring it up.
Ah. Can't believe
What do you want us to do?
Oh
What's he supposed to do?
This is serious
Wasn't joking
-Morning.
Or just... morning.
Uh
No
of Fagenbacher's
Today's the day
Hey
(mouthing)
If I land this account
Oh
you know
-Yeah. See you later.
Let the record show
(phone ringing)
McAllister Auto.
Hey
No
He seemed fine. Why?
Oh
Good news. I stuck it
to Fagenbacher.
Terrific.
Who you talking to?
Oh
Well
No.
I cannot believe
Well
I didn't want to upset you.
You remembered
See? Now you're upset.
* *
(coos)
Thanks for having us over
Well
might as well have it together.
Although I'm sure George
You know? He'd want you
I don't think Dad would want us
She's not saying forget him.
We all know that's not possible.
Coach Wilkins was crying
He said it was hay fever
Well
I mean
First thing this morning.
Told me he was proudly flying
Great. Even Sheldon remembered.
What's going on with you?
I forgot. I had a big
slipped my mind.
(sighs)
Oh
Or maybe you are.
She remembered
-Hey
I was. I'm not now.
Knock it off! Today is
hard enough
-Sorry.
Well
Go to the cemetery
Well
something
Like when he got his photo
for eating that 72-ounce steak?
Let's please not remember that.
We can get something named after
Ooh
Oh
He would love that.
Wait. So every time
under the bleachers
Why are you hanging out
Uh
* *
Here ya go.
Ah. I can't believe
you're old enough
(voice breaking):
Really
It's an emotional time.
-To George Cooper.
-To George.
Thanks
You're not in high school
That's okay. I feel weird
calling old people
Old people?
So
I want to do something
and I was thinking
your scoreboard is
What if we got a new one
the "George Cooper
Damn it.
That's a nice thought
What if I raise the money?
Oh
You're talking to the best tire
Well
I'm in for fifty.
Fifty?
That man was your best friend.
You're right.
(voice breaking):
Damn
So every Friday night
people will look up at the score
Oh
It is a high school
so no one can change "Cooper"
Good thinking.
How are you gonna pay for it?
Donations.
They'll be happy to contribute.
Put me down for a hundred.
How? That just means
No. Mom
Of course.
How much
I guess a hundred
Really? That's what I put in
Put us down for $500.
Thanks
-You're welcome.
That's a pretty good start
Still got a long way to go.
Scoreboards are more expensive
Then put me down
Would you cut that out!
Hmm. Nice picture.
That was the day
digging up the backyard.
That is a very Texas story.
Let me get things started.
Hmm? (chuckles)
Five dollars?
My dead father's only worth
It was either that or a twenty.
Okay
-Hello
I just came by
Poaching my U-Haul account--
that's... that's got
It does
Ooh
And a big bite.
He may have rabies.
I didn't come here to fight
I-I like having
It keeps things spicy.
Well
I'm going.
What's that?
-Something for your dad?
No
In fact
Ooh. (laughs)
I only got hundreds.
(laughs)
That's a Benjamin Franklin
(door closes)
Can I take back my twenty?
Wow.
-You raised all this at school?
-How?
and sold 'em
Well
Sure.
So
People are giving
-Have you tried crying?
Whenever I want something
I just whip up some tears
-I ain't gonna cry.
(crying):
people feel bad for me
and they just want to
(crying)
Is everything okay?
I'm fine
What can I do?
What do you need?
All right
Maybe I'll join you.
Didn't you just take one?
Yeah
(phone ringing)
-Hello?
some good news for you.
Scoreboard's paid for.
What? That's amazing.
Yeah
You're kidding.
Nope
-What's going on?
Memorial Scoreboard
Pretty good
No
(stammers)
(crying): It's just
Fagenbacher's just been trying
(tongue clicks)
Crying.
(chuckles)
(crying):
I-I'm just too emotional
You can't take his money.
This is a public school.
I will literally
Fine
Georgie
but your dad's name is still
Yeah
Or above. We're still
He's just doing this
Look
and I get a free scoreboard.
Everybody wins.
Except the football team
What if I can buy you
If you really want
we can upgrade the library.
My dad was a football coach
Just give me a chance.
and we can buy
Hey.
How'd you know I was here?
I didn't. I got caught
Well
I'm sorry.
It's just...
(crying):
I have been so lost.
And there's just no one
Oh
Yeah. So
the "George Cooper
sponsored by y'all
Oh
A beloved hero
We just need about $10
and we can make this happen.
I mean
Probably more
Well
and if that's your attitude
Ruben
We're not paying
You don't know
What were you gonna say?
The point is
Mr. McAllister
Run for your life.
You hate Fagenbacher
Y'all were competitors
Uh
Mm. Not just rivals in business
What are you doing
I'm just saying
looking up at that scoreboard
and seeing the guy's name
with my wife before I did.
I'm going home.
Take him with you.
GEORGE SR.:
FRED:
GEORGE SR.:
Let me take a look at that.
It's gonna be twice
and state of the art.
-Ooh
What's going on?
I'm just showing your dad
Have you seen this
Look what Fred
It was my idea.
Well
Now
He tried
Wouldn't be the first time.
You should have seen
I just happen to have a couple
Straight A's.
Proud of you
No
-You want to toss
I was talking to Freddy.
I'd love to.
Come on
No
Missy's selling cigarettes.
Narc.
(gasps)
Hey. You okay?
Yeah. Just a bad dream.
Again?
Oh
your dad loves you.
Right
Yeah
And then the rabbit goes
voilà.
Thanks
(stammers)
(exhales)
You look tired.
CeeCee keep you up all night?
No
Yeah
I could help him
Well
you did all those fundraisers
Yeah
washing cars
Some of us weren't comfortable
-Morning.
I have an idea about
You do a news story
and donations will pour in.
Oh
I can't pitch a story
I mean
Time to bust out that bikini.
Forget it. Sorry I asked.
Whoa
I ain't your son.
I'm George Cooper's son.
His only son.
-Except for Sheldon.
Poor Georgie. I hate
I know.
having something
Wouldn't care?
Whose idea do you think it was
-I didn't know that.
"Phil Cooper."
I know.
I don't like to speak ill
but this Fagenbacher
he sounds like a real horse's
(tongue clicks)
I know what. Do you know what?
Patootie.
Nailed it.
I think I might go down there
Well
I don't need vulgar language
Yeah
I'd like to remind you
(chuckles)
(sighs):
Mr. Fagenbacher?
I am Mary Cooper
No.
You're not old enough
Maybe his big sister.
That ain't gonna work on me.
The devil speaks
You calling me a devil?
A handsome one
(laughs)
Do you really think
to upset my son and then charm
Mrs. Cooper...
-Can I call you Mary?
Mrs. Cooper...
...you got me all wrong.
All right? Yeah
but when he told me what
I was touched
I have a teenage daughter.
I know what malarkey
You got me.
I'm a bad boy.
You want to give me a spanking?
Don't you disrespect me.
-Yes
the memory of my husband.
-Well
My family has been through
to put up with you
-Now
He may be forgiving
I sure as heck am not.
I'm sorry
-And?
You will also apologize
Yes
(exhales)
All right
There may be a decent man
I can shave!
(marching band playing)
It is beautiful
your dad's name up there
Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard.
No
Our team's so bad
Be cool if they served beer.
It's a high school.
Excuse me for trying
This is the best hot dog.
(crying): It's like George 424 00: