1 00:00:00,979 --> 00:00:02,979 you can find me on and pless support me https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,003 Previously onGeorgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 3 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:05,440 You are not gonna believe this. 4 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:07,703 That was Channel Nine. They just offered me a job. 5 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,313 They don't care about the stuff you said? 6 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:11,968 I'm a loose cannon. That's what they love about me. 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,883 Poverty is just a state of mind. 8 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,233 No, it's eating butter sandwiches 9 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:18,235 and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma. 10 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,977 Hola. Georgie. 11 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,634 How about, when we disagree, 12 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:27,462 I bring in Mr. McAllister to be the tiebreaker? 13 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,333 -Counteroffer. -Go. 14 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:32,467 When we need a tiebreaker, it's my abuela. 15 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:33,729 [laughs] 16 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,475 Now, if you'll turn to the earnings report... 17 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,259 Ain't it a little early for numbers? 18 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,392 Hey, you agreed to a monthly partners' meeting. 19 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:47,003 I didn't agree, I got outvoted. 20 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,180 Does she really got to be here? 21 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:52,748 Let's put it to a vote. Yes. 22 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:53,749 Abuela? 23 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,754 Ooh. Another tough loss for you. 24 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,147 Let's just move on. 25 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,150 RUBEN: Yeah. 26 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,760 He's always grumpy in the morning. 27 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:05,848 Am not. 28 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:08,198 [laughs] 29 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,592 Well, only 'cause it's 7:00 a.m. 30 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,507 This was the only time Abuela was available. 31 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:14,030 She don't work. 32 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,858 No, but she has water aerobics at 8:00, 33 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:17,642 so let's keep this moving. 34 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,514 What's next? 35 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,385 You tell us your plan to get new clients. 36 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,821 Who said I have a plan? 37 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,606 It's on the agenda. 38 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:26,782 You knew I wasn't gonna read that when you gave it to me. 39 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:30,829 What'd she say? 40 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,615 She's excited to hear your ideas. 41 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,095 Fine, you want an idea? 42 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,227 I join the Medford Springs Country Club. 43 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:39,447 -Why? -Lot of deals get made there. 44 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:40,752 Good place to meet potential clients. 45 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,363 You play golf? 46 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,146 No, but I can learn. 47 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:45,583 The ball's just sitting there, waiting for you to hit it. 48 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,803 How hard can it be? 49 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,370 Let me get this straight. 50 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,154 You want to use company money 51 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,764 so you can hang out at a country club? 52 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:55,593 Where I'll make more company money. 53 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,205 [chuckles] Abuela? 54 00:01:58,378 --> 00:01:59,249 No. 55 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,819 I can get you in any time you want to use the pool, 56 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,212 the steam room, Jacuzzi. 57 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:07,692 Sí. 58 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,389 Tough loss for you. 59 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:13,002 ♪ 60 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,153 [coos] 61 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,204 So, Mandy, you ready to get back to work? 62 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,728 Definitely. I feel bad leaving CeeCee. 63 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,123 Oh, don't worry, she and I are gonna have so much fun, 64 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,299 she won't even know you're gone. 65 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:53,129 Wow, you always know just the wrong thing to say. 66 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,349 I can show her your picture and tell her, 67 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:57,960 "This is the lady who picked work over you." 68 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:01,006 Says the guy who never picked work over anything. 69 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,400 What can I say? I put family first. 70 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:05,576 Hey, y'all. 71 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,361 Hey. What's with the golf clubs? 72 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,624 My dad's old set. I'm gonna learn how to play. 73 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,495 Why? 74 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,932 Rich guys play golf. I'm gonna be a rich guy. 75 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,413 Ergo, I better get to it. 76 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,546 -"Ergo"? -It's a word. 77 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,896 I know. I'm just surprised you know. 78 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:23,290 If you want to learn to play golf, I could teach you. 79 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,421 You play? 80 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,206 It's been a while, but yes. 81 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,077 Careful, she's a tough teacher. 82 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,775 You were a lousy student. 83 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,255 "Bend your knees, straighten your arm, 84 00:03:32,341 --> 00:03:33,822 "loosen your grip, keep your head still, 85 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:36,433 turn your hips, follow through." Pick one, for God's sake. 86 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,305 If you'd focused more on your lessons 87 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,655 instead of your outfits, you could have been great. 88 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,744 Well... [scoffs] looking cute was important. 89 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,224 I thought I was gonna meet my future husband 90 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,312 on the golf course. 91 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:48,010 Instead, you met him at a Laundromat. 92 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,664 And I noticed her outfit. 93 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:58,890 Head down, 94 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,023 arms straight, 95 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,852 feet shoulder-width apart. 96 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,027 Don't overthink it. 97 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:07,943 First time anyone's ever said that to me. 98 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,597 Give it a try. 99 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,645 You're swinging with your arms. 100 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,865 It's all about the hips. Here, watch mine. 101 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:18,997 I'd rather not. 102 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,129 What's your problem? 103 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,262 You're my mother-in-law. 104 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,916 I-I like to pretend you don't have hips. 105 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,528 Don't be a baby. Watch. 106 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,621 Dang. 107 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,666 Did you see how I rotated my hips? 108 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,190 The ones you don't have, yes. 109 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,714 Give it a shot. 110 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:41,542 Okay. 111 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,676 [exhales] 112 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,988 -Nice. -That felt better. 113 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,381 You're a good teacher. 114 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,339 Oh, thank you. You're a good student. 115 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,428 Another thing no one's ever said. 116 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,215 Georgie, you really think joining a country club's 117 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,826 gonna help build your business? 118 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,699 I've been charming the socks off folks since kindergarten. 119 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,180 Might as well aim my natural charisma at people with money. 120 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,226 Oh, my God, just swing. 121 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:20,232 All right, there you go. 122 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,017 I knew this was gonna be easy. 123 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:25,194 You think so? Do it again. 124 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,413 Okey dokey. 125 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,460 [sighs] 126 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,335 I don't see it. 127 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,683 Look down. 128 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,948 Found it. 129 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,906 All right, this time, swing slow, 130 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,387 keep your head down, your left arm straight, 131 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,476 and try not to sway. 132 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,437 What's going on? 133 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,656 I forgot everything after "swing slow." 134 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,445 I'm glad you had a good time. 135 00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,924 It was fun. 136 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,057 I forgot how much I love the game. 137 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:05,060 And Georgie actually took to it. 138 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,714 Unlike his wife. 139 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,107 Look at you, a 20-year-old grudge. 140 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,066 That's impressive. 141 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,503 You know, I was thinking maybe we should join the country club. 142 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,766 [laughs] You're kidding, right? 143 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,246 We're not country club people. 144 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:19,814 I am. 145 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:20,945 What's that mean? 146 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,644 Don't make me hurt your feelings. 147 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,689 Why would I join? I don't even golf. 148 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:28,344 Well, you're not too old to learn. 149 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,347 No, but I'm too old to want to learn. 150 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,914 It's not just golf. 151 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,829 There's a swimming pool, tennis. 152 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,005 It's a good place to make new friends. 153 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,702 I don't need new friends. I already got plenty. 154 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:39,964 Name them. 155 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,925 We're not joining a country club. 156 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,841 -Fine, I hear you. -Thank you. 157 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,712 -Night. -Night. 158 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:49,974 [Jim sighs] 159 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,326 You're doing it anyway, aren't you? 160 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,720 And you say you're too old to learn. 161 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,637 So what'd you think? 162 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,161 Well, I do like the idea of saying "the club." 163 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,034 "Where are you going?" "The club." 164 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,688 "Where are you eating?" "The club." 165 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:10,212 "What you having?" "Club sandwich." 166 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:11,605 You know a sandwich is fancy 167 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:12,736 when it's got a third piece of bread. 168 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,479 So how much does it cost to join? 169 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,525 Don't matter. The whole thing's a tax write-off. 170 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,483 And you know that for a fact? 171 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,006 Well, I know I can write it off. 172 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,748 If I get away with it is a different story. 173 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,186 Well, it's probably good for my job, too, and for CeeCee. 174 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:30,580 I could take her to the pool, teach her to swim. 175 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:33,975 -Mm. [laughs] -What? 176 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,717 Oh, just thinking. My dad taught me to swim by throwing me 177 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:39,241 in the deep end and saying, "Don't drown." 178 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,070 Yeah, we're not doing that. 179 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,593 Good, 'cause I almost died. 180 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,600 -Morning. -Don't "morning" me. 181 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,820 [Jim sighs] 182 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,304 Anyone gonna ask why I'm mad?! 183 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,351 Sorry, what's up? 184 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,267 Because of you, Audrey wants to join some country club. 185 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:08,052 What? No, the club was gonna be our thing. 186 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,967 They can be members, too. 187 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,970 But one of the perks of the club is that they're not in it. 188 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,364 Morning. 189 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,974 You look nice. 190 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,890 Oh, thank you. I'm gonna go check out the country club. 191 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,762 Happy? 192 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,113 Don't worry, you don't have to come. 193 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,418 We're gonna check it out, too. 194 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,769 Oh, great, we can all go together. 195 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:30,814 Happy? 196 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,995 This is the dining room, open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 197 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,301 Great. 198 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,869 What's your policy on guests? 199 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:45,873 You know, like business clients or grandmothers of coworkers? 200 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,441 Guests are welcome as long as they're accompanied by a member. 201 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:50,834 Sold. Sign us up. 202 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,575 Me as well. 203 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:53,968 You two, I can take care of today. 204 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,709 Mrs. McAllister, I'll need your husband 205 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,058 to come down and fill out the paperwork. 206 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,930 He's not interested. It'll just be me. 207 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,585 Oh, I-I'm-I'm sorry. 208 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:05,501 Membership is actually reserved for men. 209 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:06,807 So, wait, I can't be a member? 210 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,070 Well, as a spouse, you'd be an auxiliary member. 211 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,506 Auxiliary? 212 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,683 That's a good word, huh? Right up there with "ergo." 213 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,731 You're gonna let this yokel be a member and not me? 214 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,821 Hey, I ain't no dang yokel. 215 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:21,909 See? 216 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:26,130 I'm sorry ma'am, men only. It's club policy. 217 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,133 That's outrageous. Amanda, let's go. 218 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,483 Uh, hold on. Do auxiliary members 219 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,530 have access to the pool, the steam room, and the bar? 220 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:35,879 And childcare. 221 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,838 See you. Sign us up. 222 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,761 [cheering on TV] 223 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,200 Since when do you watch wrestling? 224 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,375 Georgie got me into it. 225 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:54,681 What? I've been trying to get you 226 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,334 to watch football with me for years. 227 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,686 Nobody hits anyone over the head with a chair in football. 228 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,557 Who cares? It's fake. 229 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,604 Must you suck the joy out of everything? 230 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,041 It's not that big a deal. 231 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:10,653 -Of course it is. It is totally sexist. -What's going on? 232 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,134 The club won't let Mrs. McAllister join without you. 233 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,266 Men only. Can you believe it? 234 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:16,703 So Mandy can't join either? 235 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,619 Oh, no, I'm in. My husband's a member. 236 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,403 You are just loving this, aren't you? 237 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,710 You called Georgie a yokel. 238 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:27,365 Oh, please, it's one of the nicest things I've called him. 239 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,021 You know what? If it's so important to you, 240 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,067 I'll go down there and sign us up. 241 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:36,505 Oh, my husband's gonna fix my problems. 242 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,638 Thank God there's a man around 243 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,423 to solve everything for poor little me. 244 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,906 That was the idea. 245 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,175 Really? 246 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,872 -You're this guy now? -Shh. 247 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,092 You don't talk when someone's putting. It's bad etiquette. 248 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,223 Etiquette? 249 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:02,183 I golf, ergo I say "etiquette." 250 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,664 Can you even name one famous golfer? 251 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,057 Mm, Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack. 252 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,930 -Mm-hmm. -Happy Gilmore. 253 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,976 -Oh, and the guy who invented lemonade and tea. -Ah. 254 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,891 -Arnold Palmer. -Yep. I was thinking Shirley Temple, 255 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,850 but I knew that wasn't right. 256 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,895 JIM: Hey. 257 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,245 I didn't think you were working today. 258 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:24,248 -I needed to get out of the house. -She still mad? 259 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,207 That we live in a sexist society where men get everything? 260 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,904 No, she's over it. 261 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,516 You really need to belong to that stupid place? 262 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,475 Heck yeah. I went last night for a drink. 263 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,304 Ended up chatting with a guy who owns the Chevy dealership. 264 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,567 Really? That could be huge for us. 265 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,308 Still think I should quit? 266 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,397 No, I guess it's a smart play. 267 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,877 Ruben. 268 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,098 Coming. 269 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,319 Tell Mrs. McAllister I have a woman partner. 270 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,276 She'll like that. 271 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:58,021 Okay, CeeCee's down, I'm off to work. 272 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936 Oh, that feels good to say. 273 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,635 Well, it is 1996, when a woman can have it all, 274 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,682 except membership to a golf club. 275 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,510 Hey, I'm just trying to be a supportive wife. 276 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,034 Oh. [blows raspberry] 277 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,907 Fine. You're right. It's incredibly unfair. 278 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,212 So you'll quit? 279 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,736 You know, I would, 280 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,694 but it's good for Georgie's business, 281 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,827 CeeCee can learn to swim. 282 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,916 They also make incredible margaritas. 283 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,179 You are such a hypocrite. 284 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,921 Yeah, and that's what the margaritas are for. 285 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,706 Oh, and by the way, you didn't care about women's rights 286 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,142 until you didn't get what you wanted. 287 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,057 That is not true. 288 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,060 I was the first girl in my class to wear pants to high school. 289 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,846 Oh, so brave. 290 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,499 It was a big deal-- 291 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,850 I got sent home to change! 292 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:49,420 As you can see, we're not quite as big as your last station, 293 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,639 but we like to think of ourselves 294 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,946 as the scrappy underdogs. 295 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,556 Well, I'm scrappy. You want me to chase a tornado, 296 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,384 I will chase a tornado. 297 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,864 Short skirt, lot of wind. 298 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,996 That'll get us some ratings. 299 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:03,260 As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality. 300 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:06,350 -Thank you. -But if you wanted to, I'd be very okay with it. 301 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,223 And just so you know, 302 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,486 at Channel Seven, I did do more than the weather. 303 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,009 Sometimes I would go out in the field, 304 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,445 and do on-location reporting. 305 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,143 Well, we're always open to pitches. 306 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,536 Oh. Okay, well, since you asked, I do have a couple. 307 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,930 Uh, let's see. 308 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,803 The adoption fair at the pound. People love cute animals. 309 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,456 Mm, a little soft. 310 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,545 Yeah, no problem. I can do hard-hitting. 311 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,460 Um, mad cow disease. 312 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,853 I don't fully know what it is, 313 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,595 but I'm willing to eat a burger on air and find out. 314 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,206 We're looking for a strong female angle. 315 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,600 That's why we brought you in. 316 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,559 Where's that loose cannon who said God was a woman? 317 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,388 She is right here, and she will keep working on it. 318 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,089 [sighs] 319 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,615 Actually, I did have one more idea. 320 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,096 -Hit me. -Did you know 321 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,012 that the country club in town is men only? 322 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,578 Really? 323 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,406 I know, and as a woman... 324 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,191 [scoffs] ...I am outraged. 325 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,284 Hey, there's my best girl. 326 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,330 Yup, in the kitchen, where I belong. 327 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,855 That ain't what I meant. 328 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,509 Then why am I the one always cooking? 329 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,469 Oh, I'd have to guess it's evolution. 330 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,775 -Evolution? -Yeah, you know, 331 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,126 when cavewomen would get pregnant, 332 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,779 they weren't running around chasing woolly mammoths. 333 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,042 They were in the caves cooking. 334 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,958 Seriously? 335 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,135 This why you're incapable of peeling a potato? 336 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,573 Yup, evolution. 337 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,968 Oh, come on, Audrey. 338 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,839 I'm not the bad guy here. 339 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,364 No, you're Jim McAllister, and I'm just your wife. 340 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,713 That ain't true. 341 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,672 The house is in your name, 342 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,326 the car is in your name, 343 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,980 the bank account is in your name. 344 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,113 Well, that don't matter. I'm not going anywhere. 345 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,942 Well, of course, you'renot going anywhere. 346 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,292 What if I want to go somewhere? 347 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,818 Where you going? 348 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,646 That is not the point. 349 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,649 I just want to know that I can. 350 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,956 I couldn't even sign up for a stupid golf club. 351 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,741 Do you know how small that makes me feel? 352 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,744 Yeah, that-that sucks. I'm sorry. 353 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,661 Thank you. 354 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,361 Anything I can do? 355 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,450 Maybe take you out for a nice dinner? 356 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,714 Why don't I take youout for a nice dinner? 357 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,499 Okay. Let me change my shirt. 358 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,374 Now I got to buy him dinner. Boy, I cannot win. 359 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:46,902 -[door opens] -GEORGIE: Hello? 360 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:47,859 In here. 361 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,296 [door closes] 362 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,471 Hey, what's up? 363 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,212 Uh, Mom and Dad went out to eat 364 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,648 so I was just trying to figure out dinner. 365 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,954 What you thinking? 366 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,218 Your call-- Lucky Charms or Golden Grahams? 367 00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,523 Cereal for dinner. 368 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,134 Maybe we are yokels. 369 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,266 How was your first day? 370 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,616 It was good. I really like my new boss. 371 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,966 Oh, you should bring her to the club. 372 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:11,013 Funny enough, we are going tomorrow. 373 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,102 I'll see you there. I'm meeting a client. 374 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,495 Maybe you should take him somewhere else. 375 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,064 Why? 376 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,284 Because I'm doing a story on how sexist the club is. 377 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,939 You're kidding. They're gonna kick us out. 378 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,549 Look, it's not my fault, okay? She didn't like 379 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,638 any of my other ideas, so I had to pitch this one. 380 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,293 How is that not your fault? 381 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,687 Okay, if you're gonna attack me, you can pour your own dinner. 382 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,951 I was doing this for my business, for us. 383 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,867 -I know. -And you said it was gonna be good for your job, too. 384 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,000 Well, as it turns out, it is. 385 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,958 Oh, Mandy. 386 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,481 Well, you married a loose cannon. 387 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,787 Sometimes it's gonna go off. 388 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,401 ♪ ♪ 389 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,187 -How is everything? -Delicious. 390 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,450 Excellent. Can I get you another margarita? 391 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,799 Oh, I probably shouldn't. 392 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,844 I'm breaking a big story today. 393 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,411 Ooh, exciting. About what? 394 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,978 Oh, you'll see. 395 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,762 Excuse me. 396 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:05,894 There's a gentleman in the lobby with a camera, 397 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,329 says he's your guest? 398 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:10,855 Thank you. Actually, I would love to introduce you. 399 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,422 -Sure. -Do I have anything in my teeth? 400 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,468 -No. -Great. 401 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,210 Really gonna miss this place. 402 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,088 This is Mandy McAllister coming to you 403 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,481 from the Medford Springs Country Club, 404 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,744 where in 1996, 405 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,747 their policy still prohibits women from becoming members. 406 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,663 I know. I was shocked, too. 407 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,405 Sure, they have a beautiful golf course 408 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,973 and excellent facilities, and delicious margaritas 409 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,541 with just the right amount of salt on the rim. 410 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:48,502 But that doesn't make up for their sexist, antiquated rules. 411 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,200 Which is why I'm calling on all the women out there. 412 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,421 If change is gonna happen, it has to start at home. 413 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,163 If we don't get what we want, they don't get what they want. 414 00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,818 That's right. No membership for us, no sex for them. 415 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,038 No membership, no sex. 416 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,258 No membership, no sex! 417 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,911 Say it with me, sisters. 418 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,218 No membership, no sex! 419 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,219 -No membership, no sex! -What happened 420 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,873 to just doing the weather? 421 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,309 MANDY: No membership, no sex! 422 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,333 you can find me on and pless support me https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven