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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...

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And it's gonna be
a beautiful day for it.

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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.

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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.

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Or Her.

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Oh, I-I meant God.

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No, I know, so did I.

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So God's a woman?

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Come on,
it's not that big a deal.

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It is a huge deal.

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Maybe we should pull you
off the schedule

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for a while,

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-let everybody cool down.
-No, no, no,

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don't take me off the air.

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I can fix this.
I'll just apologize.

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Okay, you know what?

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I can't do this.

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If that's what it takes

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for me to keep this job, then

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I quit.

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Hey, y'all,
it's Fred Fagenbacher

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from Fagenbacher Auto, where
we believe in three things:

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God, Texas and quality tires.

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We've been keeping your family

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on the road safe
and in our prayers

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for over 30 years,
and with our fleet

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of tow trucks,
if you break down,

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we can pick you up 24/7.

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We got the best deals on
brakes, tires and alignments.

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So come on down
to Fagenbacher Auto,

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where the only thing
we put above our customers is

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the Lord Himself.

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(heavenly music plays)

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"Himself"? Really?

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We don't know
that's a shot at you.

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I do, but draw
your own conclusions.

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Forget Fagenbacher, he's a jerk.

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You haven't been on TV in weeks.

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I'm sure people probably
don't even remember you.

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I know you mean well,

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but shut up.

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That ain't true,
a lot of people are still

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talking about what you said.

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Yeah, just the other day,

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our mailman brought it up.

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What'd he say?

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Uh, you know,
it's not important.

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What did he say?

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He wanted to know if you were...

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...still in league with Satan.

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I'm going to bed.

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Give my best to the devil.

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(coos)

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Saw your commercial, Fred.

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Ooh, did you like it?

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Yeah, it was expensive,

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but business has been good.

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Praise God.

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Oh, give it a rest.

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Ooh, cranky.

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Has your lady God
been holding out on you?

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Ain't that just like a woman?

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Stop running that ad
and leave Mandy alone.

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Oh, it ain't my fault your wife
put her foot in her mouth.

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But you know, it's funny,

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back in high school,
her mom used to

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put her foot in my mouth.

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-Dude!
-What'd he say?

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Tell him.

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You are not a nice man.

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Way to let him have it.

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Don't worry,
business will bounce back.

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Course it will.

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You must've had

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some lean times,
what did you do?

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Sold the store to you.

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Hey. You're home early.

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There wasn't much to do.

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Really? Georgie said
y'all been busy.

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Yeah, Georgie lied.

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Why?

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Well, he didn't want you
to feel bad.

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About what?

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About saying that God's a woman

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and ruining their business.

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But again, don't feel bad.

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Hang on. That's crazy.

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People aren't buying tires
because of what I said?

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When you were a teenager,

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how many girls
did you stop talking to

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'cause of something they said?

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(scoffs)
It wasn't always what they said.

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Sometimes
it was what they wore.

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You just need to know
your husband's a good guy.

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Well, if you love him so much,
why don't you marry him?

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He didn't get me pregnant.

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(modem screeching)

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I'm online.

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What you doing?

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I'm on a message board
where people buy and sell

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used instruments.

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People buy stuff
on the computer?

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Why would anybody
want to do that?

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It's amazing.

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I found someone in Houston
selling an old synthesizer.

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You're gonna drive all that way

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and give money to a stranger
you met on the computer?

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It's perfectly safe, Mom.

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I don't know.

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I saw a story
like this on Dateline,

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where the only thing that
got sold was the fella's kidney.

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I'll be fine.

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What do you know
about this person?

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Do you even know their name?

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Course I do.

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Cobra3837.

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You are not going alone. Jim!

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You're overreacting.

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-What's up?
-You're going with Connor

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to meet
his computer friend, Cobra,

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and make sure
they don't steal his kidney.

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Need you to sign these.

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Okey dokey.

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Hey, Mare,

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have you heard anyone

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badmouthing me around town?

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Of course not. People love you.

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I thought so, too.

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But today at the coffee shop,
this young woman scolded me

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for the way
I treated Mandy on TV.

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Really?

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Yes, she said

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I was condescending and sexist.

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Me. I love women.

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My mother is my best friend.

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I used to like
when Sheldon said that about me.

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Now I'm not so sure.

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Now, this isn't the first time.

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There's been others.
A lot of others.

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Well, the people who know you
know it's not true.

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My wife is one of the others.

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Oh.

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You know, if you

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want to show everyone how much

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you support women, why don't you

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let me
do the sermon this Sunday?

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I know you're trying
to lighten the mood,

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but this is not the time.

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What do you think I should do?

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Well, maybe
you should reach out to Mandy.

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Say you're sorry.

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Invite her to church.

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Once people see
that you two are okay,

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this'll all blow over.

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Say I'm sorry?

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All I did was correct her
when she said God was a woman.

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You also
called her ignorant on TV.

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Well, I suppose
I could be the bigger man.

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Good for you.

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I did come down a little hard.

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Sometimes I forget

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how forceful
we alpha males can be.

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Alpha male.

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Leader of the pack.

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Head honcho.

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Right.

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-Top banana.
-I get it.

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You should've told me.

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I didn't want you to feel bad.

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For putting you out of business?

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We ain't out of business.

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And if those customers
got a problem with you,

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I don't want 'em anyways.

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Mm. Thanks.

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Supporting my wife is
more important than running

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a successful business,

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or food or shoes
for our baby girl.

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Thanks again.

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Good news is we live rent-free
with your parents

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so we can just grow old

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and die right here.

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Oh, God.

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When you think about it,

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your parents'll probably go
before us.

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Then the whole place is ours.

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Though we should
stay in this room.

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I don't want to have sex

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on some dead people's bed.

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Cobra seemed nice.

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Yeah.

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For a guy with a keyboard,
I expected more fingers.

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So, what's special
about this thing?

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You know Frank Zappa's album
The Grand Wazoo?

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I don't even know
if you're making that up.

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This is the same kind of
synthesizer they played.

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Oh, okay.

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It's got a very unique sound.

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Can't wait to hear it.

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Might be a while. It's broken.

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We drove all this way

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to buy a thing that don't work?

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You bought a broken Mustang.

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Okay, well, that's different.

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Vintage cars are an investment.
And they're cool.

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The Grand Wazoo, Dad.

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How much money
did you waste on this?

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400 bucks.

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400 bucks?

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How do you even have 400 bucks?

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My allowance.

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From when you were nine?

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No, from now.

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Hold on.

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Your mother still
gives you an allowance?

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Not always.
I have to do my chores.

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How much does she give you?

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Just enough for gas, food

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and the occasional
$400 synthesizer.

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That doesn't work.

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Sadly, no.

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Got a minute?

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Mandy.

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Uh, of course. Uh, come on in.

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I've been praying
about you a lot lately.

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Well, that's nice.

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Unless you've
been asking God to smite me.

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No, God's a lover, not a smiter.

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Ooh, that should be
on a T-shirt.

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Sure.

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Anyway, I...
I'm glad you're here.

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I was hoping
we could clear the air.

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Me, too, which is why
I wanted to apologize.

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Really?

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Yes, I shouldn't have walked off
in the middle of our interview.

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It was rude
and unprofessional, and...

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...I'm sorry.

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For the way you treated me?

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Yes.

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Well, I appreciate that, and

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I would like to say...

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that I accept your apology.

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-Well, thank you so much.
-Wouldn't be much

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of a pastor
if I couldn't forgive people

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when they've wronged me.

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And if it's
not too much trouble,

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maybe you could let people know
they don't need to stay away

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from Georgie's business.

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I'll do you one better.

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How about you,
Georgie and baby CeeCee

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come to church this Sunday?

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You could even
sit next to my wife.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah,
that'll send a message.

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Mandy, I didn't know
you were here.

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Oh, yeah, I just

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stopped by
to chat with Pastor Jeff.

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We were just finishing up.
Great seeing you.

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I am so glad you two made up.

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People have been so mean to him.

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Mean about what?

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Doesn't matter.
I have a very thick skin.

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About you losing your job
and the way he treated you.

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Really?

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A few people
may have said something.

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Including your wife.

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So people are mad at you,

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00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,301
and you sat there
and let me beg for forgiveness?

269
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,637
Pastor Jeff.

270
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,107
You said
you were gonna apologize.

271
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,542
I was, but then she did,

272
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,379
and I didn't want
to make it all about me.

273
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,682
So my family coming to church

274
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,850
is about making you look better?

275
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,920
Again, let's not
make this about me.

276
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,596
McAllister?

277
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,964
Ain't that the name
of that crazy weather girl?

278
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,833
Huh.

279
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,935
I guess it is. I don't know...

280
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,503
No relation.

281
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,807
Actually, McAllister is the guy
we bought the place from.

282
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,374
Been meaning to change it.

283
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,910
I kinda like Tires "R" Us.

284
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,212
You know, it's like,
it's like Toys "R" Us,

285
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,815
but-but you know, for tires.

286
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,249
You were looking for a set

287
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,884
-of 24-inch radials?
-Mm-hmm.

288
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,321
You are not gonna believe
what Pastor Jeff tried to pull.

289
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,422
RUBEN:
Excuse me, ma'am,

290
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,990
we'll be with you in a moment.

291
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,593
Yeah, I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to my husband.

292
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,530
Fagenbacher's a mile
down the road,

293
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,898
across the street
from the Dairy Queen.

294
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,199
Tell him I said hey.

295
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,203
(chuckles)

296
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,872
Why do you hate us?

297
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,308
-What's going on?
-So, I went groveling

298
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,977
to Pastor Jeff
to get him to apologize.

299
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,879
-Great.
-Not great.

300
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,381
Turns out he's the one
that should be groveling to me.

301
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,183
-For what?
-People blame him

302
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,853
for me losing my job.
Even his wife is mad about it.

303
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,855
So what you're saying is,
is we got leverage.

304
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,590
What I'm saying is,
he owes me an apology.

305
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,525
Okay, okay, you want an apology,

306
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,062
I want customers, he wants
people to see y'all made up.

307
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,231
This is what we in the business
sector call a negotiation.

308
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,134
It's what everyone
calls a negotiation.

309
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,136
She don't know that.

310
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,604
Yes, I do.

311
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,311
-Hey. How'd it go?
-Oh, great.

312
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,713
The instrument's broken,
Cobra has seven fingers,

313
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,348
and you give Connor
an allowance?

314
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,152
Really, seven fingers?

315
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,653
Audrey, what the hell?

316
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,222
He needs money.

317
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,656
Well, he could find a job.

318
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,658
He's been working hard
on his music.

319
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,227
I like to think that's his job.

320
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,196
I like to think I got
a full head of hair.

321
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,663
That don't make it true.

322
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,966
He's not cut out
for a regular job.

323
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,001
He's an artist.

324
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,169
He's a shapeless blob of clay.

325
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,106
I am not gonna stop
supporting our son.

326
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,474
Well, I'm drawing the line.
No more allowance.

327
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,476
I'm sorry,

328
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,245
you're "drawing the line"?

329
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,348
That's right,
I'm putting my foot down.

330
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,283
Ooh, I hope it's not

331
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,585
on the line you drew.

332
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,753
I'm serious.

333
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,756
Look at my face.
You think I'm fooling around?

334
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,426
You want
to play it that way, fine.

335
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,928
No sex for you tonight.

336
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,968
Well, I'm so glad
that we could all come together

337
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,303
in the spirit
of Christian forgiveness

338
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,571
to work out our differences.

339
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,841
Mm-hmm. I already
apologized once. It's his turn.

340
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,977
You're right. I am sorry.

341
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,146
And is that for the way
you treated me on air

342
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,448
or for trying to use me
to make yourself look better?

343
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,983
Oh, like you weren't
trying to use me

344
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,085
to put your little episode
behind you?

345
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,453
Okay, okay.

346
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,520
Let's remember why we're here:

347
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,556
To use each other.

348
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,059
And Christian forgiveness.

349
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,293
Sure, whatever.

350
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,329
The point is,
we all need something

351
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,465
and we're all gonna have
to give a little to get it.

352
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,399
What do you mean?

353
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,401
Well, Pastor Jeff would like us

354
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,802
to come back to church
so people can see

355
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,204
that he and Mandy made up.

356
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,006
And for my wife to see it.

357
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,640
I cannot sleep
on the couch anymore.

358
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,209
My back is all cattywampus.

359
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,578
So what do I get?

360
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,880
The bounty of Christ's love.

361
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,214
(scoffs)

362
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,484
It's okay, that's just what
we call an opening offer.

363
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,386
But I think
what we were looking for

364
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,188
is something
a little more concrete.

365
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,689
Like what?

366
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,324
Like encourage the congregation

367
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,458
to come back to the store.

368
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,826
I can do that.

369
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,029
Oh, and I want a contract

370
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,830
to do all the tires
for the church vans again.

371
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,300
Hold on,
if Pastor Jeff's doing that,

372
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,736
then you gotta guarantee us
three Sundays a month of church.

373
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,371
Ugh. Two.

374
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,340
Fine. But when
CeeCee's old enough,

375
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,708
Sunday school.

376
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,710
Baptist Sunday school.

377
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,312
Your mom is not gonna like that.

378
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,014
Yeah, true.

379
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,249
We can make that work.

380
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,784
But I want my job back.

381
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,686
I can't get you your job back.

382
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,155
-You can try.
-How?

383
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,823
Well, sic
the congregation on them,

384
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,959
write letters, threaten them
with the wrath of God,

385
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,027
figure it out.

386
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,895
I'm not a miracle worker.

387
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,731
But I do know one.

388
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,900
I'll see what I can do.

389
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,535
Then we got a deal?

390
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,470
Two Sundays, front row,

391
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,940
sit next to my wife
and tell her we're good.

392
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,308
See you at church.

393
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,343
And you better stay awake.

394
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,744
Too late, deal's closed.

395
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,083
(TV playing quietly)

396
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,220
Hey, there.

397
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,689
What is that?

398
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,959
It's a new TV.

399
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,527
Really ties the room
together, don't you think?

400
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,563
It's a monstrosity.

401
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,532
Yeah, we might have to slide
the couch back a few feet.

402
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,069
So you just went out

403
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,904
and bought a new TV
without talking to me?

404
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,106
You do whatever
you want with our money.

405
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,240
I thought I would, too.

406
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,343
That thing is not staying
in my house.

407
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,845
Oh, I'm sorry,

408
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,348
are you putting your foot down?

409
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,749
Really?

410
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,319
You want to start
a spending war?

411
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,922
'Cause I have always wanted
to own a horse.

412
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,292
Great, we can
go riding together.

413
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,594
You on your horse
and me on my new Harley.

414
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,396
You are not
getting a motorcycle.

415
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,430
Well, you're not
getting a horse.

416
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,332
That thing's
going back to the store.

417
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,767
Have at it. Lift with your legs.

418
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,668
FRED:
Hey, y'all,

419
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,104
it's Fred Fagenbacher from

420
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,072
Fagenbacher Auto,
where we believe...

421
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,575
Oh, he looks good
on a big screen.

422
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,077
Check out all that hair.

423
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,149
Fine, I'll bring it back.

424
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,954
Let's all welcome Georgie,
Mandy and baby CeeCee,

425
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,691
who are excited to be
full-time members of our flock.

426
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,563
And just remember,

427
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,932
if anyone has any tire needs,

428
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,335
McAllister Auto's
the place to go.

429
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,937
Say "Jesus loves you"
for 10% off.

430
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,174
And of course,
let's keep Mandy in our prayers

431
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,609
as she searches
for another job. Now let's all

432
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,145
bow our heads.

433
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,480
Our Father in Heaven...

434
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,482
Prayers?

435
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,784
He gets us at church,
you get your business

436
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,319
and I get stupid prayers?

437
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:30,023
Don't knock prayers, Bon Jovi's
been living on 'em for years.

438
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,759
I wanted pitchforks,
I wanted torches,

439
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,993
I wanted them
to go after the station

440
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,328
the way that they went after me.

441
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,165
You wanted to help
the business and you did.

442
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,832
That's gotta
feel pretty good, right?

443
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,968
Yeah, yeah,
I'm going to heaven. Big whoop.

444
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:43,903
You might not believe in it,

445
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,005
but I prayed
for a hot wife. Boom.

446
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,007
I prayed for
a healthy daughter. Boom.

447
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,010
All that's left is having
my own nacho cheese dispenser

448
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,679
like at the movies.

449
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,946
We are never getting that.

450
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,117
Excuse me, but this is
between me and God.

451
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,888
Your father and I have talked

452
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,657
and we've agreed to continue
giving you an allowance.

453
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,660
-Great.
-There's conditions.

454
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,028
We're considering making

455
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,797
music your job

456
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,599
and the money is your payment,

457
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,702
but you gotta
work at it every day.

458
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,869
Oh. No, thank you.

459
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,173
Come again?

460
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,340
Not interested.

461
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,675
We're giving you money

462
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,176
to pursue your dream.

463
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,479
No, you're turning it into work.

464
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,579
That you get paid for.

465
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,683
I don't make music for money.

466
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,819
I do it when I'm inspired,

467
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,555
when I have
something important to say.

468
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,857
You wrote a song
about a salamander.

469
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,561
And I couldn't have done that
if I was working for the man.

470
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,731
-Unbelievable.
-No.

471
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,234
If that's the way you feel,
we respect it.

472
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,268
No, we don't.

473
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,370
-No more allowance.
-Jim.

474
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,205
I'm serious. End of discussion.

475
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,509
I don't mean to cause problems
between you two.

476
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,745
Maybe I should go find a job.

477
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,914
And let him win? Don't you dare!

478
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,087
Okay. Thank you so much.

479
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,789
Bye-bye.

480
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,124
You are not gonna believe this.

481
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,760
That was Channel Nine.
They just offered me a job.

482
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,662
They don't care about
the stuff you said?

483
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,197
No, they like it.

484
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,366
They think the controversy
will be good for ratings.

485
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,033
Well, that's amazing.

486
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,770
But you're not gonna
say more crazy stuff, right?

487
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,639
Who knows? I'm a loose cannon,

488
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,074
that's what they love about me.

489
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,376
Huh.

490
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,444
Well, looks like the power
of prayer really worked.

491
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,879
(laughs)

492
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,614
That's not what happened.

493
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,815
Nothing was going on,

494
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,684
everyone prayed for you,
suddenly the phone rings.

495
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,287
Yeah, I sent them
my tape weeks ago.

496
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,789
And they just called now.

497
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,291
That's a coincidence.

498
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,559
Sure. Or an act of God.

499
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,995
You think, of all
the prayers in the world,

500
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,097
God decided to answer this one?

501
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,799
He helped the Cowboys
win the Super Bowl,

502
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,067
why not
you being a weather girl?

503
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,004
Okay, he didn't help them win,

504
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,806
they're also good at their job.

505
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,442
I don't know,
they sure thanked Him a lot.

506
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,845
Maybe you should, too.

507
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,381
Fine.

508
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:14,153
Thank you
for making me good at my job.

509
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,490
-Amen.
-Amen.

510
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,967
And I just want to thank all you
prayer warriors out there.

511
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,769
Thanks to your hard work--

512
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,104
and, of course,
God's open ears--

513
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,106
Mrs. Peoples' cat
returned home,

514
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,443
the high school chess team won

515
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,512
the division, and of course,
Mandy McAllister

516
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,882
got a new job as
a weather girl on Channel Nine.

517
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,618
Praise the Lord, we did it!

518
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,586
(applause)

519
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,020
God is good.

520
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,756
He sure is.

521
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,858
JEFF:
Hallelujah!

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