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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...

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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.

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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.

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Yeah, or Her.

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Oh, I-I meant God.

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No, I-I know. So did I.

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"Our Father who art in heaven"
sounds like a man.

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Fair point, although,
"created all life"

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sounds like a woman.

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For Channel Seven,
I'm Mandy McAllister.

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He's a man.

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So, God's a woman.

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Come on.
It's not that big a deal.

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It is a huge deal.

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Your comment seemed
disrespectful of God.

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And frankly, a little ignorant
of the scripture.

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Okay, you know what?
I can't do this.

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I quit.

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What did she do?

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What did I do?

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We'll climb back
into the low 70s

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Saturday and Sunday,
and then cold front number two

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rolls in Sunday night.

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Can you believe that's who
they replaced me with?

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I mean,
look at what she's wearing.

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You're not in a nightclub, lady!

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She kind of looks like you.

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No, she doesn't.

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We've got scattered storms
across the state from Houston,

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-all the way to Dallas.
-MANDY: If you're pointing

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at Dallas, it's two inches
lower, you dummy.

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What you watching?

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-New weather girl.
-Nope.

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Thanks for watching,
I'm Kelli with an I,

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and that eye is on your weather.

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(groans)
God.

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I bet everyone's gonna love her

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and no one's even gonna care
that I'm gone.

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Oh, that ain't true.

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And besides,
you'll find another job.

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(scoffs)
It's not that easy, Georgie.

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I don't know, just last week,
Kelli with an I

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didn't have a job,
and now look at her.

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(scoffs)

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Mr. McAllister, wait up.

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* *

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(coos)

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You two planning
anything fun tonight?

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Movie? Board game?

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Maybe a shower?

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I showered.

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Recently.

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She's fine. She don't stink.

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-Thank you.
-But your legs are getting
a little bushy.

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Here's an interesting thing:

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women started shaving their legs
during World War II

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'cause their nylon stockings
were being used

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to make parachutes.

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How is that helpful?

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I didn't say "helpful,"
I said "interesting."

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I take it the job hunt
is not going well?

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I sent my tape to every station
between here and Houston.

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No one is biting.

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It's only been a few weeks.

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You just got to be patient.

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I don't need to be cheered up,

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I don't need to be pitied

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and I don't need to be reminded
of how hairy my legs are!

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So, I understand someone
has a big birthday coming up.

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Oh, that's right. 21.

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Our boy's becoming a man.

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Planning anything fun, Amanda?

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Oh, right. Um...

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It's okay. I don't need a fuss.

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Nah, you got to do something.

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Mandy, what did you do
for your 21st?

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-I don't remember.
-It was more than a decade ago.

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I'm serious.
You ain't got to do nothing.

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No, it... it's a big birthday.

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Whatever you want.

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-I'm telling you, it's not...
-Pick something.

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How about shave your legs?

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Or wear nylons.
They're available again.

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Oh, come on, I can't do it.

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They'll recognize my voice.

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I ain't calling the station

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to complain about
the new weather girl.

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No, you don't have to complain,
just say that you miss me.

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'Cause I'm less of a whore.

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Sorry, not doing it.

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(sighs)
Thanks for nothing.

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Hey, I paid for six years
of college

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and don't charge you rent.

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Yeah, and nothing else!

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(phone ringing)

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(sighs)

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Hello?

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Hi, Mandy. How are you?

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Well, that's a rabbit hole
you don't want to go down.

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Understood.
I just wanted to check in

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and see what you were thinking
for Georgie's birthday.

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Oh, um...

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(tongue clicks) He said
he didn't want to do anything.

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Really?
(gasps)

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Is it a surprise party?
Is he in the room?

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If he is, just say,
"What did Missy do now?"

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No, there's no party.

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We're just gonna have
a quiet evening at home.

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Oh, well, if there's no party,

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I'd be happy to cook him
a birthday dinner.

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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And he can have alcohol
if he wants,

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but no hard stuff.

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I'm not operating a speakeasy.

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Got it. I'll leave
my moonshine in the car.

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Very funny.

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Wasn't a joke. Bye.

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(sighs)

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(phone ringing)

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Relax. I don't drink moonshine.

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Hey. It's Missy.

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Oh. Hey, what's up?

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How about I throw Georgie
a birthday party?

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My friend Jennifer's parents
are gone next week,

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we have the place to ourselves.

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You want to throw Georgie
a party at your friend's house?

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Yeah. I just need money
for a couple kegs.

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(scoffs)
I am not buying you alcohol.

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I'm providing the venue.

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How about this:
when you turn 21,

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I'll throw you a big party.

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Like I want a 40-year-old
planning my birthday party.

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I will be 37!

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I'm gonna cut out
a little early on Wednesday.

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My mom's cooking me
a birthday dinner.

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Oh, I didn't know
it was your birthday.

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It's okay,
you ain't got to get me nothing.

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"Ain't got to get me nothing."

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How about English lessons?

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-It's your 21st, right?
-Yeah.

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-And you're celebrating it
at your mother's?
-Yeah.

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Please tell me
you're gonna get drunk after.

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No. But my mom said I could
have a beer with dinner.

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Georgie, going to a bar
on your 21st birthday

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is a rite of passage.

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Mandy's having a rough time.

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I don't want
to make her celebrate.

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Fine, then I'm taking you out.

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Thanks. Awful dang kind of you.

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"Awful dang."

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You do hear
how other people talk, right?

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What should we have for lunch?

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How about ice cream?

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I want ice cream.

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Let's have ice cream.

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Hey. I had a thought about
Georgie's birthday gift

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-I wanted to run by you.
-Oh, crap.

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It's in two days.

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I know, I know.

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What are you gonna get him?

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I was thinking
a silver money clip,

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maybe shaped like Texas.

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I don't know,
he's pretty attached

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to that stupid Velcro wallet.

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All right, I'll keep thinking.

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And you better be thinking, too.

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He only turns 21 once.

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I wish it had been before
you had a baby, but here we are.

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Thanks for pointing that out.

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Honey, I know
you're having a tough time,

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but if the situation
were reversed,

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you know Georgie would
suck it up and make a fuss.

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(sighs) I'll make a fuss, fine.
Leave me alone.

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Is CeeCee having
ice cream for lunch?

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God, I'm a bad mother,
I'm a bad wife. Anything else?

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You're kind of
a crappy daughter, too.

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-HOST (over TV): $700.
-CONTESTANT: L.

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HOST:
There are three L's.

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Yep. Raking up there.

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Close to $5,000.

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What are you doing?

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Your legs aren't that hairy.

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(tongue clicks)
Thank you.

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What's going on with the pits?

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-(door opens)
-GEORGIE: Hey.

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Hey. How was your job?

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Fine. So, listen, I was talking
to Ruben about my birthday,

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and he really wants
to take me out for drinks.

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What about your mom's?

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Well, we'll have dinner and then
I'll meet with him afterwards.

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You don't have to come.
It can just be a guys' night.

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I'm free.

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Great. The more the merrier.

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Well, h-hang on.
I... I thought you didn't want

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to do anything special.

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Oh, I know,
but Ruben's really into it.

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Well, then, I should come, too.

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Sorry. Dudes only.

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Well, she can come if she wants,
but you don't have to.

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No, I want to.
Because I am a good wife

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and a good mother
and a good daughter.

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Okay.

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You're kind of a so-so sister.

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* Happy birthday *

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* Dear Georgie *

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* Happy birthday to you. *

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Make a wish.

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-Yay. (chuckles)
-(applause)

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Champagne for me
and the birthday boy.

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-Thank you.
-How about me?

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You make enough bad choices
without alcohol.

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A toast to my firstborn.

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I am so proud of you.

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I wish your dad could be here
to see all you've accomplished.

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A father, a husband,

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a business owner, only 21.

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Cheers.

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Sorry, I thought you were done.
Let me refill.

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Anyway, I am so excited to see
what the future holds.

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Happy birthday.

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Cheers.

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Mmm.
(exhales)

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Thank you, Mom.

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Thanks, everybody.

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I always knew whatever you set
your mind to, you would achieve.

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Aww, that's what my parents
used to say about me.

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You'll find another job.

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And if not, you've got a great
husband to provide for you.

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(scoffs)

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How about presents?

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Oh. Me first.

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Hmm.

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(stammers)
Dang.

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What is it?

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A Texas-shaped money clip.

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(chuckles)
And it's solid silver.

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Thank you. This is perfect.

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Yeah, it just came to me.

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I've been sitting on this wallet
since seventh grade.

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It's gonna be hard
to give it up.

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Your turn, Mom.

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Well, this is a little
awkward now, but here.

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(chuckles)
A new Velcro wallet. Cool.

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(rock music playing)

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(inhales)

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The birthday boy is here.

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(all cheer)

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Let me pour you a beer.

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Forget beer.

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Uh, waitress,
four shots of tequila.

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Really?

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Yeah, come on, it's a party.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna put some songs
on the jukebox.

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See if they got any Aerosmith.

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It is your birthday, but no.

257
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,894
-WINNIE: Here you go.
-Ooh.

258
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,664
To the birthday boy.

259
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,932
Ain't we gonna wait for Connor?

260
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,133
Nope.

261
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,571
(echoes):
Whoo!

262
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,441
(exhales sharply)

263
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,780
Uh-oh.

264
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,624
(exhales)

265
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,226
(hoarse):
Morning.

266
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,696
Oh, look what the cat spit up.

267
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,597
Ha ha.

268
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,700
-What happened?
-Uh, well,

269
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,636
I just puked a pepperoni pizza
I don't remember eating,

270
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,671
so that's one thing.

271
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:15,743
When you and Georgie came home,
we heard a lot of shouting.

272
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,677
Really?

273
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,847
He sounded pretty mad.

274
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,049
Did you hear what it was about?

275
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,316
You don't know?

276
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,919
Look at me.
Do I look like I know anything?

277
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,588
Well, did you see him
this morning?

278
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,858
No, he left before I got up.

279
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,525
Well, maybe we made up.

280
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,327
He slept on the couch.

281
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,662
Maybe we didn't.

282
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,798
Got the toilet unclogged.

283
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,733
Someone tried to flush
this money clip.

284
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,069
What? He tried to flush
my birthday present?

285
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,271
You stole my idea?

286
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,940
Oh, I got to talk to him.

287
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,441
Don't you think
you should find out

288
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,077
some more information first?

289
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,079
Who's right, who's wrong?

290
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,646
These are important things
to know

291
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,083
if you are gonna win this fight.

292
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,918
Why does she have to win?

293
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,787
Jim, not now.

294
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,794
(groaning softly)

295
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,971
You're alive. Impressive.

296
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,208
I need you to connect
some dots for me.

297
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,210
Which dots?

298
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,646
The ones between tequila shots
and ten minutes ago.

299
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,747
That's a lot of dots.

300
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,983
It was a lot of shots.

301
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,052
What's the last thing
you remember?

302
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,955
Uh, you went over
to the jukebox.

303
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,157
Ugh, that jukebox.

304
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,559
A wasteland of classic rock.

305
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,561
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.

306
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,030
Hey, hey. Focus.

307
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:44,798
Right.

308
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,667
A wasteland of classic rock.

309
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,270
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.

310
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,473
I'm just saying, we've got
all night, pace yourself.

311
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,109
What? I don't have a job,
I don't have to get up tomorrow.

312
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,145
RUBEN:
Uh, what'd you choose?

313
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,612
To walk away.

314
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,181
Do whatever you want.

315
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,782
Oh, I'm glad
I have your permission.

316
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,484
Oh, pool table's open.
Who wants to play?

317
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,186
-I do.
-Cool.

318
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,288
Mandy, let's go play.

319
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,624
Ah, I'm glad somebody
wants to have fun.

320
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,363
On behalf of my family,
I apologize.

321
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,498
She's just blowing off steam.

322
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,067
MANDY:
Oh, crap.

323
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,168
What?

324
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,971
-I'm the jerk.
-Hold on.

325
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,706
She's been having
a rough go of it.

326
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,942
I really just hope
this cheers her up.

327
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,610
Well, that makes it worse.

328
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,079
It sure does.

329
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,184
(phone ringing)

330
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,052
(sighs)

331
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,189
McAllister Auto.

332
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,057
Oh, Ruben, good. It's Mandy.

333
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,625
Georgie's not here,
he's on a tow.

334
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,860
Is he mad at me?

335
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,794
I'm mad at you.

336
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,729
You stabbed me with a pool cue.

337
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,965
(scoffs)
Please, I would never do that.

338
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,867
I have a bruise
on my left nipple.

339
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,402
Well, what about Georgie?

340
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,836
I don't know,
he didn't seem happy

341
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,205
when you were on the pay phone.

342
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,873
Pay phone?
Who would I have called?

343
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,674
I have no idea,
although I would recommend

344
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,576
Alcoholics Anonymous.

345
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,980
Well, do you remember anything?

346
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,917
We were playing pool.
Well, I was playing pool.

347
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,385
(shouting)

348
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,554
Come on, you wuss. Fight me.

349
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,424
Mandy, please,
somebody's gonna get hurt.

350
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,691
Nobody's gonna get hurt.

351
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,592
Boop.

352
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,693
Ow.

353
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,162
(laughs)
"Ow."

354
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,932
-Your shots.
-(gasps) Ooh.

355
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,038
Hey. One of those was mine.

356
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,606
And it was delicious.

357
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,375
Why are you being such a dick?

358
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,476
No, I'm not.

359
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,544
Mandy.

360
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,247
Fine.

361
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,950
(exhales) I stood up
for what I believed in

362
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,619
and I lost my job, and I was
really good at that job.

363
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,554
You were.

364
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:48,956
Aww, thanks.

365
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,391
You're good at your job, too.

366
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,160
Probably. I don't really know.

367
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,430
God, I worked so hard
to get my career back,

368
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,067
and people were starting
to recognize me and I loved...

369
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,701
(distant):
This close!

370
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,702
(speaking indistinctly)

371
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,071
Uh-huh.

372
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772
Well, what did I say?

373
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,774
I don't know.
You were mad, you were sad.

374
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,743
There was a hot girl at the bar.
What do you want from me?

375
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,745
Well, then what happened?

376
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,181
I bought her a drink.

377
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,483
Her name's Rebecca.
She's a masseuse.

378
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,618
What happened to me?!

379
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,120
Oh, uh...
(stammers)

380
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,955
...then I saw you
on the pay phone

381
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,957
and Georgie being all mad.

382
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,358
(gasps)

383
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,227
(sighs)
I think I know who I called.

384
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,629
Good for you.
I'm gonna go ice my nipple.

385
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,465
(phone ringing)

386
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,234
Hello?

387
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,136
Hey, Scott, it's Mandy.

388
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,471
It's nice to hear from you
during the day.

389
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,340
Ugh, so I did call you
last night.

390
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,474
You sure did.

391
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,076
Did I wake you up?

392
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,877
You sure did.

393
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,313
Did I say anything embarrassing?

394
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,814
You sure did.

395
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,651
Please, please give me
my job back.

396
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,687
I would get down on my knees,
but the floor here's so sticky

397
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,556
and I'm wearing a skirt and...

398
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,326
-Who are you talking to?
-Just give me a sec,
this is important.

399
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,330
Come on, we've known
each other a long time.

400
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,597
-I...
-Is that Scott?

401
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,100
It's a work call.

402
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,835
You're drunk-dialing
your ex-boyfriend.

403
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,771
No, I am drunk-dialing
my ex-boss.

404
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,140
Hang up the phone.

405
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,274
You hang up the phone.

406
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,575
Fine.

407
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,410
(gasps)

408
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,615
Yeah, I was a little drunk.

409
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,284
It's okay.

410
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,853
I hope Georgie knows
there was nothing inappropriate,

411
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,256
except for you calling me
at home and waking me up

412
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,558
and telling me
what you were wearing.

413
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,660
I'm sorry.

414
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,230
So, um, I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.

415
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,632
(chuckles):
Did I get my job back?

416
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,533
You did not.

417
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,202
Yeah.

418
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,508
Hey.

419
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,077
Hi.

420
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,683
I wanted to apologize.

421
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,152
-I'm kind of busy.
-Look, I know last night
got out of hand,

422
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,488
and I'm really sorry
that I called Scott,

423
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,391
but I promise,
it was just to get my job back.

424
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,892
You told me that last night.

425
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,260
Oh.

426
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,063
So, I already apologized?

427
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,897
Yeah.

428
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,233
Well, then,
why are you still mad at me?

429
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,169
I'm not mad about
the phone call,

430
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,738
I'm mad about what happened
on the drive home.

431
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,907
Did I puke in your truck?

432
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,944
In it, on it, around it.

433
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,613
(exhales):
Oh, I'm sorry.

434
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,914
Are you sorry for anything else?

435
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,549
I am.

436
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,752
Can you give me a hint?

437
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,089
(retching)

438
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,424
(grunts)

439
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,493
Okay, I'm good. We can go.

440
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,263
I can't wait to get
this night over with.

441
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,898
(scoffs) I was just trying
to celebrate your birthday.

442
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,102
Tonight wasn't about
my birthday, it was about you.

443
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,238
Well, sorry, not all of us

444
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,473
have our lives
figured out at 21.

445
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,575
So, now you're mad at my age?

446
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,077
Yes. It's a constant reminder
of what

447
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,046
a failure I am-- ooh.

448
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,714
(truck door opens)

449
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,516
(grunts)

450
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,753
False alarm. Where were we?

451
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,722
So you blew up your career.
Start over.

452
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,859
This was the start-over.
I am 32.

453
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,794
I don't get more start-overs.

454
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,296
Age don't matter.

455
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,664
(scoffs)

456
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,700
That is a dumb thing
only a 21-year-old would say.

457
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,302
So, now I'm young and dumb?

458
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,837
Yes, and that makes me
old and...

459
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,005
Oh, God.
(retches)

460
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,607
All over you?

461
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,109
Like a vomit fire hose.

462
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,744
God, I'm really sorry.

463
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,380
Oh, forget it.

464
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,252
It's just that everything
seems to come so easy to you.

465
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,721
It ain't easy.
I work my ass off.

466
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,392
Yeah, and you deserve
all your success.

467
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,527
You do, too.

468
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,663
And so what,
you didn't have it at 21?

469
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,098
If you had it,
we would've never met

470
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,467
and there'd be no CeeCee.

471
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,369
You're right.

472
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,271
Oh, here's your money clip.

473
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,472
Next time you're mad at me,

474
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,841
don't flush it down the toilet.

475
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,977
I-I didn't flush it
down the toilet.

476
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,646
So, it was me?

477
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,416
Boy, I do not come off good
in any of these stories.

478
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,390
* *

479
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,832
(toilet flushes)

480
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,033
Bye-bye.

481
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,875
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