1 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:07,094 Huh. What's all this? 2 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,834 I'm trying to do the books for the store. 3 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:10,053 Oh. 4 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,317 I thought it was some kind of role-play thing. 5 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:17,234 You know, strict accountant, hot girl in debt. 6 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:19,932 That's what you're into? 7 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:22,935 Hey, I did Mrs. Claus for you. 8 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,329 Oh, this naughty reindeer remembers. 9 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,377 So, since when do you do the books? 10 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,988 Ruben won't let me hire an accountant. 11 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,294 You went to college. Help me. 12 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,252 Yeah, but I was a communications major. 13 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:38,908 We didn't do math. It was speech class and film appreciation. 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,736 Film appreciation? 15 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,608 Yeah. You watch films and... 16 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,306 you appreciate them. 17 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,177 Never mind, I'll figure it out. 18 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:50,180 Well, what about my mom? She did this for years. 19 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,921 Well, I don't want her to think I'm dumb. 20 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,183 [scoffs] You're adorable. [chuckles] 21 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:55,620 Well, you could ask your mom. 22 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:56,926 She does the books for the church. 23 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:57,796 Not a bad idea. 24 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,363 I know. 25 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:01,626 Now, uh, tell me I'm a naughty girl 26 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,324 who's late on her credit card payment. [chuckles] 27 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,067 ♪ 28 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,130 [coos] 29 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,227 -You got a sec? -What's up? 30 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:40,056 I was thinking maybe, to get the young people more invested, 31 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:43,494 I could start playing my guitar during the service. 32 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,280 You know who else played guitar while he preached? 33 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,630 Charles Manson. 34 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,414 Well, I doubt he played "This Little Light of Mine." 35 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,461 'Cause he was busy getting people murdered. 36 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,508 -Hey, Mom. -Hi, honey. 37 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:00,337 -Pastor Jeff. -Georgie, would you be more likely to come to church 38 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,599 if I played my guitar? 39 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,515 Hmm. Are you gonna play cool songs or God songs? 40 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:07,866 I think God songs are cool songs. 41 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,912 -Sounds fun. -Don't lie in church. 42 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,478 Sounds terrible. 43 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,176 Your loss. 44 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,439 It's gonna be groovy. 45 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:18,399 That man never should've gotten MTV. 46 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,575 So, what brings you by? 47 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:22,272 I could use your help with the store. 48 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:25,057 Of course. Unless it's more money. 49 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,234 -It ain't. -Then of course. 50 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:28,713 I need a hand with the books. 51 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,889 Oh. 52 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,805 Well, I would love to, but 53 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:36,939 that's a big job, and I really have my hands full here. 54 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,941 I understand. Yeah. 55 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,204 Mrs. McAllister used to do 'em, I guess I'll just ask... 56 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:44,164 -I'll do it. -Great. 57 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:46,688 I'm not leaving the fate of my house in the hands of that... 58 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:48,733 Lord, forgive me. 59 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,475 You didn't say nothing. 60 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,738 No, but I thought it... 61 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,305 and it was bad. 62 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:06,316 -Next. -Here to renew my license. 63 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,449 Stand behind the line and read the eye chart for me. 64 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,407 Yes, sir. 65 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:15,499 That would be an E. 66 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,546 Congratulations. Now, try the fifth line. 67 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,765 Fifth line, sure. 68 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:21,853 Whenever you're ready. 69 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:28,512 -Behind the line. -Ooh. Sorry. 70 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,079 -You wear glasses? -No. Always had perfect vision. 71 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,300 Uh-huh. 72 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,084 Fifth line. 73 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:39,043 Z. F. R. U. M. What's next? 74 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,046 You go to an eye doctor. 75 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,878 Hey. How was the DMV? 76 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,753 Great. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 77 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,798 They give you a temporary license? 78 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,583 Yes, they did. 79 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,628 Oh. How long till the new one shows up in the mail? 80 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,109 -They didn't say. -Oh. 81 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:00,805 Hey, did they make you take a new picture? 82 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,633 What, you writing a book? 83 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:07,725 Hey. 84 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:08,857 Where'd my calendar go? 85 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,728 I took it down. 86 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:13,557 My mom's religious. She don't need to be seeing bikini ladies. 87 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,778 Excuse me, but God made those bikini ladies. 88 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,084 Also, don't be throwing around the "God" word. 89 00:04:19,214 --> 00:04:20,738 Geez, okay. 90 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:23,915 You can't say "geez," too close to Jesus. 91 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,396 Anything else? 92 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,832 You don't drink, you don't smoke, 93 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,270 and you don't believe in sex before marriage. 94 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,968 But that last one probably won't come up. 95 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,361 Hello. 96 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,319 -Hey, Mom. -Mrs. Cooper. 97 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,452 -Hey, Ruben, how you been? -RUBEN: Good. 98 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:41,106 Just saving myself for the right woman. 99 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,457 What? 100 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:48,636 Here's all the invoices, receipts, 101 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,900 and stuff that looked important, but I didn't know what it was. 102 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:55,338 Okay, well, better get started. Do you have a calculator? 103 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,949 In the desk. No, no, no, the other drawer. 104 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:02,824 That's Ruben's. 105 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,173 We should pray for him. 106 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,612 [gasps] Ooh, hey, what's the score? 107 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,310 It's, uh... 108 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,486 -Cowboys up by three. -Exactly. 109 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,749 How much time's left? 110 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:15,880 You got eyes, use 'em. 111 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:18,361 [telephone rings] 112 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,018 McAllister residence. 113 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,716 Oh, hello, Mary. 114 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,240 No, he's not home yet. 115 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,460 Oh. 116 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,507 I didn't know you were doing that. 117 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,685 I'll give him the message. Bye now. 118 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:42,951 Hmm. 119 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,909 -Everything okay? -Why wouldn't it be? 120 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,043 Well, you said "hmm." 121 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:52,569 Did you know Georgie asked Mary to do the books for the shop? 122 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,571 That explains the "hmm." 123 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:56,878 Well... 124 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,967 you just... 125 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:01,883 you do so much for us already, he didn't want to bother you. 126 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,972 I'm not toast, Amanda. 127 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:07,062 I don't need buttering. 128 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,630 Honey, it's just the books. 129 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,069 Oh, that look don't work after the third beer. 130 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:17,115 Hey, y'all. 131 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,640 -Georgie, your mother called. -Oh. 132 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,382 Oh. 133 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,127 Why does she even want to do the books? 134 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:31,303 It's not about the books. It's about your mother. 135 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,349 You're the one who said I should ask her. 136 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,307 Yeah. [scoffs] That was wrong. 137 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,094 So now what? I'm supposed to fire my mom? 138 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,531 She can't expect me to do that just 'cause she's upset. 139 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,141 Oh, yes, she can. 140 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,665 Well, she'll just have to get over it. 141 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,102 -No, she won't. -Well, then I don't care. 142 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,017 -Yes, you do. -So much. 143 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,284 No one knows how that store operates better than I do. 144 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,678 Uh-huh. 145 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:00,985 I could do those books in my sleep. 146 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,552 Yep. 147 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,251 Are you even listening to me? 148 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:07,992 Yeah, of course. 149 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:08,950 What'd I just say? 150 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,648 "Are you even listening to me?" 151 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,607 Why do I bother? 152 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:17,393 Honey, are you really upset he didn't ask you 153 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,090 or are you just mad he went to Mary? 154 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,397 That has nothing to do with it. 155 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,486 Although, I bet she loves going through my work 156 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,706 trying to find a mistake. 157 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:28,099 Good luck, lady. 158 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:31,320 You know, it's possible she's not thinking about you at all. 159 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,889 What a hateful thing to say, Jim. 160 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,550 Hello. 161 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,640 Oh, Audrey. What a pleasant, um... 162 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,815 Hello. 163 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,904 I come in peace. 164 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,297 Have a seat. 165 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,777 I just want to say I think it's so great 166 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,518 you helping Georgie out. 167 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,129 But you'd do a better job. 168 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,958 [laughs] Of course not. 169 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,308 I just have more free time than you. 170 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,180 I can make time. 171 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:09,271 But wouldn't you rather spend it with CeeCee? 172 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:11,099 I'm sorry, are you trying to bribe me 173 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,709 with my own granddaughter? 174 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,321 Our granddaughter. And yes. So what do you say? 175 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,194 Well, like you said, I am very busy, 176 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,848 but thank you for coming by. 177 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,632 Mary, it's an important job. 178 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,156 I just want to make sure it gets done right. 179 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,202 And I'm gonna do it wrong? 180 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,030 -AUDREY: Well, not on purpose. -MARY: I'm about to do 181 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,510 something on purpose. 182 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,121 [laughs] Hey, Audrey. 183 00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:35,078 I thought I heard your voice. 184 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,385 Pastor Jeff. 185 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,778 Do you need something? 186 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,693 No. I just heard you gals chatting 187 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,610 and thought of one of my favorite Bible verses, 188 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:47,135 "Where two or more are gathered, I am there." 189 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,920 One. Two. 190 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,618 Three. 191 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,708 Okay, I'm gonna go. 192 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:58,407 But remember, He's still here. 193 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,367 Oh, my God. 194 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,413 What? 195 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,720 You're going 18 miles an hour. 196 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,286 So? 197 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,028 So, you drive like an old man. 198 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,336 I drive like a safe man, which is how I became an old man. 199 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,948 -[sighs] Stop sign. Stop sign. -Yeah, I see it. 200 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,384 I see it. 201 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,605 -[car crash] -What the hell? 202 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,302 -You okay? -Yeah, you? 203 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,087 Yeah, I'm fine. 204 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,132 A UPS truck. 205 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,873 -That's a mail truck. -Same thing. 206 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,658 No, it's not. One's big and brown. 207 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,876 Same thing, Mandy. 208 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,449 Last cop I talked to recognized me from TV. 209 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,755 How does that help here? 210 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,409 Oh, it doesn't. I just like thinking about it. 211 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,716 -Were you the driver? -Yes, sir. 212 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,936 Gonna need your license and registration. 213 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,851 Sure. 214 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,636 Actually, you know, uh... [clears throat] 215 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,812 He hit me. I-I was stopped at the stop sign. 216 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,902 I know. I just need it for my report. 217 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,384 But I-I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything wrong. 218 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,646 Dad, just give him your license. 219 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:05,996 I don't want to. 220 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,565 -You just went to the DMV. -I did. 221 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,741 Then why is your license expired? 222 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,613 Beats me. 223 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,919 -Dad. -Okay, fine. 224 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,878 I had a little trouble with my eye exam. 225 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,402 You said it was easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 226 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,839 Would you stop remembering things? 227 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,929 I-I can't believe you let me ride in the car with you. 228 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,367 Excuse me, I did tell you to leave the baby home 229 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,760 with your mother. 230 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,288 Georgie back yet? 231 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,943 Still on a tow. Anything I can do for you? 232 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:43,033 Just got the books all up to date, wanted to go over 'em. 233 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,339 Oh, how we doing? 234 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:47,559 Maybe we should wait till Georgie gets back. 235 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,040 -Is it bad? -I wouldn't say "bad." 236 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,086 Good? 237 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,088 I wouldn't say "good." 238 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,872 Oh, God. 239 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,265 I mean, jeepers. 240 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,876 Hey, get this, the guy 241 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,183 I just towed does all the ads on bus benches. 242 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,358 Says he'll give us a discount. 243 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,839 Hold your fire. We need to talk. 244 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,318 I know you're gonna say we can't afford it... 245 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,538 -You can't afford it. -Geez. 246 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,367 Georgie, language. 247 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,935 I have been going over the books, 248 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,720 and you are barely scraping by. 249 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,418 Well, that can't be right. Business has been booming. 250 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,159 [sighs] I don't know what to tell you. 251 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,422 You either got to spend less or make more. 252 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,337 Great. I choose to make more. 253 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,776 -How we gonna do that? -Advertise. 254 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,516 There's got to be money for one bench. 255 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,562 There isn't. And I have marked a few other places 256 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,868 that you might want to cut back. 257 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:38,480 Okay. I'm just spitballing here: 258 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,525 How about we fire Georgie? 259 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,006 Come on, can't you get creative? 260 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,442 Move some numbers around? 261 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,880 You are not underwater yet. 262 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,056 You just need to tighten your belt. 263 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,449 Well, if you're sure there's nothing else we can do, 264 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,495 then I guess there's nothing else we can do. 265 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,757 Mrs. McAllister, I was wondering 266 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,367 if you could take a look at the books for me. 267 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,028 I'm sorry? 268 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,378 I thought your mother was doing your books. 269 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,860 Well, she was, but I realized I should've come to you first. 270 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,514 Why didn't you? 271 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,777 You know me. I'm young. 272 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,171 I make all kinds of bad decisions. 273 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,391 So you're saying your mother isn't up to the task, 274 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,829 and I would do a much better job? 275 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,266 Should I say that? 276 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,007 Yes. 277 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,009 Then consider it said. 278 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,358 Say it. 279 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,231 Look, my mom's just kind of set in her ways. 280 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,712 I need someone creative, someone a little more fun. 281 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,411 Well, I'm certainly more fun than that old Bible thumper. 282 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,328 Okay, okay, she's still my mom. 283 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,896 Although, I have literally seen her thump a Bible. 284 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,334 I suppose I can take a look. 285 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,988 And while you're at it, I'm hoping you can find me the money 286 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,903 to advertise on a bus bench. 287 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775 -I'm sure I can. -Great. 288 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,689 But only after you say it. 289 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,347 -See you later. -[stammers] 290 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,566 Hey. Where do you think you're going? 291 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,089 Hardware store. 292 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,570 -Oh, you're not driving. -I'm fine. 293 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,224 You don't have a license. 294 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,096 Yeah, well, you got more tickets than me. 295 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,838 Yeah, that's because I'm reckless, not blind. 296 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,972 Okay. [scoffs] You need to go to the eye doctor. 297 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,018 Mandy, look, there's already a blonde lady in this house 298 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,716 whose job it is to make me unhappy. 299 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,283 You want me to get her? I can get her. 300 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,416 -Mom! -Shh! Shh! 301 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,374 Okay, let me take you to get your eyes checked. 302 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,899 No, I don't need another doctor telling me I'm getting old. 303 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,422 Is that what this is about? 304 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,381 Every time I go, it's a new thing; 305 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,297 high cholesterol, enlarged prostate. 306 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,866 I'm a big guy, maybe I should have a big prostate. 307 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:47,043 Is that how prostates work? I honestly don't know. 308 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,653 You know, ever since I turned 50, 309 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525 I've been getting mailers from the AARP. 310 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,788 Well, can't read 'em. 311 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,877 I'm not going to the eye doctor. 312 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,010 -Mom! -You suck. 313 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,930 All right, Jeff, let's see what you got. 314 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,716 PASTOR JEFF [over radio]: Test, test. 315 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,414 "This Little Light Of Mine," take one. 316 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,897 ♪ This little light of mine♪ 317 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:18,031 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine♪ 318 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,642 ♪ This little light of mine♪ 319 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,688 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine...♪ Everybody. 320 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:26,300 MARY and JEFF: ♪ This little light of mine♪ 321 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,258 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine...♪ 322 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,608 -I can't hear you. -♪ Let it shine♪ 323 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,262 -♪ Let it shine, let it shine♪ -♪ Let it shine, let it...♪ 324 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,742 What the heck? 325 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,225 Second verse, same as the first. 326 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,576 You want me to lose my house? 327 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,186 You saw the ad, huh? 328 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,709 I did. 329 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,103 See? And you came right in. 330 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,933 -What ad? -The one on the bus bench 331 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,240 that I told him he couldn't afford. 332 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,589 Are you kidding me? 333 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,460 It's fine. I found some money in the budget. 334 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,593 You can't just find money. 335 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,334 I was looking over our books, 336 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,336 and I realized, if we reported a loss this quarter, 337 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,469 we could lower our corporate tax burden to get a refund, 338 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,036 which I took an advance on to buy the ad. 339 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,518 You realized that? 340 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,738 I just said it, didn't I? 341 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,784 But who said it first? 342 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917 I'm sorry, 343 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,310 is it so hard to believe that I can figure that out? 344 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,138 -Yes. -Absolutely. 345 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,879 I'm insulted. 346 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,143 This was Audrey's doing, wasn't it? 347 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,103 Yes, but I'm still insulted. 348 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,892 Remember me? 349 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,850 No. 350 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,765 Really? 351 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,898 I came in here a couple days ago to take my eye test. 352 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,422 That narrows it down. 353 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,250 I didn't do real good, 354 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,601 so I went and got these bad boys for driving. 355 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,170 Pretty sharp, huh? 356 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,478 You're a very handsome man. 357 00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,264 Okay, what do you want? Fourth line? Sixth line? 358 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,874 Hey, I tell you what, I'll just start at the bottom, 359 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,442 work my way up. "Made in China." 360 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,618 Bottom right-hand corner. Bet no one's ever read that before. 361 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,056 See that clock over there? 362 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,361 2:35. 363 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,363 Oh, no. 2:36. 364 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,584 Congratulations. Just go get your picture taken over... 365 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:17,977 No, no, no, I'm not done. I'm not done. 366 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,369 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 367 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,501 Hey, you see that guy standing there? 368 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,546 He's wearing an IZOD shirt. 369 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,245 It got that little alligator right there, clear as day. Yo! 370 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,595 Nice shirt. 371 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,991 [knock on door] 372 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,216 You and me need to talk. 373 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,218 I didn't go to your son. He came to me. 374 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,179 I do not care who came to who. 375 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,616 Georgie is being careless with his money, 376 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,835 and you are helping him. 377 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,796 Oh, please. You're just mad I found something you didn't. 378 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:55,927 You didn't find anything. 379 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,017 You are just robbing Peter to pay Paul. 380 00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,627 Well, that's how business works. 381 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,151 Oh, please, this is not about business. 382 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,718 This is about you trying to spite me. 383 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,634 It can be both. 384 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,201 Well, guess what, lady? 385 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:11,377 If I lose my house, I am moving in here. 386 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,119 Why don't you try having some faith in your son? 387 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,035 You are gonna talk to me about faith? 388 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,255 I have faith out the wazoo. 389 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,647 Charming. 390 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,867 [sighs] 391 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:27,220 But I also know that Georgie can be... 392 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:30,310 impulsive and overly confident, 393 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,530 and sometimes, that gets him into trouble, and... 394 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,231 ...I don't know if I can take any more trouble. 395 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,808 I guess it's possible I wasn't thinking 396 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,941 about all you had to lose. 397 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,423 [sighs] 398 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,774 It seems Georgie did kind of play us against each other. 399 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,690 I suppose he did. 400 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,344 When he was little, 401 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,782 any time I said no, he went straight to his dad. 402 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:11,220 Amanda still has Jim wrapped around her finger. 403 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,266 Oh, you should've seen Missy and George. 404 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,703 Fathers can be so weak. 405 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,444 Well... 406 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,359 not every Father. 407 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,317 Ugh, give it a rest. 408 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,241 Hey, I'm-- What-what-what is happening here? 409 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,593 Your mother just stopped by for a chat. 410 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,812 No one's yelling? 411 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,118 We are both adults. 412 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,597 We can have a civilized conversation. 413 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,121 [Audrey chuckles] 414 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,036 -Is that booze in them cups? -Have a seat. 415 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,430 -Actually, I should go say hi to my daughter... -She said sit. 416 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,997 Yes, ma'am. 417 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,607 -That was good. -Thank you. 418 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:51,782 -May I? -Please. 419 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,784 You cannot go pitting us against each other 420 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:54,785 to get what you want. 421 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,265 -We are... -I would never... 422 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,354 -Don't you interrupt her. -Yes, ma'am. 423 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:02,706 I will no longer be the good cop to her bad cop. 424 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,795 [scoffs] I wouldn't say bad cop. 425 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,015 I would say responsible cop. 426 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,713 Don't be so sensitive. 427 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,541 So now I'm a sensitive cop? 428 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,674 I'm on your side. 429 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,066 Are you? Because it seems like 430 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,242 you're trying to make me the bad guy. 431 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,027 You don't need my help for that. 432 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,116 I'm confused. Are y'all still mad at me? 433 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,770 BOTH: Yes. 434 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,293 How am I the bad guy 435 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,426 when you keep trying to take CeeCee's pacifier away? 436 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,645 Oh, fine, then you can pay for her braces. 437 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,648 Well, then you can pay for her therapy. 438 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,390 [laughs] Therapy? Are you even Texan? 439 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,177 How dare you? 440 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,439 Captioning sponsored by CBS 441 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:40,396 WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 442 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,006 and TOYOTA. 443 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,231 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org