1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:00,810 Oh, thank you. 4 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:06,954 - With onions. - Thank you. 5 00:02:06,988 --> 00:02:09,336 - There you go. - Thank you very much. 6 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:11,061 You guys want a little ketchup or something? 7 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:11,890 - Yes, please. - Yes, please 8 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:12,856 I knew that. 9 00:02:12,891 --> 00:02:13,926 Oh, you don't have silverware. 10 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:15,652 Okay, I'll be right back. 11 00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:16,584 Thank you. 12 00:02:18,276 --> 00:02:19,691 Welcome to Apollo Coney Island. 13 00:02:19,725 --> 00:02:21,037 What can I get you today? 14 00:02:21,071 --> 00:02:22,176 I just had to get off the road for a moment. 15 00:02:22,211 --> 00:02:24,074 I will do a flat white. 16 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,075 A what? 17 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,525 A flat white. 18 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,563 It's just espresso with steam milk on top. 19 00:02:29,597 --> 00:02:31,772 I can get you a black coffee in a mug. 20 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,915 Isn't there an actual coffee shop anywhere in town? 21 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,641 Sure, Battle Alley Coffee. 22 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:40,263 Oh, great, where is that? 23 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:42,265 Right at the T where Battle Alley connects to Main Street. 24 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,784 You can't miss it. 25 00:02:43,818 --> 00:02:45,855 Okay, awesome, thank you so much. 26 00:02:45,889 --> 00:02:48,927 Of course, it's closed on Sundays. 27 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,066 Oh. 28 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,964 So black coffee then? 29 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:54,622 Yep. 30 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:57,073 You know, you can put cream and sugar in it. 31 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:58,523 Can you? 32 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:01,111 That is so helpful, thank you so much. 33 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:31,590 14,72, oh, we don't take the plastic. 34 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,558 No credit cards. 35 00:03:33,592 --> 00:03:35,007 What? 36 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,216 Cash only. 37 00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:39,253 Is this 1994? 38 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:40,806 I don't carry cash on me. 39 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:46,260 Is there an ATM? 40 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:47,192 Over there. 41 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,884 Geez, how old is this thing? 42 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:52,024 Is this even plugged in? 43 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:54,613 Oh, the ATM machine is no work, 44 00:03:54,648 --> 00:03:57,651 maybe for more than a year now. 45 00:03:57,685 --> 00:03:59,169 Then why did you point at it? 46 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,588 Okay, is there a bank? 47 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:05,314 On the main street. 48 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:07,316 Okay, you go out this way. 49 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:09,179 Make a left out the lot. 50 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:11,043 You pass by big fire station 51 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:12,182 with three crazy dalmatian dog. 52 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:14,184 Okay, okay, just stop, stop. 53 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:16,152 I'll just put it in my phone, okay? 54 00:04:16,186 --> 00:04:19,259 And I will be back here in 15 minutes. 55 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,744 Okay, but the bank is closed. 56 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:25,334 - What? - It's weekend. 57 00:04:25,368 --> 00:04:26,576 I'm just using the ATM. 58 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:29,096 But the machine is inside the lobby. 59 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,270 Are you kidding me? 60 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,721 There's a machine in Fenton. 61 00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:35,585 - Fenton? - Yeah, it's maybe 30, 62 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,967 35 minutes from here. 63 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:41,073 Okay, no, no, I am not driving an hour 64 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:44,974 and 10 minutes to pay for a cup of coffee and a salad. 65 00:04:45,008 --> 00:04:48,115 Look, this, this is your problem. 66 00:04:48,149 --> 00:04:49,703 Could I help at all? 67 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:54,259 This is my business card, okay? 68 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,881 You call me when you have decided 69 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:58,263 to join the 21st century and can take plastic. 70 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,506 That is, if your phones 71 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:01,956 can make a long distance call to LA, okay? 72 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:08,238 What just happened? 73 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,404 Oh, great. 74 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:47,519 Hi, I know, license and registration. 75 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:50,280 Actually, ma'am, if you wouldn't mind 76 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,558 pulling your vehicle 77 00:05:51,592 --> 00:05:53,111 into the school parking lot for me, please. 78 00:05:54,112 --> 00:05:55,838 Where? 79 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:57,357 Oh, right behind us? 80 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,117 Just about 100 yards or so. 81 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,017 - Okay. - Thank you. 82 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:36,913 Thank you so much. 83 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:39,157 Okay, now license, registration, 84 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,330 and proof of insurance, please. 85 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:41,677 Was I speeding? 86 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,989 Honestly, I was just in a hurry to get away. 87 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,784 In a hurry to get away? 88 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:47,786 That's not gonna play well in court. 89 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:48,994 Court? 90 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:50,340 Niko said you left before paying. 91 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,583 You've got to be kidding me. 92 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:53,102 I offered to pay. 93 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,691 He doesn't take credit cards. 94 00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:58,556 - How much was the bill? - Less than $20. 95 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:01,144 $20? 96 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:03,077 Boy, I would've loaned you the money. 97 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:07,047 Great, could you go back and please pay Niko? 98 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:09,118 It's a little late for that 99 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:10,568 now that you've been fleeing the scene. 100 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,639 Fleeing the scene? 101 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:15,262 Yeah, you did say you were in a hurry to get out of town. 102 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:16,712 I... 103 00:07:16,746 --> 00:07:18,610 You know, I'm surprised that none of the men 104 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:20,750 over at Coney offered to help you. 105 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:22,959 Holly's normally a pretty nice town. 106 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:25,375 Is there like a fine or? 107 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,895 Well, that is going to be up to the judge. 108 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,140 - Are you serious? - Afraid so. 109 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:35,040 Hey, why did you have me pull into this parking lot? 110 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:37,802 I was parked perfectly safe on the road. 111 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,389 Well, by the time you stopped your vehicle, 112 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:42,565 you were just slightly outta the city limits of Holly, 113 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,601 outta my jurisdiction, 114 00:07:43,635 --> 00:07:46,120 so I asked you to come back. 115 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,504 So I didn't have to come here? 116 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:53,334 Nope, I'm not a police officer over there. 117 00:07:53,369 --> 00:07:56,683 - And I could have just left? - Yeah, sure. 118 00:07:57,787 --> 00:07:59,375 And now? 119 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:04,035 And now, we are going to have to go see Judge Narsh. 120 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:16,219 - Mike. - Matt. 121 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:19,913 Mike is my brother. 122 00:08:19,947 --> 00:08:20,983 I work for the city. 123 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:23,019 He works for the county. 124 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:24,400 This is Holly. 125 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:25,608 Holly, nice to meet you. 126 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:26,989 Nice to meet you too. 127 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:29,474 All rise for the honorable Judge Jerry Narsh. 128 00:08:31,441 --> 00:08:33,167 Thank you, please be seated. 129 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:38,103 The court of Holly, Michigan is now in session. 130 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:41,313 And I see that your name is Holly. 131 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:42,625 Indeed. 132 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,178 Just like the name of this town. 133 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:46,767 - So I've heard, - You're gonna love it here, 134 00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:48,942 rhymes with jolly. - And golly. 135 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:53,533 - Hello Matthew. - Your Honor. 136 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,741 Michael tells me 137 00:08:54,775 --> 00:08:55,983 that your grandmother is doing well. 138 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:57,502 Oh yeah, she's doing great, sir. 139 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,124 She's playing Scrabble with her club. 140 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,402 Volunteers once a week at the museum. 141 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:02,680 Boy, is she excited 142 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:03,888 for Holly Hotel's Christmas Eve dinner. 143 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:05,061 So excited. 144 00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:06,442 She's really, really excited. 145 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:09,479 - Me too, me too. - What is going on here? 146 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:12,310 The Holly Hotel, it's our only five star restaurant, 147 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:17,039 and man, do they put on the best Christmas Eve dinner. 148 00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:19,938 And there's Chef Kathy, their daughter. 149 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:21,630 - And my wife. - My sister-in-law. 150 00:09:21,664 --> 00:09:23,286 She's their cook. 151 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:26,255 And boy, was that ever a nice wedding? 152 00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:27,567 I'm sorry you missed it, Holly. 153 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,051 What is going on here? 154 00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:30,984 I'm sorry, it was planned 155 00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:33,227 by Kathy's best friend, Danielle, 156 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:35,989 who really knows how to plan a classy wedding. 157 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:39,993 And with her help, did George and Chrissy ever put on 158 00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:41,891 a great event for their daughter. 159 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:44,100 We rode in, in a horse-drawn carriage. 160 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,343 That's grand. 161 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,724 So am I at trial here? 162 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:48,311 Yes, of course. 163 00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:50,969 And to the matter of walking out without paying your bill. 164 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:52,902 I did not walk out. 165 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,283 Well, I did, 166 00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:56,147 but I did try to pay, they just didn't take cards, 167 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,218 so I told them I'd send it in the mail. 168 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:02,774 Seems reasonable, Officer Williams. 169 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:04,534 Yes sir, your Honor. 170 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:05,708 You're in agreement? 171 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,884 Case dismissed. 172 00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:13,440 Great, well, have fun with your lives doing 173 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,131 whatever it is you do in this town. 174 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,962 Hold on just one minute. 175 00:10:17,996 --> 00:10:20,136 There is the matter of rudeness. 176 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:23,588 - Of what? - Niko, the restaurant owner. 177 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,866 I play cards with Niko on Saturday. 178 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,316 Grand. 179 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,214 And he shared with me that you were extremely rude. 180 00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:31,769 Last I checked, being rude wasn't a crime. 181 00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:33,011 But it's not something 182 00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:34,979 that we take too highly of here in Holly. 183 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:38,568 I don't care what you care for, being rude is not a crime. 184 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,881 You can't arrest me for something that isn't a crime. 185 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:42,987 I see the issue here. 186 00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:45,679 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna sentence you 187 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,923 to one week community service. 188 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,303 What? 189 00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:51,374 You'll see the mayor for the proper job. 190 00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:52,513 This isn't fair. 191 00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:54,446 You're welcome to ask the mayor. 192 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:56,794 Perhaps he can commute your sentence. 193 00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:57,691 Court is adjourned. 194 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,505 I can't even believe this. 195 00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:19,851 The judge said I'm a flight risk. 196 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:20,990 I can't even get my car. 197 00:11:21,025 --> 00:11:22,440 I need to see the mayor. 198 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,993 Hi, what? 199 00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:26,651 I know it's only like a half mile away, but it's cold. 200 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,239 Sure. 201 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:30,897 Oh my goodness, why is there so much dog hair back here? 202 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:34,314 Because this is my car, and I have a dog. 203 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:37,455 That's unprofessional, okay, whatever, just take me 204 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,594 to the mayor. 205 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:39,526 Sure. 206 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,062 Here we are. 207 00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:00,374 Okay, well, I literally have dog hair all over my coat 208 00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:02,066 and pants, so no tip. 209 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,653 Yeah, I'm Henry, by the way. 210 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:09,073 - No, you're Ryan. - Pretty sure I'm Henry. 211 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:13,940 No, you're Ryan, the Uber driver. 212 00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:15,804 Still Henry. 213 00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:16,805 Stranger danger! 214 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,822 I'm here to see the mayor. 215 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,237 The mayor's not here yet. 216 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:37,032 You can have a seat though, please. 217 00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:47,732 The mayor will see you now. 218 00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:56,845 Your Honor, what is happening here? 219 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:59,364 Oh, in this office, you don't have to refer to me 220 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,366 as your Honor in this room. 221 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,506 Here, I'm Mayor Narsh. 222 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:06,786 You're the mayor? 223 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,373 And you're gonna be staying with us 224 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,341 for a week I understand. 225 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,652 Isn't that right? 226 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,033 Unbelievable. 227 00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:17,555 Hard labor, no, you're not the hard labor type. 228 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,661 Volunteering at the church. 229 00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:23,388 They do do a lot for the homeless community, 230 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:26,667 but you are lacking in people skills. 231 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,842 It does say here that you just graduated 232 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:31,603 from veterinary medicine because that's perfect. 233 00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:35,918 We have a veterinary assistant for the week. 234 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,783 Please report to this address at 9:00 AM tomorrow. 235 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,269 This is small city corruption. 236 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:45,997 Tell it to the judge. 237 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:14,646 Hello, welcome to the Holly Hotel, I'm George. 238 00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:18,581 Wow, this is amazing. 239 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:21,515 Not at all what I expected, I'm impressed. 240 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:24,518 Well, it's the gem of Holly, 241 00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:27,073 and I've been the owner since 1983. 242 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,316 Don't need the history, just need a room. 243 00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:33,596 Oh, sorry, we don't have rooms. 244 00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:37,428 Are you serious? 245 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,188 There are people who actually come visit here? 246 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:41,811 Are you sure you're all booked out? 247 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:45,298 Not booked, just don't have any rooms. 248 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:48,577 See, we converted the upstairs rooms to living space. 249 00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:50,579 Kathy, our oldest daughter- 250 00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:52,132 I don't care. 251 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,479 She and Matthew, the police officer 252 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:57,172 that pulled you over, nice guy. 253 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:58,173 So nice. 254 00:14:58,207 --> 00:14:59,760 Well, they got married. 255 00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:01,728 And Chrissy and I, well Chrissy, she's my wife. 256 00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:04,110 Would you like to meet her? - Not just now, George. 257 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,768 Well, Chrissy and I thought, 258 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,494 why don't we just turn the upstairs 259 00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:11,738 into a second living space for them, 260 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:14,396 and we can concentrate on our restaurant. 261 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,674 So why do you still call it the Holly Hotel? 262 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,745 Why don't you call it the Holly Restaurant? 263 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:22,852 Oh, folks around here, they sort of know. 264 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:25,303 What a wonderful little slice of Americana. 265 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:28,651 Well, I believe Grandma Williams should have space 266 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:29,929 for you down at her B&B. 267 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:34,485 - Grandma Williams. - Yeah, grandma Williams, 268 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,313 sweet little old lady. 269 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,363 Good morning. 270 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,644 Well, I suppose you could call it that. 271 00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:57,508 Well, what else would you call it? 272 00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:03,652 It's 8:30, my day starts at five o'clock, Missy. 273 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,481 I see. 274 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,897 So what's for breakfast? 275 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,694 I've been sitting here wondering that 276 00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:14,042 for about three and a half hours. 277 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,457 Hmm? 278 00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:18,460 What are you gonna make us for breakfast? 279 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,013 What am I? 280 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,602 Isn't this a bed and breakfast? 281 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,778 I've had my bed, you've had your bed. 282 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,298 Now it's time for breakfast. 283 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,575 But you're the one 284 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,163 who's supposed to be making me breakfast. 285 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,683 You're 26 years old, Missy. 286 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:37,962 I'm over 90. 287 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,723 Who do you think should really be doing the work? 288 00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:46,764 So what would you like for breakfast? 289 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:51,838 Bacon, eggs, and toast heavily buttered. 290 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,358 That food will kill you. 291 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:58,362 I'm living proof that it won't. 292 00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,673 But I'm vegan. 293 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,813 Good for you. 294 00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:03,539 The Bacon's in the refridge. 295 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,440 Okay. 296 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:27,287 Oh no, stranger danger, plot thickens. 297 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:30,670 Okay, Ryan, or Harold, or whatever your name is, 298 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:33,155 I'm looking for Henry Maxwell, the vet. 299 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,813 And by the way, I do have mace in my pocket. 300 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,575 - You found him. - You have a twin? 301 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:42,475 My parents are to be believed, I'm in only child. 302 00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:44,097 But when you picked me up yesterday, 303 00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:45,305 you said your name was Harold. 304 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,308 No, I said that my name was Henry. 305 00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:50,345 At that point, you calling me Ryan. 306 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:51,725 But you're really Henry? 307 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,589 That's what the birth certificate says. 308 00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:55,660 Okay, is Ryan or Harold your middle name? 309 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:58,353 Nope, middle name's Turner. 310 00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:01,114 My mom was a huge Harrison Ford fan. 311 00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:04,842 You know, "Regarding Henry" came out a couple of years 312 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,119 before I was born. 313 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,983 Then why is your Uber profile under Ryan? 314 00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:10,019 I don't have an Uber profile. 315 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,712 I'm friends with Judge Narsh, and I'll have you know 316 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:14,886 that it is illegal to impersonate an Uber driver. 317 00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,025 Yeah, I don't think it is. 318 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,027 And I didn't impersonate anybody. 319 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:21,030 But we could say that you carjacked me 320 00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:22,687 and forced me to drive you around town. 321 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:23,999 Carjacked? 322 00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:25,483 Yeah, and I'm better friends with Judge Narsh 323 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:29,177 than you are, so maybe we just keep this between us. 324 00:18:29,211 --> 00:18:31,662 We wouldn't want to add abduction to your growing list 325 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,250 of crimes and misdemeanors here 326 00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:35,286 in the law abiding village of Holly. 327 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:36,563 Abduction? 328 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,324 You could probably get grand theft auto thrown 329 00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,152 in there as well. 330 00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:40,084 Grand Theft Auto? 331 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,362 What are you, a broken record? 332 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:45,745 If I keep saying crimes, will you keep repeating them? 333 00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:47,747 Breaking and entering? 334 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:49,197 What is even happening? 335 00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:51,026 You want the long version or the short version? 336 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,131 Short. 337 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,442 You're entitled. 338 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:54,650 Excuse me? 339 00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,893 Would you prefer the long version? 340 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,412 I'd prefer it if you weren't so rude. 341 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:58,654 I'm not the one who assumes 342 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,208 that just because I need a ride, 343 00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:03,072 anybody that happens to be near me in a car 344 00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,522 is there to serve me. 345 00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:10,218 Anyway, I am a highly educated Veterinarian 346 00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:13,842 and you have me at your disposal for a week. 347 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:16,396 And there you go, I didn't ask for this. 348 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,847 I'm quite good at my job. 349 00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:20,262 Well, I just received my doctorate 350 00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,126 in veterinary medicine from Cornell. 351 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,817 You ever heard of it? - Fancy school. 352 00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:26,648 - And you? - Community college. 353 00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,133 Yeah, that's right, my parents aren't rich like yours, 354 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,723 but I got my hands dirty, learning the job in the field. 355 00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:34,449 You ever actually practiced? 356 00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:36,451 I'll have you know that I am on my way to LA 357 00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:39,039 to become a plastic surgeon to the dogs of the stars. 358 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:40,282 A what? 359 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,421 You know, pinning of the ears, lipo, 360 00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:43,423 testicular implants, facelifts. 361 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,115 Yeah, well, sounds like LA I guess. 362 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,427 Also sounds like it pays a lot more 363 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:48,911 than anything around here. 364 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:52,708 - Let's go. - Where? 365 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,541 - House call. - Uh-uh, I'm not getting 366 00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:00,889 in a car with you after this pleasant little interaction. 367 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:03,098 Could always check to see if Ryan or Harold 368 00:20:03,132 --> 00:20:05,100 is available, come on. 369 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,981 You know, there's a lot more to it than that. 370 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,569 More to what? 371 00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:29,055 I'm not just doing cosmetic procedures on cats and dogs. 372 00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:31,057 I'll be doing the elective procedures 373 00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:32,334 so that I can do 374 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:34,957 the medically necessary procedures pro bono. 375 00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:38,823 There are medically necessary plastic surgeries for dogs? 376 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,964 You know like really wrinkly dogs like English bulldogs, 377 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,277 they get skin infections from their wrinkles. 378 00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:47,522 - Yeah? - A nip here, a tuck there, 379 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:49,731 no more skin infections. 380 00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:52,043 So to help out one English bulldog, 381 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:56,082 you're going to put Botox in 100 Doberman Pinterest ears? 382 00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:57,670 I won't be made fun of 383 00:20:57,704 --> 00:21:01,363 because I have a financial plan for my life, Mr. Flip phone. 384 00:21:01,398 --> 00:21:05,471 First of all, this is a choice. 385 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:09,337 And secondly, could you be more materialistic? 386 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:11,960 This job means financial freedom. 387 00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:14,480 By year two, I get a Mercedes-Benz. 388 00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:18,173 By year seven, I buy a house all cash. 389 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:22,246 And by year 15, I retire, Honolulu. 390 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,146 In this 15 year plan of yours, it proves that what, 391 00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:29,667 you're a spiritual person at heart? 392 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,120 It proves that I know exactly what I want in life. 393 00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:35,052 Money? 394 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,158 It's not a bad thing to want money. 395 00:21:38,193 --> 00:21:41,783 Said you and two dozen Russian oligarchs. 396 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,405 All right, Saint Henry, you're telling me 397 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,029 if you won the lottery today, you just give it all away? 398 00:21:47,064 --> 00:21:48,307 What makes you think 399 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,516 that I'm not independently wealthy already? 400 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,278 That is a choice. 401 00:21:55,797 --> 00:21:58,420 So you're just gonna make house calls until you die? 402 00:21:58,455 --> 00:22:00,111 If I'm lucky, yes. 403 00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:03,425 I can't wait to get out of this backwards town. 404 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:07,429 Yeah, trust me, the town feels the same way. 405 00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:37,114 Well, I had a look at her and- 406 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,874 No trail rides for a couple weeks 407 00:22:38,909 --> 00:22:40,324 just to get that hoof time to heal. 408 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,085 But other than that, business as usual. 409 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,986 Yeah, that's actually spot on correct. 410 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,539 Well, thank you both for your help, 411 00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:50,369 and I'll let George and Chrissy know. 412 00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:57,583 You know about horses. 413 00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:59,585 So you're more than just what Cornell taught you 414 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:00,862 in a textbook. 415 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,381 Yep. 416 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,038 Care to add to that explanation? 417 00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:08,179 Nope, I did notice you didn't get paid though. 418 00:23:08,214 --> 00:23:11,700 - Yeah, not money. - What else is there? 419 00:23:11,735 --> 00:23:14,841 Well, Chrissy and George own the Holly Hotel. 420 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:19,328 Right, the hotel that's not a hotel, but a restaurant. 421 00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:23,402 A very good restaurant, and I get to eat there for free. 422 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,439 I can also come for trail rides whenever I like. 423 00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:29,097 Supposed to be going to one tomorrow. 424 00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:30,478 You're welcome to come. 425 00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:34,413 I mean, that is if you can actually get on a horse. 426 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:47,426 You do know they make tofu bacon. 427 00:23:50,014 --> 00:23:52,327 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to talk louder. 428 00:23:52,361 --> 00:23:55,123 Did you know that they make tofu bacon? 429 00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:57,228 Tofu, what's that? 430 00:23:57,263 --> 00:23:59,472 Some kind of martial art? 431 00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:02,820 No, it's a meat substitute made from soybeans. 432 00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:04,235 Meat substitute? 433 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:09,309 Oh, when Grandpa Williams died 15 years ago, 434 00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:12,381 I had a husband substitute. 435 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,176 You know what I call it? 436 00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:15,592 What? 437 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:17,456 "Wheel of Fortune". 438 00:24:18,802 --> 00:24:20,873 You like Pat Sajak? 439 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:25,947 Well, let's say I'd let him sell me a fowl or two. 440 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,328 So how would you like your eggs this morning? 441 00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:32,056 Like I live my life, sunny side up. 442 00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:34,438 You have heard of salmonella, right? 443 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,133 Where's the frying pan? 444 00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:42,481 To the right of the stove. 445 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:49,798 And where's the cooking spray? 446 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,144 Cooking spray? 447 00:24:52,939 --> 00:24:57,772 Child, I was born during the Great Depression. 448 00:24:57,806 --> 00:25:02,293 At my house, we call cooking spray, bacon grease. 449 00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:05,020 I can hear your arteries hardening all the way 450 00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:06,435 from over here [chuckling]. 451 00:25:08,265 --> 00:25:10,129 So how would you like your bacon? 452 00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:14,685 Like my hot toddy, crisp and dark brown. 453 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,377 Are there any bad habits that you don't have? 454 00:25:17,412 --> 00:25:19,000 Why, are you selling some? 455 00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:24,212 You know, you could take a page or two from my book. 456 00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:25,938 It might do you some good. 457 00:25:25,972 --> 00:25:28,941 Oh yeah, what should I focus on first? 458 00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:33,670 - Quit being afraid of life. - I'm not scared of living. 459 00:25:33,704 --> 00:25:38,709 This from a girl who's afraid to eat meat 460 00:25:39,745 --> 00:25:41,298 because it might harden her arteries, 461 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:44,888 thinks eggs are biohazardous materials, 462 00:25:44,922 --> 00:25:48,029 and has already washed her hands twice 463 00:25:48,063 --> 00:25:49,755 in the last five minutes. 464 00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,965 Now, let me ask you this. 465 00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:57,141 In New York, Miami, or wherever it is you are from, 466 00:25:58,211 --> 00:26:00,006 how many times do you go back 467 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:03,458 and check your lock on your door of your apartment 468 00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:04,942 after you go to bed? 469 00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:05,874 I don't. 470 00:26:07,773 --> 00:26:11,570 Three, sometimes, three usually. 471 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,332 You want life to be neat, clean, 472 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:18,887 and orderly with child protective coverings 473 00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:21,027 on all the sharp edges. 474 00:26:21,062 --> 00:26:25,307 But let me tell you this, Missy, life is messy. 475 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:27,724 It does go bump in the night. 476 00:26:27,758 --> 00:26:32,521 The sooner you make peace with that, the happier you'll be. 477 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:41,245 - Good morning. - Oh, hi, good morning. 478 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,177 I'm Carl. 479 00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:44,870 No. 480 00:27:44,904 --> 00:27:46,423 No, what? 481 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:48,425 Don't get any ideas. 482 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:52,429 She's not right for you, and you're not right for her. 483 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,811 Grandma, I wasn't getting any ideas. 484 00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:56,295 You're a man, aren't you? 485 00:27:56,329 --> 00:27:58,124 And she's a beautiful young woman. 486 00:27:58,159 --> 00:27:59,678 Oh, thank you. 487 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,957 Cut it, Holly. 488 00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:05,235 Of course, you get ideas. 489 00:28:06,305 --> 00:28:08,825 We were just saying good morning. 490 00:28:08,859 --> 00:28:09,929 Hmm-hmm. 491 00:28:12,173 --> 00:28:14,900 I'm sorry, who is this? 492 00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:16,108 Who are you? 493 00:28:16,142 --> 00:28:17,419 I'm Holly. 494 00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:20,595 Hello, I'm Carl with no ideas. 495 00:28:20,629 --> 00:28:21,976 My grandson. 496 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:24,116 I thought your grandson was the police officer. 497 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:27,050 It's possible to have more than one grandson. 498 00:28:27,084 --> 00:28:28,845 I have nine. 499 00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:32,055 This one works for the fire department. 500 00:28:35,058 --> 00:28:38,302 Wait a second, why am I not right for her? 501 00:28:38,337 --> 00:28:39,476 Not that I'm interested. 502 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,029 No. 503 00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:43,342 But what's wrong with me? 504 00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:47,587 Plenty, but there's somebody out there for you. 505 00:28:47,622 --> 00:28:49,900 And when I meet her, I'll know. 506 00:28:49,935 --> 00:28:51,522 How? 507 00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:56,286 Because I'm old and I know things. 508 00:28:57,563 --> 00:28:59,668 So I'm actually about to take grandma here up 509 00:28:59,703 --> 00:29:01,394 to Frankenmuth for the first time. 510 00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:04,190 I've rented a Airbnb for about a week. 511 00:29:04,225 --> 00:29:06,158 We're gonna go check out the holiday lights 512 00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:08,229 and the festivities for a bit. 513 00:29:08,263 --> 00:29:10,058 Holly's a nice little town, 514 00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:14,545 but I've spent about 75 of my Christmases here, 515 00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,927 and I've kind of seen everything. 516 00:29:18,135 --> 00:29:20,793 I wanna see something new. 517 00:29:20,828 --> 00:29:22,277 Anything wrong with that? 518 00:29:22,312 --> 00:29:24,452 Nothing, that's great. 519 00:29:24,486 --> 00:29:26,419 Yeah, sounds fun. 520 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:29,008 And if you're gonna stay over Christmas, 521 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:31,666 you know where my spare key is. 522 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:32,840 I'll be gone. 523 00:29:34,048 --> 00:29:38,190 If you wanna make God laugh, 524 00:29:38,224 --> 00:29:40,640 just tell Him your plans. 525 00:29:40,675 --> 00:29:42,573 But you have plans. 526 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:45,231 That's different, about this point, 527 00:29:45,266 --> 00:29:48,165 God and I are about the same age. 528 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,204 Grandma, cheers. 529 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:54,240 You too, Holly, Merry Christmas. 530 00:30:01,627 --> 00:30:03,077 I'm just saying that bartering 531 00:30:03,111 --> 00:30:05,942 has not been a recognized form of currency 532 00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:07,909 in about 100 years. 533 00:30:07,944 --> 00:30:09,497 I love bartering. 534 00:30:09,531 --> 00:30:11,913 I'm like the barter king of Oakland County. 535 00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:14,674 Yeah, and that's why you're gonna work until you die. 536 00:30:14,709 --> 00:30:16,159 Like why are we out here on a trail ride 537 00:30:16,193 --> 00:30:17,954 in the middle of the day? 538 00:30:17,988 --> 00:30:20,853 Chrissy offered to let us take two horses out today, 539 00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:23,338 and I said yes, simple as that. 540 00:30:23,373 --> 00:30:26,100 I personally think that it's important 541 00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:28,033 to slow down and enjoy life. 542 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,310 Don't you? 543 00:30:29,344 --> 00:30:32,382 Working until you die is not a good thing. 544 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:34,349 You have not talked to enough people 545 00:30:34,384 --> 00:30:37,836 that actually love what they do for work. 546 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:41,322 You are like the most annoying person I've ever met. 547 00:30:41,356 --> 00:30:42,530 You know what you need? 548 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:45,153 - What's that? - You need a phrase. 549 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,881 What sort of phrase? 550 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:51,021 How about good natured? 551 00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:54,783 Well, first of all, the description has to be true. 552 00:30:54,818 --> 00:30:56,613 You don't think that I'm good natured? 553 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:59,858 Second of all, my description had something more to do 554 00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:02,136 with your economic policy. 555 00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:04,863 And you don't think that barter king does the trick? 556 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,003 I was thinking something more along the lines 557 00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:09,798 of voodoo economics. 558 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,146 You know, knowing how annoying I am to you, 559 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,493 I'm surprised you didn't go with Ronald McDonald. 560 00:31:14,527 --> 00:31:15,839 Hey, if the clown shoe fits, 561 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,876 I'm not gonna stop you from wearing it. 562 00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:21,155 And by the way, 563 00:31:21,189 --> 00:31:24,330 you started this when you called me Ebeneezer to Chrissy. 564 00:31:24,365 --> 00:31:26,125 Yeah, I heard that. 565 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,437 Look, I'm sorry, 566 00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:30,854 I didn't expect that to get around to you. 567 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,960 It's okay, I like a little ingenuity 568 00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:37,136 with my insults. Mr. Christmas Tree Hugger. 569 00:31:37,171 --> 00:31:39,242 Christmas Tree Hugger? 570 00:31:39,276 --> 00:31:41,623 Yeah, I'm insulting your way of life 571 00:31:41,658 --> 00:31:43,591 while sticking to a Christmasy theme, 572 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,524 just like you did with Ebeneezer. 573 00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:46,525 That's fair. 574 00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:50,460 Yeah, so go on, do your worst. 575 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:52,669 - My worst what? - Insult. 576 00:31:56,121 --> 00:31:57,639 - Okay. - I'm waiting. 577 00:31:59,365 --> 00:32:01,091 "The Wolf of Wall Street". 578 00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:03,645 Eh, that's good, but it's not great. 579 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,581 - "Rumpelstiltskin"? - Spinning straw into gold? 580 00:32:08,616 --> 00:32:11,412 Yeah, like you know, you have a general obsession 581 00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:13,310 with material things. 582 00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:14,898 Not too bad. 583 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,212 So you're impressed? 584 00:32:18,246 --> 00:32:19,247 I am. 585 00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:20,628 You're insulted. 586 00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:22,699 Look, I'm sorry I just... 587 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,873 No, you did good. 588 00:32:24,908 --> 00:32:26,806 I asked for it, and you delivered. 589 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,033 - I have to say something. - Go on Chris Cringle. 590 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:48,207 Actions speak louder than words. 591 00:32:48,242 --> 00:32:51,245 You're insulted because it hit home, but I didn't mean to. 592 00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:52,591 You did. 593 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:55,697 But if it wasn't true then it wouldn't... 594 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:57,492 Do you wanna know what my problem is with you? 595 00:32:57,527 --> 00:32:59,598 I can tell you what my problem is. 596 00:32:59,632 --> 00:33:02,394 I seem to be stuck with a professional criticizer 597 00:33:02,428 --> 00:33:03,947 for a whole week. 598 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,570 You're messy, that's why I don't like you. 599 00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:10,298 Tell me how you really feel why don't you? 600 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:13,715 And I'll have you know, I'm a very neat person. 601 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,303 I don't mean messy like that. 602 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:17,478 I mean you're messy like Christmas. 603 00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:23,277 Because that makes so much more sense. 604 00:33:30,663 --> 00:33:32,424 Isn't this the mayor's office? 605 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,597 It is. 606 00:33:33,632 --> 00:33:34,874 What are we doing here? 607 00:33:34,909 --> 00:33:36,600 I'm dropping you off. 608 00:33:36,635 --> 00:33:38,223 You are dropping me off? 609 00:33:38,257 --> 00:33:41,122 What is it with you repeating what I say back to me. 610 00:33:41,157 --> 00:33:42,399 Why are you dropping me off? 611 00:33:42,434 --> 00:33:44,884 So that you can explain to Judge Narsh 612 00:33:44,919 --> 00:33:47,439 that he's gonna have to find someplace else for you 613 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:50,062 to do your community service. 614 00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:52,168 I make it a point not to spend time with people 615 00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:53,479 who don't like me. 616 00:33:58,450 --> 00:33:59,347 Good riddance. 617 00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:12,326 I need to speak with the judge now. 618 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,431 Look, if you wanna make an appointment with the judge, 619 00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:16,675 you're gonna have to go back down to the courthouse. 620 00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:19,022 The judge, the mayor who's ever in that office right now, 621 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,403 I need to speak to him. 622 00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:21,473 Look, it makes a difference if you wanna talk 623 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,647 to the mayor or the judge. 624 00:34:23,682 --> 00:34:26,374 I can't make appointments for the judge, only the mayor. 625 00:34:26,409 --> 00:34:28,100 Are you Holly people given a guidebook 626 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:29,619 for how to be as annoying as possible, 627 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:31,379 or are you just born with that talent? 628 00:34:31,414 --> 00:34:32,725 Us Holly people? 629 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,382 Let me tell you something little girl. 630 00:34:34,417 --> 00:34:37,627 Hi Holly, I thought I recognized your voice. 631 00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:38,559 Come on in. 632 00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,598 Throw the book at her, Judge. 633 00:34:43,633 --> 00:34:45,324 Hmm, I'd have to be able to walk down 634 00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:47,085 to the courthouse to do that. 635 00:34:51,606 --> 00:34:53,125 I just got off the phone with Henry. 636 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,230 Hmm. 637 00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:55,162 He said he had a message for you. 638 00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:56,887 Oh, I'm sure he does. 639 00:34:56,922 --> 00:35:00,822 He said the phone is a choice, Rumpelstiltskin. 640 00:35:00,857 --> 00:35:01,927 And he said you'd understand. 641 00:35:01,961 --> 00:35:03,308 Oh, I understand. 642 00:35:03,342 --> 00:35:05,172 And I understand that he's a backwards, backwater, 643 00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:06,483 black hole of a human being 644 00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:07,760 who's just slightly less annoying than the town 645 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:08,899 that he lives in. 646 00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:10,453 And you judge, jury and executioner, 647 00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:13,525 I'm gonna have you disbarred, dethroned and deactivated. 648 00:35:16,183 --> 00:35:17,563 Are you done? 649 00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:18,495 No. 650 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:21,567 Yes. 651 00:35:23,569 --> 00:35:28,091 Well then, maybe what you need is another 48 hours 652 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,644 of community service. 653 00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:33,476 Maybe that'll be enough time to get you to warm up to us. 654 00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:35,961 Another 48 hours? 655 00:35:35,995 --> 00:35:38,170 Huh, Henry was right. 656 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,723 About what? 657 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,863 He said you have this weird trait 658 00:35:41,898 --> 00:35:44,763 where you repeat back to people what they say, 659 00:35:44,797 --> 00:35:46,351 but in the form of a question 660 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,838 You can add to my community service. 661 00:35:50,872 --> 00:35:52,667 You're the mayor right now. 662 00:35:52,702 --> 00:35:56,188 Well in a backwards, 663 00:35:56,223 --> 00:35:59,018 backwater, black hole sort of town 664 00:35:59,053 --> 00:36:01,055 that is only slightly less annoying 665 00:36:01,089 --> 00:36:04,748 than the town veterinarian, it seems that I can. 666 00:36:07,441 --> 00:36:08,787 When I get outta here, I'm gonna write a book 667 00:36:08,821 --> 00:36:11,859 about this place and it is going to be a war story. 668 00:36:11,893 --> 00:36:14,482 Open yourself up to Holly. 669 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,001 Give it a chance. 670 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:17,520 You might find that the place, 671 00:36:17,554 --> 00:36:20,833 and the people will grow on you. 672 00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:22,628 Yeah, maybe like a fungus. 673 00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:25,700 Yeah, that's not the comparison I would've chosen. 674 00:36:27,012 --> 00:36:28,841 All right, so where do I go now? 675 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:30,257 Go, what do you mean? 676 00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:32,535 To finish my community service. 677 00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:34,295 Where am I going next? 678 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:35,814 Well, back to Henry of course. 679 00:36:35,848 --> 00:36:37,091 You've gotta be kidding me. 680 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,955 No, serious as a heart attack. 681 00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:40,232 That is not going to work. 682 00:36:40,267 --> 00:36:42,441 I mean, I think he doesn't like me almost 683 00:36:42,476 --> 00:36:43,925 as much as I don't like him. 684 00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:47,032 Well, you tell him that Mayor Narsh said 685 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:48,551 to embrace the humbug 686 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:52,348 until it melts into the spirit of Christmas. 687 00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:53,763 Hmm. 688 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,973 He told me he likes to call you Ebeneezer. 689 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,907 Ebeneezer and Rumpelstiltskin. 690 00:36:59,941 --> 00:37:01,909 How long were you guys on the phone for? 691 00:37:01,943 --> 00:37:03,635 Just a few minutes. 692 00:37:03,669 --> 00:37:05,844 But I told him Ebeneezer 693 00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:08,191 and Rumpelstiltskin were good choices, 694 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,331 but he should stick with the Christmas theme. 695 00:37:10,366 --> 00:37:13,472 Naturally, I couldn't resist to point out 696 00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:17,338 that he had missed the second most obvious one 697 00:37:17,373 --> 00:37:19,720 behind, of course, Ebeneezer. 698 00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:21,825 - Second most what? - Christmas insult. 699 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:24,380 - Which is? - Mr. Potter. 700 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,105 "It's a wonderful life". 701 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,900 I know Mr. Potter is. 702 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,731 You prefer Ebeneezer? 703 00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:35,391 I am not the person that this town is making me out to be. 704 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:42,121 Holly, if I didn't already know that, 705 00:37:43,468 --> 00:37:45,780 I wouldn't have sentenced you to community service. 706 00:37:50,785 --> 00:37:52,477 So on top of being a vet 707 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:55,721 and an Uber driver impersonator, you've also had a janitor. 708 00:37:55,756 --> 00:37:57,723 Good to see that your financial situation's working out 709 00:37:57,758 --> 00:37:59,553 as good as your phone situation. 710 00:37:59,587 --> 00:38:01,900 Yeah, I'm unhappy to see you too, Rumpelstiltskin. 711 00:38:01,934 --> 00:38:04,385 The unhappy feeling is mutual, Papa Noel. 712 00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:07,043 So let's see, you've already used Saint Nick, 713 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:09,183 Chris Cringle, and now Papa Noel. 714 00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:10,771 Do you wanna go ahead and get Father Christmas 715 00:38:10,805 --> 00:38:12,186 outta the way now 716 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:13,843 or do you insist on saving that one for later? 717 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,189 I'm all set for now. 718 00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:16,259 I've got a bunch more saved up for later. 719 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,674 Yeah, I doubt that. 720 00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,573 You know, you are not the brightest blinking bulb 721 00:38:19,607 --> 00:38:20,781 on the Christmas tree. 722 00:38:20,815 --> 00:38:22,161 Very alliterative. 723 00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:23,887 Alliteration not your thing? 724 00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:26,338 Try this, you're not the sharpest tool in Santa's workshop. 725 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,477 Nah. 726 00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:29,134 So anyway, Mudge Narsh. 727 00:38:29,168 --> 00:38:32,137 - Mudge? - Mayor, judge, mudge. 728 00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:34,450 Mudge, got it, that's actually not bad. 729 00:38:34,484 --> 00:38:35,554 Try to keep up. 730 00:38:35,589 --> 00:38:37,107 So anyway, Mudge Narsh has ordained 731 00:38:37,142 --> 00:38:38,730 that I continue my community service 732 00:38:38,764 --> 00:38:40,939 despite my intense objections. 733 00:38:40,973 --> 00:38:42,320 And mine. 734 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,148 So that just means we're gonna have to try it 735 00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:44,701 and get along. 736 00:38:44,736 --> 00:38:46,807 Yeah, but I don't get along well with entitled people. 737 00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:47,980 And I'd rather spend my week 738 00:38:48,015 --> 00:38:49,706 with you Yukon Cornelius than you. 739 00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:51,708 Who in the world is Yukon Cornelius? 740 00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:52,951 He's the prospector guy 741 00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:54,332 from "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer". 742 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,506 I was just trying to make an insult in the form 743 00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,163 of Christmas Cannon. 744 00:38:58,197 --> 00:38:59,337 You know, extra credit to you 745 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,235 for kind of pulling that one off. 746 00:39:01,269 --> 00:39:02,823 Hey, wait a sec. 747 00:39:02,857 --> 00:39:04,411 What? 748 00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:06,136 Isn't he the one that's obsessed with silver and gold? 749 00:39:06,171 --> 00:39:08,863 I think he even sings a song about it. 750 00:39:08,898 --> 00:39:11,487 You've got a top graduate from a top university. 751 00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:12,798 What do you need me to do? 752 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:15,801 - Hmm, funny you should ask. - What's this? 753 00:39:15,836 --> 00:39:17,458 That is a broom. 754 00:39:17,493 --> 00:39:19,840 People generally use 'em for sweeping. 755 00:39:19,874 --> 00:39:21,359 This is ridiculous, I'm a doctor. 756 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:23,982 Welcome to the janitorial crew. 757 00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:28,158 You'll find cleaning supplies in the bathroom closet. 758 00:39:30,575 --> 00:39:33,198 - What's this? - Those are keys. 759 00:39:33,232 --> 00:39:37,547 People generally use 'em for locking and unlocking doors. 760 00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:38,859 Where are you going? 761 00:39:38,893 --> 00:39:41,620 To the trailer park in your imagination. 762 00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:44,105 - What? - To my home. 763 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:47,212 Be sure to lock up when you leave and do a good job. 764 00:39:47,246 --> 00:39:50,560 Wouldn't wanna have to make a bad report to Judge Narsh. 765 00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:52,838 You know, Yukon Cornelius has bigger biceps 766 00:39:52,873 --> 00:39:54,322 than your noodly arms. 767 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:57,912 Goodnight. 768 00:40:01,744 --> 00:40:05,403 I need to get you and Henry your own personal tickets 769 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:07,853 for a rumble seat. 770 00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:09,821 What's a rumble seat? 771 00:40:09,855 --> 00:40:13,411 Oh, I saw my great niece yesterday, 772 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,759 and I told her she was bouncing around like a pinball. 773 00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:18,830 Guess what she said? 774 00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:20,176 What? 775 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,384 What's a pinball? 776 00:40:22,696 --> 00:40:24,629 Oh my gosh. 777 00:40:24,663 --> 00:40:27,390 Nevermind what a rumble seat is. 778 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,945 I was just trying to tell you that opposites attract. 779 00:40:32,153 --> 00:40:34,052 You are wrong about us. 780 00:40:35,881 --> 00:40:38,194 I used to have a coffee mug that said, 781 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:41,577 "I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken." 782 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,961 Grandpa Williams got it for me for Christmas, one year. 783 00:40:49,826 --> 00:40:52,760 We all know how smart Grandpa Williams was, 784 00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:55,522 because he married me. 785 00:40:57,662 --> 00:41:01,182 Do you mind if I ask what happened? 786 00:41:01,217 --> 00:41:04,013 One of the grandkids knocked it off the table, 787 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:06,843 shattered it into 100 pieces. 788 00:41:06,878 --> 00:41:09,432 - I meant. - I know what you meant. 789 00:41:10,571 --> 00:41:14,230 We had over 50 years of a good marriage, 790 00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:15,611 and then he passed. 791 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,785 I'm sorry. 792 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:20,616 Don't be, most people aren't as lucky. 793 00:41:21,617 --> 00:41:23,550 They pick the wrong partner. 794 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:26,794 You don't know anything about Henry and me. 795 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:30,626 And even if you were right, which you aren't, 796 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,490 I'll be leaving in a few days. 797 00:41:33,836 --> 00:41:36,321 The way you're racking up time, Missy, 798 00:41:36,355 --> 00:41:38,668 you'll still be here around New Year's. 799 00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:40,428 If I rack up any more time, 800 00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:43,880 I will be contacting the Attorney General. 801 00:41:43,915 --> 00:41:47,021 Instead of contacting the Attorney General, 802 00:41:47,056 --> 00:41:49,921 why don't you spend some time figuring out 803 00:41:49,955 --> 00:41:51,957 why you're so afraid of Henry? 804 00:41:52,924 --> 00:41:55,236 You think Henry scares me? 805 00:41:55,271 --> 00:41:59,068 What's interesting to me is that you are starting 806 00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,345 to scare him back. 807 00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:01,519 I doubt that. 808 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:05,626 Why don't you try being nice to Henry 809 00:42:05,661 --> 00:42:07,525 and see what happens? 810 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:09,699 Because I don't like him. 811 00:42:13,703 --> 00:42:17,569 You know what George Burns says about living a long life? 812 00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:20,261 Who is George Burns? 813 00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:23,230 Lord have mercy on my pitiful soul. 814 00:42:23,264 --> 00:42:26,060 I'm kidding, I do know who George Burns is. 815 00:42:26,095 --> 00:42:29,374 Thank heaven for small miracles. 816 00:42:29,408 --> 00:42:34,241 So what did George Burns say the secret to a long life is? 817 00:42:34,275 --> 00:42:36,968 He said he ate everything. 818 00:42:37,002 --> 00:42:39,695 If he didn't like it, he put ketchup on it. 819 00:42:39,729 --> 00:42:43,008 You know, that is pretty good advice. 820 00:42:43,043 --> 00:42:45,735 You know what I say a secret to long life is? 821 00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:46,633 What? 822 00:42:47,461 --> 00:42:49,359 Be nice to everyone. 823 00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:56,953 You know, that is pretty good advice. 824 00:42:56,988 --> 00:42:58,955 Try it out on Henry today, 825 00:42:58,990 --> 00:43:01,095 and everyone you meet. 826 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:02,994 You might be surprised. 827 00:43:16,524 --> 00:43:18,526 Good morning. 828 00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:21,840 - Good morning. - So I was thinking 829 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,222 that we could do something a little different today. 830 00:43:24,256 --> 00:43:26,604 Maybe you could take me on a tour around Holly. 831 00:43:27,777 --> 00:43:29,089 - Really? - Hmm-hmm. 832 00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:32,955 Well, no appointments until late this afternoon. 833 00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:36,268 And if there's an emergency, I can always be reached on my- 834 00:43:36,303 --> 00:43:37,580 Pager? 835 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,755 My phone is a choice. 836 00:43:39,789 --> 00:43:41,239 Okay, fine, fine. 837 00:43:41,273 --> 00:43:42,102 Go on, explain. 838 00:43:42,136 --> 00:43:43,724 I know you're dying to. 839 00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:46,624 - Explain what? - Why you have a flip phone. 840 00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:50,455 Life is too short to give so much of it to the internet. 841 00:43:50,489 --> 00:43:51,870 So like how do you get around? 842 00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:53,976 Do you have like a map? 843 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,426 I have a GPS. 844 00:43:56,461 --> 00:43:58,394 They still make those? 845 00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:00,983 I mean, the box did say for marine use only 846 00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:04,469 and it tends to steer me towards rivers. 847 00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:07,506 Okay, boss, ready to go? 848 00:44:08,404 --> 00:44:09,301 Boss? 849 00:44:10,268 --> 00:44:11,165 Come here. 850 00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:14,065 Do you have a temperature? - Mm-mm. 851 00:44:15,342 --> 00:44:17,275 - Concussion? - Mm-mm. 852 00:44:17,309 --> 00:44:19,898 Did you eat some unmarked brownies? 853 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:21,175 Well, they were marked, 854 00:44:21,210 --> 00:44:22,763 but it did say, "For glaucoma use only." 855 00:44:22,798 --> 00:44:25,110 - Did you eat them? - No. 856 00:44:25,145 --> 00:44:29,563 Hmm, so you've been replaced with a super intelligent 857 00:44:29,597 --> 00:44:31,151 and lifelike AI. 858 00:44:31,185 --> 00:44:32,428 Stop it. 859 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:36,328 You have a nice smile. 860 00:44:37,295 --> 00:44:38,227 Thank you. 861 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,126 Coney Island? 862 00:44:41,161 --> 00:44:42,645 The place where you dined and dashed? 863 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,371 I did not dine and dash. 864 00:44:44,405 --> 00:44:47,029 - Did you eat? - Yes. 865 00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:48,927 Did you pay? 866 00:44:48,962 --> 00:44:52,759 I tried, very strenuously I might add. 867 00:44:52,793 --> 00:44:54,553 So you didn't pay. 868 00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:58,730 Okay, do you have the address 869 00:44:58,765 --> 00:45:01,940 so I can like put it in my GPS on my phone? 870 00:45:03,252 --> 00:45:04,909 You are not gonna let the phone thing go are you? 871 00:45:04,943 --> 00:45:06,048 Nope. 872 00:45:06,082 --> 00:45:07,394 Just come on. 873 00:45:07,428 --> 00:45:09,637 I don't need a GPS to get us around Holly. 874 00:45:17,473 --> 00:45:19,820 Henry, Henry, how you do Henry? 875 00:45:19,855 --> 00:45:22,098 Hey Niko, how's it going? 876 00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:24,652 And I don't think we officially met yet, 877 00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:28,139 but I did give you nickname so I can tell your story better. 878 00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:31,659 - Oh yeah, what's that? - Cash Only. 879 00:45:31,694 --> 00:45:34,904 My real name is Holly. 880 00:45:34,939 --> 00:45:39,081 Oh, do you mind if I keep calling you Cash Only 881 00:45:39,115 --> 00:45:40,427 when I tell your story? 882 00:45:40,461 --> 00:45:41,877 It makes it more fun. 883 00:45:41,911 --> 00:45:43,430 Not at all. 884 00:45:43,464 --> 00:45:47,227 And I believe that this will cover my debt, 885 00:45:47,261 --> 00:45:49,643 and something a little extra for the waitress. 886 00:45:49,677 --> 00:45:52,750 Thank you, Robin will really appreciate. 887 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:56,512 So what are your kids doing today? 888 00:45:56,546 --> 00:46:00,136 Well, I am on my apology tour. 889 00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:01,034 You are? 890 00:46:02,345 --> 00:46:05,383 And I figured since this is where it all began, 891 00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:07,316 I'm sorry, Niko. 892 00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:08,904 Can we start over? 893 00:46:08,938 --> 00:46:10,250 All in past. 894 00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:12,977 Can I get you something to eat? 895 00:46:13,011 --> 00:46:14,633 I ate. 896 00:46:14,668 --> 00:46:18,051 Tea, piece of baklava, rice pudding? 897 00:46:18,085 --> 00:46:18,948 Perfect. 898 00:46:23,021 --> 00:46:28,061 You know, long time to ago, I knew some guy 899 00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:30,546 who couldn't say I'm sorry. 900 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,410 His name was Vasili. 901 00:46:32,444 --> 00:46:36,276 But everybody around here call him Just North, 902 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,726 because every time he did job, 903 00:46:38,761 --> 00:46:40,970 he did just north to get by. 904 00:46:42,247 --> 00:46:46,838 Now that I think, Vasili had many problems in life. 905 00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:50,704 - What happened to him? - The dogs, they get him. 906 00:46:50,738 --> 00:46:53,776 Oh, that's grizzly. 907 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,985 No, no, I don't mean they eat him. 908 00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:59,333 I mean, he took trip down to the Florida. 909 00:46:59,368 --> 00:47:04,097 He took out big debit, debt, about how you say before? 910 00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:05,339 Oh, debt. 911 00:47:05,374 --> 00:47:08,101 Debt, yes, betting on the dog races. 912 00:47:08,135 --> 00:47:11,000 After that, he had to skip the country. 913 00:47:11,035 --> 00:47:15,418 Now, I think he's on Greek Island somewhere. 914 00:47:15,453 --> 00:47:17,835 He sounds like a colorful character. 915 00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:20,147 Ah, you want to hear about colorful character? 916 00:47:20,182 --> 00:47:22,391 Let me tell you about Pythonus Pete. 917 00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:23,668 Pete used to like 918 00:47:23,702 --> 00:47:27,327 to wrestle big pythonus snakes for fun. 919 00:47:27,361 --> 00:47:28,328 Talk about crazy! 920 00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:29,674 She moved to the Texas, 921 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:31,538 but then one day she pop up on the TV set, 922 00:47:31,572 --> 00:47:35,611 water skating in that same big hat with the red feathers. 923 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:38,200 If that don't beat everything. 924 00:47:38,234 --> 00:47:40,236 Niko, I think I could talk to you 925 00:47:40,271 --> 00:47:42,825 for like two or three years. 926 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:46,864 Eh, after two or three months, I start to repeat myself. 927 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:49,970 - I wouldn't mind. - Oh, thank you Ms. Holly. 928 00:47:50,005 --> 00:47:51,489 That's very sweet of you. 929 00:47:53,422 --> 00:47:57,460 - I prefer Cash Only. - Yes ma'am, Cash Only. 930 00:48:00,256 --> 00:48:04,502 And again, I'm so sorry, Niko, please forgive me. 931 00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:08,920 - Oh, everything's okay. - Can we start over? 932 00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:10,888 Of course, no problems. 933 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:16,238 So tell me, are you going to be staying 934 00:48:16,272 --> 00:48:17,825 with us through Christmas? 935 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:20,345 That is the mayor's plan for you, you know. 936 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,934 I will be in LA long before that. 937 00:48:25,005 --> 00:48:27,421 My gosh, what is a girl like you going to do down 938 00:48:27,456 --> 00:48:29,561 in lower Alabama? 939 00:48:29,596 --> 00:48:34,256 Not lower Alabama, LA, Los Angeles, LA. 940 00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:35,843 - California? - Mm-mm. 941 00:48:35,878 --> 00:48:37,707 That's even worse, oh my gosh. 942 00:48:37,742 --> 00:48:41,228 You've gotta do something, intervene. 943 00:48:41,263 --> 00:48:42,298 Intervene? 944 00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:43,990 I'm a veterinarian. 945 00:48:44,024 --> 00:48:45,025 What do you want me to do? 946 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,096 Fit her for a neck cone? 947 00:48:47,131 --> 00:48:47,994 If it'll work. 948 00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:49,202 That will not work. 949 00:48:49,236 --> 00:48:50,410 I could rock a neck cone. 950 00:48:50,444 --> 00:48:51,894 - Mm. - mm-mm. 951 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,864 You know, all it's going to take is one Christmas, 952 00:48:56,899 --> 00:48:58,763 one Christmas for you 953 00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:01,386 to understand the kind of magic we have right here 954 00:49:01,421 --> 00:49:02,836 in this little town. 955 00:49:02,870 --> 00:49:04,803 Believe me, I'm definitely starting 956 00:49:04,838 --> 00:49:08,221 to experience the magic of this little town just fine. 957 00:49:08,255 --> 00:49:09,774 But she has to leave 958 00:49:09,808 --> 00:49:13,053 because she has a 15 year plan that involves retirement 959 00:49:13,088 --> 00:49:16,332 and something about a Disney movie. 960 00:49:16,367 --> 00:49:18,645 What did I tell you about the Disney jokes? 961 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,684 Weren't you the one who tried 962 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,893 to pay my bill the other day? 963 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,688 I am, yes. 964 00:49:27,723 --> 00:49:29,794 And wasn't I the one? 965 00:49:29,828 --> 00:49:32,279 You were not very appreciative. 966 00:49:32,314 --> 00:49:36,490 Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm Holly. 967 00:49:38,182 --> 00:49:41,323 I'm William, Bill. 968 00:49:41,357 --> 00:49:43,497 It's so nice to officially meet you. 969 00:49:44,671 --> 00:49:46,880 It's nice to meet you too, Bill. 970 00:49:46,914 --> 00:49:48,951 I really have to go though. 971 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:52,265 I've gotta run right home to see the Mrs, if you will. 972 00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:55,130 And I'm sorry I was so rude to you. 973 00:49:56,372 --> 00:49:58,892 Oh, that's okay. 974 00:49:58,926 --> 00:50:03,828 Everyone has a bad day or two every now and then, 975 00:50:03,862 --> 00:50:05,726 even Two Shoes here. 976 00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:07,004 Two Shoes? 977 00:50:10,593 --> 00:50:13,182 Cash only, I'd like to introduce you 978 00:50:13,217 --> 00:50:15,805 to Goodie Little Two Shoes. 979 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,119 Oh, [chuckling] a nickname. 980 00:50:19,154 --> 00:50:20,672 I like it. 981 00:50:20,707 --> 00:50:21,708 See you, guys. 982 00:50:25,229 --> 00:50:27,369 So where to now, Cash Only? 983 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:38,414 Oh boy, it's the Ms. You Holly People girl again. 984 00:50:39,726 --> 00:50:41,003 Well, actually people around here have taken 985 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,522 to calling me Cash Only. 986 00:50:42,556 --> 00:50:43,902 What? 987 00:50:43,937 --> 00:50:46,664 I think we met like three times already. 988 00:50:46,698 --> 00:50:51,082 And I have yet to ask your name, and I'm sorry for that. 989 00:50:52,359 --> 00:50:53,981 I'm Sandra. 990 00:50:54,016 --> 00:50:55,466 Nice to meet you. 991 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:57,985 I'm Holly, or as Niko likes to call me, Cash Only. 992 00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:00,298 Does Niko have a nickname for you too? 993 00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:01,713 Yes, he does. 994 00:51:01,748 --> 00:51:04,751 He calls me Lady Jane Gray. 995 00:51:04,785 --> 00:51:06,235 Do I know her? 996 00:51:06,270 --> 00:51:09,031 Well, she was the Queen of England for nine days, 997 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,620 but that's not why he calls me that. 998 00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:14,312 I'm also the Chef at the Holly Hotel. 999 00:51:14,347 --> 00:51:15,520 And every time he comes in, 1000 00:51:15,555 --> 00:51:18,834 I serve him a cup of lady gray tea. 1001 00:51:18,868 --> 00:51:20,663 Well, I am sure she was a beautiful woman, 1002 00:51:20,698 --> 00:51:22,941 and you are too. - Thank you. 1003 00:51:24,253 --> 00:51:25,151 Well, the mayor's in. 1004 00:51:25,185 --> 00:51:26,428 Would you like to see him? 1005 00:51:26,462 --> 00:51:29,086 No, actually, I'm here to talk to you. 1006 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,639 Me? 1007 00:51:30,673 --> 00:51:33,469 Yeah, Two Shoes over here is escorting me around town 1008 00:51:33,504 --> 00:51:36,300 to make amends for my terrible rudeness. 1009 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:39,751 And I acted way outta line and was super rude. 1010 00:51:39,786 --> 00:51:43,617 And that, "You Holly people" comment 1011 00:51:43,652 --> 00:51:47,000 that I so callously called you is not true. 1012 00:51:47,034 --> 00:51:49,140 You Holly people are actually very nice, 1013 00:51:49,175 --> 00:51:53,558 and I hope that you can accept my sincere apology. 1014 00:51:53,593 --> 00:51:55,664 Absolutely not. 1015 00:51:58,977 --> 00:52:03,465 Of course, I understand. 1016 00:52:04,811 --> 00:52:09,229 We Holly people, we don't just accept apologies. 1017 00:52:10,403 --> 00:52:12,336 We also hug it out. 1018 00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:13,371 Oh, okay. 1019 00:52:17,858 --> 00:52:20,033 Girl, you better hug me like you mean it. 1020 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:23,381 Oh, man. 1021 00:52:23,416 --> 00:52:26,212 Holly, I am so glad you're here if you have a few minutes. 1022 00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:28,490 Yeah, I'm actually on Henry's clock today. 1023 00:52:28,524 --> 00:52:32,218 He's taking me around town to apologize to everyone, but... 1024 00:52:33,357 --> 00:52:35,842 Go ahead, I gotta make a phone call. 1025 00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:38,396 Still a choice. 1026 00:52:45,023 --> 00:52:49,131 - Apology accepted. - I haven't even started. 1027 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,891 Apology accepted. 1028 00:52:50,926 --> 00:52:52,893 Now, think about staying. 1029 00:52:52,928 --> 00:52:55,241 I have a feeling about you in this town. 1030 00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:56,518 Believe me, I would love to stay, 1031 00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:58,554 but I start my new job in LA on Monday 1032 00:52:58,589 --> 00:53:00,418 and a whole new chapter of my life. 1033 00:53:01,764 --> 00:53:04,733 Well, think about at least staying for Christmas. 1034 00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:06,907 I have to be in the new office on Monday. 1035 00:53:06,942 --> 00:53:08,219 I don't even know if I have enough time 1036 00:53:08,254 --> 00:53:09,841 to finish my community service. 1037 00:53:09,876 --> 00:53:11,843 You know, I could always add to your sentence, 1038 00:53:11,878 --> 00:53:15,261 but I won't, that wouldn't be fair. 1039 00:53:15,295 --> 00:53:18,229 So you just finish your days and who knows? 1040 00:53:21,163 --> 00:53:24,615 You have a nice town, but I'm just passing through. 1041 00:53:24,649 --> 00:53:26,755 If you ever want to come back to Holly, 1042 00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,378 and finish what we started this Christmas, 1043 00:53:29,413 --> 00:53:31,932 please know that you will always be welcome here. 1044 00:53:35,142 --> 00:53:36,799 What are we doing here? 1045 00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:38,353 Did you forget something? 1046 00:53:38,387 --> 00:53:39,216 No. 1047 00:53:40,493 --> 00:53:42,805 But you said that we're making one last stop 1048 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,738 on your apology tour. 1049 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:47,569 You are my last stop. 1050 00:53:48,811 --> 00:53:50,399 I see. 1051 00:53:50,434 --> 00:53:54,714 Look Holly, I have some apologizing to do too. 1052 00:53:54,748 --> 00:53:59,477 - No, hang on, I'm doing this. - Let me make you a deal. 1053 00:53:59,512 --> 00:54:01,997 Does this deal involve either one of us apologizing 1054 00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,136 to each other. 1055 00:54:03,170 --> 00:54:05,552 - It does. - Then I'm listening. 1056 00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:10,971 What if I took you to dinner tonight at the Holly Hotel? 1057 00:54:12,145 --> 00:54:14,561 Are you asking me out like on a date? 1058 00:54:15,769 --> 00:54:20,567 - Yeah, yes I am. - This is weird. 1059 00:54:20,602 --> 00:54:23,052 It was just an idea, like we don't... 1060 00:54:23,087 --> 00:54:25,503 No, no, no, sorry, not you, you're not weird. 1061 00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:28,403 It's just everything is apps and swipe left, swipe right. 1062 00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:31,337 And I don't think I've ever actually been asked on a date 1063 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,442 before in my entire life. 1064 00:54:35,341 --> 00:54:37,998 I don't mean to be a stickler for details here, 1065 00:54:38,033 --> 00:54:40,760 but are you saying yes or no? 1066 00:54:41,899 --> 00:54:44,177 I am saying yes. 1067 00:54:44,211 --> 00:54:47,076 It is like your words have cast a spell on me, 1068 00:54:47,111 --> 00:54:50,632 and I just follow kindness wherever it leads. 1069 00:54:50,666 --> 00:54:54,083 Well, I wish kindness would lead me to Pat Sajak. 1070 00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:58,018 I haven't felt this free in years. 1071 00:54:59,261 --> 00:55:02,540 The feeling is free, but the advice is not. 1072 00:55:02,575 --> 00:55:06,337 It'll show up on your bill right under room service 1073 00:55:06,372 --> 00:55:08,512 and local taxes. 1074 00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,307 Well, it'll be worth every penny. 1075 00:55:11,377 --> 00:55:13,240 Pennies, I don't know 1076 00:55:13,275 --> 00:55:15,277 who you've been getting your advice from, 1077 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:20,317 but my advice will cost you several Benjamin Franklins. 1078 00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:22,905 Do you just have a notebook 1079 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,873 where you jot down one-liners? 1080 00:55:24,907 --> 00:55:27,565 Lucille Ball's got nothing on me. 1081 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,187 Who's Lucille Ball? 1082 00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:33,813 Oh goodness, oh, wait a minute, are you kidding me? 1083 00:55:33,847 --> 00:55:34,814 I am. 1084 00:55:35,677 --> 00:55:36,712 - I like you. - Aw. 1085 00:55:38,438 --> 00:55:42,373 Oh, that is Henry, and he wants me to come outside. 1086 00:55:42,408 --> 00:55:45,031 It was my idea by the way. 1087 00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:46,688 I have connections. 1088 00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:49,104 What was your idea? 1089 00:55:50,174 --> 00:55:52,728 He wasn't for it at the beginning, 1090 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,975 but I told him to wait and see how the day went. 1091 00:55:59,010 --> 00:56:02,289 And now, he's all for it. 1092 00:56:02,324 --> 00:56:04,119 All for what? 1093 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:07,398 I got you and Henry a rumble seat for Christmas. 1094 00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:09,089 A rumble seat? 1095 00:56:09,124 --> 00:56:11,126 Well, the closest thing to it. 1096 00:56:12,438 --> 00:56:16,890 Enjoy your evening, let kindness be your guide. 1097 00:56:16,925 --> 00:56:21,964 And if it leads you to Pat Sajak, give him my address. 1098 00:56:32,941 --> 00:56:33,873 This is- 1099 00:56:35,219 --> 00:56:37,739 I know, the small town is silly, but... 1100 00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:39,775 It's really nice. 1101 00:56:39,810 --> 00:56:42,709 I was just gonna say that it's really nice. 1102 00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:11,531 So I feel rude for not asking before, but where is home? 1103 00:57:11,566 --> 00:57:12,981 Take a guess. 1104 00:57:13,015 --> 00:57:16,674 Let's see, you were driving through Michigan to LA, 1105 00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:20,471 so I'm guessing you cut across from New York? 1106 00:57:20,506 --> 00:57:22,024 Nope. 1107 00:57:22,059 --> 00:57:24,441 Okay, that was the obvious one. 1108 00:57:25,718 --> 00:57:27,513 I haven't heard an accent on the Os, 1109 00:57:27,547 --> 00:57:30,585 but are you Canadian coming down from Toronto? 1110 00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:33,242 It's a really nice city, but I've only visited. 1111 00:57:34,416 --> 00:57:35,935 Okay, I give. 1112 00:57:35,969 --> 00:57:40,077 Crystal Falls, Michigan, population 1,958. 1113 00:57:41,527 --> 00:57:43,977 What, in the upper peninsula? 1114 00:57:44,012 --> 00:57:44,909 But you told everyone that- 1115 00:57:44,944 --> 00:57:46,255 No, I didn't. 1116 00:57:46,290 --> 00:57:47,567 Nobody ever asked. 1117 00:57:47,602 --> 00:57:49,293 Everyone just assumed. 1118 00:57:50,536 --> 00:57:53,193 Wow, so you really have learned about horses 1119 00:57:53,228 --> 00:57:54,988 Mm-mm, and sled dogs too. 1120 00:57:55,023 --> 00:57:59,993 Wow, so your parents still live up there too, I assume? 1121 00:58:00,028 --> 00:58:03,480 They passed, auto accident. 1122 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:06,275 Holly, I'm so sorry to hear that. 1123 00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:10,866 It was 11 years ago, Christmas Eve. 1124 00:58:10,901 --> 00:58:14,801 Holly, that is terrible, I'm so sorry. 1125 00:58:14,836 --> 00:58:16,113 I don't wanna hear it. 1126 00:58:16,147 --> 00:58:19,392 You're a veterinarian, not a psychologist. 1127 00:58:19,426 --> 00:58:24,190 Fair enough, but really, I am so sorry to hear that. 1128 00:58:24,224 --> 00:58:26,433 All right, I got a hard one for you. 1129 00:58:26,468 --> 00:58:27,676 Are you ready? 1130 00:58:27,711 --> 00:58:29,920 Seems entirely fair. 1131 00:58:29,954 --> 00:58:32,025 Have you always wanted to be a veterinarian 1132 00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:33,440 or was med school too hard? 1133 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:36,789 You do not pull the punches, do you? 1134 00:58:36,823 --> 00:58:38,894 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. 1135 00:58:38,929 --> 00:58:40,758 You know, I feel like a new nickname 1136 00:58:40,793 --> 00:58:42,104 might be in the works. 1137 00:58:42,139 --> 00:58:44,417 Uh-uh, I earned Cash Only fair and square. 1138 00:58:46,419 --> 00:58:48,628 And I feel like you're avoiding my question. 1139 00:58:50,009 --> 00:58:51,976 I wanted to be a vet since I saw the man 1140 00:58:52,011 --> 00:58:53,840 from "Snowy River" for the first time 1141 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,186 when I was seven years old. 1142 00:58:55,221 --> 00:58:56,256 - I love that movie! - You know it? 1143 00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:57,464 Yes. 1144 00:58:57,499 --> 00:58:58,707 Yeah. I'll never forget him taking 1145 00:58:58,742 --> 00:59:00,053 that horse over the edge of the cliff. 1146 00:59:00,088 --> 00:59:02,435 Ugh, I get chills just thinking about it. 1147 00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:06,750 So? 1148 00:59:06,784 --> 00:59:07,958 So? 1149 00:59:07,992 --> 00:59:09,787 Are you gonna ask me? 1150 00:59:09,822 --> 00:59:12,169 I feel like you shared a lot already. 1151 00:59:12,203 --> 00:59:13,515 I mean, don't get me wrong, 1152 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,172 I'd like to know if you'd like to tell me. 1153 00:59:15,206 --> 00:59:18,278 I just didn't wanna put you on the spot again. 1154 00:59:18,313 --> 00:59:21,074 It was always about the animals. 1155 00:59:21,109 --> 00:59:22,731 I'm even a vegetarian. 1156 00:59:24,008 --> 00:59:27,011 But since the accident, I needed to get outta town 1157 00:59:27,046 --> 00:59:30,118 and that means money. 1158 00:59:30,152 --> 00:59:33,466 I'm not gonna barter for my milk and my eggs. 1159 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:35,468 So the canine plastic surgery thing 1160 00:59:35,502 --> 00:59:37,021 actually makes sense now. 1161 00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:42,061 I left for college when I was 18, 1162 00:59:42,095 --> 00:59:44,891 and I haven't been back since, 1163 00:59:44,926 --> 00:59:46,928 but I'm LA bound now, baby. 1164 00:59:48,239 --> 00:59:50,345 But you don't really know if working with animals 1165 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:52,105 is your job or your passion. 1166 00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:54,004 I love animals, 1167 00:59:54,038 --> 00:59:56,006 But the plastic surgery part. 1168 00:59:58,077 --> 01:00:00,251 I don't know, it's be really scary 1169 01:00:00,286 --> 01:00:03,358 to spend your entire adult life pursuing something 1170 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:05,325 that might not be your passion. 1171 01:00:08,259 --> 01:00:10,261 Okay, now let me ask you something else, 1172 01:00:10,296 --> 01:00:12,609 and I'm hoping this will be an easy one. 1173 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,922 - Yes. - Guess what? 1174 01:00:15,957 --> 01:00:18,442 I do believe in Santa Claus. 1175 01:00:18,476 --> 01:00:20,375 That wasn't the question. 1176 01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,135 Wait a minute, you're telling me there are people 1177 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:23,861 that don't believe in Santa Claus? 1178 01:00:23,896 --> 01:00:25,656 I know, the Baldwin brothers. 1179 01:00:25,691 --> 01:00:27,589 It hasn't been independently verified, 1180 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:30,005 but the media's going crazy with it. 1181 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,698 I will never watch "The Hunt for Red October" again. 1182 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:34,182 - Which one's in that? - Alec. 1183 01:00:34,216 --> 01:00:36,253 And don't think that you're avoiding my question. 1184 01:00:36,287 --> 01:00:39,497 Oh, but I put so much effort into being avoidant. 1185 01:00:39,532 --> 01:00:41,638 Okay, what if I flash you my puppy dog eyes. 1186 01:00:42,846 --> 01:00:44,641 That looks more like acid reflux. 1187 01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:46,056 Ugh, this is why you're single. 1188 01:00:46,090 --> 01:00:47,195 Who says I'm single? 1189 01:00:47,229 --> 01:00:48,368 The antique phone of yours, 1190 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:50,439 you can't download any dating apps. 1191 01:00:50,474 --> 01:00:53,788 - The phone is a choice. - Yeah, a choice to be single. 1192 01:00:55,203 --> 01:00:57,930 - Okay, here's my question. - Okay. 1193 01:00:57,964 --> 01:00:59,863 I've really enjoyed talking to you, 1194 01:00:59,897 --> 01:01:01,485 and I'm hoping you'll have dinner with me 1195 01:01:01,519 --> 01:01:02,935 at the Holly Hotel tonight. 1196 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:07,387 - Of course. - Great. 1197 01:01:07,422 --> 01:01:09,148 I do have one more question for you though. 1198 01:01:09,182 --> 01:01:11,909 - Yeah, what's that? - How are we getting home? 1199 01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:18,364 Does Grandma Williams still drive? 1200 01:01:18,398 --> 01:01:19,814 Heaven help us. 1201 01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:22,782 Hey, you could always give your friend Ryan a call. 1202 01:01:33,034 --> 01:01:36,106 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1203 01:01:57,265 --> 01:01:59,129 You have a good day. 1204 01:02:50,111 --> 01:02:52,354 I'm sorry, I have to take this. 1205 01:02:52,389 --> 01:02:54,667 Would you excuse me for a second? 1206 01:02:54,701 --> 01:02:56,255 Yeah, of course. 1207 01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:03,849 Hello, this is Holly. 1208 01:03:03,883 --> 01:03:05,505 Holly, Dr. Martin here. 1209 01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:07,611 Oh yes, hello. 1210 01:03:07,645 --> 01:03:10,441 I have Monday written down as your start date. 1211 01:03:10,476 --> 01:03:12,064 Yes ma'am, that's right. 1212 01:03:12,098 --> 01:03:15,239 You have a very big client coming in on Friday. 1213 01:03:15,274 --> 01:03:17,759 I can't say who, but let's just say she works 1214 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,417 for a certain mouse in Florida. 1215 01:03:21,556 --> 01:03:23,972 So let's have you start on Friday instead. 1216 01:03:24,007 --> 01:03:25,594 - Oh, well- - All right, good. 1217 01:03:25,629 --> 01:03:27,251 See you then. 1218 01:03:27,286 --> 01:03:30,634 Hello, hello? 1219 01:03:46,029 --> 01:03:50,827 Henry, the phone call, 1220 01:03:52,794 --> 01:03:56,073 I just want you to know what a magical week I've had. 1221 01:03:56,108 --> 01:03:57,972 I mean, this town, 1222 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:03,287 and you, mostly you. 1223 01:04:03,322 --> 01:04:05,772 Hey, for me too. 1224 01:04:05,807 --> 01:04:08,396 I mean, you love animals. 1225 01:04:08,430 --> 01:04:10,812 You are so beautiful. 1226 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:14,712 You're fun, you have a wonderful heart. 1227 01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:18,647 I'm 100% falling for you. 1228 01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:24,067 Sorry, is it something that I said? 1229 01:04:24,101 --> 01:04:26,863 Am I somehow misreading this? 1230 01:04:26,897 --> 01:04:28,209 No, you didn't. 1231 01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:29,624 You did everything right. 1232 01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:31,177 You said everything right. 1233 01:04:37,632 --> 01:04:40,462 And now, I have to go. 1234 01:04:40,497 --> 01:04:41,394 Holly? 1235 01:04:43,051 --> 01:04:44,052 Holly? 1236 01:04:44,087 --> 01:04:47,814 ♪ Is it too good to be true ♪ 1237 01:04:49,782 --> 01:04:51,266 Dear Grandma Williams, 1238 01:04:51,301 --> 01:04:53,268 thank you for becoming such a dear friend 1239 01:04:53,303 --> 01:04:55,305 in such a short time. 1240 01:04:55,339 --> 01:04:57,169 If you are right about kindness, 1241 01:04:57,203 --> 01:04:59,516 then I know the kindest thing for me to do right now 1242 01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:01,138 is to leave. 1243 01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,002 Henry can never be my Grandpa Williams 1244 01:05:03,037 --> 01:05:05,591 because our lives are just too different. 1245 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:08,456 Continuing to spend time with him is confusing the fact 1246 01:05:08,490 --> 01:05:10,078 for both of us. 1247 01:05:10,113 --> 01:05:12,632 Love always, Cash Only. 1248 01:05:12,667 --> 01:05:15,152 PS, I hope you like the Christmas present. 1249 01:05:15,187 --> 01:05:17,430 Grandpa Williams would approve. 1250 01:05:41,178 --> 01:05:44,388 Hold your horses, I'm working on it. 1251 01:05:51,326 --> 01:05:52,707 Can I come in? 1252 01:05:56,711 --> 01:05:58,540 So does that mean I'm free to go? 1253 01:05:59,852 --> 01:06:02,130 Actually, just between you and me, 1254 01:06:02,165 --> 01:06:03,545 you were always free to go. 1255 01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:06,272 I never actually found you in contempt. 1256 01:06:06,307 --> 01:06:09,068 Isn't that like nine kinds of illegal? 1257 01:06:09,103 --> 01:06:12,761 Well, maybe, but had you looked at the paperwork 1258 01:06:12,796 --> 01:06:15,178 that you signed before you stormed out of the courtroom, 1259 01:06:15,212 --> 01:06:17,801 you would've found that you were always free to go. 1260 01:06:19,216 --> 01:06:20,873 Color me, I'm convinced. 1261 01:06:22,599 --> 01:06:25,119 Shouldn't you take the time to share with Henry 1262 01:06:25,153 --> 01:06:27,259 what you've just shared with me? 1263 01:06:29,123 --> 01:06:31,815 - I can't do it. - Why? 1264 01:06:31,849 --> 01:06:33,472 If what you were telling me is true 1265 01:06:33,506 --> 01:06:36,164 and there's feelings forming between the two of you, 1266 01:06:36,199 --> 01:06:37,994 if you leave with no explanation, 1267 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:39,754 isn't that going to hurt worse? 1268 01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:43,930 I'm scared, I'm not strong enough to tell him. 1269 01:06:43,965 --> 01:06:45,829 I'm sure he'll understand. 1270 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,971 I'm not scared of him not understanding. 1271 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,559 Then what are you scared of? 1272 01:06:56,805 --> 01:06:59,118 I'm scared that if I see him, 1273 01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:01,672 I won't be strong enough to go. 1274 01:07:15,445 --> 01:07:17,999 Does this room look sterile? 1275 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:23,384 It's not a trick question. 1276 01:07:23,418 --> 01:07:25,144 I think so. 1277 01:07:25,179 --> 01:07:27,077 No, it doesn't. 1278 01:07:28,009 --> 01:07:29,838 Go get your cleaning supplies, 1279 01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:32,289 and come back and clean up this room now. 1280 01:07:32,324 --> 01:07:34,533 Make it look perfect. - Yes ma'am. 1281 01:07:37,467 --> 01:07:40,677 Holly, what have I told you 1282 01:07:40,711 --> 01:07:43,749 about wearing the plain white lab coat? 1283 01:07:44,957 --> 01:07:46,234 Tomorrow, I want you to come in 1284 01:07:46,269 --> 01:07:48,892 and wear a cute outfit like everyone else. 1285 01:07:48,926 --> 01:07:51,136 I'm sorry. Dr. Martin, I forgot. 1286 01:07:52,344 --> 01:07:54,449 And what have I told you about Dr. Martin 1287 01:07:54,484 --> 01:07:56,348 when we're not in a consultation? 1288 01:07:57,556 --> 01:07:59,178 Use your spirit name. 1289 01:08:00,179 --> 01:08:01,042 Then try again. 1290 01:08:02,768 --> 01:08:06,910 I'm sorry, Sunny Meadows, I forgot. 1291 01:08:06,944 --> 01:08:08,394 That's better. 1292 01:08:09,637 --> 01:08:11,397 How'd the meeting with prospective client go? 1293 01:08:11,432 --> 01:08:12,467 Great. 1294 01:08:12,502 --> 01:08:13,951 - They signed? - Yeah. 1295 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:17,231 Were you able to add on any procedures? 1296 01:08:17,265 --> 01:08:18,991 They got what they came for. 1297 01:08:19,854 --> 01:08:21,338 That's not great. 1298 01:08:21,373 --> 01:08:23,064 That's below average. 1299 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,963 Anyone can sell someone what they came for. 1300 01:08:25,998 --> 01:08:29,553 I'm sorry, Sunny, I guess I- 1301 01:08:29,588 --> 01:08:32,073 It's Sunny Meadows, not Sunny. 1302 01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:35,180 I'm sorry? 1303 01:08:35,214 --> 01:08:38,493 My spirit name, it's one name not two. 1304 01:08:39,598 --> 01:08:41,807 Meadows is not a last name. 1305 01:08:41,841 --> 01:08:45,604 My whole first spirit name is Sunny Meadows. 1306 01:08:45,638 --> 01:08:46,570 Uh-huh. 1307 01:08:47,882 --> 01:08:49,677 What were you going to tell me? 1308 01:08:49,711 --> 01:08:52,162 I honestly don't even remember. 1309 01:08:52,197 --> 01:08:54,992 I think you were trying to make an excuse 1310 01:08:55,027 --> 01:08:57,823 for why you can only sell a standard package. 1311 01:08:57,857 --> 01:09:00,929 Yeah, I'm just not great at upselling. 1312 01:09:00,964 --> 01:09:01,965 It's a skill, 1313 01:09:03,863 --> 01:09:04,933 not a talent. 1314 01:09:04,968 --> 01:09:06,935 You have to learn how to do it. 1315 01:09:06,970 --> 01:09:08,868 You should get a picture of the one thing 1316 01:09:08,903 --> 01:09:10,767 that you want most in the world, 1317 01:09:10,801 --> 01:09:13,183 and keep it in the drawer of your desk. 1318 01:09:13,218 --> 01:09:15,254 Take it out and stare at it for a full minute 1319 01:09:15,289 --> 01:09:17,946 before each new meeting with a client. 1320 01:09:17,981 --> 01:09:21,433 My first one was a vacation property in the San Diego area. 1321 01:09:22,365 --> 01:09:24,436 I'm on picture number four now. 1322 01:09:24,470 --> 01:09:26,196 And what is it? 1323 01:09:26,231 --> 01:09:29,303 One of those new luxury electrics that come out next year. 1324 01:09:29,337 --> 01:09:32,064 I don't even really like cars, 1325 01:09:32,098 --> 01:09:36,068 but the base price on some of them is over 300,000, 1326 01:09:36,102 --> 01:09:39,002 so I have to have one. - Of course. 1327 01:09:40,452 --> 01:09:44,387 Question is, Holly, what do you want most in the world? 1328 01:10:06,236 --> 01:10:07,824 Are you paying attention? 1329 01:10:08,928 --> 01:10:10,309 Henry. 1330 01:10:10,344 --> 01:10:11,621 What? 1331 01:10:11,655 --> 01:10:14,037 What I want most in the world is Henry. 1332 01:10:15,141 --> 01:10:17,005 People don't work, Holly. 1333 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,731 It has to be a thing. You can't buy people. 1334 01:10:18,766 --> 01:10:21,217 - Dr. Martin- - My spirit name. 1335 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:22,218 I quit! 1336 01:10:30,502 --> 01:10:33,608 If that's Holly, the door's open. 1337 01:10:33,643 --> 01:10:35,334 If it's anyone else, 1338 01:10:35,369 --> 01:10:38,786 I have a Doberman in here the size of a car 1339 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:41,167 and he hasn't eaten in three days. 1340 01:10:49,486 --> 01:10:51,247 Watch the merchandise, Missy. 1341 01:10:52,765 --> 01:10:55,906 The warranty ran out a long time ago on this old body. 1342 01:10:57,425 --> 01:11:00,048 You break me, you buy me. 1343 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:02,672 Merry Christmas, Grandma Williams. 1344 01:11:02,706 --> 01:11:04,121 I see you got my present. 1345 01:11:04,156 --> 01:11:08,333 Yes. 1346 01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:09,817 I love it. 1347 01:11:09,851 --> 01:11:10,887 I'm glad. 1348 01:11:14,442 --> 01:11:17,721 I tried to send you a lump of coal, 1349 01:11:17,756 --> 01:11:22,416 but they only sell that stuff by the metric ton. 1350 01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:25,315 Well, I'm glad I wasn't that high up on the naughty list. 1351 01:11:25,350 --> 01:11:28,214 You were darn near the prize winner. 1352 01:11:28,249 --> 01:11:32,149 I just couldn't afford the shipping cost on that much coal. 1353 01:11:34,807 --> 01:11:37,258 Do you think that Henry will give me a second chance? 1354 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,433 Oh, I have no doubt about it. 1355 01:11:40,434 --> 01:11:44,092 Well, what do I even say to him? 1356 01:11:44,127 --> 01:11:47,061 - Just tell him the truth. - Which is? 1357 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,237 That you're no longer afraid to be happy. 1358 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,002 Oh, the merchandise, Missy. 1359 01:12:00,764 --> 01:12:03,491 Now, wish me luck. 1360 01:12:03,526 --> 01:12:05,251 Wish you luck? 1361 01:12:05,286 --> 01:12:07,806 Isn't that supposed to be the other way around? 1362 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,015 When you get to be my age, 1363 01:12:10,049 --> 01:12:12,845 you need all the luck you can get. 1364 01:12:35,558 --> 01:12:38,146 - Dining alone? - Holly? 1365 01:12:38,975 --> 01:12:40,666 Merry Christmas Two Shoes. 1366 01:12:41,874 --> 01:12:44,808 That just does not get old for you, does it? 1367 01:12:44,843 --> 01:12:46,292 Truth doesn't age. 1368 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,227 You're here. 1369 01:12:50,262 --> 01:12:54,749 Yeah, turns out I'm not too good at upselling neuticles. 1370 01:12:54,784 --> 01:12:57,062 I'm sorry, neuticles? 1371 01:12:57,096 --> 01:12:59,823 Yeah, it's when they chop, chop the boy dog, 1372 01:12:59,858 --> 01:13:02,964 and afterwards, then try to make him feel more masculine. 1373 01:13:06,002 --> 01:13:09,833 - That sounds horrific. - Trust me, it is. 1374 01:13:11,801 --> 01:13:16,599 So you're running away from LA? 1375 01:13:18,221 --> 01:13:21,189 I've been running away for 11 years now. 1376 01:13:21,983 --> 01:13:23,606 It wasn't until I met you 1377 01:13:24,469 --> 01:13:26,160 and the people of this town 1378 01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:29,577 that I finally feel like home again. 1379 01:13:31,855 --> 01:13:36,895 Wow, that's a lot to take in. 1380 01:13:37,689 --> 01:13:42,452 I understand, I'm sorry 1381 01:13:43,488 --> 01:13:44,730 that I left without saying goodbye, 1382 01:13:44,765 --> 01:13:46,456 and I'm sorry for the person 1383 01:13:46,491 --> 01:13:48,424 that I was when I first came into this town, 1384 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,840 and I'm sorry that I'm the type of person who thinks 1385 01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:52,358 that just because they're going somewhere, 1386 01:13:52,393 --> 01:13:54,568 the person in front of them is Ryan, the Uber driver. 1387 01:13:54,602 --> 01:13:59,642 And if you give me a second chance, 1388 01:14:01,022 --> 01:14:03,784 I promise you I will win your heart over. 1389 01:14:07,270 --> 01:14:11,792 Holly, that's no longer possible. 1390 01:14:19,972 --> 01:14:22,561 I understand, I'll go. 1391 01:14:24,632 --> 01:14:27,532 I can't give you a second chance to win my heart 1392 01:14:27,566 --> 01:14:30,155 when you already have it. 1393 01:15:49,993 --> 01:15:52,030 It's so beautiful out tonight. 1394 01:15:52,064 --> 01:15:53,376 We should take a picture. 1395 01:15:53,410 --> 01:15:56,103 Oh, too bad you got a flip phone [laughing]. 1396 01:15:56,137 --> 01:15:58,450 The phone is a choice.