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Neeche nahin, bas oopar-oopar.

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-Kya kaha?
-Ginni, tujhe bharosa nahi hai mujh par?

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Ki raanjhe "Neeche nahin
bas oopar-oopar", to?

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Jo tune jhooth bola na,
to teri shikayat kar dungi…

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Sun meri baat, apne maame ko bol,

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"Phir kya neeche kya oopar."

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Jain ki kasam?

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Jain ki kasam, meri Ginni.

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Jain ki kasam.

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Kya hua?

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Aa jaao, paaji, aa jaao.
Itna samay nahin hai.

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Yeh lo, bhai, tumhara order ji.

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Gadhhi chahiye, yaar.

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Bhai ji!

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Haan, phir chillar party,
kya chal raha hai?

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Bhai ji.

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Bewakoof.

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Zor se bol, yaar.

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Oye, aur upar utha.

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Aur pahle 50 truck

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Itni badi gadhhbadhh.

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Chalo, koi nahi. Tum tension na lo.

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Mujhe bhi, yaar.

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Abhi lo, ji.

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Main thappad maar munh laal kar dun.

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Oye, main baarah saal ke liye kamane gaya…

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Husn Iraani, aa ha

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Aaankh shaitani, aa ha

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Lahzaa teraa ye, Pakistaniya

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Secret teraa saraa Victoria sambhalti hai

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Gali-gali bawaal machati ho

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Dhol jagiron ka

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Dhol jagiron ka,
dhamaal machata fir rahaa hai

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Duniya dekhati hai

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Duniya dekhati hai, badi hairani ke saath

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Dhol jagiron ka

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Dhol jagiron ka

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Teri aankhon se jo chali hai goliyan
Woh seedhe seene par jaakar lagi hain

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Botal ko to koi haath bhi naa lagaae, baby
Tere nainon se hi pi jaate hain

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Dhol jagiron ka

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Teri aankhon se jo chali hai goliyan
Woh seedhe seene par jaakar lagi hain

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Botal ko to koi haath bhi naa lagaae, baby
Tere nainon se hi pi jaate hain

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Har ek peg tere naam ke…

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Aur phir machata hai bawaal

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Dhol jagiron ka

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Dhol jagiron ka,
dhamaal machata fir rahaa hai

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Duniya dekhati hai

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Duniya dekhati hai, badi hairani ke saath

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Dhol jagiron ka

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Dhol jagiron ka

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He Bhagwaan,

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Meri laado

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Namaste. Namaste.

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Namaste.

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Oye, kya kiya tune?

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Namaste, ji.

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Baarah saal main kamaane gaya,
kamaa kar laya pareshaani

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Bhangadaa tab sajta hai
Jab naache dulhan ka papa

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Bhangadaa tab sajta hai
Jab naache dulhan ka papa

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Bhangadaa tab sajta hai

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Bhangadaa tab sajta hai
Jab naache dulhan ka sagaa papa

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Bhangadaa tab sajta hai

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Jab naache dulhan ka sagaa papa

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Bhai ji!

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Bhai ji! Bhai ji! Honey bhai ji!

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Guru ji mahan hain!

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Guru ji mahan hain!

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Guru ji mahan hain!

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Gadhe!

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Bhabhi ji,

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Are! Abhi ek maarta hun thappad.

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Bade kamaal lagoge.

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Pakad kar le aayenge.

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Aap le sakte ho.

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Haay, kurbaan ho jaun,

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Bewakoof ho kya?

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Bewkoof log, pataa nahin
kahan se aa jaate hain.

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Oye Jeetu, kutte,
tere baap ko kidnap kar loongi.

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-Kya…
-Ruk to, yaar.

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Bhai ji…

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Bhabhi ji, isko chanta maar dunga mai.

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Oh ji, kya ho gaya maalik?
Kyon tang kar rahe ho ladke ko?

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Bhai ji, charan sparsh.

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Oye, ruk jaa.

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-Namaste, ji.
-Namaste.

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Kya ho rahaa hai?

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Kya ho rahaa hai?

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Pachas truck chalte hain is highway pe.

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Bhaad mein jaaye, Charan Singh.

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Bhaad mein jaaye, Charan Singh?

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Yeh kya gadbad kar diya sardar ne?

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Bhai ji, chhodo.

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Abhi batati hoon, kidhar jana hai?

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-Please, jaane do, please.
-Maaf kar do, yaar.

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-Baat sun lo.
-Please jaane do!

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Paaro, chal yaar, tujhe meri kasam.

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Bhai ji!

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Bhai ji, bach gaye.

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Bhai ji!

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Bhai ji, aap theek ho?

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Flirt karwa lo jitna bhi tujh se, hai na?

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Neeche-neeche hi rahta hai.

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Saare gol gappe ka swad kharab kar diya.

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Main tera baap nahin.

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Toh belt se maarkar
teraa pichhwada sujaa doonga!

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I am over you bolkar
dil ko thandak milegi, sir.

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Oye, apna saara saaman le lo.

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Ye lo gaadi ki chaabi.

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Mujhe laga chhota sa hai Pathankot.

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Khanne, itna bhi
chhota nahi hai Pathankot.

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Aaraam se, bhai ji.

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Tera baap?

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Tere baap ki toh!

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Haan ji, namaskar, Omkar sahab.

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Tumhari bandook nahi chal rahi, yaar.

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Oh haan ji, bhai ji, namaste.
Kya haal hai?

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Bandook nahi chal rahi, tumhari!

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Arihanton ko namaskaar ho.
Siddhon ko namaskaar ho.

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Arihanton ko namaskaar ho.
Siddhon ko namaskaar ho.

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Bhai ji, mujhe do!

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Bhabhi ji, kya kar rahe ho?

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Bhabhi ji, neeche aa jao!

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Kya fark padata hai, yaar?

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PATHANKOT - BHAGWAAN JAANE

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OPERATION THEATRE

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PASHU ASPATAAL

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-Tu pahle pichhwada tod iska.
-Nahi…

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Bhabhi ji?

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Bhai ji!

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Bhai ji!

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Bhai ji?

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Yeh bewakoof kahan ja raha hai?

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-Tere pichhwade mein…
-Daal dun?

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Bhai, aa jao.

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Oye, ladki!

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Bhai ji!

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Oye! Yeh kya ho raha hai?

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-Kuchh nahi.
-Kya ho gaya, Fufa ji?

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Oye, kuchh nahi hua, beta.
Tu bandook neeche rakh.

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Poore raaste jhak maar raha tha?

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Bhai, mar gaya.

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Bhai ji!

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Baat karte hain!

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Kar lo baat!

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Bahut mushkil hai.

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya rose

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya rose

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Sukhna lake par baith tujhe kiya propose

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Sukhna lake par baith tujhe kiya propose

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya jaal

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya jaal

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Pata chalaa hi nahin
Kaise beet gaye chaar saal

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Maine kaha, pata chalaa hi nahin
Kaise beet gaye chaar saal

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya tijori

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya meat

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya meat

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya,
aur kamaa ke laaya joon

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Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya

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Aur kamaa ke laaya joon

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