[upbeat music]
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Target acquired.
Mommy-daughter time loading in 3, 2, 1.
Hello, Mommy.
You'll never guess what happened in school today.
Ah, let's hear it.
[phone rings, vibrates]
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
I've got to take this. Beatrish.
Uh-huh. Uh, let's get started.
Uh, can you send me the proofs, and I'll--
- [grumbles] - Gumbo for my girls.
With extra onions, of course.
Mommy, can you please pass the hot sauce?
Oh, of course, sweetie.
Oh, Beatrish.
Uh, let's be sure everything is categorized by--
How 'bout a date night this weekend, hon?
Hon?
Oh that sounds great!
[chuckles] No, not you, Beatrish.
I'm talking to my husband.
Let's collect notes so we can strategize.
Strategize on date night?
Mommy, are you in there?
Angela?
[gasps] I'm here.
[chuckles] Sorry.
Beatrish and I have tons of work
to do for the book presentation tomorrow.
I'm going to go take this into the office.
Yes, Beatrish, I'm-- I'm listening.
Go ahead, Beatrish. - Hmm.
Beatrish.
Tell me about it.
[groans]
Aw, why the long face, squirt?
I really wanted to spend some time with my mom,
but I can't, because she's constantly
talking to Beatrish.
It's always Beatrish, Beatrish, Beatrish.
Yeah.
Who does Beatrish think she is?
No, really, who is she?
My mom's assistant.
And she takes up all of her time and-- uh-oh.
I feel something coming.
Get the bucket!
It's a great idea!
I wish I was my mom's assistant.
That way she has to spend all her time with me.
Whoo! One career change coming up.
Are we're rollin'?
We're here at the home of Beatrish Latrish,
who just won Dimmadelphia's trillion-dollar lotto.
[upbeat music]
Quit?
What do you mean, this is what everyone
does when they win the lotto?
[knocking on door]
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Good morning, ma'am.
My name is Haze-- trish.
Adult. Hazeciatrish.
A. Dult. At your service.
Oh, thank goodness, Beatrish sent over a replacement.
Uh, follow me.
Oh!
How do you walk in these things?
[grunting]
This is awesome.
With Beatrish gone, I can finally
spend time with my mom.
Plus you get to miss school.
It's a win-win.
That's right.
School.
Uh, can you guys--
We're on it.
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Hello, old friend.
[screams]
[shudders]
Now, Beatrish was a word processing wizard.
Do you think you can handle all that?
Absolutely.
[computer blares]
[laughs] See?
I bet Beatrish never broke a computer that fast.
[whistle blows]
Looking a little stiff out there, but good hustle, Hazel.
Who knew this thing would be so great at life.
[echoing] Life, life, life.
[groans]
[soft music]
[baby crying]
[echoing] Life, life, life.
[screams]
[groans]
- Ew. - Oh.
In conclusion, my new book, "Working Women Wear It Wells"
will be the premier guide to dressing for the part
you want to play in life.
Whoo! That was amazing!
Uh, any notes?
Beatrish used to give me the best notes.
Um, yeah. I have tons-- tons of notes.
I was voted best in my art class at Howard University.
Ah.
I see what you're saying.
I need to be more visual with my pitch.
I like the way you think, Hazeciatrish.
I have lots more ideas.
Maybe we could go to lunch and talk about them.
[under breath] And become mommy-daughter BFFs.
Another great idea.
Ha!
Keep this up, and you might be the next Beatrish.
[squeak]
[school bell rings]
[groans]
Uh, does it seem off to you?
Nope.
Looks like it's got it all figured out.
I can't remember the last time I laughed like this.
[laughs] Ooh.
Hazeciatrish, can I tell you a secret?
These presentations always make me nervous.
So right before every meeting, I do a power woman pose.
[chuckles]
[heroic music]
So tell me more about this daughter.
She probably is, like, the coolest person in the world.
Oh, she's amazing.
So bright and inquisitive.
[banging]
[screeches]
Oh, it-- it must be malfunctioning.
Maybe it just needs a friend.
Hey, buddy.
How're you feeling today?
[ominous music]
[vomiting]
Ah! Get the bucket!
She's so sweet and caring.
[both screaming]
Oh, and she has such a great head on her shoulders.
[both screaming]
Wow!
She sounds like a super cool, kinda
quirky, really sweet girl.
With her, my husband, and my son Antony,
I'm the luckiest person in the world.
This is the best day ever!
[phone rings]
Hello? Oh, no.
Is she OK? I'll be right there.
[sighs] That was the school.
My daughter's sick. I have to go.
Uh, don't leave.
She's probably just faking it.
You know how kids are.
[upbeat music]
[groans]
You'll have to step in.
Beatrish used to cover me for emergencies like this
all the time.
Take this.
I'll be in your ear, telling you exactly what to say.
Can I count on you, Hazeciatrish?
You can count on me.
I totally got this.
I totally don't got this.
My mom can't make the meeting, and now I
have to fill in for her.
I need help fast.
I wish for a working woman training montage.
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[grunts]
[yells]
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[grunts]
Hazeciatrish, you've got this.
Just repeat after me.
Raise your hand if you or--
Someone you love is a working woman.
Wow!
Um, now, keep your hand raised if they also wear clothes.
How'd she know?
Working wombat-- women--
"Working Women Wear It Wells" will be the premier guide to--
hello?
Hello?
[clears throat] Um, one second.
I just need to print some phone calls.
My Bluetooth died.
I need backup.
I wish you were in the meeting with me.
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Sorry we're late.
We're from corporate.
Which corporate?
You're fired!
[crying] Oh, no, not again!
Ralph, help me.
Perfect.
Now, if you look at these reports,
you can see that our research clearly
shows books can be fun.
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I will now be taking questions, but only from these two.
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On a scale of wonderful to amazing,
how well do you think you're doing?
[laughs] I think we can all agree that
I'm doing the best job ever.
- We'll buy it. - And sell it.
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Hazeciatrish, you're fired.
I appreciate the effort, but this just isn't the right fit.
You didn't even go to the right conference room, baby.
I guess I'm no Beatrish.
I just wanted to spend time with you,
but instead I ruined everything.
I'm so sorry, Mommy.
Uh, I mean Mrs. Wells.
[laughs] You know, before I met you,
I thought I knew everything.
And I do.
But you did remind me of how fun it can be
to think outside the box, so thank you for everything,
Haze-- trish-- adult--
Hazeciatrish A. Dult.
Phew.
[phone ringing]
Beatrish!
How are you?
Not so good?
You couldn't cash your giant check?
There wasn't a bank big enough for it?
Oh, I am-- oh, so sorry to hear that.
[gasps] Beatrish is back!
Ha!
Whew.
Yay.
Which means she can schedule that romantic date night.
Yay!
[laughs]
I didn't know being a business girl was so tough.
[knock on door]
Oh, I wish everything was back to normal
and that I was a kid again.
[speaking gibberish]
[shrieks]
I'm sorry you missed your presentation, Mommy.
Oh, don't worry about that.
I would much rather be here with you.
Really?
Of course.
I will always be here when you need me.
Wow.
These are awesome.
I bet a super cool, kinda quirky, really sweet girl--
I mean grown-up made them.
[chuckles] Yeah, she--
she really was.
And best of all, she reminded me of you.
Mmm. [chuckles]
I love you.
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