1 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:11,179 ♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪ 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,647 ♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪ 3 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ 'Cause in reality ♪ 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,819 ♪ They're her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪ 5 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,422 - * Wands and wings ♪ - * Floaty crowny things ♪ 6 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,624 ♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪ 7 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:26,260 ♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪ 8 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,495 ♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪ 9 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:28,662 ♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪ 10 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:29,997 ♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪ 11 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:31,565 ♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪ 12 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,301 ♪ Pretty great, you've got it made ♪ 13 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,436 ♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪ 14 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:41,242 [upbeat music] 15 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:47,248 ♪ ♪ 16 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,549 Hey, class. 17 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,118 I'm sorry I'm late. - [yelps] 18 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,585 Ow. 19 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:54,021 Was just putting the finishing touches 20 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,457 on our chart for Kindness Day. 21 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,826 Kindness Day challenges all students 22 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:02,563 to complete one kind act over the course of the day. 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,433 And there's a prize-- 24 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,035 a pizza party! 25 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,770 A-mamma mia. 26 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:13,541 I'll be using the chart to track your participation. 27 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:20,214 Uh-oh, Dev, you dropped your eraser on the filthy, 28 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:21,515 filthy ground. 29 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,517 You're welcome. 30 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,154 Mr. Guzman, did you mark my kind act? 31 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,255 Is it pizza time? 32 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,689 Very good, Hazel. 33 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:32,393 But the class must have 100% participation 34 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,761 to get the pizza party. 35 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:38,599 We either all get pizza or none of us do. 36 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,002 My fellow classmates, I humbly 37 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:45,373 request that you rise to the challenge of completing 38 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:48,176 a kind act, just as I have risen to the top 39 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,643 of Mr. Guzman's head. 40 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,680 Please, if not for the sake of kindness, 41 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,584 then for the sake of pizza. 42 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,986 [cheers, horn blares] 43 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,020 Pass. 44 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,555 Pizza's overrated. 45 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,792 Well, Dev, even if you don't want pizza, 46 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,294 you'll still help us get it. 47 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,661 Right? 48 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,363 Out of the kindness of your heart? 49 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,431 Out of the what of my what? 50 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,966 [bell rings] 51 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,036 Mean old Dev is not gonna mess this up for everyone. 52 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:20,073 I wish I could convince Dev to participate in Kindness Day. 53 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,542 Ooh. 54 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:26,414 We know just the pea pod people for the job. 55 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:29,082 [laughs] Pea pod. 56 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,451 Pea pod people? 57 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,454 [energetic music] 58 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:37,225 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,359 [together] Greetings. 60 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,593 Wha-- 61 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,363 We are the Pe-az, an intergalactic 62 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,097 peace negotiating team. 63 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,234 I am our strategical leader. 64 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,236 I'm the optimism captain. 65 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,703 [grunts] 66 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,973 He saves his voice for verbal negotiations. 67 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,375 He's our closer. 68 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,844 How can we help today? 69 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,247 I need to get this kid, Dev, to participate 70 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,314 in Kindness Day. 71 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,682 But he doesn't want to. 72 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,584 That'll be easy-peasy. 73 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:07,888 We've been settling human disputes for centuries-- 74 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:11,859 the Treaty of Versailles, the Treaty of Westphalia, 75 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,263 and the Burger Fry Treaty of 1950. 76 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:18,766 Pizza is the key to all our negotiations. 77 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,335 But Dev doesn't care about pizza. 78 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,438 Perhaps you have just not offered him the right kind. 79 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,139 Everyone cares for pizza. 80 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,042 It's the universe's most powerful incentive. 81 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:32,813 So powerful, in fact, that we have a switch that allows 82 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,283 us to turn it on and off. 83 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,418 Turn pizza off? 84 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,552 As in-- 85 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,288 Better to have no pizza at all 86 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:44,124 than to have it fall into the wrong hands. 87 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,728 Brothers, assimilate. 88 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:51,799 [cackles] I can taste the pizza already. 89 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,467 Here's the plan. 90 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,637 You, Cosmo, and Wanda will create opportunities for Dev 91 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,105 to be kind. 92 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:02,042 And we'll make sure he follows through. 93 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:06,847 I wish Dev had extra milk he could spare. 94 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:10,050 Fellow classmate, my brother likes milk 95 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,320 and did not get any today. 96 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,089 It seems you have a surplus of it, hmm? 97 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,225 Hazmat, did you put them up to this? 98 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:23,397 If you share with us, we will share our many 99 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,032 pizza bagel-o's with you. 100 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,335 But that's just pizza with a hole in it. 101 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,470 Pass. 102 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,572 [sighs] 103 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,407 No! 104 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,476 Wanda! 105 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,744 My beautiful wife. 106 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,647 She had so much life ahead of her. 107 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,515 Cosmo, I'm right here. 108 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:44,251 Don't cry over spilled milk. 109 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:49,089 That child just turned down pizza bagel-o's? 110 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,862 Oh, man, the pizzas for the party are here, 111 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,864 and Dev still hasn't done a kind act. 112 00:04:56,864 --> 00:05:00,033 We gotta step it up. 113 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,670 [grunts] I wish the Pe-az had something big to carry. 114 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,739 Then Dev could do a kind act by holding the door for them. 115 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,741 Coming right up. 116 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,711 Excuse me, uh, kind sir. 117 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:13,046 Would you hold the door for us? 118 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,048 These are quite awkward to carry. 119 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,850 What do I look like, a doorstop? 120 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:21,389 If you help us, we will share some of our ice cream pizza 121 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,390 with you. 122 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,792 Pizza and ice cream? 123 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,193 Double pass. 124 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,227 Ow. 125 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,228 [door slams] 126 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,464 Who are you? 127 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,800 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 128 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,202 We must switch tactics. 129 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,705 You don't mean the closer? 130 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:41,575 Hazel, I hope you understand the gravity of this situation. 131 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,778 Out of the 293 negotiations we've mediated, 132 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,080 I've only had to participate in three. 133 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,982 They call me the closer for a reason. 134 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,818 After this meeting, I can assure you 135 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,421 that Dev will participate in Kindness Day, 136 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,789 and you will get that pizza party. 137 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:59,192 I'll be out in 30 minutes or less. 138 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,761 Oh, we aren't going with him? 139 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,430 You don't want to be in there. 140 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:05,433 He plays hardball in his negotiations. 141 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,735 We're talking counting down from five, 142 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:11,639 throwing tantrums, asking the same question over 143 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,441 and over and over again. 144 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,075 [loud thud] 145 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,910 [horse neighs] 146 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:17,911 [elephant trumpets] 147 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,179 Sounds about right. 148 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,914 Get your Parmesan ready, squirt. 149 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,551 Looks like you're gonna get that pizza party after all. 150 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,318 Yay! 151 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:26,920 [loud explosion] 152 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,290 There he is, our champion. 153 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,860 He out-negotiated me. 154 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:33,927 [gasps] 155 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,028 Gasp. 156 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,464 I don't know what happened. 157 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,331 It was going just fine until he said, 158 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,469 teeny little greedy who has to do whatever I says says what. 159 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,636 And-- and-- 160 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,905 What did you say? 161 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,340 I said, what. 162 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,476 [all gasp] 163 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,511 Hazel, we're sorry we failed you. 164 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,180 The rules of negotiation state that we 165 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:57,618 must join forces with anyone who out-negotiates us. 166 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:58,652 What? 167 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,221 So you're on his side now? 168 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,156 Well, well, well. 169 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,625 Would you look at that? 170 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,628 Now I have the pizza and your little friends. 171 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,397 [laughs] 172 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:14,702 You'll never get your pizza party now, Hatchet. 173 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,605 Dimmadelphia's Action News 4 at 4:00. 174 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,372 And we're rolling. 175 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:22,075 Live at Dimmadelphia in Richmond Academy, where 176 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,377 Hazel Wells and Dev Dimmadome are 177 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,814 in a greasy pizza negotiation. 178 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:31,218 Will they reach a resolution before the cheese grows cold? 179 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,520 Hey, listen, Dev. 180 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,555 I'm gonna push a wagon into the room. 181 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,625 You place the pizza on the wagon. 182 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,059 Send it back out. 183 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,795 We can put this whole thing behind us. 184 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,896 Capisce? 185 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,732 [wheels squeaking] 186 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,934 [gasps] 187 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:47,968 What? 188 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,903 Where's the pizza? 189 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,839 And now, more news. 190 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,340 Thoughts on the pizza. 191 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,442 You think Hazel can get it back from Dev? 192 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,777 Ugh. 193 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,178 At this point, I think it'd be easier to get 194 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,814 our own pizza from Saucy's. 195 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:06,019 Dev, I have someone here that wants to talk to you. 196 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,555 Now what's she doing? 197 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,422 She's trying to use someone close to you 198 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,291 to appeal to your emotions. 199 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,726 No one's close to me. 200 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,095 [chuckles] Um, hello, son. 201 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,631 It is I, your father, Deli. 202 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,799 [whispers] It's Dale. 203 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:19,800 I mean Dale. 204 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,901 Dad? 205 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,102 You took off work for this? 206 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,571 Um, sure. 207 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,572 Dad! 208 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,239 It means so much that you would-- 209 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,274 wait. 210 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,676 Who are you? 211 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:32,946 Dill-- Pickle-- 212 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:33,981 Dimmadome. 213 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:34,982 Never Dad. 214 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:39,152 Dev, wait. 215 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,287 That's it. 216 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,022 I'm done playing these games. 217 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,893 You three, you know a lot about negotiations for some reason. 218 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,427 How do I end this? 219 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:51,732 You could take pizza off the table completely. 220 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,201 Our pizza switch has the ability to get 221 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:58,305 rid of all pizza in the world. 222 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,807 How could you? 223 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:03,043 The rules say we are to be on his side now. 224 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,079 [loud rumbling] 225 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,848 [zaps] 226 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,250 For some reason, even more news. 227 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,919 Presto pesto. 228 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,688 Sources report that all the pizza in the world is gone. 229 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,760 Any-a minute now. 230 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,895 I swear it wasn't me this time. 231 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,831 Any-a minute now. 232 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,266 [zapping] 233 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,534 Take-a your time. 234 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,037 A-pizza is a patience. 235 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,639 I won. 236 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,307 There's no more boxes of pizza in the cafeteria. 237 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,143 No more pizza in the world. 238 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,377 It's over. 239 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,512 On Kindness Day? 240 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,249 Everyone loves pizza, Dev. 241 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,416 Not everyone. 242 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,787 I'm lactose intolerant. 243 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,155 What? 244 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,957 If we won that pizza party, I'd 245 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:53,827 have to watch you all eat the pizza in my face 246 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,363 and go on and on about how ooey 247 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,366 and gooey and greasy and tasty it is. 248 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,301 Like I said, pass. 249 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,805 If I can't have pizza, no one can. 250 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,306 But, Dev, we could have ordered 251 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,342 you some lactose-free pizza. 252 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,211 I thought that was just a myth. 253 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,014 It's very real and very good. 254 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,683 But you would have to turn that pizza 255 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,250 switch back on to get some. 256 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,352 And we both know you won't do that. 257 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,454 So-- 258 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,491 She's using an advanced negotiation technique-- 259 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,526 reverse psychology. 260 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,161 But will he go for it? 261 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,731 [whimpers] 262 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,099 [zapping] 263 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:36,937 [operatic singing] 264 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,071 It worked. 265 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,240 He turned the pizza back on. 266 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:45,278 Bringing pizza back counts as a kind act in my book. 267 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,681 Congratulations. 268 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,449 [together] Yes! Whoo-hoo! 269 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:58,025 You know, Dev, I sure wish we had some pizza for you 270 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,693 right now. 271 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,795 I've got a cashew cheese pizza 272 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,932 here for a Dev Dimmadome. 273 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,534 It's just like you said it would be-- 274 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:11,404 ooey and gooey and greasy and tasty. 275 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:15,142 Uh, I mean, it's OK. 276 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,411 And that's the story of the most difficult negotiation 277 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,513 Earth has ever seen. 278 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,750 The Lactose Treaty of Dimmadelphia.