♪ Hazel moved to the city, feeling all alone ♪
♪ Till her whole life changed with a pair quite strange ♪
♪ ’Cause in reality ♪
♪ They’re her new OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
- ♪ Wands and wings ♪ - ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪
♪ OddParents, Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ A new wish for magic hijinks ♪
♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
♪ Penny-farthing dirt bike rides ♪
♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
♪ Baryonx, time loops ♪
♪ Pretty great, you’ve got it made ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[Hazel laughs]
[roars]
Oh, watch out now.
It’s the Hazel-saurus!
But she’s no match for the Ptera-Dad-tyl!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Marcus roars playfully]
We’ll need 242 copies of my tell-all book,
"All’s Well That Wells Tell,"
for the event this after-- oh, oh.
Hold on a second, Beatrish.
I need to roar with my daughter.
[roars]
Look out!
It’s the Momma-saurus rex!
Aah! She’s gonna eat us!
[roars] - Cool!
An Obtuse Rubber Goose from 2001 B.C.!
And... [gasps]
Rocks.
These aren’t just any rocks, HazelBasil.
They’re fossilized gems from the Cretaceous Period.
Some say they create electricity when they smash
into other rocks made of the same magma...
The promo at my booth today should read,
"I scream, you scream. Wells Scream for Ice Cream."
And come into contact with the same magma build!
Hold on a second, Beatrish.
My husband is megaphoning.
The top ten geological-- oh.
Oh, sorry.
Top ten geological what?
Oh, man! Don’t leave us hanging.
Oh, we’re at the museum. [both laugh]
Yes, I know you love dinosaurs, Beatrish,
but as my assistant,
I pay you to assist me while I look at the dinosaurs.
Somebody say "dinosaurs"?
I’m giving dino-tours. - [gasps]
During the Mesozoic Era,
all sorts of terrible lizards walked the Earth.
From herbivores... - Plant eaters!
That’s right.
To carnivores--
Uh, the meat eaters!
C-correct.
Or flying pterosaurs and aquatic reptiles,
which technically aren’t dinosaurs, but--
True! Ha ha!
Some paleontologists even believe
some dinosaurs had feathers like birds.
[squawking]
[whispering] James is wrong.
Contrary to the popular feather theory,
some scientists believe dinosaurs wore top hats,
and they even had electricity.
- Wow. - See, Hazel?
I heard that on Whispers’ podcast.
Ah, Whispers Fred, my nemesis.
I was wondering when you might show.
[tense music]
So if you say some dinosaurs had feathers,
but Whispers Fred says you’re wrong,
which one of you is right?
Well, no one really knows.
No one’s ever seen a live dinosaur.
No one without fairies!
See ya in a bit, Hazelnut.
I’ma help your Mom with the booth.
Now that my Mom and Dad are off prepping
for whatever event my Mom was talking about going to
this afternoon, I wish to see a live dinosaur!
[creature snorts]
[roars menacingly]
[squeals]
[thunderous footfall]
[roars]
[snorts happily]
[camera clicks]
[gasps] Yay!
[roars]
Oh, yeah, now you can get that delivered to your house.
[gasps] - Yeah.
With my promo code, you can get 10% off.
You can understand this dinosaur?
Not only can we understand him, squirt, we know him.
This is Bary. He’s a Baryonyx.
We met him on our 10,000-year vacation
through time and space.
Space. Space. Space.
This is awesome!
But I need to understand him too.
I wish Bary could speak English.
[groans]
[coughing, clears throat]
Where am I?
What is this place?
Tiny mammals and metal containers everywhere?
[tires screeching] - A dinosaur!
They’re back!
I knew this day would come! [people screaming]
Waah!
Oh, right, dinosaurs haven’t walked the Earth
in 65 million years.
I wish people weren’t afraid of him!
[people screaming]
[bright shimmery music]
Eh, never mind!
What were we yelling about again?
Amnesia!
I knew this day would come!
I think?
Sorry for the fright, Bary.
Maybe I should send him back.
Oh, could you? I want to go back
to this cool falling rock I saw in the sky.
You mean the comet that destroys all life on Earth?
- What was that? - What Cosmo means to say is,
the comet that destroys all dinosaur life on Earth!
[gasps] What?
Uh, I can’t send Bary back now, or he’ll be doomed!
Hmm, if I can’t send him home, I’ll do the next best thing--
I’ll get him a job! - Aah! What kind of a job
could a big ol’ scary prehistoric lizard do?
- [gasps] - No offense.
Here goes something.
I wish Bary got a job in a dinosaur movie!
The only way to stop the dinos is to vogue.
Oh, yeah. Vogue.
Mm! Uh-huh. [mumbles concernedly]
[heavy footfalls]
Whoa!
Hello, everyone.
Happy to be here.
[clears throat]
Roar.
Cut! You’re killing me, Bare.
You’re supposed to be a scary dinosaur
that roars "roar," not just says "roar."
Don’t you talk to my client that way.
I’m Bary’s agent. I represent Zendaya.
Zendaya McGinty, the bean-frying champion
of Fort Wayne, Indiana!
I don’t care who you are.
Open the door, get off my floor,
’cause I’ve just fired this dinosaur.
Uh, what are we going to do now?
Huh, since getting you a job
based on your dinosaur looks didn’t work,
maybe your dinosaur knowledge will do us one better.
I wish you had a job at the Dimmsonian Museum!
[phone dialing]
Vogue. Vogue. Vogueee.
Ooh, I cannot wait to teach the world
about my old dinosaur friends!
Wait a minute.
[dramatic music]
[Bary gasps]
This is all wrong.
And where for the love of dinosaur Pete
are their top hats?
And there’s no exhibit for my hero, Thomas Rex-ison,
the inventor of dino-tricity.
Oh, yeah.
Bary knows all about dino-tricity.
Remember that time our car broke down
in the Jurassic period?
Bary gave us a jump using only a pebble! [chuckles]
What’s up with everyone knowing
about dino electricity?
[softly] I knew it.
[cash register dings] - [grumbles]
Nothing makes sense here.
Ugh!
This really isn’t working.
What do you want to do now, squirt?
Since dinosaurs are big and strong,
I wish Bary had a job working with his hands.
[intense rock music]
[roaring] I love using my core strength.
[laughs] Awesome, Bary.
We found your place in the future.
High five!
Yay! Oops!
[music distorts]
[electricity clicks]
Oh, no! With no power, how will we ever have
our Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade today?
The what?
On the hottest day of the year,
Dimmadelphia throws a parade
where ice cream trucks covered in electric lights
pass out free ice cream!
How have I not heard of this before?
Hazelnut, you made it!
Mom, dad, what are you doing here?
Oh, working the Be Wells booth
at the Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade, of course.
Or I was before this disaster. [sighs]
Beatrish, I’m gonna need you to eat 30 gallons of ice cream
before they melt. Choose, Beatrish--
your cholesterol or your job.
[Beatrish speaking indistinctly]
That’s what I thought.
Oh, my gosh!
If we don’t have any power and there’s an ice cream parade
that depends on electricity
and it’s the hottest day of the year, then that means...
[dramatic musical sting]
Melted ice cream everywhere?
[screams]
[tires screeching]
[suspenseful music]
The parade is ruined!
Do you think anyone will notice it was us?
[military music]
Which one of you is Hazel Wells?
[laughs nervously]
Hazel Wells, you’ve been getting this Baryonyx jobs
all over the city and causing all sorts of pandemonium.
The Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade
hasn’t been canceled in over 115 years.
I didn’t mean to ruin the Eclectic Lime Boat--
all: The Electric Light Ice Cream Float Parade!
Yes, that thing!
And I get that, Hazel. I’m not mad.
I’m just disappointed.
’Tis I, the May-or!
[pompous band music]
Oof, the mayor’s disappointed in you, Hazel.
How are you holding up?
I’d be devastated, Hazel.
Miserable.
I just wanted to help Bary make a new life
for himself in Dimmadelphia.
But instead, I ruined things for him and the whole city.
Wait a second, Hazel.
I have another idea how we can save the day.
[growling]
[light curious music]
According to the great Thomas Rex-ison,
these gems make electricity.
Wow, you’re really good at that, Bary.
This may actually work!
[adventurous music]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
[tires screeching]
The parade is back on.
And now, thanks to Hazel, Bary, and some rocks,
Dimmadelphia now runs on sustainable gem power.
Hazel and Bary, I present to you the Key to the City.
Yay! [Hazel laughs]
I’m sorry for pushing all these jobs on you.
I just wanted to make sure you were happy,
seeing as I brought you here and all.
So after everything you tried today,
is there something that you want to do, Bary?
Aha! I want to be an electrician.
Mm-hmm, I’ll follow in the footsteps of my hero,
Thomas Rex-ison!
Oh, that’s so beautiful.
Electric Light Ice Cream for everyone!
Aah, ha ha!
[laughter]
[all scream and laugh]