1 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,052 911 emergency services. 2 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:14,680 Uh, I think-- I think my-- I think my dad's having a heart attack. 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,642 Due to call volume, please hold for the next available dispatch... 4 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:18,977 Oh, fuck! Ugh. What the fuck! 5 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:20,561 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,104 I'm gonna be okay, son. 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,566 I just got-- It's just my-- My chest is, like, tight. 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,236 Uh, did you shit yourself? 9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,446 - You can if you want. - What? 10 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,073 Uh... 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,827 Oof. Oh, he's-- he's gruntin'. 12 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,205 He's gruntin' like an animal. He's, like, making animal sounds. 13 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,957 I'm talking to a fucking bot! 14 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,291 - Fuck. - Oh. 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,834 We need to take him to the hospital right now. 16 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,378 Do you-- You don't have a car here, do you? 17 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,005 Uh, I-- I could drive his truck. 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,966 No, his keys are at the bottom of the fucking lake. 19 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,842 What-- What about-- What about your Jeep? 20 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,136 I left it on campus. 21 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:57,515 I... stayed with him to watch tape late last night. 22 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,392 He-- He wouldn't let me drive home. 23 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,310 - 'Cause you're a woman? - No! 24 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,604 - What? - 'Cause she's my kiddo. 25 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,856 Oh, my God. Jesus, Dad. 26 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,650 Coach, breath, keep breathing. 27 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,068 - Dad? - Oh, Wendy! Wendy. 28 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,737 - What about-- What about Wendy? She close? - Yes. Yes. Wendy. 29 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,532 Just keep breathing. 30 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,200 - Your call has been forwarded... - Fuck! 31 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,952 - Fucking bitch! - ...to an automatic voice-- 32 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,704 Just fucking straight to voicemail. 33 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,331 Fucking-- Oh, my God, 34 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,166 fucking answer the fucking phone. 35 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,045 Oh, my God. Dad! 36 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,132 Come on, Dad-- Dad. 37 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,551 Ricky? 38 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,721 Can you get him outside? 39 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,389 ...automatic voice messaging-- 40 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,474 Yes. 41 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,564 Everything's gonna be okay. 42 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,696 Oh my God. 43 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,573 - He's coming, he's coming. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 44 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,330 Oh... 45 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,196 All aboard! 46 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,123 It's okay, Dad. 47 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,376 It's gonna be okay, Dad. 48 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,835 It's okay. 49 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,973 ♪ Laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy, girl ♪ 50 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,558 ♪ Shake that laffy taffy ♪ 51 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,478 ♪ That laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, oh! ♪ 52 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,022 I think maybe no music. Please. 53 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,732 Oh, okay. 54 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,819 Sorry. S-Sorry. 55 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,910 You know, none of this is mine. This is Whiskers' car. 56 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,914 The mascot drives a $100,000 Cybertruck? 57 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,251 Yeah, he-- He won a settlement. 58 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,129 His Whiskers costume is-- 59 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,425 There's no ventilation, so, caught fire and just-- 60 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,135 It burned him real bad on the backside. 61 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,347 So, he's-- He has to go one and two from the front. 62 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,476 Are we almost there? 63 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:48,937 Yeah. 64 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,365 Okay. 65 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,243 - It's a-- It's a sensor. - How the fuck do you-- 66 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,953 - You got-- You gotta just use your thumb. - Open it! 67 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,371 - Alright. - Fuck! 68 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,541 Dad, we're here, come on. 69 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,751 - Come on, come on. - I can-- I can help. 70 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,171 - We're here. You'll be okay. - Please let me help. 71 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,006 - Okay. - Alright. 72 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,008 I'ma-- I'ma park. I'm-- I'll-- I'll meet you in there. 73 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,969 No, no. We're good. 74 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,929 I appreciate it. 75 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,794 ♪ Bitch better have my money ♪ 76 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,883 ♪ Aw, shit ♪ 77 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,803 Five, six, seven, eight! 78 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,222 ♪ It ain't nothin' like Black pussy on my dick ♪ 79 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,224 ♪ Word to the motherfuckin' DJ Quik ♪ 80 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,559 ♪ I play hoes like dominoes, slapping bones ♪ 81 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,603 ♪ AMG's on the motherfuckin' microphone ♪ 82 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,064 ♪ I slang dick, bitch, nothin' more and nothin' less ♪ 83 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,483 ♪ You got a C-note, ho, you can take the test ♪ 84 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,777 ♪ And bring big fat titties and lots of back ♪ 85 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,071 ♪ You got the woody, and I got the axe ♪ 86 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,698 ♪ I'm no joke when I stroke for a client ♪ 87 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,326 ♪ Bitches need dick, so they buying it ♪ 88 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,577 ♪ G with the high-top fade ♪ 89 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,496 I swear to fuck! 90 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,748 Danny, I am going to fucking kill you with a knife! 91 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,000 Eat a dick, Sasha! 92 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,128 I'm-- I just need to borrow Whiskers to discuss... 93 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,298 - Roommate business. - Roommate business. 94 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,720 They're fucking, just so you know. 95 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,889 What happened with the interview? 96 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,350 Mm, they called it off. 97 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,102 That's good news. 98 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,272 Everything's good. Right? 99 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,024 Right? 100 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,363 Last night, I, Russ... 101 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,615 had sex with someone, 102 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:10,203 and that someone was Wendy. 103 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,165 Wendy Hudson. 104 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,877 Oh, my God. 105 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,920 You had sex with the coach's wife? 106 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,673 - It gets worse. - How? 107 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,633 Wendy is at the lake house. 108 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,720 She doesn't recognize Chad, but she tells Ricky and Coach 109 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,015 that she got dicked down by Russ Holliday in the fucking Cybertruck. 110 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,351 - Then, Coach has a heart attack. - Oh, my fucking God. 111 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,103 It actually continues getting worse. 112 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,565 - That cannot be possible. - So, Coach is in trouble, 113 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,567 it's just me, him and Ricky. 114 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,319 They have no way to get to the hospital. 115 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,072 He died? 116 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,075 No. 117 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,620 I had to drive him, in the Cybertruck. 118 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,079 No! 119 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,456 That's worse than him dying. 120 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,750 I had no choice, man. 121 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,210 - So, did Ricky put everything together? - I don't know. 122 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,295 Maybe? 123 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:04,341 I told a pretty airtight lie about the Cybertruck, but... 124 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,345 she sent Chad away from the hospital. She didn't want him to be there. 125 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,223 The Hudsons are authority figures. 126 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,892 They can't be seen at their most vulnerable. 127 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,061 I mean, he probably shit himself. 128 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,812 He didn't. I asked. 129 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,231 - You asked? - I was being polite. 130 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,026 Well, that's why she didn't invite you up. 131 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,737 It's private. You're not family. 132 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,782 If she knew, you would have known. 133 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,242 When you see Ricky next, just act like nothing's wrong, 134 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,744 because nothing is wrong. 135 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,540 Hey. 136 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,418 I really think we're fine. 137 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,506 - I just hope Coach is okay. - Totally. 138 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,927 However, if you had let him die... 139 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,221 Dude! 140 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,057 Yeah. That's bad. 141 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,559 We've learned that South Georgia head coach Jake Hudson 142 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,937 suffered a heart attack this morning at home. 143 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,606 No word yet as to his condition. 144 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,442 But our thoughts certainly with him, his family, 145 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,277 and that program. 146 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,238 Catfish, as we know, scheduled to play 147 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,282 number one Georgia in Athens this weekend in a game 148 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:16,954 that has massive and obvious national championship implications. 149 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,748 Catfish quarterback Chad Powers has turned some heads... 150 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,964 Alright, hey. 151 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,966 Hey, everybody circle up. 152 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,552 Alright, come in, listen up. 153 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,223 Alright, as I'm sure you've heard, uh, 154 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,351 Coach Hudson's in the hospital right now. 155 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,729 Coach Ricky stayed with him last night, so we know he's stable. 156 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,940 Alright? He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be alright. 157 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:48,068 Listen, guys, this is our last practice before Georgia. 158 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,446 So, we gotta push all the outside noise... 159 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,574 ...and all the distractions aside 160 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,785 and make it count, because that's what Coa-- 161 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,749 I'm sorry. 162 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,834 Um, Coach had a message 163 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,962 he wanted me to read for everyone. 164 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,505 Um... 165 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,384 "I'm alive. It's Georgia who's dead. 166 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,512 Y'all beat 'em for me. Go Fish." 167 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:19,476 And, uh, he made sure I put three exclamation points. 168 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,353 Hell yeah, man. Let's fucking go, man! 169 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,982 Heck yeah! 170 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,358 - Heck yeah! - There it go. 171 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,444 Be great today, man. 172 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,528 "Fish" on three. 173 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,613 One, two, three! 174 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,073 - Fish! - Go to your position groups. 175 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,033 Alright, let's go! Alright, over here. 176 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,117 Let's go! 177 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,703 Oh! Gerry. 178 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,460 - Ricky's here. - Saw that. 179 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,420 She's walking toward us. 180 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,838 - I see that. - She looks like she wants 181 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,759 - to say something. - Okay, just stop narrating reality. 182 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,267 I'm really happy your dad's okay. 183 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,436 Yeah. 184 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,150 Um... 185 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,242 You're Russ Holliday. 186 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,056 - Can we just take a moment and-- - Checkmate, dude. It's over. 187 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,684 - We still have moves. - No. No more moves. 188 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,435 No more schemes. 189 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,645 No more Chad. 190 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,021 You could appeal to Ricky. 191 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,108 I'm never gonna see Ricky again. 192 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,277 If Chad goes down, the whole team goes down. 193 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,945 The whole program goes down. 194 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,781 The Catfish miracle, 5-0? Ruined. 195 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,700 Wins vacated, Hudson disgraced. 196 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,452 - We are literally Marshall-- - Danny, just stop! 197 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,625 If Chad goes down, Russ goes down. 198 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,212 You think people hate me now? 199 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,425 Wait till they hear about this shit. 200 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,721 Look, the best we can hope for is that if I disappear, 201 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,307 Ricky never tells anyone the truth. 202 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,100 It's the only move left. 203 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,357 Look, this is just what happens, man. 204 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,402 I get to the goal line, and God... 205 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,905 Fists you. I know. 206 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,408 He's got a huge fist. 207 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,370 And now, I have an even wider asshole. 208 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,041 Just sucks that your asshole got caught in the crossfire. 209 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,253 It's like God was fisting my ass and just... 210 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,673 ...stuck a finger in yours. 211 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,260 This metaphor is so upsetting. 212 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,890 I don't know how far we could have taken this shit, but... 213 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,435 ...it was always gonna end bad. 214 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,192 It's okay if you hate me. 215 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,364 I don't hate you, man. 216 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,243 I'm glad. 217 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,828 So, where are you gonna go? 218 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,913 Back home. 219 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:32,918 And my dad probably would've kicked me out, so... 220 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,921 - I guess I'm homeless. - You don't have to be. 221 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,298 I told you he's filming the Michael Bay movie in Atlanta. 222 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,842 That's only three hours away. 223 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,470 - So? - So, to put it in your parlance, 224 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,556 quit being a pussy and go see him. 225 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,851 At least to give him back his ugly makeup kit. 226 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,853 Yeah. 227 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,565 You don't have to go alone. 228 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,640 Dad? 229 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,268 Hey, Ricky, come here. Check this out. 230 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,396 If they run zero against our Jet series, 231 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,940 I'm thinking this-- this tight end 232 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,817 is gonna be one-on-one with their linebacker. 233 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,571 No. Dad, what are we doing? This is obviously against the rules. 234 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,865 - What rules? - Heart attack rules. 235 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,783 - This is your-- your vitals chart, Dad. - No! There's no-- 236 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,868 That's not my-- 237 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,494 - It's all on the computer now. - Sit down, please. 238 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,246 - Just take it easy. - Okay, fine. 239 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,041 Alright, sitting down. 240 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,960 Now what? 241 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,920 - How are you feeling? - Better. 242 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,381 How are we looking at practice? 243 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,925 I don't wanna talk about practice. 244 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,720 What are you, all Iverson now? 245 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,598 That's dumb. 246 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,474 You on drugs? 247 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,892 Yes. 248 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,019 Come on, tomorrow's the biggest game of the season. 249 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,522 I'm in this bed hooked up to all this shit. 250 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,318 Yeah, you know what's gonna kill me? 251 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,570 Not talking ball. 252 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,157 Um... 253 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,202 Well, if we're gonna talk about football, 254 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,788 then, um... 255 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,876 I need to talk to you about Chad. 256 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,213 Oh, I already know. Byrd told me. 257 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,715 What? He bailed at practice, he won't pick up his phone. 258 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,468 I figure that pisses you off. 259 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,016 I mean... it's... 260 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,768 It's not really about me. 261 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,561 You know, it's, uh, more of the team. 262 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,688 Well, look, yesterday was a shit show. 263 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,149 Kid got spooked, I get it. 264 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,152 But when that bus leaves tomorrow for Athens, 265 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,239 I'll bet you he's on it. You know why? 266 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,158 Because of you. 267 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,830 I don't think so, Dad. 268 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,209 You can't get close to these guys like that. 269 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,130 - It's a business. - It's not. 270 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,677 It's a family. 271 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,430 Family might be worse. 272 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,976 Nah. Just more complicated. 273 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,071 Rick. 274 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,367 Are you okay? 275 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,873 How are you asking me that? 276 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,667 I didn't have a heart attack. 277 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,587 I'm just doing my job, kid. 278 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,423 The only one I can do right now. 279 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,721 Thank you. 280 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,099 But you know what? 281 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,935 I'm getting back on that field this season. 282 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,021 Okay. 283 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,441 This is our shot. 284 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,611 This might be my last shot. 285 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,989 But with Chad... 286 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,826 I think we can win the whole fuckin' thing. 287 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,955 I didn't know making a movie involved so many trucks. 288 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,248 It's a vehicular medium. 289 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,335 What the fuck? 290 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,712 Dobbs is leaving a voicemail. 291 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,589 Look, it's transcribing it. 292 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,008 Those are scary words to see typed out. 293 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,929 Oh, he's pissed, but at least he still thinks I'm Chad. 294 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,430 - Has Ricky called you? - No. 295 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,934 My dad's gotta be around here somewhere. 296 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,478 - What's he look like? - He's like an older skinny guy. 297 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,563 Russell? 298 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,523 Dad? 299 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,108 What the hell are you doing here? 300 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,903 You're fat. 301 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,404 Did you get fat 'cause you missed me? 302 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,365 It's a fat suit, dumbass. 303 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,700 I'm testing it out for Santa Ana. 304 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,161 The Mexican general? Was he obese? 305 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,496 No, he was not. 306 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,915 But it's the look that Michael Bay wants for his villain. 307 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,000 So who is he? 308 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,627 Oh, this is... 309 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,296 my friend. 310 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,758 Oh! Well, I'm glad you finally made one of those. 311 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,093 Okay, well, I happened to be in the neighborhood-- 312 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,511 In the neighborhood of Georgia? 313 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,389 And I thought I'd return your makeup kit. 314 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,140 Here it is. 315 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,644 - We're even. - Oh, no, we're absolutely not even. 316 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,104 - Okay, whatever. - Oh, wait. 317 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,647 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 318 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,233 Mr. Holliday, have you heard of Chad Powers? 319 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,443 - No. - He's a college football player. 320 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,489 - I don't know him. - Actually, you do. 321 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,703 - Is this EcoFlex? - We had to sub with Dragon Skin. 322 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,746 I mean, that looks great. 323 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:06,502 I mean, you were playing quarterback, actually winning games... 324 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,422 while posing as a different human being? 325 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,798 Yeah. 326 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,303 Son, that must have been so much work. 327 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,556 It was. 328 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:26,230 It's just that I've never seen you work hard at... anything. 329 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,150 Why did you do it? 330 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,654 I don't know. 331 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,875 Powers, off balance. 332 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,503 Rockets the ball down the field. Touchdown! 333 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,131 This young man has completely turned things around 334 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,092 for South Georgia. 335 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,845 Powers has Leonard in the end zone. Touchdown! 336 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,684 If Powers wasn't in the Heisman conversation before, 337 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,020 he certainly is now. 338 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,783 I haven't seen you smile like that since before Mom died. 339 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670 I think I... 340 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173 I wanted to be Chad 'cause I... 341 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,469 hated bein' Russ. 342 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,350 I just wanted to hide and play football again. 343 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,854 And people actually liked Chad. 344 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,732 Chad actually liked people. 345 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,616 And all my team... 346 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,369 my coaches... 347 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,580 they all believed in me. 348 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,418 And Chad just didn't wanna let 'em down. 349 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,813 I'm sorry I stole your makeup and ran away. 350 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,984 I'm sorry I was so mean to that sick kid and his dad. 351 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:40,281 I'm sorry I dropped the football at the Rose Bowl. 352 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,831 I didn't mean to. I just got excited. 353 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,300 Bein' Chad was nice. 354 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,637 I wasn't so sad all the time. 355 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,099 Well, do you really have to stop being him? 356 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,434 Yeah. 357 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,771 Yeah. One of my coaches found out, so... 358 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,108 - The coach he has a crush on. - What? 359 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,820 - It's a female coach. - Oh. 360 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,155 Anyway, I fucked up. 361 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:25,367 It's over, I don't know if she's told anybody yet, but, uh... 362 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,995 Well, if I forgive you... 363 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,539 and I do... 364 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,502 then maybe she can, too. 365 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,839 It's too late. 366 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,550 They're already on their way to Athens. 367 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,220 - When's the game start? - 4:30. 368 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,555 You can still make it. 369 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,684 Dad... 370 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,314 I came here to give you your makeup back. 371 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,899 Maybe you ought to keep it. 372 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,652 ♪ I've lost friends ♪ 373 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,113 ♪ And I've lost heroes ♪ 374 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:08,369 ♪ I lost everything I am, even my name ♪ 375 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,247 ♪ Been going through changes ♪ 376 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,543 ♪ And finding clarity ♪ 377 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:21,465 ♪ And comfort in just knowin' nothin' ever stays the same ♪ 378 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:26,053 ♪ They don't tell you when you're born ♪ 379 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,389 ♪ It's gonna be this way ♪ 380 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:33,269 ♪ They don't tell you till you die it's all a sham ♪ 381 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,815 ♪ They don't ask you what your name is ♪ 382 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,151 ♪ When you get up to heaven ♪ 383 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,904 ♪ And thank God ♪ 384 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,324 ♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to ♪ 385 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,201 ♪ Who I am ♪ 386 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,797 ♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to, who I am ♪ 387 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:07,761 ♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to, who I am ♪ 388 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:23,152 ...the South Georgia Catfish in our Georgia bowl. 389 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,336 With Chad AWOL, the ball's in your hands, Gerry. 390 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,755 How you feel? 391 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,256 I'm ready to die on that field. 392 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,258 Yeah, well, you're probably gonna get your wish. 393 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,470 Just finish getting suited up. 394 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,646 - What you doing? - Snapping a mental photograph. 395 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,398 This is the greatest moment of my life. 396 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,990 I-- I don't-- I don't even know what to do. 397 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,665 We're gonna get our shit pushed in. 398 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:21,292 [on TV] What a beautiful day here at Sanford Stadium, 399 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:25,046 where 92,000 Georgia Bulldog fans have arrived. 400 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,465 And it's time to find out what the upstart... 401 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,342 Aw, hey there, Coach. 402 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,969 - Tricia! - Ugh! 403 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,347 Wait, wh... why aren't you in Athens? 404 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,599 I couldn't let our ball coach watch the game alone 405 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,227 in this disgustin' hospital. 406 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,354 I don't think I've ever been in one of these. 407 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,898 - Really? - It ironically makes me sick. 408 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,152 Yeah, well, this is where you go when the-- 409 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,071 when the Big Man fires you. 410 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,783 I genuinely do not believe I will ever die. 411 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,868 And neither will you. 412 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,912 At least not yet, hm? 413 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,002 Alright, turn it up. 414 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,838 What you got to eat, huh? 415 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,840 - Uh... - Chicken poppers, or... 416 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,884 I can try to order something. 417 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,178 I don't think you can smoke in here. 418 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,765 Oh, Coach. I can smoke anywhere. 419 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,434 Still no word on the status 420 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:22,270 of the Catfish star quarterback, Chad Powers. 421 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,105 He's been listed as a game-time decision. 422 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,733 - Come on, Rick. - Powers may have snuck up on teams at-- 423 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,779 What are you doing? 424 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:13,572 Ricky. 425 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,409 Sorry, I didn't-- I didn't mean to jump-scare you. 426 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,915 I came to the bus lookin' for my jersey and... 427 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,877 I saw your face, and... 428 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,130 you're who I was really lookin' for. 429 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,844 Why are you still doing... the voice? 430 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,766 What voice? This is my voice. 431 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:42,935 No, it's not. 432 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,354 It's not. Stop using it. 433 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,570 Sorry. 434 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,074 Can we talk? 435 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,844 How's your dad? 436 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,264 He's okay. He's hanging in there. 437 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,601 That's good. 438 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,770 I'm glad. 439 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,276 I'm sorry about all this. 440 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,445 I didn't know who Wendy was. 441 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,197 Obviously. 442 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,451 Russ did that. 443 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,747 I'm Russ. 444 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,250 But I'm also, and... 445 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,337 I have been this whole time, Chad. 446 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,048 I'm... 447 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,426 Chad Powers. 448 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,596 Chad's not just on the outside, he's... 449 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,265 he's real, he's... 450 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,728 Five-and-oh. It's real. 451 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,105 This team is real. 452 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:15,318 The Catfish winning this game, winning your dad a natty, 453 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,571 us all doing it together, that's real. 454 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:24,119 The realest part about this whole goddamn thing... 455 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,416 it's how I feel about you, Coach. 456 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,727 Can I... 457 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,855 Can I touch your face? 458 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,693 Yeah. 459 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,501 Oh! 460 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,128 How fucking dare you come here and say this bullshit! 461 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,881 - Please, Coach. - No, shut the fuck up. 462 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,467 I am not your coach. I'm not your fucking coach. 463 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,135 You're not even on this fucking team. 464 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,721 - You lying psycho! - I'm not a psychopath. I swear-- 465 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,265 Yes, you are. You're a fucking nutcase! 466 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,518 "Oh, oh, oh, I'm Chad. 467 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,395 "Oh, I'm Chad. I'm just gonna eat a deer 468 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:35,272 - and fuck Coach's wife!" - I didn't know it was his wife! 469 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,359 Underneath this-- this fucking gooey shit, 470 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,612 you-- you are just a pathetic, 471 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,990 disgusting, 472 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,283 iconic loser. 473 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,285 I know! Why do you think I wanted to be someone else? 474 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,247 'Cause your brain is fucked up! 475 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,082 You're fucking diseased. 476 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:56,252 - You almost murdered my dad! - Then I saved him! 477 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:58,296 And then you murdered my fucking friend. 478 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,385 Chad was my friend, and now he's gone. 479 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:10,267 - He's not gone. - He's gone. He is. 480 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,396 Chad is... 481 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:19,234 He's here, he's-- His feelings for you are real. 482 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,195 It's real. 483 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,330 You wanna know what I feel for Russ? 484 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,543 It's that feeling that I wish 485 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:41,213 after that Rose Bowl where you single-fucking-handedly lost 486 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,592 a national championship... 487 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,763 ...I wish that you would have just killed yourself. 488 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,234 Please move, so I can get off this bus. 489 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,755 If you don't stay away from this team, 490 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,257 I will tell the whole world. 491 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,136 I will burn you to pieces. 492 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:33,517 No, you won't. 493 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,978 What? 494 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:42,775 I said, I don't think you'll tell everybody about me. 495 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,486 No, try me, asshole. 496 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,950 If you out Chad... 497 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:55,037 our wins will be vacated, this season will be done. 498 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:58,749 Playing with a fake, ineligible quarterback, 499 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,544 program will get the death penalty. 500 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,174 Since Coach Hudson's the one who pulled the strings to enroll me... 501 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,220 he'll be the one to take the fall. 502 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,849 You won't just burn me down. 503 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,601 You'll burn everything. 504 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,146 Including your dad. 505 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,191 Or... 506 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,446 we can keep winning... as a team. 507 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,118 Your call, Coach. 508 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,583 I hate you. 509 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:43,920 I know. 510 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,256 With the power of hard work... 511 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,135 friendship... 512 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:57,641 and our Lord, we can accomplish anything! 513 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,809 Fish on me! 514 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,399 Fish on me! 515 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,738 Thank fuck. 516 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,494 Hey, Catfish. 517 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,129 Welcome back, Powers. 518 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,673 - Yeah, I'm sorry, I-- - Ah. 519 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,219 It's alright, we'll let it slide this one time. 520 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,180 Uh... 521 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,599 no, we won't. 522 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,852 Everyone thinks Chad can just... 523 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,773 ...just fucking walk in here and play? 524 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,400 What the fuck, man? 525 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,903 This is so fucked up! 526 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,863 Where the fuck were you, Chad? 527 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,491 I've been here cleaning up for five fucking years. 528 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:58,118 Where have you fucking been? 529 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,248 Yeah, I-- I say the F-word now. Get used to it. 530 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,752 Where were you, motherfucker?! 531 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:12,217 My garage door opener... 532 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,220 it's-- it caught a virus and... 533 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,597 They're mechanical! Jesus Christ! 534 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,808 Do you believe any of this bullshit?! 535 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:21,893 Hey! 536 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,230 Chad had a medical emergency. 537 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:29,317 He had a mental health event and we took care of it. 538 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:33,779 But it's a private matter, and that's where we're gonna leave it. 539 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,116 Okay? But Chad's here. 540 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,660 He's starting. 541 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,205 And we're gonna beat Georgia for Coach Hudson! 542 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,503 Let's go! 543 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:51,880 Let's go! 544 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,052 - Let's go. - Fish on me! 545 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,721 "Fish" on three. 546 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:01,348 - One, two, three. - Fish! 547 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,309 Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish! 548 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,561 - Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish. - He goes! 549 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,813 - Fish, Fish, Fish, what? - He goes! 550 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,690 - He goes! - What? 551 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,400 - He goes! - What? 552 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,360 - He goes! - What? 553 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,987 - He goes! - What? 554 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,822 - He goes! - What? 555 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:41,848 Woo! 556 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,103 ...South Georgia Catfish.