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這裡是急救專線

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我爸好像心臟病發了

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由於通話量較大,請稍候下一位...

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該死的,搞屁呀?我的天

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我會沒事的,孩子

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我只是...我的胸口很緊

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你拉在自己身上了嗎?

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- 你想拉就拉吧
- 什麼?

9
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他在咕噥,像個動物一樣地咕噥

10
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- 他開始發出動物的聲音了
- 我知道,該死的語音服務,可惡

11
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我們得馬上送他去醫院

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你有開車來嗎?

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我可以開他的卡車

14
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不行,他的鑰匙在該死的湖底

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妳的吉普車呢?

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我昨晚留在營地了

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我昨晚留下來陪他看帶子

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他不讓我開車回家

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- 因為妳是女人
- 不是

20
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- 什麼?
- 因為她是我女兒

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天啊,我的天啊,爸

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教練,繼續呼吸

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- 爸
- 溫蒂,那溫蒂呢?

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- 她在附近嗎?
- 對,是的,溫蒂

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繼續呼吸

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- 您的電話被轉接至...
- 該死,該死的賤人

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直接進入語音信箱

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該死...天啊,快點接電話

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天啊,爸

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爸...爸

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瑞奇?

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可以帶他出去嗎?

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可以

34
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一切都會沒事的

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我的天

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他快來了

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上車吧

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沒事的,爸,不會有事的,爸,沒事的

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(查德的嗨歌歌單)

40
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我想...也許不要放音樂比較好

41
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拜託了

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抱歉,抱歉

43
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這些都不是我的,這是小鬍鬚的車

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吉祥物開要價十萬美元的賽博皮卡?

45
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對,他贏了一筆和解金

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小鬍鬚的道具服...沒有通風設備

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然後著火了,接著...

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他的屁股嚴重燒傷

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所以他必須從前面小號和大號

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快到了嗎?

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對

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(艾維紀念醫院,急診)

53
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好的

54
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- 那是感應器
- 搞什麼...

55
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得用大拇指

56
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- 快點打開,該死
- 好的

57
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對不起

58
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爸,我們到了,來吧

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- 快點
- 我能幫忙

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我們到了,你沒事了

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- 好了
- 好的

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我去停車,我們裡面見

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不,不用了,我們沒事

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謝謝

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《查德鮑爾斯》

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五、六、七、八

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我發誓...你該死!

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丹尼,我要拿刀殺了你!

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吃屎吧,莎夏

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我只是要借用小鬍鬚來討論...

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- 室友的事
- 室友的事

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他們有一腿,跟大家說一聲

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訪談結果如何?

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我取消了

75
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這是個好消息

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一切都很順利

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對吧?

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對吧?

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昨晚,我,羅斯

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跟某人上床了

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那個人

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是溫蒂

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溫蒂哈德森

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天啊

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你和教練的老婆上床了?

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- 還有更糟的
- 怎麼說?

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溫蒂也在湖邊小屋

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她不認得查德

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但她告訴瑞奇和教練她在賽博皮卡裡

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和羅斯哈樂戴嘿咻了

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然後教練心臟病發作

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我的天啊!

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- 情況越來越糟
- 這不可能

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所以,教練出事了

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現場就只有我、他和瑞奇

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他們沒辦法趕到醫院

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他死了?

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沒有

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我得用賽博皮卡載他去醫院

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不是吧

101
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那比他死掉還糟糕

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我別無選擇

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瑞奇把一切串起來了嗎?

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我不知道,也許吧

105
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關於賽博皮卡的事
我撒了一個天衣無縫的謊,但是...

106
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她把查德從醫院趕走了
她不希望他在那裡

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哈德森一家是權威人士

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不能讓外人看到他們最脆弱的一面

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他很可能嚇到失禁了

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他沒有,我問過了

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- 你問了?
- 我只是出於禮貌

112
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所以她才沒邀請你上樓

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這是私事,你不是家人

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如果她知道了,你也會察覺

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你下次見到瑞奇時,假裝什麼事都沒發生
因為什麼事都沒發生

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嘿

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我真的認為我們沒事

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- 我只希望教練沒事
- 沒錯

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然而,如果你當時讓他死...

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老兄

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對,那很糟糕

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我們得知南喬治亞總教練杰克哈德森

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今早在家中心臟病發作

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目前還不清楚他的狀況

125
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但我們希望他、他的家人和球隊一切平安

126
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如我們所知,鯰魚本週末將在阿森斯
對上第一名的喬治亞

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這場比賽很明顯攸關全國冠軍頭銜

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鯰魚隊的四分衛查德鮑爾斯
吸引了大家的目光...

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好的

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各位,圍成一圈

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好的,過來,聽好了

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好的,我相信你們都聽說了
哈德森教練現在在醫院

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瑞奇教練昨晚陪著他
所以我們知道他狀況穩定

134
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好嗎?他會沒事的,他不會有事的

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聽著,各位,這是我們去喬治亞前
最後一次練習

136
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所以我們必須拋開外界的噪音

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和所有令人分心的事,好好把握這次練習

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因為這會是教練...

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抱歉

140
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教練要我念一段話給大家聽

141
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「我還活著,是喬治亞要死了

142
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你們要替我打敗他們,魚兒加油」

143
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,392
他還要我寫下三個驚嘆號

144
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沒錯,我們衝吧

145
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好耶!

146
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好耶!

147
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注意!

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今天好好表現,各位

149
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數到三,喊魚,一、二、三

150
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- 魚!
- 各就各位

151
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好,走吧!這邊,動作快!

152
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傑瑞...

153
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- 瑞奇來了
- 我看到了

154
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她朝我們走過來了

155
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我看到了

156
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她看起來好像有話要說

157
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好的,別再實況轉播了

158
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我真的很高興妳爸沒事

159
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對

160
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,033
你是羅斯哈樂戴

161
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- 麻煩你冷靜一下...
- 將軍,老兄,結束了

162
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- 我們還有棋步
- 不,我們沒有了

163
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招數用盡了,查德完了

164
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你可以向瑞奇求情

165
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我再也見不到瑞奇了

166
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如果查德垮台,整支球隊都會垮台

167
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整個校隊組織都會垮台
鯰魚奇蹟,五勝零敗,全毀了

168
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,659
勝績全都不算,哈德森蒙羞

169
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- 我們真的...
- 丹尼,別說了!

170
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,625
如果查德垮台,羅斯也會垮台

171
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,212
你以為大家現在很恨我嗎?

172
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,965
等著看他們聽到這件事的反應吧

173
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,305
我們只能盼望如果我消失了

174
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,473
瑞奇永遠不會把真相說出去

175
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,684
我們只剩下這一步棋了

176
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,442
事情就是這樣,老兄

177
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,319
我跑到了得分線,而上帝...

178
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,280
揍了你一拳,我知道

179
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祂的拳頭很大

180
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我現在的麻煩也更大了

181
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,042
很抱歉,把你也牽連進來

182
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這就像...

183
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,962
上帝在搞我之餘,順道...

184
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,174
也搞了你

185
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,843
這個比喻真讓人不舒服

186
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,474
我不知道我們本來能走多遠,但...

187
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,644
反正本來結局就註定會很慘

188
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,566
你要恨我也沒關係

189
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我不恨你

190
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那就好

191
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,703
你打算去哪裡?

192
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回家

193
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:32,085
我爸可能會把我踢出去

194
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,254
我想我無家可歸了

195
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,922
你不必如此

196
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,299
我說過他在亞特蘭大拍麥可貝的電影

197
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,926
離這裡只有三小時車程

198
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,137
- 所以呢?
- 所以照你的說法

199
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,556
別像個娘們一樣,去見他吧

200
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至少把他醜斃的化妝箱還給他

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對

202
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,856
你不必一個人去

203
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爸

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瑞奇,過來,看看這個

205
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,397
如果他們用人盯人防守
對付我們的噴射快攻

206
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,735
我想這個近端鋒會被他們的線衛盯上

207
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,819
- 這是在做什麼?
- 什麼?

208
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,612
這很明顯違反規則

209
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,656
什麼規則?

210
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- 治療心臟病的規則
- 不!

211
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,702
沒有...這不是我的...

212
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,495
- 坐下,拜託你
- 現在都輸入電腦了

213
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,289
- 放輕鬆
- 好啦

214
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- 我的天
- 好的,我坐下了

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現在呢?

216
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,795
你感覺如何?

217
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,381
好多了,練習的情況如何?

218
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,926
我不想談練習的事

219
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,345
妳現在是艾佛森上身了嗎?

220
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,890
那很蠢

221
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,225
- 你嗑藥了
- 對

222
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,020
拜託,明天是本季最重要的比賽

223
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,439
我躺在床上,身上接了一堆鬼東西

224
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,193
對,妳知道什麼會害死我嗎?

225
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,570
不聊足球

226
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,995
如果我們要談美式足球,那麼...

227
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,293
我得跟你談談查德

228
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,129
我已經知道了,博德跟我說了

229
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,299
他在練習時落跑,也不接電話

230
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,384
那讓妳很不爽吧

231
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,473
我是說...

232
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,479
重點不是我,而是整個球隊

233
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,689
聽著,昨天的情況很糟

234
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,483
那孩子嚇壞了,我懂

235
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,486
但明天開往阿森斯的巴士

236
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,363
我敢說他一定會在車上

237
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,489
妳知道為什麼嗎?

238
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,158
因為妳的關係

239
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,412
我不這麼認為,爸

240
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,209
我不能像那樣和他們親近

241
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,587
這是一門生意

242
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,713
不是

243
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,552
這是一個家庭

244
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,722
是家庭的話可能更糟

245
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,976
不會啦,只是更複雜

246
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,155
瑞奇

247
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,284
妳還好嗎?

248
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,747
你怎麼會這麼問?

249
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,251
我又沒有心臟病發

250
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,545
我只是在做我該做的,孩子

251
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,298
那是我現在唯一能做的事

252
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,305
謝謝

253
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,727
但妳知道嗎?我要回到球場上

254
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,687
- 這一季
- 好

255
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,733
我們很有機會

256
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,611
這可能是我最後的機會

257
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,989
但有了查德

258
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,576
我想我們能贏得冠軍

259
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,956
我不知道拍一部電影會需要這麼多卡車

260
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,416
這是一種媒體載體

261
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,376
搞屁呀?

262
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,881
達布斯正在留言,你看,正在轉錄

263
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,800
看到那些字眼被打出來還真可怕

264
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,720
他很生氣,但至少他仍然認為我是查德

265
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,847
瑞奇有打給你嗎?

266
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,973
沒有

267
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,060
我爸應該就在附近

268
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,520
- 他長什麼樣子?
- 就是一個又老又瘦的人

269
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,688
羅素?

270
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,024
爸?

271
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,109
你怎麼會在這裡?

272
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,819
你好胖

273
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,405
你是因為想我才變胖嗎?

274
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,743
這是胖子裝,笨蛋,我在幫聖塔安納試裝

275
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,036
那個墨西哥將軍?

276
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,329
他很胖嗎?

277
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,958
他不胖,但這是麥可貝想要的反派造型

278
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:22,959
他是誰?

279
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,293
這是...

280
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,505
我的朋友

281
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,217
我很高興你終於交了一個朋友

282
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,177
好,我剛好在附近...

283
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,554
在喬治亞附近?

284
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,473
我想把化妝箱還給你

285
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,101
拿去吧,我們扯平了

286
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,937
不,離扯平還遠著咧

287
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,815
- 好吧,隨便啦
- 等一下

288
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,234
哈樂戴先生,你聽說過查德鮑爾斯嗎?

289
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,570
- 沒有
- 他是大學美式足球隊的球員

290
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,406
- 我不認識他
- 實際上你認識

291
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,077
這是可降解塑料嗎?

292
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,662
我們得用高效能矽膠替代

293
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,747
我是說,那看起來棒透了

294
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,874
我是說...你是球隊的四分衛

295
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,502
竟然贏得了比賽

296
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,505
同時還要假扮成另一個人?

297
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,508
- 對
- 兒子

298
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,303
那一定很辛苦吧

299
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,556
沒錯

300
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:26,272
我這輩子從來沒見過你認真做過一件事

301
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,233
你為什麼要這麼做?

302
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,529
我不知道

303
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,876
鮑爾斯失去平衡

304
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,503
帶球衝過球場,觸地得分

305
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:54,342
這個年輕人徹底扭轉了南喬治亞的局勢

306
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,555
{\an8}鮑爾斯衝過去了
雷納德等在端區,觸地得分

307
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,270
如果鮑爾斯之前沒被提名過海斯曼獎
他現在肯定要被提名了

308
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,866
自從你媽過世後
我再也沒看你笑得這麼開心了

309
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,252
我認為...

310
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,798
我想當查德是因為我...

311
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,052
討厭當羅斯

312
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,183
我只想躲起來,再次打美式足球

313
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,604
大家真的很喜歡查德

314
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,733
查德也真的喜歡大家

315
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,031
{\an8}(鯰魚美式足球)

316
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,241
{\an8}我的隊友...

317
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,202
和我的教練

318
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,497
都相信我

319
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,499
查德...

320
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,544
不想讓他們失望

321
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,855
抱歉我偷走你的化妝品跑掉了

322
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,943
對那個生病的孩子和他爸爸態度惡劣
我很抱歉

323
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,319
對不起,我...

324
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,239
在玫瑰盃掉球了

325
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,873
我不是故意的,我只是太興奮了

326
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,008
當查德的感覺很好

327
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,512
不會成天那麼難過

328
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,225
你真的必須停止當他嗎?

329
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,144
對

330
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,772
我的一個教練發現了,所以...

331
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,024
他暗戀的那個教練

332
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,819
是個女教練

333
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,156
總之,我搞砸了

334
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,784
結束了,我不知道她告訴別人了沒,但...

335
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,745
如果我原諒你

336
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,123
我的確原諒你了

337
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,376
也許她也會原諒你

338
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,131
太遲了

339
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,134
他們已經去阿森斯了

340
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,220
比賽幾點開始?

341
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,346
四點半

342
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,555
你仍然趕得上

343
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,768
爸

344
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,314
我是來還你化妝箱的

345
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,274
也許你應該留著

346
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:15,519
午安,歡迎來到桑福德體育場

347
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:19,315
觀賞今天全國轉播的精采賽事

348
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,861
南喬治亞鯰魚隊
對決我們的喬治亞鬥牛犬隊

349
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:29,408
鬥牛犬...鬥牛犬!

350
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,375
查德搞失蹤

351
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,628
該你上場了,傑瑞

352
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:42,796
你感覺如何?

353
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,299
我準備好死在球場上了

354
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,384
對,你的願望可能會成真

355
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,386
快把裝備穿好

356
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,478
你在做什麼?

357
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,687
在心裡拍照

358
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,523
這是我一生中最棒的時刻

359
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,990
我根本不知道該如何是好

360
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,831
我們會輸得一敗塗地

361
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,335
今天桑福德體育場風和日麗

362
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:27,633
{\an8}現場有九萬兩千名喬治亞鬥牛犬球迷
我們即將知道...

363
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,343
你好,教練

364
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,511
崔夏

365
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:31,637
等等

366
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,389
妳怎麼沒去阿森斯?

367
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:39,019
我不能讓我們的球隊教練
獨自在這間噁心的醫院看比賽

368
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,438
我好像從沒來過這種地方

369
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,983
- 真的嗎?
- 諷刺的是,這讓我想吐

370
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,486
對,當你被老天開除時

371
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,072
就會來到這裡

372
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,950
我打從心底不相信我會死

373
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:54,827
你也不會

374
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,496
至少現在不會

375
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,918
好的,開大聲點

376
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,839
你要吃什麼?

377
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,966
雞米花還是...

378
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,801
我可以叫一些吃的

379
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,345
這裡應該不能抽菸

380
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,890
教練,我在哪裡都能抽菸

381
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,770
{\an8}鯰魚隊的明星四分衛
查德鮑爾斯仍然現況不明

382
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,148
{\an8}他被列入賽前決定名單

383
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,734
- 拜託了,瑞奇
- 鮑爾斯可能偷偷混進了...

384
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,862
你在做什麼?

385
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:13,697
瑞奇

386
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,451
抱歉,我不是故意要嚇妳

387
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:22,873
我上來巴士找我的球衣,然後...

388
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,668
我看到了妳的臉...

389
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,339
妳才是我真正要找的人

390
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,469
你為什麼還在裝那個聲音?

391
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,767
什麼聲音?這是我的聲音

392
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,851
不,那不是

393
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,312
不是,別再用那種聲音說話了

394
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,570
抱歉

395
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:56,949
我們能談談嗎?

396
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:16,844
妳爸還好嗎?

397
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,180
他沒事,他還撐得住

398
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:24,560
那就好

399
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,895
我很高興

400
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:35,028
我對這一切感到抱歉,我不知道溫蒂是誰

401
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,322
想也知道

402
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,076
是羅斯幹的

403
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,081
我是羅斯

404
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:50,836
但我也是...這段時間以來,我一直都是

405
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:52,713
查德

406
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,215
我是...

407
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,426
查德鮑爾斯

408
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,596
查德不只是個表象,他...

409
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,265
是真真實實的一個人,他...

410
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,644
五勝零敗,是真的

411
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,105
這支球隊是真的

412
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,319
鯰魚會贏了這場比賽
幫妳爸贏得冠軍頭銜

413
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,571
我們一起努力,這是真的

414
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,408
這整件事

415
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,161
最真實的一部分

416
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,166
就是我對妳的感覺,教練

417
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:48,602
我可以...

418
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,855
我可以摸你的臉嗎?

419
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:56,818
可以

420
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:16,129
你怎麼敢來這裡說這些鬼話?

421
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,924
- 拜託,教練
- 不,給我閉嘴

422
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,258
我不是你的教練

423
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:21,510
我不是你該死的教練

424
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,805
你根本不是這個球隊的一員
你這說謊的變態

425
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:28,266
- 我不是變態
- 你就是,你是個該死的神經病

426
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:30,519
「我是查德

427
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:34,064
我是查德,我打算吃鹿肉
然後上教練的老婆」

428
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,273
我不知道那是他老婆

429
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:38,360
在這個該死的黏呼呼的東西底下

430
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,613
你就只是個可悲的

431
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:46,284
噁心的、魯蛇界的代表人物

432
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,286
我知道,不然妳以為我為什麼想當別人?

433
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,247
因為你的腦袋有問題

434
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,582
你他媽的有病

435
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,002
你差點殺了我爸

436
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,253
然後我救了他

437
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,463
然後你殺了我的朋友

438
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,385
查德是我的朋友,現在他不在了

439
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,057
- 他還在
- 他不在了

440
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:10,726
消失了

441
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,271
查德...

442
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,065
他在這裡,他...

443
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,234
他對妳的感情是真的

444
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:22,738
是真的

445
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,289
你想知道我對羅斯的感覺嗎?

446
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:38,211
我希望你在玫瑰盃

447
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:42,549
隻手葬送了全國冠軍頭銜之後

448
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,763
乾脆自殺算了

449
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,151
請讓開,我要下車

450
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:24,257
如果你不離這支球隊遠一點
我就要告訴全世界

451
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,136
我會徹底毀了你

452
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:33,517
不,妳不會的

453
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,020
什麼?

454
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:42,776
我說我不認為妳會把我的事說出去

455
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,361
好,你試試看,混蛋

456
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,574
如果妳出賣查德

457
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,538
我們的勝績就會化為烏有
這個球季就結束了

458
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,874
用一個假的、不符合資格的四分衛打球

459
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,502
球隊會被判死刑

460
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,007
既然是哈德森教練動用關係讓我入學的

461
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,262
他就得承擔後果

462
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,598
妳不只會毀了我

463
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,101
妳會毀了一切

464
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:18,979
包括妳爸

465
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:23,817
或者...

466
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,194
我們可以讓這支球隊

467
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,530
繼續贏下去

468
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:32,951
決定權在妳,教練

469
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,499
我恨你

470
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,045
我知道

471
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,047
憑藉著努力

472
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:52,721
友誼和上帝的力量

473
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:57,309
我們無所不能!

474
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,810
聽我數數

475
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,274
聽我數數

476
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,077
嘿,各位隊友

477
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,456
好耶!

478
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,670
歡迎回來,鮑爾斯

479
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:28,840
- 對不起
- 不

480
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,010
沒關係,這次就算了

481
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,807
不行

482
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:44,731
大家都認為查德可以像這樣
大搖大擺地走進來然後上場打球嗎?

483
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:50,904
搞什麼? 這太扯了!

484
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,739
你死去哪裡了,查德?

485
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,367
我在這裡打掃了五年耶!

486
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,369
你他媽的做了什麼?

487
00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:01,081
對,我現在會罵髒話了,趁早習慣吧

488
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:05,752
你去哪裡了,王八蛋?

489
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:14,970
我的車庫門開關中毒了,而且...

490
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:20,642
車庫門是機械式的
天啊,你們相信這種鬼話嗎?

491
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,726
嘿!

492
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:27,607
查德遇到醫療緊急狀況,他精神崩潰了

493
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,359
我們處理好了

494
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:34,281
但這是私事,別再追究了,好嗎?

495
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,074
但查德來了

496
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:38,535
他是先發

497
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,123
我們要為了哈德森教練打敗喬治亞!

498
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,749
對!

499
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,420
衝啊!

500
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:51,881
衝啊!

501
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,511
- 衝啊!
- 聽我數數

502
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,722
數到三,喊魚

503
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,181
一、二、三

504
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:01,391
魚!

505
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,769
魚...魚!

506
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:07,814
- 他要上場了!
- 魚...魚!

507
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,149
他要上場了!

508
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:47,520
擠進全國排名
並且戰無不勝的南喬治亞鯰魚隊

509
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,873
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