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[guest]
Lord Barton, you are a rake. A cad.
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You have dishonoured my sister.
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[Barton] Lord Galpin, remind me
to which dishonouring are you referring?
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The one in the kitchen?
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In your study?
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In the stables?
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You will marry her, sir!
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I will do no such thing.
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Now, I'm awfully bored of your shouting.
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If you wish to challenge me to a duel,
then please, sir, do.
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Then I can shoot you dead.
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[bones click]
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Wow. You really are
wonderfully bad, aren't you?
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Beg your pardon?
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Oh, you gamble, have affairs.
You're an absolute snake.
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Meanwhile, I'm all noble and serious.
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Look at me.
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I'm so dull.
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I'd rather be you.
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Unhand me!
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What are you-- [grunts]
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That's impossible! [grunting]
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[screaming]
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- [grunts]
- [body thuds]
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[sniffs, sighs]
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Now I get to be the bad one.
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[theme song playing]
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[chamber music playing]
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{\an8}[Ruby giggling]
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{\an8}Oh, my Bridgerton. [chuckles]
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{\an8}This is my actual dream.
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{\an8}- It's brilliant, isn't it?
- [chuckles]
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{\an8}And the dances. [chuckling]
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{\an8}Oh, Ruby, the dances.
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{\an8}I can't dance. Not like this.
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{\an8}- How do I know these moves?
- Psychic earrings.
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{\an8}Choreography beamed
into your motor system.
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{\an8}Tap twice to choose your moves.
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{\an8}It's like instant Strictly.
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- [applause]
- [giggles]
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Just don't set them to battle mode.
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[clicks tongue] Right.
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Marvellous.
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Well, I thought I knew everyone
at my ball, but it appears not.
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What a delight.
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Wonderful party, Your Grace.
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[chuckles]
Some are saying best of the season.
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A triumph.
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- A new standard set. [chuckles]
- [Ruby] Mmm.
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I, of course, could not comment.
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But I think the real estimation
of an evening is in the matches made.
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Don't you agree, Miss...
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Uh, Ruby.
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Lady Ruby Sunday
of the Notting Hill estate.
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[Doctor chuckles]
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This is the Doctor.
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Oh, my dear, you aren't unwell?
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- Oh, no, no. He's just a friend.
- Mmm.
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[duchess] Oh, good. [chuckles]
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Well, a young lady needs suitors,
not friends. Come.
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- Oh. Oh, she's so posh. I love her.
- [Doctor chuckles]
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- [feedback reverberates]
- Oh. [stammers]
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- I'm getting feedback.
- On the earrings?
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[feedback pulsating]
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Ooh, interesting.
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Sonar interference.
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[duchess] Lady Ruby, attend.
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Uh, s-- I'll handle this.
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Just-just try not to get engaged
or accidentally invent tarmac.
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1902 got away from me.
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- [inhales sharply]
- Okay, go, go, go. Enjoy.
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[the sonic whirring, beeping]
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[whirring continues]
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My dear, stand tall, eyes bright.
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Lord Barton approaches.
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Ooh, that's a tall glass of heartbreak.
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Your Grace, where have you been
hiding this absolute delight?
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With hair like golden strands
spun in the rays of the evening sun.
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Oh, you're not a tall glass at all,
you're half a pint of shandy.
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My dear,
you should learn to be admired in silence.
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[smacks lips] Yeah, well,
if you spoke to me and the girls like that
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on a Friday night
down at the Spinning Wheel,
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then we'd rip you a new one, mate.
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[upper-class accent]
Now get out of my way, Lord Stilton.
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Stilton?
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It's a very difficult cheese.
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[huffs]
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[bones click]
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[scoffs]
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Oh, uh, Your Grace. Who is that?
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The Duke's late mother.
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Her eyes still follow me about the room.
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Constant judgement.
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- [Ruby exhales]
- But, my dear,
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the way you spoke to Lord Barton,
you were rather splendid.
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Is it always like that in the North?
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Oh, well,
fellas like that are ten a penny.
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Oh, he's moved on.
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Who's he with now?
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[duchess] Miss Emily Beckett.
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She's bookish and vapid, I fear,
but good teeth.
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Oh, by the Saints! Lady Wallace.
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No, no, no!
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- Wait here, dear.
- Mm-hmm.
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[duchess] Excuse me.
Oh, no. Not now, Lord-- [stammers]
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[orchestra playing "Bad Guy"]
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Brooding. Good look.
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Do you practise in the mirror?
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Bit more frown maybe.
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Yeah? Like this.
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Yeah? Like this, really.
Really, like this.
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[inhales sharply]
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I didn't know
the duchess employs a court jester.
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Well, I'm hilarious.
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And you're kind of funny.
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Peculiar.
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Standing here.
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Good vantage point.
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Keeping an eye out on the exits,
like you're expecting trouble.
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Are you?
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Honey, I'm here for fun.
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Then go and pursue your facile pleasures,
and leave me alone.
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Okay, rude.
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- Lord...
- Not a Lord.
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Does not-a-Lord have a name?
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Rogue.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm the Doctor.
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Just the Doctor?
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Just Rogue?
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I think you and I should go outside.
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Fast mover.
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[inhales deeply]
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Okay. [clears throat]
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- [duchess] Lady Wallace.
- Yes, I think so. [chuckles]
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- Lady Wallace.
- Yes?
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How brave of you
to wear that gown this evening,
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after I wore it so beautifully
last season.
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[Wallace gasps, scoffs]
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How absolutely rude of her.
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What on earth are you doing here?
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My housekeeper, outside,
where you can be seen?
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You disgrace me!
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I made a stupid mistake
choosing to be staff.
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It's all work.
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- Cooking, cleaning, mopping up...
- [scoffs]
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...while you lot are out here
having a right old shindig.
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[huffs]
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I'll have you sacked, woman.
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You will not sour my evening.
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People look to me as an arbiter of taste.
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What? In that dress?
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I beg your pardon.
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How dare you!
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Maybe it will look better on me.
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[duchess gasps, whimpers]
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[whimpers]
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[screaming]
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[Barton] Emily, please. I beg of you.
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[Emily] But you consume me, sir.
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I think about you my every waking hour,
and I hate myself for it.
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And what would you have me do?
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I rely on the favour of my aunt,
and she would never approve of this match.
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I would be destitute!
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But you'd have me to love.
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[scoffs]
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- I will not marry you.
- [gasps]
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Not now. Not ever.
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- [scoffs]
- [Emily] Then go.
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You stole my heart,
now leave me my reputation.
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And yet...
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you tempt me still.
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[stammers, grunts]
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Shh.
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Um, I should not be here.
Uh, good evening. [clears throat]
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to, uh-- interrupt.
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Are you okay?
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I'm ruined.
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Oh, what-what-what do you mean ruined?
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A couple caught alone is a scandal!
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If the man refuses to marry the lady,
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she will no longer be acceptable
to polite society.
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Oh, this is so Bridgerton. [sighs]
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I love these old skies,
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ripe with constellations
being found and named.
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The Bear. The Ram.
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All chosen by the astronomer de Lacaille.
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Great with stars, bad with names.
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Called one star system Norma.
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Do you never stop chattering?
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Okay, Rogue.
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You're tall, you're handsome,
you're arrogant.
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You look great in that jacket.
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So there's one thing I have to ask...
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Is that a shoe?
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No one walks away from a situation
with one less shoe. You'd notice.
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I suggest look for the other shoe.
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[Doctor] Over there.
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A shoe and a leg. Oh, no.
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Oh, man. Oh, m--
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This is the duchess.
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This is the duchess's clothes.
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[the sonic whirs]
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- I'm sorry.
- [sighs]
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This is no way to die.
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And you knew.
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You didn't even flinch.
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Because it's obvious.
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This is a murder far beyond
the technology of planet Earth.
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It could only be done
by someone brilliant.
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- And monstrous.
- And ruthless.
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- Contemptible.
- [both] You.
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[both] You.
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[both] No, you.
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Excuse me, I think--
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You.
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If you ask me, he's an idiot.
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Honestly, my mate Bex,
she'd tie him to a lamp post in his pants.
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- [chuckling] The funny things you say.
- [chuckles]
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But his station in life is too tenuous.
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He must find a good match,
and I have no dowry to speak of.
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Oh, pfft. You know what?
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He sounds like he's choosing
his cushy lifestyle over love.
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Cushy?
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[stammers] Comfortable, like a cushion.
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Cushy.
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I like it.
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Yeah, okay. Uh, maybe don't use it a lot.
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Yeah, okay.
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Okay.
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- Okay. [chuckles]
- Ah. [chuckles]
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- Your words amuse me.
- [chuckles]
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It's such a pleasure to meet you, Miss...
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Oh, Ruby.
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And I'm Miss Emily Beckett.
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But most people here would delight
in the gossip, not offer me comfort.
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Well, nah. You know what my mum says?
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"If it's not your life,
why are you telling it?" [clicks tongue]
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She's annoyingly smart.
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Right. [sighs]
You know how I forget about a man?
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I go dancing.
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You know this is not a good look
for you in any century.
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Keep moving.
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So who do you think I am?
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I know you're a Chuldur.
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The shapeshifters.
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[chuckles]
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I mean, I've heard of them.
I've never met one.
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Unless I have.
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Drop the act, Doc.
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There's a Chuldur at work on this planet,
and I've been paid good money to find you.
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Okay, firstly, "Doc"?
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No, thank you, sir. Please.
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Secondly, you are a bounty hunter?
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That is so cool.
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Catching monsters, getting into scrapes.
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Meeting handsome strangers.
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I'm here for the money. Nothing more.
259
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,840
So where are you taking me?
260
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,600
- My ship.
- [laughs]
261
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,960
Where'd you hide a spaceship in 1813?
262
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,800
[Rogue] It's cloaked past that shed.
263
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,520
Shed? That's my ship.
264
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,840
You travel in a shed?
265
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,920
Love the shed.
266
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,400
- Why isn't it cloaked?
- It's behind a tree.
267
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,280
[tool whirs]
268
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,360
Now that's a ship.
269
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,760
[chamber music playing]
270
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,680
A wonderful party, Your Grace.
271
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,960
Thank you.
272
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600
Nice costume.
273
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,120
[feathers ruffle, chirps]
274
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,320
Tight fit.
275
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,240
Oh, you're the duchess?
276
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,360
[sniffs]
277
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,960
Of course. I should've scented you.
278
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,680
I wanted to be her next.
279
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,800
Too slow, love.
280
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,040
[inhales sharply] Although,
I was hoping someone here would be royal.
281
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,680
Nevertheless, I have picked my outfit
for the wedding.
282
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,400
Oh, really? Who?
283
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,600
[duchess] Lady Ruby Sunday.
284
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,120
She just seems so... different.
285
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,200
[sighs]
286
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:49,920
So, this place is a mess.
287
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,000
[chuckles]
288
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,840
- Rogue, honey, you need company.
- I live alone.
289
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,720
[chuckling] Baby, I can see.
290
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,040
But was that always the case?
291
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840
Why do you ask?
292
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,320
This is an old asteroid hopper
293
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,640
piloted by two.
294
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,200
Not anymore. Stand there.
295
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,120
What do those things do?
296
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,240
It's a trap.
297
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,440
Tri-form on.
298
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,400
[automated voice] Tri-form activated.
299
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,800
[Doctor stammers]
300
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,640
Oh, I see.
301
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,800
My name is bond.
302
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,040
Molecular bond.
303
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,920
It works as a transport gate.
It just needs time to charge up.
304
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,080
[Doctor] Transport to where?
305
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,920
- The incinerator.
- [controls beeping]
306
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,000
It's a death sentence.
307
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,800
You're a killer.
308
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,120
Oh, well.
309
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,640
- How about tri-form off?
- [the sonic beeps]
310
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,800
[tri-form buzzes, hums]
311
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,000
- Tri-form off.
- It's deadlocked.
312
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,120
You can't turn it off until it's charged,
and once it's charged...
313
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,680
[tool whirs]
314
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,880
- ...I press send.
- Yeah?
315
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,520
Well, my gadget can do more things
than your gadget.
316
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,800
[Rogue] You're not scaring me.
317
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,640
The ship would've registered that
as a dangerous device.
318
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,760
Instead, it says...
319
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,880
[gasps]
320
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,280
- ...screwdriver.
- Yes.
321
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,200
Which is convenient because I've been
wanting some new shelves over there.
322
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,120
[Doctor] Oh, ha-ha. No.
323
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,120
But it does do all sorts of things.
324
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,600
[the sonic whirs]
325
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,520
Ah.
326
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,000
[the sonic stops whirring, clicks]
327
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,920
Did you get your name
from Dungeons and Dragons?
328
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,560
Roll for Insight.
329
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Oh, I'm sorry.
330
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,880
[Scottish accent] Was that a wee smile
from the most serious man in history?
331
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,680
- And it says that you're wired for sound.
- [the sonic beeps]
332
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,160
["Can't Get You Out of My Head" playing]
333
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,720
[normal voice] Now, this is a surprise.
334
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,480
Oh, I love this.
335
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,880
Classic!
336
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,960
[music stops]
337
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,120
[music resumes]
338
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,520
[control panel beeps]
339
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,120
[beeping continues]
340
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,400
- [music stops]
- Mm-mmm.
341
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,240
[music resumes]
342
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,280
[music stops]
343
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,920
Oh!
344
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,040
[music resumes]
345
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,840
I'm just standing still, baby.
346
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,720
[laughing]
347
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,400
[pants]
348
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,960
Give me-- Give me that device.
349
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,600
[lip-syncing]
♪ Boy, your lovin' is all I think about ♪
350
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,680
[Rogue] Now.
351
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,760
[music ends]
352
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,720
Have your fun, Doctor.
You've got very little time left.
353
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,040
Ro-- [chuckles]
354
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,560
Rogue, I am telling you,
you have got the wrong man, okay?
355
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,840
And I can prove it.
356
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,680
This authenticates me as non-Chuldur.
357
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,280
- It says, "You're hot."
- Does it?
358
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,440
I'm sorry-- No. It's broken.
359
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,320
- Is it you're hot or I'm hot?
- I-- No.
360
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,200
- It is just that it's--
- Who's hot, Doctor?
361
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,160
It means the temperature.
362
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,680
Ah. It suits you. Flustered.
It's a good look.
363
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,840
- You should try it more often.
- Says the man about to kill me.
364
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,720
Gotta do my job,
but just for the paperwork...
365
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,400
This job has so much paperwork
ever since we got that new boss.
366
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,800
- [automated voice] Scanning.
- [scanner clicks]
367
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,880
[Rogue] Ah!
368
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,240
Deep scanner confirmed.
369
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,160
Shapeshifter.
370
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,560
[automated voice] Transport gate charging.
371
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:19,360
Press send in ten vexils...
372
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,600
[machine whirs]
373
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,960
I'm just so trigger-happy.
374
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,520
How long does a vexil last?
375
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,920
- ...nine...
- Oh, that long.
376
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,960
- [smacks lips] Nice knowing ya, Doc.
- ...eight...
377
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,080
Rogue, I am telling you,
you've got the wrong man.
378
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,840
If you kill me, you leave a Chuldur
out there on 19th-century Earth.
379
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,880
Think of all the innocent people
that would die!
380
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,840
- And if I've only got five vexils...
- ...four...
381
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,200
- ...then I beg of you, look.
- ...three...
382
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,440
- Scanning...
- [panting]
383
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,400
- [tri-form whirs, pulses]
- ...two...
384
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,680
one...
385
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,680
Press send.
386
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,120
Press send.
387
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,040
I'm not a Chuldur.
388
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,760
I'm something much older
and far more powerful.
389
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:08,480
I'm a Lord of Time from the lost
and fallen planet of Gallifrey.
390
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,920
Now, let me go, bounty hunter.
391
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,240
We have work to do.
392
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
Wow.
393
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,040
- [both giggling]
- [Emily] We can't keep hiding.
394
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,440
Oh, we can. They all wanna find you
a husband downstairs,
395
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,120
but you can do whatever you want.
396
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,160
- Oh, you are revolutionary.
- No, I mean it.
397
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,520
You can do whatever you like
without Lord Barton.
398
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,640
Come on,
what do you wanna do with your life?
399
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,800
Well, I'll marry
someone lesser and smaller.
400
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,720
There may not be love,
but perhaps a kindly smile at dinner
401
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,520
and then a shared grave.
402
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,640
Aw. Right.
403
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,720
- So, you mean till death? [inhales deeply]
- What choice do I have?
404
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,880
Oh, so much more, Emily.
Oh, let me tell you.
405
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,800
This life may seem small,
but there are horizons out there
406
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,320
- and adventures and mountains...
- [gasps]
407
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,640
...to be climbed-- No!
408
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,640
[gasps, groans] Who is that?
409
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,960
- [owl hooting]
- [crickets chirping]
410
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,480
You ready for this?
411
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,680
It's not my first shed. [sighs]
412
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,480
[TARDIS hums]
413
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,600
[Rogue] Oh, my God.
414
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:25,760
♪ Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination ♪
415
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:33,480
♪ Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination ♪
416
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,400
[chuckling] I'm in love...
417
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,800
with this machine.
418
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,520
Mm-hmm.
419
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,680
Dimensionally transcendental...
420
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,080
- [TARDIS beeps, humming]
- ...and so clean.
421
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,880
Yes, the things that you don't recognise
are called surfaces.
422
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,960
[chuckles] Oh, man.
You make me sound so boring.
423
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,400
[TARDIS groans]
424
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,240
What was that?
425
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,120
Nothing. Indigestion.
426
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,680
She gets upset by bounty hunters.
427
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,320
It's the moral void. No offence. [giggles]
428
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,480
And this. From the ancient
and fallen world of Gallifrey.
429
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,440
- Where the hell is that?
- Well, I might take you one day.
430
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,880
[switches clicking]
431
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,240
[chimes, humming]
432
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,880
[Doctor] All right.
433
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,600
In a few minutes,
it will no longer be a deathtrap.
434
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,760
You are welcome.
435
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,560
Why? What does it do now?
436
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,880
Well, whatever the Chuldur has done,
I can't let you kill it.
437
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,800
I also can't let it kill others.
438
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:38,360
So, instead, we will transport it
to a random, barren dimension.
439
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,400
No one to hurt. No way back.
440
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,960
- [Rogue] Huh.
- Okay.
441
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,360
Who did you lose?
442
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,840
[chuckling] What?
443
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,760
You lost someone.
444
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,360
- How'd you know that?
- Because I know.
445
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,560
There was...
446
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,040
Yeah.
447
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,640
We travelled together.
We had fun, you know? [chuckles]
448
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,640
And then a day came along,
and at the end of that day...
449
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,960
I lost them.
450
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520
What about you?
451
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,440
I lost everyone.
452
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,680
At the party, I saw you with that woman.
453
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,600
Hmm. My best friend. [giggles]
454
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,440
Do you ever wonder...
455
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,880
- Why keep going?
- Because we have to.
456
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,680
We have to live each day
because they can't.
457
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,040
You don't have to stay
a bounty hunter, Rogue.
458
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,840
You could travel with me.
Oh, the worlds I could show you, Rogue.
459
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
[both chuckle]
460
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,840
And what if I like what I do?
461
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,040
Would you travel with me?
462
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,560
That is quite an argument.
463
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,800
I'll tell you what. When we both
get out of this... [breathes deeply]
464
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,920
...let's argue across the stars.
465
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,920
I'd like that.
466
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,680
[console chimes]
467
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,080
The trap is ready.
468
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,320
Now, let's get back to this party
before anyone else dies!
469
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,400
- [chamber music playing]
- [guests chattering]
470
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,120
- There's a body upstairs.
- There's a shapeshifter killing people--
471
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,680
- Someone has killed her.
- Oh, you know?
472
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,160
Should we be telling humans?
473
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,120
Ruby, 2024. Rogue,
outer-space bounty hunter. Nice lady?
474
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,560
- Emily.
- Emily, 1813.
475
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,520
The duchess,
a shapeshifting Chuldur. Okay?
476
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,880
I know the word, "Okay".
477
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,520
- [music ends]
- [applause]
478
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,080
Okay, but what does anyone get
out of killing these people?
479
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,480
I mean, I know they're posh snobs
and all that,
480
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,200
but we found the housekeeper dead.
I mean, why would anybody do that?
481
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,480
[chamber music playing]
482
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,000
The dance. The drama.
483
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,400
The emotion. Oh, man. It's cosplay.
484
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,400
- All of this. The Chuldur is cosplaying.
- [gasps]
485
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,120
You said a Chuldur comes to a planet
and tries on people like outfits,
486
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,480
all for the fun of it.
Exactly like cosplay.
487
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,200
Wait, so you mean it's literally
dressing up and playing at Bridgerton?
488
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,200
Could be. I mean, those TV signals
beam out across the stars.
489
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,920
What are these TV signals?
490
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,080
N-No time.
491
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,240
Uh, we need to get the duchess
outside on her own.
492
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,800
And if there's one thing
that attracts her, it's scandal.
493
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,440
And outrage. And plot twists.
494
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,640
So, come on, Rogue.
495
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,720
Shall we?
496
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,720
I don't see how us dancing
will create a scene.
497
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:16,120
Then you should have researched this era
a little more because we are scandalous.
498
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,000
[Rogue] So, what is this ancient
Earth tradition of cosplay?
499
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,040
[Doctor chuckles] Oh, Rogue.
500
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,880
It's when fans dress up as characters
that they like,
501
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,240
and in our Chuldur's case,
it's Bridgerton.
502
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Who is that?
503
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,320
[guests gasp]
504
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,440
Quite the sight.
505
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,680
Oh, my, ladies. This is shocking.
506
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,760
We need to have a big fight so we
can storm out and draw her to us.
507
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,720
The Chuldur cosplay. Not me.
508
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:50,000
This is the wrong time to be strong
and silent and so attractive.
509
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,600
- How dare you, my lord?
- [guests gasp]
510
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,080
[music stops]
511
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,080
Oh, this is new.
512
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:01,200
You would ask me to give up my title,
my fortune,
513
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,480
but what future can you promise me?
514
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,320
[stammers]
515
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,640
- You cad!
- [guests gasp]
516
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:17,120
Tell me what your heart wants,
or I shall turn my back on you forever.
517
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,520
[stammers] I--
518
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,440
[whispers] Say anything.
519
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,280
[guests gasp, murmur]
520
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,760
Sorry, I ca--
521
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,400
I can't.
522
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,760
[gasps]
523
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,800
- Oh, I must play them. [inhales sharply]
- Intercept.
524
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,480
- You go that way.
- [bones click]
525
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,880
[bones click]
526
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,080
[Chuldur shrieks]
527
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,200
[gasps]
528
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,640
[screeches]
529
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,960
What? By the Lord.
530
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Oh, it's him. It's not the duchess.
531
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,840
- [gasps]
- What is he?
532
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,160
How can you even talk like this?
Who are you?
533
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,480
- [whimpers]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
534
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,000
Now keep the duchess talking.
535
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
A Chuldur is strong, and if she starts
to change you, it won't stop.
536
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,760
Quick question.
How many does this trap hold?
537
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,200
One.
538
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,280
Because there's only one Chuldur, yeah?
539
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,920
[bones clicking]
540
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,000
- It's a Chuldur family.
- Uh-huh.
541
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,640
I want to be the Doctor.
542
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,600
- Who wants to fight for the other one?
- Run.
543
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,640
- I'm normally the one that says that.
- [Chuldur] Me. Me. Me.
544
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,160
[Chuldur screeching]
545
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,040
[screeches]
546
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,720
[Chuldur] I found them! [warbles]
547
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:14,320
- Gentlemen, we just want some fun!
- [Chuldur screeching]
548
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,880
[duchess] I would love to be the Doctor.
549
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,840
[Chuldur screeches]
550
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,560
Breaking spines. Removing tonsils.
551
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,800
Live vivisection!
552
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,840
[Chuldur screeching]
553
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,480
Now find them!
554
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,240
[sighs] I want a new look.
555
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,040
[sighs]
556
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,600
[Chuldur screeches]
557
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,200
[squawks]
558
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,680
[squawks]
559
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:00,880
[Chuldur squawks]
560
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,760
[warbles]
561
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,360
[warbles]
562
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,600
[screeches]
563
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,280
Where are they?
564
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,600
- Any luck?
- The stables are empty.
565
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,960
Back to the house.
566
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,360
We must advance with the wedding.
567
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,920
That should get them out of hiding.
568
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,720
She said wedding?
569
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,120
But four of them.
570
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,480
We've only got a trap for one.
What do we do?
571
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,960
[duchess] When we start the action,
these human beings will panic and scream.
572
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,000
It'll ruin the authenticity
of the evening.
573
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,400
Oh, but I like the panic
and the screaming bit.
574
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,680
This is what we came for.
575
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,280
The gossip, the romance, the scandal.
576
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,520
We still have the big finale wedding
to come, and then London.
577
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,240
We can play our games
on a magnificent scale.
578
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,400
Parliament first. Then royalty.
I can be king.
579
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,440
And we can start wars with the French
and the Spanish and the Portuguese,
580
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,520
and everyone who doesn't look British.
581
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,600
And bloodshed.
582
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,360
- And cannons.
- Gunpowder.
583
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,560
We're gonna cosplay this planet to death.
584
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,520
- Thank you.
- [the sonic whirs]
585
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,200
- A little bit of zizz.
- Zizz?
586
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,440
Technical term.
I can make this transport gate carry four.
587
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,800
There might be others.
588
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,280
- Right. Uh, six. Six maximum.
- [the sonic whirs]
589
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,360
The problem is too much weight.
This can now only work once.
590
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,440
We've got one try at this, Rogue.
Just one.
591
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,480
We've gotta get it right first time.
592
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,480
Oh, Emily.
593
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,760
Emily, I'm sorry.
I know it's hard, but trust me.
594
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,680
There are scary things in the universe,
but the good things always outnumber 'em.
595
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,520
How can you say these things?
596
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,680
You with your TV and your okay.
597
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,360
Uh, okay, look, the truth is--
598
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,920
Nah, you've seen enough.
599
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,760
I'm not from your world.
600
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,640
I come from the future.
601
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,880
You are truly remarkable.
602
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,960
[chuckles]
603
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,080
And I thought I was interesting.
604
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,120
A bookish little wallflower,
risking it all for a secret love.
605
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,840
- But you?
- [fan thuds]
606
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,320
You are wild
607
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,080
- and brave and rude.
- [sighs]
608
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,720
Living a life of adventure
from times yet to come.
609
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,440
Oh, Ruby Sunday...
610
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,640
- [bones click]
- [gasps]
611
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,440
I want to be you.
612
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,000
- [zapping]
- [Ruby screams]
613
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,920
["Eine kleine Nachtmusik"
playing on strings]
614
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,480
[speaking French]
615
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,280
[guests screaming, clamouring]
616
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,680
[speaking French, German]
617
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,960
[speaking French]
618
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,800
- [squawks]
- [guests gasp, shriek]
619
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,400
[sighs] Oh, come now, loves, a party
isn't a party without a costume change.
620
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,680
And don't I look fabulous?
621
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,840
[squawks]
622
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,560
[guests screaming]
623
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,560
[duchess] Silence!
624
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,800
- Any sign of Ruby?
- Not seen her.
625
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,200
They've locked the doors.
626
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,520
This is the endgame.
627
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,200
- Chuldur leave no witnesses.
- [duchess] Darlings...
628
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:42,280
- [Rogue] They'll slaughter everyone.
- ...now it is time for the season finale.
629
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:48,920
And what could be better than a wedding?
630
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,920
[gasps] And here they come.
631
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,080
Bride and groom. [moans]
632
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,360
[giggles]
633
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,520
How does it feel to be Lady Ruby?
634
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,120
[Ruby] Mmm. Delicious.
635
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,720
- [whispers] I'm sorry.
- [whispers] They got her.
636
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,200
[duchess] She looks good on you.
637
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,280
[bones click]
638
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,000
[warbles]
639
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,200
[Carla] Doctor.
640
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,920
Doctor, look.
641
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,160
You know I can't stop her,
and I wouldn't wanna do that.
642
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,520
And if anyone deserves to see it all,
feel it all, it's Ruby.
643
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,600
[chuckles]
644
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,120
[Carla] But I'm still her mum.
645
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,200
I need to know she'll be okay.
646
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,560
You'll keep her safe?
647
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,520
I will keep her safe.
648
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,120
I promise.
649
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,200
[sobs]
650
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,880
[clattering]
651
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,400
[distant screaming]
652
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,560
Now, every wedding needs a vicar.
653
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,840
You.
654
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,240
Step forward, sir.
655
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,320
- Madam. Your Grace. Your "birdiness".
- [warbles]
656
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,400
Hmm?
657
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:23,760
I cannot sanction wedlock
for creatures from hell.
658
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,840
[warbles]
659
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,280
[guests gasp, clamouring]
660
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,160
- [guests screaming]
- [vicar pants]
661
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,760
[shrieks]
662
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,960
[groans]
663
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,920
How long do they live for? [sniffles]
664
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,680
- Chuldur?
- Mmm.
665
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,000
They have a lifespan of 600 years.
666
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,720
Good. Good.
667
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,920
It's a long time to suffer.
668
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:10,800
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
in the sight of the unholy--
669
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,440
[scoffs] Oh, whatever.
Et cetera, praise be, holibobs--
670
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,880
to witness the marriage
of Lord Barton to Miss Ruby.
671
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,160
- I object!
- [guests gasping]
672
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,800
Sorry, had we reached that bit yet?
673
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,360
It's very hard to hear out here.
674
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:31,120
I object to this wedding
675
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,440
and to all that you are, Chuldur.
676
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,680
[sniffs] Taste his inhuman scent.
677
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,080
Mmm. Breathe it in deep, baby,
because I am exuding,
678
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,280
and I am one of a kind.
679
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,720
He is quite unique.
680
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,320
[Chuldur] He's something unknown.
I want to be him!
681
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,920
I want it! I want it!
682
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:55,360
And I want you standing
exactly there for this.
683
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,640
[Chuldur laugh]
684
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,720
One-third of a transport gate?
685
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,360
[Chuldur] One-third of a trap.
686
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,280
One-third of a brain, Doctor.
687
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,760
Of course.
688
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,920
I need the other two pieces.
I wonder where they are.
689
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,840
[inhales deeply] Oh.
690
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,000
[buzzes]
691
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,200
For the desecration of Ruby Sunday,
you deserve only this.
692
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,800
- Tri-form on!
- [Chuldur clamour]
693
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,840
[automated voice] Trap locked at five.
694
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,280
How dare you, sir?
695
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,200
[guests screaming]
696
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,240
[tri-form hums]
697
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,040
You'll pay for this.
698
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,120
But when?
699
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:32,280
Because five passengers in a transport
gate gives about... [groans] ...uh, 80 vexils.
700
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,360
- So-- [chuckles]
- Doctor, how long's a vexil?
701
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,640
Don't pretend.
702
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,160
No, I'm not. It's me, Doctor.
703
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,760
Nice try.
704
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,240
[grunts] Me mum's called Carla,
and me gran's called Cherry,
705
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,440
and it snowed when I was born,
706
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,800
and we met space babies,
and I'm really, really sorry.
707
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,400
But how?
708
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,560
I cosplayed. [chuckles]
709
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,480
["Poker Face" playing on strings]
710
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,600
Battle mode.
711
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,480
[grunting]
712
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,280
- [grunts]
- [Ruby] Whoa! [chuckles]
713
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,880
[screams]
714
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,680
[bones click]
715
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,080
[Emily screams]
716
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,840
Doctor, I can't move. [sobs]
717
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,520
That's what she did to me!
718
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,760
How could you mistake her for me?
719
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,840
[Barton] She has the scent of a Chuldur.
720
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,320
You idiot! It's a false scent
from that cheap psychic jewellery.
721
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,680
[pants] Tri-form-- Tri-form off.
722
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,800
Tri-form off! Tri-form off! Tri-form off!
723
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,480
[automated voice] Transport gate charged.
724
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,760
- [tri-form humming]
- Press send.
725
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,280
[duchess] You won't press send.
726
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,240
You're too soft and feeble
to dispatch your little blonde friend.
727
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,280
Emily, you have my full permission.
728
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,560
Become the Doctor.
729
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,720
[squawks]
730
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,440
[gasps] Um.
731
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,280
[both grunt]
732
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,120
- [grunts]
- [Emily squawking]
733
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,280
[automated voice] Trap locked at six.
734
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,320
[Rogue] Doctor, press send.
735
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,400
- We've only got one chance.
- I can't.
736
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,960
He's too much of a coward.
737
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,240
Press the button.
738
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,600
- It will send Ruby.
- No, Doctor. It's fine--
739
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,840
No! No, no! No!
740
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,080
If you don't send, the Chuldur
will escape, and Ruby dies anyway.
741
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,240
[automated voice] Transport gate charged.
742
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,400
It's fine.
743
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,760
[automated voice] Press send.
744
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,800
[Rogue] They'll kill us.
745
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,440
Then this house. Then London.
Then the world.
746
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,600
You know that.
747
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,080
You absolutely know it.
748
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,160
So can you do it?
749
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,040
[sobs]
750
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,520
Can you lose your friend
to save the world?
751
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,800
[sobbing]
752
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,200
[sniffles]
753
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,960
No.
754
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:00,880
I know.
755
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,480
[sobs, sighs]
756
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,560
- [Ruby] Rogue, no!
- [grunts]
757
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,920
[automated voice] Matter exchange.
758
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,120
Trap locked at six.
759
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,480
[gasps]
760
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,880
Find me.
761
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,520
- [tri-form whirs]
- [duchess yelps]
762
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,320
[gasps]
763
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,040
- You okay?
- Mmm.
764
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,760
[sniffles, sighs]
765
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,240
[the sonic beeps, hums]
766
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,560
[spaceship whirring]
767
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,680
Just sending the ship into orbit
around the moon,
768
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,680
- so it can wait, as long as it takes.
- [the sonic beeping]
769
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,840
Can't we use the TARDIS and go find him?
770
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,120
- [chuckles]
- [the sonic beeps]
771
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,400
There are as many dimensions
as there are atoms in the universe.
772
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,120
[inhales deeply]
773
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,240
Don't even know his real name. [chuckles]
774
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,520
I'm sorry.
775
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,600
[inhales deeply]
776
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:09,200
Anyway, it is what it is. So, onwards.
777
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,800
Fine. Next. Off we go.
778
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,640
- Where shall we go? Anywhere.
- Doctor, you don't have to be like this.
779
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,160
I have to be like this
'cause this is what I'm like.
780
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,400
Onwards. Upwards. New horizons.
781
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,840
- Moving on. It's fine--
- Okay, can you just shut up a second?
782
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,360
[chuckles]
783
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,680
[breathes deeply]
784
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,440
It's good to have you back, Ruby.
785
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,640
And you, Doctor.
786
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,880
[giggles]
787
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,400
[both humming]
788
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,040
[theme song playing]
789
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,440
{\an8}[Doctor] Everywhere I land,
a woman appears.
790
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,760
In every dream, I'm there.
791
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,880
[Doctor] She doesn't know why,
but she remembered them.
792
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,840
Doctor. There's something wrong.
793
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,800
Whatever it is, here it comes.
794
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,880
[song continues]