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{\an8}集名:狭路相逢(下)

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{\an8}一切都变了

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{\an8}开膛手以其人之道还治其人之身

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{\an8}并且兑现了她的承诺
把罪犯统统清扫一空

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{\an8}市政府嘉奖了她
更糟的是 州长授予她绝对权力

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{\an8}彻底铲除犯罪 打造一个完美的城市

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{\an8}就连小偷小摸也被卷进了她的行动

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{\an8}嗯?

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等等!我可以再投一个硬币进去
拜托了

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如今这座城市已面目全非

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{\an8}蒂芙尼·美茸茸
在博物馆为您现场直播

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{\an8}由于犯罪绝迹 这些警卫都失业了

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{\an8}我还要养家糊口!

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{\an8}真惨啊

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{\an8}幸好作为犯罪记者 我的工作很稳定

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{\an8}等...

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雕像失窃那天本该是开膛手的末日

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本该是坏蛋联盟重续连胜的日子

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结果 开膛手却在那天赢了

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我们还能出去吗?

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坏蛋联盟还能做坏事吗?还能...

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你能闭嘴吗?

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现在关禁闭都算放假了

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我们能不能专心点想想怎么逃出去?

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早想好了 甜蜜的自由 我们来了

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没那么甜蜜

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《坏蛋联盟:剧集版》

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我们得离开这里 可是怎么走呢?

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也许我...嗯 然后我可以...

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我想到了!

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我们试过的办法都失败了

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严格来说 我的挖地道计划没失败
只是还没成功而已

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小蛇 快说你在下水道找到了出路

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不 那是个死循环

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但也有好消息

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我能顺着管道去别的牢房做交易

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你们想要什么?
零食蛋糕?发胶?还是泡面?

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厕所零食

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要不是我电脑被收在证物室
我就能黑掉牢门

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还有我做的肥皂笔记本 也没法开机

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我再说一次 我很想用
那块肥皂在厕所洗个澡

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我在这里都要臭了!

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小蛇 或许你能用这玩意儿换点好货

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我很厉害 但没那么厉害

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我们得弄点极品货色
才能换回你的真电脑

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早上好 罪犯们
多么美好的早晨啊

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外面的城市比以往都要完美

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而这里 才是你们该待的地方

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永远被关起来

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算你走运 你在外面 我们在里面

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干脆舒服待着吧 但也别太舒服

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这里马上就要变得更拥挤了

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警卫加里 不!

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哦 那个小可爱能犯什么事?

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他在被解雇后
大半夜闯进博物馆 然后被抓了

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你们可以解雇我
但阻止不了我当警卫

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可你闯入现场 现在就是罪犯了

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罪犯就是你们这辈子的唯一下场

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但城市里其他人还有机会

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一个变完美的机会

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既然我来了
就要清理垃圾 彻底大扫除

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是吗?是我整顿你的地盘

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我是说大房子 也就是监狱
因为我要带大家逃出去

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我就知道 我找到了一把...

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旧牙刷?

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恶心

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我先要了!我这口牙感觉...快长毛了

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等等 发现好东西了

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厕纸 监狱里最珍贵的硬通货

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你觉得能用它换回我的电脑吗?

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这半球的马桶是逆时针冲水的吗?
当然是

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绝对不行

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但我真的憋不住了

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换到了吗?

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- 嗯!
- 我说什么来着?

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站在你面前的是厕所之王

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好吧 以前我们都是因为打劫进来
今天 我们要越狱

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万丝通 门那边怎么样?

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什么门?

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开膛手把这地方管得太死了 太死了

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每天都在同一时间发生同样的事

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三、二...

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他从哪儿学的微波炉说话腔调?

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我是说...

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走!

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嘿 机器傻瓜 吃这个!

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别傻看着 快走

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我才让你们负责一个下午
就让坏蛋联盟跑了?

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就因为一点食物残渣
你们就分心了?

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我抓过他们一次 就能再抓一次

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但这一次我吸取教训了

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我之前太宽容

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让我看看你的控制面板

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嗯 确定

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我要把你的灵敏度调到最高

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从现在起 我们不光要抓罪犯

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还要严惩各种恶作剧、失误、禁忌

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还有我最讨厌的失礼行为

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我倒要看看坏蛋联盟这回怎么逃

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我们逃出来啦!

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这里的空气好新鲜

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是自由的味道

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- 你觉得开膛手注意到我们跑了吗?
- 谁在乎啊?

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真希望再也别看到她的那张脸

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把我们关起来
毁了我们完美的犯罪连胜记录

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我们现在该怎么办?

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干我们这种罪犯的老本行

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离开这座城市 改头换面
找个别的地方重新作案

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或许我该再留个小胡子

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小蛇 你上次留胡子 就像嘴唇脱皮

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离开这座城市?真的吗?

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非走不可吗?真让人难过

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我们在这儿留下了很多回忆

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可我们还有别的选择吗?

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我还有好多系统想黑进去呢

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还有好多隐私没被我侵犯呢

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那条小巷 是我第一次偷东西的地方

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那条小巷 是我第一次被抓的地方

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老巢在那里
不敢相信我不小心把它炸了

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老巢在那边

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我永远都不会忘记

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或许还有别的方法?

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这个地方是我们的一部分

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小狼

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想想 开膛手还不知道我们逃走了

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小狼

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我们占了上风 还能打她个措手不及

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小狼

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伙计们 你们就不能等我一下
别打断我的讲话吗?

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我好尴尬啊

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我们该怎么做?

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你们找错人了

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我叫强尼·“小胡子”·特罗皮卡纳

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好吧 至少值得一试

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上车

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谢谢你救了我们

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开膛手和她的机器人盯上我们了

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开膛手现在不光是打击犯罪了

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她在打击任何不“完美”的人

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她禁止嚼口香糖、熬夜
听大声的音乐

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衬衫下摆外露 披萨上放菠萝

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这条我有点同意 没人能幸免

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说真的 我还挺怀念你们捣乱的

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犯罪记者没案子报道就没什么活

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每天净是些花边新闻和剪彩

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她连大剪刀都禁了
剪彩还有什么意义?

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开膛手不把城市变得绝对完美
绝不会罢休

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所以我要离开这里

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你们想去哪儿 我都能送
除了巴斯托 我从不经停巴斯托

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谢谢你的提议 蒂芙尼

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还有你那番神秘的心路历程

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但我们不打算离开

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我们不走吗?

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我们不能让开膛手
用扭曲的完美毁了城市

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我以前觉得 我们必须当完美罪犯

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保持完美的犯罪记录

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但既然搞砸了 我意识到...

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就算不完美 又怎么了?

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这会让我们算不上罪犯吗?

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算是吧

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不算吗?

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也许吧

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选D 以上皆是

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追求完美 结果好坏全抛弃

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没错 我意识到完美就是牢笼

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开膛手要把整座城市变成大监狱

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但这是我们的城市
值得我们拯救 你们说呢?

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我们干了 但怎么做?
她有机器人军队

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我有个主意 但光靠我们不行

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蒂芙尼 在你走之前
能帮我们播个新闻吗?

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鲨鲨 鱼仔 我需要你们的帮助

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当然可以 小狼

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我们准备好了

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刚从那个又黑又臭悲惨的监狱里出来

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我要送你们回那座监狱

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只是暂时的 把其他帮派救出来帮忙

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我们花了好久 才搞清楚怎么逃出来

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我不是针对鱼兄鱼弟
但我们没那么聪明

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确实

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我已经黑进安保系统了

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监狱屏蔽了信号 没法用对讲机联系

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只要在中央电脑 输入这个密码

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就能打开所有的牢门

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很简单 你们不可能搞砸

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别跟我说什么不可能!

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好了 伙计们
干掉开膛手 拯救我们的城市

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当坏蛋一直都这么好玩吗?

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怪不得你们以此为生

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开膛手机器人
我们要潜进去解除它的武装

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稳住

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为什么是我抱着你?

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虽然我是力量担当 但你大我五倍

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你差点让我们被发现

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我的错 不会再有下次了

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好了 万丝通已经黑进系统了

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只要输入那个密码 就能进去

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- 把那张纸给我
- 什么?我以为你拿了

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不对 那是你的活

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我不同意 鱼弟 但没空争论了

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那个密码非常好记

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我们只要想起来就行

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我满脑子只有“汉堡”这个词

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密码是“汉堡”吗?

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我脑子里就像霓虹灯
一直在闪着“汉堡”

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不是“汉堡” 是别的东西 是...

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也许是“汉堡”

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- 该死
- 我敢肯定就是

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要不要试试“汉堡汉堡”?

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没错 肯定是这个

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我已经黑进了开膛手的广播系统
行动开始

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- 准备好了?
- 好了

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严禁奔跑、跳跃或蹦起来

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严禁同时穿条纹和格纹衣服

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都要向我学习 打造完美城市

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嗨 大家好 你们最爱的社区罪犯

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至少在开膛手想除掉我们之前是

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或许起初你们觉得这是好事

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但当开膛手把所有人都变成罪犯时
感觉如何呢?

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她为了那个扭曲的完美任务

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已经忘了什么是“恰到好处”

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因为根本没有人是完美的

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我们都是好坏混杂的组合体

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说实话 你们真想时刻完美吗?

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好无聊

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熬过宵禁不是更有趣吗?

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饭前吃甜点

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把电梯按钮全部按一遍

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使劲摇晃苏打水 伙计们!

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张嘴吃东西 穿袜子配凉鞋

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尽情大声喊 不穿鞋袜也没事

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对 你们不完美 但那又怎样?
你我是一类人

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想办法关掉这些疯言疯语

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完美就是牢笼 是时候越狱了

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我们就指望大家了
为了城市好 做个不那么完美的人

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好了 各位

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罪犯还没走远 但他们跑不掉的

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现在回到各自岗位

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不准张望!那样违反规则

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我劝你别动 摇晃苏打水可不行

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不!给我找到坏蛋联盟

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(密码错误)

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看来不是“汉堡” “汉堡汉堡”
或“汉堡包”

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我们要试试“汉堡火腿”吗?
会不会太疯?

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说起来 汉堡到底是什么?
裹着碳水的蛋白质吗?

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汉堡是三明治吗?还是炸玉米饼吗?

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馅饼卷算汉堡吗?

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密码是“馅饼卷”吗?

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清醒点 我们得想出密码

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整座城市都指望我们呢
嘿 那是什么?

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什么是什么?

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挺搞笑的 密码原来一直在我这

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“万丝通的密码这是个好密码
干得漂亮”

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(安保已解除)

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我们快撤吧

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- 鱼兄!
- 鱼弟!

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谁想在饭前...吃甜点?

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那些机器人看着比我
晒完史诗级日光浴后还焦脆

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开膛手不该把它们调得这么敏感

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它们根本处理不了这么多事

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嘿 各位 看这里

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我是个刚越狱出来的罪犯

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我也是刚从监狱里跑出来的

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但我没穿干净内裤

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我放饮料不用杯垫

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我吃卷饼从中间开始啃

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咯吱

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人呢?你不是说他们在这儿吗

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嘿 我们正打算用打嗝念字母表
你们要加入吗?

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他们不是坏蛋联盟

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我们全都是坏蛋联盟!

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对 我们是坏蛋联盟!

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看 我说什么来着?
她那些小机器人根本应付不来

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市民都站我们这边
但要怎么搞定开膛手?

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有趣的部分来了 我的好鱼弟

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做咱们最擅长的事

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搞破坏

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别把早饭吐出来

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来客人了

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我正琢磨什么时候会碰上你们

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你好 坏蛋联盟

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伙计 你们还真是名副其实 对吧?

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让我算算 你们越狱了

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黑进了广播
还违规在劳动节之后穿白衣服

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太不像话了

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你们喜欢吗?我打算留着

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- 嗯 我喜欢
- 真有范儿

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够了! 回监狱待着去吧 机器人

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行吧 你确实可以这么干

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但我有种感觉 如果没有我们

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你会很难处理现在的烂摊子

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我们有个提议
或许能让大家都满意

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我觉得这些条款你会同意的

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那得看了才知道

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你觉得你很搞笑是吧

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等你们关进大牢后 看谁还能笑出来

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没人笑得出来!

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因为笑属于违反我的规定

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你这是乱扔垃圾吗?

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- 这肯定违反规则
- 太可恶了

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连我都不乱扔垃圾

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没错 要保护环境

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等等 你们耍我

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我也不知道 鲨鲨 你怎么看?

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嘿 听我的 给我退后

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别逼我生气 机器人

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吃我一镖

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事与愿违

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字面意思

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再见 开膛手
犯罪就是犯罪 罪犯就是罪犯

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只不过有些人比另一些人更擅长

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{\an8}开膛手因为她那苛刻的规则坐牢了

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{\an8}这座城市终于恢复了那份不完美

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{\an8}博物馆甚至办了个新展

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{\an8}展出历史上著名的叛逆者

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{\an8}猜猜谁要去剪彩?

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{\an8}把我的大剪刀拿来!

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干得漂亮 各位 城市夺回来了

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汉堡这主意真不错

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- 客气了
- 莫名其妙就很想吃汉堡

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我真的很高兴不用离开这里

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我已经喜欢上和你们这群傻瓜
在这里一起作案

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不过我还是想留那个“胡子”

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真让人头大

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- 别这样
- 我就不

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以后再说吧 小狼 接下来干嘛?

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来一场传统的抢劫如何?

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犯罪时间到
从现在起 没什么能阻挡我们

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