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♪ Get off your sled and go to bed ♪
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♪ Don't you ever tire? ♪
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♪ Throw a bone, I'm finally home ♪
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♪ curled up by the fire ♪
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♪ Snow is falling from the sky ♪
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♪ like ashes from an urn ♪
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♪ Sweet dreams, my little one ♪
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♪ Now it's my turn ♪
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♪ Well, Christmas is going to the dogs ♪
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♪ We'd rather have chew toys
than Yule logs ♪
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♪ And things aren't looking
very good, it's true ♪
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♪ So I'll just lay here and chew ♪
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♪ Now, when I sleep, I like to dream ♪
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- ♪ of rabbits in the snow ♪
- Merry Christmas.
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♪ Jumping right into my jaws ♪
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- ♪ from their rabbit hole ♪
- Hi!
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♪ Take one home and set him down ♪
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♪ right next to your shoes ♪
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♪ Wake up to a big surprise ♪
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♪ My gift to you ♪
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♪ And Christmas is going to the dogs ♪
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♪ We'd rather have chew toys
than Yule logs ♪
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♪ And things aren't looking
very good, it's true ♪
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♪ So I'll just lay here and chew ♪
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♪ And Christmas is going to the dogs ♪
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♪ We're scarfing down the turkey...
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Let's take a look
at the holiday forecast.
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Eleven and a half inches
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hit Downtown Boston last night.
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Looks like it's going to be
a very white Christmas.
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Better gas up those snowblowers
because there's more on the way.
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♪ So I'll just stay here and chew ♪
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Ugh.
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Come on, help me out here, Merv.
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Wh-Where's your other bootie?
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Fine. We'll just MacGyver it.
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Merv, come on.
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Come on, bud, please.
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I know, Merv.
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It sucks for me, too, okay?
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All right, buddy. In you go.
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Merv, go on.
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I'll see you next week.
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I love you, bud.
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Go on. Good boy.
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Hi, Mervy. Hi, buddy.
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Good boy.
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Stay.
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Yeah. Hi, buddy.
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I missed you.
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Ugh.
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Worst MacGyver ever.
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Let's get you fixed up, okay?
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Come on.
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How's that feel?
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Yeah.
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That feel... feel nice?
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Okay, Merv.
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I have something to tell you.
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Look at me.
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The thing is...
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me and Russ...
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Oh, no.
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He's not here.
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And he's not gonna be.
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I miss him, too, but it was too hard.
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I know it's hard, buddy.
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You're gonna be okay.
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All right.
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High five. Yeah.
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♪ You and me belong together ♪
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♪ like cold iced tea and warmer weather ♪
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♪ Where we lay out late
underneath the pines ♪
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♪ and we still have fun
when the sun won't shine ♪
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♪ You and me belong together ♪
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♪ all the time ♪
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He's the best one.
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And he's coming home with us.
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
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Oh.
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Christmassy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Too much?
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Uh, I'm pretty certain
people like holiday spirit.
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On your bed.
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On your bed.
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Aw.
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- What's up with him?
- I don't know.
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He's just been so tired lately.
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You're okay, right, buddy?
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Plus, I got him some new snacks.
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Oh, no. Not the snacks.
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Please tell me they aren't
the dried bull penis things again.
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They're his favorite.
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Plus the pig snouts
and the dried sardines,
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which make his coat all nice and shiny.
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Okay, it's no wonder you're not dating,
because you're literally just
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walking around
with dried fish in your purse.
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I'm not dating because
I don't want to date.
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Okay, come on. It's been six months.
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And... you're lonely.
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- I'm not.
- Yeah.
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No. Just 'cause I'm single
doesn't mean I'm lonely.
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Don't be that girl.
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Okay, but I am that girl, and you won't be
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when you meet the stud
that is "Mr. Lover Lover 101,"
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who might have just sent you
a winky emoji on Hinge.
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I'm not on Hinge.
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That's what you think. I signed you up.
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You're welcome. No, it's too late.
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Plus, you better get in there
because Mrs. Mabachas is waiting.
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You left Mrs. Mabachas alone in my room?
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You're welcome.
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My tía Gabriela, my tía Juliana,
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my tía Francisca, my tía Adriana
and my other tía Adriana.
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My tía Sofia, my tía Daniela
and my tía Gloria.
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Is that everyone, Bonnie?
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- Oh. And me, Bonnie.
- Great. Well done.
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Okay, big hand for Bonnie, guys.
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It's a real aunt farm you have there.
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Well done, everyone.
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I learned so much about your families.
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- Yes, Shauna.
- Where's your family tree?
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Mine?
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Oh, I didn't... I didn't do one.
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Aw.
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All right, all right.
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Well, it's not very interesting,
but very quickly...
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Granny Jess, Grandpa Michael,
Grandpa Matt, Granny Amy.
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They had my dad Jack.
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And they had my mom MJ.
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And they had me, Mr. Owens.
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Oh, and, uh, who's that?
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- Merv.
- Exactly.
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- Wait, wait, wait.
- So, what--
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That's it?
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Don't you have a wife or something?
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A wife?
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Um...
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no, I guess I don't.
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My cousin says you're dating
her eye doctor.
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Well, I'm not sure how your cousin
would know that.
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She has glaucoma.
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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- So, are you dating her or what?
- No, I'm not dating her.
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I was, um, but I'm not anymore.
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- Why not?
- Anyway...
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Well, now, Shauna,
that's one of those personal questions
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we talked about, remember?
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Did she run off with your best friend?
That happened to my tía Juliana.
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Nope, she didn't run off
with my best friend.
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Let's--
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Is it because you still like dinosaurs?
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No, it's not 'cause I still like dinos--
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What--
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Excuse me, dinosaurs are educational,
they are cool,
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and it's not because
I still like dinosaurs.
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Are there any more questions?
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Don't you want any kids?
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- Mr. Owens?
- Are you too old to have kids?
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Let's just do some
independent reading, shall we?
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So tell me if this is better...
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one or better two?
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- They're both blurry.
- Okay.
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How about now?
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Neither one.
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Mrs. Mabachas.
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- Mm-hmm?
- You have my stapler
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and my snowman pen in your bag.
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Mrs. Mabachas.
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How was Norway?
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- What?
- You were telling me
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that you and your boyfriend,
you were planning that vacation.
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- Yeah, we didn't end up going.
- Oh, honey, that is too bad.
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He was so good-looking.
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Those nice, shapely cheekbones
and those plump, luscious lips.
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Uh-huh.
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That's very sweet,
but how did you know that?
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Well, 'cause you used to have that, uh...
that nice picture frame on your desk.
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You know, the one with
the really pretty frame.
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Do you want it back?
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You can have it.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hey, are you okay? I mean, you look sad.
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Well, I hate to break it to you,
but you can barely see.
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I don't need to see it, honey.
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I can feel it.
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Oh!
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- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
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Hey. What--
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What are you up to? You okay?
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Oh, nothing. Just a little stress relief.
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Uh, Rebekah and I are taking the twins
to see, uh, Disney on Ice again.
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Oh, cool. That sounds fun.
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Not when it's your third time seeing it!
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Well, maybe, uh,
do you want to grab a beer first?
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Don't tempt me.
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However, I do know someone
who would love to get a beer with you.
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Oh, don't.
I'm not calling your mortgage broker.
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Come on, man.
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Brené got us a great rate.
Plus, might be good for you.
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Why? Why would it be good for me?
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Maybe because you've been
a miserable drip lately.
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No, I haven't.
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You didn't come to the game with me. Hmm?
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And you didn't come for birthday pizza.
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Look, man, I know this time
hasn't been easy for you,
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but I think it's about time you started
hanging out with other people.
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I do hang out with other people.
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Those nine-year-olds in there
do not count.
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Well, I appreciate your concern.
I'm just...
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really enjoying
being by myself right now.
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Oh, really? On Christmas?
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It's not Christmas.
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And B: I have Merv.
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The dog?
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Don't go back to being that guy.
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What guy?
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The No Guy.
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- The No Guy?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Yeah, and then you and her got together
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and she started being like,
"Hey, you want to do stuff?"
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And you were like, "Mm-kay."
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Then boom!
You eating sushi and flying to Greenland.
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- Iceland.
- Whatever.
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You said yes to everything.
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And now look at you, man.
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The No Guy.
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- No.
- That's you.
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No.
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I am not a No Guy.
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- Oh, okay. Okay. Call Brené.
- No.
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- Ah!
- No!
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That's a cheap trick.
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Hey, hey. The candy budget's getting low.
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You don't even need that much.
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The chocolate gonna kill the dog.
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Enjoy Disney on Ice.
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Russ! Don't be throwing chocolate at me.
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You know I was-- Oh! Oh, okay.
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Oh.
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You didn't... have to do that.
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Did I not do it right?
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No, I just, um...
I like to butter my own bread.
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Is that a control issue thing?
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- No, I just like--
- Like to be in control.
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No, I just like to manage
my own bread.
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- The red?
- Right here.
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"Mer-lot." It's my favorite.
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- And a spicy margarita.
- Thank you.
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Be careful. It's hot.
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Not too hot for a little lady, I hope.
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You just worry
about yourself, Mr. Mer-lot.
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Too hot?
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No, it tastes delicious.
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So, your profile said that you recently
got out of a long-term relationship.
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Uh, yep, I did.
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00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,875
Do you still have feelings for him?
260
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,665
No. Why would I-- No, no.
261
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,374
We're just two people who share a dog.
262
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:53,375
You share a dog?
That's... that's a red flag.
263
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,415
Okay, my turn to ask a question.
264
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,915
Shoot. They call me Ken-do, by the way.
265
00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:02,415
Okay. Ken-don't interrupt me
while I'm asking this important question.
266
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,624
Your house is on fire.
267
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,915
Oh, I don't have a house.
268
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,249
I have a condo.
269
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,499
With two parking spots, by the way.
Tandem.
270
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,207
Okay, you're in your condo.
271
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,499
It's burning down.
272
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,957
You've saved all your pets,
your loved ones,
273
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,416
but you can only save one more thing.
What is it?
274
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,083
Easy. My safe.
275
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:22,874
Oh. You have a safe?
276
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,332
Doesn't everybody?
277
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,415
- I don't.
- You should totally.
278
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,165
Seriously, I keep
all my valuables in there.
279
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,375
My will, my passport, my gun. It--
280
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,915
Um... this has been nice.
281
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,832
I agree.
282
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,457
So, uh, what are you thinking?
Should we split a few appetizers,
283
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,582
or do you want to just
go straight to dessert?
284
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,290
Mm. I think, uh...
285
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,916
I think I'm good with bread.
286
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,874
Hi, Mervy.
287
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,290
Where are you?
I could really use a cuddle right now.
288
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,124
Merv?
289
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,915
Merv.
290
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,665
Are you okay?
291
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,207
Mervy.
292
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,541
What's wrong, bud?
293
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,499
- You didn't have to come.
- Yeah, I know.
294
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,290
I would've kept you in the loop.
295
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,957
I would prefer to hear what the vet
has to say firsthand, thank you.
296
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,040
Russ and Anna for Merv.
297
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,749
Dr. Bankert's ready to see you.
298
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,166
Okay.
299
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,625
What's up, Merv?
300
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,957
Hi, Mervy.
301
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:57,957
Oh, there he is.
302
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,499
Hi, buddy.
303
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,915
- Were you a good boy? Mm.
- Are you feeling better?
304
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,540
- Come here, buddy.
- Come here. Come on. Mm.
305
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,290
- Good boy. We were so worried about you.
- Yeah, we missed you.
306
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,040
- We missed you.
- Aw, buddy.
307
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,665
Aw. How's he doing? Is he doing okay?
308
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,790
- He seems okay.
- Yes. Vitals are fine.
309
00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:12,540
Eyes are clear. Breathing is normal.
310
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:16,082
From where I'm standing,
he is a pretty healthy pup.
311
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,874
Thank goodness.
312
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,374
I don't get it, 'cause he was, like,
313
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,832
- flat out on the floor when I got home.
- Yeah.
314
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,874
He wouldn't even
perk up for a treat.
315
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,499
Have you ever seen him like that before?
316
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,124
He hasn't been himself lately.
317
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,457
No, he hasn't.
He's been, like, mopey all the time.
318
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,915
It's so unlike him.
Plus, he loves Christmas.
319
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:33,957
It sounds dramatic,
but it's his favorite holiday.
320
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,249
He loves it.
321
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,416
Yeah, it just, uh,
doesn't make sense, you know.
322
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,582
Unless, have you been taking him running?
323
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,290
Yeah, of course. Yeah, he loves running.
324
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,749
Don't you, buddy?
325
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,707
He only has little legs,
326
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,874
and you take him on those long
Neanderthal man runs.
327
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,458
I mean, nobody needs to run
ten miles, right?
328
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,207
- Are you saying this is my fault?
- No.
329
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,916
I'm just saying sometimes you overdo it.
330
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:00,915
Overdo it?
331
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,582
We haven't been overdoing it.
332
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,332
I mean, I don't know, maybe perhap--
Have you not been walking him enough?
333
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,082
Merv and I have a very busy schedule.
334
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,207
Well, maybe he doesn't love
to have a busy schedule.
335
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,582
Maybe he likes a little bit more chill.
336
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,499
- Maybe you give him too much chill.
- I--
337
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,957
Or maybe,
338
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,707
I don't know, maybe it could be that weird
blue sludge you insist on feeding him.
339
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,790
The blue sludge?
You mean the superfood supplement...
340
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:21,957
- Right, yeah.
- ...that our veterinarian said
341
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,874
- I was going above and beyond for?
- Yeah.
342
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,332
Yeah, but it might be bringing him down,
you know.
343
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,624
It'd certainly bum me out
if I was made to eat blue food.
344
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,374
So you two broke up?
345
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,457
- Oh, yeah.
- Yes, we did.
346
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,999
Oh. Didn't see that one coming.
347
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,457
I usually do with my patients.
348
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,916
You seemed so...
349
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,165
Never mind.
350
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,915
- So, what's wrong with him?
- Yeah.
351
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:43,540
Well, judging from
my clinical observations,
352
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,207
I believe Merv is sad.
353
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,290
- Sad?
- What?
354
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,457
He's suffering from depression.
355
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,624
Why would he be depressed?
356
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,624
Yeah, no, no.
357
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:50,957
Merv is crushing life, okay?
358
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:54,540
Dogs are very sensitive to anything
that throws their routine.
359
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,749
You know, like a breakup.
360
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,000
You think Merv is depressed
because we broke up?
361
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,999
So, how can we help?
362
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,582
Well, you can try giving him
extra love and attention.
363
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,582
And if that doesn't work,
there's always Xanax.
364
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:07,957
Xanax?
365
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,832
- Like "Xanax" Xanax?
- Oh, my God.
366
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,957
What he's going through is dangerous.
367
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,582
The imbalance, anxiety.
368
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,749
It's bad for his heart.
369
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,790
His heart? His little heart?
370
00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:19,124
We'll give it two weeks.
371
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:22,207
If he doesn't show signs
of improvement then,
372
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,375
we'll have to medicate.
373
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,832
- I want to pet him.
- You guys can pet him if you want.
374
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,165
Hi, Merv.
375
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,207
Just have to be
really gentle with him, okay?
376
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,791
Why? What's wrong with him?
377
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,540
Well, he's-he's just feeling a bit sad.
378
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,082
- That's all.
- Oh.
379
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,625
- Aw. Why is he so sad?
- Hi, Merv.
380
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,624
Oh, God.
381
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:50,290
All right, buddy.
I think you're gonna love this.
382
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,625
Ready?
383
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,708
Oh...
384
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,332
Don't start with me, Merv.
385
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,208
A dog's got to pee. Come on.
386
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:19,957
Warm places for dogs.
387
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,875
"Gourmet hot dogs." No.
388
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,291
"Sunnyside Dog Beach."
389
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,499
This is it. "Sunnyside Dog Beach.
The ultimate pet holiday paradise."
390
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:33,957
Oh, look. A dog hotel.
391
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,124
The Paw Seasons.
392
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,249
Merv.
393
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,874
This is it. There's a dog beach.
394
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,249
There's a beach for dogs.
395
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,665
High five. We're going, buddy.
396
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,540
We are going.
397
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:47,665
Hi.
398
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,040
Uh, hi.
399
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,457
- What--
- Is this a bad time?
400
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,874
Yeah, it's not a good time.
401
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,665
Oh, hi, Merv. I brought you a treat.
402
00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:56,374
She's not coming in.
Merv, she's-- Back you go.
403
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,707
- Merv, I brought you a treat.
- Anna, what--
404
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,790
Ma, I got to go.
405
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,290
Okay. Bye.
406
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:01,915
Oh, my-- Wow.
407
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,415
"Wow," what?
408
00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:05,457
I just... Oh, my God.
409
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:08,040
What? "Oh, my God," what?
410
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,832
- Did you get burglarized?
- Actually, I did.
411
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,374
Yeah, it was really traumatic.
412
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,165
Listen, I thought we said we weren't
gonna do unannounced visits.
413
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,082
Oh. Yes.
414
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,833
I'm so sorry.
415
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:20,457
We did say that. Um...
416
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,332
I was reading a lot about
depression.
417
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,665
And, um, I just... I just made, like,
a little superfood mix
418
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:30,832
that should help, like, alleviate
some symptoms of ennui, sadness.
419
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,499
And it's not just for dogs.
420
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,832
Um, humans can have it, too.
421
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:39,165
Actually, I just ate a bowl of dirt,
so I should be all right.
422
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,499
I'll put this in the fridge.
423
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,916
No, um, I'll put it in the fridge.
Thank you.
424
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:50,166
So, um, if you could just put half a cup
on his kibble, that would be great.
425
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,957
Are you taking him somewhere?
426
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:55,999
No. What?
427
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,832
Our dog. Are you taking him somewhere?
428
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,332
Yeah, actually, as it happens,
I'm going on a boys' trip.
429
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,625
- Boys' trip? Where?
- To a dog beach.
430
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,749
In Florida.
431
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,874
You can't take him to Florida.
He hates beaches.
432
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:09,790
No, you hate beaches. He's actually never
been to a beach 'cause you wouldn't go.
433
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,582
And no offense, Anna, but it's kind of
434
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,207
none of your business
what I do on my week.
435
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,874
Oh. Well, actually it is
when it concerns our dog's mental health
436
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,999
and he's just been diagnosed
with depression.
437
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,540
Well, I spoke to the vet,
and she said he's fit to fly, so--
438
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,915
- You're taking him on a plane?
- Yeah. I'm not driving.
439
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,540
It's 18 hours.
440
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:27,207
Flying is super stressful.
441
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,082
It's lucky he's taking
his emotional support human.
442
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,874
He needs stability right now,
not crazy people
443
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,249
with banana boats and blow-up flamingos.
444
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,832
- Surely, you can understand that.
- Yeah, I can understand that, Anna.
445
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,707
What I also understand is
our dog hates the cold
446
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:43,040
and nothing I do seems
to even remotely cheer him up,
447
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:46,290
so I thought I'd take him to this beach
that's just for dogs,
448
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:49,249
and he can frolic around in the sea
and eat dogsicles
449
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,999
and get a suntan, I don't know,
and maybe find his lust for life again.
450
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,833
Surely, you can understand that.
451
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,499
When you put it that way, it-it...
sounds like a good idea.
452
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,291
Right? Thank you.
453
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,125
I've got this. I promise. All right.
454
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,124
Okay.
455
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,374
Oh, and listen.
456
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:12,082
Could you do me a favor
and maybe not mention this to Rebekah?
457
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,582
I kind of don't want Des to find out.
458
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,207
Are you pulling a Ferris Bueller?
459
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,582
No, I'm just taking some sick days.
460
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,083
Unofficially.
461
00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:23,125
I just hope what they say
about Florida isn't true.
462
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,040
Okay. What is it they say about Florida?
463
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:28,582
You go on vacation,
come back on probation.
464
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,207
They don't say that
about Florida.
465
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,374
We'll see.
466
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,040
Merv.
467
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,333
Merv, what you think?
468
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,415
Oh, yes.
469
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:01,540
Check it out, Merv. Two beds.
470
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:03,041
Hey.
471
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:06,832
Which one do you want, buddy?
472
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,999
What do you think?
473
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,083
Hey. Shotgun, this one.
474
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,082
Huh?
475
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,415
Come on, Merv, check it out.
476
00:23:15,416 --> 00:23:17,290
This is so cool.
477
00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:18,582
Oh, look at the dolphin.
478
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,665
He's so smiley.
479
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,249
What you think?
480
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,375
Now, come get into bed.
481
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,540
Oh, come on, bud. Cheer up.
482
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:32,790
It's gonna be fun.
We got so many cool things to do.
483
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,625
And look. Look at your gift basket.
484
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,957
Let's have a look, shall we?
485
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,457
Oh, Frisbee.
You haven't played Frisbee before.
486
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,000
Get it.
487
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:47,375
Come on, bud.
We're gonna have so much fun.
488
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,791
Not gonna make this easy, are you, mate?
489
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,749
I think
somebody likes you.
490
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,624
Oh, no.
491
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:02,540
- He wrote me a poem.
- Read it, read it, read it. Go.
492
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,624
"Hey, Anna, I think you're so sweet,
493
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,540
just like these edible treats.
494
00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:09,624
I hope you'll date me again,
be the Barbie to my Ken.
495
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,707
Love from Ken... do."
496
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,499
Aw. It rhymes and everything.
497
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,625
Okay, I like him.
498
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,916
He buttered my bread.
499
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,290
Yes! That is what I'm talking about!
500
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:25,082
No, he buttered my literal, actual bread.
501
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,875
- Like, literally?
- Yeah.
502
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,915
Well, that-that could be cute.
503
00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:38,791
Nice shades.
504
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,625
Mm-hmm.
505
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:42,790
Oh. Yes, mate.
506
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,082
- Nice boom box.
- Thanks, man.
507
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,916
Oh, my God.
508
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,290
Oh, my goodness.
509
00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,375
Merv, check this place out!
510
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,458
This is amazing.
511
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,583
Okay.
512
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,040
Hey, look over there! All right, buddy.
513
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:04,082
I'm going in.
You're coming with me. Let's go.
514
00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:17,750
Oh, my God.
515
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,124
Oh, my God.
516
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:22,707
That is so cold.
517
00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:24,166
Mer--
518
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:27,165
Merv, come on, bud.
519
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,540
Hi. Are you guys busy?
520
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,582
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
521
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:48,124
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
522
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:50,040
- Again! Again!
- No, no, no.
523
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,999
- Go to sleep! I love you, babies! Shh!
- No! No!
524
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,207
- Again!
- You know what?
525
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,832
Put the covers over your head
and count backwards from 100.
526
00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:59,749
I love you. Shh! Shh, shh, shh.
527
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,749
Go to sleep. Close your eyes.
528
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:04,041
Shh.
529
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:09,875
I am so sorry.
530
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,999
No worries.
531
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,624
- It's totally fine.
- No, it's not.
532
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,166
This literally happens every time.
533
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:20,916
It's hardly surprising you never want
to come over anymore.
534
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:23,624
What?
535
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,832
You okay?
536
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,999
Yes. Yes.
537
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,082
I brought pinot noir.
538
00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,540
Does that mean you're ready
to talk about it?
539
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:31,790
Mommy!
540
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,750
Oh, son of a...
541
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,665
If you don't go to sleep...
542
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,500
He's the best one.
543
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,249
And he's coming home with us.
544
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,082
You've reached
Burroughs Elementary.
545
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,624
Please leave a message after the tone.
546
00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:00,832
Oh, yeah, uh, hi there.
547
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,999
It's, um... it's Russ Owens again.
548
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,708
I'm really sorry. I'm-I'm still
feeling rather grim.
549
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:08,375
Russ.
550
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:13,665
Oh, yeah, hi, Des.
551
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:15,291
Hey, bud. You sick?
552
00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:16,875
Uh, yeah.
553
00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:18,749
Like, really sick?
554
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:21,040
Yeah, like... like, uh...
555
00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:23,374
Oh, that's not fun when you're sick.
556
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,957
- Swimming.
- Oh, poor buddy.
557
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,499
Y-You better be sick.
558
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,582
You better have a uncontrollable amount
559
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:30,999
of pimples all over your body,
560
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,457
'cause I expected you here today.
561
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:34,040
Hello? Yeah, uh, sorry,
you're cutting out.
562
00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,332
I can't hear you very well.
563
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,000
Bye. Bye, Des.
564
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,457
Yeah?
565
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,790
High five?
566
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,499
Let's go. Let's party!
567
00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,125
Doesn't look that hard, Merv.
568
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,707
I believe in you, bud.
569
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,790
Here we go. Are you ready?
570
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:00,874
Go get it!
571
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,332
No.
572
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:06,666
Buddy, it can't get-- Oh, no.
573
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:09,708
- Hi.
- Uh, what are you...
574
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,916
What are you doing here?
575
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:17,040
Hi.
576
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,040
You-you have to be kidding me.
577
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:22,874
I am fully aware of how unexpected
578
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:26,707
and unconventional my being here
might be for you.
579
00:29:26,708 --> 00:29:28,332
Unexpected? Anna, what are you doing here?
580
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,665
I'm trying to help our dog.
581
00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:34,999
When you sent that picture of him
looking so sad still, I felt awful.
582
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,040
This is because of us,
and if there's anything I can do
583
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:41,832
to help him feel better
before his little heart explodes,
584
00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:42,915
I will do it.
585
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:45,290
Like what, cheering him up
with your mere presence?
586
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:49,250
He's probably freaked out you turned up
dressed like some weird lady spy.
587
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:55,124
First of all, lady spies are just spies,
in case you didn't get that memo.
588
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:57,999
And also, I'm dressed like this
'cause I'm allergic to the sun.
589
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,582
- Oh, here we go.
- You know that. I get hives...
590
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:01,915
- No, you don't. You don't.
- ...all over my body.
591
00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:03,957
- You don't get hives. You get sunburnt.
- One full hive.
592
00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,999
You get sunburnt.
593
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,457
I'm not here to argue.
594
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:09,832
- I'm just here to help our dog.
- Yeah. Me, too.
595
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,457
Which is why I organized
this really cool cheer-up trip.
596
00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:13,540
And it didn't work.
597
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:15,957
We both know he's happiest
when we're all hanging out together.
598
00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:17,790
We don't know that.
599
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:18,999
Look at him. We do.
600
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,665
So can we just put aside
601
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,541
- our crap for Merv?
- Oh, my God.
602
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,415
It's just a week. How hard can it be?
603
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,207
Well, you didn't really give me a choice,
did you, Anna,
604
00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,750
so I guess we're gonna find out,
aren't we?
605
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,665
Okay. Come on!
606
00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:39,707
One week all together! Fun! Vacation!
607
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:40,832
Where are you staying?
608
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:42,707
Um, the Paw Seasons. Have you heard of it?
609
00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:43,790
- Yep.
- Yes!
610
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,540
Of course you are.
611
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,790
So fun!
612
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:54,540
♪ Oh, how much, oh, how much
for the puppy in the window? ♪
613
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,374
♪ I can see him playing so alone ♪
614
00:30:57,375 --> 00:31:00,457
♪ I believe he sees a friend in me ♪
615
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:05,790
♪ Oh, how much, oh, how much
for the puppy in the window? ♪
616
00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:08,249
♪ How I love his little pink nose ♪
617
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,332
♪ I think he's waiting
to come home with me ♪
618
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:15,749
♪ Found my best friend
down the old dog pound ♪
619
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:22,457
♪ The old dog pound, the old dog pound ♪
620
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:24,957
♪ Puppies are forever ♪
621
00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:27,999
♪ not just for Christmas ♪
622
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,582
♪ Puppies are forever ♪
623
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,665
♪ not just for Christmas ♪
624
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:36,249
♪ Puppies are forever ♪
625
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,999
♪ not just for Christmas...
626
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,166
- Who is it?
- It's me. Me.
627
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:43,165
- Yeah, hi. How can I help?
- Hi.
628
00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:47,457
I was just wondering if maybe
Merv could stay in my room tonight.
629
00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:50,457
Oh, no, sorry.
Sadly, he's just fallen asleep.
630
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,915
Oh, he's sleep-barking.
631
00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:54,457
I don't think that's a thing.
632
00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:57,207
Well, you probably woke him up.
You have a very loud voice.
633
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,165
Look, I know this wasn't what you wanted,
634
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,499
but do you have to make it so difficult?
635
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,040
Me? Me make it difficult?
636
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:04,957
Anna, you completely dive-bombed my trip,
637
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,375
and now you want to take him away
from me for the night.
638
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:10,332
You know, you really suck sometimes.
639
00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:12,832
What?
640
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,499
Don't look at me like that.
641
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,582
Oh, God.
642
00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:42,457
Hi. What?
643
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,500
- Hi.
- You okay?
644
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,874
Listen, I was just thinking y-you're
probably right, we should, um...
645
00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:50,957
we should try and make this
a little less difficult, so, um...
646
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,541
he can stay here tonight.
647
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,874
Oh. Okay.
648
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,208
And why don't you, um,
pick tomorrow's activity?
649
00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:59,916
- Really?
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
650
00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:03,000
- Okay.
- Okay. In you go, bud.
651
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,416
And breathe in.
652
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:18,499
And downwards dog.
653
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,958
Try to feel connected
as you're breathing together.
654
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:26,625
Now cross your paws.
655
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,374
- Yeah.
- This next pose is gonna be
656
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:32,790
a little... little more challenging.
657
00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:36,249
I like to call it the upwards dog. Upward.
658
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:38,374
Very good, everyone.
659
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:41,040
- Up. Up.
- Up. Up.
660
00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,957
He did it.
661
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,040
Yes!
662
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:49,124
♪ Endless summer...
663
00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,207
Aw.
664
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,958
You're squinting.
665
00:33:56,541 --> 00:33:57,957
So?
666
00:33:57,958 --> 00:34:01,374
So, we lived together for years,
and you never let me check your eyes.
667
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,291
- What's that about?
- I'm squinting 'cause it's sunny.
668
00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:06,790
All right. Have y'all decided?
669
00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:08,249
Uh, yes.
670
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,040
May I have the, uh, lobster roll, please?
671
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,582
Side of pickles?
672
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,165
Yeah, actually.
673
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,415
Pickles. Thank you. Uh, and a side salad.
674
00:34:15,416 --> 00:34:18,540
I would like the crab claws,
uh, with fries,
675
00:34:18,541 --> 00:34:20,499
and, um, I will also have a side salad.
676
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,624
Okay. And for the pup?
677
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:24,415
Oh, right. Yeah, let's have a look.
678
00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:26,290
What do you think, Merv?
What do you want, huh?
679
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,749
I brought his food, so, uh, he's fine.
680
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:29,999
He's good.
681
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,291
Okay. I'll be back with some waters.
682
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:37,790
What?
683
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:42,165
You're gonna make him eat super-gloop
while you tuck into a lobster roll?
684
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,540
It's better for him.
685
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,499
I mean, look, I admire your commitment
to his food-- I really do--
686
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,874
but for the first time in Merv's life,
687
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:53,665
he's in a restaurant with a menu
specifically for dogs.
688
00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:56,208
Come on. Can we spoil him?
689
00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,207
- You make a good point.
- Yes!
690
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,624
But he's having gloop later, okay?
691
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:06,540
We actually will have a mutt loaf, please.
692
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,749
- Okay.
- Thank you so much.
693
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:12,832
Oh. I think maybe the...
uh, the turkey jerky?
694
00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:13,999
- Woo-hoo!
- The dogs like that?
695
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,332
Um, and the, um...
696
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:18,707
diggity dog eggnog.
697
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:20,040
Thank you.
698
00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:22,165
Oh, my God, buddy,
it's your lucky day.
699
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,457
- Any drinks for you two?
- Oh.
700
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:25,750
- No.
- It's Yappy Hour.
701
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,082
- No.
- No. Definitely not.
702
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,999
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
703
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,540
♪ Who, who, who, who? ♪
704
00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,207
- ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
- Oh.
705
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,540
- ♪ Who, who, who, who, who...
- Oh!
706
00:35:36,541 --> 00:35:38,499
Don't...
don't try to distract me.
707
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,624
♪ Who, who, who, who, who let the...
708
00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:44,040
Oh! Three, two, one.
709
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:45,290
♪ Well, the party was nice, the party...
710
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:47,290
That counts. That counts.
711
00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:50,457
- ♪ Yippie-yi-yo ♪
- ♪ And everybody having a ball ♪
712
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,665
- ♪ Yippie-yi-yo ♪
- ♪ Until the fellas started...
713
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:54,957
Oh, you're so lucky!
714
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,999
♪ And the girls respond to the call ♪
715
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,540
♪ I heard a woman shout out ♪
716
00:35:58,541 --> 00:36:00,415
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
717
00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:02,957
♪ Who, who, who, who, who...
718
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:05,915
So, I'm gonna go for a swim.
719
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,790
- You?
- Yeah.
720
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,374
It's warm, right?
721
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,665
Oh, yeah. Like a bath.
722
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:11,958
Great.
723
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,624
So cold.
724
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:39,582
Lolly?
725
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,875
Lolly, heel.
726
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,915
Lolly, heel. Heel.
727
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,832
Lolly.
728
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:48,082
Sorry about that.
729
00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,249
She usually doesn't
pay attention to other dogs.
730
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,207
Oh, that's all right.
He doesn't have many friends.
731
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:53,499
Probably flattered.
732
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,749
Hey, Lolly.
733
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,915
Hey, Merv, how's it going?
734
00:36:55,916 --> 00:36:57,333
Yeah? Merv?
735
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,040
Wait.
736
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:02,750
Are you-- Is he-- Is he the Mervinator?
737
00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:06,124
- Shut up.
- I follow you on Instagram.
738
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,999
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
739
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,165
Merv beating Usain Bolt,
that was my all-time favorite.
740
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,624
- Come on, are you serious?
- Yes.
741
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,915
Oh, my God, that's so...
742
00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,124
That's really cool. I--
743
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:18,332
Well, I'm-I'm Jocelyn, by the way.
744
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,457
Russ.
745
00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:21,499
- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Yeah. Likewise.
746
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,957
Yeah, it's, um...
747
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,000
Oh. Yeah.
748
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:28,124
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were here with somebody.
749
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,374
No. Oh, no, I'm not.
750
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,707
I mean, I-I am.
751
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:34,125
I just, uh... It's just my ex,
who I'm very broken up with.
752
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,750
Just... we're just hanging out as friends.
753
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,665
- Sorry.
- You guys are very modern.
754
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,874
Yeah.
755
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,583
That's one word for it.
756
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:48,249
What are you guys doing later?
757
00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:51,415
Do you want to come
to a dog birthday party?
758
00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:53,374
- A hundred percent.
- Yeah?
759
00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,790
- Is it Lolly's?
- Oh, yeah!
760
00:37:54,791 --> 00:37:56,415
Oh, my good-- Lolly!
761
00:37:56,416 --> 00:37:58,040
I can't believe you didn't tell us.
762
00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,707
Happy birthday.
763
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,624
Merv, what do you say?
Happy birthday to Lolly.
764
00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:05,124
Cool. Well, it was, uh...
765
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,458
- Yeah.
- ...nice, nice meeting you guys.
766
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,915
- Who was that?
- Oh! Oh, my God.
767
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,791
- Who was that?
- What's with your face?
768
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,249
What? Sun-Sunblock? Sunblock?
769
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,415
Oh.
770
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,957
- Ah, yeah. No, you got it.
- Did I get it?
771
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:25,082
You got it, you got it. Yeah, it's gone.
772
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,665
- Yeah. Oh, no, it's just a tiny bit.
- Did I get it?
773
00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:29,083
Right there. You got it. Stop. You got it.
774
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:30,665
Who was that?
775
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:32,249
Uh, that was, uh, Jocelyn.
776
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:34,875
She recognized Merv from his Instagram.
777
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,915
- Merv's on Instagram?
- Yeah. The Mervinator.
778
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,624
I set it up when... well...
779
00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:44,875
Um, anyway, she invited us to
a party later for, uh, Lolly's birthday.
780
00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:46,957
Who's Lolly?
781
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,957
Uh, Lolly's her dog.
782
00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:50,041
Weird.
783
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:53,332
- What? What's weird?
- All of it. All of it.
784
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,665
Just, if Merv's on Instagram,
I'm worried about stalkers,
785
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:58,791
and she gave off those vibes-- no offense.
786
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,374
Who, Lolly or-or Jocelyn?
787
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,749
Whatever her name is. Th-The tall one.
788
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,749
Okay. Where are you going?
789
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,415
I'm getting ready.
790
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:09,749
- So we are going?
- Yes.
791
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,499
Okay, good.
792
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,665
Merv, we're going to a party!
793
00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:27,790
What?
What are you laughing at?
794
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:28,957
Oh, nothing.
795
00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:30,999
- Hi.
- Hi.
796
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,082
Is that new?
797
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,625
This? Yeah.
798
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:35,332
You look nice.
799
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,333
Thanks. So do you.
800
00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:40,582
- Uh, yeah? Shall we? Let's do it.
- Yeah? Okay.
801
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:42,124
Let's go, Merv.
802
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:45,874
♪ Boop, boop, yuh ♪
803
00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:47,333
♪ Boop, boop ♪
804
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,249
♪ Boop, boop ♪
805
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,749
♪ Yeah ♪
806
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,290
♪ If you in here with your dog ♪
807
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:54,874
- ♪ point your dog out ♪
- ♪ Point your dog out ♪
808
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,624
♪ If you in here with your dog,
point your dog out ♪
809
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,624
- ♪ Tell 'em, "That's my dog" ♪
- ♪ If you in here with your dog ♪
810
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:00,082
- ♪ point your dog out ♪
- ♪ Yuh ♪
811
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,249
♪ If you in here with your dog,
sing it out loud ♪
812
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,207
♪ It's my dog birthday...
813
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,332
- Wow.
- I mean, this is...
814
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,708
Oh! Hi.
815
00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:10,707
Hey. Hi.
816
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,249
Let's go, Merv.
817
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,290
You guys came!
818
00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:16,582
Thank you so much for having us.
This is so cool.
819
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:20,374
Aw. I'm Jocelyn,
and this is Lolly, the birthday girl.
820
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:22,374
- Anna. Nice to meet you.
- Pleased to meet you.
821
00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:23,707
Jocelyn, this is insane.
822
00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:26,665
Yeah, I know it's a bit much,
but I'm a party planner,
823
00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:29,540
so it's basically advertising,
right?
824
00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:34,790
♪ Kangaroos jump around...
825
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:37,624
Sure?
826
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,707
- You giving up?
- No.
827
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:45,916
♪ We use our imagination
to dance like the animals do ♪
828
00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:50,290
♪ Dogs and cats...
829
00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:53,332
Um, cute, uh, dog.
830
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,082
Oh, I can only say one thing,
and I said it.
831
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:01,499
{\an8}Oh, uh, my wife is saying
that when our dog Talia
832
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,665
{\an8}had her bark mitzvah, she had 150 guests.
833
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,750
Oh.
834
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:11,040
A-And I only had 60 at mine.
835
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,250
Uh, 52.
836
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,457
This is a dog treat.
837
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,166
Don't... don't eat it.
838
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,124
I should've just hired you
as the entertainment.
839
00:41:25,125 --> 00:41:26,874
Hey, I'm a licensed
elementary school teacher.
840
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,040
You can't afford my rate.
841
00:41:28,041 --> 00:41:29,540
Oh. So true.
842
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,124
Okay, I have to ask--
843
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:35,832
do you always go on vacation with your ex?
844
00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:37,124
Yeah.
845
00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:39,332
It's, um... it's Merv. We co-own him.
846
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,499
Okay.
847
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,499
I mean, I...
I co-own my little Gracey with my ex,
848
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,165
but you're not gonna see us on vacation.
849
00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:47,707
The thing is Merv's depressed,
so we're, um...
850
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:51,040
we're kind of doing this cheer-up trip,
trying to help him out.
851
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,291
And he does-- he seems happiest
when we're together, so...
852
00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:56,958
Well, I'm-I'm impressed that you guys
are-are friendly enough to do that.
853
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,207
Yeah, uh, kind of.
854
00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:01,957
Yeah, my divorce wasn't fun.
855
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,957
Oh. You didn't get the fun divorce?
856
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:06,040
- No, I missed out on that one. Yeah.
- Interesting. Yeah.
857
00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:12,041
Somewhere deep down, I-I always just knew
it was doomed from the start.
858
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,665
What about you?
859
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,332
Yeah, no, no, I...
860
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:20,458
think I'm the idiot who thought
it would last forever, so...
861
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,874
♪ So pick your favorite animal...
862
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,915
- Ooh. Marshmallow bone.
- Yeah.
863
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,624
- Oh.
- Oh, excuse me. Sorry.
864
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:43,165
- Sorry. Don't worry about it.
- Oh, I--
865
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:45,041
So sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm...
866
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,290
I'm a little distracted right now.
867
00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,665
- By my hat, 'cause it's so big. I know.
- Oh.
868
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,040
But there is a purpose to the fashion.
869
00:42:52,041 --> 00:42:54,624
No, I meant your face I was distracted by.
870
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,707
- Oh.
- It-it's very...
871
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:58,624
very cute.
872
00:42:58,625 --> 00:42:59,999
Um, I like your outfit.
873
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,707
What's your dog dressed as,
a cat stuck in a tree?
874
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:06,165
Uh, no, I, uh... I-I don't have a dog.
875
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,249
Oh.
876
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:10,207
Not gonna lie, kind of weird
'cause you're at a dog party.
877
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:13,290
Right. Um, I'm Jocelyn's brother. Yeah.
878
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,624
- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah, and-and these are
879
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:15,790
my actual clothes.
880
00:43:15,791 --> 00:43:18,290
- I just finished a shift.
- Oh, you're an actual sheriff.
881
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:19,832
Real-life sheriff, right?
882
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,332
Yeah, in the flesh. Yeah.
883
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:23,082
I couldn't miss Lolly's party.
884
00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:25,457
- It means so much to Joss, so...
- Yeah.
885
00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:27,624
So that's why I'm here. Yeah.
886
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,290
Well, I better not steal
any doggie bags, then.
887
00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,415
Better not,
'cause I have handcuffs, and...
888
00:43:32,416 --> 00:43:34,457
I could bring you down to the station.
889
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:36,540
My-my name's Tom.
890
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:38,540
- I'm Anna. Nice to meet--
- Hey, sweet cheeks. How's it going?
891
00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:39,749
You just call me "sweet cheeks"?
892
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,207
- Got a pickle for you.
- I don't want that.
893
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,249
- You love pickles.
- I don't want it.
894
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,374
- It's a really good one. Just try it.
- It's not a pickle. It's a cornichon.
895
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,457
She loves pickles.
896
00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:47,124
- Howdy, partner.
- I-I don't-- That's a cornichon.
897
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,374
Hi. Uh, excuse us.
898
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,124
Wait, I-I didn't realize you were
with someone. Are you with--
899
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,290
- I don't know him.
- You're with someone?
900
00:43:52,291 --> 00:43:53,749
- No, I don't know him, um--
- You don't?
901
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,665
If you could just give him
a speeding ticket or something,
902
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:56,874
I-I'd appreciate it.
903
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:59,040
This is weird. I'm gonna go.
904
00:43:59,041 --> 00:44:01,374
Um, lovely to meet you.
905
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,582
Yeah. You, too.
906
00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:03,874
Nice to meet--
907
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,332
Don't make fun of-- Stop.
908
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:06,665
Um, okay.
909
00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:07,999
Bye.
910
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,957
- Why would you do that?
- Do what?
911
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:12,249
I thought...
I thought he was bothering you.
912
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,207
Bothering me? By giving me compliments?
913
00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,791
- He did--
- In a uniform?
914
00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:18,040
Really? What compliments?
915
00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:20,165
He said he liked my face
and that I'm cute.
916
00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:22,332
He said he liked your face?
917
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:23,665
Mm, that's a little creepy.
918
00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:25,915
- Why is that creepy?
- You don't think that's creepy?
919
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:29,749
Look, you act this way
when you're threatened.
920
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:30,832
- Are you jealous?
- What? No.
921
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:31,915
No.
922
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:33,582
Of him? No.
923
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,540
No.
924
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,082
- Hi, you two.
- Hi.
925
00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:37,375
There's someone I want you to meet.
926
00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,958
- Cool.
- Okay.
927
00:44:41,791 --> 00:44:43,249
I'm Gaia.
928
00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,832
Oh, look at you.
929
00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:46,540
- It's so wonderful to meet you.
- Oh.
930
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:49,957
- Come here. Aw.
- Uh, Gaia here is the best
931
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,540
- animal healer in the business.
- I am.
932
00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:53,832
- Hi.
- Hi.
933
00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:57,290
- Animal healer?
- Wow, what an interesting line of work.
934
00:44:57,291 --> 00:45:00,749
And Jocelyn told me all about
your darling Merv and his...
935
00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,082
trouble.
936
00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:03,457
Why are we whispering?
937
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:04,749
'Cause they're all listening.
938
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,707
Everyone's listening. See?
939
00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:08,916
Hi, everyone.
940
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:14,833
I want to help you, and I want to do it
right here, right now, free of charge.
941
00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:17,957
- Oh, that's so nice. I think we're good.
- We would absolutely love that.
942
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:19,290
I'm not gonna take no for an answer.
943
00:45:19,291 --> 00:45:20,957
- We should do this.
- Yeah.
944
00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:25,207
And there is nothing--
absolutely nothing-- to be afraid of.
945
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,582
Flick away the sorrow. Flick, flick.
946
00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:42,790
I'm getting a strong sense that Merv
947
00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:46,083
has something he wants
to communicate with us.
948
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:47,874
Stay open.
949
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:50,249
Everybody, open up. Open, open, open.
950
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,207
This could be a window into his trauma.
951
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,416
I need a moment to prepare, please.
952
00:45:55,666 --> 00:45:56,957
It's okay. You can talk.
953
00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:58,290
What's he saying?
954
00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,832
"Hello, everybody."
955
00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:02,624
Oh, Merv's a Victorian street urchin.
956
00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:05,582
"I feel a real joie de vivre today."
957
00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:08,457
Pretty sure "joie de vivre"
is-is not in his vocabulary.
958
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:12,124
"I love being with you both,
and I'm filled with gratitude
959
00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:14,750
for all the love
that you've shown me over the years."
960
00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:17,790
Oh, buddy, that's so lovely.
Yeah, we love you, too.
961
00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:21,583
"You're amazing parents, but..."
962
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,540
But what?
963
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,040
"I'm worried about you."
964
00:46:25,041 --> 00:46:26,207
Worried how?
965
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:29,790
"Well, emotionally.
966
00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:33,457
I took it very hard-- the sadness
and crying and anger."
967
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,332
Okay. She knows we broke up.
968
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:37,332
This is how they do it
on all the psychic shows.
969
00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:39,540
"And I took it very hard
when Russ moved out
970
00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:42,832
of the condo that we shared
on 14th Street."
971
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,540
- That was specific.
- Uh, come on.
972
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,874
Like, how would she know that?
973
00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:50,290
"I can still feel this deep love
that you have for each other."
974
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:52,082
Okay, the vet already told us
this is our fault,
975
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,707
- so we're done here.
- Wait.
976
00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:56,832
He would do anything to fix things
between the two of you.
977
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:57,915
There's nothing to fix.
978
00:46:57,916 --> 00:46:59,374
We didn't exactly leave
on good terms, did we?
979
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:00,540
Will you excuse us for a minute?
980
00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:03,415
- Come on. Hey.
- Ow.
981
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:11,915
Not on good terms?
982
00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,290
That's how breakups work.
983
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,249
Yeah, I-I understand that, Anna. I--
To be honest,
984
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,332
I don't really even understand
why we broke up.
985
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,499
I mean, I'd just proposed to you.
986
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:19,874
That was a Band-Aid, and you know it.
987
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,165
It wasn't a Band-Aid.
988
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:24,457
You can't just propose to somebody
and then magically make everything better.
989
00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:26,124
- You never wanted to talk about it.
- Yes, I did.
990
00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:27,207
- Then why didn't you?
- I did.
991
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:29,290
And we didn't have to throw in the towel.
We could've still had
992
00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:30,665
a nice life together.
993
00:47:30,666 --> 00:47:33,040
Let it out.
Let it out, let it out.
994
00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:36,415
Hey. Hey. Are you kidding me right now?
995
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:40,374
You can't just earwig in
on a conversation, let alone chime in.
996
00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:43,124
And you know what I find
most offensive about you?
997
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:46,916
Your weird British accent
when everybody knows Merv is French.
998
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:48,833
Allons-y, Merv.
999
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,291
Allons-y.
1000
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,249
Hi. Is everything okay?
1001
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:59,790
Oh, yes. We made wonderful progress.
1002
00:47:59,791 --> 00:48:01,124
Let's just get all that out.
1003
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,957
I should probably go. Thank you so much.
1004
00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:04,125
Thank you.
1005
00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:11,457
So you're-you're... you're leaving, then?
1006
00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,665
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay. Makes sense.
1007
00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:14,957
What's that's supposed to mean?
1008
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:18,249
It just wouldn't be the first time,
that's all, bailing when things get tough.
1009
00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:20,665
I'm not doing this.
This was a stupid idea.
1010
00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:23,040
- I'm going back.
- I'll see you back at the hotel.
1011
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:25,665
No, I-I'm not going back to the hotel.
I'm going home.
1012
00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:28,207
- What?
- Back to Boston.
1013
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:32,165
Wait a second, Anna.
What happened to team cheer-up?
1014
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:33,249
Doing anything for Merv?
1015
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,875
Putting our differences aside
for the week?
1016
00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:39,499
If you and I were a band,
1017
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,583
we'd be called The Mistakes.
1018
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,625
Merv doesn't want you to leave.
1019
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,999
He told me.
1020
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,332
He told you?
1021
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:52,999
Something about you bringing back
his "joie division."
1022
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:13,290
Hey. Morning.
1023
00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:16,665
So, um, remember how much
Merv loves my folks?
1024
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:19,249
And they're literally just up the coast,
1025
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,541
and I kind of promised them that
we'd go and see them for a little bit.
1026
00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:29,207
Okay. You just got me to stay,
and now you casually float out there,
1027
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:31,624
"Let's go see my parents," who hate me.
1028
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:33,999
They don't hate you.
And isn't the whole point that we spend
1029
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,874
some time together for Merv?
1030
00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,499
Plus, my mom really wants to see you.
1031
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,457
Oh, no. No, she doesn't.
1032
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:42,624
She's blocked me on all the apps,
which is fine
1033
00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:44,915
because her posts have become
really problematic lately,
1034
00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:45,999
- but it's true.
- Yeah.
1035
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,790
She's just being protective
of her only son.
1036
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:50,499
I get it...
1037
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:54,290
but my answer is no, I'm not going,
and I'm firm on that.
1038
00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,624
Okay, so...
1039
00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:01,249
we are in and out of there, okay?
1040
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,374
- Two hours, max, I promise.
- Okay.
1041
00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:07,749
So, how's your dad?
1042
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,499
Yeah, I think he's okay, actually.
1043
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,332
The sun's certainly helping.
1044
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:13,749
- And the pickleball.
- Oh. Does he play?
1045
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,915
Oh, no. No, he-he just watches.
1046
00:50:15,916 --> 00:50:17,624
- Oh, he's just a fan?
- Oh, yeah.
1047
00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,874
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1048
00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:24,540
{\an8} Oh. Oh, looks like, um,
1049
00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:26,999
"Lover Not a Fighter 83"
just sent you a rose.
1050
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,582
Don't read my messages.
1051
00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:30,624
I'm sorry. I didn't. It pinged.
1052
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:31,707
It was right there.
1053
00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:34,250
Wow. So you're doing the whole,
uh, dating app thing.
1054
00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:36,540
It's a little surprising.
1055
00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:38,457
Why?
1056
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,457
- Huh?
- You should try it. It's fun.
1057
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,999
So go on, who have you been meeting
on the... on the app?
1058
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,582
Oh, all sorts of people. I mean, I, um...
1059
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:50,666
I went on a date with a poet.
1060
00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:53,624
Cool. Is he broke?
1061
00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:56,290
Uh, no, he's very rich.
1062
00:50:56,291 --> 00:50:57,832
Nice. That's cool.
1063
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,625
- Mm-hmm.
- What kind of poetry does he write?
1064
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:03,583
Verses, sonnets, um...
1065
00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:07,208
- He's really good at rhyming things.
- Sonnets?
1066
00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:09,666
How old is he?
1067
00:51:10,750 --> 00:51:11,749
A hundred and fifty.
1068
00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:13,415
It's actually really exhausting
1069
00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:15,249
kind of like keeping up with
1070
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,624
all the messages from...
1071
00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:19,415
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- ...gentleman callers.
1072
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:23,249
Well, maybe you need a more
kind of robust vetting process, maybe.
1073
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,790
- Oh, I have one.
- Oh, you do?
1074
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,832
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just ask the same question.
1075
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,165
Yeah?
1076
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,790
It's, um...
1077
00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:32,749
Okay. So your house is on fire
1078
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:36,374
and you can only take one thing--
what is it?
1079
00:51:36,375 --> 00:51:38,999
- You've already saved humans and pets.
- It's a great question.
1080
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,207
- Thank you.
- What do they say?
1081
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,208
He said he would take his, uh, safe.
1082
00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:46,457
The poet has a safe?
1083
00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:47,915
- Yeah.
- What-- For what?
1084
00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,707
Like, quills and stuff?
1085
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,707
Yeah, quills, for sure.
Parchment and stuff.
1086
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:54,165
All right, then what about you?
What would you save?
1087
00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:56,124
- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Oh, I do know.
1088
00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:57,249
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
1089
00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,332
- You definitely don't.
- I bet you I do.
1090
00:51:58,333 --> 00:51:59,415
- Mm-mm.
- Your acoustic guitar.
1091
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:01,332
My dad made it with his own hands.
1092
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,624
You've never actually played it.
1093
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:03,915
I know, but I could do.
1094
00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:05,332
You might want to get on with it.
1095
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,625
What would you save?
1096
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,625
Nothing.
1097
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:12,249
- That's not an answer. No.
- Yeah, it is. Sure, it is.
1098
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:14,333
Yeah, it's my list, and I-I say nothing.
1099
00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:19,416
- So you'd just let it all burn?
- Yeah, I would.
1100
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:22,832
I think if you're gonna lose
everything anyway,
1101
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,999
you might as well make a fresh start.
1102
00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:45,290
Hi, Mom.
1103
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:47,374
Oh! Look who's here.
1104
00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:49,000
Oh.
1105
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,415
Let's go. Go.
1106
00:52:51,416 --> 00:52:54,040
Oh.
1107
00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:57,457
Aw. Mm.
1108
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,874
- You look so nice.
- Oh, no.
1109
00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:01,333
Hi, MJ.
1110
00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:04,000
Come on in.
1111
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:07,707
Thought you said
that she wanted to see me.
1112
00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:09,250
I said that?
1113
00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:11,749
Are his feet clean?
1114
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:13,332
Yes, Mom, his feet are clean.
1115
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,832
Can you go easy on him?
1116
00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:17,082
- He's having a rough time at the moment.
- Oh, I forgot.
1117
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,707
Dog depression. Yeah.
1118
00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:21,624
Hey. How are you?
1119
00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,790
- Okay. He doesn't look depressed.
- Okay.
1120
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:25,124
Uh, where's Dad?
1121
00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:26,624
He's in the back cremating the chicken.
1122
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,040
- Oh, I'm gonna surprise him.
- Yeah. All right.
1123
00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:29,375
I'm on the drinks, so...
1124
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,208
I can help with that.
1125
00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:48,082
Uh-huh. There he is.
1126
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:49,957
- How's it going, Dad?
- Oh, it's good.
1127
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,832
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
- Yeah. You, too.
1128
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,040
- How was traffic?
- Yeah, pretty smooth.
1129
00:53:53,041 --> 00:53:54,540
- Yeah?
- Don't get up. It's all right.
1130
00:53:54,541 --> 00:53:57,207
No, no. I need a proper hug, please.
1131
00:53:57,208 --> 00:53:59,415
Oh, now...
1132
00:53:59,416 --> 00:54:01,749
- So good to see you.
- Yeah. You, too.
1133
00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,874
- You look well. You look really well.
- Oh. Thanks.
1134
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:05,874
Not as good as you, but...
1135
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,707
Oh, look who it is.
1136
00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:09,457
I've got a treat for you, mister.
1137
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:11,415
- Oh, lucky boy.
- Look at that.
1138
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,290
Lucky boy.
1139
00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:14,500
He looks happy.
1140
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,791
It's so nice here.
1141
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:30,332
So many decorative mailboxes.
1142
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,332
You two must love it.
1143
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:35,374
Nope. Not really.
1144
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,332
That's too bad.
1145
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:41,249
Well, I preferred our place
in Arizona, but...
1146
00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:44,291
too many stairs for Jack
after his heart attack, so...
1147
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:47,457
Oh, they're big.
1148
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:51,208
Oh, no stress.
I can just cut them smaller.
1149
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,750
Your hair.
1150
00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:02,957
- You did something different.
- Yeah. I cut bangs.
1151
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:05,375
- Do you like it?
- I liked it before.
1152
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,832
Yeah, I guess I just, um, needed a change.
1153
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:12,708
Yeah. Apparently.
1154
00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:20,999
Gin-coming.
1155
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,082
Oh!
1156
00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:23,165
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
1157
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:24,249
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
- Should I take it?
1158
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:25,290
Oh, thank you.
1159
00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:28,499
Just so you know, this is medicinal.
1160
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,540
- Cheers.
- Oh, yeah. That old chestnut.
1161
00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:31,624
Ah...
1162
00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,499
- Cheers, Mom.
- Cardiologist approved.
1163
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,957
Mmm.
1164
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,583
Oh, that's good.
1165
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,083
- It's great to have you back.
- Yeah.
1166
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,790
Oh. MJ.
1167
00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:51,874
Hi.
1168
00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:58,040
MJ. Are you okay?
1169
00:55:58,041 --> 00:55:59,499
Yeah.
1170
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,957
I'm-- Yeah, I'm fine.
1171
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,458
I'm fine.
1172
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,457
You know what? This is my fault.
1173
00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:06,582
I should not have come.
Russ just said that--
1174
00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:08,040
Oh, screw Russ!
1175
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,249
What?
1176
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:13,374
Look, I lost something
in all of this, too.
1177
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:16,707
I-I miss you, I mean, a lot.
1178
00:56:16,708 --> 00:56:19,499
I miss you, too, so much.
1179
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,207
So much.
1180
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:23,874
Thanksgiving was so depressing
without you.
1181
00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:27,332
I mean, those two bozos, they barely talk,
1182
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:30,790
and when they do, it's traffic
or weather or what's for lunch.
1183
00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:32,665
It is like being with two cavemen.
1184
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:34,332
I miss our talks so much.
1185
00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:36,957
Me, too! Oh, me, too.
1186
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:38,874
- And you know what?
- What?
1187
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:40,749
- Your bangs are so cute.
- Thank you.
1188
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,415
- I mean, they're fantastic.
- Thank you.
1189
00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:44,957
I just said that to be mean. I'm sorry.
1190
00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:47,125
- It's okay. I know. I know you did.
- Okay?
1191
00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:51,874
But thank you for saying that.
1192
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:53,957
- Okay.
- I just have one thing to say.
1193
00:56:53,958 --> 00:56:55,957
- Mm-hmm? Yes?
- If you're gonna unblock me,
1194
00:56:55,958 --> 00:56:58,040
can we talk about some of the stuff
you've been posting?
1195
00:56:58,041 --> 00:56:59,707
Oh, you're gonna hate what I just said.
1196
00:57:00,791 --> 00:57:04,124
Every day, Mr. De Lorenzo gets out
his power washer,
1197
00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:07,207
and he's power-washing the fence
and he's power-washing,
1198
00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:08,999
like, his lounge chairs.
1199
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,165
Any random piece of crap
that he can get, power-washes.
1200
00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:14,374
Well, why don't you just
say something to him?
1201
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,124
Oh, oh, she's said plenty.
1202
00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:21,290
If it ever gets so bad
that I am power-washing
1203
00:57:21,291 --> 00:57:23,915
all our furniture to pass the time,
1204
00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:25,249
just put me in the street.
1205
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:28,665
Put my body out there, let the birds
pluck my eyes out like Tippi Hedren.
1206
00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:30,332
I'm begging you.
1207
00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:33,874
So, Anna, I forgot to tell you, you're in
the room across from the bathroom.
1208
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:35,957
Oh, no, Mom,
we're gonna drive back out tonight.
1209
00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,290
- No.
- Over our dead bodies, you are.
1210
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:39,832
Come on, Dad. You know Mom
doesn't want Merv staying here.
1211
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:41,708
People change.
1212
00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:43,708
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1213
00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:47,665
Thank you. That would be really nice.
1214
00:57:47,666 --> 00:57:49,457
Okay! Oh, good.
1215
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:51,582
We can do movie night.
It will be just like old times.
1216
00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:52,999
Mm. We get to pick, though.
1217
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,207
- You're definitely not picking.
- Yeah, we'll pick.
1218
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,832
- Okay. Don't you always pick?
- Mm-hmm.
1219
00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:57,499
- Yeah, and it's the same movie every time.
- Uh...
1220
00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,165
- 'Cause you never make it through.
- Ealing Studios?
1221
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:00,915
You never make it through a movie.
1222
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,707
They usually make it
through at least half.
1223
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,125
You want to get out of here?
1224
00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:16,165
And miss the end of this corny movie?
1225
00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:17,832
I've seen it. The dog dies.
1226
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,665
- What?! No.
- I'm joking.
1227
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,665
Oh, my God.
1228
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,291
Who would do that?
1229
00:58:24,791 --> 00:58:26,332
Stay.
We'll be right back.
1230
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:27,999
- Stay.
- Good boy.
1231
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,499
Thank God they left.
I didn't think they'd ever go.
1232
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,124
Want to give me another heart attack?
1233
00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,832
Ooh, golf cart.
1234
00:58:38,833 --> 00:58:40,999
- Yeah, go. Go.
- Don't mind if I do.
1235
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,374
Yeah.
1236
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,582
Evening, Mr. De Lorenzo.
1237
00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:52,250
Driveway's looking sharp.
1238
00:58:54,791 --> 00:58:56,249
Woo-hoo!
1239
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,332
- Whoa!
- Oh, oh, God.
1240
00:59:00,291 --> 00:59:02,290
- Going really crazy!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1241
00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:03,540
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1242
00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:04,832
Back up, back up.
1243
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:06,957
Whoa. Corner.
1244
00:59:09,791 --> 00:59:12,582
Whoa!
1245
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:31,249
Buenas noches, Rancho El Dorado.
1246
00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:34,125
Y'all ready for another edition
of Salsa Night Fever?
1247
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:41,125
Is it just me, or are there
a lot of slutty seniors here?
1248
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:45,374
I mean, no judgment
'cause if you're over 80,
1249
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:46,915
you deserve to get your freak on.
1250
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,207
I agree.
1251
00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:53,290
This one lady, like,
I think she wants to dance with you.
1252
00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:54,374
No, she doesn't.
1253
00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:56,290
- She does.
- Hi.
1254
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:58,250
- Dance with me, wild boy.
- Oh!
1255
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,499
Oh!
1256
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,249
No, thank you.
1257
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,999
- She won't mind.
- Yeah, I don't mind.
1258
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,749
Yeah, yeah, you go, uh, shake it,
shake his groove thing.
1259
01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:24,874
Whoo!
1260
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,625
Ah!
1261
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,541
Oh!
1262
01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:35,500
Yeah.
1263
01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:49,999
Okay. Thank you.
1264
01:00:54,541 --> 01:00:56,249
La música está en mí.
1265
01:00:58,583 --> 01:01:00,165
What?
1266
01:01:00,166 --> 01:01:02,499
When did you learn to salsa?
1267
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:06,457
So, uh, remember those classes
my parents got us for Christmas?
1268
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:07,832
Yeah. We only went to one.
1269
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,457
You went to one.
1270
01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:12,040
You're looking at a level three
salsa maestro, baby.
1271
01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:13,915
My God, I can't believe you kept going.
1272
01:01:13,916 --> 01:01:15,915
Turns out they have a really strict
return policy, so...
1273
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,332
So, what, did you just say we broke up?
1274
01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:22,082
God, no. Way too embarrassing.
1275
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:23,749
I told them you got meningitis.
1276
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,082
- What?
- Yeah.
1277
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:26,999
At an optometry conference.
1278
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,707
It was pretty severe, actually.
You were hospitalized and everything.
1279
01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:29,999
You killed me?
1280
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,082
No, no, I'm not a monster.
1281
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:34,207
You're in a coma.
1282
01:01:35,416 --> 01:01:37,665
But with a bit of luck,
you'll wake up any day.
1283
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:39,707
Okay, I have a confession to make.
1284
01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:41,040
Don't feel too bad, because
1285
01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:43,165
I told the guy at the smoothie place
you joined a cult,
1286
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:47,207
and I told the lady at the dry cleaner
that you're in, uh, prison for tax fraud.
1287
01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:49,290
- Oh, yeah? Sounds like me.
- Yeah.
1288
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:53,249
What?
1289
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:54,415
- Oh, this?
- Please.
1290
01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:55,832
- This song?
- Come on.
1291
01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:57,249
- No. No.
- Please.
1292
01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:58,999
Just one. Come on, please.
1293
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,915
My hips don't move like that.
1294
01:02:00,916 --> 01:02:02,458
Uh, I know they do.
1295
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:05,499
Ooh!
1296
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,290
Hips.
1297
01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:16,166
Yeah.
1298
01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:22,165
Am I doing okay?
1299
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,333
Yes.
1300
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:30,958
Ah.
1301
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:34,833
Oh!
1302
01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:40,583
Okay.
1303
01:03:08,583 --> 01:03:09,665
Oh.
1304
01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:23,707
Go long.
1305
01:03:23,708 --> 01:03:24,874
I'm gonna do Dirty Dancing.
1306
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,374
- What?
- Dirty Dancing.
1307
01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:27,874
- Really? Are you sure?
- Go. Go.
1308
01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:29,207
Yeah. I'm gonna do it.
1309
01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:30,374
Oh, my God!
1310
01:03:31,791 --> 01:03:33,915
Russ!
1311
01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,957
Oh, yeah, yeah! Russ, I'm--
1312
01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:37,415
- Whoo!
- I'm going--
1313
01:03:37,416 --> 01:03:39,416
- Whoo!
- Oh, oh!
1314
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:51,040
- You want some?
- I've had enough.
1315
01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:52,332
Up.
1316
01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,166
No.
1317
01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:00,208
That was pretty good.
1318
01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:04,999
Hey.
1319
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,875
I'm really glad you came.
1320
01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:09,833
Yeah, it was so nice to see your parents.
1321
01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:12,874
I-I meant the whole trip.
1322
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,540
Oh.
1323
01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,332
Yeah, 'cause, like,
it's just nice to chat, you know.
1324
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:22,415
So many times where I wanted
to tell you stuff and-and... couldn't.
1325
01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:23,582
Like what?
1326
01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:26,207
Okay, so remember, um...
1327
01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:28,749
do you remember my gym,
the guy who works out in jeans?
1328
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:30,457
- Jeans guy. I love jeans guy.
- Jeans guy.
1329
01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:32,707
- So he got a pair shorts.
- No.
1330
01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:35,707
And I finally took your advice
and, uh, cut down on dairy.
1331
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,082
Yeah.
1332
01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:39,207
I think it turns out you're right--
I do snore less.
1333
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,249
I told you.
1334
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,165
At least I think I do.
1335
01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:44,333
- Nice.
- Also...
1336
01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:48,874
I wanted to tell you that I didn't, um,
1337
01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:52,499
propose to you because I wanted
to smooth things over.
1338
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:56,040
I proposed to you 'cause I loved you
1339
01:04:56,041 --> 01:04:58,290
and I wanted to spend my life with you.
1340
01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:32,707
Yeah. Hi. It's-it's Russ Owens.
1341
01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:35,957
Um, I'm-I'm afraid I'm not
gonna make it in again today.
1342
01:05:35,958 --> 01:05:37,832
Um, I think...
1343
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:40,374
I think I might actually have strep now.
1344
01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:42,290
Um...
1345
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,207
It's kind of hard to talk...
1346
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,915
...and breathe.
1347
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:50,624
Ah, yeah, that's-that's very tender.
1348
01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:53,040
Um, I'll, uh... I'll-I'll stay in touch.
1349
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,875
Okay. Bye.
1350
01:05:57,791 --> 01:05:59,665
You know you can't leave this place
empty-handed, right?
1351
01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:02,874
Any minute now, she's gonna come back
with a box of homemade nut scrunchie.
1352
01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:04,499
Leftover potato salad.
1353
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,124
Even better.
1354
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,332
Listen.
1355
01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:09,249
Don't leave it too long
next time, will you?
1356
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,832
- Yeah.
- I'm just saying, you know,
1357
01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:14,082
life's too short, and I might get
taken out by a stray pickleball.
1358
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:15,915
- You never know.
- Dad.
1359
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:16,999
Love you.
1360
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,749
- I love you.
- Ho, ho, ho.
1361
01:06:18,750 --> 01:06:21,540
- Oh.
- Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1362
01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:24,374
- Yes, I'm checking luggage.
- There you go.
1363
01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:26,082
Do not open that on the way home.
1364
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,457
- I know you.
- Thanks, Mom.
1365
01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,165
Oh, and here's a little something
for Merv.
1366
01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:32,625
- Oh, thank you.
- Happy holidays, you mangy little thing.
1367
01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:35,290
Anna.
1368
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:36,499
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, my gosh.
1369
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,040
- Thank you so much.
- Yes.
1370
01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:39,915
You, too.
1371
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,915
You know, I am really glad you that came.
1372
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,290
Me, too.
1373
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:47,499
Well, I hope you-you find
somebody wonderful
1374
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,665
to spend the rest of your life with.
1375
01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:51,624
And I'm...
1376
01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:54,000
I'm just sorry it wasn't Russ.
1377
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,332
You okay?
1378
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,500
- Yeah. You?
- Yeah.
1379
01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:25,457
No way.
1380
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,040
Do you remember that?
1381
01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:28,790
Do I remember it?
1382
01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:30,124
- Um...
- Just checking.
1383
01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:32,582
♪ Chickity China,
the Chinese chicken ♪
1384
01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,790
♪ You have a drumstick
and your brain stops tickin' ♪
1385
01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:37,624
♪ Watching X-Files with no lights on,
we're dans la maison ♪
1386
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:39,040
♪ I hope the Smoking Man's in this one ♪
1387
01:07:39,041 --> 01:07:40,749
♪ Like Harrison Ford,
I'm getting frantic ♪
1388
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:41,999
♪ Like Sting, I'm tantric ♪
1389
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,499
♪ Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy ♪
1390
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,124
♪ Like Kurosawa, I make mad films ♪
1391
01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:47,582
♪ 'Kay, I don't make films,
but if I did, they'd have a samurai ♪
1392
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,665
♪ Gonna get a set of better clubs,
gonna find the kind with tiny nubs ♪
1393
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,540
♪ just so my irons aren't always
flying off the backswing ♪
1394
01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:53,415
- ♪ Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon ♪
- Yes!
1395
01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,915
♪ 'cause that cartoon has got
the boom anime babes ♪
1396
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,290
♪ that make me think the wrong thing ♪
1397
01:07:56,291 --> 01:07:58,207
♪ How can I help it if I think
you're funny when you're mad? ♪
1398
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,457
♪ Trying hard not to smile,
though I feel bad ♪
1399
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:02,165
♪ I'm the kind of guy
who laughs at a funeral ♪
1400
01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:04,707
♪ Can't understand what I mean,
but you soon will ♪
1401
01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:06,915
♪ I have a tendency to wear
my mind on my sleeve ♪
1402
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,707
♪ I have a history of losing my shirt ♪
1403
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:11,165
♪ It's been one week
since you looked at me ♪
1404
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:13,374
♪ Dropped your arms to the sides
and said, "I'm sorry" ♪
1405
01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,832
♪ Five days since I laughed at you ♪
1406
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:17,582
♪ and said, "You just did just what
I thought you were gonna do" ♪
1407
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:19,332
♪ Three days since the living room ♪
1408
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,624
♪ We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do? ♪
1409
01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,332
♪ Yesterday you just smiled at me ♪
1410
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:26,333
♪ 'cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry ♪
1411
01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:30,500
♪ It'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry ♪
1412
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:33,665
♪ It'll still be two days ♪
1413
01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:35,500
♪ till we say "wasabi" ♪
1414
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,540
♪ Birchmount Stadium ♪
1415
01:08:37,541 --> 01:08:39,499
♪ home of the Robbie ♪
1416
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,874
I think I might just chill
in my room for a bit.
1417
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,332
Okay. I'll do the same.
1418
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:54,249
You cool if he comes with me?
1419
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,707
Course.
1420
01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:58,332
- Okay. I'll see you later.
- Okay. Bye.
1421
01:08:58,333 --> 01:09:00,000
Merv, let's go.
1422
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,082
Hey.
1423
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:04,457
Um, do you want to get dinner later?
1424
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,874
I saw a cute-looking Chinese place
on the corner.
1425
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:09,125
- We could get takeout.
- Yeah, sure.
1426
01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:30,957
- Hello?
- Hi. Hi.
1427
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,415
Um, okay.
1428
01:09:32,416 --> 01:09:37,374
Um, long story short,
I think I still have feelings for Russ,
1429
01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:39,749
and, uh, I just need you to, um,
tell me I'm crazy
1430
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:42,874
and-and-and tell me to stop thinking
about him, like, right now.
1431
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,874
I'm sorry. I can't do that.
1432
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:46,790
- What? Why?
- Because...
1433
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:48,749
you're perfect together.
1434
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,457
I shouldn't have called you.
1435
01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:51,540
Look, Anna.
1436
01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:53,874
Clearly, you won't open up for me.
1437
01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,458
And don't think I don't know why.
1438
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:57,290
What are you talking about?
1439
01:09:57,291 --> 01:10:00,916
You've been avoiding me 'cause
it's hard for you to be around kids.
1440
01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:05,832
No, that's... that's not...
that's not true...
1441
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,749
Yes, it is,
1442
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:08,915
and it's okay.
1443
01:10:08,916 --> 01:10:13,207
I love you, and I know this sucks
and that it's painful
1444
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:17,665
and that I can't imagine what it must
feel like to find out you can't have kids
1445
01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:20,540
when I know how much
that's what you wanted.
1446
01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:25,707
But I also know in my soul
that Russ was good for you.
1447
01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:28,999
And you could still have
a great life together.
1448
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,708
Don't you think?
1449
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,832
Anna?
1450
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,749
Hello, Merv.
1451
01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:06,541
- Hi.
- Hi.
1452
01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:08,665
How's it going?
1453
01:11:08,666 --> 01:11:09,832
Oh.
1454
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:10,999
Thank you.
1455
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,332
- Yay.
- Ta-da!
1456
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:13,957
Been looking everywhere for this.
1457
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,124
Aw.
1458
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:17,707
I asked him where he left it,
but he couldn't quite remember.
1459
01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,457
Oh, I get it. It was a blowout.
1460
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:22,707
- Yeah. Too many bark-aritas, probably.
- Chaos.
1461
01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:24,040
Hi, Lols.
1462
01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:25,665
Oh, they're psyched to see each other.
1463
01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:27,415
Aw.
1464
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,874
Merv's not normally this forward,
you know.
1465
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,416
Well, Lolly is.
1466
01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:33,332
But Merv is so handsome.
1467
01:11:33,333 --> 01:11:34,582
Can't blame a girl for trying.
1468
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:36,790
I know. I mean, what's a girl to do, huh?
1469
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,624
Well, thank you so much
for-for saving it for us.
1470
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:41,874
- Yeah.
- Merv.
1471
01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:44,000
- Merv.
- Do you want to stay for a beer?
1472
01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,915
- Oh, yeah. Sure. Uh, yeah.
- Yeah?
1473
01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:49,040
- Thank you.
- Okay.
1474
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:51,124
- Do we leave them alone?
- Oh, yeah.
1475
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:53,207
- All right. Just--
- I think that they're gonna be just fine.
1476
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:54,915
Don't trust that Lolly.
1477
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:57,374
I'm just saying,
it's really impressive
1478
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:58,874
what you've managed to do.
1479
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:00,582
No. No.
1480
01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:02,665
No, I'm just a party planner.
1481
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:06,082
Yeah, but you're an amazing party planner,
not just a party planner.
1482
01:12:06,083 --> 01:12:09,291
I mean, great mom and a great dog mom.
1483
01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:11,624
Look what you managed to do.
1484
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:15,749
Everything you built,
I mean, it's really cool.
1485
01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:17,999
- Hmm.
- Can't even...
1486
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,040
manage my 200-square-foot apartment.
1487
01:12:21,041 --> 01:12:22,708
No, I have been there, too.
1488
01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:26,625
Yeah, it's pretty rough.
1489
01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:29,999
I just think you should be
proud of yourself. That's all.
1490
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,833
No one's ever said that to me before.
1491
01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:34,207
It's really kind.
1492
01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:37,208
How much longer are you here?
1493
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,374
Uh, tomorrow. Yeah, we...
1494
01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:41,332
- we leave first thing.
- Oh, that's really, really soon.
1495
01:12:41,333 --> 01:12:42,457
Yeah.
1496
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:44,665
Well, you're gonna have to come and visit.
1497
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:47,041
Yeah, yeah, we should.
1498
01:12:57,958 --> 01:12:59,416
- What's wrong?
- I'm s--
1499
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,832
I'm so sorry.
1500
01:13:12,166 --> 01:13:14,290
Good job, Muffin.
1501
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:22,124
Hey there. What can I get you?
1502
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,166
Merv?
1503
01:14:42,666 --> 01:14:44,333
Merv?
1504
01:14:45,416 --> 01:14:46,833
Buddy?
1505
01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:51,041
Merv.
1506
01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,915
Merv!
1507
01:14:54,916 --> 01:14:56,082
Come here, boy.
1508
01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:57,916
Mervy.
1509
01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:00,916
Merv?
1510
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:09,166
Merv!
1511
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:11,666
Merv!
1512
01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,041
Merv!
1513
01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:21,165
Merv!
1514
01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:24,040
Oh, my God. Oh, thank goodness.
1515
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,499
Oh, buddy.
1516
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,375
Oh, I thought you'd drowned, little man.
1517
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,374
It's lucky he knew where my room was.
1518
01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:34,083
Yeah, that is lucky.
1519
01:15:35,166 --> 01:15:37,749
Next time you want to spend the evening
with your new girlfriend,
1520
01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:40,416
why don't you tell me so I can take him?
1521
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,124
How do you know where I was, anyway?
1522
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:46,833
- How did he get his bow tie back?
- Right.
1523
01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:53,082
Why'd you do that thing in the car?
1524
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:54,708
- What thing?
- The hand thing.
1525
01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:57,208
I don't know.
1526
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:02,375
I guess I just... I missed you.
1527
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,624
Maybe I got the wrong idea.
1528
01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,915
- Anna, I can't do this.
- Can't do what?
1529
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:10,165
This. Oh, my God.
1530
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:12,332
It's messing with my head.
1531
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:14,458
Do you have any idea
how hard this has been?
1532
01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:18,499
Being so, like, stupidly alone
and knowing the only thing
1533
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:22,332
I have left in my life is a dog
that's more depressed than I am.
1534
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,249
And now, like, suddenly you're, like,
here with me,
1535
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:27,540
and all I'm thinking about is how badly
I handled everything that happened with us
1536
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:31,249
and how idiotic it was of me
to try and make you feel better.
1537
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,291
'Cause how could you possibly feel better?
1538
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:36,082
But I just... I hated seeing you
so sad, you know,
1539
01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:38,790
and I wanted to take that away,
and I didn't know how.
1540
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:43,415
I'm so sorry that we won't get
to meet our kids
1541
01:16:43,416 --> 01:16:45,249
and know what they look like.
1542
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:49,666
I know how important that was to you,
and it crushed me, too, okay?
1543
01:16:50,916 --> 01:16:53,249
And y-you shut me out, Anna.
1544
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:56,166
You stopped talking to me,
like, completely, overnight.
1545
01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:58,832
I couldn't get through to you.
1546
01:16:58,833 --> 01:17:01,624
And it wasn't all we were,
and I felt like you made it all we were,
1547
01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:03,375
but we were so much more than that.
1548
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:17,791
You want to know why I took your hand?
1549
01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:24,791
Sure.
1550
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:31,500
I forgot how much fun
I have with you.
1551
01:17:35,708 --> 01:17:38,000
I'm sorry I didn't want to talk. I...
1552
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,958
It was too hard.
1553
01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:46,999
When-when you see your...
1554
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,874
your uterus up on the stupid screen
1555
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:54,207
and it's just... empty.
1556
01:17:58,416 --> 01:18:00,707
I just felt so...
1557
01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:03,000
- useless and guilty.
- Anna.
1558
01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:07,665
And...
1559
01:18:07,666 --> 01:18:11,582
I felt like I let you down
and it's... my fault.
1560
01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:13,416
It wasn't your fault.
1561
01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:19,958
Can we just start over?
1562
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,833
The thing is, right...
1563
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,665
...next time things get tough,
how do we know...
1564
01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:33,125
how do we know that we can get through it?
1565
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:39,250
I don't know.
1566
01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:43,583
We just will.
1567
01:18:46,416 --> 01:18:48,916
You see, I don't...
I don't know that I believe that.
1568
01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:52,916
I'm sorry.
1569
01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:58,916
So I'll just, um, drop him off
at the end of the week, then?
1570
01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:01,207
Can I just say something?
1571
01:20:01,208 --> 01:20:05,041
Can you let me get this out
before you say no?
1572
01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:07,082
Yeah.
1573
01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:08,958
Okay. Um...
1574
01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:14,000
So, this co-parenting thing,
it doesn't work.
1575
01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:16,165
You know, not for me, not for Merv.
1576
01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,499
And I-I know it's not
what either of us want.
1577
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:19,999
He needs one home, Anna.
1578
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,249
He needs a proper home.
1579
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:22,415
It's what we promised him
1580
01:20:22,416 --> 01:20:24,125
- when we got him.
- What--
1581
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:29,874
I love this dog so much.
1582
01:20:29,875 --> 01:20:31,165
You know.
1583
01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:33,291
The idea of him not being in my life is...
1584
01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:37,250
...impossible.
1585
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,500
What are you trying to say?
1586
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:43,208
And I love him too much
to see him like this.
1587
01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:46,415
- So I want you to have him.
- I ca-- No.
1588
01:20:46,416 --> 01:20:48,499
- I can't let you do that.
- You can. Yes, you can. It's all right.
1589
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:49,915
- No.
- Yeah, it's what he needs,
1590
01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:50,999
and it's what we need.
1591
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,499
Otherwise, we're not gonna move on.
1592
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:55,207
And I'm not. I'm not gonna move on
if I have to keep showing up
1593
01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:57,958
at your apartment every week
and see you...
1594
01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:01,416
...being you.
1595
01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,333
I love you, buddy.
1596
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,125
Okay.
1597
01:21:22,291 --> 01:21:24,291
Bye. Bye, Merv.
1598
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,832
Russ, can we at least talk
about this, please?
1599
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:32,332
No. It's over.
1600
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:33,416
Please.
1601
01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:06,915
What do you think?
1602
01:23:06,916 --> 01:23:08,290
Want to see?
1603
01:23:12,666 --> 01:23:16,665
Okay, guys, the last bit of work
before the holidays.
1604
01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:18,582
Yes!
1605
01:23:18,583 --> 01:23:21,874
And let's say you've got, um...
1606
01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:23,540
20 minutes.
1607
01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,790
So do your best. You know this stuff.
1608
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:28,082
And if you don't, well...
1609
01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:31,207
in the grand scheme of things, it's not
gonna make a bloody difference, so...
1610
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:32,957
Yeah.
1611
01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:34,916
Okay. On you get.
1612
01:23:37,458 --> 01:23:38,665
- Hey, man.
- Hi, Des.
1613
01:23:38,666 --> 01:23:39,915
How you feeling?
1614
01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:41,665
Yeah, okay. Better. Thank you. Yeah.
1615
01:23:41,666 --> 01:23:44,416
Yeah, that strep's, um...
pretty vicious.
1616
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:49,249
'Cause, you know, I came by
your, uh, apartment-- no answer.
1617
01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:51,999
Well, no, 'cause-- that's right--
'cause I had, um...
1618
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,040
well, the antibiotics just floored me.
1619
01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:56,040
Okay, man, you gonna tell me
where you really were?
1620
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,332
What do you mean?
1621
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,083
The Mervinator?
1622
01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:00,832
Sorry, what-- Not ringing any bells.
1623
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:02,499
Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about?
1624
01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,124
- No.
- Wow, man.
1625
01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:06,290
- Because your 28,000 new followers...
- Twenty-eight?
1626
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,832
...will be gutted to hear that.
1627
01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:11,332
Merv's escapades
at the beachside birthday bonanza,
1628
01:24:11,333 --> 01:24:15,415
according to "Perfect Parties Are Joss."
1629
01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:17,707
And as for those extra followers
that you got,
1630
01:24:17,708 --> 01:24:19,040
look who they are.
1631
01:24:19,041 --> 01:24:20,165
Aw.
1632
01:24:20,166 --> 01:24:21,915
What were you thinking, man?
1633
01:24:21,916 --> 01:24:23,290
Taking your dog on vacation
1634
01:24:23,291 --> 01:24:24,999
- days before the vacation?
- My dog was depressed, Des.
1635
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,915
- You are on detention duty, okay?
- Fine. Let me see it.
1636
01:24:27,916 --> 01:24:29,790
Stop doing all that squinty...
1637
01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:31,540
- things with your eyes, man.
- I'm not squinting.
1638
01:24:31,541 --> 01:24:33,207
- You are squinting.
- That's how you look at things.
1639
01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:35,624
- Get your eyes checked.
- Fine.
1640
01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:47,290
Stay... still.
1641
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:50,249
Very still.
1642
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:52,207
You said it was gonna be a gentle tickle.
1643
01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:54,082
Still!
1644
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:56,040
My goodness.
1645
01:24:56,041 --> 01:24:58,124
Okay. Are we done?
1646
01:24:58,125 --> 01:24:59,207
Thank you.
1647
01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:02,083
The good news is you can see.
1648
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:04,624
But only six feet in front of you.
1649
01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:07,374
Put these on. Here's your prescription.
1650
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,708
And your bill.
1651
01:25:26,541 --> 01:25:28,166
Oh, yes.
1652
01:25:36,958 --> 01:25:39,374
The tinsel.
1653
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,375
Mm-hmm.
1654
01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:39,290
Hi. Uh, welcome to
Save a Furry Friend Foundation.
1655
01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:42,083
Are you looking for a new furry friend?
1656
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:44,749
Yeah, something like that.
1657
01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:47,082
Wait. You've been here before.
1658
01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:48,499
Merv, right?
1659
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,457
That's right. Good... good memory.
1660
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:52,165
How is the little guy?
1661
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,999
Yeah, um...
1662
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,415
Yeah, he's great. He's awesome.
1663
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:57,999
I mean, we're not supposed
to have favorites,
1664
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,499
but I remember
when you guys picked him up.
1665
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:01,332
It's so nice just...
1666
01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:04,500
just knowing that a dog's going to a home
where there's so much love.
1667
01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:07,624
Yeah.
1668
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:09,125
Yes, yes.
1669
01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:10,999
Okay.
1670
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,624
Uh, so let's find you a new dog.
1671
01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:14,832
- Yeah, let's.
- Huh?
1672
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,791
You wouldn't believe
what some of these guys have been through.
1673
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:31,915
I mean, broken engagements, broken homes.
1674
01:27:31,916 --> 01:27:34,790
Bruno here was left in a bag.
1675
01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:36,374
But, you know...
1676
01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,708
all they need is
a little bit of love, right?
1677
01:27:39,833 --> 01:27:42,624
Yeah. Who doesn't?
1678
01:27:42,625 --> 01:27:45,790
Uh, so Candylicious here is
a little sweetheart.
1679
01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:47,665
Uh, I mean, she's got some chat.
1680
01:27:49,208 --> 01:27:50,499
You mean she barks.
1681
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,040
Uh, but, I mean,
I wouldn't say in, like, a bad way.
1682
01:27:54,541 --> 01:27:58,540
So, um... Gizmo here is super smart.
1683
01:27:58,541 --> 01:28:01,249
- How precious is your furniture?
- You know, uh,
1684
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:04,749
the more I think about it, I'm actually
not sure this is right, right now.
1685
01:28:04,750 --> 01:28:07,082
- I think it might be a little soon.
- Oh, no.
1686
01:28:07,083 --> 01:28:08,332
- Oh, please.
- What? What?
1687
01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:09,707
It's just...
1688
01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:12,374
Look, when you're the one
that has to take them to the vets
1689
01:28:12,375 --> 01:28:15,333
because they've been here for the
time limit and no one has picked them...
1690
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:18,083
Whoa.
1691
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:20,624
Okay.
1692
01:28:36,791 --> 01:28:39,665
So, you know, this is the place.
1693
01:28:39,666 --> 01:28:41,624
I know it's not much to look at, but...
1694
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:44,208
beggars can't be choosers,
right, Angelina?
1695
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:46,624
Well, I'll give you the grand tour.
1696
01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:50,207
This is the, uh,
living room slash kitchen.
1697
01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:51,665
What?
1698
01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:53,540
Don't look at me like that.
1699
01:28:53,541 --> 01:28:56,249
What'd you expect from a teacher's salary?
1700
01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:59,791
So, um, that's your lovely bed there.
1701
01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:02,166
In you come.
1702
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:08,457
{\an8}Okay.
1703
01:29:08,458 --> 01:29:10,749
{\an8}We'll... we'll try that later.
1704
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,291
I'm told it's nice and comfy.
1705
01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:16,833
Flick. Flick.
1706
01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:20,624
Flick away the sadness.
1707
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,416
I deserve that look.
1708
01:29:26,791 --> 01:29:28,082
Treat.
1709
01:29:28,083 --> 01:29:29,249
Dinner.
1710
01:29:29,250 --> 01:29:30,332
Walk.
1711
01:29:33,166 --> 01:29:34,208
Go fetch.
1712
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:36,874
Are you ready...
1713
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:39,415
for the one, the only...
1714
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:42,124
{\an8}Mr. Bear! Yay!
1715
01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:43,415
Go.
1716
01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:45,582
Go get it. Go get it.
1717
01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:46,915
Yes. Yes.
1718
01:29:46,916 --> 01:29:48,082
No.
1719
01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:50,415
No!
1720
01:29:50,416 --> 01:29:51,790
It's almost Christmas.
1721
01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:53,416
I think it's okay.
1722
01:29:54,541 --> 01:29:55,541
Go.
1723
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:05,749
Aw, Merv.
1724
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:07,916
It's you.
1725
01:30:08,791 --> 01:30:10,333
Look how cute.
1726
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,541
Let's see what I got.
1727
01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:24,415
{\an8} What's up?
Don't tell me you're lonely as well.
1728
01:30:24,416 --> 01:30:27,790
Are you missing your friends
at the dog shelter?
1729
01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,332
Don't want to play fetch.
1730
01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:30,832
You don't want cuddles.
1731
01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:32,500
You've barely eaten your food.
1732
01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:37,082
I don't think you're gonna want
any of the super-gloop.
1733
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:38,749
Really?
1734
01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:42,832
You want to try it?
1735
01:30:44,541 --> 01:30:46,249
Okay, here you go.
1736
01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:48,875
It's your funeral.
1737
01:30:53,291 --> 01:30:55,208
No way.
1738
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:04,290
"Merv, if you're feeling crappy,
eat your greens.
1739
01:31:04,291 --> 01:31:06,125
They'll make you happy."
1740
01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:21,665
- Oh, hi.
- Hey!
1741
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:23,957
- Are those baguettes?
- Yeah.
1742
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:25,999
I buttered your bread.
1743
01:31:29,291 --> 01:31:31,374
Merry Christmas!
1744
01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,832
She snores so loud.
1745
01:31:35,833 --> 01:31:37,874
Yeah, she does.
1746
01:31:37,875 --> 01:31:39,083
Who snores like that?
1747
01:31:39,833 --> 01:31:41,333
Come for Christmas with us.
1748
01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:44,749
- What? Christmas? What? No.
- Yeah. Come on.
1749
01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:46,832
D-Desmond...
1750
01:31:46,833 --> 01:31:48,540
probably won't burn the turkey again.
1751
01:31:48,541 --> 01:31:52,707
No. Last time I came for dinner,
Desmond burned peas, okay? Peas.
1752
01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:56,790
Look, you don't have to take pity on me.
1753
01:31:56,791 --> 01:31:58,082
Okay? I'm fine.
1754
01:31:58,083 --> 01:32:00,624
- No, you're not.
- No--
1755
01:32:00,625 --> 01:32:02,749
But you're gonna be on your own
at Christmas.
1756
01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:04,165
It's a really lovely offer.
1757
01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:06,040
- I really appreciate it, but I--
- Please.
1758
01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:08,040
- I'm--
- It'll be nice.
1759
01:32:08,041 --> 01:32:10,625
I would've loved to have come. I just...
1760
01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:16,833
Okay. Um...
1761
01:32:19,041 --> 01:32:21,082
I will come.
1762
01:32:21,083 --> 01:32:24,124
And if-if you want me to watch the kids
1763
01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:28,333
while Desmond burns the turkey, I...
1764
01:32:29,833 --> 01:32:31,165
I can do that.
1765
01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:34,749
This might be
my favorite Christmas gift ever.
1766
01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:36,707
Thank you.
1767
01:32:41,916 --> 01:32:43,874
Come on, Angelina.
1768
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:46,999
You've got to pee. Come on, please.
1769
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,999
Please.
1770
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,165
For me?
1771
01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:54,457
I'm putting my foot down.
1772
01:32:54,458 --> 01:32:56,249
We have to go pee.
1773
01:32:56,250 --> 01:32:57,332
We're gonna pee.
1774
01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:00,915
Yes! We're peeing. We're peeing!
1775
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,624
See?
1776
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,540
I told you the park was a good idea.
1777
01:33:09,541 --> 01:33:11,707
This was Merv's favorite park.
1778
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,332
What do you say we get a snack, huh?
1779
01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:14,625
You like pretzels?
1780
01:33:15,708 --> 01:33:17,457
Good. Me, too. Here, come here.
1781
01:33:17,458 --> 01:33:20,457
Right. Let's try you off leash, okay?
Sit down.
1782
01:33:20,458 --> 01:33:22,207
I'm gonna let you off.
1783
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:24,374
Stay. Stay.
1784
01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:25,791
Stay, stay, stay.
1785
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:29,540
Perfect. Let's go.
1786
01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:31,332
Slow down. Wait. Stay with me. Angelina.
1787
01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:33,624
Angelina, stop! Stop right now!
1788
01:33:33,625 --> 01:33:35,165
Stop! Heel! Heel!
1789
01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,166
Angelina, stop! Angelina.
1790
01:33:38,250 --> 01:33:40,165
Angelina! Angelina, stop!
1791
01:33:40,166 --> 01:33:42,500
Stop!
1792
01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:44,375
Stop! Heel!
1793
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,790
Angelina. Angelina.
1794
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:49,874
Stop.
1795
01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:51,499
Angelina, Angelina, please, please.
1796
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,040
Stop. Please, come, come.
1797
01:33:53,041 --> 01:33:54,374
Yes, yes.
1798
01:33:54,375 --> 01:33:56,249
Oh, my goodness.
1799
01:33:56,250 --> 01:34:00,082
You crazy pup,
you can't go running off like that, eh?
1800
01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:02,541
Come on. Oh, my goodness, that's enough.
1801
01:34:15,375 --> 01:34:17,082
Russ.
1802
01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:18,625
Hi.
1803
01:34:19,666 --> 01:34:21,874
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
1804
01:34:21,875 --> 01:34:23,582
I'm walking my dog, actually.
1805
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:24,624
Your dog?
1806
01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:27,666
This is Angelina.
1807
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:30,040
Angelina.
1808
01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:31,707
Yeah.
1809
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:35,250
She came from the, um,
Save a Furry Friend Foundation.
1810
01:34:36,250 --> 01:34:37,540
Yeah.
1811
01:34:38,666 --> 01:34:40,582
- Can I?
- Of course.
1812
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:42,082
Hey, buddy. How are you?
1813
01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:44,041
I missed you. How are you?
1814
01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:47,249
Aw.
1815
01:34:47,250 --> 01:34:49,915
You, um, got glasses.
1816
01:34:49,916 --> 01:34:52,457
I did get glasses. Yes.
1817
01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:54,540
Turns out I have really poor eyesight.
1818
01:34:54,541 --> 01:34:57,708
I'm surprised you didn't encourage me
to get them checked at any point.
1819
01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:00,999
It looks really good. It-it suits you.
1820
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,874
- You think?
- Mm-hmm.
1821
01:35:02,875 --> 01:35:04,333
Thanks.
1822
01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:13,540
Uh, nice seeing you.
1823
01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:15,583
- Yeah. You, too. Merry Christmas.
- Yeah.
1824
01:35:16,166 --> 01:35:17,416
Merry Christmas.
1825
01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:27,541
- Anna?
- Yeah?
1826
01:35:28,291 --> 01:35:29,374
How are you?
1827
01:35:32,083 --> 01:35:33,958
I'm all right.
1828
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,083
Yeah?
1829
01:35:39,291 --> 01:35:41,707
And Merv?
1830
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:44,165
He's okay.
1831
01:35:44,166 --> 01:35:46,000
A little bit, um...
1832
01:35:47,416 --> 01:35:50,165
- Sad?
- Yeah, like...
1833
01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:52,375
something's missing.
1834
01:35:54,166 --> 01:35:55,375
'Cause the thing is, right...
1835
01:35:57,875 --> 01:36:01,416
...I can't stop thinking about
how much I love and...
1836
01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:04,166
...I think I'll always love and...
1837
01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:08,290
...for the rest of my life,
I'm gonna regret it if I don't tell--
1838
01:36:08,291 --> 01:36:09,374
Merv?
1839
01:36:11,625 --> 01:36:13,750
No, Anna. You.
1840
01:36:19,125 --> 01:36:20,666
I missed you so much.
1841
01:36:21,791 --> 01:36:24,374
I miss you so much,
like, every day.
1842
01:36:24,375 --> 01:36:25,665
- Really?
- Yeah.
1843
01:36:25,666 --> 01:36:29,207
See, I-I-I thought
that I could live without you
1844
01:36:29,208 --> 01:36:31,707
and that it was the right thing for us.
1845
01:36:31,708 --> 01:36:33,374
It's not better. It's horrible.
1846
01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:35,790
- It's the worst.
- The worst.
1847
01:36:35,791 --> 01:36:39,540
And I really thought, like, if I got my
life together and I sorted my shit out--
1848
01:36:39,541 --> 01:36:41,415
And even now that I've done that, I--
1849
01:36:41,416 --> 01:36:42,915
- And still, it's--
- You did that?
1850
01:36:42,916 --> 01:36:45,291
Oh, yeah. I did. I have drawer dividers.
1851
01:36:47,125 --> 01:36:48,415
Who am I?
1852
01:36:48,416 --> 01:36:50,207
- I played the guitar my dad made me.
- You didn't.
1853
01:36:50,208 --> 01:36:51,624
- Yeah.
- Who are you?
1854
01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,499
I don't know.
1855
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:56,124
Well, turns out you were right.
1856
01:36:56,125 --> 01:36:58,165
Life's just more fun with you in it.
1857
01:36:58,166 --> 01:36:59,582
I told you.
1858
01:36:59,583 --> 01:37:00,790
And you know what?
1859
01:37:00,791 --> 01:37:03,290
I don't want our band
to be called The Mistakes.
1860
01:37:03,291 --> 01:37:04,540
- I don't.
- I don't.
1861
01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:06,165
How about, like...
1862
01:37:06,166 --> 01:37:07,541
The Forevers?
1863
01:37:08,208 --> 01:37:10,290
It's so cheesy.
1864
01:37:10,291 --> 01:37:12,207
- But we can workshop it.
- Okay.
1865
01:37:30,291 --> 01:37:32,082
I love you.
1866
01:37:32,083 --> 01:37:34,041
I love you.
1867
01:37:53,708 --> 01:37:55,124
Hey, Merv.
1868
01:37:55,125 --> 01:37:56,666
Nice sweater, bud.
1869
01:37:57,250 --> 01:37:58,624
{\an8}Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.
1870
01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:01,790
- Well, I'll have you know...
- Oh, no!
1871
01:38:01,791 --> 01:38:03,415
No way.
1872
01:38:04,875 --> 01:38:06,707
- That's so crazy.
- So cute.
1873
01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:08,332
- She's good.
- She's good.
1874
01:38:09,416 --> 01:38:11,874
You'll get one before you know it,
Angelina.
1875
01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,374
That's right.
You don't worry about it.
1876
01:38:13,375 --> 01:38:15,333
You don't worry.
1877
01:38:17,166 --> 01:38:18,707
- So, this band...
- Yeah.
1878
01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:21,665
I think I should be the lead guitarist
'cause now I play guitar.
1879
01:38:21,666 --> 01:38:23,874
What, h-how many times
have you played?
1880
01:38:23,875 --> 01:38:26,207
Uh, once. Yeah.
1881
01:38:26,208 --> 01:38:28,124
So, then, how many chords
do you know?
1882
01:38:28,125 --> 01:38:31,915
Um, like three,
but confidently two.
1883
01:38:31,916 --> 01:38:33,666
Okay. Okay.
1884
01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:39,415
I think maybe
we could be called The Try Agains.
1885
01:38:39,416 --> 01:38:41,249
Ooh, I like it.
1886
01:38:41,250 --> 01:38:43,040
Wait, what's Merv gonna do in the band?
1887
01:38:43,041 --> 01:38:44,874
Lead singer, obviously.
1888
01:38:44,875 --> 01:38:47,457
You, too, Angelina.
1889
01:38:47,458 --> 01:38:49,374
You could be a backup singer.
1890
01:39:25,875 --> 01:39:29,083
♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪
1891
01:39:30,791 --> 01:39:33,875
♪ Only a hippopotamus will do ♪
1892
01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:39,790
♪ Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy ♪
1893
01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:44,665
♪ I want a hippopotamus
to play with and enjoy ♪
1894
01:39:44,666 --> 01:39:47,375
♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪
1895
01:39:48,625 --> 01:39:51,082
♪ I don't think Santa Claus will mind ♪
1896
01:39:51,083 --> 01:39:53,082
♪ Do you? ♪
1897
01:39:53,083 --> 01:39:57,624
♪ He won't have to use
our dirty chimney flue ♪
1898
01:39:57,625 --> 01:39:59,832
♪ Just bring him in the front door ♪
1899
01:39:59,833 --> 01:40:01,957
♪ That's the easy thing to do ♪
1900
01:40:01,958 --> 01:40:07,374
♪ I can see me now on Christmas morning ♪
1901
01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:10,790
♪ Creeping down the stairs ♪
1902
01:40:10,791 --> 01:40:15,124
♪ Oh, what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes ♪
1903
01:40:15,125 --> 01:40:20,332
♪ to see a hippo hero standing there ♪
1904
01:40:20,333 --> 01:40:24,166
♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪
1905
01:40:24,958 --> 01:40:28,833
♪ Only a hippopotamus will do ♪
1906
01:40:30,083 --> 01:40:34,457
♪ No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses ♪
1907
01:40:34,458 --> 01:40:38,790
♪ I only like hippopotamuses-es ♪
1908
01:40:38,791 --> 01:40:43,250
♪ And hippopotamuses like me, too ♪