And… doing really, really, really well.
Almost there.
You're doing really, really well.
It is a toughy, this one.
Well done.
Almost there, and…
There we go. - Mm.
Ooh, big boy, that.
Well done, can't have been easy.
Er, sorry… Miss?
Excuse me, you haven't paid. You haven't paid.
Oh. Yeah. Shit. Distracted.
That's okay.
Erm… - How much do I owe you?
That will be…
£950, please.
Okay. Is it ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, er… try again.
Are you sure it didn't go through?
It says: 'card declined'. So…
Okay.
Erm… try again.
- I've done it twice now. - Yeah, no, I understand.
Erm, it still hasn't gone through.
So…
Okay.
Er, wait. Er, Miss…
it still hasn't gone through.
- Spike. - Hm?
Can you check Melbourne Grove to see
if there's any other viewing?
Yeah, he's just gonna just check
the diary if any slot's available.
Sorry, just… just five.
- Yeah, that's fine. - Yeah, he's just checking,
but it looks like it's really chocka.
- One sec. - Er, no.
Nope. Sorry about that.
Yep. Just keep checking.
Right, I'm running late.
But Spike, the board.
Fuck's sake. Come on.
I thought Safi was doing it.
Tash, this is, erm…
Oh, hi. Dylan Rose. Hi.
Er, I'm part of the, erm, mentor/mentee scheme.
Oh, of course, yes. My bad.
- No, it's fine. - I've had a fucking hideous,
and I mean fucking hideous morning.
Okay, well, lesson one,
I hate the word employee or staff.
- Okay. - We're a team here.
Aren't we, team?
Yeah. Yeah.
I remember when Angie Steele took me
under her wing years ago.
Angie… at Abbots & Steele.
You remember Angie, Safi? - Yeah.
- Great agent. Great. - Yeah.
Fantastic agent.
Even better human being.
Saf… can you just field this one?
It's from 21B.
They've only been in about a day,
and they are on me.
Constant. Ringing off the hook this morning.
- Hi. - Can I just check
that you are covering my expenses?
Tash, have you got a minute?
Tash? Tash, have you got a minute?
Fuck. Do I look like I've got a fucking minute, Spike?
Okay, I just wanna show you this app. Two minutes.
Remember the board in the mornings, okay?
If you're here… - Yeah, I'll do the board.
You do it, don't blame it on Safi.
Everyone's gotta pull together. - But she said she was
gonna do it this morning. That's not my fault, is it?
What do you need me for?
I just wanna show you this app.
You want me over there?
Twenty seconds. Erm, okay, look.
So, I've just been making some serious progress
on this app. - Mm.
Erm, so if you see that Al…
You know I was telling you about that Al?
- Mm. - So it can build rapport
with the caller by using a choice of language,
so, if you look… - Yeah, I know.
Look, I've made it bigger…
Just hold that thought, 'cause I'll be back.
- Erm, Tash… - The board.
Now.
Hey, it's Sophie.
I keep missing you.
Can you call me back?
I need to chat to you about the loan.
And also looking forward to hearing about the new branch.
- Yeah, I'll do it. - Oh, is it on there?
- Yeah, it's on there. - Okay, great.
Okay, checklist time.
Who wants to start?
Oh, erm…
Okay. Rowley Way is generating interest.
But Indian family are currently front runners.
No, discourage.
Erm, it's that stink of Balti.
'Cause it will cost us more in the long run.
- Mm. - Could just do
a short term lease. - No. Someone else.
Okay. Erm, okay, next in line is Polish and I'm not doing that.
- Oh, stop. - I'm not, I'm just saying like
Albin Laska's four days late on his rent again.
And I've called him four times. He doesn't answer his phone.
You know, I did say they'd be shit renters.
He did say.
Okay, so no more Poles.
Not all, just some.
- Just all. - Spikey.
If you walk into an absolute shithole,
it's… look at the potential.
You've got a flat above a kebab shop,
you say it's close to amenities.
A garden, hasn't seen a lawnmower for years,
you say it's semi-rural.
You've got a place in the middle of nowhere,
miles from any transport, you call it a quiet location.
You know, peaceful.
Oh, and it's never small, but compact.
You know, built for you, basically.
Sorry, may I just ask again,
you are okay to cover my expenses?
- Oh, that's all covered. - Okay, great.
You form a business built on great habits.
Oh, you can't beat a checklist.
- Yes. - A to-do list.
Every day. - Yeah.
The endorphins and dopamine you get from
working through a checklist… - Mm-hmm.
It's unbeatable.
Concentrate on the female.
Nine times out of ten it's her who wears the trousers.
Bloke will do anything for an easy life.
- Hi. Are you Charlotte? - Hi. Charlotte, yes.
Nice to meet you, I'm Natasha Flynn. And Luke?
- Yes. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Great to meet you.
And this is Dylan, my colleague.
We'll be showing you today.
- Hiya. Nice to meet you. - How are you feeling?
- Are you excited to see? - Good, excited.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Good, good, come this way.
It's right through here.
You know the area?
Erm, a little bit.
It's great architecture, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's quite like… - Fantastic building.
Barbican…
You're gonna love it in here.
Straight through to your main reception area.
Got a ton of natural light in here.
But what's really special, guys…
is the view from this window.
This fantastic outside space.
A few pots.
But really no maintenance, you know.
Who has time for gardening?
But gorgeous in the summer.
You know, picture yourselves, sun loungers, G&Ts.
Why not? - Hmm.
Great if you love running or the outdoors.
I love running.
- Park just there. - Oh.
And a stone's throw from all the shops.
Let me take you through to your bathroom.
Fantastic, compact, bright bathroom.
Deceptively spacious.
Mirror on the back door could open the space right out.
Candles, time to yourself. - Mm.
So cosy on those dark nights.
And the bedroom.
Such a peaceful room.
And not overlooked at all.
If you listen…
so peaceful.
It's meditative, you know. - Mm.
Such a calming room, I think.
Mm.
Let me take you through to the kitchen.
I love this space.
Fantastic storage.
Great.
Everything else hidden, though.
Washing machine, dishwasher, electric oven.
Huge fridge freezer.
But, you know, minimal.
Mm, mm.
Well, take your time, have a look around
and, er, we'll come and find you in a minute.
- Great, thank you. - Okay.
Can you just explain this to me?
When it's talking about the…
Er, no, let them just make their decision.
Right.
And as I say, the rent here is ridiculously cheap.
I mean, talking ridic.
Yeah, it's impossible nowadays.
Well, it's a very volatile period.
And we can move in immediately?
Er, well, you can, but you have to be super quick.
I mean, the interest in this place has been nuts, hasn't it?
I mean, nuts. - It's a yes.
- Thank you, Natasha. - Rea… are you sure?
- Yes. - Congratulations. Fantastic.
- Thank you. - That's brilliant news.
So, so what's the next step?
Well, first, you need to celebrate,
and then come down to the office tomorrow morning.
Er, bring your references
and we'll get the contract drawn up.
It's available straight away for you.
- Great. Thank you. - It's great news.
- Thank you. - Fantastic. Well done, guys.
- You got it quick. - Yes.
- It's good news. - So relieved. Thank you.
Er, see you tomorrow?
- See you tomorrow. - Lovely.
Thanks. Have a good day.
- Lovely to meet you. Bye. - Bye.
Well, she was sold before she went in.
Hello?
No. To be honest, I am run off my feet this week.
You wouldn't believe.
Er, yeah. I can't talk now.
Can I call you back? Okay.
Better get a move on now to the next.
- Hello. Who's this? - Sorry, this is Dylan.
I didn't know there was gonna be more than one person.
I feel a little ambushed.
Yeah, no. Dylan Rose. Nice to meet you.
It's my first day, so I'm just doing an observation.
Wine fridge.
- Ooh, wow. Yes. - Wine fridge.
- All important, yeah. - Yes.
- For us. We, we entertain a lot. - Perfect.
Yeah.
So, it's nice to know that
we could have a nice cool wine.
Well, this is perfect for a dinner party.
Bathroom here, a wet room, I'd call it actually.
A wet room? Oh, well this is concerning.
It doesn't need to be a problem. We can easily heighten the…
We'd have to retile the whole bathroom.
Really, I just want you to take in the look…
Can we retile this?
- She's lovely. - Oh my God, I love this blue.
- She is beautiful. - Do you love it?
This blue is the blue that I would choose.
- She's lovely. - Oh, the shutters.
Have you noticed the shutters? - Are these original shutters?
Yeah, yeah, the same as downstairs, actually.
These are like, remember that little hotel that we stayed
with Alan and Peter in France? It's just like that.
Dylan, could I get a glass of water, please.
Er, yeah. No problem.
Anyone else want some water? - No, I'm good.
Okay. I will be, er, right back.
And my paintings up there, I could imagine there.
- Ah, are you a painter? - Yes.
Well, I started during lockdown.
He's trying his hardest.
I thought you were a creative. Yeah.
It's perfect for the walls for that.
It really is. And I could see this as a studio.
- No. - Is Dylan okay?
Sorry, is Dylan alright?
She's fine, no, honestly. She's fine.
Please, rest assured, she's, she's my apprentice.
- She's learning the ropes. - Well, I don't know,
I just have a feeling about her.
- I don't know, I… - No, please, please.
It's her first day, Troy…
She just doesn't seem like she knows
what she's doing.
I can tell her to wait
downstairs after the water.
No, no. I don't want her to feel alie…
No, please do not…
Christ. Troy… - We'll stay out of your hair…
No, I'm sorry, just stop it.
Dylan is fine. Okay?
- Dylan's fine. - Hello, Dylan.
Hi. Sorry, there weren't any glasses,
so, had to do with a mug, I'm afraid.
Dylan, come back here a little bit
and just leave them. - Yeah, course.
It's, it's, it's a really spectacular property,
isn't it? Er, lemme find it.
- Thank you, Dylan. - Oh, no problem.
I like the fireplace. Is it, erm…
- It's a working fireplace.
- So, it is working? - Yeah, yeah.
And it's been checked?
- Oh, yes. - … it's been signed off?
Oh, yes. Honestly, we're on top of everything.
A lot of house fires can start within a…
Oh, he's a worrier, isn't he?
- 35% of house fires start… - Please, please don't worry.
Is that true? - Yes, 35% of house fires
within boxes, er, stuff that's been
stuffed up inside of a fireplace
can, can result… so, we have to…
you have to get them cleaned constantly.
Now, careful on these stairs.
Yeah, the stairs are very steep.
Some of our friends might struggle with them.
I'm thinking of David. - Er, I'll carry them.
Yeah, this tree here, that's, erm…
That's gonna require some maintenance, right?
We have a fantastic maintenance team though.
- I can do that. - You can't do that.
- A pair of scissors… - George, you'll ruin it,
and we'll have to cut the tree down.
I don't want to start a domestic,
but we do have a great gardener
and, you know, you don't have to worry about that.
- I don't mind. - Not when you're renting.
I could do that.
If you are interested, 'cause I… I…
We, er, erm…
I had a feeling.
We, we love it. We really love it.
- We love it. - You do?
We absolutely… we loved it as soon as
we walked in, he loved it. - Yeah. You won't show
anyone else today? - Of course I won't show
anyone else. It's yours. Absolutely.
That's your word, Natasha?
Why would I show anyone else?
I've got the ideal couple here moving in.
Well, I feel very comfortable, actually.
I do trust you. I think you're a good person.
- Oh… oh. That's great. - Thank you.
Really lovely. Ah…
This app is going places that Pur…
Tash?
Yeah?
- You said we've got ten minutes. - No, sorry. Hang on.
It's important.
Okay. Yep. Oh, it looks good.
Great, okay, so, this app is going places,
quite literally, that Purple Bricks couldn't…
the global market.
Erm, and I know there's quite a lot of
like personalisation that needs doing.
And we can get to that.
But I think, for the moment, like the art,
like the real art,
is asking the right questions of the tools.
So, how far away are we
from this actually being ready?
Well, like a few more months. Why?
Meaning, you want more money?
Well, yeah, obviously we're gonna need more money.
I mean, it's like… but, okay,
Tash, this is a game-changer.
It's a worldwide letting app.
Like, nobody else is doing this.
We're not talking like
Littlehampton Lets or like Didsbury Lets now.
This is like real estate.
An estate agent has gone missing.
- Saf… - It's Douglas Kelly
from Douglas Kelly Associates.
Okay, cool, we've got five minutes.
So, we can reach out to people,
what, beyond London?
Beyond the UK?
It's a worldwide letting app.
Wow. Yeah, no, that's…
- That's a fucking game-changer. - I know.
Get it finished, Spike. Get it finished.
- Okay, cool. - I mean, how weird,
'cause we were, we were like out with him, erm…
We've even talked about Al me.
And then I thought, you know,
I'd have to let people know that
it's the artificial me and not the real me.
And I don't wanna mislead the public.
Tash, are you even listening to me? 'Cause…
What?
Douglas K, can you, erm…
- Sorry, just… just for one… - Hang on. It's good.
- You, erm, you know this guy? - Yeah, yeah.
….you're gonna lose your house.
Get another job. Get another job.
I work eight till six. Seven if I have to.
He's popular, right?
He's, er, he's got a property channel.
- Yeah. - It's good, though,
it's slick, this. It works.
Okay, we've got like five minutes.
Can we just… - Hold on.
How many followers does he have?
- What? - I mean,
that could be part of it.
I never set January as my new year.
My new start.
Every day is a new start.
You go the other way
and you're making a noose
for your own neck.
And… just wanted to show you…
our new office.
- The whole thing? - Wow.
Well, yeah, of course the whole thing.
No, as in like the whole thing.
Yeah, the whole thing.
The whole thing is gonna be ours.
- Oh, I love it. - Fuckin' hell, mate.
Sorry, that is…
- It is… fat. - Mm.
- Yes. - It is fat.
- It's all you, babe. - Hey.
- Hey! - Yeah?
- Good first day? - What?
- Good first day? - Yes!
Yes, I loved it. I loved it.
You guys are cool. - Yeah.
Yeah.
And we go to the races, er,
a summer party…
Yeah?
The conferences.
- What? - Oh, yeah.
It does, it goes off at the conferences.
Yeah. Sometimes abroad.
- Where? - Dubai.
- Dubai.
Well, I go to the Dubai conference…
- I've gone to Dubai. - Wow.
Love Dubai.
Yeah, it's nice, you know, just to be part of a culture.
Yeah.
Natasha seems like a really cool boss.
Yeah, when she feels like it, yeah.
Love you, Tash.
Love you, Saf. Come up.
Yes, mate.
Coming for you. - Yeah?
Come on, Dylan.
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♪ In and out the Eagle ♪
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This is Ramesh here calling from Trust Us Bank.
How are you today?
So, my business loan interest
is going up.
Yes, Miss Flynn. That is correct.
- And? - And we're concerned,
how are you looking to cover it?
Could we arrange a time to meet?
Yeah, okay.
Thursday?
I can do Thursday but what time?
Is 2pm good for you?
Er, can you make it earlier?
Maybe… maybe lunchtime.
This is a message for Natasha Flynn
from Zen Smile Dentistry.
You have an outstanding balance of…
£950.
Press 1 to make a payme…
Fuck. Jesus.
Tash.
Yeah.
Are you alright, love?
Mm-mm.
Do you know how much this cost me?
The pain is unbearable.
Did you have it out yesterday, yeah?
Yeah, yesterday morning.
- And it's your wisdom tooth? - Mhm.
- And the pain's in your gums? - Mm.
You've got dry socket.
Dry socket?
So, dry socket, it says here…'kin 'ell.
Heart attack of the mouth.
Pain that spreads from your ear, eye,
temple or neck
on the same side of your face
as a tooth removal…
Do you not think you should, erm,
that you should rest?
I don't need a rest.
I do need those painkillers, though.
- Oh… - NATASHA: Please.
You have ten new messages.
To listen to your messages, press 1…
Hi, it's Sophie,
and you still haven't answered me.
So, it's about that money that we lent you.
Can you return my calls?
- Lucien. - Get that…
get that fucking thing away from me.
Lucien. Come on.
Get that fucking thing away from me.
I'm so sorry.
Natasha.
- Dom. - So sorry to keep you waiting.
- No problem. Great to see you. - Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I'm so glad we could make this happen.
- It's about time, isn't it? - Yeah, finally.
- Er, Kate… - Er, I just got caught
in a downpour. It's… great.
If you'd like to follow me through to the, er, to the hub.
- Oh, wow. Yeah. - Mm.
What a room.
- Yeah, we try. - It's fantastic.
Yeah.
- It does the job. - Yeah, I know.
- Mm. - I love the greenery as well.
Such high ceilings. It's really tranquil, isn't it?
It is. Well, a little too tranquil for my liking, guys.
Zing it up, guys. Zing.
Get to work.
- Cracking the whip. - Always.
I wouldn't expect anything less.
Always. Sam. Sam!
The deal with the Howlands done today,
alright mate?
Thank you.
Er, take it upstairs, to my office.
Oh, up here, yeah? The Howlands?
- The Howlands. - That's a good one.
- The one and only. - I was looking at that.
Yeah, good deal. - It's a cracker, that.
Guys, on me.
Remember, I love you.
Every single one of ya.
Make it happen, alright?
Fantastic.
- Can you just… - Fuck off, Terry.
Okay, up we go.
You know, I, erm…
I see myself in you.
If you know what I mean. Yeah.
- I think so. - It's a good thing.
- It is. - It's that hunger.
- Absolutely. - I see it.
- Mm. - I know it.
There it is.
That fire.
- Absolutely. - That hunger, I see it.
- Yeah. - I know it, you see.
It's good. - Yeah.
You wanna keep that.
You wanna keep that fire.
- Absolutely. - I want you to remember…
persistence, perfection, patience, power.
Yeah.
Prioritise your passions.
It keeps you sane. - Yeah.
- You like that? - Yeah.
It's good, innit? It's good.
Now, I remember when I was 22,
when I'd just started.
People see the glitz and the glamour, don't they?
You know, how you present. - Mm.
But the truth is, it is hard work.
It is.
It's communication, isn't it?
- That's it. - Empathy.
Make sure you really know
what you want before you commit.
'Cause this is life. - Look, we love you.
- Ah. - We love your business.
We think it fits with ours just, just perfectly.
Well, yeah. I am super proud of what I've done.
- Should be. - But I'm also really impressed
with you guys. I mean… - Yeah. Wow.
… look at this set up.
Wow, yes. Well, look, expansion
is what you need. - Yep.
And we can offer that in oodles.
You know, believe me, you're gonna love it up here.
- I would. - It's ridiculous.
- Yeah. - Silly. Silly.
No, I agree, self-progression.
- Mm-hmm. - You know,
it's really important.
It, it's everything. It's what I need.
- So, what we're gonna do. - Yep.
We'll get the finance department
to look through all the contracts and the paperwork.
- Okay. - And we can reconvene, say…
Friday afternoon.
- Sounds perfect. - It works for you?
Yeah, works for me. - It works for me.
You know, business is going so well
and we're hitting targets… - That's fantastic.
Do you need someone to show you on the way out, or…?
- Oh, that's it? - Yeah, that's it.
That's a wrap. - Okay.
- Yeah? - You're a busy man.
We're done.
- Lovely to see you, Dom. - It's so good to see you
after all this time. - See you Friday.
- You take care. - Thanks.
Don't get lost now.
- Hello? - Hi, it's Sophie.
Can we meet?
About the loan?
If it was just me, I'd say
take as long as you like,
but it's not.
We need that money back.
Harvey isn't happy.
God, it's causing arguments
and I'm not happy either.
I'm waiting.
We need that money for the horses.
For the upkeep of Phoebe and Tacita's horses.
It's been almost five months.
Yeah, but I'm waiting on this merger.
You know that. I've just come from
a great meeting with them, actually.
It's definitely happening now.
But you said the loan was to do with a new branch.
We didn't put money into a new merger, did we?
These things take time.
The merger will speed things along.
Surely it doesn't take that long.
Look, no offense, but how do you know how long
it's supposed to fucking take?
Sounds like a serious bit of dry socket
you've got up there, Tash.
What happened, did somebody die?
I'm not going all the way to Calypso Farm.
Why not?
'Cause I've got back-to— back viewings
and then I've got to go and do the school run. That is why.
What, you haven't got childcare?
I did.
You did?
Yes, I did.
And?
And now I don't,
'cause it's gone to shit.
Spike?
I'm working on the app.
What's the problem with Calypso Farm?
Problems, plural.
It's the problem property.
It's too out the way, it's too weird.
It… it's a shithole.
It's creepy.
Yeah, as fuck.
Sounds interesting.
I, I like the creeps. I can go.
No, you stay there, Supergirl.
But great work on that paperwork
for those new tenants.
I mean, really good work.
On point. - No problem.
The rubbish is still here, you know?
Sorry, who's this?
- Natasha Flynn. - Flynn?
I've been speaking to you about this for weeks.
This is madness.
Er, we don't have you on our books.
What's the address?
I am on your books.
You're not on our books.
This is madness.
- Address? - Calypso Farm.
Nah, we don't have that address either.
Erm, I think you've phoned the wrong office.
Is this another new bar?
Eh?
Is this another new bar?
What are you on about? You've been here before.
- No. - Yeah, we opened months ago.
- I've not been invited. - Ha…
I think I'd have remembered if I had.
Hold on, hold on. Here it comes…
Here comes the bass.
Here comes the, oh, fucking hell,
here comes the drop…
Yeah. Feel that?
Added a little bassy-bassy under the dance floor.
Just gets the body, you know, vibrations.
- Mm. - Can't help yourself.
If I lend you more money, what am I gonna get in return?
It's a loan. It's temporary.
You already owe us 35K.
If I lend you 50K on top of the 35K
you already owe the Bank of Dan…
I thought you said you weren't the Bank of Dan?
Let me finish.
If I lend you that 50K
on top of the 35K,
I'm gonna need a little something,
a little something sweet in return.
Do you know what I mean?
It's gonna be a higher interest rate.
You need to concentrate.
- On? - Business.
- Ah. - Business first.
Right.
- Whatever else… - Later.
Later.
Oh, fuck it. Fuck off.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Ha, ha. Fuck you.
It's now day four since the disappearance
of estate agent, Douglas Kelly.
And the police are still looking for any information
on his whereabouts.
There is a confidential
free phone number to call
for anyone who may have any information
that could help with their enquiries.
Natasha, inhale with your arms.
And exhale, take the legs back.
And inhale, wave up.
Exhale, downward facing.
Right foot forward into warrior one.
Long breath in, look up behind your arms.
I'm really busy.
It's just another day, I don't care about it.
I love lasagne.
When are you ever gonna do anything for me, Mum?
Huh?
Uh.
- And just take a moment. - Very nice.
- Listen to that. - Oh, silence.
It's so quiet.
We are in the middle of the city,
and it is that calm and quiet,
and it's like a little oasis up here.
Look out, look at that view.
That's so important for me.
So important.
I just think it's such lovely
light up here.
Amazing view.
- Love it. - Lovely plushie carpet.
- It does. So soft. - It's so nice in bedrooms,
isn't it? You get out of bed,
and you've got cold toes.
No, no, no, you've got lovely carpets
to sink your feet into.
Now, come and have a look at the bathroom.
This has just been done up. - Oh, wow.
You'd be the first people to use it.
You can take a shower in the sink.
Yeah.
Oh, you guys are so cute.
How long have you been together?
It's cool here.
- Hmm, right. - It's very nice.
Yeah, I come here a lot.
- Yeah? - Mm.
- No, it's lovely. - Afternoon ladies, how are we?
- Hi. Yeah, great thanks. - Good. Good.
What can I get for you?
Er, I'll have a bottle of the Muscadet.
- Yes. - And a Superfood Salad.
Lovely. Sure. And for you?
Er, yeah, that sounds great.
I'll have the Superfood Salad as well.
Perfect. Okay. Any nibbles or sides?
Er, sorry, can I just check, does it have any, erm…
- dairy in…? - There is some feta
that sort of runs through the salad, yeah.
Yeah, could I have that on the side?
On the side, sure.
And the dressing on the side as well.
Dressing on the side, fine, good.
Anything else?
Er… oh, sorry,
are there any like nuts or seeds?
Yeah, there are some of them lovely
sunflowers seeds that sort of… just on top.
- Yeah. - But we can take them off.
Er, yeah. Can I just, like just not. Yeah.
Do you have an intolerance?
Er, no, I just don't like them.
- Okay. - Stuck in my teeth.
- Yeah. - Oh, sure. Okay.
I'll be back in a second.
Great, thank you.
Well, that was…
great, thank you so much.
Like, I really, really enjoyed that.
I'm actually like buzzing. - Well, I have to
throw you in at the deep end. It's the only way you learn.
I think they were really into it.
I got such a great reception from them.
I think we're gonna hopefully get a phone call.
You'll find some of these places just sell themselves.
- Yeah. - Here's the wine for you.
Would you like to try it before…
- No, just pour. - Sure.
That's enough. Just keep it cold.
Okay.
It's dripping on your folder. - Oh.
Oh, sorry.
No, that's okay.
Just give it a wipe down.
- Yeah, not a problem. - Okay.
Mm.
So…
Mm.
That is really good.
Yeah, I've yet to meet anyone who grew up
wanting to be an estate agent.
I think it's what most people fall into.
Mm.
But I have this gift.
This way of… seeing things.
It's like I get this feeling.
I can see how people want to live.
I can see inside their dreams.
That's amazing.
Well, I don't know what it is.
It's your… superpower.
Okay, I've got the two Superfoods Salads.
That's yours. Okay. And this one's yours.
I'll just bring in the, er, feta
- and the dressing beside, okay? - Yeah, thanks.
Mm-mm-mm.
Wow. Look at that.
So pretty.
Love pomegranate.
Okay. Here we are. Just put these down here.
Oh, yes. I'll just move it.
Thank you very much.
Let me know if you need anything else.
- Great, thanks. - Okay?
Mm.
Mm. That's lovely.
Mm.
You alright?
There's fucking glass in my salad.
What?
There's glass in my salad.
Glass?
- Shards of glass. There, look. - I'm really sorry.
Let's have a look. Sorry.
Are you trying to fucking kill me?
You're new here, aren't you?
Where'd they drag you in from, you fucking amateur?
I can't find any glass inside.
Learn your fucking job. Fucking amateur.
Am I bleeding?
No, no, no, you're fine.
I feel like I'm bleeding.
Oh, God, erm…
Fuck's sake. The wine was warm.
Can you get my things? - Er, yes.
I'm gonna call your manager.
I'll get this place shut down.
Fucking glass in my salad.
I'm really, really sorry.
The meal's on the house.
Oh. Thank you.
Erm… I'll just erm…
Are you okay?
Is it your, erm…
I'm gonna have the place shut down.
- Yeah. - Fucking manager in there.
- Come on let's just… - Fucking rude cunt.
Let's just walk, get some air. Like…
- Fucking hell. - Shall we go this way?
Hey, Natasha.
- Natasha, it's me. - Am I bleeding? I'm bleeding.
Look, why don't you come to the bar later.
Er, I have a business proposal
that will interest you and you can see my brother.
You met my brother? Have you met my brother?
Well, anyway, I want you to meet my brother.
Come down, give us a tinkle.
♪ I want it ♪
♪ I don't want it ♪
♪ I need it ♪
♪ I don't need it ♪
♪ I feel it ♪
♪ I don't feel it ♪
♪ I like it ♪
♪ I don't like it ♪
♪ Uninvited ♪
♪ Unrequited ♪
♪ Undecided ♪
♪ But excited… ♪
♪ I want it ♪
♪ I don't want it ♪
♪ I need it ♪
♪ I don't need it ♪
♪ I feel it ♪
♪ I don't feel it ♪
♪ I like it ♪
♪ I don't like it ♪
What the fuck is this place?
- I know. It's a bit weird… - Your new club?
- Eh? - It's fucking freezing.
And where is everybody? Thought we were having a party?
It's just up here.
Listen, for us to keep you afloat,
we're gonna need more from you, okay?
Hey, come on. It's fine.
- What's he talking about? - It's alright.
- He's alright. - What are you doing?
You'll be fine. It's just up here.
What is?
Just round here.
What the fuck is this place, Dan?
Fuck off.
I told you we'd be back.
No need to panic.
No need to despair.
We're partners, remember?
Douglas Kelly?
What the fuck are you doing with Douglas?
This is madness. This is fucking madness.
Douglas… was our business partner.
- Relax. Relax. - Help me.
Relax.
Listen, why don't you just stand there.
- No. - Stand there.
Right here.
There we are.
Argh.
Hello, mate.
What are you doing?
Will! Will!
You fucking cunt.
Stand there.
Oh, God. I'm standing here.
What the hell are you
- taking a picture of me for? - No.
Evidence. Of you being here.
Look, he needs moving somewhere else.
He's not safe here anymore.
We just… we need you to help
to move him somewhere else.
No.
- Yes. Yes. - No. No.
What the fuck are you doing? Let him go.
It's too late for that.
Douglas tried to pull a fast one on us,
- didn't you, Douglas? - No. Argh.
- Oh, yeah. - No.
I… I need to leave. Now.
You listen to me.
We're not asking you.
We're telling you. Okay?
I'm not doing fucking anything.
You can fuck off.
No, stop, stop, stop.
Natasha, just stop. Just…
Stop.
I know… hey. Look at me.
I know, it's fucking mad, alright.
But if you do this…
and you're gonna do this…
yes, you're gonna do this,
You get to keep the loan.
No more debt, you keep that money.
If you don't do this…
Lovely fucking brother, Dan. You'll have to introduce me
to the rest of your fucking family.
Take care, Tash.
Fuck off.
See you tomorrow.
Don't do anything silly now.
Fuck.
Yeah, can I get a taxi?
Are you okay back there?
Yeah.
You sure you're okay back there?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Okay.
It's just one of those weeks.
So, you're going home now then?
I said, so…
you're going home now then?
I need to find someone first.
A man?
Yeah.
Hey, I just, I hope he's not the reason for your tears.
You know, because if he is, you should just walk away.
Can I ask a favour?
Sure, yeah, you can ask, ask me any favour.
Could you wait for me.
Er… you know I, I cannot. I can't do that.
Erm, because, erm…
I have to pick up fares.
- But… - Customers.
And I have only just started my shift.
Please. I, I can tip you. I have money.
No, it's, it's okay.
It's okay.
Please.
I really need your help here.
I'm really going to need that tip.
Have you seen The Viking?
What? Who?
The Viking?
I don't have a clue what you're talking about, my love.
- I'm looking for someone. - Hold on, hold on.
You fucking owe me some money. - No.
What the fuck?
You owe me like 500 fucking quid.
You're like, fucking… you know that, fucking…
- You owe me 500 fucking quid. - I'm looking for somebody.
You owe…
♪ The small cabin roof…♪
♪ See what you will find ♪
♪ The small cabin roof…♪
Where'd you go?
This is a good deal we're offering here,
and, er, you need to do it, alright?
Where are you now?
Tash, hiya, it's Spike.
Erm, I do just need some cover
for the hours that I've been doing.
Erm, sorry to keep ringing ya.
And just, er, yeah, I'm just a bit desperate
for them at the minute. - Hi, it's Sophie, again.
Can you call me back, Natasha?
Please, please just call me back.
Tasha I'm just going to fucking keep calling ya.
Okay, where the fuck are you?
Don't fuck us around here, you fucking…
Can you take me to The Lodge?
The Lodge?
Are you sure you want to go there?
He'll be there.
- Hey. - I'm looking for The Viking.
- The Viking? - Yeah.
I wanna see The Viking.
Do you know The Viking?
I can help you, yes.
- You can? - Yeah, I can help you.
My history not so good, but, er, they were around in,
er, er… 800 to 1100.
How you say in English, huh?
Er, how you say cyclos, er…
- What? - Centuries, huh.
- The Viking… - Just, I'm looking for
a particular person.
The Vikings, they settled, er…
What are you doing?
They crossed, er, Europa,
as far as… - Listen, I dunno what the fuck
you're talking about. I need to see the Viking.
Okay? - Greenland…
Do you know him or not?
They are everywhere.
Okay, I'm just gonna go.
- Do not fucking move, bitch. - Yeah.
Stay here. Look, you stick this on.
- Yep. - And you fuck my asshole, huh?
- I need to leave. - Where you going?
- Fuck my asshole, okay? - Yeah, turn around then.
- Turn around. - Okay?
- Yeah. - Don't fucking move, huh?
- Yeah, okay. - And do as you're told, huh?
- Yeah. - Okay?
Okay? - Okay, yeah.
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Fuck you.
Fucking hell, man.
Excuse me. Can I help you?
I'm looking for someone.
They're not here.
You don't even know who I'm looking for.
Please go now. This not for you.
Get your grubby hands off me. Ow.
We need to leave.
Already?
But we just got here.
Please.
Heaven is real.
Hell is real.
Are you here to be saved?
Don't joke with your soul.
You are a sinner.
Now is the time to come clean.
You are a sinner.
The Lord is coming.
Now is the time to come clean.
Believe with your heart and confess with your mouth.
Don't joke with your soul.
- Oh, fuck. - Natasha?
Fuck.
Natasha?
Fuck, fuck it. Fuck.
Fuck.
Erm, I'll call you back.
What's with all the calls?
You don't have to call me ten times
throughout the night. I am trying to get some sleep.
Okay, I was just calling about the app.
What? You're mumbling.
Answer me, Spike.
I was calling you about the app.
The app? Fucking app?
Jesus.
I'm sick of people not taking me seriously.
I'm out every single minute of every day.
I mean, the fucking app?
I've given you enough money, haven't I?
When am I gonna see some results
from the fucking app?
- I'm sorry, this is not okay. - What the fuck are you doing?
The app, the app, the app. When's it gonna be done?
Can you go and talk to…
Jesus Christ.
This place is turning to shit.
Okay?
Stop ignoring me.
What are you talking about?
- Look at you. How am I…? - What?
Look at you. How am I ignoring you?
One minute, okay, do you want me to call you,
or do you want me to not call you?
Oh, shut up. You know what I mean.
Not in the night, okay,
I'm trying to get rest.
Make your fucking mind up.
You know what I'm talking about.
Make your fucking mind up.
I'm totally focused.
Fucking hell, I get enough from the tenants.
I've been up all night doing this for you.
Oh for me? For me?
Just get it done then. Okay?
This place is turning to shit
and you're not helping.
None of you are.
I am helping, you just don't see it.
No, I don't see it, funnily enough.
No, you don't fucking see it.
No, I'm not seeing it.
You don't see anything, Tash.
Fucking show me, then.
Because all you see is yourself.
When are we actually gonna see some results, Spike?
What do you mean, results? What do you think I'm doing?
Jesus Christ. I've given you enough money.
Fuck's sake.
It's me.
You can talk to me.
I just need to get this awful week out of the way.
Okay. What, what do you need me to do?
Can you make this merger happen sooner?
Er, it's none of my business, yeah,
but surely we're not busy enough to open up
another branch. - No, no.
I mean, yeah, tell me otherwise.
No, I think we can make the merger,
and the other place happen at the same time.
Just need more collateral.
I don't think the merger's what you think it is, Natasha.
And what do I think it is?
It isn't a partnership like you say it is.
It is a takeover. Yeah?
They're just buying up all the other competition
'cause it makes sense. Yeah.
I mean, Sparks,
they've done this before.
They're renowned for it,
and you know that.
I know that.
Why haven't you spoken to me about this before?
'Cause I thought you needed it.
I was a little bit scared.
Don't tell me how to run my business, Safi.
Ah.
I built this…
… all on my own.
You can fuck off.
Fuck off with the rest of them.
Do you know what?
You can fuck off, actually.
- Oh yeah? - Yeah.
Show ya, fucking cunt…
- Saf… Saf… - No, it's fine.
No, no, no, no.
I am, er, yeah.
Yeah.
Saf… yeah, I know.
Hey Dom, it's Natasha.
Natasha.
Oh, oh, yeah, hi. - Hey.
Listen, can we speak a little more
about the direction of this merger?
Mm. Such strange timing.
I was actually going to call you today to,
you know, chat about it all.
- Oh, really? Great. - Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, well, we've looked
and we're really struggling
to see the numbers you'd projected.
Oh, no. I can… I can relook at the figures.
Mm. Well, er, that's not really of interest
to… to us now.
That ship has sailed, unfortunately.
No. No, listen, listen…
can we just meet up in person
and go through them again? - Mm…
- I'm, I'm free this week. - Er… no.
No, thank you. - No, no, no, Dom, listen…
This investment option is one
we're not going forward with at this stage.
But we really, really wish you all the best
with your future letting plans, okay?
I'm sure it'll all work out, alright?
No, er… no, no, no, Dom, listen…
Take care, Natasha.
Bye, bye now.
Oh… oh, you f-f-fucking cunt!
Fuck's sake.
Fucking prick.
Oh there you are,
you fucking took your time there.
Where…where are we meeting?
It's a farm.
Where?
In Essex.
Yeah? - It's empty.
Has been for years.
Okay. You haven't told anyone have ya?
Don't be stupid.
Nata… don't make me fucking regret this, Natasha.
Don't make me fucking regret this.
Dan, look,
can we not work something out over this?
Let's meet. - Work out?
W-what do you wanna work out, exactly?
There's nothing to fucking work out here.
Who's Will?
What? He's my brother. I told you.
I already told you. - Oh, he's not
your fucking brother, Dan.
He doesn't even look like you.
Why are you asking stupid fucking questions?
If I tell you he's my brother, he's my fucking brother,
that's all. - How'd you get into
this situation?
This is fucked.
Douglas got above himself, okay?
We gave him a nice deal, it was a good deal.
It was a proper partnership.
And that fucking clown, that prick
just cheated us out of our money, that's all.
What, so you took over his business?
What?
No, we didn't.
Look, Douglas is the dodgy one
in all of this, alright? Douglas…
Douglas is as dodgy as they come.
You can trust me on that.
Don't fucking have sympathy for Douglas.
Don't have any sympathy for dodgy,
dopey Douglas Kelly & Associates.
And Associates… that's a fucking joke an' all,
It's just him. Just one bloke. No one else.
No associates, just a fucking… Douglas.
Just a cunt.
What, so you… you kidnapped him?
Don't get clever with me.
Don't get fucking clever with me, Natasha.
Yeah, you… - I'm not.
I'm just asking.
Just listen,
and do exactly what we say,
and this'll all be over with.
If you don't do what we say, then the…
you'll be over with, alright?
Fuckin' stupid…
All fucked up.
Cunt, stuck in that situation.
- What are you doing? - I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
I mean, what are we gonna fucking do now?
I'm not cut out for this shit.
Shut your mouth, okay?
I'm willing to do whatever it fucking takes.
Just chill the fuck out.
Look, all we need to do
is get him over here.
Then we can relax.
Yeah? - Relax?
Yeah, it's, it's perfect.
This is perfect. - Rela… perfect?
What's fucking perfect?
We've gone from being club owners
to kidnappers, you know what I mean?
This, this is, it's too f…
What next?
Fucking murder?
You always wanted to be in property, didn't you?
What?
What about her?
- What about her? - Well…
She's helping us, yeah?
So, keep your shit together.
Okay?
Are we just gonna top her as well?
Is that it?
I dunno.
Maybe.
Are we really gonna go through with this?
Look, er, Tash, erm,
be here tonight at eight, yeah? - Oh, fuck's sake.
No, we're gonna bring him to you
and you can look after him for a few days. Yeah?
We'll think about what move we make next.
I can't just be here for days.
I've got a busy life. I'll be missed.
Missed? By who?
Oh, Jesus. Listen.
Why me?
Why not someone else?
Someone who deserves it.
Dan? - What?
M-me? What? - Oh, fuck off, not you.
I'm talking about another agent.
Someone else. Anyone.
You can't just do this.
I don't like it.
Fuckin' hell.
Look at the pair of ya.
"I'm not cut out for this."
"I don't like it."
Fuckin' embarrassing, both of yas.
Look at ya.
You're fucking shaking.
What's going on here?
Eh?
All this is gonna take is a couple of days
and then it's all gonna be over.
Is this gonna be a problem? Eh?
- No. - No.
It's not gonna be a problem, is it?
- No. - I'm gonna ask you again.
Is it gonna be a fucking problem?
- No. - No.
You. Are you, is this gonna be a problem?
Are you okay?
I need a shit.
- Yeah, that's it, Dan. - Fucking idiot.
Release all that tension.
Fucking moron.
I'm not staying.
Fucking…
cunt.
This is a message for Natasha Flynn
from Zen Smile Dentistry.
You have an outstanding balance of £950.
Press 1 to make a payment.
It's Sophie…again.
I'm giving you a heads up,
Harvey is on the phone to the police as we speak.
Phoebe and Tacita haven't slept worrying about…
Miss Flynn, Ramesh at Trust Us Bank here.
Just double checking you'll be meeting me today
to discuss your current financial situation.
Are you ignoring us? Natasha, we know you're there.
Music blasting from next door.
We've not slept a wink and the boiler isn't working.
Troy Perkins here. I've been reading
on some forums about Flynn's.
Now you're on a list,
and it does not make for good reading.
Thanks for coming in today.
Won't keep you for too long.
Erm, I know you're probably busy.
Yeah, I'm very busy actually.
Can you get to the point?
My point is, we need to
chat about your repayment plan.
Yeah, well, we're chatting about it now.
Wake up.
Trying to.
I actually can't do this right now.
I have to be somewhere.
Er, maybe we can arrange
another meeting next week.
Maybe when you're not eating lunch.
Miss Flynn… Miss… Miss Flynn.
No, I'm very busy.
We have to agree on your new repayment plan.
Can't you hear that?
It's incessant. It doesn't stop.
Day and night. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I can, yeah. No, must be frustrating.
Frustrating? It's hell.
Can you talk to them please?
Well, it's a council problem, really.
It's not something I can help with.
Look, you sold us this.
It's technically letting.
Oh, come on. I never sold you anything.
We can't sleep.
All that fucking work I…you owe me.
Are you for real? Seriously? Tash?
- Do you know what, Spikey? - What?
You are a complete and utter fun sponge.
Yeah, okay. And you known what?
You're not the only game in town, sweetie, okay?
I've been loyal, but there's a limit.
Remember Spikey, you need me,
but you don't deserve me.
- Tash, it's not… - Fuck off.
Yeah, can I have an appointment today?
I need an appointment today. I need it now.
Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
♪ Half a pound of tuppenny rice ♪
♪ Half a pound of treacle ♪
♪ That's the way the money goes ♪
♪ Pop! Goes the weasel ♪
Did anyone come in for me today?
Hm?
Did someone come in for me today?
No, I don't think so.
Ah.
Yeah.
You've grown.
Yes, it's been…
what, twenty years?
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, well.
Let me get you a drink.
- Er… - What do you want?
A Bloody Mary, if they do a nice one.
Oh, yeah. A Bloody Mary please.
Thank you.
There you are.
Yeah.
So…
I'm in a situation.
Yeah.
Well, you… you wouldn't have come looking for me otherwise.
And I can't get out of it.
Why have you left it so long?
Well, I didn't know where to find you.
You can always find me,
if you go to the right places.
Er, well…
- You don't know where to start. - Mm.
Okay.
Start from the middle.
Yeah.
They're connected, Will and Dan.
They know people.
Plugs connect, not people.
You know, there's always a bit of light somewhere.
May not be much.
But it beats the fucking darkness.
Will and Dan are out of control.
I messed up.
I borrowed from the wrong people.
Happens all the time.
Shouldn't blame yourself
for something everybody else does.
We're all in debt…
one way or another.
I'm gonna lose everything I worked for.
Yeah, I hear you.
Listen…
aah… go along with everything they want.
I'll be in touch.
Okay?
Okay.
- Come on. - Tasha.
You put him in the boot?
Fuck's sake.
Grab the head and top half.
- Why am I the sort of… - Can I do the middle.
It's the heaviest part.
Jesus.
Okay. Just lemme fucking do what I can.
- Listen to me, right. - I'm doing what I can.
Don't you fuckin' start moaning now.
- Be quiet. - Shut up.
- I've got him. - Just shhh.
What are you doing here?
- I'm helping. - What?
Don't fucking tell me to shhh, cunt.
Jesus. Fucking just spat on me.
Fucking go up the stairs, man. Get him up there.
- On the bed. - Agh.
That's it.
Fucking hell.
Dan. Dan, up you get.
Here, Dan, put the gag on him.
Oh, fucking hell.
- What about the office? - What about it?
They have keys to this place as well.
Well then, you go down in the morning
and go and get them then, don't ya?
- Okay. - Limit the surprises.
I am. I will. I will.
Ooh, shit… Fuck.
Yeah!
Him see the struggle,
the pain and the strife,
but him never back down.
Him embrace life.
Wise beyond him years.
Him street smart.
Him a di don.
A true master of the…
- A… art. - Art.
Yeah.
Fuck's sake. Just put him on the bed.
You think I'm the Don, don't ya?
Look, let me tell you something. You can't be responsible, right,
for something that doesn't listen to you.
Do you know that, right? Lemme give you an example.
You can't be responsible for a… a dog
if he doesn't obey you,
or a child if it doesn't obey you.
Or a woman…
… if it doesn't obey you.
How long are you gonna leave him here?
Don't fucking know.
Yeah? As long as it takes.
Deal with it, yeah?
I'll see you tomorrow. Okay?
Take care.
Come on, Dan. Come on, boy.
Yeah, fuck off, Dan.
Douglas…
Get on the bed.
That's it.
It's okay.
Uh, okay.
Ugh.
Okay.
Fuck's sake.
Hey…
Shh, shh.
Uh…
Mm.
Doug.
Douglas, Douglas. Douglas, listen.
Douglas, it's me.
It's Natasha. Listen. Shhh.
It's Natasha Flynn. From Flynn's Lettings.
Shhh. Shhh.
Fuck's sake, shush.
I'm from Flynn's.
It's Douglas Kelly, isn't it?
- You know me. - Mm.
We know each other.
Shh.
Listen…
Let me fucking go, you fucking cunt.
- I fucking can't. - Let me go.
I fucking can't. Okay?
I'm trying to help you, but I can't.
Okay? Not yet.
You just have to have patience, okay?
Call…
please call my wife. - Okay.
- Natasha, please. - Okay.
I'll see if I can.
Just shhh. Just…
- Wake up. - Oh fuck.
Fucking hell. What?
I've got to go to the toilet.
Oh shit.
What?
I need to go to the toilet.
What did you shout so loud for?
Okay.
Douglas?
Douglas, I'm gonna come in.
Oh, what…?
Oh, fuck's sake.
Fuck's sake.
Douglas!
Fuck's sake. Oh.
Jesus.
Ow…
What the fuck are you doing?
Ow…
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck. Come on.
I can't… I can't do it without your help.
Agh, Jesus Christ.
Come on, come on… - Ow, agh.
I fucking broke my leg.
I've broken my fucking leg.
- Come on. - Agh. Agh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Agh. Agh. Agh. Aaagh.
Oh, what did you do that for?
Have I not fucking suffered enough?
Hello, is this Claire?
Yes, this is Claire. Who's speaking?
Erm… I'm calling about Douglas.
I just… I want you to know that he's safe.
- Douglas? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God, is he okay? - Yeah, no,
No, no, he will be okay, yeah.
Well…well who are you? What do you want?
Er, oh, no, I don't want anything.
I just, er, er…
I'm just a friend. I'm just trying to help, okay?
Well… well, tell me where he is.
Please, I need to know. - No.
I can't tell you right now.
I'm putting myself at risk going this far.
- What do you mean? - I can't tell you right now.
I'm just gonna tell you… listen.
It'll all be over soon.
It's just that I want… he wanted me to call you.
Erm, and I'm just telling you that he's gonna be…
it's gonna be fine. Listen to me.
- Listen to me. Listen to me. - … gonna be fine?
I'm putting myself in danger.
I'm just telling you
he's gonna be fine, okay?
- No, don't hang up, please… - Listen.
I can't speak to you right now, okay?
So, fuck off at the moment. Fuck off.
Okay.
You've forgotten how?
Have you got anything smaller?
Yes, I do.
How about that one?
Yeah, that's okay.
You could use both hands if you want to.
You really did forget how.
Thumbs. Thumbs together.
Push. Push.
Pull the fucking trigger.
Easy peasy.
Okay?
Oh…
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey…
Hey. So…
So…
we rest for a bit now.
Easy.
Hey, look at me.
Gonna be all fine.
Trust me.
I know this.
Let's leave it where it is.
Uh…
Leave it?
Leave it.
That was my dad.
Your dad was a spiteful bastard, you know that.
Not to me he wasn't.
He made your mum's life a living hell.
I was asked to help.
I was paid to help.
Then when I saw you…
I wanted to help.
Did you ever stop to think why she did what she did?
She was unhappy, Natasha.
She had no life whatsoever.
The last I remember was that hotel room.
That's the last memory I have of my dad.
He took me there.
He showed me Mum and that cunt.
I still always thought it was my fault, though…
why he left.
All these years I thought it was my fault.
Mum never let me think otherwise.
But it was her.
It was all her.
She's the monster, not him.
He needed to go.
Took that choice away from me.
He was violent to your dear mum.
But not to me though.
He was never violent to me.
He loved me.
It was for the best.
You should have all just left me alone.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yeah, look, erm…
Just wanted to tell ya,
keep up the good work, you know.
Yeah?
I'll be back later, yeah.
Do you want any supper or anything?
- No. - Okay.
Listen, er…
I'm sorry about earlier.
Yeah.
Sometimes I can get a little bit…
carried away, you know.
Once you get to know me, you know,
you can see that I can care, you know?
I can stay with you, if you'd like?
Where's Dan?
Huh?
Where's Dan?
Dan's busy, and so am I.
Yeah? You stay out of trouble.
Don't you start talking to him up there, alright?
Yeah? - Yeah.
You got it?
Don't get chatty at all.
Fuck.
Oh…
What's all this about then?
- Voila. - I would like you to use
the Mac 10.
Ever used one?
It's all yours.
Oh dear, oh dear.
This is an old favourite.
Doesn't look much to the world.
But in someone's gut
and it's good night, Vienna.
That's a good place.
No wonder you're stressed.
That phone.
It's work.
Constant fucking racket.
I need it.
Do you?
Yeah, I need to be contactable, yeah.
So, do I. Don't need a phone.
Well…
what if it's an emergency?
You found me… didn't you?
Shocking things.
Keeping track of everyone.
If I need to talk to someone, I use a phone box.
Oh, all my work is on my phone.
What did we do before them?
It's a drug.
Addicted to a bit of plastic.
Everywhere I go,
people staring at them.
Endless rows of zombies.
Is that him?
Give it to me.
Oh…
Oh, that little piece.
Is this Will?
Yeah, it is. Who's this?
This is The Viking.
Listen…
we need to have a talk about Natasha.
Please, can we meet?
The Viking. Are you serious?
What kind of fucking name is that?
Listen, no need for that kind of language.
Well, what are you gonna fucking do, twat-face?
Now, now.
No need for that.
Can we meet?
Yeah.
I'll meet ya.
Then I'll bury you, ya cunt.
I think he hang up.
So, yeah.
We relax a bit now.
Breathe.
You alright, mate?
Alright mate, yeah.
Alright. Come on.
Let's have this.
Fuck.
Get the fuck in.
Get in there.
Get up the stairs.
What…?
Get fucking up here.
- Over there. - No, here.
Argh.
Oh, here he is.
Argh.
Aaargh.
Will?
Will!
Uh.
Ah.
I'm up here, Viking, you cunt.
Ugh.
The Lord is coming.
Dan. Dan!
I'll fucking kill ya.
Argh.
No. No.
No!
Uh. Ugh.
- Urgh. - Bitch.
Bitch.
The Lord is coming.
Ah.
What's your name?
You know my fucking name.
Ugh. Argh.
- You don't do that. - Fuck…
Did you hear me?
Wait, wait.
Stand still.
Fucking hell. Come, come on then.
Are you ready?
Please. Come on, mate, I've got a lot of money.
- Are you ready? - I've got a lot of money.
I can… - Shut up.
Fucking hell.
This is mad, innit? Fucking…
It's not too late, you know. It's…
- No, it is too late. - Nah.
It is.
I, I didn't want
any of this, you know.
I di… it's not…
It was Will, like, Will.
He… he… he forced me to do this.
I didn't want… Douglas is his idea.
I didn't, you know, I could just go.
I'll just, I'll go to like Norfolk or Suffolk.
One of those, like you won't have to see me again, right?
Just…
I'll keep schtum.
About what?
- All of it. - Are you gaslighting me?
- You were gonna kill Douglas. - No, no.
He's an estate agent, for fuck's sake.
But it was me next, wasn't it? - It wasn't.
- You were gonna kill me. - This is fucking mental.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, like…
Fuck. No, please.
Please.
I just… I wanted a nice business.
A successful business. I'm an entrepreneur.
It's Dan the man, you know, Dan.
This is… I didn't want any of this.
This is… look.
I just…
this isn't me.
Business is about building strong relationships.
You fell at the first hurdle.
Ah.
So…
What?
Let's go.
Ugh.
Ah.
Is it over?
It's over.
Come on.
You don't recognise me, do you?
No, I'm sorry, I don't.
It's Flynn's.
Natasha Flynn?
The competition?
I'm sorry. I… I need to go home now
and get back to my wife. - I know, of course.
Of course you can.
Listen, it's not the right time,
but once you're feeling up to it,
it'd be great if we could have a little chat about,
you know, working together.
In the future.
I've been looking to join forces with another agency, and…
I'm sorry but I can't…
I can't really think about that now.
Oh, no, no, no. Not now.
Not now, but you know,
have a little think about it.
There you go. - Ah, ah.
- Fuck! - That's it.
Oh. Are you okay?
It's all been a bit of a nightmare, hasn't it?
Look at you.
Oh, God.
I'll call you a taxi. You calm down.
You sit there, okay. It's all over now.
- Thank you. - Okay.
Thank you.
You take care now, my love.
I will.
You promise?
I promise.
You know where to find me.
Well, you don't make it easy.
Don't leave it so long next time, okay?
I won't.
And thank you… for everything.
I missed you.
Drive carefully.
Now, fuck off.
Natasha. Oh my God, what happened to you?
Hello darling.
Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh…
♪ Live and let live ♪
♪ Isn't that what they say?♪
♪ Our actions are counted ♪
♪ And then heavily weighed ♪
♪ What we once were ♪
♪ What we have become ♪
♪ The sums of our life ♪
♪ That cannot be unsung ♪
♪ Does it make us fearful?♪
♪ Does it make us sad?♪
♪ Does it make us lucky?♪
♪ Does it make us glad?♪
♪ When all is said ♪
♪ When all is done ♪
♪ The remains of our days ♪
♪ Will sink with the sun ♪
♪ La, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la ♪
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ La, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la…♪
Hi, I'm Natasha Flynn.
And having worked in the London property market
for over ten years for a major independent company,
I finally decided I should go one better.
And founded my own boutique lettings agency, called Flynn's.
And we're based in North London.
At Flynn's, we pride ourselves in understanding
the specific needs of all our clients.
Whether you're a couple looking for a love nest
or a family looking for comfort with a capital C.
Or a busy business single
looking for your own space, your sanctuary.
We want you to know that you have a partner in us
and in our growing team.
We are a service-led,
not a target-based organisation.
And we work around the clock to make sure that
every single one of you whose put your trust in us
knows that you're our top priority.
We promise you an excellent service.
I mean, it was the easiest five star I've ever given.
And Flynn's are not really
your usual high street letting agent.
Natasha is thoughtful, polite,
straight talking and honest.
It's a great service, just from start to finish.
Great communication.
Would 100% recommend.