1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,556 - What? 4 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,643 Hi. 5 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:54,878 Wait. 6 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,103 What's your name? 7 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,230 Why? 8 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,856 - Why? 9 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,983 Why do you wanna know my name? 10 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,195 - Just so I know what to call you. 11 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,905 When... - When what? 12 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,993 - When we talk. That's what I mean. 13 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:31,081 Is that what you wanna do? Talk. 14 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,208 - Maybe. 15 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,461 Talking might be nice. 16 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,172 - I mean, we could do other things. 17 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,008 - Your heart is beating quickly. 18 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:41,985 Drink. 19 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,574 - Aren't you drinking? 20 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,576 - Yes. Later. 21 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,874 - Don't I get to order my own drink? 22 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:56,875 - No. 23 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,228 Drink. 24 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,069 - I think I'd rather order my own drink. 25 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,154 Drink it. 26 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,076 - 1, 1, don't know you. 27 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,453 What if... 28 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:34,704 - What if 1? 29 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,291 - Drugged me? 30 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,877 - I did. - What? 31 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:42,921 - I drugged it. 32 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,842 Something very special. Now drink it. 33 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,892 - Wait. Hold on. 34 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,230 - Okay. 35 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,439 I'm holding on. 36 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,068 Now listen to me. 37 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:10,240 You were meant to come here, to find me. 38 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:16,246 That's all that matters. That's all you were ever born for. 39 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,250 To be here with me right now. 40 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,170 Now drink. 41 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,391 Drink. 42 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,292 - What was in that drink? 43 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,794 - I was. My blood. 44 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,673 - Your what? 45 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,679 - How'd you like it? 46 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,557 - I liked it. 47 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,677 Is something wrong? 48 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,098 - Everything's perfect, just like you! 49 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,537 - And now it's time for episode 225 50 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:49,876 of Alexander's "Church of Chills." 51 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,757 Watch in horror, as we reveal ghosts, 52 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,763 Monsters, new roots, 53 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,350 and the walking dead. 54 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,648 Welcome to Alexander's "Church of Chills," episode 225. 55 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:16,569 Alexander Jarvis here, along with my grisly gals, 56 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:20,657 Edwina and Juniper. 57 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,410 Click like, subscribe. Join our Patreon page. 58 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,704 Smash those buttons. 59 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:27,914 This episode... 60 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,750 - Death in the Rat House. 61 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,126 - And... 62 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,212 - Haunted baby hands in Evermount Hospital. 63 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:38,841 - Ooh, and the man who ate his family. 64 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,677 With recipes. 65 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,514 It's "Church of Chills." 66 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,978 Okay. And cut. 67 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,230 - Wanna do another one? 68 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,648 - Why? 69 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,693 - For safety. - Maybe we can make it better. 70 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:02,365 - Seriously, who do I look like to you? Stanley Kubrick. 71 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,535 - No, not even slightly. 72 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,869 - Thank God. 73 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,871 Alright, finish it up. Send it out. 74 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,790 You check the feed. 75 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,834 I'm gonna start work on 226. 76 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:18,172 After I take a piss, "cause that's how I roll. 77 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:22,677 - Well, good luck. 78 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,564 - Okay. You girls ready? 79 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,691 Yeah? All right, let's get this down. 80 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,568 All right. Okay. 81 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,944 Juniper start recording. 82 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,948 Okay. This is "Church of Chills," 83 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:49,370 episode 226, segment three, prerecord rehearsal. 84 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,414 The vile vivisectionist. 85 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,457 And... 86 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,462 The next terrifying tidbit 87 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,965 straight out of Victorian history is called 88 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,633 Dr. Jonas Hope, 89 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,803 the vile vivisectionist of St. Pancras Hospital. 90 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,514 - Back then, doctors didn't know that they needed 91 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,558 to wash their hands before surgery. 92 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,436 And the most, well-known butcher, 93 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,357 I mean surgeon, was Dr. Jonas Hope. 94 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,238 - This guy loved nothing better than spending his days 95 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,783 chopping off poor people's arms and legs. 96 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,035 - Well, everybody needs a hobby. 97 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,289 - But then one day a patient came in 98 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,833 who had been freshly crushed under a falling brick wall. 99 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,961 - Oops. - I'll say. Ooh. 100 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,214 The doctor proceeds to cut off 101 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,925 both of this poor guy's arms and legs. 102 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,844 - Of course, without benefit of anesthesia. 103 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,554 And he survives. 104 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,767 - And then a demented light dawns on the doctor. 105 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,894 - Okay, hold on. Hold on. 106 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:55,895 Wait. Cut. 107 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,021 Cut, cut. 108 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,940 - Oh, come. Jesus Christ. 109 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,566 Stop recording, Junie. 110 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:07,156 First of all, I am the only one who gets to call cut here. 111 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,992 - That's not true. I call cut all the time. 112 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,579 Yeah, yeah, you sure do. 113 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,082 But you're not supposed to. Alright? 114 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,000 The director calls cut, the director. 115 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,585 Me, I'm the director. 116 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,921 And guess what? The director calls cut. 117 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,423 - Really? Since when? 118 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,966 - Since when? Since always. 119 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:25,967 That's the rule. 120 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,427 The director calls cut. 121 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,054 - No, she means since when are you... 122 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,475 Is this what you're doing here? 123 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,019 Does this make you the director? 124 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,980 That is what you mean, isn't it Junie? 125 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,898 - Well, actually, I was referring 126 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,068 to the general role of a director, but sure. 127 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,987 Yeah. Whatever. Let's go with that. 128 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,113 - Okay, well, why don't we go with 129 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,739 my interpretation of your remarks? 130 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:49,949 - No, no, no. 131 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,325 How about we go with the fact 132 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,453 that I created the show and my name is on it. 133 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,620 - Alex! 134 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,205 - And the fact that you two- - Alex! 135 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,748 - You work for me, and I am the director, 136 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,126 and I'm the one who gets to call cut. 137 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,836 - Alex. - What? 138 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,755 - Why don't you just ask Eddie why she called cut? 139 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,049 - Because I know why Eddie cold cut. 140 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:08,926 - Really? - Yeah. 141 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,846 - You wanna bet on that? 142 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,056 What are you willing to bet? 143 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,850 Hmm. Light of my life. 144 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,937 The criterion collection of your Jess Sprango DVDs. 145 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,564 - Are you kidding me? I wouldn't bet that. 146 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,357 - Oh! Dammit. 147 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,942 Okay, so how about this? 148 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,819 No more calling cut... 149 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,491 for this episode. 150 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,286 - Deal. - Okay, great. 151 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,205 - Wait, what happens if I win? 152 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,582 - You girls can have everything I own. 153 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,878 - Okay. No, no, wait, that's a trick. 154 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,506 You don't actually own anything, you fucker. 155 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,050 - Okay, so what then? 156 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,885 - You've gotta be nice to us. 157 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,933 - Wait for how long? 158 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:58,684 - Forever. 159 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,020 - Seriously. 160 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,063 - A week. 161 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,320 - Okay, but just hold on a second. Okay. 162 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,210 What is this? 163 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,170 - That is why Eddie called cut. 164 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,132 You are a independent arbiter. 165 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,803 - Smile when you call me that, stranger. 166 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,932 - You may proceed. 167 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,018 - Finally. Thank you. 168 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,982 I wanted to point out that there were around two paragraphs 169 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,317 missing about how patients were treated in those wards. 170 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,152 That was all great stuff. 171 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,821 - Yeah, yeah. It really is. 172 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,783 As indeed all of your stuff is, Eddie. You're brilliant. 173 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,954 But the show, it's coming in long 174 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,330 and it's gotta come in on time. 175 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,333 And one of us has to be an adult here. Right? 176 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:08,212 And, and you my love. You don't make cuts. 177 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,216 Junie, please. 178 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,016 - Eddie's going to bitch about the ward material being cut. 179 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:22,893 - There it Is. 180 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,940 So much for having to be nice to you two bitches. 181 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,610 Don't gimme that sourpuss Look, Eddie. 182 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:36,032 Now let's reset for take two, without any calling cuts. 183 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:25,122 And now, it's time for Alexander's "Church of Chills." 184 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,212 The next terrifying tidbit, 185 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,756 straight out of Victorian history, is called... 186 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,676 Dr. Jonas Hope, the vile vivisectionist 187 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,803 of St. Pancreas Hospital. 188 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,223 - See, back then, doctors didn't understand that they needed 189 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,059 to wash their hands before surgery. 190 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,604 And the most infamous butcher, 191 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,608 surgeon, was Dr. Jonah Hope. 192 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,152 - This guy loved nothing better than chopping off 193 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,154 poor people's arms and legs. 194 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,323 - Well, everybody needs a hobby. 195 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,202 - One day, a patient had come in who had been crushed 196 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,954 by a falling brick wall. 197 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,581 - Oops. - I'll say. Ooh. 198 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,835 Dr. Jonas proceeded to cut off 199 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,672 both of this poor guy's arms and legs. 200 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,758 - Of course, without benefit of anesthesia. 201 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,468 And he survives. 202 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,431 And then, suddenly, 203 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,684 A demented light dawned on the doctor. 204 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,437 He began to wonder just how much he could remove 205 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:34,150 from a human being and have that patient survive. 206 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,026 What? 207 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:41,282 - He had plenty of raw material, a hospital full of it. 208 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,326 - The good doctor selected patients to bring 209 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,205 to his special ward downstairs in his basement 210 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:52,376 where he conducted his diabolical experiments. 211 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,878 - And as for the screams. 212 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,673 Well, there were always screams coming from St. Pancras. 213 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,844 - But all good things and some horrible ones come to an end. 214 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,680 About 10 years later, some busy bodies 215 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,557 started to ask questions. 216 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,101 - And when they went to ask Dr. Hope these questions, 217 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,937 he disappeared. 218 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,064 - So they cut the heavy locks of that door 219 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,900 and headed down into that basement. 220 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,861 - And what did they find down there? 221 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,448 - At first, what they found 222 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,993 didn't seem to be living at all, let alone human. 223 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:32,041 They more resembled lines of damp leather bags 224 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,961 with tubes coming from them leading to bottles. 225 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,672 - Tubes to bring in food and remove waste. 226 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,549 - What were in those sacks? 227 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,135 Just a brain, bits of skull. 228 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:48,390 But no jaw, no tongue, 229 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:53,521 No eyes, no ears, no skeleton, 230 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,775 no muscles, just a few essential organs laced together. 231 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,277 God knows what those brains were thinking. 232 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,654 - Oh. 233 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:06,575 And the doctor succeeded no less than 33 times. 234 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,706 - But what about Dr. Hope? Where was he? 235 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,669 - As it turns out, Dr. Hope had been using a cesspit 236 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,713 to dispose of his discarded limbs. 237 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,382 When searchers closed in, 238 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,593 he'd attempted to use it as an escape route. 239 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,554 - He didn't get very far. 240 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,890 They found him down there, what was left of him. 241 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,476 - And of course, they couldn't explain 242 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,520 the condition of the doctor's body. 243 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:38,983 - The fact that it appeared as if it had been torn, 244 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:44,321 beaten, strangled, 245 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:48,701 And by many groping hands. 246 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,245 - Nor could anyone explain 247 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,498 the look of stark terror on Dr. Hope's face. 248 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,018 - What's the word that sounds like repugnant. 249 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:18,731 But it means that you don't want to, um, you know... 250 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,234 Um... - Reprehensible. 251 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:28,616 - Rep-re-hens. I would've thought of it, but thank you. 252 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,378 - Hey, Alex. - What? 253 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:24,421 - Take a look at this. 254 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,173 There's a video that's got over 255 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,550 half a million hits since yesterday and growing. 256 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,393 - Oh, yeah. Well, good for them. 257 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:38,936 Yours truly is not in the market 258 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,897 of sending traffic to somebody else's bullshit website. 259 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,234 - Yeah. We've got our own bullshit website to worry about. 260 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,742 He's got good taste though. She is cute. 261 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,288 - What? We never put up anything that's fake. 262 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,876 - Of course we do. - Bigfoot, found alien footage. 263 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,380 All that shit is fake. So this, this is different. 264 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,591 It's viral marketing. You can tell. 265 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,678 Oh, okay. Let me just do this. 266 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,640 Yeah, see? There. 267 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,435 How convenient, the name of the dumb ass S and M club 268 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,562 right there for everybody to see. 269 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,231 A drink, a blow job and a mojito. 270 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:26,608 How scary. 271 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,987 Have you ever been to one of these clubs, Junie? 272 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,405 Seriously? 273 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,742 It's, it's like trying to go to a nude beach. 274 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,911 You expect "Sports illustrated," 275 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:43,083 but you get, well, people like me. 276 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,586 - Ew. Yuck. 277 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,254 - Yeah, thanks. 278 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,339 The point is, that's fucking staged. 279 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,051 - We could use some of those nice juicy hits. 280 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,552 - I'm telling you that this sort 281 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,220 of thing flows the other way. 282 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,265 It sucks our viewers to them, not the other way around. 283 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:03,020 Now, sugar pie, honey bunch, can we please get back to work? 284 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,316 And don't give me that sourpuss look. 285 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,851 What? 286 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,771 - Eddie, go get Alex. I need you 10 go get Alex. 287 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,022 - He's asleep. 288 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:30,691 What's going on? 289 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,028 He's asleep. What's going on? 290 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,788 Is this live? 291 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:47,583 Alex! 292 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,962 Alex, get down here! 293 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,214 Alex. Wake up. 294 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,137 - Jesus fucking Christ. 295 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,975 How many fucking times have I told you to stop doing that? 296 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,060 - Be nice. - Fuck! 297 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,940 - Oh, what a piece of work is man. 298 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:18,363 How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, 299 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:22,159 in form and movement, how express 300 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,494 and admirable- - Enough! Enough! 301 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,164 - Keep your- - Enough! 302 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:27,873 What? 303 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,208 - Guys? Guys. 304 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,334 Alex, come here. 305 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,337 Hellfire House is live streaming again. 306 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,715 - Are you fucking kidding me? That's why you woke me up. 307 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:39,718 Just watch. 308 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,892 - Well, this one's in a hurry. 309 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,608 - Must be giving them some sort of hypnotic drug. 310 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,320 - Oh, so you don't think it's actually his blood? 311 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,617 - Look, I don't know what this is. 312 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,287 - So you don't think this is a, a real live, 313 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:51,039 honest-to-gosh vampire live streaming his killings. 314 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,708 - Alex, there doesn't have to be a real live 315 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,209 vampire for killings. 316 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,378 - Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. 317 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:57,921 All the stuff where he's turning into a vampire, 318 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,631 that's fake. 319 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,174 But all the stuff where he's killing these chicks, 320 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,718 that's real, that's what you believe? 321 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:03,969 Seriously? 322 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,597 - I don't know. Alex, there's something about this. 323 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:50,932 - Interesting. 324 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:57,606 Always surprises. I'm impressed. 325 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,401 Usually when a woman marks herself in this way, 326 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:07,449 the canvas of flesh quite overwhelms the illustrations. 327 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,501 But these... 328 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,671 are quite lovely. 329 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,883 - Do you have any tattoos? 330 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:26,968 I'd love to see them. 331 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,848 - I'm afraid not. 332 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:55,914 - Wait. 333 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,918 Can, wind it back. 334 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,461 - What? 335 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,046 - The part where he's b-biting her. Wind it back. 336 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,589 I wanna see what- - Yeah, yeah. Hold on. 337 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,097 - Did you catch it? - Catch what? 338 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,390 - Just slide over. 339 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,192 - Jesus Christ, Alex, what the fuck? 340 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,903 - Yeah, this is getting weird. Even been for you. 341 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,947 - Just wait a second, okay. Fuck. 342 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,035 There. 343 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:37,122 You see it? 344 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:38,123 - See what? 345 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:39,291 - It's her jugular. 346 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,002 - No. God, no. 347 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,378 Okay. 348 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,965 The jugular is a vein in the neck right here. 349 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:48,091 What you're probably thinking of 350 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,593 is the exterior carotid arteries, 351 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:51,678 which are here and here in the neck. 352 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:58,101 But this, that's the axillary artery. 353 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:01,646 It, it, it runs under the collarbone, 354 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,025 provides blood to the shoulder and the arm. 355 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,110 - He is never gonna let us forget 356 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,404 that he took a year of med school. 357 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,698 - Two and a half. Get it straight. 358 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:15,410 - Okay? So whatever the fuck this um, monetary- 359 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,954 - Axillary, axillary artery. 360 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,790 - All right, axillary artery. So? 361 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:24,169 - So? Why bother? 362 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,463 If this is just viral marketing, 363 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:31,468 why bother with this obscure anatomical detail? 364 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,054 It makes more sense dramatically 365 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,514 to just go for the throat. 366 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,142 - Okay, so doesn't that mean 367 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:42,687 that somehow or other this is all real? 368 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,443 - Yeah, I guess it does. 369 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,198 - Oh fuck. 370 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:57,744 - Okay. So what do we do about it? 371 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,707 - We're gonna air it... 372 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,752 in the next show. 373 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:48,378 And now it's time for Alexander's "Church of Chills." 374 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:07,022 - What is the point of this nonsense? 375 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,773 - Just watch, my Lord. 376 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,402 How did this happen? 377 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:17,365 These dabblers, how did they find us? 378 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,869 - I don't know. I can't seem to track them down. 379 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,955 They keep themselves hidden, just as we do. 380 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:30,879 - No, not as we do. 381 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:36,217 They're close. 382 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,287 In case you were wondering, 383 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:05,872 the two Carnage House streams, 384 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,958 they're both over 385 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,335 Go figure. 386 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,212 Jesus. Take a look at these numbers. 387 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:15,715 780,000, 790,000. 388 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,258 Well, I scored that high. 389 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,427 - That's not them, Mastermind. This is us. 390 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,887 - Are you kidding me? 391 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:25,183 - Hey guys, take a look at this. Found another one. 392 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,726 - Another one what? 393 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,145 - Another Carnage House killing. This one's different. 394 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,897 - What do you mean? Different how? 395 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,190 - It's old. 396 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,317 It's gotta be the first one. 397 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,320 Look. Okay, see one and two. 398 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,447 They're both over a million hits. 399 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:42,075 This one, it's only got seven. 400 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,703 - Why would they pull that back? 401 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,206 - It must be some, some kind of rehearsal. 402 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,959 Maybe it wasn't meant for streaming 403 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,253 or maybe something went wrong or... 404 00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:02,387 - Okay, well that seems to be everything on the punch list. 405 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,808 We should check the mirrors. 406 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:07,934 - Of course. 407 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:29,289 - Oh, the new sign isn't in place. 408 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,333 Well, there's something there. Kreur, Kreurheim? 409 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:37,964 - Yes. It's the name of the home. 410 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,594 It's an old word. It means house of blood. 411 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:46,181 - Oh! 412 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:50,518 - Not my blood. The blood of my family. 413 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:55,815 - All right. 414 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:58,651 Excuse me. 415 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:02,947 Okay. Well, it seems that everything's in order. 416 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,449 - So it seems. 417 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:08,203 A little rough around the edges, yet, 418 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,580 could see its final form 419 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,375 starting to peek through its chrysalis. 420 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,379 - Well, yes, I suppose. 421 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:23,551 Um. Okay, well, that is everything. 422 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,308 Oh, God. What was I thinking? 423 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,479 You have to sign the deed. 424 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,359 - Is this completely necessary? 425 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,360 - Yeah. 426 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,166 Great. Okay. 427 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,128 Well, I-I think that's everything then. 428 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:04,008 So, I'm gonna get going. 429 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,428 - Can't be leaving yet. We have to christen the place. 430 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:12,725 - Oh, no, no, I really, I don't have time for that. 431 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:14,978 - Please. 432 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,075 - Uh. Well... 433 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,291 - To extraordinary things. 434 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,668 - Yeah, to extraordinary things. 435 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:10,867 - Ooh! 436 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:15,204 Wow. That is some strong stuff. 437 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,876 - Yes, well, I found it necessary. 438 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:22,879 - Necessary? 439 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:26,174 - Necessary for creating a connection between us. 440 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,385 Don't you feel- - Um. 441 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:30,970 - Connection between us? 442 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:35,433 - Yeah, no, I, I I, well, I, I I really should. 443 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,518 I gotta, I have to go. 444 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:42,523 - Oh, that would be a terrible waste. Wouldn't you agree? 445 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,569 There we are. 446 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,239 So much finer you appear 447 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:53,534 without those rags wrapped around you. 448 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:57,872 A sacrifice perfect for the gods. 449 00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:58,790 - No. 450 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,875 - Ready to be laid on the altar. 451 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,003 - No. 452 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:08,383 - Yes. This was all meant to be. 453 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,803 Here we go. - No! 454 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,294 - No! No! 455 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:55,680 No. 456 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,278 - Jesus. 457 00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:12,363 Some fucking rehearsal. 458 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:30,631 Kreurheim. I've heard that name before. 459 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:34,761 It's some big old stately home or something, isn't it? 460 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,012 - Beats me. 461 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,614 You'll find that your machines 462 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,200 no longer work for now. 463 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,161 - What the hell. 464 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:05,875 - Fuck. He's right. 465 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:07,126 Yes, I am. 466 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,754 So do I have your attention now, 467 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:12,548 Mr. Jarvis, ladies? 468 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:19,472 - Holy shit. Alex, if he knows our names... 469 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:20,473 - Okay. 470 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:25,853 You have our attention. What can we do for you? 471 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,064 What you can do for me? 472 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:31,943 I was thinking more along the lines of what you've done 473 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:37,365 to me by making public what I've chosen to keep private. 474 00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:40,910 I suspect you have no idea to what extent 475 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:44,163 your thoughtlessness has inconvenienced me. 476 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:47,208 - What do you mean we made public? 477 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,418 You live stream your thing 478 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,587 to hundreds of thousands of people. 479 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,924 Don't light that cigarette. 480 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:58,719 In fact, I want you to stop smoking altogether. 481 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,513 It's a sordid habit. 482 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:04,767 A habit of weak men, and it pollutes the body. 483 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:08,855 - Dude, it's just a cigarette. - Put it down! 484 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,361 - Okay? I'm sorry. 485 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:21,617 Mr. Jarvis, I plant my seeds very cautiously. 486 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,746 That's why no one outside of my circle knows about us. 487 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:28,374 That is, until now. 488 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:29,792 Because of you. 489 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,378 You've chosen to imprudently scatter 490 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,796 those seeds to the wind. 491 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:37,133 - I'm sorry, |- didn't understand. 492 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,303 |-I don't understand. 493 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,180 I don't suppose you're willing to share 494 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:45,224 why you want to do this seed scattering. 495 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,159 T-t-to threaten us. 496 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:07,246 I don't threaten people. 497 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,166 If I considered you a danger to me, 498 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:11,918 you would never have seen me coming. 499 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,756 - Then, |-I don't know what. To, to explain? 500 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:21,385 Or, um, to, I, I don't know. 501 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:26,807 Um, I, I guess I'm done. I, I mean, I'm, I'm done guessing. 502 00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:31,437 - Renfield. 503 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:34,774 - Junie. What? 504 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,068 I'm afraid I didn't quite catch that young lady. 505 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:44,158 - Renfield is a character in the novel "Dracula.” 506 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,870 It's a novel about- - Yes. 507 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,623 I am familiar with the work. 508 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:54,377 Renfield is, how would you describe him? 509 00:45:56,003 --> 00:46:00,049 The groveling, lunatic servant of the vampire. 510 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:05,930 - I thought that maybe you thought about us like that. 511 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,309 You're not far from wrong, Ms. Coleman. 512 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,521 But upon examination, it's obvious to me 513 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:17,233 that you're all thoroughly trivial creatures. 514 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:22,113 Not even useful to me as Renfields, as you put it. 515 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:31,205 Of course you agree, don't you? 516 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,918 - I don't know. 517 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,421 Don't you? 518 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:39,422 - Yes. 519 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,967 Huh. 520 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:44,719 Yes. I agree. 521 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:50,433 I mean, I, I can see exactly... 522 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:01,777 They're gone! 523 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,029 - Sunlight. 524 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,823 Shit, that's why he's gone. 525 00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:07,700 - For now. 526 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:14,415 Fuck! 527 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:28,721 - Alex. 528 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,098 Alex. 529 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,601 - What? - So what the fuck 530 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,144 do we do now? 531 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:37,813 - Um. Okay. 532 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,275 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 533 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:45,863 The footage of the contractor lady, we air it tonight. 534 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,782 - Are you fucking crazy? 535 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:49,408 - Haven't we pissed him off enough? 536 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,118 - Well he obviously didn't want it aired. 537 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,578 There's clearly something on there 538 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:53,996 that he didn't want anyone to see. 539 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:55,998 So we're gonna let people see it. 540 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:58,876 - Seriously, Alex, you are fucking mental. 541 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,252 - Juniper, what are you doing? 542 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,755 - What does it look like I'm doing, Alex? 543 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,423 - You really think you're gonna be able 544 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,300 to outrun this guy if he wants to find you? 545 00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:07,510 - I think I have a better chance of outrunning him 546 00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:08,844 if I fucking run. 547 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,013 Goddammit, where are my shoes? 548 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,890 - Junie. - Where are my fucking shoes? 549 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,058 - Can you please just calm down? 550 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,726 - I am calm. 551 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,232 Okay. 552 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:25,486 - Alex, I want my money. I need my money. 553 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:27,655 - Jesus, Junie. We didn't even discuss- 554 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:28,989 - Cut the bullshit. 555 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:30,991 You always said we were equal partners in this. 556 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:34,453 We have money. I'm dissolving the partnership. 557 00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:37,873 I need whatever part of the share that is mine. Okay? 558 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:42,128 So go get that cash box, Alex. I need my money. 559 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,880 - Junie, can we just talk. 560 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,257 - Talk about what? 561 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:48,175 Fine, Eddie. Fine. 562 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:49,718 Yeah, go ahead, talk. Talk about what? 563 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,887 - I just don't think that- 564 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:55,433 - That's right. There's nothing to talk about. 565 00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,812 Enough. Go get the cash box, Alex. 566 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:01,605 - Alex. 567 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,195 - Fine! 568 00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:20,040 - Seriously, Alex, you keep the key in the lock? 569 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:21,709 - What do you want from me? 570 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:22,877 I would've lost it otherwise. - Jesus Christ. Hurry up. 571 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:23,878 - Hey! 572 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:27,465 - I don't have time for this. 573 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:31,093 We don't have time for this. 574 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,970 Shit. I didn't realize how broke we were. 575 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:34,763 - Seriously? Take a look around. 576 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,059 - Fine. Okay. 577 00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:41,103 $850. That's my share. 578 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,396 I'm taking it. 579 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:45,941 - Junie, please. 580 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,026 - Junie, wait. 581 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,165 - Alex. 582 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:10,841 - Take care. 583 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:20,100 - I love you guys. 584 00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:25,564 Just do yourselves a favor and run. 585 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:41,455 Eddie. 586 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:42,456 - So? 587 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:50,756 - So, so we do what I fucking said, okay? 588 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,633 We air it tonight 589 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,510 and we try to figure out why the fuck 590 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,303 he didn't want anyone to see it and shit, I don't know. 591 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:57,721 I don't know what the fuck else. 592 00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,306 I'm not fucking Van Helsing, Eddie. 593 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:01,100 There are no more fucking Van Helsings. 594 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:02,643 - Jesus Christ, Alex. 595 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:06,230 Why the fuck are you yelling at me? What did I do? 596 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,399 - Ah, fuck. 597 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:09,608 - What do you want from me? 598 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,693 - I don't know. I don't know. 599 00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,111 I'm sorry. Okay. 600 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:16,323 I know it's not your fault, but I-I'm just, I'm just... 601 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,701 It's this, it's crazy. 602 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:00,409 - Shit. 603 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:07,791 Jesus Christ. - Shh. 604 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:09,376 Reading room. 605 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:13,547 - Oh, well, sorry, but you scared the... 606 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,716 I mean, you scared me to death. 607 00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:18,677 - I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to creep up on you. 608 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,513 - It's, it's okay. 609 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:26,101 - I was just wondering if I might be able to help with this. 610 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:29,521 - I, I'm not sure. 611 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,067 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 612 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:36,612 It's always getting tangled up in, in everything. 613 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,781 Here, let me. - That's, it's okay. 614 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,911 - Hmm. Kreurheim? - Yes. 615 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:48,165 - I'm trying to find- - Local history. Hmm. 616 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,126 - I'm sorry? 617 00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:52,795 - I think I can help you. 618 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:57,132 - Really? - Yes. I'll be back. 619 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:22,825 With this. 620 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,037 - "Kreurheim Vampire Cults." 621 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,415 Holy shit it's here. God! 622 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,669 Seriously, thanks. I would've never found this on my own. 623 00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:34,628 I swear. 624 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,964 You are a fantastic librarian. 625 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,758 - Who said I was a librarian? 626 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:50,769 - Christ, why does stuff like this always happen to me? 627 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:42,196 - Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 628 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:44,948 Come on. 629 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:55,459 Come on, you piece of shit. Come on. 630 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,127 Ow! God dammit! 631 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:00,339 Oh, please forgive me. 632 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,466 Please forgive me. Okay. 633 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:04,843 Okay. 634 00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,850 - Hey Alex, I love what you've done with the place. 635 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:22,731 What do you got? 636 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,949 - That's the place. 637 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,618 It was built in 1880. 638 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,578 Whatever he's doing now, he was trying 639 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,664 to do the same thing back then. 640 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,624 He just couldn't make it work. 641 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,709 - Wait, what, what is this book? 642 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:45,212 "Death Cults Through the Ages." 643 00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:49,007 - Let me read this to you. This is a quote, 644 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:55,597 "SO speaks Senor Arturo Valenor of the family Valenor. 645 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,642 'I have labored in the shadows for a very long time 646 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,144 to bring forth a great change in the world. 647 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,147 A change that will be forged in passion and blood. 648 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,566 When the final sacrifice is performed 649 00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:09,569 before the great convocation of my followers, 650 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:12,030 the world of the living will be overthrown 651 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,117 and the Lord of the eternal night will rule. 652 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:17,577 Here, listen to this. 653 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,623 "Multiple reports, screams in the night 654 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,210 and horrible odors coming from the Kreurheim mansion." 655 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,545 - Kreurheim mansion? 656 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:27,671 - Right, that's that big closed up place 657 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:28,755 out by Regency Park. 658 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,465 It's right here in town. 659 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:33,343 "Police conducted a raid in the summer of 1892. 660 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:36,972 In the basement, they found the torn, decayed 661 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,641 and partially devoured remains 662 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,893 of over 200 women and children. 663 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:45,772 Evidence suggested unholy ritualistic acts 664 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:48,817 conducted both before and after death." 665 00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:51,278 - Lovely. 666 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,657 - "No trace was ever found of Valenor or his followers. 667 00:58:57,242 --> 00:58:59,619 Ownership of the mansion was passed 10 a single relative 668 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,872 who has sealed up the property. 669 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:05,000 It has been maintained unoccupied for over a century.” 670 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:08,503 Alex, look at this. 671 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,549 Don't you see, Alex? 672 00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:16,261 It's them. All three of them. 673 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:17,804 They haven't aged. 674 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:19,806 - Yeah. Yeah. I see. 675 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,475 - This is what he's trying do. 676 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:25,604 It's what he's been trying to do since, since back then. 677 00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:29,483 This motherfucker isn't just looking for blood and tits. 678 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:32,277 He's trying to destroy the whole fucking world. 679 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,279 - I mean, he hasn't had much luck though, right? 680 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,698 Because it's been, what, like a hundred and something years? 681 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,408 - Goddammit. Don't you get it? 682 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,911 They didn't have live streaming back then. 683 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:43,497 Don't you see what he's doing? 684 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,502 He needs some critical mass. 685 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:52,089 That's what all this is about. 686 00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:55,300 Look, see. 687 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,344 The stars, just right. 688 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,972 The number of worshipers, just right. 689 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,724 The sacrifices, just right. 690 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:04,976 The rituals, just- - No, no. 691 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:12,859 - Jesus Christ, Alex, Don't give me that look. 692 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:16,530 Don't tell me you suddenly don't believe it. 693 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:18,740 This is what's happening right now. 694 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:19,950 - Okay. Right. 695 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,035 So what are we supposed to do? 696 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:23,620 Go over there and stake him through the heart. 697 01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:25,831 They, they would Kill us in two seconds. 698 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,707 We can't just let this- 699 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,459 - Okay, let's, let's just, let's just think about this. 700 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:30,460 Okay? 701 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:35,549 He didn't want anybody to know this stuff, right? 702 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:37,092 To, to know who he is, 703 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:39,386 where he lives, what he's trying to do. 704 01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:43,723 So we do like I said, we put it up and let people see it. 705 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,143 And, and, and maybe, you know, maybe that, 706 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:47,477 that screws the whole thing up. 707 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:48,687 It blows up the ritual. 708 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:49,980 - Alex. - No, no. Come on. 709 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,190 We gotta get this streaming before sunset. 710 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:54,359 - Jesus, I don't know if we have the time. 711 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:55,443 It's all- - It doesn't matter. 712 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:57,112 It's fine. 713 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:58,238 Come on, we'll get it streaming and just let it go. Come on. 714 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:23,847 And now it's time for Alexander's "Church of Chills." 715 01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,395 This is an emergency broadcast. 716 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:35,817 Listen, this is Kreurheim, built in the 1800s. 717 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:40,614 It has been the scene of nightmares and murders. 718 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,782 It still is. 719 01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:44,951 This man is Arturo Valenor, 720 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:50,373 only he's not just a man, he's something else. 721 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:55,337 One of the undead, a vampire who feeds on human blood. 722 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:58,006 He's there right now at Kreurheim. 723 01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,925 And what he was trying to do back then, 724 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,677 he is still trying to do right now. 725 01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:03,887 He's trying to destroy 726 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:06,598 the whole, fucking- 727 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:07,599 - What the hell? 728 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:11,019 Alex the feed. What happened to the feed? 729 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,437 - How should I know. 730 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:15,482 - It's him. 731 01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:18,860 - Some of you no doubt have been tuning in 732 01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:22,697 to Mr. Jarvis's "Church of Chills." 733 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:25,909 We here at Kreurheim have been enjoying it all evening. 734 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:30,080 But now we have other business to attend to. 735 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:34,251 I'm sure all of you accept our invitation 736 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:37,879 to take part in this ritual. 737 01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:56,690 Jesus. 738 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:58,233 Alex, do you know how many people 739 01:02:58,525 --> 01:02:59,818 are watching this right now? 740 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,194 - Christ, Eddie. 741 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:02,862 I don't think right now is the time for that. 742 01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:03,947 - 185, 187. 743 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:06,408 And that's just us. 744 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,492 - What the fuck? 745 01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,288 I mean, how did he even know that we were gonna be stream... 746 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:12,831 What are the numbers on his stream? 747 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,542 - No good. He's locked us out again. 748 01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:59,794 - Oh shit. The sacrifice, fuck, it's Junie. 749 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,922 Oh my god. Fuck, what do we do? 750 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:04,174 Oh my God. 751 01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:08,887 Fuck! You fucking leave her alone, you asshole! 752 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:48,468 Oh my God. 753 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:51,846 What do you want from us? 754 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,431 - What do I want? 755 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:58,686 What does a cat want with a mouse? 756 01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:01,689 Come on. 757 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:13,827 - Ah! 758 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:27,799 - He's gone. 759 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:56,035 - What a terrible shame. 760 01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,247 So pale and pure. 761 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:05,879 Oh, if I had the time to truly enjoy... 762 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,218 their untouchable delights. 763 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:18,808 So are these. 764 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:23,938 Aargh! 765 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,598 - There's someone down there. 766 01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:49,274 - Who's there? 767 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,366 - What? 768 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,369 - I thought I told you to stop smoking. 769 01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:06,249 I said... 770 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:09,836 Put it out. 771 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:12,880 - Junie. 772 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:21,973 Junie what happened? Are you okay? 773 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,474 - Yes. I'm quite all right. 774 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:27,270 Everything turned out just as I planned. 775 01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:30,898 I was worried for some time 776 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:34,277 that you two fools wouldn't play your appointed roles, 777 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:37,280 but in the end, 778 01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:42,035 you perform the final sacrifice admirably. 779 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,289 - I don't understand. 780 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,458 Wh-what's going on. 781 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,544 - Yes, I was worried about that. 782 01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:55,173 - Alex, you idiot. It's not Junie. 783 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,424 - What? 784 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:15,234 - Listen to them, the children of the night, 785 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,113 what music they make.