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（探索敘事）

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（美國文學）

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（緊急，最後通知）

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（改編自露菲科比原創小說）

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《瑪歌等錢使》

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恭喜

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你條賓周是毒刺水母

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龜頭呈粉紅色而且脹卜卜
靜脈則是發光蘑菇藍色

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你條賓周充滿…

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無聲的威脅

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你隻奇異種子的…

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（打賞了3蚊貼士、8蚊貼士）

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…特別招式是分泌攻擊
非常有效的先走液

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小心不要…

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意外搞大人個肚

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（4蚊貼士、20蚊貼士、5蚊貼士
粉絲人數：22）

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你隻沙漠蜻蜓的特別招式是毒牢

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你會向女仔索取無數次愛的認證

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最終令她不再愛你

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（粉絲人數：67）

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你隻耿鬼的特別招式是分泌攻擊和隱形

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你條賓周會完全消失

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出招條件是天氣凍或者聽到你媽的聲音

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（請品評我，盡情踩我）

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你條腸仔是最可愛的小精靈

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比卡超…

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打乞嚏就會射精，乞嚏

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乞嚏

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（粉絲人數：196）

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你有200個粉絲？

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準確來說是196個

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你用寵物小精靈來形容賓周？

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原來最憎自己條賓周的人會打賞最多貼士

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真驚人

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不，驚人的是“品鵰小龍女99”
她有五萬個粉絲

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但無人找到我

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如果要訂閱人數上升
就要有更高的曝光率

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所以我要找比我更擅長這種事的人合作

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最可愛的是誰？

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他不就是最可愛的嗎？

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對，他是

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怒吼…

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怒吼…

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對魔鬼怒吼

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很好

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波…

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波…

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（波）

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姐妹，全部都是波

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別把我美化得太過分，我們要貼地一點

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我知道，我正正偏愛平光照明

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我可以試穿你的角色扮演服裝嗎？

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噢，當然可以，請

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不過先別試影心
她套衫還未做好，其他甚麼都得

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- 很好，噢，這樣整頭髮不錯
- 像這樣？那樣？

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正

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- 你想睇？
- 對

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給你

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噢，天啊，好搞笑

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而且好性感

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你去邊？

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正職那邊總會不時打給我

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回去教育界礦場揼石仔

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噢，對了

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甚麼？

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沒甚麼，只是…

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妒忌，就是這樣

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抱歉

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（點擊此處訂閱
立即睇我對波上面的神秘訊息）

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（媒體郵件服務）

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那些是甚麼？

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舒莉剛剛把我的物品寄過來了

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媒體郵件是最殘酷的分手方式

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一旦寄件，一切就已成定局，無得返轉頭

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你最近都困自己在房裏

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對，你也是

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在蘇絲房裏，你們在裏面做甚麼？

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我們在拍教育電視

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（如何經營Onlyfans，搜尋）

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（完整清單：如何開拓Onlyfans）

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（Onlyfans增長策略）

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（投資高品質攝影設備）

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（別偷懶，持續更新內容）

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（與志同道合的創作者合作）

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（品鵰小龍女）

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（粉絲人數：48500）

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大家聽住，把熱蠟倒在我對波上
絕對不是免費內容

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對，各位，這是非常複雜的過程

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如果想睇，我們會設立付費計劃，好嗎？

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不過我們要鋪防水布

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還要戴護目鏡

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- 做足萬全準備
- 你要考慮傢俬

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- 你要考慮傢俬
- 有人要考慮傢俬

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我想立即去恐怖主題區

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我要去鬧鬼迷宮

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你鍾意有蜘蛛的那個

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- 在諾氏恐怖樂園
- 你真了解我

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但她討厭會跳到你面前的小丑

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諾氏，是嗎？

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等陣

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我就知道…

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那是亨廷頓海灘碼頭

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你為了這個叫醒我？

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- 她們是本地人
- 好吧

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每個都有五萬粉絲

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上星期有幾千人睇她們的直播

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餓鬼要同她們老友鬼鬼

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聽起來有利無害

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我要傳訊息給她們，好

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“嗨，我好鍾意你們的直播
我也住在橙縣

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我好希望有機會能做你們的節目嘉賓

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如果你們想幫助一個新手創作者
在這個瘋狂世界生存的話，請應承我”

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不，你有點太飢渴了

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“又及，你們的超級粉絲”

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你已經講過了

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外加50蚊貼士

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瑪歌，老友不是用錢買的

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睇我表演吧

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無回覆

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“哈哈”

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這就是50蚊買到的東西？

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“哈哈”，好吧

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“早死早著

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你們這些紙片身材橙縣賤精八婆”

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去你的

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甚麼？

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（收皮吧，臭雞）

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（你有意見要講？海濱套房512號見）

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“臭雞”？

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你要去？甚麼意思？

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意思是，我要去

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我付了50蚊，理應得到滿意的答覆

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她們可能是危險人物

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哼，我也可以好危險

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- 唏，好嗎？
- 唏，嗨

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你可以幫我睇住菩提子幾個鐘嗎？
我要去面試

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可以，我今日剛好得閒

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瑪歌

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唏

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唏

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別放在心上，靚女

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她只是很嬲你而已，進來吧

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嗨，我…

144
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餓鬼

145
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你的寶貴身份在這裏得到保障
我是多肉玫瑰

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叫我玫瑰就好，歡迎…妹妹仔

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你似乎夠怪雞

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單人匹馬殺上門，你幾夠膽

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嗨，寶寶

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牠叫八婆仔

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是隻萬年老狗，好憎吸塵機械人

152
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還有姬絲

153
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我是說，品鵰小龍女

154
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她的毒舌其實都是演技

155
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實際上她人不錯

156
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對吧？你人不錯，講出來

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聽住，抱歉，只是…我付了50蚊

158
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但換來的只有“哈哈”，我才發嬲

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發嬲”？那50蚊絕不回水

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好…唏，嗨

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她真的又靚又後生

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那我們是甚麼？籮底橙？

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不，你一直在說我們差不多該引入新角色

164
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而且我們照明技術不濟，或者她幫到我們

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看看她，完全新手上路

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新手？我不算新了

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妹妹，不要發嬲

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噢，是嗎？你不算新？

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你在平日去一個陌生人屋企

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梳住兩個死人髻，而且我們互不相識

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她講得有道理

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你有將位置分享給任何人嗎？

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有經驗的人絕對不會這樣做

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我們可能是拐子婆
披住人皮的禽獸，你根本不知道

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但你們不是拐子婆

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你又知？

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披人皮是甚麼意思？

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好似我們之前睇的電影，殺人魔野牛比爾

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- 對
- 他很好

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鍾意狗仔

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無論如何，你未準備好

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我認為她說得對

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你知道的，你可能會成為包袱

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兩位，聽我講，我知道我是新手

185
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但我非常希望可以合作

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大家都話我擅長寫作

187
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我有不少偉大想法，足以改寫世界

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令你們的數字不斷飆升

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看她使出本領

190
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聽聽觀眾的聲音，群情洶湧

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00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,506
皮革和喱士對戰衰神

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噢，天啊

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看，搞掂他

194
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看到嗎？她砌低他了

195
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,062
女士們，他仍未倒下啊

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00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,317
殘忍…

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哈佬

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哈佬

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- 瑪歌呢？
- 去面試

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可惡

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衰神，你睇緊自己和女人對打？

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不，只是以前的擂台戰
對手是皮革和喱士

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她今天本來要和我一起籌備婚禮

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你不能改期？

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蛋糕都焗好了

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教會的瑪茜在約巴林達有間餅舖

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莎恩，教會如何？你鍾意返教會嗎？

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她會免費幫我們焗結婚蛋糕
但我要揀味道

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你最愛哪段《詩篇》？

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我不可能在大日子臨近的時候
自己一個吃完糖分爆棚的蛋糕

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我剛好養成了頗為敏感的味蕾

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- 好，你試吧
- 可以嗎？

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好

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嗨，寶寶

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- 抱實了嗎？
- 抱實了

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唏…寶寶

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這個…

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餅碎不錯

219
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,616
有無搞錯？

220
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,161
他每次被我抱都會哭

221
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,914
我交返給你…

222
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,249
屈膝

223
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,502
- 甚麼？
- 照做，屈膝

224
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,299
我沒說蹲下，稍微屈膝就行

225
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,092
好

226
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,894
對，全部集中在雙腿

227
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,315
當你屈膝時，就能起到減震作用

228
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,399
這樣就有安全感

229
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238
甚麼？

230
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:28,952
你以前為甚麼不教我？

231
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,875
她還是嬰兒的時候，你就人間蒸發

232
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:40,839
正正是她需要被人抱

233
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,219
需要安全感的時候，但你呢？

234
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,931
不，連教我屈膝都費事

235
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,724
莎恩，你怎麼了？

236
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,812
我的問題是，她天生就…

237
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,774
我是說，你根本不了解她

238
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:03,904
她也對你沒有半點認識

239
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:10,160
但和你在一起，她卻有被抱的安全感

240
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:13,789
抱歉

241
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:19,002
抱歉，只是籌備婚禮令我壓力很大而已

242
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,004
我只是…

243
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,886
有時候我覺得整個婚禮產業

244
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:32,432
設計得令女人覺得自己很失敗

245
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,438
這個，就是它

246
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,150
粉紅香檳

247
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,115
哈佬，性感薩爾達
你天生是角色扮演的料，衰鬼

248
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,827
我還是無法相信她們真的邀請你合作

249
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,706
只是試水溫而已
在她們的奇怪性愛閣樓影幾張相

250
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,208
互惠互利的協議

251
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,545
她們驚自己過氣

252
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,005
而我是小鮮肉

253
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,256
鮮度十足

254
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,758
噢，食爆

255
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,761
我覺得自己真的可以靠這個搵食

256
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,014
（海拉魯王子令我好緊火，訂閱睇波）

257
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,432
（發布）

258
00:16:58,936 --> 00:16:59,937
（我愛摔角）

259
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,192
唏，這件老竇衫不錯

260
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,280
聽住

261
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,159
有個擁躉博覽會

262
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,288
是摔角手，前摔角手

263
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,165
簽名會之類的活動

264
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:25,921
我通常不去，因為他們想見的是以前的我

265
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,506
不是現在的我

266
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,721
你會和我一起去嗎？

267
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,101
- 你沒事吧？
- 你媽媽對我說了一句話

268
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:44,273
說你對我沒有半點認識

269
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,775
- 才不是
- 確實如此

270
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:51,446
無論如何，了解一下我之前的人生
對你沒壞處

271
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,282
之前的我

272
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,910
我在努力

273
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,122
我這樣做就是在努力

274
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,792
我覺得他可能有點抑鬱

275
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,045
或者是因為我講過的話

276
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,300
對，很好

277
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,470
你也知道，身為父親
想了解自己女兒是很自然的事

278
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:20,142
反過來說，就算不了解父親
女兒也會對他有感情，這也是自然的事

279
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,727
沒錯

280
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,607
我可能要和他三口六面講清楚

281
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,817
沒事的

282
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,113
- 你們有見過菩提子的奶嘴嗎？
- 無…

283
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,698
無事了

284
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,079
噢，嚇死人

285
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,918
抱歉，我應該估到

286
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,254
我的意思是，這也合情合理

287
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,798
你和蘇絲拍拖

288
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,300
選擇不話我知

289
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,426
那是…

290
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,345
根本不是這樣

291
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,429
好

292
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,766
那麼…是甚麼？

293
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,435
是…

294
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,271
我份工

295
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,774
你份工？

296
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,074
我照直講吧

297
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,747
我在Onlyfans有個帳號，那就是我份工

298
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,458
你在Onlyfans有帳號？

299
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,545
沒錯

300
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,881
我…主打寫作

301
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,968
描寫散文之類，講真的

302
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,971
有時候…會附上圖片

303
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,723
我可以睇嗎？

304
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,560
絕對不要

305
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,146
所以是鹹濕圖文了

306
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,983
不是鹹濕

307
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,026
有時候會有…

308
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,737
裸露照

309
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,406
噢，搞錯，瑪歌

310
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,033
噢，激死我…

311
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,369
你不要變成那種女仔

312
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,540
哪種女仔？

313
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,210
姣婆？是那種嗎？

314
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,130
利用性愛和暴露行為達到目的那種

315
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,303
這不是你

316
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,348
那麼…

317
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,809
我是甚麼？

318
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,853
你不如話我知，我是甚麼？

319
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,064
我媽曾在波霸餐廳工作
我爸是前職業摔角手

320
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,109
好了，話我知，我是甚麼？

321
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,320
菩提子的爸爸呢？

322
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,822
- 他有甚麼看法？
- 不，他沒資格評論

323
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,325
- 他和我們毫無關係
- 可能有天他會

324
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,286
- 想重新建立關係
- 我不想再談論他

325
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,375
有尊嚴的人不會做這種事

326
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,586
我有個仔

327
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,048
需要我去養

328
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,345
你有甚麼資格批判我？

329
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:12,940
從我們邂逅的晚上，我就知道我需要你

330
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:20,239
如果我有機會，絕對不會放你走

331
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,616
- 唏
- 唏

332
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,160
- 你在做甚麼？
- 你這樣問是什麼意思？

333
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,120
我來接你一齊去辦事

334
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,331
你還記得我們要行婚禮嗎？

335
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,417
不，我想問的是
你點解要突然熄掉收音機？

336
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,169
怎樣？

337
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,255
就像你不想我聽到播的是甚麼歌

338
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,339
很粗俗嗎？

339
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,093
不，不粗俗

340
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,137
那你點解不想我聽到？

341
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,687
我在聽婚禮歌樣本

342
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,106
想給你一個驚喜

343
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,817
我們已經有歌

344
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,611
講開又講，我們要彩排

345
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,698
是不是一切都要預先安排？

346
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,951
- 有甚麼問題？
- 不，無問題

347
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,120
我只是…不知道

348
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,872
我…以為我們…

349
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,625
會想那個時刻更加…

350
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,171
不知道，即興

351
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,339
那可是一個典禮

352
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,383
莎恩，那需要下點工夫

353
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,678
或者有點像婚姻本身

354
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,014
甚麼？你還好嗎？

355
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,183
我很好

356
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,686
你對我們的關係有點動搖了？

357
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,354
沒有

358
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,483
那發生甚麼事了？

359
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,155
你好似…

360
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,325
一架新車，堅尼

361
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,204
買車的時候

362
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,373
大部分其實是買品牌背後的故事

363
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,375
還有駕駛時的感覺

364
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,795
揸車時要被人見到

365
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:01,215
車給人的感覺

366
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,593
我鍾意和你一起的感覺

367
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,387
被人看到和你一起的感覺

368
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,599
甚至鍾意和你一起的自己

369
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,269
其實好正，因為我並不總是鍾意自己

370
00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:18,774
我…

371
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,362
我非常愛你，莎恩

372
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,499
或者不是命中註定

373
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,085
- 當然是命中註定
- 媽…

374
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,963
我打給你不是要你勸我取消婚禮

375
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:42,422
我打來只是想和你傾傾

376
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,216
對，但我現在不方便傾

377
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,218
我和爸爸在參加摔角博覽會

378
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,387
甚麼？點解？

379
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,805
因為你說過的一句話

380
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:50,889
關於蛋糕？

381
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:54,643
他來了，我…之後再和你傾，拜

382
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,316
- 準備好
- 準備好

383
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,194
唏，今日，我們可以…

384
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,072
忘了那件事嗎？

385
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,535
當然

386
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,248
好，我們出發

387
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,221
（橙縣摔角博覽會）

388
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,648
嘩，他們都是你的人？

389
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,901
已經是過去式了，他們以前是我的人

390
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,194
衰神

391
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,488
喱士

392
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,868
噢，真估不到

393
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,246
噢，真估不到

394
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,832
噢，真估不到

395
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:02,628
嘩

396
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:03,712
嘩

397
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,550
噢，真不敢相信

398
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,053
你還記得瑪歌嗎？

399
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,971
- 嗨
- 瑪歌

400
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,390
- 你記得見過她嗎？
- 記得，你當時只有三歲

401
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,434
就像昨天發生的事

402
00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,019
我真是老了

403
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,187
你睇落很索

404
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,024
我一陣要去影相，所以…

405
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:25,943
唉，我和你們都斷聯了

406
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:29,029
你好似搬了去墨爾本，就在你和皮革…

407
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,114
皮革對我來說已經死了

408
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,659
明白

409
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,537
那麼發生什麼事？你人間蒸發了

410
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,871
- 還是…
- 噢，差不多

411
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,040
我去了讀法律

412
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,000
- 甚麼？
- 對

413
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,877
我在科斯塔梅薩開了辦公室

414
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,421
- 小小的事務所
- 衰神…

415
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,591
- 可以影張相嗎？
- 開始了

416
00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,176
- 不好意思
- 去吧

417
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,594
- 抱歉
- 唏，各位

418
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:55,389
嘩，你看，大家都鍾意你爸爸

419
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,807
他們愛他

420
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,397
- 非常感謝
- 我們不如表演一下吧？

421
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,483
來吧…謝利哥叫你過去了

422
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,819
- 不了，我不想
- 來吧，懷舊一下

423
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,154
來吧，大佬，上來

424
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,453
喱士…

425
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,163
就像踩單車一樣

426
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,791
對，大佬，他怕了

427
00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:31,175
衰神…

428
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,557
衰神

429
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,197
（橙縣摔角）

430
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,199
上吧，上啊，老友

431
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,826
上啊

432
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:00,954
嘢

433
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,251
衰神

434
00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:08,962
大佬，我愛你

435
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:10,797
現在給我來個過肩摔

436
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,470
你們覺得怎樣？

437
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,180
現在你們可以盡情歡呼了

438
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:41,620
擋住這一拳，來個即興演出，我會執手尾

439
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,163
你別放水啊

440
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,468
喱士…

441
00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,138
喱士…

442
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,015
一、二、三

443
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:08,146
喱士…

444
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,607
好了，靚仔，你可以起身了

445
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,734
- 我起不了身
- 甚麼？

446
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,153
我…動不了

447
00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,199
唏

448
00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,163
他說他沒事，但不太能動

449
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,915
他們會送我們去緊急救護中心

450
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,710
安那翰某個地方

451
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,379
好，我等陣再打給你

452
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,924
兄弟

453
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,093
衰神

454
00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:39,720
唏，衰神

455
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:42,890
你還好嗎？

456
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,225
好了一點

457
00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:47,895
我當時只是在抽搐而已

458
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:51,315
聽住，靠近一點

459
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,319
等我們去到救護中心

460
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:58,447
醫生應該會問我有沒有吸毒史

461
00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,698
我會話無

462
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,909
之後我們再想辦法

463
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,786
我會拒絕服食他們要我帶回家的任何東西

464
00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,706
從我經驗所知

465
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,792
一旦提起，他們即刻把你當罪犯看待

466
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,338
好

467
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,256
還有…

468
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,932
之前批判你，我大錯特錯

469
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:28,393
我很抱歉

470
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,562
我只是想保護你

471
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,564
但你在做的事情

472
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,317
我們只是在表演

473
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444
娛樂大眾

474
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:41,448
喱士也好，衰神也罷

475
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,702
- 或者…
- 餓鬼

476
00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:47,788
那是我在用的化名

477
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,832
我鍾意

478
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,336
我愛你

479
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,173
我會企你那邊

480
00:29:58,882 --> 00:29:59,967
無論發生甚麼事都好

481
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,100
你兒子的父親
我知道你講過不想再提起他

482
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:11,353
但這個年輕人有意識到自己做了父親嗎？

483
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,655
他…

484
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:23,657
他曾是我的老師

485
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:25,742
你說甚麼？

486
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,620
是我在富勒頓的文學教授

487
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,165
你的老師？

488
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:33,667
我簽了保密協議

489
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,128
也就是說我不能返學校上堂

490
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,380
但他給了我錢，所以事情告一段落

491
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,340
瑪歌，他…給你錢？

492
00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,176
- 你怎麼…你到底…
- 我們…

493
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,428
- 之後再傾，好嗎？
- 激死我

494
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,055
激…

495
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,270
你肯定他沒事？

496
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,148
醫生說他無大礙

497
00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:59,193
脊椎融合手術或其他方面都沒有受到影響

498
00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,737
對，他可以行路，是嗎？

499
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,947
對，他們其實鼓勵他行路

500
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,991
他基本上是僵住了

501
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,327
但應該是因為搬紙箱，而不是摔角

502
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:11,914
- 睇住他
- 對，我之所以打給你…

503
00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:13,624
我沒有睇住他

504
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:14,958
甚麼？

505
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,878
他20分鐘前出去散步

506
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,421
- 但他睇落還好
- 蘇絲

507
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:23,592
聽住，實在很難睇住兩個不同的人

508
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:24,676
對，沒錯

509
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,137
一個可以行路，一個不行

510
00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:28,514
阿鬼，過來

511
00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,432
- 我們時間無多
- 來了

512
00:31:31,183 --> 00:31:32,684
抱歉，我再打給你

513
00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,354
好，準備就緒

514
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,397
我只想說一次

515
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,066
如果你不想做，沒關係

516
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,610
畢竟加入容易抽身難

517
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,656
- 我要加入
- 好

518
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,951
既然如此
你要開TikTok和Instagram帳號

519
00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,744
- 我有Instagram
- 不對，寶貝

520
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:54,081
你要用餓鬼的身份
開TikTok和Instagram帳號

521
00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:55,874
再連結到你的Onlyfans帳號

522
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:57,668
和你的個人帳號完全分離

523
00:31:57,751 --> 00:32:00,963
儘量不要讓網民知道你在做甚麼
因為他們會起你底

524
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,632
摧毀你的人生，你明的
真身上網是個禁忌

525
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,467
- 好
- 你會收到無數個私訊

526
00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,885
叫你去死

527
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,596
或者用芝士刨自毀下體

528
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,849
所以你要搵個深不見底的力量來源

529
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,308
從中汲取力量，明白嗎？

530
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,686
這是甚麼？

531
00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,563
保密協議和免責聲明

532
00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:18,939
你必須簽

533
00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,399
因為你的人生將會翻天覆地

534
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,568
要是有個萬一，我們不希望你告我們

535
00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,152
那…死就死

536
00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,031
好了，你個西如何？

537
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,702
- 甚麼？
- 傻豬，我講緊你下面

538
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:32,953
你的私密照賣幾錢？

539
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:34,997
噢，我還沒露過

540
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,123
甚麼？

541
00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:37,833
從來無影過下面的私密照？

542
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,877
只有波和籮柚

543
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,045
那其實是好事

544
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,964
不，好到極

545
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,717
你不能把私密照出道浪費掉
那是頭等大事

546
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,969
- 人生大事
- 不，我們當時不知道

547
00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,762
入行幾個禮拜後就送大禮

548
00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:51,972
- 那簡直…
- 姐妹

549
00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:56,393
- 白費好西
- 我們的私密照只賣3蚊，可悲之極

550
00:32:57,519 --> 00:32:59,438
噢，正啊，我諗到了

551
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,190
你的第一張私密照

552
00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,442
我們要你扮成怪獸女孩

553
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:07,237
- 怪獸女孩？
- 對，性感怪獸

554
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,573
例如爬牆、爬天花板

555
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:10,908
個頭周圍飛

556
00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:14,244
你要好似真正的餓鬼浮在半空
準備要咬人賓周

557
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,788
噢，正啊，就像《咒怨》一樣

558
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,000
對…就是，你要腿張開

559
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,877
然後有隻手從你個西伸出來

560
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,670
那隻手裏面又有另一個西

561
00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:25,005
再伸出另一隻手

562
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,174
- 就是一個無限西
- 我超鍾意

563
00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,426
- 你這個主意好到極
- 你也贊成吧？

564
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,013
你知道嗎？我要深思熟慮一下

565
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,350
好吧，靚女，你個西你話事

566
00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,771
好了，不如話我們知
你那些改寫世界的偉大想法是甚麼吧？

567
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,115
基寶教授，不好意思，打擾了

568
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,701
占士米勒

569
00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,037
嗨

570
00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,373
你好嗎？

571
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,250
我還好

572
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,754
對於一個54歲、有個女兒

573
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:08,090
姓米勒的男人來說，還好

574
00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,637
你弄痛我了

575
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,929
甚麼？握手弄痛你了？

576
00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:17,724
握手有力，是良好品格的體現

577
00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:19,851
你應當提倡良好品格

578
00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,937
對嗎？教授

579
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,983
我的意思是，如果你有細路

580
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,068
你也想他們將來有良好品格

581
00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:29,902
對嗎？

582
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,322
你真的弄痛我了

583
00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:42,309
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