1 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:18,018 ["Blow My Mind" playing] 2 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,252 [mystical music playing] 3 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,138 [Margo] Congratulations! 4 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,432 Your penis is a Tentacruel 5 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:42,269 with bulging pink glans and glittering mushroom blue veins. 6 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,104 Your penis is filled with a… 7 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,689 quiet menace. 8 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,360 Hmm. 9 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:56,116 Your Bulbasaur's special move is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum. 10 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,451 Watch out for… 11 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,453 Accidental pregnancies. 12 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,045 Your Flygon's special move is Poison Prison. 13 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,633 In which you ask a girl for so many reassurances that she loves you, 14 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,176 that she stops loving you. 15 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,429 [chuckles] 16 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,139 Hmm. [sucks teeth] 17 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,682 [gasps, sighs] 18 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,850 [groans] 19 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:27,773 Your Gengar's special moves are Ooze Attack and Clear Body, 20 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,192 in which your penis completely disappears, 21 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,154 which can happen when it's cold out or if you hear your mother's voice. 22 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,910 [gasps] Whoa. 23 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,245 [chuckles] 24 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,830 Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon. 25 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,917 Pikachu, Pikachu. 26 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,753 And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo! 27 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,838 Achoo! 28 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,635 [shutter clicking] 29 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,432 You got 200 fans? 30 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,309 - A hundred-ninety-six to be exact. - [scoffs] 31 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,728 And you're just describing dicks as Pokémon? 32 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:11,233 Turns out the ones that hate their dicks, they tip the most. 33 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,527 - [chuckles] That is amazing. - [chuckles] 34 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:19,074 No, what's amazing is WangMangler99. She has 50,000 fans. 35 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,493 [sighs] But no one can find me. 36 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,037 I need more exposure if I want more subscribers. 37 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,666 That's why I need to hook up with someone who's better at this than I am. 38 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,042 - Mmm. - [sniffs] 39 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,546 [chuckles] Mmm. 40 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,424 Aw. [chuckles] Who's the cutest? 41 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:36,633 Isn't he the cutest? 42 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,801 Yes, he is. 43 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,804 ["Shout at the Devil" playing] 44 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,726 ♪ Shout, shout, shout ♪ 45 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,731 ♪ Shout, shout, shout ♪ 46 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:51,940 ♪ Shout at the devil! ♪ 47 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,693 - [Susie] Nice. - [shutter clicking] 48 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,112 [both] Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. 49 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,698 - Boobs. Boobs. - [chuckles] 50 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,117 It's so meta, dude. [chuckles] 51 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:05,204 Don't make me look too fancy. We want things to feel authentic. 52 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,956 I know. I just have a thing about flat lighting. 53 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,374 [shutter clicks] 54 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,376 Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff? 55 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,879 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please. 56 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:18,007 Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet. But anything else. 57 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,512 - Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair. - Like this? Like that? 58 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,096 - [shutter clicks] - Sick. 59 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,265 - You wanna see? - Yeah. 60 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,683 [Susie] There you go. 61 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,976 [chuckles] 62 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,772 Oh, my God. These are funny. 63 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,690 [Susie] They're also hot. 64 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,858 [Margo exhales] 65 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,151 Where you going? 66 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,946 Well, day job does call from time to time. 67 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,906 Shuffling papers in the education mines. 68 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,699 Oh, right. 69 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:44,910 What? 70 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,995 [inhales deeply] Hmm, nothing. Just… 71 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:49,706 jealous, is all. 72 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,459 Sorry. 73 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,762 [Jinx groans, sighs] 74 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,723 [sniffs, sighs] 75 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,810 What are those? 76 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:13,981 Uh, Cheri just shipped me all of my belongings. 77 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,734 [sighs] Media Mail. The cruelest class. 78 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,821 Kind of makes it official when your stuff gets sent. 79 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,699 You've been in your room a lot. 80 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,618 Yeah, so have you. 81 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:29,037 In Susie's room. What are you two doing in there? 82 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:32,040 [stammers] We're making educational videos. 83 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,125 Ah. 84 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:05,532 Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour hot wax all over my tits for free. Ooh. 85 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,327 [content creator] Yeah, guys, it's-it's a very complicated process. 86 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,662 If you wanna see that, we'll do a payment plan, okay? 87 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,915 But we have to lay down a tarp. 88 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,584 We have to get protective eyewear. 89 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,586 - It's like a whole situation. - You gotta think of the furniture. 90 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,547 - You have to think of the furniture. - Somebody think of the furniture. 91 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,090 [chuckles] 92 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,801 [content creator] I want to go to a scare zone right now. 93 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,303 I need to go to a haunted maze. 94 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,055 You like the one with the spiders 95 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,932 - at Knott's Scary Farm. - You know damn well… 96 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,184 [content creator] But she doesn't like the clowns that come and jump at you… 97 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,019 Knott's, huh? 98 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,525 [gasps] 99 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,109 - Wait. - [typing] 100 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,240 [chuckles] 101 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,909 I knew it. I knew it. 102 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,869 That's the Huntington Beach pier. 103 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,454 You woke me for this? 104 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,081 - These girls are locals. - Okay. 105 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,375 With like 50,000 fans each. 106 00:06:56,458 --> 00:07:00,337 Last week, they had a couple thousand people watching their stream, live. 107 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,507 HungryGhost needs to be buddies with these girls. 108 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,217 Hmm, it does sound beneficial. 109 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,220 I'm gonna message 'em. Hmm. Okay. 110 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:13,016 "Hi, I love your streams and I also live in Orange County 111 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,893 and I would love to be a guest someday, 112 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:20,566 if you would be willing to help a new creator survive in this crazy world." 113 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,442 No, you're being way too thirsty. 114 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,736 "PS. Big fan." 115 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,154 You said that already. 116 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:29,741 And $50 tip. [clicks tongue] 117 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,244 You can't buy buddies, Margo. 118 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,328 Watch me. 119 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,707 [birds chirping] 120 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:43,964 Zero response. 121 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,385 [sighs] 122 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,553 [computer chimes] 123 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,812 [scoffs] "Ha ha." 124 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,356 That's what I get for $50? 125 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,859 "Ha ha." Okay. 126 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,487 "Fuck the fuck off, 127 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:13,869 you flat-lit, flat-ass, Orange County, trash heap bitches." 128 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,787 [sighs] 129 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,791 Fuck you. [sighs] 130 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:20,959 [computer chimes] 131 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,840 What? 132 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,474 "Titmouse"? 133 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,226 What do you mean you're going over there? 134 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,227 I mean, I'm going over there. 135 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:43,732 I paid them 50 bucks. I deserve satisfaction. 136 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,026 These could be dangerous people. 137 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,529 Well, huh. I can be dangerous too. 138 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,573 - Hey, how we doing? - Hey, hi. 139 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,868 Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours? I have a job interview. 140 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:58,080 Uh, yeah. It just so happens my schedule's free today. 141 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,206 [Bodhi cooing on monitor] 142 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:00,958 [Susie] Margo. 143 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,049 [buzzer rings] 144 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,134 [inhales deeply, sighs] 145 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,263 - [hip-hop music playing on speakers] - Hey. 146 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,853 [sighs] 147 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:25,983 Hey. Oh, ah. Don't take it personal, sweetie. 148 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,569 She's just really annoyed at you. Come inside. 149 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:29,862 Hi, um, I'm-- 150 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,613 [exclaims] HungryGhost. 151 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:35,534 We protect our precious identities around here. I'm SucculentRose. 152 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:39,079 Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica. 153 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,789 You look "funkadelic." 154 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,292 You got some balls to actually show up here. [chuckles] 155 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,003 - [dog barks] - Aw. Hi, baby. 156 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,296 That's Biotch. 157 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,756 She's a thousand years old. She hates the Roomba. 158 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,009 And KC. 159 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:56,013 I mean, WangMangler. [chuckles] 160 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,849 She acts mean, but really it's an affectation. 161 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,684 In actuality, she's fine. 162 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,395 Right, you're fine? Use your words. 163 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,982 Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50 164 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,819 and all I got back was "Ha ha" and it triggered me. 165 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:14,865 Aw. It triggered you? You're not getting back your 50 bucks. 166 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,952 Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi. 167 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,458 She's really pretty and young. 168 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,834 So, what are we? Chopped liver? 169 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,755 No. You've been saying it's time for us to introduce some new characters 170 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:35,010 and our lighting is flat. Maybe she can help. [sighs] 171 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,387 [sighs] Look at her, she's green. 172 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,473 Green? I'm not that green. 173 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,933 Don't get crazy, girl. [chuckles] 174 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,684 [chuckles] Oh, yeah, you're not that green? 175 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,187 You showed up to a random person's house in the middle of the week, 176 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,940 wearing fucking space buns. You don't even know us. 177 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,024 She's got a point. 178 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,609 [KC] Did you even share your location with anybody? 179 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,779 It's just not something that an experienced person does. 180 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,199 We could be human traffickers. Skin suit people. You don't know. 181 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,910 But you're not human traffickers. 182 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,578 You don't know. 183 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,330 What's skin suit people? 184 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,916 Like the movie that we watched the other day. Like Buffalo Bill. 185 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,209 - Oh. - [KC] Yeah. 186 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,919 He was sweet and he loved his little dog too. 187 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,964 Either way, you're not ready. 188 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,549 [Rose] I think she's right. 189 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:16,635 You know, you risk being a liability. 190 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,096 [chuckles] 191 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,393 Guys, look, I know that I am new to this… 192 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:30,315 [sighs] …but I am so, so eager to collaborate. 193 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:36,572 And I've been told that I'm a really good writer by people. 194 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,243 I've got big ideas, world-transforming concepts 195 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,413 to drive your numbers up and up and up. 196 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,708 [presenter on TV] There she goes. 197 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,961 And listen to this crowd. Electric! 198 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,506 As Leather and Lace take on Jinx. 199 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,300 Oh, my goodness. 200 00:11:56,383 --> 00:12:00,053 See? You get him around. 201 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,763 You see, how she's got him? 202 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,557 [chattering on TV] 203 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,517 - [knocks on door] - [grunts] 204 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,062 Guess again, ladies! 205 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,232 [grunting] 206 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,317 [presenter] Brutal… 207 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,112 Hello. 208 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,781 Hello. 209 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,662 - Where's Margo? - Job interview. 210 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,831 Goddamn it. 211 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,460 You watching yourself fight women, Jinx? 212 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,381 No. It's just an old match with Leather and Lace. 213 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,426 She was supposed to do wedding prep with me today. 214 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,011 You can't reschedule? 215 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,596 You can't unbake a cake. 216 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,518 Marcy from the church has a bakery in Yorba Linda… 217 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,104 How is church, Shyanne? Are you enjoying church? 218 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:56,443 And she's doing our wedding cake for free, but I have to pick the flavor. 219 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,111 What's your favorite Psalm? 220 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,906 Mmm. And there is no way I am stuffing myself 221 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,242 with all this sugar so close to the date. 222 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,828 I happen to have developed quite a refined palate. 223 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:08,872 Mmm. 224 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,335 - Fine. Go for it. - Yeah? 225 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,461 Mm-hmm. 226 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,046 All right. 227 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,006 [babbling] 228 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,384 Hi, baby. Hmm. 229 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,136 - You got him? - Uh-huh. 230 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:26,223 Hey. Hey, baby. 231 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,975 [Bodhi crying] 232 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,059 This one's… 233 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,562 - [shushes] - [Jinx] Mmm… 234 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,314 Mmm. Mmm. 235 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,484 Nice crumb. 236 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:43,448 [chuckles] Mmm. Mmm. 237 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,576 - What the fuck? - Mmm. 238 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,161 He just cries with me. 239 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,914 [stammers] I pass him back and… 240 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,249 Bend your knees. 241 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,502 - I'm sorry? - Go ahead. Bend 'em. 242 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,299 [chuckles] I didn't say squat. Just slightly. 243 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,092 Okay. 244 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:06,180 [exclaiming] 245 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,515 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 246 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:09,641 [Shyanne] Mm-hmm. 247 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,894 - Yeah. It's all in the legs. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,315 When you bend the knees, kinda works like a shock system. 249 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,442 They feel safe. Mmm. 250 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238 What? 251 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:28,952 I don't suppose you could've shared this with me back then? 252 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,875 When you walked out on her, she was a baby, you know? 253 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:40,839 Of all the times when she would need to be held, 254 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,219 would need to be made to feel safe, and you? 255 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,931 No, couldn't bother to say to me just bend your fucking knees. 256 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,724 What's your problem, Shyanne? 257 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,812 My problem is that she has always innately… 258 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,774 I mean, you don't even know her. 259 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:03,904 [stammering] And she doesn't have the slightest idea of you. 260 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:10,160 And yet, with you she feels held and she feels safe. 261 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,789 [groans] I'm sorry. 262 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:19,002 I'm sorry. Oh, just wedding stress and the planning. 263 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,004 [groans] I'm just… 264 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,089 [grunts] 265 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,886 [sighs] Sometimes I think the whole wedding industrial complex is… 266 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:32,432 [chuckles] …is designed to, uh, make a woman feel like a failure. 267 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,438 This one right here, is the one. 268 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,150 It's pink champagne. 269 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,042 [sniffs] 270 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,841 [slow instrumental music playing] 271 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,448 Ooh, hello, sexy Zelda. You're born to cosplay, bitch. 272 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,241 [shutter clicking] 273 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,827 [Susie sighs] I still can't believe they actually asked you to collab. 274 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,372 Well, it's just a trial. A couple photo shoots in their weird sex-loft. 275 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,208 - Ooh. - A mutually beneficial agreement. 276 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,376 [Susie] Mm-hmm. 277 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,545 They're worried that they're gonna get stale. 278 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,005 - And I'm fresh meat. - Oh. 279 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,256 High in Omega-3s. 280 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,758 Oh, gobble, gobble. 281 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,261 Think I might actually make a real living out of this. 282 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,276 - Hey, cool dad shirt. - [chuckles] 283 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,280 Listen, um… 284 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,159 There's this fan expo. 285 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,288 It's, uh, it's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers. 286 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,165 Signing autographs, that sorta thing. 287 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:25,921 I typically avoid 'em because they're for somebody I used to be, 288 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,506 which I'm not now. 289 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,721 How would you feel about coming with me? 290 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,101 - Everything okay? - Your mother made a remark. 291 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:44,273 How you don't have the slightest idea of me. 292 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,775 - [chuckles] That's not true. - It's true enough. 293 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:51,446 Anyway, it would be good for you to get a glimpse of my prior life. 294 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,282 The prior me. 295 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,910 I'm-I'm trying. 296 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,122 This is me trying. 297 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,792 I think he might be depressed. 298 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,045 Or it was what I said. 299 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:10,591 Mm-hmm. Nice. 300 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,217 Okay, um… 301 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,470 Well, you know, it's natural for a father to want to know his daughter 302 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:20,142 and for said daughter to have feelings if she doesn't actually know him. 303 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,727 True. 304 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,645 Mm-hmm. 305 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,607 I think I might talk to him. You know, clear the air. 306 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,817 It'll be fine. 307 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,113 - Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky? - [screams] No! No! 308 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,698 [screams] Never mind! 309 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,952 [panting] 310 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,079 [Susie] Oh, my God. 311 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,918 I'm sorry. Uh, I should've assumed. 312 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,254 I mean, I guess it makes sense that you and Susie 313 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,798 would be in a romantic relationship 314 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,009 - and decide not to tell me. - Ugh. That's… 315 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,345 That's not it at all. 316 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,429 Okay. 317 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,766 Then… Then what? 318 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,435 [sighs] It's… 319 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,271 my job. 320 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,774 [Jinx] Your job? 321 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:14,238 [inhales deeply, sighs] Um… 322 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,074 I'm just gonna say it. 323 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,747 I made an account on OnlyFans and that's my job. 324 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,458 You're on OnlyFans? 325 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,545 [Margo] I am. 326 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,881 It's, um… It's mainly writing. 327 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,968 It's like descriptive prose, really. 328 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,971 There are… There are sometimes some images. 329 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,723 Oh. May I see? 330 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,102 Um, absolutely not. [laughs] 331 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,146 So, it's pornography. 332 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,983 [stammers] It's not pornography. 333 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,026 Sometimes there's… 334 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,737 some nudity. 335 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,406 Oh, God. Margo. 336 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,033 Oh, I hate this. I hate it. 337 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,369 You don't wanna be one of those kinds of girls. 338 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,540 What kind of girls? 339 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,210 Sluts? Those kind of girls? 340 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,130 Girls who use sex and exhibitionism to get what they want. 341 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,303 [mutters] This is not you. 342 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,348 So… 343 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,809 what's me? 344 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,853 Why don't you tell me what's me? 345 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,064 Well, my mom worked at Hooters and my father was a pro wrestler. 346 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,109 So, tell me what's me. 347 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,320 What about Bodhi's dad? 348 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,822 - What does he think about this? - No. He doesn't get a vote. 349 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,325 - He's not in the picture. - Well, he may one day 350 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,286 - want to reenter the picture. - I don't wanna talk about him ever. 351 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,375 This is not something an honorable person does. 352 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,586 I have a son… 353 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,048 who needs to be provided for. 354 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,345 How dare you judge me? 355 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,307 ["Be My Baby" playing] 356 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:12,940 ♪ The night we met I knew I needed you so ♪ 357 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:19,780 ♪ And if I had the chance I'd never let you go ♪ 358 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,490 - [knocks on door] - Hey. 359 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,075 - [music stops] - [Shyanne] Hey. 360 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,160 - What are you doing? - What do you mean what am I doing? 361 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,120 I'm picking you up to do our errands. 362 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,331 Do you remember we have a wedding coming up? 363 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,417 No, I mean what are you doing suddenly jerking the radio off like that? 364 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,169 Like what? 365 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,255 Like you didn't want me to hear what was playing. 366 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,339 Was it vulgar? 367 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,093 [laughs] No, it was not vulgar. 368 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,137 [stammers] Well, why didn't you want me to hear? 369 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,265 Uh… 370 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:47,891 [sighs] 371 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,687 I was listening to some sample wedding songs 372 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,106 and I thought I'd surprise you. 373 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,817 We have our wedding song. 374 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,611 W-Which we need to rehearse, by the way. 375 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:02,698 [sighs] Does everything have to be so orchestrated? 376 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,951 - What's the matter? - No, nothing's the matter. 377 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,120 I just… I just… I don't know. 378 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,872 I… I would think we… 379 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,625 we would want the moment to be… 380 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,171 I don't know, more spontaneous. 381 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,339 W-Well, it's a ceremony, you know? 382 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,383 It takes work, Shyanne. 383 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,678 Probably a bit like marriage itself. 384 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,014 What? Are you okay? 385 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,183 Yeah, I'm fine. 386 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,686 Are you, uh, having second thoughts about us? 387 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,354 No. 388 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,483 Well, then what's going on? 389 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,068 [sighs] 390 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,155 You're like a… 391 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,325 a new car, Kenny. 392 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,204 When people buy automobiles, 393 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,373 more times than not, they're buying the narrative. 394 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,375 The, um, driving it. 395 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,795 Being seen driving in it. 396 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:01,215 The way the car makes them feel. 397 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,593 I like how I feel when I'm with you. 398 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,387 Being seen with you 399 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,599 and I even like me with you. 400 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,269 That's awesome because I don't always like myself. 401 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:18,774 I… 402 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,362 I love you so much, Shyanne. 403 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,499 [Margo] Well, maybe it's not meant to be. 404 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,085 - [Shyanne] Of course it was meant to be. - Mom-- 405 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,963 I didn't call you to talk me out of my marriage. 406 00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:42,422 I just called to talk. 407 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,216 Yeah, well, I can't talk right now. 408 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,218 I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad. 409 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,387 What? Why? 410 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,805 Because of something you said. 411 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:50,889 About the cake? 412 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:54,643 And now here he is. So, I'll just… I'll talk to you later. Bye. 413 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,316 - All set. - All set. 414 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,194 Hey, uh, for today, can we… 415 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,072 can we just forget about that? 416 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,785 Of course. 417 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,954 ["MF From Hell" playing] 418 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,248 Well, here we go. 419 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:21,753 [bell rings] 420 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,803 [crowd cheering] 421 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:36,894 Whoo! 422 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,648 Wow. So, these are your people? 423 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:43,901 [Jinx] Uh, past tense. These were my people. 424 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,194 [wrestler] Jinx? 425 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,488 Lace? 426 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,868 Oh, my God. 427 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,246 Oh, my God. 428 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,832 - Oh, my God. - [chuckles] 429 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:02,628 Wow. 430 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:03,712 Wow. 431 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,797 [both chuckling] 432 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,550 [Jinx] Oh, my God. 433 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,053 [stammers] Uh, do you remember Margo? 434 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,971 - Hi. - Margo. 435 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,390 - Do you remember meeting her? - Yeah, you were like, three. 436 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,434 Feels like yesterday. 437 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,019 - [Margo chuckles] - Now I feel old. 438 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:21,522 - You look fantastic. - Oh. 439 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,024 Well, I'm doing some photos later, so… 440 00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:25,943 Man, I lost all track. 441 00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:29,029 I assumed you moved to Melbourne after you and Leather… 442 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,114 Leather is dead to me. 443 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,659 Fair enough. 444 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,537 So-So what happened? You fall off the end of the earth 445 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,871 - or… - Oh, pretty much. 446 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,040 I went to law school. 447 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,000 - Say what? - Yeah. 448 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,877 I have an office in Costa Mesa. 449 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,421 - A nice little practice. - Jinx? Jinx. 450 00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:47,965 Uh. 451 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,591 - Can we get a photo? - There we go. 452 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,176 - Excuse me. - Go for it. 453 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,594 - Sorry. - Hey, guys. 454 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:55,389 Wow. Look at that. People love your dad. 455 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,432 - [chuckles] - They just love him. 456 00:25:57,516 --> 00:25:59,184 - Aw. - [shutter clicks] 457 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:00,310 [imitates choking] 458 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,397 - Thank you so much. - How about we give 'em a little show? 459 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,483 - Uh. [chuckles] - Come on. Come on. Jericho's game. 460 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,819 - Whoa. No. I don't think so. - Yes. For old time's sake. 461 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,154 Come on, man. Come on. 462 00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:15,200 [crowd cheering] 463 00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,453 [crowd chanting] Lace! Lace! Lace! 464 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,163 Just like riding a bike. 465 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,791 [fan] Yeah, man! He's scared! 466 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:31,175 - [crowd chanting] Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! - [bell rings] 467 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,557 [announcer] Jinx! 468 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,475 [crowd cheers] 469 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,103 [crowd] Whoo! 470 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:48,025 Whoo! 471 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,199 [Lace] Come on now. Come on, old man. 472 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,826 Come on! 473 00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:59,536 [crowd cheering] 474 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:00,954 Yeah! 475 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,251 [Jericho] Jinx. 476 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:08,962 I love you, man. 477 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:10,797 Now give me a hip toss. 478 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,470 What do you think about that? 479 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,180 Now you can make some noise! 480 00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:19,473 [whoops] 481 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:22,017 [grunts] 482 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,436 [crowd cheering] 483 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:28,315 [crowd laughs] 484 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:33,487 [kisses] 485 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:38,534 [both grunting] 486 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:41,620 Just block this punch. Shoot me off. I'll take care of you. 487 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,163 Don't you dare take it easy on me. 488 00:27:50,546 --> 00:27:51,964 - [grunts] - [bones crack] 489 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,468 - [cheering] - [crowd chanting] Lace! Lace! Lace! 490 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:57,719 [chuckles] 491 00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,138 - [crowd chanting] Lace! Lace! Lace! - [grunts] 492 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,015 One, two, three! 493 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:04,935 - [bell rings] - [crowd cheering] 494 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:08,146 Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! 495 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,607 Okay, lover boy. You can get up now. 496 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,734 - I actually can't. - What? 497 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,153 I just… I can't move. 498 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,199 Hey. 499 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,163 [Margo] He says he's fine, but he can't quite move, 500 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,915 so they're sending us to urgent care. 501 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,710 Anaheim somewhere. 502 00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,379 Okay. I-I'll call you in a bit. 503 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,009 - [inhales, sighs] - Oh, Dude! 504 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,093 Oh, Jinx! 505 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,720 - [Jinx mumbling] - [fan] Hey, Jinx! 506 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:42,890 How you doing? 507 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:44,892 Uh, better. 508 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:47,895 I think I was just in spasm. 509 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:51,315 Listen. Come a little closer. 510 00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:53,108 Um… 511 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,319 When we get to urgent care, 512 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:58,447 the doc is probably gonna ask me if I have any history with drugs. 513 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,698 I'm just gonna say no. 514 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,909 We can figure it out after. 515 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,786 I can just refuse to take whatever they send me home with. 516 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,706 I just know from my experience, 517 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,792 as soon as you bring it up, they instantly treat you like a criminal. 518 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,338 Okay. 519 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,256 Also… 520 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,932 I was so wrong to judge you before. 521 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:28,393 I'm sorry. 522 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,562 I was feeling protective of you. 523 00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,564 But what you're doing, 524 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,317 we're all just putting on a show. 525 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444 Entertaining. 526 00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:41,448 As Lace or as Jinx. 527 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,702 - Or as? - HungryGhost. 528 00:29:45,786 --> 00:29:47,788 Mmm. That's what I'm calling myself. 529 00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:49,122 [chuckles] 530 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,832 I like it. 531 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,336 And I love you. 532 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,173 And I'm gonna be there by your side. 533 00:29:58,882 --> 00:29:59,967 No matter what. 534 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,100 The father. I know you told me to never talk to you about him, 535 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:11,353 but is this young man even aware that he is a father? 536 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,655 He… uh… 537 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:23,657 He was my teacher. 538 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:25,742 I beg your pardon? 539 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,620 [Margo] My lit professor at Fullerton. 540 00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,165 Your teacher? 541 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:33,667 I signed an NDA. 542 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,128 And it means I can't go back to school. 543 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,380 But he paid me, so it's done. 544 00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,340 Margo, he… he fucking paid you? 545 00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,176 - What are you… What are you even… - Just… 546 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,428 - We'll just talk about this later. Okay? - Fuck. 547 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,472 Fu… [sighs] 548 00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,270 You're sure he's okay? 549 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,148 [Margo] The doctor said he's completely fine. 550 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:59,193 No compromise to the spinal fusion or anything. 551 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,737 Yes. And he's okay to walk, right? 552 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,947 Yeah. They actually recommended walking. 553 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,991 Basically, he just seized up. 554 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,327 Probably more from moving boxes than wrestling. 555 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:11,914 - Just keep an eye on him. - Yeah, uh, the reason I called… 556 00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:13,624 I haven't got an eye on him. 557 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:14,958 What? 558 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:17,878 Uh, well, he went for a walk about 20 minutes ago. 559 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,421 - But he seemed okay. - Susie. 560 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,965 Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on… 561 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,676 [singsongy] …two different people. Yes, it is. 562 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,137 One who can walk, and one who can't. 563 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:28,514 [KC] Ghost, come on. 564 00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:31,099 - We don't got all day. - I'm coming. [sighs] 565 00:31:31,183 --> 00:31:32,684 I'm sorry. I'll call you back. 566 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,354 Okay. All set. 567 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,397 I just wanna say one time, 568 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,066 if you don't wanna do this, it's okay. 569 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,610 It's easier to get in than it is to get out. 570 00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,656 - I want in. - Okay. 571 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,951 Well, in that case, you need to make a TikTok and an Instagram. 572 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,744 - I have an Instagram. - Mmm. No, baby. 573 00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:54,081 You need to make a TikTok and an Instagram as your HungryGhost persona. 574 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:55,874 Link it back to your OnlyFans, 575 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:57,668 totally separate from your personal accounts. 576 00:31:57,751 --> 00:32:00,963 And try not to let the civs know what you're doing because they'll dox you. 577 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,632 And destroy your life. You know, put your real identity online. 578 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,467 - Okay. - A lot of times you're gonna get messages 579 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,885 saying that you should kill yourself, 580 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,596 or destroy your pussy with a cheese grater. 581 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,849 So, just find like, a really deep well of strength 582 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,308 and just tap in, you know? 583 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,686 What's this? 584 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,563 - [chuckles] - [singsongy] NDA and waiver. 585 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:18,939 You gotta sign it. 586 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,399 'Cause your life's about to change, girl. 587 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,568 And if not for the better, we can't have you suing us. 588 00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,152 Just… fuck it. 589 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,031 [Rose] Now, where are you with your taco? 590 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,702 - I beg your pardon? - Your vulva, my love. 591 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:32,953 What are you charging for pics? 592 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:34,997 Oh, I haven't even shown that yet. 593 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,123 What? 594 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:37,833 Zero vag pics at all? 595 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,877 Just boobs and butt only. 596 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,045 That's actually really good. 597 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,964 No. Like, that's insanely good. 598 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,717 Like, you cannot waste the vag debut. It's the biggest debut 599 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,969 - you'll make in your life. - No, we had no idea, 600 00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,762 and we wasted ours weeks into the process. 601 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:51,972 - It was just… [blows] - Dude. 602 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:56,393 - Puss in the wind. - And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic. 603 00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:59,438 [gasps] Oh, my God. I got it. 604 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,190 For your first vag shot, 605 00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,442 we'll make you a scary girl. [growls] 606 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:07,237 - Scary girl? - Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl 607 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,573 like, crawling up the walls, on the ceiling 608 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:10,908 and your head's flying around. 609 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:14,244 And you're floating in the air like a real hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick. 610 00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,538 Oh, my god! Like The Grudge. 611 00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,248 [both groaning] 612 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,000 Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open 613 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,877 and then the hand comes out of the puss. 614 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,670 And then there's another puss in the hand 615 00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:25,005 and another hand comes out of that. 616 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,174 - And it's like, infinite puss. - I'm obsessed. 617 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,426 - You give the best ideas. - You love it, right? 618 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,013 You know, I'll marinate on it. 619 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,306 Ugh, fine. 620 00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:36,350 Your vag your choice, girl. 621 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,771 Now, why don't you tell us about some of those big, world-changing ideas you got? 622 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,856 [pop music playing] 623 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:46,068 [music ends] 624 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:47,611 [door opens] 625 00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,115 Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt. 626 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,701 James Millet. 627 00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,037 Hi. 628 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,373 How do you do? 629 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,250 I guess I'm doing okay. 630 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,754 As okay as a 54-year-old man who has a daughter 631 00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:08,090 and the last name Millet could expect to be doing. 632 00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,637 You're hurting me. 633 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,929 What? With my handshake? 634 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:17,724 A firm handshake is a sign of good character. 635 00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:19,851 You would be a proponent of good character, 636 00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,937 wouldn't you, Professor? 637 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,983 I mean, if you had a kid, you would want he or she to grow up 638 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,068 to be a person of good character. 639 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:29,902 Am I right? 640 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,322 You're really hurting me. 641 00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:40,496 - [professor grunts, screams] - [bones cracking]