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(即興喜劇如同上戰場)

2
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(若想殺爆全場
就得有必死的決心)

3
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(FL亞當遜,《即興表演指南》)

4
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有人開槍,重複,有人開槍!

5
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請求支援,有人開槍!

6
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天啊,好像有人搶了
阿爾巴尼亞幫的貨,出發!

7
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(地獄小子)

8
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增援在哪裡?

9
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不!

10
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你們也知道的

11
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汗流浹背,我就喜歡那樣

12
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然後我說:“所以是我
還是那群白痴做空了那支股票?”

13
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你這哪是做空,你是腦袋空空

14
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或者說...

15
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做空...

16
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趁工“作空”檔...

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多多學習...

18
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了解情勢

19
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不要犯錯

20
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等等,他們詢問當沖時
你是怎麼回答的?

21
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我說:“死一邊去!”

22
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阿休,你更新伺服器了嗎?

23
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死一邊去!

24
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我那句“死一邊去”沒有惡意

25
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只是在開玩笑

26
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我是不太懂笑點在哪裡

27
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這不是我們第一次
討論你的人際交流能力了

28
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阿休,做好你的本分

29
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把無線網路維護好
別試著融入大家了

30
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你的網路有問題嗎?

31
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- 沒問題
- 好

32
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{\an8}- 你的名字
- 馬龍史威夫特

33
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你看過劇本了嗎?

34
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我能稍微脫稿演出嗎?

35
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我一直覺得即興表演
能幫助我挖掘角色的靈魂

36
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好啊,沒問題

37
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這不是難

38
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而是不可能,珍妮佛

39
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受困於一個無法如你所願的身體中

40
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不

41
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別這樣,珍妮佛

42
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我求你了

43
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你不要給我哭

44
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你不要這樣,小珍

45
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這不是你的錯
我很渴望你,但我的身體...

46
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抱歉,馬龍
我們試試看...照劇本來吧

47
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保持堅挺並非難事

48
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“一飛沖天”助你重振雄風

49
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我受夠了,泰瑞,我要像樣的工作

50
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- 是喔?披薩騎士
- 我讀了三年的戲劇學校

51
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- 不是為了賣冷凍食品
- 天啊

52
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不要接廣告了
我要演認真、硬派的角色

53
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我想探究人類的存在處境

54
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這我們討論過了

55
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結果都是一樣的

56
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他們不覺得你是個飽經滄桑的硬漢

57
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我是演員,我演什麼都行

58
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你來自科茲窩,你不是艾爾帕西諾

59
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聽我說,我今早剛接到了
更適合你的工作

60
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在倫敦西區

61
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倫敦西區,好啊

62
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這個角色是一名精靈信使

63
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負責帶小孩去夢想中的玩具店

64
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是舉牌子的工作?

65
00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:02,582
但是在倫敦西區

66
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我覺得你能發揮所長

67
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唯一的顧慮是
他們要找長期合作一整季的人

68
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(即興喜劇課程)

69
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(歡迎初學者,進來試試吧!)

70
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我能借廁所嗎?

71
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抱歉,必須消費才能使用

72
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拜託了,我很急

73
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這是本店規定,你必須消費

74
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好啦

75
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給我個凱爾特圖騰吧

76
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動作快一點

77
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很好,發展得很棒

78
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大家看,這很有趣
因為他們不刻意搞笑

79
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只是融入角色,順勢發展

80
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好,小翠跟戴夫,換你們了

81
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好,情境是“顧客服務”

82
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請問有什麼需要,先生?

83
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我起疹子了

84
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你真是走運,我碰巧是醫生

85
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不是,你是水管工

86
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水管工...

87
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不是,我是醫生

88
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- 我會醫人...
- 好

89
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戴夫

90
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如果她說她是醫生
她就是醫生,好嗎?

91
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“對,而且...”

92
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記住這口訣,然後順著發展

93
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一定要接住你的搭檔

94
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即興的重點,就是專注在當下

95
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即便當下的情境很荒唐

96
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因為在那個舞台上

97
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沒有所謂的錯誤

98
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只有發展的可能性

99
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對不起,我很抱歉

100
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沒關係的,你是來上課的嗎?

101
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太好了,你跟馬龍一組吧

102
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馬龍

103
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我在做角色功課
他或許是個戰爭老兵

104
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我還沒告訴你情境呢,馬龍

105
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- 來吧
- 現在嗎?

106
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對啊,來吧

107
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好吧

108
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相信自己的直覺

109
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- 若有疑慮,善用“對,而且...”
-“而且...”

110
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對

111
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而且

112
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我只是想說“對”,但是...對

113
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- 而且...
- 你能等情境開始再發揮

114
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好,情境是“差勁的保母”

115
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抱歉,我來晚了

116
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我剛剛想起了當時的情景

117
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那場大屠殺

118
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我的兒子呢?

119
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別想太多

120
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我的媽呀

121
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小提米呢?

122
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想到什麼就說什麼

123
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我真的不知道

124
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你弄丟了我兒子

125
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謝謝你,凱特,下週見

126
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凱特,你有看出
我演的戰爭老兵是反疫苗人士嗎?

127
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有啊

128
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很好

129
00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,125
我報名課程了,而且...

130
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抱歉,我在想“課程”這個詞
能發展什麼笑點

131
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你不需要勉強

132
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好,只要放輕鬆...

133
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我的天啊!

134
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- 抱歉
- 沒關係,放著就好

135
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- 真的嗎?
- 對,我來清理

136
00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,041
- 沒關係,下週見
- 好,謝謝

137
00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,915
凱特,能給我們一些建議嗎?

138
00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:31,249
好啊,當然了

139
00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,707
有經紀人要來看我們下週的成果發表

140
00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:34,791
什麼?

141
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,749
進展也太快了

142
00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,041
我們該問對方什麼問題嗎?

143
00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,207
我想想

144
00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,207
你們可以問

145
00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:48,333
他們是否招收年紀39歲
工作簽證快過期的紅髮女?

146
00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,790
沒有啦

147
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:55,915
我會問,如果試鏡機會銳減
他們會怎麼處理?

148
00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:58,582
你努力了好幾年

149
00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,624
卻沒有任何進展

150
00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:05,375
只在糟糕的情境喜劇中
扮演“潑辣咖啡師”,講過兩句台詞

151
00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:08,125
這是最重要的問題,對吧?

152
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,833
當你跌落谷底,他們會不離不棄嗎?

153
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,665
謝謝你,凱特

154
00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,333
當然了,我很樂意幫忙

155
00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:27,415
該死,搞屁啊!

156
00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:30,624
我現在真是活在地獄裡

157
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:34,124
我和保羅把公司賣掉後
我們又只能做愛了

158
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,791
於是發生了這個惡夢

159
00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:38,624
我生第四胎已經夠頭大了

160
00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,290
還得幫這傢伙
辦准新娘派對,快累死了

161
00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,832
天啊,別搞得太誇張,拜託

162
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,791
你放心,我們走放鬆路線
預算每人五百英鎊

163
00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:47,749
每人?

164
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,165
對,但涵蓋所有開銷
除了食物和飲料

165
00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:51,625
是要辦在哪裡,杜拜嗎?

166
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:53,791
你真愛說笑,凱特

167
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:57,165
我結婚當然不是為了再次見到你

168
00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:58,707
但是寶貝,真的好久不見了

169
00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,207
- 超久
- 真的太久了

170
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:04,290
你們看起來都光鮮亮麗、事業有成...

171
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,791
還有這間屋子

172
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:08,499
記得我們在布立克斯頓的公寓嗎?

173
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,624
我們當時好瘋

174
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,541
我有點懷念那些日子

175
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,749
我可不,天天都在宿醉

176
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:15,457
凌晨五點吃油膩膩的外賣

177
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,625
我現在還會點辛格皇宮的外賣

178
00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:19,750
為什麼?

179
00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,790
喔,你在開玩笑,了解

180
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,708
對

181
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,875
對,我偶而還是會點,但是...

182
00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,625
你的喜劇事業呢?

183
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,249
聽說你在教課?

184
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,915
你是老師

185
00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:41,665
- 真好,回饋社會
- 不是,我不是真正的老師

186
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:43,874
只是短期的副業

187
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:46,457
如果你急需錢,我們一定會幫忙

188
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:49,499
- 一定的
- 不用,我很好

189
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,749
我要重寫我的個人專場

190
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,790
如果順利進入製作,那就...

191
00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:55,875
寶貝

192
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,957
你超級有才華

193
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:04,790
但這齣個人專場好像已經改寫十年了

194
00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:10,875
我們只是擔心
這個世界看不見我們看到的才華

195
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,124
好...

196
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:20,166
我看到的是很多空酒杯

197
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,333
斟滿吧

198
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,666
(特價五折)

199
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:29,707
泰瑞?

200
00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,958
壯陽藥廠商說
你搞了丹尼爾戴路易斯那套

201
00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,332
他們喜歡嗎?

202
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:38,124
馬龍,我知道你想當演員
但很抱歉,你沒有天賦

203
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,166
我想我們該分道揚鑣了

204
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,541
我去你的

205
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:51,875
阿秋

206
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,540
我叫阿休

207
00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:54,665
打擾一下

208
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:57,250
我們要去喝一杯,想問問你有沒有空

209
00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,582
我嗎?有啊,當然了

210
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,957
太好了,你能幫我的辦公桌整線嗎?

211
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,625
謝了,老兄

212
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,666
各位觀眾,歡迎凱特布萊恩

213
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,332
謝謝大家

214
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,999
我在這裡教即興喜劇

215
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,666
應該看得出來
因為我搬椅子的動作很熟練

216
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,540
過去兩週,這些學員努力排練

217
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,790
他們準備好大顯身手了

218
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:33,332
所以,要讓他們上場了嗎?

219
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,916
- 好啊!
- 上來吧,大家!

220
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,166
你把他們教得很好

221
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,541
- 謝謝
- 那個...

222
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:54,000
不知道你最近有沒有空檔

223
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,333
我在找你這樣的人

224
00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:02,375
你是經紀人?製作人?還是...

225
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,916
刑事巡佐

226
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,499
這是倫敦警察廳去年開始的一項計畫

227
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,749
讓即興演員
從事低階的釣魚偵查,查緝仿冒品

228
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,416
取締非法簽賭之類的

229
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,707
為什麼找即興演員?

230
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,624
罪犯遠遠就能認出警察

231
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,082
而且我們的臨場反應不好

232
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,000
但你們很強

233
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,665
我已經觀察你一陣子了

234
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,833
我看得出你是業界頂尖的

235
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,458
會有增援警力,風險接近於零

236
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,790
所以這是做志工嗎?

237
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,166
一次兩百英鎊

238
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:41,833
每人兩百

239
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,166
- 每人?
- 三人一組行動

240
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,166
人選你來挑

241
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,250
考慮一下

242
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:59,749
這是我參加過最瘋狂的野生動物之旅

243
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,791
這趟路安全嗎?

244
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,291
我們沒收過客訴

245
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,041
只辦過喪禮

246
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,208
我有個振奮人心的消息

247
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:12,290
是啊,沒想到今晚就能談成

248
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,290
什麼?怎麼了?

249
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,540
我們被簽下了!

250
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,375
你是想說這個吧?

251
00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,791
對啊

252
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,665
她要帶我們去蘇荷會所

253
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,582
謝謝你,凱特,你真是個好老師

254
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,791
你最棒了

255
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,457
好,事情是這樣的

256
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,833
每人能賺兩百英鎊

257
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,499
還能造福社會

258
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,999
我不知道,我學習即興
是為了刻劃角色,不是幫警察的忙

259
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,250
這也算是做角色功課

260
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,750
大概吧

261
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,999
有點像是在臥底

262
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,707
我們只要進去買個東西

263
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,374
可以寫個背景故事

264
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,540
可以啊

265
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:08,708
他是什麼人?

266
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,124
為什麼要買假包包?

267
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,416
他知道什麼事?

268
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,250
阿休,你有興趣嗎?

269
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,415
天啊,警察

270
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:22,000
光是說到這個詞
就讓人心跳加快,對吧?

271
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,999
我不知道,我可能有點難跟公司請假

272
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,457
老兄,想想看
你能在公司說這些故事

273
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,791
你幫警察釣魚執法耶

274
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,875
要弄什麼造型?

275
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,500
你臉上那是什麼鬼?

276
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,165
太多了嗎?

277
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,333
好吧,我會記下來

278
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,790
好,任務很簡單

279
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:03,625
近期本市各區的假菸銷量都有上升

280
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:06,707
出現一堆便宜的劣質貨

281
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,333
民眾健康受到威脅

282
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,958
我們收到情報,路口那間店參與其中

283
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:17,624
你們上門去,說要“便宜實惠的”

284
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:18,958
這是他們的暗號

285
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,040
買一條,然後離開

286
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,124
每人買一條,還是...

287
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,624
我忘記你們是菜鳥了

288
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,624
尖兵、側翼、守巢

289
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,124
尖兵負責發號施令

290
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,624
側翼在周遭巡邏

291
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,500
守巢的在門口把風

292
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,125
這個拿去

293
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,666
進店前打給我,我要錄音

294
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,249
我們不戴竊聽器嗎?

295
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,124
之後會連同狙擊手和近炸地雷
一起分發給你們

296
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,290
搞屁啊

297
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,458
快去吧,滾蛋

298
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,124
好,這也只是一段即興演出,好嗎?

299
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,540
記得基本功,“對,而且...”

300
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:58,707
- 你要扮演什麼角色?
- 不需要扮演角色

301
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,999
一個單親媽媽,走投無路
因為她買不起紅萬寶路

302
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,999
好啊

303
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,249
- 我是你的姐夫
- 好

304
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,082
愛吸鞋膠的鞋匠

305
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,332
在曼徹斯特的貧民區失去了一切

306
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,374
- 好黑暗
- 鞋匠就是這樣

307
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,916
你呢,阿休?你會哪些口音?

308
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,499
- 你好哎,臭傢伙
- 天啊

309
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,624
- 算了吧
- 我同意,我完蛋了

310
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,665
聽我說,別走,放輕鬆

311
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,707
聽我的指示就好,好嗎?

312
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:28,708
情境名稱“最好賺的兩百英鎊”

313
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,458
外面好冷

314
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,624
你要買什麼?

315
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,250
這樣就覺得冷?

316
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,500
你該看看曼徹斯特的冬天

317
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:24,666
零下的氣溫,連鞋底都沒辦法換

318
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,083
你認識他?

319
00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:32,250
我姐夫,真希望我不認識他

320
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,332
能買菸嗎?

321
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,707
駱駝牌?萬寶路?

322
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,125
我想買一點更...

323
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,249
糟了個糕

324
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,207
抱歉,凱特

325
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,540
不是,抱歉,各位

326
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:43,625
怎麼回事?

327
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,374
你們是一夥的?

328
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,708
有問題嗎,老兄?

329
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,500
我們想要找更...

330
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:52,833
便宜實惠的

331
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,750
“更便宜實惠的”

332
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,000
還需要什麼嗎?

333
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,125
對

334
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
而且...

335
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,375
我們要...

336
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,958
更便宜實惠的

337
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,166
刺激一點的嗎?

338
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,500
要大麻嗎?

339
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,665
我們像是抽這種小兒科的遜貨嗎?

340
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,249
搞屁啊

341
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250
我怎麼知道

342
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,041
你們不是警察?

343
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,250
你已經吃一好球了

344
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,541
再問一次,我就把你的舌頭拔下來

345
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,291
你聽到了

346
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,499
你們的預算是多少?

347
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,707
你的貨有多少?

348
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:51,790
你們是要轉賣?

349
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,000
還算有點頭腦嘛

350
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,833
讓我打一通電話

351
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,832
- 你在搞屁啊?
- 不是我的錯,都怪阿休

352
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,499
- 洋芋片太滑了
- 我們買了香菸就走

353
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,374
硬生生轉場?你不是這樣教我們的

354
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,374
他來了

355
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,291
該死

356
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,207
這裡不方便

357
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,291
跟我來

358
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,958
一群白痴

359
00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:36,625
音量大一點,小子

360
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,083
他們要大量採購,我確認過了

361
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,375
武器放到箱子裡

362
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,458
老天啊

363
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,249
好嗎?我們扯平了

364
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,708
- 好
- 好嗎?振作一點

365
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,540
很乖,不准去看醫生

366
00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:27,457
好

367
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:28,624
買家到了

368
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,333
好,帶他出去

369
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,333
買家啊?

370
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,875
他看起來像他媽的會計師

371
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,250
他是我們接觸都市客群的管道

372
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,665
起初是做證券欺詐

373
00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:54,832
金融監管加強後
他開始在下班後販毒

374
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:57,625
倫敦的執行長都跟他有私交

375
00:21:58,958 --> 00:21:59,958
他們都叫他...

376
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,083
鄉紳

377
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:06,958
你好,先生

378
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,250
所以他穿得像白痴?

379
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,666
對,沒錯

380
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,415
這位美國妞呢?

381
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:16,916
我必須離開芝加哥

382
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:18,624
避風頭?

383
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,708
是風頭不夠多

384
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,416
那裡格局太小了

385
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,000
所以你們都玩大的

386
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:26,957
我怎麼沒聽過你們?

387
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,750
客戶要求保密

388
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:34,166
是因為出了點事,才暫時收手

389
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,832
幾個上流人士掛點了,誰在乎呢?

390
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,208
那會影響生意

391
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,999
我們需要新的貨源

392
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,083
好

393
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,625
我們是小本生意

394
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:46,958
鎖定小客群

395
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,166
我叫蒼蠅

396
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,500
我叫邦妮

397
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,916
我猜你是首腦吧,邦妮

398
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,375
我叫蟑螂

399
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,041
負責出拳頭

400
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,166
我叫鄉紳,負責...

401
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,083
當鄉紳

402
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,291
莎希

403
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,124
阿爾巴尼亞的貨

404
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:30,375
“便宜弄來的”,懂嗎?
所以我得快點脫手

405
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:34,583
總共三包,五萬英鎊如何?

406
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,500
正宗的貨,純度百分之七十

407
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:41,958
你們誰負責驗貨?

408
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,458
鄉紳嗎?來吧

409
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:50,416
- 來吧,檢驗一下
- 好

410
00:23:58,208 --> 00:23:59,124
來吧

411
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:03,832
我其實沒有在用鑰匙的

412
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,333
好,你想吸一整條?

413
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,833
小公子想吸一整條

414
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,458
- 沒關係的
- 好

415
00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:16,625
來吧

416
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,916
謝謝,你人真好,謝謝

417
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,541
好

418
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:38,458
這貨很棒

419
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:40,750
太棒了

420
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,250
太棒了

421
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,708
非常好

422
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,291
滿意嗎?

423
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:48,000
我們怎麼知道剩下的不是麵粉?

424
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:54,666
來吧

425
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,999
這絕對不是麵粉,對吧?

426
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,624
- 那是古柯鹼
- 對

427
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:12,082
幸好我確認了

428
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,000
那是...古柯鹼

429
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,458
最後一管

430
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,041
好

431
00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,375
斯坎德

432
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,207
很高興又見到你

433
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:35,458
你拿我們的古柯鹼?

434
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:39,333
你他媽拿我們的古柯鹼?

435
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:40,875
就是這些?

436
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,416
剩下的去哪裡了?

437
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,541
他吸掉了?

438
00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:51,832
那是我們的古柯鹼

439
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:55,000
不是從你那邊偷來的
他們是要跟我們買

440
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,500
放開他

441
00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:58,458
別丟自己的臉了

442
00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:02,124
你他媽是誰?

443
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,999
斯坎德,你這樣有點不尊重人

444
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,083
兩位,這場爭執...

445
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:08,957
與我無關

446
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,041
但是...

447
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,499
如果你想買貨

448
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,749
這位買家剛剛出了五萬英鎊

449
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,708
你要出價嗎?

450
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,375
五萬英鎊很公道

451
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,500
他不會出更高價的

452
00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:29,040
我給你六萬

453
00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,958
加到八萬,否則就滾

454
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,250
什麼?

455
00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:36,791
動手啊

456
00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,750
讓我有活著的感覺

457
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,707
活著的感覺真好

458
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:45,499
多讓人興奮、飄飄欲仙
在細胞層面緊緊相連

459
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,332
究竟什麼是生命?時間是連續的嗎?

460
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,790
或者我們是同時經歷了

461
00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:51,541
- 所有的事件
- 閉嘴!

462
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:05,875
都在這裡了

463
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:08,833
我去你的

464
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:11,166
賤貨

465
00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,083
我的天啊

466
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:29,000
你把他的古柯鹼賣回去給他

467
00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:34,000
你太瘋了

468
00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:42,332
聽我說

469
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:45,833
如果你們的瑕疵品嚇跑了買家
我這裡有工作給你們

470
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,958
我需要臨場反應好的人

471
00:27:59,791 --> 00:28:02,124
- 太扯了
- 我的心臟在亂跳

472
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:03,624
媽的,這是怎樣?

473
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:07,832
嘿,抱歉,我覺得我真的會死

474
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,207
你剛剛很厲害

475
00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:12,790
你很入戲,非常好的表演

476
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,375
太扯了,究竟在搞什麼?

477
00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,957
我只叫你們買香菸

478
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:24,040
結果你們吸了古柯鹼
滿身是嘔吐物,流著血回來

479
00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:25,500
蒼蠅有可能會殺了你們

480
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,208
我很抱歉

481
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,625
但他沒有

482
00:28:35,208 --> 00:28:36,375
你們必須回去

483
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:37,874
什麼?

484
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:39,541
你們能滲透他的組織

485
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,707
蒼蠅每年經手價值一千萬英鎊的毒品

486
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:45,916
如果能獲取下一批貨的情報,天啊

487
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,625
那會是倫敦警察廳的大事

488
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,249
我們差點死了

489
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,832
我可能還有生命危險

490
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:55,040
- 我們是很有一套
- 馬龍,你別想

491
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,874
這個狀況太失控了

492
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:59,249
好,不說警察了

493
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:00,708
你們也能大有收獲

494
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,875
“即興喜劇演員擊垮犯罪帝國”

495
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:06,665
聽說過《驚天爆》嗎?

496
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,583
《衝突》呢?

497
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,375
你們會成為英雄

498
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,333
你們遭遇過多少次拒絕?

499
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,791
有多少次,對方讓你感覺
你一無是處?

500
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:23,041
今天我看見了你們的本領

501
00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:27,833
你們不想讓世人也看見嗎?

502
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:41,666
《笑闖黑幫》

503
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:49,875
滲透蒼蠅的幫派
已經遠遠超過了這個計畫的等級

504
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,541
你們要進行深度臥底

505
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,916
以後在任何情況下,你們就是邦妮

506
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,915
蟑螂

507
00:29:57,916 --> 00:29:59,249
還有鄉紳

508
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:02,750
知道你們真實身分的人,只有我

509
00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:06,624
臥底執法的規則非常簡單

510
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:07,915
絕對不能出戲

511
00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:08,999
永不說不

512
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,457
永遠要信任搭檔

513
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:15,125
別忘了,我們要的是
蒼蠅下一批貨的情報

514
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:18,832
我得幫你們搜身

515
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:20,207
所以,相信你們的技巧...

516
00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,540
你得滾一邊去

517
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:22,957
...相信彼此...

518
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:23,874
他說得不清楚嗎?

519
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:26,666
...以及相信我,你們就能成為英雄

520
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:32,208
謝謝

521
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,333
蒼蠅在裡面

522
00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:48,999
女士有需要...

523
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,499
- 因為我需要男人幫忙?
- 天啊,不是

524
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,208
你沒問題的,你壯得...像頭牛

525
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,375
我剛剛的意思是,這位女士需要...

526
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:01,291
更大的挑戰

527
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,249
我是這意思...

528
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,958
不是,我說我想要買

529
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,125
是都市俗三人組

530
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:13,790
我還在想你們會不會來

531
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,124
是啊,我們得停業一陣子

532
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,250
避避風頭

533
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:20,166
我們最近沒什麼事要忙

534
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:22,750
但是...

535
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:25,541
這個混帳

536
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,124
欠我兩萬英鎊

537
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:30,541
我想請你們去幫我討回來

538
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,165
黑皮諾,這支不錯

539
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,832
很順口,帶點巧克力的尾韻

540
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,166
你好奇怪

541
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,582
但又很有禮貌

542
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,249
穿搭有型

543
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,290
讓我想起一部電影

544
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:46,583
《007》?

545
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,291
《柏靈頓熊熊》

546
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,541
是啊

547
00:31:50,958 --> 00:31:52,040
是啊

548
00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:53,416
看來我們要走了

549
00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:56,708
說實話,你也挺奇怪的

550
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,124
所以,我們不會真的去討債

551
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,332
當然要去

552
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:05,374
通過考驗,深入組織
贏得蒼蠅的信任

553
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,957
我覺得這聽起來不妙
如果他有槍呢?

554
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,624
或許我們該帶噴子上陣

555
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:11,790
噴子?你在說什麼,馬龍?

556
00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:14,415
那是蟑螂會說的話,拜託別讓我出戲

557
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:17,124
聽我說,這蠢蛋不敢惹蒼蠅的

558
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:19,875
我會在旁待命,但不會出差錯的

559
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:22,041
再怎麼樣,我們還有鄉紳

560
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,165
那句話根本沒有意義

561
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:25,499
你們不會有事的

562
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,207
風險越高,報酬越高

563
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:29,000
現在閉嘴,快點行動

564
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,415
如果他不還錢呢?

565
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,832
他非還不可,他惹過我太多次了

566
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,499
你認識他?他很暴力嗎?

567
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,332
別理他,他只是在用方法演技

568
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,624
抱歉,不是說好要融入角色嗎?

569
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,290
如果爆發衝突,就丟手榴彈

570
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,249
手榴彈?

571
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,499
丟顆變化球,讓他措手不及

572
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,874
嘿,聽我說

573
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:51,750
最重要的
是相信自己的直覺,記得嗎?

574
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,250
沒錯

575
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,375
當年在米蘭的恩怨,該做個了結了

576
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:01,083
是往這邊走

577
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,791
原來蟑螂是路痴

578
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,375
真有趣

579
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,415
錢在哪裡,薩格爾?

580
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:26,165
你們別激動!

581
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:27,999
拿出錢來,我們就靜靜離去

582
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,749
跟蒼蠅說我會還

583
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,458
所以你要我們來硬的?

584
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,957
你要鄉紳出手嗎?

585
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,250
鄉紳是誰?

586
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,291
抱歉,我以為...

587
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,915
搞什麼鬼?

588
00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,000
壓住他

589
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,291
把他的老二掏出來

590
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,540
壓住他!

591
00:33:57,541 --> 00:33:59,415
把他的老二掏出來!

592
00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:00,708
等等,住手!

593
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,875
我有錢

594
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,249
你想去哪裡?

595
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:09,458
錢放在我的健身包裡

596
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:11,666
是嗎?

597
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:15,708
這個健身包嗎?

598
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,082
老天啊

599
00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,790
你是想拿刀捅我們嗎,薩格爾?

600
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,165
你們冷靜一下

601
00:34:21,166 --> 00:34:23,374
我跑不掉的

602
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,416
但有件事情,你們得知道

603
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:33,040
拜託你住手

604
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,375
我去你們的...

605
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:39,833
老天啊

606
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:47,125
或許他還沒死

607
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,124
薩格爾,老兄

608
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,790
他肯定死了,我們該怎麼辦?

609
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:55,541
不會吧,天啊

610
00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:59,083
好吧,我們把錢拿回去給蒼蠅

611
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:02,208
馬龍

612
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,958
我們需要死亡證明

613
00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:11,041
敢惹公牛

614
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,416
就等著被牛角頂

615
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,457
別慌張,這種事偶而會發生

616
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,499
不,抱歉,我就沒遇過這種事

617
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,499
- 你們當初也同意了
- 我們沒有同意殺人

618
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,249
是他自己要跑,我們只是...

619
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:28,290
威脅要用熨斗燙他老二?
我叫你別把事情鬧大

620
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:29,749
情境就是這樣發展啊

621
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,999
這不是情境了,馬龍,事情大條了

622
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,082
沒錯

623
00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,582
所以請你們冷靜下來

624
00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:40,457
否則不只會冷場尬死,你們真的會死

625
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,040
這邊的現場我會收拾

626
00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:45,540
你們回去找蒼蠅,說人是你們殺的

627
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,624
他就會信任你們了

628
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:48,250
記得我們的目標,邦妮

629
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,875
這對你的睡眠規律不好

630
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:55,708
我們剛剛看到一個人死了,阿休
爭點有用的吧

631
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,665
什麼狀況?

632
00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:03,833
肇事逃逸,男性死者身分不明

633
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:09,875
他並非身分不明

634
00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:11,166
抱歉,我遲到了

635
00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:12,666
用跨的還是鑽的?

636
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,125
當然是用鑽的

637
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:15,457
好

638
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:16,833
你好

639
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:20,875
警督好

640
00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,375
我是羅賓比華利

641
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,375
你的新副手

642
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:29,790
等市政府知道就有得熱鬧了

643
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:30,875
什麼?

644
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:34,375
“等市政府知道就有得熱鬧了”?

645
00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:37,083
就是,很嚴重的意思

646
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,166
畢竟有人死了,對吧?

647
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:41,625
他不是普通人

648
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:43,291
他是冰人

649
00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:47,207
著名的黑社會殺手
我們追了好幾年,都找不到蹤影

650
00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:49,665
“找不到蹤影”,太濕了,寫不上去

651
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,874
所以這完全...

652
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:51,957
都怪這玩意兒

653
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,458
然後莫名其妙被酒駕的輾過?

654
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,208
我們錯過了哪些線索?

655
00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:01,708
天啊!

656
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,166
所以你一直躲在這裡

657
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:10,666
他當時被人追著

658
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,625
有數名攻擊者

659
00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,375
很懂得怎麼威脅人

660
00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:21,290
心理病態

661
00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:24,665
長官,鄰居看見
有三個人站在屍體旁邊

662
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,916
拍了照,還對屍體講話

663
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,457
這些變態殺人狂是誰?

664
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:33,165
一名紅髮女子、一個穿軍外套的硬漢

665
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,625
還有一個穿著俐落的南亞裔男子

666
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:39,958
倫敦沒有人敢碰冰人

667
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:41,875
他們是新來的

668
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,708
作風很特別

669
00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:50,416
他不肯付錢,想要逃跑

670
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:55,000
所以鄉紳賞了他一支好酒

671
00:37:58,375 --> 00:37:59,707
你們幹掉了冰人

672
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:01,291
- 那是誰?
- 冰人?

673
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,000
薩格爾是名殺手

674
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,458
年輕時是行內頂尖的

675
00:38:07,625 --> 00:38:09,541
我得看看你們是不是有真本事

676
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,333
你們顯然有

677
00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:12,833
這是你們的分成

678
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,750
很高興前戲終於結束了

679
00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:17,416
現在

680
00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:20,708
你要告訴我們
要在何時何地幹大票的嗎?

681
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,833
或許我們該去幫阿爾巴尼亞人工作

682
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,291
等到下一批貨敲定

683
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,250
我會通知你們

684
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:31,541
就這樣嗎?

685
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:33,958
不是

686
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,499
今天我生日

687
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,083
所以去整理一下

688
00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:42,625
因為今晚我們要玩個爽

689
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:47,625
好

690
00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:51,082
記住了,他們瘋起來不要命

691
00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:53,040
所以別跟他們拼酒

692
00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:56,165
沒錯,會露出馬腳的
是藥丸跟白粉的部分

693
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,708
希望今晚不是走這種風格的

694
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:47,374
總會有人不勝酒力

695
00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:48,707
就是這美國佬

696
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,832
沒錯

697
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,540
看看你,真蠢

698
00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:52,457
小凱!

699
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,541
你這惡霸

700
00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:55,750
哈莉特

701
00:39:56,291 --> 00:39:57,332
你好,慘了

702
00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:58,249
天啊

703
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,082
你好

704
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,458
你還好嗎?

705
00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:05,124
我很好啊,我只是...

706
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:08,582
今晚跟...同事一起出來

707
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,999
但你說你有試鏡,所以今晚不能來

708
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,083
試鏡?

709
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,250
對啊,你懂的...

710
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,540
- 冰人
-《送冰的人來了》?

711
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,708
尤金歐尼爾的戲

712
00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:20,999
太棒了

713
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,290
這些小妞是誰?

714
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:23,458
“小妞”?天啊

715
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,333
就是些婊子銀行家

716
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:32,207
那就閃邊去吧,她今晚不賣貨

717
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:34,499
小凱,不如你跟我們走吧?

718
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,375
她們為什麼一直叫你“小凱”?

719
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:40,040
不是,那是綽號,“小K”

720
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,374
你懂的,K他命

721
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,874
等等,你有在用K他命?

722
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,958
- 天啊
- 不是

723
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:46,916
不是,你們現在...

724
00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:49,500
你們該走了

725
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:52,625
小凱

726
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:56,333
不要因為生活失意就吸毒

727
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,999
做喜劇本來就糊不了口

728
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,166
我去你的

729
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,208
我其實...

730
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:05,208
正在幹大事業

731
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:06,625
現在就在做

732
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,374
小凱,這不是玩笑

733
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:10,333
他們跟我們不是一類人

734
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,458
她好聲好氣跟你說了

735
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,666
走吧,我們要走了

736
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,541
該死的毒蟲

737
00:41:25,041 --> 00:41:26,041
輪到我了嗎?

738
00:41:27,041 --> 00:41:28,250
生日快樂,老闆

739
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,583
好

740
00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:36,458
你們是怎麼入行的?

741
00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:37,750
你呢?

742
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:42,875
我在15個州埋過屍
我不講背景故事的

743
00:41:44,708 --> 00:41:45,708
我愛講

744
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:49,500
是嗎?你有什麼故事,蟑螂?

745
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,541
我曾四處漂泊,老兄

746
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,125
五歲離家出走

747
00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:01,750
開始長青春痘的時候
我在蘇黎世當馬童

748
00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:08,250
這時我開始迷上這種動物的古老力量

749
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:10,750
我能感受到那召喚

750
00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:13,999
我成了牠們的毀滅使者

751
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,750
燒毀對手的穀倉,破壞他們的鍛冶廠

752
00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:20,666
等到我學會了出老千的伎倆

753
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,791
就等不及要去蒙地卡羅試身手

754
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,625
而我還真的去了

755
00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,125
但你的口音聽起來是北部人

756
00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:34,750
之後我在曼徹斯特住了幾年

757
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:39,833
要不是我已經驗證了你們的本事

758
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:42,791
我會覺得你在胡說八道

759
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,000
你呢,鄉紳?

760
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:57,416
我上班的地方,他們都對我不屑一顧

761
00:42:58,416 --> 00:42:59,583
王八蛋銀行家

762
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:01,166
是啊

763
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:04,540
我覺得很孤單

764
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,666
直到我遇見他們

765
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:09,041
決定嘗試一些新事物

766
00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:11,166
一些...

767
00:43:12,291 --> 00:43:13,291
危險的事

768
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:16,041
現在我不那麼孤單了

769
00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,250
你呢,蒼蠅?

770
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,666
我爸也是出來混的

771
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,958
被警察開槍打死

772
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:28,916
我媽找了個混帳男人

773
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:32,458
一個蠻橫無理的爛人

774
00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:34,583
我14歲就離家

775
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:38,291
心裡想著,我要闖出一條自己的路

776
00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:42,583
千萬不能讓我女兒經歷
我當年的痛苦

777
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,250
你有女兒?

778
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:48,291
對,她在葡萄牙

779
00:43:49,625 --> 00:43:51,124
那裡的生活真不同

780
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:53,665
放學就去海邊

781
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:55,582
週末去釣魚

782
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:56,708
陽光明媚

783
00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:02,250
我不喜歡讓人知道她的事

784
00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:04,583
那為什麼跟我們說?

785
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:12,625
是梅特卡夫

786
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,415
梅特卡夫?

787
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:15,541
梅特卡夫是誰?

788
00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:18,250
我老闆,他想要聊聊

789
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:20,791
跟我們所有人

790
00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:23,541
去整理一下儀容吧

791
00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:35,374
(你確定他是說梅特卡夫?)

792
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,457
(對,那是誰?)

793
00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:38,750
(英國第一走私販
進口槍枝、毒品、人口)

794
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:45,083
(那是虎穴狼窩,刪掉這些訊息)

795
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,833
不要!

796
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:58,500
進去之後,你們別跟他說話

797
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,375
看都別看他一眼,好嗎?

798
00:45:11,541 --> 00:45:16,707
疊疊樂

799
00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:19,458
真是美妙的遊戲!

800
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:24,333
一分鐘就能學會
卻得花一輩子才能精通

801
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,499
告訴我,還有什麼遊戲更適合

802
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,666
用來教導人類處境的真相?

803
00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:32,541
秩序...

804
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:34,875
是很脆弱的

805
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,291
來吧,蒼蠅,換你了

806
00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:49,125
記住了,只要有一丁點的差錯

807
00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:51,916
你所建立的一切

808
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,333
就會崩塌瓦解

809
00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:03,041
又抽掉一條?

810
00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:08,915
聽說你搶了阿爾巴尼亞幫的東西

811
00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:11,707
然後在這三個臭皮匠的幫助下

812
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,000
把贓貨賣還給他

813
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:15,082
結果挺不錯的

814
00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:19,833
直到他們送進實驗室檢驗
發現那是他們自己的貨

815
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,958
你誤判了,蒼蠅

816
00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:24,332
你怎麼會知道?

817
00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,416
他們告訴我的

818
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,583
我跟他們是生意夥伴

819
00:46:28,166 --> 00:46:29,791
你跟阿爾巴尼亞幫講和了?

820
00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:32,916
再抽一條吧

821
00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:37,124
我正在跟他們談
讓他們成為我的古柯鹼獨家供應商

822
00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,249
把貨源增加到三倍

823
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:41,332
但突然間,他們不接我的電話

824
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:44,333
然後我發現是因為你

825
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,083
你

826
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:47,625
還有你

827
00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:53,333
這幾個王八蛋是誰?

828
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,083
他們有料

829
00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:57,040
他們幹掉了冰人

830
00:46:57,041 --> 00:47:00,082
你說那個連鞋帶
都快綁不好的退休老頭?

831
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,749
還真了不起喔

832
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:05,291
好,我搞砸了,好嗎?

833
00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:07,374
我會跟阿爾巴尼亞幫談

834
00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:10,540
你可能談不了幾句話,蒼蠅
因為他們想要你死

835
00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:12,875
我會跟他們談

836
00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:17,082
但為了以防
我的個人魅力已經有所衰減

837
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:19,208
你要幫我找新貨源

838
00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,250
怎樣,你們沒見過告密者嗎?

839
00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:36,416
中止計畫,我們不幹了

840
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:37,957
我需要一把槍

841
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:41,707
你們只花了兩天就接觸到
我們花兩年都碰不到的高層

842
00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:42,790
你們不能退出

843
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:45,165
梅特卡夫是個瘋子!

844
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,124
他在我們面前殺了人

845
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,165
跟他說我需要槍

846
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:51,040
我這邊會加強警力
調動整個特勤隊待命

847
00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:53,582
這比我們預想的還要有搞頭

848
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:55,666
- 不行...
- 任務繼續

849
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,708
(通緝:身分不明)

850
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:05,916
長官,你得看看這個

851
00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:11,833
抱歉,我一直很想說這句台詞

852
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:13,833
天啊,真是有趣

853
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,499
你是從哪個部門調來的?

854
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,583
水警部隊

855
00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:20,541
負責管河流小溪

856
00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:23,040
那還真是高升了

857
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:25,250
你爸是警察廳總監嗎?

858
00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:27,333
不是

859
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,125
是我舅舅

860
00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:32,749
這是監視器拍到的

861
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,166
拍到什麼?

862
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,040
你好啊,斯坎德

863
00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,249
- 壞人嗎?
- 他殺了我的前搭檔

864
00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:39,415
真壞

865
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:40,875
去了蒼蠅的據點

866
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,375
毫髮無傷地出來

867
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,500
蒼蠅也毫髮無傷

868
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,082
這是調停會議
不可能啊,他們之間有深仇大恨

869
00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:54,500
沒人能讓他們...

870
00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,166
天啊

871
00:49:06,166 --> 00:49:09,000
他們是...幕後主使?

872
00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:12,332
他們先是做掉冰人立威

873
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,040
又從中調解兩大仇敵

874
00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:16,582
讓所有人知道,他們是新的...

875
00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:17,666
當家大哥

876
00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:20,750
還有大姐

877
00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,290
還有另一個大哥

878
00:49:23,291 --> 00:49:24,458
- 我懂
- 好

879
00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,041
他們不只是拿錢辦事的

880
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,166
他們是幕後主使

881
00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:40,124
好

882
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:41,957
梅特卡夫要找新貨源

883
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,957
我們在斯特拉福的熟人
剛好要進一批貨

884
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:46,500
- 凱拉什?
- 對

885
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:48,583
凱拉什怎麼了嗎?

886
00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:51,375
這麼說吧,我們有過一些糾葛

887
00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:53,457
所以你們要去交易

888
00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:54,790
嚐個味道

889
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,541
如果是好貨,就都買下

890
00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:57,958
好嗎?

891
00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,083
莎希會載你們去

892
00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,958
確定是這裡嗎?怎麼沒有路標?

893
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,708
那是什麼鬼?

894
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:12,249
“如果爆發衝突,就丟手榴彈”

895
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,957
我不是說真的手榴彈

896
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:16,083
在這種情況下,又有什麼差異?

897
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:19,083
嘿,你還好嗎?

898
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,250
看著我

899
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:25,333
你還好嗎?

900
00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:27,749
我很好啊,邦妮

901
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,666
史上最容易的毒品交易

902
00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:38,416
凱姐

903
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:44,708
什麼事?

904
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,458
我們是買家

905
00:50:47,416 --> 00:50:48,957
你們要買飯,是吧?

906
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:51,208
不是買飯,買毒

907
00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:54,458
要多少?

908
00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:55,749
哪裡的貨?

909
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,832
哥倫比亞?玻利維亞?

910
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,000
法國?

911
00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:00,708
他說法國嗎?

912
00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:02,499
氮氣,對吧?

913
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,166
- 氮氣?
- 氣球

914
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,499
笑氣

915
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,583
不是,我們...

916
00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:16,540
- 我們要古柯鹼
- 我們沒有古柯鹼,只有笑氣

917
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,749
不買就滾

918
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,749
這算是違禁品嗎?

919
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:21,457
持有不違法,販售才違法

920
00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:24,040
奧茲,這群白痴講話像警察
你們是警察嗎?

921
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,291
警察會有這個嗎?

922
00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:27,875
你是什麼意思?

923
00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:30,791
你是什麼意思?

924
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:37,375
我們要的是一級毒品,不是派對氣球

925
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,915
如果你們沒有像樣的貨

926
00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,083
我們就不打擾你們的睡衣派對了

927
00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,000
現在呢?

928
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,875
現在你怎麼說?

929
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,375
現在我這樣跟你說吧!

930
00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:02,166
蟑螂,你給我冷靜

931
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:06,041
這他媽是手榴彈,各位!

932
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,582
老兄

933
00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:26,708
好,快逃

934
00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:32,166
快跑!

935
00:52:44,541 --> 00:52:45,833
幹,鎖住了!

936
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,958
我快擋不住了,快跑!

937
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,124
你們迷路了嗎?

938
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:04,083
搞屁啊,天啊!

939
00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:11,208
- 他們追來了!
- 快跑!

940
00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:29,791
該死!

941
00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:34,707
- 什麼鬼?
- 這裡是怎麼通過建照審核的?

942
00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:38,666
- 我就知道結局會是這樣
- 好,你逮到我們了,拜託不要...

943
00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,458
到此為止了,是吧?

944
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:49,915
警察,趴下!

945
00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:51,000
快跑!

946
00:53:57,791 --> 00:53:58,958
終於

947
00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:00,666
古柯鹼在哪裡?

948
00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:06,915
笑氣?

949
00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:09,124
我們得求救,馬龍受傷了

950
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:10,457
- 不要動
- 別管了

951
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:12,249
放任它流血,才會留下疤痕

952
00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,458
這是什麼鬼?

953
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,707
錢在哪裡?

954
00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:18,166
在這裡,天啊

955
00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,958
只有這些?

956
00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:25,082
這也算大票的?

957
00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:26,500
這只是驗貨

958
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:28,791
他媽的!

959
00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:31,666
等等

960
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:35,458
特勤隊呢?

961
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:37,583
說來話長

962
00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:40,625
快走,我留下來善後

963
00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:42,583
不行

964
00:54:43,791 --> 00:54:46,666
我們才不要為了一個黑警冒生命危險

965
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,416
你想退出,是吧?

966
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:57,833
回去演你的喜劇
假裝那具屍體不存在?

967
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:00,125
你們殺了一個人

968
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,374
我們是為你工作

969
00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:04,375
他們又不知道,你們是深層臥底

970
00:55:05,041 --> 00:55:07,083
他們只知道你們為蒼蠅工作

971
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:10,457
一群白痴

972
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:13,083
我派你們回去
只是為了賺我的退休基金

973
00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:15,375
而我選擇演員

974
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:20,041
因為只有你們會絕望到答應這種事

975
00:55:21,291 --> 00:55:22,125
所以

976
00:55:22,791 --> 00:55:24,666
在我拿到像樣的金額前

977
00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,124
你們都別想跑

978
00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:27,249
我去你的

979
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,458
你們沒得選

980
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:32,790
能證明你們是臥底的所有資料

981
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:34,541
都加了密,存在這裡

982
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,500
拿去啊

983
00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:40,333
很好

984
00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:44,333
我們知道彼此的底細了

985
00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:46,041
錢我是一定要拿到手

986
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:50,750
在那之前,我叫你們跳
你們只能問:“跳多高...”

987
00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:06,666
該死的警察

988
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:14,500
把他弄出去

989
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:19,583
他媽的笑氣?

990
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,249
我的情報有錯

991
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:25,040
不像這臭條子
他竟然知道要找去那裡

992
00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:26,416
我覺得他有內線消息

993
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:31,333
所以我才進去
上週我在俱樂部外頭看見他的車

994
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,291
我們有內鬼

995
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,541
打獵季節到囉

996
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
8月12日打松雞

997
00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:48,082
九月打鷓鴣,十月打雉雞

998
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:52,250
至於告密的老鼠
是隨時都要打,對吧,蒼蠅?

999
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,416
對

1000
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:57,041
你知道他們怎麼說嗎?

1001
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,708
尾巴越長,叫聲越響

1002
00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:03,583
你打算怎麼辯解,年輕人?

1003
00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:07,583
我的兩腿間是有個長長的東西

1004
00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:11,333
但不是尾巴

1005
00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:18,083
你呢,小姐?你顯然是團隊的首腦

1006
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:22,791
真有魅力

1007
00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,458
你呢,小個子?

1008
00:57:28,916 --> 00:57:31,999
期待吃到下一塊起司嗎?

1009
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,165
老鼠愛吃起司其實是都市傳說

1010
00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:36,333
小鼠愛吃,但大鼠其實是雜食動物

1011
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,958
你這口才倒是適合當內鬼

1012
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:40,833
住手

1013
00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:43,124
我的手下差點死在那裡

1014
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:44,374
不是他們

1015
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:46,750
那究竟是誰通風報信?

1016
00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:48,708
你這該死的...

1017
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:54,250
你好啊

1018
00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:08,208
他只撥過一個號碼

1019
00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:11,625
手機拿出來

1020
00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:22,500
跟你聯絡的人是誰啊,臭條子?

1021
00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:26,958
您撥的電話無法接聽

1022
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,833
您撥的電話無法接聽

1023
00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:38,833
我會找到那個內鬼

1024
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:40,708
與此同時

1025
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:42,583
把他帶去分屍

1026
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,540
好,我去燒掉衣物

1027
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,207
你們來切,我幫你們棄屍

1028
00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:57,749
一小時後,雷納姆沼澤碰頭

1029
00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:59,375
你們會偷車嗎?

1030
00:59:00,166 --> 00:59:01,166
當然

1031
00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:03,125
需要鎬鎚嗎?

1032
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,708
好啊

1033
00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:07,999
如果你有的話

1034
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,458
我不知道那是什麼

1035
00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:12,625
喔對

1036
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:15,041
我的老朋友鎬鎚

1037
00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:17,499
非常感謝

1038
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:20,333
我用的比較重,你要輕一點的嗎?

1039
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,125
我試試看...

1040
00:59:26,541 --> 00:59:29,457
不用,這支應該很好用

1041
00:59:29,458 --> 00:59:30,582
想試用看看嗎?

1042
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:31,625
試用?

1043
00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,041
在...

1044
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
屍體上用

1045
00:59:41,916 --> 00:59:43,750
我量一下比例

1046
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,207
你都是這樣用鎬鎚的啊?

1047
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,000
對啊,我們獨門的用法

1048
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:52,333
再見

1049
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,207
我辦不到

1050
00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:58,415
我們冷靜一下

1051
00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,415
我當初就不該加入,不該聽你的!

1052
01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:01,540
- 小聲一點
- 我小聲?

1053
01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:03,665
這神經病揮刀闖進毒品交易現場

1054
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,332
以為自己是勞勃狄尼洛

1055
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,499
- 勞勃是很棒的演員
- 你是在扯後腿!

1056
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,916
- 我得融入角色
- 否則怎樣?會有人受傷?

1057
01:00:10,541 --> 01:00:14,082
我只是想學習人際交往能力
不想拿東西刺屍體啊

1058
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:16,749
都怪我的演技了?對啦,你演得最好

1059
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,707
特別是法國古柯鹼那句!

1060
01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:20,708
你們倆可以閉嘴嗎?

1061
01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:23,999
我們需要電話裡的證據,好嗎?

1062
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,625
東西拿到之前,我們得假裝配合

1063
01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:29,040
我辦不到,我受不了了

1064
01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:33,207
你非做不可,因為他們在找內鬼

1065
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:34,875
如果現在收手,就會沒命

1066
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:36,750
所以

1067
01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:38,916
必須有人...

1068
01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:42,083
負責分屍

1069
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:05,250
讓勞勃狄尼洛來吧

1070
01:01:09,041 --> 01:01:10,457
(鑑識結果吻合)

1071
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,500
太好了!

1072
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:15,540
- 太好了!
- 印表機原本壞了嗎?

1073
01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:17,707
員警在凱拉什的據點確認發生他殺

1074
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:20,457
並發現與冰人的公寓裡相同的指紋

1075
01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:22,083
三人組去過那裡

1076
01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:24,790
鑑識組竟然派上用場了?

1077
01:01:24,791 --> 01:01:26,874
- 我們的團隊是世界一流的
- 真的嗎?

1078
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,957
對,別再說那種話了

1079
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,415
好,我懂你的意思

1080
01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:32,124
鑑識實驗室還加班

1081
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,290
- 找到了噴濺血跡的主人
- 抱歉

1082
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:35,374
他是我們的人

1083
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:37,415
真可憐,只差一年就能退休

1084
01:01:37,416 --> 01:01:38,332
一貫的套路

1085
01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:40,207
- 你說你不講了
- 那是最後一句

1086
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,957
他們殺了警員,非逮到他們不可

1087
01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:45,583
我們現在只需要找出這些冷血的混帳

1088
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,083
終於

1089
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,458
接下來要鋸哪裡?

1090
01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:55,124
(露絲說我們應該報警)

1091
01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,208
完了

1092
01:01:56,875 --> 01:01:57,875
該死

1093
01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:00,583
該死

1094
01:02:03,041 --> 01:02:04,208
凱特,你還活著!

1095
01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:07,582
對,不要報警

1096
01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,458
所以你還好嗎?

1097
01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:13,458
我很好啊

1098
01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,124
那是...

1099
01:02:15,125 --> 01:02:17,040
聽起來是電鋸的聲音

1100
01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:19,874
對,我在做木工

1101
01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:21,000
好吧

1102
01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:24,875
工具先放下來,寶貝
因為我們想要跟你和好

1103
01:02:25,333 --> 01:02:26,333
來我家吃晚餐?

1104
01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:29,125
好啊,聽起來很棒

1105
01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:30,790
晚餐時間見?

1106
01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:34,375
我還得辦一些...雜事

1107
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:37,540
或許晚一點?
不要報警,這是最重要的

1108
01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:40,082
別浪費警察的時間

1109
01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:42,083
好,愛你,再見

1110
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:47,291
好了,我們要怎麼偷車?

1111
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:51,332
我以前用過一個小花招

1112
01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:52,416
(開始租用)

1113
01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:56,582
我原本想的是汽車

1114
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,790
如果付了錢,還算是偷車嗎?

1115
01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,332
我用了公司的卡,所以還是有點壞

1116
01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:03,666
看來監視器系統還不算太糟

1117
01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:05,832
那就是我們要找的人

1118
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,291
給他們一個和平解決的機會

1119
01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,249
- 該死!
- 快走!

1120
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,666
看來是要來硬的了

1121
01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,041
站住!警察!

1122
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,583
我的意思是“站住,我們是警察”
不是叫警察站住

1123
01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,083
跟我來!

1124
01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:30,041
跟丟一個了

1125
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:32,290
嫌犯在逃,我們緊追在後

1126
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:33,833
- 那個沒有接線
- 好啦

1127
01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:39,708
靠!

1128
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:43,750
分頭走!

1129
01:03:46,041 --> 01:03:48,832
好,你去追那個小個子,這個交給我

1130
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:51,375
- 該死的安全帶
- 快下車

1131
01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:53,458
快點!

1132
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,374
- 慘了
- 給我回來

1133
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:57,458
該死,不要

1134
01:03:58,833 --> 01:04:00,041
站住,我操

1135
01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:09,166
回去!

1136
01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:10,458
倒車!

1137
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:13,332
倒車!你以為這藍光是什麼?

1138
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:15,750
你當我開的是冰淇淋車嗎?
給我倒車!

1139
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,832
好,你贏了

1140
01:04:18,833 --> 01:04:20,625
老天啊!

1141
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:25,290
走啊,都給你走
我不過是在追捕逃犯嘛

1142
01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:26,375
給我回來

1143
01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,541
追到你了

1144
01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:34,916
搞什麼...

1145
01:04:39,541 --> 01:04:41,040
- 我沒事
- 你還好嗎?

1146
01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:42,249
我沒事

1147
01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:43,458
那就快讓開

1148
01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:46,415
他往那邊去了,他出乎意料地快

1149
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,458
(康登市場)

1150
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:06,166
操!

1151
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:09,625
抱歉

1152
01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:16,583
不要!

1153
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:20,875
該死

1154
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,750
天啊,這傢伙真會跑

1155
01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:47,791
{\an8}(騎乘結束!請評分)

1156
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,500
天啊!你是怎麼了?

1157
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,250
這很難解釋

1158
01:06:03,958 --> 01:06:05,208
你掉進運河裡了?

1159
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,166
看來也沒那麼難

1160
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:08,499
現在呢?

1161
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,540
我們不能這樣去棄屍現場

1162
01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:12,041
警察盯上腳踏車了

1163
01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:15,000
我知道哪裡能搞到車

1164
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,915
她在等我來吃她的豪華晚餐

1165
01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:20,250
他們應該快吃完了

1166
01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:22,874
我去找鑰匙

1167
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,000
你們別被人看見

1168
01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:26,124
你需要人助攻

1169
01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:27,540
尖兵、側翼、守巢

1170
01:06:27,541 --> 01:06:28,458
不行

1171
01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:31,250
看好屍體,注意周遭

1172
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,250
小凱,你來了

1173
01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:46,666
我帶個朋友來,可以嗎?

1174
01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,208
我們都是朋友啊

1175
01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:55,875
你來轉移注意力,我去找鑰匙

1176
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,625
天啊,我好餓

1177
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,499
開始了嗎?

1178
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:12,082
她到了跟我們說一聲

1179
01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:13,124
等等,什麼?

1180
01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:14,832
媽?這是...

1181
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:16,374
凱特,我們不是要多管閒事

1182
01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:18,124
溫蒂,我想已經開始了

1183
01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:21,832
我們共聚在這裡
是因為我們很關心你

1184
01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:23,040
抱歉,你是誰?

1185
01:07:23,041 --> 01:07:24,250
她是蘿塔

1186
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,666
她是哈里街的心理治療師
得過很多獎

1187
01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:29,541
你好

1188
01:07:30,666 --> 01:07:31,749
謝謝

1189
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:34,749
我們不知道情況有這麼糟

1190
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:38,082
不糟啊,一切都很好

1191
01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:39,791
你臉上那是血嗎?

1192
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,415
- 艾文
- 我去拿你的氣喘藥

1193
01:07:42,416 --> 01:07:44,165
凱特,你喝酒喝得太過火了

1194
01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:45,749
而你身邊的朋友...

1195
01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:48,125
他很明顯在偷東西

1196
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:50,457
我以為這是我的

1197
01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:53,874
吃早午餐時,我們就很擔心了
我們又見到你時...

1198
01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,999
你承認你有在用K他命

1199
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,916
我知道你們想要給我通往自由的鑰匙

1200
01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:01,083
但你們看看我

1201
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,375
說真的,看看我

1202
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,583
拖一下時間

1203
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,457
我成癮了

1204
01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:11,000
- 很好
- 太好了

1205
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,207
- 不行
- 牠喜歡你

1206
01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,208
不行,好

1207
01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:24,750
我從沒見過牠這樣

1208
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,750
你袋子裡裝的是什麼?

1209
01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:29,707
沒什麼,肉而已

1210
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,290
很大一袋肉呢

1211
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:32,958
是啊,很大一袋肉

1212
01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:34,540
我...

1213
01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:37,041
一個屠夫給我的

1214
01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:40,375
我猜他快要退休了

1215
01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:44,041
給牠一小塊應該沒關係吧?

1216
01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:48,624
我扭傷了腳踝,吃了藥就戒不掉了

1217
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:52,041
所以找得到什麼就吃什麼

1218
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:55,040
可待因、維柯汀

1219
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:56,166
曲馬多

1220
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:57,540
地美露...

1221
01:08:57,541 --> 01:08:58,540
繼續說

1222
01:08:58,541 --> 01:08:59,665
波考賽特

1223
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:02,999
安非他命類藥物、猴子鎮靜劑、白妞

1224
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:07,582
一切的開端就是
止咳糖漿、傑克丹尼,還有...

1225
01:09:07,583 --> 01:09:08,666
露絲

1226
01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:10,415
你能坐在我旁邊嗎?

1227
01:09:10,416 --> 01:09:11,958
當然了,親愛的

1228
01:09:12,750 --> 01:09:13,957
我需要一個擁抱

1229
01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:16,875
- 親愛的,來吧
- 我好需要擁抱

1230
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,000
謝謝

1231
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,833
我恐怕得留著自己吃

1232
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:25,499
- 但你有很多
- 對,但我家有很多人

1233
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:28,665
- 阿休,鑰匙拿到了,出發!
- 我該走了

1234
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:29,750
抱歉

1235
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:32,916
我叫的優步到了

1236
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:34,833
我要去戒治中心

1237
01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:37,624
我一看見你們,就撥了電話

1238
01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:39,291
堅持到底,寶貝

1239
01:09:40,041 --> 01:09:41,041
我會的,爸

1240
01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:43,832
快點!

1241
01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,791
走了!快上車!

1242
01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:51,540
- 阿休!
- 好,我上來了!

1243
01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:52,583
開車!

1244
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:13,375
對不起,老兄

1245
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:15,833
你們去哪裡了?

1246
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,541
我們上工吧

1247
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,458
屍體埋好之後

1248
01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:25,250
我們得想辦法把車還回去

1249
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:28,707
擦掉車上的指紋,拆除追蹤裝置

1250
01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:31,666
然後偷偷把鑰匙放回屋內...

1251
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,958
或是這樣也行

1252
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:42,291
我載你們回家

1253
01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:53,125
那條子的手機,送去托登罕谷的
電子產品店進行破解了

1254
01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:56,625
所以...

1255
01:10:57,666 --> 01:11:00,166
破解手機得花多少時間?

1256
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:01,625
用不了多久

1257
01:11:02,416 --> 01:11:04,333
我們很快就能找出內鬼

1258
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:09,541
我要在哪裡讓你們下車?

1259
01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:14,083
這邊就行了

1260
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:22,750
留下來

1261
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:25,708
我想帶你回我家看看

1262
01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:29,375
太棒了

1263
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,583
沒事的,他應付得來

1264
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,500
你確定嗎?

1265
01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:43,500
走吧,我們得找到那支手機

1266
01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:52,166
我們來取那條子的手機

1267
01:11:52,583 --> 01:11:54,458
叫他們把東西交出來

1268
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,915
梅特卡夫下的令

1269
01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:57,290
沒聽過這個人

1270
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,874
不如我打給梅特卡夫

1271
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,708
讓你跟他解釋,你現在自己作主了?

1272
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:10,040
好

1273
01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:11,625
辛格皇宮,請問需要什麼餐點?

1274
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,375
在樓上

1275
01:12:21,375 --> 01:12:23,083
真是波折的一天

1276
01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:25,166
是啊

1277
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:32,791
所以你是一個人住這裡,還是...

1278
01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:35,416
我幫我倆倒杯酒

1279
01:12:37,041 --> 01:12:38,041
黑皮諾?

1280
01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:42,333
好啊,很好

1281
01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:48,082
我能去梳洗一下嗎?

1282
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,541
- 當然
- 好

1283
01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:51,541
槍

1284
01:12:52,125 --> 01:12:53,125
只是一把槍

1285
01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:00,958
謝謝

1286
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,083
所以...

1287
01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:06,750
你喜歡什麼?

1288
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:10,375
這個嘛,近距離魔術,這是當然

1289
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,415
各種煙燻魚

1290
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:13,791
數學遊戲

1291
01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:26,833
你省下了很多麻煩

1292
01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:31,750
上次有人敢對我說不,是在阿富汗

1293
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,500
你在阿富汗打過仗?

1294
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:36,666
不然你以為這是哪來的?

1295
01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:39,125
你最近才去的?

1296
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,708
有些傷永遠不會癒合

1297
01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:43,458
這個傷應該會

1298
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:48,083
若是碰上關達納摩
最慘無人道的拷問官就不會

1299
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:49,666
關達...

1300
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:54,500
所以你是塔利班那一邊的?

1301
01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:56,833
你現在才想通嗎?

1302
01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:00,207
我是你遇過最病態的瘋子

1303
01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:01,499
上菜了

1304
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:05,208
我們不想吃豆子,我們想要披薩騎士

1305
01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:08,875
好耶!他來了!

1306
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,750
根據王室敕令,你們召喚了...

1307
01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:13,624
披薩騎士

1308
01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:16,832
《週一足球夜》由披薩騎士贊助播出

1309
01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:19,290
從冷凍庫拿出來
只需三分鐘便能享用美味

1310
01:14:19,291 --> 01:14:20,708
以女王之名

1311
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:22,333
我們開動吧

1312
01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:24,958
那傢伙

1313
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,000
跟你長得一模一樣

1314
01:14:28,833 --> 01:14:31,208
那傢伙看起來蠢斃了

1315
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,041
你是說我長得很蠢嗎?

1316
01:14:34,791 --> 01:14:36,791
我說的就是那個意思

1317
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,291
那我們就有問題了

1318
01:14:40,125 --> 01:14:41,040
太棒了

1319
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,375
你想打一架嗎,老兄?

1320
01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:48,416
喂!

1321
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,208
你上來這裡做什麼?

1322
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,249
我是...

1323
01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:54,665
我為梅特卡夫工作

1324
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:56,790
- 什麼?
- 沒事的,我為梅特卡夫工作...

1325
01:14:56,791 --> 01:14:58,499
出去,快走,婊子

1326
01:14:58,500 --> 01:14:59,707
- 快點
- 不好意思喔!

1327
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:01,958
不需要動手動腳吧

1328
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:11,833
你這王八蛋

1329
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:23,416
我操

1330
01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:01,000
原來就是你

1331
01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:06,333
你好啊,內鬼

1332
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:23,541
怎麼了?

1333
01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:32,583
一頭栽進我的圈套

1334
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:37,166
我就愛警察這一點,蠢得要命

1335
01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:41,833
一切都很順利嘛,蒼蠅

1336
01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:45,625
我哪料得到這種事?

1337
01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:49,749
警方一定是改了規定
因為他們可是殺了人

1338
01:16:49,750 --> 01:16:52,791
你為他們做擔保
現在他們是你的責任

1339
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:55,207
明天晚上過來

1340
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:57,916
替我跟阿爾巴尼亞幫泡茶

1341
01:16:58,750 --> 01:16:59,875
協議又重新談成了?

1342
01:17:00,875 --> 01:17:02,875
我屈從於他們的條件了

1343
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,458
與此同時...

1344
01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:08,583
這三隻小老鼠

1345
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,750
我爸過世之前

1346
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:17,291
時常在車庫裡修車

1347
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:20,291
快要冬天時,老鼠會跑來

1348
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:24,790
咬壞變速箱裡的所有電線

1349
01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:27,166
讓他一整個夏天的努力全泡湯

1350
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:29,250
但他不會生氣

1351
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,375
我問他為什麼,他說

1352
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,375
“老鼠只是在做牠們該做的事”

1353
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,125
到了深夜

1354
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:41,333
我看見他把老鼠放進桶裡淹死

1355
01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:43,583
於是我說

1356
01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:46,416
“我以為你不氣那些老鼠”

1357
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,416
他回答

1358
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,833
“我只是在做我該做的事”

1359
01:17:57,291 --> 01:17:58,291
你們懂嗎?

1360
01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,500
天啊

1361
01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:11,041
這下完了

1362
01:18:11,791 --> 01:18:12,791
我...

1363
01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:14,416
沒關係的

1364
01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:16,916
是我拉你們進來的

1365
01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:19,332
我們都要死了

1366
01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:22,957
只因為我想證明自己沒有虛度一生

1367
01:18:22,958 --> 01:18:24,874
我真是太蠢了

1368
01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:25,958
不對

1369
01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:28,790
要不是我,你搞不好會成功

1370
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:30,500
我每次都做得太過頭

1371
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:36,249
我不是勞勃狄尼洛

1372
01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:39,875
也不是白蘭度,我甚至不叫馬龍
我的本名是崔斯坦

1373
01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:43,458
我爸是個牙醫

1374
01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:46,916
我打過地區級板球賽

1375
01:18:50,291 --> 01:18:51,500
我是披薩騎士

1376
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:55,208
而那會是我唯一的成就

1377
01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:59,332
我各方面都過得很慘

1378
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:02,624
完全不知道自己在做什麼

1379
01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,999
只是可悲地想要交朋友

1380
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,874
我應該做自己的

1381
01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:08,666
我應該進入葡萄酒行業

1382
01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:19,583
內鬼!

1383
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:24,291
起來

1384
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:26,250
起來

1385
01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:28,208
去那邊

1386
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:09,541
鄉紳開兩槍才死

1387
01:20:12,583 --> 01:20:14,958
你們想扳倒梅特卡夫,我不怪你們

1388
01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:16,750
他簡直不是人

1389
01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:19,708
我是幹不法勾當,但我不是惡人

1390
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:24,750
我不會無緣無故又奪走三條人命

1391
01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:31,833
你們知道嗎?

1392
01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:34,666
我早知道你們有鬼

1393
01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:36,208
原因是

1394
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:37,833
我喜歡你們

1395
01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:42,999
現在你們快滾

1396
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,374
滾得越越的

1397
01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:47,374
敢再出現在這附近,我們就都死定了

1398
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:48,458
知道嗎?

1399
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:50,415
滾

1400
01:20:50,416 --> 01:20:51,416
快滾!

1401
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:04,040
好,11點30分,蓋特威克機場
有飛往哥斯大黎加的班機

1402
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,499
我們非離開不可嗎?

1403
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:08,332
你想要一輩子活得戰戰兢兢嗎?

1404
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,833
但是哥斯大黎加...

1405
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:11,957
我們能去德文郡就好啊

1406
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,457
這是我們重新來過的機會,阿休

1407
01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:16,875
去我們想去的地方,做我們想做的事

1408
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:19,541
你的意思是...

1409
01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:22,125
我們要道別嗎?

1410
01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:27,250
太好了

1411
01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:33,208
阿休,最重要的是
我們還活著,對吧?

1412
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,166
我們現在安全了

1413
01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:43,875
給這幾個混帳上銬

1414
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,332
記住這一刻

1415
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:57,083
這就是抓到大罪犯的感覺

1416
01:21:58,125 --> 01:22:00,457
“即興喜劇演員嗆爆挑釁觀眾”

1417
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,957
現在相信我們了嗎?我們不是罪犯

1418
01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:04,958
好,找到了,你看

1419
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:12,082
如果只是上YouTube
那不算是出名...

1420
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:14,374
- 可以關掉嗎?
- 抱歉,好

1421
01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:18,166
YouTube上能找到
我在2015年的列斯特資安大會提問過

1422
01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:20,165
天啊

1423
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:22,832
比靈思發現可以靠我們撈黑錢

1424
01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:24,999
所以你們系統裡沒有任何證據

1425
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,790
你們以沒有證據作為證據的問題

1426
01:22:27,791 --> 01:22:30,166
在於你們沒有證據

1427
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:33,082
然而我有你們偷車

1428
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:36,165
販運毒品、過失殺人、分屍的證據

1429
01:22:36,166 --> 01:22:38,499
甚至有個人說,你們驚擾到了他的狗

1430
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:40,915
- 我受到了脅迫
- 無論有沒有脅迫,你們犯案了

1431
01:22:40,916 --> 01:22:42,374
我現在就能法辦你們

1432
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:44,333
那就來啊,老大哥

1433
01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:48,041
怎麼了?

1434
01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:52,833
他跟我們的上司說
我們抓到了重量級要犯

1435
01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:55,707
而不是一群小丑

1436
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:56,915
小丑是一門藝術

1437
01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:59,665
好,我有個辦法了

1438
01:22:59,666 --> 01:23:02,374
- 我給你們一次機會
- 是的

1439
01:23:02,375 --> 01:23:04,250
- 你不知道我的計畫
- 繼續說

1440
01:23:05,250 --> 01:23:06,749
回到蒼蠅的團隊中

1441
01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:09,207
戴著竊聽器,去今晚的交易現場

1442
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:12,790
錄下梅特卡夫跟阿爾巴尼亞幫
交易的對話

1443
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:15,665
我們或許就能談免罪協議

1444
01:23:15,666 --> 01:23:16,583
我們做不到

1445
01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:18,666
臥底身分曝光了

1446
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:21,375
梅特卡夫叫蒼蠅收拾掉我們

1447
01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:25,041
那麼,你們的下場大概就是這樣了

1448
01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:28,333
不對

1449
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:31,666
我們還是能錄到交易內容

1450
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,083
怎麼錄?

1451
01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:37,499
蒼蠅想要金盆洗手

1452
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,040
他厭倦了殺戮

1453
01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:40,499
厭倦了江湖

1454
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:43,749
他現在以為我們是臥底警察

1455
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:45,915
我們何不順勢而為?

1456
01:23:45,916 --> 01:23:48,750
即興喜劇第一法則,永遠要說“好”

1457
01:23:53,416 --> 01:23:54,750
我們必須談談

1458
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,374
好,協議是這樣的

1459
01:23:57,375 --> 01:23:59,540
你錄下梅特卡夫的交易內容

1460
01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:03,583
然後我們就會攻堅
拿下他跟阿爾巴尼亞幫

1461
01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:06,832
很難錄到證據的

1462
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:09,458
交貨過程中不會說太多話

1463
01:24:11,416 --> 01:24:15,000
如果你成功,我們就幫助你人間蒸發
讓你去陪女兒

1464
01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:21,125
內鬼抓交替是吧?

1465
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:25,416
好吧

1466
01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,625
盯梢

1467
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:38,958
最古老的辦案手法

1468
01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,499
造型扮得不錯

1469
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:44,583
蒼蠅準備好了?

1470
01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:51,750
好,這是我們的阿爾巴尼亞朋友
還有梅特卡夫的人馬

1471
01:24:52,708 --> 01:24:54,457
蒼蠅跟他們在一起

1472
01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,165
如果他們搜他的身呢?

1473
01:24:56,166 --> 01:24:58,707
各單位注意,雙方人員到齊

1474
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:01,124
等我下令,重複,等我下令

1475
01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:04,208
很高興我們的協議能繼續進行

1476
01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,665
- 誰跟錢過不去呢
- 你要驗貨嗎?

1477
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:08,665
你到底要買多少?

1478
01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:10,916
那是我的事,蒼蠅,你過去就對了

1479
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:12,916
所有單位預備

1480
01:25:16,708 --> 01:25:17,999
貨是純的

1481
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,124
好

1482
01:25:19,125 --> 01:25:20,916
我們的另一項條件呢?

1483
01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:25,665
他任你處置,抱歉了,蒼蠅

1484
01:25:25,666 --> 01:25:26,874
該死

1485
01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:29,208
保你的代價太高了

1486
01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:33,250
天啊

1487
01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:38,374
- 該死
- 叫你的人攻堅

1488
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:40,040
- 要等他們交易
- 他們會殺了他

1489
01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:42,290
我現在沒有證據,要等他們交易

1490
01:25:42,291 --> 01:25:43,665
不能讓他死,他救了我們

1491
01:25:43,666 --> 01:25:45,707
- 要錄到證據
- 我們不需要他活著嗎?

1492
01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:48,040
- 不用,錄音就夠了
- 不需要證人嗎?

1493
01:25:48,041 --> 01:25:49,541
不用,還有他們三個

1494
01:25:52,375 --> 01:25:54,207
- 我們在做什麼?
- 即興演出

1495
01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:56,125
- 他們在搞什麼?
- 天啊

1496
01:25:59,750 --> 01:26:01,458
其實讓我站著就行了

1497
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,500
全都不准動!

1498
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,957
警察!不准動!

1499
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:12,291
放下武器

1500
01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:14,040
麻煩了

1501
01:26:14,041 --> 01:26:15,415
他們哪來的槍?

1502
01:26:15,416 --> 01:26:16,666
那是假槍

1503
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:21,250
你放走了他們!

1504
01:26:21,750 --> 01:26:24,208
他有什麼理由拒絕?我們的待遇更好

1505
01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:28,874
開槍啊,我求之不得!

1506
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,540
這浮誇仔竟然有兩把槍

1507
01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,707
這樣我就能當場斃了你

1508
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:35,415
冷靜,派翠德斯巡佐

1509
01:26:35,416 --> 01:26:39,207
警督,如果你從不讓我開槍
那我受的精準射擊訓練...

1510
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:41,499
因為我不想重蹈荷蘭大使館的覆轍

1511
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:43,416
這太扯了,麥克拉瑞

1512
01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:44,750
你呢?

1513
01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,083
小個子?

1514
01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:50,875
你很安靜呢,而且看起來像是要吐了

1515
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:57,333
對啊

1516
01:26:58,375 --> 01:27:01,124
因為我想到你將要吃的噁心牢飯

1517
01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:02,041
混蛋

1518
01:27:03,708 --> 01:27:04,957
其實呢

1519
01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:06,499
小個子

1520
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:08,415
我是你唯一的出路

1521
01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:11,290
我不在乎你們這些小嘍囉
今晚在玩什麼遊戲

1522
01:27:11,291 --> 01:27:14,124
你們雙方只要拿出一點好處
我就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼

1523
01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:15,374
但那傢伙

1524
01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:17,915
是我們捕捉大魚的重要證人

1525
01:27:17,916 --> 01:27:19,166
所以他得跟我們走

1526
01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:23,833
那我為何不叫他開槍斃了你?

1527
01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:28,207
因為這樣我就沒辦法叫狙擊手

1528
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:30,708
把準星從你們的醜臉上移開

1529
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:37,499
- 他剛剛說“狙擊手”
- 我知道他說了“狙擊手”

1530
01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,583
- 我們有部屬狙擊手嗎?
- 沒有

1531
01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:52,540
天啊,這招搞不好行得通

1532
01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:55,041
我們還沒有證據,他還沒說出口

1533
01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:58,040
我只是好奇問問,你們帶了多少貨?

1534
01:27:58,041 --> 01:28:00,708
50公斤?500萬英鎊?

1535
01:28:01,708 --> 01:28:03,166
你他媽是門外漢吧?

1536
01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:06,915
這裡有500公斤,1000萬英鎊

1537
01:28:06,916 --> 01:28:08,832
錄到了,所有單位進攻!

1538
01:28:08,833 --> 01:28:10,458
- 好耶!
- 快上!

1539
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:16,125
為什麼我越來越覺得

1540
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:19,916
他們只是在臨場瞎編故事?

1541
01:28:26,125 --> 01:28:27,541
“如果爆發衝突...”

1542
01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:30,666
什麼鬼?

1543
01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:13,166
- 手給我舉高!
- 馬上放下武器!

1544
01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:31,749
真不敢相信,竟然成功了

1545
01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:33,250
我會太粗魯嗎?

1546
01:29:34,041 --> 01:29:36,291
搞什麼?說好的不是這樣的啊

1547
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:49,250
蒼蠅

1548
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:52,500
抽錯了積木,就會崩塌瓦解

1549
01:29:54,916 --> 01:29:56,208
我早就察覺到...

1550
01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:10,166
蒼蠅,抱歉

1551
01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:12,124
我是逼不得已的

1552
01:30:12,125 --> 01:30:13,208
沒關係的

1553
01:30:17,166 --> 01:30:18,625
若是我,我也會背叛你

1554
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,166
我也確實背叛了你

1555
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:25,333
我們幫他爭取到免罪協議
但你恐怕得靠自己了

1556
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:28,625
- 你該走了,莎希
- 好

1557
01:30:36,458 --> 01:30:37,458
等等

1558
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:48,125
再見了,鄉紳

1559
01:31:00,333 --> 01:31:01,583
來生再續前緣吧,兄弟

1560
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:05,458
我們真的接吻了...

1561
01:31:09,208 --> 01:31:10,208
喂

1562
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:15,083
哪門子的警察會拿假槍?

1563
01:31:19,750 --> 01:31:20,750
假警察

1564
01:31:24,041 --> 01:31:26,833
我就知道你們鬼中還有鬼

1565
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:31,500
說吧,你們的真實身分是什麼?

1566
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:38,958
我們是即興喜劇演員

1567
01:31:42,666 --> 01:31:44,166
這也真是夠怪的

1568
01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:47,290
確實很離譜

1569
01:31:47,291 --> 01:31:48,458
我其實比較算是演員

1570
01:31:50,125 --> 01:31:51,416
他媽的演員,是吧?

1571
01:31:54,416 --> 01:31:55,416
拿去

1572
01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,083
你們會需要的

1573
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:01,583
該死

1574
01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:04,500
- 你還好嗎?
- 沒事

1575
01:32:07,291 --> 01:32:08,249
恭喜

1576
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:10,624
蒼蠅下午在葡萄牙落地了

1577
01:32:10,625 --> 01:32:13,582
倫敦兩大犯罪集團首腦落網

1578
01:32:13,583 --> 01:32:15,249
他們現在群龍無首

1579
01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:18,165
但就像九頭蛇,頭會再長...

1580
01:32:18,166 --> 01:32:20,540
- 我叫你不要說了
- 我以為你在幫我鋪哏

1581
01:32:20,541 --> 01:32:21,665
- 閉嘴
- 好

1582
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:24,374
有沒有漏網之魚,或是...

1583
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:26,165
莎希逃掉了

1584
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:29,333
太好了,因為...

1585
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:31,457
其他人都抓到了

1586
01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:32,915
這很棒,不是嗎?

1587
01:32:32,916 --> 01:32:34,790
所以,謝謝你們

1588
01:32:34,791 --> 01:32:36,040
這案子讓我們升遷了

1589
01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:38,207
現在我是道斯警司

1590
01:32:38,208 --> 01:32:41,750
以及比華利刑事警督

1591
01:32:42,666 --> 01:32:44,624
我們不知道你們原本的職等,所以...

1592
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:45,665
我們升官了

1593
01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:47,790
你們要怎麼保護我們?
給我們新身分嗎?

1594
01:32:47,791 --> 01:32:51,874
證人保護的難處在於
不能讓人認出你們

1595
01:32:51,875 --> 01:32:53,666
所以,以你們的狀況...

1596
01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:56,916
你們回去做原本在做的事就好了

1597
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:02,666
這位是馬龍
試鏡飛車黨老大“公爵”的角色

1598
01:33:03,416 --> 01:33:05,791
這創意不錯
但那疤痕可以先擦掉嗎?

1599
01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:07,416
要是擦得掉就好了

1600
01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:13,083
然後我轉頭跟老闆說:“死一邊去!”

1601
01:33:15,416 --> 01:33:17,125
現在我自己當老闆了

1602
01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:23,125
“他說:‘老鼠只是在做
牠們該做的事’

1603
01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:29,208
到了深夜,我看見他
把老鼠放進桶裡淹死

1604
01:33:29,875 --> 01:33:31,916
我說:‘我以為你不氣那些老鼠’

1605
01:33:32,583 --> 01:33:34,541
他說:‘我只是在做我該做的事’”

1606
01:33:36,708 --> 01:33:39,333
打給法蘭西斯,說找到公爵的人選了

1607
01:33:52,833 --> 01:33:54,665
臥底任務的傳言是真的嗎?

1608
01:33:54,666 --> 01:33:57,041
大家都在傳,你成了傳奇

1609
01:33:59,625 --> 01:34:02,915
好,我是凱特,你們的老師

1610
01:34:02,916 --> 01:34:04,540
我們直接開始吧

1611
01:34:04,541 --> 01:34:06,000
你們兩個,上來吧

1612
01:34:07,458 --> 01:34:09,790
我一拍手就開始演

1613
01:34:09,791 --> 01:34:12,165
不要想太多,專注在當下

1614
01:34:12,166 --> 01:34:16,125
記住了,永遠要信任自己的搭檔

1615
01:34:16,958 --> 01:34:17,832
好嗎?

1616
01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:19,333
- 好!
- 好!

1617
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:22,500
預備...

1618
01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:26,708
《笑闖黑幫》

1619
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:06,499
字幕翻譯:林律齊

1620
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:08,583
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