.
- [vocalizing]
[laughs]
[giggles]
[trumpeting lips]
- OK, all right.
Remember when you asked me if medical marijuana
was the same as regular marijuana,
and would it get you high? And I said it was.
And you said you'd never use it
because you didn't want to get high?
- Yeah. - Did you forget that?
What is up with you?
- I can't talk about it. My lips are sealed.
- OK. - With a kiss.
- [gasps] Wait! With Emmett?
[gasps] Oh, my gosh!
Where did you kiss him? - Ew.
On the lips.
- No. What room?
- In the kitchen.
I think I'm gonna put a plaque up.
[giggling]
- OK, so when you asked for advice
and I told you that relationships
are like sharks that need to keep moving,
you actually listened? - I did.
- [sighs] - This shark is hauling butt!
- Yeah!
- Welcome to the movie "Jaws." - Aw, yay!
Except you do know that the shark gets killed
at the end of "Jaws"? - [chuckles]
- But yay!
- Gabby, I'm gonna tell you something
I've never told you before.
You give good advice.
- [scoffs] Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna put up a plaque.
So what romantic thing did he say to you
right before he kissed you?
- Well, actually, he didn't say anything.
And I kissed him.
- Oh. OK.
All right, well, what did he say after you kissed him?
- I don't think he said anything.
- Huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-oh.
I think we just saw the end of the movie "Jaws."
- * Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight *
* To get through the day *
* And sleep on through the night *
* But here you'll find a place *
* That'll surely lift your spirits *
* You belong at Happy's Place *
- You just blurt out, "I've known about Isabella
for years," and walk out?
I had to spend all night lying awake,
thinking about this secret of ours.
- Ours? It's my secret.
- Uh, correction-- it was your secret
till you blabbed it to me. Now it's ours.
Which means I need to know all the details.
When did you find out?
How did Happy meet Isabella's mother?
What did he think of me as a person?
- Hey. - Nothing.
- What? - Nothing.
We're talking about the weather.
- Oh. It's nice outside.
- [laughs exaggeratedly]
- OK. I'll catch you guys later.
- Jeez, Emmett. Way to panic.
- Listen, I laid awake last night, too,
trying to figure out if this is something
I need to tell Bobbie.
- No, it isn't.
- And why is that?
- Because everything worked out, didn't it?
Isabella is here.
She and Bobbie love each other.
And it wouldn't accomplish anything.
- Except for starting our relationship
on a foundation of honesty.
- Oh, don't preach to me about honesty.
I pride myself on being a very honest--
tornado warning.
- You really should be working for the CIA, you know?
And I got some serious thinking to do,
which means you're gonna have to leave.
- OK.
But while you figure it out, no more weird looks
when Bobbie waves at you.
Just be Emmett, OK?
- OK. Good advice.
- Not regular Emmett, a good Emmett.
- Out. - Out.
[upbeat music]
* *
- [chuckles] Table for two?
- Could you help me grab the other stuff in my car
I brought from Happy's house?
Thank you.
- So what are you doing with Daddy's stuffed Rocky?
- Oh, I get it, like "Rocky Raccoon"
from the Beatles.
- No, like Rocky Balboa from the movie.
Daddy had a weird system of naming things.
Hi, I'm a girl named Bobbie.
- [chuckles] Well, can we keep it?
It's the last thing, I swear.
- Where would you like this? - Dumpster.
- Office.
- We're supposed to be cleaning Daddy's house out to sell it,
not to bring all of his junk in here.
- Oh, hey, Isabella.
[as Rocky] Yo, Adrian.
- I'm sorry.
It's just that everything in the house is so cool.
- Aw, it's so sad that you guys have to sell Happy's house.
I would give anything to buy it.
Well, you know, anything that doesn't include money.
Oh!
Isabella, after you left last night,
you missed some big news.
Bobbie kissed Emmett.
- Oh, my gosh!
- And destroyed their relationship.
- Oh, my gosh.
- It's not destroyed.
You can't destroy a relationship
with a kiss, right?
- Oh, I'm not sure.
Let's ask Judas.
Well, Emmett's been a little distant
since the smooch. - Distant how?
- Distant like Emmett, only more so.
I got to figure this out.
- [sighs] Well, fortunately, I have
a pretty great track record when it comes
to giving Bobbie advice, and I got an idea.
Pretend you're having a heart attack.
And then when Emmett tries to give you CPR,
you just grab him, and you kiss him again,
and then you say, "What's your problem, big boy?"
- Take the plaque down.
- Have you considered maybe-- oh, I don't know--
asking him what's going on? - No.
He'd lie rather than hurt my feelings,
which is one of the reasons why I like him,
which is one of the reasons why I kissed him,
which is the reason why I'm in this mess.
- Oh! I have another idea.
No, no.
You don't have a pole at your house.
- I know I've teased you and Emmett about
being old-fashioned, but maybe he found
the kiss a little forward.
- Forward? - Thinks you're a hussy.
- You're a hussy.
- I'm talking about the normal progression of a relationship.
Have you told Emmett what he really means to you?
- Not exactly.
And by that, I mean no.
[chuckles]
- Has Emmett told you what you really mean to him?
- [laughs] - Emmett?
Yeah, that's also a no.
- And yet you still went ahead and kissed him.
Too bold a move, Red. - Hmm.
Says the woman who recommended a pole dance.
So I need something that'll tell me it's OK
for me to tell him how I really feel.
Thursday's Emmett's birthday.
If I can give him a gift and he accepts it,
then I can feel like I can open up to him.
- You know what? That could work, Bobbie.
If he reacts positively to anything that you give him,
that means that he's got special feelings
for a special lady.
- [chuckles]
- Or it could backfire, and you're a dead shark.
- Mm.
.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, Takoda. Hi.
- Hey. Looking for Emmett?
- Pfft, no. I wasn't looking for him.
- Mm.
Still me.
- [chuckles] Uh, yeah.
I was actually looking for Emmett
but not for any special reason. No biggie.
- OK, he'll be back soon.
- Great. Thanks.
- Oh, hey, it's Steve.
- OK, time to acknowledge the elephant in the room.
I know you're wondering why Emmett and I have been spending
so much time just the two of us,
not the three of us, like usual.
- Well, I assume it's because he wants
to talk about something with you
that he doesn't want me to know about.
- But--but--
but wouldn't that bother you?
- No. - Be honest.
- OK.
No.
- Who knew it would be so painful
to sell Happy's house?
- You're sweet, Gabby, but I'm OK.
- I meant for me.
I spent a lot of time at that place.
You know, I was a part of Happy's
weekly poker game for years.
- Love poker!
One time in Austin, I'm in a real nosebleed game.
I got cowboys in the hole. The guy across from me?
Showing rockets, but it's all bricks in the turn.
And then who comes riding along the river?
John Wayne!
- I was in charge of snacks.
Um, so, anyway, I was thinking about what a hassle
it will be for you guys to find a realtor.
And I have an idea.
- Oh, you know a good one?
- My idea is that you sell Happy's house to me.
- To you?
I thought you didn't have that kind of money, Gabby.
- No, I do not.
Um, but the other part of my idea is that
you sell it to me really cheap. [laughs]
- [chuckles] - Hey, guys.
I found the perfect gift for Emmett's birthday--
this!
- That's a fishing rod I brought from Daddy's house.
- OK, so your idea of the perfect gift
is to give Emmett, a guy who already has
a million fishing rods, another fishing rod?
You should get him a bandana too.
- It's Daddy's lucky fishing rod!
He always said that the only thing
he couldn't catch was a cold.
- You know what?
I have heard Emmett say that the reason he buys
so many rods is because he lost his lucky one.
Bobbie could be right. This might be the perfect gift.
- Oh, hey, Emmett.
Somebody said the fish are really jumping out at the lake.
Maybe we ought to go out there and try our luck.
- Yeah, maybe.
- I thought we could go tomorrow,
if you have any interest in that at all.
- You know what?
Let's do it.
Look out, little fishies!
We're coming for you!
Yee-haw!
* *
Steve, could you come on in for a sec?
Steve... [sighs]
What kind of man do you think I am?
I mean, if you had to describe me?
- Grouchy, quarrelsome, ill-humored.
- I'm a simple man, Steve.
- [chuckles] OK.
- You saw how I acted when Bobbie
asked me to take her fishing.
Was that a simple man that you saw?
- No, that was a lunatic.
- Keeping this secret is turning me into somebody
that I don't wanna be.
- So I think I'm hearing you say you're going to tell her.
- Yeah, I am.
Tomorrow at the fishing shack.
- OK.
And on the same subject, how would you describe me?
- I'd prefer not to do that.
- I'm sensitive,
you jackass.
And that's how I know that Takoda
is feeling jealous about
our private conversations about this.
- Takoda jealous? Yeah, I don't think so.
- Well, I do, and I'm the sensitive one, stupid.
I'm asking permission to tell him what's going on.
- OK, permission granted.
Just let me tell Bobbie first. - OK.
And I will swear him to secrecy.
- You don't have to worry about Takoda.
The man can keep a secret.
- Let's hope so.
- I know so.
I've told him a lot of stuff nobody else knows.
* *
.
[upbeat music]
- Ooh! Hey.
How is Bobbie feeling about her little trip
to the fish shack today?
- I'd say pretty confident.
People don't usually shave their legs to go fishing.
- Ah.
Ooh, here you go. - Oh.
- So, hey, have you given any thought to my idea?
- I have.
And if we bedazzle our aprons, Emmett's not gonna wear his.
- No, about selling me your dad's house.
- [chuckles]
I didn't think that was serious.
- Well, why would you think that an idea of mine
wasn't serious?
- Uh, bedazzling our aprons?
- I am totally serious.
If I have a kid this year, how cool would it be
if I raised them in Happy's house?
- That would definitely be cool.
- OK, so let's do it.
- Maybe we should wait to talk about this with Bobbie.
- But you're nicer.
- OK. [chuckles] Well,
I've got to be honest.
With the prices I've been seeing around town,
I think the house could list for a lot of money.
- OK, see, well, I have a workaround for that, OK?
You give me that discount we talked about.
- What discount? - The family discount.
- Ah. - No.
See, Isabella, this is a total win-win, OK?
You guys get to sell the house, but thanks to my discount,
it stays in the family, you know?
I mean, it's like-- it's the perfect plan.
- Well, yeah, except you're not really in the family.
- I was until you showed up.
I'm so sorry. I did not mean to say--
- I'm busy.
Excuse me.
[acoustic music]
* *
- Well, here we are. - Yep.
We're here, all right.
- You want to put your bag down?
- No. No.
Because, eventually, I'm gonna give it to you.
It's your birthday gift.
- You got me a birthday gift?
- Yes, sir, I did.
- Huh.
You know I'm not big on birthday gifts.
- Yeah, I know that.
That's why I left the truck running.
- [sighing] All right.
Ha!
Well, you little rascal. - [chuckles]
- I can't believe it.
- I knew you'd like it.
It's Daddy's lucky fishing rod.
- No, Bobbie. This is my lucky fishing rod.
- What?
- That old man of yours borrowed it ten years ago
and never gave it back.
- Well, that son of a gun.
He conveniently left that part of the story out
when he was bragging about that thing.
- Yeah, your dad did that a lot.
- Yeah.
- Happy never told the whole truth.
- [chuckles]
- Yeah, it's funny how sometimes not saying something
is kind of like...lying.
- Now, that is funny.
- [sighs] Look, Bobbie--
- Emmett, I need to tell you something.
I've been keeping a secret.
It's about you when Isabella showed up.
.
- So you have a secret about me when Isabella showed up?
I need whiskey.
I need to find this whiskey somewhere.
- Because I didn't know anything about Isabella.
When she showed up, good Lord of living, it was a shocker.
- Well, I'm confused.
What does this secret have to do with me?
- You're the only reason I got through all of that.
- I am? - Heck yeah.
You were just as surprised as I was.
But you just kept calm and kept being you.
And that helped me get through it all,
so I could still be me. You're my rock, Emmett.
- You've never said this to me before.
Why now?
- 'Cause you need to know how I really feel about you.
I shouldn't have kept it a secret.
- That's OK, Bobbie.
You just got to know the right time
to tell a secret and...
the right time to keep one.
- OK, now, I need you to tell me something.
- OK.
- Did I mess things up the other night when I kissed you?
- Hmm, let me think about that a second.
Uh...
Now that's a birthday gift.
- [chuckles]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hey, I was wondering, if you're not busy,
if now would be a good time for me to apologize.
- I'm busy.
And I don't need an apology.
- Oh.
Well, that is very gracious of you.
- What I need is an explanation.
- Dang it!
- Where did all that anger come from?
- It wasn't anger. It was--
I'm jealous of you, Isabella.
And I think I have been since you showed up.
- What are you jealous of?
That I was abandoned by a father I never knew?
- No.
Although I would have loved it if my mother had taken a hike.
- I don't have a whole lot to be jealous of.
- What?
Except this.
I mean, you are just so damn lovable!
I mean, everybody loves you--
Bobbie, Emmett,
Takoda, Steve,
even that mean lady who always sends back her Bloody Marys.
- Oh, Claire. She's a sweetheart.
- See?
That's you.
Look... [sighs]
I come from a family that has a limited,
very limited, amount of love,
and whatever everybody else got just meant less for me.
- I'm sorry that happened to you.
OK, that wasn't fair.
- It also happened with pizza.
I really feel bad that I said what I said to you.
I do.
- Do you wanna feel worse? - No.
What? What do you mean?
- When I first got here, Bobbie wasn't exactly thrilled.
I wasn't feeling the love that you're talking about.
I do now but not then.
- Yeah, she was kind of prickly.
- The first love I felt in this place was from you.
- Oh.
Yeah, I do feel worse.
- I like being in this family.
I like being in your family, Gabby.
- Me too.
Does this mean I get the family discount?
- [inhales sharply] I'm busy.
* *
- Wow.
I can't imagine how hard it must have been
to walk around holding on to that secret.
- Yeah, but I had to do it for Emmett.
- You're a good man, Steve,
but I was talking about Emmett.
- Of course.
Must have been hard for him as well.
I just hope now that he's told Bobbie,
things are gonna be OK between them.
- Should we pray about it?
- No, I'll just, you know, hope.
- They're here!
I hope it all went OK with the birthday gift.
- Would you like to pray? - Yes.
Dear Lord, help me figure out how I can buy Happy's house.
Amen.
I felt something.
[dramatic music]
* *
- We should have prayed.