1 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,222 Previously on "The Valley"... 2 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:07,702 I made a meal train for Brittany, 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,052 so I'll send it to everybody. 4 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,270 What does that mean exactly? 5 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:11,663 It's just like, you sign up for a day to 6 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:12,751 send her a meal or make a meal and drop it off. 7 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,535 And for Cruz. 8 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,015 Yeah. Do you want to send us a list of Cruz approved foods? 9 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,104 I'll put it on the meal train. 10 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,279 - Love it. - Thank you. 11 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:19,844 So what days are you here next week? 12 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,108 I'm coming up Friday morning. 13 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,327 What? No, that's not what you said. 14 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:24,807 We've talked about this, like, five times. 15 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:28,027 I asked the bare minimum of Brandon, and 16 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,160 since he had taken off work, which I cannot believe I did 17 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,815 this, but he asked if I could give him some money. 18 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,730 I thought you were doing that to help me. 19 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,339 I mean, I am. 20 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,950 Okay. 21 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,475 I've asked for a divorce officially. 22 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:41,911 We don't have papers to sign. 23 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,392 - We do have papers. - Okay. 24 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,267 - What are you drinking? - Drinking water. 25 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,051 And it was with Jasmine and Zack. 26 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,184 They brought up your drinking. 27 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:55,837 And I'm like, we're talking about this again? 28 00:00:55,838 --> 00:01:00,059 If I do feel like I need to sneak it or hide it. 29 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:04,064 - But you shouldn't have to. - I know I shouldn't. 30 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:07,241 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 31 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,894 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 32 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:16,424 ♪ Everything is all right 33 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,078 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 34 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,702 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 35 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:40,796 - Oh, hello. - Look at you. 36 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,231 I brought you spaghetti. 37 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,191 I don't have a cute container to bring it over 38 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,932 in, so this is what we're down to. 39 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:50,371 - Thank you. Kingsley. - You look really good. 40 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:53,068 Look, you can't really tell much, but... 41 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,375 I can tell that your boobs are smaller. 42 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:57,203 - Yeah. And your waist. - And your... 43 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,466 The drains look almost clear, though. 44 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,554 They'll eventually get clear. 45 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,470 - Yeah. - I gotta tuck my balls in. 46 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,646 - Is Jason okay? - He's been up and down. 47 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,168 He's just worried about, like, missing stuff 48 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:09,390 and, like, losing all of his muscles. 49 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:10,955 He's not gonna lose those muscles. 50 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:13,132 - I know, right? - How long was Brandon here for? 51 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,569 He was here for just one night and a half. 52 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:16,701 I thought he was staying longer. 53 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,486 Well, he keeps, like, changing the day. 54 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:22,707 He's supposed to be coming tonight and stay until Monday. 55 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,752 And then whenever he was here, he was like, 56 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:24,883 I can't come till Friday. 57 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,580 That would be fine if you weren't 58 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,235 recovering from surgery and needed help. 59 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:29,584 And we had already had it planned, 60 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,412 and he took off just to help me. 61 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:34,110 There are very few times in life where I say 62 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,633 we have to make something about me. 63 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,550 But if I'm coming out of a major surgery where I cannot even go 64 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:42,814 to the bathroom by myself, then, yeah, it should be about me. 65 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,208 You're my boyfriend. You can take care of me for three days. 66 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,775 If something doesn't change, 67 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:50,474 then we're not going to be able to do this. 68 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,656 I get overwhelmed when I come here because I don't 69 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,093 know if I want to, like, buy meat or if I want to just, 70 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,140 like, eat, like, chicken or cakes. 71 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:07,012 I'm so stimulated. There's a lot of food. 72 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,364 - No. Baby. - You want a baby? 73 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:14,106 No, I want to hold their baby. 74 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,804 You excited your first farmer's market, Kaia. 75 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,285 She just said she wanted a baby. 76 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,199 Well, I said I want to hold your baby. 77 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,418 I didn't hear that part. I just said I want a baby. 78 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,421 All this pickle talk I guess has you worked up, huh? 79 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:25,640 Yeah. 80 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:29,470 This is my party. 81 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:30,993 I love that you know the pickle guy. 82 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,474 So excited. 83 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,172 Why doesn't everyone love pickles so much? 84 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:37,782 Like, what did pickles do to other people? 85 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,307 My stomach is growling. 86 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:41,699 Oh, my God. - What? 87 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,441 - That is so good. - I hate pickles. 88 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,529 They just gross me out. - Come on. 89 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,750 I don't care if it's a pickle handpicked by God. 90 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,054 I don't like pickles. 91 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,840 I could rattle off a list for about an hour 92 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,146 of the things that make Lacy so wonderful. 93 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,497 Her hate for pickles makes me question our friendship. 94 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:59,063 Jesse, would you like to touch tips? 95 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:03,243 - Just the tip, though. - Boys will be boys always. 96 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,202 Wait. The pickle breath. 97 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:09,118 I haven't had a pickle yet. 98 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:11,468 You know, I haven't heard from Danny or Nia since the surgery. 99 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,209 But they're leaving public comments, right? 100 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:14,776 Yeah, public comments on my Instagram post. 101 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,084 But neither one of them have reached out to me. 102 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,217 And it bothered me that Nia 103 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,132 didn't add her to the meal train thing. 104 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,700 But added Lacy. It's very rude. 105 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:26,918 - Oh, she added Lacy? - She added Lacy. 106 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,311 But not one of your dearest friends. 107 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,747 Should I be offended that she hasn't said anything? 108 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,447 I would think so. It seems like she's trying to do a lot 109 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,144 of things to look like she's being a good friend. 110 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,319 Why not actually do one? 111 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,451 Like stop by or call? 112 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,801 We've learned anything, It's not about real life. 113 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,021 It's about the look of things. 114 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,849 I tried to point that out in Santa Barbara last year, 115 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,199 and it did not go over well at all. 116 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,593 I'm just, like, upset with glad that I'm going to keep 117 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,726 so much and, like-- - So you have to attack me 118 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:52,856 because you're going through so much. 119 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,294 - No. - It's not----ing fair. 120 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,729 I'm going through so much. 121 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:58,254 My husband's in rehab and like my own friends 122 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,387 like had to like, like I can't even act like 123 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,996 their husband's drunk for one night? 124 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,086 It's getting like ridiculous. 125 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:05,869 She needs to remember at the Mexican 126 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,089 restaurant, she's [bleep] you, Janet! 127 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,656 Yeah, she needs one of those nights. 128 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,354 - It's too intense for me. - Always tears when it's intense. 129 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,748 Janet, [bleep] you. you. 130 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,444 I'm not gonna lie, turned me out a little. 131 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:19,057 Yeah, maybe it'll happen at the-- at Tom's party. 132 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,625 So I had dinner with Tom and Danny the other day. 133 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,366 - Uh-huh. - And then we got into the Danny 134 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:26,021 conversation and it's like I'm 135 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:27,501 drawing a line in the sand in front of me. 136 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,633 - About what? - With Danny and his drinking. 137 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,635 Like people wanna talk about drinking. 138 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:32,810 Let's talk about my drinking. You know what I mean? 139 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:33,985 Let's stop talking about Danny's. 140 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,987 Let's talk about anyone's other than Lala. 141 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,468 I'm sick of everyone attacking Danny 142 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,166 who's like the best communicator, the best parent. 143 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,994 But you haven't seen 144 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,649 dark side Danny come out and it is a character. 145 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,695 I understand that, but I've seen dark side everyone. 146 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,654 I've seen dark side Brittany. 147 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,742 I'm still nice to Brittany. I'm not talking about her 148 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,137 at Yamashiro a year later. 149 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,095 At Yamashiro, Brittany and Michelle, like, the way 150 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,315 they screamed at me was so just like unwarranted and mean girl. 151 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:06,975 Like if we're gonna talk who's on worst 152 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,020 behavior drunk, those two screaming 153 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:12,284 the F word in my face is much worse than Danny 154 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,112 being annoying and belligerent. 155 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,636 I'll tell you one thing. 156 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:18,420 Jax saying last year that he was coming after them, 157 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:21,250 you can't tell me that Brittany wasn't on board with that. 158 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,819 Because I watched her reaction to how you guys. 159 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,690 That sounds like a Jax solo project to me. 160 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,518 Yeah. And Brittany's yelling at 161 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,781 Nia saying that look what I'm going through. 162 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,262 You won't share. You won't even say your husband's upstairs 163 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,829 drunk it's like, all right, well that's... 164 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,091 You can't be with someone for 165 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:37,135 10 years without picking up some of their-- 166 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,222 some things about them. 167 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:39,224 I think everything that happened 168 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,226 in Santa Barbara was just Brittany 169 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:44,229 being in her feelings about Jax. 170 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,493 - Right. - And deflecting. 171 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,930 Honestly, I think that Brittany just finds 172 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,410 Danny to be annoying. 173 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,195 And I think Janet is the bug in Brittany's ear. 174 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,718 And I also understand why 175 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,635 Jesse might think it's Jax, but I don't. 176 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,202 I feel like that about every single person in the group. 177 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:03,335 Like, if you're gonna go after Danny, 178 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,774 that's where I'm gonna have an issue. 179 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,915 - I love this place. - This is so cute. 180 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,138 - Right behind you. - Thank you. 181 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,270 Yeah, you're welcome. 182 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:28,360 Do you have an espresso martini? 183 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,971 I do have an espresso martini. 184 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,539 Do you want one? - No, I'll do a dirty martini. 185 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:37,457 An extra dirty, please. Oh, and can we also do two shots? 186 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:38,849 Thank you so much. 187 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,896 Okay, I'll wait till we get our drinks first, but. 188 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,027 Oh, is there something you want to tell me? 189 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,115 I don't know. Maybe I'm like, 190 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,553 you need shots. I've been stressed out. 191 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,163 I'm getting all these quotes from vendors, 192 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,252 and it stressing me out. I'm like. 193 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,646 Like, I might have to start selling feet pictures 194 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,516 at this point because sh--'s too expensive. 195 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,953 You have beautiful feet. I mean, I wouldn't buy them. 196 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,172 But, yeah, they're great. 197 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,783 Oh, thanks. You went buy my feet pictures? 198 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,309 Let me tell you, a New Jersey wedding is out of control, 199 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:07,791 and Melissa is literally related to half a New Jersey. 200 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:10,098 So this wedding is gonna be way over six figures. 201 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,752 And thank God for our parents, 202 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,189 because I'm like, I need this, mom. 203 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,974 I need a violin just for 30 minutes, 204 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,150 who's gonna cost me $4,000. 205 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,587 So I have a toast. 206 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,589 I love you so much. You know that 207 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:23,851 you're my best friend, 208 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,680 and I need you by my side, and I would love 209 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,856 it if you would be a part of me and Melissa's wedding. 210 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:32,511 - Am I the maid of honor? - No, I'm not having one at all. 211 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,514 I've been so stressed, and there's so many things I need to 212 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,385 do, and I feel like I need my best friend to help me. 213 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,301 So do you accept? - I accept. 214 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,216 I have never been the maid of honor, actually. 215 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,958 It is a lot of responsibility, 216 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,047 so I really didn't want it anyway. 217 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,528 Anyway, I have a lot of pressure with, like, 218 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,095 me and Melissa been deciding, like, where we're gonna, like, 219 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,402 put our roots down, you know, if it wants to be Jersey. 220 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:54,882 And, you know, I've been here for the last, 221 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,971 like, 10 years of my life, and my parents aren't even in 222 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:57,841 Jersey anymore. They're in North Carolina. 223 00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,930 So we're on this, like, 224 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,497 okay, where do you want to raise our family? 225 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:02,802 Oh, my God. 226 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,413 So many things we have to talk about. 227 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,720 Benji's, number one. We ain't having kids for a couple years. 228 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:10,201 Like, if I'm gonna marry Benji, it's like... 229 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,727 The entire plan we had just got sh-- on. 230 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,425 Have you read the news lately? 231 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:17,731 I know. 232 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,692 This whole situation 233 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:27,261 is just absolutely devastating because it does 234 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,047 really start to make us 235 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:34,530 question how we're ever gonna make this work 236 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,488 long term. 237 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,795 How the [bleep] are you gonna be here unless I marry you? 238 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,101 Don't let discourage you and like 239 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,363 think that, okay, your relationship's done. 240 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,320 It's over. 241 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,192 You guys truly love each other and you're gonna make it work. 242 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,627 You love him. - No. He's the best. 243 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,370 He takes care of you. He loves you. 244 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,067 But here's my thing. - I know. Sorry. 245 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,462 - No, no, you can cry. Cry. - No, I'm not gonna cry. 246 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:56,160 Look, a little bump in your plan. 247 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,076 Is that better? I'm not crying. 248 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,427 Good. You laughed at it. 249 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,691 Now I laughed. - Goodbye. 250 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,431 Coming up... 251 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,345 I had dinner with Danny and Jesse. 252 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,871 Where'd you guys go? This little spot in the Valley by the bar 253 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,307 formerly known as Jax's old school spot. 254 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,526 Wow, look at you guys. 255 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,051 Building bars and then making them go out of business. 256 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,315 Sh--. 257 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,855 - Cute little store. - It is. 258 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,901 How's it going, man? - Good, how are you? 259 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,120 Oh, man, it's been a morning. 260 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:46,471 I cannot believe that it is your all's 10-year anniversary. 261 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,516 Ten-year wedding anniversary, man. 262 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,344 Shouldn't we be in like a diamond store instead of. 263 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,260 No offense. That is very cute but... 264 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,130 Well, I already did get something... 265 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,176 A little bit bigger. 266 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,656 A little bit. Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 267 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,962 Because the 10-year is diamonds. 268 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,094 - Now that is the best. - Genius. 269 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,488 So this is kind of like we're getting her like a little gift. 270 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:04,925 A little something else. A little something else. 271 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:07,928 Yeah, I like that. - She does love... 272 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:11,235 Let me see a good crystal. 273 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:15,412 What do you think of this? Where's the price on this thing? 274 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,678 I think this is not a gun store. So let's put. 275 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:23,029 Now after I get the vasectomy, this is 276 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,118 gonna be needed a lot. 277 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,120 But you can't do it for a while. 278 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,861 Oh, no. You have to do it. 279 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,079 Oh, that's right. I forgot. - 35 times. 280 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,516 - Sorry. 35 times before you... - 35 times. 281 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,605 Have you set a date for it? 282 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,217 So it looks like we've locked in a date, yeah. 283 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:40,090 I could cry thinking about never having another baby ever again. 284 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,309 Stop. 285 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,658 You're getting a vasectomy in a week. 286 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,139 I can't wait to come with you. - Exactly. 287 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,141 - This is the problem. - Oh, there's something else. 288 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:51,449 So the week that I'm doing it, Nia is judging Miss USA. 289 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,712 I wanted to go with her. 290 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,322 Lake Tahoe or Reno or something. 291 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:57,847 So I am solo dolo. 292 00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:01,024 I am a little worried about 293 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:05,159 post-vasectomy recovery with having three kids. 294 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,552 Nia's taking the baby, but she's also taking 295 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,730 her mother, my mother-in-law, 296 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,340 who is supposed to be taking care of me. 297 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,952 But actually for your birthday, because I know your birthday's 298 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,867 coming up, I was gonna give you a $200 gift 299 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,826 card for the vasectomy. 300 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:23,219 Perfect. Because that guy is not cheap. 301 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,832 Speaking of our birthdays though, I've been saying, like, 302 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,790 we should all do a trip or something. 303 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:31,967 'Cause Tom, me, you, Jason, all have 304 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,927 birthdays within five days of each other. 305 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,016 As much as I don't want to share my birthday with 306 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,061 somebody, I feel like that would be really fun 307 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,412 if we like, did like a quick Mexican vacation or something. 308 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,327 - That sounds amazing. - Okay, great. 309 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:46,591 Although as much as I'd love to have him there, 310 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,116 would Jason even be able to. 311 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,336 He's in like post, post. - Oh, yeah. 312 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,989 Okay, well, we can FaceTime in on his birthday. 313 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,819 You can figure that out, you can. 314 00:12:57,124 --> 00:13:02,259 I will say that I feel like we should invite everybody. 315 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,478 Specifically Janet, obviously. - Because you're 316 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,828 best friends with Janet now. - Cute. 317 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,743 Recently, I think she's realizing 318 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,267 she doesn't want to be the person 319 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,313 that she was actually being. 320 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,619 And she wants to like, move past that. 321 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:17,579 It will take a lot of time, if ever. 322 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,320 I'm fine with her being there. - Great. 323 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,802 But she's just you know, kind of out of sight, out of mind. 324 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,890 Should we look around a little bit more? 325 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,152 Yeah. 326 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,284 Is there going to be food, like at 007? 327 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,721 If it's Schwartz, it's gonna be pizza. 328 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,593 - It's gonna be pizza? - Pizza or Postmates. 329 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,421 And I think it's gonna be more of an alcoholic party. 330 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,726 Oh, wonderful. Wonderful. 331 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,165 Which I know at my party you didn't drink, right? 332 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,296 - All right. - Yeah. 333 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,428 You're probably not drinking that much anyway. 334 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:41,559 - Exactly. - Or at all. 335 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,126 Exactly. 336 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,171 You think you're gonna get that amethyst? 337 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:47,565 I think so. So what are you getting? 338 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:51,395 - This cheese board. Yeah. - She's gonna freak out. 339 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,832 - It's a beauty. - It is beautiful. 340 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,964 It's really pretty. 341 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,139 ♪ Who's that walking around in a talk of the town ♪ 342 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:05,322 Smells like pee pees over here, Butters, what the helly? 343 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,629 Ah, look at you. 344 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,720 Swinging some BGE from the balcony. 345 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,200 That's right. I think the door is open. 346 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,984 Okay. 347 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,378 This is not my best work. 348 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,684 - What do you mean? - It's just like eh. 349 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,382 I think it's great. How would you have wanted it? 350 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,864 Maybe some like plants? - Better furniture and stuff. 351 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,997 Like this is a little like, eh, little fratty. 352 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,651 I'm way behind by the way. 353 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,306 I ordered like $500 worth of stuff for decorations, 354 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,221 you know, for 007-theme. 355 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,440 - Okay. - I was like, should I grill? 356 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,181 Should I cater? What should I do? 357 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,923 I'm the wrong person to ask because I don't like 358 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,794 doing things. I'm an outsourcer. 359 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,623 I had recently watched Casino Royale and I was like, 360 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,625 I want to throw a James Bond style party. 361 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,062 I just wish I had a little more James Bond in me. 362 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,846 Wait, so where are you connected with Jax? 363 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,109 Over here? - Yeah, Jax is over here. 364 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,503 You want to do a little tour of his roof? 365 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,679 - Have you been to his roof? - Do I have to crawl over that? 366 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,202 - Yeah. - I don't really want to do that. 367 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,595 Let's go. Let's go. Down. 368 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,900 This is gonna be me at your party, 369 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,031 double fisted all night. 370 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,294 Double fisted, Lala. 371 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,382 That's rare. I haven't seen that in a while. 372 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,428 I know this party's gonna be a little 373 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,864 uncomfortable for Brittany, 374 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,606 being that I literally share a wall with Jax. 375 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,087 She's never been over here, 376 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,263 but he's out of town, and I want her just to come. 377 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,656 Not be triggered by the proximity. 378 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,921 Just be in the moment and have some fun. 379 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,184 - Schwartz. - I know. It's adorable. 380 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:27,230 - Do we say this to each other? - We do. 381 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,145 We do. - Schwartz. 382 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,539 - I know. - Oh, we lost you for good. 383 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,800 It's real. No, it's real. 384 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,976 I am really into Tom and Kiana. 385 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,326 I'm like, what do the kids say? 386 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,067 I'm shipping that. Do they still say that? 387 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,591 I don't know. I'm into it. 388 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,332 By the way, had dinner with Danny and Jesse. 389 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,552 - Where'd you guys go? - This little spot in the Valley. 390 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,511 It's by the bar formerly known as Jax's old spot. 391 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,078 Wow, look at you guys, 392 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:53,735 building bars and then making them go out of business. 393 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:59,001 Sh-- you're right. Oh, my God. 394 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,481 But it was nice, man. It was a good dinner. 395 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,612 We had a few drinks. 396 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,397 Jesse kind of was like, Danny, 397 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,789 listen, we know you're not an alcoholic. 398 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,313 I know you don't have, like, a drinking problem, 399 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,488 but, like, the fact that you're hiding 400 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,186 it is making it much worse. 401 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,188 Like, I also am aware that this has been a----ing problem 402 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,276 in the past. 403 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,452 Who has three kids again? 404 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,107 Exactly. - I just love kids. 405 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,716 - I'm tired, dude. - Should go to bed 406 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,416 if you're tired. 407 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,158 I love you guys. Is there any more Rose? 408 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:28,117 - I'll take some. - Honey, you're caught up. 409 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,771 Nia, should we get Danny or what? 410 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,251 He's very sleep deprived. 411 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,860 He needs to catch up. 412 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,689 All [bleep] take with this bullsh--. 413 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,865 The moment that you're hiding alcohol, 414 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,607 that is a problem. - For sure. 415 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,696 Now you got to add some nuance to it. 416 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,438 He and Nia are traumatized from whatever happened last year, 417 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,136 and I think that they had a conversation like, listen, 418 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,224 if you're going to drink, 419 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,573 just be very subtle about it. 420 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,053 You know, inconspicuous. 421 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,361 Don't be flagrant with your drinking. 422 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,492 So... 423 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,279 You love to drink and be inappropriate, 424 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107 so you just need to hide it better? 425 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,933 He said he's left all that sh-- behind him 426 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,067 and he's come a long way since then. 427 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,938 He's come a long way since San Diego? 428 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,592 I don't----ing know. 429 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:09,593 There's no partnership in this. 430 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,813 It's win or lose. 431 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:15,556 You are killing me, dude. Cover all of your... 432 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,297 facial hair. - Stop, dude. 433 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,517 What are you doing to me, dude, I look like a clown. 434 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,954 Well, I guess I'll see you at your party tomorrow. 435 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,653 Oh, God. I think the last thing I said to Danny was like, 436 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,003 Danny, you can drink as much as you want at my party. 437 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:32,225 Oh, lovely. He's saying, open your eyes, dumbass. 438 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,750 Coming up... 439 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:37,839 Yeah. What the hell's going on with that? 440 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,579 I was like, this is not gonna work. 441 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,233 You're not the person I thought you were. 442 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,497 And he's been already talking to someone. 443 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,249 Yeah, it's a very... 444 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,556 Sexy dress. - Hello? 445 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,211 Hey, I'm upstairs. 446 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,562 This dress is so tight, I can barely go up. 447 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,130 Hi! - You look cute. 448 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,000 Hello. 449 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,438 What do you need? You want me to get the dog? 450 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,873 I'm gonna put him on my lap 'cause... 451 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,309 Is that a good idea? 452 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,356 I just can't lift more than 15 pounds. 453 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,227 I'm just gonna go for, like, a little bit. 454 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,055 But I'm also don't even want to go because it's 455 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,796 right next to Jax's house. 456 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,754 So I'm having, like, anxiety about going over 457 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,105 there because I've never even seen Jax's house. 458 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,194 Well, by the way, I went over to Schwartz's last night and... 459 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,586 Their patios are connected where the party is. 460 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,285 I looked around. 461 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,155 He's like, yeah, you just crawl over and I'm like, I'm good. 462 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,505 I don't need to crawl over. - No. 463 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,638 Still, to this day, I have not been to 464 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,422 Jax's house at all. 465 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,382 I've only seen videos to make sure it was okay for Cruz. 466 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,471 Cruz has probably only stayed the night over there 467 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,168 maybe six or seven times. 468 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,257 It's not that Jax doesn't want Cruz to stay the night there. 469 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,042 It's that he needs stability. He needs routine. 470 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,523 And after having to move around to all these different 471 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,831 Airbnbs last year, I just really want him to 472 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,572 feel comfortable and feel safe. 473 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,095 Jason's gonna come for a little bit. 474 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,531 - What? - Yeah. 475 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,533 Everyone's rallying pretty hard for this. 476 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,752 You guys, Schwartz is, like, 477 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,145 fully in love with his girlfriend. 478 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,059 There's notes on his fridge from her that say like, 479 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,061 I love you. - Brandon left a couple notes 480 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,497 that said I love you around my house. 481 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,762 What's going on? 482 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,242 Wait, what happened? 'Cause all I know is 483 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,679 you text me last night to unfollow him, which I did. 484 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,638 So I told you we kind of got into 485 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,945 it the other day and that we both were kind of like, 486 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,554 we just don't think we can do this anymore. 487 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,428 So then I had a DM from his ex-wife. 488 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,386 She told me her daughter, who's 4, 489 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,955 told her that she hung out at another girl's 490 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,609 house and that Brandon had already been FaceTiming 491 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,219 with another girl. 492 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,350 - What? - Yeah. 493 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,047 And I just like, was like losing it. 494 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,442 I was just like, honestly, like, this is too much. 495 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,661 And he asked me for money many times. 496 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,794 - Did he really? - Yeah. 497 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,751 Brittany, why would you not tell us this? 498 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,450 Because I didn't want to embarrass him. 499 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,668 Did you give him money? 500 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,235 I gave him money a couple times, yeah. 501 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,716 He took off two weekends to come help me and he asked me to 502 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:59,023 give him money since he was taking off work to come help me. 503 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,242 And I was like, sure, since you're coming to help me. 504 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,418 I don't want your kids to suffer. 505 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,027 Whatever. 506 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,247 Stuff like that doesn't really bother me. 507 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,422 And also, I'm just a very giving person 508 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,816 and I think he took advantage of that. 509 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,774 There is no question in my mind that she has a lot 510 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,168 of work to do before she moves on to someone new. 511 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:16,302 Because the havoc that Jax 512 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:21,045 just wreaked on her life, her self-esteem, she has to 513 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,092 do work in knowing her worth. 514 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,963 Otherwise she's going to attract the wrong kind of dude. 515 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,662 I mean, we're watching it happen in real time. 516 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:30,880 You should never have to give a man money. 517 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,055 Brittany, you're not giving a man money. 518 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,536 It's never happening again. Ridiculous. 519 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,452 It just sucks that all this is happening, like while I'm in 520 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:41,240 the middle of recovering from a really hard surgery. 521 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,517 Okay, it looks like sh--. 522 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,868 Oh my God. It's like trash. 523 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:04,611 Butters, here. You like cheese. 524 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,875 There you go. Got your cheese. 525 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,748 Look at you. Kinda look like a villain. 526 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,271 - Yeah. - Dark and mysterious. 527 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,534 Yeah, I like it. 528 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,363 I'm in like a little happy love bubble right now in my new place 529 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,713 and I wanna share that with everyone. 530 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,064 This looks like ass. I don't----ing know. 531 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,631 Unfortunately Kiana's in New York. 532 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,502 But yeah, I thought it'd 533 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,939 be a good time just to bring everyone over. 534 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:33,901 'Cause no one's ever been to my apartment, really? 535 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,077 What is it, Butters? - Hi. 536 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,514 - Hey. - I'm the first one here. 537 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,517 I'm never the first one. - Hi. 538 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,345 - Hi. You look so good. - What's up? 539 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,956 - How are you? - Want me to make you something? 540 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,915 - This is so cute, wait. - It's okay. 541 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,004 Is this a therapist's office? 542 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,571 - What do you mean? - What? 543 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,269 You literally have white noise machines at the bottom. 544 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,315 That's so the dog's bark less at the neighbors. 545 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,012 - This is so cute. - Is it cute? 546 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,448 Zack you look good. 547 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,972 Oh, my God. You have a real animal. 548 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,323 A real animal. 549 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,502 - Hello. - Hi. 550 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,461 - Belle of the ball, - Black tie, right? 551 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,072 Slow. Just go slow. 552 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,944 You're kind of crushing it, Jason. 553 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:21,862 - Slow, slow. - You're kind of crutching it. 554 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,126 - Hi, guys. - Other crutch, please. 555 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:26,432 Thank you. 556 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,263 - Oh, my God, you're walking. - Oh, my God. 557 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,049 You made it up those stairs? - It's a miracle. 558 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,227 I'm healed. My knee's fine. Actually, the doctors messed up. 559 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:43,710 - No, no, it's really bad. - Whoa, Janet. 560 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,842 Sorry. 561 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,147 Holy sh--. 562 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,976 How you doing, dude? 563 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:50,891 - Good to see you. - Hey. My heart is full. 564 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,500 Bro, I'm so happy you came. 565 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:53,850 How often do you host a party? I had to come for 566 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:54,938 a bit and drop off a gift. 567 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,724 So sweet. Thank you, Janet. 568 00:22:57,854 --> 00:23:00,944 - Hey. - Mama's night out. 569 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,206 - What's up, man? - You pulled it off. 570 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,686 - You made it. - Like the haircut. 571 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:08,343 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm probably ordering Uber soon. 572 00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:09,953 Is this him? 573 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,173 - Yeah. - So is that Jax? 574 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:15,350 - Jax is right next door. - Nice. 575 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,787 - Ready? - Ready. 576 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,310 Wait, you guys, Jason's already leaving. 577 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,269 I think I might as it gets more crowded. 578 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,531 It's a little more dangerous to someone like 579 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:23,706 bump into me or something like that. 580 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,099 'Cause I'm like one week post-op. 581 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,449 Bye, Jason. 582 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:29,451 This is a nightmare for you in this house, by the way. 583 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:30,887 There's three more sets of stairs. 584 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,323 - Dude, thank God. - Two, three. 585 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:33,324 Like I love this house. 586 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,934 With your joints. 587 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:36,545 - I know. - I love this house. 588 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,547 But like thank God I live in a one-story house. 589 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,984 Yeah. I'm really, really flattered that you came. 590 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:43,204 You're the most pleasant surprise of the night. 591 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,076 - Oh, my God, you guys look hot. - Look at you guys. 592 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:49,036 - Damn. - I went all in for the theme. 593 00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,517 Listen, if we're gonna do a James Bond theme. 594 00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:53,257 You look----ing handsome. 595 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,608 That starts from the ground up. 596 00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:59,046 Aston Martin, martini shaken not stirred. 597 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:02,004 Tuxedo. - If I was throwing a 007 party, 598 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,484 I would have hired valet. 599 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,313 I think that's important. 600 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,141 Uh-oh. 601 00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,755 I would have some type of, like, men in suits 602 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,670 greeting you at the door with tray, 603 00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,716 champagne. Obviously champagne. 604 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,979 Not Prosecco or sparkling. 605 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,807 - Hi. - Hi. 606 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:23,331 Look how gorgeous you look. 607 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,463 You look beautiful. 608 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,074 I would have a bartender 609 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:30,381 making the drinks, a Vesper martini if it's a Bond theme. 610 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,687 'Cause that's on brand. 611 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,080 I don't drink Vesper martinis, though. 612 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,562 I would have some type of tray food or hors d'oeuvres. 613 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,825 But he did great. 614 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,001 He did his best. 615 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,959 There's more upstairs. Right? 616 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,222 Hi. How are you? 617 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,615 Good. How are you? You look so handsome. 618 00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:47,834 Oh, my God. You guys match look. 619 00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:48,965 Not really, 007. 620 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,405 - Really? - I think it is. 621 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,017 He's in his wedding tux. You're in your wedding ring. 622 00:24:58,322 --> 00:24:59,627 I'm not going to say anything. 623 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:03,502 Jesse usually notices everything, but this 624 00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:05,547 necklace is for me. I actually prefer if Jesse 625 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:08,028 doesn't even notice it whatsoever. 626 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,815 It's a good chain. 627 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,774 Can I tell you, she sent me a picture of this, 628 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,037 and I was like, do not put it on and send me a picture. 629 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:19,039 I want to see it in person. - Does he know yet? 630 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,823 - It's stunning. - Wait, I'm like, really? 631 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,651 This makes me, like, excited about my wedding. 632 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,740 Like, everyone's in their little black tie. 633 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,960 - What it's gonna look like. - I know. I'm so excited. 634 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,875 Wait, guys, real quick. 635 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:31,181 Because, like, our birthdays are so close to each other. 636 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,662 Danny, Thomas, and Jason, 637 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,577 we were thinking we should do, like, a little 638 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,101 getaway to, like, Mexico. - Ooh. 639 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,887 Now, the main event is gonna be my birthday. 640 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:44,630 But I will allow the other men to have their birthdays, too. 641 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:46,109 - We're down for it. - I'm always down for Mexico. 642 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:47,197 - I'm always down for Mexico. - I am, too. 643 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:53,160 This group, as always, needs the sun and Jesus. 644 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,900 Not for me, just for them. 645 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:57,120 Well, unless it's the gay version that I find down there. 646 00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:59,861 Jesus. Then I'll take Jesus. 647 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:00,863 Oh, my God. 648 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,823 - Made it. - Hi, guys. 649 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:04,998 Everybody looks so nice. 650 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,695 - Pop. - He's ready. 651 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:07,914 - Pow. - Finger guns. 652 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,306 How you doing? How you doing? 653 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:10,873 - Thanks for coming. - How you doing? Good to see you. 654 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,746 You had said you were gonna make me a special martini. 655 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:15,617 Yes. A filthy one. Yes. 656 00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:16,444 Is that okay? - Do you have a gin? 657 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,446 Yeah, of course. 658 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:19,839 Wait, what is that. What are we doing? 659 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,928 I don't want him to feel ashamed if he has a cocktail. 660 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:25,801 'Cause he's been getting castigated and ashamed. 661 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,150 Really? 662 00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:28,761 No, no, I'm kidding. I'm joking. 663 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:29,805 Okay. 664 00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:31,632 Oh, Tom Schwartz. 665 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,940 We literally just had the conversation 666 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:37,291 about Danny's unhealthy alcohol ways. 667 00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:42,338 I think Schwartzy definitely is an apologist for bad behavior. 668 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,341 Especially with his dude friends. 669 00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:45,777 We've watched that for years. 670 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,562 There you go, papa. - Thank you, man. 671 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,389 Yeah, beautiful. - Everyone's happy? 672 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,261 Very happy. 673 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:59,400 ♪ I ain't here to playboy, playboy ♪ 674 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,796 You're a professional gambler? 675 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,057 - I am. - What do you like play? 676 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,582 Roulette. Jesse and I have been to Vegas 677 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,106 many times. I go rogue and he'll 678 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,065 find me and the whole table is like cheering. 679 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:15,155 But when I lose, I walk away. - Yeah. 680 00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:16,896 Sometimes you lose. 681 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,375 Not me. 682 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,550 I walk away when you force me to go to bed. 683 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,292 Well, you haven't walked away yet. 684 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:25,339 Yeah, and I'm losing hand and she won't leave. 685 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:28,255 - Exactly. - Don't say that about yourself. 686 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:31,519 I can't believe that's Jax's house. 687 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:36,437 Here we go. 688 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:40,571 Whenever the court says. We need one more signature. 689 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,312 Ouchy. 690 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,184 Every time I think about it, I'm like, it's so weird 691 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,534 that you've been through a whole other relationship 692 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,230 that has ended and you're actually still married. 693 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:51,670 One day we could do a family trip or... 694 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,325 - That's a long ways away. - It's positive thinking. 695 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:59,459 Yeah, and I hang out with his girlfriend. 696 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,854 - Yeah... - Very unique situation. 697 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:04,595 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 698 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,989 I love your tux. It's amazing. 699 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,121 Wow. 700 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,602 Did you walk up the stairs by yourself? 701 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,125 Yeah, I'm out of breath. 702 00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:15,258 - Yeah. - Do you want to seat, Brittany? 703 00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:19,480 I'm okay for a minute. It actually feels good to say. 704 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:20,959 So strange being in here because this 705 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,918 is like the exact copy of Jax's house. 706 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:27,140 As I was walking up, I was like, this is grossing me out. 707 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:28,967 No. Or even seen the outside of it. 708 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,273 I feel like Tom should really love me because 709 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,189 not only am I fresh out of surgery, 710 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,888 I'm in a lot of pain, but I am coming 711 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,759 to his house for the first 712 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,761 time ever in like over 713 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:42,982 a year, knowing that Jax lives right next door. 714 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:45,114 He should know that I'm a really great friend to him. 715 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:47,463 Underneath here is like bandaged. 716 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:50,206 - Right. - So I feel alright. 717 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,730 Well, you're moving around. It's good to see. 718 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,558 I know, it's wild. 719 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:56,908 What's that? 720 00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:58,692 Someone is wearing their ring. 721 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:00,695 - Michelle? - Yeah. 722 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,349 Michelle's wearing her wedding ring. 723 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:05,874 She turned into a----ing necklace. 724 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:08,834 I wanted a trust for Isabella's college, and 725 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,139 here she is wearing it out in the Valley. 726 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,359 - Good for her. - Is that Brit? 727 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,448 Brett. Oh, my God. What the hell? 728 00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:18,191 Her tuxedo T shirt come in here. 729 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,061 You did? Two flights upstairs? 730 00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,324 Yeah. 731 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:24,371 - Look at her outfit. - She looks so cute. 732 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,719 Lipstick. 733 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,940 Oh, my God. I can never put on makeup. 734 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,202 I love this. 735 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,943 And it hides your ball sacks. 736 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:34,424 - They're right here dangling. - Oh. 737 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,296 This is only the second time I've left my house, so. 738 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,515 Know I love you. - Can I get you something? 739 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:41,040 No, I'm okay. I literally just got here. 740 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:44,172 - Wait, where's Jax's? - Right over here. 741 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:47,133 I want to throw something over there, 742 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,742 Like a Molotov cocktail. 743 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,789 He has a lot more going on over there than 744 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:54,879 Schwartz does up here. - Oh, God. 745 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,576 Did you bring this, or was this Tom's? 746 00:29:56,577 --> 00:30:00,536 - Oh, Tom's is over there. - Why do you have one? 747 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:03,714 Oh, so this is my Mr. Bigglesworth. 748 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,977 This is my cat. I didn't have a cat. 749 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,370 So this is a-- yeah. 750 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,459 That's so smart. I love it. 751 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:11,418 - That's so good. - Oh, hey. 752 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:13,115 I didn't know you guys were having a conversation. 753 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:15,160 Oh, no, you're fine. You want to throw a Molotov 754 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,945 cocktail across there? - No, that's what's weird me 755 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:18,424 out is, like, I wanted to see 'cause, like, 756 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,774 I haven't even seen the outside of this place, 757 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:23,255 so it's, like, weird that I know everything is 758 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,388 just like his and like that right there. 759 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:27,738 Well, actually, this is where I plan on 760 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,349 peeing and pooing later. 761 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,132 Ooh, I don't even. Oh, my God. 762 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,178 He's got all my Hooter stuff over there. 763 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,222 I don't even want to look at it. 764 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,311 It makes me sick. - I know. 765 00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:36,747 Yeah, I was like, how did you just make 766 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,662 it up all those stairs? 767 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:39,533 Because I want-- Hey, I haven't got 768 00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:41,491 to give you a hug yet. 769 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,449 Look at your hair. You look good. 770 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:49,369 One more flight of stairs, we got this. 771 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,894 How is everything? 772 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:54,461 Yeah, what the [bleep]'s going on with that? 773 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:55,766 I was already thinking that, like, 774 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,507 the long distance wasn't gonna work. 775 00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:58,944 We didn't talk for, like, a couple days because 776 00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:00,728 we got into an argument and his ex 777 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:03,949 said he's been already talking to someone. 778 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,386 So I called him like, three or four times. 779 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:08,779 We had not talking other than text. After our big fight, 780 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:09,867 he finally answered, and I was like, 781 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,218 what the [bleep] is going on? 782 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:14,873 We started fighting. I was like this is not gonna work. 783 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,657 I'm done. Goodbye. 784 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:19,094 I don't believe you. You're not the person I thought you were. 785 00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,704 And that's it. - Yeah. It's just too much. 786 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,968 Unnecessary drama. 787 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,971 Unnecessary drama. So then he just-- 788 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,886 My number one thing I say is-- 789 00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:31,628 I would never. 790 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,239 I told you so. 791 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:36,242 I don't want to say it, but I do because I told you so. 792 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,244 And I told you and I told you. 793 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:41,464 And here we go. 794 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,335 - Good... riddance. - Exactly. 795 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:44,859 Bye. 796 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:45,991 Coming up... 797 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:47,253 You said awful things about Danny. 798 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,081 I said what he did. I'm sorry that what he did was so bad. 799 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:50,820 No, you didn't see anything. He did. You have this vision-- 800 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,649 Did you see what Charles Manson did 801 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,216 to know that he's a psychopath? 802 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,309 ♪ You fashionista keep it ice cold like ♪ 803 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,484 ♪ It been in the freezer ♪ 804 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,138 I just want to say thank you for coming. 805 00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:05,706 I love you guys. You look----ing ravishing. 806 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:08,448 - Thanks for having us. - Cheers. 807 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,929 And we're so happy for you and Kiana. 808 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,931 Thank you. - What is this? 809 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,368 This is like months of dust. 810 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:18,110 - How are you holding up? - It's just hard to like. 811 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,242 It starts hurting after a minute. 812 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,690 How can I change the mood? 813 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,692 I feel like I've always been. I don't know. 814 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:37,738 I'm just going to say it. Can I say something? 815 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,869 I find it weird that you didn't put Janet 816 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,785 in the group chat with the meal train about Brittany. 817 00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:44,092 Oh, that was a group chat. 818 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,007 That was around before even we went to Brittany's house. 819 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,661 It was around for probably a week or two before. 820 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:49,271 So we were chatting in that before. 821 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:52,405 I'm sorry I didn't message you specifically or 822 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,887 add you to it, but we aren't friends. 823 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,324 But she's friends with Brittany. 824 00:32:58,411 --> 00:32:59,586 Anybody could have sent it to her. 825 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:03,068 Why is any of this being made to be my fault 826 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:05,113 and I am the bad guy? 827 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,463 It's really simple. You weren't in the group chat. 828 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,510 We're not friends. I'm not gonna add you in and go out of my way. 829 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,946 What is so crazy about that? 830 00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,555 I said send this to anybody. 831 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:16,168 You know, I don't know why you expect a lot from me. 832 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,604 I don't expect a lot. 833 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:18,997 I just expect if you're making a meal 834 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,825 train for Brittany, that you would include me. 835 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:24,872 I'm sorry that I didn't think to include you. 836 00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:28,267 If anybody spent 10 minutes in my house, 837 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:32,183 you would understand why I am just surviving. 838 00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,229 Had time to comment on Instagram, though. 839 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:37,450 - Danny, why aren't you upstairs? - It was about her and Janet. 840 00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,364 I was like, I'm walking away because I could 841 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,846 get very involved in this, and I don't want to right now. 842 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,109 Nia was very clear with her. 843 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:47,154 I didn't add you for a reason. 844 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,070 We're not friends. - True. 845 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:50,941 But Brittany's getting a surgery makes you. 846 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,204 I think it was for the greater cause. 847 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,162 Yeah, I think she should have added for that. 848 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,294 I've seen your Instagram. 849 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,036 You are in a glam chair. 850 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,081 I think that those are moments that you could have 851 00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,039 reached out to her, like, my heart goes out to you with a-- 852 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,389 Well, I'm in a glam chair, and I'm nursing 853 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:04,433 a baby, and I have kids crawling on me. 854 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,826 But I do feel like that's her job. 855 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:08,046 It is my job, but I'm also, like, 856 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:10,004 having kids crawling on me. 857 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:13,094 We thought it was more like this is Brittany had surgery. 858 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,181 Like, everybody's involved in this thing. 859 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,400 We didn't know was. 860 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:16,924 - She's not paralyzed. - No, we didn't know. 861 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:19,099 She's got a mommy makeover. 862 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:19,970 What I'm saying is, at the end of the day, 863 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,537 you guys are Christian people 864 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,190 like you say you are, and you need to----ing add 865 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,801 that person to the group chat. - Are you kidding? 866 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:27,543 Someone who has wronged you so----ing hard. 867 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,979 Guys, trust me, I know. 868 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:32,244 Why are you saying is good Christian people? 869 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,636 Because that's what Christians do. 870 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:37,552 You do the right----ing thing. - Jasmine. 871 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:38,901 - Am I wrong? - You are 100% wrong. 872 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:39,947 Okay, maybe I'm wrong, 873 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,469 but I'm just saying my opinion. 874 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,384 You're right. Like, I messaged on Instagram, 875 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,212 but I didn't message in person. 876 00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:47,868 So and to you, like, I am sorry that I'm not. 877 00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:49,870 Not showing how I want to. - Thank you. 878 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:50,740 I will work on being better at that because 879 00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:51,654 I do care about you deeply. 880 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,569 All right, sorry. 881 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:54,700 Just heard what's happening. 882 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:57,269 Nia tried to go above and beyond. 883 00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,140 No, I didn't show up the way I wanted to 884 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:00,707 with messaging and reaching out. 885 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,187 We just had a really good conversation. 886 00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:03,666 - Yeah, we're good, we're good. - Leaving Janet 887 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:04,885 out of it makes sense. 888 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,365 Because why would Nia text Janet? 889 00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:10,586 You could have text Janet. You could have text Janet. 890 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,197 Any of you that are friends with me. 891 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:14,895 Calm down. 892 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,071 - In that group chat. - Hold on. 893 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,637 Because I'm tired of people going after Nia. 894 00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:20,030 I'm----ing tired of it. 895 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,683 Calm down, babe. No one up here is freaking out. 896 00:35:21,684 --> 00:35:23,382 Listen, if someone----ing came after the people that 897 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:24,905 you guys loved, 898 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,212 you'd have their----ing back, too. 899 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:28,387 But nobody's ganging up. 900 00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:30,736 If nothing, that's why I came up here. 901 00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:32,217 You understand now? 902 00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:34,044 And now that you've explained it to me and 903 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,742 she's explained it to me, now I understand. 904 00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:37,047 Okay. Okay. 905 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,092 They always want the pit bull until 906 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,529 the pit bull's not on their side. 907 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:43,096 But any one of them, my friends, 908 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:46,231 who needs me to back them up, they're like, get him, Kristen. 909 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,970 Sick him. 910 00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:50,757 And then the second it doesn't appease them, 911 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,368 then they're mad about it. 912 00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:56,328 I think people get triggered when they hear the word Janet. 913 00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:59,896 Yeah, I feel like I should go. If everyone's triggered by me. 914 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,116 - Why would I? - We're good. 915 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,117 We're good, Janet. - No, no, no. I'm good. 916 00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:05,641 Jason's probably needing me anyway. 917 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:08,296 No one's saying anything about you. 918 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:10,777 I feel like when it comes to Janet and I, 919 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:13,519 at the very best, like, we can absolutely get to a point 920 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:16,783 where we are civil and polite, but we're never gonna get there. 921 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:17,958 She keeps running away. 922 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:20,656 This was so lovely and wonderful, 923 00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:22,832 and your place is amazing. 924 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,834 I love you, but you are not 925 00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:26,401 gonna be the person who always leaves. 926 00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:27,272 You're not gonna be. 927 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:28,750 You're not gonna be the person 928 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,275 that everyone's like, there she goes again. 929 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:31,928 But, Michelle, when I'm up there and everyone's 930 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,799 saying, you're not my friend, 931 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,454 people are triggered by everyone. 932 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,238 Remove Janet from the group chat and add me. 933 00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:39,153 I'm sick of being treated like I'm a lesser than 934 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,633 human being. 935 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,851 Well, I was trying to help your situation. 936 00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:44,158 Like, people get upset when they hear your name. 937 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,247 That's rude. And that's treating people 938 00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:48,944 like there's a higher than you should and a lesser than. 939 00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,729 It's not worth it. It's not worth it. 940 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,601 You think it'll fall on deaf ears? 941 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:53,907 What's it gonna do? Hey, you guys, 942 00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:55,038 please treat me with respect. 943 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,822 I'm still being hurt from. 944 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:59,391 - Well, I'm hurt, too. - What did they do to you? 945 00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:00,696 Besides this? - Okay. 946 00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:03,003 Posting about my marriage, 947 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,092 posting about my husband, posting pictures of 948 00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:07,573 my face with a snake on it. 949 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,357 Why does Danny in the hallway... 950 00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:10,532 So, you know, he's like, she's never 951 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,752 apologized to us, not one time. 952 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,014 I'm sorry that I hurt Nia. 953 00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:16,625 Yeah, I'm not really sorry that I talked 954 00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:19,149 specifically about what he did. 955 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,500 I mean, if you're not going to go to Danny after making 956 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,458 legal allegations on a boat for something 957 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,417 you didn't witness, you didn't witness it. 958 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:26,766 And brutally, Jasmine continues to be 959 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:29,943 the victim in this whole thing. 960 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,292 - She is a victim. - You haven't talked to 961 00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,076 Danny and you said awful things about Danny. 962 00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:34,642 I said what he did. I'm sorry, that what he said. 963 00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:35,905 No, you didn't see anything he did. 964 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,733 Do you think there's a world where in your head 965 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,735 you have this vision of things. - Did you see what Charles Manson 966 00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,955 did to know that he's a psychopath? 967 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,269 You didn't see anything he did. 968 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,835 You think there's a world where in your head 969 00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:55,751 you have this vision of things? - You see what Charles Manson 970 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:58,405 did to know that he's a psychopath? 971 00:37:58,406 --> 00:37:59,233 Wow, you're calling Danny a psychopath? 972 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,669 No, I'm not. 973 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,149 I'm just saying, do you have 974 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:03,672 every single action for somebody to realize? 975 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,152 It's all hearsay. 976 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,197 The vision you have in your head is all hearsay. 977 00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:09,678 It's wild that you're the most hurt in 978 00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:11,550 a situation you weren't even at. It's wild. 979 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,115 I don't have to see something 980 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:14,334 with my own eyes to know that it's true, 981 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,118 to know that it happened. 982 00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,731 And Danny's admitted that this happened. 983 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:23,301 It's really difficult to be around a man like that. 984 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,217 You guys leaving? Yeah, I gotta move the Aston. 985 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,829 Did he just say I have to move the Aston? 986 00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:31,482 Yeah, of course he would say that. 987 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:33,659 Oh, God, talk about... 988 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,705 - I gotta move my GMT. - He was in character. 989 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:39,273 - He was James Bond. - We're talking about Jesse. 990 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:41,405 He just wants people to think he has money and 991 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,233 lives this extravagant lifestyle. 992 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,412 But, like, his ex-wife has to take on half of this debt. 993 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:50,240 Men, like, they cause you nothing but problems. 994 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,459 I'm telling you, they're good for one thing 995 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,853 and sometimes they're not even good for that. 996 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:57,247 Like a vibrator could get it done quicker and better. 997 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,640 Bye. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. 998 00:38:58,814 --> 00:38:59,946 Britt, I love you. That's so sweet that you came. 999 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,079 I love you. 1000 00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,908 - Yeah. - This is spicy tuna on sticky 1001 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:09,521 rice, not crispy rice. Major fail. 1002 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:11,436 I like sticky rice, more than crispy. 1003 00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:14,439 There you go. Have it all. 1004 00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,876 So I wanted to ask you a question because 1005 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,746 we had this conversation at the coffee shop. 1006 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:21,315 Something's kind of been eating at me a little bit. 1007 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:23,621 I asked you why you were crying and you said, because 1008 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:27,277 even though it was your idea or your choice, it's still sad. 1009 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,455 Then I'm at Zack's house and I'm an earshot 1010 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:33,458 away from you saying with Lala 1011 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:37,070 that you were crying because you were relieved 1012 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,725 to be out of this toxic situation. So which one is it? 1013 00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:43,555 I'm happy that it's over, but I'm also really sad. 1014 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:45,687 It's been taxing on me. 1015 00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:49,038 Was going through a divorce while my mom was dying toxic? 1016 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:50,865 Absolutely. - Mm-hmm. 1017 00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:53,651 Are you questioning if I'm sad about the divorce? 1018 00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:57,395 I was questioning that you were vulnerable 1019 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,875 and authentic in the moment 1020 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:02,225 because you didn't have time to think of a better answer. 1021 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,879 I don't know why you think I'm performative. What is the truth? 1022 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,579 The truth is, it was a toxic relationship. 1023 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,971 It was not a good marriage. 1024 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:11,147 There's a reason why we're getting divorced. 1025 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,758 We're not getting divorced because we were madly in love 1026 00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:15,021 with each other and you treated me so greatly. 1027 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,806 I see the way you treat Lacy. You never treated me like that. 1028 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,635 Never. Hence why I had to leave you. 1029 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:24,509 I have to move on because my husband refused to treat me. 1030 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:28,250 Well, it's all hard for me. It's actually hard. 1031 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:31,080 Just like you called me a year ago in Hawaii and you said 1032 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:32,604 it was really hard for you. 1033 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,518 You don't think it's hard for me, too? 1034 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,084 I don't know. That's why we're talking. 1035 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:38,261 Well, it is. It is hard. 1036 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,481 Can we go? 1037 00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:41,917 Can we go? - Are you gonna cry? 1038 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,442 Can we go, please? I'm tired. 1039 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:49,925 Well, I don't want you to cry. I'm just. 1040 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,623 We're both trying to figure it out. 1041 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:54,016 Yes. And it's not easy. 1042 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:57,062 It's not easy, but I don't know, maybe where you're at 1043 00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,631 right now is where I was in Hawaii. 1044 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:00,806 But... 1045 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:04,113 Nobody's trying to hurt you. 1046 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:06,855 It's sometimes really hard. 1047 00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:10,816 See, I'm going to get emotional. 1048 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,513 Are you crying, Michelle. 1049 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:14,993 Are you okay? - Yes. 1050 00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:18,606 I just got a bunch of emotions. - Oh, you are? Sorry. 1051 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,303 - I'm fine. - Are you okay? 1052 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,610 We'll walk out with you. Let's go. 1053 00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:24,438 I'm really happy, obviously, 1054 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:25,874 that we're actually getting divorced. 1055 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,441 I don't miss him. 1056 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,356 I don't want to be with him. Nothing like that. 1057 00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:32,098 It's awkward to see him like, hug and 1058 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,316 kiss and stuff like that. 1059 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:35,797 Because, like, we never had that. 1060 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,930 And when I was married to 1061 00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:40,976 him, I used to complain, like, I need to be touched. 1062 00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:42,717 I need you to kiss me. I need you to hold my hand. 1063 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:43,979 Love me. I want some affection. 1064 00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:46,154 He never loved me. No. 1065 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:47,243 That's the realest you've ever said to me. 1066 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:49,768 We hug me, I think, because it's 1067 00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:51,073 been in my face, you know? 1068 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:53,858 It just kind of reminds me that I no 1069 00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:56,382 longer have any of that. 1070 00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:57,339 - Bye, Michelle. - Bye. 1071 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:59,865 ♪ Don't worry now 1072 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,786 Next time on "The Valley"... 1073 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:09,744 We're in Mexico. 1074 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:10,962 Hola. Buenas tardes. 1075 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,181 Como estas? 1076 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:14,532 Do not. I will break up with you. 1077 00:42:14,619 --> 00:42:17,142 You will fly back from Mexico right now. 1078 00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:20,014 I was so swollen, but I'm feeling good. 1079 00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,451 Do not get glitter in any of your holes. 1080 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,584 - I'm not. - Happy birthday. 1081 00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:26,021 Let's go. 1082 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:29,328 You were being super - ing hurtful. 1083 00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:30,939 Are you kidding me? 1084 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,550 If things do not improve, there's not 1085 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,334 going to be a wedding.