Previously on "The Valley"...
I made a meal train for Brittany,
so I'll send it to everybody.
What does that mean exactly?
It's just like, you sign up for a day to
send her a meal or make a meal and drop it off.
And for Cruz.
Yeah. Do you want to send us a list of Cruz approved foods?
I'll put it on the meal train.
- Love it. - Thank you.
So what days are you here next week?
I'm coming up Friday morning.
What? No, that's not what you said.
We've talked about this, like, five times.
I asked the bare minimum of Brandon, and
since he had taken off work, which I cannot believe I did
this, but he asked if I could give him some money.
I thought you were doing that to help me.
I mean, I am.
Okay.
I've asked for a divorce officially.
We don't have papers to sign.
- We do have papers. - Okay.
- What are you drinking? - Drinking water.
And it was with Jasmine and Zack.
They brought up your drinking.
And I'm like, we're talking about this again?
If I do feel like I need to sneak it or hide it.
- But you shouldn't have to. - I know I shouldn't.
♪ I'm all right ♪
♪ Everything is all right
♪ I'm all right ♪
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Oh, hello. - Look at you.
I brought you spaghetti.
I don't have a cute container to bring it over
in, so this is what we're down to.
- Thank you. Kingsley. - You look really good.
Look, you can't really tell much, but...
I can tell that your boobs are smaller.
- Yeah. And your waist. - And your...
The drains look almost clear, though.
They'll eventually get clear.
- Yeah. - I gotta tuck my balls in.
- Is Jason okay? - He's been up and down.
He's just worried about, like, missing stuff
and, like, losing all of his muscles.
He's not gonna lose those muscles.
- I know, right? - How long was Brandon here for?
He was here for just one night and a half.
I thought he was staying longer.
Well, he keeps, like, changing the day.
He's supposed to be coming tonight and stay until Monday.
And then whenever he was here, he was like,
I can't come till Friday.
That would be fine if you weren't
recovering from surgery and needed help.
And we had already had it planned,
and he took off just to help me.
There are very few times in life where I say
we have to make something about me.
But if I'm coming out of a major surgery where I cannot even go
to the bathroom by myself, then, yeah, it should be about me.
You're my boyfriend. You can take care of me for three days.
If something doesn't change,
then we're not going to be able to do this.
I get overwhelmed when I come here because I don't
know if I want to, like, buy meat or if I want to just,
like, eat, like, chicken or cakes.
I'm so stimulated. There's a lot of food.
- No. Baby. - You want a baby?
No, I want to hold their baby.
You excited your first farmer's market, Kaia.
She just said she wanted a baby.
Well, I said I want to hold your baby.
I didn't hear that part. I just said I want a baby.
All this pickle talk I guess has you worked up, huh?
Yeah.
This is my party.
I love that you know the pickle guy.
So excited.
Why doesn't everyone love pickles so much?
Like, what did pickles do to other people?
My stomach is growling.
Oh, my God. - What?
- That is so good. - I hate pickles.
They just gross me out. - Come on.
I don't care if it's a pickle handpicked by God.
I don't like pickles.
I could rattle off a list for about an hour
of the things that make Lacy so wonderful.
Her hate for pickles makes me question our friendship.
Jesse, would you like to touch tips?
- Just the tip, though. - Boys will be boys always.
Wait. The pickle breath.
I haven't had a pickle yet.
You know, I haven't heard from Danny or Nia since the surgery.
But they're leaving public comments, right?
Yeah, public comments on my Instagram post.
But neither one of them have reached out to me.
And it bothered me that Nia
didn't add her to the meal train thing.
But added Lacy. It's very rude.
- Oh, she added Lacy? - She added Lacy.
But not one of your dearest friends.
Should I be offended that she hasn't said anything?
I would think so. It seems like she's trying to do a lot
of things to look like she's being a good friend.
Why not actually do one?
Like stop by or call?
We've learned anything, It's not about real life.
It's about the look of things.
I tried to point that out in Santa Barbara last year,
and it did not go over well at all.
I'm just, like, upset with glad that I'm going to keep
so much and, like-- - So you have to attack me
because you're going through so much.
- No. - It's not----ing fair.
I'm going through so much.
My husband's in rehab and like my own friends
like had to like, like I can't even act like
their husband's drunk for one night?
It's getting like ridiculous.
She needs to remember at the Mexican
restaurant, she's [bleep] you, Janet!
Yeah, she needs one of those nights.
- It's too intense for me. - Always tears when it's intense.
Janet, [bleep] you. you.
I'm not gonna lie, turned me out a little.
Yeah, maybe it'll happen at the-- at Tom's party.
So I had dinner with Tom and Danny the other day.
- Uh-huh. - And then we got into the Danny
conversation and it's like I'm
drawing a line in the sand in front of me.
- About what? - With Danny and his drinking.
Like people wanna talk about drinking.
Let's talk about my drinking. You know what I mean?
Let's stop talking about Danny's.
Let's talk about anyone's other than Lala.
I'm sick of everyone attacking Danny
who's like the best communicator, the best parent.
But you haven't seen
dark side Danny come out and it is a character.
I understand that, but I've seen dark side everyone.
I've seen dark side Brittany.
I'm still nice to Brittany. I'm not talking about her
at Yamashiro a year later.
At Yamashiro, Brittany and Michelle, like, the way
they screamed at me was so just like unwarranted and mean girl.
Like if we're gonna talk who's on worst
behavior drunk, those two screaming
the F word in my face is much worse than Danny
being annoying and belligerent.
I'll tell you one thing.
Jax saying last year that he was coming after them,
you can't tell me that Brittany wasn't on board with that.
Because I watched her reaction to how you guys.
That sounds like a Jax solo project to me.
Yeah. And Brittany's yelling at
Nia saying that look what I'm going through.
You won't share. You won't even say your husband's upstairs
drunk it's like, all right, well that's...
You can't be with someone for
10 years without picking up some of their--
some things about them.
I think everything that happened
in Santa Barbara was just Brittany
being in her feelings about Jax.
- Right. - And deflecting.
Honestly, I think that Brittany just finds
Danny to be annoying.
And I think Janet is the bug in Brittany's ear.
And I also understand why
Jesse might think it's Jax, but I don't.
I feel like that about every single person in the group.
Like, if you're gonna go after Danny,
that's where I'm gonna have an issue.
- I love this place. - This is so cute.
- Right behind you. - Thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Do you have an espresso martini?
I do have an espresso martini.
Do you want one? - No, I'll do a dirty martini.
An extra dirty, please. Oh, and can we also do two shots?
Thank you so much.
Okay, I'll wait till we get our drinks first, but.
Oh, is there something you want to tell me?
I don't know. Maybe I'm like,
you need shots. I've been stressed out.
I'm getting all these quotes from vendors,
and it stressing me out. I'm like.
Like, I might have to start selling feet pictures
at this point because sh--'s too expensive.
You have beautiful feet. I mean, I wouldn't buy them.
But, yeah, they're great.
Oh, thanks. You went buy my feet pictures?
Let me tell you, a New Jersey wedding is out of control,
and Melissa is literally related to half a New Jersey.
So this wedding is gonna be way over six figures.
And thank God for our parents,
because I'm like, I need this, mom.
I need a violin just for 30 minutes,
who's gonna cost me $4,000.
So I have a toast.
I love you so much. You know that
you're my best friend,
and I need you by my side, and I would love
it if you would be a part of me and Melissa's wedding.
- Am I the maid of honor? - No, I'm not having one at all.
I've been so stressed, and there's so many things I need to
do, and I feel like I need my best friend to help me.
So do you accept? - I accept.
I have never been the maid of honor, actually.
It is a lot of responsibility,
so I really didn't want it anyway.
Anyway, I have a lot of pressure with, like,
me and Melissa been deciding, like, where we're gonna, like,
put our roots down, you know, if it wants to be Jersey.
And, you know, I've been here for the last,
like, 10 years of my life, and my parents aren't even in
Jersey anymore. They're in North Carolina.
So we're on this, like,
okay, where do you want to raise our family?
Oh, my God.
So many things we have to talk about.
Benji's, number one. We ain't having kids for a couple years.
Like, if I'm gonna marry Benji, it's like...
The entire plan we had just got sh-- on.
Have you read the news lately?
I know.
This whole situation
is just absolutely devastating because it does
really start to make us
question how we're ever gonna make this work
long term.
How the [bleep] are you gonna be here unless I marry you?
Don't let discourage you and like
think that, okay, your relationship's done.
It's over.
You guys truly love each other and you're gonna make it work.
You love him. - No. He's the best.
He takes care of you. He loves you.
But here's my thing. - I know. Sorry.
- No, no, you can cry. Cry. - No, I'm not gonna cry.
Look, a little bump in your plan.
Is that better? I'm not crying.
Good. You laughed at it.
Now I laughed. - Goodbye.
Coming up...
I had dinner with Danny and Jesse.
Where'd you guys go? This little spot in the Valley by the bar
formerly known as Jax's old school spot.
Wow, look at you guys.
Building bars and then making them go out of business.
Sh--.
- Cute little store. - It is.
How's it going, man? - Good, how are you?
Oh, man, it's been a morning.
I cannot believe that it is your all's 10-year anniversary.
Ten-year wedding anniversary, man.
Shouldn't we be in like a diamond store instead of.
No offense. That is very cute but...
Well, I already did get something...
A little bit bigger.
A little bit. Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
Because the 10-year is diamonds.
- Now that is the best. - Genius.
So this is kind of like we're getting her like a little gift.
A little something else. A little something else.
Yeah, I like that. - She does love...
Let me see a good crystal.
What do you think of this? Where's the price on this thing?
I think this is not a gun store. So let's put.
Now after I get the vasectomy, this is
gonna be needed a lot.
But you can't do it for a while.
Oh, no. You have to do it.
Oh, that's right. I forgot. - 35 times.
- Sorry. 35 times before you... - 35 times.
Have you set a date for it?
So it looks like we've locked in a date, yeah.
I could cry thinking about never having another baby ever again.
Stop.
You're getting a vasectomy in a week.
I can't wait to come with you. - Exactly.
- This is the problem. - Oh, there's something else.
So the week that I'm doing it, Nia is judging Miss USA.
I wanted to go with her.
Lake Tahoe or Reno or something.
So I am solo dolo.
I am a little worried about
post-vasectomy recovery with having three kids.
Nia's taking the baby, but she's also taking
her mother, my mother-in-law,
who is supposed to be taking care of me.
But actually for your birthday, because I know your birthday's
coming up, I was gonna give you a $200 gift
card for the vasectomy.
Perfect. Because that guy is not cheap.
Speaking of our birthdays though, I've been saying, like,
we should all do a trip or something.
'Cause Tom, me, you, Jason, all have
birthdays within five days of each other.
As much as I don't want to share my birthday with
somebody, I feel like that would be really fun
if we like, did like a quick Mexican vacation or something.
- That sounds amazing. - Okay, great.
Although as much as I'd love to have him there,
would Jason even be able to.
He's in like post, post. - Oh, yeah.
Okay, well, we can FaceTime in on his birthday.
You can figure that out, you can.
I will say that I feel like we should invite everybody.
Specifically Janet, obviously. - Because you're
best friends with Janet now. - Cute.
Recently, I think she's realizing
she doesn't want to be the person
that she was actually being.
And she wants to like, move past that.
It will take a lot of time, if ever.
I'm fine with her being there. - Great.
But she's just you know, kind of out of sight, out of mind.
Should we look around a little bit more?
Yeah.
Is there going to be food, like at 007?
If it's Schwartz, it's gonna be pizza.
- It's gonna be pizza? - Pizza or Postmates.
And I think it's gonna be more of an alcoholic party.
Oh, wonderful. Wonderful.
Which I know at my party you didn't drink, right?
- All right. - Yeah.
You're probably not drinking that much anyway.
- Exactly. - Or at all.
Exactly.
You think you're gonna get that amethyst?
I think so. So what are you getting?
- This cheese board. Yeah. - She's gonna freak out.
- It's a beauty. - It is beautiful.
It's really pretty.
♪ Who's that walking around in a talk of the town ♪
Smells like pee pees over here, Butters, what the helly?
Ah, look at you.
Swinging some BGE from the balcony.
That's right. I think the door is open.
Okay.
This is not my best work.
- What do you mean? - It's just like eh.
I think it's great. How would you have wanted it?
Maybe some like plants? - Better furniture and stuff.
Like this is a little like, eh, little fratty.
I'm way behind by the way.
I ordered like $500 worth of stuff for decorations,
you know, for 007-theme.
- Okay. - I was like, should I grill?
Should I cater? What should I do?
I'm the wrong person to ask because I don't like
doing things. I'm an outsourcer.
I had recently watched Casino Royale and I was like,
I want to throw a James Bond style party.
I just wish I had a little more James Bond in me.
Wait, so where are you connected with Jax?
Over here? - Yeah, Jax is over here.
You want to do a little tour of his roof?
- Have you been to his roof? - Do I have to crawl over that?
- Yeah. - I don't really want to do that.
Let's go. Let's go. Down.
This is gonna be me at your party,
double fisted all night.
Double fisted, Lala.
That's rare. I haven't seen that in a while.
I know this party's gonna be a little
uncomfortable for Brittany,
being that I literally share a wall with Jax.
She's never been over here,
but he's out of town, and I want her just to come.
Not be triggered by the proximity.
Just be in the moment and have some fun.
- Schwartz. - I know. It's adorable.
- Do we say this to each other? - We do.
We do. - Schwartz.
- I know. - Oh, we lost you for good.
It's real. No, it's real.
I am really into Tom and Kiana.
I'm like, what do the kids say?
I'm shipping that. Do they still say that?
I don't know. I'm into it.
By the way, had dinner with Danny and Jesse.
- Where'd you guys go? - This little spot in the Valley.
It's by the bar formerly known as Jax's old spot.
Wow, look at you guys,
building bars and then making them go out of business.
Sh-- you're right. Oh, my God.
But it was nice, man. It was a good dinner.
We had a few drinks.
Jesse kind of was like, Danny,
listen, we know you're not an alcoholic.
I know you don't have, like, a drinking problem,
but, like, the fact that you're hiding
it is making it much worse.
Like, I also am aware that this has been a----ing problem
in the past.
Who has three kids again?
Exactly. - I just love kids.
- I'm tired, dude. - Should go to bed
if you're tired.
I love you guys. Is there any more Rose?
- I'll take some. - Honey, you're caught up.
Nia, should we get Danny or what?
He's very sleep deprived.
He needs to catch up.
All [bleep] take with this bullsh--.
The moment that you're hiding alcohol,
that is a problem. - For sure.
Now you got to add some nuance to it.
He and Nia are traumatized from whatever happened last year,
and I think that they had a conversation like, listen,
if you're going to drink,
just be very subtle about it.
You know, inconspicuous.
Don't be flagrant with your drinking.
So...
You love to drink and be inappropriate,
so you just need to hide it better?
He said he's left all that sh-- behind him
and he's come a long way since then.
He's come a long way since San Diego?
I don't----ing know.
There's no partnership in this.
It's win or lose.
You are killing me, dude. Cover all of your...
facial hair. - Stop, dude.
What are you doing to me, dude, I look like a clown.
Well, I guess I'll see you at your party tomorrow.
Oh, God. I think the last thing I said to Danny was like,
Danny, you can drink as much as you want at my party.
Oh, lovely. He's saying, open your eyes, dumbass.
Coming up...
Yeah. What the hell's going on with that?
I was like, this is not gonna work.
You're not the person I thought you were.
And he's been already talking to someone.
Yeah, it's a very...
Sexy dress. - Hello?
Hey, I'm upstairs.
This dress is so tight, I can barely go up.
Hi! - You look cute.
Hello.
What do you need? You want me to get the dog?
I'm gonna put him on my lap 'cause...
Is that a good idea?
I just can't lift more than 15 pounds.
I'm just gonna go for, like, a little bit.
But I'm also don't even want to go because it's
right next to Jax's house.
So I'm having, like, anxiety about going over
there because I've never even seen Jax's house.
Well, by the way, I went over to Schwartz's last night and...
Their patios are connected where the party is.
I looked around.
He's like, yeah, you just crawl over and I'm like, I'm good.
I don't need to crawl over. - No.
Still, to this day, I have not been to
Jax's house at all.
I've only seen videos to make sure it was okay for Cruz.
Cruz has probably only stayed the night over there
maybe six or seven times.
It's not that Jax doesn't want Cruz to stay the night there.
It's that he needs stability. He needs routine.
And after having to move around to all these different
Airbnbs last year, I just really want him to
feel comfortable and feel safe.
Jason's gonna come for a little bit.
- What? - Yeah.
Everyone's rallying pretty hard for this.
You guys, Schwartz is, like,
fully in love with his girlfriend.
There's notes on his fridge from her that say like,
I love you. - Brandon left a couple notes
that said I love you around my house.
What's going on?
Wait, what happened? 'Cause all I know is
you text me last night to unfollow him, which I did.
So I told you we kind of got into
it the other day and that we both were kind of like,
we just don't think we can do this anymore.
So then I had a DM from his ex-wife.
She told me her daughter, who's 4,
told her that she hung out at another girl's
house and that Brandon had already been FaceTiming
with another girl.
- What? - Yeah.
And I just like, was like losing it.
I was just like, honestly, like, this is too much.
And he asked me for money many times.
- Did he really? - Yeah.
Brittany, why would you not tell us this?
Because I didn't want to embarrass him.
Did you give him money?
I gave him money a couple times, yeah.
He took off two weekends to come help me and he asked me to
give him money since he was taking off work to come help me.
And I was like, sure, since you're coming to help me.
I don't want your kids to suffer.
Whatever.
Stuff like that doesn't really bother me.
And also, I'm just a very giving person
and I think he took advantage of that.
There is no question in my mind that she has a lot
of work to do before she moves on to someone new.
Because the havoc that Jax
just wreaked on her life, her self-esteem, she has to
do work in knowing her worth.
Otherwise she's going to attract the wrong kind of dude.
I mean, we're watching it happen in real time.
You should never have to give a man money.
Brittany, you're not giving a man money.
It's never happening again. Ridiculous.
It just sucks that all this is happening, like while I'm in
the middle of recovering from a really hard surgery.
Okay, it looks like sh--.
Oh my God. It's like trash.
Butters, here. You like cheese.
There you go. Got your cheese.
Look at you. Kinda look like a villain.
- Yeah. - Dark and mysterious.
Yeah, I like it.
I'm in like a little happy love bubble right now in my new place
and I wanna share that with everyone.
This looks like ass. I don't----ing know.
Unfortunately Kiana's in New York.
But yeah, I thought it'd
be a good time just to bring everyone over.
'Cause no one's ever been to my apartment, really?
What is it, Butters? - Hi.
- Hey. - I'm the first one here.
I'm never the first one. - Hi.
- Hi. You look so good. - What's up?
- How are you? - Want me to make you something?
- This is so cute, wait. - It's okay.
Is this a therapist's office?
- What do you mean? - What?
You literally have white noise machines at the bottom.
That's so the dog's bark less at the neighbors.
- This is so cute. - Is it cute?
Zack you look good.
Oh, my God. You have a real animal.
A real animal.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Belle of the ball, - Black tie, right?
Slow. Just go slow.
You're kind of crushing it, Jason.
- Slow, slow. - You're kind of crutching it.
- Hi, guys. - Other crutch, please.
Thank you.
- Oh, my God, you're walking. - Oh, my God.
You made it up those stairs? - It's a miracle.
I'm healed. My knee's fine. Actually, the doctors messed up.
- No, no, it's really bad. - Whoa, Janet.
Sorry.
Holy sh--.
How you doing, dude?
- Good to see you. - Hey. My heart is full.
Bro, I'm so happy you came.
How often do you host a party? I had to come for
a bit and drop off a gift.
So sweet. Thank you, Janet.
- Hey. - Mama's night out.
- What's up, man? - You pulled it off.
- You made it. - Like the haircut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm probably ordering Uber soon.
Is this him?
- Yeah. - So is that Jax?
- Jax is right next door. - Nice.
- Ready? - Ready.
Wait, you guys, Jason's already leaving.
I think I might as it gets more crowded.
It's a little more dangerous to someone like
bump into me or something like that.
'Cause I'm like one week post-op.
Bye, Jason.
This is a nightmare for you in this house, by the way.
There's three more sets of stairs.
- Dude, thank God. - Two, three.
Like I love this house.
With your joints.
- I know. - I love this house.
But like thank God I live in a one-story house.
Yeah. I'm really, really flattered that you came.
You're the most pleasant surprise of the night.
- Oh, my God, you guys look hot. - Look at you guys.
- Damn. - I went all in for the theme.
Listen, if we're gonna do a James Bond theme.
You look----ing handsome.
That starts from the ground up.
Aston Martin, martini shaken not stirred.
Tuxedo. - If I was throwing a 007 party,
I would have hired valet.
I think that's important.
Uh-oh.
I would have some type of, like, men in suits
greeting you at the door with tray,
champagne. Obviously champagne.
Not Prosecco or sparkling.
- Hi. - Hi.
Look how gorgeous you look.
You look beautiful.
I would have a bartender
making the drinks, a Vesper martini if it's a Bond theme.
'Cause that's on brand.
I don't drink Vesper martinis, though.
I would have some type of tray food or hors d'oeuvres.
But he did great.
He did his best.
There's more upstairs. Right?
Hi. How are you?
Good. How are you? You look so handsome.
Oh, my God. You guys match look.
Not really, 007.
- Really? - I think it is.
He's in his wedding tux. You're in your wedding ring.
I'm not going to say anything.
Jesse usually notices everything, but this
necklace is for me. I actually prefer if Jesse
doesn't even notice it whatsoever.
It's a good chain.
Can I tell you, she sent me a picture of this,
and I was like, do not put it on and send me a picture.
I want to see it in person. - Does he know yet?
- It's stunning. - Wait, I'm like, really?
This makes me, like, excited about my wedding.
Like, everyone's in their little black tie.
- What it's gonna look like. - I know. I'm so excited.
Wait, guys, real quick.
Because, like, our birthdays are so close to each other.
Danny, Thomas, and Jason,
we were thinking we should do, like, a little
getaway to, like, Mexico. - Ooh.
Now, the main event is gonna be my birthday.
But I will allow the other men to have their birthdays, too.
- We're down for it. - I'm always down for Mexico.
- I am, too.
This group, as always, needs the sun and Jesus.
Not for me, just for them.
Well, unless it's the gay version that I find down there.
Jesus. Then I'll take Jesus.
Oh, my God.
- Made it. - Hi, guys.
Everybody looks so nice.
- Pop. - He's ready.
- Pow. - Finger guns.
How you doing? How you doing?
- Thanks for coming. - How you doing? Good to see you.
You had said you were gonna make me a special martini.
Yes. A filthy one. Yes.
Is that okay? - Do you have a gin?
Yeah, of course.
Wait, what is that. What are we doing?
I don't want him to feel ashamed if he has a cocktail.
'Cause he's been getting castigated and ashamed.
Really?
No, no, I'm kidding. I'm joking.
Okay.
Oh, Tom Schwartz.
We literally just had the conversation
about Danny's unhealthy alcohol ways.
I think Schwartzy definitely is an apologist for bad behavior.
Especially with his dude friends.
We've watched that for years.
There you go, papa. - Thank you, man.
Yeah, beautiful. - Everyone's happy?
Very happy.
♪ I ain't here to playboy, playboy ♪
You're a professional gambler?
- I am. - What do you like play?
Roulette. Jesse and I have been to Vegas
many times. I go rogue and he'll
find me and the whole table is like cheering.
But when I lose, I walk away. - Yeah.
Sometimes you lose.
Not me.
I walk away when you force me to go to bed.
Well, you haven't walked away yet.
Yeah, and I'm losing hand and she won't leave.
- Exactly. - Don't say that about yourself.
I can't believe that's Jax's house.
Here we go.
Whenever the court says. We need one more signature.
Ouchy.
Every time I think about it, I'm like, it's so weird
that you've been through a whole other relationship
that has ended and you're actually still married.
One day we could do a family trip or...
- That's a long ways away. - It's positive thinking.
Yeah, and I hang out with his girlfriend.
- Yeah... - Very unique situation.
- Hi. - Oh, my God.
I love your tux. It's amazing.
Wow.
Did you walk up the stairs by yourself?
Yeah, I'm out of breath.
- Yeah. - Do you want to seat, Brittany?
I'm okay for a minute. It actually feels good to say.
So strange being in here because this
is like the exact copy of Jax's house.
As I was walking up, I was like, this is grossing me out.
No. Or even seen the outside of it.
I feel like Tom should really love me because
not only am I fresh out of surgery,
I'm in a lot of pain, but I am coming
to his house for the first
time ever in like over
a year, knowing that Jax lives right next door.
He should know that I'm a really great friend to him.
Underneath here is like bandaged.
- Right. - So I feel alright.
Well, you're moving around. It's good to see.
I know, it's wild.
What's that?
Someone is wearing their ring.
- Michelle? - Yeah.
Michelle's wearing her wedding ring.
She turned into a----ing necklace.
I wanted a trust for Isabella's college, and
here she is wearing it out in the Valley.
- Good for her. - Is that Brit?
Brett. Oh, my God. What the hell?
Her tuxedo T shirt come in here.
You did? Two flights upstairs?
Yeah.
- Look at her outfit. - She looks so cute.
Lipstick.
Oh, my God. I can never put on makeup.
I love this.
And it hides your ball sacks.
- They're right here dangling. - Oh.
This is only the second time I've left my house, so.
Know I love you. - Can I get you something?
No, I'm okay. I literally just got here.
- Wait, where's Jax's? - Right over here.
I want to throw something over there,
Like a Molotov cocktail.
He has a lot more going on over there than
Schwartz does up here. - Oh, God.
Did you bring this, or was this Tom's?
- Oh, Tom's is over there. - Why do you have one?
Oh, so this is my Mr. Bigglesworth.
This is my cat. I didn't have a cat.
So this is a-- yeah.
That's so smart. I love it.
- That's so good. - Oh, hey.
I didn't know you guys were having a conversation.
Oh, no, you're fine. You want to throw a Molotov
cocktail across there? - No, that's what's weird me
out is, like, I wanted to see 'cause, like,
I haven't even seen the outside of this place,
so it's, like, weird that I know everything is
just like his and like that right there.
Well, actually, this is where I plan on
peeing and pooing later.
Ooh, I don't even. Oh, my God.
He's got all my Hooter stuff over there.
I don't even want to look at it.
It makes me sick. - I know.
Yeah, I was like, how did you just make
it up all those stairs?
Because I want-- Hey, I haven't got
to give you a hug yet.
Look at your hair. You look good.
One more flight of stairs, we got this.
How is everything?
Yeah, what the [bleep]'s going on with that?
I was already thinking that, like,
the long distance wasn't gonna work.
We didn't talk for, like, a couple days because
we got into an argument and his ex
said he's been already talking to someone.
So I called him like, three or four times.
We had not talking other than text. After our big fight,
he finally answered, and I was like,
what the [bleep] is going on?
We started fighting. I was like this is not gonna work.
I'm done. Goodbye.
I don't believe you. You're not the person I thought you were.
And that's it. - Yeah. It's just too much.
Unnecessary drama.
So then he just--
My number one thing I say is--
I would never.
I told you so.
I don't want to say it, but I do because I told you so.
And I told you and I told you.
And here we go.
- Good... riddance. - Exactly.
Bye.
Coming up...
You said awful things about Danny.
I said what he did. I'm sorry that what he did was so bad.
No, you didn't see anything. He did. You have this vision--
Did you see what Charles Manson did
to know that he's a psychopath?
♪ You fashionista keep it ice cold like ♪
♪ It been in the freezer ♪
I just want to say thank you for coming.
I love you guys. You look----ing ravishing.
- Thanks for having us. - Cheers.
And we're so happy for you and Kiana.
Thank you. - What is this?
This is like months of dust.
- How are you holding up? - It's just hard to like.
It starts hurting after a minute.
How can I change the mood?
I feel like I've always been. I don't know.
I'm just going to say it. Can I say something?
I find it weird that you didn't put Janet
in the group chat with the meal train about Brittany.
Oh, that was a group chat.
That was around before even we went to Brittany's house.
It was around for probably a week or two before.
So we were chatting in that before.
I'm sorry I didn't message you specifically or
add you to it, but we aren't friends.
But she's friends with Brittany.
Anybody could have sent it to her.
Why is any of this being made to be my fault
and I am the bad guy?
It's really simple. You weren't in the group chat.
We're not friends. I'm not gonna add you in and go out of my way.
What is so crazy about that?
I said send this to anybody.
You know, I don't know why you expect a lot from me.
I don't expect a lot.
I just expect if you're making a meal
train for Brittany, that you would include me.
I'm sorry that I didn't think to include you.
If anybody spent 10 minutes in my house,
you would understand why I am just surviving.
Had time to comment on Instagram, though.
- Danny, why aren't you upstairs? - It was about her and Janet.
I was like, I'm walking away because I could
get very involved in this, and I don't want to right now.
Nia was very clear with her.
I didn't add you for a reason.
We're not friends. - True.
But Brittany's getting a surgery makes you.
I think it was for the greater cause.
Yeah, I think she should have added for that.
I've seen your Instagram.
You are in a glam chair.
I think that those are moments that you could have
reached out to her, like, my heart goes out to you with a--
Well, I'm in a glam chair, and I'm nursing
a baby, and I have kids crawling on me.
But I do feel like that's her job.
It is my job, but I'm also, like,
having kids crawling on me.
We thought it was more like this is Brittany had surgery.
Like, everybody's involved in this thing.
We didn't know was.
- She's not paralyzed. - No, we didn't know.
She's got a mommy makeover.
What I'm saying is, at the end of the day,
you guys are Christian people
like you say you are, and you need to----ing add
that person to the group chat. - Are you kidding?
Someone who has wronged you so----ing hard.
Guys, trust me, I know.
Why are you saying is good Christian people?
Because that's what Christians do.
You do the right----ing thing. - Jasmine.
- Am I wrong? - You are 100% wrong.
Okay, maybe I'm wrong,
but I'm just saying my opinion.
You're right. Like, I messaged on Instagram,
but I didn't message in person.
So and to you, like, I am sorry that I'm not.
Not showing how I want to. - Thank you.
I will work on being better at that because
I do care about you deeply.
All right, sorry.
Just heard what's happening.
Nia tried to go above and beyond.
No, I didn't show up the way I wanted to
with messaging and reaching out.
We just had a really good conversation.
- Yeah, we're good, we're good. - Leaving Janet
out of it makes sense.
Because why would Nia text Janet?
You could have text Janet. You could have text Janet.
Any of you that are friends with me.
Calm down.
- In that group chat. - Hold on.
Because I'm tired of people going after Nia.
I'm----ing tired of it.
Calm down, babe. No one up here is freaking out.
Listen, if someone----ing came after the people that
you guys loved,
you'd have their----ing back, too.
But nobody's ganging up.
If nothing, that's why I came up here.
You understand now?
And now that you've explained it to me and
she's explained it to me, now I understand.
Okay. Okay.
They always want the pit bull until
the pit bull's not on their side.
But any one of them, my friends,
who needs me to back them up, they're like, get him, Kristen.
Sick him.
And then the second it doesn't appease them,
then they're mad about it.
I think people get triggered when they hear the word Janet.
Yeah, I feel like I should go. If everyone's triggered by me.
- Why would I? - We're good.
We're good, Janet. - No, no, no. I'm good.
Jason's probably needing me anyway.
No one's saying anything about you.
I feel like when it comes to Janet and I,
at the very best, like, we can absolutely get to a point
where we are civil and polite, but we're never gonna get there.
She keeps running away.
This was so lovely and wonderful,
and your place is amazing.
I love you, but you are not
gonna be the person who always leaves.
You're not gonna be.
You're not gonna be the person
that everyone's like, there she goes again.
But, Michelle, when I'm up there and everyone's
saying, you're not my friend,
people are triggered by everyone.
Remove Janet from the group chat and add me.
I'm sick of being treated like I'm a lesser than
human being.
Well, I was trying to help your situation.
Like, people get upset when they hear your name.
That's rude. And that's treating people
like there's a higher than you should and a lesser than.
It's not worth it. It's not worth it.
You think it'll fall on deaf ears?
What's it gonna do? Hey, you guys,
please treat me with respect.
I'm still being hurt from.
- Well, I'm hurt, too. - What did they do to you?
Besides this? - Okay.
Posting about my marriage,
posting about my husband, posting pictures of
my face with a snake on it.
Why does Danny in the hallway...
So, you know, he's like, she's never
apologized to us, not one time.
I'm sorry that I hurt Nia.
Yeah, I'm not really sorry that I talked
specifically about what he did.
I mean, if you're not going to go to Danny after making
legal allegations on a boat for something
you didn't witness, you didn't witness it.
And brutally, Jasmine continues to be
the victim in this whole thing.
- She is a victim. - You haven't talked to
Danny and you said awful things about Danny.
I said what he did. I'm sorry, that what he said.
No, you didn't see anything he did.
Do you think there's a world where in your head
you have this vision of things. - Did you see what Charles Manson
did to know that he's a psychopath?
You didn't see anything he did.
You think there's a world where in your head
you have this vision of things? - You see what Charles Manson
did to know that he's a psychopath?
Wow, you're calling Danny a psychopath?
No, I'm not.
I'm just saying, do you have
every single action for somebody to realize?
It's all hearsay.
The vision you have in your head is all hearsay.
It's wild that you're the most hurt in
a situation you weren't even at. It's wild.
I don't have to see something
with my own eyes to know that it's true,
to know that it happened.
And Danny's admitted that this happened.
It's really difficult to be around a man like that.
You guys leaving? Yeah, I gotta move the Aston.
Did he just say I have to move the Aston?
Yeah, of course he would say that.
Oh, God, talk about...
- I gotta move my GMT. - He was in character.
- He was James Bond. - We're talking about Jesse.
He just wants people to think he has money and
lives this extravagant lifestyle.
But, like, his ex-wife has to take on half of this debt.
Men, like, they cause you nothing but problems.
I'm telling you, they're good for one thing
and sometimes they're not even good for that.
Like a vibrator could get it done quicker and better.
Bye. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.
Britt, I love you. That's so sweet that you came.
I love you.
- Yeah. - This is spicy tuna on sticky
rice, not crispy rice. Major fail.
I like sticky rice, more than crispy.
There you go. Have it all.
So I wanted to ask you a question because
we had this conversation at the coffee shop.
Something's kind of been eating at me a little bit.
I asked you why you were crying and you said, because
even though it was your idea or your choice, it's still sad.
Then I'm at Zack's house and I'm an earshot
away from you saying with Lala
that you were crying because you were relieved
to be out of this toxic situation. So which one is it?
I'm happy that it's over, but I'm also really sad.
It's been taxing on me.
Was going through a divorce while my mom was dying toxic?
Absolutely. - Mm-hmm.
Are you questioning if I'm sad about the divorce?
I was questioning that you were vulnerable
and authentic in the moment
because you didn't have time to think of a better answer.
I don't know why you think I'm performative. What is the truth?
The truth is, it was a toxic relationship.
It was not a good marriage.
There's a reason why we're getting divorced.
We're not getting divorced because we were madly in love
with each other and you treated me so greatly.
I see the way you treat Lacy. You never treated me like that.
Never. Hence why I had to leave you.
I have to move on because my husband refused to treat me.
Well, it's all hard for me. It's actually hard.
Just like you called me a year ago in Hawaii and you said
it was really hard for you.
You don't think it's hard for me, too?
I don't know. That's why we're talking.
Well, it is. It is hard.
Can we go?
- Are you gonna cry?
Can we go, please? I'm tired.
Well, I don't want you to cry. I'm just.
We're both trying to figure it out.
Yes. And it's not easy.
It's not easy, but I don't know, maybe where you're at
right now is where I was in Hawaii.
But...
Nobody's trying to hurt you.
It's sometimes really hard.
See, I'm going to get emotional.
Are you crying, Michelle.
Are you okay? - Yes.
I just got a bunch of emotions. - Oh, you are? Sorry.
- I'm fine. - Are you okay?
We'll walk out with you. Let's go.
I'm really happy, obviously,
that we're actually getting divorced.
I don't miss him.
I don't want to be with him. Nothing like that.
It's awkward to see him like, hug and
kiss and stuff like that.
Because, like, we never had that.
And when I was married to
him, I used to complain, like, I need to be touched.
I need you to kiss me. I need you to hold my hand.
Love me. I want some affection.
He never loved me. No.
That's the realest you've ever said to me.
We hug me, I think, because it's
been in my face, you know?
It just kind of reminds me that I no
longer have any of that.
- Bye, Michelle. - Bye.
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We're in Mexico.
Hola. Buenas tardes.
Como estas?
Do not. I will break up with you.
You will fly back from Mexico right now.
I was so swollen, but I'm feeling good.
Do not get glitter in any of your holes.
- I'm not. - Happy birthday.
Let's go.
You were being super - ing hurtful.
Are you kidding me?
If things do not improve, there's not
going to be a wedding.