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哈囉

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{\an8}我是萬喜銀行董事長陳海瑞

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{\an8}今天是我們萬喜LOVES
慈善募款的截止日

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{\an8}我知道

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一開始大家對我們有很多的疑慮

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不過,在我的帶領下

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今年我們已經成功推出了BST貨幣

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打破了傳統銀行跟不上時代的印象

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萬喜經過一整年的募集

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想要做大事的能量非常強大

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目前專款金額已經衝破十億

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過年後

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我們萬喜就會開始實行

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救助貧苦人計劃

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但當然能力越強,責任越大

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所以,我們賺得越多

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捐得才會更多

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和平與愛

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還有錢

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陳董事長
很多人認為虛擬貨幣的推廣

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{\an8}是違背了銀行的運作原則

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{\an8}請問您對這樣的說法

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{\an8}有什麼想回應的嗎?

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{\an8}創新,本來就會有阻力

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{\an8}但BST就是未來

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{\an8}BST在前兩週掉了快97%
但又急漲回來

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{\an8}請問是否有人為操盤的可能?

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{\an8}你要知道

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{\an8}虛擬貨幣已經創造了多少億萬富翁

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{\an8}魯蛇說的話都是廢話

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{\an8}不要聽

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{\an8}你想要賺大錢還是領死薪水

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{\an8}你自己決定

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不管是家人還是朋友

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都只是過客

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最重要的還是你自己

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監視器搞定沒?

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唉,我跟你們,講人性的弱點

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你知道多少人收到
“恭喜您中獎”的電子信件

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還是會點開嗎?

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70%

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70%耶

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這些人是浩呆喔?

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所以搞定了沒?

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當然

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才五年沒見而已

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你是怎樣?得躁鬱症喔?

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我聽說那個剛關出來的啊

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都要看那個身心科

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還是我幫你Google一下

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看有沒有推薦的醫院?

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斌叔

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你是生小孩還是在撞牆?

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媽的

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不然你來啊

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夭壽喔

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我命真苦

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都一頭白髮

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還要一個人在這邊鑿

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你當我是做工的人喔?

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好,我來了

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我是為你好呢

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你肚子那麼大
你這樣運動可以減肥啊

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廢話不要那麼多

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你車停哪?

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北陽街這裡啊

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停那麼遠幹嘛?

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那邊就沒車位嘛

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你知道停紅線要被罰多少嗎?

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我上次就是...啊

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怎麼了?

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不到三秒

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你們知道嗎?

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小偷死的時候都會進十七層地獄

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被磨成肉醬再打碎

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我們以後就會變成一團肉泥

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你泥中有我,我泥中有你

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永遠貼在一起

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好甜蜜

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讓我來告訴你
什麼才是真正的地獄啦

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就是我女兒每一天晚上

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拿聯絡簿來給我簽的時候

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你有試過半夜在路邊

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找蠶寶寶要吃的桑葉嗎?

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都沒時間還聊什麼地獄?

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我們這是劫富濟貧

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濟貧?

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就是我們啦

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靠夭

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你是鬼喔?

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一點聲音都沒有

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你不是應該守在外面嗎?

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我擔心你...

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們

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文昊,我需要你

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回去守在門口

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喔

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{\an8}(監視攝影鏡頭04)

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靠夭,又來

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斌叔在幹嘛啦?

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{\an8}我把這影片發上網一定會爆紅

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太智障了啦

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麵糰真的是一個很神奇的東西

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你們知道在二戰時期啊

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他們會把火藥跟麵糰攪拌在一起

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再插上火管就變炸彈耶

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小高,時鐘

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喔

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其實時間鎖不複雜

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就跟玩遊戲一樣

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改一下時間就可以重複領獎勵

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然後開個外掛就可以一直升級

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一點挑戰性都沒有,無聊

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對方很貼心喔

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連卡片都幫我們準備好

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(配電箱)

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其實做我們這行很簡單

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只要做好調查

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偽裝、脫身

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就有九成把握

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首先是詳盡的調查

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敢來喔,你們這些浩呆

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真的當我塑膠做的就對了

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防火牆像紙糊的

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好了嗎?

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當然

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他的密碼是8003

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{\an8}(林林)

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怎麼是這種的啦?

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網友而已

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又不是一輩子的

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歐巴,這個你就不懂了...

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小高講話只有他一個人懂

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他也一直在尋找能夠聽懂他話的人

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但...唉

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再來,就要靠靈活的偽裝

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- 主任早
- 早

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主任早

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今天早上那場有沒有看?

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{\an8}- 有
- 操

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遜啦,超遜的

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他今天話很多欸

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下一場有什麼想法?

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交流交流啊

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- 好
- 好不好?

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好

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主任好

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剛剛那個...

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欸,等一下

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靠北

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你是眼睛糊到大便喔?

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你媽咧

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千變萬化的斌叔

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自從不小心結婚生子後

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老婆和女兒擺第一

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不管是什麼時候

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電話隨打隨回

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就像是現在

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寶貝

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爸比在工作啊

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唉

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有時候也需要用武力脫身

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再跑啊,很會跑嘛

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- 再跑啊
- 不要過來

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你去死

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- 沒事吧?
- 沒事

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最挺兄弟的就是文昊了

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但有時候他會過度關心

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來

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怎麼了?

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我屏蔽監視器啦,應該不是你們

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- 還錢
- 靠

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外面有個醉漢啦

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你還照!

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文昊,你去處理一下

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好

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哇

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居然還有人比我們早

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剛好在附近

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是他觸發警鈴

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這個情況直接報警就好啦

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小偷,搶匪

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警察先生

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我要報案

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你看,小偷,搶匪

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抓住他

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回來

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- 回來
- 壞人

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- 監視器有拍到就好了啦
- 壞人

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對啊,沒事了,那我們走吧

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沒有,我們都來了
按照流程我們需要巡一下

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走

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等一下金庫門一關,感應器就會開啟

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欸,兩個保全要進去了

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你們可以嗎?

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搞什麼鬼喔,我來不及啦

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為了兄弟

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我可以

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文昊,冷靜點

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你是誰?

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步驟太多

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不行

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欸,你誰?

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七成電梯有獨立電源

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不行

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而我,張博駿

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是所有計劃的核心

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就算做好萬全的準備

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還是會有出槌的可能

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而我的存在
就是要在意外發生的那瞬間

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理性地做出最正確的選擇

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不要緊啊

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是在趕去投胎喔?

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不要緊啊

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喂,後面啊

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博駿

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小心

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我來

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我的腳

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喔,我的腳啊,我的腳

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你們...這裡誰清潔的啦?

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清潔劑

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- 嚇死人
- 駿哥

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我代我女兒謝謝你

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你救了她的爸爸

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不客氣

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對不起,是我分心

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知道就好啦

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好了,我們沒有時間了

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來吧

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我這張是副理的

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那我真的走了?

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副理招財樹,襄理怪貼紙

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十二點準時炸,不用等我給暗號

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當然

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好

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新年發大財

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博駿,怎麼了?

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博駿

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00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,250
沈舒玟?

243
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:43,750
靠北

244
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,458
哎呦,都要離職,這麼認真幹嘛啦?

245
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:10,958
要不要叫小安下來幫你啊?

246
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:12,458
沒關係啊

247
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,083
明天就要放假了

248
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,333
年前大家都很忙

249
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,583
哎呀

250
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,416
真可惜,這麼好的員工要離職啊

251
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,125
一路順風

252
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,750
哇

253
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,208
你很香,你知道嗎?

254
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,000
我警告你喔

255
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,750
不要挑戰我的底線

256
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,625
你...

257
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,208
如果你再敢欺負小安或其他人

258
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,041
我就把你的影片給經理看

259
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,125
嘿

260
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:52,375
各位

261
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,666
- 你們都在
- 陳董好

262
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:55,916
哇

263
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,625
真壯觀

264
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,791
這些都是你們的功勞

265
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,416
年前加班辛苦了

266
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,166
你是沈珠玟襄理,對嗎?

267
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,125
沈舒玟

268
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,458
沈“蘇”玟

269
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,916
我聽他說,你只做到這個月底?

270
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,250
董事長您知道我?

271
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,083
我當然知道你

272
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,541
真的非常可惜

273
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:29,666
我們萬喜失去像你這樣的人才
是我們的損失

274
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,208
謝謝

275
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,125
祝你好運

276
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,208
不管明天發生什麼事

277
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,916
一定要記得,能力越強

278
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,166
責任越大

279
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,166
很棒

280
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,041
請慢走

281
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,500
下個月你任期就要結束了

282
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,958
還搞什麼虛擬貨幣

283
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,208
這根本是違反我們銀行的原則嘛

284
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,916
慈善專款之後要怎麼運用

285
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,541
跟你也沒有任何關係啊

286
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,333
阿姨,你說的我都懂

287
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,041
這家公司是我爸爸媽媽一手創立的

288
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,333
你說的是為公司好

289
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,208
從小到大我最聽你的話了

290
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,750
等我的任期結束

291
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,333
我一定會把公司交給專業的經理人

292
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:25,500
好嗎?

293
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,958
阿姨,你知道

294
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:28,958
我愛你

295
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:30,666
- 愛你的頭啦
- 喂,阿姨?

296
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,791
出國幾年就裝ABC
你不要一直以為...

297
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,125
- 你說什麼?我聽不到
- 你說英文...

298
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,166
走了

299
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,958
任務都快完成了,你臉怎麼那麼臭?

300
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,958
欸,我們有認識什麼沈舒玟的嗎?

301
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,208
好耳熟

302
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,375
誰啊,沈舒玟?

303
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,333
五年前那個

304
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,250
我的媽呀

305
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,166
有這麼巧的事情?

306
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,583
世界上有八十億人

307
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,708
兩個人相遇是0.0000375

308
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,708
再次相遇是0.000000...

309
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,833
不對,是0.0000385

310
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,041
好,可以了

311
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,375
這些都是命運的安排啦

312
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,208
如果當初我沒有遇到我老婆的話

313
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,875
我的人生還是彩色的

314
00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,625
頭髮就不會變白了

315
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,541
真的是她嗎?

316
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,625
前面要右轉喔

317
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,125
啊,右...

318
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,375
沒事,下一個路口也可以右轉

319
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,666
右...

320
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,625
對不起

321
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,875
請問這是你剛才掉的嗎?

322
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,250
博駿

323
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,791
你聽一下這個

324
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,791
瑞哥,不用擔心

325
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,541
兩張磁卡都已經交給他們了

326
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,541
警方只會查到失蹤

327
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,041
不會找到我們

328
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,416
你就放心等我們消息吧

329
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,583
你們大家注意啊

330
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,416
人隨時就要到了

331
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,208
瑞哥有交代

332
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,791
一個活口不留

333
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,666
錢拿到就動手

334
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,708
知道嗎?

335
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:17,666
是

336
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,125
大家皮繃緊一點啊

337
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,166
所以是黑吃黑喔?

338
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,541
漂亮啦

339
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,208
那我們就B計劃,把錢分一分

340
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:32,666
然後跑路

341
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,208
所以就是陳海瑞利用我們偷他的錢?

342
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,833
高招欸這招

343
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,458
這招叫監守自盜

344
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:43,166
誰會懷疑是他請我們去偷自己的錢
還黑吃黑

345
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,416
然後再抓兩個傻子當替死鬼

346
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,541
哇操

347
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,000
但我們現在該怎麼辦?

348
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,458
我一個人去幹掉他們

349
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:53,500
為了兄弟,我可以

350
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,916
就這樣

351
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:03,416
斌叔說的對

352
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,166
你們把錢分一分吧

353
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,375
什麼意思?

354
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:07,291
那你不要你的錢喔?

355
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,666
那你呢?又要自己扛?

356
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,125
兄弟

357
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,750
你怎麼可以這麼說呢?

358
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,250
嗯

359
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,666
那我們就江湖再見

360
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,875
啊?

361
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,291
不要忘了五年前

362
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,500
啊,對

363
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,916
要不是五年前,博駿幫我們擋
我們都要被抓去關欸

364
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,208
斌叔

365
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,166
忘恩負義

366
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,250
什麼忘恩負義?

367
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,708
欸,好好說話喔你

368
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,833
好啦

369
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:41,000
你想一下其他辦法嘛

370
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,583
三億多欸

371
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:44,625
逃去越南可以活到像皇帝一樣

372
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,208
在考慮了是不是?

373
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,583
媽的

374
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,375
幹嘛看著我啦,不要

375
00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,041
好啦

376
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,166
把錢通通還回去

377
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
嗯

378
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,458
是為了她吧

379
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,666
這走路姿勢很帥欸

380
00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:31,958
帥是帥啦

381
00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:34,000
但是會走到鐵腿

382
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,916
你真的不跟我回家過年嗎?

383
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,541
沒關係啦,我一個人也可以很好啊

384
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,041
- 又來了
- 那我快到家了

385
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:43,958
拜拜

386
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,416
好啦,拜拜

387
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,041
個、十、百、千萬、十萬、百萬

388
00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,875
三千萬?

389
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,583
弄錯了吧

390
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,208
嘿

391
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,250
你為什麼好好的研究員不做

392
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,041
偏偏要跑去銀行上班呢?

393
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,083
你現在有生命危險,你知不知道?

394
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,875
跟我走,我再慢慢跟你解釋

395
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,416
真的啦,相信我

396
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,958
相信你?我就是相信你
我才花了五年去找你

397
00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:48,791
你忽然人間蒸發,現在又忽然出現

398
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,750
一見面就跟我說我有生命危險
你是有病啊?

399
00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,416
你今天是不是有收到一筆錢?

400
00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,166
其實我是一個賊

401
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,541
我們偷了萬喜銀行的金庫

402
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,750
發現幕後主使就是陳海瑞本人

403
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,958
他們給了我你和副理的卡片

404
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:08,541
留下記錄後再匯一筆贓款給你

405
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,583
接下來就是滅口

406
00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,583
你現在真的有生命危險

407
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,708
欸

408
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,833
當初的不告而別

409
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,208
我真的很抱歉

410
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,708
鼻、心、鳥

411
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,875
這個送你

412
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,791
它陪了我很久喔

413
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:57,708
你不會捨不得啊?

414
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:00,750
現在有你陪我啦

415
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,791
快走

416
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,500
快走啊

417
00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:19,416
沒武器,打不過

418
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,541
有武器,也打不過

419
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,000
欸?

420
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,708
沈舒玟

421
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,958
我殺人囉?

422
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:31,291
好像是

423
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:37,708
你還好嗎?

424
00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:40,333
沒事啦

425
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,000
舉手之勞而已

426
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:45,583
不是,等一下,你們是誰?

427
00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:47,625
我們是他兄弟

428
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:50,250
刀...門...怎麼可能反彈...

429
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,916
我殺人了

430
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,916
怎麼可能...

431
00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,000
是蔥耶

432
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,250
啊

433
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,791
肚子好餓喔...

434
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:08,916
欸

435
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,250
你給我幹嘛?這死人東西欸

436
00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:14,000
告訴他們沈舒玟死了

437
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,583
他們真的要殺了我

438
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,166
走吧

439
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:30,791
虎哥好

440
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,500
瑞哥

441
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,541
瑞哥

442
00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:37,791
跟您報告一下

443
00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:39,625
事情都辦好了

444
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:42,000
那個女的也已經處理掉了

445
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:44,875
- 但是...
- 但是我們沒有拿到錢

446
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,750
你在幹嘛?

447
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,208
沒事

448
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,708
交給我好不好?
我一定把這件事情搞定

449
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:58,833
虎哥

450
00:30:58,916 --> 00:30:59,875
吃過了嗎?

451
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,333
還沒

452
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:04,458
坐

453
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:08,541
謝謝瑞哥

454
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,375
好吃

455
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,375
很好吃

456
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,416
瑞哥,不好意思

457
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:51,125
不,不要吐出來

458
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:52,958
這個肉很貴

459
00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:55,041
我爸爸媽媽跟我說

460
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:58,000
以前一條人命只要一百萬

461
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,916
靠

462
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,291
現在通貨膨脹

463
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,916
你跟我收雙倍

464
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,208
不要讓我失望

465
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,041
我要我的錢

466
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:17,333
你也餓了嗎?

467
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,166
其實還好

468
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:30,208
寶貝

469
00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,958
新年快樂

470
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,500
爸比不在,爸比知道

471
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:34,791
爸比壞壞,好不好?

472
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:36,458
對不起啦

473
00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:37,458
喂?

474
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,958
是,老婆

475
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,625
我答應你,呃...工作完了馬上就回去

476
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,500
好嗎?好

477
00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,375
好,拜拜

478
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,291
新年來囉

479
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,250
幹

480
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,666
過年還要工作

481
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,041
靠夭啊

482
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,416
欸

483
00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:01,625
這是我女兒,可愛吧?

484
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:02,708
嗯

485
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,166
如果她沒有了爸爸

486
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,291
就是你害的喔

487
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,291
啊?

488
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,833
- 其實你就像高筋麵粉
- 我?

489
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:14,125
不同的麵粉可以做出不同食物
你就像高筋麵粉

490
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:16,208
具有高度的韌性和彈性

491
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:17,208
啊?

492
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:18,791
我剛查你的資料

493
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,750
短短五年從實習研究員跳到銀行襄理

494
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,416
這不是一般人辦得到的

495
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,791
給你

496
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:26,458
謝謝

497
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:29,000
- 她只要不要拖我們後腿就好
- 啊?

498
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,250
欸,搞清楚喔

499
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:34,500
要不是你們偷錢

500
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:35,666
怎麼會落到這地步?

501
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,666
我才是最無辜的受害者吧

502
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,208
欸,我們也是受害者啊

503
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:43,250
偷東西還說自己是受害者

504
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,583
真沒想到你不但是小偷

505
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:46,541
還是個爛人

506
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,583
你說誰是爛人?

507
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,250
- 欸,文昊,不行喔
- 冷靜點

508
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,000
慈善捐款也偷

509
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,625
難道不是爛人嗎?

510
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:56,000
慈善機構

511
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,875
那根本就是陳海瑞製造的騙局啦

512
00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:02,250
替死鬼就是你啊,笨蛋

513
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,291
對啊,而且我們剛剛才知道

514
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,125
內應竟然是陳海瑞本人

515
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,625
如果我們把錢還給他

516
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:08,958
我們就是助紂為虐

517
00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,833
如果把錢拿走就會有生命危險

518
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,583
所以博駿為了你...

519
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,625
我們會把錢還回去

520
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:15,875
- 喔?
- 啊?

521
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,500
還回去?

522
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,666
你發什麼神經啊?

523
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,750
你自己說的耶

524
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,708
我的話能信嗎?

525
00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:25,541
欸,不是啊

526
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,791
哪有人把錢偷出來又還回去的?

527
00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,958
對

528
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,375
把錢還回去是現在最正確的選擇

529
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:33,625
只是我們缺少一個內應

530
00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:37,083
對,就是你

531
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:38,708
你放心啦

532
00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:40,166
結束之後你就可以擺脫我了

533
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,083
好啊,那真是太好了

534
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,500
拜託你們趕快把錢還回去

535
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,500
因為我永遠不想再見到你

536
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,708
欸,不要隨便說永遠喔

537
00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:52,916
根據交友軟體統計呀

538
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,458
情侶撕破臉復合機率將近一成五
但是如果...

539
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,458
會提高到五十

540
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,000
我們沒有要復合

541
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,541
他們沒有要復合

542
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,666
對啊,所以我說機率很低嘛

543
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,750
如果當年的任務沒有出槌啊

544
00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,916
搞不好博駿已經金盆洗手

545
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,416
還跟你結婚生子耶

546
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,541
- 你說什麼?
- 好

547
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:12,583
我們時間不多了

548
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:13,750
沈舒玟

549
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,625
你願意加入我們嗎?

550
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,291
我們這次的計劃有兩個環節

551
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:32,041
第一個就是還錢

552
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:33,583
廢話

553
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,500
隧道已經炸掉,要怎麼進去?

554
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,708
再挖開

555
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:40,500
我是可以重新計算
炸開隧道需要的炸藥量

556
00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,208
但是如果把1樓炸到地下1樓

557
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:43,916
這樣可以嗎?

558
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,916
這是正門欸

559
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,166
沒錯

560
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,666
我們就從正門直接進去

561
00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:55,125
你就和平常上班一樣

562
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,541
跟大家說

563
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:57,708
早啊

564
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,000
吃飽了嗎?

565
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,333
稍等一下

566
00:36:01,416 --> 00:36:02,916
這樣是不行的啦

567
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:06,208
演戲最重要的就是眼神交流

568
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:08,583
你越敢跟對方對視

569
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,333
那對方越不會懷疑你

570
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:13,666
所以你要大膽地看著他們的眼睛

571
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:14,666
然後說

572
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,458
嘿,早安

573
00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:18,625
早

574
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,791
- 過年有沒有出去玩啊?
- 有

575
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:22,875
拜拜

576
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:24,166
拜拜

577
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,250
阿姨啊

578
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:29,166
- 辛苦了
- 不會啦

579
00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:31,333
還有,人性的弱點

580
00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:33,250
只要受到稱讚

581
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,875
就會卸下防備

582
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,541
嘿,美女

583
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,375
你知道什麼蛋最漂亮嗎?

584
00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:42,958
你的臉蛋

585
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:45,708
變態啊

586
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,500
我到辦公室了,然後呢?

587
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,416
這個時候,你就拿你的磁卡去找經理

588
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,083
一起去做金庫的例行檢查

589
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:55,583
啊?

590
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:59,416
金庫盤檢通常是兩個人一組

591
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:03,875
開工那天應該是輪到經理跟副理

592
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,750
那個副理喔,應該已經...

593
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:09,041
要是連經理也不能去呢?

594
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,291
如果有緊急事件

595
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:14,458
的確有可能是我自己一個人去

596
00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:17,541
那我們就來製造緊急事件

597
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,625
不好意思,幫我簽一下

598
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,500
謝謝

599
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,791
如果他們不怕蟑螂怎麼辦?

600
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,291
不可能

601
00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,083
怎麼不可能?

602
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,166
- 我就不怕啊
- 根據統計

603
00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:50,791
- 每五個人就有一個人會怕蟑螂
- 沒錯

604
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:03,500
然後你就立刻建議經理去找除蟲公司

605
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:06,666
欸,除蟲公司嗎?

606
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,666
來,不要緊張

607
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,208
不要緊張

608
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,000
- 大家不要緊張
- 經理得收拾殘局

609
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,250
接著

610
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,125
你就趁亂跟他拿磁卡

611
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,750
跟我一起打開金庫

612
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,125
等一下

613
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,291
你們都做完了,那我要做什麼?

614
00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:53,250
你有更重要的任務

615
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,750
因為不管我們有沒有還錢

616
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,458
陳海瑞都不會放過我們

617
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,250
所以第二個環節就是

618
00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:00,500
抓到他的把柄

619
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:04,041
我研究過了

620
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,708
陳海瑞BST金流龐大

621
00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:07,583
絕對有大量非法操作的證據

622
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:10,416
但是加密貨幣的系統是國安級的

623
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,166
我們可能要用更直接的方式

624
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,333
什麼方式?

625
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,708
直搗黃龍

626
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:41,625
等等

627
00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,125
你是虎哥?

628
00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:49,666
怎麼了嗎?

629
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,916
怎麼可能啊?

630
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,208
虎哥好

631
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:00,791
(正在解碼)

632
00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:12,250
以上,大家有沒有問題?

633
00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,625
真不愧是神偷梅花鹿

634
00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:16,583
梅花鹿?

635
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:17,875
這我真的不懂

636
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,916
全身上下都點子啊

637
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,583
- 我有問題
- 什麼問題?

638
00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:29,125
就這麼簡單?

639
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:35,458
就這麼簡單

640
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,416
聲東擊西

641
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,166
是個最基本的技巧

642
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:47,291
成功往往呢,就是靠這個最簡單

643
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:48,583
最不起眼的方...

644
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:53,291
神偷呢

645
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:54,750
我看還是算了吧

646
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:01,583
欸

647
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,791
那不是我的

648
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,250
不管用多爛的方法

649
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,208
只要成功吸引對方的注意

650
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,583
就能達到真正的目的

651
00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:18,541
你放心

652
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:20,666
萬一失敗的話,我會負責

653
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:30,625
您好,歡迎光臨

654
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,333
走吧

655
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:46,916
CP值最重要啦

656
00:41:55,791 --> 00:41:57,250
她也喜歡冷笑話?

657
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:09,250
爸爸你不是說你在工作嗎?

658
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,166
噓

659
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:11,958
看一下

660
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,375
這個好不好?

661
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,666
蟑螂裝進箱子了沒?

662
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:19,750
欸

663
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,500
過來坐好

664
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:41,500
五年前到底發生什麼事了?

665
00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:45,833
你為什麼不告而別?

666
00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:17,625
那天就被抓啦

667
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:19,666
然後呢?

668
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:21,541
然後我就被上手銬,上警車

669
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,333
然後上法院,最後被移監

670
00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:24,583
你還要知道什麼?

671
00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:25,500
我的床位嗎?

672
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:26,750
我坐南朝北啊

673
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:27,916
然後...

674
00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:30,416
好笑嗎?

675
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,041
你當時為什麼不跟我說?

676
00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:39,083
你現在說這些有什麼意義啦?

677
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:41,500
你不是要幫我包嗎?快點啊

678
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:50,750
你出來之後為什麼不找我?

679
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,208
你不知道我等了...

680
00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:59,333
但現在又讓我遇到你了

681
00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:01,625
- 你不覺得我們...
- 我們不會有未來的

682
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,375
怎樣?

683
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:04,666
你是要跟我說

684
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,041
怕拖累我這種屁話嗎?

685
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:08,166
不是

686
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,375
是你會拖累我

687
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:15,125
你認真?

688
00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:18,000
因為我覺得你根本沒有說實話

689
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,500
我說啦,坐南朝北啊

690
00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:25,416
你既然怕我拖累你

691
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,208
你為什麼還留著它?

692
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
回來了

693
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:47,625
辛苦了

694
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,041
哎呦,那什麼?

695
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,458
哇,醜死了這東西

696
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,916
你才醜,你全家都醜

697
00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:00,458
我全家?

698
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:04,041
你給我睜開你的雞眼看清楚

699
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,458
這是我老婆

700
00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:06,708
多美啊

701
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:08,125
這我女兒多可愛啊

702
00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:09,375
她們醜?

703
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,458
還好吧

704
00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:11,666
還好?

705
00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,500
你死定了,不要拉住我

706
00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,333
你也罵我的娃娃啊

707
00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:17,750
為什麼我就不能罵你啊?

708
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:19,333
你這個恰臉

709
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:20,583
- 你給我過來
- 怕你喔

710
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:21,625
你給我說清楚

711
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:23,000
- 欸...
- 鼻...

712
00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,583
不要緊張,我們現在在同一條船上

713
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,875
沒錯

714
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,416
正所謂“百年修得同船渡

715
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,666
千年修得共枕眠”

716
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,666
這句話不是這樣用的啦

717
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:43,958
你們不要吵,我沒辦法專心啦

718
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,250
放輕鬆,平常心

719
00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:48,583
還十億這種事要怎麼平常心啊?

720
00:46:48,666 --> 00:46:49,541
你是有病啊?

721
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:50,916
記得微笑

722
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,083
像你這種恰臉喔

723
00:46:53,791 --> 00:46:54,916
就應該多笑啦

724
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,708
干您屁事啊?

725
00:47:00,791 --> 00:47:02,708
記住,你要先相信自己

726
00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:03,916
別人才會相信你

727
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,625
不好意思,幫我接一下

728
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:16,416
13號請到2號櫃台辦理,謝謝

729
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,125
眼神交流

730
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,333
記得微笑

731
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:25,708
早安

732
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:28,750
早安

733
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,416
說話有氣無力

734
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,458
大聲一點

735
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,541
阿姨早啊

736
00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:37,500
中猴喔?

737
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:52,458
舒玟

738
00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:54,000
你還好嗎?

739
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:56,708
這幾天都沒看到你發限動

740
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,166
你身體不舒服喔?

741
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,291
對啊,最近身體有點不太舒服

742
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,958
但我現在好多了

743
00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:07,583
你確定耶

744
00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:10,125
不再多留一陣子嗎?

745
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:13,416
說不定哪天你前男友會出現

746
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,416
經理在哪?

747
00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:18,666
- 呃,那個舒玟
- 盤檢了嗎?好的

748
00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:20,333
今天不用盤檢

749
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:21,291
什麼?

750
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,708
我是說...

751
00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:25,916
為什麼?

752
00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,041
上面怎麼說我們怎麼做

753
00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:30,958
就剩幾天啦,輕鬆一點

754
00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:34,750
怎麼辦?

755
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,333
我該怎麼辦啦?

756
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,875
不用緊張
我們先想辦法拿到經理的卡片

757
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:43,583
舒玟,你去引開經理的注意
先叫住他

758
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:44,500
經理

759
00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:48,958
舒玟,還有事嗎?

760
00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:49,958
經理

761
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,625
我...

762
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:53,166
你試著問他一些簡單的問題

763
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,666
問題?

764
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:55,958
問題?

765
00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:58,333
我有問題

766
00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,250
你問他什麼街不會下雨

767
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,916
你問他對婚姻有什麼看法

768
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,583
舒玟,你先暫停

769
00:49:04,666 --> 00:49:05,500
文昊

770
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:07,833
你趁經理到廁所的時候打暈他
趁機偷磁卡

771
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:12,708
不行

772
00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,375
舒玟,你還好嗎?

773
00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:20,041
相信我
每個男人被問到婚姻都會分心的

774
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,125
想辦法吸引他注意力

775
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,708
你很香,你知道嗎?

776
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:28,291
我不行再這樣忍受下去了

777
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:32,541
我決定了,我要把副理的惡行公開

778
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:35,125
小安

779
00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:36,666
副理早

780
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,125
- 你今天很香欸
- 沒有啊

781
00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,416
那你脫掉衣服是不是更香?

782
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,916
欸,小安,不要跑讓我聞一下嘛

783
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:48,375
這個禽獸不如的東西

784
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,625
小安,你太可憐了

785
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:54,250
你放心,我一定會替你出頭

786
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,125
我一定嚴厲辦這個傢伙

787
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,625
我一定好好地辦他

788
00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,708
我一定辦死他

789
00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:01,916
謝謝經理

790
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,875
哇,好厲害喔

791
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,416
舒玟謝謝

792
00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:11,791
哇,你太帥了吧

793
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,541
雖然說那個副理應該已經...

794
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,875
如果他敢這樣摸我女兒喔

795
00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:19,666
我一定捏爆他的蛋蛋,然後煎來餵狗

796
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,958
計劃繼續

797
00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,041
文昊,來吧

798
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:28,166
所以是哪條街不會下雨啊?

799
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,708
- 芝麻街美語啊
- 靠

800
00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:36,875
大姐,你這邊存摺要收好喔

801
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,166
在那

802
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,541
沒事啦

803
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:50,375
哎呦

804
00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:52,291
怎麼那麼多隻蟑螂啊?

805
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:56,500
欸,你知道嗎?聽說發現一隻蟑螂

806
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,625
等於這裡有一百隻

807
00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:01,958
這樣算我怎麼打得完啊?

808
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,791
張博駿,你還說不可能

809
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,541
這裡沒有人怕蟑螂啦

810
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,958
太多蟑螂啦

811
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,125
小安,快

812
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,166
打電話叫人除蟲

813
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:15,666
- 快點
- 喔,好

814
00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:22,041
就說每五個就有一個會怕蟑螂

815
00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:25,625
小高

816
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,000
這膠怎麼怪怪的?

817
00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:29,500
那特價品啊

818
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,916
(來電通知:殺光光消毒公司)

819
00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:36,125
喂?

820
00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:37,958
殺光光消毒公司您好

821
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,083
我們十分鐘之內就可以到

822
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,250
好,謝謝

823
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:55,250
公司蟑螂真的超多的

824
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,541
- 等下再麻煩你們了
- 你放心

825
00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:59,958
我們一定會把蟑螂全部殺光光

826
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:00,875
好

827
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,666
警衛伯伯,可以幫忙搬一下嗎?

828
00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:12,750
我問你們喔

829
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,666
一隻蟑螂叫小強

830
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:18,208
那兩隻蟑螂在地上滾叫什麼?

831
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,916
強強滾

832
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,291
走吧

833
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:32,666
早安

834
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:34,916
虎哥好

835
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,541
你好

836
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:42,125
你好

837
00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:47,208
這個蟑螂通常都在潮溼的地方

838
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,375
你們這邊有沒有地下室?

839
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:49,541
呃...有

840
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:51,375
但我們先去救經理

841
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,208
這邊

842
00:52:57,625 --> 00:52:59,458
- 虎哥好
- 好

843
00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:04,208
哇塞

844
00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:05,625
你連走路都好像喔

845
00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:07,958
當然,我可是專業的

846
00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:10,708
不當演員太可惜了

847
00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,333
錢太少了

848
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,000
好

849
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,833
現在連鬼都看不到你們了

850
00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:35,750
輸三倍,錢快點拿出來

851
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:36,708
虎哥好

852
00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:40,208
虎...虎哥今天怎麼那麼早來?

853
00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:41,708
我怎麼那麼早來?

854
00:53:41,791 --> 00:53:43,083
當然是有事啊

855
00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,833
可...可是陳董沒交代

856
00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:48,541
我做事有你說話的份嗎?

857
00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,750
下面一堆蟑螂還不快下去幫忙

858
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:52,750
是

859
00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:56,166
靠,有蟑螂欸

860
00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:57,416
你會怕喔?

861
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,416
會啊

862
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,750
我也超怕的

863
00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:05,500
死小高,買什麼膠根本黏不住

864
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,250
害我整天在那邊裝落枕

865
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,416
(正在解碼)

866
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,833
大家好,我是陳海瑞

867
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:19,791
萬喜銀行做大事的能量非常強大

868
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:24,583
這口音也是假的吧?

869
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:36,708
我到金庫了

870
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:38,916
我們快到了,等我們一下

871
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:42,916
快成功了

872
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:44,666
快成功了

873
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:46,500
快成功了

874
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,666
沈舒玟

875
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,541
副理

876
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,666
你...

877
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:58,583
怎麼在這裡啊?

878
00:54:58,666 --> 00:54:59,833
我那個...

879
00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,333
例行檢查

880
00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:03,375
喔,例行檢查

881
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:07,666
- 什麼聲音?
- 那你怎麼會在這裡啊?

882
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:09,083
我...

883
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,375
我來...

884
00:55:12,416 --> 00:55:15,416
不對,你...你怎麼會沒有事呢?

885
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,000
我會有什麼事?

886
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,458
也是啦

887
00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:25,166
經理有說今天不用盤點啊,有嗎?

888
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,750
呃...那個我不知道

889
00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,708
他是陳海瑞的人,舒玟你快走

890
00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:31,166
那如果沒事的話,我就先走了

891
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,583
謝謝副理

892
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,666
沈舒玟...等一下,沈舒玟

893
00:55:40,583 --> 00:55:42,291
喂,虎哥

894
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:44,375
我在公司碰到沈舒玟欸

895
00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:48,416
舒玟,你去停車場找小高

896
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,791
副理去抓你了

897
00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:50,958
那錢呢?

898
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,500
交給你了

899
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:53,583
那USB呢?

900
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:55,625
解碼完成之後就離開現場

901
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,041
那我咧?

902
00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:59,416
靠北啊
我先確定舒玟安不安全再說啦

903
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,500
喔

904
00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:03,708
70%

905
00:56:03,791 --> 00:56:04,708
快了

906
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,250
靠

907
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,125
難怪他剛剛那眼神

908
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,541
他一定以為我死了

909
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,291
年前還跟我說什麼一路順風

910
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,708
- 這種人不要再被我遇到了
- 是,虎哥

911
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,000
您快到了?

912
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,916
那樓上的是誰?

913
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,666
大家注意...有個傢伙假扮虎哥

914
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,083
斌叔,他們發現了

915
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:30,958
真的阿虎要到了

916
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,833
靠,可惡

917
00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,333
還想跑,你跑不掉了你

918
00:56:40,416 --> 00:56:42,750
鼻、心、鳥

919
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:46,500
忍你很久了

920
00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:47,708
就說不要被我遇到

921
00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:50,666
好了...

922
00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,375
喂

923
00:56:57,458 --> 00:56:58,541
有踢到就好

924
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:01,625
小高

925
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:06,333
有黑頭車開進來了,你們在哪?

926
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:11,541
走

927
00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:15,125
峰哥,早

928
00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:22,458
他們把車堵在停車場門口欸

929
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,083
虎哥

930
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,000
人在這啊

931
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,500
什麼意思?

932
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:40,333
- 怎麼辦啊?
- 噓,讓我想一下

933
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:47,666
斌叔,他們在電梯口了

934
00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:52,875
虎哥好

935
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,291
去吧

936
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,583
虎哥到了,我們上來會合

937
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,416
他是假的

938
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,625
- 糟糕
- 別走

939
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:05,708
- 喂
- 跑什麼跑

940
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:06,958
- 不要跑
- 別跑

941
00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:08,083
站住

942
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:11,541
跑什麼跑

943
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,958
哇,這麼重啊

944
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,625
虎哥

945
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:35,041
我也是,你也是

946
00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:43,750
把人找出來

947
00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,166
你去把出口堵著

948
00:58:50,916 --> 00:58:51,958
你...

949
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,083
這個可以嗎?

950
00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:13,458
去啊,追,追她,追啊

951
00:59:24,958 --> 00:59:25,958
你們上那台

952
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:27,166
上車...

953
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:35,458
裝闊買這種車,抓人還要等

954
00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:38,458
幹

955
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:40,708
走開啊你

956
00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,250
- 你是誰?
- 走開

957
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:47,708
不要走

958
00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:51,916
幹嘛?我是你

959
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,208
快點啊

960
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:22,833
你這個髒鬼啊

961
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:34,375
還愣在那裡幹什麼?抓他

962
01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:37,500
抓他,你們這群白痴

963
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:39,458
你不要再學我了

964
01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:41,208
你才不要再學我了

965
01:00:41,291 --> 01:00:43,916
- 你們看他那個樣子
- 哪裡像?

966
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,166
哪裡像?抓他

967
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:48,833
虎哥,我叫什麼名字?

968
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,125
幹

969
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:54,458
我他媽手下這麼多
我哪知道你叫什麼名字?

970
01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:03,916
你看他脖子

971
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,375
他就是假的,抓他

972
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:16,666
虎哥

973
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:19,500
我又殺人了嗎?

974
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,000
管他的

975
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:22,958
快走啦

976
01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,625
- 虎哥
- 追

977
01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:30,125
不要跑

978
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,291
他們快追上來了

979
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,250
抓緊囉

980
01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:10,458
欸

981
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:12,875
拜拜

982
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,208
不要跑

983
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:38,666
幹

984
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,250
媽的

985
01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:01,125
- 還錢這主意真的爛透了
- 幹嘛啦?

986
01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:03,291
當初還錢是你提的

987
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:04,833
我有這麼白爛喔?

988
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,958
我現在只想回家

989
01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:09,750
但你不是常說家裡像地獄一樣?

990
01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:11,833
老婆難搞,女兒像惡魔

991
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,791
我不准你這樣批評我的家人

992
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,000
對不起

993
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:19,958
你現在走,那博駿呢?

994
01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:22,583
這都什麼時候

995
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:25,750
我們都自身難保了,你還擔心他?

996
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,125
我們三個人

997
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:35,125
ㄧ人分一又三分之一桶

998
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:37,041
然後各走各的

999
01:03:37,708 --> 01:03:39,291
從此不再聯絡

1000
01:03:39,375 --> 01:03:41,125
這樣我們一個人有
三億三千三百三十三萬...

1001
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,541
要不要現在撤?

1002
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:49,500
你們自己決定啦,不干我的事

1003
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:51,333
我就當你答應啦

1004
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,958
留一桶給他啦

1005
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:57,166
不要說我不講義氣喔

1006
01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:59,291
不准丟下博駿

1007
01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:00,583
我們都欠他一次

1008
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,833
他幫我擋過子彈

1009
01:04:01,916 --> 01:04:03,083
靠夭

1010
01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:06,250
他幫你擋子彈,又不是幫我擋子彈

1011
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,041
他剛剛喔

1012
01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:10,625
騎車咻一聲就飛出去了

1013
01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:11,833
他有回頭看我們一眼嗎?

1014
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:13,333
有嗎?

1015
01:04:14,041 --> 01:04:15,875
沒有

1016
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:17,708
他現在眼裡只有那個女的

1017
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:19,708
他眼裡沒有我們了啦,笨蛋

1018
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:23,583
幹嘛?

1019
01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:25,583
你媽咧

1020
01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:26,750
你是要打架是不是?

1021
01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:28,666
你以為你很會打,我就怕你喔?

1022
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,458
好了

1023
01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:34,375
- 好了...
- 痛...

1024
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,041
沒事吧?

1025
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,250
你媽咧

1026
01:04:39,791 --> 01:04:41,583
就你這白痴最挺他啦

1027
01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:44,250
自從那女的來了之後

1028
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:45,958
他有把你當一回事嗎?

1029
01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:48,833
你這個死備胎啊

1030
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,583
還好我閃得快

1031
01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:06,916
你們真的很煩欸,不要打了啦

1032
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:18,125
我一直都把你們當家人

1033
01:05:19,375 --> 01:05:22,083
我們一起經歷過那麼多事情
我根本不在乎賺多少錢,好不好?

1034
01:05:23,791 --> 01:05:25,333
我長這麼大

1035
01:05:25,416 --> 01:05:27,000
只有你們聽得懂我講話

1036
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,000
我只知道跟你們在一起我很開心

1037
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,750
我不想要失去你們任何一個人

1038
01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:36,958
既然博駿現在需要幫忙
我們就幫他一下嘛

1039
01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:45,750
好啦

1040
01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,583
你說家人那一句

1041
01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:51,708
我就認命了

1042
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,208
過來啦

1043
01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,916
媽的

1044
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,291
文昊

1045
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:08,916
幹嘛?

1046
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:22,291
等我一下

1047
01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:32,125
你就照著上面的指示走

1048
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,333
陳海瑞那邊我來想辦法

1049
01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:39,250
所以你現在要我消失就對了?

1050
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,083
消失才安全,我是在救你

1051
01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:47,125
你叫我走就是救我?

1052
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,208
這是現在最正確的決定

1053
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:53,625
你為什麼總是要一個人扛下一切?

1054
01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:01,416
還是你真的覺得是我拖累了你?

1055
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,875
是我

1056
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,250
一直都是我

1057
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:07,583
一直以來都是我拖累了大家

1058
01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:23,583
喂,後面啊

1059
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:24,500
博駿

1060
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:28,750
你去開車,快

1061
01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:41,791
不要動

1062
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:51,500
我人生只有為自己選擇過一次

1063
01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:52,875
不要動

1064
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:54,625
結果卻傷害到身旁所有人

1065
01:07:58,958 --> 01:08:01,250
我不能再辜負你們了

1066
01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:04,416
所以,這是我目前能想到最好的辦法

1067
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,875
然後剩下的我來扛

1068
01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:10,541
好嗎?

1069
01:08:18,958 --> 01:08:20,416
你不累嗎?

1070
01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:25,583
你這個笨蛋

1071
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,083
讓我一起幫你,好不好?

1072
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,166
請問這是你剛才掉的嗎?

1073
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,416
- 對,謝謝
- 這麼醜還真的是你的

1074
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,583
醜?哪裡醜?

1075
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,666
它超可愛的好不好?

1076
01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,583
開個玩笑

1077
01:08:58,666 --> 01:08:59,625
打擾了

1078
01:09:00,291 --> 01:09:02,000
你不要小看它喔

1079
01:09:02,666 --> 01:09:04,458
它揹負那麼重的重擔

1080
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:07,375
還是很努力的硬撐著

1081
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,833
你不覺得很笨嗎?

1082
01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:13,000
蠻笨的

1083
01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,083
但說不定有一天

1084
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:17,625
它發現它不用再一個人扛

1085
01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,541
它就會笑

1086
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,458
相信我好嗎?

1087
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,250
我們大家可以一起...

1088
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,625
回來了

1089
01:10:07,583 --> 01:10:08,750
你沒事吧?

1090
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:13,791
欸,你們還好吧?

1091
01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:16,750
不好說

1092
01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:20,583
呃,發生了男人之間正常的摩擦

1093
01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:22,083
正常就好

1094
01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:25,750
沒事就好

1095
01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:27,791
謝謝你們

1096
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:37,000
你們剛剛在親親喔?

1097
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,083
這張平面圖

1098
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,625
我們到底要看幾次啊?

1099
01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:50,166
還會有什麼新招?

1100
01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,291
我們現在被黑白兩道追殺

1101
01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:53,583
要想新的計劃吧

1102
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:54,875
嗯

1103
01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,583
不過首先呢

1104
01:10:59,416 --> 01:11:01,000
我要先跟大家說聲對不起

1105
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:06,166
張博駿跟我們道歉

1106
01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:08,041
這次死定了

1107
01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:10,625
沒錯,請容許我自私一次

1108
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:12,500
兄弟們

1109
01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,833
這次我真的需要你們

1110
01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:16,500
我就知道

1111
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:19,166
哎呦,不用講這種客套話啦

1112
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,916
我們是家人

1113
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:23,875
家人就是要一起經過大風大浪

1114
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:25,333
但是喔

1115
01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:29,000
你可以再道歉一次嗎?我沒拍到

1116
01:11:29,083 --> 01:11:30,041
不要

1117
01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,458
不要

1118
01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:34,166
一次就好了啦

1119
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,541
- 不要鬧了
- 講一下啦

1120
01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:40,500
來

1121
01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,750
你幫我擋子彈的時候

1122
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,500
你不怕嗎?

1123
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,333
怕呀

1124
01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:49,208
可是我更害怕失去你們

1125
01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:50,416
來

1126
01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:53,291
好

1127
01:12:07,541 --> 01:12:08,500
十億

1128
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:09,666
你要負責嗎?

1129
01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:11,583
我...

1130
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:15,125
連一個小女生都追不到

1131
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,875
那你要你的腿做什麼?

1132
01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:18,875
腿

1133
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:32,250
誰?

1134
01:12:34,958 --> 01:12:36,833
- 放開
- 放手

1135
01:12:36,916 --> 01:12:38,833
- 放手
- 讓開

1136
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:39,916
放手

1137
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000
都讓開

1138
01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:44,541
你是誰?

1139
01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:47,375
我是你們雇用的團隊

1140
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,750
你的錢在我們手上

1141
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:51,958
你想要做什麼?

1142
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,541
跟你談個交易

1143
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:56,333
喔?你有什麼條件?

1144
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:59,083
放了我們,錢還你

1145
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,333
明天一早我們會把錢放回金庫

1146
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,125
你他媽當我們三歲小孩是不是?

1147
01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,500
被你騙了一次
還要讓你騙第二次,是吧?

1148
01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:09,416
真有趣

1149
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:13,500
可是我不要你們把錢放回金庫

1150
01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:16,916
我要你們把錢放進我的口袋

1151
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,291
可以嗎?

1152
01:13:20,166 --> 01:13:21,291
可以

1153
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,416
很好

1154
01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:24,583
還有那個女的

1155
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:25,875
叫什麼名字?

1156
01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:28,333
沈舒玟

1157
01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,375
對

1158
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:30,583
她是我的替死鬼

1159
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:33,750
你們把她帶走,我很生氣

1160
01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:34,875
把她交出來

1161
01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:39,875
我只要保我兄弟

1162
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,166
反正我也討厭那個女的

1163
01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:43,291
我答應你

1164
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,708
嗯哼

1165
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,291
可是瑞哥

1166
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:47,375
他講的話不能信啊

1167
01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:49,750
他們這些傢伙的人的話都不能信啊

1168
01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:52,041
嘿,你真的很吵欸

1169
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,375
我在思考

1170
01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:56,375
他們的老大叫什麼?

1171
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:00,583
張...張博駿

1172
01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:03,541
我不喜歡那個人

1173
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:04,958
把他也交出來

1174
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,000
因為警察不會相信一個小女生

1175
01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,333
可以偷走十億

1176
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,916
我的計劃是

1177
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,666
內神通外鬼

1178
01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,958
把外鬼給我

1179
01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:15,541
不可能

1180
01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:18,583
外鬼我來當

1181
01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:20,291
你來當?好啊,你來當

1182
01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:21,791
你信不信我現在就斃了你?

1183
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:22,916
你開啊

1184
01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,500
靠

1185
01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:29,625
你真的很沒有禮貌欸

1186
01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:31,375
他是我們的客人

1187
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:35,375
為了他,值得嗎?

1188
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:39,208
為了兄弟

1189
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,666
我可以

1190
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:46,500
我考慮一下

1191
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,000
瑞哥

1192
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,541
瑞哥

1193
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:53,375
我跟你這麼多年

1194
01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:54,791
你要我做什麼就做什麼

1195
01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:56,208
然後我說的話你都不信

1196
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,375
然後他現在講一句話
他們隨便講什麼你就信

1197
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,625
他...我...

1198
01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:02,916
好

1199
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,000
我來處理

1200
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,333
我就一槍把他給斃了

1201
01:15:16,958 --> 01:15:19,583
你吃了我的肉就是我的狗

1202
01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:23,291
我不喜歡我的狗亂叫

1203
01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:27,416
嘿

1204
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,208
從現在開始,你就叫“猴哥”了

1205
01:15:30,291 --> 01:15:32,000
清乾淨

1206
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,666
還有這個垃圾

1207
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:37,875
嘿,你

1208
01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,625
我想要聽聽看

1209
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:41,541
你們明天有什麼計劃

1210
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,916
舒玟一大早就打電話來說要請病假

1211
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,166
你們副理更糟糕

1212
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,541
到現在連個鬼影都看不到

1213
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:06,000
今天人數一定不夠啊

1214
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,541
你們撐著點啊

1215
01:16:08,291 --> 01:16:10,541
欸,舒玟說很抱歉臨時請假

1216
01:16:10,625 --> 01:16:12,375
請大家吃蔥油餅

1217
01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,833
算她有良心

1218
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:20,291
{\an8}(第二幕)

1219
01:16:24,875 --> 01:16:26,500
平常心就好

1220
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,500
你有病啊?

1221
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,416
阿彌陀佛

1222
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,958
上帝保佑

1223
01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:36,541
紅燈好久

1224
01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,583
您好,要辦什麼業務?

1225
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,250
14號請到3號櫃台辦理

1226
01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:57,583
大家都看過電影吧?

1227
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,291
知道怎麼做嗎?

1228
01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:01,333
趴下

1229
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,041
‪蹲下

1230
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:05,333
知道該怎麼做嗎?

1231
01:17:05,416 --> 01:17:06,500
‪蹲下

1232
01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:08,000
蹲下

1233
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:10,250
欸

1234
01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:14,958
蹲下

1235
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:17,958
- 手舉高
- 快點

1236
01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:21,083
快

1237
01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:24,250
不要傷人

1238
01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:25,833
我是經理

1239
01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:27,750
那就發號司令,快點

1240
01:17:27,833 --> 01:17:29,666
手舉高,手舉高不要亂動

1241
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:30,875
舉高

1242
01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:32,541
抽屜,抽屜全部打開

1243
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,166
{\an8}現金給他們

1244
01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:43,708
好的

1245
01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,166
那個門呢,有感應器

1246
01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:46,666
只要開那個門,炸彈就會...

1247
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,000
砰!

1248
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,125
不要嚇到人家

1249
01:17:52,291 --> 01:17:54,333
我們只是要金庫裡面的錢

1250
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:55,750
你們就乖乖配合喔

1251
01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:02,375
這個我就先拿走啦

1252
01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,791
- 都搞定了嗎?
- 嗯

1253
01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,875
監視器、警報器、電梯都控制住了

1254
01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:14,916
好

1255
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,166
面罩拿掉

1256
01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:19,041
確定都沒有問題?

1257
01:18:19,125 --> 01:18:21,291
安啦,我們速戰速決

1258
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:22,416
那你們兩個就守在這裡

1259
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,750
我們先下去

1260
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,416
文昊

1261
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:28,500
交給你了

1262
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,333
今天計劃很順利欸,那我們繼續喔

1263
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,166
嘿

1264
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,666
跟我走,來去看好戲

1265
01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:00,875
- 猴哥
- 嗯?

1266
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,041
你留在這裡等他來

1267
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,875
收好我的錢

1268
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:08,583
我要留活口

1269
01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:17,500
嘿,Siri

1270
01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:19,750
I need him alive
是什麼意思?

1271
01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:26,750
電梯怎麼了?

1272
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,708
自作聰明

1273
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:31,250
走樓梯

1274
01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,083
我愛有氧運動

1275
01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:42,208
離開這裡,這裡很危險

1276
01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:43,583
請麻煩後退

1277
01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:46,208
警察來了

1278
01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,791
- 陪他們聊個天
- 好

1279
01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:50,333
但我要講什麼?

1280
01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,375
你平常廢話不是很多?

1281
01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:53,625
自由發揮一下啊

1282
01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:56,208
隨我講?

1283
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,541
你儘管講

1284
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,041
{\an8}裡面的人聽著

1285
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,458
你們已經被包圍了

1286
01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:18,708
放下武器

1287
01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:19,958
出來投降

1288
01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:24,416
你不要傷害無辜的人質

1289
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:25,625
只要你們願意自首

1290
01:20:25,708 --> 01:20:27,333
{\an8}我都可以替你們爭取減刑

1291
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:29,958
我們沒有要傷害任何人

1292
01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:32,916
那你們有什麼訴求就提出來
我們一起解決

1293
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,083
{\an8}犯罪只會讓事情更嚴重

1294
01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:37,458
{\an8}想一下你的家人還有朋友啊

1295
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,833
我沒有家人

1296
01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:42,791
我是孤兒

1297
01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:46,750
孤兒院的生活
你們知道是什麼樣子嗎?

1298
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:49,333
我以為被別人霸凌
別人就會跟我當朋友

1299
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,750
結果咧?

1300
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,583
結果我到處被人家打

1301
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,875
害我的價值觀都扭曲了

1302
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:27,625
餐點已經準備好了

1303
01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:28,750
你那邊怎麼樣?

1304
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,541
差不多了

1305
01:21:37,583 --> 01:21:38,833
現在

1306
01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:51,125
現在,我要講我人生的第二部

1307
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,500
現在

1308
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:00,500
媽的

1309
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:01,500
所以

1310
01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:03,416
是搶銀行炸金庫?

1311
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:04,875
沒錯

1312
01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:07,208
我們這次的角色就是搶匪

1313
01:22:07,291 --> 01:22:08,291
哇

1314
01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:10,083
這如果被抓到,不是五年那麼簡單

1315
01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:12,000
光砰砰就要十年以上欸

1316
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,500
砰砰我們用玩具槍就好了

1317
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:14,708
反正也只是嚇嚇他們

1318
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:23,708
但你要怎麼炸?

1319
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:27,250
你不是一天到晚
都在說什麼二戰火藥麵包嗎?

1320
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,875
欸,用那個怎麼樣?

1321
01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:35,541
你們有在聽喔?

1322
01:22:46,541 --> 01:22:48,166
- 真的嗎?好,來
- 來唷,準備囉

1323
01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:50,125
一、二、三

1324
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,916
就這樣?

1325
01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:57,666
再給我一次機會

1326
01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:07,000
一、二、三

1327
01:23:11,833 --> 01:23:12,750
哇

1328
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,791
炸彈蔥油餅

1329
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,583
哇,靠

1330
01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,625
你們搶銀行就搶銀行

1331
01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:41,875
為什麼要把我的金庫炸掉?

1332
01:23:41,958 --> 01:23:43,916
很貴耶

1333
01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,125
不用辛苦了

1334
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:48,958
你確定裡面的是錢嗎?

1335
01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:02,583
是蔥油餅

1336
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:15,541
人呢?

1337
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:16,750
欸

1338
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:28,833
做得很好欸

1339
01:24:29,583 --> 01:24:30,791
我跟你老闆談好了

1340
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:33,166
老闆欸

1341
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:35,125
昨天說的跟今天說的永遠不一樣啊

1342
01:24:35,958 --> 01:24:37,208
抱歉欸

1343
01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:42,291
超蠢的

1344
01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:44,458
我從來沒有聽過搶錢的人

1345
01:24:44,541 --> 01:24:45,666
還要把錢還回來

1346
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:48,291
貧窮真的是限制了我的想像

1347
01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:49,416
反正警察已經到了

1348
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,458
就算我們被抓

1349
01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:52,041
也要把你供出來

1350
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:53,833
你放心

1351
01:24:53,916 --> 01:24:56,541
我一定會讓警察找到你們

1352
01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:58,416
但是在那之前

1353
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,333
我會殺了你

1354
01:25:00,416 --> 01:25:01,625
也會殺了你

1355
01:25:02,416 --> 01:25:03,958
等警察找到你們的時候

1356
01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:05,708
你們不會說話

1357
01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:11,916
如果每個孤兒都能找到愛他的家人

1358
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,583
就不會像我一樣

1359
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,291
孤獨寂寞

1360
01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:16,750
講話沒人聽

1361
01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:18,750
我會讓你們死在一起

1362
01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:21,166
你肚子會餓嗎?

1363
01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:24,791
有一點

1364
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:27,291
人質肚子餓了

1365
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,250
送五盒披薩來

1366
01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:29,500
吃飽再說

1367
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,708
我要經典披薩、搖滾披薩

1368
01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,791
瑪格麗特披薩、四種起司披薩

1369
01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,458
海鮮總匯披薩,還有最重要的

1370
01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:38,333
夏威夷披薩

1371
01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:39,500
拜拜

1372
01:25:45,416 --> 01:25:46,708
不是六種嗎?

1373
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,625
這樣比較舒服吧?

1374
01:25:51,250 --> 01:25:52,083
嗯

1375
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,958
不要給我耍花招喔

1376
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:57,208
這個炸彈真的會爆喔

1377
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:00,291
拜拜

1378
01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:04,250
斌叔,我要下去了啦

1379
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,375
不要睡覺了

1380
01:26:08,291 --> 01:26:09,208
這...

1381
01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:11,000
這不是感應炸彈嗎?

1382
01:26:26,666 --> 01:26:28,291
- 打他
- 走

1383
01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:30,833
瑞哥

1384
01:26:31,375 --> 01:26:32,875
喔,來了

1385
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,000
我真的要感謝他

1386
01:26:38,958 --> 01:26:40,791
蔥油餅是我調包的

1387
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000
你背叛我?

1388
01:26:46,250 --> 01:26:48,333
- 我是為了救你
- 救我?

1389
01:26:48,416 --> 01:26:50,166
你怎麼會笨到相信他?

1390
01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:52,250
笨?

1391
01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,541
自從那女的出現之後

1392
01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:56,166
你根本就不把我當一回事

1393
01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:57,375
所有人都看在眼裡

1394
01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,500
欸,放尊重一點,我還在

1395
01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:00,875
我?

1396
01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:02,208
關我什麼事?

1397
01:27:02,791 --> 01:27:04,208
就是你

1398
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,458
就是你這女的把他迷得團團轉

1399
01:27:06,541 --> 01:27:07,875
五年前是

1400
01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:09,166
現在也是

1401
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,916
就是你害死我們

1402
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,500
欸

1403
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,375
你不知道她對我來說有多重要嗎?

1404
01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:19,416
那你不知道你對我來說有多重要嗎?

1405
01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:27,416
不是啊

1406
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,708
不是說好兄弟情而已?

1407
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,000
好,我懂了

1408
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:37,458
那...

1409
01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,958
你要不要解釋一下?

1410
01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:45,375
瑞哥

1411
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:53,000
幹掉他

1412
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,500
鼻、心、鳥

1413
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:50,625
走

1414
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,791
博駿

1415
01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:40,750
你們全部都是垃圾

1416
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,625
從出生就註定當個魯蛇

1417
01:29:42,708 --> 01:29:45,000
你們為什麼不好好認命?

1418
01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:47,125
破壞我的計畫

1419
01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:49,583
你...都是廢物

1420
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:52,125
等等

1421
01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:55,291
我原諒你

1422
01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:57,041
我知道你不是壞人

1423
01:29:57,708 --> 01:29:58,750
三小?

1424
01:29:58,833 --> 01:29:59,916
你在幹嘛?

1425
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:04,208
雖然你展現出醜陋邪惡的一面

1426
01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:06,625
但我知道你心底一定還有良心

1427
01:30:07,833 --> 01:30:09,291
我知道

1428
01:30:09,375 --> 01:30:12,791
你每天背負著很重的重擔

1429
01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:15,708
但是你還是很努力地走下去啊

1430
01:30:16,708 --> 01:30:18,666
你只是走錯路而已

1431
01:30:19,375 --> 01:30:21,291
只要你願意

1432
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,916
你還是可以回頭的

1433
01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:31,583
你現在...

1434
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,625
你可以說中文嗎?

1435
01:30:35,708 --> 01:30:37,625
為什麼講話這麼像我媽媽?

1436
01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:39,291
那麼囉嗦

1437
01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,291
你現在說這些有什麼意義?

1438
01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:44,666
的確沒有意義

1439
01:30:45,375 --> 01:30:47,083
只是聲東擊西而已

1440
01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:59,416
哈囉,你好

1441
01:31:00,291 --> 01:31:01,208
你是誰?

1442
01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:04,125
- 可以炸囉
- 你又是誰?

1443
01:31:04,208 --> 01:31:05,250
嗨

1444
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,583
新年快樂

1445
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:13,083
蔥油餅?要做什麼?

1446
01:31:13,166 --> 01:31:14,416
做什麼?

1447
01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,250
噠噠

1448
01:31:25,958 --> 01:31:27,083
{\an8}(警察)

1449
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:33,416
怎麼回事?

1450
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:38,375
門怎麼開了?

1451
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,708
人質怎麼都出來了?

1452
01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:45,333
不要開槍...

1453
01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:47,291
全部都不要動

1454
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:49,541
不要開槍

1455
01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:50,916
歹徒在裡面

1456
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,625
他們有好人

1457
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,083
強攻

1458
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:56,583
出動

1459
01:32:17,750 --> 01:32:19,416
{\an8}蔥油餅炸彈

1460
01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:22,708
不要動

1461
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,125
{\an8}雙手舉高

1462
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,666
站起來啦

1463
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:33,333
快點

1464
01:32:33,416 --> 01:32:34,791
不要動

1465
01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,458
站起來

1466
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:47,416
站起來

1467
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,625
是,長官

1468
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:53,375
啊?

1469
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:55,666
讓我洗個澡不行嗎?

1470
01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,000
為什麼?為什麼不能讓我先洗個澡?

1471
01:32:58,083 --> 01:33:00,333
我整個頭都是蔥油餅的味道

1472
01:33:00,416 --> 01:33:02,291
你們應該先去抓搶匪吧

1473
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:04,166
為什麼一定要來我的辦公室?

1474
01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:05,625
{\an8}陳先生

1475
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:09,416
好的

1476
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:11,375
長官有需要,我一定會配合

1477
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:13,708
但是我要警告你

1478
01:33:13,791 --> 01:33:16,375
如果在裡面搜不到任何東西

1479
01:33:16,458 --> 01:33:17,583
我的律師...

1480
01:33:18,833 --> 01:33:20,083
我在說話

1481
01:33:20,666 --> 01:33:22,833
我的律師團一定會讓你們

1482
01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:25,416
吃大便

1483
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,250
呷賽啦

1484
01:33:32,125 --> 01:33:33,500
喂,靠北

1485
01:33:36,625 --> 01:33:37,583
陳海瑞先生

1486
01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:40,625
我們要以銀行搶案的嫌疑人將你逮捕

1487
01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:41,916
你有權保持沉默

1488
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,500
但你所說的將會成為呈堂證供

1489
01:33:47,416 --> 01:33:49,458
我的勞力士咧?

1490
01:33:52,208 --> 01:33:53,791
(恆世新聞快報,直播)

1491
01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:54,708
{\an8}持續帶您來關注

1492
01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:58,208
{\an8}最近新聞鬧得沸沸揚揚的
萬喜銀行搶劫案

1493
01:33:58,291 --> 01:34:00,458
{\an8}根據最新的調查所顯示

1494
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,708
{\an8}這起搶劫案背後

1495
01:34:01,791 --> 01:34:04,125
{\an8}竟然有萬喜銀行董事長

1496
01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:07,000
{\an8}陳海瑞所涉嫌的掏空案外案

1497
01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:09,750
{\an8}- 不要動
- 陳姓董事長呢

1498
01:34:09,833 --> 01:34:11,375
{\an8}掏空了萬喜銀行

1499
01:34:11,458 --> 01:34:13,541
{\an8}並且是將換來的手錶呢

1500
01:34:13,625 --> 01:34:16,541
{\an8}是存放在私人的保險庫當中

1501
01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:19,208
而據瞭解,這整個過程還有行動當中

1502
01:34:19,291 --> 01:34:22,500
到現在還有一名銀行副理是下落不明

1503
01:34:22,583 --> 01:34:23,500
不過檢方也表示

1504
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:26,541
他們已經掌握了有利的人證

1505
01:34:28,166 --> 01:34:30,083
搶案發生那天的監視器畫面

1506
01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:31,416
都消失了

1507
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,916
我們沒有找到任何證據可以證明

1508
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,916
金庫還有其他的人

1509
01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:40,333
我說的都是真的

1510
01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,791
金庫爆炸是他們弄的

1511
01:34:41,875 --> 01:34:43,041
你沒看到我受傷嗎?

1512
01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:44,000
我...

1513
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,333
我才是受害者

1514
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:49,750
你的意思是說,有搶匪搶了你們的錢

1515
01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:52,125
然後再把錢偷偷運回去

1516
01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:54,250
你們老闆的私人金庫

1517
01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,375
陷害你們嗎?

1518
01:34:55,458 --> 01:34:56,750
對

1519
01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:02,083
恁爸聽你在說鬼故事

1520
01:35:02,166 --> 01:35:03,750
世間無鬼啦

1521
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,583
沒錯,就是他

1522
01:35:20,791 --> 01:35:23,250
怎麼會是猴哥?

1523
01:35:24,416 --> 01:35:25,833
就是他沒錯

1524
01:35:32,083 --> 01:35:33,208
隊長

1525
01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:34,625
儲藏室那個洞

1526
01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:36,333
不追嗎?

1527
01:35:39,750 --> 01:35:41,416
你做警察

1528
01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:43,875
是要抓犯人還是抓壞人?

1529
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:53,083
要騙這種自大狂呢

1530
01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:54,791
就是給他一個上帝視角

1531
01:35:54,875 --> 01:35:56,791
讓他覺得一切都在他掌控之下

1532
01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,416
他就不會覺得自己被騙了

1533
01:36:00,166 --> 01:36:01,833
還好我有先知

1534
01:36:01,916 --> 01:36:03,958
在他辦公室裝個針孔

1535
01:36:17,208 --> 01:36:18,916
你是之後想要去偷他金庫吧?

1536
01:36:24,375 --> 01:36:25,791
(正在擷取資料)

1537
01:36:28,708 --> 01:36:30,458
文昊把錢放在儲藏室裡

1538
01:36:30,541 --> 01:36:31,833
儲藏室?

1539
01:36:31,916 --> 01:36:34,375
最危險的地方就是最安全的地方

1540
01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:37,750
文昊,這次任務最重要的就是你

1541
01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:40,000
我們需要幫你製造機會

1542
01:36:40,083 --> 01:36:42,291
把這筆錢放進陳海瑞的私人金庫

1543
01:36:47,625 --> 01:36:49,458
我們的調虎離山就要靠你了

1544
01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:51,250
你一定要說服陳海瑞

1545
01:36:51,333 --> 01:36:52,291
你是真心要背叛

1546
01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:57,708
我沒辦法,我不會演

1547
01:36:57,791 --> 01:36:59,166
演戲嘛

1548
01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:01,750
就是要找到一個中心思想

1549
01:37:01,833 --> 01:37:03,958
然後發揮到極致

1550
01:37:06,416 --> 01:37:07,375
算了

1551
01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:09,625
哎,隨便找一個
恨我們的理由就可以了

1552
01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:11,291
挺你

1553
01:37:12,166 --> 01:37:13,125
我有了

1554
01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:14,416
反正我也討厭那個女的

1555
01:37:14,500 --> 01:37:15,458
我答應你

1556
01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:20,666
交給你了

1557
01:37:26,041 --> 01:37:28,166
嘿,跟我走

1558
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:29,750
來去看好戲

1559
01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:37,125
自作聰明

1560
01:37:37,208 --> 01:37:38,333
走樓梯

1561
01:37:39,666 --> 01:37:40,875
我愛有氧運動

1562
01:37:48,791 --> 01:37:50,041
我跟你老闆談好了

1563
01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:51,916
老闆欸

1564
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,083
昨天說的跟今天說的永遠不一樣

1565
01:37:54,166 --> 01:37:55,291
歹勢耶

1566
01:37:58,375 --> 01:38:00,208
- 拍謝
- 靠

1567
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,958
電影不是這樣敲,就會暈了嗎?

1568
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,083
四十五度

1569
01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:05,791
不是跟你講過?

1570
01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:07,166
- 敲
- 幹

1571
01:38:15,958 --> 01:38:17,000
哇賽

1572
01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:20,583
靠夭,六比一欸

1573
01:38:27,291 --> 01:38:29,208
我的寶貝

1574
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,291
一樣的計劃不會被嫌老套嗎?

1575
01:38:39,583 --> 01:38:40,666
老套做得好

1576
01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:41,875
就是經典

1577
01:38:43,791 --> 01:38:44,916
小心

1578
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:46,208
唉

1579
01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:48,125
腳,腳也弄一下

1580
01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:50,625
不要動

1581
01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,791
人質這邊怎麼辦?

1582
01:38:52,875 --> 01:38:54,625
在他們最絕望的時候

1583
01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:55,958
給他們一線希望

1584
01:38:56,041 --> 01:38:57,791
我會讓你們死在一起

1585
01:38:57,875 --> 01:38:59,333
人換好了

1586
01:38:59,416 --> 01:39:00,750
你肚子會餓嗎?

1587
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:01,708
有一點

1588
01:39:01,791 --> 01:39:03,375
人質肚子餓了

1589
01:39:03,458 --> 01:39:05,333
送五份披薩來,吃飽再說

1590
01:39:05,416 --> 01:39:06,666
這個門上有感應器

1591
01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:08,625
只要開那個門,炸彈就會...

1592
01:39:09,875 --> 01:39:11,791
欸,記住,做得明顯一點

1593
01:39:11,875 --> 01:39:13,500
斌叔,我要下去了啦

1594
01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,458
不要睡覺了

1595
01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,333
五年前是,現在也是

1596
01:39:43,416 --> 01:39:45,916
不是說演戲嗎?

1597
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,625
還真的給我打下去了

1598
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:51,708
猴哥

1599
01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:57,166
文昊,四十五度

1600
01:40:01,833 --> 01:40:04,250
最後,結尾一定要有一個炸點

1601
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:08,416
噠噠

1602
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:43,000
好

1603
01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:44,125
- 好
- 我去開車

1604
01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:55,625
喂,昊哥

1605
01:40:55,708 --> 01:40:57,458
你剛剛在帥幾點啊?

1606
01:40:57,541 --> 01:40:59,000
超帥的欸

1607
01:40:59,791 --> 01:41:00,750
幾點?

1608
01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:02,791
我看一下

1609
01:41:12,291 --> 01:41:13,375
其實做我們這行呢

1610
01:41:13,458 --> 01:41:16,083
不外乎是調查、偽裝、脫身

1611
01:41:16,166 --> 01:41:17,250
只要做好這些

1612
01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:18,416
就有九成的把握

1613
01:41:19,541 --> 01:41:20,750
那剩下一成呢?

1614
01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:20,166
不好意思

1615
01:43:21,083 --> 01:43:23,083
請問你是小笑安嗎?

1616
01:43:29,250 --> 01:43:30,125
嗯

1617
01:43:32,583 --> 01:43:33,708
你知道

1618
01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:35,541
一隻老鷹叫Eagle

1619
01:43:36,125 --> 01:43:37,208
那兩隻呢?

1620
01:43:38,583 --> 01:43:39,625
兩苟

1621
01:43:41,375 --> 01:43:43,416
那白貓掉進湖裡之後

1622
01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:44,500
被黑貓救起來

1623
01:43:44,583 --> 01:43:47,291
救起來之後,白貓會對黑貓說什麼?

1624
01:43:48,291 --> 01:43:49,291
喵

1625
01:43:55,250 --> 01:43:56,833
我覺得你長得很面熟欸

1626
01:43:57,750 --> 01:43:59,458
大家都說我像蔡凡熙啦

1627
01:44:19,166 --> 01:44:20,083
謝謝大家

1628
01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,791
小朋友,我們三、二、一

1629
01:44:21,875 --> 01:44:22,833
鞠躬

1630
01:44:28,666 --> 01:44:30,458
沒錯,就是這樣

1631
01:44:30,541 --> 01:44:31,875
眼神交流

1632
01:44:31,958 --> 01:44:33,541
中心思想

1633
01:44:35,875 --> 01:44:37,541
你女兒是那個公主嗎?

1634
01:44:39,708 --> 01:44:40,791
不是

1635
01:44:41,916 --> 01:44:43,166
她是那棵樹

1636
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,208
寶貝

1637
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:48,416
你是爸比的驕傲

1638
01:44:50,541 --> 01:44:51,375
欸

1639
01:44:51,958 --> 01:44:53,583
你看我有帶這個出來

1640
01:44:54,791 --> 01:44:56,291
反正我也已經有你了

1641
01:44:58,000 --> 01:44:59,083
喂

1642
01:45:00,458 --> 01:45:01,958
你有病啊?

1643
01:45:05,875 --> 01:45:07,416
開玩笑而已啦

1644
01:45:09,625 --> 01:45:10,583
那你收好喔

1645
01:45:10,666 --> 01:45:12,875
會啦,會收,我都收五年了

1646
01:45:18,375 --> 01:45:20,500
你看它的臉,笨死了

1647
01:45:20,583 --> 01:45:22,500
對啊,超笨