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哈啰

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{\an8}我是万喜银行董事长陈海瑞

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{\an8}今天是我们万喜LOVES
慈善募款的截止日

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{\an8}我知道

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一开始大家对我们有很多的疑虑

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不过 在我的带领下

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今年我们已经成功推出了BST货币

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打破了传统银行跟不上时代的印象

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万喜经过一整年的募集

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想要做大事的能量非常强大

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目前专款金额已经冲破十亿

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过年后

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我们万喜就会开始实行

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救助贫苦人计划

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但当然能力越强 责任越大

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所以 我们赚得越多

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捐得才会更多

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和平与爱

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还有钱

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(万喜LOVES慈善捐款企划
正式推出)

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陈董事长
很多人认为虚拟货币的推广

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{\an8}是违背了银行的运作原则

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{\an8}请问您对这样的说法

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{\an8}有什么想回应的吗?

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{\an8}创新 本来就会有阻力

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{\an8}但BST就是未来

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{\an8}BST在前两周掉了快97%
但又急涨回来

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{\an8}请问是否有人为操盘的可能?

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{\an8}你要知道

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{\an8}虚拟货币已经创造了多少亿万富翁

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{\an8}鲁蛇说的话都是废话

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{\an8}不要听

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{\an8}你想要赚大钱还是领死薪水

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{\an8}你自己决定

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不管是家人还是朋友

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都只是过客

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最重要的还是你自己

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监视器搞定没?

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唉 我跟你们 讲人性的弱点

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你知道多少人收到
“恭喜您中奖”的电子信件

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还是会点开吗?

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70%

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70%耶

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这些人是浩呆喔?

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所以搞定了没?

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当然

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才五年没见而已

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你是怎样?得躁郁症喔?

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我听说那个刚关出来的啊

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都要看那个身心科

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还是我帮你Google一下

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看有没有推荐的医院?

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斌叔

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你是生小孩还是在撞墙?

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妈的

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不然你来啊

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夭寿喔

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我命真苦

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都一头白发

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还要一个人在这边凿

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你当我是做工的人喔?

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好 我来了

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我是为你好呢

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你肚子那么大
你这样运动可以减肥啊

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废话不要那么多

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你车停哪?

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北阳街这里啊

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停那么远干嘛?

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那边就没车位嘛

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你知道停红线要被罚多少吗?

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我上次就是...啊

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怎么了?

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不到三秒

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你们知道吗?

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小偷死的时候都会进十七层地狱

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被磨成肉酱再打碎

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我们以后就会变成一团肉泥

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你泥中有我 我泥中有你

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永远贴在一起

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好甜蜜

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让我来告诉你
什么才是真正的地狱啦

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就是我女儿每一天晚上

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拿联络簿来给我签的时候

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你有试过半夜在路边

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找蚕宝宝要吃的桑叶吗?

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都没时间还聊什么地狱?

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我们这是劫富济贫

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济贫?

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就是我们啦

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(地板清洁剂)

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靠夭

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你是鬼喔?

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一点声音都没有

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你不是应该守在外面吗?

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我担心你...

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们

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文昊 我需要你

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回去守在门口

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喔

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{\an8}(监控摄像头04)

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靠夭 又来

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斌叔在干嘛啦?

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{\an8}我把这影片发上网一定会爆红

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太智障了啦

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面团真的是一个很神奇的东西

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你们知道在二战时期啊

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他们会把火药跟面团搅拌在一起

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再插上火管就变炸弹耶

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小高 时钟

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喔

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其实时间锁不复杂

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就跟玩游戏一样

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改一下时间就可以重复领奖励

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然后开个外挂就可以一直升级

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一点挑战性都没有 无聊

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对方很贴心喔

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连卡片都帮我们准备好

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(配电箱)

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其实做我们这行很简单

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只要做好调查

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伪装、脱身

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就有九成把握

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首先是详尽的调查

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敢来喔 你们这些浩呆

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真的当我塑料做的就对了

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防火墙像纸糊的

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(专长:计算机黑客
个性:极度多话 小高)

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好了吗?

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当然

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他的密码是8003

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{\an8}(林林)

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怎么是这种的啦?

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网友而已

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又不是一辈子的

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欧巴 这个你就不懂了...

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小高讲话只有他一个人懂

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他也一直在寻找能够听懂他话的人

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但...唉

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再来 就要靠灵活的伪装

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- 主任早
- 早

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主任早

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今天早上那场有没有看?

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{\an8}- 有
- 操

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逊啦 超逊的

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他今天话很多诶

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(全能人工智能研究中心
机密档案专用封套)

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下一场有什么想法?

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交流交流啊

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- 好
- 好不好?

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好

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主任好

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刚刚那个...

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诶 等一下

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靠北

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你是眼睛糊到大便喔?

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你妈咧

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千变万化的斌叔

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自从不小心结婚生子后

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老婆和女儿摆第一

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不管是什么时候

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电话随打随回

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就像是现在

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宝贝

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爸比在工作啊

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唉

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有时候也需要用武力脱身

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再跑啊 很会跑嘛

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- 再跑啊
- 不要过来

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你去死

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- 没事吧?
- 没事

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最挺兄弟的就是文昊了

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(专长:武斗
个性:耿直而忠心 文昊)

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但有时候他会过度关心

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来

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怎么了?

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我屏蔽监视器啦 应该不是你们

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- 还钱
- 靠

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外面有个醉汉啦

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你还照!

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文昊 你去处理一下

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好

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哇

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居然还有人比我们早

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刚好在附近

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是他触发警铃

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这个情况直接报警就好啦

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小偷 抢匪

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警察先生

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我要报案

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你看 小偷 抢匪

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抓住他

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回来

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- 回来
- 坏人

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- 监视器有拍到就好了啦
- 坏人

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对啊 没事了 那我们走吧

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没有 我们都来了 按照流程我们需要巡一下

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走

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等一下金库门一关 传感器就会开启

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诶 两个保全要进去了

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你们可以吗?

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搞什么鬼喔 我来不及啦

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为了兄弟

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我可以

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文昊 冷静点

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你是谁?

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步骤太多

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不行

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诶 你谁?

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七成电梯有独立电源

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不行

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而我 张博骏

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是所有计划的核心

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就算做好万全的准备

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还是会有出槌的可能

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而我的存在
就是要在意外发生的那瞬间

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理性地做出最正确的选择

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不要紧啊

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是在赶去投胎喔?

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不要紧啊

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喂 后面啊

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博骏

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小心

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我来

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我的脚

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喔 我的脚啊 我的脚

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你们...这里谁清洁的啦?

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清洁剂

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- 吓死人
- 骏哥

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我代我女儿谢谢你

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你救了她的爸爸

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不客气

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对不起 是我分心

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知道就好啦

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好了 我们没有时间了

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来吧

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我这张是副理的

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那我真的走了?

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副理招财树 襄理怪贴纸

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(从万喜开始)

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十二点准时炸 不用等我给暗号

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当然

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好

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(万喜银行)

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新年发大财

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博骏 怎么了?

248
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博骏

249
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沈舒玟?

250
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靠北

251
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(15小时前)

252
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哎呦 都要离职 这么认真干嘛啦?

253
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:10,958
要不要叫小安下来帮你啊?

254
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没关系啊

255
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明天就要放假了

256
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年前大家都很忙

257
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哎呀

258
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真可惜 这么好的员工要离职啊

259
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一路顺风

260
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哇

261
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你很香 你知道吗?

262
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我警告你喔

263
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不要挑战我的底线

264
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你...

265
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如果你再敢欺负小安或其他人

266
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我就把你的影片给经理看

267
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嘿

268
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各位

269
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- 你们都在
- 陈董好

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哇

271
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真壮观

272
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这些都是你们的功劳

273
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年前加班辛苦了

274
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你是沈珠玟襄理 对吗?

275
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沈舒玟

276
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沈“苏”玟

277
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我听他说 你只做到这个月底?

278
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董事长您知道我?

279
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我当然知道你

280
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真的非常可惜

281
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我们万喜失去像你这样的人才
是我们的损失

282
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谢谢

283
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祝你好运

284
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不管明天发生什么事

285
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一定要记得 能力越强

286
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责任越大

287
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很棒

288
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请慢走

289
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下个月你任期就要结束了

290
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还搞什么虚拟货币

291
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这根本是违反我们银行的原则嘛

292
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慈善专款之后要怎么运用

293
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跟你也没有任何关系啊

294
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阿姨 你说的我都懂

295
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这家公司是我爸爸妈妈一手创立的

296
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你说的是为公司好

297
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从小到大我最听你的话了

298
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等我的任期结束

299
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我一定会把公司交给专业的经理人

300
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好吗?

301
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阿姨 你知道

302
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我爱你

303
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- 爱你的头啦
- 喂 阿姨?

304
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出国几年就装ABC
你不要一直以为...

305
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- 你说什么?我听不到
- 你说英文...

306
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走了

307
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(现在)

308
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任务都快完成了 你脸怎么那么臭?

309
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诶 我们有认识什么沈舒玟的吗?

310
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好耳熟

311
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谁啊 沈舒玟?

312
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五年前那个

313
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我的妈呀

314
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有这么巧的事情?

315
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世界上有八十亿人

316
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两个人相遇是0.0000375

317
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再次相遇是0.000000...

318
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不对 是0.0000385

319
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好 可以了

320
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这些都是命运的安排啦

321
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如果当初我没有遇到我老婆的话

322
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我的人生还是彩色的

323
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头发就不会变白了

324
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真的是她吗?

325
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,625
前面要右转喔

326
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啊 右...

327
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没事 下一个路口也可以右转

328
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右...

329
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对不起

330
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请问这是你刚才掉的吗?

331
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博骏

332
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你听一下这个

333
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瑞哥 不用担心

334
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两张磁卡都已经交给他们了

335
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警方只会查到失踪

336
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不会找到我们

337
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你就放心等我们消息吧

338
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,583
你们大家注意啊

339
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人随时就要到了

340
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瑞哥有交代

341
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一个活口不留

342
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钱拿到就动手

343
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知道吗?

344
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是

345
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,125
大家皮绷紧一点啊

346
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,166
所以是黑吃黑喔?

347
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漂亮啦

348
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,208
那我们就B计划 把钱分一分

349
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:32,666
然后跑路

350
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所以就是陈海瑞利用我们偷他的钱?

351
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,833
高招诶这招

352
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,458
这招叫监守自盗

353
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:43,166
谁会怀疑是他请我们去偷自己的钱
还黑吃黑

354
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,416
然后再抓两个傻子当替死鬼

355
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哇操

356
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,000
但我们现在该怎么办?

357
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我一个人去干掉他们

358
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为了兄弟 我可以

359
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就这样

360
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:03,416
斌叔说的对

361
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你们把钱分一分吧

362
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,375
什么意思?

363
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:07,291
那你不要你的钱喔?

364
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,666
那你呢?又要自己扛?

365
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,125
兄弟

366
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,750
你怎么可以这么说呢?

367
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嗯

368
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,666
那我们就江湖再见

369
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,875
啊?

370
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,291
不要忘了五年前

371
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啊 对

372
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,916
要不是五年前 博骏帮我们挡 我们都要被抓去关诶

373
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斌叔

374
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忘恩负义

375
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什么忘恩负义?

376
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,708
诶 好好说话喔你

377
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,833
好啦

378
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:41,000
你想一下其他办法嘛

379
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,583
三亿多诶

380
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逃去越南可以活到像皇帝一样

381
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在考虑了是不是?

382
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,583
妈的

383
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,375
干嘛看着我啦 不要

384
00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,041
好啦

385
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,166
把钱通通还回去

386
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
嗯

387
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,458
是为了她吧

388
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,666
这走路姿势很帅诶

389
00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:31,958
帅是帅啦

390
00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:34,000
但是会走到铁腿

391
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,916
你真的不跟我回家过年吗?

392
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,541
没关系啦 我一个人也可以很好啊

393
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,041
- 又来了
- 那我快到家了

394
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:43,958
拜拜

395
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,416
好啦 拜拜

396
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:54,166
(最新一笔入账金额
30,000,000)

397
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,041
个、十、百、千万、十万、百万

398
00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,875
三千万?

399
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,583
弄错了吧

400
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,208
嘿

401
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,250
你为什么好好的研究员不做

402
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,041
偏偏要跑去银行上班呢?

403
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,083
你现在有生命危险 你知不知道?

404
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,875
跟我走 我再慢慢跟你解释

405
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,416
真的啦 相信我

406
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,958
相信你?我就是相信你
我才花了五年去找你

407
00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:48,791
你忽然人间蒸发 现在又忽然出现

408
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,750
一见面就跟我说我有生命危险
你是有病啊?

409
00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,416
你今天是不是有收到一笔钱?

410
00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,166
其实我是一个贼

411
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,541
我们偷了万喜银行的金库

412
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,750
发现幕后主使就是陈海瑞本人

413
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,958
他们给了我你和副理的卡片

414
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:08,541
留下记录后再汇一笔赃款给你

415
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,583
接下来就是灭口

416
00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,583
你现在真的有生命危险

417
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,708
诶

418
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,833
当初的不告而别

419
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,208
我真的很抱歉

420
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,708
鼻、心、鸟

421
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,875
这个送你

422
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,791
它陪了我很久喔

423
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:57,708
你不会舍不得啊?

424
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:00,750
现在有你陪我啦

425
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,791
快走

426
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,500
快走啊

427
00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:19,416
没武器 打不过

428
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,541
有武器 也打不过

429
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,000
诶?

430
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,708
沈舒玟

431
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,958
我杀人咯?

432
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:31,291
好像是

433
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:37,708
你还好吗?

434
00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:40,333
没事啦

435
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,000
举手之劳而已

436
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:45,583
不是 等一下 你们是谁?

437
00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:47,625
我们是他兄弟

438
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:50,250
刀...门...怎么可能反弹...

439
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,916
我杀人了

440
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,916
怎么可能...

441
00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,000
是葱耶

442
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,250
啊

443
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,791
肚子好饿喔...

444
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:08,916
诶

445
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,250
你给我干嘛?这死人东西诶

446
00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:14,000
告诉他们沈舒玟死了

447
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,583
他们真的要杀了我

448
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,166
走吧

449
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:30,791
虎哥好

450
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,500
瑞哥

451
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,541
瑞哥

452
00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:37,791
跟您报告一下

453
00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:39,625
事情都办好了

454
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:42,000
那个女的也已经处理掉了

455
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:44,875
- 但是...
- 但是我们没有拿到钱

456
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,750
你在干嘛?

457
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,208
没事

458
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,708
交给我好不好?
我一定把这件事情搞定

459
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:58,833
虎哥

460
00:30:58,916 --> 00:30:59,875
吃过了吗?

461
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,333
还没

462
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:04,458
坐

463
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:08,541
谢谢瑞哥

464
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,375
好吃

465
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:22,375
很好吃

466
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,416
瑞哥 不好意思

467
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:51,125
不 不要吐出来

468
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:52,958
这个肉很贵

469
00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:55,041
我爸爸妈妈跟我说

470
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:58,000
以前一条人命只要一百万

471
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,916
靠

472
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,291
现在通货膨胀

473
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,916
你跟我收双倍

474
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,208
不要让我失望

475
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,041
我要我的钱

476
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:17,333
你也饿了吗?

477
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,166
其实还好

478
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:30,208
宝贝

479
00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,958
新年快乐

480
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,500
爸比不在 爸比知道

481
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:34,791
爸比坏坏 好不好?

482
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:36,458
对不起啦

483
00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:37,458
喂?

484
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,958
是 老婆

485
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,625
我答应你 呃...工作完了马上就回去

486
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,500
好吗?好

487
00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,375
好 拜拜

488
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,291
新年来咯

489
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,250
干

490
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,666
过年还要工作

491
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,041
靠夭啊

492
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,416
诶

493
00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:01,625
这是我女儿 可爱吧?

494
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:02,708
嗯

495
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,166
如果她没有了爸爸

496
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,291
就是你害的喔

497
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,291
啊?

498
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,833
- 其实你就像高筋面粉
- 我?

499
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:14,125
不同的面粉可以做出不同食物
你就像高筋面粉

500
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:16,208
具有高度的韧性和弹性

501
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:17,208
啊?

502
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:18,791
我刚查你的资料

503
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,750
短短五年从实习研究员跳到银行襄理

504
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,416
这不是一般人办得到的

505
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,791
给你

506
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:26,458
谢谢

507
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:29,000
- 她只要不要拖我们后腿就好
- 啊?

508
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,250
诶 搞清楚喔

509
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:34,500
要不是你们偷钱

510
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:35,666
怎么会落到这地步?

511
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,666
我才是最无辜的受害者吧

512
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,208
诶 我们也是受害者啊

513
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:43,250
偷东西还说自己是受害者

514
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,583
真没想到你不但是小偷

515
00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:46,541
还是个烂人

516
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,583
你说谁是烂人?

517
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,250
- 诶 文昊 不行喔
- 冷静点

518
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,000
慈善捐款也偷

519
00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,625
难道不是烂人吗?

520
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:56,000
慈善机构

521
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,875
那根本就是陈海瑞制造的骗局啦

522
00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:02,250
替死鬼就是你啊 笨蛋

523
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,291
对啊 而且我们刚刚才知道

524
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,125
内应竟然是陈海瑞本人

525
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,625
如果我们把钱还给他

526
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:08,958
我们就是助纣为虐

527
00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,833
如果把钱拿走就会有生命危险

528
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,583
所以博骏为了你...

529
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,625
我们会把钱还回去

530
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:15,875
- 喔?
- 啊?

531
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,500
还回去?

532
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,666
你发什么神经啊?

533
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,750
你自己说的耶

534
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,708
我的话能信吗?

535
00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:25,541
诶 不是啊

536
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,791
哪有人把钱偷出来又还回去的?

537
00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,958
对

538
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,375
把钱还回去是现在最正确的选择

539
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:33,625
只是我们缺少一个内应

540
00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:37,083
对 就是你

541
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:38,708
你放心啦

542
00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:40,166
结束之后你就可以摆脱我了

543
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,083
好啊 那真是太好了

544
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,500
拜托你们赶快把钱还回去

545
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,500
因为我永远不想再见到你

546
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,708
诶 不要随便说永远喔

547
00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:52,916
根据交友软件统计呀

548
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,458
情侣撕破脸复合机率将近一成五
但是如果...

549
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,458
会提高到五十

550
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,000
我们没有要复合

551
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,541
他们没有要复合

552
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,666
对啊 所以我说机率很低嘛

553
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,750
如果当年的任务没有出槌啊

554
00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,916
搞不好博骏已经金盆洗手

555
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,416
还跟你结婚生子耶

556
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,541
- 你说什么?
- 好

557
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:12,583
我们时间不多了

558
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:13,750
沈舒玟

559
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,625
你愿意加入我们吗?

560
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,291
我们这次的计划有两个环节

561
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:32,041
第一个就是还钱

562
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:33,583
废话

563
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,500
隧道已经炸掉 要怎么进去?

564
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,708
再挖开

565
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:40,500
我是可以重新计算
炸开隧道需要的炸药量

566
00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,208
但是如果把1楼炸到地下1楼

567
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:43,916
这样可以吗?

568
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,916
这是正门诶

569
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,166
没错

570
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,666
我们就从正门直接进去

571
00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:55,125
你就和平常上班一样

572
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,541
跟大家说

573
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:57,708
早啊

574
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,000
吃饱了吗?

575
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,333
稍等一下

576
00:36:01,416 --> 00:36:02,916
这样是不行的啦

577
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:06,208
演戏最重要的就是眼神交流

578
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:08,583
你越敢跟对方对视

579
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,333
那对方越不会怀疑你

580
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:13,666
所以你要大胆地看着他们的眼睛

581
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:14,666
然后说

582
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,458
嘿 早安

583
00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:18,625
早

584
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,791
- 过年有没有出去玩啊?
- 有

585
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:22,875
拜拜

586
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:24,166
拜拜

587
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,250
阿姨啊

588
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:29,166
- 辛苦了
- 不会啦

589
00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:31,333
还有 人性的弱点

590
00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:33,250
只要受到称赞

591
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,875
就会卸下防备

592
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,541
嘿 美女

593
00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:40,375
你知道什么蛋最漂亮吗?

594
00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:42,958
你的脸蛋

595
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:45,708
变态啊

596
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,500
我到办公室了 然后呢?

597
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,416
这个时候 你就拿你的磁卡去找经理

598
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,083
一起去做金库的例行检查

599
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:55,583
啊?

600
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:59,416
金库盘检通常是两个人一组

601
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:03,875
开工那天应该是轮到经理跟副理

602
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,750
那个副理喔 应该已经...

603
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:09,041
要是连经理也不能去呢?

604
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,291
如果有紧急事件

605
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:14,458
的确有可能是我自己一个人去

606
00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:17,541
那我们就来制造紧急事件

607
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,625
不好意思 帮我签一下

608
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,500
谢谢

609
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,791
如果他们不怕蟑螂怎么办?

610
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,291
不可能

611
00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,083
怎么不可能?

612
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,166
- 我就不怕啊
- 根据统计

613
00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:50,791
- 每五个人就有一个人会怕蟑螂
- 没错

614
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:57,291
(万喜银行)

615
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:03,500
然后你就立刻建议经理去找除虫公司

616
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:06,666
诶 除虫公司吗?

617
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,750
(杀光光消毒公司)

618
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,666
来 不要紧张

619
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,208
不要紧张

620
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,000
- 大家不要紧张
- 经理得收拾残局

621
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,250
接着

622
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,125
你就趁乱跟他拿磁卡

623
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,750
跟我一起打开金库

624
00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,125
{\an8}(杀光光消毒公司)

625
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,125
等一下

626
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,291
你们都做完了 那我要做什么?

627
00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:53,250
你有更重要的任务

628
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,750
因为不管我们有没有还钱

629
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,458
陈海瑞都不会放过我们

630
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:58,250
所以第二个环节就是

631
00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:00,500
抓到他的把柄

632
00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:04,041
我研究过了

633
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,708
陈海瑞BST金流庞大

634
00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:07,583
绝对有大量非法操作的证据

635
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:10,416
但是加密货币的系统是国安级的

636
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,166
我们可能要用更直接的方式

637
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,333
什么方式?

638
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,708
直捣黄龙

639
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:41,625
等等

640
00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,125
你是虎哥?

641
00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:49,666
怎么了吗?

642
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,916
怎么可能啊?

643
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,208
虎哥好

644
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:00,791
(正在解码)

645
00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:12,250
以上 大家有没有问题?

646
00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,625
真不愧是神偷梅花鹿

647
00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:16,583
梅花鹿?

648
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:17,875
这我真的不懂

649
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,916
全身上下都点子啊

650
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,583
- 我有问题
- 什么问题?

651
00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:29,125
就这么简单?

652
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:35,458
就这么简单

653
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,416
声东击西

654
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,166
是个最基本的技巧

655
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:47,291
成功往往呢 就是靠这个最简单

656
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:48,583
最不起眼的方...

657
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:53,291
神偷呢

658
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:54,750
我看还是算了吧

659
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:01,583
诶

660
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,791
那不是我的

661
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,250
不管用多烂的方法

662
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,208
只要成功吸引对方的注意

663
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,583
就能达到真正的目的

664
00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:18,541
你放心

665
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:20,666
万一失败的话 我会负责

666
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:30,625
您好 欢迎光临

667
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,333
走吧

668
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:46,916
CP值最重要啦

669
00:41:55,791 --> 00:41:57,250
她也喜欢冷笑话?

670
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:09,250
爸爸你不是说你在工作吗?

671
00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,166
嘘

672
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:11,958
看一下

673
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,375
这个好不好?

674
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,666
蟑螂装进箱子了没?

675
00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:42,416
{\an8}(杀光光消毒公司)

676
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:19,750
诶

677
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,500
过来坐好

678
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:41,500
五年前到底发生什么事了?

679
00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:45,833
你为什么不告而别?

680
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,416
(有一件很重要的事想跟你说)

681
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,750
(明晚老地方见 不见不散)

682
00:44:05,416 --> 00:44:08,916
(不要闹了 回电!)

683
00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:17,625
那天就被抓啦

684
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:19,666
然后呢?

685
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:21,541
然后我就被上手铐 上警车

686
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,333
然后上法院 最后被移监

687
00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:24,583
你还要知道什么?

688
00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:25,500
我的床位吗?

689
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:26,750
我坐南朝北啊

690
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:27,916
然后...

691
00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:30,416
好笑吗?

692
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,041
你当时为什么不跟我说?

693
00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:39,083
你现在说这些有什么意义啦?

694
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:41,500
你不是要帮我包吗?快点啊

695
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:50,750
你出来之后为什么不找我?

696
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,208
你不知道我等了...

697
00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:59,333
但现在又让我遇到你了

698
00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:01,625
- 你不觉得我们...
- 我们不会有未来的

699
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,375
怎样?

700
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:04,666
你是要跟我说

701
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,041
怕拖累我这种屁话吗?

702
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:08,166
不是

703
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,375
是你会拖累我

704
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:15,125
你认真?

705
00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:18,000
因为我觉得你根本没有说实话

706
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,500
我说啦 坐南朝北啊

707
00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:25,416
你既然怕我拖累你

708
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,208
你为什么还留着它?

709
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
回来了

710
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:47,625
辛苦了

711
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,041
哎呦 那什么?

712
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,458
哇 丑死了这东西

713
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,916
你才丑 你全家都丑

714
00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:00,458
我全家?

715
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:04,041
你给我睁开你的鸡眼看清楚

716
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,458
这是我老婆

717
00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:06,708
多美啊

718
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:08,125
这我女儿多可爱啊

719
00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:09,375
她们丑?

720
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,458
还好吧

721
00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:11,666
还好?

722
00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,500
你死定了 不要拉住我

723
00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,333
你也骂我的娃娃啊

724
00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:17,750
为什么我就不能骂你啊?

725
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:19,333
你这个恰脸

726
00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:20,583
- 你给我过来
- 怕你喔

727
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:21,625
你给我说清楚

728
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:23,000
- 诶...
- 鼻...

729
00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:30,625
(还钱日)

730
00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,583
不要紧张 我们现在在同一条船上

731
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,875
没错

732
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,416
正所谓“百年修得同船渡

733
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,666
千年修得共枕眠”

734
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,666
这句话不是这样用的啦

735
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:43,958
你们不要吵 我没办法专心啦

736
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,250
放轻松 平常心

737
00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:48,583
还十亿这种事要怎么平常心啊?

738
00:46:48,666 --> 00:46:49,541
你是有病啊?

739
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:50,916
记得微笑

740
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,083
像你这种恰脸喔

741
00:46:53,791 --> 00:46:54,916
就应该多笑啦

742
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,708
干您屁事啊?

743
00:47:00,791 --> 00:47:02,708
记住 你要先相信自己

744
00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:03,916
别人才会相信你

745
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,625
不好意思 帮我接一下

746
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:16,416
13号请到2号柜台办理 谢谢

747
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,125
眼神交流

748
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,333
记得微笑

749
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:25,708
早安

750
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:28,750
早安

751
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,416
说话有气无力

752
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,458
大声一点

753
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,541
阿姨早啊

754
00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:37,500
中猴喔?

755
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:52,458
舒玟

756
00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:54,000
你还好吗?

757
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:56,708
这几天都没看到你发限动

758
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,166
你身体不舒服喔?

759
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,291
对啊 最近身体有点不太舒服

760
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,958
但我现在好多了

761
00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:07,583
你确定耶

762
00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:10,125
不再多留一阵子吗?

763
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:13,416
说不定哪天你前男友会出现

764
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,416
经理在哪?

765
00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:18,666
- 呃 那个舒玟
- 盘检了吗?好的

766
00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:20,333
今天不用盘检

767
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:21,291
什么?

768
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,708
我是说...

769
00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:25,916
为什么?

770
00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,041
上面怎么说我们怎么做

771
00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:30,958
就剩几天啦 轻松一点

772
00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:34,750
怎么办?

773
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,333
我该怎么办啦?

774
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,875
不用紧张
我们先想办法拿到经理的卡片

775
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:43,583
舒玟 你去引开经理的注意 先叫住他

776
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:44,500
经理

777
00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:48,958
舒玟 还有事吗?

778
00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:49,958
经理

779
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,625
我...

780
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:53,166
你试着问他一些简单的问题

781
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,666
问题?

782
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:55,958
问题?

783
00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:58,333
我有问题

784
00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,250
你问他什么街不会下雨

785
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,916
你问他对婚姻有什么看法

786
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,583
舒玟 你先暂停

787
00:49:04,666 --> 00:49:05,500
文昊

788
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:07,833
你趁经理到厕所的时候打晕他
趁机偷磁卡

789
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:12,708
不行

790
00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,375
舒玟 你还好吗?

791
00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:20,041
相信我
每个男人被问到婚姻都会分心的

792
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,125
想办法吸引他注意力

793
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,708
你很香 你知道吗?

794
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:28,291
我不行再这样忍受下去了

795
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:32,541
我决定了 我要把副理的恶行公开

796
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:35,125
小安

797
00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:36,666
副理早

798
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,125
- 你今天很香诶
- 没有啊

799
00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,416
那你脱掉衣服是不是更香?

800
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,916
诶 小安 不要跑让我闻一下嘛

801
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:48,375
这个禽兽不如的东西

802
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,625
小安 你太可怜了

803
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:54,250
你放心 我一定会替你出头

804
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,125
我一定严厉办这个家伙

805
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,625
我一定好好地办他

806
00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,708
我一定办死他

807
00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:01,916
谢谢经理

808
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,875
哇 好厉害喔

809
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,416
舒玟谢谢

810
00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:11,791
哇 你太帅了吧

811
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,541
虽然说那个副理应该已经...

812
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,875
如果他敢这样摸我女儿喔

813
00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:19,666
我一定捏爆他的蛋蛋 然后煎来喂狗

814
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:20,958
计划继续

815
00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,041
文昊 来吧

816
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:28,166
所以是哪条街不会下雨啊?

817
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,708
- 芝麻街美语啊
- 靠

818
00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:36,875
大姐 你这边存折要收好喔

819
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,166
在那

820
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,541
没事啦

821
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:50,375
哎呦

822
00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:52,291
怎么那么多只蟑螂啊?

823
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:56,500
诶 你知道吗?听说发现一只蟑螂

824
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,625
等于这里有一百只

825
00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:01,958
这样算我怎么打得完啊?

826
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,791
张博骏 你还说不可能

827
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,541
这里没有人怕蟑螂啦

828
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,958
太多蟑螂啦

829
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,125
小安 快

830
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,166
打电话叫人除虫

831
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:15,666
- 快点
- 喔 好

832
00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:22,041
就说每五个就有一个会怕蟑螂

833
00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:25,625
小高

834
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,000
这胶怎么怪怪的?

835
00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:29,500
那特价品啊

836
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,916
(来电通知:杀光光消毒公司)

837
00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:36,125
喂?

838
00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:37,958
杀光光消毒公司您好

839
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,083
我们十分钟之内就可以到

840
00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,250
好 谢谢

841
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:52,041
{\an8}(杀光光消毒公司)

842
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:55,250
公司蟑螂真的超多的

843
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,541
- 等下再麻烦你们了
- 你放心

844
00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:59,958
我们一定会把蟑螂全部杀光光

845
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:00,875
好

846
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,666
警卫伯伯 可以帮忙搬一下吗?

847
00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:12,750
我问你们喔

848
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,666
一只蟑螂叫小强

849
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:18,208
那两只蟑螂在地上滚叫什么?

850
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,916
强强滚

851
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,291
走吧

852
00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:32,666
早安

853
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:34,916
虎哥好

854
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,541
你好

855
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:42,125
你好

856
00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:47,208
这个蟑螂通常都在潮湿的地方

857
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,375
你们这边有没有地下室?

858
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:49,541
呃...有

859
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:51,375
但我们先去救经理

860
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,208
这边

861
00:52:57,625 --> 00:52:59,458
- 虎哥好
- 好

862
00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:04,208
哇塞

863
00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:05,625
你连走路都好像喔

864
00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:07,958
当然 我可是专业的

865
00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:10,708
不当演员太可惜了

866
00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,333
钱太少了

867
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,000
好

868
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,833
现在连鬼都看不到你们了

869
00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:35,750
输三倍 钱快点拿出来

870
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:36,708
虎哥好

871
00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:40,208
虎...虎哥今天怎么那么早来?

872
00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:41,708
我怎么那么早来?

873
00:53:41,791 --> 00:53:43,083
当然是有事啊

874
00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,833
可...可是陈董没交代

875
00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:48,541
我做事有你说话的份吗?

876
00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,750
下面一堆蟑螂还不快下去帮忙

877
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:52,750
是

878
00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:56,166
靠 有蟑螂诶

879
00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:57,416
你会怕喔?

880
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,416
会啊

881
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,750
我也超怕的

882
00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:05,500
死小高 买什么胶根本黏不住

883
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,250
害我整天在那边装落枕

884
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,416
(正在解码)

885
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,833
大家好 我是陈海瑞

886
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:19,791
万喜银行做大事的能量非常强大

887
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:24,583
这口音也是假的吧?

888
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:36,708
我到金库了

889
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:38,916
我们快到了 等我们一下

890
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:42,916
快成功了

891
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:44,666
快成功了

892
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:46,500
快成功了

893
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,666
沈舒玟

894
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,541
副理

895
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,666
你...

896
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:58,583
怎么在这里啊?

897
00:54:58,666 --> 00:54:59,833
我那个...

898
00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,333
例行检查

899
00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:03,375
喔 例行检查

900
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:07,666
- 什么声音?
- 那你怎么会在这里啊?

901
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:09,083
我...

902
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,375
我来...

903
00:55:12,416 --> 00:55:15,416
不对 你...你怎么会没有事呢?

904
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,000
我会有什么事?

905
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,458
也是啦

906
00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:25,166
经理有说今天不用盘点啊 有吗?

907
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,750
呃...那个我不知道

908
00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,708
他是陈海瑞的人 舒玟你快走

909
00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:31,166
那如果没事的话 我就先走了

910
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,583
谢谢副理

911
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,666
沈舒玟...等一下 沈舒玟

912
00:55:40,583 --> 00:55:42,291
喂 虎哥

913
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:44,375
我在公司碰到沈舒玟诶

914
00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:48,416
舒玟 你去停车场找小高

915
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,791
副理去抓你了

916
00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:50,958
那钱呢?

917
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,500
交给你了

918
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:53,583
那USB呢?

919
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:55,625
译码完成之后就离开现场

920
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,041
那我咧?

921
00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:59,416
靠北啊
我先确定舒玟安不安全再说啦

922
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,500
喔

923
00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:03,708
70%

924
00:56:03,791 --> 00:56:04,708
快了

925
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,250
靠

926
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,125
难怪他刚刚那眼神

927
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,541
他一定以为我死了

928
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,291
年前还跟我说什么一路顺风

929
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,708
- 这种人不要再被我遇到了
- 是 虎哥

930
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,000
您快到了?

931
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,916
那楼上的是谁?

932
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,666
大家注意...有个家伙假扮虎哥

933
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,083
斌叔 他们发现了

934
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:30,958
真的阿虎要到了

935
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,833
靠 可恶

936
00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:40,333
还想跑 你跑不掉了你

937
00:56:40,416 --> 00:56:42,750
鼻、心、鸟

938
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:46,500
忍你很久了

939
00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:47,708
就说不要被我遇到

940
00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:50,666
好了...

941
00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,375
喂

942
00:56:57,458 --> 00:56:58,541
有踢到就好

943
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:01,625
小高

944
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:06,333
有黑头车开进来了 你们在哪?

945
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:11,541
走

946
00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:15,125
峰哥 早

947
00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:22,458
他们把车堵在停车场门口诶

948
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,083
虎哥

949
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,000
人在这啊

950
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,500
什么意思?

951
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:40,333
- 怎么办啊?
- 嘘 让我想一下

952
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:47,666
斌叔 他们在电梯口了

953
00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:52,875
虎哥好

954
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,291
去吧

955
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,583
虎哥到了 我们上来会合

956
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,416
他是假的

957
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,625
- 糟糕
- 别走

958
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:05,708
- 喂
- 跑什么跑

959
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:06,958
- 不要跑
- 别跑

960
00:58:07,041 --> 00:58:08,083
站住

961
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:11,541
跑什么跑

962
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,958
哇 这么重啊

963
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,625
虎哥

964
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:35,041
我也是 你也是

965
00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:43,750
把人找出来

966
00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,166
你去把出口堵着

967
00:58:50,916 --> 00:58:51,958
你...

968
00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:58,083
这个可以吗?

969
00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:13,458
去啊 追 追她 追啊

970
00:59:24,958 --> 00:59:25,958
你们上那台

971
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:27,166
上车...

972
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:35,458
装阔买这种车 抓人还要等

973
00:59:37,458 --> 00:59:38,458
干

974
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:40,708
走开啊你

975
00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,250
- 你是谁?
- 走开

976
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:47,708
不要走

977
00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:51,916
干嘛?我是你

978
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,208
快点啊

979
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:22,833
你这个脏鬼啊

980
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:34,375
还愣在那里干什么?抓他

981
01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:37,500
抓他 你们这群白痴

982
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:39,458
你不要再学我了

983
01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:41,208
你才不要再学我了

984
01:00:41,291 --> 01:00:43,916
- 你们看他那个样子
- 哪里像?

985
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,166
哪里像?抓他

986
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:48,833
虎哥 我叫什么名字?

987
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,125
干

988
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:54,458
我他妈手下这么多
我哪知道你叫什么名字?

989
01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:03,916
你看他脖子

990
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,375
他就是假的 抓他

991
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:16,666
虎哥

992
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:19,500
我又杀人了吗?

993
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,000
管他的

994
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:22,958
快走啦

995
01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,625
- 虎哥
- 追

996
01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:30,125
不要跑

997
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,291
他们快追上来了

998
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,250
抓紧咯

999
01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:10,458
诶

1000
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:12,875
拜拜

1001
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,208
不要跑

1002
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:38,666
干

1003
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,250
妈的

1004
01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:01,125
- 还钱这主意真的烂透了
- 干嘛啦?

1005
01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:03,291
当初还钱是你提的

1006
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:04,833
我有这么白烂喔?

1007
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,958
我现在只想回家

1008
01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:09,750
但你不是常说家里像地狱一样?

1009
01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:11,833
老婆难搞 女儿像恶魔

1010
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,791
我不准你这样批评我的家人

1011
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,000
对不起

1012
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:19,958
你现在走 那博骏呢?

1013
01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:22,583
这都什么时候

1014
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:25,750
我们都自身难保了 你还担心他?

1015
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,125
我们三个人

1016
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:35,125
ㄧ人分一又三分之一桶

1017
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:37,041
然后各走各的

1018
01:03:37,708 --> 01:03:39,291
从此不再联络

1019
01:03:39,375 --> 01:03:41,125
这样我们一个人有
三亿三千三百三十三万...

1020
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,541
要不要现在撤?

1021
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:49,500
你们自己决定啦 不干我的事

1022
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:51,333
我就当你答应啦

1023
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,958
留一桶给他啦

1024
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:57,166
不要说我不讲义气喔

1025
01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:59,291
不准丢下博骏

1026
01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:00,583
我们都欠他一次

1027
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,833
他帮我挡过子弹

1028
01:04:01,916 --> 01:04:03,083
靠夭

1029
01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:06,250
他帮你挡子弹 又不是帮我挡子弹

1030
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,041
他刚刚喔

1031
01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:10,625
骑车咻一声就飞出去了

1032
01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:11,833
他有回头看我们一眼吗?

1033
01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:13,333
有吗?

1034
01:04:14,041 --> 01:04:15,875
没有

1035
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:17,708
他现在眼里只有那个女的

1036
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:19,708
他眼里没有我们了啦 笨蛋

1037
01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:23,583
干嘛?

1038
01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:25,583
你妈咧

1039
01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:26,750
你是要打架是不是?

1040
01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:28,666
你以为你很会打 我就怕你喔?

1041
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,458
好了

1042
01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:34,375
- 好了...
- 痛...

1043
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,041
没事吧?

1044
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,250
你妈咧

1045
01:04:39,791 --> 01:04:41,583
就你这白痴最挺他啦

1046
01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:44,250
自从那女的来了之后

1047
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:45,958
他有把你当一回事吗?

1048
01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:48,833
你这个死备胎啊

1049
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,583
还好我闪得快

1050
01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:06,916
你们真的很烦诶 不要打了啦

1051
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:18,125
我一直都把你们当家人

1052
01:05:19,375 --> 01:05:22,083
我们一起经历过那么多事情
我根本不在乎赚多少钱 好不好?

1053
01:05:23,791 --> 01:05:25,333
我长这么大

1054
01:05:25,416 --> 01:05:27,000
只有你们听得懂我讲话

1055
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,000
我只知道跟你们在一起我很开心

1056
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,750
我不想要失去你们任何一个人

1057
01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:36,958
既然博骏现在需要帮忙
我们就帮他一下嘛

1058
01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:45,750
好啦

1059
01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,583
你说家人那一句

1060
01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:51,708
我就认命了

1061
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,208
过来啦

1062
01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,916
妈的

1063
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:02,291
文昊

1064
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:08,916
干嘛?

1065
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:22,291
等我一下

1066
01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:32,125
你就照着上面的指示走

1067
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,333
陈海瑞那边我来想办法

1068
01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:39,250
所以你现在要我消失就对了?

1069
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,083
消失才安全 我是在救你

1070
01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:47,125
你叫我走就是救我?

1071
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,208
这是现在最正确的决定

1072
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:53,625
你为什么总是要一个人扛下一切?

1073
01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:01,416
还是你真的觉得是我拖累了你?

1074
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,875
是我

1075
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,250
一直都是我

1076
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:07,583
一直以来都是我拖累了大家

1077
01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:23,583
喂 后面啊

1078
01:07:23,666 --> 01:07:24,500
博骏

1079
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:28,750
你去开车 快

1080
01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:41,791
不要动

1081
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:51,500
我人生只有为自己选择过一次

1082
01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:52,875
不要动

1083
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:54,625
结果却伤害到身旁所有人

1084
01:07:58,958 --> 01:08:01,250
我不能再辜负你们了

1085
01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:04,416
所以 这是我目前能想到最好的办法

1086
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,875
然后剩下的我来扛

1087
01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:10,541
好吗?

1088
01:08:18,958 --> 01:08:20,416
你不累吗?

1089
01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:25,583
你这个笨蛋

1090
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,083
让我一起帮你 好不好?

1091
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,166
请问这是你刚才掉的吗?

1092
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,416
- 对 谢谢
- 这么丑还真的是你的

1093
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,583
丑?哪里丑?

1094
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,666
它超可爱的好不好?

1095
01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,583
开个玩笑

1096
01:08:58,666 --> 01:08:59,625
打扰了

1097
01:09:00,291 --> 01:09:02,000
你不要小看它喔

1098
01:09:02,666 --> 01:09:04,458
它背负那么重的重担

1099
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:07,375
还是很努力的硬撑着

1100
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,833
你不觉得很笨吗?

1101
01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:13,000
蛮笨的

1102
01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,083
但说不定有一天

1103
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:17,625
它发现它不用再一个人扛

1104
01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,541
它就会笑

1105
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,458
相信我好吗?

1106
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,250
我们大家可以一起...

1107
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,625
回来了

1108
01:10:07,583 --> 01:10:08,750
你没事吧?

1109
01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:13,791
诶 你们还好吧?

1110
01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:16,750
不好说

1111
01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:20,583
呃 发生了男人之间正常的摩擦

1112
01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:22,083
正常就好

1113
01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:25,750
没事就好

1114
01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:27,791
谢谢你们

1115
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:37,000
你们刚刚在亲亲喔?

1116
01:10:39,958 --> 01:10:45,500
(清水泥抿石子边)

1117
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,083
这张平面图

1118
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,625
我们到底要看几次啊?

1119
01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:50,166
还会有什么新招?

1120
01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,291
我们现在被黑白两道追杀

1121
01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:53,583
要想新的计划吧

1122
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:54,875
嗯

1123
01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,583
不过首先呢

1124
01:10:59,416 --> 01:11:01,000
我要先跟大家说声对不起

1125
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:06,166
张博骏跟我们道歉

1126
01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:08,041
这次死定了

1127
01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:10,625
没错 请容许我自私一次

1128
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:12,500
兄弟们

1129
01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,833
这次我真的需要你们

1130
01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:16,500
我就知道

1131
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:19,166
哎呦 不用讲这种客套话啦

1132
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,916
我们是家人

1133
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:23,875
家人就是要一起经过大风大浪

1134
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:25,333
但是喔

1135
01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:29,000
你可以再道歉一次吗?我没拍到

1136
01:11:29,083 --> 01:11:30,041
不要

1137
01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,458
不要

1138
01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:34,166
一次就好了啦

1139
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,541
- 不要闹了
- 讲一下啦

1140
01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:40,500
来

1141
01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,750
你帮我挡子弹的时候

1142
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,500
你不怕吗?

1143
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,333
怕呀

1144
01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:49,208
可是我更害怕失去你们

1145
01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:50,416
来

1146
01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:53,291
好

1147
01:12:07,541 --> 01:12:08,500
十亿

1148
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:09,666
你要负责吗?

1149
01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:11,583
我...

1150
01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:15,125
连一个小女生都追不到

1151
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,875
那你要你的腿做什么?

1152
01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:18,875
腿

1153
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:32,250
谁?

1154
01:12:34,958 --> 01:12:36,833
- 放开
- 放手

1155
01:12:36,916 --> 01:12:38,833
- 放手
- 让开

1156
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:39,916
放手

1157
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000
都让开

1158
01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:44,541
你是谁?

1159
01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:47,375
我是你们雇用的团队

1160
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,750
你的钱在我们手上

1161
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:51,958
你想要做什么?

1162
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,541
跟你谈个交易

1163
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:56,333
喔?你有什么条件?

1164
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:59,083
放了我们 钱还你

1165
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,333
明天一早我们会把钱放回金库

1166
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,125
你他妈当我们三岁小孩是不是?

1167
01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,500
被你骗了一次
还要让你骗第二次 是吧?

1168
01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:09,416
真有趣

1169
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:13,500
可是我不要你们把钱放回金库

1170
01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:16,916
我要你们把钱放进我的口袋

1171
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,291
可以吗?

1172
01:13:20,166 --> 01:13:21,291
可以

1173
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,416
很好

1174
01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:24,583
还有那个女的

1175
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:25,875
叫什么名字?

1176
01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:28,333
沈舒玟

1177
01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,375
对

1178
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:30,583
她是我的替死鬼

1179
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:33,750
你们把她带走 我很生气

1180
01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:34,875
把她交出来

1181
01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:39,875
我只要保我兄弟

1182
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,166
反正我也讨厌那个女的

1183
01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:43,291
我答应你

1184
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,708
嗯哼

1185
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,291
可是瑞哥

1186
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:47,375
他讲的话不能信啊

1187
01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:49,750
他们这些家伙的人的话都不能信啊

1188
01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:52,041
嘿 你真的很吵诶

1189
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,375
我在思考

1190
01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:56,375
他们的老大叫什么?

1191
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:00,583
张...张博骏

1192
01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:03,541
我不喜欢那个人

1193
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:04,958
把他也交出来

1194
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,000
因为警察不会相信一个小女生

1195
01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,333
可以偷走十亿

1196
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,916
我的计划是

1197
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,666
内神通外鬼

1198
01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,958
把外鬼给我

1199
01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:15,541
不可能

1200
01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:18,583
外鬼我来当

1201
01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:20,291
你来当?好啊 你来当

1202
01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:21,791
你信不信我现在就毙了你?

1203
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:22,916
你开啊

1204
01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,500
靠

1205
01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:29,625
你真的很没有礼貌诶

1206
01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:31,375
他是我们的客人

1207
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:35,375
为了他 值得吗?

1208
01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:39,208
为了兄弟

1209
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,666
我可以

1210
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:46,500
我考虑一下

1211
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,000
瑞哥

1212
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,541
瑞哥

1213
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:53,375
我跟你这么多年

1214
01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:54,791
你要我做什么就做什么

1215
01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:56,208
然后我说的话你都不信

1216
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,375
然后他现在讲一句话
他们随便讲什么你就信

1217
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,625
他...我...

1218
01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:02,916
好

1219
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,000
我来处理

1220
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,333
我就一枪把他给毙了

1221
01:15:16,958 --> 01:15:19,583
你吃了我的肉就是我的狗

1222
01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:23,291
我不喜欢我的狗乱叫

1223
01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:27,416
嘿

1224
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,208
从现在开始 你就叫“猴哥”了

1225
01:15:30,291 --> 01:15:32,000
清干净

1226
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,666
还有这个垃圾

1227
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:37,875
嘿 你

1228
01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,625
我想要听听看

1229
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:41,541
你们明天有什么计划

1230
01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:58,916
(万喜金融银行)

1231
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,916
舒玟一大早就打电话来说要请病假

1232
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,166
你们副理更糟糕

1233
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,541
到现在连个鬼影都看不到

1234
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:06,000
今天人数一定不够啊

1235
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,541
你们撑着点啊

1236
01:16:08,291 --> 01:16:10,541
诶 舒玟说很抱歉临时请假

1237
01:16:10,625 --> 01:16:12,375
请大家吃葱油饼

1238
01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,833
算她有良心

1239
01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:17,833
(还钱日)

1240
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:20,291
{\an8}(第二幕)

1241
01:16:24,875 --> 01:16:26,500
平常心就好

1242
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,500
你有病啊?

1243
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,416
阿弥陀佛

1244
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,958
上帝保佑

1245
01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:36,541
红灯好久

1246
01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,583
您好 要办什么业务?

1247
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,250
14号请到3号柜台办理

1248
01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:57,583
大家都看过电影吧?

1249
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,291
知道怎么做吗?

1250
01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:01,333
趴下

1251
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,041
‪蹲下

1252
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:05,333
知道该怎么做吗?

1253
01:17:05,416 --> 01:17:06,500
‪蹲下

1254
01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:08,000
蹲下

1255
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:10,250
诶

1256
01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:14,958
蹲下

1257
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:17,958
- 手举高
- 快点

1258
01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:21,083
快

1259
01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:24,250
不要伤人

1260
01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:25,833
我是经理

1261
01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:27,750
那就发号司令 快点

1262
01:17:27,833 --> 01:17:29,666
手举高 手举高不要乱动

1263
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:30,875
举高

1264
01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:32,541
抽屉 抽屉全部打开

1265
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,166
{\an8}现金给他们

1266
01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:43,708
好的

1267
01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,166
那个门呢 有传感器

1268
01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:46,666
只要开那个门 炸弹就会...

1269
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,000
砰!

1270
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,125
不要吓到人家

1271
01:17:52,291 --> 01:17:54,333
我们只是要金库里面的钱

1272
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:55,750
你们就乖乖配合喔

1273
01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:02,375
这个我就先拿走啦

1274
01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,291
(请洽临柜办理)

1275
01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,791
- 都搞定了吗?
- 嗯

1276
01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,875
监视器、警报器、电梯都控制住了

1277
01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:14,916
好

1278
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,166
面罩拿掉

1279
01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:19,041
确定都没有问题?

1280
01:18:19,125 --> 01:18:21,291
安啦 我们速战速决

1281
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:22,416
那你们两个就守在这里

1282
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,750
我们先下去

1283
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,416
文昊

1284
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:28,500
交给你了

1285
01:18:40,208 --> 01:18:43,541
(私人号码)

1286
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,333
今天计划很顺利诶 那我们继续喔

1287
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,166
嘿

1288
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,666
跟我走 来去看好戏

1289
01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:00,875
- 猴哥
- 嗯?

1290
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,041
你留在这里等他来

1291
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,875
收好我的钱

1292
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:08,583
我要留活口

1293
01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:17,500
嘿 Siri

1294
01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:19,750
I need him alive
是什么意思?

1295
01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:26,750
电梯怎么了?

1296
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,708
自作聪明

1297
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:31,250
走楼梯

1298
01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,083
我爱有氧运动

1299
01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:42,208
离开这里 这里很危险

1300
01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:43,583
请麻烦后退

1301
01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:46,208
警察来了

1302
01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,791
- 陪他们聊个天
- 好

1303
01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:50,333
但我要讲什么?

1304
01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,375
你平常废话不是很多?

1305
01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:53,625
自由发挥一下啊

1306
01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:56,208
随我讲?

1307
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,541
你尽管讲

1308
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,041
{\an8}里面的人听着

1309
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,458
你们已经被包围了

1310
01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:18,708
放下武器

1311
01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:19,958
出来投降

1312
01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:24,416
你不要伤害无辜的人质

1313
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:25,625
只要你们愿意自首

1314
01:20:25,708 --> 01:20:27,333
{\an8}我都可以替你们争取减刑

1315
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:29,958
我们没有要伤害任何人

1316
01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:32,916
那你们有什么要求就提出来
我们一起解决

1317
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,083
{\an8}犯罪只会让事情更严重

1318
01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:37,458
{\an8}想一下你的家人还有朋友啊

1319
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,833
我没有家人

1320
01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:42,791
我是孤儿

1321
01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:46,750
孤儿院的生活
你们知道是什么样子吗?

1322
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:49,333
我以为被别人霸凌
别人就会跟我当朋友

1323
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,750
结果咧?

1324
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,583
结果我到处被人家打

1325
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,875
害我的价值观都扭曲了

1326
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:27,625
餐点已经准备好了

1327
01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:28,750
你那边怎么样?

1328
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,541
差不多了

1329
01:21:37,583 --> 01:21:38,833
现在

1330
01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:51,125
现在 我要讲我人生的第二部

1331
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,500
现在

1332
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:00,500
妈的

1333
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:01,500
所以

1334
01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:03,416
是抢银行炸金库?

1335
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:04,875
没错

1336
01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:07,208
我们这次的角色就是抢匪

1337
01:22:07,291 --> 01:22:08,291
哇

1338
01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:10,083
这如果被抓到 不是五年那么简单

1339
01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:12,000
光砰砰就要十年以上诶

1340
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,500
砰砰我们用玩具枪就好了

1341
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:14,708
反正也只是吓吓他们

1342
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:23,708
但你要怎么炸?

1343
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:27,250
你不是一天到晚
都在说什么二战火药面包吗?

1344
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,875
诶 用那个怎么样?

1345
01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:35,541
你们有在听喔?

1346
01:22:46,541 --> 01:22:48,166
- 真的吗?好 来
- 来唷 准备咯

1347
01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:50,125
一、二、三

1348
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,916
就这样?

1349
01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:57,666
再给我一次机会

1350
01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:07,000
一、二、三

1351
01:23:11,833 --> 01:23:12,750
哇

1352
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,791
炸弹葱油饼

1353
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,583
哇 靠

1354
01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,625
你们抢银行就抢银行

1355
01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:41,875
为什么要把我的金库炸掉?

1356
01:23:41,958 --> 01:23:43,916
很贵耶

1357
01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,125
不用辛苦了

1358
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:48,958
你确定里面的是钱吗?

1359
01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:02,583
是葱油饼

1360
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:15,541
人呢?

1361
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:16,750
诶

1362
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:28,833
做得很好诶

1363
01:24:29,583 --> 01:24:30,791
我跟你老板谈好了

1364
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:33,166
老板诶

1365
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:35,125
昨天说的跟今天说的永远不一样啊

1366
01:24:35,958 --> 01:24:37,208
抱歉诶

1367
01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:42,291
超蠢的

1368
01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:44,458
我从来没有听过抢钱的人

1369
01:24:44,541 --> 01:24:45,666
还要把钱还回来

1370
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:48,291
贫穷真的是限制了我的想象

1371
01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:49,416
反正警察已经到了

1372
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,458
就算我们被抓

1373
01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:52,041
也要把你供出来

1374
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:53,833
你放心

1375
01:24:53,916 --> 01:24:56,541
我一定会让警察找到你们

1376
01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:58,416
但是在那之前

1377
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,333
我会杀了你

1378
01:25:00,416 --> 01:25:01,625
也会杀了你

1379
01:25:02,416 --> 01:25:03,958
等警察找到你们的时候

1380
01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:05,708
你们不会说话

1381
01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:11,916
如果每个孤儿都能找到爱他的家人

1382
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,583
就不会像我一样

1383
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,291
孤独寂寞

1384
01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:16,750
讲话没人听

1385
01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:18,750
我会让你们死在一起

1386
01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:21,166
你肚子会饿吗?

1387
01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:24,791
有一点

1388
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:27,291
人质肚子饿了

1389
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,250
送五盒披萨来

1390
01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:29,500
吃饱再说

1391
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,708
我要经典披萨、摇滚披萨

1392
01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,791
玛格丽特披萨、四种干酪披萨

1393
01:25:33,875 --> 01:25:35,458
海鲜总汇披萨 还有最重要的

1394
01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:38,333
夏威夷披萨

1395
01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:39,500
拜拜

1396
01:25:45,416 --> 01:25:46,708
不是六种吗?

1397
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,625
这样比较舒服吧?

1398
01:25:51,250 --> 01:25:52,083
嗯

1399
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,958
不要给我耍花招喔

1400
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:57,208
这个炸弹真的会爆喔

1401
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:00,291
拜拜

1402
01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:04,250
斌叔 我要下去了啦

1403
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,375
不要睡觉了

1404
01:26:08,291 --> 01:26:09,208
这...

1405
01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:11,000
这不是感应炸弹吗?

1406
01:26:26,666 --> 01:26:28,291
- 打他
- 走

1407
01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:30,833
瑞哥

1408
01:26:31,375 --> 01:26:32,875
喔 来了

1409
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,000
我真的要感谢他

1410
01:26:38,958 --> 01:26:40,791
葱油饼是我调包的

1411
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000
你背叛我?

1412
01:26:46,250 --> 01:26:48,333
- 我是为了救你
- 救我?

1413
01:26:48,416 --> 01:26:50,166
你怎么会笨到相信他?

1414
01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:52,250
笨?

1415
01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,541
自从那女的出现之后

1416
01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:56,166
你根本就不把我当一回事

1417
01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:57,375
所有人都看在眼里

1418
01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,500
诶 放尊重一点 我还在

1419
01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:00,875
我?

1420
01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:02,208
关我什么事?

1421
01:27:02,791 --> 01:27:04,208
就是你

1422
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,458
就是你这女的把他迷得团团转

1423
01:27:06,541 --> 01:27:07,875
五年前是

1424
01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:09,166
现在也是

1425
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,916
就是你害死我们

1426
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,500
诶

1427
01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,375
你不知道她对我来说有多重要吗?

1428
01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:19,416
那你不知道你对我来说有多重要吗?

1429
01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:27,416
不是啊

1430
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:29,708
不是说好兄弟情而已?

1431
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,000
好 我懂了

1432
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:37,458
那...

1433
01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,958
你要不要解释一下?

1434
01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:45,375
瑞哥

1435
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:53,000
干掉他

1436
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,500
鼻、心、鸟

1437
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:50,625
走

1438
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,791
博骏

1439
01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:40,750
你们全部都是垃圾

1440
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,625
从出生就注定当个鲁蛇

1441
01:29:42,708 --> 01:29:45,000
你们为什么不好好认命?

1442
01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:47,125
破坏我的计划

1443
01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:49,583
你...都是废物

1444
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:52,125
等等

1445
01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:55,291
我原谅你

1446
01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:57,041
我知道你不是坏人

1447
01:29:57,708 --> 01:29:58,750
三小?

1448
01:29:58,833 --> 01:29:59,916
你在干嘛?

1449
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:04,208
虽然你展现出丑陋邪恶的一面

1450
01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:06,625
但我知道你心底一定还有良心

1451
01:30:07,833 --> 01:30:09,291
我知道

1452
01:30:09,375 --> 01:30:12,791
你每天背负着很重的重担

1453
01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:15,708
但是你还是很努力地走下去啊

1454
01:30:16,708 --> 01:30:18,666
你只是走错路而已

1455
01:30:19,375 --> 01:30:21,291
只要你愿意

1456
01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,916
你还是可以回头的

1457
01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:31,583
你现在...

1458
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,625
你可以说中文吗?

1459
01:30:35,708 --> 01:30:37,625
为什么讲话这么像我妈妈?

1460
01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:39,291
那么啰嗦

1461
01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,291
你现在说这些有什么意义?

1462
01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:44,666
的确没有意义

1463
01:30:45,375 --> 01:30:47,083
只是声东击西而已

1464
01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:59,416
哈啰 你好

1465
01:31:00,291 --> 01:31:01,208
你是谁?

1466
01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:04,125
- 可以炸咯
- 你又是谁?

1467
01:31:04,208 --> 01:31:05,250
嗨

1468
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,583
新年快乐

1469
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:13,083
葱油饼?要做什么?

1470
01:31:13,166 --> 01:31:14,416
做什么?

1471
01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,250
哒哒

1472
01:31:25,958 --> 01:31:27,083
{\an8}(警察)

1473
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:33,416
怎么回事?

1474
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:38,375
门怎么开了?

1475
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,708
人质怎么都出来了?

1476
01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:45,333
不要开枪...

1477
01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:47,291
全部都不要动

1478
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:49,541
不要开枪

1479
01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:50,916
歹徒在里面

1480
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,625
他们有好人

1481
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,083
强攻

1482
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:56,583
出动

1483
01:32:17,750 --> 01:32:19,416
{\an8}葱油饼炸弹

1484
01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:22,708
不要动

1485
01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,125
{\an8}双手举高

1486
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,666
站起来啦

1487
01:32:32,166 --> 01:32:33,333
快点

1488
01:32:33,416 --> 01:32:34,791
不要动

1489
01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,458
站起来

1490
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:47,416
站起来

1491
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,625
是 长官

1492
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:53,375
啊?

1493
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:55,666
让我洗个澡不行吗?

1494
01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,000
为什么?为什么不能让我先洗个澡?

1495
01:32:58,083 --> 01:33:00,333
我整个头都是葱油饼的味道

1496
01:33:00,416 --> 01:33:02,291
你们应该先去抓抢匪吧

1497
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:04,166
为什么一定要来我的办公室?

1498
01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:05,625
{\an8}陈先生

1499
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:09,416
好的

1500
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:11,375
长官有需要 我一定会配合

1501
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:13,708
但是我要警告你

1502
01:33:13,791 --> 01:33:16,375
如果在里面搜不到任何东西

1503
01:33:16,458 --> 01:33:17,250
我的律师...

1504
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:18,750
(万喜银行董事长陈海瑞虚拟货币
诈骗数据流出 待检方回应)

1505
01:33:18,833 --> 01:33:20,083
我在说话

1506
01:33:20,666 --> 01:33:22,833
我的律师团一定会让你们

1507
01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:25,416
吃大便

1508
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,250
呷赛啦

1509
01:33:32,125 --> 01:33:33,500
喂 靠北

1510
01:33:36,625 --> 01:33:37,583
陈海瑞先生

1511
01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:40,625
我们要以银行抢案的嫌疑人将你逮捕

1512
01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:41,916
你有权保持沉默

1513
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,500
但你所说的将会成为呈堂证供

1514
01:33:47,416 --> 01:33:49,458
我的劳力士咧?

1515
01:33:52,208 --> 01:33:53,791
(恒世新闻快报 直播)

1516
01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:54,708
{\an8}持续带您来关注

1517
01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:58,208
{\an8}最近新闻闹得沸沸扬扬的
万喜银行抢劫案

1518
01:33:58,291 --> 01:34:00,458
{\an8}根据最新的调查所显示

1519
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,708
{\an8}这起抢劫案背后

1520
01:34:01,791 --> 01:34:04,125
{\an8}竟然有万喜银行董事长

1521
01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:07,000
{\an8}陈海瑞所涉嫌的掏空案外案

1522
01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,375
{\an8}(万喜银行遭抢最新画面
涉嫌掏空案外案?)

1523
01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:09,750
{\an8}- 不要动
- 陈姓董事长呢

1524
01:34:09,833 --> 01:34:11,375
{\an8}掏空了万喜银行

1525
01:34:11,458 --> 01:34:13,541
{\an8}并且是将换来的手表呢

1526
01:34:13,625 --> 01:34:16,541
{\an8}是存放在私人的保险库当中

1527
01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:19,208
而据了解 这整个过程还有行动当中

1528
01:34:19,291 --> 01:34:22,500
到现在还有一名银行副理是下落不明

1529
01:34:22,583 --> 01:34:23,500
不过检方也表示

1530
01:34:23,583 --> 01:34:26,541
他们已经掌握了有利的人证

1531
01:34:28,166 --> 01:34:30,083
抢案发生那天的监视器画面

1532
01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:31,416
都消失了

1533
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,916
我们没有找到任何证据可以证明

1534
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,916
金库还有其他的人

1535
01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:40,333
我说的都是真的

1536
01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:41,791
金库爆炸是他们弄的

1537
01:34:41,875 --> 01:34:43,041
你没看到我受伤吗?

1538
01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:44,000
我...

1539
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,333
我才是受害者

1540
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:49,750
你的意思是说 有抢匪抢了你们的钱

1541
01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:52,125
然后再把钱偷偷运回去

1542
01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:54,250
你们老板的私人金库

1543
01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,375
陷害你们吗?

1544
01:34:55,458 --> 01:34:56,750
对

1545
01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:02,083
恁爸听你在说鬼故事

1546
01:35:02,166 --> 01:35:03,750
世间无鬼啦

1547
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,583
没错 就是他

1548
01:35:20,791 --> 01:35:23,250
怎么会是猴哥?

1549
01:35:24,416 --> 01:35:25,833
就是他没错

1550
01:35:30,291 --> 01:35:32,000
‪(指认室)

1551
01:35:32,083 --> 01:35:33,208
队长

1552
01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:34,625
储藏室那个洞

1553
01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:36,333
不追吗?

1554
01:35:39,750 --> 01:35:41,416
你做警察

1555
01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:43,875
是要抓犯人还是抓坏人?

1556
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:53,083
要骗这种自大狂呢

1557
01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:54,791
就是给他一个上帝视角

1558
01:35:54,875 --> 01:35:56,791
让他觉得一切都在他掌控之下

1559
01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,416
他就不会觉得自己被骗了

1560
01:36:00,166 --> 01:36:01,833
还好我有先知

1561
01:36:01,916 --> 01:36:03,958
在他办公室装个针孔

1562
01:36:17,208 --> 01:36:18,916
你是之后想要去偷他金库吧?

1563
01:36:24,375 --> 01:36:25,791
(正在撷取资料)

1564
01:36:28,708 --> 01:36:30,458
文昊把钱放在储藏室里

1565
01:36:30,541 --> 01:36:31,833
储藏室?

1566
01:36:31,916 --> 01:36:34,375
最危险的地方就是最安全的地方

1567
01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:37,750
文昊 这次任务最重要的就是你

1568
01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:40,000
我们需要帮你制造机会

1569
01:36:40,083 --> 01:36:42,291
把这笔钱放进陈海瑞的私人金库

1570
01:36:47,625 --> 01:36:49,458
我们的调虎离山就要靠你了

1571
01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:51,250
你一定要说服陈海瑞

1572
01:36:51,333 --> 01:36:52,291
你是真心要背叛

1573
01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:57,708
我没办法 我不会演

1574
01:36:57,791 --> 01:36:59,166
演戏嘛

1575
01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:01,750
就是要找到一个中心思想

1576
01:37:01,833 --> 01:37:03,958
然后发挥到极致

1577
01:37:06,416 --> 01:37:07,375
算了

1578
01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:09,625
哎 随便找一个 恨我们的理由就可以了

1579
01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:11,291
挺你

1580
01:37:12,166 --> 01:37:13,125
我有了

1581
01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:14,416
反正我也讨厌那个女的

1582
01:37:14,500 --> 01:37:15,458
我答应你

1583
01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:20,666
交给你了

1584
01:37:22,083 --> 01:37:23,916
(私人号码)

1585
01:37:26,041 --> 01:37:28,166
嘿 跟我走

1586
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:29,750
来去看好戏

1587
01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:37,125
自作聪明

1588
01:37:37,208 --> 01:37:38,333
走楼梯

1589
01:37:39,666 --> 01:37:40,875
我爱有氧运动

1590
01:37:48,791 --> 01:37:50,041
我跟你老板谈好了

1591
01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:51,916
老板诶

1592
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,083
昨天说的跟今天说的永远不一样

1593
01:37:54,166 --> 01:37:55,291
歹势耶

1594
01:37:58,375 --> 01:38:00,208
- 拍谢
- 靠

1595
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,958
电影不是这样敲 就会晕了吗?

1596
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,083
四十五度

1597
01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:05,791
不是跟你讲过?

1598
01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:07,166
- 敲
- 干

1599
01:38:15,958 --> 01:38:17,000
哇赛

1600
01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:20,583
靠夭 六比一诶

1601
01:38:27,291 --> 01:38:29,208
我的宝贝

1602
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,291
一样的计划不会被嫌老套吗?

1603
01:38:39,583 --> 01:38:40,666
老套做得好

1604
01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:41,875
就是经典

1605
01:38:43,791 --> 01:38:44,916
小心

1606
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:46,208
唉

1607
01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:48,125
脚 脚也弄一下

1608
01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:50,625
不要动

1609
01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,791
人质这边怎么办?

1610
01:38:52,875 --> 01:38:54,625
在他们最绝望的时候

1611
01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:55,958
给他们一线希望

1612
01:38:56,041 --> 01:38:57,791
我会让你们死在一起

1613
01:38:57,875 --> 01:38:59,333
人换好了

1614
01:38:59,416 --> 01:39:00,750
你肚子会饿吗?

1615
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:01,708
有一点

1616
01:39:01,791 --> 01:39:03,375
人质肚子饿了

1617
01:39:03,458 --> 01:39:05,333
送五份披萨来 吃饱再说

1618
01:39:05,416 --> 01:39:06,666
这个门上有传感器

1619
01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:08,625
只要开那个门 炸弹就会...

1620
01:39:09,875 --> 01:39:11,791
诶 记住 做得明显一点

1621
01:39:11,875 --> 01:39:13,500
斌叔 我要下去了啦

1622
01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,458
不要睡觉了

1623
01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,333
五年前是 现在也是

1624
01:39:43,416 --> 01:39:45,916
不是说演戏吗?

1625
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,625
还真的给我打下去了

1626
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:51,708
猴哥

1627
01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:57,166
文昊 四十五度

1628
01:40:01,833 --> 01:40:04,250
最后 结尾一定要有一个炸点

1629
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:08,416
哒哒

1630
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:43,000
好

1631
01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:44,125
- 好
- 我去开车

1632
01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:55,625
喂 昊哥

1633
01:40:55,708 --> 01:40:57,458
你刚刚在帅几点啊?

1634
01:40:57,541 --> 01:40:59,000
超帅的诶

1635
01:40:59,791 --> 01:41:00,750
几点?

1636
01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:02,791
我看一下

1637
01:41:12,291 --> 01:41:13,375
其实做我们这行呢

1638
01:41:13,458 --> 01:41:16,083
不外乎是调查、伪装、脱身

1639
01:41:16,166 --> 01:41:17,250
只要做好这些

1640
01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:18,416
就有九成的把握

1641
01:41:19,541 --> 01:41:20,750
那剩下一成呢?

1642
01:43:03,791 --> 01:43:05,291
新年快乐

1643
01:43:05,375 --> 01:43:07,291
恭喜发财

1644
01:43:07,375 --> 01:43:10,375
龙年行大运

1645
01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:20,166
不好意思

1646
01:43:21,083 --> 01:43:23,083
请问你是小笑安吗?

1647
01:43:29,250 --> 01:43:30,125
嗯

1648
01:43:32,583 --> 01:43:33,708
你知道

1649
01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:35,541
一只老鹰叫Eagle

1650
01:43:36,125 --> 01:43:37,208
那两只呢?

1651
01:43:38,583 --> 01:43:39,625
两苟

1652
01:43:41,375 --> 01:43:43,416
那白猫掉进湖里之后

1653
01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:44,500
被黑猫救起来

1654
01:43:44,583 --> 01:43:47,291
救起来之后 白猫会对黑猫说什么?

1655
01:43:48,291 --> 01:43:49,291
喵

1656
01:43:55,250 --> 01:43:56,833
我觉得你长得很面熟诶

1657
01:43:57,750 --> 01:43:59,458
大家都说我像蔡凡熙啦

1658
01:44:09,208 --> 01:44:10,500
(大家吃饭)

1659
01:44:19,166 --> 01:44:20,083
谢谢大家

1660
01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,791
小朋友 我们三、二、一

1661
01:44:21,875 --> 01:44:22,833
鞠躬

1662
01:44:28,666 --> 01:44:30,458
没错 就是这样

1663
01:44:30,541 --> 01:44:31,875
眼神交流

1664
01:44:31,958 --> 01:44:33,541
中心思想

1665
01:44:35,875 --> 01:44:37,541
你女儿是那个公主吗?

1666
01:44:39,708 --> 01:44:40,791
不是

1667
01:44:41,916 --> 01:44:43,166
她是那棵树

1668
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,208
宝贝

1669
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:48,416
你是爸比的骄傲

1670
01:44:50,541 --> 01:44:51,375
诶

1671
01:44:51,958 --> 01:44:53,583
你看我有带这个出来

1672
01:44:54,791 --> 01:44:56,291
反正我也已经有你了

1673
01:44:58,000 --> 01:44:59,083
喂

1674
01:45:00,458 --> 01:45:01,958
你有病啊?

1675
01:45:05,875 --> 01:45:07,416
开玩笑而已啦

1676
01:45:09,625 --> 01:45:10,583
那你收好喔

1677
01:45:10,666 --> 01:45:12,875
会啦 会收 我都收五年了

1678
01:45:18,375 --> 01:45:20,500
你看它的脸 笨死了

1679
01:45:20,583 --> 01:45:22,500
对啊 超笨

1680
01:48:53,958 --> 01:48:56,208
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